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Cartoon for May 10, 2009
Strip for May 10, 2009
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Freaky weather by Astro-g2009-05-11 00:01:35
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-05-10 22:00:02
  ...to despicable taxes and wit-holding by chawley6502009-05-11 22:12:11
  William Shatner comes to mind just now. by refresherdownun2009-05-10 23:02:36
G'night, UFies. by Adiplomat2009-05-10 21:00:04
  *Spoiler* *Spoiler* *Spoiler* by Hieraco2009-05-10 23:04:01
    >.< YES I CAN YES I CAN SHUT UP! by firehawk2009-05-10 23:17:33
  Heh indeed by purplepineapple2009-05-10 21:26:45
    Yeah, yeah... **grumbles** by Adiplomat2009-05-10 21:35:25
      *raspberry* Um, I mean, sorry!! (n/t) by purplepineapple2009-05-10 23:10:08
  Hormones affect how the brain functions. by RedIon2009-05-10 21:02:46
O/T So... How soon for the series? by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:33:56
  Afaik.. all the actors are signed up for by Garrinka2009-05-10 20:37:43
    Pegg is also a legitimate small screen actor. by kahuana2009-05-10 20:40:40
[a rant about \r\n in text files] by dennismv2009-05-10 20:22:30
  Corrective measure by inittab2009-05-10 20:35:13
    Or use a better editor in Whinders. by kahuana2009-05-10 20:39:03
  [a rant about \n in text files instead of \r\n] by kahuana2009-05-10 20:34:43
    And a completely useless one in terms of a text by hobbs2009-05-11 00:08:34
  [a rant about overpriced stock photos] by dennismv2009-05-10 20:26:38
    Wholy Carp! I wish i could sell my photos for 1/2 by Hieraco2009-05-10 23:08:23
    Just don't forget to get the release signed! :-) by kahuana2009-05-10 20:36:13
It just occurred to me how incredibly stupid a by Adiplomat2009-05-10 19:47:59
  I'm sorry, but you're not qualified to judge. by firehawk2009-05-10 23:14:31
    Exactly, that is the point. by veran2009-05-11 09:20:38
  Examined logically, the statement is unprovable. by twixt2009-05-10 22:42:24
    Does that invalidate it though? (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-10 23:08:43
  The statement is totally false. by jaqie2009-05-10 21:02:13
    I have by Nightwind2009-05-10 21:44:55
  Two things. by Peace_man2009-05-10 20:29:18
    Minna no baka. by veran2009-05-10 20:52:02
      Why are you looking for proof? by Peace_man2009-05-10 20:57:02
        I'd say that as an opinion, majority provides by subbywan2009-05-10 21:09:31
          The Delphi Oracle relies on it :-) (n/t) by Peace_man2009-05-10 22:10:05
  Have you lost the perspective? by subbywan2009-05-10 20:03:57
    It's a logic problem: by veran2009-05-10 20:18:32
      Except there's little logical about it. by subbywan2009-05-10 20:28:48
        But the matter at hand is not psychology by veran2009-05-10 20:46:17
          it's very much psychology. by subbywan2009-05-10 20:58:06
  hrm..... by Nightwind2009-05-10 19:55:25
    But the point is, it's nonsense. by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:00:05
      being that it's ment to apply after the fact by Nightwind2009-05-10 20:04:50
        I interpret it as a verbal "bandaid". (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-10 20:30:15
        don't know that I agree with that. by subbywan2009-05-10 20:11:26
          Then your smart enough to get it both ways (n/t) by Nightwind2009-05-10 21:31:14
          What is "Love?" by veran2009-05-10 20:19:50
            apples and oranges. by subbywan2009-05-10 20:26:02
              Why should there be more to it? by cuboci2009-05-10 20:49:23
                because it's a physiological effect, not just by subbywan2009-05-10 21:02:37
                Which *can* be emulated with drugs. (n/t) by veran2009-05-10 20:52:44
              More than a feeling? by veran2009-05-10 20:49:09
                There's more to it than *just* a feeling. by subbywan2009-05-10 21:01:04
        "Enjoys" my hairy [ahem]. No choice, in some cases (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:09:40
    I've always enterpreted it as by binkley2009-05-10 19:59:45
      I interpret it as: by veran2009-05-10 20:17:01
