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Even if it's Friday and all, XKCD is not funny by oedlan2009-12-03 23:09:35
  Huh? by arancaytar2009-12-05 13:14:10
  There was a song I wrote for a ritual drama by voxwoman2009-12-04 18:04:52
  BAWAHAHA *SNERK* by Hieraco2009-12-03 23:15:31
    It's all in the Pronunciation and even though... by oedlan2009-12-03 23:19:50
      That's kind of mean. by ag_wyvern2009-12-03 23:28:53
  As a native English speaker... by firehawk2009-12-03 23:11:09
    Seriously by oedlan2009-12-03 23:14:46
      I'm not surprised in the least. by ag_wyvern2009-12-03 23:26:32
        All I ever hear is ... by corwin172009-12-03 23:31:54
          Now THAT was funny! :) (n/t) by NDwight2009-12-04 06:34:43
      Yeah, but how many Americans would be bothered by vdp2009-12-03 23:22:24
        *katching* by oedlan2009-12-03 23:27:49
      It's even funnier when I translate it to Swinglish by Hieraco2009-12-03 23:18:20
        Do you mean by oedlan2009-12-03 23:21:35
          Either way, VD stands for something very different by vdp2009-12-03 23:24:07
            Especially if their slogan is on the card as well. by ag_wyvern2009-12-03 23:30:57
            Ah... Yes. NOW it's funny... by oedlan2009-12-03 23:26:14
"It's a horse..." by oedlan2009-12-03 23:07:58
  Cookie monster sounds like Zathrus by Hieraco2009-12-03 23:22:35
    Muppet Babylon 5 by ag_wyvern2009-12-03 23:38:13
      No, no, no. Franklin should be by corwin172009-12-03 23:53:59
      Kosh = Mr. Snuffleupagus (n/t) by ag_wyvern2009-12-03 23:39:23
        Londo = Count Von Count by ag_wyvern2009-12-03 23:40:09
          Lennier = Elmo (n/t) by FNORDer2009-12-03 23:52:45
            Sheridan=Kermit? (n/t) by voxwoman2009-12-04 18:06:43
  Did it bite your sister? (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-03 23:09:19
    I don't think so... by oedlan2009-12-03 23:10:27
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-12-03 22:00:02
what is friendship ? by dennismv2009-12-03 20:28:12
  Depends on what you need in a friend. by skippy-ish_guy2009-12-03 22:56:57
  in Aus, theyre your mate ... by LilDragon2009-12-03 22:42:19
  Quote: by UGuardian2009-12-03 21:10:39
  A friend is... by schwing12009-12-03 20:37:42
    A friend is not someone you use once by voxwoman2009-12-04 18:15:52
      thanks (n/t) by dennismv2009-12-04 18:55:55
First night stargazing in the southern hemisphere. by dodrian2009-12-03 20:21:00
Whew! What a relief! by ChuckAB2009-12-03 20:18:57
We is home!!! by micahrw2009-12-03 20:08:43
  WOOHOO! by firehawk2009-12-03 20:14:06
    Seconded!! :) (n/t) by leejam2009-12-03 20:55:13
      thirded!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 21:02:24
        YAY! \o/ by Snate2009-12-03 22:43:10
          "Fifthed"? by DerSarek2009-12-03 23:17:49
This is why I hate headhunters by archnerd2009-12-03 19:36:10
I hate answering yes/no questions when by toysbfun2009-12-03 19:32:36
  I don't get the meaning, by dennismv2009-12-03 20:29:07
    As opposed to lying. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-12-03 20:43:31
  Have you stopped beating your wife? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-12-03 19:47:03
    Why? (n/t) by techi8702009-12-03 20:11:36
    Are you kidding me? by micahrw2009-12-03 20:10:34
      *senses the Thwap-O-Matic unsheathing* by firehawk2009-12-03 20:14:35
        no Thwap-o-matic for her. by micahrw2009-12-03 20:18:27
          Bwahahahahaha! by firehawk2009-12-03 20:26:06
    Questions like that are sorta the opposite, by toysbfun2009-12-03 19:54:56
    Mu. (n/t) by sgrunt2009-12-03 19:54:08
      Moo. (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-03 20:04:46
    soeny! (n/t) by kahuana2009-12-03 19:51:22
    Kumquat. (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-03 19:47:23
I am apparently legendary. by sgrunt2009-12-03 19:32:35
  Drink responsibly by oedlan2009-12-03 23:42:35
  *eats your ambivalent look* by firehawk2009-12-03 19:46:48
It's the little s4 that matters. by schwing12009-12-03 19:27:56
  Good for you. I will always remember the by Lab Rat2009-12-03 19:33:56
Heston Blumenthal is on drugs by rogue19712009-12-03 18:30:28
  Is that the one that turns everyone Scottish, by kahuana2009-12-03 18:39:24
  I think most of those molecular gastronomists are. by Sharku2009-12-03 18:38:45
    Blergh indeed. by kahuana2009-12-03 18:41:25
      My brother and I tried cereal pizza once =P by Flirkann2009-12-03 18:54:48
if your IQ increases by 20 - 40 points by dennismv2009-12-03 17:33:35
  It would be meaningless. by RetiQlum22009-12-03 19:46:34
  if it would balance out the impending dementia by voxwoman2009-12-03 19:16:17
  Depends on what your IQ started at. by vampire2009-12-03 18:19:16
    Also by UGuardian2009-12-03 18:30:21
      Mine's 137. I don't think I have any schizo-type by Unavailable2009-12-03 19:13:24
        I think it also depends on how old you are by voxwoman2009-12-03 19:21:07
        Last "real" test I did I think I came out at 151 by Intrinsic2009-12-03 19:20:57
  No by pecosdave2009-12-03 18:09:30
  The only way I would see it make things worse is by kc5sdy2009-12-03 17:35:31
    Eh, I do that already... (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-12-03 17:47:25
      me too . . . . (n/t) by dennismv2009-12-03 18:06:23
    another way is of it being worse is by dennismv2009-12-03 17:42:20
      Hah. I "started" doing THAT about by voxwoman2009-12-03 19:24:12
      I stand corrected.... There are other ways. by kc5sdy2009-12-03 19:16:46
      Start? This is geek country...... by lheggland2009-12-03 18:54:43
        Pretty much my thoughts ;oD (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-12-03 19:00:45
Wow! "Walmart greeter" is now a hazardous job? by firehawk2009-12-03 17:26:46
  *snerk* Love that interview comment =D by Flirkann2009-12-03 18:32:50
  I was going to say "Only on Black Friday"... by McNutcase2009-12-03 17:28:09
Quick UFicle question : Outlook by corwin172009-12-03 17:03:59
  yea the emails stay "intact" (n/t) by joecrouse2009-12-03 18:07:08
  Attachments are in the PST as well. (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-12-03 17:09:38
I love smoking a cigar once in a blue moon. by woodburn2009-12-03 16:48:09
ATTN: Nightwind: RE:Venison by RetiQlum22009-12-03 16:46:00
