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Cartoon for Apr 15, 2009
Strip for Apr 15, 2009
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time to call it a night by cyberspooked2009-04-15 23:34:04
doctors and wait time by dennismv2009-04-15 23:19:06
  Yeah, I can tell you by Hieraco2009-04-15 23:48:10
  I like to make them nervous. by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 23:30:42
    I once had an appointment at 3pm by dennismv2009-04-15 23:39:46
      !DOH! ... >.< ... =)P hehehehehe by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 23:41:13
  no... by c3po2009-04-15 23:24:28
    I walked out on my dentist once by dennismv2009-04-15 23:36:08
  Often it's because some patients are late. by Illiad2009-04-15 23:24:21
Once upon a timewarp. . . by taitano2009-04-15 23:01:55
  That's the kind of combination an idiot... by RetiQlum22009-04-15 23:32:40
  hey keep this up and I'll jam that radar of yours. by cyberspooked2009-04-15 23:11:11
  "....MegaMaid!" (n/t) by werehatrack2009-04-15 23:07:36
  thanks for pushing the self destruct button (n/t) by c3po2009-04-15 23:04:54
but is it art? by c3po2009-04-15 23:00:28
You have to appreciate a Bond spoof by maximumbob2009-04-15 22:44:56
  What spoof is this? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 22:50:32
    Quantum of Solace? (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-15 23:04:11
A very geeky dream. by taitano2009-04-15 22:12:06
  100 robots but 2 4x25 columns? by Apo2009-04-15 23:33:10
    One of those is a typo. . . by taitano2009-04-15 23:55:30
  just out of curiousity by cyberspooked2009-04-15 22:49:03
    Not sure. by taitano2009-04-15 23:03:37
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-04-15 22:00:01
It's official... my iPhone is broken by dennismv2009-04-15 21:21:38
  It's not broken, it's just resting. (n/t) by vectorz2009-04-15 23:44:36
  Yikes. by the_diggity2009-04-15 21:48:28
    What phone has a camera with non-fixed focus? (n/t) by hobbs2009-04-15 23:41:51
      A few do now. I've been looking at the Samsung by Snate2009-04-15 23:59:53
    But that won't run the virtual Zippo! (n/t) by werehatrack2009-04-15 21:51:28
      Or the virtual lightsaber! by the_diggity2009-04-15 21:56:52
        hey now by cyberspooked2009-04-15 22:07:00
  ouch! by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 21:42:09
    a fix by dennismv2009-04-15 23:20:42
Classic Toon Hilarity by Snate2009-04-15 21:13:36
  who's responsible for this?!?! by cyberspooked2009-04-15 21:31:58
    I see your history lesson and raise you a by skippy-ish_guy2009-04-15 22:28:21
      I see your History Lesson and raise you by wabbit652009-04-15 23:39:20
      yes, but where's the boom? by cyberspooked2009-04-15 22:31:08
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2009-04-15 22:08:19
      just remember it's Istanbul not Constantinople by cyberspooked2009-04-15 22:33:02
  Nice one, thanks. by NeedaNewNick2009-04-15 21:31:21
A question for Linux UFies... by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 20:52:17
  gThumb is supposed to be good by Flirkann2009-04-15 21:27:51
  eye of Gnome lets you go through a directory by woodburn2009-04-15 21:04:22
    xv isn't what you need :( by woodburn2009-04-15 21:06:09
      imagemagick works! by woodburn2009-04-15 21:10:33
  Firefox + a page with JavaScript by oot2009-04-15 21:02:56
    Or, if you really want ALL the images at once... by oot2009-04-15 21:11:45
      Oot, I love you & want to have your babieez! =D by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 21:57:53
        :-D by oot2009-04-15 22:10:36
          (Swoons in antici..... by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 22:22:04
      It won't let me run the file... by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 21:39:43
        type "chmod +x test.sh" (n/t) by woodburn2009-04-15 21:44:21
          that would make the file test.sh by woodburn2009-04-15 21:47:08
            Thank you! =) by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 21:56:57
      this is not tested, but if you wanted one at a tim by woodburn2009-04-15 21:32:59
        also by woodburn2009-04-15 21:33:55
How I make decisions. by woodburn2009-04-15 20:41:09
  personally I prefer asking someone who I consider by cyberspooked2009-04-15 21:07:57
been out of the loop for a couple of days by cyberspooked2009-04-15 20:33:18
  Illiad's pregnant by oot2009-04-15 20:39:20
    I'm not surprised.... by cyberspooked2009-04-15 20:44:14
      But I have nothing to wear. (n/t) by Illiad2009-04-15 22:48:00
        your naked and pregnant??? by cyberspooked2009-04-15 22:54:20
    Those hooves are gonna hurt. Poor Illiad (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-15 20:42:42
  Not really. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-15 20:35:35
    SSDD huh. by cyberspooked2009-04-15 20:48:49
      Prettty much (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-15 21:11:52
Animal UFies need some help by Dad2TZK2009-04-15 20:18:37
  looks like an infected hair follicle by Hieraco2009-04-15 23:18:26
  Dogs don't sweat... by jdelphiki2009-04-15 20:36:15
    agreeded by Dad2TZK2009-04-15 20:52:24
Wierd. In Episode 2 of the new Red Dwarf... by RetiQlum22009-04-15 20:17:44
Long past TTGTB. 5AM wakey time. by Adiplomat2009-04-15 20:09:01
  night. (n/t) by cyberspooked2009-04-15 20:30:49
Keyboard rant. (Fair warning) by Adiplomat2009-04-15 19:32:58
  I'm sorry? by DarthViper3k2009-04-15 19:55:16
    I would try the dvorak, by c3po2009-04-15 23:14:26
      NOOOO look at Colemak! by dennismv2009-04-16 07:04:57
  Yeah! It's a complete peuce of shot! by RetiQlum22009-04-15 19:42:09
Texas wants to secede?! O.o by wabbit652009-04-15 19:27:14
  They've been talking to Quebec have they? by Hieraco2009-04-15 23:12:33
  Why? Their entitled to 1/50th of the military. by lheggland2009-04-15 20:09:58
    Ve chust don' tell you aboudt zat vun, by Adiplomat2009-04-15 20:12:58
      Actually what I should have said was... by lheggland2009-04-15 20:30:12
        And how much did the government grow by wabbit652009-04-15 20:39:25
          Too much. by lheggland2009-04-15 20:55:23
            I'd be happy if they just read the bills by wabbit652009-04-15 23:18:43
          A lot? by the_diggity2009-04-15 20:54:00
          How many... by DesertRat662009-04-15 20:52:11
            Payroll control hasn't happened yet. by wabbit652009-04-15 21:14:52
              That practice could be a bad thing too by DesertRat662009-04-15 21:59:37
              Executive compensation has been capped... by the_diggity2009-04-15 21:17:02
                The cap is on compensation by wabbit652009-04-15 21:40:32
                  Fair enough by the_diggity2009-04-15 21:46:51
                    No, not in the Constitution by wabbit652009-04-15 22:59:03
  If that's the same link I saw earlier... by werehatrack2009-04-15 20:08:05
    Question for you. by lheggland2009-04-15 20:38:44
      Yes. by werehatrack2009-04-15 21:37:23
  On a slightly more serious note: by Adiplomat2009-04-15 20:03:15
  Play nice, you just connected to our power grid. by Adiplomat2009-04-15 19:37:36
    One grid, out of many by wabbit652009-04-15 19:43:42
      Question for you Yankee is how many other states by joecrouse2009-04-15 19:52:59
        I assume "Yankee' is a generic term for ANYONE by wabbit652009-04-15 20:18:52
          Wrong-o, sonny jim by the_diggity2009-04-15 21:06:52
            I'll put my money on Lincoln. by lheggland2009-04-15 21:13:33
              Lincoln's suspension of Habeas fit EXACTLY by wabbit652009-04-15 21:23:30
                Lincoln is the only President in history... by lheggland2009-04-15 21:41:26
                  So what if they were denied in the past? by DesiredUsername2009-04-15 22:03:08
                    Very true, by lheggland2009-04-15 22:16:43
                      Presidential/Congressional authority by wabbit652009-04-15 22:47:11
                    Semantics by DesertRat662009-04-15 22:13:03
                How so? by the_diggity2009-04-15 21:29:58
                  By definition. by wabbit652009-04-15 22:36:00
  But if you're dividing things up like that... by imperito2009-04-15 19:37:10
    Not enough to cover the start up costs by wabbit652009-04-15 19:45:13
    Since taxes are spent before received by chrisbee2009-04-15 19:43:10
