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Cartoon for May 13, 2009
Strip for May 13, 2009
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WooT! by Bealz22009-05-13 23:19:18
"Where would you males be today if it weren't by Klaranth2009-05-13 23:16:38
RetiQlum may be gone for a few hours. by RetiQlum22009-05-13 23:05:40
  *Pours Reti a Large Synthahol* by Hieraco2009-05-13 23:30:23
  Never fear, the mods are about by purplepineapple2009-05-13 23:21:41
  Ireally wanna reply to this, but the reply would by Klaranth2009-05-13 23:14:35
With JD needink his mush needed time off, by Klaranth2009-05-13 22:57:05
  I think the children just need to behave themselve by subbywan2009-05-13 23:05:14
    You do realise that might encourage some of them? by Intrinsic2009-05-13 23:26:32
    I still would like ot see more pictures of PFBs by Klaranth2009-05-13 23:06:36
You again! by mekkanik_mike2009-05-13 22:37:33
Odd news 2 : by Klaranth2009-05-13 22:27:20
  Some one beat your record... by mekkanik_mike2009-05-13 22:28:02
Odd news 1 : by Klaranth2009-05-13 22:23:10
OK they are showing the saddest futurama ever. by joecrouse2009-05-13 22:15:13
  Just watched it for the first time. by Acrisius2009-05-13 22:52:26
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-05-13 22:00:01
SotM: Incubus - "Anna Molly" by the_diggity2009-05-13 21:56:05
  Guess what song just turned up in Amarok... (n/t) by RedIon2009-05-13 22:29:43
Ug, sign #692 you haven't had enough coffee... by Intrinsic2009-05-13 21:40:45
  I think we should have brought a bigger cup. by devinull2009-05-13 21:58:54
Any thoughts on this by joecrouse2009-05-13 21:27:48
  correct by jaqie2009-05-13 23:57:40
    Dropping more money doesnt seem like an option. by joecrouse2009-05-14 07:17:38
big day tomorrow and nasty storms by dad2tzk2009-05-13 20:17:19
It's only 10pm, but TTGTB for me. by radiowave9112009-05-13 19:09:47
help organizing a large media collection by robertltux2009-05-13 19:04:01
  easytag for tagging (n/t) by Gimbal2009-05-14 13:49:19
  When I organised my collection (8 gig at the time) by FNORDer2009-05-13 23:58:20
  aTunes (n/t) by Klaranth2009-05-13 23:25:11
  I use my ears and Tag123 or Tag and Rename. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-13 21:29:45
  For the dupes: NoClone by skippy-ish_guy2009-05-13 21:14:07
  I've had good luck on Windows with these: by Acrisius2009-05-13 20:58:52
  I have found tag scanner to be great at managing by vampire2009-05-13 20:54:06
  For Windows CloneSpy, Linux FSlint (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-13 19:38:43
    mucho concur on CloneSpy by dennismv2009-05-13 21:10:10
  for 1 and 2 by minielim2009-05-13 19:21:26
  I've had luck with Perl and command line tag tools by imperito2009-05-13 19:09:21
  I have a similar need. I have not come across by radiowave9112009-05-13 19:06:59
    pytagsfs will help with your tagging/structure iss by Intrinsic2009-05-13 19:39:37
Good night, and here's the Lame Thought Of The by Adiplomat2009-05-13 18:58:14
  Backward masked rap *must* be about cleaning up by kahuana2009-05-13 19:34:35
mmm, data entry by imperito2009-05-13 18:55:58
  pick up some audiobooks or good podcasts. by morenna2009-05-13 19:40:55
  Gripping, isn't it? :-) by kahuana2009-05-13 19:37:40
Prayers, vibes etc please... by purplepineapple2009-05-13 18:45:36
  {{{purplepineapple and family}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-05-13 19:16:02
  You've got 'em. by Adiplomat2009-05-13 18:59:07
  {{{{purplepineapple & family}}}} by radiowave9112009-05-13 18:53:44
On a slightly different note...I went to the Dr. by radiowave9112009-05-13 18:05:48
  {{{radiowave911 and shoulder}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-05-13 19:35:01
  I hope it works. Those long-term injuries by Adiplomat2009-05-13 18:29:57
    Yeah. I should have gone to the doctor a few by radiowave9112009-05-13 18:58:27
      My understanding (YMMV) is that all cortisone by Twitchh2009-05-13 20:40:01
Estimate the wasted time women spend by dennismv2009-05-13 17:59:55
  ok that was strange by dennismv2009-05-13 19:15:12
    Grue that is (n/t) by dennismv2009-05-13 19:15:31
      I don't think grues like the taste of trolls by morenna2009-05-13 19:18:26
        ... by dennismv2009-05-13 19:27:24
          {{{dennismv}}} Sorry you had an aggravating day. (n/t) by morenna2009-05-13 19:33:09
            thanks :) (n/t) by dennismv2009-05-13 19:36:34
              Tomorrow will be better. by morenna2009-05-13 19:38:12
So I'm sitting here watching a weather radar loop by ChuckAB2009-05-13 17:59:39
  Anything moving west-to-east is. by kelli2172009-05-13 23:42:26
  Umm...because you are a strange and unusual person by radiowave9112009-05-13 18:07:47
My dad has made a decision. :( by radiowave9112009-05-13 17:45:12
  {{{radiowave911 & family}}} by firehawk2009-05-13 23:06:30
  {{{radiowave911&family}}} by purplepineapple2009-05-13 18:29:52
  {{{radiowave911, dad and family}}} by morenna2009-05-13 18:27:24
  {{{radiowave911}}} (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-13 18:27:07
  {{{ radiowave911 & Family }}} (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-13 18:19:57
  My condolences, and I pray for him to be as by Adiplomat2009-05-13 17:53:21
Today we learned something. by kahuana2009-05-13 16:26:45
  Did the magic smoke escape? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-13 16:58:47
    No. It toughed it out for 1 hour then quit. by kahuana2009-05-13 17:07:38
  Did you see a blue light? (n/t) by veran2009-05-13 16:28:59
    "Don't go to light, Larry!" (n/t) by morenna2009-05-13 18:28:48
      "I can't help it - It's so *beautiful*!" :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-13 20:42:03
    No. But the supply got pulled down to 2.3V by kahuana2009-05-13 16:33:00
      That's what happens when MOSFETs fail closed ;oD (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-13 19:31:00
        So this is what it's like when MOSFETs die. by kahuana2009-05-13 19:39:54
      The funny part: The expensive inverter valiantly by kahuana2009-05-13 16:34:06
        sounds like a problem with the equipment by Nightwind2009-05-13 19:12:56
        The electricity must have been leaking. (n/t) by veran2009-05-13 17:13:48
          Quick! Wrap it with duct tape! (n/t) by Lethosos2009-05-13 17:43:11
Mac and Linux UFies, does the Listen Live feature by Snate2009-05-13 16:12:31
  Thanks Y'all by Snate2009-05-13 16:56:21
    ran just fine on my mac (n/t) by deadweasle2009-05-13 18:17:57
    it does, for me.... by confused.brit2009-05-13 16:58:13
  Works here on Kubuntu 9.04 and VLC Mozilla plugin by c-king2009-05-13 16:33:39
  Strike "and Linux" by Snate2009-05-13 16:30:57
    Im thinking VDP ddnt wait past the error message by confused.brit2009-05-13 16:34:00
      I guess my firefox has an overload of plugins by vdp2009-05-13 17:51:43
      I did anyway. by confused.brit2009-05-13 16:40:40
  Linux mint 6, firefox with mplayer plugin, by confused.brit2009-05-13 16:30:17
  Is mplayer or VLC available for Mac? (n/t) by Snate2009-05-13 16:30:13
    They seem to be; although mplayer for Mac seems to by Snate2009-05-13 16:34:19
  Sorry by vdp2009-05-13 16:21:30
    plopped that url into VLC by Freakazoid2009-05-13 16:27:38
      Good point, I don't have VLC installed (n/t) by vdp2009-05-13 16:29:10
  Works in mplayer by imperito2009-05-13 16:18:38
    It does? by vdp2009-05-13 16:24:46
      You need to say mplayer -playlist $file by imperito2009-05-13 17:06:35
        Confirmed, works fine with mplayer... (n/t) by vdp2009-05-13 17:42:52
    Thanks (n/t) by Snate2009-05-13 16:23:14
