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Has anyone seen the commercials for by SouthpawPL2009-12-02 23:07:23
Hup. by oedlan2009-12-02 22:38:23
Happy B-Day Voxwoman by imWACC02009-12-02 22:00:18
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ^.^ by firehawk2009-12-02 23:33:10
  Congarats and Happy Birthday Voxwoman (n/t) by Zoxer2009-12-02 23:31:51
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-12-02 22:00:01
Finally, you can increase your IQ!! by dennismv2009-12-02 20:39:49
  /thinks, "This just *screams* SPAM." by Twitchh2009-12-02 21:04:33
    Linked site is satire....I think by Control2009-12-02 21:22:04
      LOL...I think they might be serious. by firehawk2009-12-02 21:30:53
        That was the impression I got by Intrinsic2009-12-02 21:42:23
Oscar Nathan March Rosen-Wolfe by micahrw2009-12-02 20:05:24
  sure but what's his UFie name? by Hieraco2009-12-03 00:42:03
    OsNaMaRoWo ? by oedlan2009-12-03 01:00:58
  Congrats all around!!! (n/t) by leistico2009-12-02 23:39:58
  Happy birthday little guy! (n/t) by PeKaJe2009-12-02 23:19:47
  \0/ Congratulations to mother, baby and father (n/t) by Zoxer2009-12-02 22:55:05
  Congrats!! (n/t) by leejam2009-12-02 22:26:51
  Congratulations and welcome to the world little du by Intrinsic2009-12-02 22:03:15
  Congrats!!! (n/t) by Clovis Man2009-12-02 21:52:55
  Wooohoooo! Best wishes to you! by oedlan 2009-12-02 21:41:08
  \o/ (n/t) by Llyr2009-12-02 21:37:48
  WOOHOO! \o/ Congrats! by firehawk2009-12-02 21:34:27
  Metric translation: by whybird2009-12-02 21:21:50
  :-) (n/t) by whybird2009-12-02 21:16:38
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Twitchh2009-12-02 21:00:48
  Congratulations! The newest UFie! :) (n/t) by SaylorA2009-12-02 21:00:18
  Congrats! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2009-12-02 20:55:13
  Wonderful! by tonyz2009-12-02 20:52:12
  Fantastic news! Congratulations to all! by purplepineapple2009-12-02 20:51:28
    Tomorrow or friday by micahrw2009-12-02 20:54:03
      DO NOT Eat that Burrito. Please! by frostbait2009-12-02 21:00:53
  Congrats to you all! (n/t) by tully2009-12-02 20:47:02
  Congrats! by abaron2009-12-02 20:43:50
  Congrats!! (n/t) by Danu2009-12-02 20:43:41
  Yay! (n/t) by voxwoman2009-12-02 20:28:23
  conga-rats!!! (n/t) by Blindman2009-12-02 20:25:25
  Congratulations. About time (n/t) by vetitice2009-12-02 20:20:01
  Congratulations to all! (n/t) by radiowave9112009-12-02 20:13:06
  Yay! Welcome to the world little guy. (n/t) by frostbait2009-12-02 20:09:36
  Glad everything went well and that everyone is by Unavailable2009-12-02 20:09:35
  Mazel Tov!! by misrobin22009-12-02 20:09:18
  Yeah! Congratulations to the whole family! by vdp2009-12-02 20:06:51
    Great on this end by micahrw2009-12-02 20:13:23
      Yup, those contractions can be painful... by kreepykrawly2009-12-02 20:59:06
CD emulation software help? by XndeX2009-12-02 19:02:21
  try snagging a newer version by Freakazoid2009-12-02 19:17:08
  I think you need to run it with admin rights. by RedIon2009-12-02 19:06:49
    would love to! by XndeX2009-12-02 19:08:42
      false alarm got it to work by XndeX2009-12-02 19:27:41
grammar requested by dennismv2009-12-02 19:01:12
  Both are acceptable. (n/t) by sgrunt2009-12-02 19:05:30
Job application help? by MrTrick2009-12-02 18:34:46
  Much tweaking needed. by da-gimp2009-12-02 18:57:20
    Thank you, I'll pass that on. (n/t) by MrTrick2009-12-02 19:17:43
help with my thread down below please :) by Garrinka2009-12-02 18:12:56
  brain is full.. naptime! ;) and thanks by Garrinka2009-12-02 18:35:35
ATTN: hadji, voxwoman. by Sharku2009-12-02 17:57:36
  no, I haven't been looking. What? (n/t) by voxwoman2009-12-02 20:14:25
Something dose not seem right in the math by imWACC02009-12-02 17:38:04
  Exactly how is $8.3k / month "chump change"? (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-12-03 02:57:16
  "Up to $1 million". by firehawk2009-12-02 19:46:51
  ...If it had been for F@H or WCG... by themadkansan2009-12-02 17:45:28
    Personally, I find SETI a more worthy cause by Control2009-12-02 21:28:12
    Why is SETI@Home not a viable cause? by tallastro2009-12-02 19:06:52
      We're likely to find cancer treatment before extra by themadkansan2009-12-02 19:22:50
        We already have cancer treatments. (n/t) by tallastro2009-12-02 19:25:09
          riiiight....... by Freakazoid2009-12-02 19:38:45
            Yeah, and better living through chemistry is by tallastro2009-12-02 20:01:23
          ... (n/t) by themadkansan2009-12-02 19:28:29
  Even sillier: by toysbfun2009-12-02 17:42:37
*nuzzles up to AprylMae* by Stan the tiger2009-12-02 17:32:53
Need help finding song with vague information by SnappingTurtle2009-12-02 17:30:06
  Ask the restaurant who provides the service. by ag_wyvern2009-12-02 20:52:51
  Cotton eyed Joe? by tallastro2009-12-02 20:44:23
    oh the horror by oedlan 2009-12-02 21:45:38
    Hmm, fits the description given. (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-12-02 21:02:00
  Those are guesses. My speakers aren't connected by Unavailable2009-12-02 20:03:15
  Or maybe "Amie" by Pure Prairie League? (n/t) by Unavailable2009-12-02 20:01:23
  Possibly "Alive and Kicking" by Simple Minds? (n/t) by Unavailable2009-12-02 19:54:55
  Kansas, possibly? by Vulture2009-12-02 18:04:36
  Was it maybe by Yellowcard? by MISRobin22009-12-02 17:48:01
  Try out the new Google Music Search. by Snate2009-12-02 17:35:46
    Tried it, no luck by SnappingTurtle2009-12-02 17:39:10
  Was it, maybe, the Dylan version of "Bad Boys"? by kahuana2009-12-02 17:35:39
    LOL! by SnappingTurtle2009-12-02 17:38:06
Someone tell me it's possible by toysbfun2009-12-02 17:17:13
  Of course it's possible. by firehawk2009-12-02 17:20:21
    Personal s4storms are the culprit, not the prof. by toysbfun2009-12-02 17:45:31
    And if it is IMpossible, use a certain CC. by kahuana2009-12-02 17:23:25
      You just ruined a perfectly good non-humorous by firehawk2009-12-02 17:24:20
        *punches firehawk's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2009-12-02 17:27:34
I am FED UP with this numbskull. by McNutcase2009-12-02 16:59:49
  So why not just throw them out? (n/t) by hackworth2009-12-02 17:15:54
    Because, imbecilic as he is... by McNutcase2009-12-02 17:18:51
      so shred and toss. by hackworth2009-12-02 17:21:37
      So, if you shred them, nobody can steal it. by firehawk2009-12-02 17:21:22
        That's probably why he skipped. (n/t) by Clovis Man2009-12-02 17:22:28
  Get their undivided attention. (clue by four) by Clovis Man2009-12-02 17:12:41
    ...taped to a brick. ^.^ (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 17:16:01
      Approximately the size and mass of by Clovis Man2009-12-02 17:19:23
  I've been at my current place for two years and by Snate2009-12-02 17:07:18
    Yup, you HAVE to tell the DMV. by McNutcase2009-12-02 17:11:16
      Courts, and anyone else, too. by Clovis Man2009-12-02 17:17:27
        I'd have tossed them. (n/t) by vampire2009-12-02 19:52:32
  Try sending them back marked "Recipient moved" or by techi8702009-12-02 17:04:46
    That's what I've been doing for 6 months. by McNutcase2009-12-02 17:05:35
  Phone his credit card company by oot2009-12-02 17:03:49
    I think I will. by McNutcase2009-12-02 17:07:09
      If that doesn't work... by firehawk2009-12-02 17:15:38
        That'd require committing a federal crime. Um, NO. by McNutcase2009-12-02 17:22:10
          Then shred 'em and forget 'em. by firehawk2009-12-02 17:23:01
