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Cartoon for May 28, 2009
Strip for May 28, 2009
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Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-05-29 00:21:52
ATTN MarthVader : by Klaranth2009-05-28 23:28:34
  If you meant by MarthVader2009-05-29 13:57:47
Ok for all companies that send by joecrouse2009-05-28 23:27:58
Poll of the Moment : by Klaranth2009-05-28 23:11:21
  Grue. by RetiQlum22009-05-28 23:18:39
    *belches* by Klaranth2009-05-28 23:26:38
      You realize that by eating a grue... by RetiQlum22009-05-28 23:45:20
  Nuclear weapons, FTW! (n/t) by corwin172009-05-28 23:15:50
    Cockroach FTW (n/t) by devinull2009-05-28 23:19:35
      Size 12 boot, FTW! (n/t) by corwin172009-05-28 23:33:19
A piece of movie history...for only $2.3M by leistico2009-05-28 22:56:11
  I get Error? by oedlan2009-05-28 23:59:08
  ooh NASTY site! by jaqie2009-05-28 23:58:12
  That's worth the price without the history. by RetiQlum22009-05-28 23:03:05
Attn: Lab Rat by firehawk2009-05-28 22:29:29
UFicle: Mail merge problem by purplepineapple2009-05-28 22:23:40
  Nevermind, fixed it by purplepineapple2009-05-28 22:30:01
    *carefully sits party hat on ppppple's head* by firehawk2009-05-28 22:34:45
QC: This can't be good... by oedlan2009-05-28 22:14:09
  Blindfold Hannelore, place her in the middle by Klaranth2009-05-28 23:32:42
  Hercules challenges - Augean Stables. by RetiQlum22009-05-28 23:31:51
  QC's most evil cliffhanger yet? (n/t) by Divide By Zero2009-05-28 23:24:25
    Probably. by oedlan2009-05-28 23:28:46
      Pass, not getting a membership there (n/t) by Divide By Zero2009-05-28 23:47:49
        It's SFW by oedlan2009-05-28 23:57:32
  Oh Dear (n/t) by Snate2009-05-28 22:18:00
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-05-28 22:00:01
New shiny. by hadji2009-05-28 21:27:17
  \o/ by Llyr2009-05-28 21:39:49
  Oops, I forgot the link. by hadji2009-05-28 21:28:05
    Sweet! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-28 21:30:28
*sticks post it to forehead*... ;) by Garrinka2009-05-28 20:53:20
  night all :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-05-28 21:04:58
    Night! (n/t) by hadji2009-05-28 21:29:29
*headdesk* by RetiQlum22009-05-28 20:39:40
  Snerk Does windows Even have Drivers for by joecrouse2009-05-28 23:25:58
  nitpick: PING(Partimage Is Not Ghost) by kahuana2009-05-28 20:43:57
  poor hon *hugs* by Garrinka2009-05-28 20:43:11
    Next time my answer is going to be: by RetiQlum22009-05-28 20:44:32
      heheh... yah... by Garrinka2009-05-28 20:46:59
I Can haz Sno Globe?? by robertltux2009-05-28 20:35:38
The police just let us back in the house. by Classic_jon2009-05-28 20:04:35
  Sounds like a good night for a hotel. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-28 20:42:17
  good to hear you are safe though :) by Garrinka2009-05-28 20:39:13
  hell fighting by robertltux2009-05-28 20:13:16
    err sowie could i have those e's back?? by robertltux2009-05-28 20:22:06
    Yep! They have it out but I think the rig by Classic_jon2009-05-28 20:19:39
      I thought you needed fertilizer to make diesel go by kahuana2009-05-28 20:23:59
        Id be more worried about the by joecrouse2009-05-28 20:29:43
          Minimum Safe Distance is when you slow down by robertltux2009-05-28 20:33:05
            There are plenty of reasons to be elsewhere by kahuana2009-05-28 20:38:33
              What if you attach them to the nosecone of a... by RetiQlum22009-05-28 20:41:44
                Then my neighbours would be calling me by kahuana2009-05-28 20:51:20
          That'd be a concern for sure. by kahuana2009-05-28 20:33:01
I can has geek points? by taitano2009-05-28 19:19:49
  Just don't set the place on fire. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-28 19:25:16
    Hmmmm. . . Nah. Too late. by taitano2009-05-28 20:12:21
      Ah the McGuyver decoy fire (n/t) by devinull2009-05-28 21:10:42
**cue scary music** Vista's freaked. by Adiplomat2009-05-28 19:14:55
  Try unistalling your AV software, then reinstall by Lab Rat2009-05-28 21:33:19
  ssomething in the virus family has found its new by jaqie2009-05-28 20:50:36
  So far, no luck. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-28 19:42:49
  Possile trojan. I'd update scanning DB and run it. (n/t) by vampire2009-05-28 19:35:24
  Now *THERE* is a rumor to start. by corwin172009-05-28 19:16:16
Note to self: get better at lying. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-05-28 19:07:21
  It's not about lying by joresgump2009-05-28 21:24:53
  Suggestion : don't lie. by corwin172009-05-28 19:12:59
    People don't want the truth. by toysbfun2009-05-28 19:37:46
      If they can not handle the truth, then that is by Classic_jon2009-05-28 20:15:46
        Yeah, see, I don't know enough people that I can by toysbfun2009-05-28 20:23:46
      You don't want the truth... by devinull2009-05-28 20:15:03
        "You can't fondle the truth!" by kahuana2009-05-28 20:16:59
          Is it Friday already? (n/t) by corwin172009-05-28 23:08:32
        I WANT THE TRUTH! (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-28 20:16:54
          YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! by devinull2009-05-28 20:35:30
            Bwahahahahahahaha! by firehawk2009-05-28 22:22:15
              I can't take all the credit. by devinull2009-05-28 22:56:59
            Awesome! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-28 20:53:48
    But if you must lie, do it well. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-28 19:18:45
"Not one of my virtues." by toysbfun2009-05-28 19:04:44
  On average, they are ... by corwin172009-05-28 19:15:02
    WTT Empathy for large bags of cash by devinull2009-05-28 20:50:58
*points firearm at vile ECS mainboard* by themadkansan2009-05-28 18:57:12
  ECS EW! Get it AWAY! *growls* by jaqie2009-05-28 20:47:41
    You should try FIC. they were good boards by joecrouse2009-05-28 23:29:42
      same problems. nasty problems with by jaqie2009-05-28 23:49:29
    what about asus? :) by Garrinka2009-05-28 20:58:34
      same problems. Someday Ill tell you about by jaqie2009-05-28 23:48:36
      Asus and FIC. BRILLIANT motherboards (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-28 23:28:44
    Beggars can't be choosers, in this case. by themadkansan2009-05-28 20:52:01
      Rawh. by themadkansan2009-05-28 21:34:15
  I think I had that model (n/t) by devinull2009-05-28 19:38:28
Encrypting Linux *after* installation? by toysbfun2009-05-28 18:43:02
  Not much of a point... by bwkaz2009-05-28 21:52:02
    uhm some of your points are invalid. by jaqie2009-05-29 00:01:13
  TrueCrypt? (n/t) by maximumbob2009-05-28 19:33:04
    Yup. (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 20:45:25
Perl wizardry requested by dennismv2009-05-28 17:53:22
  Put the DATA after the __END__ by JimK2009-05-28 23:54:30
  GOTO is considered harmfull, but... (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-28 19:10:57
    are you talking about an unconditional jump by dennismv2009-05-28 19:20:08
      That would be the one. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-28 19:21:40
  *Demonstrates complete lack of Perl wizardy* by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 18:14:00
    thanks by dennismv2009-05-28 18:30:20
  One way... by imperito2009-05-28 18:01:59
Preparing for June & July by Illiad2009-05-28 17:13:28
  {{{Illiad}}} by purplepineapple2009-05-28 22:25:33
  I understand. by kelli2172009-05-28 21:23:00
  {{{Illiad and family}}} Take care. :o) (n/t) by morenna2009-05-28 20:22:08
  {{{{{ Illiad & family }}}}} (n/t) by Garrinka2009-05-28 20:15:35
  Take care and don't worry about us by schwing12009-05-28 20:14:05
  {{Illiad and Family}} by Classic_jon2009-05-28 20:09:27
  {{{{{{{{Illiad}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by joresgump2009-05-28 20:07:46
