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Cartoon for May 07, 2009
Strip for May 07, 2009
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Attn: Firehawk: if this is true, you are by Dire_Lobo2009-05-08 06:49:40
  Doh. Guess I didn't do it right - should have done by Dire_Lobo2009-05-08 06:58:53
Yay, last day today! by Vidi2009-05-07 23:44:15
speed of file reading in C/C++ by dennismv2009-05-07 23:40:05
  Expected. by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 23:45:19
Hehehehehehe ...... by Klaranth2009-05-07 23:11:57
  BAWAHAHAH Brilliant! (n/t) by Hieraco2009-05-07 23:16:35
WPTTGTBT by radiowave9112009-05-07 22:09:42
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-05-07 22:00:01
Survey: breaks at work by kyrasantae2009-05-07 21:43:53
  What's a break??? ß-Þ by KreepyKrawly2009-05-08 01:41:38
  AT by clystron2009-05-08 01:37:14
  5 minutes * hours worked by karl-henrik2009-05-07 23:58:41
  15 mins * 2, No, Yes, Nz (n/t) by arcrider742009-05-07 22:43:47
  Hmm... by oot2009-05-07 22:34:37
  .de, afaik of course by KeineAhnung2009-05-07 22:29:51
  My experience from Oz... by Flirkann2009-05-07 22:28:01
  Answers: by morenna2009-05-07 22:02:25
  1: No idea. 2: No idea. 3: No idea. 4: .au. (n/t) by RedIon2009-05-07 22:00:39
    What he ^^^ said (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-07 23:33:27
Oww... by oot2009-05-07 21:42:06
  Oof. Did hammer person at least carry stuff too? by morenna2009-05-07 21:48:35
    No hot tub tonight by oot2009-05-07 22:31:35
      Nice. Hot. Bath. by firehawk2009-05-07 23:32:39
So, I went and saw Star Trek. (SPOILERS) by the_diggity2009-05-07 20:52:01
  it's pretty much a 50/50 split with fans from by FNORDer2009-05-07 23:41:37
  Dude. The movie's better than sex! by firehawk2009-05-07 23:26:57
SOTM: The Crüxshadows - Titan by Sharku2009-05-07 20:50:18
Which is better: Highwaymen, or the hitcher? by veran2009-05-07 20:37:50
  Definitely "The Highwayman", by vampire2009-05-07 21:16:11
Random Story Time: because RedIon is bored: by RetiQlum22009-05-07 20:30:19
  OK, so one of my hot buttons is racism. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 21:11:07
    So S wanted to go to the local strip club. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 21:27:02
      Well one of the thins that changed was the ... by RetiQlum22009-05-07 21:43:16
        Okay, so I'm happy as a clam in... by RetiQlum22009-05-07 22:32:34
          I can only get away with this because I am ... by RetiQlum22009-05-07 22:55:35
            So I take it you disagree with Mel Brooks by Nightwind2009-05-07 23:20:16
              I'll kick him in the nards and laugh. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 23:24:36
                One last thing: by RetiQlum22009-05-07 23:34:31
            So anyhow, there were these five guys at the bar. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 23:07:27
          Finish it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by arcrider742009-05-07 22:40:39
            The story it is finished. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 23:09:37
              ow...my tongue... (n/t) by Flirkann2009-05-07 23:13:20
            Not Friday! Not...Oh, it is Friday here =P (n/t) by Flirkann2009-05-07 22:54:45
        Are you guys bored or should I continue? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-07 22:12:37
          Not bored, but frustrated at piecemeal updates. by kelli2172009-05-07 22:16:00
            REtIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (n/t) by abaron2009-05-07 22:21:55
            Sorry. Three conversations at once. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 22:21:44
              Deal (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-07 22:26:29
    and? (n/t) by arcrider742009-05-07 21:23:20
  Absolutely. by RedIon2009-05-07 20:42:25
    Yes. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 21:02:56
I haz a bored. by RedIon2009-05-07 20:21:35
  Learn homology! (n/t) by Llyr2009-05-07 20:44:33
  A priest a rabbi a blond & a duck walk into a bar by devinull2009-05-07 20:29:05
    A clown walks into a bar. by devinull2009-05-07 20:34:08
      Two cannibals are eating a clown, by veran2009-05-07 20:39:41
        What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? by devinull2009-05-07 20:46:39
          What does it mean when a drummer is drooling out by RedIon2009-05-07 21:03:56
            How can you tell a drummer is at your door? by devinull2009-05-07 21:15:12
              A few I found... by RedIon2009-05-07 21:41:26
                And the biggest winner: by RedIon2009-05-07 21:45:29
              How do you know when a singer is at your door? by devinull2009-05-07 21:38:49
Oh, behave! (n/t) by joresgump2009-05-07 19:42:33
  Do I make you randy? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-07 20:01:58
    no no no no No! .. by Garrinka2009-05-07 20:04:11
Linux help, please? (Back Track 4) by radiowave9112009-05-07 19:32:06
  Is this booting the DVD or booting after install? (n/t) by hobbs2009-05-07 19:52:17
    Post-install. (n/t) by radiowave9112009-05-07 20:17:42
      I just backed everything out and started again. by radiowave9112009-05-07 20:40:46
        Alrighty, go ahead with that. by hobbs2009-05-07 21:03:38
          Didn't fix it. Still getting the panic message. by radiowave9112009-05-07 21:07:29
            lilo.conf by radiowave9112009-05-07 21:15:33
              Sure that shouldn't be root=/dev/hda3 by hobbs2009-05-07 21:34:10
                DOH! I believe you are correct. by radiowave9112009-05-07 21:43:49
                  It Boots! Thank you! by radiowave9112009-05-07 21:51:08
        The copy of the root directory structure seems to by radiowave9112009-05-07 20:56:47
Bread Mold, anyone? by ChuckAB2009-05-07 18:51:39
  Depressing. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 19:13:24
    April Showers bring May flowers ;) by Garrinka2009-05-07 19:36:15
      I step on those. by veran2009-05-07 19:59:57
        And what do May flowers bring? by NeedaNewNick2009-05-07 21:09:59
          Pilgrims. (n/t) by RedIon2009-05-07 21:15:37
          Only down South. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 21:14:05
        You have no soul. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 20:03:20
          I believe that makes for a mokkasin by veran2009-05-07 20:40:57
sotm: The Metro - Berlin (n/t) by Garrinka2009-05-07 18:48:45
Anyone using GoDaddy for hosting? - I had a compro by radiowave9112009-05-07 18:45:43
  Might want to check Coppermine's site. by werehatrack2009-05-07 20:40:43
    I think I'll pull the gallery for a bit :) by radiowave9112009-05-07 20:42:17
  Sheesh. You sure know how to kill the free time I by Dire_Lobo2009-05-07 20:07:04
    The issue I had was evident in the first line of by radiowave9112009-05-07 20:50:38
  Hearsay ammendum: by UGuardian2009-05-07 19:40:40
    Email service is good though by oot2009-05-07 22:50:40
    This is the first I have had any real problem by radiowave9112009-05-07 20:46:05
Stewie guest star on Bones!!! by robertltux2009-05-07 17:57:34
  Stewie is a cartoon character, isn't he? by veran2009-05-07 18:07:46
    well this epi started with a critic in a cabernet. by robertltux2009-05-07 19:41:21
Network switching question by romandas2009-05-07 17:57:06
  The most obvious/prevalent one: by NeedaNewNick2009-05-07 21:06:58
  ARP flooding by Intrinsic2009-05-07 20:57:14
Strain guages are truly the root of Murphy's Law. by kahuana2009-05-07 17:53:25
Grammar question: "Namesake" by Llyr2009-05-07 17:05:19
  If I name my son Spencer, you'd be his namesake. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 18:53:08
  Nah mee sah key. Nummy sake? Dunno. Never tried it by kahuana2009-05-07 17:57:55
  Yes! by Dire_Lobo2009-05-07 17:39:54
  the latter (n/t) by archnerd2009-05-07 17:39:00
    Seconded; see here by romandas2009-05-07 18:26:11
GO CANUCKS! (n/t) by smilingman2009-05-07 17:02:57
  GOAL! (n/t) by tallastro2009-05-07 19:52:51
  Is that the big orange ball or the small white one (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-07 18:51:39
    no hon the small flat black puck ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-05-07 18:57:16
