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Cartoon for May 30, 2010
Strip for May 30, 2010
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If I continue to suffer this level of chaos by Baenlynn2010-05-30 23:42:17
*sigh* Linux is nothing but one massive hack. by taitano2010-05-30 23:21:19
  Somebody's been reading RMS? (n/t) by intrinsic2010-05-31 07:51:47
Beware, the Pants of Fate! (n/t) by Nessalc2010-05-30 22:45:32
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2010-05-30 22:00:02
  In a brandy snifter... by basher202010-05-30 22:12:57
Can you be allergic to a song? by basher202010-05-30 20:22:25
  Like most allergies, repeated exposure and time by kahuana2010-05-30 20:27:26
    Except Latex allergies... by InTrinsiC2010-05-30 22:33:30
    Don't Tell Me -- A Rick Astley Song ????? O.O by KreepyKrawly2010-05-30 22:17:30
Just saw that Martin Gardner died by carl522010-05-30 20:03:28
Poll: What is your natural sleep cycle? by oot2010-05-30 19:34:37
  F4ed if I know. by Baenlynn2010-05-30 23:50:22
  17-18 hours awake. 6-7 hours sleep. by morenna2010-05-30 23:13:32
  arglbargl. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-05-30 21:10:44
    *eats TMK's apathy* by firehawk2010-05-30 22:38:14
  Asleep by 3 AM, awake again by 9 AM. by Peace_Man2010-05-30 21:04:23
  Midnight to 8:00 a.m. by basher202010-05-30 20:28:35
  Impossible to answer. by kahuana2010-05-30 20:20:02
    We're geeks! Of course we live in caves! by oot2010-05-30 20:29:57
      AAAAH! The daystar! by firehawk2010-05-30 20:40:02
  Random by UGuardian2010-05-30 20:00:49
    Yeah, I'm similar by InTrinsiC2010-05-30 21:50:09
  It's pretty much random. by RetiQlum22010-05-30 19:52:50
  Mine: 30 hours, 19 awake, 11 asleep by oot2010-05-30 19:36:55
    That's it. Oot's an alien. Call the FBI. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-30 20:21:15
      You just now figured that out? o.O by firehawk2010-05-30 20:39:33
        Or she could be from THE FUTURE by basher202010-05-30 20:58:54
      Not the FBI, the MIB by basher202010-05-30 20:27:33
Blade Runner: The Final Cut by owh2010-05-30 19:21:28
Okay, FINALLY, time for sleep. by Baenlynn2010-05-30 17:49:51
  *wields +36 Mallet of Sleep* by firehawk2010-05-30 19:46:47
"If you are still alive call Spammer Porkbits now" by veran2010-05-30 17:41:10
  *sends GLaDOS to west Africa* by Baenlynn2010-05-30 17:48:41
See some aircraft take off by veran2010-05-30 16:35:02
  <Deleted><Deleted>2010-05-30 20:27:39
    Moderated: Open Comments (n/t) by Nea2010-05-30 20:27:54
    On the up side... by Sharku2010-05-30 17:48:21
      hey don't make fun of the schoolbuses :P ;) by Garrinka2010-05-30 18:55:19
    arrg Id'kd slip.. sorry by Garrinka2010-05-30 17:17:48
    I have seen those things land. by veran2010-05-30 17:15:42
      ya flying schoolbuses :) by Garrinka2010-05-30 17:18:40
I has a sock. by McNutcase2010-05-30 16:26:01
  Awesome! by Lady-Luna2010-05-30 16:43:32
    I'm using more of a recipe... by McNutcase2010-05-30 16:52:58
      Congrats! by morenna2010-05-30 19:17:18
        Well, there are other considerations... by McNutcase2010-05-30 21:36:08
          My stash is the same way. by morenna2010-05-30 23:07:03
SOTM: Slow by veran2010-05-30 15:58:15
Ufies Wifi help by robertltux2010-05-30 15:46:33
  Get Netstumbler. by Peace_Man2010-05-30 18:53:41
    bit on the old side. InSSIDer should work better by Freakazoid2010-05-30 18:57:25
  Netgear's driver used to have a signal strength by kahuana2010-05-30 15:54:50
relaxation feels sooooooooo good :D by Garrinka2010-05-30 15:39:29
  Tell me about it! by Clovis Man2010-05-30 16:55:57
    lots of luck with that *hugs* by Garrinka2010-05-30 19:20:24
ATTN firehawk : by Klaranth2010-05-30 14:31:05
  ATTN: Klaranth by joresgump2010-05-30 15:43:59
    Nah, I aint greedy. by Klaranth2010-05-30 16:13:02
      No they're not! by firehawk2010-05-30 19:38:31
Can't sleep, thought I'd tidy up a drawing... by Baenlynn2010-05-30 14:07:54
