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Cartoon for Apr 29, 2009
Strip for Apr 29, 2009
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Offers spine and surrounding muscles to UFZombies by leejam2009-04-29 23:05:49
  *eats them* by firehawk2009-04-29 23:25:37
    not really... by leejam2009-04-29 23:26:33
  Someting like by oedlan2009-04-29 23:08:32
    yes!! /me wants that shirt! by leejam2009-04-29 23:15:32
Attn: RetiQlum2 (or other cooks/bakers) by DesiredUsername2009-04-29 23:02:56
  Wait! How did Duff's Device lead you to that? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-29 23:49:25
  Y'know what? by RetiQlum22009-04-29 23:37:19
  I am going to guess 375F. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 23:30:23
    Cool, thanks! by DesiredUsername2009-04-29 23:36:58
...almost 2 AM here by oot2009-04-29 22:40:47
  *eats any obstacles in oot's way* by firehawk2009-04-29 23:37:33
  Just past midnight here. by sgrunt2009-04-29 23:03:35
  ...almost 8 AM here by oedlan2009-04-29 22:54:44
  and then the power goes out...... (n/t) by cyberspooked2009-04-29 22:43:02
    speaking of power going out.... by cyberspooked2009-04-29 22:50:08
  By my count that is 8 of the 12 things. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 22:43:00
    Thank you! by oot2009-04-29 22:52:51
      I am much more impressed... by RetiQlum22009-04-29 22:57:09
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-04-29 22:00:01
Hmmm, the guy from Moonlight is a versatile actor. by Snate2009-04-29 21:29:24
  At first I though you said "Moonlighting." by RetiQlum22009-04-29 22:27:56
*sets up couch fort with comfy pillows inside*... by Garrinka2009-04-29 20:20:40
  *carries c.b over, drops her gently into pile* by firehawk2009-04-29 21:57:19
  *takes stuffed bear and blankie* by wabbit652009-04-29 21:40:45
  If I hide in the couch fort, by Llyr2009-04-29 20:59:56
    Yet again I'm forgotten. by bird_flu2009-04-29 22:29:18
      your arm popped off again by cyberspooked2009-04-29 22:41:34
    ah choo.... by cyberspooked2009-04-29 21:56:30
      That was me. All me! Swineflu can kiss my (sslr) (n/t) by bird_flu2009-04-29 22:51:02
  'night, kid. sleep well (n/t) by Clovis Man2009-04-29 20:48:00
  night. by cyberspooked2009-04-29 20:23:23
    *snork* zzzzzzzz oh I'm.... hey careful by Garrinka2009-04-29 20:27:02
      I'm always careful. ;) by cyberspooked2009-04-29 20:30:47
I can has cute wallpaper? by MrTrick2009-04-29 19:54:03
  I'm in your monitor. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 22:58:20
  U can has GMail? Yes! by ChuckAB2009-04-29 20:25:02
    Hey, nice work! :-) by MrTrick2009-04-29 20:37:35
*sighs heavily* by hactar the uhhh2009-04-29 19:18:54
  how about a bigger rock? by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 22:23:01
  You can't lean on them in turn? by toysbfun2009-04-29 19:46:51
    sometimes no... by Garrinka2009-04-29 19:57:20
      it's times like that you either rally or fall by cyberspooked2009-04-29 20:04:47
        heh she's too busy with her boyfriend :P ;) by Garrinka2009-04-29 20:10:48
          know each other? by cyberspooked2009-04-29 20:17:44
            too manly for your own good eh? ;) by Garrinka2009-04-29 20:24:58
              well I really can't pull it off. by cyberspooked2009-04-29 20:29:27
  *Soul Recharging Hug* Us? =) by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 19:44:27
    Agreed. by firehawk2009-04-29 21:58:35
wow, very interesting, C++ and writing to file by dennismv2009-04-29 19:17:03
  That sounds about right for 10 million outputs. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 19:34:09
    well pretty much by dennismv2009-04-29 19:43:43
      It's only 830 nanoseconds per occurrence. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 20:00:24
        wow another one by dennismv2009-04-29 21:08:44
          That's fine if you can store the whole thing ... by RetiQlum22009-04-29 22:18:24
            that's amazing by dennismv2009-04-30 07:49:31
            BTW: Since first reading that... by RetiQlum22009-04-29 22:21:05
          Nah, string conversion in C++ is fairly generic by Intrinsic2009-04-29 21:43:18
          Code it correctly first, optimize later. (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-04-29 21:37:39
            Yes and no. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 22:23:06
    Nevermind. Intrinsic answered my poser. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 19:40:55
  Unsurprising by Intrinsic2009-04-29 19:26:14
PSA for Win32 application installers by jpprater2009-04-29 19:01:32
Good night, life stinks, but I'm sure by Adiplomat2009-04-29 18:39:21
  If I'm lucky. ME (n/t) by Silverfire2009-04-29 21:22:46
Wouldn't Sid be more likely to suggest... by mmell2009-04-29 18:10:21
(Screams "GROUP HUG!" & tackles the entire Board.) by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 17:50:26
  *Joins UFie pile of Garrinka, Shadowsystems by Silverfire2009-04-29 20:49:17
  *pokes ShadowSystems with a sharp stick* by vampire2009-04-29 19:19:35
    (Bites the Vampire on the nose...) by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 19:36:18
      sanity is infectious? (n/t) by vampire2009-04-29 19:46:11
        you don't want any of it. by cyberspooked2009-04-29 20:07:41
          Is bad juju (or so I'm told...) (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-04-29 20:49:56
  ~snuggle Shadow~ (n/t) by confused.brit2009-04-29 18:47:43
    (Hugs CB back until her [FRIDAY]'s go !POING!...) by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 18:51:41
      I'd chase but i's all worned out. by confused.brit2009-04-29 18:53:52
        *Hugs* Nighty nighty! =} by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 19:10:05
          *catches each "z" and turns it into a schwa* by firehawk2009-04-29 21:50:24
            Dagnabbit! by firehawk2009-04-29 21:51:22
  {{{{{{{{shadowsystems and UFies}}}}}}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2009-04-29 18:36:42
  thanks hon *megahugs back*... by Garrinka2009-04-29 18:13:26
    (Covers Garrinka in pillows & stuffed animals.) by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 18:17:51
  :-D *HUGS* by oot2009-04-29 18:00:02
    Can they be nekkid hugs, covered in Chocolate? by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 18:15:56
      Not today, I'd get chocolate on my term papers (n/t) by oot2009-04-29 18:18:25
        (Puts the papers in a set of clear, plastic by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 18:22:02
          Colorless green ideas sleep furiously by oot2009-04-29 18:55:32
            Yeah, so? by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 19:07:35
              Pfffft... by oot2009-04-29 19:22:03
                *tries reading paper* by toysbfun2009-04-29 20:06:03
                  Yes (n/t) by oot2009-04-29 22:12:09
                Wait, you're going to become a GUY? !O.O! by ShadowSystems2009-04-29 19:35:20
                  Nah... I just defy the system of gender binary (n/t) by oot2009-04-29 19:58:55
                    *shambles up* OOK! (n/t) by firehawk2009-04-29 21:56:45
            ...in the Labyrinth of Creation... (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-29 19:03:10
  Nope. Not going to. I dont like you anymore :( by Klaranth2009-04-29 17:56:25
    I tried that, script refused to run by confused.brit2009-04-29 18:44:59
    *blasts the script with a PF* by sgrunt2009-04-29 18:37:29
Lovely. Good news and bad news... by Adiplomat2009-04-29 17:14:22
  Good Luck by cyberspooked2009-04-29 20:18:51
  Manipulative. by mmell2009-04-29 18:14:59
    (Added note) by mmell2009-04-29 18:28:21
  But, if she told you how to do it, by Klaranth2009-04-29 17:58:07
    She gave vague instructions, saying that by Adiplomat2009-04-29 18:09:42
  knock 'em dead tiger :) by Garrinka2009-04-29 17:18:34
    Please? May I? It'd be sooo much simpler! by Adiplomat2009-04-29 17:54:40
Well, if's official. I have a CPAP now. by Freakazoid2009-04-29 16:52:22
  Good luck dude! by Electric Storm2009-04-30 01:22:41
  is it contageous? (n/t) by veran2009-04-29 18:35:14
    only swine CPAP. (n/t) by cyberspooked2009-04-29 20:19:46
  Trick. by morguerabbit2009-04-29 17:56:41
  I have had one for a few years now. by Radiowave9112009-04-29 17:44:47
  Wow. I had the UPPP and it was cheaper. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 17:19:56
    I had the same surgery by Freakazoid2009-04-29 17:35:01
      Almost seven years so far. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 17:47:13
  I've used one for ten years by Baywolfe2009-04-29 17:17:48
  ok, now to veg out for a while by Freakazoid2009-04-29 17:17:19
  good luck with it.. I hope it works :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-04-29 16:55:55
    Me too... (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-29 16:58:37
not pay child support! I don't *think so* mister by Garrinka2009-04-29 16:12:16
  Want me to have a talk with him? by RetiQlum22009-04-29 17:25:58
    If it involves Laurence Olivier-style by Adiplomat2009-04-29 18:16:05
    that would make my year :) by Garrinka2009-04-29 18:10:16
  Get the CQ on the phone NOW hon. by joecrouse2009-04-29 16:29:45