Game design query: when is it too real? by UGuardian2009-05-13 16:01:46
  Isn't that Dwarf Fortress? by vetitice2009-05-13 17:47:10
    Kind of? ;) by hobbs2009-05-13 18:34:06
      Burning Dwarf VS dragon! by Nightwind2009-05-13 19:14:06
      Never played it, sorry. by vetitice2009-05-13 18:49:36
        Nothing to be sorry over by hobbs2009-05-13 20:09:17
  Hrmm, danged good question. by Lethosos2009-05-13 16:10:00
  Varies from person to person, I think. by veran2009-05-13 16:08:20
Two headhunters? by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:40:51
  Yeah, I had a call from a headhunter a couple of w by Intrinsic2009-05-13 18:25:37
  Food budgets *have* skyrocketed... by kahuana2009-05-13 16:10:21
  Can I have one? by Lethosos2009-05-13 15:59:01
Wow, two weeks long this OPT-OUT option by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:37:42
  Pfah! This crowd *knows* what an opt-out *really* by bitflipper2009-05-13 15:57:34
    That it works just like Canada's DNCL? (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-13 16:16:19
  OK, who pooped in your cornflakes? by RetiQlum22009-05-13 15:56:38
    *points to the Bluebird of Unhappiness* (n/t) by Lethosos2009-05-13 16:00:04
      Do I need to shoot another bluebird? (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-13 17:30:54
        I'm sure there is a law prohibiting the killing of by kahuana2009-05-13 19:29:21
        They breed like pigeons, unfortuantly. (n/t) by Lethosos2009-05-13 17:42:20
          'SOK. I need the practice (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-13 17:45:55
            I think you need to shoot some of those Chickens by Adiplomat2009-05-13 18:32:23
  Diaries don't get visited all that often. by raptor_872009-05-13 15:47:59
Still watching: Maria Sama ga miteru by veran2009-05-13 15:32:20
  google adds by devinull2009-05-13 20:43:42
    Struggling with the mental image (n/t) by veran2009-05-14 09:24:08
  Missing a closing A tag there, Holmes? :) (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 15:38:35
    No, that's deliberate. (n/t) by veran2009-05-13 15:39:22
      There is actually a closing tag there. by veran2009-05-13 15:40:07
        Hee hee! Gotcha. by firehawk2009-05-13 15:40:47
          If you only knew the ads you just called forth... (n/t) by veran2009-05-13 16:03:16
            I hereby summon... by firehawk2009-05-13 16:35:24
              Manga-fox & lesbian bikers. by veran2009-05-13 16:56:38
              A wierd look. >) (n/t) by Lethosos2009-05-13 16:35:58
                *snicker* (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 16:40:04
Attn:firehawk, re accents by confused.brit2009-05-13 14:57:27
  So do you sound like Harry Potter? (n/t) by Bealz22009-05-13 18:35:11
  'us foreign lot'? Excuse me? I resend the comment. by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:29:54
    heheh by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:31:10
      You are a European, just like me. by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:33:18
        I dont drive at all :P (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:34:49
          not even a bike? (n/t) by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:35:24
            not for about 10 years by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:36:28
              how do you get around? walking? (n/t) by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:42:36
                mostly by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:43:33
    DISCLAIMER : Joke inside ^^^^^ by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:30:45
      Get off it, please. by firehawk2009-05-13 15:36:13
        Okay, I am man enough to admit you are a by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:42:02
          Please stop it, both of you. by Peace_man2009-05-13 15:52:17
            Oh, please. by firehawk2009-05-13 16:33:13
            You can ask.. by DesiredUsername2009-05-13 16:00:24
              Yes, I have seen it. It hasn't grown to by Peace_man2009-05-13 16:09:34
                Things are already bad by the time by DesiredUsername2009-05-13 16:18:42
                You *can* depend on me, though. by Lethosos2009-05-13 16:15:57
                  hehe.. too true ;) by Garrinka2009-05-13 16:21:47
                    You've already sussed out by Lethosos2009-05-13 16:34:19
                      bwhahahaha.. ;D by Garrinka2009-05-13 16:41:08
                        I forgot to mention. by Lethosos2009-05-13 17:23:48
                        Yeah. by Lethosos2009-05-13 16:46:31
      DISCLAIMER : Joke inside ^^^^^ by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:31:14
  Cool. Thankee. ^.^ by firehawk2009-05-13 15:11:29
    I thought it was urban New York? by Lethosos2009-05-13 15:20:11
      Not to british ears lol. by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:22:22
        Well, duh. by Lethosos2009-05-13 15:24:29
          New York has a mismash too... by firehawk2009-05-13 15:27:42
          And all the other murricans are too? :P (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:25:33
            What, hearing-impaired? by firehawk2009-05-13 15:28:29
              Ay, waddidesay? (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-13 23:32:18
              J U S T S PPPPPP EEEAAAAAK SLOOOOOO by Klaranth2009-05-13 15:34:54
              bwahahahahaha by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:32:30
                Oh.... by firehawk2009-05-13 15:37:15
                  That made my day. :D (n/t) by Lethosos2009-05-13 15:52:52
The vitamin D pills are working great! by jaqie2009-05-13 14:54:02
  YAY! \o/ (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 15:12:23
  \0/ Whoohoo (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-13 14:58:04
Police. Firefighters. Streed cordoned off. by aix tom2009-05-13 14:53:17
  and it doesn't involve Doc... (n/t) by Flirkann2009-05-13 20:35:12
  I thought this would be about Toronto's Tamils. by kahuana2009-05-13 16:13:59
  That's some epic cleaning. by veran2009-05-13 15:17:59
    Hercules's labours, updated: by pas512009-05-13 15:22:18
      It can't be done! Not in one day anyway. (n/t) by veran2009-05-13 15:33:13
  At last, a use for hayfever! (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:00:26
I didn't think Hanners had it in her (n/t) by Nightwind2009-05-13 14:53:14
  Nah, if you look at Jephs comment at the bottom sh by Intrinsic2009-05-13 17:49:51
So you guys missed eurovision... by veran2009-05-13 14:37:11
  Yes, happily, i did :P by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:01:27
    You miss the funny! by veran2009-05-13 15:19:16
      We get terry Wogan, constantly taking the pee by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:33:45
        We change announcers. by veran2009-05-13 15:38:06
  No, not at all; didn't miss it one bit. ;-P~~~ (n/t) by bitflipper2009-05-13 14:50:57
    Your aim got better then? (n/t) by veran2009-05-13 16:03:55
Wow, NC passes smoking ban. by tallastro2009-05-13 14:18:28
  I'm waiting for OUTDOOR smoking bans. by jmaxsohmer2009-05-13 14:23:58
    Law of diminishing returns: by RetiQlum22009-05-13 17:29:28
      I don't care for smoking/smokers by DesiredUsername2009-05-13 17:36:08
        Got asthma? by jmaxsohmer2009-05-13 18:36:18
          Sure, I understand that. by DesiredUsername2009-05-13 21:09:48
          That'd make a marvelous tag line for a poster! by kahuana2009-05-13 19:44:00
      Take up chewing tobacco. (n/t) by veran2009-05-13 17:34:25
    I wanna see the video of some bylaw enforcement by kahuana2009-05-13 16:19:44
