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Cartoon for May 20, 2010
Strip for May 20, 2010
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New 2TB HDD is in need of games. by lab rat2010-05-20 23:36:19
  Dragon Age: Origins by Silverfire2010-05-21 19:13:35
  and and all Call of Duty series by Hieraco2010-05-20 23:59:04
  Batman: Arkham Asylum. by themadkansan2010-05-20 23:40:44
...I'd go driving around, but I've seen it all. by themadkansan2010-05-20 23:33:43
  depends how far you drive .. (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 23:34:43
    It would take several days. by themadkansan2010-05-20 23:36:38
New shiny on the way... by firehawk2010-05-20 23:25:40
Wow, really? by firehawk2010-05-20 23:03:48
  I missed it... by subbywan2010-05-20 23:04:34
    Here... by firehawk2010-05-20 23:06:28
      why is it that voice actresses are often SOO hot?? (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 23:08:05
        o.O by firehawk2010-05-20 23:08:58
          lol. no. was looking at the other chars :P (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 23:12:07
    Ditto, had I seen it before this I promise I would by Snate2010-05-20 23:05:59
Hmmm, that IS a good line. by Snate2010-05-20 22:55:42
you know i'm fornicated when by subbywan2010-05-20 22:31:53
Laws are strange (an Ordnance Corner-ish post) by McNutcase2010-05-20 22:03:15
  BTW by kwacka2010-05-21 13:05:19
  In Cyprus by kwacka2010-05-21 12:49:09
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2010-05-20 22:00:02
Penfold by Snate2010-05-20 20:39:37
  Crumbs (n/t) by Ataraxia2010-05-20 21:54:35
Attn: Llyr by mekkanik_mike2010-05-20 20:33:35
  Ah yes. Ph.D. Comics always feels my pain. (n/t) by Llyr2010-05-20 22:03:31
attn: oot re: fluxbox by CALL-1982010-05-20 19:45:56
  Thanks by oot2010-05-20 20:11:05
No mention of Liza Dolittle Day here? Awww by josie_beller2010-05-20 19:20:56
  the rainy season is done in Spain by RunNeoRun2010-05-20 19:41:30
    "The Rain in Spain stays mainly in The Plain"? by oedlan2010-05-20 20:39:51
"You Have 0 friends" by oedlan2010-05-20 19:02:28
  What are you, a cro-magnon? by themadkansan2010-05-20 23:31:05
    It's faster to write? by Khaar2010-05-20 23:52:03
      txt! by themadkansan2010-05-21 00:12:26
  "Deputy Dan has no friends" by Clovis Man2010-05-20 19:39:22
  "All your friends are make believe." by RetiQlum22010-05-20 19:32:19
  *snerk* by InTrinsiC2010-05-20 19:06:10
SOTM: by veran2010-05-20 18:28:54
"Issue tracking system" by oedlan2010-05-20 18:21:50
  We are starting to use TRAC at work. by leonidus2010-05-20 23:11:51
    Last company used Trac for it's Dev Wiki by InTrinsiC2010-05-20 23:17:56
  heat or peregrine service center (n/t) by joecrouse2010-05-20 19:45:34
  We use Remedy. I would NOT recommend it for a by vampire2010-05-20 18:29:06
    Would not recommend it either. by bwkaz2010-05-21 00:07:34
    Ditto. Ditto, and Ditto :) (n/t) by radiowave9112010-05-20 18:32:49
OK, who stole Jupiter's Belt?! by voxwoman2010-05-20 18:20:27
  It's under the dunlap. (n/t) by tallastro2010-05-20 20:45:53
  Jupiter is aging. That belt is hiked 20ish degrees by kahuana2010-05-20 20:08:06
  I've seen this sort of thing before. by toysbfun2010-05-20 18:25:46
    How nice. (n/t) by veran2010-05-20 18:44:33
Looking for the Bamboo ad, and this is the best by adiplomat2010-05-20 17:41:49
  Then again, maybe not.... (n/t) by adiplomat2010-05-20 17:42:37
Hehe, Tech necromancy by Freakazoid2010-05-20 17:23:28
  it's alive!! it's alive!!!! *insert cackle here* by Freakazoid2010-05-20 19:38:52
freeedoooommmm!!!!!!!!!! kinda.. :P by Garrinka2010-05-20 17:01:01
  SOP for firehawk at (work_end+5) by firehawk2010-05-20 23:05:19
  And I've donned the uniform. by Silverfire2010-05-20 20:15:13
  Highland Paddy by DesertRat662010-05-20 18:32:13
Is it Friday Yet? by Snate2010-05-20 16:53:49
  It is here, has been nearly 11 hours now (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-05-20 17:42:25
  In Sweden? Yes, it's 2:04 AM here by oedlan2010-05-20 17:03:00
    *snerk* I'm so glad you put that colon in there... (n/t) by Flirkann2010-05-20 21:46:10
      Heh, yes, I saw that by oedlan2010-05-20 21:48:49
        hadji-ism would have been more correct though =)P (n/t) by Snate2010-05-20 22:26:08
In other news: I'm a father now.. by oedlan2010-05-20 16:35:39
  Congrats on the new edition by Silverfire2010-05-21 19:00:18
  Mazel Tov! (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-05-20 20:34:38
  That sounds like a bad detective novel. by kahuana2010-05-20 20:27:58
  Can't you just volunteer DNA for them to check? (n/t) by vdp2010-05-20 19:38:28
  *hugs*.. man that is alot of work... by Garrinka2010-05-20 17:06:45
    Yes it is. by oedlan2010-05-20 17:15:29
      just wait till he becomes a teenager :P ;) by Garrinka2010-05-20 17:21:59
        There is a FoxTrot strip about that by oedlan2010-05-20 17:42:55
          That could also have been a Zits strip :-) (n/t) by Snate2010-05-20 17:46:14
  Of course! by toysbfun2010-05-20 16:49:35
    ?!? by oedlan2010-05-20 17:01:03
      Oh, right, this is May. by toysbfun2010-05-20 17:04:14
        It'll soon be over (the decade that is) by InTrinsiC2010-05-20 19:20:26
Invoke UFicle re: traveling abroad with firearms by the_diggity2010-05-20 16:26:48
  Last time I went to Haiti with firearms... by DesertRat662010-05-20 19:05:55
  no, nix, nay, no how, nuh huh by basher202010-05-20 18:46:03
    i know i'd have to register with DHS and ATF by the_diggity2010-05-20 19:00:25
    There are provisions for it, it's more a matter by vampire2010-05-20 19:00:01
  You cannot legally take any thing more than a by vampire2010-05-20 18:42:32
Question for UK UFies by oot2010-05-20 16:16:18
I'm an ( extended family ) aunt!!! by rogue19712010-05-20 15:26:47
  grats to them.. I hope he's healthy and happy :) (n/t) by Garrinka2010-05-20 17:14:34
  Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by AprylMae2010-05-20 15:38:33
Hello DFW :) (n/t) by Danu2010-05-20 15:03:24
  Just keep your head down. :D (n/t) by themadkansan2010-05-20 15:50:24
Waste some time: by veran2010-05-20 15:02:09
  *pokes veran with Torchlight* (n/t) by raptor_872010-05-20 15:51:36
WTF! DNA Extraction for DB Even if not Convicted by Snate2010-05-20 14:21:03
  Time to rename CODIS. Poor "CSI" writers! by josie_beller2010-05-20 19:36:25
  Words fail me. (n/t) by toysbfun2010-05-20 15:03:30
  Gattaca! Gattaca! by subbywan2010-05-20 14:56:16
  Yeah, I have issues with this both with the laws by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 14:52:19
    And results are, like, instantaneous, right? by kahuana2010-05-20 14:56:41
      And they can't possibly ever be faked! by oot2010-05-20 15:06:01
        Do you know what this means? by toysbfun2010-05-20 15:15:43
        hrm ... do fake orgasms give fake DNA results? (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 15:08:28
          Would sequencing an artificial life form be a DMCA by kahuana2010-05-20 15:16:02