    Question: What does CQ mean? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-29 17:23:53
      Charge of Quarters by tully2009-04-29 17:36:29
    CQ is open 24/7 the commander is there till 8 or 9 by joecrouse2009-04-29 16:46:09
      ya I know hon :) by Garrinka2009-04-29 16:50:19
    its easier to reach the commander during "business by Garrinka2009-04-29 16:36:27
    Evil says you could write to everyone in his by joecrouse2009-04-29 16:31:48
      Wait just one minute. He's in the Armed Forces? by Adiplomat2009-04-29 16:39:02
        warrant officer in the Army.. by Garrinka2009-04-29 16:44:47
  Just remember, killing her don't get you paid. :+) by Adiplomat2009-04-29 16:28:51
    I *can't* talk to her though... by Garrinka2009-04-29 16:33:23
I need all your thoughts and prayers... by kc5sdy2009-04-29 16:11:35
  {{{{{{kc5sdy & family}}}}}} by firehawk2009-04-29 22:03:00
  {{kc5sdy}} (n/t) by Silverfire2009-04-29 20:53:54
  sorry to hear that. by cyberspooked2009-04-29 20:21:31
  {{{{{{kc5sdy}}}}}} by Radiowave9112009-04-29 17:51:52
  {{{kc5sdy}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-04-29 16:56:56
  *hugs* *sends good vibes* (n/t) by oot2009-04-29 16:41:49
  *prayers and vibes heading your family's way*... by Garrinka2009-04-29 16:14:32
  ~~good thoughts and prayers~~ by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 16:13:19
Freeware OGM to mp4 converter anyone? by subbywan2009-04-29 16:07:30
  should be something like that by Freakazoid2009-04-29 19:04:02
Watching: betterman - 1971 by veran2009-04-29 15:48:08
If you must sin, let it be gluttony. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 15:43:48
Stef for Red Shirt by redrat2009-04-29 15:40:44
  I think that's a given. by CyberKnight2009-04-29 17:09:11
  And be stung by alien lifeforms? by veran2009-04-29 15:45:39
    Could descend to the alien's nest. by vetitice2009-04-29 16:03:22
      One would expect that sort of thing by veran2009-04-29 16:13:55
        And Bollywood. by Lethosos2009-04-29 16:30:53
          Bollywood would have singing and dancing alien bug (n/t) by veran2009-04-29 16:38:58
Friend fell for the Grants Info scam. by vetitice2009-04-29 15:20:44
  I hope they can get it reconciled hon... by Garrinka2009-04-29 16:18:33
  If it is the one I am thinking of and he made a by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 15:25:42
    Banks already informed, thanks. by vetitice2009-04-29 15:35:24
      He will probably want to close that account and by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 15:46:52
        Was via debit card. by vetitice2009-04-29 15:59:15
          Correct, More than likely they should not be able by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 16:09:00
          Did they, at any point, get his bank account by Adiplomat2009-04-29 16:06:23
Good free web host? by z1root2009-04-29 15:12:50
  000webost.com by shargo2009-04-29 22:11:09
    s/webost/webhost (n/t) by shargo2009-04-29 22:12:04
  110mb? by Freakazoid2009-04-29 18:37:46
  I don't think I've used it, but this one seems to by vdp2009-04-29 18:34:30
  My favorite free host: by UGuardian2009-04-29 16:40:02
  Googled for "Geocities alternative" by Klaranth2009-04-29 16:15:36
  You might want to check with your isp by imrambi2009-04-29 15:21:15
    Seconded. My ISP (RCN) offers 5MB free. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-29 15:35:58
Don't you hate it when you put 2 and 2 together? by toysbfun2009-04-29 14:43:50
  Thats cool I can be the group party animal (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-29 16:00:16
  Let's be friends! by oot2009-04-29 14:52:05
    Y'all are hilarious. Compared to me, Marvin and by Adiplomat2009-04-29 16:04:08
    *raises hand* another un-fun person here by intrinsic2009-04-29 15:39:51
    Can I come? by dodrian2009-04-29 15:05:04
      Brings Wiskey for me. by joecrouse2009-04-29 16:11:50
        Pfft. Slacker. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 17:28:12
    "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family... by run.dll2009-04-29 14:58:13
      die. Nothing urgent, but sometime in the next 10 by Adiplomat2009-04-29 15:56:40
        Barney Wad file?? which one?? by robertltux2009-04-29 17:19:18
          Which version of Doom? And yes. I want one. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-29 17:33:09
    Why do I imagine that being a pathetic affair? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-29 14:57:09
  Making, maybe. Keeping, not really. by run.dll2009-04-29 14:48:32
I'm cooking crawfish etoufee tonight by Lab Rat2009-04-29 14:39:43
  Lab_Rat, do you serve crabs here? :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-29 16:07:26
  Recipe for crab cakes? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-29 15:27:01
*gives up, goes to bed* by themadkansan2009-04-29 14:33:51
uficle: illustroator dwg output? NLS file? by unjust2009-04-29 13:54:34
Help a dummy with digital photography? by toysbfun2009-04-29 13:42:29
  "media reader" by robertltux2009-04-29 17:35:06
  Most cameras come with a USB cable by Hieraco2009-04-29 14:21:22
  When it says certified for Windows/Macintosh by toysbfun2009-04-29 14:04:41
    Little bit of both... by deadweasle2009-04-29 14:37:32
    A bit of both by Hieraco2009-04-29 14:26:12
      heh yeah what he said... by deadweasle2009-04-29 14:38:42
  SD Card reader by abaron2009-04-29 13:48:05
    and "most" cameras have a USB port to connect to by woodburn2009-04-29 14:04:40
      That said by abaron2009-04-29 14:19:28
  There are a number of these devices on the market. by vampire2009-04-29 13:45:13
brain... too fuzzy... must... leave... work... (n/t) by paladin2009-04-29 13:42:23
Bought currency for my London trip... by sgrunt2009-04-29 13:28:43
  Euro-ing machine would be a better bet. (n/t) by EndlessWaves2009-04-29 15:32:49
  If you were going to India would it be... by RetiQlum22009-04-29 15:28:00
  That was so bad... by SaylorA2009-04-29 13:35:08
    Will you people QUID it with the puns?! (n/t) by corwin172009-04-29 14:10:37
      You're right, I should turn over a new by SaylorA2009-04-29 14:42:58
        That idea is just plain by corwin172009-04-29 14:46:01
          Euro'll nuts! Mark my words, this is francly by Adiplomat2009-04-29 16:15:58
            Aww, I'll see if Dollars Claiborne will stop by by Flirkann2009-04-29 21:35:00
    SaylorA, you must repence your evil ways! (n/t) by twixt2009-04-29 13:44:32
    That was even worse. by talon07202009-04-29 13:44:07
      It was just a little... by SaylorA2009-04-29 14:04:39
        Riiight... by Lethosos2009-04-29 14:30:06
          Mark my words, I will be franc: he should be by pas512009-04-29 15:25:43
            That was definitely a two-bit pun. ;) (n/t) by SaylorA2009-04-29 15:41:03
          I'm trying to maintain an... by SaylorA2009-04-29 14:35:04
      *rubs his left temple* oh my half-crown (n/t) by paladin2009-04-29 13:52:17
  HADJI!!!! by jpprater2009-04-29 13:33:04
    *Eats sgrunt's account.* by hadji2009-04-29 15:24:21
      *eats hadji's br...* by firehawk2009-04-29 22:05:17
  *rols eyes, and shakes head* by aprylmae2009-04-29 13:32:08
    *attaches <pun></pun> tags to tlp* (n/t) by paladin2009-04-29 13:33:06
Attn: Swedes! (cheap good keyboards) by shargo2009-04-29 13:27:51
  PS/2 keyboard? o.O No wonder it's so cheap by Hieraco2009-04-29 14:14:12
  Maybe my Swedish is rusty... by VivianC2009-04-29 14:05:44
    Rabatt is a renewable resource by Hieraco2009-04-29 14:17:43
    Rusty indeed... Over 80% discount by shargo2009-04-29 14:14:07
  Hieraco, Karl-Henrik, Oedlan.... (n/t) by shargo2009-04-29 13:28:47
Summer Glau as Terminatrix doing BALLET ? by cokish2009-04-29 13:19:12
  What's with geeks and Summer Glau??? by oot2009-04-29 14:40:43
    It isn't Summer Glau the guys are drooling over. by RetiQlum22009-04-29 17:46:30
      That makes sense by oot2009-04-29 18:17:26
    Nope. Not hideous, but no drooling here. by Adiplomat2009-04-29 16:21:14
    I think it's a manga-like thing by cokish2009-04-29 14:49:58
    Serenity halo effect? by toysbfun2009-04-29 14:47:56
      In this context, "inspires drooling" ;-) by oot2009-04-29 14:58:13
        If you figure out what the big deal is with 7 of 9 by toysbfun2009-04-29 15:16:57
          Three factors by oot2009-04-29 16:54:40
            you forgot legs. and eyes. RAWR. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-29 17:03:28
              She has legs? by oot2009-04-29 17:06:44
                There is a reason why Seven was also known as by werehatrack2009-04-29 21:14:06
          It's the 2 bigs deals. (n/t) by tallastro2009-04-29 16:52:44
          Blonde High heels GREAT butt /legs by joecrouse2009-04-29 16:38:54
            And the abdundant land is fertile. by firehawk2009-04-29 22:06:31
Oh wow... by oot2009-04-29 13:05:08
  that would be awesometastic!!!! by aprylmae2009-04-29 13:23:18
    Thank you :-) (n/t) by oot2009-04-29 13:49:37
Face-reognition in photos? by Bonzo2009-04-29 12:56:07
  There's always myheritage... by veran2009-04-29 14:04:41
  I've used Polar Rose for face recognition, but by LSU_Frodin2009-04-29 13:21:42
  I've never used it, so I don't know how well it by merlin2009-04-29 13:02:46
Hello all. My name is Klar and I'm, I'm, hmmmmm by Klaranth2009-04-29 12:40:37