            Actually, there's one thing that doesn't. by McNutcase2009-12-02 17:25:31
              The CEO will never see it. by firehawk2009-12-02 18:54:13
                not always, if our CEO got a letter of complaint by Jeff_UK2010-03-02 14:15:38
            That's another Federal crime - willful destruction by Radiowave9112009-12-02 17:24:59
              Then the post office can damn well provide a form by firehawk2009-12-02 18:55:00
        I think the way those envelopes work has changed by Snate2009-12-02 17:19:27
          So you cut a piece of sheetmetal by themadkansan2009-12-02 17:21:50
            I think that'd break the sorting machine. by kahuana2009-12-02 17:29:17
              not If they're the same as those at Royal Mail by Jeff_UK2010-03-02 14:12:11
            ^^^^^ What he said. (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 17:22:12
  Call your local post office and speak with the by Radiowave9112009-12-02 17:02:55
    BTDT, no help from them. by McNutcase2009-12-02 17:06:17
      Move up the chain. Use words like harassment. by Radiowave9112009-12-02 17:11:44
How should/does a radiator control knob work? by oot2009-12-02 16:29:36
  Most of them use a spring loaded valve by Control2009-12-02 21:34:43
  Cold to the touch after how long? by firehawk2009-12-02 17:03:28
    Had it on IIII for over a day by oot2009-12-02 17:04:57
      I vote for 'busted'. Call the landlord :) (n/t) by Radiowave9112009-12-02 17:13:45
        Seconded. (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 17:23:36
          Thirded. (n/t) by DevSolar2009-12-03 00:29:00
  Possible answer: by jeff_uk2009-12-02 16:35:23
  It's not working properly by veran2009-12-02 16:33:36
  Blue is 'cold', red is 'hot'. by themadkansan2009-12-02 16:33:18
    Except in physics/astronomy. Red is hot. by kahuana2009-12-02 17:40:42
  Time? Pick a setting and wait a while? (n/t) by ChuckAB2009-12-02 16:31:20
Should I go back to school? o.0 by Garrinka2009-12-02 16:20:58
  which speciality to pick? o.0 by Garrinka2009-12-02 18:08:52
    Security is only going to get more important by themadkansan2009-12-02 18:15:53
      they offer a MA in security as well.. by Garrinka2009-12-02 18:21:33
        You could get the BS, by lenmear2009-12-02 18:51:34
      SSE will probably involve coding and math. by kahuana2009-12-02 18:19:49
        coding mostly involves Java.. by Garrinka2009-12-02 18:24:14
        Hey, if the shoe fits... :D by themadkansan2009-12-02 18:21:37
  try to get a job there. :) by justncase2009-12-02 18:01:53
  I've decided.. I have to give it a chance.. by Garrinka2009-12-02 17:30:21
    Good luck! (n/t) by vdp2009-12-02 18:47:22
    Good luck with it. by Clovis Man2009-12-02 18:10:28
      already been collecting that .. thanks though :) by Garrinka2009-12-02 18:11:49
    IIRC, govt only controls public loan/grant money by hackworth2009-12-02 17:54:13
      P.S. Congrats and good luck! ;-) (n/t) by hackworth2009-12-02 17:56:00
  Go for grants. by firehawk2009-12-02 17:00:36
    You go for Grant. I'll go for Kari. (n/t) by kahuana2009-12-02 18:21:04
      You do realise that Kari's married with kid(s?) (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-12-02 19:09:03
        :( I like re-run Kari better. by kahuana2009-12-02 19:23:36
          You two are both completely, irredeemably full of by firehawk2009-12-02 23:35:20
  I'm not sure I'd want to take on more debt, by Clovis Man2009-12-02 17:00:06
  Johnny didn't want to go to school. by jeff_uk2009-12-02 16:27:39
  I always say more learning is good by confused.brit2009-12-02 16:25:42
    they give you lee way due to economic duress.. by Garrinka2009-12-02 16:29:37
  Probly trying to gin up more business. by themadkansan2009-12-02 16:24:30
    well thats the thing.. I want to stay where I'm at by Garrinka2009-12-02 16:27:53
      They just require a "degree"? by themadkansan2009-12-02 16:29:27
        ayep .. just want to see the effort.. by Garrinka2009-12-02 16:30:53
          duno, man. by themadkansan2009-12-02 16:38:08
  That depends... by AndyA2009-12-02 16:24:07
  Congratulations! by oot2009-12-02 16:22:40
    BS in an IT field.. by Garrinka2009-12-02 16:25:07
      Ah so, you're going into consulting? by jeff_uk2009-12-02 16:28:43
      Seems a strangely appropriate level... by confused.brit2009-12-02 16:28:36
        I was 7 seconds too slow! (n/t) by jeff_uk2009-12-02 16:38:35
        night .brit and jeff uk.. good dreams to you both by Garrinka2009-12-02 16:33:24
In 23 minutes, by sgrunt2009-12-02 16:07:38
  *eats any final exam by firehawk2009-12-02 16:59:09
  Good thoughts on their way, but I think you'll ace by Unavailable2009-12-02 16:08:56
D4 YOU BOB RIVERS! (n/t) by UGuardian2009-12-02 15:47:32
  meh. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-12-02 15:48:27
    *eats the meh* (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 15:56:28
      *sets out another* by themadkansan2009-12-02 16:25:44
        *eats the meh* by firehawk2009-12-02 17:07:52
          *sets out whole plate* (n/t) by themadkansan2009-12-02 17:14:40
            Yummy! *eats all the mehs* by firehawk2009-12-02 17:16:35
              ...Tell me about it. o.O (n/t) by themadkansan2009-12-02 17:18:48
The <strike>organisation</strike> place I work for by jeff_uk2009-12-02 15:41:47
  Start..Shut Down.. ...AAh, CANCEL. by Jeff_UK2009-12-02 16:15:01
  Perfect, Yesterday was better than last week and by Jeff_UK2009-12-02 16:12:52
  Just remembered that the cube doesn't update until by jeff_uk2009-12-02 16:02:15
  gah-eep! Good luck :-) (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2009-12-02 15:55:00
Baserace ...... ? Nah ... by Klaranth2009-12-02 15:27:52
Broken water by micahrw2009-12-02 15:27:13
  Stop posting here then and get to by schwing12009-12-02 18:32:19
  can it be fixed ? (n/t) by Zandermann2009-12-02 18:28:07
  best wishes! (n/t) by voxwoman2009-12-02 16:50:03
  go Apryl go Apryl by rogue19712009-12-02 16:49:51
  good luck hon *sends vibes and etc* (n/t) by Garrinka2009-12-02 16:37:12
  Make sure AprylMae knows we're all here and by Unavailable2009-12-02 15:50:45
  Here's to a quick game - and no by Dire_Lobo2009-12-02 15:34:15
    Yeah, don't forget the off-side rule by jeff_uk2009-12-02 16:24:09
  *hugs* to you all (n/t) by shargo2009-12-02 15:32:15
  Get on your hockey gear and grab your stick. by firehawk2009-12-02 15:29:20
    Your advice is about 9 months too late. by imWACC02009-12-02 15:35:59
      *hands imWACC0 a cupie doll* by firehawk2009-12-02 15:52:34
        I won _ \o/ _ w00t (n/t) by imWACC02009-12-02 16:15:30
On getting to work and such by robertltux2009-12-02 15:25:19
  Why Transport Rings? by Clovis Man2009-12-02 16:13:49
    no real reason by robertltux2009-12-02 16:34:26
      You should be able to apply the same sort of by Clovis Man2009-12-02 16:54:12
  I'd put one in Louisville, that would make it easy by SaylorA2009-12-02 16:12:57
  Can i have one at college, on the 3rd floor ? by confused.brit2009-12-02 16:07:59
    well they got a floor rated for 13 tons?? by robertltux2009-12-02 16:31:52
    i should be fixing my SL machine tomorrow by robertltux2009-12-02 16:26:34
      I can try, but no near deadlines,k? by confused.brit2009-12-02 16:30:24
  Scattered around the US near relatives by Divinar2009-12-02 16:02:07
    correction for you by robertltux2009-12-02 16:07:38
      Heh, my car easily fits inside that by PeKaJe2009-12-02 16:49:13
  Suspended over a volcano... by firehawk2009-12-02 15:28:49
    You would waste a ring for that?? by robertltux2009-12-02 15:35:31
