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Cartoon for May 12, 2009
Strip for May 12, 2009
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To all you folks going through exams these days: by Klaranth2009-05-12 23:31:51
I'm gonna take doggies for a walk then by Lab Rat2009-05-12 22:56:01
Are *you* ISO 3103 compliant? (n/t) by raptor_872009-05-12 22:42:56
  Hmmm ... looks familiar. by ideur2009-05-12 23:52:01
And I leave for the night, giving you all... by Adiplomat2009-05-12 22:14:26
  Ow! He booted me in the head! (n/t) by rorajoey2009-05-14 10:59:36
  <tweety>Atta boy Dippy! by mekkanik_mike2009-05-12 23:26:09
  Well, ain't that a kick in the head... (n/t) by RedIon2009-05-12 22:54:10
  funny this is how you treat me after I got you by cyberspooked2009-05-12 22:52:43
    my turn as well... by cyberspooked2009-05-12 22:53:09
  ...mind if I lie here for a minute? (n/t) by Divide By Zero2009-05-12 22:17:10
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-05-12 22:00:01
*looks at time* !!! TTGTB! (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-12 21:51:46
Puts on headphones Puts on Nirvana Unplugged. by joecrouse2009-05-12 21:35:00
  Shouldn't headphones be plugged in to work? :-) by kahuana2009-05-12 21:45:49
    my headphones are always plugged in. by joecrouse2009-05-12 21:52:21
      Found something even more down by joecrouse2009-05-12 22:13:31
Guy was robbed at gunpoint 25 yards from my by Lab Rat2009-05-12 20:41:44
  25 Yards from the front door? by Hieraco2009-05-12 23:14:50
  {{{Lab Rat}}} Time to move maybe? (n/t) by vampire2009-05-12 22:26:13
    No need. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 22:36:56
  forget the malt liquor and rims by cyberspooked2009-05-12 21:22:56
    His idiot thug partner will prolly turn him in by Lab Rat2009-05-12 21:33:35
      Unless he turns in somebody else. (n/t) by tut2009-05-12 22:07:04
      possibly by cyberspooked2009-05-12 21:37:37
        They seem to have quite a bit. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 21:48:16
          then it shouldn't take long. (n/t) by cyberspooked2009-05-12 22:50:26
      That's how it normally works by DesertRat662009-05-12 21:36:35
  Unnerving, isn't it? by taitano2009-05-12 21:03:23
  So... you figure you're going to get away with it? by veran2009-05-12 21:02:12
    :-p (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 21:04:08
      Wonderful to have the trust of your friends, by Adiplomat2009-05-12 22:09:10
      speaking of that crossbow..... by cyberspooked2009-05-12 21:19:57
  Yikes! Glad things turned out ok. by morenna2009-05-12 20:58:58
    Remember, Lab_Rat has a crossbow. by Adiplomat2009-05-12 21:03:43
      *breaks out the bubble wrap* (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-12 21:18:28
  Why did you rob the guy and pin it on someone else (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-12 20:48:47
    *twhapp* (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 20:50:26
      If your goint to hit me at least by joecrouse2009-05-12 20:51:28
        No can do. I've a bad shoulder. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 20:54:19
          Sic Bear and Waggy on him. (n/t) by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:58:54
            Oh yeah, that'll work. NOT! by Lab Rat2009-05-12 21:03:26
              Any dog in a pink and flowery scarf is already by Adiplomat2009-05-12 21:05:42
                Boooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 21:06:22
                  Trust me, my "esthetic sensibilities" deserve by Adiplomat2009-05-12 21:09:57
                    c4 and paint by cyberspooked2009-05-12 21:17:49
        Nope. She knows (approximately) where you live. by Adiplomat2009-05-12 20:53:39
          PLEASE send the cops to pick me up by joecrouse2009-05-12 20:55:51
            *reinstalls Crabbiness 13.1.5* by firehawk2009-05-12 21:19:17
  hon you alright? *hugs and vibes*.. (n/t) by Garrinka2009-05-12 20:46:13
    Yeah, I'm good. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 20:50:58
      good to hear *hugs*... (n/t) by Garrinka2009-05-12 20:59:28
  You OK? (n/t) by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:45:39
    I'm fine. Just wound up and extra alert. by Lab Rat2009-05-12 20:49:40
  Holy c4! I take it you weren't involved? by Adiplomat2009-05-12 20:44:09
    Not involved and all is OK. by Lab Rat2009-05-12 20:48:14
      PLEASE tell me you have some cool bolts! by Adiplomat2009-05-12 21:01:46
        Yes, I do. :-D (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 21:05:09
          "8 Million Ways To Die!" so I'm not goin' with by Adiplomat2009-05-12 21:24:24
Checklist for becoming an Evil Genius/Bond Villan: by taitano2009-05-12 20:35:45
  I'm short a few items as well. by kahuana2009-05-12 21:37:11
    Get a hairless cat. by taitano2009-05-12 22:13:47
  You aren't already certifiable? <g, d & r> (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-12 21:24:00
  But do you have the t-shirt? by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:43:57
    Oh I will. . . I will. by taitano2009-05-12 20:47:28
  You'll need some laser beams... by Adiplomat2009-05-12 20:41:09
    I have three laser pointers and the plans to make by taitano2009-05-12 20:59:13
      I have access to cutting lasers. by kahuana2009-05-12 21:43:10
        The ads here should help with those. :P by Skelwar2009-05-12 22:10:04
      Chia pets taste BAD! by Adiplomat2009-05-12 21:12:00
So the post about tameles last night... by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:31:01
  I just asked someone else in your general area. by firehawk2009-05-12 21:07:07
  The gingerbeer is good though (n/t) by Nightwind2009-05-12 21:01:49
  No, now you must crave waffles! by veran2009-05-12 20:33:18
    Waffles I can make myself. by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:36:43
      There you have it. by veran2009-05-12 20:59:41
ow! by Blindman2009-05-12 20:28:22
  Personal preference: Cognac. by veran2009-05-12 20:34:39
*wakes up* by themadkansan2009-05-12 20:22:51
Attn: Murphoid. Boot to the head! Boot to the head by Adiplomat2009-05-12 20:20:55
  Who is Ke Loh Ni? (n/t) by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:22:56
    Pardon. Listened to foolish worm of student, by Adiplomat2009-05-12 20:31:05
      *snerk* that's mildly amusing (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-12 22:05:18
Begun watching: Maria sama ga miteru by veran2009-05-12 20:05:25
A&W lost me as a customer. by kahuana2009-05-12 19:14:59
  This right here is why I don't do drive-throughs. by Llyr2009-05-12 22:16:50
  Well, I am sorry you had such a bad experience. by vampire2009-05-12 20:17:58
    Do you think it would nudge them into not by kahuana2009-05-12 21:15:39
      Oh and to answer your question, by vampire2009-05-12 21:38:52
        ITC, I'll just jot a letter to Canadian corporate. by kahuana2009-05-12 21:41:29
          If you need assistance locating contact info by vampire2009-05-12 22:22:49
      It isn't as reliable as they say. by vampire2009-05-12 21:30:54
  My local by Nightwind2009-05-12 20:06:48
    Where is that? by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:33:33
      It's closed by now by Nightwind2009-05-12 20:56:49
      Our town has a combined A&W/Long John Silver's by Acrisius2009-05-12 20:52:01
        given my memmory by Nightwind2009-05-12 20:59:17
        I specifically meant the one near Nightwind. by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:57:50
          You pass two of them getting to your ladyfriend (n/t) by Nightwind2009-05-12 21:38:41
    Me too, *hides company name on his paycheck* :D (n/t) by vampire2009-05-12 20:11:18
  s5ed? Can't think of what that would be. by firehawk2009-05-12 19:18:39
    In this context, I can think of two possibilities by Acrisius2009-05-12 20:08:16
      stuffed by Nightwind2009-05-12 20:11:16
    Actually I'm more disappointed than anything. by kahuana2009-05-12 19:32:10
      Is this a tie-in to the thread about education by Peace_man2009-05-12 20:16:02
    Who's the man... by Sharku2009-05-12 19:24:13
    Oh, and they would have lost me too. by firehawk2009-05-12 19:23:54
ATTN: Retiqlum by Nightwind2009-05-12 19:05:38
  I can totally empathise. (n/t) by retiqlum22009-05-12 19:57:47
  Attn: RetiQlum2 by firehawk2009-05-12 19:06:41
Now watching: Star Trek. by veran2009-05-12 18:18:00
  Kitchen machine and I-Pod... DS9? =) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2009-05-12 20:59:22
