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Cartoon for Sep 18, 2009
Strip for Sep 18, 2009
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PSA: CHEW YOUR FOOD!! by subbywan2009-09-18 22:41:57
  "It must have been in the food or drink" by Jeff_UK2009-09-21 03:41:35
  PSA: Don't inhale your food literally! (n/t) by Concept2009-09-18 22:57:13
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-09-18 22:00:01
GRR. by sgrunt2009-09-18 21:32:08
  Also, earlier, by sgrunt2009-09-18 21:56:18
    I declare this week at an end. Saturday and Sunday by Danu2009-09-18 23:25:56
      {{{{{{Danu}}}}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2009-09-18 23:39:36
    {{{{{{ sgrunt }}}}}} by Garrinka2009-09-18 22:44:33
      {{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2009-09-18 23:19:08
W:ET. Where/how do I get maps? by taitano2009-09-18 21:13:27
  You don't have write permission to that by sgrunt2009-09-18 21:32:43
    Changed permissions to the "~/enemy-territory/" by taitano2009-09-18 21:53:18
      When you were wgetting earlier, by sgrunt2009-09-18 21:55:37
no, wait, i'm HUNGRY by Nightwind2009-09-18 19:43:25
  mmmmn, the Githzerai in me longs to taste some by FNORDer2009-09-18 21:36:29
  aarg. almost ordered one by Freakazoid2009-09-18 20:01:54
    heavy glass bottles? (n/t) by Nightwind2009-09-18 21:10:44
TLAP day, Rosh Hashanah, and Oktoberfest? by firehawk2009-09-18 19:38:26
maybe i'm bored... by Nightwind2009-09-18 19:33:08
oooh, I found a new shirt by Nightwind2009-09-18 19:29:07
Well I was so bored by voxwoman2009-09-18 19:04:56
  One thing I learned... reasonable rates only scare by kahuana2009-09-18 20:17:09
Hah. The broadcaster got its wish. Cable has to by kahuana2009-09-18 18:53:00
  Local broadcaster or national network? by lucidpsyche2009-09-18 19:58:22
    The broadcaster gets their money from advertising. by kahuana2009-09-18 20:13:43
      Local broadcasters also get some money by lucidpsyche2009-09-18 23:38:40
You brains are safe for a while. by firehawk2009-09-18 18:27:47
  *eats a Qdoba location* by firehawk2009-09-18 19:11:29
    **eat's firehawk's dinner, and his movie** (n/t) by adiplomat2009-09-19 00:06:52
W:ET call to arms! (n/t) by imrambi2009-09-18 18:06:41
  I've downloaded and installed the game. by SaylorA2009-09-18 20:40:09
I am so smart! S. M. R. T. D'OH by voxwoman2009-09-18 17:37:34
Unexpected Consequenses of Global Warming by voxwoman2009-09-18 17:28:42
  And another... stay away, Yankees fans. by firehawk2009-09-18 19:10:54
  Laughing maniacally (n/t) by magpie492009-09-18 18:00:14
Movie night: Death Rage by veran2009-09-18 17:17:25
  Why do I keep seeing that as "Death Reggae". by kahuana2009-09-18 17:24:36
anyone heard this? by joecrouse2009-09-18 17:14:07
  Friends of yours? by veran2009-09-18 17:18:16
    um Scarlet Johansen? by joecrouse2009-09-18 17:26:15
      Whatever. by veran2009-09-18 17:30:21
Repost: Camcorder advice? by DesiredUsername2009-09-18 17:09:07
I can haz crokcpot? I can! Yays! by SouthpawPL2009-09-18 17:02:08
  chicken breasts in apricot glaze by esbita2009-09-18 17:36:14
Has anyone gotten mumble to work? by imrambi2009-09-18 16:58:02
  Perhaps the OS is responding to impoliteness? by kahuana2009-09-18 17:27:23
  I don't use mumble, but by oot2009-09-18 17:16:57
    Neither will do anything by hobbs2009-09-18 19:25:13
      Still worth a try by oot2009-09-19 04:25:54
Ice cream truck. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 16:57:35
  Why don't you just talk to the guy on the phone? by Lab Rat2009-09-18 17:30:14
  Oh, and L'Shana Tovah. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-09-18 16:58:01
    and to you too. :) by esbita2009-09-18 17:29:15
      Sssh! Nobody tell esbita that... by RetiQlum22009-09-18 17:53:40
        I know that. by esbita2009-09-18 17:56:45
{{{{{{ Ufies }}}}}} by Garrinka2009-09-18 16:14:44
  You again! by firehawk2009-09-18 18:17:30
    Me again! by sgrunt2009-09-18 18:33:00
      Again again! by firehawk2009-09-18 19:12:42
        OOPS! by firehawk2009-09-18 19:12:57
          Oops again? by sgrunt2009-09-18 19:19:45
            Now stop that...um...again! by firehawk2009-09-18 19:39:35
              Yes, again! by sgrunt2009-09-18 19:46:03
                Ack again! by firehawk2009-09-18 19:47:14
                  NAK again! by sgrunt2009-09-18 19:51:52
I has a *sick* :( ...... by Garrinka2009-09-18 15:41:34
  {{{{Garinka}}}}} by Electric Storm2009-09-18 22:00:22
  *fires fuzzies/vibes cannon, laced w/soothing tea* by firehawk2009-09-18 18:20:06
  *brings Garrinka chicken soup, fresh french bread, by Clovis Man2009-09-18 16:49:53
  Vitamin C! STAT! Lots of it! by SouthpawPL2009-09-18 16:48:53
    Airborne. by firehawk2009-09-18 19:16:03
      Class action lawsuit settlement against Airborne by hackworth2009-09-18 20:05:47
  {{{Garrinka}}} by oot2009-09-18 16:16:25
  healing vibes ~~~~~~~~~~> Garrinka (n/t) by Danu2009-09-18 16:01:13
  Get feeling better! by bitflipper2009-09-18 15:48:41
    thanks hon.. fyi your luck helped ;) by Garrinka2009-09-18 15:50:31
  {{{Garrinka}}} + vibes! (n/t) by iarann2009-09-18 15:44:18
    same back at ya... by Garrinka2009-09-18 15:46:13
  If this is something your boss gave you, by Klaranth2009-09-18 15:44:13
    I wish :P ;) nice twist on that though :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-09-18 15:45:15
      Innit great? by themadkansan2009-09-18 16:53:20
  :( {{{Garrinka}}} by confused.brit2009-09-18 15:42:23
    thanks hon *air hugs*... by Garrinka2009-09-18 15:43:28
      Pretty good. by confused.brit2009-09-18 15:46:24
        Sounds cool. much luck with that :) by Garrinka2009-09-18 15:48:36
          math in base 10 or even base 2, not so bad by confused.brit2009-09-18 15:49:38
            o.0 want a clone of Einstein's brain for lend? by Garrinka2009-09-18 15:51:39
              I may take you up on it next weds. (n/t) by confused.brit2009-09-18 15:56:33
                *munch munch munch* Oh, sorry. by firehawk2009-09-18 19:17:07
.hack//Legend of the twilight bracelet by confused.brit2009-09-18 15:39:52
  Want adult? Try Texhnolyze. by veran2009-09-18 17:20:23
So, the other night I get into but can't get by Danu2009-09-18 15:35:19
  *snicker* by firehawk2009-09-18 19:18:03
    and there will most certainly be a next one by Danu2009-09-18 23:16:17
  s/into/ into bed/ (n/t) by Danu2009-09-18 15:36:05
I wish that LG true steam ad with the baby clothes by Rogue19712009-09-18 14:58:41
  Any progress at tracking him down? (n/t) by techi8702009-09-18 15:06:25
    nope (n/t) by Rogue19712009-09-18 15:22:56
      Has 'Maintenance' (not sure what the official by Danu2009-09-18 15:41:15
        nobody has done anything by Rogue19712009-09-18 16:02:16
          Well that shouldn't be. Is there a legal support by Danu2009-09-18 16:11:08
            FYI by Danu2009-09-18 16:19:59
              Wouldn't *that* be tax evasion ... which CRA ARC by kahuana2009-09-18 20:20:52
Anyone in Maryland/PA area looking for Tools? by joecrouse2009-09-18 14:36:35
  I'd like a 5/8" and a a 9/16" drill bit (n/t) by Eboreg2009-09-18 15:27:23
  So a lot of stuff is going to get given away by joecrouse2009-09-18 14:39:37
    I would have been happy to accept some by SaylorA2009-09-18 20:36:29
    {{{joe and joe's dad}}} (n/t) by firehawk2009-09-18 19:19:19
      Wrong side of the country, or... by firehawk2009-09-18 19:40:44
    {joe} by shargo2009-09-18 14:55:04
SHINY! by sgrunt2009-09-18 14:32:29
  Pictures! by sgrunt2009-09-18 19:12:58