      Of course I would. by firehawk2009-12-02 15:53:12
Attn: tully Here is the Sweet Potatoe soup recipe by techi8702009-12-02 15:11:42
  Thanks very much! Is the grape seed oil needed by tully2009-12-02 19:29:21
    Answers! by TechisSO2009-12-04 19:13:07
  Question: What do *you* mean by 'diced'? by ag_wyvern2009-12-02 15:40:31
    think a d6 by robertltux2009-12-02 16:09:38
      IIRC they were a little bigger than that. I'd by techi8702009-12-02 16:36:47
    For sweet potato, I'd say 8D6 (n/t) by Jeff_UK2009-12-02 16:07:02
Anybody here used Nero? I need something ID10t by Dire_Lobo2009-12-02 14:21:35
  Aside from being bloatware... by Clovis Man2009-12-02 16:08:36
  sure it might work by Freakazoid2009-12-02 14:40:53
    Geeps! Thatsa not good. I have no memory...or very by Dire_Lobo2009-12-02 15:36:41
      bunch of alternative suggestions here by Freakazoid2009-12-02 16:22:23
        That is a very nifty site. Thanks for posting it. (n/t) by Snate2009-12-02 16:30:15
          +++ by owh2009-12-02 17:32:39
  I wouldn't call it ID10t-proof? by firehawk2009-12-02 14:22:41
    Sweet. I usually know about half of what I should. by Dire_Lobo2009-12-02 14:25:59
Hahahaha by rogue19712009-12-02 14:13:17
  Perfection! by jermschmitt2009-12-02 14:45:03
  Buahahaha! by Dire_Lobo2009-12-02 14:30:12
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! by firehawk2009-12-02 14:22:04
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-D (n/t) by Snate2009-12-02 14:14:59
ATTN:Firehawk by confused.brit2009-12-02 13:29:28
  ATTN: confused.brit by firehawk2009-12-02 13:38:04
    Sounds like a mixed drink, to me ;-P~~~ (n/t) by bitflipper2009-12-02 13:54:21
    :) (n/t) by confused.brit2009-12-02 13:47:15
Attn: Vista UFies by ideur2009-12-02 13:09:49
  Thank You ALL! by ideur2009-12-02 13:35:01
  Yes and no by Bonzo2009-12-02 13:22:55
  Might be able to use a utility to reset it. by techi8702009-12-02 13:20:57
  Here you go by mridenour2009-12-02 13:20:12
    Works beautifully for NT-to-7 by carthax2009-12-02 13:21:19
Still watching: Sailor Moon by veran2009-12-02 12:43:39
  you have yet to confirm, is this the "stars" set? (n/t) by Nightwind2009-12-02 16:49:45
    yes (n/t) by veran2009-12-03 00:29:46
  how many episodes have you watched? (n/t) by joresgump2009-12-02 12:51:09
    179 (n/t) by veran2009-12-02 13:08:04
      Wow </Keanu Reeves> (n/t) by joresgump2009-12-02 13:12:46
        I thought that was... by firehawk2009-12-02 13:14:00
          *eats firehawk's grammar naziness* (n/t) by joresgump2009-12-02 13:15:12
            Oi! You know I'm right. by firehawk2009-12-02 13:17:48
              I know! *hides in shame* but.... by joresgump2009-12-02 19:12:05
How to kill a pesky Paladin? by carthax2009-12-02 12:34:22
  Cast a spell of "Ubuntu" on hir? (n/t) by kahuana2009-12-02 17:12:22
  Fight like a rogue - surprise & backstab by Stibbons2009-12-02 16:32:46
  How to kill a paladin? by veran2009-12-02 15:19:50
    Anti-tank missle would be better. The AK-47 by techi8702009-12-02 15:27:04
      For that, a vodka bottle full of gasoline by veran2009-12-02 15:55:32
  Why not just by vampire2009-12-02 13:11:52
    It's possible by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 13:27:30
    Uhhh...he likes a challenge? :-) by carthax2009-12-02 13:18:31
  How to hack off your DM :-D by carthax2009-12-02 12:42:06
    How Matt the GM hacked off his SO by SnArL2009-12-02 13:50:19
      Everyone got killed by a rock. :-D (n/t) by carthax2009-12-02 13:53:15
        Close...oh so close! by SnArL2009-12-02 13:55:01
          Bwahahahahahaha! by firehawk2009-12-02 14:35:39
            I *REALLY* miss Dave Pratt by SnArL2009-12-02 14:39:10
              He left voluntarily. by firehawk2009-12-02 14:56:16
    What was your DM thinking? by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 13:26:01
      3.5, with a house rule of very low encumbrance for by carthax2009-12-02 13:51:58
        Our current DM wrote his own system and world. by firehawk2009-12-02 14:32:04
    How to Hack off the DM, Way #2. by firehawk2009-12-02 13:09:12
      That's what I would have done. by vampire2009-12-02 17:13:41
        Something like "splorch"? (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 17:17:19
      Am I the only one wondering: by ttlogic2009-12-02 14:37:38
        ROFLMAO by vampire2009-12-02 19:48:04
        The thought *did* cross my mind ;oD by Intrinsic2009-12-02 16:21:35
        Bwahahahahaha! (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 14:38:16
      I saw that coming by Eboreg2009-12-02 14:19:38
      How to hack of a DM #3 by DesertRat662009-12-02 13:49:51
        Those are nice bikes. (n/t) by tallastro2009-12-02 14:03:12
      ... that takes horsebombing to a whole new level. (n/t) by McNutcase2009-12-02 13:20:41
        Did I ever tell you about the "horse suicide"? (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 13:38:56
          I don't recall such... (n/t) by McNutcase2009-12-02 13:49:56
            Okay, a group playing RIFTS... by firehawk2009-12-02 14:28:00
      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (n/t) by carthax2009-12-02 13:20:05
        ^This. I laughed for 5 minutes. (n/t) by Sharku2009-12-02 13:23:18
What do y'all think of this 24" 1920x1200 LCD? by Snate2009-12-02 12:28:11
  I think it is about 8.6" too big? :o) (n/t) by kahuana2009-12-02 17:14:09
    eh? Your smiley tells me you're joking but IDGI. (n/t) by Snate2009-12-02 17:16:17
      My laptop is 15.4" at that resolution. (n/t) by kahuana2009-12-02 17:25:05
        o.O My eyesight is quite good and my coworkers by Snate2009-12-02 17:30:49
          Very useful. I've been using it for over a year. by kahuana2009-12-02 17:37:34
  Personally, I need a NON-widescreen... by werehatrack2009-12-02 13:00:52
    One search on TigerDirect.com shows this 17" norma by carthax2009-12-02 13:08:11
      Plus shipping, and can't eyeball first. by werehatrack2009-12-02 13:13:08
        mal-wart has one by Freakazoid2009-12-02 13:32:05
      And in case you don't like TigerDirect, Newegg by Snate2009-12-02 13:12:40
        Same issue. by werehatrack2009-12-02 13:14:16
          Probly gonna waste a lot of money driving, then. by themadkansan2009-12-02 13:48:24
            good customer support, too. by Freakazoid2009-12-02 13:55:30
    Yup, I'm annoyed about the vertical space thing as by Snate2009-12-02 13:05:25
    Rotate screen 90 deg: Huge vertical screen space. (n/t) by vetitice2009-12-02 13:05:14
      Not functional. by werehatrack2009-12-02 13:07:27
  Does it have to be a 24" 1920x1200? by Menetlaus2009-12-02 12:45:49
    Yes, I currently have 1600x1200 and I considering by Snate2009-12-02 12:52:54
  pretty high refresh rate there. by Freakazoid2009-12-02 12:41:58
  I'm about where you are. by firehawk2009-12-02 12:29:29
Filed under : I WANT ONE! by daemon_poet2009-12-02 12:06:36
  First : we have to cut off your arm ... (n/t) by corwin172009-12-02 13:16:39
  That's surprisingly cheap, actually by PeKaJe2009-12-02 12:12:39
    I find your lack of faith disturbing. (n/t) by daemon_poet2009-12-02 12:28:08
Baby on the way by micahrw2009-12-02 11:42:43
  Make sure that after the birth by run.dll2009-12-02 14:41:03
    Be wearing armor when you do this. (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 14:57:21
      o.0 by themadkansan2009-12-02 15:10:00
        Yes, but the brainz would be intact. by firehawk2009-12-02 15:53:37
          I beg to differ. by themadkansan2009-12-02 16:45:04
  WooHooooo! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (n/t) by shargo2009-12-02 14:16:55