    No smoking ... except in the middle of the street by dwarf_sfu2009-05-13 15:21:09
      In Oregon, it's 10' outside of ANY public building (n/t) by slackware982009-05-13 17:25:39
      Hehehe. How to eliminate smoking. by Peace_man2009-05-13 15:24:16
        Brings new meaning to street dragging. (n/t) by tallastro2009-05-13 18:20:25
ATTN Nea : by Klaranth2009-05-13 14:06:23
  Those answers are classified. by Nea2009-05-13 16:56:06
Zombie Ants-I guess Hactar had to start somewhere by postaljohn2009-05-13 13:51:20
  ya! I can visit the south again hopefully :) by Garrinka2009-05-13 15:27:32
  Right... by the_diggity2009-05-13 14:00:34
    Normally Id agree with you by Snate2009-05-13 14:09:09
      Imagine it attacking humans. by veran2009-05-13 14:40:59
        Those exist and they scare the bejeezus out of me! by Snate2009-05-13 14:43:08
          Parasitoids are worse. by morenna2009-05-13 19:26:59
          Parasites are *everywhere* by PeKaJe2009-05-13 15:17:26
          *shambles up with straw, gestures towards ear* by firehawk2009-05-13 14:53:47
            Would that make firehawk an earworm? (n/t) by bitflipper2009-05-13 15:09:54
              More like brainworm. by firehawk2009-05-13 15:18:01
Currently 85DegF by bitflipper2009-05-13 13:40:47
  If you see the old bat from down the street riding by Adiplomat2009-05-13 18:36:20
  good luck hon.. I hope nothing bad happens *hugs* (n/t) by Garrinka2009-05-13 15:34:47
    Thanks! by bitflipper2009-05-13 15:52:33
  is your bunker well stocked?? by robertltux2009-05-13 15:29:00
    Not really by bitflipper2009-05-13 15:45:26
      yeah but having your house hovered by robertltux2009-05-13 16:07:09
  You're off to see the wizard? by firehawk2009-05-13 14:52:11
    That rapid a temperature drop by bitflipper2009-05-13 14:54:35
      You need one of these. by firehawk2009-05-13 15:24:43
        Hrm... by Lethosos2009-05-13 16:31:44
          Others have crashed a truck into one. by firehawk2009-05-13 16:43:45
            True. by Lethosos2009-05-13 16:53:20
              People have created >20' diameter domes by firehawk2009-05-13 23:11:41
Quck poll! by hadji2009-05-13 13:08:15
  Donuts (n/t) by JaR2009-05-13 15:27:24
  Obligatory Link.... by dwarf_sfu2009-05-13 15:26:26
    Obligatory clicky for the lazy: by RetiQlum22009-05-13 15:45:55
  squishy by confused.brit2009-05-13 15:03:35
  Ω) моча крысы (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 14:45:21
    ...rat urine? (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-13 14:57:59
      I was waiting for someone to translate that. :) (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 15:14:30
        There are the days I ould use some... by Lethosos2009-05-13 15:17:39
          *snicker* (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 15:18:20
  A) Red. by RetiQlum22009-05-13 14:06:08
  F) Oxygen by Nea2009-05-13 13:56:04
  All the above! by schwing12009-05-13 13:53:58
    Red Blinking Squishy Boomies? (n/t) by Snate2009-05-13 13:55:39
      Ya know if you replace the "m" with a "b" ya get by Snate2009-05-13 13:56:51
        before I even read your reply by Rogue19712009-05-13 14:36:58
          Blinking? by bitflipper2009-05-13 14:52:18
            *snerk* (n/t) by Snate2009-05-13 14:53:49
  d) explosions (n/t) by Freakazoid2009-05-13 13:25:05
    Oh yeah! Boomies! (n/t) by bitflipper2009-05-13 13:26:02
  D) Old English, 24 pt. by bitflipper2009-05-13 13:13:13
  d) gropey (n/t) by Rogue19712009-05-13 13:12:50
    Wasn't that the dwarf that got kicked out? (n/t) by bitflipper2009-05-13 13:13:49
  What's a 'quck'? (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-13 13:10:03
    I donno... what's aquck with you? (n/t) by todAnthony2009-05-13 13:29:27
    A zombie duck? (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 13:13:21
      No, we go "quuuuuuuuaaaaaains" (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 14:45:54
    A duck on a diet? by bitflipper2009-05-13 13:11:59
    The sound a duck with a stopped up nose makes. (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-05-13 13:11:52
      The sound of one duck clppng. (n/t) by bitflipper2009-05-13 13:14:34
*falls in heap* by themadkansan2009-05-13 12:54:15
  Applies heapsort. by kahuana2009-05-13 17:06:09
  *dumps pile of slightly dog-eared but soft-n-cozy by bitflipper2009-05-13 13:09:26
  *puts pillow over TMK's head* by jpprater2009-05-13 13:06:43
    'Over'? ITYM 'under'... by kelli2172009-05-13 13:08:40
      I did mean under, yes. by jpprater2009-05-13 13:17:07
        I didn't. by firehawk2009-05-13 14:46:38
          He's just hiding his food cache again. by Lethosos2009-05-13 15:23:15
            Oi! That's my lunch you're exposing! (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 15:29:37
              You forget, his noodle ain't kosher by Lethosos2009-05-13 15:58:00
                Bah. More salt & pepper will fix it. (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 16:44:36
Possible huge discovery in prebiotic chemistry. by run.dll2009-05-13 12:34:22
  Why am I thinking this is leading to a new yoghurt by kahuana2009-05-13 16:24:49
    Exo-biotic. (n/t) by Lethosos2009-05-13 17:00:21
  Or Biology (Genetics), or both! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 13:05:39
    That depends ... At what point is it alive? by PeKaJe2009-05-13 13:32:22
Anyone else having LiveJournal connect issues? by Nea2009-05-13 12:10:22
  Thanks everyone. by Nea2009-05-13 13:01:56
  Same here. (n/t) by VivianC2009-05-13 12:30:14
  It's working fine from here... (n/t) by TheNewt2009-05-13 12:23:46
  Not since I stopped trying to connect to LJ ;-P by bitflipper2009-05-13 12:21:30
SOTM by glitch2009-05-13 12:08:53
Hoorah! (good news enclosed) by tesla_koil2009-05-13 12:05:59
  Conditional sigh of relief, but... by tskelton2009-05-13 15:27:30
  WOOHOO! \o/ (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 15:15:09
  Congrats! (n/t) by iarann2009-05-13 12:07:59
Ug, I hate performace review time. I'm currently by techi8702009-05-13 12:04:35
  (heh) We can help! Just ask us! :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 12:05:50
    I'm done my portion, I made sure to mention my by techi8702009-05-13 12:37:06
    *skribblskribblskribblskribblskribbl* by themadkansan2009-05-13 12:24:01
The One True editor is Vi! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:39:21
  edlin ... and you're a bunch of weenies. (n/t) by tskelton2009-05-13 15:28:57
  I thought that was self-evident really. (n/t) by hobbs2009-05-13 14:50:19
  Visual Studio by Khaar2009-05-13 13:51:19
  nano! (n/t) by the_diggity2009-05-13 13:31:15
  Notepad FTW!!!! by schwing12009-05-13 12:21:59
    Sanskrit, clay tablets, fingernails, uphill, by themadkansan2009-05-13 12:26:00
      You had WRITING? by pas512009-05-13 12:54:56
        Luxury by basher202009-05-13 12:59:03
        Me had no language. me have to mime! by Adiplomat2009-05-13 12:58:18
          *Hangs Adiplomat upside down in scorpion pit* by basher202009-05-13 14:00:58
          *points to cave paintings* by bitflipper2009-05-13 13:06:40
            *changes color to match environment* by RetiQlum22009-05-13 13:28:18
  meh nothing more then geek cred by tesla_koil2009-05-13 12:01:51
    :s/then/than/g by Twitchh2009-05-13 13:41:01
  If you can't arrange the inodes by hand by bitflipper2009-05-13 11:58:45
  No, the One True Editor is by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 11:55:16
    The Washington Post might beg to differ... (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:58:22
      "Oh, please sir, may we differ? Please please?" by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 12:00:16