    I drove past that mall many times this year by Danu2009-09-19 00:09:11
    God G'ad that is one F4ing ugly bus! by Hieraco2009-09-18 23:47:20
      ha haha *pokes fun at rival city* by Danu2009-09-19 00:03:51
  *eats the extra "these"* (n/t) by sgrunt2009-09-18 14:34:34
    *sprinkles extra "these"s on sgrunt* (n/t) by firehawk2009-09-18 18:19:22
A friend of mine made by AprylMae2009-09-18 14:21:51
  Sounds good. :) (n/t) by NDwight2009-09-18 14:48:04
    from the pictures, by AprylMae2009-09-18 15:44:34
Why is everybody I talk to today by Rogue19712009-09-18 13:51:47
  Because dumb is good. (n/t) by raptor_872009-09-18 16:04:21
    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (n/t) by themadkansan2009-09-18 16:57:01
      I won't stop you this time. by firehawk2009-09-18 18:21:56
        I'd depopulate the whole of Middle America. by themadkansan2009-09-18 19:01:04
          Gotta stir things up once in a while. by firehawk2009-09-18 19:18:40
            Meh. by themadkansan2009-09-18 21:49:59
              Nope. Every once in a while you gotta warn the by twixt2009-09-18 22:57:29
  Could be worse. Could be stanky and cupid. (n/t) by kahuana2009-09-18 15:54:45
  I blame the new moon. by hackworth2009-09-18 15:42:32
  Ain't just you. by themadkansan2009-09-18 15:35:42
  or both? :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:59:40
  So, talk to me, instead! by bitflipper2009-09-18 13:56:38
    Have you been inside my head today, bitflipper? by magpie492009-09-18 14:33:26
      Hey, if you're gonna be channelling me, by bitflipper2009-09-18 14:37:21
  It's Friday and they aren't getting any? (n/t) by subbywan2009-09-18 13:55:12
    then I should be UBER cranky myself then (n/t) by Rogue19712009-09-18 14:26:50
      But your base alignment is nice! (n/t) by subbywan2009-09-18 15:02:10
I hope she is properly prosecuted for this. by SaylorA2009-09-18 13:46:44
  The media should be sued too. by subbywan2009-09-18 13:49:12
    I say true to both of you...but I doubt the by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 15:08:11
      To what end? by subbywan2009-09-18 15:19:34
        Please don't blame the media for everything. by lucidpsyche2009-09-18 19:44:57
          They aren't responsible for all the ills. Or even by subbywan2009-09-18 21:57:41
            In many cases, they serve simply as a mirror. by lucidpsyche2009-09-18 23:40:13
              Agreed. However, people are sheeple, and will by subbywan2009-09-18 23:52:38
        By that logic prison sentences are always revenge by AndyA2009-09-18 16:19:28
          No. by subbywan2009-09-18 16:22:39
            Perhaps you misunderstand the notion of prison. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 16:56:37
              Except that it's *my* tax dollars they're using to by subbywan2009-09-18 21:59:14
              Yep, and subby, she did great harm to society by Lab Rat2009-09-18 17:44:26
                That's society failing true rape victims. by subbywan2009-09-18 22:00:23
                Agreed wholeheartedly. by firehawk2009-09-18 19:32:03
Need help finding web page template by SnappingTurtle2009-09-18 13:40:29
  Strange Banana ? by Klaranth2009-09-18 13:43:43
    That helped a lot. Thanks! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2009-09-18 20:34:59
Requesting Rum Delivery by joecrouse2009-09-18 13:25:19
  Why is the rum always gone? </obligatory> (n/t) by bitflipper2009-09-18 13:26:31
    Is not gone just not here by joecrouse2009-09-18 13:27:46
      My sentiments exactly by Rogue19712009-09-18 13:29:14
        A special shout out to GMAC Mortgage. by joecrouse2009-09-18 13:32:13
          Away, away with the fife and drum ... (n/t) by run.dll2009-09-18 13:39:29
Hey, Reti! by bitflipper2009-09-18 13:14:40
  It's not very interesting. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 14:25:30
    Well I did try... by shargo2009-09-18 15:00:16
      That was the best try. It didn't work because... by RetiQlum22009-09-18 16:17:54
    So Reti walks into a bar and sees this hot chick.. (n/t) by cokish2009-09-18 14:31:34
      The real story: by RetiQlum22009-09-18 14:37:13
        Hey, I recently discovered that comic too... (n/t) by sgrunt2009-09-18 15:00:58
        I don't believe you! by cokish2009-09-18 14:47:56
          Conspiracy? (n/t) by Klaranth2009-09-18 15:42:01
  I think I know by SnArL2009-09-18 13:49:23
    Say away. It's got to be better than the truth. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-09-18 14:28:20
  Yes!!! by cokish2009-09-18 13:17:29
Please stop hitting oot with bus by oot2009-09-18 12:53:34
  *eats the bus* by firehawk2009-09-18 18:22:50
  And the bus driver name was ... "RetiQlum2" ??? (n/t) by cokish2009-09-18 13:24:05
  I know exactly how you feel oot by confused.brit2009-09-18 13:16:51
    *sends healing vibes to oot and .brit* by Garrinka2009-09-18 16:06:36
      im just tired. by confused.brit2009-09-18 16:13:37
        :-/ *hugs* (n/t) by oot2009-09-18 16:14:24
          Dont worry, a good lie in is all i need by confused.brit2009-09-18 16:15:48
    Going to campus clinic on Monday by oot2009-09-18 14:20:46
      The family planning clinic is your friend. by confused.brit2009-09-18 15:48:25
        Mirena? by oot2009-09-18 15:59:37
          Implanon by confused.brit2009-09-18 16:01:03
            That's interesting wording : by Klaranth2009-09-18 16:34:58
              Its ok by confused.brit2009-09-19 13:29:58
      Ah, the pro-life doctor. Lovely. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-09-18 15:31:10
        Heh... yeah... by oot2009-09-18 16:02:48
          Does she have kids? by UGuardian2009-09-18 16:08:09
          Nope by confused.brit2009-09-18 16:04:49
            Yayyy!!! by oot2009-09-18 16:08:33
              We have a tradition of elderly spinsters in our by confused.brit2009-09-18 16:10:43
                :-D (n/t) by oot2009-09-18 16:11:33
            plus we tend to be less militant about most things by confused.brit2009-09-18 16:05:54
  Is it a 16 bit bus, 32 bit bus, or 64 bit? by hadji2009-09-18 12:56:35
    Its a cerial bus by Rogue19712009-09-18 13:13:41
Calls to rewrite the State Constitution by DesertRat662009-09-18 12:46:39
  They shoulda done that AGES ago. by subbywan2009-09-18 12:58:07
    CA may be too late without a major collapse by basher202009-09-18 13:43:03
      It sucks that unions often (always?) seem to end by subbywan2009-09-18 14:14:50
And THIS is why there are transmission delays by SnArL2009-09-18 12:14:54
  Wow by AprylMae2009-09-18 14:29:55
  Wow. That's our local Fox affiliate by voxwoman2009-09-18 14:24:26
  Can't! *Breathe!!* by bitflipper2009-09-18 12:45:15
And the Stupid Crook Award goes to... by SnArL2009-09-18 11:57:42
  that is a pretty unique level of stupid! (n/t) by aprylmae2009-09-18 12:43:25
Gawrammit!!! Stupid FF won't download W:ET stuff! by taitano2009-09-18 11:52:26
  Ok. I got the etpro off of Skynet. by taitano2009-09-18 12:43:29
    I'm not good enough in *nix but by shargo2009-09-18 12:53:50
  Speaking of W:ET, what programs do I need to play? by SaylorA2009-09-18 11:56:04
    Reply to both: by shargo2009-09-18 12:24:33
      I'll post a shortcut to the server as soon as I've by shargo2009-09-18 12:28:05
        Or post a game here for the UF server. (n/t) by shargo2009-09-18 12:50:07
        Tibet by shargo2009-09-18 12:49:29
read through the archives of by aprylmae2009-09-18 11:33:10
  You could go through Buck Godit's archives by NDwight2009-09-18 12:11:11
  Irregular Webcomic? by McNutcase2009-09-18 11:37:43