  *cuddles micahrw* by Stan the tiger2009-12-02 14:12:27
    o.O by firehawk2009-12-02 14:37:06
  Yay! I'm somewhat jelous. by oedlan 2009-12-02 14:08:45
  Congrats! Prays for speedy and easy delivery. by tully2009-12-02 12:58:20
  wish you all goes well (n/t) by Zoxer2009-12-02 12:54:45
  Fingers and toes and tentacles crossed for an eas by intrinsic2009-12-02 12:45:38
  WOOHOO!!! \o/ by kc5sdy2009-12-02 12:23:37
  Best wishes and best of luck! (n/t) by davydd2009-12-02 12:22:03
  Woo-Hoo!!! by schwing12009-12-02 12:18:31
  YAY! \o/ by firehawk2009-12-02 12:09:01
    Not even a chuckle? by firehawk2009-12-02 15:55:16
      How about a *twitch*? (n/t) by andyz2009-12-02 16:43:15
        That could work. (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 17:08:20
  Yay! Best of luck by vectorz2009-12-02 12:08:57
  Best of luck!! (n/t) by Twitchh2009-12-02 12:07:38
  Good luck! (n/t) by PeKaJe2009-12-02 12:03:55
  Best Luck, and Welcome to the New One! (n/t) by bitflipper2009-12-02 12:01:50
  Good luck! *crosses fingers* (n/t) by SaylorA2009-12-02 11:58:18
  Good luck and best wishes! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 11:56:51
  Good Luck! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2009-12-02 11:56:12
  Thanks for the update! Good vibes to you two! (n/t) by NDwight2009-12-02 11:55:42
  best wishes and much luck! (n/t) by Zandermann2009-12-02 11:50:45
  !!!!!!!!!!!!w00t!!!!!!!!!!!! by Bastetsmuse2009-12-02 11:49:23
  Good luck and may all go well (n/t) by imrambi2009-12-02 11:49:10
  In another 11 hours by voxwoman2009-12-02 11:48:19
    She did seem in a bit of a hurry to get it out... by imperito2009-12-02 12:19:23
      BOOOOM-De-Ya-Da (n/t) by oedlan2009-12-02 23:51:24
  Congrats you two^Z^Z^Z three. :) (n/t) by Sharku2009-12-02 11:48:03
  *hacks into Santa's computer again* by Rogue19712009-12-02 11:47:58
    threadjack! by Bastetsmuse2009-12-02 11:50:20
      Speaking of t-shirts by micahrw2009-12-02 12:03:58
      HAHAHAHA :-D (n/t) by Snate2009-12-02 11:55:30
    Oh! And Congratz! (n/t) by Rogue19712009-12-02 11:48:28
  Bst wishes for a speedy and (relatively) pain-free by Unavailable2009-12-02 11:45:43
  Where's the link to the live webcam? by SnArL2009-12-02 11:45:12
    If I could sneak it past Apryl I would. by micahrw2009-12-02 11:51:15
    That was suggested before. by Sharku2009-12-02 11:47:16
      A rusty spork by micahrw2009-12-02 12:06:10
        +5 Rusty Spork of Disembowelment (n/t) by SnArL2009-12-02 12:26:49
      There is no spoon (n/t) by imrambi2009-12-02 11:48:42
I know it's a rerun but... by arancaytar2009-12-02 10:48:28
  Wasn't Nixon a Quaker? by voxwoman2009-12-02 11:49:12
    When I worked at a Friends (Quaker) school by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 12:00:17
    "yes" to the first... by Zandermann2009-12-02 11:51:49
  Logic and reality by micahrw2009-12-02 11:47:00
    Annother chance for me to brag about my by Rogue19712009-12-02 11:54:39
      Bwahahahahahahaha! by firehawk2009-12-02 12:06:01
  How's their oatmeal though?? (n/t) by subbywan2009-12-02 11:29:27
Attn: Duckon/Chicago UFies by imWACC02009-12-02 10:46:36
  ATTN: tesla_koil by firehawk2009-12-02 12:04:56
    Undisclosed Location by imWACC02009-12-02 12:14:15
Vorpal Twinkie. Repeat, Vorpal Twinkie. by evil_minion2009-12-02 10:35:41
  Nighthawk, ees zat you? (n/t) by Sharku2009-12-02 10:59:11
    No, Nighthawk is by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 11:41:12
  metacarpal gruntwhistle. by themadkansan2009-12-02 10:39:08
    Acknowlege gruntwhistle by basher202009-12-02 10:58:33
      The beagle has fleas, repeat, the beagle has fleas (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 11:01:21
        The bagel has cheese. (n/t) by pas512009-12-02 11:18:15
          The target is Limburgher. (n/t) by confused.brit2009-12-02 11:20:03
            *nukes the site from orbit* by firehawk2009-12-02 12:03:55
              Too bad they never did that by corwin172009-12-02 13:49:11
              *eats the nuke* by jermschmitt2009-12-02 13:48:01
                *offers jermschmitt a bottle of antacid* by corwin172009-12-02 13:52:29
                  *eats the antacid* by firehawk2009-12-02 15:54:31
                    Noooooo! by jermschmitt2009-12-02 16:33:25
                      *produces another nuke* by firehawk2009-12-02 16:51:00
                  How DO you spell relief? (n/t) by jermschmitt2009-12-02 14:46:05
  Punchout, Punchout, Punchout by basher202009-12-02 10:37:09
  The Grumf is in the caravan. (n/t) by Tyop2009-12-02 10:36:40
    Baby rutabaga smacked up the stapler. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-12-02 10:37:36
Mel is funny. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2009-12-02 10:35:00
  Mel is legendary. Google "The Story of Mel" (n/t) by RunNeoRun2009-12-02 11:15:16
    Not what I meant, but funny. by themadkansan2009-12-02 12:18:40
UFie: Networking by imWACC02009-12-02 10:30:30
  Google "Adapter Teaming" for info on what you want (n/t) by twixt2009-12-02 11:23:02
    And on Linux, I think the term is Bonding by ttlogic2009-12-02 11:46:28
  Reminds me of back when a friend of mine had 2 by kc5sdy2009-12-02 11:15:58
  Yep. Requires a router that can handle it though. by Sharku2009-12-02 10:40:02
    If I'm reading this right by imWACC02009-12-02 11:15:10
      That too is possible. Of a sort. by Sharku2009-12-02 11:52:59
  The technology you are looking for is called by vampire2009-12-02 10:39:02
    You can use any dynamic routing protocol by romandas2009-12-02 11:02:08
      RIP (Cisco) is just the one I am familar with. by vampire2009-12-02 11:07:05
    Not quite by sazzer2009-12-02 10:42:12
      I recall Windows referring to it as Multiplexing. (n/t) by flirkann2009-12-02 14:59:07
      Load balancing is not limited to just servers. by vampire2009-12-02 10:56:49
      Actually I have seen load balanced routing by vampire2009-12-02 10:49:07
      Link aggregation. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-12-02 10:43:10
        Yes. An "aggregator" is what you want. by Twitchh2009-12-02 12:11:44
        In the modem days it was called by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 10:48:21
    ^I believe.... (n/t) by vampire2009-12-02 10:40:35
  Not easily by basher202009-12-02 10:36:14
*waits impatiently for his bacon pizza to be ready (n/t) by Klaranth2009-12-02 09:52:56
  *stands at the door, ready to distract Firehawk if by Rogue19712009-12-02 10:16:18
    *falls on pizza from top of door-frame* by firehawk2009-12-02 12:02:33
      NOT mine. by Klaranth2009-12-02 12:50:22
  *hides around corner* by hactar the uhhh2009-12-02 09:56:01
    *takes hactar's place* by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:58:22
      Not really hard... by BorgKing2009-12-02 10:22:47
        Yeah, but the other people do the ordering. by Lethosos2009-12-02 10:24:59
WTF4ing F4?! by voxwoman2009-12-02 09:46:19
  ASL? (n/t) by Zoxer2009-12-02 10:33:54
    This isn't that kind of message board. (n/t) by vetitice2009-12-02 10:36:29
      ? (n/t) by Zoxer2009-12-02 10:45:34
        ASL vs A/S/L by toysbfun2009-12-02 10:46:49
          Thanks. Heaven, where can one get in, by Zoxer2009-12-02 12:53:11
            I never knew the meaning of Shortening by vetitice2009-12-02 13:03:14
              LO, short cut is better? (n/t) by Zoxer2009-12-02 13:27:18
                acronym is best (n/t) by voxwoman2009-12-02 16:39:40
                  Thanks, I will put this in my memory (n/t) by Zoxer2009-12-02 23:29:05