  Thinks about posting the link to a photo you sent by shargo2009-04-29 13:03:17
    Oi!!! Stop thinking and start doing!! (n/t) by merlin2009-04-29 13:04:21
      Hey I was a lot bigger back then. by Klaranth2009-04-29 13:35:04
  :D Reminds me of... by jpprater2009-04-29 12:56:36
  My brains do the same right now by cokish2009-04-29 12:44:41
    They stole cokish's brain! by Adiplomat2009-04-29 12:48:46
  Is "eloquent" the word you're looking for? (n/t) by Tyop2009-04-29 12:42:26
Short story OTM: by Apo2009-04-29 12:23:51
  Oh wow <shudder> (n/t) by vetitice2009-04-29 13:05:32
So, whom of you are all poopy-heads, by Klaranth2009-04-29 12:19:15
  Never tried them. by RedIon2009-04-29 16:13:35
  I like PB cups in small doses by Hieraco2009-04-29 15:03:41
  I must have missed Nea's definition. by SaylorA2009-04-29 12:22:33
    Quoted : by Klaranth2009-04-29 12:27:27
      *gopher-peeks over his cube wall* by paladin2009-04-29 13:36:14
      Peanut butter cups by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 13:00:57
        Not all of them... by Nea2009-04-29 14:08:36
      Mmmmmm, peanut-butter cups... by jpprater2009-04-29 12:57:24
      Not much protection... by jdelphiki2009-04-29 12:44:32
      Then according to that definition, I'm not. by SaylorA2009-04-29 12:36:03
        *hands SaylorA a peanut butter cup* by Nea2009-04-29 12:48:46
          *nom nom nom* Yes, thanks. by SaylorA2009-04-29 12:52:09
        Install W:ET, and join me on the server. (n/t) by Klaranth2009-04-29 12:44:28
          I can't, I'm at work right now. But thanks for the by SaylorA2009-04-29 12:48:42
      I plea guilty. by ttlogic2009-04-29 12:34:50
      then I am indeed a poopy-head by voxwoman2009-04-29 12:33:22
      How useful is a peanutbutter cup? by Tyop2009-04-29 12:30:02
  Me! (n/t) by shargo2009-04-29 12:20:17
Not quite the UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 12:10:08
  Seems pretty clear to me. by Lethosos2009-04-29 14:03:52
*sigh* looks like it might be new shoe time... by Freakazoid2009-04-29 11:52:24
  "Looks like we've got a reeeally good shoe here.." (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-04-29 13:57:35
  You young whippersnapper. by Klaranth2009-04-29 12:21:53
    That's nothing. by pas512009-04-29 12:34:03
      Luxury. by the_diggity2009-04-29 12:37:09
        s/hasn't/hadn't (n/t) by the_diggity2009-04-29 12:38:59
        Wow. Another antedeluvian by Klaranth2009-04-29 12:38:08
          Say hi to Cain for all of us. (n/t) by paladin2009-04-29 13:43:52
            Fhtagn. by Lethosos2009-04-29 14:07:15
Whenever a context ad shows up in a post by FNORDer2009-04-29 11:50:47
  We should make it into a Adsense drinking game by joecrouse2009-04-29 13:15:28
Oh c4 by davydd2009-04-29 11:39:59
  Time to get X-Rays of the dog's stomach? by Hieraco2009-04-29 11:47:51
    Failing that by davydd2009-04-29 12:16:14
Guh! now I may be a cold-weather person. by FNORDer2009-04-29 11:36:27
  In almost the same situation by abaron2009-04-29 11:49:56
Nigerian 419: The Next Generation by Hieraco2009-04-29 11:25:17
  And how is this trickier? by Divinar2009-04-29 15:51:37
  We got a rash of things like that by FNORDer2009-04-29 11:40:20
  +44 is UK, not Nigeria. (n/t) by vetitice2009-04-29 11:28:31
    In fact, it's the UK by retiqlum22009-04-29 11:31:27
      Congratulations. You pass Google 101 (n/t) by vetitice2009-04-29 12:55:35
        More like the special ed version of the class. by retiqlum22009-04-29 13:55:22
      Numerous Nigerians have been nailed there. by werehatrack2009-04-29 12:00:20
        Of course how hard is it to... by retiqlum22009-04-29 12:04:42
      Info passed along to SilentCoder (n/t) by Hieraco2009-04-29 11:35:16
Gah. Caffeine withdrawal symptoms by cokish2009-04-29 11:21:07
  Friday aint no holiday, y'know. by Klaranth2009-04-29 12:42:43
    1st of may=Dag v/d arbeid (May day/Labour day?) by cokish2009-04-29 13:12:59
      It is a day off. Not a holiday :P (n/t) by Klaranth2009-04-29 14:07:05
  You should go slower. by retiqlum22009-04-29 11:34:41
    I usually drink 2 mugs a day by cokish2009-04-29 11:38:39
  have a couple of squares of chocolate by FNORDer2009-04-29 11:30:18
    Hmm. Chocolate Spread on whole weat Knackebrod. by cokish2009-04-29 11:40:09
  YUG! Caffeine withdrawal headaches :-( by Hieraco2009-04-29 11:30:07
    I'll take painkillers when I go to bed by cokish2009-04-29 11:35:36
  When I go through withdrawl by imrambi2009-04-29 11:23:28
    already took 2 naps by cokish2009-04-29 11:30:29
  Maybe you could cut back more gradually (n/t) by eon2009-04-29 11:22:07
    Maybe by cokish2009-04-29 11:32:37
      I also find it easier to endure the crash by FNORDer2009-04-29 11:47:52
        Tomorrow is Queens day. The whole country behaves by cokish2009-04-29 11:52:14
My dog is being gross by joecrouse2009-04-29 10:51:16
  It's a common mistake to anthropomorphize by Peace_man2009-04-29 11:00:35
    my completely unsupported theory by basher202009-04-29 12:50:37
      I'm not sure practical experience validates this by Peace_man2009-04-29 13:27:01
    Its still gross by joecrouse2009-04-29 11:04:04
      Have you been feeding the cat coffee beans? (n/t) by werehatrack2009-04-29 12:02:04
  Bear would run around with my underwear by Lab Rat2009-04-29 10:53:26
    I used to have that problem... by jdelphiki2009-04-29 12:45:52
    she does that too. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-29 10:58:52
  Salt (n/t) by DesertRat662009-04-29 10:52:03
CMS advice by voxwoman2009-04-29 10:35:59
  joomla learning curve by cuau2009-04-29 11:19:03
  Of the ones I've tried on the list by FNORDer2009-04-29 11:12:33
  I'm a Drupal developer, so I'm biased by eon2009-04-29 11:12:13
    <Threadjack> YOINK! by FNORDer2009-04-29 11:25:10
      addendum: specifically by FNORDer2009-04-29 11:28:03
  I've heard good things by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:50:03
New Bumper Sticker and ACME has competition now! by DesertRat662009-04-29 10:26:16
  wow, nice by Freakazoid2009-04-29 10:29:43
    that's a sport actually.... by unjust2009-04-29 10:56:43
      Anvil Firing or Shooting by Stibbons2009-04-29 11:21:24
        oh no. goal is to launch. (n/t) by unjust2009-04-29 11:31:17
          Low-Earth Orbit preferred >:-D (n/t) by DesertRat662009-04-29 11:57:55
      I still like the Bowling Ball Mortar better. by themadkansan2009-04-29 11:18:38
My mother's PC's video is upside down by run.dll2009-04-29 10:12:26
  Thanks everybody. by run.dll2009-04-29 12:10:48
    That should be the solution for both. by merlin2009-04-29 13:06:44
      Arigato. (n/t) by run.dll2009-04-29 14:46:50
    Yeah, Ctr-Alt-Arrow doesn't work for me at home by Snate2009-04-29 12:25:57
  Try this link by abaron2009-04-29 10:16:03
  Ctrl-Alt-Up Arrow is right side up by Snate2009-04-29 10:15:18
    OMG! I never knew this! by corwin172009-04-29 10:32:46
      that doesn't work on my system :( (n/t) by voxwoman2009-04-29 10:37:40
        It's display-driver specific. (n/t) by merlin2009-04-29 10:41:00
          It's for Intel integrated graphics. (n/t) by EndlessWaves2009-04-29 15:37:14
  Depends on the video card. by da-gimp2009-04-29 10:14:40
  There was a trick to do that with by joecrouse2009-04-29 10:14:13
    Yeah. part of the control panel. by maceogan2009-04-29 10:16:36
    Screen rotation (n/t) by merlin2009-04-29 10:14:58
Math Ufies summoned! by dennismv2009-04-29 10:08:48
  Sure... Saul or Ellen? by imperito2009-04-29 10:26:50
    what? by dennismv2009-04-29 10:52:23
      The Tighs, from BSG by imperito2009-04-29 12:04:44
    Excellent! by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:33:51
      thanks! by dennismv2009-04-29 10:54:30
        Yeah, that's how I started by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 11:07:31
  you mean by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:22:35
DCOTD by DesertRat662009-04-29 09:55:23
  Heh. Illiterate, or not paying attention? by Werehatrack2009-04-29 10:14:55
Poll: portable contacts/calendar by toysbfun2009-04-29 09:54:53
  Motorola Q Global (Windows Mobile 6) by firehawk2009-04-29 22:13:59
  Blackberry 8900. (n/t) by JimK2009-04-29 14:33:11
  Palm Tungsten 2. by Peace_man2009-04-29 14:12:16
  Newton MessagePad 100. by kelli2172009-04-29 12:25:45
  phone and paper calendar by voxwoman2009-04-29 12:20:10
  Phone by Khaar2009-04-29 11:38:36
  PDA by andyz2009-04-29 11:15:48
  Blackberry. I'd be lost without it. (n/t) by spud2009-04-29 10:58:05
  andriod G1 by unjust2009-04-29 10:57:25
  After losing my last phone by FNORDer2009-04-29 10:35:33
  BlackBerry Bold by the_diggity2009-04-29 10:15:42
  I use my iPhone by abaron2009-04-29 10:09:04
  Brain and paper. by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:07:40
Was I wrong for doing this? by aprylmae2009-04-29 09:33:04
  I would have expected nothing less from anyone I by kc5sdy2009-04-29 11:55:01
  There is no doubt that's the right thing to do. (n/t) by retiqlum22009-04-29 11:52:22
  It would have been wrong not to. by z1root2009-04-29 11:23:15
    thanks by aprylmae2009-04-29 11:40:36
  You done good. Forwarned is forarmed. (n/t) by corwin172009-04-29 10:30:30
  Based on my own experiences by DesertRat662009-04-29 10:10:50