*throws the horns* Goin' Down Town by SnArL2009-09-18 11:19:58
Invoke: UFicle (from yesterday) by Eboreg2009-09-18 11:06:43
  I had that problem before. by Lethosos2009-09-18 11:16:01
  Built in to the motherboard? by AndyA2009-09-18 11:08:13
    1. yes 2. no (n/t) by Eboreg2009-09-18 11:33:38
      about 2: run cpu-z by Freakazoid2009-09-18 11:56:58
        I'd rather NOT install anything not absolutely by Eboreg2009-09-18 12:41:11
          Da Google-fu, i haz eet by confused.brit2009-09-18 12:44:12
            I got this info by Eboreg2009-09-18 12:52:09
              from which app? by Freakazoid2009-09-18 12:56:07
                I got this from your app Freakazoid by Eboreg2009-09-18 12:59:08
                  Start with... by dwarf_sfu2009-09-18 14:44:38
                    Where do I get my "Fast Support Code"? (n/t) by Eboreg2009-09-18 15:13:19
                      Computer Case, sticker... Usually ~7 chars (n/t) by dwarf_sfu2009-09-18 15:38:42
                  oh, yay... a dhell by Freakazoid2009-09-18 13:01:56
                    At least I now know what driver to install by Eboreg2009-09-18 13:06:02
                      I don't suppose you have an actual sound card by Freakazoid2009-09-18 13:24:44
                        Nope, sorry (n/t) by Eboreg2009-09-18 15:12:35
                        Or a simpler solution by AndyA2009-09-18 14:03:40
                          oh sure, if you wanna make sense :) (n/t) by Freakazoid2009-09-18 14:07:44
          it's not an install by Freakazoid2009-09-18 12:44:09
            He's saying to use it he'd need to install windows (n/t) by confused.brit2009-09-18 12:44:58
              nope, see yesterday by Freakazoid2009-09-18 12:48:00
                ahh, i misread. Sorry (n/t) by confused.brit2009-09-18 13:18:07
Wow, that was quick by DesertRat662009-09-18 11:01:07
GURPS question by hadji2009-09-18 10:16:55
  *gurps* by cokish2009-09-18 13:37:57
  Search to find the gun by basher202009-09-18 11:57:28
  they would first need to ask some questions by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 11:26:06
  Whichever is higher. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 10:57:31
  I'd say "Forensics"... by McNutcase2009-09-18 10:35:48
  define: GURPS by Freakazoid2009-09-18 10:33:27
    still: have a look at the skill list... by Freakazoid2009-09-18 10:37:06
      aka: forensics seems more appropriate to me by Freakazoid2009-09-18 10:42:49
  Irrelevant Details. by chanceslost2009-09-18 10:23:08
Ordnance-Corner for UFies by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:05:22
  PIRATE ACTION SHOOTING!!! by DesertRat662009-09-18 13:24:20
    Take the hat off the admiral by basher202009-09-18 13:50:53
    Would swinging from one mock ship to another be by techi8702009-09-18 13:33:04
      Could be by DesertRat662009-09-18 13:49:14
        That's way too safe. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 14:30:15
          We dare not tempt them thar sharks matey by DesertRat662009-09-18 14:49:57
  "Alcohol and Guns in any quantity DO NOT mix" by cokish2009-09-18 12:49:31
    Illegal drugs aside (see downthread), by Clovis Man2009-09-18 17:12:30
    No by DesertRat662009-09-18 13:06:12
      So it is already 'covered' by law. by cokish2009-09-18 13:19:25
        Pretty much by DesertRat662009-09-18 13:26:21
          OK. Although around here I would use 'drugs' by cokish2009-09-18 13:43:12
  Oops. by pas512009-09-18 10:31:58
    Looks like the Brits need to retrain on use of by NDwight2009-09-18 11:38:46
    Both cases involve rule violations of 1, 2 and 3. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 11:10:41
  UFOCBOTD by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:10:52
    In honor of tomorrow? (n/t) by basher202009-09-18 11:58:27
    SSSMMOOKIIIINNNN! **big grin** by ShadowSystems2009-09-18 11:21:48
  Annie Le 'never had a chance' by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:10:31
    I think this is one of those cases where by vdp2009-09-18 10:18:05
      Being willing to fight back by oot2009-09-18 11:03:23
      Methinks you missed the point: by RetiQlum22009-09-18 10:53:23
        Pointless exercise by tallastro2009-09-18 11:14:48
          Again, the point is missed. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 11:19:10
            And you missed mine. by tallastro2009-09-18 12:59:14
            Someone on my blogroll was a friend of hers by DesertRat662009-09-18 11:55:41
      You think... by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:25:57
        Teuller. by kelli2172009-09-18 10:49:28
          Misapplied by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:56:43
            Not completely misapplied. by kelli2172009-09-18 11:19:55
              May not by DesertRat662009-09-18 12:22:12
            yeesh. (n/t) by esbita2009-09-18 11:05:02
            And if it hadn't been this type of attack, by vdp2009-09-18 11:05:02
              The attacker was by DesertRat662009-09-18 11:10:05
                Good for her! by vdp2009-09-18 11:46:04
        Given what we know of who the suspect is by vdp2009-09-18 10:33:43
          Disparity of force applies here by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:48:52
            Both of you need to chill. by adiplomat2009-09-18 11:08:25
              Chill? I thought we are having a good discussion by vdp2009-09-18 11:28:45
            Oh, I am aware that CQB training includes the use by vdp2009-09-18 11:02:21
              Incorrect by DesertRat662009-09-18 11:07:43
                Do all courses that satisfy the CCW permit by vdp2009-09-18 11:31:43
                  Did you miss the word "Basic" by DesertRat662009-09-18 12:00:07
                    The course description claims these are by vdp2009-09-18 12:31:58
                      Nope by DesertRat662009-09-18 12:42:09
  Sig Sauer Announces Cash For Klunkers by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:10:05
    Hmm, I have an old handgun that I really don't by SaylorA2009-09-18 11:31:45
  "Red Dawn" AKM for sale by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:09:37
  Man shot inside home sues his gated community by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:09:10
    And why aren't you saying the same thing by Bellator2009-09-18 12:13:02
      Perhaps because by DesertRat662009-09-18 12:48:06
        Didn't she have the choice to go to another uni? (n/t) by kelli2172009-09-18 12:57:20
          Find one that offers the same degree by DesertRat662009-09-18 13:07:21
            For that matter try to find one that allows CCW. by SaylorA2009-09-18 13:32:23
              Vote with your money! by kelli2172009-09-18 14:13:37
                Free market has always had a poor record of by DesertRat662009-09-18 20:57:45
        It wasn't? by Bellator2009-09-18 12:54:16
    He, in effect, undertook to join a group that... by kelli2172009-09-18 11:54:53
      s/guard/security/ by kelli2172009-09-18 14:08:32
    Is it your contention by wabbit652009-09-18 10:32:47
      Nope by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:53:14
        Just so I clearly understand you by wabbit652009-09-18 18:42:30
        Perhaps that's why he joined the gated community by subbywan2009-09-18 10:59:23
          That I'd almost buy a ticket to watch by DesertRat662009-09-18 11:02:47
            For what? (n/t) by subbywan2009-09-18 11:03:42
              To watch you by DesertRat662009-09-18 11:57:24
                It's not hard. by subbywan2009-09-18 12:45:43