            Only if it's got some sort of copy protection. (n/t) by raptor_872010-05-20 16:07:32
              The Asgard copy-protected Colonel O'Neill's DNA (n/t) by oot2010-05-20 16:21:09
                wouldn't his parents have prior-art rights on it? (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 16:22:21
                  I think a drug company might dispute that. by kahuana2010-05-20 20:05:35
          Oh maybe like by kahuana2010-05-20 15:13:55
      Of course! and they are free too! by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 14:59:44
  Oh, h4; let's just go all the way by bitflipper2010-05-20 14:41:40
  I'm just wondering by DesertRat662010-05-20 14:34:11
    Me, for one. For the same reasons. by hadji2010-05-20 15:23:31
      I'm not surprised by that by DesertRat662010-05-20 18:11:48
      I won't be complying. (n/t) by vampire2010-05-20 18:11:23
  This is why we should never allow them to do by subbywan2010-05-20 14:23:10
In the midnight hour by SnArL2010-05-20 14:09:42
Tech News (n/t) by Snate2010-05-20 14:08:33
  Australia wants to see porn collections, by toysbfun2010-05-20 15:50:15
    Jim Wallace is an idiot. (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 15:52:53
      Hmm... by binkley2010-05-20 17:47:43
  *snerk* Pirated Max Payne 2 put on Steam by Snate2010-05-20 15:45:28
    Ahh, delightful irony by InTrinsiC2010-05-20 17:56:11
    omg! What if Myth WAS Rockstar?!? (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 15:51:18
  Cracking a Car's Computer by lenmear2010-05-20 14:46:18
    This just in from the department of stating the bl by intrinsic2010-05-20 15:29:41
      There's an XKCD for that. by kelli2172010-05-20 15:42:22
  You couldn't buy an iPad with cash?!? by Snate2010-05-20 14:15:51
    heh id sue apple by joecrouse2010-05-20 17:42:56
      actually not true by robertltux2010-05-20 17:51:27
    Yeah, so? (n/t) by toysbfun2010-05-20 15:33:53
  Five examples of lame DMCA takedowns by Snate2010-05-20 14:09:03
    Spoon bendy-boy found out he can't bend the law. by kahuana2010-05-20 15:00:14
      To be fair, he can't bend spoons either. by RetiQlum22010-05-20 18:13:36
    The NFL one is PRICELESS by intrinsic2010-05-20 14:35:27
Auto Journalist's son wrecks $180,000 Porsche by abaron2010-05-20 13:39:33
  My brother did rthe same thing with an S-10 by vampire2010-05-20 18:23:21
  Side lesson for parents by robertltux2010-05-20 17:00:41
    for a while dad always had a manual car by Freakazoid2010-05-20 17:30:25
    My kids will learn how to drive stick by abaron2010-05-20 17:07:18
      Amen to that by InTrinsiC2010-05-20 17:40:50
  Reminds me of an oft heard quote by basher202010-05-20 15:16:26
  Oif. by kelli2172010-05-20 14:30:08
    They assume a pedal mistake by abaron2010-05-20 14:59:44
      Ah. by kelli2172010-05-20 15:15:37
        let's see by basher202010-05-20 15:20:16
          That's only if the car's in gear, right? by hadji2010-05-20 15:29:14
            Correct. by kelli2172010-05-20 15:34:40
              I thought it was considered best practice to by hadji2010-05-20 15:43:42
                Left in gear when parked. by themadkansan2010-05-20 22:20:16
                I was always taught to park manual cars in first g by InTrinsiC2010-05-20 17:34:57
                Case by case basis. by kelli2172010-05-20 15:52:27
                  Standard procedure for me by InTrinsiC2010-05-20 17:37:28
                  Before I turn the engine off on a manual by abaron2010-05-20 16:04:15
                    ^^^ What he said. (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 16:38:46
    Not high compression since it is a turbo it has a by shargo2010-05-20 14:52:18
    I gather it doesn't have an interlock ;oD by intrinsic2010-05-20 14:33:26
      It mentions in the comments that there is an by techi8702010-05-20 14:49:47
      Also, at least older 911's, have the key on the by shargo2010-05-20 14:46:14
  Nice story and agreed on the reactions from all. (n/t) by Snate2010-05-20 13:49:17
    The kid feels bad enough already. by McNutcase2010-05-20 13:54:03
      Stick is mandatory for driver's license here by shargo2010-05-20 14:55:54
        I'd prefer manuals to be more common here. by McNutcase2010-05-20 15:12:00
          Dont bet on it by confused.brit2010-05-20 15:23:16
            Manuals at least occasionally force both hands. by McNutcase2010-05-20 15:27:51
              No they don't--ever heard of knees? by RunNeoRun2010-05-20 19:46:41
looking for how i can get a user by joecrouse2010-05-20 13:32:15
  browser upgrade possible?? by robertltux2010-05-20 16:17:59
  Reinstall? (n/t) by dreadpirate2010-05-20 14:00:11
  Press F11. by jpprater2010-05-20 13:55:35
    locked down no worky by joecrouse2010-05-20 13:59:01
  have you run powertools on it? by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 13:36:39
    i thought of the group policy but i dont have by joecrouse2010-05-20 13:53:42
      You can check group policy with gpresult /Z (n/t) by intrinsic2010-05-20 14:22:49
      google powertools and there should be several how by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 14:04:48
  Install Iron? :P (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 13:32:43
Lego of God: by veran2010-05-20 13:18:58
  Agent Smith was RIGHT! by kelli2172010-05-20 14:33:47
  Leggo my eggo... by jdelphiki2010-05-20 13:31:24
  this stuff always concerns me by tesla_koil2010-05-20 13:27:00
  I, for one, welcome our new synthetic overlords by subbywan2010-05-20 13:24:41
    If we managed to do that, wouldn't we have proven by ttlogic2010-05-20 14:02:31
      No, I think it is more of a Sorcerer's Apprentice by Peace_Man2010-05-20 17:00:31
      i don't think so ... how would that work? (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 14:08:41
What might people infer from this shirt? by toysbfun2010-05-20 12:43:16
  Funny stuff. by jdelphiki2010-05-20 13:33:07
  I love the "...INRI!..." :-D (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 12:56:09
    Excuse me if this is over the top... by RetiQlum22010-05-20 14:03:14
      ^ BEVERAGE WARNING (n/t) by SnArL2010-05-20 14:16:18
  That the wearer by pas512010-05-20 12:48:52
  Jesus killed the dinosaurs by subbywan2010-05-20 12:46:22
o.O .... O.O by aprylmae2010-05-20 12:38:28
Real time vs. webcomic time by PeKaJe2010-05-20 12:05:19
  Slower? How about EGS? by dreadpirate2010-05-20 12:46:04
  A since deleted Wikipedia article said 16 days, by toysbfun2010-05-20 12:20:34
  A week?!? Um, I'm pretty sure you skipped a by Snate2010-05-20 12:18:10
    I'm pretty sure I didn't by PeKaJe2010-05-20 12:51:08
      Hmmm (n/t) by Snate2010-05-20 13:05:07
Don't you hate realising obvious stuff in hindsigh by rogue19712010-05-20 12:01:16
  {{{rogue1971}}} by Danu2010-05-20 15:02:44
  That's what we didn't understand, either! ;-) by Divinar2010-05-20 13:28:02
  *offers a shoulder to cry on* by Peace_Man2010-05-20 12:52:16
  {{{{{Rogue}}}}} (n/t) by aprylmae2010-05-20 12:45:53
