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Cartoon for Aug 27, 2009
Strip for Aug 27, 2009
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So that network I fized with an axe? by RetiQlum22009-08-28 15:45:21
Attn.: davydd by Tyop2009-08-28 00:11:10
ARGH! Invoke reg expression UFicle by firehawk2009-08-27 23:51:38
  Wait, cancel that panic. by firehawk2009-08-27 23:54:14
What's wrong with this picture? by PSYCHOI3OY2009-08-27 22:33:02
  *facepalm.jpg* (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2009-08-27 23:28:21
  Wow. by PSYCHOI3OY2009-08-27 22:34:21
    Nothing AFAICT. The uSD would fit quite easily by kahuana2009-08-27 22:49:17
      hmm by PSYCHOI3OY2009-08-27 22:56:48
        Are you sure? by oedlan2009-08-27 23:43:40
          Uh, that'd be the USB bus, actually. :-) (n/t) by bwkaz2009-08-28 00:04:59
        ...vent hole so usb faster go (n/t) by Flirkann2009-08-27 23:16:42
    *snerk* they both have drawings for the demonstrat by Flirkann2009-08-27 22:41:50
Damn! That's the second keyboard this week.... by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 22:14:50
  They even have a backup plan ("B") (n/t) by ChuckAB2009-08-28 05:08:14
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-08-27 22:00:02
I wonder. If I submitted a 1/4-page report on by kahuana2009-08-27 20:48:40
Medieval combat question by hadji2009-08-27 20:16:37
  Shield in one hand, sword in the other. by RetiQlum22009-08-28 16:04:32
  Depends what you mean by basher202009-08-27 21:31:03
  A movie that treats melee combat well... by Illiad2009-08-27 21:16:18
  If they are one-handed weapons by voxwoman2009-08-27 20:29:53
I wonder if I can rent my dad to the DARE program by toysbfun2009-08-27 19:34:11
  Worked for me by DesertRat662009-08-27 20:56:57
    Forgot to mention by DesertRat662009-08-27 20:57:30
  Won't do any good by UGuardian2009-08-27 19:54:33
    Will do SOME good by dww2009-08-28 02:59:47
Eight hours after eating Sichuanese food... by Illiad2009-08-27 19:18:26
  You are just weak. by RetiQlum22009-08-28 15:37:13
  As long as it's not Brock Samson. by firehawk2009-08-27 23:29:27
  Somebody must've subbed Elmers for corn starch. by kahuana2009-08-27 20:41:21
    Don't you know? by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 22:15:39
  TMI! (n/t) by rogue19712009-08-27 19:23:18
I just drew a manifold that looked by Llyr2009-08-27 19:01:24
  Boxers, briefs, or a brassiere? by toysbfun2009-08-27 19:19:41
    I would say, very brief boxer-briefs. by Llyr2009-08-27 19:39:45
      Sounds like boyshorts by Snate2009-08-27 23:06:55
        I must confess, I am of a similar mind ;oD (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-08-27 23:17:38
          They're sexy but in a cute and classy way. by Snate2009-08-27 23:21:07
            Yes, imagination is a VERY good thing ;oD (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-08-27 23:26:57
              I'll be in my bunk. (n/t) by Snate2009-08-27 23:30:50
                *snerk* (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-08-27 23:37:28
      According to Wikipedia, a "pant" by toysbfun2009-08-27 19:46:44
  And what exactly uses a manifold shaped by skippy-ish_guy2009-08-27 19:07:07
    I think we may be thinking of by Llyr2009-08-27 19:09:07
I'm losing interest in people. by toysbfun2009-08-27 18:45:55
  Make your own fun by tonyz2009-08-27 21:32:04
  Surprisingly, the hard sciences are great places by Llyr2009-08-27 18:59:04
    The good news is that the cliques can cross by kahuana2009-08-27 22:12:28
    The only math this term is the calculus used by toysbfun2009-08-27 19:15:40
  pour cheese sauce on them. by morenna2009-08-27 18:50:46
    We've never met, have we? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-08-27 19:17:13
      Thanks, though. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-08-27 19:35:03
        Nope, we've never met in meatspace. by morenna2009-08-28 03:35:24
naptime... by themadkansan2009-08-27 18:26:34
(Sets out a giant, Combo + 3x Cheese pizza... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 17:52:58
  *tummy rumble* by kahuana2009-08-27 18:13:01
  *eats shadowsystems' pizza* by sgrunt2009-08-27 18:06:31
    (Catches the Diet Pepsi...) by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 18:21:05
      *eats the bottles, liquid and all* by firehawk2009-08-27 23:42:36
    You again! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-08-27 18:18:13
      Me again! (n/t) by sgrunt2009-08-27 22:36:27
        Pizza again! by firehawk2009-08-27 23:31:48
Heh, laptop looks a bit funny now by Freakazoid2009-08-27 17:50:15
Cajun food in San Jose? by DesiredUsername2009-08-27 17:23:27
  The only one I know of isn't in San Jose by andyz2009-08-27 21:28:31
  Make yer own. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-08-27 17:56:34
    It's easy enough (link to recipe included) by carthax2009-08-27 18:48:34
      *pthhhhpptt* (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-08-27 21:20:50
neat! by AprylMae2009-08-27 17:19:26
Does anyone know of a good Ruby on Rails tutorial? by imrambi2009-08-27 17:11:49
  Kickstart suggested Why's (poignant) Guide to Ruby by kahuana2009-08-27 17:50:20
    D'oh. It's offline and it's not about Rails by kahuana2009-08-27 17:53:44
*whistles* $400 for a phone. by toysbfun2009-08-27 17:05:59
  try $700 *retail* for an Apple iPhone 3GS.. by Garrinka2009-08-27 17:09:29
    Doncha love that? by themadkansan2009-08-27 17:33:22
      well the way the rep told me.. by Garrinka2009-08-27 17:40:43
        I did it a different way when I got my iPhone by abaron2009-08-27 19:06:29
          So why not get an iPod Touch instead? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-08-27 19:30:12
        gotta love racketeering... (n/t) by themadkansan2009-08-27 17:42:38
          Not really racketeering by toysbfun2009-08-27 18:36:27
            I meant the entire idiocy of cel network access. by themadkansan2009-08-27 18:49:03
              Well, except for voice. by toysbfun2009-08-27 19:28:34
            it's about as bad for AT&T prepaid (gophone) data by Freakazoid2009-08-27 18:45:33
              and t-mobile's prepaid data is nonexistant by Freakazoid2009-08-27 18:53:12
    Oh, I know. by toysbfun2009-08-27 17:30:34
Repost: FF 3.5.2 Mouse Scroll Wheel settings? by Twitchh2009-08-27 16:25:58
  didn't they add a smooth scroll setting... (n/t) by Flirkann2009-08-27 20:20:20
    Options -> Advanced -> Use Smooth Scrolling by Twitchh2009-08-27 20:50:14
Ponyo by voxwoman2009-08-27 16:19:34
  For the Ponies!</Richard> (n/t) by shargo2009-08-27 16:23:56
*fumes* Uficle! Monitor help please! by RedIon2009-08-27 16:14:24