  *DDs Adiplomat's line* by joresgump2009-05-13 11:52:33
    *snerk!* (n/t) by morenna2009-05-13 12:03:20
  You are number 6 ! by cokish2009-05-13 11:43:43
  Oi vey. Here We Go Again... by themadkansan2009-05-13 11:41:13
    I felt like starting a "simian episode", by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:44:29
      Heh. by themadkansan2009-05-13 11:48:44
  Vee-Ai, or Vai? (n/t) by vdp2009-05-13 11:40:56
    Lee-Vai. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-13 11:42:09
      Nai-Kee (n/t) by ttlogic2009-05-13 12:34:23
The cats are bored! by joresgump2009-05-13 11:21:19
  the "bored cats" one for twolumps was monday's by Freakazoid2009-05-13 11:22:22
    so... by joresgump2009-05-13 11:51:02
      ya, twolumps has been updating a bit later by Freakazoid2009-05-13 11:58:46
Aaarg! Annoying. Multi-Threaded apps are annoying by Freakazoid2009-05-13 11:20:02
  wheefun! mysterious breakage... by Freakazoid2009-05-13 12:46:51
    there we go by Freakazoid2009-05-13 13:11:08
    *mixes up wiring* by themadkansan2009-05-13 12:52:31
  but they are so very very useful! by subbywan2009-05-13 11:38:06
  I've been doing a multithreaded (Swing) GUI ... by cokish2009-05-13 11:23:38
    I would have loved to keep this single threaded by Freakazoid2009-05-13 11:30:58
Not quite the UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 10:46:49
  I read a *superb* article in Analog (the Science by twixt2009-05-13 13:43:46
  I cite 220 years of US governance by bitflipper2009-05-13 11:10:21
    Prohibition, I can see. by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 11:24:13
      Fine. Steal my weasel-word loophole. ;-P by bitflipper2009-05-13 11:37:46
        True by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 11:45:52
          OTOH: Armed revolution can be a rational decision. by RetiQlum22009-05-13 16:05:35
  Far too situational. If it's jaywalking, no by Adiplomat2009-05-13 10:55:00
    I'm not clear on that. by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 10:57:55
      My point is, that for some things no consideration by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:08:50
        I'm not quite certain that by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 11:17:55
          My postulation, given your setup, was that by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:23:28
            No, the setup explicitly states: by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 11:25:49
              Then I'll bow out. by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:35:47
                I'm sorry about that by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 11:40:40
                  Didn't mean permanently, just this one. by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:46:29
                    *offers Adiplomat by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 11:49:11
UF going on hiatus June & July by Illiad2009-05-13 10:40:50
  go, rest, clear the mind and soul by Blindman2009-05-13 20:25:58
  Take care. See you when you get back. (n/t) by Sharku2009-05-13 20:17:49
  go for it. by cyberspooked2009-05-13 17:43:53
  {{{{{{Illiad}}}}}} by firehawk2009-05-13 14:50:13
  Sounds like a good plan, boss by purplepineapple2009-05-13 14:34:27
  Recharge batteries, dude! by ppyo2009-05-13 14:28:15
    Wait, Illiad's a *guy*?!? </meme> (n/t) by bitflipper2009-05-13 14:30:01
  Sounds good. Take care of yourself! (n/t) by Concept2009-05-13 14:21:56
  Good idea. by spud2009-05-13 13:49:33
  Take some time, take care of you and yours. by Twitchh2009-05-13 13:49:33
  See ya in a couple of months. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-13 13:39:02
  Frankly, it's about time. We were actually getting by SouthpawPL2009-05-13 13:16:42
    Mazel Tov is most definately the wrong phrase. by RetiQlum22009-05-13 13:38:46
      I thought so too but don't know enough to say so by Snate2009-05-13 13:51:13
        Hmmm, the only excuse SouthpawPL might have other by Snate2009-05-13 13:54:33
  Take all the time you need. We'll be here. by radiowave9112009-05-13 13:13:25
  {{{illiad}}} Enjoy your time off. by Peace_man2009-05-13 12:54:42
  As I have said before, and others before me... by kc5sdy2009-05-13 12:43:33
  Enjoy your well deserved break by VivianC2009-05-13 12:32:33
    I second the motion! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-13 16:00:27
  {{{Illiad}}} by ttlogic2009-05-13 12:31:44
  {{{{{Illiad}}}}} (n/t) by TheNewt2009-05-13 12:25:32
  {{{ Illiad + Family }}} by iarann2009-05-13 12:22:57
  Take good care of you and your family. Get well! ( (n/t) by callithrix2009-05-13 12:18:19
  I said it before, I'll say it again by Hieraco2009-05-13 12:13:58
  {{{Illiad}}} by Nea2009-05-13 12:08:19
  With All respect sir Get some rest by joecrouse2009-05-13 11:51:42
  Good luck {{{Illiad}}} by MadJo2009-05-13 11:47:02
  {{{Illiad}} by KeineAhnung2009-05-13 11:45:56
  Hmmm, you could extend the IFAW for a while. by esbita2009-05-13 11:36:57
    This teaches me to read the whole thread. (n/t) by esbita2009-05-13 11:37:54
  {{{Illiad}}} by esbita2009-05-13 11:35:07
  Understandable that you might want a break. by morenna2009-05-13 11:33:05
  {{{{{JD & family}}}}} by shargo2009-05-13 11:30:19
  I hope this will give you some clearance by Spisefisken2009-05-13 11:29:18
  Have a good break. Get some rest and enjoy the by techi8702009-05-13 11:20:40
  {{{{Illiad}}}} by joresgump2009-05-13 11:20:25
  {{{Illiad}}} (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-05-13 11:18:21
  Just a thought by imrambi2009-05-13 11:18:18
  Take care of yourself and your family by schwing12009-05-13 11:17:25
  Take care. We'll be here when you come back. by owh2009-05-13 11:09:58
    Was that a threat or a warning? :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:11:03
      Actually, an earnest promise. (n/t) by owh2009-05-13 11:53:43
        ...frankly given. (n/t) by bitflipper2009-05-13 11:55:02
          Oy! Ernest, keep Frank out of my wallet! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:59:44
      Yes (n/t) by imrambi2009-05-13 11:38:08
        Oh my Kosh! ;-) (n/t) by owh2009-05-13 11:52:49
  {{{Illiad}}} Take care of things personal, we by NDwight2009-05-13 11:06:43
  Understood by krisguy2009-05-13 10:59:19
  I'll do the comic! ;-) by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 10:58:56
    Good use for IFAW here... by Sonri2009-05-13 11:12:34
      No time, because JD would have had to by Adiplomat2009-05-13 11:14:48
        The contest is running by imrambi2009-05-13 11:49:40
          I'd better get busy then... by Sonri2009-05-13 13:24:26
  {{{Illiad}}} (n/t) by hadji2009-05-13 10:58:16
  {{{{{{{{{{Illiad}}}}}}}}}} by maddriver2009-05-13 10:57:34
  {{do what you and your family need to do and by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 10:56:40
    Note: no word about the rum in the filing cabinet, by bitflipper2009-05-13 11:15:20
      Don't worry, I took care of that a few days ago.:) by SaylorA2009-05-13 11:28:06
        So, *that's* why the rum's always gone! (n/t) by bitflipper2009-05-13 11:39:06
          Hey, what can I say? I'm A Saylor! :) (n/t) by SaylorA2009-05-13 11:44:24
  {{{Illiad}}} by aprylmae2009-05-13 10:56:19
  Take the sabbatical; you deserve it by bitflipper2009-05-13 10:53:29
  {{{{{{{Illiad}}}}}}} by Snate2009-05-13 10:45:59
  If you like I will create the June and by Lab Rat2009-05-13 10:45:53
    If you want to use any of my photos, let me know. by Myke2009-05-13 11:18:46
      Likewise, I've got a few good ones, too. (n/t) by Sonri2009-05-13 12:27:38