  {{{Illiad & family}}} by firehawk2009-05-28 20:00:50
  {{{{{{{{{{Illiad}}}}}}}}}} by mekkanik_mike2009-05-28 19:50:57
  {{{Illiad}}} I wish we could do more. by vampire2009-05-28 19:45:20
  {{{Illiad}}} by Blindman2009-05-28 19:43:04
  {{{Illiad}}} (n/t) by leistico2009-05-28 19:40:29
  Take care of yourself... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 19:21:37
  {{{{{{{Illiad}}}}}}} by Snate2009-05-28 18:59:53
  {{{{{{ Illiad }}}}}} (n/t) by intrinsic2009-05-28 18:46:30
  Hang tough big guy... and drop me a line if there by Dire_Lobo2009-05-28 18:32:22
  {{{Illiad}}} by corwin172009-05-28 18:15:28
  {{{{{{{{ Illiad }}}}}}}} by wabbit652009-05-28 18:14:14
  {{{{Illiad}}}} by radiowave9112009-05-28 17:41:58
  I know only a bit of what you're dealing by voxwoman2009-05-28 17:40:05
  **Welcomes the Reign of the Kinder, Gentler, by Adiplomat2009-05-28 17:39:47
  *fills your fridge with beer* by esbita2009-05-28 17:33:11
  {{{Illiad}}} (n/t) by arcrider742009-05-28 17:31:15
  *salutes* by Nea2009-05-28 17:29:51
    *gives Nea plate of cookies* by firehawk2009-05-28 20:21:53
    I, for one... by the_diggity2009-05-28 20:11:36
    Hrm, I'm not riff-raff. So Nea's not in control of by vampire2009-05-28 19:47:00
    Wait! Aren't you in control, not the riff-raff? by corwin172009-05-28 18:19:03
      She can delegate. by tallastro2009-05-28 18:49:33
        I'd offer to riff... by RetiQlum22009-05-28 18:51:39
    <Riff-raff>OOOOOOOH!</R-r> by Adiplomat2009-05-28 17:36:37
  We promise to raise holy hell by Lethosos2009-05-28 17:26:55
    Please, don't enlighten us! :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-28 17:40:33
  go with the wind at your back by ick2009-05-28 17:25:51
  Go away already! by RetiQlum22009-05-28 17:22:33
  {{{Illiad}}} by sonja2009-05-28 17:20:14
  Afraid to say something for fear it will be seen by jaqie2009-05-28 17:17:54
So I'm doing a crossword puzzle, by voxwoman2009-05-28 16:39:03
  I would have answered, "Pyro" by RetiQlum22009-05-28 17:06:11
    The guy that draws sad girls in snow? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-05-28 17:12:59
      Huh? I mean, Pyroteknix. by RetiQlum22009-05-28 17:14:36
        Sorry, I was thinking of MegaTokyo's "Piro" (n/t) by toysbfun2009-05-28 17:22:11
  I am now confused by dennismv2009-05-28 16:53:36
    She's confused too :-) by Snate2009-05-28 16:58:32
    I suspect the puzzle wanted an by toysbfun2009-05-28 16:57:37
      The answer was "Ares" which IMO is a bit by voxwoman2009-05-28 17:08:18
        Are you sure? by RetiQlum22009-05-28 17:12:58
          I'm sure that was the answer by voxwoman2009-05-28 17:35:33
            Is that the new official spelling? :) (n/t) by imperito2009-05-28 18:04:42
Trying to see the technical differences (mobo's) by romandas2009-05-28 16:16:52
  One of those isn't so minor by imperito2009-05-28 16:54:34
    Okay, so Pro refers to the dual PCIex16 slots by romandas2009-05-28 17:43:43
      heatsink size and heatpipes. by jaqie2009-05-28 17:45:48
        Ah, the Pros have the heatpipe. Nice. (n/t) by romandas2009-05-28 17:55:04
        It also says "Turbo" by imperito2009-05-28 17:46:24
          tangent: who here remebers "Turbo" buttons? by Freakazoid2009-05-28 18:27:35
            Think I've got one in the garage somewhere.. (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 22:18:53
            I have a turbo button if you want it. by RetiQlum22009-05-28 19:28:57
            Oh yeah. My AMD K5 133 had one. :) (n/t) by romandas2009-05-28 18:47:09
            *raises hand* by ChuckAB2009-05-28 18:41:58
          *snrk* (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 17:47:34
    that part is true, I skipped over that point by jaqie2009-05-28 17:05:46
  differences in board design tolerances by jaqie2009-05-28 16:21:01
29 year old with *21 kids! *.. o.0 by Garrinka2009-05-28 15:59:13
  Memo to the father... by firehawk2009-05-28 20:03:20
  And this is why i think childrens homes are a good by robertltux2009-05-28 19:56:16
  Unless he's the king of the Ottoman Empire by voxwoman2009-05-28 16:44:29
    Or he hooked up with "Octomom" by kahuana2009-05-28 19:56:04
  Haven't any of these women heard of condoms?! by RetiQlum22009-05-28 16:07:15
    I know hon.. its *both people's responsiblity*... by Garrinka2009-05-28 16:08:57
      "heard of" in the Urban Legend sense? by josie_beller2009-05-28 16:17:45
        The lady who lived across the street from me by thread_killer2009-05-28 17:59:21
        My sister in law is trying to get knocked up again (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-28 16:58:40
        second-hand in my case by sonja2009-05-28 16:48:32
        At an old job... by the_diggity2009-05-28 16:39:13
        I have lived with some who did that by jaqie2009-05-28 16:28:59
        You have to have been poor enough. by Adiplomat2009-05-28 16:26:42
          I would have assumed marijuana since that's cheape by RetiQlum22009-05-28 16:35:30
            Much less powerful, though. by Adiplomat2009-05-28 16:39:46
  O.O omg by jaqie2009-05-28 16:02:30
  almost as bad as Octomum, eh? by sonja2009-05-28 16:01:36
    And precisely how much time can he spend with them by RetiQlum22009-05-28 16:03:57
      Not a lot, I'll grant you by sonja2009-05-28 16:21:45
        $1.98/month? (n/t) by josie_beller2009-05-28 16:22:30
          Hey son! Wana grab 1/2 a slice with your old man? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-28 16:23:54
    yes but d4 4 kids.. two years in a row... by Garrinka2009-05-28 16:03:48
      Yes by sonja2009-05-28 16:21:22
        More like 1.05 parents, it sounds like. by Adiplomat2009-05-28 16:46:32
          Who cares Court ordered mandatory by joecrouse2009-05-28 16:57:25
            Forget Vasectomy by Snate2009-05-28 16:59:56
              And with rusty spoons by Lethosos2009-05-28 17:20:54
                Hand the guy to Jory Caron by UGuardian2009-05-28 17:49:39
Poll: white MacBook or aluminum MacBook? by toysbfun2009-05-28 15:29:51
  IME White MacBooks get FILTHY... (n/t) by intrinsic2009-05-28 16:38:37
    Mine has never been. by firehawk2009-05-28 20:06:39
  Depends on what's important to you. by abaron2009-05-28 16:18:24
    Running Debian. by toysbfun2009-05-28 16:27:25
      I've got a MBP by abaron2009-05-28 16:32:41
  neither .. get a PC *ducks* ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-05-28 16:11:26
    Thhppt! *cats* }:-> (n/t) by iarann2009-05-28 16:56:08
      Yowrl!!! *dogs* =^-^= (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-28 17:48:49
        OM NOM! *zombies* ^o^ (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-28 20:20:41
          *FWOOSHcrackle* *firemites* ,,,o!O,,, (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-28 20:37:48
  Black. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-28 15:35:27
  Well.. by Bonzo2009-05-28 15:33:18
  I have a white MacBook... by sgrunt2009-05-28 15:31:52
Amazing what a difference dd-wrt can make by Freakazoid2009-05-28 14:56:25
  ooooh yeah! by jaqie2009-05-28 15:03:37
    ya, been stuck behind this thing for a while by Freakazoid2009-05-28 15:08:27
      See, this is why I don't tell them that I've done by RedIon2009-05-28 18:30:34
      dd-wrt, a thing you don't tell your parents about! (n/t) by dennismv2009-05-28 18:21:05
Mmmmm by techi8702009-05-28 14:31:43
  Yup, they are delicious. by Klaranth2009-05-28 15:26:06
    And don't forget: by MarthVader2009-05-28 15:42:00
  My foot fell off just thinking about that. :P by kelli2172009-05-28 15:14:09
  I think McDonalds have a breakfast pancake with by NDwight2009-05-28 14:50:11
    "McGriddles" (n/t) by morenna2009-05-28 15:11:10
  oooh that sounds so good right now! (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 14:35:37
    a bit of a trick by robertltux2009-05-28 17:41:26