    I don't know about that... by imperito2009-09-18 10:16:08
      Lousy assumption to make by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:29:02
        Irrelevant. The gated community provides a certain by vampire2009-09-18 11:11:04
          The counter argument could easily be by DesertRat662009-09-18 12:35:35
            Doesn't address their culpability. (n/t) by vampire2009-09-18 12:51:52
              Reasonable doubt and resonable measures by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:47:47
                Many people do not believe guns to *be* reasonable by subbywan2009-09-18 15:04:15
                  so should not the assumptions of a gated community by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 15:10:49
                    Absolutely. Which is what happened here. by subbywan2009-09-18 15:17:35
                      Seconded! (n/t) by wabbit652009-09-18 20:24:47
        I think he could do better than that... by imperito2009-09-18 11:05:42
          Perhaps it wasn't an assumption. Perhaps the by subbywan2009-09-18 11:08:13
        You've heard of the NSA. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 11:04:46
        If he's paying fees to the Association by wabbit652009-09-18 10:36:04
          But is that what he is suing for? (n/t) by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:59:02
  Dinner, 9/11 and its effect on civil preparedness by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:08:42
  Does concealed carry support law enforcement? by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:08:16
  Rule 4 Violation by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:07:59
    It doesn't sound like this was avoidable. (n/t) by vampire2009-09-18 10:22:10
      Side step, fire. (n/t) by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:26:22
        That occured to me as well. Rookie cop and by vampire2009-09-18 10:58:08
          Having been through a Rookie handgun course by DesertRat662009-09-18 11:54:05
            You don't want me to tell you about range by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:53:49
              Been there done that by DesertRat662009-09-18 13:16:34
                Last night an officer pulled out his duty weapon by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 13:36:50
                  There was a famous case years ago by DesertRat662009-09-18 13:59:47
                    One officer was taught to *never* shoot by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:51:18
            Since I would hope they are highly competent and I by vampire2009-09-18 12:01:33
              Considering some of the polive video I've seen of by vampire2009-09-18 12:03:48
                I've seen misses from 6 feet by DesertRat662009-09-18 12:24:53
  Successful hunter receiving threats by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:07:17
  IDPA Goin' Postal by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:06:56
    Our postal match got rained out last weekend by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:43:37
    Hey cool. When I was in the BSA, the summer camp by SaylorA2009-09-18 11:48:41
  Pimp My Gun! by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:06:36
  Lethal Force Confrontation in a vehicle by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:06:14
    We went through something similar using by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:41:34
      On a few occasions I've been able to use whole by DesertRat662009-09-18 12:51:03
        They had that at the Oklahoma competition by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 13:05:59
  More execs arm for protection by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:05:46
    Funny but the writer shows a lack of knowledge by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:38:57
      Uhhh...he actually got it right by SnArL2009-09-18 12:47:30
        Where did you get that definition because by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 13:14:56
          Probably from the BATF (n/t) by DesertRat662009-09-18 13:17:46
            Yes by SnArL2009-09-18 13:34:48
              He was convicted too by DesertRat662009-09-18 14:02:26
              anyone have a link to that "law"? by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 13:48:28
                NFA of 1934 by SnArL2009-09-18 13:59:53
                  *nitpick* I said full auto not machinegun :-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:54:56
              Seriously? That is just silly.... by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 13:39:44
                See my other post and by DesertRat662009-09-18 14:06:35
    Jihad the armsdealer! (n/t) by veran2009-09-18 10:49:59
Now that is a great idea by Rogue19712009-09-18 09:49:38
  nice! by aprylmae2009-09-18 11:18:12
  Oh, come on! Surely you can do better by adiplomat2009-09-18 10:58:11
    Ok so I'm supose to keep it all bottled up? by Rogue19712009-09-18 11:26:07
    If Rogue is anything like me by aprylmae2009-09-18 11:16:59
  Oh yeah by confused.brit2009-09-18 09:59:00
    No, wait... by Lethosos2009-09-18 10:02:30
Again, I got another complaint about someone by hadji2009-09-18 09:31:44
  ATTN: hadji by sgrunt2009-09-18 11:17:01
    I need the admin username and password. by hadji2009-09-18 11:41:01
      ATTN: hadji by sgrunt2009-09-18 11:41:29
  I think their brother works here by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:03:10
  Tell them if they really want it fixed you'll put by techi8702009-09-18 09:46:39
    That would be such an awesome job. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2009-09-18 09:53:07
  Urgh. That somehow reminds me of a client... by Sharku2009-09-18 09:38:59
  Everybody is dead, Dave. Everybody is. (n/t) by aix tom2009-09-18 09:34:01
    Chen? Selby? Petersen? (n/t) by pas512009-09-18 09:42:13
      Not Barry. He made it. (n/t) by hadji2009-09-18 09:46:46
        Yes Barry. Everybody's dead. (n/t) by kahuana2009-09-18 09:53:31
    Dave's not here, man. by Concept2009-09-18 09:39:48
      I can't let you do that Dave. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2009-09-18 09:53:35
Sometimes, you just can't catch a break: by veran2009-09-18 09:24:21
  You think he got pissed about this? I would. :( (n/t) by NDwight2009-09-18 09:30:52
When you stop and think, technology allows us to by techi8702009-09-18 09:16:50
  Yea, I was just reading about some guy who by veran2009-09-18 09:25:42
    Huh. I just read about some guy who wrote that he by kahuana2009-09-18 10:07:49
    Same here by Lethosos2009-09-18 09:56:24
I've kinda forgotten. What's the point of dating? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-09-18 09:16:20
  it helps people get to by AprylMae2009-09-18 18:06:17
  Finding someone who's happy to play "bedwarmer." (n/t) by Lethosos2009-09-18 11:17:12
  To get some one else in your bed, maybe? (n/t) by Zoxer2009-09-18 10:32:04
  "The i" and "the legs". by toysbfun2009-09-18 09:44:11
  The i (n/t) by imrambi2009-09-18 09:36:56
  The legs. Definitely the legs. (n/t) by imperito2009-09-18 09:33:49
  So you knaow how many days have passed? (n/t) by veran2009-09-18 09:26:17
  To suffer various embarrassments and indignities by Concept2009-09-18 09:19:06
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-09-18 09:00:02
Convicted Criminals Serve Time on Weekends, Work by DesertRat662009-09-18 08:48:43
  That's just wacky! by Peace_Man2009-09-18 11:26:52