        I will let y'all know. Thanks (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-13 14:04:01
    Yes please Lab Rat! by Illiad2009-05-13 10:47:00
      You're quite welcome. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-13 10:48:59
        How about August? That needs to be done by Klaranth2009-05-13 11:18:07
  Have a nice break, and refresh yourself. by Adiplomat2009-05-13 10:45:21
<snrk> "Could not reproduce." (n/t) by werehatrack2009-05-13 10:17:14
  Yeah. I'm gonna have trouble with every by bitflipper2009-05-13 10:55:12
  That'll give me a different by MarthVader2009-05-13 10:21:40
    Plus a while for the child to start talking well by Snate2009-05-13 10:32:41
I have Twizzlers on my desk. by hactar the uhhh2009-05-13 10:04:14
  You must advance in your training, young paduan by andyz2009-05-13 10:27:46
  On behalf of your co-workers, I thank you... by werehatrack2009-05-13 10:12:58
  You have no Twizzlers on your desk. by pas512009-05-13 10:11:50
    So one of the great mysteries of mathematics solve by basher202009-05-13 10:16:01
      Time is not the deciding factor in that case. by Adiplomat2009-05-13 10:17:56
        Stop pouring math on my Twizzlers! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-05-13 10:19:31
          Not quite as appetizing now, right? (heh) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 10:27:41
    Mah Tweezlers! They have vaneeshed! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-05-13 10:13:20
      You mean by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 10:15:57
        You again! by hactar the uhhh2009-05-13 10:16:57
          Und ve have by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 10:17:27
            hReally, MattshewDBA, vould chou like to by Adiplomat2009-05-13 10:20:51
              Major Burkhalter FTW by basher202009-05-13 10:35:14
                He was a General. (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2009-05-13 13:12:54
            Und ve haff by hactar the uhhh2009-05-13 10:19:03
How to know when youve had to much sugar by joecrouse2009-05-13 09:52:39
  Hooray for hyperglycemia! (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-13 11:24:15
That annoying friends show gets remade... by veran2009-05-13 09:35:25
3g turbo stick? by Rogue19712009-05-13 09:23:10
  It's you by y2kdragon2009-05-13 09:24:38
    *runs by Rogue1971 at warp nine* by firehawk2009-05-13 14:55:39
I feel like absolute crap! by kc5sdy2009-05-13 09:07:19
  Thank you all for your kind words. by kc5sdy2009-05-13 12:40:48
  Maybe you were over-prepared. by da-gimp2009-05-13 11:42:58
  Sudden stressful situations can manke Anyone by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 10:51:57
  It happens. by callithrix2009-05-13 10:41:24
  Been there, done that. by carthax2009-05-13 10:27:40
  It happens. Cut yourself some slack. by morenna2009-05-13 10:19:28
  Everybody has a moment like that somewhere in life by Adiplomat2009-05-13 10:00:38
  Did he just stop breathing or was there no by techi8702009-05-13 09:54:34
  As has been said, it happens. by werehatrack2009-05-13 09:43:00
  It happens. Don't beat yourself up. {{{kc5sdy}}} (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-13 09:42:15
  Don't beat yourself up. by Illiad2009-05-13 09:36:18
  First Do No Harm by robertltux2009-05-13 09:33:57
  It can happen by DesertRat662009-05-13 09:26:03
  Some part of you didn't think you were ready. by kelli2172009-05-13 09:19:28
  {{{{{kc5sdy}}}}} by aprylmae2009-05-13 09:19:00
  Sometimes that can happen by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 09:18:51
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-05-13 09:00:08
Cap-and-trade? by merlin2009-05-13 08:59:13
  Wait. by kelli2172009-05-13 14:46:52
    Not to worry. by Peace_man2009-05-13 15:22:43
  I may be wrong, but I can only think of 4 ways to by SaylorA2009-05-13 13:39:06
    Other problems with Wind and Nuclear by rfrovarp2009-05-13 14:29:08
      s/in the works/prefectly viable already by Nightwind2009-05-13 15:33:09
    In today's economy, building power plants by Peace_man2009-05-13 13:45:40
    Then you run into trouble with Earth First by DesertRat662009-05-13 13:43:53
  For those who would like to learn more by vdp2009-05-13 11:18:16
  What cap and trade does by basher202009-05-13 10:30:49
  excessive fear-mongering... by deadweasle2009-05-13 10:16:56
    First, it's actually an op-ed piece, not just a by merlin2009-05-13 11:44:00
    Oh, but don't you realize that the sheeple MUST be by Adiplomat2009-05-13 10:26:44
  It's a decent article, by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 10:09:28
    I took that to mean the place/country that produce by SaylorA2009-05-13 11:34:54
      I wonder about the size by rfrovarp2009-05-13 12:24:58
      I took it sort-of the same way, but instead of by merlin2009-05-13 11:41:13
        I hadn't thought of that approach. by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 11:48:37
          It's a false dilemma fallacy by vdp2009-05-13 11:52:16
            Or just a simple warning by DesertRat662009-05-13 13:10:08
        Which is an opinion whith no evidence to support by vdp2009-05-13 11:47:27
          True, he would need to name the location for it to by SaylorA2009-05-13 11:49:57
  I love this part by DesertRat662009-05-13 09:19:57
    Look at where that's coming from. by werehatrack2009-05-13 10:10:15
      Poison well fallacy by DesertRat662009-05-13 13:20:39
        Source of the quote... by firehawk2009-05-13 15:07:31
    Wait, I thought cap-and-trade was good. (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-13 09:23:02
      Good for what? by Peace_man2009-05-13 12:29:35
        I need some backup for the assertion I quote below by Adiplomat2009-05-13 13:04:23
          I'm making the assumption that those by Peace_man2009-05-13 13:19:48
      Cap and Trade is a great way for big companies to by Twitchh2009-05-13 09:45:19
      That's what they're trying to sell it as by DesertRat662009-05-13 09:42:59
        Who is "they"? by kelli2172009-05-13 13:19:08
          Anyone who markets it as a good thing (n/t) by DesertRat662009-05-13 14:00:14
            And the best alternative is what? by kelli2172009-05-13 14:33:06
      For months I've wondered exactly what it was. by SaylorA2009-05-13 09:38:12
Using PDF job option files in Linux by SnappingTurtle2009-05-13 08:57:41
OBG from the inbox: The mama test by Rogue19712009-05-13 08:45:51
  LOL Absolutely Wonderful ! (n/t) by jwaldron2009-05-13 09:25:41
  Smart kid by y2kdragon2009-05-13 08:59:06
  *gives Rogue1971 "mama points"* by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 08:53:51
PSA, when talking to someone on IM by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 08:39:35
  Also, keep the windows for your boss and your by spud2009-05-13 13:56:14
    I bet! :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 14:24:30
      I'll say. by DesiredUsername2009-05-18 00:41:48
  +5% geek points, +30% nerd points. :+) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 09:17:23
  Nope. You keep your geek points. by Peace_man2009-05-13 08:41:55
    Scylla,Charybdis meet Classic_Jon... :) (n/t) by Sharku2009-05-13 08:45:00
      *Takes a bow* Now get off my lawn! *shakes cane* by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 08:46:58
Is schlockmercenary down for anyone else? by SnArL2009-05-13 08:30:48
  AAAAND now it works by SnArL2009-05-13 08:33:33
    mojo. 8D (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-13 08:34:12
  works in MOFN. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-05-13 08:32:28
  Ok here. (n/t) by techi8702009-05-13 08:31:44