Of all the `buddy Cop' movies I've seen... by Hieraco2010-05-30 12:38:56
  I have forgotten that film. by veran2010-05-30 15:15:43
    what film? :) no scroll feature so I by Garrinka2010-05-30 15:34:15
      Just highlight the annoying print, by Klaranth2010-05-30 16:19:42
        Naruki's Law! by firehawk2010-05-30 20:41:01
          Nope. Deliberate misspelling, to tease by Klaranth2010-05-30 23:08:45
            which is lost on my deslixia by Hieraco2010-05-30 23:34:58
          Naruki's Law! by kelli2172010-05-30 22:48:02
      YMBK. ^+ ^- ^0 don't work in your browser? (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-30 15:56:17
        mmm no.. If you are referring to firefox... by Garrinka2010-05-30 16:07:41
          o.O? Works in IE7 and IE8. I just checked. (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-30 17:05:45
            keyboard shortcuts aren't my strong suit :P ;) by Garrinka2010-05-30 17:09:27
              The mouse that rawred? (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-30 17:12:29
                Not as easy in IE8, but here's where the setting by ChuckAB2010-05-30 20:47:45
Isn't this fun? by geopsychic2010-05-30 12:36:20
  Depending upon the context, it *could* be. by kahuana2010-05-30 12:51:13
    Considering I fell by geopsychic2010-05-30 14:56:13
      Context is everything. (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-30 15:57:59
RIP Gary Coleman (n/t) by Klaranth2010-05-30 10:30:05
Dr Who Err This maybe a problem by robertltux2010-05-30 10:28:04
  But wouldn't a reset mean the Angels are back too. (n/t) by Snate2010-05-30 14:30:44
    i think they were feeding off the rift by robertltux2010-05-30 15:13:35
      Have we ever known The Doctor to actually defeat a by kahuana2010-05-30 16:04:13
        Well, I don't think those were ALL the Angels in by Snate2010-05-30 22:54:16
        Many times. by RetiQlum22010-05-30 20:01:39
          Let's set aside the weeping angels. by kahuana2010-05-30 20:17:20
            They are all protected by the same thing: by RetiQlum22010-05-30 21:07:58
        The "Family of Blood" by oot2010-05-30 16:45:29
          The absorbalov. The Wire. The Beast. by Sharku2010-05-30 17:19:39
  Good end to an otherwise boring episode by oot2010-05-30 12:33:31
Just finished my first 30 minutes of P90 by Klaranth2010-05-30 10:23:26
  with or without live rounds?? (n/t) by robertltux2010-05-30 11:17:50
There is a reason professionals test new by nightmonger2010-05-30 10:09:50
  Every new UPS I've ever installed has always had by SaylorA2010-05-30 11:49:32
  Did the UPS whine and moan about it? by kahuana2010-05-30 10:16:02
    yeah, any APC software i've dealt with by Freakazoid2010-05-30 18:54:47
      ^^^^^ This. APC FTW. (n/t) by Twitchh2010-05-30 19:20:58
    Hmm, odd my (commercial-grade) UPS won't come out by InTrinsiC2010-05-30 18:52:25
      Nope. Home installation. by nightmonger2010-05-30 19:47:50
        Hmm, weird. by InTrinsiC2010-05-30 22:17:37
        well there's problem #1 by Freakazoid2010-05-30 20:00:45
      Liebert? (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-30 19:38:53
        Not quite so high end, it's an older 5kVA Sola 610 by InTrinsiC2010-05-30 22:19:59
Dennis Hopper is gone. (n/t) by frostbait2010-05-30 09:53:37
  Yep, heard it on the radio this morning. by oedlan2010-05-30 10:11:18
Mmm... space laser... by oot2010-05-30 09:26:41
  That ain't no moon... by joresgump2010-05-30 16:51:40
  I think they were aiming it at the Asian festival by Ataraxia2010-05-30 16:40:48
  Sharks with frickin' laser beams? by firehawk2010-05-30 10:33:22
  Sounds much cooler than it is. by veran2010-05-30 09:45:45
Hypothetically speaking: by veran2010-05-30 09:18:04
  What is your budget? What is the condition of the by SaylorA2010-05-30 11:45:26
    1990 Town car by veran2010-05-30 12:12:36
      Depending on how well it was maintained by SaylorA2010-05-30 12:24:19
        Listed as 150 hp by veran2010-05-30 12:44:16