      I eat out a maximum of once every month by jaqie2009-05-28 17:49:45
    It was good, I may just have to have the last one by techi8702009-05-28 14:38:53
*sigh* order from goldmine-elec.com just came by jaqie2009-05-28 14:08:11
mapthefallen.org is a project that uses Google by techi8702009-05-28 13:39:44
  nifty. I'll have to look at it later though by Lab Rat2009-05-28 14:40:18
  I would like to see a project that does that for by jaqie2009-05-28 13:51:19
    I've seen two maps like that... by UGuardian2009-05-28 15:16:32
      Thank you. *hugs* That's not quite by jaqie2009-05-28 16:46:06
    wouldn't be accurate, unfortunately. by subbywan2009-05-28 13:59:44
      conviction of it as such would be enough for me... by jaqie2009-05-28 14:03:38
        The conviction may be wrong. by subbywan2009-05-28 14:07:31
          Totally agreed. the reason I would like such a by jaqie2009-05-28 14:11:23
            Because you know there are those love-crimes by Lab Rat2009-05-28 14:15:02
              Those aren't considered hate crimes too? by jaqie2009-05-28 14:16:43
                You missed the point. The act should be by Lab Rat2009-05-28 14:29:08
                  So then why do we have different by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 14:51:07
                  I understand that much more then it seems by jaqie2009-05-28 14:33:16
                    What Lab_Rat is saying, and I agree... by RetiQlum22009-05-28 15:28:44
                      O.o WHA!? by jaqie2009-05-28 15:43:02
                        Works for me. by tallastro2009-05-28 18:47:03
                        You are reading too much into it. by RetiQlum22009-05-28 16:10:44
                          exactly what you are suggesting... by jaqie2009-05-28 16:12:12
                            No, you are implying that we should... by RetiQlum22009-05-28 16:17:08
                              assume... by jaqie2009-05-28 16:25:20
                        depends on the idea of nasty and frightening by subbywan2009-05-28 15:58:53
                          Safe for whom? by jaqie2009-05-28 16:00:27
                            Everyone living in it. by subbywan2009-05-28 16:07:16
                              "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to by jaqie2009-05-28 16:13:54
                                We really need a new Godwins law for that quote (n/t) by imperito2009-05-28 16:21:50
                                "pithy cliche" is what came to mind. (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-28 16:22:22
                                Can be Subby's Law #1 :D (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-28 16:22:38
                                It wouldn't be temporary. by subbywan2009-05-28 16:21:49
                      So it's OK to consider some kinds by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 15:42:16
                        I think it comes down to the distinction by imperito2009-05-28 16:20:12
                          So again, one kind of thought is to be considered, by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 16:25:44
                            I'm just trying to point out the distinction by imperito2009-05-28 16:39:12
                            intent != motive (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-28 16:26:52
                              What's the difference? by subbywan2009-05-28 16:29:34
                                Not quite by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 16:33:34
                                Those work. by tallastro2009-05-28 19:01:35
                              Thank you. That's a very useful answer. by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 16:28:53
                        You mean "mitigating circumstances?" by RetiQlum22009-05-28 16:13:16
                          If you can make allowances in one direction by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 16:22:45
                            Very simple: by RetiQlum22009-05-28 17:10:33
                              Who's bringing anger into this? by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 18:07:53
I'm gonna have to play baseball with someone's hea by SnArL2009-05-28 13:32:52
  This is when it is good to work in a by Peace_man2009-05-28 13:35:27
    Oh, I already copied my boss by SnArL2009-05-28 13:42:30
Just got back from a meet 'n' greet at city hall. by Klaranth2009-05-28 13:14:43
  Uh oh. by Peace_man2009-05-28 13:33:07
    W'aint 'Mericans, y'know. by Klaranth2009-05-28 13:48:14
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by josie_beller2009-05-28 13:10:03
  Sluche/Slooch by raptor_872009-05-28 14:06:28
    Raptop by thejugglingking2009-05-28 14:53:00
      Akoif by josie_beller2009-05-28 15:08:46
        CoinDell by Adiplomat2009-05-28 16:44:02
          Fedster by raptor_872009-05-28 21:22:44
            Blargenfaust, n. [W:ET slang] by Acrisius2009-05-28 22:09:31
              Panzerfaust is also anti-medic weapon by Klaranth2009-05-28 23:29:56
Vacation coming by SSpiffy2009-05-28 12:38:27
  Type B variant (nothing frantic) - S^2D^2 (n/t) by Danu2009-05-28 14:11:48
  last minute, by far. by jaqie2009-05-28 13:54:16
  Late packer by tallastro2009-05-28 13:34:31
  Type B, also married to type A by basher202009-05-28 13:20:52
  Type B, but... by mridenour2009-05-28 12:49:51
    We've got a pre-made list of almost everything by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 12:58:11
  1hr to pack. I always forget something small. by retiqlum22009-05-28 12:48:49
  Type B by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 12:46:25
  "Vhat iss zis 'wakashun' yu ar speakink off?" (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-28 12:42:06
    You know... by Khaar2009-05-28 12:44:15
      *scratches head* (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-28 13:03:57
        Peace and quiet? When no one is bothering you? by Khaar2009-05-28 13:06:39
          ...o.O... (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-28 13:16:26
  Both. by Khaar2009-05-28 12:41:58
    Same (n/t) by techi8702009-05-28 13:00:53
I'm baaack. Didja miss me? by corwin172009-05-28 11:55:18
  evidently (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-05-28 12:49:11
  Out of ammo. by werehatrack2009-05-28 12:37:34
  Nope by DesertRat662009-05-28 11:57:22
SnArL's Word Of The Day: by SnArL2009-05-28 11:52:53
  crud. I misspelled it in the below thread by aprylmae2009-05-28 12:20:36
    What can I say...it enspired me! by SnArL2009-05-28 12:22:27
  Doesn't always work. by Lethosos2009-05-28 11:54:22
    That's what gelled gasoline is for! by SnArL2009-05-28 11:55:05
Vacaaatiooonnnn! by davydd2009-05-28 11:51:31
  nice (n/t) by Danu2009-05-28 14:13:01
  If they try to serve you fugu by Lethosos2009-05-28 11:53:02
    and has eaten his own several times by robertltux2009-05-28 12:31:33
    Got responsibilities by davydd2009-05-28 11:54:12
so after weeks of planning by maddriver2009-05-28 11:37:30
For the UF WoW players who haven't heard it by DesertRat662009-05-28 11:25:18
  me main is 70... I can handle laughing while by jaqie2009-05-28 13:57:11
    We'll see by DesertRat662009-05-28 14:28:10
"I am NOT in your chain of command!" by krikkert2009-05-28 11:03:35
  *beats krikkert with chain* by dodrian2009-05-28 11:12:53
  I am in your Rope of Command! by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 11:08:17
    No you're knot! (n/t) by corwin172009-05-28 11:58:00
      I'm afrayed he is. (n/t) by DesertRat662009-05-28 12:01:04
        Let's see how long we can string this out. (n/t) by pas512009-05-28 12:25:49
          If it's long enough by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 12:33:12
            I should upbraid you for that line. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-28 16:18:48
    Sure, sure. by krikkert2009-05-28 11:35:42
*grabs clue bat* by schwing12009-05-28 10:53:50