        Another reason I dislike the implications by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:19:43
          Yeah, its stupid, no argument from me. (n/t) by veran2009-05-10 20:20:28
Dollhouse o.O by Snate2009-05-10 19:08:00
  *spoiler* by Nightwind2009-05-10 19:47:49
    Do you really want to know? It's a big spoiler by Snate2009-05-10 19:54:56
      I;ve only missed an eppisode or two by Nightwind2009-05-10 19:56:29
        I don't know. by Snate2009-05-10 20:22:54
          when you say that person by Nightwind2009-05-10 20:56:20
            Further Help by Snate2009-05-10 22:08:35
  Apparently. (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-10 19:12:05
I need a button. by ChuckAB2009-05-10 18:46:27
  easily done. (well kinda easily) by jaqie2009-05-10 21:18:51
  Spin up a Linux install by robertltux2009-05-10 20:51:54
  Cross my palm with silver, O aspirant to knowledge by Adiplomat2009-05-10 19:26:58
    It appears to not be Vista compatable. by ChuckAB2009-05-10 20:12:01
      No idea. I spent 15 min. Googling on by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:18:27
        Thanks for the string. I'll dig more tomorrow. Now by ChuckAB2009-05-10 20:20:57
          Hasta. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:25:49
  Get a USB hub? by themadkansan2009-05-10 19:13:17
    A USB switch might work. by ChuckAB2009-05-10 20:17:02
      $9? I've seen $25 on-off switches by kahuana2009-05-10 20:20:32
  Not a button but an SPDT switch ... by kahuana2009-05-10 19:10:56
  link them together so they're both out-putting by subbywan2009-05-10 19:00:22
No sewing today. Sowing today by voxwoman2009-05-10 18:43:26
Heckuva way to end an otherwise very nice weekend, by iarann2009-05-10 18:26:01
  {{{jarann & dad}}} (n/t) by Silverfire2009-05-10 22:19:26
  {{{{iarann & dad}}}} by radiowave9112009-05-10 20:39:29
  {{{iarann and dad}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-05-10 19:09:56
  *vibes, prayers and hugs heading your direction*.. by Garrinka2009-05-10 18:56:51
  heres to rolling 3 on d6 (n/t) by robertltux2009-05-10 18:54:24
  {{{{iarann & dad}}}} by kc5sdy2009-05-10 18:49:30
  {{{iarann & iadad}}} by firehawk2009-05-10 18:46:12
"I need space"... by hactar the uhhh2009-05-10 18:19:58
  Space... the final frontier... by veran2009-05-10 20:21:24
  Bah. Women Cant live without em by joecrouse2009-05-10 19:27:18
    It is? Oh, s4! **checks basement** by Adiplomat2009-05-10 19:30:00
      No problems here. by veran2009-05-10 20:50:12
  no offense dude... but drop it an move on.. by Garrinka2009-05-10 19:02:10
    She's right by Nightwind2009-05-10 19:49:24
      thank you :) and you are right.. by Garrinka2009-05-10 20:07:02
      Hmmmm... by Adiplomat2009-05-10 19:57:15
        Bah, ufies do things like change contentent by Nightwind2009-05-10 20:07:35
          I believe so :) by Garrinka2009-05-10 20:10:07
            AFAIK, Jen and JDSO were not UFies pre-shackling by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:24:41
              unfortunatly yes :P ;) by Garrinka2009-05-10 20:30:36
                Hasta la vista... (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:35:31
                  why do you curse me !!!!!!! ;) hehehe by Garrinka2009-05-10 20:39:01
                    That shudder is no doubt entertaining, by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:55:30
        umm excuisssssse me? ;) by Garrinka2009-05-10 20:06:04
          Hmmmm... Ratio of single lady (assumed until by Adiplomat2009-05-10 20:15:31
    ^^^ what she said. {{{hactar}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-05-10 19:12:02
  No hemlock for j00! by firehawk2009-05-10 18:45:01
    Phew! Enough to make any mind shy away by Adiplomat2009-05-10 19:28:38
Watching tonight's Mythbusters episode I realized: by kahuana2009-05-10 17:44:33
  Adam is on twitter and responds to questions. (n/t) by iarann2009-05-10 18:14:02
    And here I thought he was Apple tech support... (n (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-10 19:49:18
  The destruction special? by Nightwind2009-05-10 18:07:03
    Aye. That's the one. (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-10 18:18:11