Can someone please knit by voxwoman2009-12-03 16:14:34
  Acme has them by carl522009-12-03 20:20:03
  I can make.... by imWACC02009-12-03 18:15:25
    Indeed I did miss that! by voxwoman2009-12-03 19:07:06
      The cake is a lie! by imWACC02009-12-03 19:28:23
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-12-03 18:12:57
  Happy birthday... by Sharku2009-12-03 17:37:34
  Happy B-Day! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2009-12-03 17:25:14
  I'm willing if the pattern makes sense. Don't have by quilting_kitty2009-12-03 17:10:26
  You want the hat by Lady-Luna2009-12-03 16:59:31
    Hat :) by voxwoman2009-12-03 19:05:10
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-12-03 16:58:04
  Sorry, I can't do Kitchener stitch. (n/t) by McNutcase2009-12-03 16:38:29
    Yet by Lady-Luna2009-12-03 17:39:32
  I have tried knitting, as I have tried many things by Unavailable2009-12-03 16:23:23
  hippo birdies hon! many more happy ones by Garrinka2009-12-03 16:19:11
Access UFicle: by RedIon2009-12-03 16:08:23
  Add a Distinct? by dwarf_sfu2009-12-03 17:09:29
    "The DISTINCT keyword cannot be used with the by RedIon2009-12-03 17:25:40
      See Other Response by dwarf_sfu2009-12-03 17:37:36
    In that example I think it would go on the end of by kahuana2009-12-03 17:24:36
      That's where I dropped it. by RedIon2009-12-03 17:44:15
        I think that's the sub-query. by kahuana2009-12-03 18:38:19
          OK, I've figured out I'm a dummkopf. by RedIon2009-12-03 19:09:27
        This may not solve your problem by abaron2009-12-03 18:27:12
      <Deleted><Deleted>2009-12-03 23:12:31
        Moderated for breaking horizontal scroll (n/t) by Nea2009-12-03 23:12:53
        Mods! My bad - broke the horizontal. (n/t) by RedIon2009-12-03 17:43:43
Soviet era car chase by veran2009-12-03 15:39:26
  Moskvich and Zhiguli (there were no Ladas at that by vdp2009-12-03 15:56:29
    I don't know what year that was done by veran2009-12-03 16:15:22
      Zhiguli is the russian Brandname for the Lada by Zoxer2009-12-03 16:40:19
        My point was that at the time of the movie, by vdp2009-12-03 17:22:34
          you are right, in so far, that by Zoxer2009-12-03 17:49:36
I'm double concentrating?!? 0.o by Garrinka2009-12-03 15:31:50
  Can't have one without t'other. by kahuana2009-12-03 17:25:46
  Well, one does tend to incorporate the other. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-12-03 16:15:39
  Good luck! by vdp2009-12-03 15:58:20
    *crosses finger* .. I hope so.. & thanks.. by Garrinka2009-12-03 16:02:58
      How do you cross one finger? o.O by firehawk2009-12-03 17:08:41
  {{{Garrinka}}}, and Best Luck! by bitflipper2009-12-03 15:58:01
    I'm chatting with friends.. :) by Garrinka2009-12-03 16:02:08
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ & *hugs* (n/t) by shargo2009-12-03 15:49:00
    thanks hon.. going to need those vibes by Garrinka2009-12-03 16:00:44
      Well you can count on a lot of them from me, as by Unavailable2009-12-03 16:15:38
        thanks hon... same back at ya! :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-12-03 16:18:07
This has happened to me by arancaytar2009-12-03 15:07:09
  "singularity ending"? by Freakazoid2009-12-03 15:12:20
    Depending on the map size by arancaytar2009-12-05 13:19:28
...I am sooooooooooooooooooo tired of the crazy... by themadkansan2009-12-03 15:00:06
  ... by firehawk2009-12-03 15:11:10
    It'd do me more damage than them. by themadkansan2009-12-03 16:14:50
So I have crammed my fat butt in a size 6 by Lab Rat2009-12-03 14:58:16
  Ufies losing weight as a trend? by pecosdave2009-12-03 17:21:53
    Not pounds so much as fat by DesertRat662009-12-03 17:52:48
      I haven't budged in weight in quite a while now by pecosdave2009-12-03 18:06:23
    Hopefully. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-12-03 17:25:17
  Good for you! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-12-03 16:43:11
  Good job! by vdp2009-12-03 16:27:14
    As an ex distance swimmer and runner by Lab Rat2009-12-03 17:29:12
      If you stay on top of your diet that size 2 won't by vampire2009-12-03 19:14:15
  congrats hon! may the force be with you :) by Garrinka2009-12-03 15:39:04
    Thanks. It does help that I enjoy my time by Lab Rat2009-12-03 15:42:31
      that definately is motivation ;D by Garrinka2009-12-03 15:44:01
        I have to get motivated to start working out by voxwoman2009-12-03 16:11:29
          I'm 5' 1 and 3/8" :-) by Lab Rat2009-12-03 17:27:46
More xmas decoration news. by tallastro2009-12-03 14:34:35
  Good for the officers by imrambi2009-12-03 14:39:59
jquery requested by dennismv2009-12-03 14:22:04
  Not pure jquery, but something like this should by sazzer2009-12-03 14:42:34
    thanks I'll try it out by dennismv2009-12-03 17:25:54
On the subject of Christmas lights... by sonja2009-12-03 14:01:01
  Peak electricity use here in Ontario seems to be by kahuana2009-12-03 19:57:39
  That makes me wonder by consul8802009-12-03 17:55:11
  I guess one small thing Australia has to its advan by purplepineapple2009-12-03 15:13:53
  I don't get what the fuss is all about by emlaabs2009-12-03 15:11:15
    A lot of people put a bunch of lights up that can by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 15:17:50
  I switched to LED lights as soon as they came out by DesertRat662009-12-03 14:19:47
    Me too. Also, the LED strings are about twice... by shadocat2009-12-03 17:09:54
    I bet I put up fewer than you. :-) (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-12-03 16:54:48
      I bet you don't put up fewer then me! :-) (n/t) by shargo2009-12-03 16:57:59
    Just put my new LED's up this year by jdelphiki2009-12-03 16:12:23
    Same here. They look good, use less power, by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 14:51:26
    I bought some after last Christmas. by chanceslost2009-12-03 14:36:48
      300% premium? by firehawk2009-12-03 15:17:19
        I think he was referring to the by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 22:58:45
      That's when I buy all of my decorations by DesertRat662009-12-03 14:39:15
    *applause* by firehawk2009-12-03 14:24:06
      I'm all for conservation by DesertRat662009-12-03 14:30:56