                  Acronymphomaniacs (n/t) by vetitice2009-12-02 18:04:56
          This is why I always use "Ameslan" rather than ASL (n/t) by Unavailable2009-12-02 11:56:19
          It's totally NOT ASL. If it were ASL by voxwoman2009-12-02 11:47:06
            maybe they had google (hand)wave (Beta) account :) (n/t) by joresgump2009-12-02 12:56:35
          Even I missed that one by imWACC02009-12-02 11:46:21
    LOL! by toysbfun2009-12-02 10:35:39
  Possible reasons: by toysbfun2009-12-02 10:24:56
    Or ... by run.dll2009-12-02 14:38:52
Logic operator associativity question by thetree2009-12-02 09:26:24
  ITYM "precedence" by pas512009-12-02 09:42:21
    I think they changed that in C++. by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:44:03
      Nope. by pas512009-12-02 10:02:21
        No; thetree is looking for by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 10:08:56
          Not necessarily. by pas512009-12-02 10:45:08
            Hmm, interesting. by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 11:45:33
  thetree's post, with characters displayed by bitflipper2009-12-02 09:35:19
    And response... by bitflipper2009-12-02 09:42:07
  I meant... by thetree2009-12-02 09:34:42
    Ooo, good question. by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:42:18
      Thanks by thetree2009-12-02 09:47:10
Canada to form ‘Doughnut of Stability' by run.dll2009-12-02 09:17:38
  And what is in the centre? Hemorhoids? (n/t) by kahuana2009-12-02 17:15:56
  Hey, I just saw the "Doughnut of Destruction" by aix tom2009-12-02 10:21:34
    That was the superweapon which, by veran2009-12-02 12:11:20
  The French are demanding a Cruller approach by corwin172009-12-02 09:49:50
  Mmmmmm.... donuts </Homer Simpson> by voxwoman2009-12-02 09:49:29
  Get the insurgents hooked on Timmy's coffee by techi8702009-12-02 09:28:29
  Will it be maple cream by basher202009-12-02 09:19:21
    I'm hoping for Barvarian Creme. >) (n/t) by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:25:31
*stabs D3ll in the eyes* by hactar the uhhh2009-12-02 09:14:56
  Of course it's broken. by themadkansan2009-12-02 10:22:44
    But if you want better than 256 colors... by Lethosos2009-12-02 10:27:26
      Aren't laptop upgrade options fun? by themadkansan2009-12-02 10:28:35
        Yep. by Lethosos2009-12-02 10:31:32
          get an adapter? by themadkansan2009-12-02 10:47:59
            I think it's proprietary. by Lethosos2009-12-02 10:58:20
              "older standard"? by Freakazoid2009-12-02 12:13:37
              Addenum: It's also a SAGER. by Lethosos2009-12-02 10:59:56
                Still kicking, they are. by themadkansan2009-12-02 12:30:58
What are you favorite Christmas movies? by imrambi2009-12-02 09:07:05
  "Carols by Candlelight". by RedIon2009-12-02 19:12:10
  Where the F4 is santa. by Nightwind2009-12-02 17:16:33
  I like santa Claus versus the Martians. by joecrouse2009-12-02 13:52:06
  Scrooged by hackworth2009-12-02 12:52:19
  The Night Before Christmas (n/t) by ppyo2009-12-02 11:50:21
  Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Ataraxia2009-12-02 11:36:41
    "You are likely to be eaten by a Scrooge" by Ataraxia2009-12-02 11:39:18
  White Christmas by Unavailable2009-12-02 11:31:22
    Note: Nutcracker Ballet and Holiday Affair are two by Unavailable2009-12-02 11:35:06
  Favorite on 24. Dec.: Little women by Zoxer2009-12-02 10:42:05
  The Dr. Who Christmas special. by Sharku2009-12-02 09:57:19
  Grinch - The original cartoon by Hieraco2009-12-02 09:55:59
  Die Hard - 1 and 2. Very xmasy. by veran2009-12-02 09:54:49
  Not a movie, but "Night of the Meek" by hadji2009-12-02 09:48:42
  I never understood why by imWACC02009-12-02 09:43:28
  ...Anything that is holiday-free. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-12-02 09:38:52
  White Christmas (n/t) by Snate2009-12-02 09:37:04
    Ditto (n/t) by ag_wyvern2009-12-02 10:04:45
      THIRDED! by wabbit652009-12-02 10:53:06
  National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation by mridenour2009-12-02 09:34:56
  I'm basically fed up with the "Santa" kind ... by aix tom2009-12-02 09:32:38
    Bored wit Santa? Switch to Satan! (n/t) by veran2009-12-02 12:12:45
  You'll put your eye out kid! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-12-02 09:20:58
  _A_Christmas_Story_ by SnArL2009-12-02 09:20:22
    "He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny" by imrambi2009-12-02 09:22:36
      "A minor breach of ettiquitte by basher202009-12-02 09:42:29
  Lethal Weapon (1) by DesertRat662009-12-02 09:18:59
    The Long Kiss Goodnight? by SnArL2009-12-02 09:30:27
      One word review by DesertRat662009-12-02 10:40:34
        Something like that, yes. by veran2009-12-02 12:10:01
      I hated that one by veran2009-12-02 09:55:51
        o.O by SnArL2009-12-02 10:02:13
          "That's a duck, not a d4!" by carthax2009-12-02 10:05:29
            "No, no. I sock 'em in the jaw and yell 'Pop goes by SnArL2009-12-02 10:18:08
  It's a Wonderful Life by basher202009-12-02 09:17:29
    I used to watch IAWL every year multiple times by voxwoman2009-12-02 09:52:04
    I knew I was missing one by imrambi2009-12-02 09:20:59
  Dude, you gotta ask? by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:09:36
    *blink* (n/t) by vampire2009-12-02 09:14:52
      It's the only Xmas movie I know of by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:23:31
        Ummmmm.... by imWACC02009-12-02 09:31:37
          ...right, I was hoping you've seen it. by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:46:14
            Yeah, don't think I'd ever have come up with that. (n/t) by vampire2009-12-02 10:59:18
              It's still a must-watch. by Lethosos2009-12-02 11:02:24
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-12-02 09:00:03
This is the time of night by SnArL2009-12-02 08:49:36
  Speaking of which... by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 08:56:59
    Ok (n/t) by SnArL2009-12-02 08:59:23
Al Jazeera told us this: by veran2009-12-02 08:40:56
  Whew! Ok, Peru can go back on my "to visit" list (n/t) by VivianC2009-12-02 09:28:12
  It said decapitated. by vampire2009-12-02 08:52:01
    That's not correct. by jms2009-12-02 09:08:19
      Oh, I get it now. I believe you are both correct. by vampire2009-12-02 09:12:54
      Well, if we're being *pendantic...* by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:12:15
        Usually true but not always. by jms2009-12-02 09:27:30
        Futurama to the rescue! (n/t) by vampire2009-12-02 09:15:33
          And the Dirty Pair universe! by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:19:39
New shiny on the way. And a question. by SaylorA2009-12-02 08:09:54
  on a TV? overly paranoid much? by Freakazoid2009-12-02 08:55:41
    It has a computer in it. by RetiQlum22009-12-02 09:27:38
  If you're afraid of viruses get me to try it out by abaron2009-12-02 08:19:08
  Any virus danger would typically by EnzoMatrix2009-12-02 08:15:59
Attn: madjo and other Openmoko UFies by toysbfun2009-12-02 08:08:27
  I haven't tried in a while by madjo2009-12-02 08:35:50
  good question... I recall to have read that by EnzoMatrix2009-12-02 08:17:11
    Indeed, hardware development have stopped by madjo2009-12-02 08:46:06
Wow! That was rude! by JustnCase2009-12-02 08:01:14
A question for conservatives and/or libertarians. by Sharku2009-12-02 07:52:23
  Attemt at answers by veran2009-12-02 14:13:49
  Misanthropy. by kelli2172009-12-02 11:06:06
    Are you a conservative/libertarian? by Sharku2009-12-02 11:12:06
