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Cartoon for Apr 30, 2009
Strip for Apr 30, 2009
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The guy from Prodigy looks like Dilbert's PHB. by kahuana2009-04-30 23:14:53
  Naah... by chrisboote2009-05-01 00:17:26
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-04-30 22:00:01
More like, "who sells a bobcat on Ebay for $1?" (n/t) by RedIon2009-04-30 21:26:27
  Perhaps it's a plastic toy bobcat? :-) by kahuana2009-04-30 23:07:37
  I'll miss the couch though. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 21:44:43
    Furniture porn!!! (n/t) by oot2009-04-30 22:12:06
      Woops, wrong... by oot2009-04-30 22:13:06
        I just liked the way the two punchlines... by RetiQlum22009-04-30 23:17:40
Attn: Cluttersquad by RedIon2009-04-30 21:15:27
  How did you find that with no posts? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 21:19:09
    Found it listed in the latest diary edits post. (n/t) by RedIon2009-04-30 21:25:12
    cluttersquad script? by Nightwind2009-04-30 21:25:02
23 hours 51 minutes until by sgrunt2009-04-30 21:09:00
  Have an incredible time! :-) (n/t) by oot2009-04-30 22:03:59
Outta here. Morning return. by Adiplomat2009-04-30 21:05:30
  You can always visit me. I have rivers. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 21:23:27
  later. (n/t) by cyberspooked2009-04-30 21:18:23
Been thinking again...dangerous, I know.... by josie_beller2009-04-30 21:01:17
  I like it! (n/t) by oot2009-04-30 21:38:33
  good idea but one problem by cyberspooked2009-04-30 21:16:37
    Hard to sterilize grass.... by josie_beller2009-04-30 23:23:21
    also it would be a good gimmic to get people to by cyberspooked2009-04-30 21:17:40
Idle question: LXDE any good? by DesiredUsername2009-04-30 20:48:12
  How old are you talking about. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 20:56:13
    I think I got this machine a year-ish ago by DesiredUsername2009-04-30 21:00:22
      Is a light desktop necessary then? by RetiQlum22009-04-30 21:08:13
        I don't like bells & whistles by DesiredUsername2009-04-30 21:13:27
          Xfce is the Xubuntu windowing system. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 21:18:21
            Ahem, Xfce is the windowing system USED by Xubuntu by Intrinsic2009-04-30 22:15:08
              Yeah, yeah, yeah. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 22:35:05
                No, ed is the standard text editor. by hobbs2009-04-30 22:50:54
                  Editors are for wussies by halfdan2009-05-01 00:05:22
I'm coming back. by bird_flu2009-04-30 20:30:23
  Wait, wasn't this the plot of The Andromeda Strain by RetiQlum22009-04-30 21:02:41
    It's the plot of a *non-fiction* book I'm reading by josie_beller2009-04-30 21:34:00
    nha, I've got the book here by Nightwind2009-04-30 21:25:10
      We are both wrong. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 21:33:21
        Actually, it wasn't a virus. by werehatrack2009-04-30 22:33:52
  actually it sounds like by cyberspooked2009-04-30 20:37:46
    I AM THE ONE TRUE VIRUS! by bird_flu2009-04-30 20:42:46
      So, you're with Apple? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2009-05-01 17:10:16
      actually by cyberspooked2009-04-30 20:52:43
        *shambles up* by firehawk2009-04-30 23:34:50
        The T-Virus wishes it were me. by bird_flu2009-04-30 21:01:23
          again I'm reminded of why your called the bird flu by cyberspooked2009-04-30 21:12:45
      I fart in your general direction. by werehatrack2009-04-30 20:46:41
  Right. Super-viruses from recombinant DNA. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 20:37:03
    I'd say Klaranth, but it's 5:30 AM his time. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 20:37:42
I thought I would share this... by kc5sdy2009-04-30 19:59:23
  I very much like it. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-30 20:08:01
We need guns. Lots of guns. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 18:28:01
  ...any particular reason? by oot2009-04-30 20:43:11
    Because we're going into the Matrix. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 20:44:37
      And we've already sent by Clovis Man2009-04-30 21:38:18
        I'm the innocent bystander! (n/t) by hobbs2009-04-30 22:23:41
          And when has that ever stopped us? by Clovis Man2009-04-30 23:08:06
  "What's the matter, Mr. Anderson? Never heard by Adiplomat2009-04-30 18:44:13
  chicken.. chicken goooood ;) by Garrinka2009-04-30 18:33:46
    What from Little Nicky? by RetiQlum22009-04-30 18:44:58
      what you talking bout willis? by cyberspooked2009-04-30 20:07:41
      umm noooo "The Fifth Element" ;) by Garrinka2009-04-30 18:53:51
        Totally green. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 19:54:54
        Multipass!! (n/t) by werehatrack2009-04-30 19:00:22
          I am a meat popicle ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-04-30 19:01:44
            where did he learn to negotiate? by cyberspooked2009-04-30 20:09:07
mallow cups.. who wants one! :) by Garrinka2009-04-30 17:55:34
  perfectly friday comment by cyberspooked2009-04-30 21:51:56
  I give up. No UK Mallo cup vendors. by Adiplomat2009-04-30 19:48:12
  *jumps up and down* by wabbit652009-04-30 18:23:34
    help yourself hon ;) *hands you a couple packages* (n/t) by Garrinka2009-04-30 18:34:22
  ooooh, sounds heavenly (n/t) by confused.brit2009-04-30 18:04:19
    maybe I could send ya some .... by Garrinka2009-04-30 18:05:57
      lol knoing my luck, i'll tell you the adress etc by confused.brit2009-04-30 18:30:42
        lol I hear ya hon.. by Garrinka2009-04-30 18:32:32
          Made by a company from PA by radiowave9112009-04-30 18:39:34
          Well, certain shops up until the great peanut scar by confused.brit2009-04-30 18:34:09
The funniest thing to hear : by Klaranth2009-04-30 17:43:43
  What'd I miss? (n/t) by sgrunt2009-04-30 21:10:32
    A fight between the 40+ and the 40- by Klaranth2009-05-01 05:37:35
Still watching: Betterman 1"9-7'1 by veran2009-04-30 17:37:46
  Some words picked up from watching that: by veran2009-04-30 18:27:54
Leak repaired! by ChuckAB2009-04-30 17:31:23
  s/run/rug - Dining Room RUG. (n/t) by ChuckAB2009-04-30 17:35:53
    "Run" does work, for some values of by Adiplomat2009-04-30 17:38:38
      True, but "rug" is what I meant. by ChuckAB2009-04-30 17:45:17
      very true.. we had a runner.. by Garrinka2009-04-30 17:42:36
  Cool. I hope something can be done with the rug. ( (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 17:35:49
    As much as I hate Berber rugs ... by ChuckAB2009-04-30 17:41:53
Ever wonder what it's like by Clovis Man2009-04-30 16:38:28
  Im here. by joecrouse2009-04-30 18:18:19
    I think they didn't have him in one on purpose. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 18:24:58
  OOH! OOH! OOH! ME NEXT! ME NEXT! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 17:49:20
  Thank you! That was cool! by Adiplomat2009-04-30 16:56:16
    I doubt I'd make past by Clovis Man2009-04-30 17:29:54
      I bet I could do it. by vampire2009-04-30 19:44:09
Relationship poll: too busy to call ? T or F? by Garrinka2009-04-30 16:04:53
  probably too busy to call. by cyberspooked2009-04-30 20:16:13
  Probably true by voxwoman2009-04-30 18:58:11
    I think someone is trying to sell me tombstones... by veran2009-04-30 19:20:43
    valid point... by Garrinka2009-04-30 19:06:20
  At this point, I'd definitely drop him into the by Twitchh2009-04-30 18:23:02
  Possibly true.. by Ex0h2009-04-30 16:45:17
    well its *kid* ;) by Garrinka2009-04-30 16:56:42
      Fair do's.. Best 'o luck. by Ex0h2009-04-30 17:16:52
        thanks hon .. I appreciate it *hugs* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-04-30 18:04:09
  indeterminate by morenna2009-04-30 16:20:25
    Maybe he's a UFie, and wonders if she's that by Adiplomat2009-04-30 16:42:09
  Impossible to tell. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 16:10:08
    you are right I didn't want to say to much.. by Garrinka2009-04-30 16:18:47
      I tend to be pretty suspicious of people who can't by twixt2009-04-30 16:49:21
        no you are right caution is justified.. by Garrinka2009-04-30 17:01:08
          Check Adiplomat's work thread. TMK has a nice by twixt2009-04-30 17:50:05
            It's still Thursday, right? :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 17:56:11
              for a couple more hours yes ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-04-30 17:57:35
                Good. Just checking... :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 18:00:38
                  mmm should I ask *why*? ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-04-30 18:03:18
                    If you don't know, you're better off. :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 18:11:03
                      I was thinking what you're thinking too. :o) (n/t) by morenna2009-04-30 18:13:51
                        :+) BTW, I hope your work level is easing off. (n/ (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 18:15:17
                          Thanks! We have achieved a dull roar by morenna2009-04-30 19:18:17
                            While I understand the sentiment... by RetiQlum22009-04-30 21:10:40
                              Yep. I've long had jobs where busy=bad. by morenna2009-05-01 04:54:03
                            Yep. Plus the nausea-inducing screams by Adiplomat2009-04-30 19:32:27