        Then why isn't the message... by firehawk2009-12-03 15:13:53
          Power by DesertRat662009-12-03 18:26:04
            The bad with the good. by firehawk2009-12-03 20:03:57
              I'm saying I am unconvinced by DesertRat662009-12-03 20:40:06
                Sometimes science gets it wrong. by firehawk2009-12-03 23:09:02
            Or Woodsy the Owl. by RetiQlum22009-12-03 19:25:36
          Right now both parties are too busy by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 15:19:32
            Yes, they are. by firehawk2009-12-03 15:23:15
              The saying "The more things change, the more they by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 15:30:09
                We can't. by firehawk2009-12-03 16:09:58
                  The other problem is the voters by DesertRat662009-12-03 18:41:23
                    The tea parties are predominately Republican. by firehawk2009-12-03 20:13:20
        I think conservation is good by sonja2009-12-03 14:32:49
          From what I've seen (since I'm not there) by firehawk2009-12-03 15:18:29
            It's not just the desert, though by sonja2009-12-03 16:06:53
  I've got some lights that are solar powered. by techi8702009-12-03 14:18:22
    Yeah, I got one of them solar powered lights by veran2009-12-03 14:32:21
    Excellent...are they different colors? by firehawk2009-12-03 14:26:55
      Ours aren't but I know you can get them. (n/t) by techi8702009-12-03 14:45:06
        Thanks. I've got those already. by firehawk2009-12-03 15:14:45
  Someone in the US... by VivianC2009-12-03 14:05:17
    Even as "green" as I try to be... by firehawk2009-12-03 14:25:30
  And now with Climategate, they can feel more smug by NDwight2009-12-03 14:04:22
Yay! My promotion papers finally made it out of by JustnCase2009-12-03 13:37:01
  grats hon.. much luck with that.. (n/t) by Garrinka2009-12-03 15:42:33
  Attn: Lab_rat (n/t) by confused.brit2009-12-03 14:58:39
On one hand I'm capped to 2Gb downloads a month by jeff_uk2009-12-03 13:27:46
  They also just started selling Myst. by RedIon2009-12-03 14:33:19
    It's also the name of a club in NYC. by RetiQlum22009-12-03 19:14:21
  Eugh, really, a 2 GB / month cap? by PeKaJe2009-12-03 13:31:44
    Yeah, they even give you an online usage monitor.. by jeff_uk2009-12-03 13:33:39
  2Gig per month? wow that's ridiculous by Freakazoid2009-12-03 13:30:31
    Yeah, but it's free.. (as part of a package) by jeff_uk2009-12-03 13:32:58
      Ah, well in *that* case ... by PeKaJe2009-12-03 13:49:02
        Still could be by oot2009-12-03 14:57:18
The things people have for christmas decorations by DesertRat662009-12-03 13:27:24
  One of the houses down the street from me has a by JustnCase2009-12-03 13:39:34
    That I can live with by DesertRat662009-12-03 13:42:14
      But it glows green at night. I had trouble by JustnCase2009-12-03 14:03:29
  More likely.... by vampire2009-12-03 13:30:21
    The Homeowners Association Aesthetics Committee? (n/t) by pas512009-12-03 13:36:48
      Or more like: by talon07202009-12-03 14:37:45
        Have no d.... wow.... Is it Friday yet? (n/t) by vampire2009-12-03 19:12:04
    Maybe a HoA even :-D (n/t) by DesertRat662009-12-03 13:36:06
Still watching: Sailor Moon by veran2009-12-03 13:18:41
  Uniform change answer by Sonri2009-12-03 19:49:32
    The *different* uniform changes colour (n/t) by veran2009-12-04 03:30:35
  Quick question: by UGuardian2009-12-03 13:59:41
    Lemme check my notes: by veran2009-12-03 14:07:17
Obama is on Facebook by SnArL2009-12-03 13:17:09
  Is it just me, or is Hillary gaining weight? by carthax2009-12-03 13:40:48
    Every job she's had has been tough on her figure by Lab Rat2009-12-03 14:51:29
    So? by oot2009-12-03 14:40:08
      Men are supposed to get fat by DesertRat662009-12-03 14:50:20
        no sarcasm about it :P ;) by Garrinka2009-12-03 15:46:55
          From me there is by DesertRat662009-12-03 18:45:28
      NJ's governors race. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-12-03 14:49:48
  *dies laughing* by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 13:23:57
  *snerk* (n/t) by schwing12009-12-03 13:23:32
  I love it! (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-12-03 13:22:13
  :) (n/t) by veran2009-12-03 13:19:30
What is it with Vista accessing large files on the by kc5sdy2009-12-03 13:16:46
  Perhaps... by DeadlyDad2009-12-03 14:01:11
  Yes, vista is DRMtastic. by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 13:18:55
    IIRC, Vista has built in NIC throttling by talon07202009-12-03 13:30:55
      the throttling kicks in when your playing audio by Freakazoid2009-12-03 13:31:57
        apparently it can be turned off though by Freakazoid2009-12-03 13:43:46
          I'm not sure I'd call it deficient by imperito2009-12-03 13:49:50
        O_o... o_O... WHY!?!?!? (n/t) by sgrunt2009-12-03 13:33:20
          presumably to prevent latency or skipping playback by imperito2009-12-03 13:38:10
            Vista uses network interrupts a lot by sazzer2009-12-03 13:43:27
              Depends on the technology by imperito2009-12-03 13:47:48
:-( by oot2009-12-03 13:04:29
  She wrote back! by oot2009-12-03 14:29:02
    Good to hear, did you get away from the computer f by NDwight2009-12-03 14:31:17
      Nope by oot2009-12-03 14:36:35
        That's a good step 1. by firehawk2009-12-03 15:20:23
  Offer her coffee. by veran2009-12-03 13:12:19
  Did you apologize? (n/t) by vdp2009-12-03 13:06:41
    Yes. No reply yet. by oot2009-12-03 13:12:49
      Agreed with others here. by firehawk2009-12-03 13:32:43
      oot, don't take this the wrong way... by Sharku2009-12-03 13:27:08
        Heh... yeah... I'm actually formally diagnosed by oot2009-12-03 14:10:28
          *wraps oot in anti-anxiety bubble-wrap* by firehawk2009-12-03 15:21:30
      Don't do that by vdp2009-12-03 13:17:40
        agreed, be concerned but don't dwell on it. by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 13:22:03
          I can vouch for that by SnArL2009-12-03 13:28:28
            You, foot in mouth...*gasp* never! by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 13:36:26
  Tell her that, tense-adjusted.... by firehawk2009-12-03 13:06:15
Gawd I hate peoples with misinformed opinions by Rogue19712009-12-03 12:54:31