      Ah. Merry melodies after an anvil was dropped. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 19:07:52
        You're dethpicable. (n/t) by werehatrack2009-05-07 20:42:57
        ^^ Beverage warning in effect of radius 10 yards. (n/t) by RedIon2009-05-07 19:22:39
  They're playing Chicago, big .... deal by corwin172009-05-07 18:44:16
    GO CANADUCKS! by hobbs2009-05-07 19:53:03
      traitor!!!!!!!!!!! ;) by Garrinka2009-05-07 19:59:42
        That'd be, uh, the Devils I guess? ;) by hobbs2009-05-07 20:02:25
          hey you check my diary ;) by Garrinka2009-05-07 20:03:14
  Commit to the Indian! by emlaabs2009-05-07 17:20:50
    you betcha hon! ;D by Garrinka2009-05-07 18:13:40
Watching: Otome wa boku ni koishiteru by veran2009-05-07 16:28:59
I succumbed to the mass hysteria by voxwoman2009-05-07 16:16:27
  opinions: is it worth seeing in IMAX? by Freakazoid2009-05-07 17:02:26
  We're hitting a Sunday matinee. by werehatrack2009-05-07 17:00:05
  So did I, then I realized my wife and I can't go by abaron2009-05-07 16:22:07
    There is only one option by confused.brit2009-05-07 16:34:40
      That would make two, and they are much too young. by abaron2009-05-07 16:39:30
        Voxkid's second film was "ST: Generations" by voxwoman2009-05-07 17:15:32
          We took mini-abaron to a movie when he was little by abaron2009-05-07 19:10:16
        Tough one. by confused.brit2009-05-07 16:57:44
          Unlce Reti loves reading stories to babies! by RetiQlum22009-05-07 18:55:28
            You'd be more then welcome to come up by abaron2009-05-07 19:07:09
D&D or Serenity RPG? (n/t) by Eboreg2009-05-07 16:14:23
  D&D, better universe (n/t) by EndlessWaves2009-05-07 17:43:22
Related to previous requests for sugestions, a q? by confused.brit2009-05-07 15:47:33
  I'd say it depends on the name chosen. pimpnizezee by Dire_Lobo2009-05-07 18:42:08
    I tend to agree by Intrinsic2009-05-07 21:10:15
  Not everyone can be john.smith swirly-a domain fly by kahuana2009-05-07 18:35:50
  I have a google adress of my name by Nightwind2009-05-07 17:59:19
  No offense, but I find this hilarious by UGuardian2009-05-07 17:29:51
    Not really. Sen that situation before by confused.brit2009-05-07 17:44:05
      s/JhnSmith/JohnSmith (n/t) by confused.brit2009-05-07 17:45:18
  I have had very good response to my email addy by quilting_kitty2009-05-07 16:59:47
  Welcome to the world of adulthood by Lab Rat2009-05-07 16:15:35
    well if your business doman is by voxwoman2009-05-07 16:18:25
      My main email address is by Snate2009-05-07 16:29:24
      Voxwoman's an adult??? by Lab Rat2009-05-07 16:24:02
        At the risk of being *really* rude by thread_killer2009-05-07 19:21:57
          Don't be sorry by voxwoman2009-05-07 20:07:26
            RULE 34: You're now a GILF. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 23:11:16
        It hasn't and you will be. by Dire_Lobo2009-05-07 18:45:19
  BigCorp uses names as eddresses by Stibbons2009-05-07 16:07:43
    I doubt it Stibbons by confused.brit2009-05-07 16:08:48
  Because your name is not sufficient info by Peace_man2009-05-07 15:51:43
    From my full name you could find me in the by confused.brit2009-05-07 16:03:36
      Scope by abaron2009-05-07 16:19:25
        Not in the world. I wouldnt be surprised if there by confused.brit2009-05-07 16:29:05
          Hate to break it to you, but they don't start by abaron2009-05-07 16:37:29
            you dont get it by confused.brit2009-05-07 16:49:42
              Don't use your full first name then. by Peace_man2009-05-07 18:41:11
    exactly. And if you're worried about name theft by morenna2009-05-07 16:00:42
Poor Hanners (n/t) by Snate2009-05-07 15:12:55
  Indeed. Even puts me at ease. by Concept2009-05-07 20:52:15
    Somehow, I don't think 'normal' applies to anythin by radiowave9112009-05-07 20:54:40
Just can't get past Castle 19 by SSpiffy2009-05-07 15:09:55
  17 has me stumped. by leejam2009-05-07 20:17:57
    Three shots by Intrinsic2009-05-07 22:35:42
  24 has me stumped by cats_paw2009-05-07 19:37:41
    same here (n/t) by Blindman2009-05-07 20:01:41
      It took about 50 tries by cats_paw2009-05-07 20:04:28
        Took me about 12 attempts (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-07 22:09:46
        yep, by Blindman2009-05-07 20:13:59
  That was kinda fun, quick though ;oD (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-07 18:24:25
  Solved. (n/t) by Klaranth2009-05-07 16:17:11
    Am now trying crush-in-one shots.. by MarthVader2009-05-07 16:22:43
      all except the last one. (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-07 16:55:01
  yeesh, whoever made that by Freakazoid2009-05-07 15:21:44
    OK, now I'm curious.. by MarthVader2009-05-07 15:32:28
      pretty much everything is wrong with it by Freakazoid2009-05-07 15:47:09
        You can change three other things too by subbywan2009-05-07 16:57:01
        I thought.. by MarthVader2009-05-07 15:54:25
          you can change where the sling is placed by Freakazoid2009-05-07 15:57:00
            The sling has two ends by MarthVader2009-05-07 16:17:39
            You can also by SSpiffy2009-05-07 16:05:42
  Try to fire in a 'horizontal' line by MarthVader2009-05-07 15:21:10
    That did it, thanks! (n/t) by SSpiffy2009-05-07 16:06:18
US naval ship outruns pirates. by veran2009-05-07 15:04:10
  USNS is the key by basher202009-05-07 15:36:22
    Yeah, I heard of that one. by veran2009-05-07 15:41:07
  Because it's not a warship. by Clovis Man2009-05-07 15:15:54
    So, mosey on down to the hold and by veran2009-05-07 15:41:56
      Why engage if you can run? by abaron2009-05-07 16:00:23
        What's the fun in that? (n/t) by veran2009-05-07 16:22:59
          When you are sitting on a pile of ammo, by ManiacJoe2009-05-07 17:27:23
            Dead man's hand again... (n/t) by veran2009-05-07 17:33:29
              I see it in your eyes, take one look and die... (n/t) by hobbs2009-05-07 19:55:34
                The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be... (n/t) by veran2009-05-07 20:43:10
  Probably too much bother. by aix tom2009-05-07 15:14:45
    Capture? Why bother, when you can just shoot... by veran2009-05-07 15:42:32
      Doesn't look like they have much guns. by aix tom2009-05-07 15:49:08
        I still think they ought to be putting Ma Deuces.. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 16:23:13
          They could be outgunned by 400 year old tech by veran2009-05-07 17:36:47
            They don't have cannon. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 19:19:43
              It would capsize (n/t) by veran2009-05-07 19:58:49
        Which reminds me of the old saying, ... by aix tom2009-05-07 15:50:54
          What important campaign are they running by veran2009-05-07 15:54:20
            USN uses ammo even when it's not campaigning (n/t) by morenna2009-05-07 16:02:56
              But needs less when they are not. (n/t) by veran2009-05-07 16:23:28
                true. It would still be bad if the next by morenna2009-05-07 16:47:49
                  They should try to save themselves, for once by veran2009-05-07 16:56:18
                    No, it's not. The article you provided by morenna2009-05-07 17:20:04
                      Hey, I live for brinksmanship. by veran2009-05-07 17:35:48
                        Good thing you aren't in command, then. by Twitchh2009-05-07 18:14:05
                          The random casual encounter usually goes ignored, by veran2009-05-07 18:32:49
                        You're not understanding my previous post by basher202009-05-07 18:10:29
                          Not quite. by lheggland2009-05-07 18:36:45
                          But they are not "flagged." by veran2009-05-07 18:34:10
  Your answer is in the article by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 15:13:43
    And because running them OVER by joecrouse2009-05-07 15:27:45
      Yeah, and then you'd have to put into drydock by merlin2009-05-07 15:28:18
Hey, you guys are good by basher202009-05-07 14:50:34
  If you don't ask the question you'll cause a... by RetiQlum22009-05-07 15:04:00
Awesome viral ad! by dodrian2009-05-07 14:22:20
  Rofl - well done (n/t) by Hieraco2009-05-07 22:59:11
