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Strip for Mar 02, 2010
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How come I've never heard of Azumanga Daioh, by oedlan2010-03-02 23:49:05
  The "maid cafe" thing occurs by Clovis Man2010-03-03 00:15:42
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! by themadkansan2010-03-02 23:26:57
  More Info pleez! (n/t) by Bealz22010-03-03 20:17:00
  Seconded :-D (n/t) by Snate2010-03-02 23:28:28
Guess what! I'm not allowed to talk about my by oedlan2010-03-02 23:18:28
Ways to cook eggs. by Snate2010-03-02 22:15:46
  Frittata by RetiQlum22010-03-02 23:22:00
  Hard and soft boiled by vectorz2010-03-02 23:01:33
  Microwaved? by Hieraco2010-03-02 22:36:49
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2010-03-02 22:00:02
Two cable modems ? by dennismv2010-03-02 21:41:01
  Most likely: nothing. by RetiQlum22010-03-02 23:24:36
  And where is the 2nd modem supposed to come from? by owh2010-03-02 22:40:17
    brought in from another house (n/t) by dennismv2010-03-03 01:02:54
  What will happen? Possibly no connection. by kahuana2010-03-02 22:30:40
  Is that intended to double the speed by owh2010-03-02 22:20:42
    that is a way to ... bring direct connection by dennismv2010-03-03 01:02:11
  Eh? What? Did you miss a copy paste? (n/t) by vampire2010-03-02 22:05:01
    If I understand you correctly this might clear it by Snate2010-03-02 22:09:17
      yeah ... that is correct (n/t) by dennismv2010-03-03 01:00:30
      Depends on your provider. by vampire2010-03-02 22:52:15
        s/hub/router by vampire2010-03-02 23:00:00
  Eh? Why would you do that rather than use a router by Snate2010-03-02 21:46:54
This Too Shall Pass by ag_wyvern2010-03-02 19:31:32
  Ah, entropy. :-) (n/t) by bwkaz2010-03-02 23:32:05
  Neat. by RetiQlum22010-03-02 19:48:03
    At least a couple of takes :-) by ag_wyvern2010-03-02 20:06:31
      Also, there's a pile of smashed TVs by PeKaJe2010-03-02 23:10:23
since I can't seem to type worth a tinker's cuss by voxwoman2010-03-02 19:16:02
Well, I spent my birthday money on by ChuckAB2010-03-02 19:09:34
  If only I could run it... by Baenlynn2010-03-02 21:48:17
  Why not Battlefield BC2? by kreepykrawly2010-03-02 19:28:00
    not all pc gamers relish multiplayer. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-03-02 19:52:06
      /raises hand, nods, says, "Like me." by Twitchh2010-03-02 20:33:50
        BC2 has a single player mode!!! by kreepykrawly2010-03-02 22:03:44
UFie Bloggers! by leejam2010-03-02 18:43:24
  I wont post mine. I dont use it by confused.brit2010-03-03 03:59:26
  Two blogs of sorts by Hieraco2010-03-02 22:28:25
  Mine by Llyr2010-03-02 22:17:40
  I have a livejournal. by RetiQlum22010-03-02 21:26:32
  mine by AprylMae2010-03-02 20:46:24
  Mine by DesertRat662010-03-02 19:28:04
  Mine: by UGuardian2010-03-02 18:49:06
    Mine: by voxwoman2010-03-02 19:10:53
      Mine: by magpie492010-03-02 19:51:11
      another attempt with links that actually work by voxwoman2010-03-02 19:14:09
        Cool! by leejam2010-03-02 19:19:15
Just a quick W:ET question: by carthax2010-03-02 18:16:51
  Answers, sorta by Stuka2010-03-02 21:13:25
Praise mbam! (n/t) by McNutcase2010-03-02 16:39:42
  while we're on the subject... by Zandermann2010-03-02 17:13:44
    Any signs of that latest fake antivirus scanner? by kahuana2010-03-02 17:49:53
    Break the malware a little by oot2010-03-02 17:46:34
      System Restore is the first thing we try. by kahuana2010-03-02 17:51:45
    run it from a livecd? (n/t) by themadkansan2010-03-02 17:24:11
  oO (n/t) by themadkansan2010-03-02 17:01:20
    Cleaned up the Windows box. by McNutcase2010-03-02 17:08:09
      Use windex or generic cleaner? by themadkansan2010-03-02 17:09:25
        The funny thing is... by McNutcase2010-03-02 17:12:39
          gas or electric? (n/t) by themadkansan2010-03-02 17:27:57
            charcoal (n/t) by Snate2010-03-02 17:28:48
              kinda smokes up the cab, though. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-03-02 17:29:59
        Industrial strength Malware exterminant (n/t) by Clovis Man2010-03-02 17:12:33
Always treat your enemies with respect and love, by Snate2010-03-02 15:37:49
  If you meet someone new, smile at them. by aix tom2010-03-02 15:42:29
    Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan by Twitchh2010-03-02 16:28:55
      Wait...we're only supposed to have a plan, by radiowave9112010-03-02 18:36:45
      I ate his liver with some fava beans by run.dll2010-03-02 18:22:56
incorrect rounding in PHP or else? by dennismv2010-03-02 14:54:30
