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Cartoon for May 13, 2010
Strip for May 13, 2010
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ASIDE from stopping a speeding car... by Baenlynn2010-05-13 23:23:22
  Bzzt! by sgrunt2010-05-13 23:26:40
    ^this^ (n/t) by vampire2010-05-14 05:50:24
  Huh... "starting a speeding car"? ;-)) by owh2010-05-13 23:25:53
    nope. that's when your mind gets into the gutter.. by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 23:35:13
Invoke: Electrical UFies by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 23:02:59
  A-PFC doesn't really have a lot to do with it by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 23:43:34
  Ummm.... perhaps by c3po2010-05-13 23:26:26
  "CAPABLE of a full range of input voltage" by owh2010-05-13 23:20:41
  "once in 3-5 mins" by RetiQlum22010-05-13 23:19:36
    Belt and suspenders, right... by owh2010-05-13 23:23:31
      MM has tried that. by RetiQlum22010-05-13 23:32:23
        Oh, ok, sorry by owh2010-05-13 23:36:50
        welll i guess it's back to the old solution... by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 23:34:20
          Man, you have WEIRD power...! (n/t) by owh2010-05-13 23:38:01
            Let's see now... by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 23:40:45
              File a complaint with the PSC? by vampire2010-05-14 06:03:50
            The grid in India is terrible... (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 23:39:06
Attn: Radiowave911 by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 23:00:53
GG : Serious beverage warning!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 23:00:26
  Same for xkcd. (n/t) by Khaar2010-05-13 23:27:32
  BAHAHAHAHA! :-D (n/t) by Snate2010-05-13 23:02:36
gods, WHY is nothing EVER easy... ~>X@ by themadkansan2010-05-13 22:31:50
Now held together by glue! by McNutcase2010-05-13 22:24:13
  Public notice: I was not on the telephone... by RetiQlum22010-05-13 22:27:17
    I can attest to that... by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 23:03:50
      Oi! I had that camera disconnected! (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-05-13 23:20:22
        you forgot the one behind the vent grille (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 23:31:15
          Umm, there's no grille there. by RetiQlum22010-05-13 23:34:10
            Nope. This is an evil looking guy with a goatee... by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 23:37:44
    Nor am I regularly this klutzy. by McNutcase2010-05-13 22:33:41
    I'll blame you. So there. (n/t) by callithrix2010-05-13 22:32:54
unn-tss unn-tss unn-tss unn-tss unn-tss unn-tss by Baenlynn2010-05-13 22:14:02
  I've got something and it goes thumping like this: by RetiQlum22010-05-13 22:30:52
    all of my friends are malamanteaus (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-05-13 22:35:17
      Is that when someone makes a malaprop about a ... by RetiQlum22010-05-13 23:07:25
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2010-05-13 22:00:02
They did it! It's the most addictive game ever... by Baenlynn2010-05-13 21:37:00
  Can you show the link to the short? by RetiQlum22010-05-13 21:42:15
    FYI: it's SMBC theater, kinda crazy by Baenlynn2010-05-13 21:46:39
I have a TARDIS self-destruct button! by RetiQlum22010-05-13 21:23:21
  you found them?? (not Ebay) (n/t) by robertltux2010-05-14 03:42:12
  I blame all the error on... by RetiQlum22010-05-13 21:38:48
  ^^^ SPOILERS APPARENTLY ^^^ DON'T READ ^^^ (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-13 21:26:44
  MODS! I was off by a week. by RetiQlum22010-05-13 21:24:37
    No you're not a week off. by Snate2010-05-13 21:31:01
      OK cool. M0ds: you can forget everything I said. by RetiQlum22010-05-13 21:33:33
      DANG IT! by Snate2010-05-13 21:32:27
    What happens in a week? by toysbfun2010-05-13 21:26:38
      Maybe it was obvious to you... by RetiQlum22010-05-13 21:31:42
        It broadcast two weeks ago. by Snate2010-05-13 21:33:16
        well, with two of them by subbywan2010-05-13 21:33:12
          OTOH: The woman I handed it to... by RetiQlum22010-05-13 21:35:47
Awesome animation & funny story too. by Silverfire2010-05-13 19:43:11
  Cute. by RetiQlum22010-05-13 20:44:28
  Quite excellent... (n/t) by binkley2010-05-13 19:53:24
    Agreed. :-D (n/t) by hadji2010-05-13 20:02:35
The new "V" is just silly. (n/t) by hadji2010-05-13 19:37:34
hrm ... Windows GUI went away. by subbywan2010-05-13 19:32:28
  Seen it? Yes. by RetiQlum22010-05-13 20:48:53
    Safe mode, then regular, worked by subbywan2010-05-13 21:49:14
      No, subby, it was all me. by RetiQlum22010-05-13 22:22:13
    Input! Need more INPUT! by owh2010-05-13 21:05:00
      No disassemble Stephanie! (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-05-13 21:14:19
  Malware? Or maybe missing ShellIconCache file? by owh2010-05-13 20:41:04
    Version 1.0 optimized for Radio-Shak versions... by RetiQlum22010-05-13 20:50:24
  Ummm . . . maybe? by hadji2010-05-13 19:34:57
    explorer is running. by subbywan2010-05-13 19:37:08
      What version? (n/t) by firehawk2010-05-13 20:30:26