  Right choice, no question. (n/t) by Werehatrack2009-04-29 10:10:03
  You done right by VivianC2009-04-29 10:07:41
  Of course not. (n/t) by bird_flu2009-04-29 10:06:28
  You did the right thing by oot2009-04-29 10:00:21
  thanks guys by aprylmae2009-04-29 09:55:37
  No thats whats right to do by robertltux2009-04-29 09:47:36
    I have some proof. by aprylmae2009-04-29 09:53:32
  To answer the subject question: No by Dr. frost2009-04-29 09:44:37
  Hard decision, but you did right as far as I am by Adiplomat2009-04-29 09:42:25
    yes by aprylmae2009-04-29 09:48:43
More on the Air Force 1 N.Y. Flyover flap by DesertRat662009-04-29 09:29:45
  Of course you're not buying it. by firehawk2009-04-29 22:18:46
  "Know" to what extent? by kelli2172009-04-29 12:57:00
    Usually by DesertRat662009-04-29 14:05:16
      You know by gilby2009-04-30 01:28:17
  really? you think the potus... by unjust2009-04-29 11:06:25
    Already addressed by DesertRat662009-04-29 11:09:45
      not seeing.... by unjust2009-04-29 11:40:58
        So "the great manger" by DesertRat662009-04-29 11:50:15
          Yeah, nobody's ever used TPTs before. (n/t) by kelli2172009-04-29 12:40:29
            How many have been so constantly tripped up by one (n/t) by DesertRat662009-04-29 14:06:56
              Posibly the immediate predecessor? by kelli2172009-04-29 14:17:24
                That's two by DesertRat662009-04-29 14:34:14
                  Hmm. Dunno. by kelli2172009-04-29 14:43:21
          potentially. not necessarily. by unjust2009-04-29 12:06:22
    And there it is. by altordwm2009-04-29 11:09:00
      read for context. not them at all. by unjust2009-04-29 11:35:23
        Bologna. by altordwm2009-04-29 13:43:46
          he has *nothing* to do with this... by unjust2009-04-29 15:42:01
            headed out in a few... by unjust2009-04-29 15:45:30
      Chuck Schemer beat him to it. (n/t) by DesertRat662009-04-29 11:10:31
  Did they ever release the passenger list? by VivianC2009-04-29 10:34:55
  I wonder if they will ever find out who really did by Peace_man2009-04-29 09:47:08
    It was signed off on by the W.H. Military Office by DesertRat662009-04-29 09:50:19
      I meant who within that office? by Peace_man2009-04-29 09:56:08
        I know what you're reaching for by DesertRat662009-04-29 10:08:22
          Ah. I think I see. by Peace_man2009-04-29 10:20:59
            Technically, just FYI, it was NOT Air Force 1. by merlin2009-04-29 10:25:19
              I was about to make that point :) by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 11:29:43
              what do they call it if he is on a coast guard by joecrouse2009-04-29 11:05:25
                not sure about the boats but by robertltux2009-04-29 12:13:52
                  The ship would continue to use its callsign by basher202009-04-29 14:35:33
                    i'm pretty sure it's only that call sign when he's by unjust2009-04-29 15:43:18
                A mistake? (n/t) by VivianC2009-04-29 11:16:31
              Not understanding that technicality by Peace_man2009-04-29 10:30:33
    A setup by who? (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-29 09:49:07
  Actually, I believe Obama on this one. by SaylorA2009-04-29 09:38:16
    One little problem with that by DesertRat662009-04-29 09:48:29
      You expect him to read that...every day? by altordwm2009-04-29 10:32:36
        I'd be impressed if he did by DesertRat662009-04-29 10:36:30
          They should brief BHO with a teleprompter (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-29 10:50:28
            Maybe if it repeats itself enough times... (n/t) by DesertRat662009-04-29 10:55:19
      You're right, except by JaR2009-04-29 09:58:51
        Maintenance flights are not conducted ~200 miles by DesertRat662009-04-29 10:14:20
          Didn't imply it was a maintenance by JaR2009-04-29 11:14:00
            Different animals by DesertRat662009-04-29 11:25:01
              Oh for cryin' out loud... by JaR2009-04-29 14:50:30
                Ah I see the issue by DesertRat662009-04-29 15:35:27
                  If SOP is two by JaR2009-04-29 15:55:41
                    *walks by whistling innocently* by DesertRat662009-04-29 16:06:34
                      It takes 7+ years to get 4 planes? by JaR2009-04-29 16:39:47
                        Cold War Holdover by DesertRat662009-04-29 16:54:44
        My guess is by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:07:05
  I'm not buyin' it either, but why didn't they just by Lab Rat2009-04-29 09:37:21
    Can you imagine the reaction when that came out? by abaron2009-04-29 10:36:28
      The counter to that is easy by DesertRat662009-04-29 11:04:58
        Don't forget global warming. by altordwm2009-04-29 11:19:54
          They did by DesertRat662009-04-29 11:26:43
    Because managers are tech-illiterate? by Werehatrack2009-04-29 10:08:03
    ILM would be happy to help by robertltux2009-04-29 09:54:33
      heck, ILM could probably put together by Freakazoid2009-04-29 10:02:01
    No money in the IT Budget? by SaylorA2009-04-29 09:40:09
  Why? (n/t) by JaR2009-04-29 09:35:41
  "they demanded total secrecy from ... by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:32:46
    TOTAL secrecy by Stibbons2009-04-29 10:09:45
      Bloomberg has the clout to make idiots pay. by Werehatrack2009-04-29 10:12:06
the real reason specter left.... (kinda politics) by unjust2009-04-29 09:12:06
  heh. the first probable case of swine flu in MN... by unjust2009-04-29 13:34:38
  wow.... she has her own fact check page.... by unjust2009-04-29 11:53:42
    It's been their gameplan for decades. by firehawk2009-04-29 22:21:35
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-04-29 09:00:04
Thought provoking quote from today's AWAD: by Peace_man2009-04-29 08:48:02
  Who Is This by rorajoey2009-04-29 13:47:47
  Epicurus contradicts himself to a degree by Nashville2009-04-29 12:01:19
    That's essentially the position I took by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 12:07:41
      Another implicit assumption Epicurus requires... by Nashville2009-04-29 14:48:03
  Two more questions to consider: by FNORDer2009-04-29 09:08:36
    That's more or less what Epicurus was asking by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:25:28
      and can you be sure that your experiences by FNORDer2009-04-29 09:32:27
        This is already an established theory, isn't it? by Peace_man2009-04-29 09:52:25
        Not all NDEs are ecstatic. by toysbfun2009-04-29 09:43:37
          / = and/or (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-29 09:56:32
            You just blew my mind. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-29 09:59:25
              by flipping a switch? by FNORDer2009-04-29 10:09:08
        I can be reasonably sure, yes by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:38:05
          Fair enough. The ecstatic/near-death part by FNORDer2009-04-29 09:52:57
            As far as external validation by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:02:09
              Duly noted. (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-29 10:09:51
  My response: by jpprater2009-04-29 09:04:12
    I feel uncomfortable with that answer, by fudje2009-04-29 09:12:42
      Good answer. by jpprater2009-04-29 09:37:56
  That's the Epicurean paradox by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 08:59:35
    Does this not also preclude us from knowing by Peace_man2009-04-29 09:15:42
      We can often see by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:20:49
        Not fallible, but s/he has limited perception. by vampire2009-04-29 09:26:05
          Not necessarily by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:28:07
        and how do we verify the status of a prophet? by FNORDer2009-04-29 09:22:45
          Whether or not the prophecy comes true? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-29 09:46:52
            Suppose the prophecy by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:02:53
          We look at the nature of by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:27:04
            that's a pretty vague definition of prophet by FNORDer2009-04-29 09:36:47
              That assumes by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:39:15
                it does? (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-29 09:42:23
                  Certainly it does. by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:45:20
                    In the context of how many known religions by Peace_man2009-04-29 10:13:47
                      A prophet is a prophet by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:28:28
                        To me those two are equivalent: by Peace_man2009-04-29 10:54:44
                          I guess that's where we differ by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 11:14:46
                            We'll just have to agree to disagree. by Peace_man2009-04-29 11:34:05
                              If God is so large and all-encompassing by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 11:50:33
                                This is actually pretty similar to the Platonic by Peace_man2009-04-29 13:21:06