  Shouldn't that be covered under warranty? by Classic_Jon2009-05-28 11:54:26
    It's probably not by schwing12009-05-28 12:44:40
China warns Federal Reserve over 'printing money' by DesertRat662009-05-28 10:47:23
  Ah, the joys of fiat currency. It's worth what we by romandas2009-05-28 16:19:34
  They want to eventually get their money back. by retiqlum22009-05-28 11:29:58
  Makes me think that while China owns a lot by subbywan2009-05-28 11:09:54
    That would be bad. by Peace_man2009-05-28 11:24:20
    They could always try to foreclose by DesertRat662009-05-28 11:13:51
      I think that's why they're worried . by subbywan2009-05-28 11:19:25
        Wrong. Trade is how wars begin. by Adiplomat2009-05-28 16:36:02
  No. by firehawk2009-05-28 11:00:17
    May not have bothered them before now. by krikkert2009-05-28 11:04:28
    So the fact that the borrowing has more than by DesertRat662009-05-28 11:01:32
      It's for a reason now: recovery from crisis by firehawk2009-05-28 11:16:57
        What recovery? by DesertRat662009-05-28 11:27:29
          Give it time. by firehawk2009-05-28 20:09:33
  If HSBC or any of it's divisions weighs in by Classic_Jon2009-05-28 10:56:48
Re: Prop 8 discussion from yesterday by jdelphiki2009-05-28 10:45:57
  I thought that the real problem was the by Peace_man2009-05-28 10:54:09
    It is part of it by DesertRat662009-05-28 11:00:38
      That makes sense. by Peace_man2009-05-28 11:20:05
        My gut instinct by DesertRat662009-05-28 11:29:51
          I agree. by firehawk2009-05-28 20:14:06
  The grounds for a suit are well established by DesertRat662009-05-28 10:52:30
Oh God, that's an...interesting tattoo... by SnArL2009-05-28 10:23:23
  well, to be fair, Wolverine is drunk in the tattoo by voxwoman2009-05-28 15:54:00
  it does kind of remind me of a tattoo a local guy by aprylmae2009-05-28 11:51:53
  That. Is. AWESOME!!!!!!!! (n/t) by aprylmae2009-05-28 11:17:22
  Should have used Super Hero Squad version by tallastro2009-05-28 11:03:48
    That is the version isn't it? O.o (n/t) by NDwight2009-05-28 11:30:11
      Not soft and cute enough. by tallastro2009-05-28 11:37:34
  So wrong! On so many levels! by SouthpawPL2009-05-28 10:38:09
    I doubt Hank McCoy would appreciate that by josie_beller2009-05-28 13:22:58
  Maybe it was supposed to be by Stibbons2009-05-28 10:36:54
    D... (n/t) by MarthVader2009-05-28 15:17:31
  This is why getting a tattoo while drunk by joecrouse2009-05-28 10:31:24
    *Every* tattoo has a story ... by PeKaJe2009-05-28 12:30:24
      Mine has a story... by SnArL2009-05-28 12:48:46
        I thought you got that one by DesertRat662009-05-28 14:21:37
        His Royal Highness? by josie_beller2009-05-28 13:20:44
    I've known a few artists who will NOT give you a by SnArL2009-05-28 10:38:17
      I haven't known one who would by DesertRat662009-05-28 10:40:11
        You need to hang out with more interesting people (n/t) by SnArL2009-05-28 10:57:08
          I do by DesertRat662009-05-28 11:05:01
  *backs away slowly* (n/t) by DesertRat662009-05-28 10:28:42
    "Mine is for ponies." by SnArL2009-05-28 10:29:54
      that is why by aprylmae2009-05-28 11:34:23
Shiny! by Apo2009-05-28 10:23:06
*twitch* by Khaar2009-05-28 10:18:58
  Aah! I can't take it any more! by Khaar2009-05-28 12:32:12
  Could get a quad-output video card ... (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-28 10:20:08
    Yeah. by Khaar2009-05-28 10:21:22
      You misunderstand ... by subbywan2009-05-28 10:22:15
        Ah... (n/t) by Khaar2009-05-28 10:25:29
Im collapsing the universe by joecrouse2009-05-28 10:04:08
  I know how to throw up. Throwback is not by UnFair2009-05-28 15:39:36
  *grabs joecrouse* by wabbit652009-05-28 11:38:35
  ooh danger zone by dennismv2009-05-28 10:26:08
  Throwback by y2kdragon2009-05-28 10:15:51
    ive been trying to find Mt Dew Throwback by joecrouse2009-05-28 10:32:42
      they have both in the local food lion by jaqie2009-05-28 10:43:57
Place your bets! by VivianC2009-05-28 09:46:09
  Ald. Ike Carothers (D-29), come on down! by VivianC2009-05-28 11:49:18
    Oh, one other point of interest... by VivianC2009-05-28 11:52:20
  No problem. by firehawk2009-05-28 11:08:21
    IMHO JJ Jr. is out of the running too. by basher202009-05-28 11:34:03
      I'm all for it. by firehawk2009-05-28 20:11:20
  I want Stroger out by emlaabs2009-05-28 10:21:33
  I'm guessing... by y2kdragon2009-05-28 09:51:56
    Was he elected? by Peace_man2009-05-28 09:58:33
      If he was elected by y2kdragon2009-05-28 10:00:32
    +1 on Burris by DesertRat662009-05-28 09:56:17
      Sad part is by y2kdragon2009-05-28 09:58:30
        If they're smart by DesertRat662009-05-28 10:09:43
          Doubt you'll find anything. by VivianC2009-05-28 10:33:14
            Ah but then you get to define by DesertRat662009-05-28 10:37:19
  ah Chicago, quite like Cleveland in SO many ways. (n/t) by tesla_koil2009-05-28 09:47:43
  Only one? by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 09:47:12
    Probably based on the transcript release by Stibbons2009-05-28 10:47:11
    They can only take one at a time by DesertRat662009-05-28 09:57:17
      and this is not new by robertltux2009-05-28 10:07:02
    It's like spin the bottle... by VivianC2009-05-28 09:53:17
Anyone either live or lived in Huntsville,AL by tesla_koil2009-05-28 09:43:42
  If you have/canget a clearance, Huntsville by corwin172009-05-28 12:27:31
  I love Huntsville, seriously by thread_killer2009-05-28 12:03:52
    Just dawned on me, we have coders there by thread_killer2009-05-28 12:09:24
  Close enough to Nashville & Birmingham. by kelli2172009-05-28 10:33:57
  I have family in Athens, AL working for the DoD. by spud2009-05-28 10:21:32
  I was in Montgomery, AL by y2kdragon2009-05-28 09:52:33
  Home of the US Space program by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:49:34
*wields the +5 aluminum baseball bat of by hactar the uhhh2009-05-28 09:43:19
  You think that's bad? by y2kdragon2009-05-28 09:53:28
  This network Architecture or Programming by tesla_koil2009-05-28 09:45:04
  duh? by Blindman2009-05-28 09:44:50
I have got to get me one of these... by kc5sdy2009-05-28 09:40:13
Food Plan (or what to eat) by dennismv2009-05-28 09:35:59
  What I do sometimes, is take those by Peace_man2009-05-28 10:02:40
  I suggest a book by y2kdragon2009-05-28 09:56:30
  Got a freezer? and a pan? by maddriver2009-05-28 09:51:44
  Betty Crocker Boxed meals by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:48:48
    Ohh crockpot by maddriver2009-05-28 10:40:38
Fine, %$#!it. I'm awake. by themadkansan2009-05-28 09:26:54
  Would you mind hating mine for a while? by firehawk2009-05-28 11:11:03
    Problem there is by themadkansan2009-05-28 11:27:03
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-05-28 09:00:06
In the mornin' you go gunnin' (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-28 08:39:51
  For the man who stole your wallet. (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-28 08:45:16
    Incidentaly the lyric is Water not Wallet. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:59:07
    and you fire till hes done in by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:57:53
      Steely Dan - do it again (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:58:11
Attn: Any former/current US Marines out there? by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:38:13
  Been out of uniform for a few years now. . . by Sieldan2009-05-28 16:24:14
    But we weren't at war between 1994 and 1998. by RetiQlum22009-05-28 17:18:28
      Incorrect (at least according to Wiki) by vampire2009-05-28 19:29:34
  Marines. Are. So. Hot. </drool> (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-28 09:49:03
    Sorry, he's taken :-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 09:53:07