    The one machine I saw on Star Trek that by veran2009-05-12 21:01:02
These are amazing. by Llyr2009-05-12 18:02:38
  *does the Garfield plushy routine again* (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-12 18:50:07
It worked! My Dad's surgery was a success! by iarann2009-05-12 17:34:45
  Excellent news! (n/t) by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:52:56
  Bravo. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-12 20:52:16
  congrads. by cyberspooked2009-05-12 19:08:49
  WOOHOO! \o/ by firehawk2009-05-12 18:49:04
  Huzzah! (n/t) by Llyr2009-05-12 18:03:06
  Yay! Thanks for the update! by morenna2009-05-12 17:37:29
Sustained download rate: 1.3MB/s, peak rate: 2.7. by Sharku2009-05-12 16:39:08
Out to Dinner. Later, potatoes! (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 15:58:27
  I can (has) mashed potatos! (Mashed potato) by kahuana2009-05-12 19:39:00
    You know, that song popped into my head to when... by retiqlum22009-05-12 20:04:51
      Some nights my earworms have a wide repetoire. by kahuana2009-05-12 21:01:01
  yha, you didn't tell us how the gator was (n/t) by Nightwind2009-05-12 18:40:54
  What aobut gators? by joresgump2009-05-12 17:14:07
can't you be happy for me for once! :'( by Garrinka2009-05-12 15:22:44
  Hey, Mama_Bear! C'mere! {{{Garrinka}}} by bitflipper2009-05-12 21:33:42
  my gosh guys you do know how to cheer a girl up :D by Garrinka2009-05-12 21:29:10
  Well I *Shall* be happy for you even if by Silverfire2009-05-12 21:12:40
    sorry hon been a bit harmph "busy" ;) by Garrinka2009-05-12 21:25:51
  Sorry my day SUCKS by joecrouse2009-05-12 20:34:14
  So don't tell them by veran2009-05-12 19:14:26
  Sounds like you've met some miserable people by cyberspooked2009-05-12 18:54:36
  *shambles up* Right! Where are they? by firehawk2009-05-12 18:52:06
    Sorry, I'd guess they don't have much in brains.:P (n/t) by Concept2009-05-12 19:11:13
      I'll gnaw on their kneecaps and sternum then. by firehawk2009-05-12 19:19:35
  One thing I've discovered... by jpprater2009-05-12 18:01:58
    a wise and true observation. (n/t) by morenna2009-05-12 18:08:26
  {{{Garrinka}}} by AprylMae2009-05-12 16:58:39
  Congrats! (Tangent) by dwarf_sfu2009-05-12 16:54:54
  Eff them! I agree with the rest of the folks here by Concept2009-05-12 16:43:16
  I am always happy for you... by vivianc2009-05-12 16:40:37
  Hey this might make you smile : by Klaranth2009-05-12 16:33:10
  Hey ! Snide remarks and backlash ... by Klaranth2009-05-12 16:04:58
    Snide Remarks and Backlash... by Nashville2009-05-12 16:12:03
      Snide, Remarks and Backlash : by Klaranth2009-05-12 16:22:25
      I still like by confused.brit2009-05-12 16:17:16
        Also, in Glasgow by fractaledge2009-05-12 16:23:38
  {Garrinka} I must have missed the good news. by ShadoCat2009-05-12 15:58:29
  *megahugs and vibes to you all* ... by Garrinka2009-05-12 15:56:34
  {{{Garrinka}}} by sonja2009-05-12 15:52:22
  I'm afraid they can't, hon. by Nashville2009-05-12 15:46:23
    Congratulations, Nash. by Lethosos2009-05-12 16:35:00
      But he lacks the vocabulary. by Adiplomat2009-05-12 20:24:43
    Quibble: best revenge... by ShadoCat2009-05-12 16:05:28
  {hugs} Some people can't handle other people by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 15:36:25
    It's the same when someone has a problem by Lab Rat2009-05-12 15:57:46
      See: "The Topper" series from Dilbert (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-05-12 20:09:24
      The other side of the coin shows up, too. by kf4oyt2009-05-12 19:00:54
      Well, my problem is worse than yours...and by Classic_jon2009-05-12 17:24:12
  Sounds like they're jealous. Ignore their by Lab Rat2009-05-12 15:33:00
    I'll try thanks hon *hugs*.. by Garrinka2009-05-12 15:36:31
      Definitely do not keep more to yourself by ShadoCat2009-05-12 16:01:47
Linux peoples, I need some help by Ranidan2009-05-12 14:35:33
  Missing dynamic linker. by bwkaz2009-05-12 20:38:16
    Oh, reading the rest of the thread, you probably by bwkaz2009-05-12 20:40:17
  If it says file not found, by Apo2009-05-12 16:04:43
  It should be executed if it can be executed. by aix tom2009-05-12 14:54:44
    I don't have the file command by Ranidan2009-05-12 15:00:32
      Can you scoll back to how it starts? by aix tom2009-05-12 15:09:17
        Well, that gives mixed results by Ranidan2009-05-12 15:17:48
          Thank you all by Ranidan2009-05-12 15:28:42
          If it starts with ELF it's an ELF by intrinsic2009-05-12 15:27:44
            Actually that first string is relevant. by hobbs2009-05-12 16:10:14
            I might just do that by Ranidan2009-05-12 15:31:16
  Out of curiosity, why would you need that? by PeKaJe2009-05-12 14:45:11
    Actually by Ranidan2009-05-12 14:49:46
  What binary is it? And what are you trying to by sazzer2009-05-12 14:39:47
    Ok, a bit more info by Ranidan2009-05-12 14:48:15
      The kernel of the machine you're running by EnzoMatrix2009-05-12 20:56:22
  maybe a live environment of some kind instead? by confused.brit2009-05-12 14:37:21
UFies, is this hard to understand? by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 14:31:46
  You think you have it bad..... :-P (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 17:58:30
  sorry you had to deal with that hon *hugs*... (n/t) by Garrinka2009-05-12 15:27:37
  Kee Loh Ni the great teacher said: by Murphoid2009-05-12 15:16:05
    ... and Mister Miyagi, the great teacher, said: by run.dll2009-05-12 15:52:48
    All I have is a foam bat...will that work? by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 15:25:04
      You need a boot... TO THE HEAD!! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-12 20:17:48
      Depends on how you weild it. Stuffing it in his by twixt2009-05-12 16:12:40
        And what you stuff it with. by firehawk2009-05-12 19:15:42
  Anger got in the way of him listening,. by firehawk2009-05-12 14:35:57
    Yeah, I know that and that is the only thing by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 15:24:30
      I love people like that.... by cyberspooked2009-05-12 19:05:42
What adhesive should I use? by Bonzo2009-05-12 14:12:24
  Umm, I'd suggest thermal epxoxy but that's not exa by intrinsic2009-05-12 14:23:43
    Gah, s/epxoxy/epoxy/ in my defense I *WAS* half as by Intrinsic2009-05-12 18:57:39
  why? the graphics card should already have one by Freakazoid2009-05-12 14:20:48
  Thermal paste. by retiqlum22009-05-12 14:16:13
    I have software that shows the chip temp. by Bonzo2009-05-12 21:57:50
    It's also designed to be a very good conductor of by hobbs2009-05-12 14:54:30
You spelled "centers" wrong. :) by Murphoid2009-05-12 14:01:25
  Ecks. Why. Zed. by run.dll2009-05-12 14:31:42
    Did you say Zee? by firehawk2009-05-12 14:37:43
      Heh, so you think. by run.dll2009-05-12 14:40:56
        I think there's stil an obscure law... by firehawk2009-05-12 14:53:05
          Zed Zed Taupe. The O should be long like a beard by kahuana2009-05-12 18:20:13
            ATTN: Texan UFies by firehawk2009-05-12 18:52:34
              **sends Chicago Mob (UFies) after by Adiplomat2009-05-12 21:17:48
                Not gonna tell you how *that* can be mispronounced by kahuana2009-05-12 21:20:01
                  No, ya d4ed, dumb horse! I SAID "POSSE!" by Adiplomat2009-05-12 21:26:27
              Actually, they had a house near me. by Acrisius2009-05-12 19:09:27
                Great! kahuana is your target. by firehawk2009-05-12 19:21:06
                  Awesome! \o/ Dessert *and* a show! :-) :-) :-) (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-12 19:36:11
                    Great kahuana -- is that anything like by Acrisius2009-05-12 19:58:17
                      "Hanged" is stil correct usage... by firehawk2009-05-12 21:11:17
                        and I quote: by Acrisius2009-05-12 21:34:39
                          ... *looks at the text* ... by firehawk2009-05-12 23:53:01
        In futrue there really should be by Murphoid2009-05-12 14:49:59
          "futrue"? by firehawk2009-05-12 14:53:52
            Firehawk, the one way translator is broken. by Murphoid2009-05-12 15:07:32
              Right after my current job. by firehawk2009-05-12 15:13:38
                I have a cunning plan by run.dll2009-05-12 15:20:24
                  And the British have a supplemental routine by twixt2009-05-12 16:23:21
                    Oi by confused.brit2009-05-12 17:13:00
                      Bwahahahaa! by firehawk2009-05-12 18:55:25