    Is there any other kind? by veran2009-05-10 18:10:38
      have they done the blow socks off episode yet?? by robertltux2009-05-10 19:20:45
        Not yet. I'm looking forward to that one. :) (n/t) by SaylorA2009-05-10 19:41:04
Now watching: ghost in the shell SAC by veran2009-05-10 16:49:24
  They would be if you've sen the Ghost in the shell by confused.brit2009-05-10 16:51:41
    Haven't seen the movies. (n/t) by veran2009-05-10 17:00:46
      Correct that problem. (n/t) by UGuardian2009-05-10 17:17:12
        One of these days. (n/t) by veran2009-05-10 17:23:37
          meh the two SAC series-es were much better by jaqie2009-05-10 21:22:19
Nothing like getting Mom the perfect gift :) by jmaxsohmer2009-05-10 16:04:34
  I gave mine Henckels too! by Arivia2009-05-10 17:38:18
We did it again. by werehatrack2009-05-10 15:08:27
  Oh, and yes... by werehatrack2009-05-10 15:09:09
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! by firehawk2009-05-10 18:43:51
programming weirdness by dennismv2009-05-10 15:08:27
  Compiler reordering? CPU pipeline flushes needed? by bwkaz2009-05-10 17:36:06
    Also depends on # of iterations of the loop. by kahuana2009-05-10 17:51:03
  *blinks* Weird by Apo2009-05-10 15:12:23
    averaged from 2-4 runs by dennismv2009-05-10 15:25:37
      I can confirm those results... by Apo2009-05-10 15:40:24
        pretty repost by dennismv2009-05-10 15:48:49
        Why are you modifying a after setting it to clock? (n/t) by dodrian2009-05-10 15:45:35
          you mean the reset? (n/t) by Apo2009-05-10 15:47:13
            Never mind, I'm stupid. by Apo2009-05-10 15:51:20
It's weird being hungry and full at the same time. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-05-10 14:53:57
Thank you UFies re: Beau, who has come home by purplepineapple2009-05-10 14:33:03
  Knuckles and I are happy to hear that by Hieraco2009-05-10 22:50:16
  Happiness is a warm kitteh. by Adiplomat2009-05-10 19:08:10
    I'll see him on the 24th for a brief visit by purplepineapple2009-05-10 20:56:55
  Good hearing! by Silverfire2009-05-10 17:18:04
  that's good to hear hon :) by Garrinka2009-05-10 15:35:12
    My dad says collar is on by purplepineapple2009-05-10 18:11:15
      again hon .. good luck with that.. :) by Garrinka2009-05-10 18:53:23
        Thanks :) (n/t) by purplepineapple2009-05-10 20:57:23
The Computer Lab is spooky on Sunday nights! by dodrian2009-05-10 14:28:06
  The vending machines make very odd noises. (n/t) by dodrian2009-05-10 15:55:21
    it's just the alien monsters escaping the machine. (n/t) by morenna2009-05-10 17:22:06
      nothing to worry about then. by kahuana2009-05-10 17:53:35
        *snerk*! Very true. :o) (n/t) by morenna2009-05-10 19:12:49
          And the true test is if the monster then comes bac by kahuana2009-05-10 19:17:32
I can has duckies!!! by robertltux2009-05-10 13:37:52
  Ninja Ducks! by quiet12009-05-10 18:59:49
Metapost. by themadkansan2009-05-10 13:29:24
  looks around by themadkansan2009-05-10 14:11:25
  Applying metafilter<tm> by Klaranth2009-05-10 13:33:12
    <Moderated for Metafiltering> by Hieraco2009-05-10 13:53:17
  Puzzled query by Hieraco2009-05-10 13:31:02
    its a SecondLife thing by robertltux2009-05-10 14:15:59
      i have the set now by robertltux2009-05-10 14:36:00
        Read it again robert. by confused.brit2009-05-10 14:41:55
  Fnord (n/t) by Bonzo2009-05-10 13:30:47
    *doesn't see fnord* by werehatrack2009-05-10 15:12:28
OT: Star Trek <minor spoiler> by hadji2009-05-10 12:21:43
  Great film, and great scene!! by mrxavia2009-05-11 12:59:38
  Indeed! by Myke2009-05-10 13:08:56
    They got Kowalski! by carl522009-05-10 15:03:11
Repost: UFies looking for jobs by DesiredUsername2009-05-10 12:01:36
WOOT! by daemon_poet2009-05-10 11:04:33
*snrk* amazon bashes the kindle 2! by jaqie2009-05-10 09:58:07
  Ad seems to work. by Klaranth2009-05-10 16:10:53
    I found it funny. Im not going to buy one. by jaqie2009-05-10 21:08:37
      It won't hurt their sales. by Klaranth2009-05-10 23:13:55
    It encourages people to buy the latest by Lab Rat2009-05-10 16:54:14