C4!c4!c4! by postaljohn2009-05-13 08:23:44
Democrats: CIA is out to get us by DesertRat662009-05-13 08:15:48
  Other foot? Are you saying the CIA was out to get by kahuana2009-05-13 16:02:32
    No... by DesertRat662009-05-13 19:56:35
    Also: Since when was the CIA's mandate domestic? by kahuana2009-05-13 16:03:28
  Does anyone have a link to the document itself? (n/t) by SaylorA2009-05-13 09:58:08
  To be fair, by djones99602009-05-13 08:55:12
    They're politicians by DesertRat662009-05-13 09:50:41
      Congress asked for it. by RetiQlum22009-05-13 14:05:26
        I think the saying "Be careful what you ask for by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 14:22:31
      True by djones99602009-05-13 13:04:39
        2. it's not stupidity by DesertRat662009-05-13 13:15:57
          Simplified series of events: by Peace_man2009-05-13 13:41:14
            ?? um...Obama *was* pushing for the by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 14:16:37
              I'm not sure where you got that first by Peace_man2009-05-13 15:48:57
            #1 is wrong by rfrovarp2009-05-13 14:15:29
            Oh and your #2 and 3 by DesertRat662009-05-13 14:08:12
              He wanted disclosure, but not prosecution. by Peace_man2009-05-13 16:02:51
            He's talked out of both sides of his mouth on this by DesertRat662009-05-13 14:03:58
              Moonbat? by JaR2009-05-13 16:09:51
      DR66, you've nailed it;. by SaylorA2009-05-13 09:57:32
      /nods in agreement. (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-13 09:54:21
    If you read further in on the linked article's 2nd by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 09:04:47
  This quote is what really gets me... by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 08:32:52
    You know the Congressional Mentality though by DesertRat662009-05-13 08:36:58
      *sends Judge Dredd into the House and Senate* by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 08:41:17
        California has term limits. by postaljohn2009-05-13 09:37:13
          But at the same time a reasonable term limit will by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 10:34:56
            Some for MUCH longer than that. by Adiplomat2009-05-13 10:39:24
              You can't blame the senators for that though. by subbywan2009-05-13 10:41:32
                They could retire by rfrovarp2009-05-13 14:21:14
                  what's their incentive? by subbywan2009-05-13 19:29:01
                I agree but I also think that part of it is that by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 11:04:20
                  Agreed on the impetus, but that's rather the point by subbywan2009-05-13 11:57:28
                    But that again goes back to the circular by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 14:02:23
                      Yup, politician is not supposed to be a career by Snate2009-05-13 14:15:08
  Interesting by schwing12009-05-13 08:26:45
WTF by joecrouse2009-05-13 08:15:16
  As bogus as "it's not you, it's me" by owh2009-05-13 11:50:24
  That is a lame excuse. Sorry but a by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 11:39:25
  clearly they are poopyheads. {{{joecrouse}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-05-13 10:32:09
  {{{{{joecrouse}}}}} by hactar the uhhh2009-05-13 10:01:52
  thats a "i don't want to hire this guy" excuse by robertltux2009-05-13 09:43:02
  {{{{{{{joecrouse}}}}}}} (n/t) by Snate2009-05-13 08:59:38
Looking for a short story, by toysbfun2009-05-13 07:55:19
  Sounds like Little Brother by Nightwind2009-05-13 14:49:23
  if it's possibly by Cory Doctorow by Freakazoid2009-05-13 08:09:55
Job openings by SSpiffy2009-05-13 07:53:38
Attn: Karl_Henrik - Did you get my mail? (n/t) by Bonzo2009-05-13 07:46:15
UF Philosophy Corner: Ethics by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 07:41:02
  No black and white answer but... by tallastro2009-05-13 09:20:50
    Good point about the IQ. by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 09:54:31
      Still no problem with presenting it. by tallastro2009-05-13 11:25:46
      Vegetative state doesn't really count as living... by Khaar2009-05-13 10:45:23
        I'd disagree by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 10:52:05
          Hence my "every person is different" argument. by Khaar2009-05-13 11:17:02
            I might; I'm not sure. by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 11:28:10
  there are no guarantees in medicine by voxwoman2009-05-13 08:51:36
  Sure, it's ethical to *offer* the treatment by bitflipper2009-05-13 07:59:31
    I don't think it's the same as by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 08:09:56
      What about an amputation? by bitflipper2009-05-13 08:30:06
        Another treatment to look at by geomin2009-05-13 09:41:38
          I think the difference between those treatments by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 09:51:53
            I don't know by geomin2009-05-13 10:01:01
        That's a good point. by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 08:43:31
          I believe that, without experiencing the seizures, by bitflipper2009-05-13 09:38:23
            Your case might simply imply by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 09:45:12
              True, but his case stands out as the exception, by bitflipper2009-05-13 10:18:58
        I'll ammend that, just a bit by bitflipper2009-05-13 08:37:51
  it would be unethical NOT to offer by aprylmae2009-05-13 07:51:54
    Why would it be unethical not to offer it? by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 07:58:36
      whether or not the consequences are truly by aprylmae2009-05-13 08:15:24
        Does the doctor not have by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 08:23:50
          At a few points in my life it seemed like a viable by bitflipper2009-05-13 08:48:02
            A doctor might argue to himself: by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 08:55:20
              It's back to the Hippocratic Oath, isn't it? by bitflipper2009-05-13 09:46:23
                Assisted suicide is an interesting one by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 09:50:41
                  Include euthenasia in that discussion, or not? by bitflipper2009-05-13 10:21:16
                    Good question by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 10:34:11
          technically by aprylmae2009-05-13 08:30:27
            I didn't mean to imply that they needed by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 08:34:34
              not quite by aprylmae2009-05-13 08:41:32
                Why is that? by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 08:45:50
      Each person is different. by Khaar2009-05-13 08:13:12
        In bitflipper's post by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 08:21:06
          For the *prescription* of regimens, yes by bitflipper2009-05-13 08:40:23
          In a way. by Khaar2009-05-13 08:39:18
            If the doctor judges that a treatment by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 08:50:13
              I have to answer *that*? by Khaar2009-05-13 09:01:24
                I think I see what you're trying to say. by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 09:13:10
                  Pretty much. by Khaar2009-05-13 09:28:56
                    Okay, fair enough. by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 09:49:47
                      Well... by Khaar2009-05-13 11:26:27
      The relevant sections of the Hippocratic Oath by bitflipper2009-05-13 08:05:24