I'm sure I'll be blamed for this, but I don't care by Khaar2009-12-03 12:39:19
SOTM (given oot's conundrum) by kelli2172009-12-03 12:19:50
  Is it just me or does oot's conundrum sound like by AndyA2009-12-03 12:22:11
    That, or a play. by kelli2172009-12-03 12:35:33
      I thought it sounded like by sgrunt2009-12-03 13:30:02
Erm... IDGI by confused.brit2009-12-03 12:17:42
  Fewer humans less CO2 emissions by DesertRat662009-12-03 12:25:58
  Humans are the ones doing the pollution by PeKaJe2009-12-03 12:20:12
I can't but wonder why... by Corvus_One2009-12-03 12:06:52
  Illiad illustrated that once... by jpprater2009-12-03 12:38:12
James Grant is selling his car by SnArL2009-12-03 12:03:50
  The snark/sarcasm...it burnnsses us! :D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 13:16:45
  You know what's really sad? by dals_rule2009-12-03 12:43:17
  Ah, that man sure can write by PeKaJe2009-12-03 12:18:17
  *seconds beverage warning* XD (n/t) by jpprater2009-12-03 12:15:26
  who is James Grant? by Freakazoid2009-12-03 12:12:12
    Of Two Lumps fame. (n/t) by Sharku2009-12-03 12:15:20
Wacky fun... by imperito2009-12-03 11:39:27
  Sounds a bit like my commute a few years back. by AndyA2009-12-03 11:52:33
  Glad you and car are ok! by amp_man2009-12-03 11:50:17
  wow glad your ok by tesla_koil2009-12-03 11:41:04
    Nil. by imperito2009-12-03 11:41:36
      imperito.luck++ ; (n/t) by tesla_koil2009-12-03 11:53:09
Climate[whatever]:The deleted data from the by DesertRat662009-12-03 10:49:09
  *rolls eyes* by firehawk2009-12-03 13:04:42
    You forgot something very important about... by RetiQlum22009-12-03 14:18:12
      Assuming that data is valid. by AndyA2009-12-03 14:42:26
      This isn't that. by firehawk2009-12-03 14:30:18
        Considering the similarity of the various studies by DesertRat662009-12-03 14:36:08
          Not really. by firehawk2009-12-03 15:19:43
    So do you agree that this invalidates... by VivianC2009-12-03 13:57:14
      Perhaps, perhaps not. by firehawk2009-12-03 14:58:46
        That is a long way to go... by vivianc2009-12-03 17:46:52
    You do a good job at repeating talking points by DesertRat662009-12-03 13:21:01
      As fraudulent as the current scientists by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 14:06:59
        First you have to restore faith in scientists by DesertRat662009-12-03 14:11:04
          So, a few nutjobs make all scientists suspect? by firehawk2009-12-03 15:09:28
            It works that way for police.... why not scientist by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 15:21:50
          You're not answering the question by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 14:19:25
            In that case there would be no question by DesertRat662009-12-03 14:21:49
              The book on physics has been rewritten by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 15:34:44
                Are you saying he's a denial nazi? by AndyA2009-12-03 15:43:36
                  Not at all by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 16:01:30
                    So much for attempting a Godwin. (n/t) by AndyA2009-12-03 16:07:17
      Really? Whose talking points are those? by firehawk2009-12-03 13:29:38
        Uh huh by DesertRat662009-12-03 13:39:25
          Yes, please do. by firehawk2009-12-03 14:32:15
            Second point by DesertRat662009-12-03 14:47:58
              And how does that line up with the two points by firehawk2009-12-03 15:08:15
                "One set of data are not a theory." by DesertRat662009-12-03 19:09:03
                  "The Science is Clear" is not a set of data. by firehawk2009-12-03 20:25:17
                    Have you gotten to the harry_read_me? (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 22:03:46
                    BTW I don't think you're reading the same e--mails by DesertRat662009-12-03 21:22:59
                    last numbers I heard was by DesertRat662009-12-03 20:54:06
          ug, that malware thing is nasty... by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 13:41:26
            That's the plan by DesertRat662009-12-03 13:43:08
        Well considering that CBS, ABC, and NBC have done by SaylorA2009-12-03 13:38:47
          Riiiiight... by firehawk2009-12-03 14:31:09
            I was responding to your comment about not reading by SaylorA2009-12-03 14:44:19
              I see. So a personal attack, rather than actual by firehawk2009-12-03 15:00:57
                I don't know where you are getting a personnal by SaylorA2009-12-03 15:19:45
                  Firehawk, SaylorA does have a point. by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 15:26:00
                    Try waiting until he responds, please. by firehawk2009-12-03 17:04:56
                  No. by firehawk2009-12-03 15:25:09
                    Accusing you of not reading was not my intention. by SaylorA2009-12-03 16:12:37
                      Which media outlets are not reporting Jones' by vdp2009-12-03 17:18:12
                        In my search last night I missed the CBS article. by SaylorA2009-12-03 17:40:08
                          The second MSNBC article about the stepping down by vdp2009-12-03 18:01:40
                      In that case, you have my apology. by firehawk2009-12-03 17:03:31
                        Oops. by firehawk2009-12-03 17:06:40
    But one inquiry by AndyA2009-12-03 13:16:19
      I'm not parsing that. (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-03 13:30:24
        There is a certain group of people by AndyA2009-12-03 13:42:39
          More than one... by warden1452009-12-03 14:13:58
            I agree. by firehawk2009-12-03 15:00:18
    Creationist logic FTW (n/t) by PeKaJe2009-12-03 13:15:12
  \o/ by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 12:36:41
  But,but,but... by Lab Rat2009-12-03 11:33:15
    OK, I am. by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 14:09:47
      A little on the greasy side by DesertRat662009-12-03 14:13:07
  Interesting decline. by VivianC2009-12-03 11:32:30
    From my understanding of the tree ring business by SaylorA2009-12-03 13:31:39
    Some are predicting the investigations by DesertRat662009-12-03 12:03:04
40%. 40 frakkin' percent. by oot2009-12-03 10:40:38