            much thanks hon I need it ;) by Garrinka2009-04-30 17:52:36
      That's the best solution. I personally by Adiplomat2009-04-30 16:40:18
Behold: the new chrysler: by veran2009-04-30 15:07:08
  404 Not Found (n/t) by maceogan2009-04-30 15:15:47
    It's referrer checking. Once the 404 loads by merlin2009-04-30 15:17:01
      Repost by veran2009-04-30 15:20:28
        Good little city car, by Clovis Man2009-04-30 16:32:51
          Let me amend that a bit... by Clovis Man2009-04-30 17:28:54
            Get this one instead: by veran2009-04-30 17:35:16
              Useful, if I needed the space by Clovis Man2009-04-30 17:41:45
                Useful, if you want a car that starts in the morni by veran2009-04-30 18:00:32
      Doesn't work for me (n/t) by shargo2009-04-30 15:20:02
        Hit enter in the address bar. by jmaxsohmer2009-04-30 15:21:52
          Sorry, that's my fault. I hit enter, not F5. (n/t) by merlin2009-04-30 15:44:38
      I was figuring 404 was the joke :P (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2009-04-30 15:19:06
        Unintentional funnies FTW! by confused.brit2009-04-30 15:59:38
Dog team towing a snowmachine towing a sled by toxin2009-04-30 14:14:19
  I just found out why it's 84F in my apartment! by Adiplomat2009-04-30 14:35:06
UFicle: Laserjet 5Si assistance please by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 14:12:24
  Here's a wild suggestion: by RetiQlum22009-04-30 18:36:34
    Yes, but that model WAS introduced in the by Adiplomat2009-04-30 18:46:14
  the service manual says 13.5 by Freakazoid2009-04-30 14:54:41
    Well. if it prints with the old fuser I would by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 15:00:31
    Wonder if the photosensor is fogged by Adiplomat2009-04-30 14:59:05
  Did you replace the rollers as well? by Adiplomat2009-04-30 14:38:00
    The jam he is getting is the paper by joecrouse2009-04-30 14:41:31
      Yes, the rollers were replaced and that fixed a by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 14:48:10
  Remanufactured Fuser? by joecrouse2009-04-30 14:16:56
    Remanufactured HP brand fuser by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 14:35:50
      Check the voltage in the PSU by joecrouse2009-04-30 14:40:43
        I don't have anything to check it with here by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 14:49:53
          You have a tongue, don't you? by merlin2009-04-30 14:52:11
            You're close enough. Maybe he can just use you. :+ (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 15:00:03
If it's good for the goose. . . . . . . by merlin2009-04-30 14:10:24
  So if I declare bankruptcy I'm on the path by jayfarm2009-04-30 15:22:11
  Bailout and still in bankruptcy proceedings? by RetiQlum22009-04-30 14:27:16
    Forgot the nationalization. (n/t) by DesertRat662009-04-30 14:35:06
  The gander should be doing it ... by subbywan2009-04-30 14:16:03
My wife and I need hugs...:( by jpprater2009-04-30 13:57:16
  {{{jprater & wife}}} (n/t) by Silverfire2009-04-30 20:24:05
  {{{{{{jpprater & family}}}}}} by radiowave9112009-04-30 18:32:00
  {{{{jpprater & wife}}}} (n/t) by Twitchh2009-04-30 18:11:58
  (hugs, prayers, & peace} (n/t) by lucytv2009-04-30 17:13:50
  :) {{{{{{{UFies}}}}}} by jpprater2009-04-30 16:02:01
    sorry I'm late hon... by Garrinka2009-04-30 16:06:50
  I'm sorry for your loss. {{{jpprater and wife}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-04-30 15:56:28
  I'm sorry to hear that. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 15:37:09
  (Hugs the stuffing out of JP & Family.) by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 14:57:23
  Done. *sits quietly by jpprater & wife* (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-30 14:51:38
  {{{hugs and fuzzies}}} by esbita2009-04-30 14:51:08
  {{{{jpprater & wife}}}} (n/t) by Nea2009-04-30 14:23:46
    I agree! {{{jpprater&wife}}} (n/t) by NDwight2009-04-30 14:41:29
  {{{{jpprater & wife}}}} (n/t) by intrinsic2009-04-30 14:09:37
  {{good thoughts and prayers}} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 14:09:30
  Done. And will continue. by Adiplomat2009-04-30 14:05:16
YaY! Senate fails to pass cramdown bill by merlin2009-04-30 13:56:19
  So according to the article... by mofrak2009-04-30 14:12:01
    Umm, they borrowed money. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 14:40:16
    You're missing something big by basher202009-04-30 14:33:16
    That's about the size of it. by Peace_man2009-04-30 14:21:24
      Two words - Contract Law by merlin2009-04-30 14:23:51
        There are others as well. by Peace_man2009-04-30 14:40:28
          No, the cramdown bill was to give judges by merlin2009-04-30 14:45:38
            Only a handfull of states have by joecrouse2009-04-30 15:45:02
              There is a federal homestead exemption by merlin2009-04-30 15:48:03
            Hmm - OK, I misunderstood that. by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:05:23
              Perhaps you also misunderstand foreclosure sales by merlin2009-04-30 15:14:34
                Banks don't seem to hate them enough by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:21:04
                  Yes and no. by merlin2009-04-30 15:36:04
                  If the banks wanted to, they could lower the... by RetiQlum22009-04-30 15:32:53
                    As I keep repeating, don't forget the investors by merlin2009-04-30 15:37:56
                      I was thinking of them. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 15:40:47
                        Bah! I hit submit too soon. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 15:42:00
              What does a Judge or a congressperson by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 15:12:20
                That matters less. by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:19:20
                  What about all the companies dependant on that by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 15:37:17
                    Heheheh. I see where you are coming from. by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:43:23
                      I am not saying that the won't set a by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 15:48:43
                        OK. So I'm myopic. by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:52:30
                          I don't think it's that unlikely. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 16:02:28
                  But again you are completely ignoring 2 important by merlin2009-04-30 15:27:01
                    You seem to be saying that you want lenders by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:37:28
                      Again, I was against the bailout as well. by merlin2009-04-30 15:40:12
    The issue is that primary residence mortgages by merlin2009-04-30 14:20:03
      It would also let Congress decide what to value by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 14:40:39
      Where the markets are currently at is not by Peace_man2009-04-30 14:37:45
        The housing prices are currently UNDER valued by joecrouse2009-04-30 15:23:30
          That doesn't make a lot of sense. by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:27:17
            YES! Materials prices are insane for a house now. by joecrouse2009-04-30 15:34:52
              Materials prices are why you are seeing by joecrouse2009-04-30 15:42:11
                Would this have anything to do with the by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:48:23
                  no most likely with all the growth by joecrouse2009-04-30 18:20:14
                    BTW if you want a modest return by joecrouse2009-04-30 18:31:33
            It also depends on what area of the country your by merlin2009-04-30 15:29:56
              Look again I garauntee you by joecrouse2009-04-30 15:43:22
                I wasn't talking about material costs. by merlin2009-04-30 15:49:35
        See my other post for more info. by merlin2009-04-30 14:49:29
        It also lets someone who does not know how that by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 14:46:26
          The alternative is to leave things as they are by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:09:15
            Banks charge what the market will bear. by joecrouse2009-04-30 15:26:24
            The market is self correcting. If the bank by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 15:25:40
            Again, banks do not set the prices at foreclosure. by merlin2009-04-30 15:15:54
      Bottom line home values plummet by DesertRat662009-04-30 14:22:48
        Right. Foreclosure is the proper method for by merlin2009-04-30 14:25:03
          If you had seen what that formula wrought here... by werehatrack2009-04-30 19:31:44
          ISTR by DesertRat662009-04-30 14:28:45
            True. The primary residence is protected by merlin2009-04-30 14:30:54
              Correct, not all states have a Homestead act. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 14:41:23
                And even in Texas, foreclosures of this type were by werehatrack2009-04-30 19:46:57
I've just bitten my tongue off... by mmell2009-04-30 13:47:50
  <Nat. Geo. Announcer> The level of sentience of by Adiplomat2009-04-30 13:54:59
    <NGA>Join us next week by UGuardian2009-04-30 15:35:10
<political> Government new math by basher202009-04-30 13:46:59
