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Strip for Feb 22, 2010
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*bzoink* by taitano2010-02-23 00:13:21
Oops. Sorta kitty question. by callithrix2010-02-22 23:16:32
  You let it go .. somewhere where kitty cant get it by LilDragon2010-02-22 23:26:14
    You were right! by callithrix2010-02-22 23:29:31
Re. Sandra and Woo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by Snate2010-02-22 22:16:41
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2010-02-22 22:00:01
It's just sooo hard by Clovis Man2010-02-22 21:57:28
Question: by RetiQlum22010-02-22 21:44:23
  I'd say yes. by hadji2010-02-22 21:52:03
    A few comics later she's talking about... by RetiQlum22010-02-22 21:57:39
Announcement by joresgump2010-02-22 19:44:49
  And with this, it's TTGTB by joresgump2010-02-22 19:45:25
Ooo! Look! by ChuCKAB2010-02-22 19:32:17
  I... It's the Halley Comet! by joresgump2010-02-22 19:33:55
*speechless* ... by PeKaJe2010-02-22 18:12:04
  Bean him in the back of the head with a snowball by Hieraco2010-02-22 22:14:42
  Maybe a fellow Insomniac? by InTrinsiC2010-02-22 18:16:38
Uficle: Win 7 Backup / Restore question by Blindman2010-02-22 17:34:21
  and speaking of windows7 (attn: UFical) by Hieraco2010-02-22 17:51:18
    Windows 7 Start Menu Customisation by flirkann2010-02-22 23:42:02
      Or turn UAC the f4 off... by TranceWarp2010-02-24 14:36:27
      Or turn UAC the f4 off... by TranceWarp2010-02-24 14:27:37
    Hmm, need to do that myself...will tinker later... (n/t) by Flirkann2010-02-22 20:02:51
    I likes Black Box by UGuardian2010-02-22 18:49:44
    Make your own folder with the organization that by Blindman2010-02-22 18:13:27
    customization bad. by themadkansan2010-02-22 17:53:46
  in theory? yes by Freakazoid2010-02-22 17:43:18
Here's one for you: by veran2010-02-22 17:32:14
and to add insult to injury by voxwoman2010-02-22 17:19:26
  ...faks? vhat iss zis 'faks' yu ar speakink off? by themadkansan2010-02-22 17:30:28
    not when I have to type a bloody by voxwoman2010-02-22 18:39:42
      ...that's beancounting at work. by themadkansan2010-02-22 19:06:12
      um .. by LilDragon2010-02-22 19:05:14
        getting the copy from the scanner by voxwoman2010-02-23 05:16:27
        kinda what I was thinking by themadkansan2010-02-22 19:07:15
MR: "I'm going to the store do you want anything?" by rogue19712010-02-22 17:17:22
  Awwwww by AprylMae2010-02-22 19:36:52
  not only that but she bought ME a pop by rogue19712010-02-22 17:23:30
    That is wonderful. That sort of thing happening i by magpie492010-02-22 18:56:08
    noice :P by leejam2010-02-22 17:32:19
      yes soda/pop/coke/soft drink by rogue19712010-02-22 17:34:29
Ooooooookay... by UGuardian2010-02-22 17:03:44
  Well, that tells you one of three things. by RetiQlum22010-02-22 19:25:15
    Answers: by UGuardian2010-02-22 19:55:46
      Mmmm... no, you're reading the docs wrong. :-) by bwkaz2010-02-22 21:11:26
      Does it take 40 seconds to execute? (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-02-22 20:23:37
  Time machine! by joresgump2010-02-22 18:53:03
    It's just a step to the left... (n/t) by UGuardian2010-02-22 19:02:14
      *tentatively* and a step to the right? (n/t) by joresgump2010-02-22 19:22:22
1000 mile commute by joecrouse2010-02-22 16:38:19
  My co-worker's wife traveled 600 mile one way by NDwight2010-02-22 18:48:27
  eh! fly-in-fly-out mine-site workers in West Oz by LilDragon2010-02-22 17:52:07
  That's not a new thing. by RetiQlum22010-02-22 17:18:46
  No makey sense... by InTrinsiC2010-02-22 17:14:24
    Ohhh, I see, he stays there for a week by InTrinsiC2010-02-22 17:15:35
I am working on Web 3.0 by dennismv2010-02-22 16:27:18
  I thought it was web 3.11 next :) (n/t) by Freakazoid2010-02-22 18:45:09
    I thought it was the Web Beta by joresgump2010-02-22 18:55:38
  I don't know what it is and what it's good for by joresgump2010-02-22 16:56:07
UFie Meet in La Vergne (Nashville area) -- 3/20 by carthax2010-02-22 16:16:46
  Will swing by, if I'm in town. (n/t) by Nashville2010-02-23 10:59:07
  ufie meet tip ;) post a tlp in your diary.. by Garrinka2010-02-22 16:51:52
    It's a Saturday... Can't you get back by Sunday by carthax2010-02-22 17:53:33
      aye but its the 8 hour drive *down* ;) by Garrinka2010-02-22 18:01:46
hey baby, how big is your warp drive? ;) by Garrinka2010-02-22 16:13:48
  ♫Tek Jansen, Alpha Squad 7, ♫ by toysbfun2010-02-22 18:01:47
  Gaila? Surely they are not talking about by Peace_Man2010-02-22 16:46:14
    Jinx!! You owe me... by Sharku2010-02-22 16:47:54
      D'oh! That'll teach me. by Peace_Man2010-02-22 17:04:58
  To each their kink I guess... by Sharku2010-02-22 16:35:10
    I think they mean this Gaila by Snate2010-02-22 16:39:29
  Curse you, another time sink to add to my list. (n/t) by joecrouse2010-02-22 16:31:20
    hey at least its not as big as asylumantics .. by Garrinka2010-02-22 16:36:04
  "So hard we'd never find the little black box" ... by subbywan2010-02-22 16:20:52