  Not bad, lol. (n/t) by mpicklesimer12009-05-07 14:41:03
  Neat :-) (n/t) by Snate2009-05-07 14:24:46
If raising taxes on something acts as a deterrent, by merlin2009-05-07 13:53:00
  Yay! Class Warfare! Yay! by thread_killer2009-05-07 16:03:25
    Well, as long as you're not including me in that. by kelli2172009-05-07 21:15:24
    Good to see you pop in, man. by esbita2009-05-07 16:15:49
      Still breathing. (n/t) by thread_killer2009-05-07 18:04:31
    Dont school teachers have enough to deal with, by confused.brit2009-05-07 16:10:13
    P.S. by thread_killer2009-05-07 16:06:26
      Just because you learned it in Psy-Op 101 doesn't by kahuana2009-05-07 18:29:41
        What I learned is entirely true by thread_killer2009-05-07 19:09:50
  Yes. by kelli2172009-05-07 14:00:36
    you would have a point by esbita2009-05-07 14:04:31
      They're the only ones I deal with directly. by kelli2172009-05-07 14:07:42
        Don't drive? (n/t) by DesertRat662009-05-07 14:09:12
          I thought we were talking about tax on income. by kelli2172009-05-07 14:15:37
            a few cents on a gallon of gas? by joecrouse2009-05-07 14:41:39
              Fed made more money off of oil taxes last year by DesertRat662009-05-07 14:47:09
                Those money grubbing, useless excuses of by DesiredUsername2009-05-07 15:51:31
              Did not say per gallon, said per dollar. by kelli2172009-05-07 14:46:15
                Its almost a dollar ON a dollar here by joecrouse2009-05-07 14:47:26
                  99 cents on the dollar are still cents. :) (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-07 14:49:48
            Sounded to me like by DesertRat662009-05-07 14:39:34
              Exactly. Merlin's original post is about income. by kelli2172009-05-07 14:44:59
                Ah, your response made it sound like they by DesertRat662009-05-07 14:48:49
          And wt about sales, property, and other taxes? (n/t) by Snate2009-05-07 14:13:46
            see response to DR66 (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-07 14:16:50
      Yup, when you combine it all we're lucky if we by Snate2009-05-07 14:07:20
    Can I have that problem? by themadkansan2009-05-07 14:03:56
      No, you wouldn't like it. by kelli2172009-05-07 14:06:48
        No, really. Please. by themadkansan2009-05-07 14:11:15
          I'm with you on that. by veran2009-05-07 15:05:30
            Better yet... by Lethosos2009-05-07 15:09:59
              No, thank you. by themadkansan2009-05-07 15:42:08
              Who is Andrew Ryan? (n/t) by veran2009-05-07 15:12:01
        Or move your money off-shore by DesertRat662009-05-07 14:08:22
          Wait, you WANT people to send money out of the US? by kelli2172009-05-07 14:34:45
            Just stating what they do by DesertRat662009-05-07 14:43:12
              I didn't like Kerry. by kelli2172009-05-07 14:49:08
              When you only have two parties... by firehawk2009-05-07 14:48:49
                Impossible to do by DesertRat662009-05-07 14:50:39
                  Insurgent method. by firehawk2009-05-07 23:34:40
Question: Why is it that it always seems like the by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 13:50:27
  The theories I've heard by basher202009-05-07 14:05:36
    There is a nother reason but I by joecrouse2009-05-07 14:46:33
      Sadly, I've heard this joke before. >) (n/t) by Lethosos2009-05-07 15:05:40
        You know what Big hands big feet mean? by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 15:21:27
  Dunno, but it makes my back hurt (n/t) by Hieraco2009-05-07 13:54:25
Bugzilla report - "invalid data combinations in by merlin2009-05-07 13:42:05
Yay. I have another dentist appointment next month by SnArL2009-05-07 13:34:35
  Reshaping incisors?!?!?!? by merlin2009-05-07 13:48:10
    No. They're currently a bit chipped by SnArL2009-05-07 14:03:51
    SHuuuuush...don't give him any ideas! by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 13:51:43
For Democratic fund raiser Norman Hsu by merlin2009-05-07 13:14:00
  Holy mis-parse, Batman! by corwin172009-05-07 15:16:22
    Depending on one's political bent, that's not by merlin2009-05-07 15:24:02
  Dang Culture of Corruption! by DesertRat662009-05-07 13:41:49
    Too much money in US politics. by kelli2172009-05-07 14:02:00
      You won't get it by DesertRat662009-05-07 14:11:59
      Too much power in US government by basher202009-05-07 14:06:54
        If the US government did not have the power, by Peace_man2009-05-07 15:04:39
        That too. (n/t) by Snate2009-05-07 14:08:58
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-05-07 13:10:44
You are tiny. I can see the whole of time ... by RetiQlum22009-05-07 13:06:07
  Hmm - my MIL is having problems... by Peace_man2009-05-07 13:34:23
    Does it have a NIC at all? (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-07 13:56:33
      It has USB ports. An adapter is too easy to find. (n/t) by Peace_man2009-05-07 15:08:02
        Then it'll end up on the Internet. by firehawk2009-05-07 23:35:16
    Allow FDISK to show you the way. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-07 13:40:28
  "I am matter... by UGuardian2009-05-07 13:19:27
  I am become "d"eath, destroyer of reticulae... by Adiplomat2009-05-07 13:10:06
13 uni by Apo2009-05-07 12:55:12
  13h, ffs. (n/t) by Apo2009-05-07 13:15:31
Trying to remember the name of a plugin for FF by Hieraco2009-05-07 12:23:16
  User Agent Switcher, perhaps? (n/t) by merlin2009-05-07 12:48:28
    *THATS* the one I was thinking of. by Hieraco2009-05-07 12:50:47
      Glad I could help :) (n/t) by merlin2009-05-07 12:53:58
  IE Tab by kiefler2009-05-07 12:29:36
  one of these maybe? by themadkansan2009-05-07 12:28:58
  I'm using IETab by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:28:21
    No, but it looks more suited for my purpose by Hieraco2009-05-07 12:40:04
sigh. by themadkansan2009-05-07 12:19:42
How do I make a graph? by Bonzo2009-05-07 12:07:52
  gnuplot for windows by pas512009-05-07 13:37:42
    Thanks! (n/t) by Bonzo2009-05-07 23:27:43
  $ gnuplot by hobbs2009-05-07 13:32:18
  What about this program? by merlin2009-05-07 12:44:30
    I can't find a way to automate the process. by Bonzo2009-05-07 13:28:09
      Actually, that might not be that difficult by PeKaJe2009-05-07 13:34:47
        Hmmm.. by Bonzo2009-05-07 13:37:36
    Hey, I know the author of that one by PeKaJe2009-05-07 13:25:41
  Have you looked at Google Chart API by maceogan2009-05-07 12:43:00
  VB.NET is a valid option, if I don't need to by Bonzo2009-05-07 12:29:01
  It takes little manual labor... by kiefler2009-05-07 12:21:51
    Can I <img src="only-the-graph-from-google-docs">? (n/t) by Bonzo2009-05-07 12:27:36
  Minor upfront manual effort in Excel, by merlin2009-05-07 12:18:44
    aand this would generate a .gif/jpg/svg file, how? (n/t) by Bonzo2009-05-07 12:25:27
      Oops, forgot about that part of the request. by merlin2009-05-07 12:41:55
crud by aprylmae2009-05-07 12:03:41
  ACK! :/ by jaqie2009-05-07 12:32:06
What about "SpamCop"? by tully2009-05-07 11:56:22
  If your ISP is in fact filtering using Spamcop by archnerd2009-05-07 12:12:29
    Thanks for the nfo & suggestions (n/t) by tully2009-05-07 18:21:47
Attn Confused.Brit jaqie by robertltux2009-05-07 11:55:41
  New adapter ordered by confused.brit2009-05-07 14:18:44
  I'm installing windows 7 RC1 on my new 1TB HD by jaqie2009-05-07 11:58:55
New York plans to ban bombs by merlin2009-05-07 11:45:48
  Just because someone has to dive on the grenade: by RetiQlum22009-05-07 12:36:48
    Wasn't it "set up us"? (n/t) by PeKaJe2009-05-07 12:45:53
      Yes. Sorry. Bad transcription of bad translation (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-07 13:14:19
        The reason I noticed it by PeKaJe2009-05-07 13:17:46
  They don't have enough roaches in NYC? by RetiQlum22009-05-07 12:29:09
    Well obviously by DesertRat662009-05-07 12:58:37
    They were thinking of the children!! (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-07 12:31:23
      The roaches' children, obviously .. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:34:12
        That's a lot of thinking (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-07 12:35:53