  Ooops by wabbit652009-04-15 19:30:17
    Page not found. (n/t) by veran2009-04-15 19:31:22
      Double ooops by wabbit652009-04-15 19:34:34
        Easy enough for them to secede by joecrouse2009-04-15 19:44:38
          As long as they take California with them. by RetiQlum22009-04-15 19:59:08
            NEVER! (After Washington, perhaps by Adiplomat2009-04-15 20:04:51
              Oi! If you want that half the country... by RetiQlum22009-04-15 20:09:59
Wow, that was an evil thought. by toysbfun2009-04-15 18:51:12
  well don't leave us hanging by Freakazoid2009-04-15 19:05:22
    You know how EA hired singers to perform their by toysbfun2009-04-15 19:10:37
      Yeah, but sadly it also sounds funny! by Adiplomat2009-04-15 19:21:56
        yes you would. by veran2009-04-15 19:30:22
      I do that all the time. by veran2009-04-15 19:21:44
  ? (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-15 18:51:48
After the last few days, I KNOW my faith is by Adiplomat2009-04-15 18:26:29
  Having faith is good. by Peace_man2009-04-15 19:08:02
    Yeah, (Warning: technical-type stuff) by Adiplomat2009-04-15 19:20:27
      Faith gives you your basic belief. by Peace_man2009-04-15 19:35:52
        Good points. You stated what I wanted to by Adiplomat2009-04-15 19:43:33
  Stirred not shaken <Bond> (n/t) by tallastro2009-04-15 18:44:14
    'Bout right. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-15 18:45:33
Watching: Code geass... and hoping that will not by veran2009-04-15 18:24:24
  That's not chess... by Arivia2009-04-15 21:24:51
My neighbors are sick & twisted... by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 18:09:03
  Just one question. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 21:52:17
    Nope, no clothes at all... by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 22:33:12
  Bwa-hah-ha! (n/t) by RedIon2009-04-15 18:24:26
I got tickets to the 7th (regular season) game to by woodburn2009-04-15 18:00:38
Just saw someone with purple hair. by veran2009-04-15 17:46:38
  Meh, the guy who sits one desk across from me has by Intrinsic2009-04-15 18:34:50
    I used to work at a company where one of the by Adiplomat2009-04-15 18:43:34
      it is not just me then, but the whole world... (n/ (n/t) by veran2009-04-15 18:47:46
  *hopes that there will be fanservice* (n/t) by Apo2009-04-15 18:00:44
    You better hope the fans aren't into S&M by veran2009-04-15 18:22:39
ATTN: jaqie by Apo2009-04-15 17:42:13
  mrf by jaqie2009-04-15 17:50:21
    Sure. Hope you'll feel better soon. {{{ jaqie }}} (n/t) by Apo2009-04-15 17:59:59
Be the forum. by veran2009-04-15 16:35:16
  A funny thing happened... by jdelphiki2009-04-15 18:16:52
  they make good frisbees. (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-15 17:51:02
  nitpick alert: by Freakazoid2009-04-15 17:39:11
  "In time, you will realize: 'there is no forum'. " (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-15 16:49:30
  Half way there by UGuardian2009-04-15 16:46:16
Here comes the cosmic horror by veran2009-04-15 16:06:17
  Hi, Everybody! Hi, Dr. Nick! (n/t) by Divinar2009-04-15 16:42:22
    Don't insult Dr. Nick's mad skillz! (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-15 16:44:27
  She must have the same surgeon as by Lab Rat2009-04-15 16:26:06
    No, Wacko Jacko looks nothing like that by veran2009-04-15 16:32:40
  Eh, old news. by werehatrack2009-04-15 16:21:51
    The uncanny valley you mean: by veran2009-04-15 16:28:01
  Who is that? And why? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 16:21:02
    Jocelyn Wildenstein by Apo2009-04-15 16:26:06
      She is that which goes bump in the night by veran2009-04-15 16:29:12
        That didn't go bump, that went splat!! (n/t) by Sharku2009-04-15 22:25:35
Where are the ads? by kelli2172009-04-15 15:34:58
  my work blocks them methinks... (n/t) by Flirkann2009-04-15 19:18:45
  Downloaded AdBlock or something? (n/t) by Skelwar2009-04-15 15:48:36
  Eh? I see them here... (n/t) by sgrunt2009-04-15 15:48:04
Stupid context ads by sonja2009-04-15 15:33:20
  And I don't want to meet gay thugs by veran2009-04-15 16:07:35
Whaaaa?!??? Does this stike anyone else by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 15:20:43
  No, not absurd at all... by Sharku2009-04-15 15:29:08
  o.O Only think I can think of... by firehawk2009-04-15 15:27:09
    I'd bet that it's the billing *system* support . by werehatrack2009-04-15 16:24:46
    This is a $major_cable_TV provider by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 15:32:20
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok! (n/t) by morenna2009-04-15 14:25:59
  I work all night and I sleep all day! (n/t) by sgrunt2009-04-15 14:26:43
    He's a lumber jack and he's ok. by woodburn2009-04-15 14:28:25
      I chop down trees, I eat my lunch, (n/t) by basher202009-04-15 14:36:41
        I go to the lavat'ry! by bobmon2009-04-15 14:41:16
          On Wednesdays I go shopping, by krikkert2009-04-15 14:44:36
            Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay, by werehatrack2009-04-15 15:43:33
              I cut down trees, I skip and jump by Lab Rat2009-04-15 15:48:38
                *Ahem* "I put on women's clothing, and .." by werehatrack2009-04-15 20:11:05
                  *notes the part of the verse he didn't deny* (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 20:35:49
                    He might look cute in women's clothing by Lab Rat2009-04-15 20:38:18
                      At my age, "cute" doesn't apply. by werehatrack2009-04-15 21:49:00
                I wish i'd been a girlie, just like my dear mamaaa (n/t) by confused.brit2009-04-15 16:31:32
                  Shouldn't that be by Lab Rat2009-04-15 17:34:49
                    been a long time since i saw that sketch. by confused.brit2009-04-15 17:40:18
                      Attn: confused.brit, you were right by NeedaNewNick2009-04-15 21:07:02
                      Nope. That's the joke. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 19:03:39
                      Nope. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-15 17:54:21
Woah, lightning? by dodrian2009-04-15 14:13:03
  Very, very frightening? (n/t) by run.dll2009-04-15 14:25:50
    Thunderbolts and lightning!! (n/t) by mpicklesimer12009-04-15 18:49:18
    great now I cant stop hearing bohemian rhapsody :P (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-15 14:48:03
      Want my earworm of the day? by Sharku2009-04-15 14:57:39
        sorry, can't stand youtube. (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-15 15:10:24
  No it isn't! by JimK2009-04-15 14:24:36
    Busted! by dodrian2009-04-15 14:31:16
is the board being intermittantly slow by Freakazoid2009-04-15 13:56:33
  *twiddles thumbs* by Freakazoid2009-04-15 14:20:06
    *twiddles dee* (n/t) by corwin172009-04-15 16:27:31
      Dee's gonna smack you! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-15 18:29:32
  Oh yeah, of course. by Peace_man2009-04-15 14:08:54
  figures. goes on for 1/2 an hour by Freakazoid2009-04-15 14:03:14
I am drunk. by Skelwar2009-04-15 13:13:16
  typing with drunk fingers can be hilarious... by Flirkann2009-04-15 19:26:25
  That's the best condition to be in by veran2009-04-15 15:31:23
    A glass of water might disagree. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-15 17:00:36
      I'll never be cruel to a gin and tonic again! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 17:27:08
  A little boy and girl are holding Toy Story dolls by corwin172009-04-15 13:51:39
  Hi Drunk! I'm Horny. Lets get you home ... *efg* ( (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-15 13:15:51
    -_- (n/t) by maximumbob2009-04-15 15:44:41
Personal responsibility question. by vetitice2009-04-15 12:57:57
  Even more amusing. by vetitice2009-04-15 16:36:59
  Well, It's kind of the point of having a mobile by davydd2009-04-15 13:32:25
  Wait. What??? by Sharku2009-04-15 13:22:59
    But we agreed it was our duty when we got them. (n/t) by vetitice2009-04-15 13:55:54
      and she didn't follow through. by morenna2009-04-15 14:24:51
        Thats what I thought. (n/t) by vetitice2009-04-15 14:32:22
          Have you tried to explain to her by morenna2009-04-15 15:11:09
    Agree (n/t) by tallastro2009-04-15 13:52:43