  How so? by subbywan2009-05-12 14:02:24
    *sneaks up from behind and by JaR2009-05-12 14:13:54
      Which one? by intrinsic2009-05-12 14:20:49
        Sanguine, of course. (n/t) by JaR2009-05-12 14:31:42
Attn: UFicle, Outlook 2007 & Exchange by DesiredUsername2009-05-12 13:44:18
  You can force a full resync... by firehawk2009-05-12 14:05:43
    Cool, thanks! by DesiredUsername2009-05-12 14:12:17
      Lemme know if you run into any snags... by firehawk2009-05-12 14:16:25
        Yeah, I've learned to be careful with Outlook by DesiredUsername2009-05-12 14:22:37
          Actually, if you're on the LAN now... by firehawk2009-05-12 14:40:18
Not enough palm for the amount of face... :-( by carthax2009-05-12 13:01:18
  wouldn't copying everything off, by subbywan2009-05-12 13:04:51
    if its that fragmented your liable to lose stuff. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-12 14:37:12
      How so? by subbywan2009-05-12 15:08:47
        Just been my experience with music files by joecrouse2009-05-12 20:54:33
    Supposedly a gig backbone.. by carthax2009-05-12 13:08:18
      Don't use the network. by retiqlum22009-05-12 13:10:47
        or, just use a crossover cable. by subbywan2009-05-12 13:12:11
      That's still going to be faster than a defrag .. ( (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-12 13:10:42
  o.O What reasoning did your boss give for not by Snate2009-05-12 13:04:49
    None, and no. (n/t) by carthax2009-05-12 13:08:45
      Was he asked about whether it should be done? by firehawk2009-05-12 14:07:07
        He should have known, because... by carthax2009-05-12 16:44:52
          I know... by firehawk2009-05-12 18:58:15
  Its faster to copy the data off and recopy it back (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-12 13:03:54
Ooooh baby, talk nerdy to me! by SnArL2009-05-12 12:58:16
  yea, she really is. by AprylMae2009-05-12 16:55:38
  That she is by intrinsic2009-05-12 15:14:54
  She can roll my D20's any time. (n/t) by retiqlum22009-05-12 13:25:45
Only someone studying archaeology/bones would by techi8702009-05-12 12:36:42
  I'd like a complete wolf skull too. by retiqlum22009-05-12 12:59:18
    She'll get the skull and the rest of the wolf that by techi8702009-05-12 13:03:31
  :::raises hand::: *I* would think it's awesome... by carthax2009-05-12 12:53:26
My son is a geek by Spisefisken2009-05-12 12:20:36
  A pacifier and a laptop. by firehawk2009-05-12 14:08:35
    looks like my nephew. :o) (n/t) by morenna2009-05-12 14:12:24
  he's only a geek if tha was him typing Hello World (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-12 12:22:24
dang. Just found out a friend's cousin was by aprylmae2009-05-12 12:19:58
  {{{aprylmae & friend }}} by Garrinka2009-05-12 15:30:31
  {{{aprylmae & friend}}} by firehawk2009-05-12 14:09:20
50% chance of rain they say... by Freakazoid2009-05-12 12:09:54
  What the forecast means by basher202009-05-12 14:27:03
  It's only raining over 50% of the area... (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-12 14:08:50
    (I mean, as of right now, anyway) (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-12 14:09:38
  yup, it's raning & thundering now by Freakazoid2009-05-12 12:28:34
    Kinda on subject... by todAnthony2009-05-12 13:08:17
Um, Snarl, do you have an alter-ego? by merlin2009-05-12 12:01:37
  OUCH! by Intrinsic2009-05-12 19:01:48
  Sheesh by voxwoman2009-05-12 12:38:19
    Or a tattoo gun with a magnum needle? (n/t) by SnArL2009-05-12 12:43:30
      Would you believe a tattoo version by firehawk2009-05-12 14:11:30
  urgh...*runs to the bathroom* by jpprater2009-05-12 12:30:49
    You wuss! (n/t) by SnArL2009-05-12 12:42:58
  Wasn't me! by SnArL2009-05-12 12:20:16
wikihow of the day by voxwoman2009-05-12 11:48:30
  Tomorrow: by vectorz2009-05-12 12:05:23
  wikiwhy??? (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-12 11:52:29
    because it's so sensible to take a 20 dollar by voxwoman2009-05-12 11:59:44
ATTN: RetiQlum2 and toysbfun by hadji2009-05-12 11:19:52
  Read it, put it out my mind, was surprised by the by toysbfun2009-05-12 18:20:33
  Wow, good call! by spud2009-05-12 15:32:36
  Yeah, I watched it last night. by retiqlum22009-05-12 11:26:04
    dang. I didn't watch it yet - it's on my TiVo. by voxwoman2009-05-12 11:57:51
      Sorry, I should have put a spoiler notice. by retiqlum22009-05-12 12:05:38
So, I get an email from a user: by hadji2009-05-12 11:16:09
  That's a complicated one. by kelli2172009-05-12 12:30:57
    Please...they have to deal with hadji by firehawk2009-05-12 14:13:31
    He did, actually. :-D by hadji2009-05-12 13:12:38
OK, that is todays productivity quota done. by AndyA2009-05-12 11:15:17
I saved a file . . . by hadji2009-05-12 11:04:18
  yes. by unjust2009-05-12 15:31:56
    :) n/t by maddriver2009-05-12 15:54:52
  I was about to congratulate you by run.dll2009-05-12 11:39:57
    Dyslexia is a terrible thing to "sweat". (n/t) by SaylorA2009-05-12 11:50:42
  I really need a new lens prescription by voxwoman2009-05-12 11:15:18
    I saved a life by confused.brit2009-05-12 11:37:12
      Sorry, I couldn't find a life... by Lethosos2009-05-12 11:41:14
  How big is the network and how much access... by retiqlum22009-05-12 11:10:57
    Probably going on about 3TB now. by hadji2009-05-12 11:14:19
      So, "Yes, I can find it." by retiqlum22009-05-12 11:19:18
  recent documents list? Both on windows and linux by confused.brit2009-05-12 11:05:46
    But still . . . by hadji2009-05-12 11:12:53
      (L)user: "I saved it to the server." by SaylorA2009-05-12 11:23:55
        I always hate the "I saved it to the $drive" by techi8702009-05-12 11:39:50
Dumbing Down by DesertRat662009-05-12 11:00:48
  Bit late, but I concur completely. (n/t) by decius2009-05-13 00:49:53
  Interesting comments.... by kf4oyt2009-05-12 19:26:30
  Problem with merit-based private system by firehawk2009-05-12 14:24:53
    All depends on the implementation. by DesertRat662009-05-12 14:37:25
      How to Graduate from Thieves school by robertltux2009-05-12 16:21:47
      One has to ask the question... by firehawk2009-05-12 14:39:17
        1. Choice and comeptition by DesertRat662009-05-12 15:56:38
          That would only provide one thing to parents: by firehawk2009-05-12 19:03:15
            Well that's one claim by DesertRat662009-05-12 20:59:00
              Caring about your kids has nothing to do with it. by firehawk2009-05-12 21:17:33
                That's why vouchers make more sense by DesertRat662009-05-12 21:35:47
                  The point is this... by firehawk2009-05-13 00:03:03
  Look to Horace Mann. (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-12 13:24:59
    From the looks of things by DesertRat662009-05-12 13:39:31
      No. Look at what HE wanted. by kelli2172009-05-12 14:10:56
        I did by DesertRat662009-05-12 14:23:22
  And what shall we do with the uneducable? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-05-12 12:47:15
    Are they really uneducatable? by confused.brit2009-05-12 12:55:05
      Native speakers of Spanish failing Spanish class. by toysbfun2009-05-12 13:08:35
        Now hold on. Spanish class by joecrouse2009-05-12 14:50:20
        poorly motivated. by confused.brit2009-05-12 13:11:38
          Or bad teaching technique. by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 13:13:50
            There are a lot of people who "teach" by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 13:23:21
            In this case, there were posters around the room by toysbfun2009-05-12 13:23:18
              The parent could have been right. by AndyA2009-05-12 13:52:59
                These parents? No. by toysbfun2009-05-12 17:14:37
    I'm open to suggestions. by DesertRat662009-05-12 12:49:47
      Horseflop by joecrouse2009-05-12 14:47:03
      I'm thinking of the willfully uneducable. by toysbfun2009-05-12 13:06:06
        Oh those are easy by DesertRat662009-05-12 13:22:15
          or get a DI thats 95% burnt out by robertltux2009-05-12 16:33:00
          You know, it's kind of funny... by SnArL2009-05-12 13:49:42
            OR because they get the stupid by joecrouse2009-05-12 14:47:45
            Ding! by DesertRat662009-05-12 14:00:13
  Whatever you do, don't blame the parents! by SnArL2009-05-12 12:42:02
  That was one possible conclusion by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:29:00
  He makes some good points. by Peace_man2009-05-12 11:25:04
    Government and its inevitably corrupt bureacracies by DesertRat662009-05-12 11:56:44