          Not necessarily each one individually by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:42:08
  O, that's gonna work. Roaches FTW!! (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-07 12:18:56
  It's for your own protection citizen by DesertRat662009-05-07 12:03:36
  yeesh, nanny state much? by Freakazoid2009-05-07 11:55:04
    A citiy in California almost did ban by DesertRat662009-05-07 12:07:34
Freudian slip? by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 11:29:25
  Oh, yeah, I think I've written some of those... by spud2009-05-07 12:11:40
  I had a customer once who had problems with by DerSarek2009-05-07 12:05:00
    He was just by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:11:59
      Or channeling BSG (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-07 12:25:14
  Recommend he sprinkle holy water, liberally, by merlin2009-05-07 11:36:55
    If the holy water boils...run... ;) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 11:38:41
      Nope. Too late by then. Hope you're faithful, by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:40:18
        So, is that what you cal a "Cross check?" (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 11:41:51
          Awfully catholic in your answers today, for by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:46:02
            :-) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 11:54:18
          It might be a "baptism by fire" (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 11:43:39
            So *that* is why they have the dunking by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 11:46:21
              It's for those who wish to by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 11:47:34
                If they cast it...does that mean they get to by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 11:53:48
                  No, but by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 11:56:04
                    Of course He does! :+) by Adiplomat2009-05-07 12:23:20
                      There was a rooster crowing by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:25:24
                        MatthewDBA FTW! :+) by Adiplomat2009-05-07 12:34:35
                          :-D Thanks! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:42:48
                    So that would make them real by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 12:02:17
  You can always reply by imrambi2009-05-07 11:33:52
Overheard in line at the tech store: by SouthpawPL2009-05-07 11:17:27
Who is Summer Glau by joecrouse2009-05-07 11:14:28
  I gotta wonder: Has someone alerted Nathan Fillion by SouthpawPL2009-05-07 12:04:16
  It's a horrible debilitating eye condition by veran2009-05-07 11:35:02
  Dude! You don't know who Summer Glau is? River Tam by SouthpawPL2009-05-07 11:20:59
    Seriously I havent watched series by joecrouse2009-05-07 11:27:33
      two of the shows with summer glau by Nightwind2009-05-07 15:50:44
        If I didnt watch it the first time by joecrouse2009-05-07 18:13:42
      Wait a minute, she was featured in an ep of BBT by Ston2009-05-07 12:02:30
        Hmm Must have been listening to the show by joecrouse2009-05-07 12:33:03
      There was a Terminator TV show? (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-07 11:27:54
        Is, at least I think it was picked up again. (n/t) by Ston2009-05-07 11:56:57
  She's the actress who played River Tam on Firefly by vampire2009-05-07 11:19:57
    ahh Never saw Firefly (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-07 11:28:54
  Dude. Google Image Search will clear that up :P (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2009-05-07 11:16:16
    Cute but visibly crazy. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-07 11:19:33
      Just like esbita! by jmaxsohmer2009-05-07 12:41:11
        Your on your own man by joecrouse2009-05-07 13:13:28
      I think that's part of her appeal. by vampire2009-05-07 11:21:02
<Deleted><Deleted>2009-05-07 14:04:03
  Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Nea2009-05-07 14:04:17
  Sorry to do this but - mods by schwing12009-05-07 12:58:48
    Not a problem, I didn't go through the entire page (n/t) by iarann2009-05-07 13:22:48
  ATTN: Myke - What's your latitude in by merlin2009-05-07 12:51:14
    I tried to find where they're scraping from by Myke2009-05-08 00:34:58
  Unethical and against Illiad's policy by Hieraco2009-05-07 12:03:43
    Didn't want to bug J.D. right now. (n/t) by iarann2009-05-07 12:11:53
      If you email him, just make sure that the by Adiplomat2009-05-07 12:52:26
Not quite the UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 11:02:01
  Just one: duh! (n/t) by kelli2172009-05-07 13:56:03
  Agree completely by Ston2009-05-07 12:35:52
    Hmm. Interesting. by kelli2172009-05-07 13:52:11
    Do you think he's risking by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:41:12
      Interesting problem with those fallacies by Ston2009-05-07 12:53:47
        Is that a potentially dangerous misreading? by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:56:24
          Yes by Ston2009-05-07 13:17:43
  Wind. Stinky wind. If there really were by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:38:37
    Why "stinky"? by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 11:42:53
      Well, you boiled out all the verbosity by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:51:27
        I'm not sure that he's saying by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 11:54:40
          Needless verbosity. He's trying to be ornate by Adiplomat2009-05-07 12:33:12
            Would you say the same of by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:37:11
              We won't be agreeing on this guy's oratory by Adiplomat2009-05-07 13:06:52
  Claptrap and fiddle-faddle. by Peace_man2009-05-07 11:31:39
    I think his point by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 11:40:31
      That could be what he means, but he doesn't say it by Peace_man2009-05-07 12:45:50
        I thought he was saying it by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 12:52:24
          Maybe the problem is that he is not concerned by Peace_man2009-05-07 13:13:59
            Um... Disagree with me, quickly! by Adiplomat2009-05-07 13:21:12
              It's OK. You're not that bad a guy :-) by Peace_man2009-05-07 13:37:10
YAY. Phone interview Tommorow by joecrouse2009-05-07 10:41:23
  Good Luck! by Electric Storm2009-05-07 22:45:32
  Good luck! by confused.brit2009-05-07 10:44:14
    Im worn out from all that breaking of stuff. by joecrouse2009-05-07 10:48:01
Apparently, i need a new nick by confused.brit2009-05-07 10:39:36
  Want an alias on my domain? by firehawk2009-05-07 12:41:29
    Sorry, dont see myself as a Sith :P (also rant) by confused.brit2009-05-07 15:44:30
  /me is confused. by Snate2009-05-07 12:27:12
  I could offer by DerSarek2009-05-07 12:14:38
    "IT" would be on the same domain. by DerSarek2009-05-07 12:24:59
      It could also just bounce mail to your by DerSarek2009-05-07 23:06:29
  what about miss<first initial><lastname>? (n/t) by morenna2009-05-07 11:55:32
  You can have more than one email address by ShadoCat2009-05-07 11:30:37
    Combine suggestions! by dwarf_sfu2009-05-07 12:06:08
      I have several email address as well by ShadoCat2009-05-07 12:20:50
  adapt your nick then by emlaabs2009-05-07 11:24:29
  Just do some variation of real by jayfarm2009-05-07 11:22:53
  Real First name and last initial by tully2009-05-07 10:49:15
    Real first name is the unusual bit. by confused.brit2009-05-07 10:59:51
      a lot of corporate email addresses given employees by jaqie2009-05-07 11:57:31
      Now you know why I am very careful who by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:27:42
      I understand that! by tully2009-05-07 11:11:42
  You may not like it, but when it come to business, by SaylorA2009-05-07 10:45:16
  For business purposes by DesertRat662009-05-07 10:42:54
    Ditto by abaron2009-05-07 10:47:24
      And here I was thinking by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 11:04:48