  I know they will for funerals, you would probably by vampire2009-05-28 09:26:47
    All good points, thanks. by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 09:46:35
      As I understand it, yes. by vampire2009-05-28 10:04:45
        besides the only true Marines that are really by robertltux2009-05-28 13:03:16
  Point of ettiquette: by basher202009-05-28 09:23:13
    I think "retired" is preferred. I have often heard by vampire2009-05-28 10:02:58
      It depends by basher202009-05-28 10:16:07
        Ah, thank you for the clarification. My BMF was by vampire2009-05-28 11:18:34
  Hrm... Ask the DoD! by Anonymous Freak2009-05-28 09:14:53
  In three days... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 08:59:10
    Which one? (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-28 09:25:31
      I think he's heading to San Diego (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-05-28 10:08:05
  ATTN: Sieldan by SnArL2009-05-28 08:54:42
    Thanks SnArl! by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:56:39
      AHH full body cast. (-= by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:00:27
        There are too many to torture all at once :-) by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 09:02:15
          Thats why you go with one big by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:12:04
            Nono... by SnArL2009-05-28 09:18:07
              nonono on his butt by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:20:38
My brain is full! by dodrian2009-05-28 08:24:10
  Plug one of the superscalars in as a replacement. by firehawk2009-05-28 11:13:37
  Rinse brain thoroughly with alcohol by basher202009-05-28 08:30:20
    :P (n/t) by dodrian2009-05-28 08:46:04
I think I do like Richard's army :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-05-28 08:23:17
"Greta Garbo, and Monroe" (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-28 08:11:33
  Rebo and Zooty! by jaqie2009-05-28 08:48:15
  Dietrich and DiMaggio (n/t) by schwing12009-05-28 08:18:36
    Vouge - madonna by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:24:29
      "Vogue", even by y2kdragon2009-05-28 09:59:13
        I R CAN'T SPELL (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-28 10:02:11
Not quite the UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:02:53
  Just another type of tyranny. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-28 16:50:18
  What is this 'soul' that you speak of? by Peace_man2009-05-28 08:48:09
    It's a translation by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:59:50
      Hmm - that explains why I can't seem by Peace_man2009-05-28 09:22:58
      Yup. Think "Vulcan Buddhist" and you'll come close by Dire_Lobo2009-05-28 09:14:47
        :-D by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 09:18:05
  Only that I'd like to discuss stoicism in greater by Dire_Lobo2009-05-28 08:38:06
    I kan haz donut? :-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:38:50
      Yes. Hot and fresh - with extra sprinkles. :-) (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2009-05-28 09:15:29
*Listens to Corporate Avenger at excessive volume* by SnArL2009-05-28 07:52:32
  You missed the line by altordwm2009-05-28 08:06:44
    Sometimes, when you see the wasp's nest... by SnArL2009-05-28 08:16:43
      I see. by altordwm2009-05-28 08:30:20
        Oh yeah by SnArL2009-05-28 08:50:04
          Dude, you were the one that posted by altordwm2009-05-28 08:56:36
            I did? by SnArL2009-05-28 09:16:04
    Zappa pegged it with "Dumb All Over" by Twitchh2009-05-28 08:16:09
Job offering tip: Sweden by oedlan2009-05-28 07:38:23
  I need the job by Hieraco2009-05-28 14:04:06
  well, it looks like Stef might need a new job (n/t) by emlaabs2009-05-28 09:20:21
  Awww.... by Corvus_One2009-05-28 08:56:52
PSA: If you install windows 2000 Adv server on by Classic_Jon2009-05-28 07:32:16
  Is it sad that I got all happy that the server was by Classic_Jon2009-05-28 11:35:43
  Well... they're almost right. by bwkaz2009-05-28 09:14:47
    With the # of hits that box gets a day... by Classic_Jon2009-05-28 10:51:09
    I got a heavily tuned version of XP by jaqie2009-05-28 09:20:47
  Hmm. by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:44:50
    Yeah, this box gets beat all to heck and by Classic_Jon2009-05-28 10:49:01
    there were 50GB HDDs? by jaqie2009-05-28 08:47:11
      It was actually a 60 GB drive, I think by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:48:38
        aha ok, thanks. by jaqie2009-05-28 08:51:34
          My first IDE HDD by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:55:15
            mine was in a 386, IIRC by jaqie2009-05-28 09:01:01
              I kept the sound card by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 09:05:51
                I actually built a DOS gaming box by jaqie2009-05-28 09:09:52
                  I used to have an AWE64 at one time by Freakazoid2009-05-28 09:15:20
                    wow. by jaqie2009-05-28 09:16:42
                  Oh nice. by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 09:11:01
                    dunno, but I know I'm shoing mine some >.> (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 09:17:11
attn: joecrouse by buddha2009-05-28 07:29:18
  Since you want to play the research game by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:19:40
    Correction by buddha2009-05-28 09:28:57
      I never said the didnt collect more by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:39:18
        Your post I refered to said by buddha2009-05-28 10:04:53
  q for the mods: is this considered deep linking? (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 07:32:32
    Dunno but that is one rude TLP by DesertRat662009-05-28 07:36:22
      DesertRat66 calling someone rude, that is funny. ( (n/t) by buddha2009-05-28 09:30:15
        really? by aprylmae2009-05-28 11:16:15
        Flirting with ad hom's aren't you? (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-05-28 10:10:22
        You stand alone with that thought by DesertRat662009-05-28 09:42:09
          I have had enough interaction with you by buddha2009-05-28 10:20:46
            So that makes it okay to emulate... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 10:32:02
              Nope by buddha2009-05-28 10:50:11
              Having threads about who is ruder than who else... by Nea2009-05-28 10:35:19
                Could I at least get a photo? by jdelphiki2009-05-28 10:46:52
                  Could be some art work for Lab_Rat here: by Danu2009-05-28 14:36:42
                    Irish? by Nea2009-05-28 17:25:16
                      Perhaps I remember wrong, that happens often. by Danu2009-05-28 20:22:16
                        I do Scottish Country Dancing. by Nea2009-05-29 00:47:28
                          Thanks. I've no idea why I had Irish in there. by Danu2009-05-29 17:08:09
                    s/avator/avatar/ (n/t) by Danu2009-05-28 14:37:56
                  In her case by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 10:52:34
                    So if she refuses, would I be... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 11:14:20
                      Better than... by firehawk2009-05-28 11:21:19
              This whole thread is beginning to feel very much by jaqie2009-05-28 10:34:11
      No kidding..yeash.. (n/t) by schwing12009-05-28 08:31:13
      agreed (n/t) by aprylmae2009-05-28 07:45:05
      yeah it seemed it to me too but I've proven myself by jaqie2009-05-28 07:42:02
        No problem (n/t) by DesertRat662009-05-28 07:53:18
Personally, I'd have them charged with assault by DesertRat662009-05-28 07:21:23
  they should be charged by aprylmae2009-05-28 07:32:08
    I bet that there is more that they aren't telling by altordwm2009-05-28 07:36:51