        XP with latest SP. (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-13 20:56:42
          o.O by firehawk2010-05-13 23:41:47
      Hmmm . . . in that case, no idea. (n/t) by hadji2010-05-13 19:38:14
The left hand knows not what the right hand is do by RetiQlum22010-05-13 19:04:37
  Couple things: by vampire2010-05-13 19:16:12
    Well, it wasn't really a contract. by RetiQlum22010-05-13 19:24:46
      If it is through a temp agency ... by LilDragon2010-05-13 21:41:07
Found on YouTube : by Klaranth2010-05-13 18:18:41
Still watching: the wallflower by veran2010-05-13 17:13:04
  More on this: by veran2010-05-13 18:09:20
invention needed: lightening proof car alarms.. by Garrinka2010-05-13 17:02:12
  Just get yourself a "Sleepy Boy 2000". (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-13 19:34:34
  They need to desensitize the motion sensors by radiowave9112010-05-13 18:17:57
    You mean "remove" the motion sensor? by vampire2010-05-13 19:08:56
What do you call a naked Seven of Nine with by oot2010-05-13 16:29:55
  Hither. (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-13 16:50:41
  Sorry what? You lost me after naked Seven of Nine. (n/t) by vampire2010-05-13 16:32:51
    I recall having a picture of her, like that. by Klaranth2010-05-13 17:40:47
      Pictures or ... by wabbit652010-05-13 19:09:49
      *hands back bleach* Don't need it, don't want it. (n/t) by vampire2010-05-13 18:19:57
      Hmmm.... by radiowave9112010-05-13 18:15:04
okay boobs we need to sit down and talk.. by Garrinka2010-05-13 16:05:37
  Skips to the last sentence. Is it *Friday* yet??? by kahuana2010-05-13 16:38:19
    It is here... (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 17:37:01
    and you guys call me *bad* :P ;) by Garrinka2010-05-13 16:51:50
      And he didn't even mention that... by RetiQlum22010-05-13 19:08:04
        I read crops as cups... by abaron2010-05-13 19:41:08
          You can't combine boobs and cups? by RetiQlum22010-05-13 20:52:24
            You misread by abaron2010-05-13 21:02:22
      Who calls you bad? by vdp2010-05-13 17:29:25
  can you give her a bit of a lean by robertltux2010-05-13 16:21:54
    unfortunatly no.. I have been in the position long by Garrinka2010-05-13 16:24:16
XKCD v Wikipedia by wabbit652010-05-13 15:12:59
  I resolve to help the cause by inventing by Baenlynn2010-05-13 19:14:00
  :grin: Gotta Love Munroe's sense of the Ironic! (n/t) by bitflipper2010-05-13 15:18:15
I really should hurt somebody for this. by daemon_poet2010-05-13 15:00:12
  Why? (n/t) by vdp2010-05-13 15:21:01
    Great bad pun; a real scroaner by bitflipper2010-05-13 15:53:42
      So let's see by vdp2010-05-13 17:26:40
        Star Trek had the Chinese Finger Trap? (n/t) by Snate2010-05-13 17:32:31
          Yes: by UGuardian2010-05-13 17:49:49
      That about describes it. (n/t) by daemon_poet2010-05-13 16:12:30
Git yer free conspiracy theory here! by run.dll2010-05-13 13:57:23
  Free conspiracy theory? What's the catch? -.o by kahuana2010-05-13 16:59:07
  I personally believe by Eboreg2010-05-13 16:50:49
    It cant be an act of God. by Klaranth2010-05-13 18:07:07
  That fungus is probably the main reason by Klaranth2010-05-13 14:06:23
    Hmm. by run.dll2010-05-13 14:16:54
      And it all fits. And don't forget that everyone by Klaranth2010-05-13 18:06:06
        Wasn't fluoride the red commie plot to rob us of by kahuana2010-05-13 19:49:35
Custom plates are now $195/year by SnArL2010-05-13 13:24:55
  I think they just lowered it here. by firehawk2010-05-13 20:42:27
  That's ridiculous. by RetiQlum22010-05-13 19:14:18
  Oregon: $100 custom fee / 2 years by Anonymous Freak2010-05-13 17:55:24
  $38-$78 depending on design here. by McNutcase2010-05-13 16:12:09
  You think that's bad by kreepykrawly2010-05-13 15:23:46
    $110 to order then $440 a *year* by kreepykrawly2010-05-13 16:47:16
  $12 here in Florida (n/t) by Lab Rat2010-05-13 14:32:05
  Here you buy the plates for a set fee by veran2010-05-13 14:19:04
  Well they have to make up that by Classic_Jon2010-05-13 13:52:09
  Here you pay approx $200 up front then the same as by techi8702010-05-13 13:48:57
  Yikes! by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:36:26
    They USED to be $40 by SnArL2010-05-13 13:50:48
  Wow, a place where the Danish fee is *less*! by PeKaJe2010-05-13 13:31:18
    So, a $10000 car costs $28000? (n/t) by kelli2172010-05-13 13:37:07
      28K$ will get you a Hyundai by Tyop2010-05-13 13:53:20
        ...or to put it another way: by Tyop2010-05-13 14:08:37
          VAT is supposed to mean "Value Added Tax." by RetiQlum22010-05-13 21:13:09
          Hey that excellent health care by binkley2010-05-13 20:03:08
          Holy aych ee double hockey sticks! by Anonymous Freak2010-05-13 17:41:07
      Well, $25625 in this case by PeKaJe2010-05-13 13:48:58
    180%? Wha? (n/t) by vdp2010-05-13 13:33:49
      You read that right ... by PeKaJe2010-05-13 13:39:44
        But beer is cheap. by veran2010-05-13 14:36:40
      luxury tax by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:37:34
        Technically it caps at (I think) 68% by PeKaJe2010-05-13 13:45:33