    What are the priorities of the system? by run.dll2009-05-12 11:45:00
      A state school system had two priorities: by AndyA2009-05-12 11:57:20
        I would add a third by DesertRat662009-05-12 12:00:23
          No, that's a side benefit. by AndyA2009-05-12 12:10:12
            Doesn't stop them from trying by DesertRat662009-05-12 12:17:25
              I would... :( Some of it is starting to swing the by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 12:57:07
                We use one question by DesertRat662009-05-12 13:06:03
                  You want the answers for why they are round by joecrouse2009-05-12 14:43:48
                    Actually, it isn't round, by run.dll2009-05-12 14:56:46
                      Um. by run.dll2009-05-12 15:03:21
                        That would not stop a sufficiently talented by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 15:39:30
                          True. "Idiot proof" is logically inconsistent. (n/t) by run.dll2009-05-12 15:54:35
                    Slightly incorrect #2 by SnArL2009-05-12 14:49:59
                  I just asked my coworkers by SnArL2009-05-12 14:25:31
                  Because the manhole is round. by run.dll2009-05-12 13:39:45
                    <set_mode>facepalm (n/t) by DesertRat662009-05-12 13:43:06
                  *snerk*... by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 13:18:44
                    You'd be amazed by DesertRat662009-05-12 13:23:05
                      That one is about like the jeep with a flat by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 13:28:19
                        Take the suspension apart. by pas512009-05-12 14:01:11
                          That is *A* correct answer but there is a by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 14:07:26
                            Order 4 of them to stand on the opposite corner. by kelli2172009-05-12 14:15:32
                              Yer all wrong! by retiqlum22009-05-12 14:26:25
                                Bzzt! by DesertRat662009-05-12 14:33:42
                                Or, if no other means is available by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 14:37:29
                                The easiest solution. by run.dll2009-05-12 14:47:22
                                Hey, it was close enough for Government work. (n/t) by retiqlum22009-05-12 14:36:00
                            I can think of two. by Peace_man2009-05-12 14:10:26
      Well, what ARE the priorities? Are they what by Peace_man2009-05-12 11:52:58
        In the last 10 years especially, the schools by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 11:59:21
          NCLB was a good idea. by Peace_man2009-05-12 12:22:45
            If they had funded NCLB *and* given the by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 12:51:57
              Failing them is not possible for several reasons. by firehawk2009-05-12 14:33:24
                That is the thing, the bottom of the barrel by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 14:44:16
                  Jeez. Don't get me going. by run.dll2009-05-12 15:07:30
                    Wanna trade stories? by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 15:31:37
          And people wonder why I want to move before by AndyA2009-05-12 12:11:35
        Yes (n/t) by DesertRat662009-05-12 11:58:06
  I like that. (n/t) by FNORDer2009-05-12 11:24:50
  Agreed. Scrap it and start fresh. (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-12 11:23:36
  I like that! and I agree completely! (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-12 11:18:36
Mozzarella popsicle -> fridge too cold. by JimK2009-05-12 10:57:49
  if it's not rock hard, you can shred it frozen. by morenna2009-05-12 12:01:45
    It was OK in the end. I chipped the slushy ice off by JimK2009-05-12 13:28:57
      Delicious cheese FTW! :-) (n/t) by morenna2009-05-12 14:27:46
  oh ick :/ by jaqie2009-05-12 11:00:47
Spring cold by Bastetsmuse2009-05-12 10:40:08
  {{{{Bastetsmuse}}}} by jaqie2009-05-12 11:02:15
OK, I'm balancing the company checkbooks. by SaylorA2009-05-12 10:39:42
  Isn't that kind of reasoning related by Bastetsmuse2009-05-12 10:40:52
    It must be, because the heavier book by SaylorA2009-05-12 10:43:44
User Activity Confusion by maddriver2009-05-12 10:16:54
  She'll have a shortcut set up by maddriver2009-05-12 14:50:51
  People do that all the time on our tech by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 11:34:03
  The idea is by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:32:11
  My parents do that by imrambi2009-05-12 11:10:24
  "Google" is in top 10 searches... by OsteSpiser2009-05-12 11:00:05
  in a word: Typosquatting by Menetlaus2009-05-12 10:32:56
    Which brings out the next tactic by PeKaJe2009-05-12 11:12:10
  recently more and more users by jaqie2009-05-12 10:25:11
  Back in a previous life... by basher202009-05-12 10:21:30
Baby bunny redux. by esbita2009-05-12 09:54:36
  I found a den once when I was planting roses. by vampire2009-05-12 13:01:16
  PICTURES! by esbita2009-05-12 11:40:12
  UF_DPC Picture request! by Hieraco2009-05-12 11:15:59
  if you do take a pic by aprylmae2009-05-12 11:08:29
  Raising your own Hasenpfeffer? Brilliant! by DesertRat662009-05-12 11:02:24
    little more than nugget size right now. :P (n/t) by esbita2009-05-12 11:14:15
  Awww... by oot2009-05-12 10:56:11
    Oddly enough by esbita2009-05-12 11:12:50
      It's the bold one in the litter by basher202009-05-12 12:05:25
  awwwwwwwwwwwwww *melts* (n/t) by jpprater2009-05-12 10:26:12
i am a bit down today by ick2009-05-12 09:37:17
  thank you all. seems all i needed was by ick2009-05-12 13:01:18
  not from the inbox but by Rogue19712009-05-12 11:17:43
    You know, she's probably right. (n/t) by Sonri2009-05-12 12:36:06
  Riddle I ask my nieces: by basher202009-05-12 10:23:19
    Query: And how do you get down from a duck? by kf4oyt2009-05-12 19:44:34
    I should have thought they knew by now. ;) (n/t) by jpprater2009-05-12 10:29:54
  *picks up and sets Ick on a 6' ledge* by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 09:39:34
    i am scared of heights ya meanie (n/t) by ick2009-05-12 09:56:35
      So pikes peak would be right out? :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 11:29:19
Tomcat on Windows? by Myke2009-05-12 09:28:12
  Buy an HP printer and start installing drivers? :) (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-12 18:21:51
  Did you already find this? by ttlogic2009-05-12 09:35:50
    I was afraid of it being that. (n/t) by Myke2009-05-12 09:37:39
      There might well be another explanation with solut by ttlogic2009-05-12 09:43:34
        I meant 32b process space. by Myke2009-05-12 09:52:04
          Does it make sense for their app to use so much by ttlogic2009-05-12 10:17:42
Requesting keys to the orbital LART... by esbita2009-05-12 09:26:46
  Target acquired, please select payload by DesertRat662009-05-12 09:47:55
    You forgot by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:52:14
      Why bother? by DesertRat662009-05-12 10:22:29
        I personally like choice number S by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 13:36:54
          Should be quite a few of those left by NeedaNewNick2009-05-12 19:03:39
  Disciplinary or extinction? If disciplinary, what by twixt2009-05-12 09:43:04
    Disciplinary, moderate. by esbita2009-05-12 09:56:55
      We will then select: by twixt2009-05-12 10:10:36
Having trouble composing an email by SSpiffy2009-05-12 09:16:31
  Memories by oot2009-05-12 11:16:40
    SSpiffy is hardwired? Gee, that explains a lot of by joresgump2009-05-12 13:25:46
      I think maybe you two hit it by SSpiffy2009-05-12 14:30:14
  because it has been many years by aprylmae2009-05-12 11:11:31
  Sounds like spam or phishing scam. by Twitchh2009-05-12 09:24:41
  If you haven't "carried a torch for her" by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:18:23
It always makes you feel good when by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 09:03:50
Not quite the UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:02:00
  I definitely believe justice, modesty and equity by aprylmae2009-05-12 11:36:23
    Perhaps we could start by limiting this by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:38:01
      I don't think so by aprylmae2009-05-12 11:43:56
        But why did the behaviors by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:55:59