    It is very hard to find pay phones these days. (n/t) by woodburn2009-04-15 13:29:02
      True. by Sharku2009-04-15 14:08:03
        So if the car had been ok, but shorty was sick. by vetitice2009-04-15 14:28:30
          Sure, why not? by Sharku2009-04-15 15:15:46
            What if and could haves by abaron2009-04-15 16:18:15
            I suppose it could be seen that way. by vetitice2009-04-15 16:01:32
      correction, very hard might be an overstatement. by woodburn2009-04-15 13:30:27
        Depending on your location, "eFing Impossible" by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 13:35:30
    You're 31? by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 13:27:24
      BAH! I remember having to crank the dial to by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 13:29:20
        Bah! I remember when you had to shout by voxwoman2009-04-15 13:42:22
          Luxury. I remember when we didn't have fire by tallastro2009-04-15 13:47:55
            You had clubs?? by basher202009-04-15 14:41:57
              You got to go to sleep? by run.dll2009-04-15 14:47:58
              You had GRAVEL? Oi, LUXURIES! by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 14:47:48
            You win! :) (n/t) by NDwight2009-04-15 14:35:36
  Yes. by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 13:21:32
    I don't generally see a reason by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 13:25:24
      When I am at the range it goes into my bag by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 15:38:30
      I always have mine with me. by merlin2009-04-15 13:34:25
      I thought about having it grafted straight into my by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 13:27:46
  simple negligence by basher202009-04-15 13:18:45
  Yes. by morenna2009-04-15 13:16:11
  i think its energizer that does it by robertltux2009-04-15 13:10:35
    Yes, they do, & "Seconded". by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 13:24:10
      don't need the charger by Freakazoid2009-04-15 14:07:32
        and for real shelf life by robertltux2009-04-15 14:40:00
    Doesn't help if the phone isn't there. by vetitice2009-04-15 13:22:03
  Yes. (n/t) by bimkins2009-04-15 13:10:25
  Yes. by woodburn2009-04-15 13:10:07
    I blame the phone. by vetitice2009-04-15 16:05:18
  Yes. by abaron2009-04-15 13:09:27
  No by monika_krug2009-04-15 13:09:15
  It depends by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 13:07:11
  Yes (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-04-15 13:06:49
  Yes (n/t) by techi8702009-04-15 13:05:10
  Yes. (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-15 13:03:55
  Yes by DesertRat662009-04-15 13:00:12
Serious question for those against gay marriage. by Snate2009-04-15 12:37:15
  Separation of Church & State by sonja2009-04-15 15:39:46
  Marriage is traditionally a religious ceremony by lex_icon2009-04-15 15:19:44
  M'kay, let's look at some different arguments... by jdelphiki2009-04-15 14:49:49
    I was not married in a church. Do *I* threaten the by Divinar2009-04-15 17:07:33
      No idea... by jdelphiki2009-04-15 18:32:38
  I would need greater guarantees than you propose by basher202009-04-15 14:21:13
    Er, do government employees ever conduct marriage by Arachnid2009-04-15 15:15:31
      Justice of the peace, judges. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 16:27:49
    Regarding #2... only civil service. by kelli2172009-04-15 14:51:15
  Dagnabbit! I'd weigh in on this... by SnArL2009-04-15 14:18:50
  One of the big concerns is that it wouldn't just by merlin2009-04-15 14:12:21
    We should probably do something about Judaism too. by toysbfun2009-04-15 14:58:42
    Wow, arguing the Slippery Slope. by kelli2172009-04-15 14:52:14
      On this matter I'm not completely sure if it is by DesertRat662009-04-15 14:57:34
    There is some precedent for this by DesertRat662009-04-15 14:22:10
  I'm not the target of your question, but ... by corwin172009-04-15 14:01:21
    Sums up my feelings. (n/t) by quilting_kitty2009-04-15 16:23:05
  My politically incorrect thoughts: by toysbfun2009-04-15 13:32:49
    You don't have to participate to oppose its by corwin172009-04-15 14:02:46
  In my church OVER MY DEAD BODY by robertltux2009-04-15 13:23:00
    <sarcasm> Thank you oh so very much!</sarcasm> by Adiplomat2009-04-15 17:56:48
      There are bigots in any area. by subbywan2009-04-15 19:01:55
      I would like to thank you. by bimkins2009-04-15 18:53:29
        I appreciate that. And who knows? by Adiplomat2009-04-15 19:09:15
      Access to the church yes marriage no by robertltux2009-04-15 18:19:07
        Then you absolutely must refine your methods. by Adiplomat2009-04-15 18:37:33
    Way to expouse the Christian value of love! by SnArL2009-04-15 13:59:25
      You forgot to add... by lex_icon2009-04-15 14:59:34
      lets run this by robertltux2009-04-15 14:28:03
        hint: his name was "Zacchaeus" by SnArL2009-04-15 15:43:18
          reference does not matter by robertltux2009-04-15 18:07:35
    Feature drift? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-15 13:33:42
      where something gets patched and stuff goes missin by robertltux2009-04-15 14:21:47
        They could get sued for not performing them now. by toysbfun2009-04-15 14:26:59
  My thoughts, as a neutral by Sonri2009-04-15 13:16:15
    just because you are expecting a child by voxwoman2009-04-15 13:29:54
      Apparently, not obviously enough by Sonri2009-04-15 13:37:50
        I kind of figured you were hetero by voxwoman2009-04-15 13:44:31
  I would still vote against it. by jpprater2009-04-15 13:15:44
    Which part of "god's law"? by Arachnid2009-04-15 15:09:33
      Not well read. by kanth2009-04-15 15:39:49
        What about all the other bits of jewish law jesus by Arachnid2009-04-15 15:56:56
          You're not so correct either: by RetiQlum22009-04-15 18:57:36
          They won't let the guys watch? (n/t) by vetitice2009-04-15 16:55:28
    Hey now... by Bellator2009-04-15 13:21:08
      ROFL by kanth2009-04-15 13:31:56
      That's...an interesting opinion... by jpprater2009-04-15 13:31:18
        Wow. Where is THAT in the bible? by quilting_kitty2009-04-15 16:16:06
          No, but it does have plenty to say about both by Adiplomat2009-04-15 18:40:07
        So God forbids married people from having by toysbfun2009-04-15 13:37:53
          Definitely not. by jpprater2009-04-15 13:41:53
            I find that amusing by DesertRat662009-04-15 13:49:31
              She DOES know that she can't be forced to testify? by kelli2172009-04-15 14:55:45
                Yeah she does by DesertRat662009-04-15 15:01:36
  hrm by kanth2009-04-15 13:13:25
    But marriages weren't religious to begin with by Bellator2009-04-15 13:17:41
      Married's never been a clearly legal term. by krikkert2009-04-15 14:59:21
      Don't care either way but by kanth2009-04-15 13:26:49
      I replied to that one yesterday by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 13:20:48
  I think that most of these people by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 12:53:06
    I'm not so sure on A and I hope you're wrong on C by Snate2009-04-15 12:59:50
      Why would they abstain from voting by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 13:02:24
        because it doesn't affect them? (n/t) by vdp2009-04-15 13:04:49
          peer by kanth2009-04-15 13:16:05
            How? by Bellator2009-04-15 13:32:08
              because all laws have a social affect by kanth2009-04-15 13:38:57
                Yes... you really should stay silent and look the by Bellator2009-04-15 13:56:25
                  But the law by kanth2009-04-15 15:13:53
                  Loving your neighbor sometimes means by toysbfun2009-04-15 15:02:30
                    there's a difference between pointing out by voxwoman2009-04-15 15:46:56
                      Who's pointing a gun? by toysbfun2009-04-15 16:02:23
                  There's a reason why Catholics by krikkert2009-04-15 14:57:45
                  Love thy neighbor... by SnArL2009-04-15 14:17:13
                It's the polite and neighborly thing to do by voxwoman2009-04-15 13:53:57
                  Perhaps by kanth2009-04-15 15:31:09
                  I'd give you a cookie... by SnArL2009-04-15 14:01:14