  You forgot Canada's cut. Measly 2%! (n/t) by toxin2009-04-30 14:04:15
    That's the rounding error :) (n/t) by merlin2009-04-30 14:25:38
  I suspect the Government will try to get any Judge by DesertRat662009-04-30 13:59:59
(Sets out a giant card table, a MASSIVE stack of by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 13:40:29
  Plays card "Cheat like there's no tomorrow" by Nightwind2009-04-30 19:58:35
    Plays a previously blank card that now reads... by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 20:27:37
      *boggles a moment* by Nightwind2009-04-30 21:26:23
  you forgot Fu 2, enter the monkey by Nightwind2009-04-30 15:04:04
    They didn't have that one... by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 15:25:25
      I think your alowed to mix multiple blenders by Nightwind2009-04-30 19:53:21
        Except for the Original Munchkin... by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 20:22:26
          the "other" cards are attached to non card objects by Nightwind2009-04-30 21:27:25
  *builds card house* by themadkansan2009-04-30 13:42:07
    *tacks on several additions* by vampire2009-04-30 14:03:19
      If you two mess up my cards... by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 14:24:17
        *pulls out his pocket knife* by merlin2009-04-30 14:40:36
          (Casts "Indescribable Crotch Itch" at Merlin as a by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 14:51:31
            casts 'summon monster VIII* by Nightwind2009-04-30 15:06:25
              (Reroutes them to pester Merlin...) by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 15:18:24
                WHO DARES USURP MY POWER? by Adiplomat2009-04-30 15:55:45
                  (Rises from the crater, dusts off, & smiles.) by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 16:43:22
                    Rhinos. And they're waaaay too big to just by twixt2009-04-30 16:55:48
                      Indeed. For that, you need by confused.brit2009-04-30 17:12:56
                        (Glomps on CB's arm, swallowing the Twix whole by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 17:26:48
                          Like i'd waste chocolate like that by confused.brit2009-04-30 18:03:48
                            nanoseconds, mere nanoseconds... :-) (n/t) by twixt2009-04-30 18:26:11
                            (Coughs up a T...) by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 18:11:17
                              <voice of C3PO> I'm *fractured*! </voice of C3PO> by twixt2009-04-30 18:34:27
                                ~attaches Twixt's torso to his legs backwards~ by confused.brit2009-04-30 18:36:46
                                Nononononono. Right way around, please. :-) (n/t) by twixt2009-04-30 20:16:25
                                "Look at my a3! Why didn't anyone TELL me my a3 by Adiplomat2009-04-30 20:58:02
                                <voice of snagglepuss> Great heavens by twixt2009-04-30 21:48:08
Swine Flu symptom checker by SSpiffy2009-04-30 13:39:41
  According to my local newspaper by maddriver2009-04-30 13:46:13
    Who knew they were French? (n/t) by mmell2009-04-30 13:49:24
When it starts, Holy Hand Grenades, does it start! by Adiplomat2009-04-30 13:15:18
  Yayyyyyyyyyy!!! (n/t) by oot2009-04-30 17:57:14
  grats hon *hugs*.. good luck with all that.. :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-04-30 17:02:43
  Yay! {{{Adiplomat}}} by morenna2009-04-30 16:00:25
    I'm just stunned, right now. by Adiplomat2009-04-30 16:06:06
      adverb away! by morenna2009-04-30 16:41:21
        The Comfy Chair! **ominous music** (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 16:43:29
          :-D (n/t) by morenna2009-04-30 17:54:55
  It is all because you never stopped by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 13:18:53
    Thank you. You have a higher opinion of me than by Adiplomat2009-04-30 13:32:07
      You (micturate) and moan about how tough it is by toxin2009-04-30 13:38:45
        Point. I got a lesson in that all this week. by Adiplomat2009-04-30 13:48:18
          You can quote any philosophy that gets you by toxin2009-04-30 14:04:11
            Good. Not just said for you, though. by Adiplomat2009-04-30 14:07:29
      We can see what we can swing :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 13:34:29
that's really sad by voxwoman2009-04-30 13:12:11
fabulous. I am not one to be super panicky by aprylmae2009-04-30 13:09:04
  relax.. Cozumel is not Mexico! by dennismv2009-04-30 22:31:44
  Got Tamiflu? (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-30 13:55:48
  Um didnt they issue an advisory for all by joecrouse2009-04-30 13:18:20
    I believe so by aprylmae2009-04-30 13:22:06
      Right. And how is he getting there? by RetiQlum22009-04-30 13:31:20
        he's flying by aprylmae2009-04-30 13:45:17
          *snerk* (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 13:57:17
  Any reported cases near there? by DesertRat662009-04-30 13:13:52
    doesn't look like any by aprylmae2009-04-30 13:20:50
      I thought the heart was Mexico City? by rfrovarp2009-04-30 13:25:52
        from what I can tell by aprylmae2009-04-30 13:41:57
    But they've essentially shut down the whole by merlin2009-04-30 13:15:50
kitchenaid owners by dennismv2009-04-30 13:01:42
  My 2 cents by morenna2009-04-30 16:15:23
    tilt models "easier" by dennismv2009-04-30 22:22:58
  Tilt. by vampire2009-04-30 13:35:11
    I agree by JaR2009-04-30 14:17:01
      Seconded by andyz2009-04-30 15:32:29
  one thing to consider between the bowl lift by nightmonger2009-04-30 13:34:57
  Bowl lift. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 13:12:11
    no specific model yet really by dennismv2009-04-30 13:47:56
      No such thing as "above what I need." by RetiQlum22009-04-30 16:16:33
        thanks by dennismv2009-04-30 22:28:36
      or if tilt version by dennismv2009-04-30 13:53:08
        I thought bowls were same size, this says 12 vs 9 by vampire2009-04-30 14:13:43
          AHA. Prol Line 6 qt. Professional and Pro Line 5qt (n/t) by vampire2009-04-30 14:17:06
            Er that second Pro Line should have been Pro 500. (n/t) by vampire2009-04-30 14:17:32
              yeah it is kinda confusing ... (n/t) by dennismv2009-04-30 22:30:06
  I prefer the lift as opposed to the tilt by Radiowave9112009-04-30 13:05:59
wow I am impressed with the speed of C by dennismv2009-04-30 12:43:38
  He's impressed with the speed of c... by mmell2009-04-30 13:51:51
    "If you hit me at 0.99c, there's a 0% chance I'll by pas512009-04-30 14:12:04
      I doubt the Yanks got that radio ad.... (n/t) by confused.brit2009-04-30 17:23:26
  Did you account for OS/lib caching? by ToLazyToThink2009-04-30 13:18:20
    yes for caching by dennismv2009-04-30 13:39:18
  Humph. Same as it always was, here. by Adiplomat2009-04-30 12:53:09
    LoL! by dennismv2009-04-30 13:04:50
    You are working in a vacuum? (n/t) by run.dll2009-04-30 13:01:13
      My skull is, smart-arse! :+) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 14:02:19
      No, a carpet sweeper. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 13:02:44
  guess i'm not in a programming state of mind by Freakazoid2009-04-30 12:51:17
    No, "the speed of C" by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:52:49
      Oh, go back and return to your cube, boah! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 12:54:08
*SNERK* Now I've heard everything by DesertRat662009-04-30 12:43:08
  Which gun and how did he compare it to soup? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 13:33:16
    Ruger's New LCR by DesertRat662009-04-30 14:24:19
  He probably by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:51:10
    Naah this is a t&e piece by DesertRat662009-04-30 12:53:47
      You missed the pun :-/ by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 13:00:18
        Just that by DesertRat662009-04-30 13:04:54
  In the Combat book or in another article? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:45:12
    Podcast (n/t) by DesertRat662009-04-30 12:50:55
      Ahh, I remeber that from when he was talking by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:52:48
        This is better by DesertRat662009-04-30 12:55:20
          :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 13:36:41
OW! I just gave myself whiplash! by SnArL2009-04-30 12:41:50
  Again? Man, you are gonna have to by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:43:34
  Pictures or it didn't happen. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:42:46
    That's right. by maceogan2009-04-30 12:46:33
WTF? by Klaranth2009-04-30 12:38:29
  Ring ring by SaylorA2009-04-30 13:02:09
Anyone up for W:ET tonight? 22CET / 1pm UFie (n/t) by shargo2009-04-30 12:33:23
  I'll be up for a few maps (n/t) by Vidi2009-04-30 12:37:23
  I can be there at 3 pm UF. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:35:43
  Sure, one or two maps (n/t) by Klaranth2009-04-30 12:33:55
Attn: Nightwind: Yeast doesn't die when it gets... by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:18:53
  It's still in the fridge... by Nightwind2009-04-30 19:55:10
  Not after it's been baked, it wouldn't. by werehatrack2009-04-30 12:22:15
    He said that the refrigerator was too cold. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:25:01
      The cows name was norman... (n/t) by jayfarm2009-04-30 17:57:26