          Well, my friend might have been combining by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:47:48
            Wait, what? by PeKaJe2010-05-13 13:52:06
              I'm not sure exactly what his situation was by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:54:33
                Just skimmed some rules by PeKaJe2010-05-13 14:03:53
        Wow, they get you coming and going by bitflipper2010-05-13 13:42:42
          As opposed to "capitalist" programs by vdp2010-05-13 15:18:50
            Hey, I'm not *forced* to pay that $200 by bitflipper2010-05-13 15:37:18
              EXACTLY (n/t) by SnArL2010-05-13 20:50:13
          You already do :P by subbywan2010-05-13 13:44:42
    Here in ND, it is $15/yr and licence # follows peo by NDwight2010-05-13 13:33:15
Doctor Who crack plot (SpoIlErs) by museunchained2010-05-13 13:08:19
  I saw that too by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 18:06:56
  Convinced you then? Good :D by confused.brit2010-05-13 13:11:10
    Erm... by vdp2010-05-13 13:16:29
      I already was certain I'd seen it. by ttlogic2010-05-13 13:22:27
        They're laying it on *way* too thick by oot2010-05-13 14:13:35
          I agree by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 18:05:05
          ^^this. by Sharku2010-05-13 15:51:47
          Yeah. But it's a new writing crew now. by hadji2010-05-13 14:55:10
        Yeah as of Flesh and Stone we know [spoilers] by confused.brit2010-05-13 13:24:38
  The piccies in question by museunchained2010-05-13 13:09:58
Fear the viking! by PeKaJe2010-05-13 12:25:58
  ROFL, I *want* that story to be true ;oD (n/t) by intrinsic2010-05-13 16:02:12
  Found on Snopes, too ... by Klaranth2010-05-13 13:55:32
    My ex used to tell the chainmail on the subway by voxwoman2010-05-13 15:47:18
      Can. Not. Resist! by bitflipper2010-05-13 15:54:55
  sounds like a great battle cry .... by Klaranth2010-05-13 13:53:21
    Especially when whispered quietly in a foe's ear by bitflipper2010-05-13 15:26:46
  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-D (n/t) by Snate2010-05-13 13:43:51
  That is a wonderful tale! I, of course, forwarded by NDwight2010-05-13 13:40:41
  Awesome! =)) (n/t) by diginferno2010-05-13 13:18:33
  XD XD and forwarded! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-05-13 13:01:07
  XD (n/t) by jpprater2010-05-13 12:52:18
  Oh, *too* priceless! Attn:Bellator by bitflipper2010-05-13 12:39:43
    he knows ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2010-05-13 16:24:58
joresgump has sent you a flower. How nice of him! by joresgump2010-05-13 12:00:02
  Your giving me a pollen generator? by CALL-1982010-05-13 18:13:29
  You realize of course by tesla_koil2010-05-13 13:00:05
    Especially when all the data is fake anyway... (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 19:07:41
    Look at the authorization disclaimer. by kelli2172010-05-13 13:35:09
    Mostly. by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 13:04:43
  Takes flower by imrambi2010-05-13 12:06:30
    D'oh, curse you for using a Mario reference 7 hour by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 19:14:31
    *pew pew* by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 12:27:11
      Their "privacy pow-wow" by Nessalc2010-05-13 12:40:59
  You have been pwned by flower. by Nessalc2010-05-13 12:03:13
    Sounds like Mario Bros... (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 19:06:26
new phone time, suggestions? by drdlord2010-05-13 11:54:19
  is hotspot support enough to go without data plan? by drdlord2010-05-13 13:12:21
    Check carrier for that. Some lock it down. (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-13 13:20:30
      Not in Canada, AFAIK... They have better consumer by vdp2010-05-13 13:21:58
        You owe me a keyboard. by kahuana2010-05-13 16:53:42
  Need more info by abaron2010-05-13 12:25:33
    I'm currently on a $35/mo plan by drdlord2010-05-13 12:31:47
      My plan is a bit more by abaron2010-05-13 12:37:43
        Ah, my price point for a new plan is $40 after tax by drdlord2010-05-13 12:44:29
          Unlikely by abaron2010-05-13 12:47:15
  kinda have to decide on a carrier before a phone by Freakazoid2010-05-13 12:17:46
    new equipment seems to be all the same by drdlord2010-05-13 12:37:00
      Not quite by abaron2010-05-13 12:40:06
  Motorola RAZR. by subbywan2010-05-13 11:57:39
    Same here. it is almost 5 years old by Classic_Jon2010-05-13 12:31:07
    If you want a RAZR, I have an old one by imrambi2010-05-13 12:05:03
    usb interface? by drdlord2010-05-13 12:00:54
      USB interface, check. by subbywan2010-05-13 12:03:09
        If one can mount it like a hard drive, by toysbfun2010-05-13 12:39:30
          the way my current one works by drdlord2010-05-13 13:03:19
          as far as i'm aware you need the phone tools by Freakazoid2010-05-13 12:49:53
            yep (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-13 12:52:30
          import a file, yes. Edit contacts, maybe. by subbywan2010-05-13 12:40:34
            *Without* any special software? by toysbfun2010-05-13 12:46:43
              don't see why not. Haven't tried it on linux by subbywan2010-05-13 12:52:16