              He's afraid of catching teh ghey. (n/t) by SnArL2009-04-15 13:38:25
                Ad Hominem's? Already (n/t) by kanth2009-04-15 13:42:08
                  Snark. Always. (n/t) by SnArL2009-04-15 13:54:28
          Except that in their belief, by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 13:10:26
            What about the multitudes who don't take Jesus as by voxwoman2009-04-15 13:39:58
              Actually, about whether Christians should take by Peace_man2009-04-15 14:07:41
                Matthew 28:19 flat out requires it. by Adiplomat2009-04-15 18:56:45
              Why stop at two? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-15 13:43:40
                "I prefer three, but it's hard enough finding one" by voxwoman2009-04-15 13:48:54
                  I see the issue as by toysbfun2009-04-15 14:05:50
                    But it hasn't gone unchanged for centuries. by Arachnid2009-04-15 15:10:48
                      The number of people and what sex each person by toysbfun2009-04-15 15:15:34
                        "This is how we've always done it" by Arachnid2009-04-15 15:19:56
                          Any social custom started for a reason. by toysbfun2009-04-15 15:23:50
                            And that's still not a good argument. by Arachnid2009-04-15 15:29:49
                              I'm not saying I know the reason, merely that it by toysbfun2009-04-15 15:38:38
                                Saying that it "must exist" is a spurious by voxwoman2009-04-15 15:41:29
                                Everything has a reason behind it. by toysbfun2009-04-15 15:50:13
                                If everyone took your precautionary principle to by Arachnid2009-04-15 15:59:12
                                Not necessarily. Change can be good. by toysbfun2009-04-15 16:11:07
                                an anecdote from a relative by voxwoman2009-04-15 16:08:52
                                Exactly. If the pan had been passed down with the by toysbfun2009-04-15 16:12:41
                                the problem is the *reasons* rarely get passed on. (n/t) by morenna2009-04-15 17:01:20
                    There are very good reasons for limiting by Peace_man2009-04-15 14:12:11
                    So all couples wanting to get married have to be by Bellator2009-04-15 14:07:30
                      Some states already require blood tests. by toysbfun2009-04-15 14:13:57
                        And sex has to do with marriage what, exactly? by confused.brit2009-04-15 17:45:43
                  *sets up a strawman* by SnArL2009-04-15 13:56:05
            Congrats, Matt, you just broke my brain by SnArL2009-04-15 13:37:31
              When did civil marriage become a civil right? by toysbfun2009-04-15 13:42:00
                The premise is by DesertRat662009-04-15 13:46:17
                  So if the government announced all marriages were by toysbfun2009-04-15 13:53:41
                    One would hope... by DesertRat662009-04-15 14:07:05
                      cynical, but it's likely true by sonja2009-04-15 15:28:18
                    Not the ones in the middle of divorcing by voxwoman2009-04-15 14:02:28
                      Couldn't medical power of attorney do that? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-15 14:07:32
                        I've just been through this with my father by voxwoman2009-04-15 14:12:43
                          Some states don't recognize marriage licenses by toysbfun2009-04-15 14:18:07
                  The problem by kanth2009-04-15 13:49:39
                    Until someone successfully argues a 14th Amendment by DesertRat662009-04-15 13:56:43
          Assuming they're open to rational arguments. by cuboci2009-04-15 13:09:15
  That is how we did it in Canada, and we haven't by bimkins2009-04-15 12:48:46
    You forget God created Canada because by toysbfun2009-04-15 13:15:55
      Neat. by run.dll2009-04-15 14:37:07
    One funny note about gay marriage in Canada. by techi8702009-04-15 13:09:52
      Heh Heh, How Evil. by woodburn2009-04-15 13:14:12
        100% of divorces... by TechisSO2009-04-15 14:49:16
          So, therefore, since divorce is a Bad Thing, and by Adiplomat2009-04-15 18:16:38
UFicle: media player question. by Sharku2009-04-15 12:33:52
  If you can find a used Gigabeat S30 they're nice. by hobbs2009-04-15 12:43:23
Invoke: Mac OS Geeks by davydd2009-04-15 12:25:03
  Not a Mac OS geek but... by Sharku2009-04-15 12:45:46
    That worked, at least the finding and installing by davydd2009-04-15 13:10:49
      time for your iShotgun?? by robertltux2009-04-15 13:31:20
        I'll try iRant and iCurse first by davydd2009-04-15 13:53:33
          Called Apple yet? (n/t) by kelli2172009-04-15 15:01:31
            Yeah, was planning to do that by davydd2009-04-15 15:08:03
Babe of the Week by subbywan2009-04-15 12:16:52
  not bad by aprylmae2009-04-15 12:19:30
    very much so. by subbywan2009-04-15 12:26:46
Holy smokes, an automatic opt-out! by Sonri2009-04-15 11:59:44
Day-um! BC politics a microcosm of US politics by Illiad2009-04-15 11:58:38
  Yeah, we fancy ourselves quite radical by farfalla2009-04-15 13:27:47
  It's an interesting election to watch, that's for by bimkins2009-04-15 12:11:24
    There's a Sex Party? Am I invited? ;) (n/t) by cuboci2009-04-15 12:40:00
      Sure! Anyone can come! ;-) (n/t) by bimkins2009-04-15 12:52:53
need help with worm removal by voxwoman2009-04-15 11:58:32
  Progress has been made! by voxwoman2009-04-15 13:03:43
  I recommend the Holy Handgrenade by cokish2009-04-15 12:04:51
  Majorgeeks.com? by DesertRat662009-04-15 12:01:33
    those are the guys, thanks! by voxwoman2009-04-15 12:09:42
      Here, we have images and ghostcast. by DesertRat662009-04-15 12:16:06
        well, yeah, in a real IT department that makes by voxwoman2009-04-15 13:00:04
          Home is a different matter by DesertRat662009-04-15 13:01:56
            The 4/6 episode of Systm has some resources. by kelli2172009-04-15 13:31:12
U.S. Ship Fends Off Pirate Attack by DesertRat662009-04-15 11:56:33
  Good by Sonri2009-04-15 12:09:21
    Only way I see it ending by DesertRat662009-04-15 12:26:13
      Do you think merchant ships should be allowed to by Lab Rat2009-04-15 12:33:23
        Absolutely by DesertRat662009-04-15 12:52:37
          Maybe the insurance is for liability? by Peace_man2009-04-15 13:41:19
            That's a flimsy excuse by DesertRat662009-04-15 13:52:52
              I'm sure that possibility hasn't escaped by Peace_man2009-04-15 14:32:45
                I'm pretty sure it has by DesertRat662009-04-15 14:42:52
                  Are you trying to say that shipping corporations by Peace_man2009-04-15 15:54:30
                    They have a duty to provide a secure by Lab Rat2009-04-15 16:29:15
                      And so they do. by Peace_man2009-04-15 19:13:27
                        We also don't know what compensation is offered by DesertRat662009-04-15 22:04:23
        Yes. by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 12:36:41
The real ACORN scandal: by RetiQlum22009-04-15 11:48:19
  I know. by jpprater2009-04-15 11:54:18
ATTN: Adiplomat by sgrunt2009-04-15 11:33:34
mailbox size: Outlook Express/Windows Mail by dennismv2009-04-15 10:48:24
  Knowing Microsoft, something got lost by cuboci2009-04-15 11:35:59
DR66 and Reti You got mail that you can't open by joecrouse2009-04-15 10:47:43
  Dude! My mailbox is empty! (n/t) by VivianC2009-04-15 10:57:35
    Is this the line for the email? by talon07202009-04-15 11:34:46
      got me curious! (n/t) by aprylmae2009-04-15 11:43:31
        no email for apryl yet? :( (n/t) by aprylmae2009-04-15 12:10:13
          I sent you one. Did you get it? (n/t) by vivianc2009-04-15 17:38:20
            yep. thanks (n/t) by AprylMae2009-04-15 18:01:03
        ID9K link ? by cokish2009-04-15 12:04:20
          Depends on what it is... by Nea2009-04-15 13:19:27
            Moderated and probably banned for a week or 2 (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-15 19:56:35
    no it aint. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-15 10:59:58
      Hello? *tap*tap* is this thing on? by Hieraco2009-04-15 11:52:05
      Thanks! (n/t) by VivianC2009-04-15 11:01:22