  that's why I prefer by altordwm2010-03-02 18:50:27
  Yeah, that's not surprising by Stuka2010-03-02 15:16:41
  ^ prints -0.08799999999999999 (n/t) by dennismv2010-03-02 14:54:52
    Eek! That's scary. (n/t) by firehawk2010-03-02 15:02:16
      Why? by PeKaJe2010-03-02 15:25:42
        Everything you said is correct. by firehawk2010-03-02 16:38:50
          "Most software".... by Stuka2010-03-02 21:17:17
What's that movie trick/technique called? by Sharku2010-03-02 14:52:36
  Meaningful/ironic echo by veran2010-03-02 14:58:29
    I win :p by vetitice2010-03-02 15:14:09
      Which is how you win. by veran2010-03-02 15:36:42
        I dunno about productivity. by vetitice2010-03-02 16:04:37
          Ditto by PeKaJe2010-03-02 16:19:08
          I also did that by veran2010-03-02 16:13:26
  TV Tropes calls it "Ironic Echo" by vetitice2010-03-02 14:57:27
Pic of the day: by veran2010-03-02 14:50:27
  Kraft salad dressing commercials come to mind by Hieraco2010-03-02 22:24:14
  Awesome. The jelly beans were a nice touch =] (n/t) by thejugglingking2010-03-02 15:02:10
Have you got a favourite Webcam Stream server sw? by Bonzo2010-03-02 13:56:27
Stupid, stupid stupid!!! Gaahhhh! by SouthpawPL2010-03-02 13:32:48
  If TSHTF... by SnArL2010-03-02 14:48:02
    It so often intrigues me, by bitflipper2010-03-02 15:31:55
      Those charitible organizations world wide by joecrouse2010-03-02 18:00:14
      So "Civilization isn't as weak ... "? by frostbait2010-03-02 15:54:49
        New Orleans 2005... Los Angeles 1992... by DesertRat662010-03-02 18:27:00
          Like the 1918-1919 flu that emptied whole villages by magpie492010-03-02 20:14:55
            Italy? Try the world. by RetiQlum22010-03-02 21:24:48
              Italy was the place I had eyewitness survivor by magpie492010-03-04 06:20:17
            Read about that awhile back. by themadkansan2010-03-02 20:24:12
        New Orleans is still here by bitflipper2010-03-02 16:05:52
    Anti personnel devices eh? by Sharku2010-03-02 15:13:10
  One of the first things I did when we moved to our by techi8702010-03-02 13:50:59
  I know one of the consultants for that show by DesertRat662010-03-02 13:47:33
    That would explain a lot. by SouthpawPL2010-03-02 15:26:16
      Actually he worked with the disaster scenarios by DesertRat662010-03-02 18:28:24
    IMO, the problem is that our society is so filled by twixt2010-03-02 14:12:22
      That'd make it entertainment first and cautionary by kahuana2010-03-02 15:17:29
      xkcd.com/610 (n/t) by the_diggity2010-03-02 14:23:00
        That should be reposted daily by a script. (n/t) by vetitice2010-03-02 14:36:09
      Once and awhile there's a light at the end of the by techi8702010-03-02 14:21:36
        I'm in shock. by AndyA2010-03-02 14:35:40
          My nieces' posts disturb me. by vetitice2010-03-02 14:40:37
            xD by the_diggity2010-03-02 14:42:10
              Don't forget; punctation marks are verboten by bitflipper2010-03-02 15:13:25
              They're in their 20's and 6000 miles away. by vetitice2010-03-02 14:45:47
                Cum on, d00d! by the_diggity2010-03-02 14:47:55
                  *sob* (n/t) by vetitice2010-03-02 14:52:07
                    *pats back* I know, I know. It hurt to type that by the_diggity2010-03-02 14:53:20
                      For your enjoyment: by pas512010-03-02 15:09:27
            Clearly, they were influenced by Quiet Riot (n/t) by SnArL2010-03-02 14:42:09
          Oh Em Gee! (n/t) by SnArL2010-03-02 14:36:35
    That's realism. by veran2010-03-02 13:48:45
Is it time to go home yet? by SnArL2010-03-02 13:17:55
  *punches SnArL in the stomach* by firehawk2010-03-02 15:04:58
I'll sleep well tonight by oedlan2010-03-02 13:03:14
  Meh... I / O =) by oedlan2010-03-02 13:07:16
    Mixing output up with input, eh? :) (n/t) by jpprater2010-03-02 13:46:08
      Flip flop! (n/t) by joresgump2010-03-02 18:09:05
Attn: Firehawk by kelli2172010-03-02 12:54:35
  Clarification. by kelli2172010-03-02 13:00:42
    *eats the e-mail* by firehawk2010-03-02 15:03:45
      Eat it, look at it, tweak it... whatever. :P ;) by kelli2172010-03-02 16:44:13
      NO by Eboreg2010-03-02 16:06:12
        That's a good trick. by firehawk2010-03-02 16:41:26
Time to duck my head in the ground by joresgump2010-03-02 12:19:31
  Good luck to you. (n/t) by esbita2010-03-02 18:09:53
  {{{{{{{{{joresgump}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by firehawk2010-03-02 15:04:18
  Good Luck (n/t) by intrinsic2010-03-02 13:40:19
  Good luck! Stay safe! (n/t) by diginferno2010-03-02 13:08:15