  Berate? Students? by tonyz2009-12-03 18:19:50
  apparently, he was looking for the by voxwoman2009-12-03 14:04:55
  o.O My thesis had ~6000 words and 31 sources. by SaylorA2009-12-03 13:55:32
    Masters thesis, looks like about ~15000 words by PeKaJe2009-12-03 14:39:43
      follow up on this - ask your former advisor by vdp2009-12-03 18:12:13
  You're going to school to learn, aren't you? by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 13:03:47
    IMO If the whole class got 40% or lower, the by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 13:14:37
      Maybe not, by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 14:03:45
        Oh, I agree. My point was that sometimes you can by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 14:43:01
  Want me to eat his brains? by firehawk2009-12-03 12:58:52
    More of an hors d'ovre than a meal by wabbit652009-12-03 13:02:10
  If the whole class was that low, what's that say by Hieraco2009-12-03 11:17:15
    No kidding. Even using the minimum # of sources, by vampire2009-12-03 11:28:57
  how can you use 30 to 40 sources on a by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 10:52:29
    IMHO that's not "a bit silly" by intrinsic2009-12-03 12:48:12
    Simply put : who is paying that teacher? by Klaranth2009-12-03 11:20:13
      One teacher I had in college was a very nice by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 11:33:27
      And a rebutal in the form a comic by Hieraco2009-12-03 11:33:24
  Subject? by tallastro2009-12-03 10:50:24
    Security in Mobile Ad-Hoc Networks by oot2009-12-03 11:32:51
      That sounds difficult. by tallastro2009-12-03 12:03:34
      Ha, you could have submitted the sentence by vdp2009-12-03 11:41:53
  How much time did you have between the assignment by vdp2009-12-03 10:43:24
    One month (n/t) by oot2009-12-03 10:46:23
      And how many of those sources had to be by Klaranth2009-12-03 11:17:22
        ??? (n/t) by oot2009-12-03 11:34:39
          Did the professor write anything on the subject? by kelli2172009-12-03 11:53:08
            wow, never thought of that :) good point by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 13:00:36
              And you have to use more sources than just his by Klaranth2009-12-03 16:20:25
            Ah... I think he might have (n/t) by oot2009-12-03 12:01:38
              Anyway, sounds like a weeder class. by kelli2172009-12-03 13:58:29
      reviewing a source a day? by vdp2009-12-03 10:50:04
        "Unless it is the sort of paper"[1] where by pas512009-12-03 11:08:07
          Woot, I got a citation! (n/t) by vdp2009-12-03 11:16:59
          *snerk* :) I have read some papers like that... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 11:09:07
      He's being completely unrealistic. by McNutcase2009-12-03 10:50:04
        Nobody's going to make waves by oot2009-12-03 11:31:36
          And this "teacher" is exploiting that, I'm sure. by McNutcase2009-12-03 11:35:16
            I'm not afraid of him by oot2009-12-03 11:42:08
              Tape one to the door before next class by Menetlaus2009-12-03 12:00:44
                and have it setup as 95 arguments?? (n/t) by robertltux2009-12-03 13:26:22
My group medical insurance FTW!!! by Rogue19712009-12-03 10:39:24
John Demjanjuk by tesla_koil2009-12-03 10:04:30
  I heard his *first* trial (in absentia) by kahuana2009-12-03 19:19:54
  Uncertain... by jdelphiki2009-12-03 10:25:17
    if there were an eye witneess to his alleged by tesla_koil2009-12-03 10:40:01
      Another interesting question... by jdelphiki2009-12-03 11:47:25
        but that is in itself the essence by tesla_koil2009-12-03 12:03:48
          Self-delusion is a scary feature of the human mind by PeKaJe2009-12-03 12:34:41
Time to redecorate the living room! by DesertRat662009-12-03 09:45:00
  Idea by Lethosos2009-12-03 09:49:05
How to Figure Out Directory Size on a Web Server? by Snate2009-12-03 09:40:41
  wget by subbywan2009-12-03 10:12:09
    I'm planning to do that but was hoping to know how by Snate2009-12-03 10:15:11
      I did think there was a way to calculate size with by subbywan2009-12-03 10:16:15
  if it's not your server? by Freakazoid2009-12-03 09:49:46
    Yeah, that's kind of what I thought but I wasn't by Snate2009-12-03 09:55:19
Thanks for wasting my time... by tonyz2009-12-03 09:35:47
  Did you also get the School Bites link? by Hieraco2009-12-03 09:56:44
    Both of you, when you got some time left, by Klaranth2009-12-03 10:29:15
      20 comics on my daily read (Plus UF forum) by Hieraco2009-12-03 11:25:40
freeware WAV to MP3 recommendation? by UGuardian2009-12-03 09:31:18
  Audacity (n/t) by ppyo2009-12-03 11:14:38
    Requires LAME encoder (not included). by kelli2172009-12-03 11:56:11
  Audiograbber. I paid for it back before it was not by vampire2009-12-03 10:23:29
    I've used Audiograbber and Exact Audio Copy. by hadji2009-12-03 11:05:39
      You'll also want to download the decoders. by vampire2009-12-03 13:35:06
  SUPER is what i used to use. by confused.brit2009-12-03 09:55:09
    or you can go to videohelp's tools section by Freakazoid2009-12-03 09:59:02
  WINAMP with the Lame Encoder plugin (n/t) by Hieraco2009-12-03 09:52:54
  Take your pick... by tonyz2009-12-03 09:40:56
  lamedropxpd by Freakazoid2009-12-03 09:36:54
You got to be F4ing kidding me by imWACC02009-12-03 09:14:17
  That is so sad. (n/t) by frostbait2009-12-03 21:03:01
  Speaking as the former President of our HOA by corwin172009-12-03 13:48:38
    You're technically correct. by firehawk2009-12-03 17:19:44
      I'm sorry, my brain-eating friend by corwin172009-12-03 18:09:42
    The rules can not be arbitrary by vdp2009-12-03 14:09:02
  Homeowners associations are out of control. by firehawk2009-12-03 13:10:44
    I was going to say something similar. by jmaxsohmer2009-12-03 16:38:08
  There seems to be some confusion here. by Peace_Man2009-12-03 10:42:54
    May I point out a few things by talon07202009-12-03 11:10:46
      You certainly may. by Peace_Man2009-12-03 11:24:57
        HOA covenants are not enforeced as laws by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 11:47:53
          yes they can talk to the guy who was by joecrouse2009-12-03 18:24:59
          Which simply means that laws are by Peace_Man2009-12-03 12:09:33