  Doesn't matter any more. by RedIon2009-08-27 19:00:15
  Sounds like a driver issue by Intrinsic2009-08-27 17:52:12
    Might not be "braindead" but simply not fast enoug by kahuana2009-08-27 18:19:15
      It's an onboard... by RedIon2009-08-27 19:01:31
      True, but sometimes onboards are crippled and not by Intrinsic2009-08-27 18:24:59
        They could also be "crippled" to save power, by kahuana2009-08-27 18:32:33
  You have it connected through a KVM or not? by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 16:29:02
    The KVM is on the other monitor. by RedIon2009-08-27 17:05:28
  does it work at all? by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:17:49
    Yep, desktop is showing up properly, just not by RedIon2009-08-27 16:19:13
      Does it work on a different machine? by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:20:22
        Didn't work hooking it up to a laptop. by RedIon2009-08-27 16:33:06
          Laptops are occasionally crippled. by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:58:25
            Not at the moment, but I could probably grab one by RedIon2009-08-27 17:15:08
My niece is *clearly* crazy. by morenna2009-08-27 16:13:11
  Spacewarp theory. He's the prototype Cochrane... (n/t) by twixt2009-08-27 16:26:05
MEN! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ;) by Garrinka2009-08-27 15:59:38
  I /married/ the only woman I understood sometimes by Divinar2009-08-27 19:41:02
    I suspect "female logic" is a myth by toysbfun2009-08-27 19:50:03
      If THAT didn't exist, she'd never have married me! (n/t) by Divinar2009-08-27 19:58:53
  I'm dead sexy</fat b7> (n/t) by kahuana2009-08-27 18:21:05
  s/MEN/WOMEN by corwin172009-08-27 17:32:39
    *points down* by themadkansan2009-08-27 17:34:20
      EWWWWW. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2009-08-27 17:40:44
  What... by MrTrick2009-08-27 16:05:24
    *snerk* I wish "hoppy" would hop along :P ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-08-27 16:08:43
  Feeling's mutual. :P (n/t) by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:00:32
    *whaps tmk with a pillow * :P ;) by Garrinka2009-08-27 16:02:03
      Feh. A rock would be a pleasure. by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:03:16
        so vent hon *hugs*... by Garrinka2009-08-27 16:04:32
          It's nothing new. by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:10:51
            trust me I hear ya *hugs*.. by Garrinka2009-08-27 16:13:04
              Innit great? by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:15:29
          Oooo! You're allowing collection of body parts? by firehawk2009-08-27 16:10:39
How to make your teacher spit coffee out his nose. by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 15:49:40
  You aughta bring pictures of ancient tech by joecrouse2009-08-27 18:27:18
    He'd probably grunt, beat me with a rock, then by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 18:57:06
      No, he'd grunt, beat you with the DRIVE by wabbit652009-08-27 19:19:41
  You know now you have to bring that in... by abaron2009-08-27 16:20:13
    I am NOT lugging that beast to school! =D by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 17:24:51
      Wow, double height... by Intrinsic2009-08-27 17:43:29
      So don't lug it. by RedIon2009-08-27 17:25:59
    I like this one. He has good ideas. :-) (n/t) by twixt2009-08-27 16:31:34
  Sadist. I love it... :-) (n/t) by twixt2009-08-27 15:55:16
  IDGI (n/t) by Klaranth2009-08-27 15:54:25
    Two things... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 16:04:23
      It could almost store 7, 3.5" floppies! (n/t) by kahuana2009-08-27 20:52:08
    New Windoze versions usually take up to 15-20GB by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:57:41
      My first PC had a MFM (IIRC) it was large 20MB by shargo2009-08-27 16:02:03
Dearest Doggies, You know I love you by Lab Rat2009-08-27 15:49:20
  *barges in after his dirt bath* by hyper_doggy2009-08-27 16:00:37
    Hey, I don't know you that well! (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-08-27 16:17:03
  Human reads "wipe your paws" by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:55:50
    Yeah, *sigh* (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-08-27 16:16:16
Hey Shargo : All your XP is gone :P by Klaranth2009-08-27 15:39:51
  Reset already? (n/t) by shargo2009-08-27 15:42:31
    New version of the Mod. (n/t) by Klaranth2009-08-27 15:47:20
      Cool (pun intended) by shargo2009-08-27 15:53:58
I have to boast... by McNutcase2009-08-27 15:33:08
  I gots a picture with all 3s. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:36:57
    How many of them? by McNutcase2009-08-27 15:39:49
      all seven - 333333.3 miles. by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:41:57
        Your main odo does tenths? by McNutcase2009-08-27 15:42:52
          yar, tripmeter is miles-only, by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:45:16
            That seems backwards to me. by McNutcase2009-08-27 15:49:22
              Probly the level sensor in the tank. by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:54:09
                That's what I figured. by McNutcase2009-08-27 15:56:37
                  Heh. by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:00:05
                    I'm not hugely into car fixing. by McNutcase2009-08-27 16:01:56
                      Hey, everything I know I taught myself. by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:08:58
                        And not minding getting dirty... by shargo2009-08-27 16:17:15
                          That's what showers and GoJo are for. :) by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:19:28
Firefox using guinea pigs required. by AndyA2009-08-27 15:32:14
  How do I install it? by Spisefisken2009-08-28 02:14:37
    Drag and drop on to firefox or file->open file (n/ (n/t) by AndyA2009-08-28 09:12:18
  Qapla'! That is to say Success! FF 3.5.2 WinXP Pro (n/t) by Divinar2009-08-27 17:52:23
  New version posted. Same link. by AndyA2009-08-27 16:38:58
  Might want to set it up so that it doesn't check by RedIon2009-08-27 16:22:56
    Probably a good idea. by AndyA2009-08-27 16:41:07
      Sorry, that wasn't exactly what I meant. by RedIon2009-08-27 17:11:05
        Isn't that what I said? by AndyA2009-08-27 17:26:10
          It is. by RedIon2009-08-27 17:44:18
  Isn't there a movie out about that right now? (n/t) by twixt2009-08-27 15:58:00
    G-Force... :) by Garrinka2009-08-27 16:05:29
      I wonder who they go to for tech support... (n/t) by twixt2009-08-27 16:37:33
      Reminder: by UGuardian2009-08-27 16:30:27