        #1 might not be there by Freakazoid2010-05-13 12:15:26
          Have been with AT&T for a while now, was with by subbywan2010-05-13 12:24:17
The FAIL is strong with this one: by carthax2010-05-13 11:40:46
  The moral to that post is to not try and by Classic_Jon2010-05-13 14:04:05
  o.O by SaylorA2010-05-13 13:14:40
  post hurt brain by voxwoman2010-05-13 12:05:17
  Obviously not a native english speaker by bitflipper2010-05-13 11:50:03
    in addition, by run.dll2010-05-13 14:14:46
    geoploitik: typo or portmanteau? by ttlogic2010-05-13 13:18:44
      Where's this Port Mantoo yer talkin' 'bout? by bitflipper2010-05-13 13:35:42
        I thought it was a kind of wine... (n/t) by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:39:08
  I'm glad you grabbed it or we would all wonder wha by NDwight2010-05-13 11:48:31
  Shockingly, "This question has been deleted" from by bobmon2010-05-13 11:45:44
    Yeah . . . by dreadpirate2010-05-13 12:42:34
  Question deleted. (n/t) by Nessalc2010-05-13 11:44:51
  "This question has been deleted" (n/t) by aprylmae2010-05-13 11:43:52
  From the site that gave us "How is babby formed?" by kelli2172010-05-13 11:43:32
Is there a secular equivalent to "missionary"? by toysbfun2010-05-13 11:27:12
  Evangelists? (applies in either context) (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 22:28:39
  See... by kahuana2010-05-13 16:40:49
  Bring this up again on Friday. (n/t) by run.dll2010-05-13 14:31:17
  Technology evangelists. (n/t) by diginferno2010-05-13 13:19:54
  UFies! by Hieraco2010-05-13 12:56:02
    UFies again!? by sgrunt2010-05-13 13:08:55
      Zombies! (n/t) by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:46:09
        Zombies again?! by firehawk2010-05-13 20:44:52
          See my point? by Hieraco2010-05-13 23:20:25
            Point again?! by firehawk2010-05-13 23:42:13
  So most of you think it's either a profit motive by toysbfun2010-05-13 12:38:20
    Altruism is a myth. (n/t) by tallastro2010-05-13 13:06:29
      But one that is quite profitable to promulgate (n/t) by bitflipper2010-05-13 13:46:48
  Hmm..."Doggie style"? (n/t) by jdelphiki2010-05-13 12:32:05
  /b/tards? channers? by UGuardian2010-05-13 12:00:25
  Teachers? Educators? Philosophers? by hadji2010-05-13 11:58:08
  salesman. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-05-13 11:54:19
  "advertisers" by bitflipper2010-05-13 11:41:24
  Influencers. (n/t) by kelli2172010-05-13 11:39:27
  Feet up? by tallastro2010-05-13 11:35:11
    Recruiters by tallastro2010-05-13 11:46:29
  "Facebook users" or "parents" (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-13 11:29:42
    or "parents who are Facebook users" (n/t) by joresgump2010-05-13 12:01:41
      double the trouble! (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-13 12:03:29
        time to practice my "Yes mom" face :) (n/t) by joresgump2010-05-13 12:06:07
What kind of a compiler does this? by Nessalc2010-05-13 11:13:51
  Sounds like an optimisation to me by InTrinsiC2010-05-13 22:32:30
  Where is it jumping to? by bobmon2010-05-13 11:49:09
    This is supposed to be the final, compiled code by Nessalc2010-05-13 11:54:28
      It might be rearranging the code by PeKaJe2010-05-13 12:10:04
        This is embedded code by Nessalc2010-05-13 12:14:24
          Is the 8051 like some architecture I can't remembe by bwkaz2010-05-13 21:25:09
            I don't think so. PIC & AVR do. by CALL-1982010-05-13 21:38:36
            ...Maybe not, reading the rest of the thread. (n/t) by bwkaz2010-05-13 21:26:42
          What's the compiler? by PeKaJe2010-05-13 12:29:57
            The compiler is "C51.exe" by Nessalc2010-05-13 12:39:01
              Ugh, Keil. That one optimised away my software I2C by ttlogic2010-05-13 13:26:17
              Looks like the same compiler by PeKaJe2010-05-13 12:59:38
                *checks* by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:28:21
                  Might want to turn down optimization a bit by PeKaJe2010-05-13 14:09:36
  Optimization on or off? (n/t) by AndyA2010-05-13 11:23:11
    On...I think by Nessalc2010-05-13 11:52:49
      That could be it. by AndyA2010-05-13 11:58:22
        I think I'll have to try to resolve this by Nessalc2010-05-13 12:10:40
          Coverage testing is meaningless on optimised code. by AndyA2010-05-13 12:51:53
            perhaps the PR is the way to go by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:30:54
              Some further investigation by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:50:10
Adobe App to use to make a glossy color brochure? by Snate2010-05-13 10:26:05
  Illustrator can now flow text pretty good by voxwoman2010-05-13 10:44:10
  Depends on the content of the brochure by abaron2010-05-13 10:42:50
  InDesign for the layout, Illustrator and by Lab Rat2010-05-13 10:42:34
Fruity Oaty Bars... (n/t) by TechisSO2010-05-13 10:14:21
  Make a man out of a mouse. (n/t) by aprylmae2010-05-13 11:09:45
  My oaty bars aren't fruity. by McNutcase2010-05-13 10:21:48
    I don't know by aprylmae2010-05-13 11:18:15
      One of said vicious thugs is Jayne Cobb. by McNutcase2010-05-13 11:20:17
        too true by aprylmae2010-05-13 11:29:43