  Be careful, be safe, be alert. by kelli2172010-03-02 13:01:43
  {{{{{{{joresgump}}}}}}} by aprylmae2010-03-02 12:49:59
  {{{{joresgump}}}} by jpprater2010-03-02 12:47:34
  Stay safe. Be smart. by SouthpawPL2010-03-02 12:42:06
  {{{joresgump + loved ones}}} (n/t) by NDwight2010-03-02 12:33:09
  Oh, and BTW, I want to thank all the UFies who had by joresgump2010-03-02 12:25:10
    You know where to find us by sonja2010-03-02 12:58:29
    good luck (n/t) by Klaranth2010-03-02 12:39:12
Place all food and drink 6 feet from the computer! by DesertRat662010-03-02 11:45:29
  Remember. This guy (and his wife) both vote. (n/t) by twixt2010-03-02 14:17:22
    I don't get it. (n/t) by the_diggity2010-03-02 18:59:43
  Note when picking up "road kill" by robertltux2010-03-02 14:13:37
    The guy should be glad... by SnArL2010-03-02 14:49:34
      I dunno by bitflipper2010-03-02 15:38:02
  Could have been worse. by run.dll2010-03-02 13:13:30
  He's done that routine in a show by corwin172010-03-02 12:18:34
  "You have my attention." =} (n/t) by thejugglingking2010-03-02 11:56:21
It's like a siren's song. They call to me. by aprylmae2010-03-02 11:41:06
  Give them to me. by magpie492010-03-02 12:14:12
    But... But... by aprylmae2010-03-02 12:51:40
      Now the tasty little muffins are yours. by magpie492010-03-02 21:23:23
      You will both surrender to the dark side. by run.dll2010-03-02 13:15:48
        ... we have cookies (n/t) by intrinsic2010-03-02 13:23:32
          Dark side has cookies? I am *so* there! :-D (n/t) by kahuana2010-03-02 13:25:06
        Dark side? Not hardly. =D (n/t) by bfpower2010-03-02 13:23:14
When did this become acceptable English? by Classic_Jon2010-03-02 11:19:21
  So they have got it. So they do have it. (n/t) by kelli2172010-03-02 14:09:44
  That's pretty egregious by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 11:44:37
    "egregious" by sgrunt2010-03-02 14:00:30
      I thought of egrep. :) (n/t) by Concept2010-03-02 15:02:52
    I agree. by aprylmae2010-03-02 12:05:41
      *shudder* another hate close to my heart by intrinsic2010-03-02 12:14:44
        I too refuse to submit. by run.dll2010-03-02 13:22:22
          Yep, I've a Nokia 3310, but it does have predictiv by intrinsic2010-03-02 13:26:02
        Quite. by pas512010-03-02 12:38:15
          Further evidence of the decay of society IMO by intrinsic2010-03-02 13:03:41
            Ha! by ag_wyvern2010-03-02 14:21:23
              When I tried to use the automated ATM machine by pas512010-03-02 14:41:11
                AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! by Snate2010-03-02 14:43:11
            "O hai! by aprylmae2010-03-02 13:14:13
            O tempora, o mores! (n/t) by pas512010-03-02 13:11:08
    I agree! by ag_wyvern2010-03-02 12:03:05
      Would you call in an athalete too? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 12:07:46
  Boysenberry by DesertRat662010-03-02 11:43:47
    Betty Botter by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 11:46:28
  Can I add "Where you at?" to the list please? (n/t) by AndyA2010-03-02 11:27:39
    and "Can I axe you sumthin?" by subbywan2010-03-02 11:39:39
      Worse: "*Most* winningest/losingest"... by Twitchh2010-03-02 13:49:22
      Are you okay with by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 11:47:58
        I'm good either way. by subbywan2010-03-02 11:54:33
          "I went to the liberry last Febury." (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 11:55:24
            "I did yesserday and tusmornin." (n/t) by aprylmae2010-03-02 13:11:40
            Ah yes, one of my pet hates by intrinsic2010-03-02 12:10:34
        I (being Southern) prefer "comftable" by Stuka2010-03-02 11:50:21
          The "return of the r" by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 11:54:40
            Not really by Stuka2010-03-02 11:59:20
              Actually, by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 12:07:11
                Scratch those last two sentences. by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 12:11:09
                  I don't know Yankee accents that well by Stuka2010-03-02 12:35:09
                    That would explain it :-) by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 12:42:31
                      I'm not sure I trust anyone north of Dallas! by Stuka2010-03-02 14:55:09
          Varied pronunciations aren't too bad. by aprylmae2010-03-02 11:54:05
            My point was... by Stuka2010-03-02 11:56:11
              No, accent is not abuse. (n/t) by aprylmae2010-03-02 11:57:30