      Or perhaps I was being civil, comparatively. by kelli2172009-12-02 12:39:50
  People are going to suffer regardless the solution by DesertRat662009-12-02 08:56:14
    the answer is that they have the best by voxwoman2009-12-02 09:56:49
      Easy. by Lethosos2009-12-02 11:11:40
      Something rarely seen, but becoming more common by DesertRat662009-12-02 10:38:10
        I agree. by firehawk2009-12-02 16:58:30
          <Dr. Evil>Riiight</Dr. Evil> by DesertRat662009-12-02 19:15:44
            Yeah... by firehawk2009-12-02 19:45:05
  Well, just look around. by JaR2009-12-02 08:25:00
    That is incorrect by DesertRat662009-12-02 08:51:23
      OIC! by JaR2009-12-02 11:52:35
        Never said that by DesertRat662009-12-02 13:57:32
          Again, you're hijacking a post... by firehawk2009-12-02 16:01:04
            That may be what you read by DesertRat662009-12-02 17:55:24
              Interesting. by firehawk2009-12-02 19:00:09
          I suppose you'd advocate privatising by JaR2009-12-02 14:27:20
            No, No, Possibly, It's worth considering by DesertRat662009-12-02 15:02:04
              What part of by JaR2009-12-02 15:20:38
                The first issue by DesertRat662009-12-02 17:51:27
        This is the argument... by firehawk2009-12-02 12:44:26
          Here's a question that never gets answered by DesertRat662009-12-02 13:58:36
            Nice way to not address what I said. by firehawk2009-12-02 15:57:07
              You advocate Government as an effective solution by DesertRat662009-12-02 18:05:59
                That's not what I said, and not what I meant. by firehawk2009-12-02 19:05:47
            WWII? (n/t) by JaR2009-12-02 14:29:43
              Hardly (n/t) by DesertRat662009-12-02 15:03:08
                So you contend that by JaR2009-12-02 15:26:37
                  World War II was an event by DesertRat662009-12-02 18:01:43
                    How does it compare to other wars? by firehawk2009-12-02 19:04:22
                      Still events by DesertRat662009-12-02 19:18:27
                        The question is, can you. by firehawk2009-12-02 19:44:30
                          Still can't keep up can you? by DesertRat662009-12-02 20:15:38
                            I'm keeping up just fine. by firehawk2009-12-02 20:52:20
                              Nope, you're not by DesertRat662009-12-02 21:24:20
                                Inane? Contradictory? *chuckle* by firehawk2009-12-02 21:29:15
                  I'd guess that he'll say it was done inefficiently by AndyA2009-12-02 15:51:47
                    McDonnell Douglas A4 Skyhawk (n/t) by DesertRat662009-12-02 18:03:32
                      ? (n/t) by vetitice2009-12-02 18:18:59
                        Came in under budget by DesertRat662009-12-02 19:06:20
                          Fermilab and the NASM both did that too. by vetitice2009-12-02 19:55:50
                          Any examples in the last 50 years? by firehawk2009-12-02 19:43:45
                            Lots by DesertRat662009-12-02 20:16:48
                              Lots with no documentation, eh? by firehawk2009-12-02 20:48:57
                                Didn't say no documentation by DesertRat662009-12-02 21:15:01
                                Yes, but... by firehawk2009-12-02 21:28:11
                        I agree, please elucidate, DR66... by firehawk2009-12-02 19:03:34
                    And he also ignores that... by firehawk2009-12-02 15:58:02
                      And who are the Governments stockholders? (n/t) by DesertRat662009-12-02 18:02:25
                        A question that is irrelevant to the subject. by firehawk2009-12-02 19:02:52
      Even further back. by toysbfun2009-12-02 10:01:35
        I'm not seeing by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 10:05:45
          Medical schools limit the number of students, by toysbfun2009-12-02 10:18:06
            Generally, in a guild, by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 10:27:29
              Or not require med school to practice medicine. by toysbfun2009-12-02 10:33:07
                We already have that. It's called homeopathy by AndyA2009-12-02 11:53:05
                  Those actually do require schooling by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 12:02:11
                    That depends on the country you are in. by AndyA2009-12-02 12:09:49
                      I wouldn't discount *everything* they do by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 12:14:36
                        I'm sure there are by AndyA2009-12-02 12:35:18
                          I don't think that's necessarily the case. by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 13:11:46
                            Contrary to popular beleif, most of the by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 13:44:26
                              That is the US approach not "western medicine" by AndyA2009-12-02 14:24:19
                                Most medical personel I speak to consider the US t by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 15:12:58
                                The US is a subset of western medicine by AndyA2009-12-02 15:44:10
                Wouldn't that put people at risk by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 11:04:03
                  Caveat emptor. by toysbfun2009-12-02 11:20:09
                    RateMyXYZ by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 11:39:21
                      See also the huge amounts of faith... by Sharku2009-12-02 11:43:04
  That is considered the "harsh reality" part by the_diggity2009-12-02 08:06:19
    The only thing that worries me about that by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 08:56:07
      The charities will hold back? (n/t) by tallastro2009-12-02 09:08:51
        They may not be able to mobilize quickly enough by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 09:12:05
Anyone know any Community Manager types by tesla_koil2009-12-02 07:21:34
  what do you mean "community manager"? by voxwoman2009-12-02 07:46:30
    definitions by tesla_koil2009-12-02 08:13:59
      I may be interested in this. by voxwoman2009-12-02 09:39:57
        quick question by tesla_koil2009-12-02 10:15:21
          well, that's what I wanted to find out by voxwoman2009-12-02 10:36:29
            I'll send an email tonight. (n/t) by tesla_koil2009-12-02 10:57:52
*sigh* by SnArL2009-12-02 07:13:28
  First time in 'Winter'? by corwin172009-12-02 09:56:44
  Is this "the one" or another co-worker? by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 07:22:11
  *blink blink* wow that's special by Freakazoid2009-12-02 07:21:06
    Depends on job by corwin172009-12-02 09:55:26
  on a regualr basis by tesla_koil2009-12-02 07:16:09
    She's NOT! by SnArL2009-12-02 07:17:42
      If her husband works in the same building by abaron2009-12-02 08:14:44
        She has an attitude problem by SnArL2009-12-02 08:55:39
      Wow that refreshing by tesla_koil2009-12-02 07:20:10
        If I'm at work when it starts to get bad out by voxwoman2009-12-02 07:48:24
      I think by Lethosos2009-12-02 07:19:58
GAAAAHHHH!!!! (arrggllbbrrgg) by hactar the uhhh2009-12-02 06:16:19
  If you want to get their attention... by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 07:19:54
    /nods in agreement... by Twitchh2009-12-02 07:31:41
      seconded by voxwoman2009-12-02 07:45:27
  That's the problem with musicians. by Lethosos2009-12-02 07:05:03
  Oh, guitarists are like that :-) by chrisP2009-12-02 06:22:47