Sonofa... by McNutcase2010-05-13 10:12:05
  The owner is still uncontactable. by McNutcase2010-05-13 12:34:39
    I don't know about your local laws by abaron2010-05-13 19:45:07
      Bah should have read Niwikki's post. by abaron2010-05-13 19:46:57
  Ugh... good luck! by oot2010-05-13 10:32:03
    It's a rental. by McNutcase2010-05-13 10:36:43
      Can Niwikki scare the landlord into behaving? by oot2010-05-13 11:38:52
        No need. by niwikki2010-05-13 14:23:17
          Hi! Good to see you around here! (n/t) by oot2010-05-13 17:10:49
        We don't have direct contact. by McNutcase2010-05-13 11:39:58
  sorry man *sprinkles luck dust on McNutcase* (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-05-13 10:18:36
  {{{McNutcase}}} when it rains it pours just like by NDwight2010-05-13 10:13:45
    My local game store is having a sale this weekend. by McNutcase2010-05-13 10:19:48
      Hope plumber can fix it fast with minimal damage! (n/t) by NDwight2010-05-13 10:25:02
        It'll be a replacement. by McNutcase2010-05-13 10:27:11
          What about mold problems down the line? (n/t) by PeKaJe2010-05-13 10:46:48
            As I said, Fun. by McNutcase2010-05-13 10:50:03
Attn Firehawk and other zombie-folk. by subbywan2010-05-13 10:04:09
  *smiles evily* by Eboreg2010-05-13 17:01:30
    *eats Eboreg's brains* by firehawk2010-05-13 20:20:49
  You'd have to hope no two get very close together by NDwight2010-05-13 10:26:24
    could install a large hula hoop so they bounce off (n/t) by subbywan2010-05-13 10:27:17
Peking struck by capitalism: by veran2010-05-13 09:22:51
  Did anyone else parse that, for the first by hadji2010-05-13 11:59:19
    I don't remember! /Casper :) (n/t) by NDwight2010-05-13 14:22:38
  On the same subject: by veran2010-05-13 09:30:28
    And the US thanks you for buying our by voxwoman2010-05-13 10:49:29
Wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by aprylmae2010-05-13 09:19:53
  *eats aprylmae's garnishment* by schwing12010-05-13 11:42:41
  Thanks guys by aprylmae2010-05-13 11:14:20
  So you'll be our source for parsley, now? by jdelphiki2010-05-13 10:30:55
  *does Snoopy dance for you* (n/t) by vampire2010-05-13 09:49:10
    and ive got your tune by robertltux2010-05-13 11:37:07
  Between this by aprylmae2010-05-13 09:42:13
    glad things are turning the corner for you by voxwoman2010-05-13 10:50:49
    *sets up dancing rodents* by SaylorA2010-05-13 09:50:36
  *dances* by aprylmae2010-05-13 09:33:34
  Yay! (n/t) by carthax2010-05-13 09:21:13
"Pet names" for our loved ones by DesertRat662010-05-13 09:12:48
  Names have power! by Hieraco2010-05-13 09:24:18
    There are a few choiced words I'd rather call ya. (n/t) by Klaranth2010-05-13 18:04:33
  I once got in trouble for calling my wife by one by techi8702010-05-13 09:21:09
    Sweety isn't an embarassing one by aprylmae2010-05-13 09:23:48
      my wife loves her pet-names by tesla_koil2010-05-13 10:24:06
        I wasn't going to post this but... by tallastro2010-05-13 10:45:52
          YouTube seems to be broken right now. by vampire2010-05-13 15:08:05
          Aww Man! I am at work by tesla_koil2010-05-13 11:03:30
            heh .... Better not give your wife by Klaranth2010-05-13 11:22:40
              actually, don't do the gym membership either - get by NDwight2010-05-13 14:30:43
      "Bitsy Pookums." by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 09:26:30
I can haz Higher paying telecommute job by tesla_koil2010-05-13 09:00:31
  If you admit to having a clearance do you lose it? (n/t) by vetitice2010-05-13 10:21:12
    not that I know of (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-05-13 10:34:18
      Just teasing. (n/t) by vetitice2010-05-13 11:29:40
      Just because you have clearance doesn't mean... by kelli2172010-05-13 11:01:10
        mostly it means you can work by tesla_koil2010-05-13 11:04:31
  WOOHOOOOO!!! by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 09:49:06
    yeap and they run on cf9, which means some ORM by tesla_koil2010-05-13 10:02:11
      Haven't worked with ORM yet by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 10:03:59
        well frameworks are a curse and a pox by tesla_koil2010-05-13 10:20:02
  \o/ (n/t) by voxwoman2010-05-13 09:02:39
  Congrats .... by Klaranth2010-05-13 09:02:17
    they are if you have sr exp with coldfusion by tesla_koil2010-05-13 09:04:29
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2010-05-13 09:00:03
yeeeeeOOOUCH!!!11!! by schwing12010-05-13 08:51:11
  might want to see a medical type person by robertltux2010-05-13 09:57:36
  And then squeezing fresh lemons! by Hieraco2010-05-13 09:06:34
SOTM: Queen - You're my best friend by joresgump2010-05-13 08:18:01
Mexican attack! by joresgump2010-05-13 08:06:48
I may be getting some training in a few weeks, by Klaranth2010-05-13 08:04:47
  *HAND HEAD* by dwarf_sfu2010-05-13 10:33:56
    Ask Torg. (n/t) by Klaranth2010-05-13 11:13:56
Guide to driving in Dallas/Ft. Worth by SnArL2010-05-13 07:56:09
  That all sounds very familiar by mridenour2010-05-13 09:30:40
    Reykjavík is worse by veran2010-05-13 09:56:39
Wow that just pisses me off by Freakazoid2010-05-13 07:25:34