  I'd say PMS away... by Sharku2010-05-20 12:31:56
    to be honnest they where never any real "good" by rogue19712010-05-20 13:20:32
  {{{Rogue1971}}} (n/t) by Snate2010-05-20 12:27:33
Isn't that lovely. by UGuardian2010-05-20 11:49:38
  What kind of VM? (n/t) by PeKaJe2010-05-20 11:51:09
    VirtualBox by UGuardian2010-05-20 12:04:13
      Not all virtualization apps are born equal by PeKaJe2010-05-20 12:10:04
        except virtualbox should handle them just fine by Freakazoid2010-05-20 12:17:16
          It previously did by UGuardian2010-05-20 12:29:03
            Well, it boots by UGuardian2010-05-20 13:02:27
              hmm, screwy by Freakazoid2010-05-20 13:56:47
                Actually that looks like a bug in GNOME by UGuardian2010-05-20 14:58:32
      what kind of guests? 32 or 64 bit? (n/t) by Freakazoid2010-05-20 12:05:29
        32-bit only (n/t) by UGuardian2010-05-20 12:29:21
Pac-Man: 30 years old this week. by run.dll2010-05-20 11:23:02
  Wow! Empire is 30, also. by dreadpirate2010-05-20 12:41:08
Got permission for Philosophy Corner quotes by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:06:37
  I have a variation on the Trolley Problem for you. by kelli2172010-05-20 11:12:47
    You could also add a corollary question... by jdelphiki2010-05-20 12:41:01
    Oh, that's good. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:20:36
  Are we ready for philosophy on a Friday? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 11:10:44
    Now that you mention it... by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:46:37
      :-D *YAY*! \o/ (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 11:47:49
        Uhh... this won't be about fish, will it? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 11:48:48
          Nah... by kelli2172010-05-20 11:50:20
            I may have a few solid ideas by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:55:10
              You think they're hard... by kelli2172010-05-20 11:56:21
                I'll come up with some good ones by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:57:22
Survived two tours in Iraq, killed in Chicago. by VivianC2010-05-20 10:48:30
  Latest Update by VivianC2010-05-20 12:22:16
  I feel for the family involved. by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 10:58:02
    How about this: by SnArL2010-05-20 11:06:18
      I need to go book shopping. (n/t) by VivianC2010-05-20 11:07:59
  A3-hole Daley says what??? by VivianC2010-05-20 10:50:14
    Daley Threatens SCOTUS by VivianC2010-05-20 12:32:01
      Not a threat. by kahuana2010-05-20 14:51:18
        And this? by DesertRat662010-05-20 19:19:44
          Is he smoking crack? by vampire2010-05-20 20:18:58
          Oh lookee the goalpost she moved! by kahuana2010-05-20 20:02:33
            Just wanted to see what you considerd a threat by DesertRat662010-05-20 20:43:36
      Not a threat by tallastro2010-05-20 14:41:37
        Likelyhood of incident == 0 by DesertRat662010-05-20 18:42:23
          Maybe his finishing-schoolmates beat him up. (n/t) by tallastro2010-05-20 20:43:44
            He had armed guards there too. (n/t) by DesertRat662010-05-20 20:59:17
    Well of course it's a problem by DesertRat662010-05-20 11:23:58
      It's amazing how much more polite people are when by vampire2010-05-20 11:41:54
    Ok, here's context by imWACC02010-05-20 11:08:54
      But but but, the news ...think about the news! by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:11:59
    Are you saying that it is NOT easy by Peace_Man2010-05-20 11:00:02
      Let me see if I can help clarify on a discussion by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:08:12
        I hear tell a person can *rent* a firearm. (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 11:12:11
          You can rent them to use on ranges by the_diggity2010-05-20 11:17:24
            Not legally by DesertRat662010-05-20 11:28:50
          If they do so it must stay at the Range where it by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:16:29
            I still laugh. by VivianC2010-05-20 11:23:51
              Yeah, That was funny. :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:27:11
            The criminals don't need to buy anymore either. by kahuana2010-05-20 11:22:21
              A Stick works just find and does not have to by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:31:02
      Can't get one legally in Chicago for 28 years. by VivianC2010-05-20 11:06:43
        You're right about that. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 11:29:42
          Sad fact by DesertRat662010-05-20 11:31:34
            Just goes to show that the resources spent by Peace_Man2010-05-20 11:42:46
              Or it could show by DesertRat662010-05-20 11:56:56
              I would invite you to take a look at how much by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:48:12
                So there is waste everywhere. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 11:51:48
                  So that means that waste is ok as long as by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:59:49
                    *sigh* Recap: by Peace_Man2010-05-20 12:08:14
                      That is not where I was going with that by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 12:53:52
          I can answer the latter: by subbywan2010-05-20 11:31:06
            That's less important. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 11:54:32
            And in Chicago by DesertRat662010-05-20 11:35:21
              Are you saying that by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:44:21
                Probably not (n/t) by DesertRat662010-05-20 11:54:29
      It's fairly easy by the_diggity2010-05-20 11:04:04
        Good thought - take it a little further. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 11:35:23
          They can't be identified by the_diggity2010-05-20 11:49:09
            You could be right about that. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 11:58:54
              I think you missed the point about saying that by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 12:05:01
                What does that have to do with by Peace_Man2010-05-20 12:31:17
                  If a criminal can get a gun, they will, if they by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 13:07:53
                  it depends what you're arming yourself with. by subbywan2010-05-20 12:34:02
              I agree by the_diggity2010-05-20 12:01:28
                It's a dilemma all right. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 12:16:42
                  That depends on by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 12:18:08
                    What would you suggest? by Peace_Man2010-05-20 12:23:23
                      There isn't a single answer. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 12:27:35