      Heck, that Intel's SOP. (n/t) by SaylorA2009-05-10 19:42:24
        and many other consumer goods (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-10 20:40:21
The Eternal will be updated Wednesday evening. by taitano2009-05-10 09:38:37
  The Lost City by taitano2009-05-10 09:51:41
Heh. Grandpa is wise. by taitano2009-05-10 09:22:47
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-05-10 09:00:02
So, what is the significance of Rick Berman? by veran2009-05-10 08:41:28
  Berman did little new. He re-hashed by subbywan2009-05-10 15:55:46
    Explains the heavy handed use of time travel in by kahuana2009-05-10 19:15:02
  Star trek fans bash new movie! by Bealz22009-05-10 14:36:45
  I liked the character development by joecrouse2009-05-10 09:48:52
    They each got many episodes. by veran2009-05-10 09:55:03
      he was only funny till you learned by joecrouse2009-05-10 15:41:09
        Hey, it worked for Hannibal Lecter. by veran2009-05-10 16:46:10
  Berman became the head of the franchise by SaylorA2009-05-10 09:05:42
    Which was different from Roddenberry how? by NemoHac2009-05-10 15:56:03
      Cos it was still new for ST while GR was doing it. by subbywan2009-05-10 15:57:11
        I still can't stand the hate by NemoHac2009-05-10 16:01:34
          That's probably why though. by subbywan2009-05-10 16:13:53
            Don't think I will by NemoHac2009-05-10 16:29:23
              no ... i said GR *MAY* have had the same issue by subbywan2009-05-10 16:37:58
                "Particle of the Week" by NemoHac2009-05-10 16:44:31
                  eh. It's really no different from by subbywan2009-05-10 17:04:40
                    This appears to be a hot topic within the fandom by veran2009-05-10 17:47:09
    He basically turned it into a soap opera? (n/t) by veran2009-05-10 09:09:34
      This is a problem? (n/t) by UGuardian2009-05-10 09:33:47
        Depends on how you like soaps. by veran2009-05-10 09:44:45
          That's why i liked it (n/t) by Nightwind2009-05-10 11:10:32
          I'm still unnerved by the "Windows logo" effect. (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-10 09:49:10
            To me it is more reminicent of a Warhol print. by kahuana2009-05-10 11:34:07
            Do elaborate. (n/t) by veran2009-05-10 09:51:37
              it could look like a cross between a windows logo by Nightwind2009-05-10 11:30:23
              (Today's comic....) :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-10 09:55:56
  Re: significance of Rick Berman by Corydon762009-05-10 09:00:34
    For a given value of "Faithful" (n/t) by NemoHac2009-05-10 15:58:18
    They had best and worst elements of the franchise. by Nightwind2009-05-10 11:09:49
    And here I thought they were the best of ST.... (n/t) by vampire2009-05-10 10:17:35
  Depends by mashiki2009-05-10 08:46:27
"Your password expires in 9 days. by postaljohn2009-05-10 08:15:54
  Your new password is... by firehawk2009-05-10 18:35:10
  a (n/t) by daemon_poet2009-05-10 16:17:34
  I use outdated addresses. by Bealz22009-05-10 14:15:34
  OT: What is the largest word you can make with hex by imWACC02009-05-10 13:13:38
    Longest I could find with a quick search, without by RedIon2009-05-10 16:57:17
  Just mash your keyboard randomly by PeKaJe2009-05-10 11:22:24
  See, this was what Jargling was for. (n/t) by TheGM2009-05-10 10:07:50
  "Your password is 181 days old. by Skelwar2009-05-10 08:37:06
  Th3K1ng1nY3ll0w by Klaranth2009-05-10 08:35:55
    Feh. Piker. by themadkansan2009-05-10 08:38:32
      One straight jacket for TMK, one. by Klaranth2009-05-10 08:56:40
Highest score at the Necronomicon Card Game by Klaranth2009-05-10 08:07:30
  Oh Klar.... by confused.brit2009-05-10 14:40:37
    woohoo. by Klaranth2009-05-10 16:12:05
      still am, but not in London or the Midlands... by confused.brit2009-05-10 16:20:32
        (Thats not to say I dont appreciate the trouble by confused.brit2009-05-10 16:25:15
          Just because you and I dont see eye to eye by Klaranth2009-05-10 23:11:19
      s/snt/ant/ (n/t) by Klaranth2009-05-10 16:13:06
Another depressing Formula 1 weekend :( by cuboci2009-05-10 06:59:10