          Tribal cohesion. by vetitice2009-05-12 13:45:59
          sure they do by aprylmae2009-05-12 12:15:15
            I don't know that they all would share by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 12:25:28
          For some, it was. For others, thee were different by subbywan2009-05-12 12:07:03
            agreed by aprylmae2009-05-12 12:26:01
              Ive always hated clothing by jaqie2009-05-12 12:53:45
      then that would rule me out by jaqie2009-05-12 11:42:48
      the equality bit still fails horribly. by subbywan2009-05-12 11:41:29
        All people are not created identical by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:56:36
          equal in what sense? (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-12 12:02:26
            In the sense that by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 12:08:07
              Owed by whom? (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-12 12:17:01
                Well, by other humans, of course by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 12:20:09
                  wouldn't that, in and of itself, indicate that by subbywan2009-05-12 12:34:06
                    Not necessarily by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 12:47:09
                      Is there any evidence it does? by subbywan2009-05-12 12:48:32
                        I'm not sure what might constitute by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 13:04:05
                          We haven't determined those things are the same. by subbywan2009-05-12 13:09:35
                            I don't know that *every single* culture by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 13:17:17
                              If you do make it back, I disagree :P by subbywan2009-05-12 13:22:56
                                I wasn't talking about a common root by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 16:04:59
                                we've already established that doesn't exist thoug (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-12 17:22:24
  Nature has given us two conflicting sets by Peace_man2009-05-12 10:07:09
    If you're correct by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:14:36
      When a honey bee hive gets too large, by Peace_man2009-05-12 10:23:28
        Hmm. by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:26:20
          To take it a step further: by retiqlum22009-05-12 10:50:10
            It's true those "Natural Laws" are figments by bitflipper2009-05-12 11:00:57
              That's bullpucky. by retiqlum22009-05-12 11:15:07
                Which is why I hold the Leviathan to be necessary by bitflipper2009-05-12 11:32:52
                  That is far from my experience with humanity by jaqie2009-05-12 11:47:08
                    To "denigrate," sure by bitflipper2009-05-12 12:40:11
                      It doesnt extend so well if your different somehow by confused.brit2009-05-12 12:45:21
                      I have. by jaqie2009-05-12 12:44:35
                        Cruelty to those who do not conform, yes by bitflipper2009-05-12 13:58:25
                          Its not so much people arent pathological as much by confused.brit2009-05-12 14:16:45
                            Well, but I'm deliberately exempting children by bitflipper2009-05-12 14:22:54
                              what im trying to say is more along the lines of by confused.brit2009-05-12 14:41:16
                                Ah. True, for the most part. by bitflipper2009-05-12 14:59:28
                        Isn't that just by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 12:48:00
                          I was speaking in context directly in by jaqie2009-05-12 12:56:00
                            My misreading - sorry. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 13:04:36
                And who said that by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:18:04
  Taking Hobbes' definition of "Laws of Nature," by bitflipper2009-05-12 09:27:56
  I see no law of nature there. by jaqie2009-05-12 09:04:36
    Are they? by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:16:10
      nature has no laws. by jaqie2009-05-12 10:02:36
        I think there are laws there. by vetitice2009-05-12 10:18:29
          You mean physics? by jaqie2009-05-12 10:22:43
            Physics creates higher laws. by vetitice2009-05-12 10:38:26
              I completely disagree and think you may be missing by jaqie2009-05-12 10:44:52
                I'm not sure by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:49:36
                  The rules of war by jaqie2009-05-12 10:55:36
                    It could then be said that rules are those by subbywan2009-05-12 11:01:32
                      is it a rule in basketball to not throw the ball by jaqie2009-05-12 11:06:38
                        It may win you the game in some situations. by subbywan2009-05-12 11:11:14
                        However, by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:08:33
            If Nature is built within physics by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:25:10
              I guess you could say that, but by jaqie2009-05-12 10:29:39
                Not a bad analogy, by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:41:04
        And where did those ideas come from? by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:10:07
          IBM compatible PC code works by jaqie2009-05-12 10:16:04
            They make "local" laws. by vetitice2009-05-12 10:48:41
              retiqlum said it better than I could by jaqie2009-05-12 10:59:40
                I dont see a contradiction with what I posted. by vetitice2009-05-12 11:12:00
                  I think the root of our disagreement by jaqie2009-05-12 11:15:42
                    No worries, ma'am by vetitice2009-05-12 11:27:31
                    That happens to me occasionally by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:18:53
                      *snrk* by jaqie2009-05-12 11:22:40
      If it does exist by vetitice2009-05-12 09:30:21
        Some animals. by subbywan2009-05-12 10:44:12
          Very good points. by vetitice2009-05-12 11:02:53
            I cannot link or quote by jaqie2009-05-12 11:09:12
            No, they don't show much mercy either. by retiqlum22009-05-12 11:08:54
              I think some show mercy sometimes by aprylmae2009-05-12 11:20:05
        Does it follow that it is "human-created"? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:33:52
          In the sense by vetitice2009-05-12 10:06:10
            So you don't feel by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:08:12
              Depends on what existed in it's place. by vetitice2009-05-12 10:29:46
                There's a difference in my mind by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:43:28
                  Without the ability to tell the Story by vetitice2009-05-12 10:59:05
                    I'm not sure what you mean by by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:05:50
                      Hmmm by vetitice2009-05-12 11:24:49
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-05-12 09:00:06
Lab Rat has vertigo again. I usually like the by Lab Rat2009-05-12 08:41:21
  You mean the feeling when you walk around, by EnzoMatrix2009-05-12 11:46:04
  I know the feeling. by Nashville2009-05-12 08:48:34
    That too. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-12 08:50:41
psst Sid: Because you end every sentence "eh". ;) (n/t) by vampire2009-05-12 08:28:41
odd coincident story line with "knight life" by unjust2009-05-12 08:00:21
Former Special Operations commander to take over by vdp2009-05-12 07:47:42
  McKiernan, though a good soldier, by thread_killer2009-05-12 08:02:34
    I'd like to think this means the Snake Eaters will by DesertRat662009-05-12 08:13:16
There's a pattern here... I just can't see it: by Myke2009-05-12 07:39:21
  I had one like this once. It turned out to be by twixt2009-05-12 09:35:29
  You need to verify your power by lshurr2009-05-12 08:33:13
    APC line conditioner/UPS upgrade! (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-12 09:26:41
    too true, recommend what above said or by jaqie2009-05-12 08:54:19
  Sounds like you need to switch electricity supplie by confused.brit2009-05-12 07:45:22
    There're places in the world where you can switch? by Myke2009-05-12 07:58:59
      Technically, no. Financially, yes. by aix tom2009-05-12 08:13:18