                        I think you are right. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 12:37:25
                          In that statement I will agree with both you and by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 13:12:37
                But guns cause crime! by SnArL2010-05-20 12:05:18
          You are correct and incorrect and let me explain by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:46:17
            Take a look at my reply to the_diggity by Peace_Man2010-05-20 12:20:02
              The problem is human nature. by subbywan2010-05-20 12:21:11
                Then the solution needs to be found in by Peace_Man2010-05-20 12:43:05
                  Gun's don't emphasize it more than knives or by subbywan2010-05-20 12:54:27
                    I'm afraid you are wrong. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 18:23:53
                      You are right. Guns have one purpose by subbywan2010-05-20 21:06:41
                    Very well said, the stigma/mystique that we have by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 13:03:25
                      They will gnaw on your car if you are not careful by DesertRat662010-05-20 13:11:38
                        what if they're right-handed?? (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 13:13:36
                          Those are the worst ones by DesertRat662010-05-20 13:21:00
                            Um, my right side is open ... by subbywan2010-05-20 13:23:36
                              And your right side brushes by Twitchh2010-05-20 13:30:43
                                hrm ... Never had that issue by subbywan2010-05-20 13:33:55
                                In a duty holster the gun sticks out quite a bit (n/t) by DesertRat662010-05-20 13:40:52
                                Especially if it is a lv 3 retention one. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 14:06:23
                BAN HUMANS! (n/t) by VivianC2010-05-20 12:36:18
                  Or at least turn them into Soylent. (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 12:38:09
            Antelope jaw bone... orbital missile platform. by kahuana2010-05-20 11:50:58
              Orbital antelope bone platform. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:59:41
                For some reason that made me by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 12:07:13
                  Danube Waltz? (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 12:16:18
                  Combination of by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 12:08:27
            I think we should make it illegal by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:48:01
          How can they be identified? by subbywan2010-05-20 11:36:13
            On any routine stop where there is suspicious by Peace_Man2010-05-20 11:49:00
              To be very blunt, that is not legal. by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:57:19
                On top of the notion... by jdelphiki2010-05-20 12:29:34
      *whoosh* by subbywan2010-05-20 11:03:05
        s/country/planet/ by Snate2010-05-20 11:07:25
          One problem there by imWACC02010-05-20 11:18:33
            with a bit of knowledge by Freakazoid2010-05-20 11:43:23
            Sure by the_diggity2010-05-20 11:21:06
            potato gun. by subbywan2010-05-20 11:19:38
              missing an "s" by imWACC02010-05-20 11:21:12
                yeah, but harder to get pressure behind multiple by subbywan2010-05-20 11:22:06
Update on my job hunt/going freelance by Spisefisken2010-05-20 10:47:37
If you want to hit bottom by SnArL2010-05-20 10:47:36
well, f4 the f4ing f4ers!! by subbywan2010-05-20 10:40:59
  Thanks, but I don't need your business that badly by Hieraco2010-05-20 13:03:54
    I don't mind providing necessary info at all. by subbywan2010-05-20 13:16:43
  I DO hope you charge them for the time by Klaranth2010-05-20 11:01:31
    Sadly, it's for work work, not conslutting by subbywan2010-05-20 11:03:43
      Slip, thy name is Freud! X-D (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 11:05:01
        No slip ... It was intentional :P (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 11:05:35
  (PDF warning) (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 10:46:47
  39 Frickin Pages!?!? (n/t) by Snate2010-05-20 10:45:15
    Sounds like the security clearance form I was supp by InTrinsiC2010-05-20 19:16:38
    NOT counting the fingerprinting kit they send you (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 10:47:16
  >.< it's bad by tesla_koil2010-05-20 10:44:20
    See, that one I can understand. by subbywan2010-05-20 10:46:56
      Yeah, some of the info they are asking for is by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 10:50:21
        gah, *sp Scar/Scare (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 10:51:06
      but but I's must be dotted by tesla_koil2010-05-20 10:49:19
        And you had better put a cover sheet on that by todAnthony2010-05-20 11:10:03
          Did you get the memo about cover sheets on our TPS by kahuana2010-05-20 11:31:42
ATTN:\\ Esbita by tesla_koil2010-05-20 10:40:24
Sci-Fi QoTD: MARS NEEDS WOMEN! by Baenlynn2010-05-20 10:09:13
  Not enough information by oot2010-05-20 10:24:57
    Okay, A little context for you: by Baenlynn2010-05-20 10:49:37
      PS the intro is supposed to lack context by Baenlynn2010-05-20 11:30:30
Chicago has a solution to their rising murder rate by DesertRat662010-05-20 09:50:04
  What about in cars? by VivianC2010-05-20 11:00:10
    The Avalon is Toyota's 'big' sedan. by kelli2172010-05-20 11:20:48
      I don't know. by VivianC2010-05-20 12:07:59
        Well, the bodies bend without complaining... (n/t) by Divinar2010-05-20 13:37:49
  Sounds like a Monty Python sketch to me (n/t) by veran2010-05-20 10:27:30
    I was thinking "Yes, Minister" or even... by kelli2172010-05-20 10:53:16
      "You wanted us to reduce the figures, so we by pas512010-05-20 11:16:37
  I can understand making the distinction. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:23:20
    But what is "indoors"? by rfrovarp2010-05-20 11:07:06
  They did that with unemployment here by Baenlynn2010-05-20 10:14:50
    Employment figures are always a bit fuzzy. by kahuana2010-05-20 10:36:11
      Well in this case... by Baenlynn2010-05-20 10:51:42
        The #'s also go down when benefits run out. by kahuana2010-05-20 10:55:31
          Lately I have been hearing the news by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:02:46
            I'm reminded of a video & discussion on the REAL by Snate2010-05-20 11:18:22
  If that wasn't so pathetic it would funny by Lab Rat2010-05-20 09:58:49
  Next you'll be telling us how they change how they by kahuana2010-05-20 09:58:35
    They did that long ago by DesertRat662010-05-20 10:00:20
      *I* knew it!!! Zombies carry the swing vote! (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 10:01:57