              And my point is by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 11:57:17
      Sadly... by intrinsic2010-03-02 11:47:17
        Not around me it isn't. by subbywan2010-03-02 11:55:12
          *snerk* not bad, I'll have to remember that one (n/t) by intrinsic2010-03-02 12:05:58
      I gots what you are gittin at. :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-03-02 11:45:02
  ain't nobody told me nuthin' about not sayin' that by morenna2010-03-02 11:25:49
  Really. It's "So they do gotted it." *sheesh!* ;) (n/t) by kahuana2010-03-02 11:24:11
  When people started finding laziness acceptable. by aprylmae2010-03-02 11:22:56
    In college someone thought I was British for same. (n/t) by vampire2010-03-02 11:54:39
      I've been asked if either of my parents was an by aprylmae2010-03-02 12:01:17
        I've been asked if *I* was an English teacher! (n/ by magpie492010-03-02 12:12:21
          Usually, when I've been asked, by aprylmae2010-03-02 12:43:59
  Does sound pretty poor. by NDwight2010-03-02 11:22:05
    "Verily, they have obtained possession of it." (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 11:41:20
    s/poor/poorly :p (n/t) by THE_DIGGITY2010-03-02 11:33:03
      No, poor by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 11:40:25
That's not good. by toysbfun2010-03-02 11:07:19
ATTN: DesertRat66 by corwin172010-03-02 10:39:21
  Inbound (n/t) by DesertRat662010-03-02 10:49:32
    Response sent (n/t) by corwin172010-03-02 11:02:05
I'm stressed by SnArL2010-03-02 10:06:23
*pulls out all hair* by aprylmae2010-03-02 09:43:15
  s/Pheonix/Phoenix/ by firehawk2010-03-02 15:06:12
  BTW, if anyone has any hoops that really by aprylmae2010-03-02 09:48:39
    Ever consider sending your CV to Hulu? by kahuana2010-03-02 11:14:25
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2010-03-02 09:00:02
Good news, everyone! by SouthpawPL2010-03-02 08:54:13
  *snerk* (n/t) by Klaranth2010-03-02 10:46:26
Time to reinstitute slavery? by postaljohn2010-03-02 08:46:46
  We can't roll any over YoY by the_diggity2010-03-02 10:23:14
    No sick days. We have to be sick on our own time. by kahuana2010-03-02 13:29:33
      About 2 weeks vacation a year.... by vampire2010-03-02 15:34:12
  My vacation is use-or-lose by SnArL2010-03-02 09:53:22
    we're allowed to roll 40 hours, to be used within by subbywan2010-03-02 09:54:22
  I say fire EVERYBODY, and start from scratch. by SouthpawPL2010-03-02 09:34:26
    If you fire them, you have to pay them by Ataraxia2010-03-02 09:48:40
  Our unused vacation gets paid out... by VivianC2010-03-02 09:27:18
    If we go over the cap ours just vanishes. by AndyA2010-03-02 09:44:08
  or actually enforce the rules already in place by morenna2010-03-02 09:19:08
    Can't enforce them and keep the level of service by Menetlaus2010-03-02 11:13:47
      sure you can. by morenna2010-03-02 11:23:27
  Unused vacation means they were at work by subbywan2010-03-02 09:04:32
    But this way it is paid at their final pay rate by AndyA2010-03-02 09:41:43
      Perhaps, then, change the rule so that they bank $ by kahuana2010-03-02 09:45:16
      Perhaps, but they still worked for it. by subbywan2010-03-02 09:42:47
        I agree, they should get paid. by AndyA2010-03-02 09:45:40
        So...gov't workers > taxpayers? by Stuka2010-03-02 09:43:40
          In this case, yes. by subbywan2010-03-02 09:46:45
            I tend to agree. by vampire2010-03-02 15:49:19
  Two words: Fifth percentile by chanceslost2010-03-02 09:03:00
    40 is a standard work week (n/t) by joecrouse2010-03-02 10:49:07
  Slavery? I'm not quite sure by Stuka2010-03-02 09:02:56
  80 DAYS of banked time? by emlaabs2010-03-02 08:56:28
    State workers don't have a limit. by AndyA2010-03-02 09:40:30
      Rabbit Trail! by Stuka2010-03-02 09:47:26
        The harm to the union is loss of revenue. by kahuana2010-03-02 09:53:45
          Yes, but how does that *harm* the union? by Stuka2010-03-02 11:54:34
            Naive answer. by vetitice2010-03-02 12:43:33
    My company mandates that everyone take 3-4 days by techi8702010-03-02 08:58:57
    We're allowed 60 Vacation unlimited sick by DesertRat662010-03-02 08:58:34
      I have burned some of my vacation and by Classic_Jon2010-03-02 09:03:44
      We can carry over up to 135 hours by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 08:59:31
  It went away? o.O? (n/t) by kahuana2010-03-02 08:48:24
Apple sues HTC for infringing 20 patents by the_diggity2010-03-02 08:44:22