I hate my job today by sonja2010-02-22 16:13:22
  90 hours a fortnight? by the_diggity2010-02-22 21:25:18
    9hrs/workday would be pleasant by DesiredUsername2010-02-22 23:19:28
  Today!? by InTrinsiC2010-02-22 18:27:31
  preachin to the choir, hon! by voxwoman2010-02-22 17:17:19
    I hear you there by sonja2010-02-22 17:20:40
      nope! more money! by themadkansan2010-02-22 17:34:19
  {{{{{sonja }}}}} by Garrinka2010-02-22 16:30:48
    thanks by sonja2010-02-22 16:56:54
Article: Digital video still far from perfect by Snate2010-02-22 15:42:47
Linux Sockets - read-only on boot? by CyberKnight2010-02-22 15:34:06
  W.A.G. - umask changes? by bobmon2010-02-22 15:45:56
    Really? by CyberKnight2010-02-22 17:23:08
      I believe init sets a default umask of 022, which by bwkaz2010-02-22 20:48:24
Why don't they make cartoons like this any more? by SnArL2010-02-22 14:53:39
  Ahh yes by InTrinsiC2010-02-22 22:32:16
  Scary cartoons. by subbywan2010-02-22 15:59:57
    never mind, 2nd try got it (n/t) by dennismv2010-02-22 16:32:44
    No videos found for “donald duck hitler” (n/t) by dennismv2010-02-22 16:32:16
  I love that one. (n/t) by Silverfire2010-02-22 15:15:53
  That is the best Looney Tunes episode! by thejugglingking2010-02-22 15:10:26
  "think of the children" by themadkansan2010-02-22 14:59:42
  Because they are violent and un-PC? (n/t) by veran2010-02-22 14:57:59
    We survived it, didn't we? by Khaar2010-02-22 20:53:28
    So is South Park (n/t) by UGuardian2010-02-22 15:03:50
      South Park isn't made for kids. by themadkansan2010-02-22 15:07:55
        My point was the latter; by UGuardian2010-02-22 15:12:57
          Writing stuff that everyone can enjoy takes talent by themadkansan2010-02-22 15:14:29
            Exactly (n/t) by UGuardian2010-02-22 15:19:40
              not to mention running afoul of by themadkansan2010-02-22 15:23:18
                I'm always amazed people pay them attention by UGuardian2010-02-22 15:26:07
                  Normal people - twice. by AndyA2010-02-22 15:52:25
Mmmmmm. Cake. (n/t) by vetitice2010-02-22 14:40:48
If grandpa can't remember your name... by SnArL2010-02-22 14:20:23
  Watch out! by DesertRat662010-02-22 14:33:02
    then order him a milkshake! :) (n/t) by NDwight2010-02-22 14:57:37
New Political Election Ad model: by subbywan2010-02-22 14:05:55
  That's not the "model" I had in mind. (n/t) by Sandhog2010-02-22 15:06:41
  That sounds ugly! by Peace_Man2010-02-22 14:28:33
    "...people who most want to rule people, are ipso by InTrinsiC2010-02-22 14:56:58
    Only 1 negative ad by subbywan2010-02-22 14:30:04
      *sigh* by Peace_Man2010-02-22 14:46:24
        That's only because the letter of the law tend by subbywan2010-02-22 14:49:11
          You have a very good point there. by Peace_Man2010-02-22 15:06:35
            Sad, but true. by subbywan2010-02-22 15:13:02
              Hmph. Rights are meaningless. by Peace_Man2010-02-22 15:39:56
                not totally. by subbywan2010-02-22 15:52:23
  Will never work. Opposing PAC will disqualify all by NDwight2010-02-22 14:17:54
    Yep. until they started instituting penalties by subbywan2010-02-22 14:22:30
    Sounds like a plan. (n/t) by vetitice2010-02-22 14:18:19
Anyone here got an account with graphicriver.net? by Bonzo2010-02-22 14:01:19
The economy is SO BAD... by SnArL2010-02-22 13:55:26
  I read a report a while back about by DesertRat662010-02-22 13:58:58
    Capitalism always wins. by veran2010-02-22 14:02:47
I tried checking out a girl's rear the other day. by toysbfun2010-02-22 13:54:03
  You know: by veran2010-02-22 18:19:54
    Exploring's part of the fun. by Flirkann2010-02-22 20:06:13
  *facepalm* (n/t) by quilting_kitty2010-02-22 16:53:58
    Yeah, that was about my reaction too. by toysbfun2010-02-22 17:58:24
My mind, it is blown by SnArL2010-02-22 13:44:02
  Buahahaha! by RetiQlum22010-02-22 14:10:58
    What I also found amusing was by DesertRat662010-02-22 14:18:46
      Flinching is a Zionist conspiracy! by SnArL2010-02-22 14:24:10
        Better than feltching ... (n/t) by subbywan2010-02-22 14:25:45
    Duct?? I thought it was duck tape! by subbywan2010-02-22 14:12:10
      Rabbit tape! (n/t) by DesertRat662010-02-22 14:19:37
        Duck Tape! (n/t) by Snate2010-02-22 14:20:02
          Rabbit Tape! by DesertRat662010-02-22 14:28:01
            Bunnies! (n/t) by subbywan2010-02-22 14:30:19
              FWOOSH! (n/t) by DesertRat662010-02-22 14:34:14
                "At least the bunnies are on fire"</Mac> (n/t) by subbywan2010-02-22 14:37:56
  Tinfoil hat moment: about 5 seconds. by veran2010-02-22 14:04:57
  I had no idea by DesertRat662010-02-22 13:56:46
    Dude, where have you been? by SnArL2010-02-22 13:57:32
      Think I quit visiting that half by DesertRat662010-02-22 14:00:25
  O_o - a company that makes IED's?? by subbywan2010-02-22 13:45:48
    Aren't there companies of improv comics? by kahuana2010-02-22 15:45:13