        Ooh, good one, thanks! by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 08:11:21
  Simple: decision is yours. by Khaar2009-05-13 07:46:11
    Ethics are involved any time by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 07:56:14
    I agree, provided you are given full disclosure by SaylorA2009-05-13 07:53:10
      Agreed, it would be unethical to *not* by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 09:07:11
The Shellophone and the Ronald Ray Gun by mridenour2009-05-13 07:24:38
  The Ronald Ray Gun... by mridenour2009-05-13 11:19:51
  Sigmond the Sea Monster. by SaylorA2009-05-13 07:28:11
    Heh, I can sing the theme song even now... by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 08:52:41
      There's nothing like a day out on the beach by basher202009-05-13 08:58:39
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm by aprylmae2009-05-13 07:20:22
  That's like...cereal gone utterly bad, isn't it? by bitflipper2009-05-13 07:25:26
    but grape nuts are wonderful by aprylmae2009-05-13 07:28:46
      Life Cereal by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 07:43:40
      Finally I'm not a poopyhead! :o) by morenna2009-05-13 07:35:14
        oatmeal is awesome too by aprylmae2009-05-13 07:41:39
          Yeah, I can't make it as good as grandma either. by morenna2009-05-13 07:45:02
  I like yogurt with granola. (n/t) by techi8702009-05-13 07:23:12
If anyone has any spare good luck vibes I could by justncase2009-05-13 07:13:20
  Well that's one way out I suppose. by justncase2009-05-13 11:33:28
  Good v v v v v v vibes.... (n/t) by jwaldron2009-05-13 09:27:33
    thanks. :) (n/t) by justncase2009-05-13 11:27:53
Tech jobs in MA.US by LenTheLurker2009-05-13 07:00:31
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-05-13 06:56:56
I don't believe you, you're not the truth... (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-13 06:53:38
  "You can't handle the truth!" by Classic_Jon2009-05-13 11:05:52
  No one could look as good as you. (n/t) by aprylmae2009-05-13 07:29:34
    :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-13 07:31:43
  You are invalid data (n/t) by bitflipper2009-05-13 06:59:15
  "You are not the truth" by SnappingTurtle2009-05-13 06:57:06
    Please put that in the Conundrums post by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 06:58:22
      Done, assuming... by SnappingTurtle2009-05-13 07:22:51
        But what is truth? Is truth unchanging law? by bitflipper2009-05-13 07:27:02
how to reward mediocrity or to gather a crowd by dennismv2009-05-13 06:31:31
  non-winning prize categories by drdlord2009-05-13 07:49:37
  Random draw door prizes? by mridenour2009-05-13 07:12:46
  Split the group into teams by basher202009-05-13 06:41:09
  What kind of event? (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-13 06:39:31
    programming contest by dennismv2009-05-13 07:30:19
      Then go with basher20's idea and split them into by Twitchh2009-05-13 07:36:45
        that is great by dennismv2009-05-13 07:44:04
          Then all you can really do is make different by Twitchh2009-05-13 08:01:28
  add a momentum of chance to the game by karl-henrik2009-05-13 06:35:46
Registers domain : by klar_at_work2009-05-13 06:14:42
  rly? (n/t) by Buzzin2009-05-13 06:54:53
  Huh. I'm surprised it's available. by bitflipper2009-05-13 06:39:04
    Not disgruntled with JD or the mods, by klar_at_work2009-05-13 07:03:43
      Fair enough by bitflipper2009-05-13 07:23:40
        s/days/weeks/ :P by klar_at_work2009-05-13 07:46:14
          Well, yeah, that too. :grin: by bitflipper2009-05-13 08:08:50
There. I sort of fixed the keyboard key... by Khaar2009-05-13 06:14:08
I'm really surprised by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 06:11:03
Impressed by Iowa Capitol Police by SnappingTurtle2009-05-13 05:35:49
  So what happened then? by Twitchh2009-05-13 06:52:03
    I gave them my knife... by SnappingTurtle2009-05-13 06:56:04
      Cool. I'm especially impressed that you got it by Twitchh2009-05-13 07:06:21
        Actually, most midwestern states' government by SaylorA2009-05-13 07:21:19
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-05-13 04:55:55
*gets materials* by RedIon2009-05-13 04:53:02
  *peeks inside* Oooooo, this looks nice. by SaylorA2009-05-13 06:40:25
  Which side is the lock on? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 05:39:42
    The inside... duh... by RedIon2009-05-13 05:45:29
  (Promptly eats the shed, uses his tongue to pick by ShadowSystems2009-05-13 05:37:02
    *snaps fingers* by RedIon2009-05-13 05:44:01
      *pokes sign* by Khaar2009-05-13 06:24:15
        "nothing happens here" (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-13 10:29:35
  The sane zone is inside, right? (n/t) by vectorz2009-05-13 05:21:48
    Either that or it's the place by Sonri2009-05-13 05:29:36
      correction: is on the inside, not in on the inside (n/t) by Sonri2009-05-13 06:54:34
      Yes, it is a place to let out the insanity. by RedIon2009-05-13 05:31:32
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-05-13 04:00:03
  ATTN: W:ETians: Help improve the W:ET Wiki by Vidi2009-05-13 06:42:10
Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet, eating her by bobmon2009-05-13 03:53:34
  Ewww (n/t) by intrinsic2009-05-13 04:38:40
  Ewww! by y2kdragon2009-05-13 03:59:15
    I never got the concept of a store selling by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 05:48:27
      actually, sometimes they do mean fat-free oil by morenna2009-05-13 05:55:40
        Interestingly, by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 06:11:53
    It was supposed to be "healthy" for me. Hmph. (n/t) by bobmon2009-05-13 04:05:13
      Of course, for those of us for whom whey is by Havoc2009-05-13 04:47:07
        whey protein != lactose by morenna2009-05-13 05:53:35
          Depends on the manufacturing method by PeKaJe2009-05-13 06:36:19
            Cool! Thanks for the info! :-) (n/t) by morenna2009-05-13 07:00:15
        Quality whey protein should have no lactose by PeKaJe2009-05-13 05:21:24
Probably not "news" for you GRRM fans by oedlan2009-05-13 03:52:43
  Bah! He's not ugly enough! (n/t) by Divide By Zero2009-05-13 11:11:36
I finally get to see star trek today. by woodburn2009-05-13 03:47:54
  :(. We have an IMAX theatre in town. by kahuana2009-05-13 16:39:44
  Hope you enjoy it. by mpicklesimer12009-05-13 06:55:58
    I know the rules of geekyness says that you have by woodburn2009-05-13 08:09:52
      How about B5 -vs- DS9? ;-) (n/t) by owh2009-05-13 11:28:01
  probably gonna go see it in IMAX this weekend by Freakazoid2009-05-13 06:07:42
  I'm envious, the IMAX near here closed. by Sonri2009-05-13 04:09:22
    The IMAX near here is 2 hours away. (n/t) by woodburn2009-05-13 04:14:13
      The one closest now is about as far away by Sonri2009-05-13 06:56:28
<Deleted><Deleted>2009-05-13 03:47:59
  Oh... good idea. by vectorz2009-05-13 04:29:07
    You gonna open up tomorrow? by Hieraco2009-05-13 05:39:55
  Mod'd: That time of day. (n/t) by Tyop2009-05-13 03:48:27
  I get this... by y2kdragon2009-05-13 03:37:15
    I get this... by RedIon2009-05-13 04:45:23
  *Walks into Illiways* by davydd2009-05-13 03:14:36
  Whups, MODS (Duplicate postings) by Hieraco2009-05-13 03:04:58
No one expects the inquisition!! by Electric Storm2009-05-13 02:11:27
  The inquisirors probably do. by Arivia2009-05-13 07:03:44
  I gave somebody a 4hr interview last month. by inittab2009-05-13 05:03:56
    interesting thought... by Electric Storm2009-05-13 22:10:46
  4 hours? Good luck. by davydd2009-05-13 02:50:54