        true dat.. I should've specified.. (n/t) by Garrinka2009-08-27 16:37:58
  Testing (3.5.1pre on XP) (n/t) by shargo2009-08-27 15:47:31
    Seems to work, must remember to not reload before by shargo2009-08-27 15:52:21
      In theory yes on the colours. by AndyA2009-08-27 16:08:45
      Instead of the box in the statusbar I think I by shargo2009-08-27 16:06:46
Does anyone make a pair of jeans by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:18:42
  I usually get mine from Sams Club by schwing12009-08-27 19:50:24
  Have you tried Carhartt? (n/t) by tallastro2009-08-27 18:56:30
  Chic does... but you probably want men's jeans... by Ataraxia2009-08-27 17:54:16
  Give up jeans. Wear a Utilikilt instead! (n/t) by McNutcase2009-08-27 16:56:13
    Can't. by themadkansan2009-08-27 17:36:32
  Duluth Trading has some pretty good stuff by iarann2009-08-27 16:38:40
  My dad swears by Land's End jeans by morenna2009-08-27 16:21:35
    ...hm. by themadkansan2009-08-27 16:24:57
      They have an *awesome* return policy too. by morenna2009-08-27 16:29:12
        They'll do replacements too. by McNutcase2009-08-27 16:55:46
  Toughskins. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-08-27 15:52:30
  try looking at a farm/ranch supply place by AprylMae2009-08-27 15:35:28
    Around here that would be Tractor Supply Company. by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 15:43:25
    Blew those out, too. by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:43:13
      hmmmm by AprylMae2009-08-27 15:47:30
      Take a look at Dragginjeans by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 15:46:04
        44". by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:50:00
  I have a pair of Gap Jeans that are 12 years old by Lab Rat2009-08-27 15:30:23
    I doubt you abuse them like I do mine, though. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:34:32
      Maybeeeeee. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-08-27 15:50:12
  Wrangler does by imrambi2009-08-27 15:24:05
    No dice. by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:33:14
  o.O by hadji2009-08-27 15:20:06
    The inseam wears out. by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:28:14
      Have you looked at by imrambi2009-08-27 15:30:50
        Gotta remember where I live. by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:39:29
From the IM box. by hadji2009-08-27 15:15:45
  Wow . . . by hadji2009-08-27 20:18:33
    I just now read it, and I literally foreheadpalmed by Snate2009-08-27 23:27:44
    I think the use of "hawking" got most folks..... by Twitchh2009-08-27 20:56:11
  Ha-ha! (n/t) by vdp2009-08-27 15:20:56
  boo HISS indeed... by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:16:52
Why would an ad for a t-shirt shop by Rogue19712009-08-27 15:14:24
  So, where is this ad? *looks innocent* (n/t) by Divinar2009-08-27 18:49:49
  for the same reason that some automotive magazines by morenna2009-08-27 16:24:47
    Yeah. Curious that you don't see scantily clad by twixt2009-08-27 16:43:52
      If you've ever been stuck in construction behind a by kahuana2009-08-27 18:31:03
  *sees ad, makes grabby motions, gapes like idiot* by firehawk2009-08-27 16:07:36
  I'd have thought they'd showcase her assets for a by toysbfun2009-08-27 15:19:45
  Ever heard the saying "sex sells"? by themadkansan2009-08-27 15:16:08
    Sea shells sell. By the sea shore. Or so I surmise (n/t) by kahuana2009-08-27 18:28:35
    If sex sells, by toysbfun2009-08-27 15:23:15
      It's the only way to shift the plates? (n/t) by sazzer2009-08-27 15:34:46
Shameless promotion of the day! by joresgump2009-08-27 15:07:49
For the ladies out there... by shadocat2009-08-27 14:41:05
  ATTN: oot by firehawk2009-08-27 16:06:37
  Nicely done. Touché. An elegant impalement... (n/t) by twixt2009-08-27 16:03:33
  BAHAHAHA, brilliant (n/t) by intrinsic2009-08-27 15:21:53
  hehehe by joresgump2009-08-27 14:49:23
ATTN: Cluttersquad by sgrunt2009-08-27 14:39:05
Everybody loves a party! by SnArL2009-08-27 14:01:22
  \o/ WOOT! Everyone loves a Pińata! by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 14:12:32
    it is NOT the same by joresgump2009-08-27 14:38:19
      You're doin' it wrong! by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 15:07:09
Pet Peeve of the Moment by merlin2009-08-27 13:54:46
  I hate all of you. I just want you to know that :) (n/t) by merlin2009-08-27 14:08:35
    I would like to think you knew that you'd get the by DesertRat662009-08-27 14:13:38
      You haz gmail (n/t) by merlin2009-08-27 14:14:52
    We hate you too, Mel. :D (n/t) by themadkansan2009-08-27 14:11:25
      I would like to think you don't mean that by merlin2009-08-27 14:13:41
        my work here is done >:D (n/t) by themadkansan2009-08-27 14:14:59
          *grin* (n/t) by merlin2009-08-27 14:15:47
            I would like to think that this isn't a new meme by shargo2009-08-27 14:36:34
              I would think it to meme anything we want! (n/t) by corwin172009-08-27 15:06:44
              *pulls pin on anti-meme grenade* by themadkansan2009-08-27 14:40:09
  You know, merlin, I would like to think that you'd by SnArL2009-08-27 14:03:25
    Gallagher said it best... by Nashville2009-08-27 14:06:56
      Median is the middle value, mean is the average. by themadkansan2009-08-27 14:09:08
  Quick! Ask them when the war of 1812 was! by DesertRat662009-08-27 13:59:41
    Don't make me bend your firing pins or foul by merlin2009-08-27 14:01:24
      To quoute The Duke by DesertRat662009-08-27 14:03:02
  I would like to think that was a genuine mistake. by aix tom2009-08-27 13:56:11
    Don't make me hurt you. by merlin2009-08-27 13:58:17
Anyone feel like trying to help find my first by techi8702009-08-27 13:53:34
  couldn't find anything on google so far by Jeff_UK2009-08-27 16:28:53
    PS attn techi870 , here be a clue. <n/t> by Jeff_UK2009-08-27 16:30:00
  That would mean you didn't create your first by corwin172009-08-27 14:07:51
    It was just before our trip to Indonesia. I was a by techi8702009-08-27 14:20:08
Bank Losses Drain Deposit Fund, F.D.I.C. Reports by DesertRat662009-08-27 13:33:40
  * Invests in chocolate * (n/t) by frostbait2009-08-27 13:54:58
    *eats the investment* by joresgump2009-08-27 14:43:37
  *invests in Treasury bonds* by themadkansan2009-08-27 13:45:15
    Hmmm... might not be a bad idea, at that by bitflipper2009-08-27 13:56:44
      This is just more fallout from that. by themadkansan2009-08-27 14:04:05
        Oh, I know by bitflipper2009-08-27 14:19:06
          Well, yeah. by themadkansan2009-08-27 14:22:30
  *invests in ammunition* (n/t) by SnArL2009-08-27 13:40:49