    They don't seem to credit the locals with any kind by sonja2010-02-22 14:35:15
      Grenade, String, C-Ration Can by DesertRat662010-02-22 14:39:28
        Or a Jumping Jack mine by sonja2010-02-22 15:10:43
          Far more effective to disable a soldier than kill by subbywan2010-02-22 15:37:49
          Yeah, our troops called them 'Bouncing Betty's by SouthpawPL2010-02-22 15:14:27
        String? by SnArL2010-02-22 14:42:22
          When was the last time the US Army issued C-rats. (n/t) by joecrouse2010-02-22 16:07:59
          Another variation by DesertRat662010-02-22 14:46:12
            Oh, I see (n/t) by SnArL2010-02-22 14:50:47
    I can't even read more than 3 paragraphs of this by voxwoman2010-02-22 13:53:54
      Uh, no. There are no insurgents. by Sharku2010-02-22 13:59:51
        Yeah and all of their agents by DesertRat662010-02-22 14:03:46
          The Jewish Hammer... (n/t) by subbywan2010-02-22 14:06:21
      Consider the source, Vox by bitflipper2010-02-22 13:59:17
    I've stolen this quote... by SnArL2010-02-22 13:53:10
OT: Ahhh, the camping arc. by toysbfun2010-02-22 13:31:17
I Want This Book! by MatthewDBA2010-02-22 13:16:13
  Sounds like the script book for every by corwin172010-02-22 13:19:47
Joe Stack's suicide note, translated: by SnArL2010-02-22 11:26:45
  I know exactly how he feels by joecrouse2010-02-22 12:41:02
    Yeah, boo-f4ing-hoo by SnArL2010-02-22 12:45:13
      He was an idiot for a long long time by voxwoman2010-02-22 13:49:02
        The last point is arguable by PeKaJe2010-02-22 14:27:22
      I said empathize not sympathize. (n/t) by vampire2010-02-22 13:23:20
        Oh woops you were responding to joe. by vampire2010-02-22 13:25:14
          However, upon further reading joe was not by vampire2010-02-22 13:29:20
            I Mind paying my taxes by joecrouse2010-02-22 13:33:33
      Because hey, as long as you only steal from the by hobbs2010-02-22 13:12:05
      I disagree with the whole income Tax by joecrouse2010-02-22 13:01:21
        So if we don't pay taxes... by Sandhog2010-02-22 15:24:48
        That's nice by SnArL2010-02-22 13:03:42
          I think you missed his point... by subbywan2010-02-22 13:13:43
            See, and here's where I irritate a bunch of people by SnArL2010-02-22 13:19:57
              There are still taxes. Just not personal ones. by subbywan2010-02-22 13:21:20
                Who would pass those costs on to the consumer by SnArL2010-02-22 13:27:20
                  yes and no. by subbywan2010-02-22 13:31:14
                    OR they'd try to duck the taxes by SnArL2010-02-22 13:36:25
                      Of course they will. by subbywan2010-02-22 13:38:50
                        And this is the problem with flat taxes. by firehawk2010-02-22 13:49:07
                          That seems like a largely fair idea. by subbywan2010-02-22 13:54:22
                            There lies the problem with it. by firehawk2010-02-22 14:24:42
                              Easily fixed that. by subbywan2010-02-22 14:29:15
                                But you've just neatly resurrected the IRS. by firehawk2010-02-22 15:16:32
                                I never wanted to get rid of the IRS. by subbywan2010-02-22 15:23:04
                And if they had to lift the entire tax burden ... by PeKaJe2010-02-22 13:26:43
                  They'd try to go overseas by subbywan2010-02-22 13:32:46
                    Don't be too sure of that ... (n/t) by PeKaJe2010-02-22 13:37:32
                      Why not? by subbywan2010-02-22 13:39:50
  But he's a hero! How dare they. (n/t) by vetitice2010-02-22 12:38:45
  It's not funny! by jdelphiki2010-02-22 12:33:02
    exactly (n/t) by aprylmae2010-02-22 12:37:31
  *tries not to laugh* by aprylmae2010-02-22 11:47:19
  *snerk* by corwin172010-02-22 11:36:15
    I can to some extent empathize with how he feels. by vampire2010-02-22 12:24:52
*SPITTAKE* by SnArL2010-02-22 11:20:55
Next 3D movie i'm going to want to watch by confused.brit2010-02-22 11:15:06
  Please, $deity no Jar Jar by imWACC02010-02-22 13:50:58
    I would TOTALLY take 3D JarJar by subbywan2010-02-22 13:56:16
  hmm... wonder if this follows the Tron 2 by Freakazoid2010-02-22 12:10:07
  Is that what the movie is going to be about? by jms2010-02-22 12:08:06
  And have you seen the teaser trailer? (n/t) by kelli2172010-02-22 11:39:53
    Ooooh, i thought it was too soon for one by confused.brit2010-02-22 11:40:56
      :D by confused.brit2010-02-22 11:45:05
      Try this link: by kelli2172010-02-22 11:43:50
        *stabs site* by Freakazoid2010-02-22 12:11:34
          Youtube, to the rescue by veran2010-02-22 12:33:28
            already watched it :) by Freakazoid2010-02-22 12:43:35
              3D gives me a migrane. by SnArL2010-02-22 12:45:52
                Silly SnArL. You need 4D. by firehawk2010-02-22 13:41:03
          I must be misunderstanding what a 'link' is. (n/t) by kelli2172010-02-22 12:23:31
            it's nothing you did by Freakazoid2010-02-22 12:30:57