        Why? You knew I wasn't adiplomat! :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:19:20
    That would end up with a number on the end and i by confused.brit2009-05-07 10:45:54
      So last name then first 2 initials? or by techi8702009-05-07 10:56:36
        I use 'firstname.lastname' on google mail by SouthpawPL2009-05-07 11:06:09
Repost: Calling all Roomba owners by abaron2009-05-07 10:09:55
  We have a 510 and I really like it. From what I by techi8702009-05-07 10:55:07
    But the self charging base is optional by abaron2009-05-07 11:04:57
      Looking at the site the self charging base is $70. by techi8702009-05-07 11:36:17
        Actually, niether are compatible by abaron2009-05-07 11:53:52
          I just double checked, we have a 530 not a 510. by techi8702009-05-07 12:14:58
            Ahh... where'd you get it from? (n/t) by abaron2009-05-07 12:19:41
              Canadian Tire of all places. I even got Canadian by techi8702009-05-07 13:42:38
  Went with the 5xx line by alecs40002009-05-07 10:46:12
    Thanks. by abaron2009-05-07 10:48:49
Hindustan Ambassador by veran2009-05-07 10:05:59
  I'm not surprised! Just another example of how by SouthpawPL2009-05-07 11:29:44
  Ring ring! Banana phone by Hieraco2009-05-07 10:25:29
    But did he link to a supplier? by veran2009-05-07 10:29:55
      He did in his original message by Hieraco2009-05-07 12:12:12
        I don't even know what that is. (n/t) by veran2009-05-07 18:35:44
  Does it come in a Right-hand drive version? by Hieraco2009-05-07 10:21:35
    Who cares? by veran2009-05-07 10:30:38
  Not enough buttons. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 10:09:55
    The amish don't have that kind of horsepower by veran2009-05-07 10:20:02
I'm feeling so drained by Rogue19712009-05-07 09:52:55
  Yesterday I went to bed that early too. by ripley82009-05-07 16:45:50
  *refills Rogue1971 with energy juice* (n/t) by morenna2009-05-07 15:36:04
  {{{{{{{{Rogue1971}}}}}}}} by jaqie2009-05-07 11:52:01
On the street: by veran2009-05-07 09:51:41
  AWESOME! :-) (n/t) by Snate2009-05-07 15:10:57
  I love it by y2kdragon2009-05-07 09:58:31
My daughter is no fun. by techi8702009-05-07 09:35:27
  Did it have the 2.5 yd or the 4 yd bucket? by kahuana2009-05-07 17:47:21
  Aaawwww! What a cute little loader! by RetiQlum22009-05-07 09:40:55
    Fiat doesn't make loaders. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-07 09:45:18
      Uh, sure about that? by basher202009-05-07 13:52:29
      *crushes your Italian car with a Caterpillar* by RetiQlum22009-05-07 09:49:15
        *crushes your Caterpillar with a Komatsu* by kahuana2009-05-07 17:48:53
        Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Short night, little sleep by Adiplomat2009-05-07 09:53:24
          Compounded by the thickness thereof? by merlin2009-05-07 10:24:44
            I'LL show you mass! **flings skull at Merlin** by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:16:39
              I'll show you mass!! by merlin2009-05-07 11:34:52
                So, would you call that a "Mass Effect?" by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 11:39:34
                  So... You wanna mass effect? by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:43:03
                    *starts candle-light mass and waits* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 11:56:50
  Maybe she figured the house had enough openings by abaron2009-05-07 09:37:29
Best programming language for a custom GUI? by EndlessWaves2009-05-07 09:33:14
  I believe both by imrambi2009-05-07 09:35:04
    Did something similar with qt a while back by moddermonster2009-05-07 10:51:25
Attn: Adiplomat by abaron2009-05-07 09:28:11
  Looks like it will do FINE! I appreciate it. by Adiplomat2009-05-07 09:50:46
    Perfect, I'm gald by abaron2009-05-07 09:52:18
      Careful with tablets. I bought a Graphire online by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:32:13
        Yeah, 4x6 is about the size of a picture by abaron2009-05-07 11:51:20
          I wonder what shipping to Canuckistan costs? by Adiplomat2009-05-07 11:57:39
            USB? Sure by abaron2009-05-07 12:05:27
              5 years, approx. Also, I'm not certain by Adiplomat2009-05-07 12:20:30
What could pop an Ethernet port? by vetitice2009-05-07 09:23:13
  Maybe not that high a voltage? by Peace_man2009-05-07 15:29:13
  A jumbo packet? A buffer overflow? (n/t) by subbywan2009-05-07 10:12:27
    I'll put an RFQ in for Packet Lube immediately! (n/t) by vetitice2009-05-07 10:49:40
minireview: Seagate 7200.12 1TB (ST31000528AS) by jaqie2009-05-07 09:14:28
  41° seems a little hot by EndlessWaves2009-05-07 09:25:38
    the noise and heat: by jaqie2009-05-07 09:33:01
ATTN: joecrouse, esbita, jmaxsohmer, DE UFies. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 09:01:44
  a mishmash of musicals? O.o (n/t) by esbita2009-05-07 13:22:25
  Finances do not allow the play but... by joecrouse2009-05-07 10:35:28
  Bad weekend for it. by jmaxsohmer2009-05-07 09:16:00
    Well, your fiance could come. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 09:30:21
  Does Dele-ware make all your files dissapear? by Dire_Lobo2009-05-07 09:08:10
    Nah. It removes Jethro's cousin. (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-05-07 10:11:30
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-05-07 09:00:07
Why my son loves me... by ShadowSystems2009-05-07 08:47:23
  And here I was, thinking it was for... by joresgump2009-05-07 13:18:54
Poll: Animal personality by UGuardian2009-05-07 08:16:46
  Daschunds! 8) (n/t) by ppyo2009-05-07 13:16:22
  Welsh Corgis by friareriner2009-05-07 12:23:15
  Silverback Gorilla :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 12:03:16
  Black Lab or beaver by tallastro2009-05-07 10:59:45
  Birds. Some of 'em anyhow. (n/t) by siibr2009-05-07 10:57:01
    I was going to say parrots, like mine. (n/t) by siibr2009-05-07 10:59:32
  Do the animals given offer any clue towards by SaylorA2009-05-07 10:42:16
    Id say so. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-07 10:46:33
  German Shepard by joecrouse2009-05-07 10:37:44
  By typecasting, Eagle (n/t) by merlin2009-05-07 10:34:48
  Falcons (n/t) by FNORDer2009-05-07 10:32:12
  Im gonna go obvious and say Cat. by confused.brit2009-05-07 10:28:08
  Squid or octopi by jdelphiki2009-05-07 10:16:30
    no, but you see dolphins by voxwoman2009-05-07 11:49:42
  I offer you the standard Poodle as best fit. by Peace_man2009-05-07 09:59:17
    But, but, the haircut.... (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-07 10:02:10
      that and the tendancy to yap. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-05-07 10:45:57
        Not all poodles have that. by Peace_man2009-05-07 13:43:44
      My friend's Mom would dye their poodles pink by Lab Rat2009-05-07 10:14:32
        That's even worse than someone who... by RetiQlum22009-05-07 10:24:19
          What kind of freak would do that??? (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-07 11:20:53
  Owl (n/t) by pas512009-05-07 09:42:57
    They have a reputation for intelligence that is... by RetiQlum22009-05-07 09:58:44
  Hmmm by voxwoman2009-05-07 09:38:02
    and based on the above, I offer the ELEPHANT (n/t) by voxwoman2009-05-07 09:38:36
  Raven (n/t) by SaylorA2009-05-07 09:35:46
  Octopus (n/t) by voxwoman2009-05-07 09:28:43
  Stag (n/t) by callithrix2009-05-07 09:06:44
  prehistoric wolves from the southwest ... by dire_lobo2009-05-07 08:55:42
  I'd say the raven, except for the "noble" part. by Llyr2009-05-07 08:49:15
  Wolves. by jaqie2009-05-07 08:44:44
  I'm surprised (seriously) No said "Lion".` by Adiplomat2009-05-07 08:39:58
  Feret. by ShadowSystems2009-05-07 08:36:12
    The stench? (n/t) by SnArL2009-05-07 08:42:41
      What stench? by ShadowSystems2009-05-07 09:01:31
        Many moons ago I hada GF witha male ferret. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 09:03:22
          Yep. Male ferrets usually do. Musk. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-05-07 09:04:33
            Musk? Well THERE'S yer probl'm rightchere! by ShadowSystems2009-05-07 09:14:42
  Golden Retriever. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-07 08:33:39