  *invests in matress manufacturing* (n/t) by imperito2009-08-27 13:38:20
My coworkers are fighting by TechisSO2009-08-27 13:27:10
  *snicker...snerk...bwahahahahahaha* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 14:24:40
  To quote my son... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 13:30:08
UFie help, can't think of the word by imWACC02009-08-27 13:03:53
  Third on rootkit by DesertRat662009-08-27 13:28:44
    Thank $deity I have HHGttG by imWACC02009-08-27 14:52:55
  Seconded on rootkit. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 13:25:19
  rootkit? (n/t) by Hyper_doggy2009-08-27 13:05:58
    rootkit sounds right, thanks (n/t) by imWACC02009-08-27 13:26:58
  "RAMDisk"? (n/t) by Illiad2009-08-27 13:05:02
Missing girl abducted 18 years ago re-surfaces by Illiad2009-08-27 13:00:16
  He deserves to be held in general population. by kahuana2009-08-27 17:17:43
  You have to wonder how many more are out there. by ag_wyvern2009-08-27 16:14:54
  Wow, just wow by Eboreg2009-08-27 14:43:16
  Poor "girl". I hope they find all the culprits by shargo2009-08-27 13:38:51
  wow (n/t) by aprylmae2009-08-27 13:06:58
WPA+TKIP possibly broken by Freakazoid2009-08-27 12:45:12
  There have been known weaknesses in WPA+TKIP for s by intrinsic2009-08-27 15:18:56
    the previous weakness was rather limited by Freakazoid2009-08-27 17:48:57
Are we allowed to kill teachers who p4 us off? by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:24:34
  You can often have another dig toward the end of s by Flirkann2009-08-27 21:00:47
  ah.. you are no longer a high school student by dennismv2009-08-27 19:44:35
  Tell Annie Hall to learn your names on her own D4 by kahuana2009-08-27 17:26:00
  Ah, the optimism of youth... by imperito2009-08-27 13:50:46
    school IS for learning by Rogue19712009-08-27 13:52:04
  Document EVERYTHING by wabbit652009-08-27 13:44:06
  Set asside the kind heart we know you have by Nightwind2009-08-27 12:47:33
  If this is the first class, give it a few times by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 12:43:48
  Uhhm, only in self defense ? by cokish2009-08-27 12:40:47
    this IS self defence, his gpa is been threatened (n/t) by Nightwind2009-08-27 12:55:06
    Oh, they'll never find her body..... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:45:07
  That bites by schwing12009-08-27 12:37:43
    But... But... But... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:46:30
      Remind me to show you some pics of an by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 12:49:47
        I don't think you've sent those to me before. . . (n/t) by merlin2009-08-27 13:43:10
          Did it break you brain? :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 14:19:34
        Email reminder sent. =D by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:53:28
          Replied! and don't go using those to scam by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 13:38:56
            Hummm... I wasn't thinking ofthat... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 14:07:01
              Not Friday...Not Friday by schwing12009-08-27 20:03:14
          Is there an email list for that? by talon07202009-08-27 13:26:29
            same here. Huge tracts of land are ALWAYS by joecrouse2009-08-27 18:39:02
            I can attest... by SnArL2009-08-27 13:41:43
              now I'm fairly curious myself... (n/t) by aprylmae2009-08-27 13:50:04
                Two words... by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 14:02:46
                  *big sad puppy eyes* (n/t) by themadkansan2009-08-27 14:05:35
                    replied to both *Waits for brain implosion* by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 14:23:40
                      no brain implosion by AprylMae2009-08-27 15:08:22
                        not bad though by AprylMae2009-08-27 15:11:29
                          (Amused cough) POIDH! =)P by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 15:39:38
            seconded by themadkansan2009-08-27 13:38:08
              *waves big sign around* by themadkansan2009-08-27 14:16:18
                send me an e-mail to what is in my diary by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 14:18:28
                  I'd ask, but I've seen bigger (n/t) by Nightwind2009-08-27 14:52:23
                    so have I by AprylMae2009-08-27 15:34:04
                      Sounds like a Pokemon... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 15:38:39
      In which case by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 12:49:08
        Wouldn't need to... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:54:07
  "I don't do Touchy-Feely by SnArL2009-08-27 12:33:44
    (Falls over, clutching my sodes, howling...) by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:44:16
      A word to the wise: don't by bitflipper2009-08-27 12:54:43
  You Department Chair, NOW! by DesertRat662009-08-27 12:33:34
    Will do... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:42:47
      not enough by Nightwind2009-08-27 12:51:02
    Yes, I quite like by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 12:36:55
  Sounds like an issue for the department head by iarann2009-08-27 12:31:37
    s/her/here/ by iarann2009-08-27 12:36:49
      Don't feel bad... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:41:33
        What math? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 12:42:43
          well, she obviously doesn't use by aprylmae2009-08-27 12:45:19
            I'm just curious what the math course is by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 12:46:13
              Algebra 2 by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:50:59
                Or hers... (n/t) by intrinsic2009-08-27 15:29:40
  Talk to management? (n/t) by Bonzo2009-08-27 12:30:33
  if she tries to penalize you for it by aprylmae2009-08-27 12:29:34
    I intend to... =} by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:40:48
      There is "the look". The one that says "Cross me by twixt2009-08-27 15:45:43
      That would be my suggestion, make it known what yo by intrinsic2009-08-27 15:27:53
  I STILL wouldve used your first choice by Klaranth2009-08-27 12:29:23
    Oh TRUST ME, I *soooo* wanted to... by ShadowSystems2009-08-27 12:39:26
      Go back to her AFTER you got the grade, by Klaranth2009-08-27 13:42:00
Computer Hints, Tips and Tricks by UF_Computer_HTT2009-08-27 12:19:59
Everybody knows Bobby McFerrin by SnArL2009-08-27 12:19:40
  Bobby McFerrin with Richard Bona, improvisation by bitflipper2009-08-27 13:14:50
  Bobby McFerrin + Bela Fleck + Chick Corea by PsychoI3oy2009-08-27 12:37:06
  darn you SnArL by aprylmae2009-08-27 12:35:27