  Release date December 2010. (n/t) by confused.brit2010-02-22 11:15:38
Ordnance Corner for UFies by DesertRat662010-02-22 10:24:35
  A silent killer! by SnArL2010-02-22 11:08:33
    IDGI by imWACC02010-02-22 12:27:31
      it's a shell-catcher. by themadkansan2010-02-22 15:10:27
        No, that part I get by imWACC02010-02-22 17:00:38
          camo paint costs money. by themadkansan2010-02-22 17:37:26
            That's a good point too (n/t) by imWACC02010-02-22 17:51:11
        Interesting episode of CSI. (n/t) by pas512010-02-22 15:17:50
    Looks like it'd be hard to move. (n/t) by vampire2010-02-22 11:30:12
  Biathlon as you've never seen it before by DesertRat662010-02-22 10:47:55
    I wonder what kind of controls they have by tallastro2010-02-22 11:02:28
      Life-time ban? Prison time? :P (n/t) by subbywan2010-02-22 11:03:41
        Post event consequence is not control. by tallastro2010-02-22 11:12:14
          For most people it is. by subbywan2010-02-22 11:23:21
    I'd compete in that! (n/t) by subbywan2010-02-22 10:51:04
  Possibly a repost, but amusing nonetheless: by SnArL2010-02-22 10:36:25
  Latest from Oleg Volk by DesertRat662010-02-22 10:32:45
    I want a green laser! I just don't like the cost by techi8702010-02-22 11:25:32
  How Many Handguns Do You Need? by DesertRat662010-02-22 10:29:31
    One less than my wife has pairs of shoes. by VivianC2010-02-22 14:43:19
    ...*all* of them. (n/t) by toysbfun2010-02-22 12:55:24
    One for each hand, I suppose. by veran2010-02-22 11:49:59
    I think it would better to try and answer the by vampire2010-02-22 11:08:18
      That would be unanswerable by DesertRat662010-02-22 11:18:24
        Which is why I said "minimum". (n/t) by vampire2010-02-22 11:26:22
          Correct by DesertRat662010-02-22 11:28:33
      Different modes of dress and temperature by Classic_Jon2010-02-22 11:16:51
        I concur, I said 2 to 4 with non CC states in mind (n/t) by vampire2010-02-22 11:27:24
        Or shoes if you're a woman by DesertRat662010-02-22 11:19:26
    Seems to fit my basic definition of "enough". by tallastro2010-02-22 11:08:00
    I agree with the answer, but I think it's based by subbywan2010-02-22 10:42:08
  Rare gun store find by DesertRat662010-02-22 10:29:03
    ... that's where I live. by McNutcase2010-02-22 13:09:55
  The violence loving Brady Campaign by DesertRat662010-02-22 10:28:27
    Utah has mormons. by veran2010-02-22 11:44:23
      California has mormons too by DesertRat662010-02-22 11:46:38
        I'm guessing it is moreso than California by veran2010-02-22 11:56:40
  D.C. Restrictions on Civil Rights Go Back to Court by DesertRat662010-02-22 10:26:54
    Personally, I think that they should set up D.C. by Classic_Jon2010-02-22 10:44:51
      So... by kelli2172010-02-22 12:20:56
        Don't knock anything down. by VivianC2010-02-22 14:45:02
        Knock down? No. Re-purpose. by subbywan2010-02-22 12:38:13
          Re-purpose to what? Free enterprise is banned. by kelli2172010-02-22 15:48:14
            To Federal use. by subbywan2010-02-22 15:49:45
              Okay. by kelli2172010-02-22 16:27:44
                Because eventually, whichever state got it by subbywan2010-02-22 16:52:45
        Why botehr knocking anything down? by veran2010-02-22 12:26:09
      Agreed. by subbywan2010-02-22 10:47:15
        That would indeed be interesting. by veran2010-02-22 11:40:26
          A limited version, yes. by subbywan2010-02-22 11:43:53
            Ban free enterprise in the nation's capital? by kelli2172010-02-22 12:21:48
              Yep. by subbywan2010-02-22 12:25:14
                There you go! by Stuka2010-02-22 12:44:58
                  Un-Reconstructed?? by subbywan2010-02-22 12:46:31
                    No! by Stuka2010-02-22 12:56:47
                      *holds up both hands* by subbywan2010-02-22 13:01:16
                        Umm...I'll pass, thanks. (n/t) by Stuka2010-02-22 13:16:15
pretty dolphins! by aprylmae2010-02-22 10:15:24
no new mows? by joresgump2010-02-22 10:07:03
  not for a while by Hieraco2010-02-22 11:04:16
Speaking of the big blue room... by chanceslost2010-02-22 10:05:53
Need an organ transplant? Print one by subbywan2010-02-22 10:01:22
  Didn't Popular Science predict this? by Eboreg2010-02-22 14:49:54
    Popular Science has predicted a lot of stuff by vetitice2010-02-22 14:50:44
  Ooooo...yummy! by firehawk2010-02-22 13:42:16
    This calls to mind by pas512010-02-22 14:39:00
    If they can progress to bodies by subbywan2010-02-22 13:47:46
  Shades of 'The Fifth Element'! by SouthpawPL2010-02-22 12:05:27
  If today was Friday, I'd expect to see the comment by corwin172010-02-22 10:56:12
  Read about something like that... by jdelphiki2010-02-22 10:24:08
    You already get 3D printer. fabrication shops by subbywan2010-02-22 10:27:55
  I love one of the comments: by vetitice2010-02-22 10:06:59
From the Linux Fortune Cookie app by radiowave9112010-02-22 09:36:45
  *snerk* (n/t) by Snate2010-02-22 09:44:07