Anyone ever run into files so big that the by joecrouse2009-04-30 12:11:51
  Screw it I droped a 60gig known good by joecrouse2009-04-30 13:15:43
  Saying I aint got enough room. by joecrouse2009-04-30 13:05:40
  Yes... by jdelphiki2009-04-30 12:39:01
  Yes, because I created said file on purpose. by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 12:31:12
    heh, an early zip bomb, nice :) (n/t) by Freakazoid2009-04-30 12:40:04
      That's ok, HE got even... by ShadowSystems2009-04-30 13:11:24
  Not files per se. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:20:56
  No... What OS, Amount of RAM, by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:20:00
    OS= windows XP by joecrouse2009-04-30 12:22:58
      Umm, that shouldn't cause a problem. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:26:49
        Agreed. I would run an AV and spyware scan by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:30:40
          Clean checked with a half a dozen by joecrouse2009-04-30 12:32:52
            Don't know which ones you used. The ones I have by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:37:46
              In this case the only way to be safe is not to by ripley82009-04-30 13:07:35
  Not recently by Smut2009-04-30 12:17:53
    That many nucleotides....... by confused.brit2009-04-30 18:46:11
  shouldn't be an issue by Freakazoid2009-04-30 12:15:39
    these are solid 2.5 and 1.5gig files. by joecrouse2009-04-30 12:19:46
      You have something else running. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:27:42
        OR a bad sector. That could cause it. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:28:36
          shouldn't SATA have SMART already by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:32:03
            SMART isn't that smart by Freakazoid2009-04-30 12:33:35
              That is what I meant, if the drive is headed south by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:39:10
                it depends if smart's being monitored or not by Freakazoid2009-04-30 12:43:02
                  As long as the BIOS does that. by ripley82009-04-30 13:00:23
                    well, SMART is pretty dumb in those regards. by Freakazoid2009-04-30 13:12:04
                      SMART reports the disk as failed. Didn't bother by ripley82009-04-30 13:14:35
                  Truenuf (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:45:38
Grrrrrrrrr! Guess who has to work all night? by SnArL2009-04-30 12:04:10
  Let me ask you this: by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:39:16
    Oh, it's automated...mostly by SnArL2009-04-30 13:07:31
      Heh. Form a union and go on strike? by SaylorA2009-04-30 13:25:33
        Or they'll just fire me and replace me with a scab (n/t) by SnArL2009-04-30 13:50:21
          They can't fire striking union workers, but that by SaylorA2009-04-30 14:37:18
            Outsourcing is TERRIFYING that way. by Adiplomat2009-04-30 18:27:06
      Without even knowing the details... by RetiQlum22009-04-30 13:15:55
        Not likely by SnArL2009-04-30 13:46:47
    After hearing some of the stories and by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:48:04
  Don't they give you guys a bit more by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:09:34
    Yeah, we had warning by SnArL2009-04-30 12:17:11
      :-( (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:21:10
Attn: Hadji: Call your mom! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 11:50:06
Not quite the UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 11:30:03
  Because "good"... by jdelphiki2009-04-30 12:40:45
  IMLE by werehatrack2009-04-30 12:16:09
    It sounds as if in your conception by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:19:31
      Nope. by werehatrack2009-04-30 12:30:30
        I think that's what I was getting at by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:38:02
          Not same question. No time for that one today. (n/t) by werehatrack2009-04-30 12:39:42
            Darn. And I love Spaceballs, too ;-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:41:36
  It's the same reasoning as by basher202009-04-30 11:47:14
    Are you saying that by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 11:50:26
      IMO, humans are biologically engineered as by twixt2009-04-30 12:52:46
        I see what you're saying by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:59:41
          "Looking Good" adds to a person's ability to by twixt2009-04-30 13:46:58
      Ego. by subbywan2009-04-30 12:13:42
        I'm not sure that's sufficient. by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:17:37
          yes, there are. But it's doesn't mean these by subbywan2009-04-30 12:24:58
            Would it be possible by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:31:19
              Claiming someone elses work is VERY efficient by subbywan2009-04-30 14:18:43
Sigh, they closed the public schools here by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 11:24:51
  That flying piggy is an upstart. by bird_flu2009-04-30 12:10:09
  Yeesh, overreaction much? (n/t) by Freakazoid2009-04-30 12:01:10
    Here's my thoughts on this, as a parent. by merlin2009-04-30 12:25:32
      I'm wondering though by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:40:48
        Some of the time frame is for decon activities. by merlin2009-04-30 12:52:09
  Save me Obamessiah, save me. by Lab Rat2009-04-30 11:58:22
    Did you write that with black-face on? by toxin2009-04-30 12:16:41
      Given how people think and speak by joecrouse2009-04-30 14:46:34
      I find accusing me of being a racist even in by Lab Rat2009-04-30 12:45:21
        Y'all know how I feel about that epithet. by Adiplomat2009-04-30 15:46:13
          I understand what you saying. However I did not by Lab Rat2009-04-30 16:15:25
            Dunno, I tend to differ. "Obamessiah" by Adiplomat2009-04-30 16:35:47
        I'm fairly offended too. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:49:47
          Bah, I'm fairly think skinned. I don't l sweat by Lab Rat2009-04-30 13:00:24
            You think with your skin? by Ston2009-04-30 13:22:14
              didn't you know by aprylmae2009-04-30 13:47:17
                Oh, I see by Ston2009-04-30 16:23:02
                I know some guys who think with other organs... by Nea2009-04-30 14:41:07
                  There's a reason for that. Blood shortage by DesertRat662009-04-30 14:42:44
                    and some men are anemic.... by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 15:04:08
              Yeah, i was testing a new drug... (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-30 13:42:25
      Ya know, I found your post more by merlin2009-04-30 12:19:45
        seconded by aprylmae2009-04-30 12:21:02
          Ummm. I took the "Save me, save me" line by toxin2009-04-30 12:29:11
            interesting by aprylmae2009-04-30 13:34:13
              It resonates very differently to me. by toxin2009-04-30 13:57:26
                I was wondering when that would come up by DesertRat662009-04-30 14:16:18
                  hold on there DR George on a few occasion by joecrouse2009-04-30 15:07:46
                  But Bush isn't black, and by merlin2009-04-30 14:22:08
                    Actually it does matter. I don't recall using any by toxin2009-04-30 14:54:14
                      But you have not, to my knowledge, decried by merlin2009-04-30 15:20:58
                        I might have, but can not really recall it. by toxin2009-04-30 16:05:49
                  Didn't see any here, so none here. (n/t) by toxin2009-04-30 14:20:41
            I can see where you're coming from... by jdelphiki2009-04-30 12:52:31
              As you say about "intent", that is why by toxin2009-04-30 13:13:27
                I'll give you marks for not being hypocritical by merlin2009-04-30 13:14:57
                  And I have used it too often to get upset over by toxin2009-04-30 13:19:56
                    I agree freedom of speech is important. by merlin2009-04-30 13:31:22
                      Civility, decency and respect. Something so by toxin2009-04-30 13:48:50
                        Yes we know by DesertRat662009-04-30 14:14:01
                          Torture, but you're still in denial. by toxin2009-04-30 14:36:21
                            Torture I aplaud its use by joecrouse2009-04-30 15:21:23
                            Partial evidence by DesertRat662009-04-30 14:54:21
                              Your bust is not even close to being over. by toxin2009-04-30 15:08:51
                                Y'know, the reason the "US" bust is global is that by Adiplomat2009-04-30 15:32:33
                                Actually, they bubbled Europe too. by toxin2009-04-30 15:50:59
                                That's part of what I meant. Also, banks from by Adiplomat2009-04-30 16:02:02
                                The also insured those no-lose devices. by toxin2009-04-30 16:13:45
                                Competitive advantage? by merlin2009-04-30 15:10:42
                                You hear the atypical, not the norm. by toxin2009-04-30 15:44:18
                        We are obviously not going to come to any by merlin2009-04-30 14:01:33
              Unfortunately, diminutive or denigrating by merlin2009-04-30 13:05:04
                That's why I settled... by jdelphiki2009-04-30 17:34:45