    Aaaaaaannd we have a winner for the earworm of the by joresgump2009-08-27 13:38:53
  One of my favorites is ... by iarann2009-08-27 12:29:19
    Oh, that's just COOL! by SnArL2009-08-27 12:39:13
  I also like his cover of McCartney's Blackbird by bitflipper2009-08-27 12:27:38
  In an interview one time he said by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 12:27:10
  Actually, I've got Bobby McFerrin's Hush by Ataraxia2009-08-27 12:23:12
    :D by SnArL2009-08-27 12:24:23
      Check out Youtube for "Oedipus Tex". (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 12:32:50
        YES! P.D.Q. Bach FTW! by Acrisius2009-08-27 14:27:00
          I have that on LP somewhere.... :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 14:28:53
UF Special Diaries by Special_Diaries2009-08-27 12:17:27
Attn: firehawk by Eboreg2009-08-27 11:43:21
  Sorry. I don't have them anymore. by firehawk2009-08-27 15:38:47
    Ah, thank you by Eboreg2009-08-27 16:21:36
Attn: Klaranth. It's still your turn ;-) (n/t) by shargo2009-08-27 11:39:08
  And check. (n/t) by shargo2009-08-27 11:59:26
This. This is why I love dogs. by Illiad2009-08-27 10:58:53
  Seems a "Retriever" just playing "Fetch" to me. by cokish2009-08-27 12:36:51
    That's okay. by Illiad2009-08-27 13:03:32
    That's too bad. by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 12:53:42
      I'm more of a cat person too (who'd guessed that), by cokish2009-08-27 13:31:05
    you've obviously never had a good dog by aprylmae2009-08-27 12:50:33
      My parents have a golden retriever by cokish2009-08-27 13:21:30
        Never had experience with Huskies either? by DesertRat662009-08-27 13:57:55
          Huskies? no. Probably won't like the climate here by cokish2009-08-27 15:39:01
        they are a lot more intelligent than you think by aprylmae2009-08-27 13:55:05
          I was talking about projecting "human emotions" by cokish2009-08-27 14:10:37
            THIS by SnArL2009-08-27 14:40:12
              Dogs might not be able to read human moods. by kahuana2009-08-27 18:10:50
  poor puppy by aprylmae2009-08-27 11:42:52
    Golden Retrievers are probably the most awesome by SnArL2009-08-27 11:53:06
      they really are by aprylmae2009-08-27 12:10:46
  I once had a golden retriever who was afraid of by SnArL2009-08-27 11:14:49
  A few things to mention by corwin172009-08-27 11:04:24
New shiny - **head**desk**head**desk** by audiogeek20002009-08-27 10:45:20
  Oh...and no power supply either... (n/t) by audiogeek20002009-08-27 10:56:53
    Usually you can download software and manual... by Divinar2009-08-27 11:11:26
      I only rarely use the included drivers by Freakazoid2009-08-27 11:18:02
      Oh, *downloading* it is no problem by bitflipper2009-08-27 11:13:11
I guess he's lucky he didn't get tasered. by Illiad2009-08-27 10:37:05
  Assault. Theft. Trespass. Break and enter. by kahuana2009-08-27 17:35:51
  "We don't need a mandate?" by bitflipper2009-08-27 10:51:13
    Yes, correct. by Illiad2009-08-27 10:56:18
      The pendulum swings by bitflipper2009-08-27 11:08:55
      I don't know Canadian law, but can they be charged by SaylorA2009-08-27 11:07:11
        They could be, yes. by Illiad2009-08-27 11:11:56
          Good. A fair Police Chief (Chief Constable spelled by adiplomat2009-08-27 11:15:57
        Don't be silly! The police can't assualt people! by SnArL2009-08-27 11:09:27
  At first, I was more thinking the police had by adiplomat2009-08-27 10:49:49
    the concierge didn't act wrongly AT ALL by aprylmae2009-08-27 12:03:29
      I am with Illiad on this one. I think there by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 12:14:24
        According to the article video backs up the conci by kahuana2009-08-27 17:41:32
        WHAT? by SnArL2009-08-27 12:27:50
          Mine is by bitflipper2009-08-27 13:17:31
            Does it approach Graham's number? by SnArL2009-08-27 13:35:35
              Probably not, but, after a certain point, by bitflipper2009-08-27 13:41:03
                I've never been told that by SnArL2009-08-27 13:47:37
          *Looks at meter*...nope, you bent the needle (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 12:47:23
    Haven't you read the article? by Zoxer2009-08-27 11:38:11
      Read the article carefully by SnArL2009-08-27 11:57:50
        At the VERY LEAST shown their badges by Hieraco2009-08-27 12:06:48
          Oh absolutely by SnArL2009-08-27 12:13:40
  Hmmm, sounds like a good way to rob a place. by SaylorA2009-08-27 10:49:32
    Why get real Police? According to the article, the by SouthpawPL2009-08-27 15:25:45
    Similar scams have occurred by DesertRat662009-08-27 10:54:47
      With the police there, what passerby would by SaylorA2009-08-27 10:59:22
  At least it wasn't Richard who wanted in by SnArL2009-08-27 10:48:07
    *FWISHes SnArL* (n/t) by DesertRat662009-08-27 10:55:30
Nessie has been found in satellite picture!!!111 by corwin172009-08-27 10:24:15
  Hrmf. As I scale it,... by bitflipper2009-08-27 11:29:36
    Including the wake, or parts of it... by jdelphiki2009-08-27 12:55:36
    Actually Sun, Fox copied the story on their space. (n/t) by NDwight2009-08-27 11:37:22
      I find I'm even less surprised by the shoddy by bitflipper2009-08-27 11:40:30
  Oh, I love this part, too. by corwin172009-08-27 10:48:25
    Huh? Worked fine for me. by kelli2172009-08-27 11:14:30
    Correction: Look WNW ~1mi. (n/t) by corwin172009-08-27 10:50:56
  Yeah, this is much more likely Nessie: by kelli2172009-08-27 10:46:37
  Wrong on both counts. by hadji2009-08-27 10:38:11
  The larger oject looks like a motorboat to me. by SaylorA2009-08-27 10:35:46
    I believe the larger object is a magnification of by hadji2009-08-27 10:39:15
      DOH! I looked at the image again. by SaylorA2009-08-27 10:55:55
  They have a mirror image of the artifact by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 10:34:46
    Not mirrored. Rotated 90deg CCW. by corwin172009-08-27 10:44:49
  Was this boat named "Nessie" ? (n/t) by Bonzo2009-08-27 10:33:31
  Boat (n/t) by DesertRat662009-08-27 10:28:50
id Software is sadistic by UGuardian2009-08-27 10:12:12
  heh. that be true. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 20:22:14
  Rule #17, when playing an id Software game: by bitflipper2009-08-27 11:47:13
  Sadistic? Sadistic is placing a Permanent Sphere by adiplomat2009-08-27 11:25:22
  I thought they did that in Duke3D as well. by skippy-ish_guy2009-08-27 10:21:40
    Grand Rule of Games by robertltux2009-08-27 11:56:42
      Also: by Skelwar2009-08-27 14:27:15
        Minigun? Feh. by themadkansan2009-08-27 14:34:28