        Bulk-buyers by Myke2009-05-12 08:41:38
          That sort of switching can be bad for the UPS by Radiowave9112009-05-12 09:32:48
UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 07:21:13
  religion at its core by robertltux2009-05-12 10:55:44
    Why *must* there be? by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:02:10
  I maintain that everyone has one. by Peace_man2009-05-12 09:57:14
    My question, in particular, by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:06:20
      I think it does. by Peace_man2009-05-12 10:18:11
        I don't think that by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:22:43
          Of course everyone prefers to operate within by Peace_man2009-05-12 11:09:42
            I'd guess that "context" by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:16:12
              In that context, consider this. by Peace_man2009-05-12 11:41:21
                If everyone was at the same Sunday service by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:53:50
                  Hmm - possibly. by Peace_man2009-05-12 12:30:16
                    I don't think that's very likely. by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 12:39:17
                      Maybe you're right. And you did specify the by Peace_man2009-05-12 14:07:34
  In my studies of language, the metaphor by voxwoman2009-05-12 08:57:06
    I agree by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:05:16
  There is an advantage to possibility 2 by bitflipper2009-05-12 07:48:04
    Logic and Belief can collide by robertltux2009-05-12 11:02:29
    I'm wondering if that could explain by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 07:56:58
      It vey well might by bitflipper2009-05-12 08:36:18
        Here's my next question, then: by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 08:53:29
          because the assumption is that by voxwoman2009-05-12 09:04:54
            Two things could be used as an answer. by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:11:08
            That, and... by bitflipper2009-05-12 09:08:54
              My point in discussing the "patches" by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:14:28
                Oh, trust me; such inconsistencies will be pointed by bitflipper2009-05-12 09:44:51
                  That assumes by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:47:22
                    We often require the "mirror" of others to see by twixt2009-05-12 10:01:27
                      But what requires us by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:02:56
                        It doesn't. Nor is it required. What matters is by twixt2009-05-12 10:32:39
                          That happens with animals, certainly by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:46:48
                            Cretainly we can survive as such, but... by bitflipper2009-05-12 10:51:25
                              Yup. And then there is the simply painful by twixt2009-05-12 11:07:51
                                I'm not certain that I was originally talking by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:11:35
                                Yes, I understand where you are going with by twixt2009-05-12 11:56:05
                                A couple of problems here by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 12:04:44
                                In Science, if we look at the historical by twixt2009-05-12 13:22:44
                                Uh... "destroy our world with impunity"? by bitflipper2009-05-12 13:40:28
                                It certainly gives pause for reflection, doesn't by twixt2009-05-12 13:50:04
                                You do realize, of course, by bitflipper2009-05-12 14:08:50
                                IMO, anything that gets us considering the by twixt2009-05-12 16:31:21
                                I'll tackle the first objection and leave the by bitflipper2009-05-12 12:55:19
                                That offers by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 12:59:26
                                O-kay, granted by bitflipper2009-05-12 13:27:58
                              I don't think we have to consider them by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:00:38
                                Which actions do happen on a regular basis, I admi by bitflipper2009-05-12 11:04:33
                                Yes it does. by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:07:12
                                Ah, but we hear the claim so often by bitflipper2009-05-12 11:20:20
                                Can one consider oneself, by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:27:23
                                Indeed so by bitflipper2009-05-12 11:38:23
                                I agree to an extent by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:52:35
                                That's certainly an option by bitflipper2009-05-12 12:32:30
                                I suppose I'm just not very convinced by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 12:41:04
                                But isn't that the entire premise of politics? by bitflipper2009-05-12 13:03:52
                                I'm not convinced that it's the repetition by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 13:13:00
                                Hey, that's supposed to be *my* line! by bitflipper2009-05-12 13:36:13
              guilt/anguish are also part of the by voxwoman2009-05-12 09:13:55
                True, however, in most cases, they are by bitflipper2009-05-12 09:36:25
                  Do most people in fact wish to better themselves? by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 09:38:10
                    I believe so by bitflipper2009-05-12 10:03:23
                      Maybe we're operating from by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:18:20
                        I can see that by bitflipper2009-05-12 10:47:33
                          Is it not possible by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 10:59:15
                            The second and third possibilities, I concede by bitflipper2009-05-12 11:17:46
                              As far as the idea that by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 11:25:14
                                Ah. My mistake. by bitflipper2009-05-12 11:42:02
My ear worm for the morning... by kc5sdy2009-05-12 06:50:57
  Mine is Cake's cover of Barry White's by SnArL2009-05-12 07:44:39
    Is it me or was anyone else looking by joecrouse2009-05-12 07:57:37
      not only you :p (n/t) by Purest2009-05-12 08:19:39
      <Deleted><Deleted>2009-05-12 08:20:03
        Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2009-05-12 08:20:13
  EOTD Courtacy of "A Girl and her Fed" by joecrouse2009-05-12 07:34:22
In and around the lake....... (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-12 06:34:24
  Mountains come out of the sky (n/t) by mridenour2009-05-12 06:39:26
    And they stand there (n/t) by y2kdragon2009-05-12 07:46:31
      One mile over we'll be there (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-12 13:47:58
      I don't know why (n/t) by Nashville2009-05-12 08:41:05
Yay! Now I know what it's like to stick to your by justncase2009-05-12 06:29:17
  When you indicated that they want you to advocate by SaylorA2009-05-12 07:26:43
    My direct supervisor already covered that in his by justncase2009-05-12 07:31:33
      Yea, I know well the place where you work. by SaylorA2009-05-12 07:34:33
        Was it an education degree? :) (n/t) by justncase2009-05-12 07:36:20
          BBA and then later MBA. by SaylorA2009-05-12 07:56:28
  I agree. I would have an issue with it by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 06:45:00
  I think it's one thing to ask people to be toleran by cuboci2009-05-12 06:36:18
    Since when is being L G B or T a lifestyle? (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-12 09:01:16
      Ok, maybe wrong choice of words. Forgive me by cuboci2009-05-12 11:57:11
      Since the Politically correct people made by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 09:06:01
        None of those are, nor have ever been. by jaqie2009-05-12 09:09:52
          I guess I should have added the <sarcasm> by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 09:35:33