              If anything it was a smack in the face on the MSM by Lab Rat2009-04-30 12:56:27
            Two things by DesertRat662009-04-30 12:36:59
              It's not cajun. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:42:10
                Well in the Carolinas by DesertRat662009-04-30 12:44:10
                  It's cajun and many neighborhoods in the NOLA by Lab Rat2009-04-30 12:49:04
                    No it isn't. I googled Benny and called him. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 13:28:34
                      I know. I talk all proper like,. :-> (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-30 15:03:16
                    I've visited there by DesertRat662009-04-30 12:56:59
            Lab_Rat is not a racist. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:32:02
              I'll take your word on that. I did see the post by toxin2009-04-30 12:41:17
                I still don't see it. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:45:13
                  You, sir, are much too... by toxin2009-04-30 12:48:39
                  Something like that with a MSM flair (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-30 12:46:34
          I reserve my right to be offended by run.dll2009-04-30 12:27:40
            If you are easily offended, you will be offended by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:51:19
        Same here (n/t) by SnArL2009-04-30 12:20:42
    You'll have to wait... by DesertRat662009-04-30 12:16:11
  PANIC STATIONS! PANIC STATIONS All hands to panic by toxin2009-04-30 11:45:36
    No, it's by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 11:51:10
      Ooooo... Croissant Wench! Buttery... (n/t) by toxin2009-04-30 12:02:23
        *snerk* Now i'm hungry. :-D (n/t) by morenna2009-04-30 16:34:51
      I have a cuissant wrench by tallastro2009-04-30 11:55:31
        What did the button say by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 11:57:42
          It sang "Am I blew". (n/t) by tallastro2009-04-30 12:02:48
            No, violets are blue. by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:04:08
      No, its a cresent hammer. by talon07202009-04-30 11:54:18
        It is a Metric or SAE? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 12:01:30
          I think so. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:02:36
            But is it left-handed or right-handed? (n/t) by werehatrack2009-04-30 12:34:57
    *presses RED Button* (n/t) by tallastro2009-04-30 11:49:28
  are there probable or confirmed cases in D/FW? (n/t) by morenna2009-04-30 11:35:44
    Not that I have heard of. by maceogan2009-04-30 11:44:28
      One confirmed case in Richardson, by merlin2009-04-30 12:17:48
        And a big "yeah, so?" here. by werehatrack2009-04-30 12:34:39
    As of 4/28 there were 3 confirmed and 6 probable by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 11:43:33
      Death was in Houston though. by maceogan2009-04-30 11:47:26
        Correct, I meant to say that Texas had the by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 11:50:17
          Was a Mexican youth flown in for treatment. by vampire2009-04-30 11:59:00
            Agreed, possibly. by maceogan2009-04-30 12:02:20
              What I've heard is most likely contracted by merlin2009-04-30 12:16:56
                Same here, but I have seen nothing official. (n/t) by maceogan2009-04-30 12:29:31
  Not here...yet. by maceogan2009-04-30 11:30:16
    The UIL suspension is state-wide. (n/t) by merlin2009-04-30 12:15:15
  maybe we should close the board for a few days... by FNORDer2009-04-30 11:29:46
    The only way to be sure by basher202009-04-30 11:45:11
      Spray Lysol on the tubes! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 11:58:57
  So long as I get paid by DesertRat662009-04-30 11:27:01
  They did that Park City, UT also. by Ston2009-04-30 11:26:39
aannnnnnnnnnnd. My bank is going to overdraw me. by FNORDer2009-04-30 11:12:53
  Your mother needed money for her bust? by toxin2009-04-30 11:19:57
    it is here. and I was ready for bed until by FNORDer2009-04-30 11:21:50
  $19?! by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 11:14:28
    Well apparently EFT transactions cause tumors by FNORDer2009-04-30 11:20:22
So... Anyone goofy enough to go see by Adiplomat2009-04-30 10:56:35
  My wife would be unhappy if I saw it without her.. by maceogan2009-04-30 11:41:53
  Sure I am, by zigz2009-04-30 11:13:47
    A liitle south of you, as in Texas :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 11:16:34
      According to Google by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 11:20:46
        I shouldn't now anyway. I have to pick up by Adiplomat2009-04-30 12:50:54
I blame Hadji for the e-mail I just got by DesertRat662009-04-30 10:34:05
Oh noes!!! Your password is about to expire! by merlin2009-04-30 10:18:45
Ohhhhh... it was ALL down... PANIC!!!! by urbanmyth2009-04-30 09:51:32
  Err WHATTF?? by robertltux2009-04-30 10:52:12
    ahhhh - not that simple... by urbanmyth2009-05-01 01:35:41
  2 minutes for security to respond? by PsychoI3oy2009-04-30 10:23:23
  Who ever put that 40amp breaker in there needs to by SaylorA2009-04-30 10:10:33
    What's wrong with the 40 amp breaker? (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-30 10:19:35
      Nothing... except the cable is rated 32A (n/t) by urbanmyth2009-04-30 10:20:16
        Ahh .. I missed the cable rating. (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-30 10:23:34
        That, and it didn't trip when overloaded? (n/t) by merlin2009-04-30 10:20:44
          Depends on the fuse mode. by aix tom2009-04-30 10:32:36
          40amp breaker attached to 32amp wiring = fire in by SaylorA2009-04-30 10:23:23
            Oh absolutely. I'm still amazed that the by merlin2009-04-30 10:24:01
              I'm not, I've seen overages like that before. by SaylorA2009-04-30 10:29:39
                But the whole reason circuit breakers exist is... by RetiQlum22009-04-30 11:49:27
                  Maybe it's already soldered to non-functionality? (n/t) by ripley82009-04-30 13:39:44
  F or C ? (n/t) by Klaranth2009-04-30 10:09:44
    Has to be C. 45 F would be no problem. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 10:11:14
  For varying definitions of "soon"... by Adiplomat2009-04-30 10:04:27
So, let me get this: Timezones are there cause by Klaranth2009-04-30 09:27:53
  That's why fighter pilots... by dals_rule2009-04-30 10:51:25
    Hehe... Zulu by Purest2009-04-30 11:26:10
  UAL used to have some really fast DC-6Bs by tully2009-04-30 09:59:18
    Id have told her we over charged that by joecrouse2009-04-30 12:26:14
  Really? by Nea2009-04-30 09:42:03
    Actually, try to get UFies in oither timezones by Klaranth2009-04-30 09:58:17
    ~hands Nea a desk fan~ (n/t) by confused.brit2009-04-30 09:42:45
      It won't work by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 09:45:27
  Well, considering that by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 09:41:53
    C'mon, Toto, Hold The Line... You know you by Adiplomat2009-04-30 09:53:13
      Eh? I thought it was a Socrates reference..? (n/t) by Purest2009-04-30 11:27:52
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-04-30 09:00:06
Friday! (n/t) by joresgump2009-04-30 08:51:40
  yes, but saturday at w**k... no fun by Klymer2009-04-30 09:23:41
  Not yet, here. (n/t) by Werehatrack2009-04-30 08:54:31
    Nyet here either, but feels like! (n/t) by joresgump2009-04-30 08:58:54
    As good as, since I'm free tomorrow by oedlan2009-04-30 08:56:51
UFies, prayers and good wishes please! Good news! by Adiplomat2009-04-30 08:39:08
  Thumbs up, wish you luck (n/t) by Zoxer2009-04-30 11:03:08
  Good luck! *sends good vibes* (n/t) by oot2009-04-30 10:37:53
  *beam*! {{{Adiplomat}}} You can do it!!!!! (n/t) by morenna2009-04-30 10:25:20
  Thank you, UFies! The resume is being checked now, by Adiplomat2009-04-30 09:49:43
  Good luck on the interview/resume front by tully2009-04-30 09:29:46
  ~~good vibes~~ (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 09:20:36
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~{{{Adiplomat}}} by Peace_man2009-04-30 09:17:17
  *brings secondary fusion pylons online* by themadkansan2009-04-30 08:52:33
    Notices absence of earth-shattering kaboom. by twixt2009-04-30 17:42:53
      Certainly feels like it! by Adiplomat2009-04-30 17:59:25
        The other kind are only available from UFiedom by twixt2009-04-30 18:19:22
  ~~~~good vibes coming your way~~~~~~ (n/t) by aprylmae2009-04-30 08:51:08
  Dont pray, but vibes and hugs here for ya (n/t) by confused.brit2009-04-30 08:46:58
  *sends over tons of vibes* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-30 08:46:39
  {{{Adiplomat}}} by jpprater2009-04-30 08:44:34
So we have our first confirmed case of swineflu by confused.brit2009-04-30 08:33:34
  In the end it''l be me that does you all in. (n/t) by bird_flu2009-04-30 12:11:10
    Whatever happened to SARS? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 12:20:16
      Swine flu, SARS and bird flu are taking turns, by run.dll2009-04-30 12:43:56
  Summer just happened. by veran2009-04-30 08:39:20
    Summer just happened????? by aprylmae2009-04-30 09:13:40
      I am plenty northerly, and summer has transpired by veran2009-04-30 09:18:04
        maybe it felt like summer to you by aprylmae2009-04-30 09:28:45
          Not on my north it didn't by veran2009-04-30 09:31:21