  Whatever happened to by toysbfun2010-03-02 11:05:14
    They ran out of innovations. (n/t) by subbywan2010-03-02 11:06:51
      But... iPad! (n/t) by toysbfun2010-03-02 11:11:26
        Wouldn't really call that an innovation by THE_DIGGITY2010-03-02 11:36:46
        That was the last one. by subbywan2010-03-02 11:13:29
  Addendum: looks like Google/Android is the target by the_diggity2010-03-02 10:26:24
    So it is to be snoops versus turtlenecks? by kahuana2010-03-02 17:42:26
  Anyone that did not see this coming, is blind. :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-03-02 09:05:18
  yay more patent abuse! by deadweasle2010-03-02 09:01:40
    What the heck is "Object-Oriented Graphic System"? by Khaar2010-03-02 09:46:40
      Patent titles are meaningless. by AndyA2010-03-02 09:54:59
    Don't hold your breath about that reform. by kahuana2010-03-02 09:42:31
Attn: Swedish UFies (and other visiting) by shargo2010-03-02 08:40:13
  Well... by Corvus_One2010-03-02 12:08:16
  I'll have to get back to you. by oedlan2010-03-02 09:10:42
  My schedule is also open and flexible. by Hieraco2010-03-02 08:56:39
  I would not mind going to were Shargo is.. by karl-henrik2010-03-02 08:43:03
  Hieraco, oedlan, Corvus_One ^^^ (n/t) by shargo2010-03-02 08:41:08
(belated) brewing corner by carthax2010-03-02 08:18:42
  What a busy weekend! by carthax2010-03-02 08:38:46
    Addendum: Strawberry quickmead by carthax2010-03-02 17:04:35
    Speaking of which by intrinsic2010-03-02 12:03:29
      Good $Deity Almighty!! by carthax2010-03-02 12:29:05
Bacon... Waffles! by DesertRat662010-03-02 08:06:52
  Not bad, I'd give that a go. by augment_compass2010-03-02 08:24:48
  now that's a lot of vertical scroll (n/t) by emlaabs2010-03-02 08:20:17
repost: UF takeover of SL ATTN:Illiad by robertltux2010-03-02 07:54:36
  Someone should start a UFie group as well. by VivianC2010-03-02 08:53:32
    maybe if we can get everybody together (n/t) by robertltux2010-03-02 09:12:31
      Um...no. by firehawk2010-03-02 16:53:57
        last i checked L$100 per group (n/t) by robertltux2010-03-02 17:04:20
  since Illiad is currently on hiatus by aprylmae2010-03-02 07:57:14
McDonald v. Chicago Oral Arguments Today by DesertRat662010-03-02 07:53:28
  Transcript and commentary by DesertRat662010-03-02 13:32:16
    Yikes by the_diggity2010-03-02 14:32:28
      Gura came in prepared to argue based on the by DesertRat662010-03-02 18:40:54
  Well, nuts. by DesertRat662010-03-02 10:21:45
    Am I correct that the official ruling won't be for by hadji2010-03-02 11:45:00
      Most likely not until June. (n/t) by VivianC2010-03-02 12:33:30
    I'm not sure that's a bad thing by the_diggity2010-03-02 10:47:02
      It would make for some interesting rulings... by DesertRat662010-03-02 10:54:35
        Not sure how a Due Process ruling could do that by the_diggity2010-03-02 11:04:24
          Clarification: by THE_DIGGITY2010-03-02 11:32:35
  I ate a Chicken Chicago Star today by oedlan2010-03-02 07:56:02
    What makes a chicken sandwich "Chicago style?" by RetiQlum22010-03-02 08:02:27
      You weren't in the right places. by VivianC2010-03-02 09:34:26
      That's easy by DesertRat662010-03-02 08:04:24
I'm not entirely sure I feel happy about by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 07:53:17
  I sent that to the CEO as we do money transfers by Classic_Jon2010-03-02 10:06:10
  With FB's history of security? I laugh.. by SouthpawPL2010-03-02 09:15:58
Pundit by hadji2010-03-02 07:32:04
  Sesquicentennial by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 07:42:47
    Ambidextrous by kelli2172010-03-02 08:08:46
      Fluorescent by morenna2010-03-02 08:16:22
        Masticate by RetiQlum22010-03-02 08:23:02
A dirty mind is an endless source of entertainment by rogue19712010-03-02 07:29:13
  Yes it is. by magpie492010-03-02 20:44:54
  What do you think of the Mini 10? I've been by techi8702010-03-02 07:52:14
    I like it, running ubuntu by rogue19712010-03-02 08:35:30
    *combines "dirty mind" and "Mini 10"* by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 07:53:52
  Hi Rogue! by aprylmae2010-03-02 07:39:21
Cadbury Mini Eggs!!!!!! by aprylmae2010-03-02 07:11:31
  YUM!!! by magpie492010-03-02 20:47:19
  Are you getting that "goo" add in the U.S.? by kahuana2010-03-02 08:59:12
    We have had creame eggs here for ages by emlaabs2010-03-02 13:23:33
    o.O by aprylmae2010-03-02 09:24:31
      I guess it isn't running there then. Lucky you. by kahuana2010-03-02 09:32:54
        They might be by aprylmae2010-03-02 11:03:39