  You're trying to herd musicians? by Twitchh2009-12-02 06:22:05
AARRGGHH!! They're just teasing me now!! by mridenour2009-12-02 05:47:19
  Here you go by MatthewDBA2009-12-02 10:13:08
  Ahhh, the joys of Union Telco workers :) by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 07:11:18
  Guys, quit teasing him. by Lethosos2009-12-02 06:59:56
  Here you go by imrambi2009-12-02 05:54:34
    These are not the fibers I am looking for (n/t) by mridenour2009-12-02 07:30:27
  Here you go. by schwing12009-12-02 05:53:27
    These are not the fibers I am looking for (n/t) by mridenour2009-12-02 07:29:23
*glances outside* by SnArL2009-12-02 05:43:07
  Hahahahahahahaha! by VivianC2009-12-02 09:31:26
  It is not that bad... :) Welcome to Texas by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 07:08:44
  65 degrees out and blue sky here. by tesla_koil2009-12-02 06:19:34
  *passes shovel* by hollyberry792009-12-02 05:50:23
    Not really by SnArL2009-12-02 06:04:41
      Hang on... by hollyberry792009-12-02 07:26:19
        :D (n/t) by SnArL2009-12-02 07:38:13
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-12-02 04:58:32
Good Day! by tesla_koil2009-12-02 04:26:13
  1) she's getting induced soon... by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 04:30:49
    3) Going to tell you anyways by tesla_koil2009-12-02 04:37:32
      ...hrmm. by Lethosos2009-12-02 07:25:26
        They actually just lost by tesla_koil2009-12-02 07:46:17
          Well, I'm just asking around. by Lethosos2009-12-02 08:51:00
            I'm doing helpdesk by tesla_koil2009-12-02 10:17:22
Repeat? by acl682009-12-02 04:23:17
  Annnd, we have a winner. by Lethosos2009-12-02 07:02:13
    I wondered about it when the first repeat appeared by vampire2009-12-02 09:05:04
    probably not going to be the last either by Freakazoid2009-12-02 07:41:17
      Next up: the Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody pool! ;-) (n/t) by hackworth2009-12-02 07:50:55
        *Hahahahaha*! :-) by Twitchh2009-12-02 12:18:49
  He is taking annother well deserved break by Rogue19712009-12-02 04:27:47
    some things have to be done by acl682009-12-02 04:34:28
  See by sazzer2009-12-02 04:24:17
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-12-02 04:00:00
Why do I always wake up right before by desertrat662009-12-02 03:22:33
  Mail Call (n/t) by imWACC02009-12-02 08:59:41
  Maybe it's a dud. by veran2009-12-02 06:38:43
  Write every detail down by drpaz2009-12-02 04:45:19
    Have for years by DesertRat662009-12-02 08:58:46
      Is it the one by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:05:33
        I said grenade not pickles! by DesertRat662009-12-02 10:45:22
          I am now trying to imagine a by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 10:59:51
  Next time use the buddy system by Hieraco2009-12-02 03:30:02
    But I consider you mine! by shargo2009-12-02 04:05:50
A mylifeisaverage.com entry for AprylMae by whybird2009-12-02 02:26:31
  ::facepalm:: from the comments: by carthax2009-12-02 05:32:01
it is done by Klymer2009-12-02 02:11:13
  semd it registered, I hope? (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-12-02 03:22:09
    no, i'll deliver it personally (n/t) by Klymer2009-12-02 05:35:47
      Ask for a receipt :) ? (n/t) by Klaranth2009-12-02 09:48:21
        way too expensive (n/t) by Klymer2009-12-02 10:19:52
  *eats the contract again* by firehawk2009-12-02 02:41:35
    *rams the economy into firehawk's stomach* by Eboreg2009-12-02 14:49:36
    *opens firehawk's stomach* by Klymer2009-12-02 02:46:43
      did you see a lampshade by madjo2009-12-02 03:34:44
        *opens the stomach again* by Klymer2009-12-02 05:36:56
  Yaayyyy Klymer! \o/ (n/t) by jpprater2009-12-02 02:39:03
So,when did YOU...(Sort of <spoiler>) by oedlan2009-12-02 02:04:01
  IDGI - what's the sort of spoiler about? by whybird2009-12-02 02:41:28
    Hint by oedlan2009-12-02 02:47:03
      Got it - thanks! by whybird2009-12-02 02:51:24
        Ummm.... by Asfrith2009-12-02 04:23:03
  wednesday? (n/t) by Klymer2009-12-02 02:09:38
Who does Dubai owe money? by veran2009-12-02 01:32:36
  just a guess by SciSSorS2009-12-02 06:41:55
    For an example of what happened by davydd2009-12-02 12:21:22
    I take it you don't know? (n/t) by veran2009-12-02 08:18:37
  There are still abandoned cars that can be found by davydd2009-12-02 05:45:07
    The cars are still only a sign of problems by veran2009-12-02 06:11:46
      From what I know and see around here I'd put by davydd2009-12-02 12:09:39
  ?every day we find cars Christmas WAS the worst? by SciSSorS2009-12-02 01:40:48
    Check the date: 5. february 2009. by veran2009-12-02 05:18:49
    The report was from Febrary 5, 2009 by Zoxer2009-12-02 03:08:58
    you know, the time runs much faster in other count by Klymer2009-12-02 01:42:04
      Or is it part of the financial chaos ? by SciSSorS2009-12-02 01:44:42
        you mean a x-mas-inflation? by Klymer2009-12-02 01:46:50
Epic Fail / Epic Win (all on the same day) by Hieraco2009-12-02 01:12:47
  No pictures (it's been several years) by Clovis Man2009-12-02 17:53:06
  I once saw a ATM with a BSOD. by Sharku2009-12-02 08:14:27
    Some where i have a picture of a tram schedule by Hieraco2009-12-02 09:47:10
  I don't think the mods will be pleased by Cokish2009-12-02 03:13:59
    IANAM, but by oot2009-12-02 05:26:52
      I'm used that this site is very sensitive by Cokish2009-12-02 06:39:17
      allthough aren't locations with possible open by EnzoMatrix2009-12-02 05:44:11
        no not `possible' open comments by Hieraco2009-12-02 09:33:25
    At work, we refer to it as the "Standard IT by RedIon2009-12-02 05:10:52
    I vote that it passes... by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 03:53:59
      Is obviousness a criterium? by corwin172009-12-02 10:05:16
  In the first pic by SciSSorS2009-12-02 01:57:41
    It's camouflage for urban environments by PeKaJe2009-12-02 02:14:39
      If it's orange, by Lethosos2009-12-02 07:18:11
        "Safety Orange" IS a colour name. by vetitice2009-12-02 09:44:27
          But it wasn't before Health and Saftey existed. (n/t) by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:51:03
            Lots of things weren't around a century ago. (n/t) by vetitice2009-12-02 10:27:57
              Understatement of the century. >) (n/t) by Lethosos2009-12-02 10:32:26
    ATM's are rare here. The nearest ATM by Hieraco2009-12-02 02:09:58
      ;-) Still puzzled, more so by SciSSorS2009-12-02 02:24:52
        Link by Hieraco2009-12-02 02:46:35
          I usually joke about that. by Lethosos2009-12-02 07:13:35
    perhaps a dutch tank? by Klymer2009-12-02 01:59:11
  *Doesn't get the Epic Win at first glance..* by EnzoMatrix2009-12-02 01:35:46
    +=ed (n/t) by Klymer2009-12-02 01:41:17
      Could it be the digger w. the binary 4 (n/t) by Tyop2009-12-02 01:45:34
It seems 16:9 monitors are the standard and by Snate2009-12-02 01:06:41
  huge caveat about the new ATI cards by Freakazoid2009-12-02 06:41:49
    The adapters aren't that expensive by talon07202009-12-02 07:52:19
      those adapters won't work. by Freakazoid2009-12-02 09:00:25
        Actually those will work for 1920x1200 or less. by Snate2009-12-02 10:13:12
          news to me by Freakazoid2009-12-02 10:20:43
        here's the necessary adapter by Freakazoid2009-12-02 09:09:44
  I've actually found that 16:10 is more common thes by intrinsic2009-12-02 02:15:24
    Other way around I think. 16:9 appears to be more by Snate2009-12-02 02:19:20