    Driving on a suspended license is a misdemeanor by bitflipper2009-09-18 12:52:14
      That's what I mean. by Peace_Man2009-09-18 13:03:14
        Let me get this straight by bitflipper2009-09-18 13:10:40
  O am the only person in this room that is... by RetiQlum22009-09-18 09:04:29
  One thing that isn't covered in the article. by kahuana2009-09-18 08:55:54
    Probably destroyed by VivianC2009-09-18 09:23:37
      But, it's not a matter of "officer's discretion" by bitflipper2009-09-18 09:49:13
        I don't understand why they wrote him up at all... by Jeff_UK2009-09-18 09:55:42
      Maybe he asked for it back? by DesertRat662009-09-18 09:43:00
  I guess that's better than if they worked for by bitflipper2009-09-18 08:52:12
    Really?! by DesertRat662009-09-18 09:42:23
      Nah, think about it for a sec by bitflipper2009-09-18 09:53:37
        My point being by DesertRat662009-09-18 10:00:00
          Point taken (n/t) by bitflipper2009-09-18 10:10:50
    That was my first guess. :) (n/t) by VivianC2009-09-18 09:19:04
Brewing Corner by carthax2009-09-18 08:09:43
  Cider Report for 9/17/09 by carthax2009-09-18 08:12:24
    Green? Is that the flavour of unripened orange? (n/t) by kahuana2009-09-18 08:46:19
      Think a dry, woody peach that's not but about half by carthax2009-09-18 09:09:09
      Or one that's far too "ripe?" ;-P(n/t) by bitflipper2009-09-18 08:48:22
    Mmmmm cider :) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:31:09
Public Service Annoucement by UF Town Crier2009-09-18 08:00:02
  Nope, yesterday. by Creshal2009-09-18 09:37:14
I finished catching up on Schlock by vampire2009-09-18 07:55:47
I guess Dell doesn't want my money. by SaylorA2009-09-18 07:00:17
  Ever considered Fujitsu? (n/t) by Bonzo2009-09-18 10:03:50
  Call IBM by SnArL2009-09-18 07:52:17
  What kind of server you looking at? by techi8702009-09-18 07:13:45
    Mainly a PowerEdge 2900, but that could change by SaylorA2009-09-18 07:15:34
      What will they be doing? We use 1950s, 2950s, by Twitchh2009-09-18 07:47:33
  Go to HP now. Then they may take you serious. (n/t) by NDwight2009-09-18 07:06:50
    I've seen a couple of HP's servers recently. Nice. by kahuana2009-09-18 07:11:20
  Wrong tactics I think. by Buzzin2009-09-18 07:06:35
    We supposely have an account manager by SaylorA2009-09-18 07:10:16
      Then call the account manager, and complain by Buzzin2009-09-18 07:40:48
        I called the preliminary person again, by SaylorA2009-09-18 09:59:41
      Wow, we have one. They're great! by vampire2009-09-18 07:29:25
It is pitch black. You are perfectly safe. by hadji2009-09-18 06:53:30
  That's a possible message, oddly enough by Nightwind2009-09-18 18:34:06
  (actions) by SparcMan2009-09-18 07:28:22
    An adventurer is likely to be eaten by you (n/t) by oedlan2009-09-18 07:34:59
      > z by sgrunt2009-09-18 10:44:33
  That notion is Riddick-ulous. (n/t) by kahuana2009-09-18 07:16:13
  >scream help (in grue of course) by SaylorA2009-09-18 07:06:57
    Four more grue join you. by hadji2009-09-18 07:23:56
      Grue peace? (n/t) by kahuana2009-09-18 07:27:03
  > kiss adventurer (n/t) by pas512009-09-18 07:04:08
    I do not recognize the word (n/t). by hadji2009-09-18 07:25:54
  > W (n/t) by Lethosos2009-09-18 06:58:24
    It is pitch black. You are perfectly safe. (n/t) by hadji2009-09-18 07:21:49
      > perform Friday activity (n/t) by Lethosos2009-09-18 07:26:08
        You sit down with your family and play scrabble. by hadji2009-09-18 07:28:32
I guess Stef is going to end up owing a lot of by SaylorA2009-09-18 06:50:19
  I foresee... by Smut2009-09-18 07:41:49
Anyone know what tdcursor.exe is? by Hieraco2009-09-18 06:22:39
  look in the software list in the windows by Zoxer2009-09-18 10:07:31
  Doesn't sound good by oot2009-09-18 07:02:29
  Oog, has adware/malware/spyware by skern2009-09-18 06:44:46
    Those sites generally list every system process by Jeff_UK2009-09-18 07:06:38
  Related? by oedlan2009-09-18 06:33:48
    o.O that link asploded my WOT plugin. by Hieraco2009-09-18 06:42:21
      <pedant> s/Worse/Worst/ </pedant> by Twitchh2009-09-18 07:49:46
"Do you Yahoo!?" by MadnessASAP2009-09-18 06:03:36
  I'd use irony, but I had to Google for it. (n/t) by Lethosos2009-09-18 06:05:00
Coffee in 5 min by oedlan2009-09-18 05:49:19
  *swipes the coffee from Oedlan* by Lethosos2009-09-18 06:05:40
    You are too late by oedlan2009-09-18 06:30:34
      Evil lizard... I was in the mood for something by shargo2009-09-18 07:04:12
        Heh, had to edit that entry by oedlan2009-09-18 07:13:26
          :-) I saw that mistake too but was to lazy to do by shargo2009-09-18 07:35:31
        Wait, Oedlan's a dragon, too? by Lethosos2009-09-18 07:08:06
          Oi! Gimme those! (n/t) by shargo2009-09-18 07:12:40
            I haven't gotten them! by Lethosos2009-09-18 07:20:53
Oh yeah, it's Friday by PSYCHOI3OY2009-09-18 05:38:50
  If the economy were better... by skern2009-09-18 06:50:10
    Not all of us by SciSSorS2009-09-18 08:29:41
    not ALL of us by aprylmae2009-09-18 08:13:42
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-09-18 05:34:00
ATTN: EuUFies by oedlan2009-09-18 05:28:05
  Why should we protest? It was never meant by Zoxer2009-09-18 10:18:29
    Actually it was supposed to protect Europe by AndyA2009-09-18 10:42:12
  It's also interesting to me by aprylmae2009-09-18 08:09:24
    No one from poland has responded you will by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:28:36
  hm. i disliked the idea of this shield from the be by Klymer2009-09-18 07:47:00
  Since when is Poland a part of the US? by Buzzin2009-09-18 07:23:55
    Slight adjustment there by Buzzin2009-09-18 07:31:03
      Analogy isn't quite apt... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 08:08:20
        Poland ASKED for it ? by cokish2009-09-18 08:26:37
          You mean... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 10:39:33
          *hands cokish tin foil hat* I suggest you by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:29:38
            Except that what a government wants and what its by ttlogic2009-09-18 09:53:59
              But let's not get too far off track here... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 10:35:29
            The Republicans. (n/t) by cokish2009-09-18 09:17:34
              Cokish, you bias is showing. by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 10:48:27
                Maybe by cokish2009-09-18 12:06:46
                  Party has nothing to do with this, that is by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:20:44
                    You're the one who keeps hammering on the trust... by Sharku2009-09-18 13:31:15
                      Fair enough, but in this issue, is not trust by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:20:51
                        He probably would have. by Sharku2009-09-18 15:27:31
                      No, but, if he had signed a treaty with, say, Iran by bitflipper2009-09-18 13:53:26
                        Nice try reversing my example, but... by Sharku2009-09-18 14:29:00
                          So you're saying it's o-kay to break one's word by bitflipper2009-09-18 14:43:42
                            No. I'm saying.... by Sharku2009-09-18 14:46:35
                              Ah. That, I don't by bitflipper2009-09-18 15:07:46
                              <Deleted><Deleted>2009-09-18 15:44:05
                                Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2009-09-18 15:44:18