    It reminds me of real old school games by UGuardian2009-08-27 10:42:47
      Wolfenstein 3D liked to do that by merlin2009-08-27 11:14:20
        "Mutti!" (n/t) by adiplomat2009-08-27 11:27:39
    Yeah, Doom was awesome that way by veran2009-08-27 10:38:39
      even 5 was an issue when you belatedly realised by flirkann2009-08-27 11:17:04
        Ultimate Revenge - taking out the CyberDemon by twixt2009-08-27 16:22:25
        That's why there's god-mode by bitflipper2009-08-27 11:44:19
      Ohh! And the respawning fire demon thingy!!! (n/t) by Bonzo2009-08-27 10:58:00
  Doom? (n/t) by Bonzo2009-08-27 10:13:04
    Doom and Doom II (n/t) by UGuardian2009-08-27 10:16:35
Happy Birthday lucidpsyche! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2009-08-27 10:09:31
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY! by firehawk2009-08-27 15:52:38
  happy bday hon! many more to you :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-08-27 15:46:45
  Aww, thank you! :) (n/t) by lucidpsyche2009-08-27 15:04:44
MIA: My Motivation. Have you seen it? (n/t) by frostbait2009-08-27 10:09:20
Greetings and salutations! by Dugong2009-08-27 10:04:46
  Howdy! by Snate2009-08-27 12:10:46
  Welcome (n/t) by aprylmae2009-08-27 11:31:34
  Welcome! by hactar the uhhh2009-08-27 10:36:14
    You again! (n/t) by sgrunt2009-08-27 10:40:10
      Oh no, not again. by bitflipper2009-08-27 11:18:45
        Petunias again! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-08-27 12:06:25
          Lily again! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 12:10:05
  Welcome to the insanity! by bitflipper2009-08-27 10:10:27
    Besides, how he can join the insanity... by jpprater2009-08-27 10:16:35
  Hi Dugong! by jdelphiki2009-08-27 10:07:32
  Welcome to the board! by SaylorA2009-08-27 10:07:00
    Now that you have a diary... by sgrunt2009-08-27 10:41:48
I don't see what the big deal with birthdays is. by SouthpawPL2009-08-27 09:45:30
  Happy Unbirthday (n/t) by Snate2009-08-27 10:12:00
  On that day in TA 3018: by pas512009-08-27 09:57:05
  So, ahh ... by NDwight2009-08-27 09:54:25
    I think I remember him mentioning by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 09:57:34
      It could be June 9th maybe? (n/t) by NDwight2009-08-27 09:59:35
        Or maybe June 10th! :) (n/t) by NDwight2009-08-27 10:00:16
Grrr... by oot2009-08-27 09:25:48
  OK, misunderstanding by oot2009-08-27 18:34:41
    {{{{{{oot}}}}}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-08-27 18:38:42
      Thanks {{{morenna}}} (n/t) by oot2009-08-27 18:58:36
  order something smaller then a pizza by Nightwind2009-08-27 12:30:54
  Sounds like a story from by Bonzo2009-08-27 10:15:02
  Order the pizza; charge it to mom by rshepard2009-08-27 09:37:28
  Enjoy your pizza by vetitice2009-08-27 09:28:27
    2nd'ed. You don't have to eat the WHOLE pizza. by woodburn2009-08-27 09:32:25
      I want to eat the whole pizza by oot2009-08-27 09:41:03
        Oh. Well, in that case. by vetitice2009-08-27 09:42:15
Attn: Mekkanik_Mike by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 09:02:12
  What diary??? by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 09:32:00
    Woo hoo! by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 09:33:45
      *cracks knuckles* by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 09:41:50
        "suspect diaries"? by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 09:49:58
          I suppose so... by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 10:21:35
            Why is the theme from "Dragnet" playing in my head by adiplomat2009-08-27 10:58:54
              Well, considering by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 11:05:24
        ohOh.... Klaranth: HIDE! (n/t) by shargo2009-08-27 09:44:30
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-08-27 09:00:04
Who's a good puppy? by hadji2009-08-27 08:49:44
  *skips around hadji barking and growling happily* by Hyper_doggy2009-08-27 09:37:55
  *wags tail vigorously* by Lethosos2009-08-27 09:23:06
  Chews Hajis shoes by joecrouse2009-08-27 09:08:15
  PLAY? by SnArL2009-08-27 09:04:57
  Throw the ball... by andyz2009-08-27 08:57:20
  *shakes leg uncontrollably* (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-08-27 08:51:04
    *whizzes on the carpet* by hactar the uhhh2009-08-27 08:58:04
      Bad doggy! *smacks with rolled up newspaper* by firehawk2009-08-27 15:48:22
It's in the logs! And *YOU* dumped the logs! by joresgump2009-08-27 08:46:28
  I see yor logs and *raise* you my new shiny. :) by SaylorA2009-08-27 09:36:43
    I see your shiny and *raise* you my friend. :) by joresgump2009-08-27 09:44:05
      I bet he can't chop down a large tree... (n/t) by adiplomat2009-08-27 11:01:28
        Not in one stroke... by joresgump2009-08-27 11:13:14
  Well, YOU get the plunger this time! by Lethosos2009-08-27 09:24:42
  What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs by andyz2009-08-27 08:54:38
    I <3 Ren & Stimpy (n/t) by SnArL2009-08-27 09:05:48
Watching: Turn A Gundam by veran2009-08-27 08:37:05
  mmmm, gratuitous nudity... by Lethosos2009-08-27 08:40:47
    Worse than it sounds, actually. by veran2009-08-27 09:03:03
      And knowing anime, he probably gets sliced into by hadji2009-08-27 09:07:21
        AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!! by adiplomat2009-08-27 09:09:56
          I have not seen that many episodes yet by veran2009-08-27 09:18:17
            I wonder if the Cel's are just getting shaded... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 09:34:49
anyone got the hand held Lart by joecrouse2009-08-27 08:11:50
  But YOU'RE the one with the aching head! by adiplomat2009-08-27 08:16:03
    Prolly shoulda set your starting and destination by bitflipper2009-08-27 08:19:11
want shiny! the n900 was announced today by Freakazoid2009-08-27 08:07:57
  If a version drops with UMTS850/1900 I'll get it by the_diggity2009-08-27 09:53:57
  Worth keeping an eye on (n/t) by imrambi2009-08-27 09:16:03
  That DOES look shiny. by vetitice2009-08-27 08:54:10
    see below, not looking at it as a phone by Freakazoid2009-08-27 09:35:14
      Luckily we aren't bothered with that type of by shargo2009-08-27 10:08:56
  OOOOOooooohhhhhh *goes into ferret chock* by shargo2009-08-27 08:26:47
    supposed to be out in "october" by Freakazoid2009-08-27 08:35:18
Attn: Illiad, Mekkanik_Mike by FNORDer2009-08-27 07:51:27
Yesterday, I'm on the elevator with a few other by hadji2009-08-27 07:44:04
  Why do I read Hadjiposts? (n/t) by adiplomat2009-08-27 08:18:52
    Eh? This really happened. I thought it was funny by hadji2009-08-27 08:43:22
    Because you are a glutton for PUNishment. :) (n/t) by SaylorA2009-08-27 08:37:22