                        One god with many names, or one god? (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-29 10:30:36
                          One god. by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:34:51
                    I get what you're saying... by FNORDer2009-04-29 10:05:47
                      Prophet talks about god by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:11:10
                        I really find this whole thing odd... by FNORDer2009-04-29 10:28:57
                          This wasn't by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:36:38
                            Was just picking a convenient example. by FNORDer2009-04-29 10:49:11
                              Yeah, this was one by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:54:31
                          s/ascribe/subscribe HOORAY FOR 3AM! (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-29 10:32:13
            Nope. We look at the results generated by by twixt2009-04-29 09:35:54
              The problem I see with that by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:41:04
                We have previously discussed two forms of by twixt2009-04-29 10:37:13
                  Where does the idea come from by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:45:26
                    The idea behind prophecy, as far as I can tell, by twixt2009-04-29 12:46:34
                      No by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 12:52:55
                        But there is no way to externally verify that by twixt2009-04-29 13:14:51
  Is it also evil to grant men freedom that might by toysbfun2009-04-29 08:57:06
    That depends on the long-term effects by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:00:16
Do you ever feel like your life is just drifting by SaylorA2009-04-29 08:37:21
  Stuck in a slow-motion mudslide, more like. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-04-29 11:27:43
  I have, but not recently. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:47:03
  I felt that since I was 14 by Ascag2009-04-29 10:43:35
  Nope. I feel like my life is by Hieraco2009-04-29 09:13:26
  If it is, I'm scheduled for death at 46 (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-29 09:02:56
  I feel that way a lot by aprylmae2009-04-29 08:38:56
*sigh* by aprylmae2009-04-29 08:32:15
  my mother is driving me nuts by aprylmae2009-04-29 08:59:16
    {{{aprylmae}}} by voxwoman2009-04-29 12:31:10
      I try to stay out of it by aprylmae2009-04-29 13:29:09
        that's when you agree with her by voxwoman2009-04-29 13:42:15
          56 next month (n/t) by AprylMae2009-04-29 18:12:49
    {{{{{Aprylmae}}}}} by FNORDer2009-04-29 09:16:04
  Some people are like that. by Peace_man2009-04-29 08:49:55
Anyone else listening to the new Jars of Clay CD? by dodrian2009-04-29 08:08:11
  I wasn't, but I am now by zhaph2009-04-29 08:41:28
  Oh, no, not yet. by spud2009-04-29 08:27:48
    Nice! by dodrian2009-04-29 08:32:44
      I've seen them and they were very good. by spud2009-04-29 08:51:52
  Might have to look that up. Thanks. by JimK2009-04-29 08:22:51
    No, hang on. That's what iTunes thinks it is, but by JimK2009-04-29 08:27:00
      Have you heard of Spotify? by dodrian2009-04-29 08:29:04
        Not available in US. :( (n/t) by VivianC2009-04-29 08:49:39
          But we have Pandora (n/t) by merlin2009-04-29 08:58:29
            Does Pandora allow you to listen to specific songs by dodrian2009-04-29 09:18:00
              Related songs, unfortunately. by merlin2009-04-29 09:32:04
                It's a licensing issue, as I understand it. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:42:20
                  That's my understanding as well. (n/t) by merlin2009-04-29 10:07:40
            Listening right now. by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:06:59
            Never tried it before. I'll log in... (n/t) by VivianC2009-04-29 09:06:55
            *logons to Pandora* :-) (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-29 09:05:00
          Muhahahaha! by dodrian2009-04-29 08:51:18
  The first (self-titled) is still my favorite. by PsychoI3oy2009-04-29 08:13:15
    I don't actually have their self-titled. by dodrian2009-04-29 08:29:54
Lately I'm seeing more Muslim women around here by toysbfun2009-04-29 07:52:47
  they changed hajibs :P (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-29 08:28:01
  ROFL, look the adds you have caused ;-p by Zoxer2009-04-29 08:23:41
    "It's the zombie apocalypse"? by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 08:28:25
Repost from yesterday: by hadji2009-04-29 07:41:22
  I installed the windows in a VM and by woodburn2009-04-29 07:51:09
    ATTN: hadji, I am going email you a screen shot. (n/t) by woodburn2009-04-29 07:57:05
      :-o I don't get that error. Neither did a cowork by hadji2009-04-29 08:02:56
        It is a fresh install. by woodburn2009-04-29 08:08:37
          Ah. It needs .NET 3.5. (n/t) by hadji2009-04-29 08:09:19
            Yikes! They're up to 3.5 now??!? by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 08:27:35
              ya, and the 3.5 installer is rather large by Freakazoid2009-04-29 08:42:27
            ah by woodburn2009-04-29 08:14:48
              is there any way you could put a space between by woodburn2009-04-29 08:45:01
                Uhh . . . sure. Thought I had. :-) (n/t) by hadji2009-04-29 08:56:30
*Browses ticket prices for a PR trip* by hactar the uhhh2009-04-29 07:39:37
  Girl I dated a while back worked as a manager by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 07:49:22
UFies, I've got a real problem. by Adiplomat2009-04-29 07:26:45
  Find another recruiter? by voxwoman2009-04-29 12:36:48
    I've been in situations by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 12:39:34
      Yup. Infuriating works as well. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-29 12:43:05
        Hey AD have you talked to Volt. by joecrouse2009-04-29 13:00:35
          Volt treats their "employees" VERY badly by voxwoman2009-04-29 13:39:52
            They also fired ME back in '04, because by Adiplomat2009-04-29 14:06:06
  I can give you a list of recruitinc companies I by joecrouse2009-04-29 09:44:06
    I'd appreciate that. by Adiplomat2009-04-29 11:14:59
  Do what I do... by FNORDer2009-04-29 08:53:32
    11 months (layoff due to economy), by Adiplomat2009-04-29 09:12:47
  You have to send a recruiter or contract agency... by basher202009-04-29 08:47:05
  And here's a snapshot of the local market... by Adiplomat2009-04-29 08:29:32
    You are not interested in a job with bottom by twixt2009-04-29 09:18:54
      How do you know by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:30:04
        Exactly! Also, unscripted face-to-face by Adiplomat2009-04-29 09:38:31
    Where is the local market? by jmaxsohmer2009-04-29 08:51:55
      Also, I'm assuming that's US Dollars... right? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2009-04-29 09:07:35
      It's D/FW, so it's even more ridiculous. by Adiplomat2009-04-29 09:07:35
        I agree that's asinine. by jmaxsohmer2009-04-29 09:12:45
  Recruiters are the same as people in any other by twixt2009-04-29 08:10:29
  You're thinking in the '80's man. by perlcat452009-04-29 08:04:02
    Suppose there are a *lot* of things by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 08:17:38
      DING! You win the prize. Listed in the req below by Adiplomat2009-04-29 08:24:47
        That looks like a document systems by perlcat452009-04-29 08:37:07
          That's what I wondered. This seems to be by Adiplomat2009-04-29 09:02:57
          I think "imaging" in this case refers to disk imag by jmaxsohmer2009-04-29 09:02:21
    You're not reading what I posted. by Adiplomat2009-04-29 08:13:14
      I did read what you wrote. by perlcat452009-04-29 08:27:48
        No, it still appears you're missing something. by Adiplomat2009-04-29 08:34:17
          Yep, that's a recruiter for you. by perlcat452009-04-29 08:45:59
            The only thing I've seen on Dice or Monster by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 08:51:59
          This wouldn't be a problem by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 08:39:22
        The problem as I see it by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 08:32:07
          Exactly. And I have no network, except right here. by Adiplomat2009-04-29 09:00:40
  I thought that stuff went in the covering letter? by JimK2009-04-29 07:44:42
    In my experience by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 07:56:36
      Yep, In general I always tossed the coverpage by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 09:07:13
        The problem of Clue resistant folks by robertltux2009-04-29 09:34:37
          Linux campus... by ripley82009-04-29 13:23:47
    IT. I have 20+ years of skillsets, perhaps by Adiplomat2009-04-29 07:53:05
      So do I. by perlcat452009-04-29 08:05:17
  Recruiters are evil by y2kdragon2009-04-29 07:38:00
    More like stupid, lazy and incompetent by lshurr2009-04-29 08:40:49
      It's a lot like having Mr. Magoo do yr job search. (n/t) by perlcat452009-04-29 08:48:12
  Send her multiple copies. by hadji2009-04-29 07:36:57