            they can be enforced in small claims court by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 12:55:24
      If the HoA doesn't back down by DesertRat662009-12-03 11:17:47
      *Clap*clap*clap* by imWACC02009-12-03 11:13:36
    HOA is not a "law" it is a set of rules by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 11:03:40
      unfortunatlely HoAs and the agreements they enforc by joecrouse2009-12-03 18:21:02
      The rules of a HOA follow the same by Peace_Man2009-12-03 11:10:07
        You would be surprised how many HOA by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 11:42:56
          That's all he did? by AndyA2009-12-03 11:47:37
            If they had taken it further he had already by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 11:52:03
        So, attach the pole to the very corner... by McNutcase2009-12-03 11:33:08
          That's a good idea. by Peace_Man2009-12-03 11:34:35
  Too many HOA's get co-opted by people by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 10:12:13
    Even worse here in Kommifornia; by SouthpawPL2009-12-03 11:27:57
      It's not much better here in Canada. by Peace_Man2009-12-03 11:32:33
  These Folks are NUTS by robertltux2009-12-03 10:11:29
  This is why I'd never buy a place with a HOA. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-12-03 09:55:14
    ^^this^^ (n/t) by SaylorA2009-12-03 10:08:36
  Not enough information... by AndyA2009-12-03 09:32:52
    Video has more information by imWACC02009-12-03 10:01:30
      Which brings us back to HOAs are evil. (n/t) by AndyA2009-12-03 10:06:37
        Shades of some friends of mine. by McNutcase2009-12-03 10:48:42
          Banned children from riding bicycles on the street by vdp2009-12-03 10:59:02
            I think it is gated. by McNutcase2009-12-03 11:02:47
              My question to them then would be when they are by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 11:05:12
                They can play outside by AndyA2009-12-03 11:38:28
                  and have leashes around their necks that will by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 11:43:42
  Unfortunately, the homeowners' association probabl by bitflipper2009-12-03 09:31:44
    Not necessarily by vdp2009-12-03 11:04:40
  The lunacy of Home Owner's Associations by DesertRat662009-12-03 09:27:22
  Uughh, Americans.... by tonyz2009-12-03 09:25:13
  The end of the article may give some ideas to by vdp2009-12-03 09:25:00
I got a good chuckle out of todays's xkcd. (n/t) by vampire2009-12-03 09:12:02
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-12-03 09:00:02
Attn: Business writting UFies by schwing12009-12-03 08:47:15
  940 actual vs. 1,911 budgeted. by firehawk2009-12-03 13:12:05
  If you want to write it that way I would by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 08:58:17
  Suppose I should get writing correct first... (n/t) by schwing12009-12-03 08:47:55
From the Inbox: Tiger Jokes by kc5sdy2009-12-03 08:37:26
  "almost" jinks (n/t) by Rogue19712009-12-03 08:43:06
    Yeah, almost. :-) (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-12-03 08:45:02
HPOTD by Rogue19712009-12-03 08:37:05
seti at home article by ag_wyvern2009-12-03 08:33:43
  The million isn't just to fix the problem, by quilting_kitty2009-12-03 09:16:44
    Ah, yes, replacement number crunching parts. by McNutcase2009-12-03 10:57:35
      Not true. by AndyA2009-12-03 11:45:12
      CPU is solid state, fans aren't by Menetlaus2009-12-03 11:37:27
      Yeah, it seemed a bit outrageous to me too. by quilting_kitty2009-12-03 11:07:49
  I'll do it for $500,000. (n/t) by vampire2009-12-03 09:06:38
  Well you know... by FNORDer2009-12-03 08:47:33
    Check if Palin's involved. by subbywan2009-12-03 08:48:44
      Huh? That happened in Az, not Al. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-12-03 10:09:58
        Alabama? by tallastro2009-12-03 10:23:21
          Oops. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-12-03 10:27:28
        It was intended as a knee-jerk comment by subbywan2009-12-03 10:14:28
        People will always look for a way to blame Palin by SaylorA2009-12-03 10:12:01
          That's because her popularity scares them by DesertRat662009-12-03 11:04:06
            She's not the only one by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 12:43:31
          Dang Sarah Palin and the horse she rode in on! by ag_wyvern2009-12-03 10:38:32
            It's all her fault, in AZ, AL *AND* AK! (n/t) by subbywan2009-12-03 10:40:27
              *and* AB! by ag_wyvern2009-12-03 10:54:07
                What does Alton Brown have to do with it?? (n/t) by subbywan2009-12-03 12:31:18
      No, this sounds like a Washington DC bureaucracy by NDwight2009-12-03 09:01:13
  S@H's a scapegoat by subbywan2009-12-03 08:41:52
    "Should" by tallastro2009-12-03 08:57:07
      If I'd get in trouble over something like that by EnzoMatrix2009-12-03 09:00:32
It LIVES!!! by robertltux2009-12-03 08:00:16
  Alas Kitteh is not likely to be in world tonight o by confused.brit2009-12-03 09:12:00
    Bikini person may be on later... by firehawk2009-12-03 13:13:28
      like whenish?? by robertltux2009-12-03 13:34:31
An open question to Chris "Tingles" Matthews: by DesertRat662009-12-03 07:00:07
  I am at a total loss... by FNORDer2009-12-03 08:50:30
  I think you misinterpreted his words. by RetiQlum22009-12-03 07:29:02
  The way I see it, by Jeff_UK2009-12-03 07:07:07
    Then he chose his words poorly by DesertRat662009-12-03 07:16:43
      On the same youtube page he later apologized and by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 07:38:01
        Good by DesertRat662009-12-03 07:44:10
          I don't like him, either, but it seems to by Twitchh2009-12-03 08:15:54
            Maybe my advantage here is that I'm unbiased. by hadji2009-12-03 08:30:03
              I don't even watch them by DesertRat662009-12-03 09:39:29
                And who do you think is instigating this by vdp2009-12-03 12:58:13
                  Neither by DesertRat662009-12-03 13:14:17
                    So it's Red Queen time, then, is it? by Twitchh2009-12-03 19:06:11
                  In this instance, I think it is the military by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 13:12:39