  Owner is stupid to mention any by voxwoman2010-05-13 07:36:42
    well I know $owner's son by Freakazoid2010-05-13 07:40:55
  oh, right, something else: by Freakazoid2010-05-13 07:31:39
    Server -might be- in a VM? by dreadpirate2010-05-13 07:46:34
      no, it is on site by Freakazoid2010-05-13 07:59:04
        Oh. Wow. I'm so sorry. (n/t) by dreadpirate2010-05-13 12:14:07
        oh! it gets better... by Freakazoid2010-05-13 08:21:59
          o.O by SnArL2010-05-13 08:24:48
            *ding* we have a winner by Freakazoid2010-05-13 08:28:33
              Doing something like that here will get you fired by SnArL2010-05-13 08:30:57
        don't have access to the server room?? by robertltux2010-05-13 08:11:00
          it gets better by Freakazoid2010-05-13 08:24:40
            use the sledge on the window by robertltux2010-05-13 08:38:04
simple html question by ag_wyvern2010-05-13 07:23:09
  Thanks all! by ag_wyvern2010-05-13 10:15:44
  html != programming language, but there are some by drdlord2010-05-13 07:41:47
    BTW the above code by drdlord2010-05-13 07:56:32
      Don't forget ColdFusion! by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 08:00:26
        ColdFusion 4.5 was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it. :-) by Twitchh2010-05-13 08:22:53
          Believe me, CF 9 is even better :-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 08:26:03
            I was one of the first folks to run 4.5 by tesla_koil2010-05-13 08:58:29
  the best you can do (if for ex you're using by voxwoman2010-05-13 07:33:00
  You don't. by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 07:29:07
  Isn't that what CSS is for? by morenna2010-05-13 07:25:56
    CSS creates styles for objects already in the file by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 07:31:05
      true by voxwoman2010-05-13 07:39:24
        That's what I meant. by morenna2010-05-13 17:50:57
        I'm not seeing what you mean, exactly by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 07:43:20
          yes. by voxwoman2010-05-13 07:58:29
            exactly. by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 08:02:59
              Or I was thinking that you could by voxwoman2010-05-13 08:35:03
                Ah, even better. by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 08:42:03
                  I didn't think pseudo elements by voxwoman2010-05-13 09:01:50
                    Me either. I can type up something real quick. by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 09:17:35
              Perhaps some CSS overkill by andyz2010-05-13 08:33:46
    I think you can do that by voxwoman2010-05-13 07:30:12
Books, books, books galore ... by Klaranth2010-05-13 07:10:07
  poke by Nessalc2010-05-13 11:41:45
    I wonder if it wouldnt be cheaper by Klaranth2010-05-13 13:48:24
      Good idea for us USians, methinks (n/t) by Nessalc2010-05-13 13:52:17
  Poke-itty! (n/t) by jpprater2010-05-13 09:21:50
    Kitty! by joresgump2010-05-13 10:16:37
  *poke* (n/t) by vampire2010-05-13 08:17:17
    Werent you the one I sold Chinese teaching books by Klaranth2010-05-13 09:01:34
      Mmmmmmm, nope. (n/t) by vampire2010-05-13 15:34:50
  Well, lemme poke you then by davydd2010-05-13 08:08:49
  *obligatory poke poke* (n/t) by joresgump2010-05-13 07:55:58
  And some of 'em haven't been colored in yet! by dreadpirate2010-05-13 07:35:38
    Not to mention, some of the shipping by Klaranth2010-05-13 07:38:42
      Same here by imWACC02010-05-13 07:41:17
      indeed by voxwoman2010-05-13 07:40:30
        Like I said in my mail to the two pokers : by Klaranth2010-05-13 07:55:21
          Poke-Poke by Hieraco2010-05-13 09:04:22
            Poke, and ditto ^this^ (n/t) by Sonri2010-05-13 11:37:02
        Right you're, Ken! </MXC> by joresgump2010-05-13 07:49:46
          Netherlands (n/t) by Klaranth2010-05-13 09:58:06
            Oi! That far? by joresgump2010-05-13 10:10:19
              When you do find out, it will be too late by Klaranth2010-05-13 11:14:29
                Come on! A little ROT13 is not reason enough to by joresgump2010-05-13 11:39:14
  poke poke (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-05-13 07:16:14
  poke (n/t) by shargo2010-05-13 07:14:02
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2010-05-13 06:52:04
New shiny on board by diginferno2010-05-13 06:28:02
  on only 500GB? by Nessalc2010-05-13 06:44:24
    Right, I don't usually make backups for movies. by diginferno2010-05-13 07:26:50
    It's not the size of the drive that matters... by todAnthony2010-05-13 06:59:35
Attn: Pagan/Wiccan UFies - What's this mean? by Hieraco2010-05-13 06:22:59
  More importantly ("im-portent-ly?" sorry.) by bitflipper2010-05-13 07:35:41
    I would agree with bitflipper by imWACC02010-05-13 07:55:30
  Any interest in a naturalists opinion? (n/t) by tallastro2010-05-13 07:29:56
    Absolutely. Go for it by Hieraco2010-05-13 09:10:54
    Yes (n/t) by imWACC02010-05-13 07:56:08
    I would be. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 07:48:42
  Neato by voxwoman2010-05-13 06:35:17
  Meaning I came accross for sweet peas by aprylmae2010-05-13 06:29:55