    Clever disqualifies it. Retrievers and Labs by joecrouse2009-05-07 10:43:28
      Actually they are. by Peace_man2009-05-07 15:12:55
        Any dog that will fall for the fake throw by joecrouse2009-05-07 15:54:09
  Popularly, some breeds of dog. by werehatrack2009-05-07 08:27:41
  Fox (n/t) by y2kdragon2009-05-07 08:22:55
    Clever and intelligent, yes.. But noble..? by EnzoMatrix2009-05-07 08:23:56
      Not in Japan, IIRC. (n/t) by callithrix2009-05-07 08:51:36
      With the odd . by aix tom2009-05-07 08:32:52
        They're also crazy. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-05-07 09:00:06
  I'd almost type 'Horse'.. But it's not entirely by EnzoMatrix2009-05-07 08:22:48
Our kitty is ill :( by callithrix2009-05-07 08:10:41
  Oh my.. {{callithrix&kitty}} by EnzoMatrix2009-05-07 08:26:05
    He seems a bit better already. by callithrix2009-05-07 08:50:14
I smell something cooking. by schwing12009-05-07 07:46:21
  I can't stop thinking about bacon now... by schwing12009-05-07 09:09:01
  Here you go by imrambi2009-05-07 07:55:51
    meh... they're reall not all that good. by dire_lobo2009-05-07 08:36:28
I'm gonna lose it by SnArL2009-05-07 07:42:51
  Well, if you do, check down the back of the sofa. (n/t) by vetitice2009-05-07 08:34:26
  You can't lose it by y2kdragon2009-05-07 08:02:31
ATTN carthax: by vampire2009-05-07 07:37:57
  LOL Give the bees some time! :-D by carthax2009-05-07 08:47:59
    *ding* You have mail by vampire2009-05-07 09:29:30
      Got it. Looks good! by carthax2009-05-07 09:51:25
  It's still early in the year for honey. by spud2009-05-07 07:46:24
Hard to believe: No Duke Nukem Forever by thread_killer2009-05-07 07:21:59
  Quickly! Find a replacement simile by jiteo2009-05-07 08:35:08
  Just talking with a buddy about that. by da-gimp2009-05-07 07:51:35
    Good heavens, Patsy. Just DIE already! by Adiplomat2009-05-07 08:45:54
  STOP THE PRESSES!!!!! by thread_killer2009-05-07 07:26:34
    -snerk- by da-gimp2009-05-07 07:35:41
      Scapegoat is my middle name by thread_killer2009-05-07 07:37:56
        I'll tell my bos that. by da-gimp2009-05-07 07:41:57
  psst: look down by Freakazoid2009-05-07 07:24:11
  I believe this is ringing by jaqie2009-05-07 07:24:07
Moving today! by oot2009-05-07 07:17:27
  Woohoo! by RetiQlum22009-05-07 08:52:40
  Congrats, oot! \o/ by esbita2009-05-07 08:37:43
  So, where is today going? by y2kdragon2009-05-07 08:03:28
    I have heard a reliable report that by werehatrack2009-05-07 08:20:14
  That's nice. by kelli2172009-05-07 07:58:18
  oooh that would be nice! have fun by jaqie2009-05-07 07:24:55
In honor of Mother's Day by merlin2009-05-07 07:17:01
  reminds me of my friend by aprylmae2009-05-07 07:59:43
  Extremely good article, thank you very much! (n/t) by jaqie2009-05-07 07:22:57
LilRogue has her picture on the corporate website by Rogue19712009-05-07 07:12:05
  Good lookin' kid! (n/t) by ppyo2009-05-07 13:17:49
  Anyone wanna stop that butterfly from by todAnthony2009-05-07 07:57:29
  *grumble* Stupid work firewall by Sonri2009-05-07 07:46:06
    Home now, she's adorable! by Sonri2009-05-07 15:45:22
  Very kewl... and a good lookin' kid! (n/t) by dire_lobo2009-05-07 07:28:00
  Hehe, kewl. :P by EnzoMatrix2009-05-07 07:14:21
I maed u a muffin, but I eated it by SnArL2009-05-07 06:49:49
  There were homemade cookies at work yesterday. by jmaxsohmer2009-05-07 07:15:21
    O:-) by esbita2009-05-07 07:23:42
      Aren't you supposed to be helping with that too? (n/t) by DesertRat662009-05-07 07:58:48
  So send an email about the omelet bar your boss by Twitchh2009-05-07 06:52:52
    Juevos Rancheros... by DesertRat662009-05-07 07:13:53
      *Steals DR's "J"* by SnArL2009-05-07 07:26:39
        *gets the "H" out and puts DR's "J" back* by dire_lobo2009-05-07 07:33:24
          *nukes New Mexico* by SnArL2009-05-07 07:40:58
            Why do you think our food gets such glowing review by dire_lobo2009-05-07 07:49:47
              I thought it was the capsaicin. (n/t) by werehatrack2009-05-07 08:22:57
                Shhh... that's a secret. We keep the charade about by dire_lobo2009-05-07 08:59:46
Imagine, if you will, a systems admin by basher202009-05-07 06:42:51
  Congratz. That should at least have lest an by EnzoMatrix2009-05-07 06:52:41
ATTN: Jaqie , Madkansan by tesla_koil2009-05-07 06:40:04
  no rush *hugs* by jaqie2009-05-07 07:09:41
Mom has surgery on Monday by tesla_koil2009-05-07 06:39:21
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-05-07 06:10:28
Blame it all on my roots... (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2009-05-07 06:07:15
  Um...time to get your hair colored again? ;) (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-05-07 08:32:54
  I showed up in boots... (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-07 06:08:42
    and ruined your black-tie affair. (n/t) by aprylmae2009-05-07 06:13:18
      The last one to know (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2009-05-07 06:26:08
        OT: How many lines can we post before we violate.. by undrcvrparothed2009-05-07 06:26:49
          Transformitive use by basher202009-05-07 07:44:12
          Not sure, but if each line is posted by a by quilting_kitty2009-05-07 07:04:08
            I liken it to a group of friends singing the song by jaqie2009-05-07 07:05:47
              Let's not give them any ideas! :) (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2009-05-07 08:11:28
Google StreetView is photographing here today. by aix tom2009-05-07 05:59:04
  at least 6 months by Freakazoid2009-05-07 06:04:30
    Twas about 6 months here. by todAnthony2009-05-07 08:27:00
my grandmother who just passed away by aprylmae2009-05-07 05:57:27
  I am sorry to hear that. by kc5sdy2009-05-07 07:41:20
  peace at last by tesla_koil2009-05-07 06:42:13
    he's holding up[ by aprylmae2009-05-07 08:01:22
  my condolences by karl-henrik2009-05-07 06:00:02
    thanks by aprylmae2009-05-07 06:11:32
Clowns to the left of me... (n/t) by Twitchh2009-05-07 05:39:12
  Jokers to the right (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2009-05-07 05:39:56
    Yeah, I'm at work too. (n/t) by Khaar2009-05-07 06:13:14
    Here I am (n/t) by schattenjaeger2009-05-07 05:46:02
      Stuck in the middle with you (n/t) by basher202009-05-07 05:56:12
It's Friday!!!!! by aprylmae2009-05-07 05:37:34
  Cheater. Taking Friday off. (n/t) by frostbait2009-05-07 09:45:08
  Ditto! by PeKaJe2009-05-07 05:50:52
    neat by aprylmae2009-05-07 05:53:24
  Me too! by oedlan2009-05-07 05:40:34
  Good for you! I suppose you will be away from the by NDwight2009-05-07 05:39:26
    probably for a good portion of it by aprylmae2009-05-07 05:48:26
Another day, another orbit by kyrasantae2009-05-07 04:41:15
  Happy birthday! <|:o) (n/t) by Afterburner2009-05-07 10:11:13
  Hyvää syntymäpäivää! by parastra2009-05-07 06:43:06
  Birthday Present idea by y2kdragon2009-05-07 04:42:44
    And she really needs to treat me like by kyrasantae2009-05-07 05:08:20
      devil's advocate here: by morenna2009-05-07 05:25:57
        Just read the latest entry on my blog by kyrasantae2009-05-07 05:36:57
          have you tried actually speaking to her by morenna2009-05-07 06:24:26
      Try to tell your instructor that you are by ideur2009-05-07 05:17:02
        she's not showing, she's telling by kyrasantae2009-05-07 05:23:37
          I guess, that she is taking the 3Cs to serious! by ideur2009-05-07 05:34:43
            She's not even a manager! by kyrasantae2009-05-07 05:44:06
    It's only our first week on the job by kyrasantae2009-05-07 04:45:43
      More devil's advocate: by Twitchh2009-05-07 06:01:13
        We're all new at this together, all four of us. by kyrasantae2009-05-07 17:06:49
      Teamleading is about by Tyop2009-05-07 05:12:12
Haha.Fail! by oedlan2009-05-07 04:11:26
  Nothing obvious on the frontpage (online edition) by ideur2009-05-07 04:59:00
    Link by oedlan2009-05-07 05:01:58
      I don't know what "ex ännu mer pengar" by dire_lobo2009-05-07 08:30:18
      Hmmm ... by ideur2009-05-07 05:07:54
  Depending on who by y2kdragon2009-05-07 04:43:17
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-05-07 04:00:02
  Attn: AndyA by Acrisius2009-05-07 15:23:39
  I did not! I convinced. You complied. by klar_at_work2009-05-07 04:09:31