  Yeah, that should scare anyone. *chuckle* (n/t) by vampire2010-02-22 09:43:44
Monday Morning Zombie Club. by joresgump2010-02-22 09:06:29
  I see the world and I see by sgrunt2010-02-22 09:49:53
    I see the world and I see by joresgump2010-02-22 10:13:04
      I see the world and I see by pas512010-02-22 10:32:16
        I see the world and I see by firehawk2010-02-22 13:43:04
          *rams the Death Star into firehawk's stomach* by Eboreg2010-02-22 15:00:00
            That's no moon. by firehawk2010-02-22 15:18:03
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2010-02-22 09:00:02
ATTN: rogue1971 by corwin172010-02-22 08:53:48
  Yeah, yeah. Enjoy the victory while you can. by Peace_Man2010-02-22 16:52:45
  Wasn't it 5-3, in the USA's favor? by aprylmae2010-02-22 08:59:23
    I want the US goalie examined for an extra arm. by techi8702010-02-22 12:10:00
    Meanies :-) by vdp2010-02-22 09:42:47
      Exactly why I'm not talking any crap. by firehawk2010-02-22 13:45:22
      You could be gracious about it by voxwoman2010-02-22 11:14:54
        I had no idea the win was so rare by vdp2010-02-22 12:27:08
          The last time the US beat the Canadians by voxwoman2010-02-22 13:40:58
      For the record ... by corwin172010-02-22 09:53:50
      nope by aprylmae2010-02-22 09:47:16
        I can rewrite the wikipedia entry :) (n/t) by joresgump2010-02-22 10:07:48
          you could by aprylmae2010-02-22 10:11:01
            like a cake. (n/t) by joresgump2010-02-22 10:12:27
Currently listening to: The Conet Project by Vidi2010-02-22 08:02:12
  Ee-ankh-ei. Hote-ell. Foax-troat. (n/t) by kelli2172010-02-22 08:28:14
Humans can cause volcanic eruptions? by veran2010-02-22 08:00:22
  Depends on how much chili did you eat. (n/t) by joresgump2010-02-22 09:07:28
  It's as much a volcanic eruption as by Peace_Man2010-02-22 08:47:43
    At least natural selection will be swift. by chanceslost2010-02-22 09:18:16
  I suppose it might be possible. by Khaar2010-02-22 08:27:52
    If they did instigate the eruption... by RetiQlum22010-02-22 08:39:23
  Audio on your link worked for me. Interesting (n/t) by NDwight2010-02-22 08:19:24
  Why not? by DesertRat662010-02-22 08:09:42
Guy demolishes own house by veran2010-02-22 07:53:48
  Hey it's better than burning it down by voxwoman2010-02-22 09:06:53
The people of Arizona seem a bit miffed: by veran2010-02-22 07:45:22
  As an Arizonan, I can say with authority... by firehawk2010-02-22 13:58:09
    I'd allow that. by veran2010-02-22 14:08:51
      Been reading Damnation Alley, have we? :) (n/t) by Sharku2010-02-22 15:59:07
  1. Loser pays court costs by PeKaJe2010-02-22 12:21:52
  If they plan to fight... by azander2010-02-22 11:13:23
  Doesn't strike me as abusive. by vectorz2010-02-22 08:29:50
    Here they ticket at 2 mph above by PeKaJe2010-02-22 12:16:56
      find me a car that is off by less than 3 MPH by joecrouse2010-02-22 13:48:47
        Bon appétit by PeKaJe2010-02-22 14:35:06
        We had a range rover that gave a rough estimate (n/t) by veran2010-02-22 14:23:53
    It's not about being abusive. by veran2010-02-22 12:11:47
    It all depends on the area by imrambi2010-02-22 08:50:16
      maybe the people driving 65-75 by aprylmae2010-02-22 08:53:48
        Go to California and if you are doing 65 by Classic_Jon2010-02-22 10:37:21
          I suspect that if limits were raised, by pas512010-02-22 11:04:39
            You got it in one :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-02-22 11:13:24
          He got a ticket for obyeing the law?! by vampire2010-02-22 10:57:24
            Yes (details inside) by DesertRat662010-02-22 11:11:08
              While I reliaze I am obligated to follow the local by vampire2010-02-22 11:15:00
                It makes sense from a certain point of view by DesertRat662010-02-22 11:38:11
                  Witness the firing en masse of a local Zoo Crew. by kelli2172010-02-22 12:06:03
            Not getting into the legal discussion, but.... by carthax2010-02-22 11:00:30
  They're doing it wrong. by Peace_Man2010-02-22 08:07:46
    It is about who is driving by DesertRat662010-02-22 10:22:37
      So ... you are saying that by Peace_Man2010-02-22 14:40:34
    w00t! Rental cars, here I come! by corwin172010-02-22 10:05:39
      no by aprylmae2010-02-22 10:18:23
        Not according to Peace_Man by corwin172010-02-22 10:50:07
          Of course the rental company is responsible by Peace_Man2010-02-22 15:12:37
      The bank still owns my car. Ticket them. (n/t) by VivianC2010-02-22 10:16:23
    So if someone steals my car I'm still responsible? by vampire2010-02-22 08:27:42
      Yes. And you fight it by presenting the report by kahuana2010-02-22 15:38:29
      Not if you report it stolen. (n/t) by techi8702010-02-22 08:36:30
        I go on vacation. I come back to find car stolen by vampire2010-02-22 09:40:37
          if you've just come back from vacation by aprylmae2010-02-22 09:45:15