                The context of Chris Matthews's show by hadji2009-12-03 10:55:03
                Hence the "poor words" vs "intentional malice" (n/ (n/t) by subbywan2009-12-03 09:44:28
      What reason do you have to believe by hadji2009-12-03 07:33:43
friends comp locked up by ick2009-12-03 06:45:04
  and another one comes in and says "help!" by Freakazoid2009-12-03 06:50:24
    That's ok.. That's why helldesk people are psychic by EnzoMatrix2009-12-03 06:56:40
  "50% loaded" is not a real help. by aix tom2009-12-03 06:48:58
    i got the GUi. rebooted after removing by ick2009-12-03 06:58:41
      Re-install Linux and choose to re-partition. by vampire2009-12-03 08:56:21
      In that case you chose the wrong options. by RetiQlum22009-12-03 07:30:53
      If you didn't partition the drive, linux may have by tallastro2009-12-03 07:04:33
        Or he might just have booted a live cd .. by aix tom2009-12-03 07:23:31
The character of a rather odd question... by FNORDer2009-12-03 06:34:32
  For email, base64 and utf-7 use 64 characters. by vetitice2009-12-03 09:18:40
    Same for UUencode - 64 characters by AndyA2009-12-03 10:36:12
  Character set doesn't matter. by RetiQlum22009-12-03 07:48:07
  Depends on the image. by hadji2009-12-03 07:39:23
Invoke Uficle: Firefox virus? by jdelphiki2009-12-03 06:31:44
  Sounds like a corrupt profile by imrambi2009-12-03 06:35:22
    2nd'd by flirkann2009-12-03 06:50:33
underemployment is now the new employment? by tesla_koil2009-12-03 06:06:37
  Underemployment used to be counted until the 60's by VivianC2009-12-03 08:17:32
  "I Single-Handedly Crushed the Dreams... by DesertRat662009-12-03 06:49:08
    So he's saying the industrial revolution is over by toysbfun2009-12-03 08:19:25
      No, he's saying that you can't get rich by by bitflipper2009-12-03 08:22:11
        So if I'm willing to settle for by toysbfun2009-12-03 08:25:21
          Nice try, but that's a trick question. ;-) by bitflipper2009-12-03 08:48:18
            For me, a comfortable life would be having by toysbfun2009-12-03 19:19:29
    *stands and cheers* by bitflipper2009-12-03 07:53:43
      Nope by DesertRat662009-12-03 10:28:17
    I like to sleep in .... by aix tom2009-12-03 07:32:36
      Moving stuff around by dwarf_sfu2009-12-03 09:51:47
      I'm sure most of us do by bitflipper2009-12-03 08:03:47
      Actually, you can create wealth by shuffling stuff by RetiQlum22009-12-03 07:55:51
        "Someone needs to actually make the stuff" by bitflipper2009-12-03 08:17:25
    What a moron. by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 07:25:51
    So his advice to the "me" generation was by tallastro2009-12-03 07:22:15
    damn fine speech (n/t) by tesla_koil2009-12-03 06:57:56
  Feudalism may be dead... by FNORDer2009-12-03 06:37:54
"Cede one of your bases to me by Eboreg2009-12-03 05:51:02
  not as much fun as by Da_Ediot2009-12-03 05:57:24
    ah, good old SMAC by Freakazoid2009-12-03 06:09:52
      stupid mandatory retirement age though... by Freakazoid2009-12-03 06:12:29
    there is a fantasy mod for civiv by tesla_koil2009-12-03 06:01:15
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-12-03 05:35:49
Attention all citizens! (especially themadkansan) by Eboreg2009-12-03 05:20:38
  my condolances hon *hugs*.. by Garrinka2009-12-03 16:05:13
  {{{Eboreg & family}}} by firehawk2009-12-03 13:26:31
  Phew! by Lethosos2009-12-03 06:46:36
Oh my. by ChuckAB2009-12-03 04:59:10
  What a wonderful record of his father. by Unavailable2009-12-03 08:28:49
  Thanks for sharing that chuck. (n/t) by confused.brit2009-12-03 07:02:00
  ugg, wow by tesla_koil2009-12-03 05:47:07
Attn: Boardgame Ufies by vectorz2009-12-03 04:44:03
  I can't play if I'm in Sweden? by oedlan2009-12-03 04:58:08
    Oh, well. I registered as Norwegian by oedlan2009-12-03 05:19:50
Gravitation vs. Revolutionary Girl Utena by veran2009-12-03 04:32:58
  Utena is pretty interesting. by Lethosos2009-12-03 06:44:55
    What do you mean "it gets funky"? by veran2009-12-03 07:10:11
      It's not like, say, *crazy* funky. by Lethosos2009-12-03 08:47:45
More Star Wars on facebook by Rogue19712009-12-03 04:28:18
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-12-03 04:00:11
The newest UFie by micahrw2009-12-03 02:07:59
  grats hon.. many happy&healthy years to him :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-12-03 16:06:21
  \o\ |o| /o/ by corwin172009-12-03 12:40:11
  Short, fat and hairy. by vetitice2009-12-03 10:24:57
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Nea2009-12-03 10:08:57
  Congrats :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-12-03 09:56:46
  Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! by Unavailable2009-12-03 08:33:34
  Stupid Company Firewall. by frostbait2009-12-03 08:32:31
  Kudos and congrats... by jdelphiki2009-12-03 08:23:57
  Congratulations (n/t) by toysbfun2009-12-03 08:20:19
  Baby! by RetiQlum22009-12-03 07:59:27
  Awwww, he looks just like Dust Puppy. by hadji2009-12-03 07:50:28
  Hello, Oscar! by bitflipper2009-12-03 07:44:37
  Congrats! by Bellator2009-12-03 07:24:55
  congratulations to the three of you! (n/t) by livingbread2009-12-03 06:27:48
  Sqeeeeeeeeeeee! \o/ by wabbit652009-12-03 06:05:39
  Ufiedom++; by tesla_koil2009-12-03 06:01:54
  Conga-rats!!! by schwing12009-12-03 05:53:35
  He looks a bit furry by Rogue19712009-12-03 05:18:46
  Congratz on the little one. :) by EnzoMatrix2009-12-03 05:08:40
  Awww by Sonri2009-12-03 05:02:26
  Congratulations to you both! (n/t) by esbita2009-12-03 04:54:56
  congrats with the new tyke (n/t) by madjo2009-12-03 04:42:08
  \o/ \O/ \o/ Conga dancing rats to you all! (n/t) by shargo2009-12-03 04:09:53
  Wow. she sure took her time. :) by klar_at_work2009-12-03 02:50:36
  He looks like Winston Churchill by Hieraco2009-12-03 02:40:27
  *melts* by jpprater2009-12-03 02:28:30
  eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 02:17:48
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by leejam2009-12-03 03:19:01
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by firehawk2009-12-03 03:18:28
  Mistake was made here is the right one by micahrw2009-12-03 02:14:27
    Shouldn't that be by imWACC02009-12-03 03:27:26
  Nice pictures, very cute, congrats again (n/t) by Zoxer2009-12-03 02:13:30