    convinced me all right... by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 04:10:51
      What can I say? by klar_at_work2009-05-07 04:39:33
  Thanks AndyA for getting the tags by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 04:04:56
  It's brown! Oh my... by madjo2009-05-07 04:03:31
OT: He got the car right!! by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 03:39:33
  if driven carefully you might get a 2 digit mpg (n/t) by UnFair2009-05-07 04:00:14
    actually... by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 04:05:37
      The taxidriver in Goa said otherwise by UnFair2009-05-07 04:18:02
        Mileage for idling in the city? by Hieraco2009-05-07 10:26:54
        most likely the latter... by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 04:23:01
          Or Indian traffic - plenty of idling, by veran2009-05-07 10:32:12
      That's impressive! Almost 45mpg. by firehawk2009-05-07 04:08:07
Kitty! by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:33:54
  Let me guess the name... Cat6! by Nighthawke752009-05-07 07:18:19
    Raid0? by hitmark2009-05-07 08:20:11
  I've petted a cheetah...and lion cubs... by esbita2009-05-07 06:41:53
    There's a tiger sanctuary off Queensland by Flirkann2009-05-07 21:01:16
    Somewhere I have a picture of the twins with a... by RetiQlum22009-05-07 10:06:08
    You'll have to ask the tiger by y2kdragon2009-05-07 07:09:35
  Looks like the Pink Panter in the middle picture. by ideur2009-05-07 03:41:28
    That's it! by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:43:58
  Looks like a cross between Tony the Tiger by Hieraco2009-05-07 03:35:55
    Tony the Tiger and Snagglepuss had a baby (n/t) by aprylmae2009-05-07 05:38:39
    seems more like a demented tigger to me... by jaqie2009-05-07 04:01:09
Duck.... It's a Moose! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 02:31:15
  Moose.... It's a chicken! (n/t) by devinull2009-05-07 02:43:50
    Chicken... it's an alligator! (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-07 03:08:38
      Alligator ... It's a Hosadurgam by klar_at_work2009-05-07 03:19:02
        Hosadurgam ... It's a Nutcase by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 03:27:38
          Aw Nuts by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:34:31
            Due to our working processes, we cannot guarantee by pas512009-05-07 04:38:56
            Main screen turn on. by firehawk2009-05-07 04:04:04
              muahahahahaha by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 04:09:10
                Drat. by klar_at_work2009-05-07 04:10:38
                  Did everybody miss the AYBABTU reference? by firehawk2009-05-07 14:32:47
Chennai language is Tamil by abc1232009-05-07 02:23:43
  So where are you from? by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 02:25:52
    Must be, there's no diary :-( by Medentic2009-05-07 05:00:58
      Not really by oedlan2009-05-07 05:03:17
        User with no diary ??? by Medentic2009-05-07 05:17:39
          Anyone who thinks we don't count as users is a by Poopyhead2009-05-07 09:05:02
Swedish Radio are running a Star Trek <sslr> by oedlan2009-05-07 02:16:19
  Everyone has gone Trek-crazy by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:35:56
    Yup, Germany too! by Medentic2009-05-07 05:19:42
      scifi channel NL by madjo2009-05-07 05:29:12
I like the May wallpaper. It's so Swedish! by oedlan2009-05-07 02:08:04
Attn: ShadowSystem by warpmind2009-05-07 01:48:10
  That stinks... =/ by ShadowSystems2009-05-07 08:57:01
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2009-05-07 01:30:01
  Anybody from in- or ourside the group read JPod? by EnzoMatrix2009-05-07 07:50:14
  Is it Thursday already? by Calissa2009-05-07 02:30:12
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Hieraco2009-05-07 01:10:06
  *wanders in* by Nea2009-05-07 08:16:31
    And two hours closer now by Afterburner2009-05-07 10:20:30
  *yawn* *self-serves JBM* *scratches* by vampire2009-05-07 06:01:13
  *bounds in* by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:37:31
  *sets out a cake stand full of muffins* by FNORDer2009-05-07 03:01:25
  *sets out some ultra spicy biryani* by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 02:25:07
  *opens the duck/moose/shark/rat/otter/fox/platypus by firehawk2009-05-07 01:47:17
    *splash* by madjo2009-05-07 03:43:38
      So which animal are you? by firehawk2009-05-07 04:05:33
        I's a platypus! by madjo2009-05-07 04:28:44
          Oh yeah! by firehawk2009-05-07 14:34:04
          A pay-ter-pus? A plotter-pass? A piece-of-pi**? by rikthoff2009-05-07 06:34:50
Comic strip convergence? by challinor2009-05-07 01:08:32
  Calvin... has ALWAYS had a tiger :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 01:09:24
    And Calvin is, after all, the best... by Purest2009-05-07 01:18:52
      Robot Chicken by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:38:50
How do I join the UF LinkedIn group? by Snate2009-05-07 00:58:40
  submit a request with your nick, the owner of the by intrinsic2009-05-07 01:50:27
    When you do request, just make an by klar_at_work2009-05-07 02:00:10
      Or attn you or attn me by Spisefisken2009-05-07 04:35:09
        I've delegated that part to Shargo. :) by klar_at_work2009-05-07 08:29:49
  Don't think so. by JimK2009-05-07 01:39:54
Tickles! by Snate2009-05-07 00:53:21
  Is that the name of the tiger now? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 01:03:59
  Test - Test! by Hieraco2009-05-07 01:03:46
    Testicle? (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-05-07 01:58:28
      No no...test-sicle. Very cold. (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-07 03:09:47
        *I am NOT licking that* by Hieraco2009-05-07 03:34:36
          I Double-dog dare you! (n/t) by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:39:28
            *brings in two dogs* by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 03:54:44
              *points to sgrunt's pants* by firehawk2009-05-07 04:06:02
                *ties dogs to sgrunts pants* by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 04:11:39
                  *tosses sausages in sgrunt's pockets* by firehawk2009-05-07 14:49:51
Interview vibes etc. PLZ! by Electric Storm2009-05-07 00:51:06
  Good luck! (n/t) by oot2009-05-07 06:58:34
  *fires orbital vibe cannon* by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 01:06:16
    Prepare the Groove Cannon by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:40:34
No DNF? by cuboci2009-05-07 00:40:43
  They must be *real* close to a release :-) (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-07 17:51:02
  I'll repeat my quote here: by Buzzin2009-05-07 07:33:50
    They live by veran2009-05-07 09:53:37
  Duke Nukem Fornever (n/t) by Nessalc2009-05-07 07:04:26
  So now it's Duke Nukem Not Ever? :P (n/t) by jpprater2009-05-07 05:18:53
    Duke Nukem: FAIL (n/t) by Concept2009-05-07 05:25:07
  Forever by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:41:08
  Now I can have closure. (n/t) by mutt2009-05-07 03:01:39
  FINALLY! by firehawk2009-05-07 01:44:37
  Looks as if apogee will continue to work on dnf (n/t) by Astro-g2009-05-07 01:20:16
    The way I read it by cuboci2009-05-07 01:22:08
  I'm not surprised if true but I am sad. by Snate2009-05-07 00:56:10
    Ya know... in racing DNF means Did Not Finish by devinull2009-05-07 01:47:13
      I've actually wondered if that it was really all by SaylorA2009-05-07 06:43:18
        Maybe you guys could buy the stuff they already by veran2009-05-07 09:56:09
  Ehhh.. F4..? O_o (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2009-05-07 00:51:25
Cat 5 grew up. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-05-07 00:35:53
  No that is TIGGER ! by Cokish2009-05-07 01:13:04
ST '09. You have watched it, you cannot unwatch it by kilessan2009-05-07 00:16:28
  40+ years and *NOW* you don't wanna talk physics? (n/t) by corwin172009-05-07 12:28:08
  Well I just got back from seeing it, and I enjoyed by purplepineapple2009-05-07 05:31:04
    Good. I was beginning to be afraid for it. by Adiplomat2009-05-07 09:01:52
      *replaces encyclopedia with spirit-level* by SouthpawPL2009-05-07 11:42:07