            To the Courts, all that means is that by Classic_Jon2010-02-22 10:31:56
              The discussion isn't about someone... by Sharku2010-02-22 10:58:08
                I used stolen as an extreme example. by vampire2010-02-22 11:17:43
                The Red Herring is yours in this case, to be blunt by Classic_Jon2010-02-22 11:08:09
                  "let $random_person_you_know have access to it." by Sharku2010-02-22 12:23:55
                    Think about it, "access to" something does *not* by Classic_Jon2010-02-22 12:54:33
                      No, you're right about that. by Sharku2010-02-22 14:11:10
                        ok, I see where you are coming from about by Classic_Jon2010-02-22 15:03:59
                          If I can interject a comment here? by Peace_Man2010-02-22 15:31:51
      No, in that case you are not responsible. by Peace_Man2010-02-22 08:36:17
        What if you didn't yet know it was stolen? by RetiQlum22010-02-22 09:42:18
          I don't know about you. by Peace_Man2010-02-22 09:56:43
            nope 2 days here in MD by joecrouse2010-02-22 12:51:20
              That's a bit too greedy. Or needy, if you will. by Peace_Man2010-02-22 16:55:43
            What if your $sibling/Nephew made a copy of the by Classic_Jon2010-02-22 10:24:54
              That brings up my main objection by Stuka2010-02-22 13:28:45
                That's not what pursuit of happiness means. by vampire2010-02-22 13:31:49
                  Would you prefer this then? by Stuka2010-02-22 13:48:30
                    You have failed to convince me by Peace_Man2010-02-22 21:38:05
            ^this by aprylmae2010-02-22 10:02:50
              ^not this by corwin172010-02-22 10:09:34
                Doesn't make me think by aprylmae2010-02-22 10:13:00
                  Responsibility belongs squarely on the person by Twitchh2010-02-22 10:25:58
                    People being responsible for their own actions? by corwin172010-02-22 10:53:18
                    Pretty much sums up my feeling. by vampire2010-02-22 10:48:02
                      Whose responsibility is it? by Peace_Man2010-02-22 17:00:38
        Sorry but, I just don't feel your argument makes by vampire2010-02-22 09:37:10
          I'm sorry you feel that way. by Peace_Man2010-02-22 10:01:30
            Driving responsibly is driving at the speed of by joecrouse2010-02-22 12:50:20
              How so? by lenmear2010-02-22 15:36:04
            I NEVER said that. by vampire2010-02-22 10:46:11
              You have a problem with paying a fine by Peace_Man2010-02-22 17:11:22
See what I bought this weekend? by SnArL2010-02-22 07:45:04
  Atlas Reclined? (n/t) by VivianC2010-02-22 07:49:05
    *shrug* by SnArL2010-02-22 07:53:28
    Would you kindly sit down? (n/t) by vetitice2010-02-22 07:51:31
<Deleted><Deleted>2010-02-22 07:59:54
  Moderated for language in link by Nea2010-02-22 08:00:35
    Huh? by thecorellian2010-02-22 08:25:36
      ID9K, aka Indirectotron 9000. by Sharku2010-02-22 08:31:05
      ID9K by carthax2010-02-22 08:26:37
        OK, found it in the FAQ (n/t) by thecorellian2010-02-22 08:29:50
          Or if you have the UF firefox extension by AndyA2010-02-22 09:56:33
            Hey AndyA are you going to post the Duplicate Tab by Snate2010-02-22 11:13:59
              I wasn't planning to. by AndyA2010-02-22 12:09:32
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2010-02-22 07:25:00
got my check stub by aprylmae2010-02-22 07:24:05
  {{{{aprylmae}}} by oedlan2010-02-22 07:26:16
    lol by aprylmae2010-02-22 07:31:11
      thats why I love Canada by rogue19712010-02-22 07:37:27
        Not all employers top up the payments. by techi8702010-02-22 08:40:40
          well by aprylmae2010-02-22 08:46:32
Innovative, but stupid people by oedlan2010-02-22 07:12:35
  Sometimes things just need to get done by veran2010-02-22 07:19:04
Oh wow! That is a surprise! by confused.brit2010-02-22 07:12:31
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2010-02-22 06:56:30
"yank this as hard as you can" (n/t) by robertltux2010-02-22 06:32:21
  one of these days by aprylmae2010-02-22 07:16:25
  I caught some interesting things. by Hieraco2010-02-22 06:54:24
    They're supposed to be pets. by confused.brit2010-02-22 07:14:53
    hey those are freinds not food (n/t) by robertltux2010-02-22 07:14:20
      Except stinking dolphins! (n/t) by vetitice2010-02-22 07:34:35
  *YANK* (n/t) by oedlan2010-02-22 06:33:12
Owwwwww! by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:04:16
  *wraps aprylmae in bubble wrap* (n/t) by kelli2172010-02-22 08:07:32
    pop by joresgump2010-02-22 09:09:25
    Thanks! by aprylmae2010-02-22 08:50:25
  {{{AprylMae}}} (n/t) by oot2010-02-22 06:56:49
    {{{oot}}} thanks. (n/t) by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:59:43
  Ow. Can sympathize. by esbita2010-02-22 06:38:20
    Ouchies! by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:59:20
  Gorammit! by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:30:31