                                Oops. Mods? Double post; please remove one by bitflipper2009-09-18 15:09:26
                No, no; see, it's *Polish* Republicans, right? by bitflipper2009-09-18 11:19:04
                  <spooky voice> the Fifth column is everywhere! ;-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:15:45
                    What is wrong with the letter 'E' ??? (n/t) by cokish2009-09-18 12:45:44
                  :-D (n/t) by cokish2009-09-18 11:37:07
      *Ding-Ding* by aix tom2009-09-18 07:48:41
      I agree with you by aprylmae2009-09-18 07:42:09
  Because we are not paranoid? by aix tom2009-09-18 07:20:46
    I'm certain that my old house was on a firing by Jeff_UK2009-09-18 10:07:02
  from what ive heard its a range thing by robertltux2009-09-18 07:12:16
  Bush said the defense system was a good idea by Jeff_UK2009-09-18 06:58:04
    Why is that? seriously. by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:10:33
      It ties in with my other point by Jeff_UK2009-09-18 09:51:22
        So to make sure I am understanding by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:11:10
      A few reasons spring to mind. by AndyA2009-09-18 09:33:10
        But what about the main question here. by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 11:50:17
          You missed the context. by AndyA2009-09-18 12:10:30
            But why is that, why trust someone more than the by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:14:42
              Actually, I can see that by bitflipper2009-09-18 12:34:02
                How has he handled it poorly? by AndyA2009-09-18 14:09:36
                  Did he invite Poland and the Czech Republic by bitflipper2009-09-18 14:36:03
                    Nail on head. It shows a lack of respect IMO (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:38:07
              The benefit of the doubt. by AndyA2009-09-18 12:31:12
                Put that way I can agree with you. :) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:36:56
      ...because the MDS was just sabre-rattling? by carthax2009-09-18 08:19:18
        That does not answer my question. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:24:50
          It answers your third question. by carthax2009-09-18 08:32:04
            I see where you are going but let me by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:38:57
              Actually, Obama is currently less trusted by Peace_Man2009-09-18 12:00:50
                You make my point in many ways by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:08:34
                  And you believe that he should not be trusted by Peace_Man2009-09-18 12:14:51
                    That sir, is putting words in my mouth by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:24:53
                      I'm not putting anything in your mouth. by Peace_Man2009-09-18 12:57:08
                        You keep saying that and every time you do I by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:32:42
                        *puts beer into Peace Man's mouth* by cokish2009-09-18 13:32:16
                          You have any hefeweizen? :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:33:34
                            "Korenwolf" is white bear (wheat beer) by cokish2009-09-18 14:55:15
                              I think I had one at a tasting a long time ago. by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 14:57:56
              Also... by Sharku2009-09-18 09:22:33
                exactly one of my points. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 09:37:58
              I'd like to make a point. by Sharku2009-09-18 09:08:52
                Understood and you also assist my by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 09:37:24
              He didn't agree to it. by aprylmae2009-09-18 08:46:27
                Wait a minute... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 12:31:53
                So by that reasoning President Obama by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 09:26:04
                  I'm saying by aprylmae2009-09-18 09:48:52
                    Now you are narrowing it down a bit :) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 11:30:59
                  As should the US, itself by bitflipper2009-09-18 09:30:05
                    by extention, yes. As I have said by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 09:35:51
                Exactly. by carthax2009-09-18 08:51:52
                  So, any treaty or agreement made by previous by bitflipper2009-09-18 08:54:17
                    not quite by aprylmae2009-09-18 09:02:09
                      Such review, however, is not to be done unilateral by bitflipper2009-09-18 09:20:12
                        No by aprylmae2009-09-18 09:36:23
                          Actually, yes, we *did* agree to it by bitflipper2009-09-18 10:10:05
                            Exactly, people keep trying to play the scapegoat by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 11:33:51
                              Yup! by bitflipper2009-09-18 11:54:20
                                Yep, in the business world there would by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:03:31
  Because that shield would protect the US only? by cokish2009-09-18 06:57:39
    ? how does a *short range* missile shield by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:04:06
      You really believe that was their motive? by cokish2009-09-18 08:16:20
        Exactly, *In *your* opinion. Do you have by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:23:27
          News talks about protecting the 'eastern states' by cokish2009-09-18 09:03:05
            I think you just shot down your own arguments with by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 09:33:37
              Which one ? by cokish2009-09-18 10:06:24
                You keep being very US centric in by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 11:08:04
                  I know it is a complicated situation by cokish2009-09-18 11:50:12
                    The problem in your posts that causese the by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 11:56:36
                      I think you misread cokish on that last one by bitflipper2009-09-18 12:02:32
                        I understood, that was why I was partially by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:05:26
            Interesting. "...met with dismay in Poland and..." by bitflipper2009-09-18 09:28:24
        How are we "conquering land?" by bitflipper2009-09-18 08:23:19
          'conquering' was meant ironically by cokish2009-09-18 08:35:19
    s/korea/dubai by cokish2009-09-18 07:32:30
    Also, if they wanted to hit us.. by Jeff_UK2009-09-18 06:59:43
      Or use bomb suit cases ? by cokish2009-09-18 07:01:11
        I heard that they're likely to all be defunct by by Jeff_UK2009-09-18 07:09:08
          Heh, you can't keep the stuff forever? by cokish2009-09-18 07:17:25
  I am not a EuUFie, but I guess it is that by NDwight2009-09-18 06:38:07
  My attitude/comment by Hieraco2009-09-18 06:29:17
    one thing about that though by aprylmae2009-09-18 06:34:49
      The problem is that IMO.... by Sharku2009-09-18 07:05:33
        I agree with a lot of that by aprylmae2009-09-18 07:09:37
  because making more weapons won't ensure peace (n/t) by fraggytheundead2009-09-18 05:58:21
    Question, is a missile defense shield a by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 07:56:27