        Those are creme eggs, not mini eggs. by confused.brit2010-03-02 09:53:49
  \0/ I just hope we can get em here too! by confused.brit2010-03-02 07:13:36
    'tis! by aprylmae2010-03-02 07:21:00
      *wants* by Stormkitten2010-03-02 07:42:26
        I found them at the grocery store by aprylmae2010-03-02 07:49:46
          *Plans expedition to search locals stores* (n/t) by AndyA2010-03-02 09:37:27
            Sing out if you find any by confused.brit2010-03-02 10:08:41
              If you find them, beware! by aprylmae2010-03-02 11:20:25
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2010-03-02 07:10:34
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2010-03-02 06:57:49
F4ing Paypal is p4ing me off. by confused.brit2010-03-02 06:47:34
  {{{{{c.b}}}}} by aprylmae2010-03-02 06:53:10
Oscar is 3 months old today by aprylmae2010-03-02 06:46:41
  "He looks just my old uncle Ossric" by oedlan2010-03-02 06:47:43
Still no word from relatives in Concepcion by DesertRat662010-03-02 06:46:18
  *keeps fingers crossed* (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-03-02 07:29:59
  I don't have relatives there...but friends... by Buzzin2010-03-02 07:10:55
    Text works better than phones by DesertRat662010-03-02 07:24:09
      SMS is probably WHY the phones won't work by the_diggity2010-03-02 14:39:00
wow .. sinus flushing feels ... weird (n/t) by subbywan2010-03-02 06:12:05
  How are you flushing? (n/t) by hadji2010-03-02 07:33:34
    large bag with tepid water going to a hose. by subbywan2010-03-02 09:07:34
      Stop jumping up and down on the bag. by Twitchh2010-03-02 21:37:47
I am taking tomorrow off! =D by aprylmae2010-03-02 06:06:18
  Yea! hope you can successfully fight ticket. by NDwight2010-03-02 06:16:47
    not exactly fighting it. by aprylmae2010-03-02 06:38:11
Chinglish amusement de jour by confused.brit2010-03-02 06:04:26
  I thought it was "Engrish". *shrug* (n/t) by vampire2010-03-02 07:34:38
  * checks dictionary * by Khaar2010-03-02 07:20:50
the day is now shorter by voxwoman2010-03-02 05:42:55
  I really needed those 1.26 microseconds by veran2010-03-02 07:38:32
  Day or daylight? by Khaar2010-03-02 06:56:23
    Day. by RetiQlum22010-03-02 07:27:33
      So the axis being changed was a side-effect? by Khaar2010-03-02 07:37:50
        Sort of. by RetiQlum22010-03-02 08:29:40
          but where will Teh Ebil go? ;-) (n/t) by morenna2010-03-02 09:20:43
          No axis? by Khaar2010-03-02 09:04:13
            It's wobbling? I think. Hard to understand the a by bwkaz2010-03-02 09:17:06
              Hasn't it been wobbling the whole time? (n/t) by Khaar2010-03-02 09:24:50
              Of course...journalist trying to translate science by Stuka2010-03-02 09:20:32
                Yep. North-South axis != rotational axis by morenna2010-03-02 09:28:27
          Someone better tell the Russians! by kahuana2010-03-02 08:45:58
    Also... by Khaar2010-03-02 06:57:48
  It's worth a try by davydd2010-03-02 05:51:14
    that means by SnYpEr2010-03-02 06:07:46
      Nope that means that it will have lost by Spisefisken2010-03-02 06:27:29
        You both did the math wrong: by RetiQlum22010-03-02 07:33:36
        Well. With my luck, I will probably lose .... by aix tom2010-03-02 06:42:18
      Awwww by aprylmae2010-03-02 06:09:26
        Soon to be 7 months by SnYpEr2010-03-02 06:21:31
          It is so worth it. by aprylmae2010-03-02 06:40:32
            I agree by SnYpEr2010-03-02 08:09:49
              You will by aprylmae2010-03-02 08:28:24
                If it was a girl... by SnYpEr2010-03-02 08:56:49
Hmm, what should i have for lunch by confused.brit2010-03-02 05:17:20
  hmmm by aprylmae2010-03-02 05:49:44
  Bacon ? (n/t) by Cokish2010-03-02 05:37:17
    We haz no bacon, Elder ate it all again. by confused.brit2010-03-02 05:39:26
      Any Smoked Ham ? by Cokish2010-03-02 07:23:37
I may give STO a try this weekend. by hactar the uhhh2010-03-02 05:11:17
  Friend of mine was beta tester and from what I by Classic_Jon2010-03-02 07:28:07
  If it had a free trial I might give it a try by DesertRat662010-03-02 06:49:50
    let me check when I get to work by corwin172010-03-02 07:57:47
  I've been thinking of trying it. by aprylmae2010-03-02 06:10:39
    as far as I can tell, no. by Freakazoid2010-03-02 06:28:32
      hmmmmm by aprylmae2010-03-02 06:41:25
        There are also 5 or 10 day invites by Menetlaus2010-03-02 06:53:23
  Questions: by hactar the uhhh2010-03-02 06:00:06
    Some answers by Menetlaus2010-03-02 07:29:36
      yeah, about the "servers" by Freakazoid2010-03-02 07:41:26