  Tell them that you will add the items by imrambi2009-04-29 07:36:53
    In this market, they'll simply wave good-bye. (n/t by Adiplomat2009-04-29 08:16:40
  I've had that problem. by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 07:36:19
    Same here... by jdelphiki2009-04-29 07:41:02
      I WISH they'd rewrite it! They won't do that. by Adiplomat2009-04-29 07:49:27
        Look at it this way by perlcat452009-04-29 08:16:00
      Mine is three pages long, I think by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 07:42:22
UF Philosophy Corner: Ontology by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 07:24:09
  Of course there is such a thing as human nature. by Peace_man2009-04-29 09:05:31
  animalistic. by subbywan2009-04-29 08:07:40
    what exactly does "animalistic" mean? by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 08:09:56
      I think that's a different question from the TLP by subbywan2009-04-29 08:13:55
        So you're saying that by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 08:20:40
          I'm saying you're asking two different questions. by subbywan2009-04-29 08:25:18
            I don't think I'm asking two different questions by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 08:47:54
Finally, something GOOD on twitter! by SnArL2009-04-29 07:07:35
  I like @darthvader. by spud2009-04-29 07:09:12
Way to perpetuate racial stereotypes! by SnArL2009-04-29 07:00:25
  My questions would be: Which of the two locations by corwin172009-04-29 11:46:49
  The news Always does this kind of stuff by joecrouse2009-04-29 10:05:50
  Would anyone even give a tinkers d4 if by Lab Rat2009-04-29 08:56:55
    To be fair, the black/chicken stereotype by Adiplomat2009-04-29 11:24:14
      True. However, the impression I got by merlin2009-04-29 11:54:22
        Yeah, I saw that. I was more answering by Adiplomat2009-04-29 12:47:37
  They missed the real story by dals_rule2009-04-29 08:56:32
    Popeyes is better than KFC by joecrouse2009-04-29 10:09:23
    I love it. by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 09:05:43
      There have got to be popeyes near you by joecrouse2009-04-29 10:11:46
        No, you're not recalling correctly :-) by MatthewDBA2009-04-29 10:39:28
          I could have sworn you were Leigh valley by joecrouse2009-04-29 11:00:54
        No he lives in Jersey. by bird_flu2009-04-29 10:38:18
          I know (as of 3 years ago Last time I had a call by joecrouse2009-04-29 11:02:52
  Is this even news? by hactar the uhhh2009-04-29 08:04:43
  And some folks are just dumb clucks by robertltux2009-04-29 08:02:20
    Yeah, some of the comments were hilarious (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-29 08:58:16
  That explains it by y2kdragon2009-04-29 07:39:59
  Great, Thanks! now I'm hungry for chicken by Hieraco2009-04-29 07:28:26
    Yea was kinda thinking the same by joecrouse2009-04-29 10:07:51
    At least I have chicken. (n/t) by sgrunt2009-04-29 07:43:50
      Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy by y2kdragon2009-04-29 08:47:08
    Are you kidding? by SnArL2009-04-29 07:41:50
World Community Grid Team Statistics by geopsychic2009-04-29 06:52:02
  Two day's updates in one by geopsychic2009-04-29 20:05:51
I can has integer rotation? by Apo2009-04-29 06:51:27
  int rot=05; (n/t) by chanceslost2009-04-29 07:47:39
    5 rotations around the daystar? Are you sure you' by Apo2009-04-29 08:30:46
  *rotates Apo by 20 degrees* by jpprater2009-04-29 07:04:32
    *rotates Apo by a further 20 grads* (n/t) by RedIon2009-04-29 16:22:25
Attn Esbita: Can I send you some by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 06:50:33
INVOKE: UFicle by SnArL2009-04-29 06:41:51
  Double entry/reference in the registry perhaps? by flirkann2009-04-29 07:15:52
    Thanks by SnArL2009-04-29 07:31:12
      de nada =) by flirkann2009-04-29 08:00:54
        Well, THAT didn't work as planned by SnArL2009-04-29 10:46:27
          Hmm, so it was the P: entry at fault by flirkann2009-04-29 18:43:44
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-04-29 06:38:53
*Calm down, calm down* by oedlan2009-04-29 06:31:42
  Git 'er done by y2kdragon2009-04-29 06:54:59
  Answer: There are no old orders there. by kelli2172009-04-29 06:47:02
    Agreed. I also guess it depends on what by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 06:52:28
Network problems after installing IE8 by leonidus2009-04-29 06:31:01
  Fixed, and not IE8 related. by leonidus2009-04-29 08:31:06
    Nice... make sure you BOFH those responsible... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 08:45:36
    Good for you! (and NAUGHTY computer indeed!) by mtlqc2009-04-29 08:44:20
  Can IE8 be uninstalled cleanly? by mtlqc2009-04-29 08:28:45
  I am imposing a 2-month (minimum) moratory on IE8 by mtlqc2009-04-29 08:26:11
  Have you tried the standard windows "fix" by Classic_Jon2009-04-29 07:20:27
  Maybe network settings (like proxy) got 'reset'? by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 06:32:52
    I checked those already. by leonidus2009-04-29 06:34:39
"She said, 'Tell me, are you a Christian, child?'" (n/t) by Twitchh2009-04-29 05:54:26
  Marc Cohn - Walking In Memphis by kc5sdy2009-04-29 06:24:12
    Made popular by Cher (?) by oedlan2009-04-29 06:41:38
      AFAIK the original scored better in the charts(n/t) by LJENS2009-04-29 11:44:00
      I had no idea she sang a version of it. by kc5sdy2009-04-29 06:54:44
        I wouldn't bother. by JimK2009-04-29 07:21:46
    Don't know that song, but it reminded me of a by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 06:31:23
  "and I said, 'Ma'am I am tonight.'" (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-29 05:55:19
    53 seconds.... Woof. :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2009-04-29 05:57:22
      I recognised the song by FNORDer2009-04-29 05:59:44
        Walking in Memphis by joecrouse2009-04-29 10:13:22
I wonder what the odds are that all of these by justncase2009-04-29 05:28:20
I can tell this is going to be a long day by voxwoman2009-04-29 05:23:14
  Doesn't the use of EB violate by geopsychic2009-04-29 06:56:44
    Probably by voxwoman2009-04-29 09:34:38
1st U.S. swine flu death :-( by morenna2009-04-29 05:06:18
  Scare mongering. by run.dll2009-04-29 12:30:25
  it's obama's fault, just buy more ammo by unjust2009-04-29 11:17:51
  Sad as that truly is... by JaR2009-04-29 09:44:30
  :( by aprylmae2009-04-29 05:49:35
  The consolation news is that only 7 deaths by davydd2009-04-29 05:44:12
  As bad as it is on a personal level... by Jeff_UK2009-04-29 05:12:49
    not just a good pr agent.... by unjust2009-04-29 11:46:28
    still outnumbered by dihydrogen monoxide deaths, by perlcat452009-04-29 06:12:43
      Drownings? by mtlqc2009-04-29 08:30:07
        18 liters of it can kill you by cokish2009-04-29 09:54:26
    Agreed. by altordwm2009-04-29 05:47:16
      a potential flaw in the reasoning.... by morenna2009-04-29 06:11:35
        The BBC don't understand denominators... by Jeff_UK2009-04-29 06:31:55
      You turn the news *on*? by Khaar2009-04-29 06:03:26
    true. but the panic will go up a notch now. by morenna2009-04-29 05:17:10
      Offers to put the media second on the list by Hieraco2009-04-29 07:13:57
      I'm not going to start panicking until by FNORDer2009-04-29 05:21:33
  In slightly better news by y2kdragon2009-04-29 05:08:53
    Here is the CNN link by y2kdragon2009-04-29 08:42:18
Is this correct STL behavior? (C++) by leonidus2009-04-29 05:03:17
  Thanks all. (n/t) by leonidus2009-04-29 05:47:20
  Didn't think it resized. by JimK2009-04-29 05:14:56
  Using operator[] doesn't automatically resise it by sazzer2009-04-29 05:13:07
    bingo :) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 05:45:21
  Allocate memory to foo? by jdelphiki2009-04-29 05:11:11
ThinkGeek is made of pure win by y2kdragon2009-04-29 04:49:59
  I like their write-ups by perlcat452009-04-29 06:16:50
    They don't monkey around (n/t) by y2kdragon2009-04-29 06:55:56
  When you receive the speakers, could you by voxwoman2009-04-29 05:13:22
    Seconded. I'd like a stereo version of the Altec by JimK2009-04-29 05:18:49
      Will do by y2kdragon2009-04-29 06:56:30
Tuckerization : by klar_at_work2009-04-29 04:27:54
  Well, I got one for Firehawk... by RedIon2009-04-29 16:25:47
    But i dont know if Firehawk wants it (n/t) by Klaranth2009-04-29 17:36:49
      *eats Tucker's brains* by firehawk2009-04-29 21:47:35
  I've been known to write a parody or two, as well by rorajoey2009-04-29 13:26:16
  "Walks to the beat of a different drummer"? by Peace_man2009-04-29 07:05:40
  Paronomasia (n/t) by hadji2009-04-29 07:03:12
  No cameo for me please, I'm more of a by Dire_Lobo2009-04-29 06:41:08
    Anyway, it's Camaro, with two As. :P (n/t) by kelli2172009-04-29 06:48:55
  Take your pick by basher202009-04-29 06:30:57
  Knuckles the Mafia Cat is antagonistic by Hieraco2009-04-29 05:54:46
  hmmmm by aprylmae2009-04-29 05:51:35
  *runs klaranth's knickers up the flag pole* by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 05:46:59
    huge! by cokish2009-04-29 11:56:56
      hey ! i lost 40 pounds last time you saw me :P (n/t) by Klaranth2009-04-29 13:20:37