      I doubt that by aprylmae2009-05-28 07:42:15
        You added the pertinent point by altordwm2009-05-28 07:58:09
          but if there were a outbreak of lice at the school by aprylmae2009-05-28 08:06:07
    Dress codes don't bother me that much by DesertRat662009-05-28 07:34:15
      that does make it far worse by aprylmae2009-05-28 07:39:56
        oooooooooooooooh that makes me so mad by jaqie2009-05-28 08:06:06
          I'm tempted by aprylmae2009-05-28 08:07:56
            very good idea :) (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 08:09:13
        Been dealing with a similar 'problem' here by DesertRat662009-05-28 07:57:21
If there is something I detest it's ads with sound by UnFair2009-05-28 07:09:22
  Got a sound advert for McDonalds. by vetitice2009-05-28 11:08:02
  ATTN: Smiling Man (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2009-05-28 07:14:48
  Attn: Smilingman by PeKaJe2009-05-28 07:14:32
    The URL is long, and starts with by UnFair2009-05-28 07:41:38
Today's little bit of good in the world by basher202009-05-28 06:46:36
  Total sidebar: Mentioned in the article by thread_killer2009-05-28 06:53:42
Oh crap. Time to polish the CV. by JimK2009-05-28 06:25:09
  I've had two headhunters call me recently because by intrinsic2009-05-28 16:32:33
    I'm on there, and in the UF group. by JimK2009-05-28 23:35:48
  What area of the country are you in? (n/t) by jwaldron2009-05-28 12:03:29
    Near Salisbury. by JimK2009-05-28 13:06:11
      Very nice area by UnFair2009-05-28 14:07:28
  Hope you find something good quickly. by Nea2009-05-28 10:28:28
  dang been a lot of that this year. (n/t) by tesla_koil2009-05-28 07:13:05
  Happy hunting. (n/t) by esbita2009-05-28 06:58:10
  Good luck with the jobhunt.... by Buzzin2009-05-28 06:37:08
    Im getting programming and by joecrouse2009-05-28 23:37:20
I make my living off the Evening News (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-28 06:21:32
  Just give me something, by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 06:33:12
    we all know that Krapp is king, by vvpete2009-05-28 07:57:54
ATTN: Marketing UFies by joresgump2009-05-28 06:16:14
  It's as good as... by Werehatrack2009-05-28 06:57:47
    and now for real challenge by robertltux2009-05-28 07:21:32
      Slogan that would work for me: by aix tom2009-05-28 07:28:26
        no no no! This one is better! by Dire_Lobo2009-05-28 08:42:12
  No. "Beef" is cow processed for eating. by manxmania2009-05-28 06:22:17
ojh yea, ATTN: tonyz by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:15:02
  also, is she taking prenatal vitamins? by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:24:49
So..tired..must...zzzzzzzzz by schwing12009-05-28 06:12:28
New Evidence in piracy trial by oedlan2009-05-28 06:11:57
  So the prosecutors are hacking to make their case by NDwight2009-05-28 06:52:02
    not surre about sweden by robertltux2009-05-28 07:29:52
    Not necessarily. by krikkert2009-05-28 07:28:43
      was assuming it was by robertltux2009-05-28 08:49:10
    Yep by oedlan2009-05-28 07:01:44
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-05-28 06:05:50
Wow Arlington,VA is EXPENSIVE by tesla_koil2009-05-28 06:00:48
  Yes, you can by perlcat452009-05-28 09:21:30
  They dont by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:32:59
    I commute from my home near Delaware by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:37:51
      You live near Havre de Grace, yes? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:41:03
        Yup. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:01:55
  They don't by y2kdragon2009-05-28 06:50:57
  commuter hell by theonlyalterego2009-05-28 06:19:29
  Easy, I moved 70 miles away by thread_killer2009-05-28 06:13:50
    If none of it applies to you, why do you object? by kelli2172009-05-28 08:25:01
      In the world of progressive taxation by thread_killer2009-05-28 09:12:46
        Are you paying the maximum rate? by kelli2172009-05-28 09:18:32
          Yes, they have more than me by thread_killer2009-05-28 12:07:33
            Nope. by kelli2172009-05-28 14:35:22
              I did read it. Back when you wrote it at that by thread_killer2009-05-28 15:33:19
                Too much to say. by kelli2172009-05-28 18:29:00
                The only valid reason I can come up with by DesiredUsername2009-05-28 16:15:48
              Oh, and to save you a few clicks... by kelli2172009-05-28 15:08:02
        I got so fired up I didn't answer the question by thread_killer2009-05-28 09:17:12
          Okay, so who's arguing class warfare? by kelli2172009-05-28 09:20:32
            Yes, I guess I am. by Peace_man2009-05-28 09:29:19
              You have internet access. That is consumption by thread_killer2009-05-28 12:06:02
                Good point. Maybe class warfare is by Peace_man2009-05-28 13:31:53
                  Or maybe... by thread_killer2009-05-28 15:34:23
      No that means he had a 2 or 3 thousand dollar by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:35:49
        See, that wasn't clear. Mea culpa. by kelli2172009-05-28 08:47:53
          No, he said by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:49:48
            Mea culpa = "my fault". It wasn't clear TO ME. by kelli2172009-05-28 09:12:51
              If you earn the money fair and square by esbita2009-05-28 13:24:17
                Well, let's see. by kelli2172009-05-28 14:44:07
                  Of course... by esbita2009-05-28 17:36:37
        Bingo (n/t) by thread_killer2009-05-28 08:47:40
      Hang on by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:31:21
  "Normal working folks" by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 06:04:21
    Kind of like Aspen, Co. by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:29:08
I somehow am not buying the idea by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 05:53:46
  Can you say "The Day The Earth Stood Still" ripoff (n/t) by Sharku2009-05-28 07:15:45
  I think my hay fever is kicking in... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 05:56:34
    I should have added by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 05:57:14
      You should see the rest of that publisher's line by Werehatrack2009-05-28 06:44:48
        I got the link from a library webcomic site by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 06:59:57
  It's Captain Planet all over again! (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-28 05:54:22
    Captain Planet didn't have by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 05:56:42
      He had a ring around Saturn, but not around... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 06:07:40
        No ... That's Star Trek (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-28 07:46:58
      he had *5*! And he SHARED them! (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-28 06:05:31
      He did have a by madjo2009-05-28 05:59:28
I didn't feel like cooking this morning by aprylmae2009-05-28 05:52:33
  My wife insist that their stuff by tesla_koil2009-05-28 06:02:49
    That wouldn't be difficult. by Twitchh2009-05-28 06:08:25
    I would say by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:07:30
  {{{{aprylmae}}}} by jaqie2009-05-28 05:54:26
    today is not bad so far by aprylmae2009-05-28 05:57:31
*wonders where the folding automated post went* (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 05:47:43
  I normally post the Folding@Home stats by goodyca2009-05-28 06:12:39
    thanks :) *hugs* by jaqie2009-05-28 06:23:43
    I meant to say between 6:00 and 7:00 (n/t) by goodyca2009-05-28 06:14:56
ATTN: Jaqie , Madkansan by tesla_koil2009-05-28 05:36:31
  *hugs* thanks! (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 05:42:04
So anyone up for another rousing round of by tesla_koil2009-05-28 05:35:36
  Email sent. (n/t) by VivianC2009-05-28 07:30:40