  I work alone. I like the outfit on the left. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 10:53:47
    Forward me a copy? (n/t) by nightwind2009-04-15 20:01:01
    scary part is I didnt notice the oufits by joecrouse2009-04-15 10:55:25
      silly techs, forgot to label their cables (n/t) by Hieraco2009-04-15 14:13:05
    I'll take both (n/t) by DesertRat662009-04-15 10:54:55
  The heck I don't! by DesertRat662009-04-15 10:51:39
    yea guess you could erase the log of the email. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-15 10:54:34
      No need by DesertRat662009-04-15 10:55:41
you cannot possibly smile that much (n/t) by dennismv2009-04-15 10:43:18
  sure you can by aprylmae2009-04-15 11:12:07
    I can relate to that one by Sonri2009-04-15 12:11:33
  My accountant once had a client that got $250,000 by techi8702009-04-15 11:09:07
  Sure you can. by RetiQlum22009-04-15 10:57:40
  With that many zeroes before the decimal point by themadkansan2009-04-15 10:50:44
    *sends you a check for 00,000,000.10* (n/t) by kelli2172009-04-15 13:33:47
    Nope, I don't believe it. by CyberKnight2009-04-15 10:58:49
  Well, he *is* Smiling Man... by werehatrack2009-04-15 10:46:46
**Mood plummeting** **sullenness peaking** by Adiplomat2009-04-15 10:42:23
  *leaves flower, cookie and cute snuggly kitten* (n/t) by morenna2009-04-15 11:50:50
  *attaches rocket/guidance system to Dippy's mood* by firehawk2009-04-15 11:38:41
  {{{{Adiplomat}}}} (n/t) by jpprater2009-04-15 11:00:06
  *peeks at Adiplomat's sullenness* by jdelphiki2009-04-15 10:53:18
What to watch on TV: sitcoms or orangutans? (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-15 10:40:58
  Monkeys are funny. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 10:44:22
    But today is not Monkey Tuesday. by joecrouse2009-04-15 11:00:48
      *sets out Monkey Wards* by jdelphiki2009-04-15 12:24:29
    *Takes cover in the bathtub as the Librarian by Bellator2009-04-15 11:00:26
  perple. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-04-15 10:42:14
Attn: .DE or .PL UFies by Bonzo2009-04-15 10:38:04
  Germany by Zoxer2009-04-15 12:03:46
  Google doesn't show much... by pstradomski2009-04-15 11:08:48
    Brojke the link by pstradomski2009-04-15 11:09:43
Software for Conducting an Online Survey? by Myke2009-04-15 10:37:58
  surveymonkey by Illiad2009-04-15 10:39:01
    Nice - but we can't use it. by Myke2009-04-15 14:43:45
    +1 That's what we use here at work. (n/t) by VivianC2009-04-15 10:58:23
Another email from "Secret UFie" by Illiad2009-04-15 10:17:20
  {{{{{SecretUfie}}}}} by aprylmae2009-04-15 11:09:22
  {{{{{{Secret Ufie }}}}}} (n/t) by Rogue19712009-04-15 10:42:26
  Yesterday's post, appropriate for today by corwin172009-04-15 10:25:15
    That's beautiful:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-04-15 12:58:22
  Thanks to "Secret UFie". (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-15 10:23:35
"We didn't start the Flamewar" by Freakazoid2009-04-15 09:49:42
  Roflmao? (n/t) by joecrouse2009-04-15 10:30:54
  LOL that r so gay!* by Hieraco2009-04-15 10:29:37
  Funny. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 10:04:06
Support the central TN Red Cross tornado recovery! by carthax2009-04-15 09:49:33
  Went right past my niece's house. by kelli2172009-04-15 11:14:54
  Will do. Good on you for giving your time by Lab Rat2009-04-15 10:41:26
  Darn rights. by Illiad2009-04-15 10:17:56
Who in the US is going to a Tax Day Tea Party? by Lab Rat2009-04-15 09:48:00
  I attended the one in Lexington KY. by SaylorA2009-04-15 20:30:51
  It's a stupid idea anyway. by firehawk2009-04-15 16:01:07
    He seems to have missed some things. by dodrian2009-04-15 17:13:07
      Out of context. by firehawk2009-04-15 20:42:56
      I should not be allowed around numbers at 2am. by dodrian2009-04-15 17:27:56
    What a moron! by DesertRat662009-04-15 16:46:47
      I rest my case. Logic flees in the face of by firehawk2009-04-15 17:10:34
        Nice bait, but you're too obvious by DesertRat662009-04-15 18:42:57
          You rose to it, not me. by firehawk2009-04-15 20:46:18
            More ad hom? by DesertRat662009-04-15 22:16:20
              Since your response to the article was ad hom by firehawk2009-04-16 01:41:00
            Oh, almost forgot... by firehawk2009-04-15 20:48:35
  If I were back "home" I would have. by esbita2009-04-15 12:55:32
  Nope, I did my protest when by fizwiz2009-04-15 12:26:41
  Sorry, no. I'm not much into teabagging. by subbywan2009-04-15 12:02:13
  Why not? I'm already considered a terrorist by DesertRat662009-04-15 10:50:05
    "I'm sick and tired by altordwm2009-04-15 13:06:56
      "if you're not with us, you're against us"? (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-15 13:09:50
        Fear can make people do all kinds of things by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 14:02:00
          Only stupid people fear, in political terms. by subbywan2009-04-15 14:11:02
            The larger the herd... by DesertRat662009-04-15 14:24:44
              aye. And the harder to stop one. (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-15 14:31:09
                Baaaaaaaa! said the sheeple :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 15:35:01
    My only issue with her definition is this: by subbywan2009-04-15 12:00:27
      I agree that thinking that local and state by fizwiz2009-04-15 12:54:31
        Yeah, but they're covered by the second part by subbywan2009-04-15 13:09:01
      "All your state is mine" (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-04-15 12:28:14
        yeah. BAD NEOPOLITANO! No icecream for you! (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-15 12:45:34
          Aww. by jdelphiki2009-04-15 14:52:14
            You can listen to Cherry Garcia while you wait. (n (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-15 14:57:56
    You mean along the lines of this DHS by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 11:41:10
      That and others (n/t) by DesertRat662009-04-15 11:47:34
    Pfui. I've been a *documented* terrorist . by werehatrack2009-04-15 11:06:02
    The Bush nightmare continues. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-15 10:58:17
      No, this is by DesertRat662009-04-15 11:01:58
        I think I'll use that. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-04-15 11:07:17
        Well, DR66 you're in good company by Lab Rat2009-04-15 11:05:25
          I tried to buy ammo when I was in Lexington by SaylorA2009-04-15 20:38:37
            I'm obviously tired, reverse "this" and "shortage" (n/t) by SaylorA2009-04-15 20:56:50
  Is that where people buy tea to throw in lakes by toysbfun2009-04-15 10:37:59
  So you are going to show your support by vdp2009-04-15 10:21:25
    You're missing the point by basher202009-04-15 10:53:48
      There's certainly been enough of the failure. by firehawk2009-04-15 11:46:07
        Aside from campaign... by VivianC2009-04-15 12:02:50
          I know!!! by DesertRat662009-04-15 12:05:27
            Half of that is thanks to good ol' Republicans. by firehawk2009-04-15 15:59:03
              You mean these numbers? by DesertRat662009-04-15 17:11:59
        Gm, Chrysler, Various Banks by DesertRat662009-04-15 11:51:08
          All horrible examples. by firehawk2009-04-15 15:57:43
            "It's all Bush's fault!" by DesertRat662009-04-15 18:53:15
              Give it time. by subbywan2009-04-15 19:37:22
    Bwahahahaha. Yeah, enough to take a friend to by Lab Rat2009-04-15 10:33:32
    You dropped these by DesertRat662009-04-15 10:24:44
  I'm curious. Will "Tax Freedom Day" move by Adiplomat2009-04-15 10:08:53
  I still need to find one in my area. (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-04-15 10:07:46
  I would have but have to work so i can pay taxes (n/t) by tesla_koil2009-04-15 10:05:19
    I'm going before work. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-15 10:08:39
  /me is has to go to traffic school :( (n/t) by corwin172009-04-15 10:04:00
  I don't want to, but I've got to. by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:53:56
    I cringed too. Mind bleach helps. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-15 09:57:50
    I think Colbert had a priceless comment... by werehatrack2009-04-15 09:57:32