      A missile can be defensive or offensive. by Peace_Man2009-09-18 12:08:53
        The Russians were offended by the 'defensive' by cokish2009-09-18 12:21:24
          :snrk!: (n/t) by bitflipper2009-09-18 12:38:19
        If you read some of the old articles on it, I by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 12:13:21
    There are no absolute guarantees. by vampire2009-09-18 07:26:33
      It's like paying for a chain by Lethosos2009-09-18 07:28:28
  I just have to wonder by aprylmae2009-09-18 05:53:08
    As I understand it... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 06:37:53
      I'd rather not see that either by aprylmae2009-09-18 06:40:51
        That is a somewhat shortsighted view of things by imperito2009-09-18 06:45:35
          Thanks for proving exactly the point I was making by aprylmae2009-09-18 06:50:37
            Two things, With todays interconnected by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 07:53:02
              I am NOT suggesting isolationism. by aprylmae2009-09-18 07:59:14
                The problem is, anytime you say by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:19:53
                  I was planning on staying away from this thread, by aprylmae2009-09-18 08:39:12
                    Again, you are making assumptions by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:48:49
                      I didn't suggest stopping what we're already doing by aprylmae2009-09-18 08:57:55
                        Wait a sec, you do realize that the US by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 09:31:04
                          If we have so much surplus by aprylmae2009-09-18 09:43:09
                            Why are there people starving? by Sharku2009-09-18 10:10:51
                              Yes, the amount of food is not the issue by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 10:58:20
                And we're saying... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 08:16:33
            I don't see that as the case by imperito2009-09-18 07:05:40
              How is Poland by aprylmae2009-09-18 07:08:09
                Says so in the manual by imperito2009-09-18 07:14:12
                  I'm not just talking about healthcare by aprylmae2009-09-18 07:17:12
                    Economy... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 07:58:19
                    Does not building this system create jobs and by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 07:57:20
                      It will create jobs and income by aprylmae2009-09-18 08:01:42
                        Won't U.S. people be brought over there to run it, by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:14:08
            Are we not a part of the world? by jdelphiki2009-09-18 06:58:26
              We need to take care of our OWN problems first by aprylmae2009-09-18 07:06:48
                I'm saying that in a lot of cases.... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 07:33:13
                That seems to be exactly what you're suggesting by imperito2009-09-18 07:10:48
                  Agreed. by jdelphiki2009-09-18 07:42:47
    Some likely reasons by shargo2009-09-18 06:14:31
      I also find it funny by aprylmae2009-09-18 06:20:39
        Maybe they need to change their by oedlan2009-09-18 06:28:21
          Look at EU stock markets by SciSSorS2009-09-18 09:24:23
  Because unlike the US, by krikkert2009-09-18 05:39:40
    But that was Sovjet Russia! by cokish2009-09-18 07:09:43
      Tsar, sovjet, presidential ... by SciSSorS2009-09-18 09:22:04
        Spheres of Influence Theory (long post) by basher202009-09-18 11:55:48
          Agreed. It seems that the old Cold War by Clovis Man2009-09-18 16:37:11
        Um, both world wars started among European nations by bitflipper2009-09-18 09:25:33
          Sorry, but no cigar for you by basher202009-09-18 12:04:31
            Fair enough by bitflipper2009-09-18 12:22:06
              They didn't. by cokish2009-09-18 12:44:44
          And the Japanese during WWII by cokish2009-09-18 09:29:58
            As were the French by basher202009-09-18 12:08:55
    OK, who else was expecting by imperito2009-09-18 06:28:46
  My answer by oedlan2009-09-18 05:29:22
    Agrees ^^^ by shargo2009-09-18 05:33:10
      Agreed, but... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 06:30:37
        We can't afford it! by aprylmae2009-09-18 06:38:34
          Hmm.... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 06:53:48
            I'm not saying we should by aprylmae2009-09-18 07:03:54
              <Deleted><Deleted>2009-09-18 09:05:29
                Moderated: open comments. (n/t) by Nea2009-09-18 09:05:47
                Repost. Mods, just noticed open comments. by chanceslost2009-09-18 07:32:42
    Seconded. by diginferno2009-09-18 05:32:48
      Um... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 06:20:19
        Very, very valid point IMO. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 07:54:34
          If that is a valid point, .... by aix tom2009-09-18 08:45:52
            I protest you protesting :D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-09-18 08:49:47
Funny quote from Ronnie by jdelphiki2009-09-18 05:07:41
  I thought he wanted lower taxes (n/t) by madjo2009-09-18 06:19:08
    I think that was the point... by jdelphiki2009-09-18 06:39:32
SOT-Zombie-apocalypse: God module - Brains. by Sharku2009-09-18 05:01:12
  That first bit by Cural2009-09-18 15:23:47
    Just checked the quotes... by Cural2009-09-18 15:27:04
Attn: oot by ideur2009-09-18 04:04:14
  also by aprylmae2009-09-18 05:35:18
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-09-18 04:00:02
Digital Photograpy club weekly reminder by UF_DPC2009-09-18 04:00:02
kitty vibe request by rogue19712009-09-18 03:23:17
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by SciSSorS2009-09-18 08:44:14
  *sends vibes* by oot2009-09-18 05:51:57
  poor kitty by aprylmae2009-09-18 05:18:13
  *fires fuzzies/vibes cannon, laced w/soothing tea* (n/t) by firehawk2009-09-18 03:35:56
  I don't have much to offer. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 03:35:37
    she knows it needs to be put down by rogue19712009-09-18 03:42:50
      We are in agreement. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-09-18 03:50:45
OK, so I've been out of the loop. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 03:08:09
  He likes fish sticks. (n/t) by altordwm2009-09-18 06:37:46
    FTW^^^ (n/t) by spud2009-09-18 07:27:34
  stole the mic at some awards show by PSYCHOI3OY2009-09-18 03:20:46
  Linky here... by firehawk2009-09-18 03:20:05
    Ah, now I get today's Ctrl+Alt+Del comic! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2009-09-18 07:11:06
    Darn, I was able to say I hadn't seen it until now by PSYCHOI3OY2009-09-18 03:55:45
    Wow. Just wow. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 03:26:23
      Yes, very classy on Beyonce's part. by firehawk2009-09-18 03:35:21
        Absolutely by aprylmae2009-09-18 05:21:14
          What do Beyonce do afterwards? I didn't hear about by SaylorA2009-09-18 07:19:29
            she won by aprylmae2009-09-18 08:15:50
            She won an award after Swift by emlaabs2009-09-18 07:23:29
ATTN: robertltlux by RetiQlum22009-09-18 01:54:15
  don't play Albannach is a band ive found by robertltux2009-09-18 04:23:54
  Threadjack! Did any of yesterdays guesses by shargo2009-09-18 02:17:22