      I must be tired by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 08:39:22
  But if its IT, geeks can. ;) (n/t) by SaylorA2009-08-27 07:46:13
    How much can-can can geeks can by hadji2009-08-27 07:59:09
      *puts hadji's brainz in a can, adds some bacon* by joresgump2009-08-27 08:20:12
        OM NOM NOM... by firehawk2009-08-27 15:45:53
        ...? ...>< ! by bitflipper2009-08-27 08:21:59
      Some even can by AntonLeen2009-08-27 08:03:17
        Can cun? (n/t) by merlin2009-08-27 08:09:40
I'm looking for an MP3 player, preferably with vid by joresgump2009-08-27 07:39:41
  woot.com has a Sansa Fuze today by Stuka2009-08-27 07:55:31
    Darn you! I just bought two! by vetitice2009-08-27 09:38:49
    I have a non refurb of this Sansa by publiclurker2009-08-27 09:31:52
    My wife has the 8gb Fuze and likes it. by vetitice2009-08-27 09:24:23
  I'm quite happy with my iPod touch by DesertRat662009-08-27 07:42:50
    How'd you score that? by kelli2172009-08-27 07:47:45
      T&E Program (n/t) by DesertRat662009-08-27 08:29:18
        Threatened & Endangered? (n/t) by tallastro2009-08-27 08:33:40
Is it bad that I am hoping for a closer brush by joecrouse2009-08-27 07:12:38
  Looking for some good waves? (n/t) by Nashville2009-08-27 08:10:28
  Prolly. There *are* easier ways to wash your car (n/t) by bitflipper2009-08-27 07:18:43
    i havent washed it since i bought it. by joecrouse2009-08-27 07:20:56
      No thanks; then I'd lose all my books and music by bitflipper2009-08-27 07:25:13
Gaaaah! by aprylmae2009-08-27 07:02:22
  Some people don't really need to be by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 07:17:39
    Baby bird syndrome by bitflipper2009-08-27 07:20:57
      Yep, sooner or later, you have to fly free. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 07:22:53
        "Psst! Watch out for the cats!" by bitflipper2009-08-27 07:27:30
  And management haven't noticed? by shargo2009-08-27 07:11:01
    I don't know that they have noticed by aprylmae2009-08-27 07:18:03
  I'm busy, ask someone else. by joresgump2009-08-27 07:04:35
    it's not just me he asks by aprylmae2009-08-27 07:08:42
      well, if you start doing it, others probably will by joresgump2009-08-27 07:12:02
        Make sure you talk with your supervisor by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 07:22:06
I can't tell if I'm reasoning or rationalizing. by toysbfun2009-08-27 06:55:50
  "Kill them all, God will know his own." by adiplomat2009-08-27 08:21:01
  Flip a coin. by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 07:16:52
  Yes, yes, and sorta by bitflipper2009-08-27 07:15:01
Oh great Uficile: SQL Training by vampire2009-08-27 06:48:01
  As a complement might... by shargo2009-08-27 06:53:58
Trying to find a supplier for IDE laptop drives by romandas2009-08-27 06:44:12
  NewEgg has Travelstar drives in 80GB and 160GB by SaylorA2009-08-27 07:41:14
  I know the owner of this place by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 06:50:35
Handy Ufies - help by davydd2009-08-27 05:45:29
  The felt disc combined by Tyop2009-08-27 05:57:48
    Any recommendation for the polishing by davydd2009-08-27 06:01:42
      Yes. Down at ACE, look in the welding / grinding by bitflipper2009-08-27 06:27:46
        btw-loading the polish wheel is kind of messy by bitflipper2009-08-27 06:36:26
          Right, the balcony it is then by davydd2009-08-27 06:46:22
      I intend to use a compound originally by Tyop2009-08-27 06:14:08
        Will be waiting for your results then (n/t) by davydd2009-08-27 06:16:15
          Grah! Some <censored> soaked my felt discs in by Tyop2009-08-27 08:09:51
            No hurry. Won't get shopping for by davydd2009-08-27 15:06:53
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-08-27 05:44:05
Burn! Wow, wtg Stef by glitch2009-08-27 04:54:50
  He would know the value of something.. ;) (n/t) by romandas2009-08-27 06:44:47
  Yea, I have to get Stef credit for that one too. by SaylorA2009-08-27 05:42:54
    oops; get/give (n/t) by SaylorA2009-08-27 05:43:37
  See, that's why he downloaded the Bard mod (n/t) by Lethosos2009-08-27 05:39:43
Just rolled back from 7 to Vista SP2. by mpicklesimer12009-08-27 04:34:42
  aroo? win 7 can take vista drivers by Freakazoid2009-08-27 06:05:37
    Nah, they wouldn't work. by mpicklesimer12009-08-27 06:26:55
      Could try extracting the drivers themselves from by RedIon2009-08-27 07:17:19
  Not a Creative card is it? by intrinsic2009-08-27 04:46:01
    Tried two different cards. by mpicklesimer12009-08-27 08:40:17
    Terratec 7.1 PCI has (small) issues! by ExO_DsR2009-08-27 04:59:59
  Maybe upgrade to XP instead? =) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2009-08-27 04:36:33
    no, go for 2K, it's more hardcore (n/t) by dennismv2009-08-27 06:10:52
      Do you REALLY need more than Win98? (n/t) by wabbit652009-08-27 06:47:02
        That's overkill by MatthewDBA2009-08-27 06:53:13
          I have a copy of windows 3.11 for Workgroups by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 07:01:46
            Bah. Wolf 3d is best enjoyed under DOS :-) (n/t) by shargo2009-08-27 07:14:33
              heh, I remeber editing the levels by Freakazoid2009-08-27 07:16:18
I remembered my password by chrisbee2009-08-27 04:23:02
  **eats password** by NemoHac2009-08-27 04:27:37
    *Ahem* *rams privacy into NemoHac's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2009-08-27 11:15:51
    You'll get indigestion by chrisbee2009-08-27 04:30:34
      Indigestion? Sold! by NemoHac2009-08-27 04:41:21
        About 41 deg S by chrisbee2009-08-27 05:04:11
          add ~200Km and you'll be in my area. (n/t) by flirkann2009-08-27 10:47:22
          My definition of "southernmost" by Lethosos2009-08-27 05:47:31
          There might be some Ufies on the south island of by ideur2009-08-27 05:21:49
            A while ago there was a survey regarding by chrisbee2009-08-27 05:28:33
My dog just recreated the by joecrouse2009-08-27 04:09:32
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-08-27 04:00:02
Temporary S*P..... Gave me a good laugh (n/t) by shargo2009-08-27 03:56:52
  I can just hear the "tingle ling" as the pellet by NDwight2009-08-27 06:42:17
I think I am finally old enough to no longer like by woodburn2009-08-27 03:30:01
  Hippo Birdies hon! I hope it was a good one :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-08-27 15:43:07
  *shakes cane* Get off my lawn! by firehawk2009-08-27 15:42:20
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Snate2009-08-27 10:07:00
  So... You finally hit 15? That's when I stopped... by adiplomat2009-08-27 08:23:48