          I know. The Town cars switched to the Mod motor by SaylorA2010-05-30 13:01:12
            let's say $1500 by veran2010-05-30 14:23:17
              For that money, I would seriously consider by SaylorA2010-05-30 16:00:19
                For that money I could buy shipping by veran2010-05-30 16:26:48
                  I believe you will be surprised how cheap a rebuil by SaylorA2010-05-30 17:03:35
                    I could get a 350 for $2300 in 2007. by veran2010-05-30 17:20:10
  Should be pretty easy. by firehawk2010-05-30 10:32:41
  The Boss 302 or the Standard by joecrouse2010-05-30 10:21:46
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2010-05-30 09:00:02
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2010-05-30 08:27:49
Do not bring a knife to The Alamo. :P by Danu2010-05-30 08:10:26
  It's only 'cause they don't want by SouthpawPL2010-05-30 20:56:29
  How'd it turn out? Did they confiscate it, or did by Twitchh2010-05-30 09:26:33
    They suggested we go lock it in vehicle. (n/t) by Danu2010-05-30 09:39:35
      Which we did . (hit submit too soon) (n/t) by Danu2010-05-30 09:41:21
        Cool. (n/t) by Twitchh2010-05-30 09:43:40
  Well, I'll be...<link> by imWACC02010-05-30 08:20:00
Anyone ever have a conversation... by Sharku2010-05-30 07:47:26
DnD + Engineers by UGuardian2010-05-30 07:12:44
  Auuuugh, site blocked where I live... (n/t) by davydd2010-05-30 13:13:33
  bwahahahahah. AOE BOOMIES with Instant Kill by joecrouse2010-05-30 10:10:33
  Awesome! (n/t) by oot2010-05-30 09:30:24
  Nice. (n/t) by raptor_872010-05-30 08:04:46
Oh happy day *sings* by cuboci2010-05-30 07:03:33
  Sauber made it to the finish? by vectorz2010-05-30 07:41:21
    That's nice, too by cuboci2010-05-30 21:37:21
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2010-05-30 05:50:31
W:ET Bar by AndyA2010-05-30 04:00:01
<censored> Linux Ubuntu .... by Klaranth2010-05-30 03:08:33
  Also: apt-get by RetiQlum22010-05-30 14:33:21
    Guide to using apt-get: by RetiQlum22010-05-30 15:00:01
  One more tip by oot2010-05-30 13:12:26
  For a place to start by geopsychic2010-05-30 12:47:20
  Some basic troubleshooting steps for you by oot2010-05-30 09:00:28
    OK, now that I've seen your other posts... by oot2010-05-30 09:18:39
      To check the sound, all I should do is listen to i by Klaranth2010-05-30 14:37:31
      you can also try using the alsa driver by joecrouse2010-05-30 14:34:57
        I'm pretty sure Ubuntu doesn't load the old OSS by ttlogic2010-05-30 14:51:37
          It goes on and off. by Klaranth2010-05-30 16:16:25
            For the internet problem by oot2010-05-30 16:41:50
              One thing I found on Debian (if it's any help) ... by stitchedup2010-05-30 23:32:21
              which i will try later today. Thanks all. (n/t) by Klaranth2010-05-30 23:13:12
          As of 8-9 mine would try to by joecrouse2010-05-30 16:00:05
      Good oot. You can haz cookie. by firehawk2010-05-30 10:26:33
        I'm the open minded, good kind of politician. by Klaranth2010-05-30 13:57:13
          The better slogan would be : by Klaranth2010-05-30 14:11:03
        Since politicians are liars, did you call Klar by kahuana2010-05-30 11:05:51
    Also by oot2010-05-30 09:12:42
  Not too well-versed in the specifics of Ubuntu, by ttlogic2010-05-30 04:46:57
    Ok, will keep all this in mind. by Klaranth2010-05-30 05:07:15
      It does 2 things: by ttlogic2010-05-30 05:20:15
        I suspect he wants to know what dmesg does. by firehawk2010-05-30 10:24:06
          Uhm, ttlogic explained what dmesg does in his... by Sharku2010-05-30 10:30:10
            Oops. Not awake yet. by firehawk2010-05-30 10:35:12
              No problem. by ttlogic2010-05-30 13:18:58
  What's the problem? by asimov2010-05-30 03:46:09
    Ok, in little less syllables :P by Klaranth2010-05-30 04:09:14
      ??? by asimov2010-05-30 04:37:25
        C'mon, be nice, he's new to Linux by oot2010-05-30 09:07:56
          Thanks, oot! by Nea2010-05-30 09:44:22