Is there a way to figure out a domain name if by Snate2009-12-03 01:40:51
  Thanks Y'all (n/t) by Snate2009-12-03 02:13:50
  DNSStuff still offer some free services... by Ex0h2009-12-03 02:12:00
  Whois? (n/t) by Zoxer2009-12-03 02:08:37
  nslookup <ipaddress> by parker2009-12-03 01:49:57
  "ping -a <ip.address>" (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-03 01:43:19
    At least that works in Windows. by firehawk2009-12-03 01:43:47
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2009-12-03 01:30:01
I like the add in joke in notinventedhe.re today by Spisefisken2009-12-03 01:12:51
  You are evil by emlaabs2009-12-03 11:51:33
    The archives are very small by Spisefisken2009-12-03 12:29:59
  I thought about posting it here by oedlan2009-12-03 01:32:09
  Heh, totally missed that earlier (n/t) by PeKaJe2009-12-03 01:28:54
  Mods by Spisefisken2009-12-03 01:13:52
    Yeah, it's tiny tiny tiny. by firehawk2009-12-03 01:26:19
      That was just a backup which doesn't work in IE by Spisefisken2009-12-03 01:42:19
    Hmm? It did for me. (n/t) by Snate2009-12-03 01:15:58
Anyone experienced/expert with uTorrent? by Hieraco2009-12-03 01:08:06
  Boss key? by Cural2009-12-03 14:49:10
  I sometimes get that with other programs. by Skelwar2009-12-03 02:12:11
  Also ... didn't you switched users? (n/t) by parker2009-12-03 01:38:29
  try alt-tab (n/t) by parker2009-12-03 01:37:20
  Did explorer crash and restart recently? by Snate2009-12-03 01:13:31
    Tried quick start and Alt+Tab by Hieraco2009-12-03 02:26:36
      If the reboot doesn't help then there's something by shargo2009-12-03 04:51:53
I hate job searching... by amp_man2009-12-03 01:01:37
  It's hard to be on the other end too ... by parker2009-12-03 01:43:47
    That would be a much more feasible idea.... by amp_man2009-12-03 11:35:41
  TJ: Might wanna change that e-mail address in your by firehawk2009-12-03 01:27:39
    Thanks, it was a dead addy anyways (n/t) by amp_man2009-12-03 11:41:45
  I know the feeling. by FNORDer2009-12-03 01:10:34
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Treehugger2009-12-03 00:54:44
  I'll start with pancakes, and have soup later. by Nea2009-12-03 10:15:31
    Hello by afterburner2009-12-03 10:46:10
  Attn: Self Serve notice going up by Treehugger2009-12-03 03:39:08
    Have fun at the show! by Nea2009-12-03 10:12:53
    *sends helper zombie #137 to kitchen* by firehawk2009-12-03 03:45:59
  Oi! You forgot the warm punsch! by oedlan2009-12-03 02:29:43
    *punches warmly* by Treehugger2009-12-03 03:01:00
  yay!!! by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 02:15:34
    Coming right up! by Treehugger2009-12-03 02:59:41
      teh yummeh!!! by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 03:08:41
  Good morning by vectorz2009-12-03 02:02:17
    Huzzah for pseudo Fridays! by Treehugger2009-12-03 02:56:22
  PANCAKES?! O.O by firehawk2009-12-03 01:25:05
    *pancakes avec bacon coming right up* by Treehugger2009-12-03 01:26:40
      Squeeeeeee! {{{Treehugger}}} by firehawk2009-12-03 01:28:24
        (between bites) Oh, by the way... by firehawk2009-12-03 01:31:58
  {{{Treehugger}}} Hurray! pea soup! by Hieraco2009-12-03 01:01:28
    *ladels out a bowl and slides it along the counter by Treehugger2009-12-03 01:09:51
*snerk* Richard is the greatest. (n/t) by Snate2009-12-03 00:47:42
  Hop. by oedlan2009-12-03 00:59:21
It's just a polyalphabetic cipher... by FNORDer2009-12-03 00:40:37
  Assuming it is a polyalphabetic cipher.... by vampire2009-12-03 11:10:33
  Hrm, looks like by Lethosos2009-12-03 07:06:15
  That's easy... by firehawk2009-12-03 01:30:16
    Nope it's not ROT Anything :P (n/t) by FNORDer2009-12-03 03:10:29
~grabs random UFie, sniffs their ear by confused.brit2009-12-03 00:35:13
  *picks up kitteh, takes to Illiways* by firehawk2009-12-03 01:23:40
  I dont wanna risk tunneling into Illiways... but.. by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 00:39:50
    *Grabs barrel, takes out a BAS bong* by oedlan2009-12-03 00:45:08
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 00:30:00
  Hey mekkanik_mike, I think you missed a spam by Snate2009-12-03 00:34:05
    I know... by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 00:35:57
      TJ : If you see me on GTalk later today by klar_at_work2009-12-03 04:47:15
"Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today... by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 00:03:45
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 00:02:04
  New question: by RetiQlum22009-12-03 08:04:12
    Kittens by confused.brit2009-12-03 13:07:23
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 00:01:13
  Something like what? by Khaar2009-12-03 07:44:21
  look up at the comic /\ by Freakazoid2009-12-03 07:40:41
  Battlefield 2 (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-12-03 07:35:04
  It's been awhile by Lethosos2009-12-03 07:09:16
  Thief by parker2009-12-03 01:35:29
  Diablo 2 by oedlan2009-12-03 01:08:37
  MIrror's edge, last night. by FNORDer2009-12-03 00:31:48
  W:ET. by Tyop2009-12-03 00:31:44
    So join in! by shargo2009-12-03 04:06:01
      I was playing Desert Baserace by Klaranth2009-12-03 10:27:30
  ...can't quite remember, been relatively well beha by Flirkann2009-12-03 00:28:55
  Grandpa. And I haven't pulled a finger since. by taitano2009-12-03 00:09:43
  UF. by firehawk2009-12-03 00:09:16
Translations by Nea2009-12-03 00:01:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-12-03 00:00:01
  RonaldRegansperlunkedAtelephoneatBlockBusterasread by oedlan2009-12-03 00:02:13
    Reagan again!! by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 00:07:00
      Reagan, blockbuster by oedlan2009-12-03 00:08:26
        *eats caveman brains* by firehawk2009-12-03 00:09:54
          *gnaws on club* by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 00:18:03
            *Turns mekkanik_mike into a Club Sandwich* by oedlan2009-12-03 00:28:53
              Lunch again by mekkanik_mike2009-12-03 00:40:33
                *eats mekkanik_mike's brains and next meal* by firehawk2009-12-03 01:32:40
                  I draw the line there! by Eboreg2009-12-03 05:14:02
                    *eats the line* by madjo2009-12-03 08:35:50

 

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