    eh, he is a little sassy today (n/t) by woodburn2009-08-27 09:30:11
  Happy Rock making laps day! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-08-27 07:38:13
  Just start counting in Hex. by wabbit652009-08-27 06:50:33
  Happy birthday anyway :o) by morenna2009-08-27 04:44:34
  Oh welcome to the club by Spisefisken2009-08-27 03:35:25
    it's mostly my kids who insist by aprylmae2009-08-27 05:42:06
    I am 28 :-) by woodburn2009-08-27 03:54:20
      in some ways, by aprylmae2009-08-27 05:37:26
        My hair is very short, thank you very much. (n/t) by woodburn2009-08-27 06:00:14
          You call that short? by aprylmae2009-08-27 07:58:48
            <All Together>YES, Great-Great-Great-Great- by adiplomat2009-08-27 11:04:38
      Happy B-Day! by schwing12009-08-27 05:06:10
        Oh, I know old is a very realtive thing. by woodburn2009-08-27 05:09:00
    I'm kind of stuck at 29 ... by ideur2009-08-27 03:48:26
      Ny wife wasn't amused when by Tyop2009-08-27 03:53:06
  Yayyy! Happy birthday! {{woodburn}} (n/t) by jpprater2009-08-27 03:32:21
    Thank You. And Thank you to others who have posted by woodburn2009-08-27 04:55:11
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Hieraco2009-08-27 02:31:39
  *makes a TAD* by Nea2009-08-27 10:00:35
  *offers skritches to Knuckles* by andyz2009-08-27 05:57:13
  *bribes Knuckles with bits of shrimp* by aprylmae2009-08-27 05:45:38
  *galumphs up to the bar* by Lethosos2009-08-27 05:45:11
  *eats the counter* by firehawk2009-08-27 02:53:08
    yay! Fried brainz!!! by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 03:00:33
      **shoves Mike** by NemoHac2009-08-27 04:07:09
        Is this where I can order the good Indian Take-out by woodburn2009-08-27 04:08:32
          Sure, help yourself. by NemoHac2009-08-27 04:14:40
            mmmm, tastes like curry (n/t) by aprylmae2009-08-27 05:48:33
            *shambles out* by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 04:47:12
              Hey! That was supposed to go in the stew... (n/t) by NemoHac2009-08-27 04:50:21
  *comes in with nemo the cat* by Klymer2009-08-27 02:52:46
    Meow? by NemoHac2009-08-27 03:50:51
      you mean you start climbing up sonja's jeans by Klymer2009-08-27 05:06:11
        Something like that :P by NemoHac2009-08-27 05:28:42
          but be careful if she comes to you with a strange by Klymer2009-08-27 05:32:38
            **hides under the dresser** (n/t) by NemoHac2009-08-27 05:43:46
    *eats the plates of cream* (n/t) by firehawk2009-08-27 02:53:37
      oi! these weren't meant for you! by Klymer2009-08-27 02:55:26
        *summons zombie gorilla* by firehawk2009-08-27 03:11:29
Earworm SOTM by Hieraco2009-08-27 02:08:16
  oh "thank you" by Klymer2009-08-27 02:14:41
    Watch The Complex* video (Blue Man Group) by Hieraco2009-08-27 02:35:33
      I like their version of Baba O'Riley by morenna2009-08-27 04:51:15
        *my bad* that was the one I was thinking of by Hieraco2009-08-27 05:17:23
          mebbe you need more caffeine? :o) (n/t) by morenna2009-08-27 05:29:41
    By getting another earworm by Spisefisken2009-08-27 02:21:53
ATTN JPPrater, Shargo, Madjo, Peace: Your turn(s). (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-08-27 01:34:51
  I know by madjo2009-08-27 06:53:08
    checkmate, mate (n/t) by madjo2009-08-27 06:57:54
  Done by shargo2009-08-27 01:50:06
    No. Just love to tease you guys :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-08-27 06:58:39
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2009-08-27 01:30:02
Attn: vectorz by Spisefisken2009-08-27 01:20:37
Wibes needed... by oedlan2009-08-27 01:00:27
  Good luck, and I'll echo Firehawk. by adiplomat2009-08-27 08:27:46
  {{{oedlan}}} by morenna2009-08-27 04:45:36
  Take over more duties. by firehawk2009-08-27 01:06:04
    Agree... by rikthoff2009-08-27 01:43:54
What do you know... Stef _is_ right for one time! by rikthoff2009-08-27 00:58:58
Oi Klaranth!!! by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 00:22:48
  It may not have to involve any m0derations at all. by Tyop2009-08-27 03:14:30
ATTN: confused.brit & zombie horde by firehawk2009-08-27 00:16:22
  ARGH! by firehawk2009-08-27 00:16:46
Well look at me now! by oedlan2009-08-27 00:11:37
  *Points and laughs at Oedlan* by Spisefisken2009-08-27 00:47:24
    *eats the pointing and laughing* by firehawk2009-08-27 01:07:34
      heh, Nice =) by oedlan2009-08-27 01:09:58
        *hooks cell-phone vibration motors up to oedlan* by firehawk2009-08-27 01:13:30
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 00:06:12
  Time out. New Question: by adiplomat2009-08-27 03:25:16
    Control flower power! (Ctrl-Cmd-Power) by kelli2172009-08-27 08:03:44
      Crtl - Amiga - Amiga by rikthoff2009-08-27 11:30:01
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 00:04:16
  I would have to pay for someone to take me. (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-08-27 06:34:51
    And my shipping would have to be free. (n/t) by todAnthony2009-08-27 20:18:58
  Hmmm... Now that is a question. by NemoHac2009-08-27 04:06:04
  Every scam bid imaginable by Hieraco2009-08-27 00:38:30
  Nothing. by firehawk2009-08-27 00:15:00
  I keep it with Heisenberg by davydd2009-08-27 00:09:18
*snerk* by Snate2009-08-27 00:03:01
  Sid will make him pay dearly for this though (n/t) by davydd2009-08-27 00:04:50
    Oh yes :-) (n/t) by Snate2009-08-27 00:05:48
OT: What is Pearl looking at in the second frame? by Spisefisken2009-08-27 00:02:30
  I thought she was looking for valuable relics. by quilting_kitty2009-08-27 08:39:56
  I think she is checking out the other dude's rear by aprylmae2009-08-27 05:33:31
  A newt, or a slime mold... (n/t) by Tyop2009-08-27 01:44:06
    A newt?!</Monty Python> (n/t) by firehawk2009-08-27 02:52:30
      I got better (n/t) by dlareg2009-08-27 03:07:57
  I'm kinda thinking she had a similar thought to by Flirkann2009-08-27 01:18:49
  Respectfully bowing her head? by mekkanik_mike2009-08-27 00:04:42
  =P by Snate2009-08-27 00:04:15
Translations by Nea2009-08-27 00:00:01
  German (n.T) (n/t) by DaB.2009-08-27 03:23:06
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by rikthoff2009-08-27 00:57:00
    oneens by dlareg2009-08-27 03:09:38
      oh niks ->laat maar (n/t) by dlareg2009-08-27 03:10:25
    Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-08-27 01:04:20
    Nederlands by rikthoff2009-08-27 01:00:41
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-08-27 00:00:01
  MarvintherobotdancedwithAtelephonebehindthechurchc by Flirkann2009-08-27 00:02:42
  MarvintherobotdancedwithAtelephonebehindthechurchc by Hieraco2009-08-27 00:01:45

 

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