            But I don't live in the by aprylmae2009-04-30 09:57:46
              In my country we don't have spring. by veran2009-04-30 10:04:47
            Monday and Tuesday by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 09:33:15
              that is fairly typical spring weather here by aprylmae2009-04-30 09:56:41
                Your a bit farther south that Me and DB by joecrouse2009-04-30 12:30:49
                  am I? by aprylmae2009-04-30 13:07:14
                    yea your like 600 so miles south of me by joecrouse2009-04-30 18:35:41
                      considering I am 1500 miles from Knoxville by AprylMae2009-04-30 20:24:52
              Could you give me that in degrees celcius? by veran2009-04-30 09:38:13
                Okay, Monday and Tuesday by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 09:40:08
                  If that's your winter, I'd hate to see your summer by veran2009-04-30 09:45:14
                    The higher temperatures are unusual by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 09:48:33
                      you forgot on a really cold day by joecrouse2009-04-30 12:29:15
                      That sounds better. by veran2009-04-30 09:50:46
                        You're not kidding. by Lethosos2009-04-30 10:20:07
        Thats the trouble with Global Warming by confused.brit2009-04-30 09:20:56
          I am happy with the whole Global warming by veran2009-04-30 09:28:14
More Cluelesness: Egypt orders hogs slaughtered. by Twitchh2009-04-30 08:24:07
  Isn't Egypt predominantly muslim by Purest2009-04-30 11:38:29
    Pig farming is apparently the primary source by merlin2009-04-30 13:21:56
      Because Mohamed would have made by joecrouse2009-04-30 14:39:06
        If he was anything like Riff he would! by Purest2009-04-30 16:03:16
      I sit corrected! (n/t) by Purest2009-04-30 13:40:17
  The pig farmers are being allowed to sell the pork by spud2009-04-30 10:50:06
    That last bit could maybe make sense by ToLazyToThink2009-04-30 12:34:59
      Wait a minute by ToLazyToThink2009-04-30 12:37:54
  It now has been renamed to mexican flu by cokish2009-04-30 09:47:38
    I guess that's to go along with by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 09:50:05
      Of course "Spanish flu" actually originated by Adiplomat2009-04-30 10:08:51
      Hey! No fair! by oedlan2009-04-30 10:03:20
        Well if it's not your fault, maybe it's by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:14:35
  It has nothing to do with truth. by Klaranth2009-04-30 08:57:35
    That Mitchell & Webb Sound: by pas512009-04-30 09:23:23
  It's also (now apparently) transmissible between by bwkaz2009-04-30 08:29:17
    ooh! ooh! I know how to stop it! by Freakazoid2009-04-30 08:31:22
      The swine flu itself will take care of that by SnArL2009-04-30 08:51:19
        Not you. <BA>"I pity th' flu bug!"</BA> (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-30 10:10:24
  Wait, what? by DesertRat662009-04-30 08:27:29
    Egypt is about 20% Christian by basher202009-04-30 08:34:15
      CIA says 10% (n/t) by veran2009-04-30 08:40:02
        Perhaps by Merfax2009-04-30 09:25:30
          A themetune popped into my head by veran2009-04-30 09:37:04
            Wasn't that the tune with the stripping magician? by RetiQlum22009-04-30 11:29:23
              ok I cant find this video anywhere. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-30 14:35:21
    Tourists. One must feed the tourists. by veran2009-04-30 08:31:06
    Only Christians raise pigs in Egypt by vivianc2009-04-30 08:29:40
      Specifically the Coptics. by merlin2009-04-30 10:15:00
Any UFies in Stockholm? by JimK2009-04-30 08:23:08
  When? Now? (n/t) by oedlan2009-04-30 09:16:47
    Oh, *in ten days time* (n/t) by oedlan2009-04-30 09:17:30
Any Switch Mode PSU designers here? by vetitice2009-04-30 08:21:25
Dagnabbit! I was So close to The Doctor's name! by EnzoMatrix2009-04-30 08:19:08
  The kid was a Teep by robertltux2009-04-30 11:03:55
    I suppose that one day I'll find out what by EnzoMatrix2009-04-30 13:51:48
      teep = telepath by robertltux2009-04-30 14:03:11
Who all here agrees with this? by SaylorA2009-04-30 08:05:26
  100000 Percent agreement. by frostbait2009-04-30 20:25:07
  I thought it was bunk too. by SaylorA2009-04-30 10:18:24
  Too many variables by JaR2009-04-30 08:22:41
    Based on possibly incorrect assumptions. by Werehatrack2009-04-30 08:50:00
  nothing but FUD by Freakazoid2009-04-30 08:14:07
    With some additional funnies. by aix tom2009-04-30 08:25:45
Whee! Perfect email storm just ended. by kelli2172009-04-30 07:48:27
  At our place you just can't send to the mass mail by jayfarm2009-04-30 08:05:28
    Stupid finds a way... by imperito2009-04-30 09:02:49
      Stupid always finds a way by jayfarm2009-04-30 10:06:56
    Ours was set up that way too by vvpete2009-04-30 08:11:12
      gotta hate those folks by robertltux2009-04-30 11:07:16
Attempted attack on Royal Dutch family. by EnzoMatrix2009-04-30 07:43:22
  What was he trying to accomplish? by veran2009-04-30 07:46:36
    They don't officially know anything yet by EnzoMatrix2009-04-30 08:15:11
      Five people in the crowd died.. by MarthVader2009-04-30 18:03:50
Chinese machine can identify proteins in 20 by veran2009-04-30 07:35:34
FLAMING BACON LANCE OF DEATH! by SnArL2009-04-30 07:33:10
  See, Llyr by Ston2009-04-30 09:05:01
  *Engineering grade bacon* by oedlan2009-04-30 08:59:36
    That's what I noticed. I almost fell over. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 12:06:53
  What a waste of bacon!, Seriously, Why? (n/t) by SaylorA2009-04-30 07:59:54
    Because he CAN (n/t) by SnArL2009-04-30 08:03:16
      Canned bacon?! Ewww. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 08:04:15
        Not just Canned Bacon... by DesertRat662009-04-30 08:18:52
          Hmm by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 08:25:40
            And by the way by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 08:26:07
              How's this? by DesertRat662009-04-30 08:56:06
              Unfortunatley no by DesertRat662009-04-30 08:28:44
                InterContinental Bacon Missiles? (n/t) by SnArL2009-04-30 08:49:30
                  Bush Regime Project never completed by DesertRat662009-04-30 08:57:01
        No. It's CANadian Bacon, of course! ;) (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-04-30 08:17:16
          You mean Cannedian, right? ;-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 08:24:24
            Well, *that* opens up a whole other can of... by jdelphiki2009-04-30 08:55:29
  heh, nice by Freakazoid2009-04-30 07:43:10
  What where you looking for when you found that? by veran2009-04-30 07:42:24
Just found out my kid's school district is insane by iarann2009-04-30 07:28:03
  When I was inschool we didnt have hand sanitizer (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-30 14:04:51
    We had dirt, and were grateful for it! (n/t) by iarann2009-04-30 14:57:13
  Use the Google, Luke by tskelton2009-04-30 13:30:10
  oh and btw here is chapter and verse by robertltux2009-04-30 11:39:05
  Are They In Fracking Sane???? by robertltux2009-04-30 11:30:06
  Hand Sanitizer does not require MSDS by toxin2009-04-30 11:08:28
    US OSHA agrees. by zelda2009-04-30 13:18:49
    Of course not, that would make sense! (n/t) by iarann2009-04-30 11:29:41
  Do they have a MSDS for Chalk? by Stibbons2009-04-30 10:01:52
    DiHydrogen Oxide!!!! (n/t) by toxin2009-04-30 11:38:56
    Even worse, they have whiteboards and *markers*!! (n/t) by iarann2009-04-30 11:30:30
      *sniffs markers* I don't knw what you are by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 13:17:58
  sad as it is, it's probably in their best interest by aprylmae2009-04-30 07:39:57
    That's a good point ... by iarann2009-04-30 09:56:04
    ZOMG!!!111eleven!!oneone! by Twitchh2009-04-30 07:52:44
      yep by aprylmae2009-04-30 08:17:38
      It gets worse: by veran2009-04-30 08:10:39
        So Bender was right all along by aix tom2009-04-30 09:35:29
  When I was younger, I stated the school district I by imrambi2009-04-30 07:31:11
I. Did. Not. Know. That. by Dire_Lobo2009-04-30 07:23:54
  The little space in the center of the capital "O" by joresgump2009-04-30 08:19:51
    Wouldn't it be called the... by jdelphiki2009-04-30 08:58:36
      No, it's the by veran2009-04-30 09:18:54
      *munches julian's brainz* by joresgump2009-04-30 09:01:58
        Then they should give you... by jdelphiki2009-04-30 11:34:28
  Looks uncomfortable... by jdelphiki2009-04-30 08:19:31
UF Philosophy Corner: Metaphysics by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 07:23:45
  There are two usages of 'cause', or so it by Peace_man2009-04-30 08:04:35
    Is your desire to post to UF by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 08:23:51
      In one case the causal link is clear and easily by Peace_man2009-04-30 15:13:22
  Well, you cause it. by veran2009-04-30 07:50:13
    But if not for the mechanics of the computer by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 07:54:28
      No. by veran2009-04-30 08:13:54
        What does control have to do with it? by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 08:19:57
          Does the tool cause the action, or does by merlin2009-04-30 09:56:24
            So you're positing by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:02:21