  *pounds in sign* WARNING: POLITICAL THREAD. by themadkansan2009-04-15 09:53:01
    Wimp. Class 5 won't get you through the TLP. by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:57:08
      I ain't goin' in. by themadkansan2009-04-15 10:04:19
        That about sums it up... (n/t) by vdp2009-04-15 10:23:06
  Have you seen the Huffington Post's take on these? by werehatrack2009-04-15 09:50:29
    Do we actually NEED to read it? It's HUFFINGTON! by Adiplomat2009-04-15 10:00:12
      Huffington Post == Fox News' After birth by DesertRat662009-04-15 10:53:27
        I sometimes wonder if those folks could find... by werehatrack2009-04-15 11:10:37
        Don't do that while I'm drinking. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-04-15 11:07:59
Ministry Of Silly Polls by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:37:20
  *drops 16 tonne weight* (n/t) by werehatrack2009-04-15 10:44:42
    And whaddya get? (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-04-15 10:54:24
      The perfect defense against someone armed with... by werehatrack2009-04-15 11:21:22
  Is this some sort of Spanish Inquisition? (n/t) by todAnthony2009-04-15 10:43:02
    Were you expecting it? (n/t) by EndlessWaves2009-04-15 16:55:06
  There are no average days on this board. by Hieraco2009-04-15 10:20:41
    There are however by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 10:22:58
      Mean, also, and maybe mode... by Adiplomat2009-04-15 10:24:45
        Mmm, board ŕ la mode... (n/t) by CyberKnight2009-04-15 10:43:20
  African or European? by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 10:04:04
  5? (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-15 09:44:42
    Three, sir. (n/t) by CyberKnight2009-04-15 10:14:42
SnArL walks into a bar and a fight breaks out by DesertRat662009-04-15 09:20:58
  Interestingly enough, that's actually happened to by SnArL2009-04-15 10:33:09
    I figured by DesertRat662009-04-15 11:01:02
      Well, that is better than the "glow in the dark" by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 11:21:36
  He doesn't have enough hair to be SnArL (n/t) by merlin2009-04-15 09:43:28
  I must've always hung out at the wrong bars. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 09:42:38
    I dunno, you got one. by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:49:17
  *PBBBBBBBFFFFFFFTTTTT* by CyberKnight2009-04-15 09:32:47
  If SnArL were a closet Jedi, he'dve by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:27:53
  Best line by y2kdragon2009-04-15 09:23:03
    Only line. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-04-15 09:41:21
      Point. by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:46:44
SOTM: by SnArL2009-04-15 09:12:38
"It is pitch dark" by jpprater2009-04-15 09:07:00
  If I ever became a nerdcore rapper by SnArL2009-04-15 09:14:25
    If I ever became a Wall Street rapper... by Illiad2009-04-15 09:31:02
      That's low, JD... (heh) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:32:38
    SnArL, you are hereby fined... by jpprater2009-04-15 09:18:27
You know that your new box is faster when by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 08:57:17
  O.o that requires a fast box? (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-15 08:58:39
    Not really... by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 09:03:59
      That's nothing! by CyberKnight2009-04-15 09:07:19
        Meh, I am doing all of that with a TI-CC40 by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 09:10:19
          My ENIAC's got you all beat... by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:20:51
            now there's an amusing idea by Freakazoid2009-04-15 09:24:29
        Cool! Now try it on a by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 09:08:18
      I just thought that 100bTX by jaqie2009-04-15 09:06:52
        Not on windows (XP at least) in my experience by vdp2009-04-15 09:15:20
          O.o by jaqie2009-04-15 09:17:47
            I don't know, maybe it is copying files, by vdp2009-04-15 09:35:58
              I thought we were talking about 100bTX? by jaqie2009-04-15 09:42:07
            And I'm on a 2.39 GHz with 512 MB of RAM by jpprater2009-04-15 09:22:22
              im actually talking about by jaqie2009-04-15 09:26:39
                What kind(s) of tweak(s) are you applying? by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 09:31:23
                  lotses by jaqie2009-04-15 09:40:49
                    *HUGS* That's ok... =) by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 10:02:10
                      im not really seeing stuff or anything by jaqie2009-04-15 10:12:58
                        Lethargic? Sure, I'll take two! by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 10:15:22
      *hands shadowsystems a zip-bomb* by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 09:06:27
        "WinZip is not installed" :-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 09:10:28
          Winrar FTW! :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 09:19:10
            eh winrar isnt so nice by jaqie2009-04-15 09:21:00
              Seconded (n/t) by jpprater2009-04-15 09:23:35
        (Looks down, looks at the package, looks down...) by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 09:07:25
    he said "faster" by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 09:01:35
      If I tried this on my old box with the 5 year old by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 09:04:50
        "A lot of it was the Windows install." by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 09:06:32
      *still confused* by jaqie2009-04-15 09:03:39
        Nah, it's my fault... by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 09:05:21
Guh. drive letter overload. by jaqie2009-04-15 08:51:43
  Amateur! by Hieraco2009-04-15 09:09:20
    There is a setting for that. by RetiQlum22009-04-15 09:56:04
      we were unable to find that in XP by Hieraco2009-04-15 10:15:57
        mounting partitions onto directories by jaqie2009-04-15 11:06:59
    eh. ive never had use for that many (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-15 09:12:37
      only use I had for that many was seeing what would by Hieraco2009-04-15 09:15:36
        then is it really a limitation by jaqie2009-04-15 09:18:53
  N O P (n/t) by imrambi2009-04-15 08:58:09
    *shudders* That was an acronym by FNORDer2009-04-15 09:36:10
    it's not such a problem when you're used to it by jaqie2009-04-15 09:00:34
When movies (Caddyshack) meets reality by DesertRat662009-04-15 08:44:09
  I can only say by joecrouse2009-04-15 09:27:36
    Is ok Im alright. by joecrouse2009-04-15 09:28:52
      Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga (n/t) by todAnthony2009-04-15 10:50:16
  BOOMIES!!! by todAnthony2009-04-15 09:19:26
  The video on their website was rather interesting by kc5sdy2009-04-15 09:12:08
  Someone started a major grassfire with something by techi8702009-04-15 08:58:25
  I think I've found a career I'd like... (n/t) by dodrian2009-04-15 08:56:39
Attn: illiad - You've got mail! (n/t) by carthax2009-04-15 08:43:36
*slams the door of the angry dome* (n/t) by joresgump2009-04-15 08:30:02
  *taps joresgump on the shoulder* by merlin2009-04-15 08:40:42
UF Philosophy Corner: Ethics by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 08:11:40
  I partially disagree. by Llyr2009-04-15 10:11:11
    I don't see that as contradicting by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 10:21:47
  Ick, confusing language. Let's see... by tallastro2009-04-15 09:34:20
    Not only that, as I see it; by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 09:38:11
      Right, only create a level of community by tallastro2009-04-15 10:57:04
  It lacks an efficiency clause by vectorz2009-04-15 09:33:24
    Define "better". by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 09:36:29
      Not neccesarily. by vectorz2009-04-15 10:18:00
  Sounds a lot like the American ideal of government by Peace_man2009-04-15 08:50:00
    As I read it by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 08:58:18
      Yep. A wonderful ideal in theory. by Peace_man2009-04-15 09:05:28
        It has been used for organizations by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 09:09:04