            Yeah, if anyone ever needs help in getting by Klaranth2010-05-30 14:03:30
        Riiight. I work two days with Linux, and you by Klaranth2010-05-30 04:45:07
          Internot? by asimov2010-05-30 05:33:56
            Like I said before, it ISNT the HARDWARE by Klaranth2010-05-30 08:07:55
              How do you now it isn't the hardware?? by asimov2010-05-30 10:43:56
                IOW, Klar, what asimov is saying is... by RetiQlum22010-05-30 14:06:22
                  There are a few choice words I would love to use r by Klaranth2010-05-30 14:08:29
                Were you planning on ever giving Klar any... by Sharku2010-05-30 11:24:01
                Basic troubleshooting. by firehawk2010-05-30 10:49:54
              I don't know that yelling at the people you're by Twitchh2010-05-30 09:21:41
                Klar can be a PITA at times... by Sharku2010-05-30 10:25:33
                  Oh, I agree -- asimov's post was definitely by Twitchh2010-05-30 10:41:26
              I think the word you're looking for is... by imWACC02010-05-30 08:24:30
                He said that. Twice or more. by firehawk2010-05-30 10:21:56
                  Dumb question do you have a network card by joecrouse2010-05-30 14:31:03
                    i think it is onboard. by Klaranth2010-05-30 14:36:15
30MB/s transfer for SATA -> SATA? what's wrong? by Hieraco2010-05-30 00:36:05
  Sorting 1TB or more and weeding out duplicates, by Klaranth2010-05-30 03:31:16
  Here's a nickle kid by asimov2010-05-30 03:03:18
    hmmm O.K. by Hieraco2010-05-30 03:15:56
      Already stated, but the INTERFACE is rated at that by firehawk2010-05-30 10:17:18
        Damn lying marketdroids! by Hieraco2010-05-30 12:34:39
          Which 'b' is byte and which is bit? by kahuana2010-05-30 12:59:54
      Windows also slows way down when dealing by Freakazoid2010-05-30 07:48:50
      That's the theoretical maximum. by themadkansan2010-05-30 05:15:19
        Rotation speed of the platters (n/t) by NaOH2010-05-30 06:08:25
          Seek speed of the heads as well, unless everything by bwkaz2010-05-30 10:44:49
  dma? ahci? fragmented drive? by tardis422010-05-30 01:15:36
    All components are SATA by Hieraco2010-05-30 01:30:56
      achi in bios by joecrouse2010-05-30 08:40:31
      SATA speed by asimov2010-05-30 03:42:49
      Look in the BIOS for AHCI. by firehawk2010-05-30 01:48:04
    for reference, my laptop drive gets ~30-40MB/s (n/t) by tardis422010-05-30 01:16:31
  Antivirus perhaps; checking the files on read and by Snate2010-05-30 01:10:52
And what about Xerxes, Alexander the Great, by twixt2010-05-30 00:34:06
  No. Not megalomania. GREED, by Klaranth2010-05-30 04:15:25
    Interesting thing about greed. As far as I am by twixt2010-05-30 13:06:02
    Greed is good by Aon2010-05-30 05:40:04
      Pure, unadulterated crap. by firehawk2010-05-30 10:39:08
        Hold on! Wait a second! HOLD THE PHONE! by firehawk2010-05-30 10:40:01
          Ahh, so that's why those Four blokes on horses are by intrinsic2010-05-30 13:56:25
            Along with all the lightning, thunder, boiling by twixt2010-05-30 14:14:12
              Are you saying that firehawk can be blamed by Klaranth2010-05-30 16:17:25
                Nope. Apocalypses come first. Oil spills are by twixt2010-05-30 17:20:18
          *ominous rumble* :-) (n/t) by twixt2010-05-30 11:24:05
      *snerk* appropriate w/ Wall Street 2 coming out by Garrinka2010-05-30 07:01:41
  Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules by pas512010-05-30 03:48:19
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2010-05-30 00:30:00
Translations by Nea2010-05-30 00:01:01
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2010-05-30 00:00:42
  By re-mounting the attitude jets by Hieraco2010-05-30 00:20:29
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2010-05-30 00:00:01
  OprahsperlunkedVanGoghbetweenthesheetswithoutIllia by Hieraco2010-05-30 00:17:09

 

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