              Basically. I'm thinking more chain of events. by merlin2009-04-30 10:10:14
                Unless at some point by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:17:22
                  If it's something in the description of you, by merlin2009-04-30 10:20:04
                    No by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:24:29
                      Misuse of terms on my part. by merlin2009-04-30 10:31:41
                        But would that characteristic by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:35:40
            Man need a box. by veran2009-04-30 10:01:45
              Isn't it as correct to say by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:03:57
                Yes, but the man does all the causing. by veran2009-04-30 10:09:08
                  So you're saying that by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:11:58
                    What causes inaction? (n/t) by veran2009-04-30 10:20:34
                      I suppose the properties of the inactive object. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:25:02
                    You say you don't agree. by merlin2009-04-30 10:17:51
                      Give me an example of what you're thinking? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:19:35
                        I'm thinking I want to know what you're thinking. by merlin2009-04-30 10:25:30
                          I didn't actually posit that by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:37:57
          Lets go about this another way: by veran2009-04-30 08:35:06
            Why not? by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 08:55:36
              Because nothing is caused by inanimate objects by veran2009-04-30 09:16:57
                I'm not quite sure I agree by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 09:31:50
                  They are prerequisites, not causes. by veran2009-04-30 09:43:33
                    What's the difference between by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 09:54:41
                      Because you don't need to have anything caused by veran2009-04-30 10:00:18
                        In that case, by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:10:22
                          Free will. by merlin2009-04-30 10:13:45
                            Onh a grand scale, nature is not inanimate by veran2009-04-30 10:19:14
                              That depends on your definition of by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:23:51
                                Gravity has an effect on movement. by veran2009-04-30 15:16:40
                            And that's where the problem lies. by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 10:19:07
                              To go back to my previous references, by merlin2009-04-30 10:28:32
  of course there are different kinds of causes... by Dire_Lobo2009-04-30 07:27:52
    Well, it's better than by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 07:31:31
Chrysler to file for bankruptcy by merlin2009-04-30 07:21:34
  Good by basher202009-04-30 08:15:11
  Isn't that by DesertRat662009-04-30 07:55:05
    The OC? by veran2009-04-30 08:11:34
      Well if we really went with truth in advertising by DesertRat662009-04-30 08:26:01
        That is how they fell. by veran2009-04-30 08:48:47
          Audi is part of VW. (n/t) by ripley82009-04-30 14:36:27
          You mentioned AMC, how about by basher202009-04-30 09:04:03
            So basically it all went pear shaped in 1970? by veran2009-04-30 09:26:01
              VW is partly owned by the state of Niedersachsen. by ripley82009-04-30 14:35:35
          There are more by DesertRat662009-04-30 08:59:18
            I thought Saturn was GM by veran2009-04-30 09:27:14
              They were but they weren't then they were by DesertRat662009-04-30 09:41:03
                Are they folding, or just being spun off? by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 09:42:39
                  Saturn? It depends. As I understand it, they are by merlin2009-04-30 10:01:39
                    The rumor I have seen by basher202009-04-30 10:10:04
        How about by basher202009-04-30 08:30:42
  They are dead. by veran2009-04-30 07:32:53
  I expect GM to be not too far behind them by Classic_Jon2009-04-30 07:28:26
    IIRC, it's done... by leistico2009-04-30 09:27:22
      I've been thinking along those lines too by DesertRat662009-04-30 11:32:15
      Pontiac? by jsr2009-04-30 11:06:41
    They should be right behind them in line by merlin2009-04-30 07:42:43
My mood is much improved today. by SaylorA2009-04-30 07:08:24
LotD alternate source by Chasmosaur2009-04-30 07:04:07
I need the keys the the AngryDome(tm) by Hieraco2009-04-30 06:59:26
  Dare I ask why'? (n/t) by oedlan2009-04-30 10:00:50
  Duck! by Dire_Lobo2009-04-30 07:19:41
    We're out of duck! by ChuckAB2009-04-30 08:30:17
      Poach it. (n/t) by pas512009-04-30 08:41:24
There was ham & there was turkey, there was caviar (n/t) by Twitchh2009-04-30 06:40:13
  and long tall glasses..... (n/t) by Twitchh2009-04-30 08:25:14
    Leo Sayer - "Long Tall Glasses" by Twitchh2009-04-30 18:21:11
Looks like MSDN site crashed. by Khaar2009-04-30 06:33:18
  I actually did wonder why for a second. by kelli2172009-04-30 07:11:29
    The important thing is... by Khaar2009-04-30 08:45:49
The Explosive Bunnies are attacking the moon by Freakazoid2009-04-30 06:24:13
  Raises alert level by basher202009-04-30 07:29:19
    the carrots are in the air by Freakazoid2009-04-30 08:46:07
      the red doesn't pass the black by pas512009-04-30 08:53:48
        alert status polkadot by Freakazoid2009-04-30 12:10:06
  *gnaws on freakazoid's skull* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-30 06:26:16
    <Deleted><Deleted>2009-04-30 09:52:36
      Mod warning: That really was unnecessary. by Nea2009-04-30 09:50:13
        o.O (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-04-30 10:26:20
          No one has been banned. by Nea2009-04-30 10:51:12
            That's fine.. by DesiredUsername2009-04-30 11:39:56
              In the past week or so... by Nea2009-04-30 12:15:44
                Thanks by DesiredUsername2009-04-30 12:32:39
      mods! uncalled for insult... (n/t) by Freakazoid2009-04-30 09:35:13
        Sorry by Ston2009-04-30 11:03:27
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-04-30 05:20:08
Finished my first year of Uni by maximumbob2009-04-30 05:17:43
  1 down ??? to go? ;oD by intrinsic2009-04-30 05:50:11
    Honestly, 1 down, 4 or 5 to go :p by maximumbob2009-04-30 06:03:35
      Are you going for a Masters degree? by SaylorA2009-04-30 07:22:19
      Mine took 5 years, mainly because I reduced my wor by intrinsic2009-04-30 06:11:44
  One word: alcohol. (n/t) by Arivia2009-04-30 05:47:45
  It's so true... by dodrian2009-04-30 05:40:22
Geek required reading 101: by RetiQlum22009-04-30 05:03:30
Attn: Hobbs! by mekkanik_mike2009-04-30 04:57:17
  Read that "Attn: Hobbits!" by SSpiffy2009-04-30 13:04:40
  Good so far. by hobbs2009-04-30 12:50:21
Attn: Shargo / Oedlan by Hieraco2009-04-30 04:48:10
  "SHARGOEDLAN" by maximumbob2009-04-30 05:14:00
  001&(area code+number) or +1&(area code+number) by Flirkann2009-04-30 04:59:12
    Agreed by oedlan2009-04-30 05:09:56
      Thanks to both of the above. (n/t) by Hieraco2009-04-30 06:25:17
    oh...thats Landline/Mobile btw... (n/t) by Flirkann2009-04-30 05:03:14
  Look in the first few pages of the phone book by ideur2009-04-30 04:56:12
I haven't seen that kind of a chain letter before. by Khaar2009-04-30 04:31:01
  sounds like Amish friendship bread by aprylmae2009-04-30 05:34:38
    Google this board for Amish Tribble Bread (n/t) by Nightwind2009-04-30 06:14:40
      Tribble Tribble Tribble! I made it out of dough... (n/t) by morenna2009-05-01 04:56:19
      That's the name, I knew there was a name other tha by intrinsic2009-04-30 06:35:20
    That's what I said ;oP by intrinsic2009-04-30 05:38:27
      I saw after I posted (n/t) by aprylmae2009-04-30 05:39:37
        ;oD(n/t) by intrinsic2009-04-30 06:12:30
  I've seen similar before by Hieraco2009-04-30 04:49:37
    Yeah, I've seen that too by intrinsic2009-04-30 04:53:53
      Yes. Exactly. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 04:57:39
        OMG, the sourdough ate Nightwind, you b7s ;oD (n/t) by intrinsic2009-04-30 05:02:20
          It died in my fridge... by Nightwind2009-04-30 06:14:09
            Hmm, I thought one didn't refrigerate sourdoughs? (n/t) by intrinsic2009-04-30 06:33:42
      Ah, here we go the all knowing wiki sez; by intrinsic2009-04-30 04:56:28
Building collapsed on lower Manhattan by oedlan2009-04-30 04:25:11
  More info by oedlan2009-04-30 04:28:26
    From the article - LOL by jwaldron2009-04-30 09:41:05
Could be a scam. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 04:19:41
  Not a scam by jayfarm2009-04-30 07:56:38
  Not a scam. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 04:50:20
    To be more precise: by RetiQlum22009-04-30 04:54:58
      But now we *KNOW* there's a conspiracy! (n/t) by Werehatrack2009-04-30 07:02:21
      Consider it forgotten. (n/t) by maximumbob2009-04-30 05:14:37
        Remind me: what were we supposed to forget? (n/t) by pas512009-04-30 07:02:15
          I don't remember. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-30 07:18:37
            We were supposed to forget something? by SaylorA2009-04-30 07:24:45