    more meaning for sweet peas by aprylmae2010-05-13 06:32:24
45 minutes to closing. by basher202010-05-13 05:58:03
  That sounds unpleasant by aprylmae2010-05-13 06:16:02
Too purchase an ipad or not too, that is my query (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-05-13 05:56:09
  Okay, thank all by tesla_koil2010-05-13 07:15:13
  I'd quite like to have one (Or something similar) by sazzer2010-05-13 06:51:05
  what do you intend to do with it? by Freakazoid2010-05-13 06:35:30
    blah, try two with peoper formatting this time: by Freakazoid2010-05-13 06:36:23
      hmmm duly noted. by tesla_koil2010-05-13 06:38:55
  My experience, FWIW by wabbit652010-05-13 06:35:02
  I can answer that for you by imrambi2010-05-13 06:18:15
  Whether 'tis nobler in mind ... (n/t) by pas512010-05-13 06:01:17
    to suffer the pings and trojans of outrageous by Baenlynn2010-05-13 06:12:50
Come with us to Candy Mountain, Charlie. (n/t) by aprylmae2010-05-13 05:48:44
  It's made of sweets and joy, and joyness. (n/t) by thejugglingking2010-05-13 06:48:20
  heh I have two MP3s from that by Hieraco2010-05-13 06:13:52
  glub glub , glub glub by tesla_koil2010-05-13 05:55:21
    Hey look, it's my kidney. (n/t) by aprylmae2010-05-13 05:56:24
I have installed DD-WRT on my Linksys WRT52GS by karl-henrik2010-05-13 05:40:19
  s/WRT52GS/WRT54GS/ (n/t) by karl-henrik2010-05-13 05:47:48
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2010-05-13 05:20:21
Lib/Tory policy plans have been released by sazzer2010-05-13 05:12:39
  y'all are too efficient. by Nessalc2010-05-13 12:18:11
    That's why it's so easy. by AndyA2010-05-13 12:48:58
      On the other hand by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 13:00:56
How about those Habs hey? by rogue19712010-05-13 05:06:04
  And when they aren't winning their fans are Rehabs by kahuana2010-05-13 16:48:24
  You took the words right out of my... keyboard by owh2010-05-13 11:53:26
  Bye bye Baby Crosby. Thx Habs. (n/t) by tallastro2010-05-13 06:08:16
  Sure, but next to the Leafs? by Hieraco2010-05-13 05:24:19
    <Canucks>Wait 'till next year!</Canucks> (n/t) by run.dll2010-05-13 14:46:29
    you need to get out of that river (n/t) by rogue19712010-05-13 06:29:59
Music Help by bstan22010-05-13 04:55:32
  sounds like it could be by joecrouse2010-05-13 05:16:24
W:ET Bar by AndyA2010-05-13 04:00:01
New !shiny due for delivery on monday. by Tyop2010-05-13 03:49:05
  Glad to hear that by davydd2010-05-13 04:17:47
  Yes. Not shiny. by Tyop2010-05-13 04:13:01
    3 LED? (n/t) by imWACC02010-05-13 05:35:07
      Ooooooooooooooh! Shiny! by Tyop2010-05-13 05:49:00
        Keyboard Scroll Lock by Klaranth2010-05-13 06:06:33
          KVM system switch key by robertltux2010-05-13 08:03:15
          I use it with UltraVNC by PeKaJe2010-05-13 06:13:32
          Is that what it's for? Nifty. by Tyop2010-05-13 06:10:37
            You should try Excel with and without it locked. by Klaranth2010-05-13 06:38:42
  Do let me know how it works out by PeKaJe2010-05-13 04:11:37
    Will do. by Tyop2010-05-13 04:27:24
      You have email. :) by jpprater2010-05-13 05:07:46
        Thanks. Replied. (n/t) by Tyop2010-05-13 05:52:13
      Well, my network has "shifted" quite a bit lately by PeKaJe2010-05-13 04:52:50
  not shiny? (n/t) by Klymer2010-05-13 04:06:29
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2010-05-13 01:30:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Hieraco2010-05-13 01:13:03
  *runs in* by Nea2010-05-13 07:59:10
    Who was that jack-booted masked person? by Hieraco2010-05-13 09:27:04
  One big mug of Oolong tea, by Klaranth2010-05-13 07:00:02
  I want a 4 day weekend.... by aprylmae2010-05-13 05:51:58
    Move to Sweden, they'll let anyone in. by Hieraco2010-05-13 06:25:22
      that sucks for my very dearest friend by aprylmae2010-05-13 08:24:29
        That should be no problem by PeKaJe2010-05-13 09:03:31
      Especially not USians? by Klaranth2010-05-13 06:57:48
  BAS. BAS. by hollyberry792010-05-13 04:23:35
    In most of Europe it is Ascension day by Hieraco2010-05-13 05:21:20
      Ah. by hollyberry792010-05-13 09:32:22
        Yeah, you get Whit Monday by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 09:37:13
      It's Ascension Day in the US, too . . . by dreadpirate2010-05-13 05:58:14
        Well, Lynx works then. ;P (n/t) by NDwight2010-05-13 06:07:56
          Worked -- I think I broke my TAB key. (n/t) by dreadpirate2010-05-13 07:31:11
  Good morningnoon! by diginferno2010-05-13 03:41:20
    Warning: Kitty pettin's are addictive by Hieraco2010-05-13 05:22:37
      Thankee! by diginferno2010-05-13 06:32:02
...6 months. by themadkansan2010-05-13 00:51:18
  *sends mega hiring vibes* by Garrinka2010-05-13 01:32:48
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 00:39:05
  New Question by sazzer2010-05-13 03:22:24
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 00:30:00
SQoTD by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 00:24:24
  I deny that. (n/t) by frostbait2010-05-13 09:43:33
  Twas him! by Clovis Man2010-05-13 07:46:56
  Re-WHAT-able? by todAnthony2010-05-13 06:18:34
  You are. (n/t) by Klaranth2010-05-13 05:04:58