    well pretty much everyone starts with a miranda by Freakazoid2010-03-02 06:15:54
      Thank you! by hactar the uhhh2010-03-02 06:55:34
        bit of advice if you choose to play the game by Freakazoid2010-03-02 07:44:08
          Bit of ship advice by Menetlaus2010-03-02 10:08:59
            resillant shields are also quite good by Freakazoid2010-03-02 12:02:36
  Is it free to play, or how does that work? (n/t) by klar_at_work2010-03-02 05:53:08
    standard MMO, pay for game by Freakazoid2010-03-02 06:07:56
      Sadly, ^^THAT is why I won't play it by corwin172010-03-02 08:03:29
  Firehawk does. See below :P (n/t) by confused.brit2010-03-02 05:12:22
    Also, it seems sibling plays so i could possibly by confused.brit2010-03-02 05:13:13
Ha! Finally! by aix tom2010-03-02 05:04:44
I ACED IT! by oedlan2010-03-02 04:30:09
  Congarats! (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-03-02 07:15:14
  CEO is busy by oedlan2010-03-02 06:45:57
    ^ More ^ Info ^ (n/t) by oedlan2010-03-02 07:23:01
      Even more info Here! by oedlan2010-03-02 09:05:47
  You rock! by Hieraco2010-03-02 06:26:56
  SuperGreen! by shargo2010-03-02 06:24:44
  *gives oedlan a W00T* \o/ (n/t) by jpprater2010-03-02 06:07:47
  Good job!! by schwing12010-03-02 06:04:27
  Congrabulashuns! :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2010-03-02 05:32:22
  congrats! (n/t) by morenna2010-03-02 05:22:17
  WOOOOOOOOOOO! by aprylmae2010-03-02 05:06:56
    *looks at earlier post* by aprylmae2010-03-02 05:10:51
  Congrats. The good luck vibes have helped then. by davydd2010-03-02 05:00:17
  [Corbin Dallas] Cool. [/Corbin Dallas] (n/t) by evil_minion2010-03-02 04:51:05
  Yay you!!! (n/t) by rogue19712010-03-02 04:45:52
  Yay! Lots of dancing rodents! (n/t) by vectorz2010-03-02 04:45:05
  \0/ by confused.brit2010-03-02 04:44:35
    /o/ by imWACC02010-03-02 05:09:02
      /o/ by schwing12010-03-02 06:03:54
        \o\ by Klymer2010-03-02 06:13:16
          /o/ by oedlan2010-03-02 06:48:40
  Congratulations! by Treehugger2010-03-02 04:41:21
  Grattis by Spisefisken2010-03-02 04:39:47
  w00t! by Klymer2010-03-02 04:39:20
  Congratz!!! (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2010-03-02 04:35:41
W:ET Bar by AndyA2010-03-02 04:00:01
Not Invented Here by jpprater2010-03-02 03:03:45
Back from interview... by oedlan2010-03-02 02:07:54
  *sends good vibes* by inkey2010-03-02 03:53:59
  *packs package of vibes* by Klymer2010-03-02 03:24:29
  *job-getting prayers for oedlan* (n/t) by jpprater2010-03-02 03:04:49
  *sends lucky vibes* (n/t) by oot2010-03-02 02:37:50
Photos for Feb have been posted to Blog by UF_DPC2010-03-02 01:30:51
  Thought I had 'till Wednesday? by Asfrith2010-03-02 01:56:41
    whoops, my bad by Hieraco2010-03-02 02:14:33
      I worked twelve hours yesterday by Asfrith2010-03-02 02:31:54
    I'm sure your pics will be added if you send them by davydd2010-03-02 02:01:30
  Impressive standard we achieved by davydd2010-03-02 01:46:54
    Wonder why my name wasn't on mine. by vampire2010-03-02 06:21:11
      They are listed as vampire77 by Hieraco2010-03-02 07:30:50
        I didn't see it, I'll look again. by vampire2010-03-02 07:32:20
          they are alphabetical by Hieraco2010-03-02 08:33:37
I've never heard of a cat acting like this. But by taitano2010-03-02 01:12:37
Thieves! (Just back from the bank, obviously.) by Khaar2010-03-02 00:55:27
  This is why I am a Credit Union member. by SouthpawPL2010-03-02 09:06:55
  They have way too much power by Purest2010-03-02 03:59:54
    Recently a bank introduced by davydd2010-03-02 04:07:37
      Threadjack - Forced to Open? by logrusweaver2010-03-02 07:01:03
Repost: Two Lieutenant Commanders and a n00b Lieuy by firehawk2010-03-02 00:48:00
  Oi! don't forget "shore leave" by robertltux2010-03-02 04:33:33
  I have a Legend in War of Legends by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:59:11
    I'll bet my disruptor cannons could help. :) (n/t) by firehawk2010-03-02 01:25:28
      A flyover would be nice by Treehugger2010-03-02 01:30:44
        Nothing says, "Hello, friend!" like a little CAS (n/t) by SnArL2010-03-02 07:36:32
  Technical note... by firehawk2010-03-02 00:52:55
    I like the graphics controls in STO by Menetlaus2010-03-02 06:46:53
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2010-03-02 00:30:01
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2010-03-02 00:28:00
  What will be the first regular route for the A380? (n/t) by vectorz2010-03-02 00:47:58
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2010-03-02 00:27:00