        so you're saying they should put turnstiles on by Baenlynn2010-05-20 10:19:07
  They're going to juke the stats? by SnArL2010-05-20 09:51:29
    In Chicago? I'm shocked. *Shocked*, I tell you. by Twitchh2010-05-20 09:57:16
      That depends. by Lab Rat2010-05-20 10:01:00
        Mausoleum style get to vote three times. by twixt2010-05-20 15:16:26
Don't bring a fake gun to a chair fight by SnArL2010-05-20 09:44:40
  Does that guy remind anyone else of by basher202010-05-20 11:03:51
  *looks at pic of guy* by veran2010-05-20 10:37:14
  That is called "furniture Fu" :-D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 10:07:55
  If it had been a real gun he'd likely be dead now. (n/t) by vampire2010-05-20 10:03:47
    It's in England by SnArL2010-05-20 10:12:39
    Possibly, but unless you are "trained" you would by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 10:12:08
Ninjas vs. muggers by oot2010-05-20 09:43:44
  Ringing (sort of) by andyz2010-05-20 09:57:31
  Real ninjas know the art of by kahuana2010-05-20 09:57:01
Is this a problem with X or with Fluxbox? by oot2010-05-20 09:36:00
  Most likely a Fluxbox setting. by CALL-1982010-05-20 09:48:47
    I doubt it's my fluxbox config files by oot2010-05-20 09:57:01
      /usr/share/fluxbox/styles/bora_blue/theme.cfg by oot2010-05-20 10:10:31
      ~/.fluxbox/keys by oot2010-05-20 10:04:20
      Oh, and by oot2010-05-20 09:58:28
        I was going to check the changelogs;... by CALL-1982010-05-20 10:22:43
          Still 32 bit (n/t) by oot2010-05-20 10:25:33
            I am afraid that I have to leave now. by CALL-1982010-05-20 11:40:48
              Thank you :-) by oot2010-05-20 14:34:36
  Well fluxbox has ... by aix tom2010-05-20 09:46:45
    Good point... (n/t) by oot2010-05-20 09:59:23
  My guess would be fluxbox by imperito2010-05-20 09:40:21
    Thanks! (n/t) by oot2010-05-20 09:58:56
I'm the lyrical Jesse James by SnArL2010-05-20 09:35:13
  Intro: by Twitchh2010-05-20 09:51:15
  *fights the power* by Baenlynn2010-05-20 09:36:12
    Hehe. by Sharku2010-05-20 09:37:57
Following the theme of obscure Catholic theology by toysbfun2010-05-20 09:31:10
  Do you remember the names? by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:34:47
    Ha! No. by toysbfun2010-05-20 09:45:27
      Ah! Here we go. It seems I confused by toysbfun2010-05-20 10:04:19
        I vaguely recall hearing, however, by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:29:07
      As in "any"? (n/t) by vetitice2010-05-20 09:53:17
*cries in dispair* by joresgump2010-05-20 09:30:25
  It's going to be a disaster. by pas512010-05-20 10:23:13
  I, for one, welcome our new Olympic Overlords (n/t) by basher202010-05-20 10:08:56
  London 2012 mascots unveiled (repost) by Snate2010-05-20 09:37:49
    Actually they're not that bad when you see the by Snate2010-05-20 09:38:40
  I thought they looked kinda good actually... (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-05-20 09:32:31
    Kinda like anorexic Chode McBlob's. (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-20 09:35:50
      For the first time in a long time by Baenlynn2010-05-20 09:47:34
LR's daycare is having them make father's day card by rogue19712010-05-20 09:25:51
  that's all you can do by aprylmae2010-05-20 10:13:32
  I hope it is not too important for LR. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 09:42:58
    yeah, it just upsets me how little he cares by rogue19712010-05-20 09:59:46
      Yes. I can understand that. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 10:32:51
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2010-05-20 09:00:02
  The Oot dominance refuses to yield by joresgump2010-05-20 09:02:25
    "Oot dominance?" NOT FRIDAY NOT FRIDAY NOT (n/t) by CALL-1982010-05-20 11:43:24
      *slashes whip* by joresgump2010-05-20 14:38:55
        *ahem* by oot2010-05-20 14:59:50
Return of the moron outsourced IT guy by Freakazoid2010-05-20 08:51:00
  Sounds like he may have you pegged as by Peace_Man2010-05-20 09:48:01
    well he basically ignores everyone by Freakazoid2010-05-20 09:51:28
      Start CC'ing $cheapskate_owner in by abaron2010-05-20 09:54:45
        won't do any good by Freakazoid2010-05-20 10:04:04
          You are in an untenable position. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 10:47:25
  *snerk* and now he's making excuses by Freakazoid2010-05-20 09:47:59
  aaand exchange goes down by Freakazoid2010-05-20 09:43:47
  Hmm. by stitchedup2010-05-20 09:34:17
TECH NEEDS FOOD BADLY! by SnArL2010-05-20 08:46:09
  Blue Technician is about to DIE. (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-05-20 10:42:26
    If he is blue then he needs Oxygen..Badly ;-D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 11:21:55
      UF poster has shot the food you're about too die (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-05-20 11:27:45
  There are donuts here... by imperito2010-05-20 09:00:25
  *Tech is now IT* by andyz2010-05-20 08:54:53
  Code Monkey like Fritos... by aprylmae2010-05-20 08:54:44
    "Where's my Tab?"</homer simpson> (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 08:58:15
  I recomend killing a user and eating them by joecrouse2010-05-20 08:53:13
software shiny by ick2010-05-20 08:38:46
Lets hear it for the first sunburn of the season by Hieraco2010-05-20 08:38:39
  Now I have this horrid image of your scalp by Baenlynn2010-05-20 08:45:25
Nun Excommunicated for approving abortion. by vetitice2010-05-20 08:25:28
  The US Conference Of Catholic Bishops agrees. by pas512010-05-20 10:00:38
    Furthermore: by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:07:53
  Problem was the doctors said she and baby would by vampire2010-05-20 09:15:33
    I'd have done the same thing. by vetitice2010-05-20 09:40:26
      I'm reminded of something from scifi by imperito2010-05-20 09:47:38
        "The Cold Equations"? by vetitice2010-05-20 10:23:14
        An episode of Star Trek: Enterprise? (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 10:00:08
          I believe the reference is to "Marooned" (n/t) by rshepard2010-05-20 10:03:19
            You people, making me think... by imperito2010-05-20 10:06:20
              You people, making me think... by kahuana2010-05-20 10:09:24
      It isn't. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:45:28
        And based on what I read there was not. by vampire2010-05-20 09:53:03
        But assuming there isn't a third option. by vetitice2010-05-20 09:52:03
          There isn't one. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:02:07
            So what are the rules for two imorral choices? by vetitice2010-05-20 10:13:12
              You pray for guidance. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:19:42
  Not sure we have enough info... by jdelphiki2010-05-20 09:11:33
    The baby dying isn't what's the issue. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:30:32
      Got that... by jdelphiki2010-05-20 13:49:12