      Most displays I've looked at recently have been... by intrinsic2009-12-02 02:29:50
        Hmmm (n/t) by Snate2009-12-02 02:33:12
  Nifty Screen Size Calculator by Snate2009-12-02 01:34:01
    Well it seems none of them are an exact match but by Snate2009-12-02 02:05:49
ATTN: Classic_Jon, RE: yesterday's monopoly thread by firehawk2009-12-02 00:55:06
  Monopolies of one sort or another are a by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 09:14:44
  What I felt was missing from the discussion... by jdelphiki2009-12-02 05:58:48
    That is pretty much why I started asking by Classic_Jon2009-12-02 09:13:22
Please shoot my ISP! by oedlan2009-12-02 00:40:46
  Do you have a good salesdroid/contact at them? by shargo2009-12-02 04:02:32
    I might do youst that by oedlan2009-12-02 05:13:03
    Ewwwww.... by confused.brit2009-12-02 04:21:42
      Ehhhh No, not here by shargo2009-12-02 04:35:01
      Though if you only need it for email by sazzer2009-12-02 04:23:23
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 00:30:15
  mekkanik_mike, real spam in the fifth one down. (n/t) by Snate2009-12-02 00:58:57
  WTF? I thought new account creation was disabled. by Snate2009-12-02 00:58:24
    most likely. by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 01:06:44
  First one is definetly spam/hack account by Hieraco2009-12-02 00:42:36
    Wasnt there a contract on the first one's by klar_at_work2009-12-02 01:21:31
      *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* by Snate2009-12-02 01:32:39
        So, you seem to agree with me? by klar_at_work2009-12-02 03:21:09
          not any more. I took down her diary. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 03:54:47
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2009-12-02 00:26:48
  *grabs a TAD* by Nea2009-12-02 10:45:48
    But it's already invented by afterburner2009-12-02 11:32:20
  {{{Treehugger}}} by afterburner2009-12-02 09:08:31
    -5? That's a tad chilly! by Treehugger2009-12-02 09:21:32
      It's always colder where toxin is :) by afterburner2009-12-02 09:24:33
        You should come down to Florida. by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:54:05
  Treehugger, is that you?! *blinks through tears* by vampire2009-12-02 07:09:43
    Ack I messed up copy paste. by vampire2009-12-02 09:06:55
    *serves JBM* by Treehugger2009-12-02 09:03:36
      *chuckle* And thank you hon. Missed ya. by vampire2009-12-02 09:05:45
        Missed you too. by Treehugger2009-12-02 09:19:59
        <span id="Friday Comment"> (n/t) by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:08:02
    *eats treehugger's ignorance* by Klymer2009-12-02 07:43:15
  Sorry folks! I had to go and buy a hat - twas too by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:46:51
  Yay Hugger! by Cokish2009-12-02 03:15:00
    Here be your BAS, k? by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:46:13
      Yay BAS! by cokish2009-12-02 11:19:56
  hello by Klymer2009-12-02 01:45:52
    Huzzah for new signed contract! by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:47:32
      about 20% more by Klymer2009-12-02 07:42:12
    *eats the postman's brains* by firehawk2009-12-02 02:39:09
      *punches firehawk's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2009-12-02 14:50:19
  *hey, what happened with the grubby old barkeep? by klar_at_work2009-12-02 01:30:50
    He let me have a go. I have no idea why by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:48:40
      You take weekdays, he take weekends and holidays? (n/t) by Klaranth2009-12-02 09:49:04
    Oi Hieraco! someone calling you. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 01:43:29
  good morning by Gouda2009-12-02 01:22:50
    Good morning indeed! by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:49:38
  *hum-de-dum-de winter wonderland...* by Asfrith2009-12-02 00:58:57
    *grin* by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:50:51
  *opens the tree orchard (dock pond for today)* by firehawk2009-12-02 00:56:36
    *turns into a live oak tree* by Lethosos2009-12-02 07:31:46
      mmm oak tree. *hugginz* by Treehugger2009-12-02 09:20:36
        Don't worry, I have plenty of branches. :D by Lethosos2009-12-02 09:34:23
    {{{No.1 The Larch}}} by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:52:48
    Ent. (n/t) by pas512009-12-02 05:28:15
      *Is unsure about hugging Ent* by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:54:39
    Weeping willow by madjo2009-12-02 03:43:39
      *comforts weeping willow* by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:54:00
        *becomes happy willow* by madjo2009-12-02 08:39:10
    *Puts down roots* by Hieraco2009-12-02 01:03:58
      Lots of groundwater here, pal. by firehawk2009-12-02 01:05:42
        What? You're not Hardwoodphobic are you? (n/t) by Hieraco2009-12-02 01:14:57
    s/dock/duck/ (n/t) by firehawk2009-12-02 00:56:50
  Good morning! {{{Treehugger}}} by firehawk2009-12-02 00:44:04
    Now I have a warm hat I will venture out by Treehugger2009-12-02 06:51:52
  Good morning. I can only stay a short while by Hieraco2009-12-02 00:41:00
    Sorry I was out when you called by Treehugger2009-12-02 07:01:21
  *bamf!* by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 00:38:35
    *bamf behind mekkanik_mike* by firehawk2009-12-02 00:43:06
      good... see if you can get that headache outa by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 00:45:27
        *eats the headache* by firehawk2009-12-02 00:47:38
  *holds out hot choc mug hopefully* by sgrunt2009-12-02 00:32:05
    *fills mug almost the the brim with hot choc* by Treehugger2009-12-02 00:37:40
      *empties mug* by sgrunt2009-12-02 01:35:09
        *eats the exams* (n/t) by Klymer2009-12-02 01:44:54
          No cheating! by Eboreg2009-12-02 14:50:56
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 00:10:26
For $2000 by FNORDer2009-12-02 00:05:50
  my stereo goes to 50 by madjo2009-12-02 01:55:25
    Best amp I ever had in my home went up to zero by whybird2009-12-02 02:44:26
      Stepfather has one of those ;oD (n/t) by intrinsic2009-12-02 02:53:06
  and on another note... by Hieraco2009-12-02 00:11:58
    Today's laundromat comic reminds me JD ... by klar_at_work2009-12-02 00:29:13
      STOP - TOUCHING - THAT! by Hieraco2009-12-02 00:38:40
        Do not want! (spoiler thread?) by oedlan2009-12-02 00:48:46
          no friggin' latte? (spoiler??) by Klymer2009-12-02 02:03:43
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-12-02 00:05:46
  The moon. by taitano2009-12-03 00:08:06
  The first freeze in Texas, as a kid by Concept2009-12-02 04:49:10
  the weird things in encyclopeidas by RunNeoRun2009-12-02 02:41:40
  nothing by madjo2009-12-02 01:56:43
  That people in hordes are gullible beyond belief. (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-12-02 00:29:47
  A humidifier my parents borrowed by FNORDer2009-12-02 00:08:30
kudos to Greg by RunNeoRun2009-12-02 00:03:43
Translations by Nea2009-12-02 00:01:01
  Deutsch/German (n/t) by langerjan2009-12-02 04:12:40
    by langerjan by langerjan2009-12-02 04:20:25
  Door mtsinot by mtsinot2009-12-02 01:26:34
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-12-02 00:00:01
  Mekkanik_Mikestrangledmywalletonyourhadrdriveasleg by sgrunt2009-12-02 00:00:34
    *eats sgrunt's Black* by Hieraco2009-12-02 00:09:48
      You again! by firehawk2009-12-02 00:48:18
        wrong letters again! by Klymer2009-12-02 01:32:09

 

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