    Not even close. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-09-18 02:48:15
      So there Reti was... by shargo2009-09-18 04:47:01
        On your note, does Reti count as a grumpy old man? by NDwight2009-09-18 06:49:24
Challenge of the Day (CoD) by Spisefisken2009-09-18 01:41:57
  KWotD! by oedlan2009-09-18 05:10:47
    Scoozme. Imma let you finish. aix tom has the best by kahuana2009-09-18 08:09:45
  I hereby invent the "Missing Ü of the Day" .... by aix tom2009-09-18 03:14:28
  Repetition of the Day (RotD) by pas512009-09-18 01:59:01
    *eats all the characters on the list* by firehawk2009-09-18 02:00:52
      *rams the alphabet into firehawk's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2009-09-18 10:56:47
      You've just discovered BotD! by kreedah2009-09-18 02:36:18
ATTN Peace Man : You are right. by Klaranth2009-09-18 01:41:04
Off to vacation and no net land!! by mekkanik_mike2009-09-18 01:38:40
  This is a great opportunety for that meme... by oedlan2009-09-18 05:30:53
    You really are in an evil mood today... by shargo2009-09-18 07:43:08
  Have a great time! (n/t) by shargo2009-09-18 03:08:59
  What happens if we do? by RetiQlum22009-09-18 01:58:23
    Easy. by firehawk2009-09-18 02:02:35
      Betty says, "No." by RetiQlum22009-09-18 02:53:08
        You forgot the lawnmower! by ttlogic2009-09-18 04:36:37
        *eats the shotguns, axes, and chainsaws. by firehawk2009-09-18 02:57:08
          Did you eat the red button or did you forget ? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-09-18 02:59:23
            *burp* by firehawk2009-09-18 03:21:23
              Oops. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 03:38:14
                *pop* You can't get rid of me that easily. by firehawk2009-09-18 03:39:05
  *gnaws off mekkanik_mike's metacarpals* (n/t) by firehawk2009-09-18 01:53:53
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Hieraco2009-09-18 01:24:24
  *runs around panicking* by Nea2009-09-18 09:36:02
  *orders that Irish Coffee* by Lethosos2009-09-18 06:08:02
  Yawn. I hate Mondays by cokish2009-09-18 02:21:49
  Happy Friday! *hands out Grope-O-Matics* by firehawk2009-09-18 01:54:40
  crawls in, nearly blind from seeing firehawk by Zoxer2009-09-18 01:41:56
    Are you talking about Anna Anka's by oedlan2009-09-18 01:57:29
      right, that would be a horror by Zoxer2009-09-18 10:27:46
    *jumps on Zoxer's table, dances nekkid* by firehawk2009-09-18 01:53:29
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-09-18 01:16:45
  Manchester United by basher202009-09-18 08:53:46
Late SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-09-18 01:15:40
  Favors. by firehawk2009-09-18 02:51:31
  A lot of missed fridays. (n/t) by FNORDer2009-09-18 01:17:04
*springs out of the duckpond, nekkid as a jaybird* by firehawk2009-09-18 01:02:57
  *makes a fortune by selling anti-nekkid-firehawk-s by Klymer2009-09-18 04:46:44
    Got any memory-erasure-drugs ? by cokish2009-09-18 05:01:56
  Ahh, thanks. Now I'm BLIND by cokish2009-09-18 03:26:32
    *tosses cokish walnuts to replace them* by firehawk2009-09-18 03:38:22
      But how can I unsee the Nekkid Firehawk? by cokish2009-09-18 04:36:26
  what a vision ;-p hands firehawk a towel (n/t) by Zoxer2009-09-18 01:26:35
    No use in that... by oedlan2009-09-18 01:33:52
      ok, trows a tarp over him and winds lot by Zoxer2009-09-18 01:46:50
        *gnaws thru the duct tape* by firehawk2009-09-18 01:52:36
          Target in sight by Eboreg2009-09-18 11:03:55
UFicle: Camcorder advice? by DesiredUsername2009-09-18 00:41:13
  On what budget? by ideur2009-09-18 00:43:38
    Dunno exactly, by DesiredUsername2009-09-18 01:04:29
      There are many in that price range. by ideur2009-09-18 03:15:49
Myke! What happened? by oedlan2009-09-18 00:37:54
  nothing seems to have happened! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-09-18 01:15:07
    I couldn't reach the board for 3-5 min by oedlan2009-09-18 01:32:04
      That's not an ars problem. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 03:52:22
        Even though other sites worked fine? (n/t) by oedlan2009-09-18 03:56:04
          Yes. by RetiQlum22009-09-18 04:13:10
          not every entry has to be refreshed at the same by Flirkann2009-09-18 04:10:01
Hooray! It's Craaaaaaaaaazy Friiiiidaaaaaay! by oedlan2009-09-18 00:36:51
  *BACON* ß-Þ (n/t) by Kreepykrawly2009-09-18 02:57:54
    More bacon! (n/t) by firehawk2009-09-18 02:58:11
      moar bcon !!! by themadkansan2009-09-18 03:23:16
        *eats themadkansan's intentional misspelling* by firehawk2009-09-18 03:36:41
          *eats all the bacon* (n/t) by Klymer2009-09-18 04:15:32
            Ohhhhh no you don't! by firehawk2009-09-18 04:20:51
              *eats the dive* (n/t) by Klymer2009-09-18 04:22:06
  4 gross of Grope-O-Matics (n/t) by firehawk2009-09-18 02:56:39
  *Dark (bitter) CHOCOLATE* Check! (n/t) by kreedah2009-09-18 02:40:58
  femur (n/t) by Klymer2009-09-18 00:37:29
*Promises himself something NICE to by EnzoMatrix2009-09-18 00:36:26
  What? And no COFFEE ??? by cokish2009-09-18 02:15:48
    The same place I work actually... by EnzoMatrix2009-09-18 11:53:55
      I was suspecting as much :-D (n/t) by cokish2009-09-18 13:48:37
serious coffee warning by Klymer2009-09-18 00:35:27
  Obviously by oedlan2009-09-18 00:39:51
So I just started to back up all mail by oedlan2009-09-18 00:26:38
  Well get him to install the attachment remover by Spisefisken2009-09-18 01:08:25
    Well.. There are a lot of contracts by oedlan2009-09-18 01:48:16
      Guess what? You have a sad story for him. by firehawk2009-09-18 02:00:03
      And that is what the attachment remover does by Spisefisken2009-09-18 01:59:50
        It's on my puter already =) by oedlan2009-09-18 02:03:38
There's a difference between savouring victory and by Hieraco2009-09-18 00:19:44
  That's what *I* told her, but she still wouldn't by ShadowSystems2009-09-18 00:26:32
    So now we know what ShadowSystems named his . . . by talon07202009-09-18 09:22:09
    for various definitions of "Victory" =P (n/t) by Flirkann2009-09-18 00:28:32
Ok. Things are getting a little complicated now. by taitano2009-09-18 00:17:48
  left holding the bag? by JoeP2009-09-18 22:23:11
  A masterful summary of modern finance. (n/t) by pas512009-09-18 02:17:07
    common situation by basher202009-09-18 09:14:39
      I think the three-way is how this will end. by taitano2009-09-18 10:34:24
Sid will be angry. by zanoria2009-09-18 00:11:41
  Didn't Stef owe him some money in by EnzoMatrix2009-09-18 00:31:26
    That was Mike :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-09-18 01:11:46
Attn: imwacc0 - Replied to your CHASSIS [sic] Q. by Hieraco2009-09-18 00:03:52
  Thank you by imwacc02009-09-18 08:27:51
Translations by Nea2009-09-18 00:00:02
  Deutsch / German TLP (n/t) by Creshal2009-09-18 09:13:19
    by Creshal by Creshal2009-09-18 09:33:23
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by rikthoff2009-09-18 04:00:49
    Nederlands by rikthoff2009-09-18 04:06:57
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-09-18 00:00:01
  JimMorrisonsperlunkedRobocopontheInterstatewithina by Flirkann2009-09-18 00:01:29
    Whose Responsible This?! by Hieraco2009-09-18 00:13:16
      Dunno...doesn't have a name on the tag, by Flirkann2009-09-18 00:19:34
  JimMorrisonsperlunkedRobocopontheInterstatewithina by Hieraco2009-09-18 00:01:23
    How? you ask... by rhakeios2009-09-18 08:58:29

 

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