        Yes, it does make a difference. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 20:26:24
    As I understand it... by imperito2010-05-20 09:14:44
      Yup. by toysbfun2010-05-20 09:16:54
  I must have misunderstood the doctrine. by dreadpirate2010-05-20 08:44:52
  I saw the story first by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 08:38:53
    See Canon 1324(1)(5), (2) and (3). by pas512010-05-20 10:14:02
      Agreed. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:17:56
    As I said, I'm ok with the excommunication. by vetitice2010-05-20 08:47:41
      "The mother not dying anymore" by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 08:53:32
        not ncessarily by morenna2010-05-20 10:14:39
          How is abortion by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:17:23
            if the patient I'm trying to save is the mother, by morenna2010-05-20 10:20:31
              The patient you're intending to affect by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:24:40
                No, as a doc, the patient I'd be intending by morenna2010-05-20 10:53:35
                  The patient you'd be *intending* to affect... by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:03:39
                    you were telling me my intention. by morenna2010-05-20 11:27:55
                      Understood. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:40:10
                        Failing to act is also killing a human being. by morenna2010-05-20 13:32:46
                          I didn't claim that it was moral by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 20:30:06
                            so then you advocate killing the mother. by morenna2010-05-20 21:13:27
        I can't see that as not an immediate effect. by vetitice2010-05-20 09:48:18
          The point of an abortion by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:56:27
            Why wasn't it ALSO to save her life? by vetitice2010-05-20 10:08:35
              The difference is by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:16:26
                I disagree. by vetitice2010-05-20 10:27:22
                  Thinking about it by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:34:17
                    Sorry for putting you on the spot. by vetitice2010-05-20 10:40:38
                      I *can* get stressed :-) by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 11:00:54
  Well, if you just "let happen whatever happens"... by Khaar2010-05-20 08:38:31
    This is a version of the Trolley Problem, right? by vetitice2010-05-20 08:55:22
      This is Triage not Trolley. by kahuana2010-05-20 09:08:15
        It's very much the trolley problem. by toysbfun2010-05-20 09:23:27
          My understanding of the Trolley problem is: by kahuana2010-05-20 09:52:47
            Responsibility is with by vetitice2010-05-20 09:59:01
            Oh, and the person is *NOT* Chuck Norris. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 09:55:15
      My solution: by kelli2172010-05-20 09:00:07
        Turning this into the Kobayashi Maru? (n/t) by Nessalc2010-05-20 13:02:54
          I refer you to the response of Mr. J. Delphiki. (n/t) by kelli2172010-05-20 15:38:25
        Mindless optimism isn't always the best idea by imperito2010-05-20 09:03:26
          Just as worst-case pessimism.. by jdelphiki2010-05-20 10:50:16
        Mine as well by jdelphiki2010-05-20 09:03:12
          Of course there are always other sources. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:09:15
            Why "in practice"? by Khaar2010-05-20 09:12:25
              There wouldn't necessarily be. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:18:29
                Was there a reasonable chance of that? by Khaar2010-05-20 10:11:34
                  That's why I said by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:14:51
            I mean "choices". by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:09:33
        That's always the obvious solution. by Khaar2010-05-20 09:03:11
        The point of the Trolley Problem by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:02:12
    Well, "let whatever happens" is forbidden in some by dreadpirate2010-05-20 08:47:01
  Moral superiority comes from hiding the problem. by kahuana2010-05-20 08:34:57
    I did the snarky comments at home last night. by vetitice2010-05-20 08:37:38
      The Church is perfectly within it's right to ex-co by kahuana2010-05-20 08:44:19
        Agreed. by vetitice2010-05-20 08:49:03
        I'm not sure what you would call it then. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 08:48:38
          "justifiable homicide" (n/t) by pas512010-05-20 10:03:11
            That's a good one, I hadn't thought of that. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:04:25
          That's for a jury of 12 to determine. by kahuana2010-05-20 08:54:16
            I don't think that is what he was asking... by imperito2010-05-20 08:58:05
              The Bishop's choice of words was deliberate by kahuana2010-05-20 09:03:30
                And intended to be. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:06:18
                  The Bishop should have shut his yap. by kahuana2010-05-20 09:10:19
                    As a matter of fact, I don't think by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:16:41
                    Umm...that's not the issue here... by jdelphiki2010-05-20 09:13:15
                      Inconsistencies in their doctrine is off-topic? by kahuana2010-05-20 09:26:41
                        Yes, it is. by jdelphiki2010-05-20 10:59:09
                        Permanent? by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 09:33:00
                          Back to what I originally stated then? by kahuana2010-05-20 09:46:03
                            Yes. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:03:27
                              I note you might agree the Bishop should not have by kahuana2010-05-20 10:07:27
                                He's feeling a need to make a point. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 10:12:56
            Except that it's not criminal. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 08:56:58
Well . . . by hadji2010-05-20 08:15:04
How much does it cost you to leave the house in by techi8702010-05-20 08:00:38
  It's a scary amount by ImDead2010-05-20 15:12:18
  What did I walk out of the door with today? by abaron2010-05-20 09:45:26
  the value I walk out the door with? by Freakazoid2010-05-20 09:27:36
    mm, right, forgot a couple things: by Freakazoid2010-05-20 09:29:23
  My total = $795USD by MISRobin22010-05-20 09:23:20
    I didn't include my sunglasses because they by techi8702010-05-20 09:29:42
  Easy: I say to my SO: "Pluto is not a planet" (n/t) by joresgump2010-05-20 09:10:05
  Hmmm... by Sharku2010-05-20 09:06:41
  probably less than 200 bucks by joecrouse2010-05-20 08:56:51