Sucking the fun out of driving by veran2009-05-28 05:12:25
  System relies on an erroneous assumption . . . by HadEnuf2009-05-28 12:16:19
  Dangerous. GPS is kinda screwy by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:43:31
    I thought it could be off by several meters by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 08:50:53
      Differential GPS techniques might be possible by HadEnuf2009-05-28 12:13:22
        But with an urban canyon even that fails often by jayfarm2009-05-28 18:28:35
      depends on the chip and how many satellites by Freakazoid2009-05-28 09:04:15
      I only know that my Tom Tom by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:54:12
  bwahahahahah! Joo Janta peril sensitive sunglasses by mekkanik_mike2009-05-28 08:13:19
    The sheild is to protect the car by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:52:52
    hehe. great minds by aprylmae2009-05-28 08:17:20
  A warning is good, taking over control, not so ... by PeKaJe2009-05-28 05:54:42
    Besides... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 06:05:02
      Or turn the highways into "car trains" by Nightwind2009-05-28 10:02:23
        e.g. Traffic in "Minority Report"... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 10:13:23
      smart enough to be dangerous by robertltux2009-05-28 07:38:47
      Remove seatbelts, replace airbags with spikes... by Jeff_UK2009-05-28 06:22:15
        Re move airbags by joecrouse2009-05-28 08:51:30
    agreed by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:01:05
      ABS... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 06:25:25
        Similar problem on rough, patched, downhill . . . by HadEnuf2009-05-28 12:24:03
        "ABS systems"? redudantly redundant there :) (n/t) by Freakazoid2009-05-28 09:07:55
        I learned to drive in a vehicle without ABS by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:36:31
          This is why when I get my car Im going to by jaqie2009-05-28 06:55:10
            What will you do if your "manual override" by Classic_Jon2009-05-28 07:20:30
              Not what you seem to be assuming by jaqie2009-05-28 07:48:39
                Just pull the ABS fuse, no need for a switch by PeKaJe2009-05-28 08:29:32
                  hm...good idea. thanks! (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 08:33:55
                    Yep, adding links in the chain of things is just by Classic_Jon2009-05-28 08:39:39
                      fuse puller is the only way I can get those by jaqie2009-05-28 08:44:05
          Oh, okay by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 06:38:31
            So, are you tanking up now on BAS? :) (n/t) by NDwight2009-05-28 06:41:16
              Can't have that much caffeine by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 07:00:49
        Yeah, having 'release and reapply' drummed into me by Jeff_UK2009-05-28 06:33:47
  I *LOVE* that part : by aix tom2009-05-28 05:26:35
    I like this part better: by Arman X2009-05-28 05:41:05
    And once again, Douglas Adams is waaaaaaaay ahead: by JimK2009-05-28 05:34:43
      Awesome car!!!!! by aprylmae2009-05-28 05:44:37
You know that girl you are speaking to is insane by veran2009-05-28 04:56:01
  This only helsp prove my point by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:04:53
    But they are the fun kind of insane (n/t) by veran2009-05-28 09:20:06
      True. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:23:58
        Any society that drinks as much as by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:25:02
  So what happens when the timer reaches ZERO by siibr2009-05-28 08:43:04
  Likely inspired by those nifty countdown by todAnthony2009-05-28 06:27:09
  It would at least by maddriver2009-05-28 05:44:15
  That looks soooo comfortable. by Sharku2009-05-28 04:59:16
    If girls had a sense of humour... by veran2009-05-28 05:13:31
      You know I read somewhere by Purest2009-05-28 05:23:01
        Tell you what You buy it for your gf by joecrouse2009-05-28 09:05:55
          :p by Purest2009-05-28 10:59:37
            Ah. Inscrutable. :-) (n/t) by twixt2009-05-28 12:14:17
        Browsing the fiction section again? by aix tom2009-05-28 05:28:51
          *gets out the Thwap-O-Matic 9000* by aprylmae2009-05-28 05:32:26
            Not related to Alice are you? by manxmania2009-05-28 06:26:06
            *ouch* *ouch* *ouch* by aix tom2009-05-28 06:23:18
              *giggles at aix_tom's pain* by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:31:45
That's one way to dispose of the body by veran2009-05-28 04:43:45
  Dare I say it? by jdelphiki2009-05-28 04:55:24
    Stop with the toilet humour. (n/t) by veran2009-05-28 04:56:34
      You don't see that as... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 05:26:09
      Better than having... by y2kdragon2009-05-28 05:02:56
        In this case, that would be cannibalism. by veran2009-05-28 05:19:23
          That would take... by jdelphiki2009-05-28 05:23:09
            And be in bad taste... (n/t) by veran2009-05-28 05:32:28
              Yeah butt in the end... by todAnthony2009-05-28 06:34:13
                You'll never get a head making cracks like that by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:37:50
                  With more just around the bend. by jdelphiki2009-05-28 07:22:55
                    Yeah butt I hear the room is a (wait for it) dump. (n/t) by todAnthony2009-05-28 10:47:26
*starts filling GUI with spelling errors* by PeKaJe2009-05-28 04:22:18
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-05-28 04:00:02
Attn: Confused.brit by Hieraco2009-05-28 03:56:48
I hate packing by maddriver2009-05-28 03:36:39
  Looks at bulging bag by maddriver2009-05-28 07:05:03
    Not a good idea by MatthewDBA2009-05-28 07:15:55
      Ahh good point by maddriver2009-05-28 07:29:28
  Bring a spare set of shoes/boots (n/t) by ideur2009-05-28 05:59:07
    Ohhh Thank you! Almost forgot those! n/t by maddriver2009-05-28 06:22:24
  Rope. by pas512009-05-28 04:21:10
    You can always make do... by Avium2009-05-28 05:29:48
      Your doing it wrong by robertltux2009-05-28 07:46:18
      hehe :) by maddriver2009-05-28 05:37:57
    hehe, but I'm going to Scotland, not Mordor. by maddriver2009-05-28 04:28:02
  Spare batteries and memory cards for camera? by Hieraco2009-05-28 03:55:40
    Camera battery is worring me by maddriver2009-05-28 04:24:45
      O.o few hours!?! by Hieraco2009-05-28 05:23:28
        It was first play with this digicam by maddriver2009-05-28 05:34:12
          Battery life not mentioned in specs online by maddriver2009-05-28 06:19:10
  Just bring plenty of money by Spisefisken2009-05-28 03:51:28
  Towel, Toileteries by ideur2009-05-28 03:47:00
    don't forget to write down any pass numbers by madjo2009-05-28 04:39:26
    hmm by maddriver2009-05-28 04:17:16
      Insect repellant by maspiers2009-05-28 04:45:34
        Yep. Pack about a ton of DEET. by JimK2009-05-28 05:15:57
        Oh, I was told not midge season. Will get some n/t by maddriver2009-05-28 05:12:47
      You mentioned: "fun weekend" by ideur2009-05-28 04:44:53
        hence smiley ;) n/t by maddriver2009-05-28 05:23:06
          Smileys symbolize condoms?? Oo..... (n/t) by callithrix2009-05-28 05:40:24
            *starts to see why IM is so popular amongst kids* (n/t) by flirkann2009-05-28 05:50:25
  Aha, SOCKS!! I'll probably need them (n/t) by maddriver2009-05-28 03:37:52
    Clean Underwear by y2kdragon2009-05-28 04:34:33
Phone help needed : by klar_at_work2009-05-28 03:32:18
  use a Fritz Box 7270 by c3po2009-05-28 07:53:59
  Like this? by oedlan2009-05-28 05:07:35
    Yes. Thanks, eh, TJ : Still in need of info by klar_at_work2009-05-28 05:31:28
      yes, have not forgot, just need the time by oedlan2009-05-28 05:44:09
        No way I can call you using Skype ? :) (n/t) by Klaranth2009-05-28 13:08:49