          It's about authority. by Peace_man2009-04-15 09:22:01
            What prevents a social unit by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 09:33:44
              Agreement from higher level authorities? by Peace_man2009-04-15 09:47:44
                What would higher level entities by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 09:55:42
                  There is an assumed structure here. by Peace_man2009-04-15 10:07:19
                    Well that depends by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 10:09:38
                      That's the basic concept of a hierarchy, innit? by Peace_man2009-04-15 10:55:17
                        I don't see why by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 11:04:17
                          Heh. Chanceslost showed how this could happen. by Peace_man2009-04-15 11:46:43
                            It might make long-term planning difficult by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 11:58:35
                              No, not really. by Peace_man2009-04-15 13:23:39
                                IMO, this bottom up responsibility system is what by quilting_kitty2009-04-15 13:37:01
                      Step 1: Assume all within "local" boundaries is by chanceslost2009-04-15 10:25:54
                        That could work! by Peace_man2009-04-15 11:38:04
                          I don't think efficiency is necessarily by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 11:40:40
                            Efficiency is imperative. by Peace_man2009-04-15 13:25:01
                        I like it! by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 10:29:37
  Agree! by dodrian2009-04-15 08:15:41
    Also, where can I submit conundrum for the corner? (n/t) by dodrian2009-04-15 08:18:01
      That would be by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 08:21:11
        Thanks :-) by dodrian2009-04-15 08:28:26
I miss my husband... by drmoats2009-04-15 08:02:31
  we'll keep you anyway. :-) {{{drmoats}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-04-15 09:49:23
  That's OK, UF has zombies... Hey, Firehawk! Sgrunt by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:40:04
    That wasn't particularly funny, dippy. by sgrunt2009-04-15 10:02:09
      Everybody slips up once in a while. by firehawk2009-04-15 11:40:47
      I was trying to be. Seriousness in these by Adiplomat2009-04-15 10:14:01
      I'm chosing to assume by vetitice2009-04-15 10:11:14
        Pretty much. If I'd known, though, I still by Adiplomat2009-04-15 10:19:25
          No worries. by vetitice2009-04-15 11:00:58
          Morenna hit the note I would've gone for, by Adiplomat2009-04-15 10:20:30
            {{{Adiplomat}}} by morenna2009-04-15 11:46:44
  {{{{{{{{{drmoats}}}}}}}}} by Rogue19712009-04-15 09:22:00
  {{{{{{drmoats}}}}} by talon07202009-04-15 08:29:42
  {{{{{{{{{{drmoats}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by aprylmae2009-04-15 08:04:45
I like square butts and I cannot lie... by SnArL2009-04-15 07:59:50
  *bwahahahhahahahha* (n/t) by merlin2009-04-15 08:35:48
BWHAHAHAHA! That's a GREAT quote! by SnArL2009-04-15 07:42:59
OMG thats YUMMY!!!! by Rogue19712009-04-15 07:41:50
Stupid fracking HP laptops by CyberKnight2009-04-15 07:41:35
  can you hijack a usb port or pccard slot?? by robertltux2009-04-15 07:45:55
    "If you want to pay $99, we can start the repairs" by CyberKnight2009-04-15 09:03:32
    if the mini-pci (or mini-pcie) port still works by Freakazoid2009-04-15 07:47:15
      Dunno... by CyberKnight2009-04-15 09:00:07
Huh, my video driver is crashy today. by Skelwar2009-04-15 07:40:38
Geek SOS - Novell/Groupwise server trouble by oot2009-04-15 07:13:53
  Problem solved! by oot2009-04-15 09:24:21
    Did she explain the resolution to you? by merlin2009-04-15 09:47:54
      Not yet... I'll ask her when she's back by oot2009-04-15 10:05:57
  Haven't messed with NetWare in a LONG time by SnArL2009-04-15 07:28:19
    Thank you! :-) (n/t) by oot2009-04-15 09:24:44
    OK... by oot2009-04-15 07:47:38
Broken CD-ROM drive by oedlan2009-04-15 07:09:53
Shakespeare had it wrong by geopsychic2009-04-15 07:02:21
  I've got... by jdelphiki2009-04-15 09:14:36
  Except that the ides of April by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 07:17:59
  T.S. Eliot had it right by webishop2009-04-15 07:07:24
    breeding / Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing by SnArL2009-04-15 07:30:31
      mine as well (n/t) by webishop2009-04-15 10:02:37
    After all, I was born in April. :-) (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-04-15 07:12:54
Having trouble finding a date? by toysbfun2009-04-15 06:45:35
  Absolute values are not enlightening. by run.dll2009-04-15 14:45:11
  "Having trouble finding a date?" by Bonzo2009-04-15 08:37:41
    Or consider by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 08:48:14
      Or consider by jdelphiki2009-04-15 10:15:14
  There may be a reason they are still single by Hieraco2009-04-15 07:44:37
    The expression "welfare mothers" comes to mind.... (n/t) by vvpete2009-04-15 07:57:42
      The phrase I was thinking of is: by Hieraco2009-04-15 09:04:13
  The cost of living in those single women dominated by woodburn2009-04-15 07:02:51
    Plus, it doesn't list orientation. by chanceslost2009-04-15 07:37:46
      That goes both ways though... by Nea2009-04-15 08:36:56
  More single women doesn't necessarily mean by SciSSorS2009-04-15 06:52:24
    Can we refine the search to 20-40 year old ? by Cokish2009-04-15 09:43:46
Warm smell of colitas..... (n/t) by Twitchh2009-04-15 06:24:43
  The girl with colitis goes by... (n/t) by Illiad2009-04-15 09:26:15
    AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! by Adiplomat2009-04-15 09:42:41
  I read that as coitus...:P (n/t) by tesla_koil2009-04-15 07:40:29
    Better than colitis ;) (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-04-15 12:31:12
    well, it is usually warm (n/t) by aprylmae2009-04-15 08:04:07
  Isn't a colita by MatthewDBA2009-04-15 06:27:39
    it all depends on what is *in* the bottle :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 09:20:20
    It's just another way of describing... by jdelphiki2009-04-15 08:49:39
  Rising up through the air... (n/t) by oedlan2009-04-15 06:27:10
    Up ahead in the distance... (n/t) by karl-henrik2009-04-15 06:35:35
      Saw a shimmering light... (n/t) by intrinsic2009-04-15 06:38:05
        My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim (n/t) by oedlan2009-04-15 06:57:47
          Had to stop for the night. (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-04-15 07:05:31
            There she stood in the doorway (n/t) by jiteo2009-04-15 07:45:22
              I heard the mission bell (n/t) by madjo2009-04-15 08:10:22
                And I was thinking to myself... by jdelphiki2009-04-15 08:32:14
                  This could be heaven or this could be hell (n/t) by basher202009-04-15 09:04:51
                    Interpretive Eagles (c)2006 by inittab2009-04-15 12:03:16
Attn: Mekkanik_mike by Hieraco2009-04-15 06:23:38
  Thank you. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 22:07:42
uffie Poll exploding rom drives by robertltux2009-04-15 06:18:22
  1. A - Twice by KreepyKrawly2009-04-15 14:20:44
  1 D, 2-4 N/A by mridenour2009-04-15 08:02:13
  Yes Been there, done that by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 06:44:08
  Pat 1 - A&B by Hieraco2009-04-15 06:29:10
    heh, I think I know that drive by Freakazoid2009-04-15 06:35:03
  1 A, 2 CD, 3, didn't notice, 4 replaced drive by imrambi2009-04-15 06:28:59
  not enough energy by jaqie2009-04-15 06:20:56
  1 A 2 CD 3 None 4 Shrapnel, replaced (n/t) by RedIon2009-04-15 06:20:07
ugh. constant nausea and extreme tiredness by aprylmae2009-04-15 06:16:52
  Is it debilitating nausea? by Illiad2009-04-15 10:18:47
    not debilitating by aprylmae2009-04-15 11:07:21
  {{{aprylmae}}}} by Silverfire2009-04-15 09:08:13
  {{{aprylmae}}} by morenna2009-04-15 07:12:29
    it does by aprylmae2009-04-15 07:50:15
Knee surgery tomorrow by jdelphiki2009-04-15 05:48:55
  Thanks everyone! (n/t) by jdelphiki2009-04-15 10:16:15
  Hope it goes well & you heal by Silverfire2009-04-15 09:09:06