  Yeah, but Mark Martin won at Darlington! (n/t) by vvpete2009-05-10 08:34:31
    Hey look! They're turnin' left! by themadkansan2009-05-10 08:37:04
      First google result for "they're turnin' left" - ^ (n/t) by RedIon2009-05-10 15:07:25
  Yeah... by RedIon2009-05-10 07:04:08
    Being German I'd have preferred Vettel ;) (n/t) by cuboci2009-05-10 07:09:46
to all the moms in UFieLand by voxwoman2009-05-10 06:52:15
  Happy Mother's day to you and the other Ufie moms by Garrinka2009-05-10 15:37:03
  Happy Mother's Day, UFie moms! :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-05-10 09:39:39
And thus ends capatalism by voxwoman2009-05-10 06:48:42
  fine. I made a typo. Capitalism. by voxwoman2009-05-10 10:13:25
  Capitalism can only start something. by kahuana2009-05-10 08:40:28
    today's dilbert :P (n/t) by voxwoman2009-05-10 10:11:58
      i thought we were just getting rid of the upper by kahuana2009-05-10 10:31:32
  those poor proper nouns... (n/t) by flirkann2009-05-10 07:36:25
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-05-10 06:07:09
SOTM: Sara Patterson: So Much Left to Do by FNORDer2009-05-10 05:08:19
ATTN: any UF admin that knows the financial system by jaqie2009-05-10 04:37:45
  I *THINK* you can use any acceptable name by Hieraco2009-05-10 04:47:48
    Attn: Smiling Man by firehawk2009-05-10 04:58:43
Cthulhu lovers' timesink : by Klaranth2009-05-10 04:34:33
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-05-10 04:00:01
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-05-10 03:46:50
I would have expected a strip about Duke Nukem For by cuboci2009-05-10 00:40:06
  it'll be released with the game ... (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-10 00:54:14
    ROFL (n/t) by cuboci2009-05-10 00:55:59
Waaaaait so out of: by NemoHac2009-05-10 00:36:27
We interrupt this trek related cartoon by wabbit652009-05-10 00:22:15
  Spoilers and Speculation by SaylorA2009-05-10 08:58:13
    Hmm, what's the logical thing to do? And what's by josie_beller2009-05-10 11:04:00
      Remember... by SaylorA2009-05-10 11:17:54
        I can see how some of that by joecrouse2009-05-10 15:44:46
        ...And then they malfunctioned. by bwkaz2009-05-10 14:18:12
  LEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS GEEKY by confused.brit2009-05-10 08:13:48
    they were flagged by Freakazoid2009-05-10 08:17:59
      I should have put "spoiler" in the TLP title by wabbit652009-05-10 08:59:16
  My comments... (spoilers here & TLP) by firehawk2009-05-10 04:54:29
    stop calling him Sylar by voxwoman2009-05-10 06:46:43
      I was merely repeating wabbit's assessment by firehawk2009-05-10 18:37:00
        U stoled my hammer! by wabbit652009-05-10 19:50:26
      can he salute with both hands??? (n/t) by robertltux2009-05-10 09:31:59
      tststs, next you'll probably try... by BrainBug2009-05-10 09:28:05
        He's not MacGyver, he's O'Neill (n/t) by voxwoman2009-05-10 10:11:11
      I agree, I see Spock on the screen, not Sylar. (n/t) by SaylorA2009-05-10 08:34:04
  Random comments by BrainBug2009-05-10 04:29:25
    *PHPPPPPPPPPT* Any REAL Trek fan knows that Sulu by taitano2009-05-10 10:20:53
      "Western Martial Arts"? by subbywan2009-05-10 16:00:59
      Yeah, well, but... by BrainBug2009-05-10 11:01:59
    Random replies (SPOILERS here & above) by firehawk2009-05-10 04:57:44
      The one difference... by SaylorA2009-05-10 08:30:29
        Agreed. That's a huge difference. by firehawk2009-05-10 18:37:29
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2009-05-10 00:00:45
Translations by Nea2009-05-10 00:00:01
  german (tlp) / (nt) by datolli2009-05-10 00:25:24
    Olli strikes again (well...) by datolli2009-05-10 00:26:47
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-05-10 00:00:00
  IDGI - First reason: by davydd2009-05-10 04:07:04
  Because "he" trolls are always hungry? (n/t) by RedIon2009-05-10 01:58:57
    Got it, and corrected in the list. by Klaranth2009-05-10 02:56:46
  DustpuppyfriedMulderonGoogleEarthandwasuploadedtoY by Hieraco2009-05-10 00:03:53

 

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