  I don't have to be tuckerized by ttlogic2009-04-29 05:12:04
    Reminds me of that wonderful saying in Dutch : by klar_at_work2009-04-29 06:46:13
      God created Earth, The dutch created their own by cokish2009-04-29 08:02:01
      I know it in a slightly different version but yeah by ttlogic2009-04-29 07:08:48
        Twente==Boeren by cokish2009-04-29 09:34:43
        s/Twentenaren/Hagenaren/ by klar_at_work2009-04-29 07:30:48
          *Adds another tally to The Hague's illusions of by ttlogic2009-04-29 07:35:17
  I have to pick ONE item??? by voxwoman2009-04-29 05:09:42
I have an account with £888 in... aaaaaah (n/t) by Jeff_UK2009-04-29 04:08:21
  Payday for you too I reckon. ;-) by Spisefisken2009-04-29 04:17:21
  Rich! Beyond the dreams of Aberystwyth! (n/t) by JimK2009-04-29 04:11:12
I know how to do a "Trace route" by oedlan2009-04-29 02:54:00
  Check the settings of the name servers (DNS) by ideur2009-04-29 02:57:11
  Not really a "traceroute" by aix tom2009-04-29 02:57:04
    Thanks! by oedlan2009-04-29 03:14:13
      You need to see results the Finnish sender gets by bugstomper2009-04-29 03:59:27
      They've replyed by oedlan2009-04-29 03:49:52
    <Deleted><Deleted>2009-04-29 03:43:01
      Mod'd: Double. (n/t) by Tyop2009-04-29 03:43:25
  Get hold of one and look at the headers by sazzer2009-04-29 02:56:23
  I can send mail from Sweden to the adresses but by oedlan2009-04-29 02:55:17
Topic for discussion by Spisefisken2009-04-29 02:32:19
  Arch Linux is the best for by Apo2009-04-29 06:56:05
  I prefer Gentoo by imrambi2009-04-29 05:36:35
  I'm using Slackware Linux since 1993 by ideur2009-04-29 02:50:17
    What version are you happy with? by andyz2009-04-29 09:29:38
  I've run a FreeSCO box for years. by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 02:42:48
  Doesn't really matter. by aix tom2009-04-29 02:39:14
  *pulls out folding chair and popcorn* by firehawk2009-04-29 02:33:36
    *Sets up market stall* by sazzer2009-04-29 02:35:55
      The fact that the previous owner died in a fire is by pas512009-04-29 02:49:29
        Was (s)he even wearing it? (n/t) by Tyop2009-04-29 02:51:22
          The warranty certainly doesn't cover by sazzer2009-04-29 03:40:56
What a difference 15 years makes. by PSYCHOI3OY2009-04-29 02:28:06
  yah ASCII-Pr0n vs Hi-Res Pr0n :P (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 04:44:23
  cf some early flash... by staticsan2009-04-29 03:56:42
  Reminds me of this... by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:44:27
  Fascinating, isn't it? by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 02:40:44
    Graphics by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:45:28
    The where even Digital cameras with Floppies ... (n/t) by ideur2009-04-29 03:22:02
      I had one of those back in 2000-2004 by Hieraco2009-04-29 03:31:56
        We still use those by mridenour2009-04-29 05:44:23
        Those where the days... by AntonLeen2009-04-29 03:49:50
    We didn't have any bloatware by Spisefisken2009-04-29 02:48:54
      We didn't do other sillies either by SciSSorS2009-04-29 04:57:09
      Not exactly by doc0292009-04-29 04:07:04
        Not because we can. by Khaar2009-04-29 04:25:02
          Seconded. At the company where I did an internship by c-king2009-04-29 04:50:42
            From the ground up? Yea sure.. by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 06:36:26
    We knew how to pack then. (n/t) by Khaar2009-04-29 02:46:52
Ordered a new shiney.. A Neo Freerunner. :) by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 02:24:32
  I'm wating for HTC Magic by oedlan2009-04-29 03:25:47
    Nice too.. From the looks of it, probably some by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 03:53:54
SSIS self service.. any thoughts? by Jeff_UK2009-04-29 01:51:18
  the only idea I have by Freakazoid2009-04-29 10:25:55
  I DO believe there's a CLI command to run SSIS by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 02:20:56
Today I had a tech in a shop tell me what I was by chrisbee2009-04-29 01:48:46
  O.o by dodrian2009-04-29 02:13:06
    i'm out of USB ports on my computer by Freakazoid2009-04-29 07:43:02
    I have them in my PC, too. by Skelwar2009-04-29 05:39:22
    Me too, four years ago. by c-king2009-04-29 02:18:00
  *SLAP* the shop tech by Hieraco2009-04-29 01:59:15
    My internal HDD is connected with a USB by klar_at_work2009-04-29 02:13:47
    PS/2 mouse by ttlogic2009-04-29 02:02:39
      Yep; big round keyboard socket; the only by chrisbee2009-04-29 02:07:37
Server down by oedlan2009-04-29 01:40:44
Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye ayy (n/t) by Nightwind2009-04-29 01:29:04
  Someone's been reading XKCD today? :-) (n/t) by wabewalker2009-04-29 01:57:34
  Dont make me do this... by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 01:48:09
  ich mach bubu, was machst Du? (n/t) by c3po2009-04-29 01:39:05
  What song is that from? by Snate2009-04-29 01:32:32
    "That's an Irish lullaby..." by jdelphiki2009-04-29 05:56:06
      Too la loo ra loo ra, by basher202009-04-29 06:07:14
    Come On Eileen (n/t) by wabewalker2009-04-29 01:55:46
    Pop radio circa 1982ish by Hieraco2009-04-29 01:44:32
    Every, single, folk, song, ever by Nightwind2009-04-29 01:38:44
      Also involving a maid out a-walking in May. by JimK2009-04-29 04:19:41
    A quick search reveals this, by Snate2009-04-29 01:35:15
      No, I don't think I'm thinking of the lullaby (n/t) by Snate2009-04-29 01:38:06
        Yes, you are by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:41:36
    Soul catcher episode B5? (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-04-29 01:33:22
      Youtube is your friend? by Tyop2009-04-29 01:34:22
attn: Apache UFies: question about file types.. by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 01:27:30
  Apache doesn't identify the mime type of the file by ttlogic2009-04-29 01:49:33
  you made an update to the apache? by c3po2009-04-29 01:38:15
    It's probably the case that by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 02:01:58
      Yes. Look for AddType directives. by ttlogic2009-04-29 02:32:54
        Found the directive.. by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 02:55:32
          Could it be that you have an AddDefaultCharset by ttlogic2009-04-29 05:05:25
            Yea, found that one myself after I posted.. by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 05:41:02
              It's the https connection that's encrypted, not by ttlogic2009-04-29 06:44:53
Printer parts Q? by Electric Storm2009-04-29 01:17:26
  use the google, luke by Freakazoid2009-04-29 07:48:57
  Try Impact Computers by mridenour2009-04-29 05:53:38
  printer parts by hunter_Q22009-04-29 05:49:19
  I would suggest by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:39:57
Vibes prayer, hugs etc. please by Electric Storm2009-04-29 01:14:18
  {{{Electric Storm}}} by spud2009-04-29 07:06:07
  *fires vibes cannon* (n/t) by firehawk2009-04-29 02:04:37
  Vibes packaged and sent. :) Good luck! by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 01:35:09
  G'Luck mate! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 01:32:37
  Good Luck {{{Electric Storm}}} (n/t) by Snate2009-04-29 01:16:24
New book on the way: by Tyop2009-04-29 01:06:40
  Wicked little gem. :) I usually buy those kinds of by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 02:26:36
    Not well known author, else: All of the above. by Tyop2009-04-29 02:42:24
And the senator, while claiming he wasn't drunk by Hieraco2009-04-29 00:44:58
  Yes, I'm old enough by mridenour2009-04-29 05:54:56
    Made of genuine plastic, so... by kelli2172009-04-29 06:33:07
  Roman Senate? by ideur2009-04-29 02:16:36
  Wrong part of the world for me? (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-04-29 01:00:02
    Nope we just edited your memories by Hieraco2009-04-29 01:50:33
  :-D (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-04-29 00:58:41
MMMLOTD by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:43:39
  A childhood friend of mine's grandparents by aprylmae2009-04-29 08:13:21
  One of my favorites by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:38:20
    My favourite by Spisefisken2009-04-29 04:01:32
      To those who say "tidy desk, tidy mind," I say by JimK2009-04-29 05:27:30
        tidy desk, tiny mind by voxwoman2009-04-29 06:03:56
Attn: SaylorA: It's Rio Linda. (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-04-29 00:35:20
  Thanks, I had a feeling I spelled it wrong. by SaylorA2009-04-29 08:19:15
Hmmm, AJ and Miranda are missing in that picture by klar_at_work2009-04-29 00:33:54
  They're in the stock room by Hieraco2009-04-29 00:40:30
    Creating replacements for the one wearing by klar_at_work2009-04-29 00:44:08
      I thought the one with the red shirt will be Stef (n/t) by sep2009-04-29 12:45:49
I'm only 40 years old. Why am I seeing AARP ads?!? (n/t) by corwin172009-04-29 00:26:27
  Honey, I have gotten AARP ads in the mail by aprylmae2009-04-29 05:45:12
  They sent me a "Welcome to AARP" letter. by lucidpsyche2009-04-29 05:07:42
  "Only" 40 years old? by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:36:56
  There is a financial crisis going by Spisefisken2009-04-29 02:24:38