  this strange dropped line of course (n/t) by Klymer2010-05-13 04:02:53
  Me! Me! Oh please! Me!! (n/t) by kreedah2010-05-13 01:19:47
  It was Potter! Punish him! by Baenlynn2010-05-13 00:30:19
LFG: \o/ Richard (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-05-13 00:24:11
  Is it just me, or has LFG by Tyop2010-05-13 04:09:37
    There is still comedy from other parts by Baenlynn2010-05-13 06:01:55
      The Flashback was getting tiresome. by vampire2010-05-13 06:31:27
(repost) Help! Name my car! by firehawk2010-05-13 00:07:08
  LEIA? by tully2010-05-13 12:33:31
  Tatoo? by ppyo2010-05-13 11:08:20
    Sorry. That would be Tattoo. (n/t) by ppyo2010-05-13 11:09:02
  As it's white, go with by subbywan2010-05-13 08:49:59
  TK-421 by vetitice2010-05-13 07:27:11
    ULTIMATE IRONY: by SnArL2010-05-13 08:40:43
      Bwahahahahaha! (n/t) by firehawk2010-05-13 20:21:18
  It's a Golf? WHT BALL! by OddParity2010-05-13 07:22:44
  "Car" by MatthewDBA2010-05-13 07:01:28
    ^^^ this (n/t) by kahuana2010-05-13 16:49:05
  My friends have named my White truck by Classic_Jon2010-05-13 07:01:09
    ESC POD (n/t) by morenna2010-05-13 07:23:16
      You would just have to make sure and make some by Classic_Jon2010-05-13 07:31:54
  *eats car* by todAnthony2010-05-13 06:55:39
    Hey! I was using that! by firehawk2010-05-13 20:26:27
    *rams a fuel-air bomb into todAnthony's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2010-05-13 17:14:39
  GANDRTH by ag_wyvern2010-05-13 06:29:12
  Dizzy (n/t) by tallastro2010-05-13 06:10:42
  MLMFLCN (n/t) by pas512010-05-13 05:22:14
  Have you considered "Stmtrpr?" (n/t) by NDwight2010-05-13 05:08:47
    This one's best for safety, because... by OddParity2010-05-13 07:25:03
      A storm trooper can be hit by anything. (n/t) by pas512010-05-13 07:40:24
    I never realized that Stormtrooper has 3 r's befor by NDwight2010-05-13 06:12:00
  BACON! by daemon_poet2010-05-13 05:04:00
  "Heart of Gold" (n/t) by Tyop2010-05-13 04:33:33
  White Thrawn... by kreedah2010-05-13 04:13:38
  nonono, now i know: by Klymer2010-05-13 04:05:56
  Quasimodo. Oh, wait, ... by fritriac2010-05-13 04:03:50
    Yes. It isn't a Reanault Megane by Tyop2010-05-13 04:36:03
  x-wing? (n/t) by Klymer2010-05-13 04:01:25
    V-Wing by basher202010-05-13 05:49:15
  *eats the car* by Klymer2010-05-13 03:59:30
    *rams a hybrid rocket into Klymer's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2010-05-13 17:15:35
    DIGESTV? (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-05-13 04:01:53
      whisky? whitsky? (n/t) by Klymer2010-05-13 04:03:49
        You ate the car, I'm comparing it to a digestive by Baenlynn2010-05-13 04:08:49
          i thought more of a digestive drink by Klymer2010-05-13 04:11:04
            Oi! I was still using that! by firehawk2010-05-13 20:24:26
  ECOSITH (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-05-13 03:32:29
  Twin Diesel? by diginferno2010-05-13 02:57:25
  Lith Diesel? by Khaar2010-05-13 02:51:35
    sith diesel? sithdsl? (n/t) by Klymer2010-05-13 04:07:10
      Vin Diesel! (n/t) by jdelphiki2010-05-13 06:50:46
  BOFH by ideur2010-05-13 02:31:19
  oooh oooh oooh! by Baenlynn2010-05-13 02:27:06
  White Rabbit (n/t) by ideur2010-05-13 02:00:23
  CAKELIE (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-05-13 01:54:18
    APTRSCI (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-05-13 02:01:21
  here are some neat possiblities by Garrinka2010-05-13 01:41:28
  Simon (n/t) by sazzer2010-05-13 01:37:50
  Dietzel. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2010-05-13 01:35:09
  D34TH ST4R? by mekkanik_mike2010-05-13 01:21:38
    Too many characters. by firehawk2010-05-13 20:22:30
  Aeyllby (n/t) by Danu2010-05-13 01:06:35
  For a pseudozombie, there can be only one by twixt2010-05-13 01:03:50
    Believe me, I've thought about it. (n/t) by firehawk2010-05-13 20:22:07
  Whitestar. (n/t) by sgrunt2010-05-13 00:58:26
    Seven characters: WHTSTAR (n/t) by sgrunt2010-05-13 00:58:45
      I am John Sheridan and I approve this message by Baenlynn2010-05-13 01:03:44
  Spaceball one (n/t) by ideur2010-05-13 00:48:05
    Make sure to get the proper bumper sticker, too (n/t) by imperito2010-05-13 05:07:43
  white ==> Boss Hogg by doctorevil_1232010-05-13 00:44:04
    Along that train of thought Mark Twain by davydd2010-05-13 00:45:36
  By colour and looks by davydd2010-05-13 00:30:31
  Morningstar? by Baenlynn2010-05-13 00:17:59
    Can't figure out how to fit that into 7 chars. by firehawk2010-05-13 00:24:42
      bang it into it (n/t) by Klymer2010-05-13 04:04:20
      MNGSTR by Hieraco2010-05-13 01:16:04
      How about something oblique? by Baenlynn2010-05-13 00:34:17
  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang by ideur2010-05-13 00:08:19
    Kinda far from my theme. by firehawk2010-05-13 00:26:03
      GEN II, of course. (n/t) by kelli2172010-05-13 07:59:19
    bangbangpoppopfartbangsnort by themadkansan2010-05-13 00:13:03
Translations by Nea2010-05-13 00:01:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2010-05-13 00:00:00
  SchwarzeneggerbathedDavidCaradinehereamongthecatsa by ideur2010-05-13 00:02:25

 

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