  That's classified (n/t) by SnArL2010-05-20 08:43:30
    Classified? by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 08:59:23
  Something like this by sazzer2010-05-20 08:36:01
  Figuring the value of the items when purchased by SaylorA2010-05-20 08:32:27
    Looking at other peoples replies, I note there by SaylorA2010-05-20 08:41:17
  For me. approximately $3,620 AUD by Baenlynn2010-05-20 08:30:35
  Hmm. by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 08:24:31
  hmmmm by aprylmae2010-05-20 08:19:20
  Mine is just shy of 4k but about 80% by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 08:11:31
  Unless you *spend* that money each day by kahuana2010-05-20 08:09:52
    I think a more correct term would be "what is by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 08:12:34
      That's definitely what they're asking. by kahuana2010-05-20 08:15:42
  Including my car? by dreadpirate2010-05-20 08:03:12
    They were just talking about what you walk out the by techi8702010-05-20 08:08:47
      Interesting... by crashin2010-05-20 08:13:56
        Forgot by crashin2010-05-20 08:45:03
XD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! by jpprater2010-05-20 07:37:29
  This one just turned up for me: by thejugglingking2010-05-20 08:29:20
    Same link both times. (n/t) by kelli2172010-05-20 08:32:00
    Woopsies, wrong linky by thejugglingking2010-05-20 08:30:19
  Shouldn't he be speaking Polish? Backwards? (n/t) by dreadpirate2010-05-20 08:04:15
    How about this for RPN: by kahuana2010-05-20 08:14:00
      "Thinking" is not a verb in this context. by pas512010-05-20 08:34:11
        "'+' is not an operator in this context" by kahuana2010-05-20 08:38:18
Its baby day! by rogue19712010-05-20 07:31:18
Either Lab_Rat's been busy or she has competition by DesertRat662010-05-20 07:28:56
  That is awesome. I really need to update by Lab Rat2010-05-20 10:31:06
  Is that Darth Reid? by VivianC2010-05-20 09:45:59
    Biden (n/t) by DesertRat662010-05-20 10:01:03
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  One should trust people until the first time you d by joresgump2010-05-20 07:32:10
    I've been de-replied! (n/t) by joresgump2010-05-20 09:04:01
  PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS YET by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 07:29:17
  In the words of Ronald Reagan by imrambi2010-05-20 07:29:05
Apparently, happiness is not where your hopes are by joresgump2010-05-20 07:15:09
  'I'm happy anyway' by Combichrist makes a great so by joresgump2010-05-20 07:16:28
"I've never seen guys running that fast." by Ascag2010-05-20 07:08:09
  There are no ninja training facilities. by kelli2172010-05-20 08:35:06
  " The third attacker is still on the run." by Hieraco2010-05-20 08:30:07
  There must be something about Sydney. by aix tom2010-05-20 07:46:06
  :D *snerk* by jpprater2010-05-20 07:44:55
    I hope not. by pas512010-05-20 07:49:43
Can I borrow the keys for the orbital lart? also, by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 06:59:06
  Are your calls recorded for Quality Assurance? by kahuana2010-05-20 07:58:51
    Who says she isn't already 'Office decoration'? =) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 08:03:21
      Trophy? (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 08:05:56
        I once worked for a company that was literally by Twitchh2010-05-20 08:13:25
    Hehehe, she owns the store location... by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 08:00:38
  It'll be worth it: by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 07:28:32
    The sad part is that it is a 10 question test by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 07:59:33
      Considering today's comic... *eww* by kahuana2010-05-20 08:01:53
        <Gandalf voice> "None Shall Pass!!" (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 09:21:37
          Y'know, Sid looks a bit like Gandalf... (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 09:30:48
  Can't you just fail her? (n/t) by voxwoman2010-05-20 07:28:08
    The testing is done by an outside impartial by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 07:46:13
      Like I said, it'll be fun to see how someone with by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 07:48:26
  Sounds like either passive/aggressive by Twitchh2010-05-20 07:20:25
    I am voting for the latter :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 07:25:09
  *hands over launch keys* by wabbit652010-05-20 07:08:40
  ugg. the keys are over there -> (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-05-20 07:05:21
Soooo in the midst of a bidding war by tesla_koil2010-05-20 06:45:45
  I thought you were going to leave your by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 07:26:49
    $$$$ and they are wililng by tesla_koil2010-05-20 07:29:45
      So instead of being annoyed out of your skull for by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 07:51:35
        right by tesla_koil2010-05-20 08:14:16
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2010-05-20 06:41:49
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2010-05-20 06:07:01
This... this isn't the Matrix? by imWACC02010-05-20 05:53:29
  That is actually a pretty amazing feat in by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 06:38:40
    And not really worth worrying about from a by hobbs2010-05-20 07:41:55
      I hadn't heard that before. by Sharku2010-05-20 08:16:12
        Eh, still a bit more plausible as CPU nodes by Concept2010-05-20 11:10:55
          Meh, I think the pretext goes back to that... by Sharku2010-05-20 11:56:28
            You *could* argue by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 13:01:18
            My WAG was they used dreams. by vetitice2010-05-20 12:51:54
      My Dad has a pacemaker so things like this by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 08:02:02
        Yeah, absolutely :) (n/t) by hobbs2010-05-20 09:31:31
UFIE MEET IN SACRAMENTO by Bastetsmuse2010-05-20 05:26:32
  Hmz.. Sorry, wrong continent.. :P by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 07:53:23
OT: Why would missile cone have speakers? by Khaar2010-05-20 05:25:26
  Three... Two... One... by Stibbons2010-05-20 09:07:50
    or as John Sheridan did by robertltux2010-05-20 09:49:04
  Speaker. Cone. (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-20 08:19:01
  Two lines => two speakers. by pas512010-05-20 07:52:16
    Yes, but HOW does Erwin speak by Hieraco2010-05-20 08:21:58
  All I can say is that this comic is wrong. by Nessalc2010-05-20 07:39:21
Okay, so the other man had a knife by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 05:21:40
  That's like finding someone on the top landing by kahuana2010-05-20 07:53:46
  If I'm reading it right they both did at one time by DesertRat662010-05-20 06:23:24
    It's difficult for me to understand by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 06:27:26