    true... by Electric Storm2009-05-13 03:43:49
  *Hopes Electric_Storm will get a comfy chair* (n/t) by ttlogic2009-05-13 02:23:21
    I parsed that as 'comfy electric chair'. by Khaar2009-05-13 04:24:27
      Nah. Comfy materials don't conduct too well. by ttlogic2009-05-13 04:40:36
    Hopes for comfy job! by Electric Storm2009-05-13 02:35:31
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by vectorz2009-05-13 01:39:44
  Iced BAS for me by davydd2010-07-08 03:26:57
  Iced BAS for me by davydd2010-07-08 03:15:44
  Morning everyone. by Nea2009-05-13 08:47:22
  Morning all, JBM please? (n/t) by vampire2009-05-13 06:08:13
  I'll be in the Angry Dome, then gone. by firehawk2009-05-13 04:17:05
    "Do not distrb" by vectorz2009-05-13 04:27:38
      *eats the tankard* by firehawk2009-05-13 15:19:32
  *Y2KDragon walks into Illiways* by y2kdragon2009-05-13 03:36:29
    *helps to stand up again and guides to comfy chair by vectorz2009-05-13 04:26:06
      You do realize by Sonri2009-05-13 04:45:54
        Of course by vectorz2009-05-13 05:19:40
          You might be assuming too much (n/t) by Sonri2009-05-13 05:30:12
  *Walks into Illiways* by davydd2009-05-13 03:15:28
    *serves coffee* by vectorz2009-05-13 04:24:16
      *slurrrp* by davydd2009-05-13 04:34:17
        We got some reality dampers in the attic by vectorz2009-05-13 05:18:38
          Next time someone goes and creates a new universe by davydd2009-05-13 06:04:14
    You do that a lot, don't you? by Spisefisken2009-05-13 03:26:46
  <Deleted><Deleted>2009-05-13 03:46:01
  <Deleted><Deleted>2009-05-13 03:46:17
    mod'd: Triple (n/t) by Tyop2009-05-13 03:47:17
    MODS - 3am strikes again - T-t-triple post by davydd2009-05-13 03:38:26
<Deleted><Deleted>2009-05-13 04:04:52
  don't the paychecks depend on you sometimes? (n/t) by Nightwind2009-05-13 15:15:01
  *shrugs* by bitflipper2009-05-13 06:20:18
    i HAVE the data. by klar_at_work2009-05-13 07:00:51
      That's the best you can do, then by bitflipper2009-05-13 07:43:05
  Register your name as a domain name... by SnappingTurtle2009-05-13 05:57:08
  Mod'd: Slur towads a specific demographic group. ( (n/t) by Tyop2009-05-13 04:06:32
    s/wads/wards/ :P (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-05-13 05:29:42
  I feel your pain by RojSmith2009-05-13 03:57:20
    I have worse news by y2kdragon2009-05-13 04:00:34
  Granted, we're a mess over here... by firehawk2009-05-13 03:54:51
    agreed (n/t) by aprylmae2009-05-13 05:36:34
    See? No Dutch. by klar_at_work2009-05-13 03:58:10
      My response wasn't a joke. (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 03:58:43
        The best way to counter this kind of frustrations by klar_at_work2009-05-13 04:05:43
          Well, I got the joke. by aix tom2009-05-13 06:57:18
            You guys DO got humour, by klar_at_work2009-05-13 07:02:41
  Yay! Nation Bashing! by thread_killer2009-05-13 03:39:27
    May I just say, by altordwm2009-05-13 07:11:23
    Yay! Taking threads too seriously. by Sharku2009-05-13 03:53:12
      Yay! Missing the point. by firehawk2009-05-13 03:58:19
        I got the point alright. by Sharku2009-05-13 04:53:39
          I must really be out of it.. by DesiredUsername2009-05-13 05:13:44
            If we ever want to get the mods to lighten up, by klar_at_work2009-05-13 05:28:47
              PURPLE by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 05:41:52
                Green! by Khaar2009-05-13 05:51:19
                  No, not green by MatthewDBA2009-05-13 06:15:14
        cant be specific, since I dont want to have a by klar_at_work2009-05-13 04:03:04
    Duly noted. (n/t) by Tyop2009-05-13 03:50:35
  Silly klar. by Khaar2009-05-13 01:37:49
  <Deleted><Deleted>2009-05-13 03:50:53
    Mod'd: Abusive towards Americans. (n/t) by Tyop2009-05-13 03:52:05
      Might wanna consider that for the TLP as well. by firehawk2009-05-13 04:00:27
        The only smart American is the one that isnt in Am by klar_at_work2009-05-13 04:04:41
          worse (n/t) by aprylmae2009-05-13 05:51:30
            Well, that is debatable. by Klaranth2009-05-13 14:16:35
          Just as bad. (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 04:16:23
    They need it "today". by Tyop2009-05-13 01:41:26
      6 pm my time ... their early morning time. (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-05-13 03:59:10
      Simple response by y2kdragon2009-05-13 03:35:30
      Been there, done that. by davydd2009-05-13 01:54:07
        "by close of business" -> "tomorrow morning" by Khaar2009-05-13 01:58:41
          "By Friday" is a good one, too. by staticsan2009-05-13 02:55:28
Bug #167801 closed. by firehawk2009-05-13 01:13:34
  Suggestion by y2kdragon2009-05-13 03:32:07
  Well, duh. it is a stick figure, by klar_at_work2009-05-13 01:23:25
    You don't want to know. (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-13 01:24:03
Kitty owners, a question. by leejam2009-05-13 00:58:30
  Keep an eye on kitteh... by tskelton2009-05-13 15:40:54
  If it gets bigger then the kitteh will do somethin by flirkann2009-05-13 05:04:21
  Pus in puss? (n/t) by Skelwar2009-05-13 05:04:17
  imho: if the cat doesn't complain, by Klymer2009-05-13 01:05:32
    just do it regularly, and give the kitty lots of p by klar_at_work2009-05-13 01:08:23
      you mean more than the usual, um 24h a day? by Klymer2009-05-13 01:58:37
  Been there, done that ... by ideur2009-05-13 01:05:22
I suddenly crave a case of "Bewbs"... by ShadowSystems2009-05-13 00:52:53
  Do they come in Sizes? by joecrouse2009-05-13 16:22:43
    And here I was thinking A, B, C, D... :-) (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-13 16:30:36
      Too many letters to get to usefull sizes. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-13 22:00:20
  Right up your alley, eh? by klar_at_work2009-05-13 01:27:06
    The "Stupid American" decides to ignore you. (n/t) by ShadowSystems2009-05-13 05:41:46
Don't you hate it when... by owh2009-05-13 00:10:16
Attn: DesertRat66 by firehawk2009-05-13 00:05:45
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-05-13 00:02:47
  Electrolux (googled because of timeout) by RetiQlum22009-05-13 15:39:40
    The Seven Samurai by DesiredUsername2009-05-13 16:13:45
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-05-13 00:00:57
  In my travels by basher202009-05-13 12:53:03
  Arab or Japanese by kreedah2009-05-13 08:04:07
  Dunno about funny, but I love Jamaican accents. by spud2009-05-13 07:50:27
  I talked to an Indian man last week by todAnthony2009-05-13 06:21:17
  Not really "funny", but French would stand out. by Khaar2009-05-13 00:29:53
  Not actually on a call, by Hieraco2009-05-13 00:06:27
    Sounds like a "Ken Lee" moment by Purest2009-05-13 03:30:09
Translations by Nea2009-05-13 00:00:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by rikthoff2009-05-13 05:04:38
    Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-05-13 05:12:29
    Nederlands by rikthoff2009-05-13 05:08:39
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by dagabe2009-05-13 02:47:38
    by dagabe by dagabe2009-05-13 02:49:46
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-05-13 00:00:00
  We're gonna have to get rid of the second one. by RedIon2009-05-13 00:04:14
    And the fourth. by firehawk2009-05-13 00:04:53
      How about : by klar_at_work2009-05-13 01:26:23
        But that wouldn't take all that much by robertltux2009-05-13 07:10:23
  TomCruiseshaggedIanFlemminginthelibraryLeavinganem by Hieraco2009-05-13 00:02:14
  TomCruiseshaggedIanFlemminginthelibraryLeavinganem by vectorz2009-05-13 00:01:50

 

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