              Uh Oh, your brainz are getting full by confused.brit2009-04-30 08:18:58
                I suddenly feel so worry free. by SaylorA2009-04-30 09:06:03
Some things are just too cute for human consumptio by Hieraco2009-04-30 03:45:44
  The subject made me think you were talking about by JimK2009-04-30 04:13:33
    Mmmmmm Lamb chops & mint sauce by Hieraco2009-04-30 04:14:42
      Try it with jalepeno jelly (n/t) by SSpiffy2009-04-30 13:07:55
      I've got agree with Elton Brown by Nightwind2009-04-30 06:13:01
        If it works....don't mess with it. (n/t) by Hieraco2009-04-30 07:06:03
        Alton Brown + Elton John by maximumbob2009-04-30 06:40:39
  Then guess what they're dreaming of? >:) (n/t) by diginferno2009-04-30 04:05:46
ATTN Shargo : by Klaranth2009-04-30 03:29:07
Attn: Digital Photo "Freaks" / autostitch (ab)user by ideur2009-04-30 03:28:02
  I hate to see you not using the extra CPU by Hieraco2009-04-30 03:47:46
    YES! by ideur2009-04-30 03:58:45
      I got a similar sized picture with 15 wide angle by ideur2009-04-30 04:49:10
      what the heck is that? by mekkanik_mike2009-04-30 04:15:58
        Nope, just a "normal" landscape picture. by ideur2009-04-30 04:24:19
          eeeegh (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-30 04:28:09
  Most programs still use only one CPU. by aix tom2009-04-30 03:35:12
    I have another stitching program, uses both CPUs by ideur2009-04-30 03:52:15
Anyone know how to get win XP to... by Sharku2009-04-30 03:00:08
  It complains whenever you delete a shortcut associ by intrinsic2009-04-30 05:40:28
  It's a FEATURE!!!!! :-P (n/t) by DerSarek2009-04-30 03:56:07
  It's in the properties of the recycle bin. by diginferno2009-04-30 03:11:44
  Delete 2 or more icons at the same time. ß-Þ by KreepyKrawly2009-04-30 03:12:46
  Remove the message in the source, and recompile. by ideur2009-04-30 03:07:43
    recompiling windows? by devinull2009-04-30 05:33:49
Tom Holman: What do you want? by Tyop2009-04-30 02:47:57
  That you should work for Lucasfilm? (n/t) by vetitice2009-04-30 09:52:32
New Shiney! by sazzer2009-04-30 02:23:26
  Linux wireless has been making lots of progress by Apo2009-04-30 02:30:59
They had Puzzle Quest Galactrix at JB Hi-Fi by FNORDer2009-04-30 02:19:37
  AU$30 or US$30? by Freakazoid2009-04-30 07:06:52
    no. it was $30 Oz. by FNORDer2009-04-30 11:05:49
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2009-04-30 01:30:02
  from "The dark sky", the sequel of "The real sky" by joresgump2009-04-30 07:27:37
  I was in Borders today by FNORDer2009-04-30 02:16:29
  Spent some time this week shaping up an old story by Calissa2009-04-30 02:11:45
anyone else at infosec today? by jeff_uk2009-04-30 01:27:38
  Pictures.... by Hieraco2009-04-30 02:05:35
Attn Dutchies: Happy Queensday! by rikthoff2009-04-30 01:01:11
  Damn... by rikthoff2009-04-30 04:29:00
    Oopsy. Turning on the news now by cokish2009-04-30 05:04:45
  Long live the Republik ! by cokish2009-04-30 01:05:38
Summer is officially here. So sayth my cat by Hieraco2009-04-30 00:43:16
  Cats don't follow schedules. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:45:45
    Tell that to ours! by kapnkrunch2009-04-30 07:21:59
    Cats don't follow! by Spisefisken2009-04-30 01:30:08
      Sam does by confused.brit2009-04-30 06:32:33
      I have 2 Follow Cats by voxwoman2009-04-30 03:39:01
      Mine Does! by Flirkann2009-04-30 01:36:27
        As does Carmella - we nicknamed her Velcro (n/t) by Hieraco2009-04-30 02:02:54
          =D (n/t) by Flirkann2009-04-30 02:20:32
Attn: andyz by ideur2009-04-30 00:37:19
  Thanks. by andyz2009-04-30 09:36:08
  That's a matter of settings. by hobbs2009-04-30 01:23:58
    That is my setting by ideur2009-04-30 01:58:21
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by mekkanik_mike2009-04-30 00:26:40
  *wanders in sleepily* by Nea2009-04-30 08:34:25
    *refills tea* by Afterburner2009-04-30 08:46:31
      I mostly needed the first one to kick in... by Nea2009-04-30 09:39:57
        Yes, I'm ready by afterburner2009-04-30 12:16:28
  BAAAAAAAAAAAAS BAS BAS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAS by cokish2009-04-30 00:43:04
    *shambles in quickly* by firehawk2009-04-30 01:14:41
      *Gets 3rd mug of BAS* by cokish2009-04-30 01:51:01
        cravings CRAVINGS *C*R*A*V*I*I*N*N*G*S*S* by cokish2009-04-30 05:52:18
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-04-30 00:24:23
  Duff. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:33:50
    I am dismayed by the answers. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 02:53:19
      If they googled for it... by kreedah2009-04-30 03:59:25
        Apparently not. Except you. Nexst question sir? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 04:04:40
          From where (originaly) is the phrase: by kreedah2009-04-30 04:23:39
            The saying is that which does not destroy me by joecrouse2009-04-30 19:55:01
            I didn't ask a question right away... by kreedah2009-04-30 04:58:33
              next question by joecrouse2009-04-30 20:05:23
          We did, but it wouldn't be fair to say so by Hieraco2009-04-30 04:17:54
            BUT IT WAS EASY! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 04:23:24
      Was thinking "Mark Twain" ... googeled ... by ideur2009-04-30 03:18:18
        Timeout now by voxwoman2009-04-30 03:43:52
    I'd say it's the great William McGonagle. by JimK2009-04-30 01:49:32
      Buzz! Wrong! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 02:42:05
    Lets try this again ... by Hieraco2009-04-30 00:38:33
      Um. No. Not even close. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:41:35
        O.K. 3 strikes and I'm out. by Hieraco2009-04-30 00:44:46
          Answer via GMAIL. You are going to kick yourself. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:48:25
            Yeah, I googled it. by Hieraco2009-04-30 00:59:55
            *Blows whistle* Timeout: He might be right. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:52:40
              Time in. He was wrong. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:55:43
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-04-30 00:23:23
  We need to test the way time is stored on these by Ston2009-04-30 10:55:59
  A little modified: by Ascag2009-04-30 02:13:33
  That I really want to go. by Spisefisken2009-04-30 01:14:28
  That there my friend, sounds like Kipling by UF_DPC2009-04-30 00:35:50
    "The one less travelled by and that has made... by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:40:39
Stef may be a marketer but... by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:08:31
  or, to put it another way by chrisbee2009-04-30 00:19:02
  Threadjack, Duff's device -> Cheesecake by DesiredUsername2009-04-30 00:17:19
    Well, I didn't think to search the bangpaths. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:27:11
      DO NOT INSULT THE GRUNGE. (n/t) by hobbs2009-04-30 01:27:14
      Just realized that the metric version is complete by DesiredUsername2009-04-30 01:00:53
Dagnabbit! I'm hungry! by firehawk2009-04-30 00:04:35
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-04-30 00:04:12
Attn: Radiowave911 by Hieraco2009-04-30 00:02:49
  Replied by Radiowave9112009-04-30 05:35:46
Translations by Nea2009-04-30 00:00:02
  Comic Haiku/Senryu Redux by madjo2009-05-01 01:14:57
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by rikthoff2009-04-30 00:48:47
    Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-04-30 00:58:27
    Nederlands by rikthoff2009-04-30 00:53:10
  Português / Portuguese TLP (n/t) by kreedah2009-04-30 00:12:36
    pt-pt by kreedah2009-04-30 00:21:36
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2009-04-30 00:10:25
    von c3po by c3po2009-04-30 00:12:35
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-04-30 00:00:01
  $Ufie strikes again... by Flirkann2009-04-30 00:14:53
    This is where my username would've been perfect. (n/t) by Divide By Zero2009-04-30 00:51:00
      *Is tempted to create SCRIPT_ERROR as nick* (n/t) by cokish2009-04-30 00:56:05
        Little Bobby Tables. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:57:57
          Personally, I like this company name by Intrinsic2009-04-30 01:20:04
            I recently found a company named "SMEG" by cokish2009-04-30 01:26:30
            The info on the site itself gets a chuckle too by Flirkann2009-04-30 01:26:03
              I'd not actually bothered to follow it any further by intrinsic2009-04-30 06:18:17
              Care to share with those of us who only speak Engl by RetiQlum22009-04-30 02:43:59
                Scroll down to 'Information in English' (n/t) by cokish2009-04-30 03:10:29
                  Better: Click the English Flag (n/t) by cokish2009-04-30 03:18:28
                    Sure. Make me feel stupid. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 04:25:36
          Yes that one by cokish2009-04-30 01:14:40
      My first chuckle of the day. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:54:52
    It hasn't been implemented yet. by RetiQlum22009-04-30 00:28:27
      What do you mean grammar hasn't been implemented? (n/t) by Khaar2009-04-30 02:15:26
        Scheduled for ARS 2.1 (n/t) by Flirkann2009-04-30 02:22:58
      Oh...that would do it =P (n/t) by Flirkann2009-04-30 00:42:02
  SculleykickedSantaClausonaninnertubeinfrontofshock by Hieraco2009-04-30 00:01:50

 

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