      First rule of a knife fight: by DesertRat662010-05-20 06:38:43
        is don't talk about by OddParity2010-05-20 08:17:42
        First rule of a chalk fight: by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 06:42:34
          Actually, that'd be the wrong rule. by kahuana2010-05-20 07:36:34
          Never bring a whiteboard marker to a chalk fight. (n/t) by pas512010-05-20 06:44:55
            Depends on if you are a Navy Seal and they have by Classic_Jon2010-05-20 07:01:08
  ... and then he ran into my knife... (n/t) by imperito2010-05-20 05:40:31
  The defendant had the shakes? by Khaar2010-05-20 05:32:01
Attn: joresgump by mridenour2010-05-20 05:21:26
  The callilggled board? Inquiring minds etc. etc. (n/t) by dreadpirate2010-05-20 06:10:20
  wakarimashita by joresgump2010-05-20 06:08:52
engfehblarghfehmehblahkapooeyurglewibble (n/t) by aprylmae2010-05-20 05:14:03
  doodlyblarg! by Freakazoid2010-05-20 06:31:30
  Thursdays, huh? :P (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 05:52:26
    Never could get the hang of them... (n/t) by aprylmae2010-05-20 06:03:54
Start thyroid pills today... by dml337ira2010-05-20 04:41:32
  Pip! Pip! Huzzah! by dreadpirate2010-05-20 06:05:19
  Wot? (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 05:06:59
W:ET Bar by AndyA2010-05-20 04:00:01
Please to be applyink mallet. by firehawk2010-05-20 03:53:44
  *WHACK!!* (n/t) by vampire2010-05-20 04:47:19
  *whacks firehawk on head with mallet* by oot2010-05-20 03:55:16
    Oh, _that's_ where I was supposed to hit him. >:) (n/t) by chanceslost2010-05-20 06:08:35
    Goodn... by firehawk2010-05-20 04:04:34
      Quick! Search the body for loose change! (n/t) by daemon_poet2010-05-20 04:54:02
        Heck no. by klar_at_work2010-05-20 05:12:03
          *shudder* by daemon_poet2010-05-20 09:04:12
            Dear Sir; Your order is incomplete. We need by twixt2010-05-20 11:59:14
Poll : Nokia N97 mini vs HTC Legend (n/t) by klar_at_work2010-05-20 03:51:35
  Toss up for me by davydd2010-05-20 07:15:37
  The N97 would likely be my choice (of those, by shargo2010-05-20 06:38:09
    I wanted that one too. by Khaar2010-05-20 06:51:48
      Ditto - the N900 looks much like a dead end by davydd2010-05-20 07:12:13
        Not necessarily. by Khaar2010-05-20 07:43:15
          It comes down to personal preference by davydd2010-05-20 08:00:06
            I had E71. by Khaar2010-05-20 08:18:26
              Mine was an E61i by davydd2010-05-20 08:27:45
  Nokia n97 mini (n/t) by vdp2010-05-20 06:28:24
Yay. Another four day weekend coming up by klar_at_work2010-05-20 01:37:39
  Given my current situation by Spisefisken2010-05-20 11:29:37
  5 day. :-P by kahuana2010-05-20 07:42:11
  *gives you the pillow whapping of doom* :P by Garrinka2010-05-20 04:43:10
  *eats klar_at_work's weekend* (n/t) by shargo2010-05-20 03:18:40
    *eats any crumbs of it that escaped shargo* (n/t) by firehawk2010-05-20 03:52:02
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2010-05-20 01:30:02
The big Queen Top 5 by Spisefisken2010-05-20 00:34:24
  My votes by ppyo2010-05-20 11:39:27
  vote-ski by todAnthony2010-05-20 09:12:46
  Votes by andyz2010-05-20 08:46:42
  Voting by Nea2010-05-20 07:58:29
  My selections by jdelphiki2010-05-20 07:56:08
  my votes by Nessalc2010-05-20 07:41:12
  Mine by TrogL2010-05-20 06:25:37
  My votes by joresgump2010-05-20 06:15:09
  What the heck... by Baenlynn2010-05-20 06:12:38
  mine by aprylmae2010-05-20 05:09:40
  Mine. by flirkann2010-05-20 04:01:17
  <Deleted><Deleted>2010-05-20 07:55:51
    Darn. MODS! Triple! Sorry. (n/t) by DerSarek2010-05-20 03:19:07
      I think you're just trying to stuff the ballot box by Nessalc2010-05-20 07:42:14
        The old trick of M-M-Multipost! by joresgump2010-05-20 11:15:06
  <Deleted><Deleted>2010-05-20 07:56:00
    Moderated: Triple Post by Nea2010-05-20 07:56:18
  <Deleted><Deleted>2010-05-20 07:55:02
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2010-05-20 07:55:18
    MODS: - D-D-Double Post by davydd2010-05-20 03:47:04
  My votes by davydd2010-05-20 03:10:56
  Mine by DerSarek2010-05-20 03:18:06
  My votes by cuboci2010-05-20 02:47:21
  mine by Klymer2010-05-20 01:38:38
  Under Pressure / Somebody To Love / I Want It All (n/t) by klar_at_work2010-05-20 01:36:30
  Three more votes by Hieraco2010-05-20 01:05:47
  My votes are these by Spisefisken2010-05-20 00:52:28
    ...and these votes are those which are mine... by firehawk2010-05-20 01:05:51
      *snerk* :-) by Snate2010-05-20 23:06:33
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2010-05-20 00:30:01
There is nothing cuter than cats! by Hieraco2010-05-20 00:24:53
  That doesn't look good. by Peace_Man2010-05-20 01:45:23
    They likely don't know or suspect. by Khaar2010-05-20 05:37:30
      I've seen both of my cats act whacked out by Hieraco2010-05-20 08:18:14
        Kind of reminds me of by MatthewDBA2010-05-20 08:44:42
    or it's incredibly high by voxwoman2010-05-20 05:31:48
Looking for a new PC ( Desktop) by klar_at_work2010-05-20 00:20:21
  My typical process for a machine like that by intrinsic2010-05-20 06:53:36
  For those demands about anything sold today works by shargo2010-05-20 05:15:22
  I always liked LFS by DesiredUsername2010-05-20 00:29:27
    The OS is not included in the budget. by klar_at_work2010-05-20 01:13:52
SPLIDGIP by SouthpawPL2010-05-20 00:10:17
  It it were the other way up, it would look like by pas512010-05-20 01:44:41
  Body parts, severed and sawn off bloody bodyparts by Cokish2010-05-20 01:42:54
  No it isn't. by Danu2010-05-20 00:50:50
  Actually, I don't think it looks like a butterfly. by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 00:33:12
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Hieraco2010-05-20 00:08:20
  Good morning by vectorz2010-05-20 00:19:29
    *Enter,s fetches a campstove BAS and looks at the by EnzoMatrix2010-05-20 03:23:04
      It's four evil gods conquering the Old World by vectorz2010-05-20 08:31:50
      Or we could play Mornington Crescent... by Dagna2010-05-20 06:09:37
        Hey. long time no see. by vectorz2010-05-20 08:33:22
          It's been a while... by Dagna2010-05-20 08:40:41
        I win! by hollyberry792010-05-20 07:32:16
          No, you don't. by vectorz2010-05-20 08:32:59
Comment Board Trivia by Hieraco2010-05-20 00:05:28
  Andoria and Tellar by kelli2172010-05-20 08:54:29
MMDLUAmSSQotD by Hieraco2010-05-20 00:03:21
  The Babbage Difference Engine (n/t) by Clovis Man2010-05-20 12:32:16
  The Matrix................ (like we have a choice) (n/t) by todAnthony2010-05-20 10:24:16
  EPICAC (n/t) by Nessalc2010-05-20 08:07:27
  Deep Thought (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-05-20 03:09:34
Translations by Nea2010-05-20 00:01:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2010-05-20 00:00:01
  EddieMurphytrashedScoobyDoobehindthechurchinfronto by Hieraco2010-05-20 00:01:32

 

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