        My spirits are really level <hic> *takes a drink* by Classic_Jon2009-05-07 12:07:07
  Does this mean you hope Alzheimer strikes early by klar_at_work2009-05-07 00:40:03
    Heh. That might work. (n/t) by kilessan2009-05-07 01:04:10
  Star Trek Teens? by Khaar2009-05-07 00:34:51
    Star Trek 90210 by kilessan2009-05-07 01:21:06
      "90210 Fast, 90210 Furious... Oh, and Romulans!"? by Twitchh2009-05-07 05:36:44
  Non-spoiler from the trailers. by Hieraco2009-05-07 00:20:42
    it's supposed to be a reboot of the series by madjo2009-05-07 00:50:39
      And at least they are not 'redoing' ST movies. by todAnthony2009-05-07 08:14:14
        or another t-shirt text by madjo2009-05-07 08:36:58
    "Continuity" for any price is not a good thing by kilessan2009-05-07 00:31:13
      Haven't seen the Movie yet, only the trailers. by aix tom2009-05-07 01:00:19
      I watched Dark Knight recently. by Khaar2009-05-07 00:55:33
        Agreed. by jdelphiki2009-05-07 06:04:43
          Agree @ Voice by todAnthony2009-05-07 08:10:45
      Havent seen it yet... Newspaper this morning rated by EnzoMatrix2009-05-07 00:43:53
        indeed by madjo2009-05-07 00:53:57
Oh my! by LilDragon2009-05-07 00:09:13
  Shouldn't "Oh my!" be preceded by by Purest2009-05-07 01:25:37
    Eaten by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:43:03
      :D (n/t) by Purest2009-05-07 04:43:16
  No Cobras in Chennai by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 00:10:21
    Cobras .. by LilDragon2009-05-07 00:16:38
      They'll wait for Friday's for that ... (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-05-07 00:29:00
    Stef'll find'em =P(n/t) by Flirkann2009-05-07 00:13:26
Pet tiger? by Khaar2009-05-07 00:08:48
  You're not Calvin. (n/t) by cuboci2009-05-07 00:51:59
    According to his IDescartes he is ... (n/t) by pas512009-05-07 02:47:21
      Hey... no getting the IDescartes interface... by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 03:56:39
        I was expecting references to the by MatthewDBA2009-05-07 05:55:02
          To get there, you still have to get IUnknown. :P (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 09:15:10
  Because he followed you home? by LilDragon2009-05-07 00:10:05
    They must have by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:44:37
    Okay, but you have to feed him and clean up after. by firehawk2009-05-07 00:11:16
      Even if it is the noisy neighbours? by Hieraco2009-05-07 00:12:31
        Okay, but he can only tear out their throats. by firehawk2009-05-07 00:14:54
          Do you think .. by LilDragon2009-05-07 00:18:47
            In the wild, I doubt it, in a domestic environment by Intrinsic2009-05-07 00:22:55
              well tigers are clean eaters... by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 00:48:48
                What if a panther kills a chicken? by firehawk2009-05-07 01:48:27
                  It reads vogon poetry. (n/t) by mutt2009-05-07 03:10:36
                  bites the head off... by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 02:23:01
                    Too likely to gag? =P by Flirkann2009-05-07 02:33:08
                      So what you're saying is... by firehawk2009-05-07 03:10:26
                        milking's safer... by Flirkann2009-05-07 04:01:02
                          I dont get any of that, seriously. :P (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 06:36:25
                            really? euphenisms... by Flirkann2009-05-07 21:17:43
              hungry kitteh...not so fussy (n/t) by Flirkann2009-05-07 00:23:53
Hmmmm Cat 6 then? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 00:07:44
  Looks like only Cat 1 there. by firehawk2009-05-07 00:11:40
    We already have ... by aix tom2009-05-07 13:21:56
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 00:06:55
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 00:06:19
  Dust bunnies. (n/t) by Afterburner2009-05-07 10:09:05
  RIP Sgt. Pepper... Veiled Chameleon (n/t) by todAnthony2009-05-07 08:30:24
  A blonde named Vonda. (n/t) by Nashville2009-05-07 08:22:23
  I had a pony. by spud2009-05-07 07:47:08
  A squirrel. by kc5sdy2009-05-07 07:45:33
  horny toads by aprylmae2009-05-07 06:34:12
  Cat by y2kdragon2009-05-07 03:46:41
  Ever had: Rats by FNORDer2009-05-07 02:57:41
    HEheh I consider rats `normal' pets by Hieraco2009-05-07 03:31:07
  A Warp Stalker by Tumppu2009-05-07 02:39:45
    A warp stalker? by Sharku2009-05-07 02:43:25
      Huh by Tumppu2009-05-07 05:34:56
  Iguana by Electric Storm2009-05-07 00:54:19
  Louisiana Pine snake by ideur2009-05-07 00:47:17
  Great Horned Owl. by RetiQlum22009-05-07 00:34:32
  Chinchillas by Spisefisken2009-05-07 00:31:07
  Outlandish? by Khaar2009-05-07 00:21:27
  Do siblings count? =P by Flirkann2009-05-07 00:20:08
  A rooster, and a Mole by Hieraco2009-05-07 00:16:50
  The small beetles that infested our driveway. by firehawk2009-05-07 00:13:12
  Whoa, how did we go from 00:02 to 06:19??? (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-05-07 00:08:11
    Yah, scratch that, brain works much? that's 00:00: by Intrinsic2009-05-07 00:11:41
    This is running manual now :P by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 00:09:11
      Oh, my bad, not enough coffee... by Intrinsic2009-05-07 00:10:06
        Want me to plug you into the BAS-O-Matic (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 00:11:09
          Nah, I'll be right, about to leave the office... by Intrinsic2009-05-07 00:12:24
            Oops. Too late. by firehawk2009-05-07 00:14:15
              What, hey, huh, what *thunk* ZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzz by Intrinsic2009-05-07 00:18:43
                Locking Lid i hope by robertltux2009-05-07 08:29:52
                What would you even use that for? by Purest2009-05-07 01:30:33
                  I'd have thought it'd be restricted too... by intrinsic2009-05-07 06:39:26
                  Waking the dead, perhaps? by firehawk2009-05-07 01:49:30
                    *grabs firehawk and starts dancing cossack* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-05-07 02:24:15
                      *gnaws on mekkanik_mike's furry by firehawk2009-05-07 03:13:05
Translations by Nea2009-05-07 00:00:02
  Comic Haiku/Senryu Redux by madjo2009-05-07 05:19:07
    Not quite related: by bwkaz2009-05-07 20:57:12
    How do you know it's Stef screaming? by dagabe2009-05-07 09:42:06
      it fits his character best by MadJo2009-05-07 16:24:16
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by dagabe2009-05-07 02:09:46
    by dagabe by dagabe2009-05-07 02:12:52
  Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-05-07 00:33:02
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by rikthoff2009-05-07 00:27:57
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-05-07 00:00:01
  Have I been featured yet? by firehawk2009-05-07 00:15:36
    Nope, no matches for "firehawk" by Hieraco2009-05-07 09:09:59
    Hmmm not sure if we have one for you by Hieraco2009-05-07 00:22:26
      So, can we come up with some specific by klar_at_work2009-05-07 00:38:39
        You have access to the google doc? by Hieraco2009-05-07 01:05:12
          I don't, but can you put in one by spud2009-05-07 07:36:13
            I'll check but I think we already have it. by Hieraco2009-05-07 08:32:35
              Nuh-uh : eBook. The shipping worldwide is a killer by Klaranth2009-05-07 11:58:48
          Not from wrok. by klar_at_work2009-05-07 02:32:47
            I think that we are at or around 320 by Hieraco2009-05-07 03:32:53
              potentially original ones by madjo2009-05-07 03:59:51
                I think that they are currently pulled random by Hieraco2009-05-07 06:53:53
            Hee hee! (n/t) by firehawk2009-05-07 03:12:01
      Yah, I don't recall a specific firehawk line by Intrinsic2009-05-07 00:25:20
  Columbus dropped your computer at BlockBuster as by LilDragon2009-05-07 00:14:27
  ColumbusdroppedyourcomputeratBlockBusterasambushbu by PeKaJe2009-05-07 00:11:26
  ColumbusdroppedyourcomputeratBlockBusterasambushbu by Hieraco2009-05-07 00:10:50

 

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