  For those achey joints by imrambi2010-02-22 06:29:15
    But my fish don't squeak! by vetitice2010-02-22 07:44:02
      No, No, since fish don't squeak, they are ideal! by NDwight2010-02-22 09:23:27
  you need to reboot your day. (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-02-22 06:18:39
    Yes, I do. by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:22:14
      not friday , not friday... wow I got gutter mind by tesla_koil2010-02-22 06:33:31
  as a whole, this day sucks by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:11:45
    {{{aprylmae}}} I have had an OK morning so far... (n/t) by NDwight2010-02-22 06:13:43
      {{{NDwight}}} That's good. Mondays need to go good by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:17:24
  *a truck pulls up playing "Yakety Sax"* by hactar the uhhh2010-02-22 06:07:25
    thanks, I need it (n/t) by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:13:07
well that was almost a disaster by Freakazoid2010-02-22 06:03:07
  That's why I have atleast two ot three keys with m by Electric Storm2010-02-22 13:30:55
    ya, the car has a bad history when it gets too by Freakazoid2010-02-22 13:46:57
  My old Lincoln Continental has a keypad for entry by NDwight2010-02-22 06:16:17
    I bought this 1992 Lincoln in 2003 and the dealer by NDwight2010-02-22 09:35:26
  Thanks for reminding me by toysbfun2010-02-22 06:09:50
    yeah, I get to visit a hardware store after work by Freakazoid2010-02-22 06:15:57
      If possible, find an actual locksmith shop by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:20:58
        Another vote for the locksmith here. by OddParity2010-02-22 07:00:17
          hmm, no local locksmiths by Freakazoid2010-02-22 07:48:00
          exactly by aprylmae2010-02-22 07:06:51
            Also, remember the metal fatigue taking by Twitchh2010-02-22 07:09:27
              methinks both of you missed the point by Freakazoid2010-02-22 17:13:50
        well so far i've had good luck from this place by Freakazoid2010-02-22 06:24:52
  I usually do too by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:06:33
    I keep my spare in my wallet by Freakazoid2010-02-22 06:07:35
~Hey~ *waves Hi* by tesla_koil2010-02-22 05:20:07
Digital Photograpy club weekly reminder by UF_DPC2010-02-22 04:00:02
  Time flies by davydd2010-02-22 04:04:46
    Jeezzzsss! it's the last week of the month already by Hieraco2010-02-22 04:19:21
W:ET Bar by AndyA2010-02-22 04:00:02
It's kind of a scary thought that there are people by toysbfun2010-02-22 03:58:32
  ok, whay were you in her apartment by aprylmae2010-02-22 05:44:07
    Someone let me in. by toysbfun2010-02-22 05:54:58
      ok. That does make sense. by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:00:00
        Not as coherently as you put it. by toysbfun2010-02-22 06:07:37
          Nobody has pinpointed what is REALLY strange by Peace_Man2010-02-22 07:53:30
            I had a can of soup, but no bowl. by toysbfun2010-02-22 08:15:59
  What kind of soup? (n/t) by Khaar2010-02-22 05:32:05
    Stone soup by ideur2010-02-22 05:44:51
      (°o°) by Khaar2010-02-22 05:51:46
        Be grateful he didn't make a boulder move than by twixt2010-02-22 08:51:21
  As long as it isn't by aix tom2010-02-22 04:06:20
  Now you've made me curious. by Lady-Luna2010-02-22 04:04:52
    Isn't it obvious? by Kotts2010-02-22 04:08:15
    Making soup. (n/t) by toysbfun2010-02-22 04:07:47
Whew, what a weekend! by DesiredUsername2010-02-22 03:09:19
  urg by aprylmae2010-02-22 05:47:01
  Not bad. by firehawk2010-02-22 04:53:14
  I had to hold my tounge the entire weekend by joecrouse2010-02-22 03:38:05
    didn't it get all dried out by aprylmae2010-02-22 05:45:18
  Overall, pretty good. by toysbfun2010-02-22 03:33:47
  Excelent! by oedlan2010-02-22 03:24:47
    Oops! by DesiredUsername2010-02-22 15:04:54
Hardware Wishful thinking : Laptop by klar_at_work2010-02-22 03:08:32
  Check the LOTD (n/t) by sazzer2010-02-22 04:40:55
  Like the lovechild of a ThinkPad and a Touch Book. by toysbfun2010-02-22 03:53:27
    Pretty much the same here by EndlessWaves2010-02-22 07:38:43
  #include by oedlan2010-02-22 03:27:12
    MINIMUM 7.7lbs? by intrinsic2010-02-22 03:34:59
PSA: Backups without tested restores are worthless by aix tom2010-02-22 02:08:18
  *likes this* (n/t) by vampire2010-02-22 06:35:57
    *hehe* by oedlan2010-02-22 07:39:25
  Heh, had a client who discovered... by intrinsic2010-02-22 04:27:26
  OK. Maybe not *completely* worthless by aix tom2010-02-22 02:09:30
    Could be completely too. by Khaar2010-02-22 02:20:10
The Last Lovecraft: The Relic of Cthulhu Trailer by Snate2010-02-22 01:39:46
  "Deliver this to a descendant of HP Lovecraft" by veran2010-02-22 14:28:11
  Read any good books lately? by Snate2010-02-22 01:43:38
    Read any good books lately? by oedlan2010-02-22 01:49:22
    "It's like the Bible. Only different!" (n/t) by subbywan2010-02-22 01:47:01
Hitting redial after getting the wrong number by Hieraco2010-02-22 01:39:08