  Slept well. (n/t) by vetitice2010-03-02 12:35:14
  Remember Mt. St. Helens? by SouthpawPL2010-03-02 09:02:06
  Can't be answered by MatthewDBA2010-03-02 07:55:36
  Drank enough to kill an entire clan of dwarves. by RetiQlum22010-03-02 07:12:59
  Can't remember, but I'm pretty sure Carter was by evil_minion2010-03-02 04:53:50
  Shot bBambi Bambi's Dad AND Bambi;s mom. (n/t) by joecrouse2010-03-02 03:16:14
  Launched rockets. (n/t) by raptor_872010-03-02 02:54:26
  Wielded silly weapons, wearing crazy clothes. by Ascag2010-03-02 02:39:33
  Tested some outdoor gear and took my new tent for by taitano2010-03-02 01:35:46
  Proposed to HieracoSo and she accepted by Hieraco2010-03-02 01:05:20
    Heey... I should try that.. =) by EnzoMatrix2010-03-02 01:40:37
  Got wasted on beer and absinthe. by vectorz2010-03-02 00:45:50
    And caught worms! 111 worms! by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:59:52
    you should leave out the "camping" next time (n/t) by Klymer2010-03-02 00:47:38
  had a hangover in the morning... (n/t) by Klymer2010-03-02 00:45:40
  Had a burping contest by Divide By Zero2010-03-02 00:45:07
  sat around lots as I could hardly walk at the time (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-03-02 00:32:12
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:17:07
  ATTN: Treehugger by vampire2010-03-02 06:17:28
    I have now... by Treehugger2010-03-02 06:25:50
      Awww, thanks. Was that what you were looking for? (n/t) by vampire2010-03-02 07:33:12
  Morning by aprylmae2010-03-02 06:03:42
    *serves wide mug of BAS* by Treehugger2010-03-02 06:07:29
  One gallon of BAS on an IV drain, please. by Asfrith2010-03-02 02:36:34
    *Hooks up the BAS IV* by Treehugger2010-03-02 02:41:30
  Morning! by hollyberry792010-03-02 02:01:44
    You can recite "Spring has Sprung" by Treehugger2010-03-02 02:03:53
      River Severn by hollyberry792010-03-02 02:07:41
        Oh yus. The big river. My Geography A level by Treehugger2010-03-02 02:16:09
          Yep, that's the one I know too... by Purest2010-03-02 04:03:45
  *eats sgrunt's hot choc mug* by firehawk2010-03-02 00:51:12
    hmmm. Ok, I'll let you off this time by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:57:57
      Yes, mistress. by firehawk2010-03-02 01:27:01
        Good boy by Treehugger2010-03-02 01:27:51
  *shambles in* by firehawk2010-03-02 00:50:04
    *serves sleepy time tea and the big hammer* by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:56:24
      *slurp* CLONK! Night night. :) by firehawk2010-03-02 01:27:43
        *drags firehawk away by a foot to the bunks* by Treehugger2010-03-02 01:31:15
  Good morning by davydd2010-03-02 00:35:57
    Not blazing hot sun and clear blue skies? by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:38:07
      Aaaah, BAS by davydd2010-03-02 00:45:28
        *saunters out of the kitchen with large platter* by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:55:58
  grmbl feh ptui. by themadkansan2010-03-02 00:31:55
    Aw bless. by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:33:30
  morning by Klymer2010-03-02 00:26:54
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:33:02
      well, that's what some people do for a living by Klymer2010-03-02 00:37:21
        Lol. Amoeba Cats. by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:38:46
          it is a matter of perspective... (n/t) by Klymer2010-03-02 00:40:25
  Good morning by vectorz2010-03-02 00:25:20
    *serves GA and clever toe warming gel* by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:32:21
      *wiggles cleverly warmed toes* by vectorz2010-03-02 00:45:10
        heretic by Klymer2010-03-02 00:47:01
          They swoosh in your mind by Treehugger2010-03-02 00:54:21
Re. QC: *snerk* :-) by Snate2010-03-02 00:10:05
  fifteen minutes, and they were in the dishwasher? (n/t) by postaljohn2010-03-02 03:48:16
  Yeah, I agree! by Asfrith2010-03-02 02:35:11
    I guess so. He seems to be looking at us, though. (n/t) by NDwight2010-03-02 07:11:04
      Yeah, in my mind he is looking at us and saying by Snate2010-03-02 09:03:12
Translations by Nea2010-03-02 00:01:02
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2010-03-02 00:00:01
  ThePopedrankfiftycentsnearandromedawiththehelpofje by Hieraco2010-03-02 00:01:42
    How do you drink 50c? by confused.brit2010-03-02 04:43:49
      behold the power of the pope! by Klymer2010-03-02 04:46:51
        hopefully noone asked him for change? (n/t) by SnYpEr2010-03-02 06:14:24

 

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