    That is actually another word I don't like by justncase2009-05-12 06:46:48
      I think that's a matter of personal interpretation by cuboci2009-05-12 12:02:59
Attn: Intrinsic Re: Mead and OzTops by carthax2009-05-12 06:23:10
  What is the difference between strawberry mead and by tut2009-05-12 07:13:44
    Mead uses honey as a base and adds by vampire2009-05-12 07:37:05
  Yeah, they seem to work reasonably well by intrinsic2009-05-12 07:12:37
    Grr, s/valce/valve/ (n/t) by intrinsic2009-05-12 07:13:35
  Stop it with the mead discussions already... by Sharku2009-05-12 06:52:39
    Sorry, dude... by carthax2009-05-12 09:57:33
      Nah. I just want some mead. Waaahhhh! :) (n/t) by Sharku2009-05-12 10:06:32
        Where do you live? by carthax2009-05-12 11:01:31
          If his diary location is still accurate... by firehawk2009-05-12 14:50:59
            Quite so. (n/t) by carthax2009-05-12 15:33:21
  recipe? by karl-henrik2009-05-12 06:40:55
    In the UF_Cookbook by intrinsic2009-05-12 07:10:00
      *bookmarks* by maddriver2009-05-12 09:51:22
have anyone seen my motivation? by joresgump2009-05-12 06:19:42
  It probably ran off with mine by y2kdragon2009-05-12 07:28:59
    Ahhh, now I know where mine went.. by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 09:37:11
      A-ha! Motivation party! by joresgump2009-05-12 09:59:18
        the question now is.... by Classic_Jon2009-05-12 13:34:05
  ~burps, and shambles off innocently~ (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-12 07:04:40
    oh, you. Go ahead. by joresgump2009-05-12 07:14:48
      *shambles up* Oi, c.b! Sharesies! (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-12 14:51:52
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-05-12 06:12:38
Rated for "Slime & Gore"? by Hieraco2009-05-12 05:57:29
  Someone who still has nightmares ... by aix tom2009-05-12 07:26:38
    or The BLOB! (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-12 07:36:39
Give! by Tyop2009-05-12 05:41:16
  I prefer to implement ISO 3103 by ideur2009-05-12 06:01:01
47th trip around the daystar: Complete by mridenour2009-05-12 05:26:54
  Congrats! by Silverfire2009-05-12 08:50:03
  Here's to you having a very Happy Birthday. by SaylorA2009-05-12 08:00:35
    Umm, you're not planning to share??? (n/t) by mridenour2009-05-12 08:39:33
      Oh, alright, I guess. *pours mridenour big mug* by SaylorA2009-05-12 08:51:10
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-12 07:44:25
  Happy Birthday! May the caek not be a lie! :-) (n/t) by morenna2009-05-12 06:34:26
  One at a time? (n/t) by bobmon2009-05-12 05:59:55
  Easy. You blinked. That' how mine happened. by Dire_Lobo2009-05-12 05:49:33
  Well, I am finishing my 52nd trip around by NDwight2009-05-12 05:45:26
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by aprylmae2009-05-12 05:39:54
  Is simple! by ideur2009-05-12 05:37:53
    Forgot: by ideur2009-05-12 05:39:14
      To say nothing of the fact by mridenour2009-05-12 06:00:17
Firehawk, you've got competition by confused.brit2009-05-12 04:37:03
  Amateurs. by firehawk2009-05-12 14:57:39
  <Oblig. "Man, this sucks" comment.> (n/t) by aix tom2009-05-12 06:02:49
    Beefheart flashback! by Purest2009-05-12 08:28:53
  Heheh, the BBC's volume control goes up to eleven. (n/t) by ttlogic2009-05-12 04:57:11
    that is the best thing I've seen this month :) by voxwoman2009-05-12 05:41:04
  Holy carp! by Purest2009-05-12 04:54:57
    Looks like taxiing for departure. by vetitice2009-05-12 08:08:40
      nope, they were still loading the baggage. by confused.brit2009-05-12 08:13:58
        From the article: by Sharku2009-05-12 08:28:17
          I can see that. by Clovis Man2009-05-12 17:16:59
  Well, now we know where Carl Spackler works by morenna2009-05-12 04:53:26
  *om nom nom* (n/t) by Klymer2009-05-12 04:48:48
I wonder where Fye Vee and Stef are by jaqie2009-05-12 04:13:00
  Well, we know Fye Vee's *not* a zombie by perlcat452009-05-12 06:25:44
  fye vee obviously likes stef... (n/t) by Klymer2009-05-12 04:49:20
I'm down to 7 plugs, I can't wait to find out why by Nightwind2009-05-12 04:05:29
  Wire brush the points. by run.dll2009-05-12 09:31:27
  What the bleep? by Werehatrack2009-05-12 06:33:06
    There's a thread in the forum where he explains it (n/t) by PeKaJe2009-05-12 06:49:20
  plugs? (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-12 04:09:35
    another comic strip (n/t) by Nightwind2009-05-12 04:44:53
      which, may I ask? (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-12 04:46:06
        The Whiteboard by Corvus_One2009-05-12 05:00:42
          thanks :) by jaqie2009-05-12 05:10:01
          Hmm ... That's odd by PeKaJe2009-05-12 05:05:20
        not much sence in it, it's a filler strip by Nightwind2009-05-12 04:49:08
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-05-12 04:00:02
  ATTN: W:ETians: Help improve the W:ET Wiki! by Vidi2009-05-12 08:33:11
    Yay! New content on the wiki! :D by Acrisius2009-05-12 10:19:21
      Reminder on Wiki settings by Acrisius2009-05-12 10:30:00
I can sooo relate, Eben by confused.brit2009-05-12 03:25:53
  that was a bad pun. by postaljohn2009-05-12 03:36:06
    twolumps.net (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-12 03:47:25
ok, im not sure if this is a good sign or a bad on by confused.brit2009-05-12 03:18:46
  Good sign. by firehawk2009-05-12 03:27:49
    Really? by y2kdragon2009-05-12 03:30:41
      A call that says "We're not considering you for by sazzer2009-05-12 03:43:27
        I would much rather by y2kdragon2009-05-12 03:55:41
          However, if they've *interviewed* you by voxwoman2009-05-12 05:55:10
            But not DURING the phone interview by y2kdragon2009-05-12 06:13:13
              Make that HER, not Him. by confused.brit2009-05-12 06:14:36
                Obligitory CONFUSED.BRIT IS A GURL? (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-12 07:48:01
                  ~inspects chest~ by confused.brit2009-05-12 07:50:28
                    Sorry, you're not impartial. by firehawk2009-05-12 15:04:40
                    Also Inspects by joecrouse2009-05-12 07:59:02
                My apologies (n/t) by y2kdragon2009-05-12 07:30:25
          On the other hand by confused.brit2009-05-12 03:57:31
            Having a reason is nice, the reason itself is rude by jaqie2009-05-12 04:09:05
              I have no point. I'm a marble. by firehawk2009-05-12 15:03:28
      I think she means that she called back after that. by firehawk2009-05-12 03:33:39
        No it was a telephone interview that said by confused.brit2009-05-12 03:44:37
          In that case, you where being tested by Nightwind2009-05-12 04:47:30
          Then it was rude of them by y2kdragon2009-05-12 03:57:12
            They may have also found something by joecrouse2009-05-12 07:40:47
            I don't agree. I think it was positive. by firehawk2009-05-12 04:02:47
              agreed. (n/t) by morenna2009-05-12 06:39:38
Fuzzy & Good health vibes needed by sonja2009-05-12 03:18:46
  {{{sonja & friend}}} by Silverfire2009-05-12 08:52:54
  {{{sonja & friend}}} ~~~~~healthy vibes~~~~~ (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-12 06:20:41
  ~~~~~health vibes~~~~~~~ by aprylmae2009-05-12 05:39:29
  {{{sonja and friend}}} by morenna2009-05-12 04:43:25
  {{{Sonja & friend}}} by firehawk2009-05-12 03:34:24
  {{{Sonja and sonjas friend}}} by confused.brit2009-05-12 03:21:31
<Deleted><Deleted>2009-05-12 03:33:50
  Mod'd: Double-ish. (n/t) by Tyop2009-05-12 03:34:09
  Mods! the 3am hiccup strikes again! (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-12 03:20:42
Best idea ever! by dodrian2009-05-12 03:09:35
  $369,000 + 1 Job = photo op. :-) by Dire_Lobo2009-05-12 05:46:58
    Not like they'll have much use for them soon ... (n/t) by PeKaJe2009-05-12 06:53:50
      We should sell the old shuttles by joecrouse2009-05-12 07:51:04
Is this article about Miss California, by postaljohn2009-05-12 03:05:01
  Even though I disagree by y2kdragon2009-05-12 03:33:13
    I agree with Chelsea Handler's take... by firehawk2009-05-12 03:40:10
      Pretty much in a nutshell if you ask me. (n/t) by vampire2009-05-12 06:38:27
      On that I agree by y2kdragon2009-05-12 04:01:05
        Definitely. by firehawk2009-05-12 04:05:06
          It wasn't courage by sappha582009-05-12 04:33:54
          (my personal view) "God made me do it!" by jaqie2009-05-12 04:21:07
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-05-12 01:56:13
PSA: Star Trek for the third time... by firehawk2009-05-12 01:50:18