    *prepares to get off corwin17's lawn* (n/t) by firehawk2009-04-29 02:31:47
  someone found out there's a typo on your by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:49:22
  Care to divulge to the nonUSians what AARP by klar_at_work2009-04-29 00:39:43
    American Association of Retired Persons (n/t) by ideur2009-04-29 00:40:24
      Further explanation: by basher202009-04-29 08:20:30
  Get a membership and the ads "disapear"! by ideur2009-04-29 00:39:41
    Ooooh. darn. Why didnt we come up with by klar_at_work2009-04-29 00:45:53
I feel so lonely. by bird_flu2009-04-29 00:14:10
  *snerk* Dueling Viruses (n/t) by Snate2009-04-29 01:08:17
    auuuuuuuugh! earworm!!! by morenna2009-04-29 04:43:19
  gah by swineflu2009-04-29 00:23:54
    You just got a few college kids to make... by bird_flu2009-04-29 00:30:00
      I have lots of mexicans wearing masks by swineflu2009-04-29 00:32:01
  Klaranth... is that you? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:15:17
    Not telling. by klar_at_work2009-04-29 00:36:20
      no. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:44:40
        Yes, but I refuse to do so. by MMs Laptop2009-04-29 02:12:47
          Ok... I've got an by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 22:22:28
    And you are next! by bird_flu2009-04-29 00:32:24
      not if I can get there first! by swineflu2009-04-29 00:33:09
        fat chance :) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:45:37
          I am airborne, air-sucker by madjo2009-04-29 01:23:40
            Seems madjo was claimed by the flu. by Khaar2009-04-29 01:47:59
            That's a new one: Madjo being airborne. by klar_at_work2009-04-29 01:37:51
              madjo=birdflu. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 01:46:10
                Ok, that's it. <cancels any Dutch Ufie meet> by klar_at_work2009-04-29 01:49:17
                  *grins* by madjo2009-04-29 04:13:55
            No, you're not, crazy one by swineflu2009-04-29 01:27:32
    Possibly by NemoHac2009-04-29 00:25:18
      me? by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:26:25
        **Is strangely unsettled** by NemoHac2009-04-29 00:42:50
          TJ: I only see kreepykrawly occasionally by klar_at_work2009-04-29 00:59:16
            There is interest from this camp... by RedIon2009-04-29 03:48:55
            I have interest... by NemoHac2009-04-29 01:09:14
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:10:18
  *BAS BAS BAS BAS * by cokish2009-04-29 11:52:55
  Hello, Illiways customers! by Nea2009-04-29 08:19:11
  *wanders in* by afterburner2009-04-29 08:09:25
    Ooooo... That was cool. by Nea2009-04-29 09:02:33
      Well, in theory there's anything you could by afterburner2009-04-29 09:09:19
        *takes a blueberry muffin too* by Nea2009-04-29 10:23:33
          Do you get a long weekend? by Afterburner2009-04-29 11:03:49
            Urrrooo? Long weekend? by Nea2009-04-29 11:11:31
              Ah, well by Afterburner2009-04-29 11:20:08
                *clinks glasses with Afterburner* by Nea2009-04-29 11:55:08
  *gets JBM out of the fridge* *brews JBM* *twiddle* by vampire2009-04-29 07:11:20
  *Does self-serve hot choc* by Sonri2009-04-29 04:37:57
  Thanks, Myke by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:35:01
  *opens the duck pond* by firehawk2009-04-29 02:13:38
  *puts up self-serve* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:52:12
Sid is so right! by wabewalker2009-04-29 00:06:48
  s/aluminum/aluminium/ by Spisefisken2009-04-29 02:28:19
    Well... by wabewalker2009-04-29 03:02:08
      Well by Spisefisken2009-04-29 03:26:20
        I resent that! by wabewalker2009-04-29 03:52:12
          Hang on. You two have the same name, live in the by JimK2009-04-29 04:06:46
            Do you really think that I would create a clone by wabewalker2009-04-29 04:34:00
              *lol* by Spisefisken2009-04-29 04:42:18
            Do you really think that I would create a clone by Spisefisken2009-04-29 04:15:14
          Well then you should know how to spell aluminium by Spisefisken2009-04-29 03:55:37
          Oops... by wabewalker2009-04-29 03:52:59
  you mean ... by mrmorgana2009-04-29 01:21:23
    They've already been here... by oedlan2009-04-29 03:22:45
So who will be Wearing the Infamous Red Shirt? by Hieraco2009-04-29 00:06:40
  If Sid is making the assignment... by kent_eh2009-04-29 06:26:44
  It took me a minute by NeedaNewNick2009-04-29 05:58:15
  Nah, it'll be Steve from the helpdesk.. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2009-04-29 05:14:46
  Stef (n/t) by wabbit652009-04-29 05:05:51
  What was it again with the red shirt..? by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 03:05:47
    And always before the first commercial break. (n/t) by Hieraco2009-04-29 05:59:19
    See Wikipedia by ajmas2009-04-29 04:46:36
      Inspirational Posters by ajmas2009-04-29 04:50:03
        Which, according to the page, was lifted from a by RedIon2009-04-29 16:49:42
    That's exactly it! by mrmath2009-04-29 04:26:42
    In the first 5 minutes by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:34:23
      Sorry, yesterday evening: (New) NCIS episode. by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 03:55:18
  Miranda will be wearing the red shirt by madjo2009-04-29 00:20:59
    Not a red shirt by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:33:53
      TNG... by hitmark2009-04-29 07:31:29
  Guy Fleegman! (n/t) by hobbs2009-04-29 00:18:59
  What about Stef? (n/t) by ideur2009-04-29 00:10:43
    Hmmm I'm thinking that might no be as funny by Hieraco2009-04-29 00:15:54
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:05:57
  New Question by count_02009-04-29 03:06:18
    847.63 by karl-henrik2009-04-29 06:20:56
      actually... by count_02009-04-29 10:20:50
Attn: Jaqie. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:03:42
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:03:17
  It's all gray. So. Very. Gray. by kelli2172009-04-29 06:43:02
  My Future by y2kdragon2009-04-29 03:33:01
  A long forgotten future. by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 00:09:31
Translations by Nea2009-04-29 00:00:02
  Português / Portuguese TLP (n/t) by kreedah2009-04-29 01:17:43
    pt-pt by kreedah2009-04-29 03:21:40
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2009-04-29 00:30:15
    another try by kp-friendly by kp-friendly2009-04-29 00:44:31
      kann nix dafür by c3po2009-04-29 01:33:12
      Away team, nicht "Take away team" gröhl, pruuust by Zoxer2009-04-29 01:27:21
        Mal sehen,... by Ariol2009-04-29 21:59:18
      Away team by mrmorgana2009-04-29 01:18:15
        OK, dann macht das auch Sinn ... by kp-friendly2009-04-29 01:34:38
        Away Team außerhalb Star Treck by pain2009-04-29 01:22:09
          did I wrote star trek with a "c"? i did... (n/t) by pain2009-04-29 01:23:21
            at least you didn't write it with a "d" (n/t) by mrmorgana2009-04-29 01:27:48
              ...or a "q". (n/t) by firehawk2009-04-29 02:30:55
    von c3po by c3po2009-04-29 00:32:19
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by rikthoff2009-04-29 00:00:43
    Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-04-29 00:16:11
    Nederlands by rikthoff2009-04-29 00:11:24
      s/landingsteam/verkenningsteam by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 06:40:37
        Behalve dan: by mtsinot2009-04-29 07:45:10
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-04-29 00:00:01
  ATTN Mekkanik Mike by klar_at_work2009-04-29 00:45:14
    You dont need to aplologize... by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:47:42
      Seems to me you are becoming a rare species. by klar_at_work2009-04-29 00:57:16
        what with? You need two to start a program like th by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 01:03:54
          Clone you, change gender of the clone, by klar_at_work2009-04-29 01:35:05
            ugh... no thanks... by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 01:45:25
              Just think about it. by Khaar2009-04-29 01:50:00
                If the program works, we will opt for twins by klar_at_work2009-04-29 01:50:47
                  will you name the first set of twins by aprylmae2009-04-29 08:09:06
                  now that'd be hillarious! by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 01:59:58
                    What? You admit you need tools to by klar_at_work2009-04-29 02:15:10
                      ugh. not friday yet.... :P by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 02:18:14
                        You REALLY think having more than one Klaranth by klar_at_work2009-04-29 03:08:28
                          Not me by madjo2009-04-29 04:39:26
                          Yup, koninginnedag en 'dag van de arbeid'. :) by Enzomatrix2009-04-29 03:10:44
  RonaldRegandancedwithIanFlemminginthemysterymachin by Hieraco2009-04-29 00:01:25
    I'd expect Opera to have a hint of color by Acrisius2009-04-29 00:04:50
      No visible difference to black. (n/t) by ideur2009-04-29 00:13:33
        Try squinting... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-29 00:27:39

 

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