  but induced anger on the twice called person by Klymer2010-02-22 02:56:16
    Nope I answered normal twice by Hieraco2010-02-22 03:16:20
  Negation of excrement, Mr. Holmes (n/t) by IByte2010-02-22 02:37:37
Regarding the invitational summoning mentioned by Klaranth2010-02-22 01:25:16
Comment Board Trivia by Hieraco2010-02-22 00:47:53
  New Q: by evil_minion2010-02-22 04:56:21
MMiMaMSSQotD by Hieraco2010-02-22 00:42:10
  A BFG, of course! (n/t) by evil_minion2010-02-22 04:57:40
  A miniature portal carved from ivory, by pas512010-02-22 02:22:13
  My preferred brand of cola. (n/t) by FNORDer2010-02-22 02:12:02
  Can't really think of anything. by Khaar2010-02-22 01:57:44
  Beer by MusicQuotes_v_22010-02-22 01:52:43
    +1 (n/t) by Klymer2010-02-22 02:54:11
    *wrong account =P* (n/t) by oedlan2010-02-22 02:09:48
      s*** happens by Spisefisken2010-02-22 02:36:17
  Laptop(s) =) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2010-02-22 01:16:48
heh! twolumps by Klymer2010-02-22 00:32:07
  Heh xkcd by vampire2010-02-22 07:00:49
  O.O Fahssyrhcnthf??!! by jpprater2010-02-22 02:54:27
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2010-02-22 00:30:00
This was the comic above my desk by Treehugger2010-02-22 00:27:15
  This is mine by tcabot2010-02-22 07:31:22
    This one is hanging on my wall at work by Klaranth2010-02-22 09:16:26
      I've got the first one. by vetitice2010-02-22 09:47:19
  I always print these two for my desk by Spisefisken2010-02-22 00:35:38
    I so agree with both of those so very much by sazzer2010-02-22 03:00:16
      Serch button isn't idiot-proofed enough. (n/t) by vetitice2010-02-22 09:45:31
        The search button one we've actually fixed by sazzer2010-02-22 11:00:45
          Real-time updates? (n/t) by vetitice2010-02-22 13:04:17
            Holding it down? by sazzer2010-02-22 13:43:36
              ;-) (n/t) by vetitice2010-02-22 13:46:30
      Nonononono. You don't call it killing. You call by twixt2010-02-22 09:02:05
        "Client care" (n/t) by pas512010-02-22 09:18:58
          I thought that was the code for attacking by twixt2010-02-22 12:15:07
            "Care", as in by pas512010-02-22 15:03:55
              Darth, Oh Darth... Have you been monlighting? :-) (n/t) by twixt2010-02-22 16:37:06
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Treehugger2010-02-22 00:26:30
  JBM please? by vampire2010-02-22 06:34:10
  BAS please? by aprylmae2010-02-22 05:51:33
    {{{{aprylmae}}}} by hollyberry792010-02-22 06:09:18
      I'll take the cream and sprinkles! by aprylmae2010-02-22 06:16:11
  Good morning. by vectorz2010-02-22 02:10:29
  Good morning! by hollyberry792010-02-22 01:29:29
    A day dedicated to thinking? by firehawk2010-02-22 01:30:46
      Specifically by hollyberry792010-02-22 02:09:17
        Well, I dunno about Scouts and Guides... by firehawk2010-02-22 03:24:03
          Oh totally by hollyberry792010-02-22 05:45:16
            You mean like this? by firehawk2010-02-22 07:37:11
  Me again! by sgrunt2010-02-22 01:14:28
    *eats hot choc mug* by firehawk2010-02-22 01:30:11
  C-C-C-C-C-Cold this morning by Hieraco2010-02-22 00:50:17
  *flops on couch* by themadkansan2010-02-22 00:38:02
    *sprinkles catnip on the blanket* by firehawk2010-02-22 01:29:35
      *Brings popcorn and soda* by oedlan2010-02-22 01:31:03
        Agreed. by firehawk2010-02-22 01:32:25
          Just keep by oedlan2010-02-22 01:33:54
            *puts the catnip away, gets more popcorn & soda* by firehawk2010-02-22 01:36:52
  *stops train* by Klymer2010-02-22 00:29:58
    The train is already stopped by Treehugger2010-02-22 00:32:15
      *sigh* 90% of the trams and trains here by Hieraco2010-02-22 00:51:43
      dang! too late by Klymer2010-02-22 00:35:01
        It's a dead bird! No, it's a crashed plane! by firehawk2010-02-22 01:28:57
          And his nemesis Pex Puncher by Eboreg2010-02-22 15:01:56
            *pukes a train on top of Eboreg* by firehawk2010-02-22 15:19:37
Huh... QC <spoiler?> by oedlan2010-02-22 00:24:41
  ohg jul urng vg 15 gvzrf? :-) by SciSSorS2010-02-22 02:55:01
    Fur unq gb urng vg 15 gvzrf orpnhfr rnpu gvzr fur by Snate2010-02-22 09:16:17
    The heat might help it poke through by oot2010-02-22 05:02:19
    Because by oedlan2010-02-22 03:18:06
      That's putting it mildly... by Clovis Man2010-02-22 03:23:14
        *snerk* by oedlan2010-02-22 03:38:41
  The opposite would have surprised me! by ideur2010-02-22 00:29:56
  Huh, why the surprise, didn't you see Friday's? (n/t) by Snate2010-02-22 00:29:15
  Meh <spoiler!> by Divide By Zero2010-02-22 00:28:12
  why? (n/t) by Klymer2010-02-22 00:27:47
    After the cliffhanger of last Friday by oedlan2010-02-22 00:28:53
Hurray! the Camping Story! by Hieraco2010-02-22 00:19:09
Translations by Nea2010-02-22 00:01:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2010-02-22 00:00:00
  TheSaintswattedTheMinbariinanalternatedimensiontoa by Clovis Man2010-02-22 00:07:42

 

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