  Yes, I was thinking about going to see it again by SaylorA2009-05-12 07:38:23
    Damn you both ~shakes fist~ by confused.brit2009-05-12 07:39:37
      You haz PayPal account? by firehawk2009-05-12 15:01:55
Did UF just upen a pup-up? by Khaar2009-05-12 01:49:25
  Uf doesn't do pups afaik, but they do puns by Spisefisken2009-05-12 03:41:27
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Hieraco2009-05-12 01:32:41
  G'Morning all! by Nea2009-05-12 08:45:53
  *wanders in with a wagon of tissues in tow* by Afterburner2009-05-12 08:28:23
    Oh dear... by Nea2009-05-12 08:47:02
      They should get a room, at the very least by Afterburner2009-05-12 09:23:57
        Ugh. by Nea2009-05-12 09:46:07
  I'm allergic to the whole world by aprylmae2009-05-12 05:52:45
    Get hold of some locally produced honey and eat it by confused.brit2009-05-12 06:13:09
      I've been trying by aprylmae2009-05-12 06:41:37
    *Hopes Aprylmae's alergies disappear naturally* by NDwight2009-05-12 06:06:29
  Good Morning by NDwight2009-05-12 05:41:37
  Ah, springtime by y2kdragon2009-05-12 03:34:21
    Sure it's not an angry fob, morming? (n/t) by Purest2009-05-12 05:00:20
      Mangy Fob? (n/t) by y2kdragon2009-05-12 05:41:24
  *opens duck pond, summons Hentai Moose* by firehawk2009-05-12 01:48:55
  Good morning by vectorz2009-05-12 01:44:49
(Sits beside the UFie Swimming Pool, a fishing by ShadowSystems2009-05-12 01:32:10
  *takes off the Cthulhu mask and eats the ramen* by firehawk2009-05-12 01:48:08
    *punches firehawk's stomach* by Eboreg2009-05-12 17:39:43
      *eats Eboreg* by firehawk2009-05-12 19:05:45
        For some odd reason, I read that as "Eats Borat". by ShadowSystems2009-05-12 19:40:05
I go home... by mekkanik_mike2009-05-12 01:13:30
  Queues up with a plate (n/t) by maddriver2009-05-12 15:59:26
A thought by Spisefisken2009-05-12 00:48:07
  What are you trying to prove? by Twitchh2009-05-12 06:24:08
    Any statement made by this poster by joecrouse2009-05-12 08:03:55
    sounds like a random thought problem to me by morenna2009-05-12 06:36:47
  4 and 7 also have problems. by morenna2009-05-12 05:04:06
  the erronous statement by cjlpa2009-05-12 00:50:04
    What makes them go into menopause then? by Spisefisken2009-05-12 00:57:52
      hormones, or lack thereof. by morenna2009-05-12 04:51:33
      Nope. by DerSarek2009-05-12 01:05:11
      TV is mostly lies. (n/t) by hobbs2009-05-12 00:59:24
        Lies, car chases and fiery explosions. :-) by kahuana2009-05-12 01:05:03
          And don't get me started on some of the ... by aix tom2009-05-12 06:11:27
    To elaborate: by DerSarek2009-05-12 00:57:28
      Your statement is 100% correct. by jaqie2009-05-12 04:11:45
ATTN: EU UFies. by kahuana2009-05-12 00:43:28
  The answer is obvious, n'est pas? by run.dll2009-05-12 08:23:09
  Bulls4. by firehawk2009-05-12 01:46:08
    Largest factory : Washington DC? by klar_at_work2009-05-12 02:06:19
      Yes. Both. (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-12 02:28:32
  He doesn't sing THAT bad by cokish2009-05-12 01:29:01
    I think I like Seal better than Seal. (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-12 14:03:35
    Bwahahaha by ttlogic2009-05-12 01:36:41
      He Married Heidi Klum by cokish2009-05-12 01:46:47
  We export their balls to be used for by klar_at_work2009-05-12 01:10:33
    No no...that was another bull product. by firehawk2009-05-12 01:51:34
  I think the local restaurants use most of it (n/t) by Control2009-05-12 01:09:29
  So, what are you saying? by DerSarek2009-05-12 00:50:40
    Bull fighting is good by joecrouse2009-05-12 08:07:17
    Just a nudge to remind you to maybe put your by kahuana2009-05-12 00:58:35
      And now I must haul my a3 to bed. (it's EDT here) (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-12 01:03:37
        oh yeah, do, you are so sleepy that you got the by Zoxer2009-05-12 04:33:40
          ORLY? The majority of EU denizens support the ban? by kahuana2009-05-12 18:28:38
          minority?? by klar_at_work2009-05-12 04:52:48
            No, no, not the USAsians this time ;-p by Zoxer2009-05-12 05:57:31
              They dont even do baby seal hunts no more by joecrouse2009-05-12 08:12:18
                All i have to say on the matter is: by confused.brit2009-05-12 08:24:15
                  ... and, in a nutshell, that is the problem. by run.dll2009-05-12 09:19:32
                    I have no qualms about torturing Geese by joecrouse2009-05-12 21:03:10
                    I'm sorry for you, but it looks as if you got by Zoxer2009-05-12 11:41:27
                      "Slaughter", "Hunt", "Cull" "Harvest". Semantics. by run.dll2009-05-12 12:06:19
                        Canada is to officially re-designate the hunt: by kahuana2009-05-12 18:31:07
        Oh yeah. Please do. by DerSarek2009-05-12 01:06:51
  Bull soup by cjlpa2009-05-12 00:48:41
HAHAHHAHA by shoobs2009-05-12 00:24:08
  Comcr@p by y2kdragon2009-05-12 03:37:02
    Heh by shoobs2009-05-13 08:28:29
Is it just me or does Sid bear some resemblance to by cuboci2009-05-12 00:17:26
  They're both older men in professions by hobbs2009-05-12 02:28:35
    I thought you were going to say they are both by SaylorA2009-05-12 10:13:47
      Also that. (n/t) by hobbs2009-05-12 11:51:22
  No. by kahuana2009-05-12 00:45:15
    how does that affect whether or not they resemble by aprylmae2009-05-12 08:35:29
    And Dumbledore is? (n/t) by cuboci2009-05-12 06:44:21
      According to Ms. Rowling, yes. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-12 07:03:15
        Cool, didn't know that. Too bad he's so old ;) (n/t) by cuboci2009-05-12 12:05:22
    He has a daughter. by Control2009-05-12 01:14:32
      that would just mean he wasn't always by voxwoman2009-05-12 03:05:39
  no. by mekkanik_mike2009-05-12 00:29:50
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-05-12 00:15:34
  I know the answer but I can't think of a question. (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-12 00:26:47
    OK, Calcium Carbide by Intrinsic2009-05-12 00:30:49
      Acetylene by dagabe2009-05-12 00:41:01
        Calcium hydroxide by mtsinot2009-05-12 02:52:55
          Cement by Merfax2009-05-12 08:52:53
            CaO by mtsinot2009-05-12 09:27:42
              Americium by Stibbons2009-05-12 09:47:20
                Technetium by voxwoman2009-05-12 11:14:25
                Technetium by archnerd2009-05-12 11:13:43
                  Helium. by retiqlum22009-05-12 12:02:37
                    A canister vacuum cleaner. by werehatrack2009-05-12 16:23:06
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-05-12 00:08:22
  It appears to be im heroically unemployable... by confused.brit2009-05-12 07:04:12
  When you actually see my superpower.. by todAnthony2009-05-12 06:19:09
  Total immunity to any and all... by FNORDer2009-05-12 02:56:18
    you sure? by jaqie2009-05-12 04:42:35
    No i can see that by confused.brit2009-05-12 03:06:58
      Eh? o.O I haven't eaten anything of FNORDer's. by firehawk2009-05-12 03:29:05
  my superpower: by Klymer2009-05-12 02:17:22
  The ability to have no superpowers. by firehawk2009-05-12 01:44:45
  The ability to hide superpowers by vectorz2009-05-12 01:43:52
  Re by shoobs2009-05-12 00:27:31
Translations by Nea2009-05-12 00:00:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by rikthoff2009-05-12 01:31:37
    Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-05-12 01:36:03
    Nederlands by rikthoff2009-05-12 01:32:27
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by dagabe2009-05-12 00:17:25
    by dagabe by dagabe2009-05-12 00:21:07
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-05-12 00:00:01
  Can we submit reasons to the list? by Spisefisken2009-05-12 04:48:03
    Yes you can submit suggestions by Hieraco2009-05-12 05:47:03
      Not true. Although I do live in both. :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-05-12 07:36:03
  Oooo! Oooo! New reason for the list. by firehawk2009-05-12 01:52:32
    I believe that one, with Spud, is already by klar_at_work2009-05-12 02:08:33
      No. by firehawk2009-05-12 03:31:14
        it can be by jaqie2009-05-12 04:49:39
        *images firehawk in a tutu* by Klymer2009-05-12 04:13:23
  Magenta pink in IE - Almost soothing by Hieraco2009-05-12 01:26:22
  WillSmithdroppedaherdofcatsinafricaasthesumariansd by vectorz2009-05-12 00:04:28
    That one almost makes sense. (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-05-12 00:22:52

 

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