Open Office question/oppinion by Electric Storm2009-05-28 03:31:24
  Uhm. 3.0.1 for the most part. by kahuana2009-05-28 20:09:00
  3.0.1 and works well for me. (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-28 05:45:39
  looking for an option.... by Electric Storm2009-05-28 04:41:38
    I'm using Using OO 3.1.0 and I'm happy with it. by diginferno2009-05-28 04:59:58
    The User Guide for OOo 2.x seems to suggest by sazzer2009-05-28 04:54:31
  3.01 at work, I *think* it's 3.1 at home... (n/t) by sazzer2009-05-28 04:21:41
  Using 2.2; 2.4; 3.01 by ideur2009-05-28 03:49:46
  Running 3.0.1 by FNORDer2009-05-28 03:48:37
*open ducks pond* by firehawk2009-05-28 03:00:42
  Platypus? (n/t) by y2kdragon2009-05-28 04:33:27
    Nope. At the time, sleepy zombie rat/duck. (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-28 19:57:58
  *ducks open pond* by Hieraco2009-05-28 03:52:13
  *growl-quack* by madjo2009-05-28 03:03:14
Invoke: VHDL-Uficle, in particular GHDL-compiler by c-king2009-05-28 02:58:38
  You're hitting the simulator's delta limit. by JimK2009-05-28 03:17:19
    Another question: which idiot gave you this assign by JimK2009-05-28 04:04:12
      My teacher gave it to me. by c-king2009-05-28 04:17:31
        Embedded Systems? That makes the SR example even by JimK2009-05-28 05:04:58
          It is mostly software. by c-king2009-05-28 05:37:10
    Thanks! by c-king2009-05-28 04:03:56
The cow is NOT a sacred animal in India (n/t) by mugwump2009-05-28 01:53:36
  no-one has told the Hindu population (n/t) by kwacka2009-05-28 02:44:49
    Or whoever made it illegal to slaughter them.. by Jeff_UK2009-05-28 03:21:09
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2009-05-28 01:30:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by vectorz2009-05-28 01:25:57
  Hello, all by afterburner2009-05-28 09:08:33
    I can't tell what day it is anymore. by Nea2009-05-28 10:52:05
      FYI, it's Thursday by afterburner2009-05-28 10:58:58
        I'm sorry you're having a bad week. by Nea2009-05-28 11:05:29
          No worries by afterburner2009-05-28 11:25:27
            I had breakfast a while ago... by Nea2009-05-28 12:11:04
              I hope you've made your mind by now by afterburner2009-05-28 13:18:37
  and I'm a day early *serves up pizzas* by FNORDer2009-05-28 03:50:09
    *drools* I wants one o' thems now! (n/t) by Purest2009-05-28 05:33:04
  A day behind are we? by Hieraco2009-05-28 01:42:12
    *checks calendar* by vectorz2009-05-28 02:18:38
      That's ok by y2kdragon2009-05-28 04:32:54
I'm used to getting emails telling me by chrisbee2009-05-28 01:10:44
  if it's from a regular number... by Flirkann2009-05-28 02:12:55
    The company name goes back to by chrisbee2009-05-28 02:35:20
      Check the latest story of "The Piranha Club" by Spisefisken2009-05-28 02:38:31
tvrss isn't dead apparently...that's a relief. by Control2009-05-28 01:08:06
  I was already doing that for the past few weeks by madjo2009-05-28 02:57:35
Opera 10 is coming soon by sazzer2009-05-28 00:57:03
  In that case I am using Opera/1 now :) by Buzzin2009-05-28 06:53:58
  Learn from me? by y2kdragon2009-05-28 04:31:38
  I doubt there are many Opera 1 users left by Control2009-05-28 02:30:05
    Only if you're going to rewrite it before opera 11 by tut2009-05-28 08:40:05
  How does Y2K apply here? by Khaar2009-05-28 01:20:49
    Your second paragraph after the first sentence by justncase2009-05-28 05:15:09
  Y2K? Bah. by aix tom2009-05-28 01:05:12
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-05-28 00:45:19
  I've never been any good from the free-throw line. (n/t) by werehatrack2009-05-28 08:54:37
  Staff meeting yesterday by todAnthony2009-05-28 06:30:46
  when I moved out of they way by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:02:13
  Point? What point? by y2kdragon2009-05-28 04:30:19
  what's the point? (n/t) by madjo2009-05-28 02:58:20
  Right after I tried to lasso the damn thing. by firehawk2009-05-28 02:58:19
  Monday watching "The Ruby in the smoke" by Hieraco2009-05-28 01:44:46
  Whenever my wife gets a new idea by Spisefisken2009-05-28 01:24:32
    To Quote Seigmen: by oedlan2009-05-28 01:25:28
  NotFridayNotFridayNotFridayNotFriday by oedlan2009-05-28 01:24:24
    Yes. If not... you've missed the point. (n/t) by manxmania2009-05-28 01:33:43
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-05-28 00:29:02
  (missed from a few days ago) by firehawk2009-05-28 00:32:46
    Congratulations! by Didactylos2009-05-28 01:39:43
      Thank you. :} (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-28 02:56:54
Attn: Medical savy UFies by oedlan2009-05-28 00:28:28
  Some information resources.... by morenna2009-05-28 07:41:28
  IANAMP but by Silverfire2009-05-28 04:46:11
  My 2 cent by chrisP2009-05-28 04:30:24
  Have you checked WebMed? by Electric Storm2009-05-28 03:37:10
  Only thing I know is PubMed by vectorz2009-05-28 00:33:43
    Thank you! by oedlan2009-05-28 01:27:14
Obligatory TvTropes link by wabewalker2009-05-28 00:17:45
  Whee by y2kdragon2009-05-28 04:29:47
Attn: Germany UFies (repost) by oedlan2009-05-28 00:14:59
  attn: oedlan by Klymer2009-05-28 00:43:44
    correction by Klymer2009-05-28 00:50:07
      But you do =) by oedlan2009-05-28 01:03:05
        damn. he found me. (n/t) by Klymer2009-05-28 01:06:44
Meh. by oedlan2009-05-28 00:09:00
  How did she dent it?!! by chrisbee2009-05-28 01:05:25
    I did not dare to ask. by oedlan2009-05-28 01:13:44
      But that's just not right by y2kdragon2009-05-28 04:21:35
  Perhaps you should frame it differently by Intrinsic2009-05-28 00:15:44
    Wow by Purest2009-05-28 05:41:35
|\/|()() (n/t) by raptor_872009-05-28 00:02:08
  apt-get moo by ttlogic2009-05-28 01:19:12
    They did. by Mad Marty2009-05-28 02:20:33
      But that only gives me an elephant being by ttlogic2009-05-28 02:40:00
    Ha! emerge -v moo by aix tom2009-05-28 01:36:48
  m00 by c-king2009-05-28 00:20:13
  |v|ºº by Hieraco2009-05-28 00:13:18
  <Deleted><Deleted>2009-05-28 00:43:13
    Mod'd: as requested (n/t) by Tyop2009-05-28 00:44:31
    Not a double post (but mod this anyways) by Hieraco2009-05-28 00:14:37
  Did you mean... by firehawk2009-05-28 00:05:25
  \/\/()() (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-28 00:03:30
    \/\/()() |-|()() (n/t) by aprylmae2009-05-28 06:26:21
    ...\o/....(\.... by oedlan2009-05-28 00:05:24
      It's not a shark, you're being run over by a sail by afterburner2009-05-28 11:40:58
      ... by klar_at_work2009-05-28 01:36:33
        |\|( )( )( )( )? (n/t) by oedlan2009-05-28 01:44:21
Translations by Nea2009-05-28 00:00:01
  Comic Haiku/Senryu Redux by madjo2009-05-28 02:53:21
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by rikthoff2009-05-28 02:32:05
    MadJo's poging :) by madjo2009-05-28 02:50:49
    Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-05-28 02:49:10
    Nederlands by rikthoff2009-05-28 02:39:08
  Deutsch / German TLP (n/t) by kp-friendly2009-05-28 00:23:12
    another try by dagabe by dagabe2009-05-28 01:04:10
      auch nicht schlecht by mrmorgana2009-05-28 01:12:58
    try by kp-friendly by kp-friendly2009-05-28 00:25:34
      Vorschlag by Petrus2009-05-28 02:12:03
        Ich hab erhlich nicht zugeschaut... by rikthoff2009-05-28 02:52:58
      holy cow, ... by mrmorgana2009-05-28 01:11:05
      besser: konsumentenwünsche by Klymer2009-05-28 00:45:53
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-05-28 00:00:01
  Aha! You again! by firehawk2009-05-28 00:06:10
    You REALLY need to install W:ET and join us by klar_at_work2009-05-28 00:33:05
      Nah. by firehawk2009-05-28 00:33:58
  Marvintherobotfedfiftycentsinanalternatedimensiona by Intrinsic2009-05-28 00:02:07
  Marvintherobotfedfiftycentsinanalternatedimensiona by Hieraco2009-05-28 00:01:42

 

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