  Good luck! :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-04-15 06:46:06
  break a leg by imrambi2009-04-15 05:53:15
    I know... by jdelphiki2009-04-15 06:02:59
      I think you've got it (n/t) by imrambi2009-04-15 06:08:47
  {{{jdelphiki}}} by jaqie2009-04-15 05:50:17
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-04-15 05:37:33
attn.: Biology UFies (Vectorz ?) by Tyop2009-04-15 04:59:26
  Replace the hoses by vectorz2009-04-15 08:00:39
    I think the autoclave option is out by Tyop2009-04-15 08:43:06
      It would be a challenge, certainly :D by vectorz2009-04-15 09:01:31
        Aye by Tyop2009-04-15 10:19:49
  can you disconnect the equipment?? by robertltux2009-04-15 07:49:19
    chlorine will damage the pump (n/t) by Tyop2009-04-15 08:43:56
  Dilute 'Milton' by Treehugger2009-04-15 06:28:07
    Ah, thou stated no chlorine, my bad (n/t) by Treehugger2009-04-15 06:28:58
  Put it in a pot of water and boil it. by tut2009-04-15 05:18:06
    Psst! thread jack by Hieraco2009-04-15 05:22:14
  Go to Maltbasaren on Islands Brygge by Spisefisken2009-04-15 05:03:16
    We have a winner! (n/t) by Tyop2009-04-15 06:15:45
    yush check out microbrewery stores by jaqie2009-04-15 05:09:45
*Dances to hold music* (n/t) by dodrian2009-04-15 04:57:27
  may I cut in please? by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 04:58:02
    May I cut in? by y2kdragon2009-04-15 05:22:54
      *notices non-dancing entity* by corwin172009-04-15 08:26:03
Poll: by Spisefisken2009-04-15 04:29:10
  6. Other by Ston2009-04-15 11:05:59
  Parent-to-be: Not planning on trying it by Sonri2009-04-15 08:54:24
  2 : A newborn baby = 3 kg by SciSSorS2009-04-15 05:49:40
    For more info about babies as food read: by ideur2009-04-15 06:03:00
    It seems Hieraco by SciSSorS2009-04-15 05:54:00
    I wrote "..ON your stomach" by Spisefisken2009-04-15 05:53:57
      Iana native speaker by SciSSorS2009-04-15 06:00:37
        ^^ addendum: of english by SciSSorS2009-04-15 06:04:51
          *snrk* by madjo2009-04-15 06:18:20
          darn by aprylmae2009-04-15 06:07:26
            have been trying, but doesn't work on my spouse by SciSSorS2009-04-15 06:28:50
        Neither am I by Spisefisken2009-04-15 06:02:00
  Clear case of 2 by davydd2009-04-15 05:36:29
  no baby sleep on stomach by aprylmae2009-04-15 05:33:55
  I never eat babies before bed time by Hieraco2009-04-15 04:54:30
    This goes for you as well by Spisefisken2009-04-15 05:57:26
  wanm fuzzies, though a lil restless. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 04:53:16
  The baby would roll off. :P (n/t) by Skelwar2009-04-15 04:34:16
  1 - no sleep and scared to crush baby. (n/t) by callithrix2009-04-15 04:32:31
    When you are sleep deprived by Spisefisken2009-04-15 04:40:52
      when you go on the EMS call by morenna2009-04-15 07:14:36
        that is why I won't. by aprylmae2009-04-15 08:07:32
    Agrees (n/t) by Tyop2009-04-15 04:33:58
    How is that a 1? (n/t) by Skelwar2009-04-15 04:33:53
      It might be a 1 by Spisefisken2009-04-15 04:46:31
        Oh and before I get incinerated by the flames by Spisefisken2009-04-15 04:50:41
          lol - proved by continued survival of your baby. (n/t) by callithrix2009-04-15 05:50:08
            Yup both of them by Spisefisken2009-04-15 05:52:38
              no, it doesn't go for all parents (n/t) by aprylmae2009-04-15 06:05:06
      Oh, it's 2. Started counting at 0. (n/t) by callithrix2009-04-15 04:36:53
blarg. don't wanna be awake... by Freakazoid2009-04-15 04:24:51
  *offers to put Feakazoid to sleep* (n/t) by corwin172009-04-15 08:23:27
If he smiles any further... by DrLex2009-04-15 03:26:30
I wonder if this means "They finally have the by EnzoMatrix2009-04-15 03:08:06
AH-HA! Smiling man is Denobulan! (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-15 03:00:20
  Dr. Phlox is the man! :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-04-15 07:29:21
My cupholder broke. by Khaar2009-04-15 02:37:07
  Do you need an A-size cup holder, or a B-size ? by SciSSorS2009-04-15 08:53:02
  Bad Khaar! Bad. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:41:29
    Bad? Why bad? by Khaar2009-04-15 03:38:14
      thou shalt not direct your rage... by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 04:57:31
        Whut? Optical storage is only used by Bonzo2009-04-15 08:44:46
        backup? by Spisefisken2009-04-15 05:33:30
          back up is... by deuceman2009-04-15 10:19:11
All thoughts have lost chherency. Must sleep now. by taitano2009-04-15 02:19:01
  *eats the 'nc' instead* Oh, not Friday. (n/t) by chanceslost2009-04-15 05:40:02
  *eats the extra h* by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:31:45
Sick houmour by tut2009-04-15 02:16:33
  Never done this before, but .... MODS by corwin172009-04-15 08:21:18
    One click from the board. by Nea2009-04-15 08:51:46
      Understood and apologies (n/t) by corwin172009-04-15 09:56:40
  And bigotted homour (laughing at the impaired) by tut2009-04-15 02:24:31
Attn: TWG by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:14:16
  If you don't by y2kdragon2009-04-15 05:26:48
    Attn: mekkanik_mike by vectorz2009-04-15 08:01:24
      Happy to be of service by y2kdragon2009-04-15 09:40:28
  Probably (n/t) by vectorz2009-04-15 02:43:08
  Attn: mekkanik_mike by Hieraco2009-04-15 02:16:29
    Attn: Heiraco by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:18:24
      Attn: Mekkanik_mike by Hieraco2009-04-15 02:35:18
        Attn: Heiraco by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:40:00
          May i suggest to post that request tomorrow by klar_at_work2009-04-15 02:51:30
            Attn: Mekkanik_mike by Hieraco2009-04-15 03:02:03
The Eternal 18 by taitano2009-04-15 02:01:20
  *wild applause* by firehawk2009-04-15 04:07:02
Attn: Klaranth by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 01:42:13
  Attn: Klaranth by Hieraco2009-04-15 01:43:24
    Attn: Klaranth by corwin172009-04-15 01:46:18
      Attn: Klaranth by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:12:23
    Attn: Klaranth by Abig Rock2009-04-15 01:45:32
      Attn: Klaranth by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 01:46:59
        Attn: Klaranth by Hieraco2009-04-15 01:48:30
          Attn: Klaranth by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:11:26
            Attn: Klaranth by taitano2009-04-15 02:17:36
              Are you sure by kahoona2009-04-15 05:48:45
                Attn: Klaranth by flirkann2009-04-15 06:12:25
    Attn: Klaranth by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 01:45:23
Eventually a UN is set up. And then a lone rebel by firehawk2009-04-15 01:35:05
  so what other punchlines can we post? (n/t) by Nightwind2009-04-15 01:43:49
    You came too soon, I'm not done with the confetti by Hieraco2009-04-15 01:47:29
      that's just a little down (n/t) by Nightwind2009-04-15 03:18:25
        Ahh Texas in spring time by joecrouse2009-04-15 06:15:45
      Is the confetti a reference to anything by tut2009-04-15 02:26:13
        Ehmm... Noo, the confetti was a reference to by EnzoMatrix2009-04-15 02:34:33
    *punches nightwind* by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 01:46:02
"You came too soon" by oedlan2009-04-15 01:30:56
  i liked the one the other day better... by Nightwind2009-04-15 01:42:19
Att: English proof reader. ASAP! by oedlan2009-04-15 01:28:02
  Thank you everyone! by oedlan2009-04-15 05:26:55
  Go ahead. by RetiQlum22009-04-15 01:37:18
  Post here where I can mail it to you! Thanks! by oedlan2009-04-15 01:34:09
    OK. I'll post it here then =) by oedlan2009-04-15 02:17:21
      I would suggest... by RetiQlum22009-04-15 02:33:30
        Or "it may indicate". Otherwise I agree with Reti. (n/t) by JimK2009-04-15 03:03:43
      IMO clear and direct. (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2009-04-15 02:24:45
        agree. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:33:22
    Why not just post it here by Spisefisken2009-04-15 01:40:04
    I can give it the ol' fish eye. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 01:35:56
    Work email in my diary will be fine. (n/t) by JimK2009-04-15 01:35:49
      To save you a few seconds: by JimK2009-04-15 02:00:47
Woot! First time itemizing has made a difference! by josie_beller2009-04-15 01:11:34
  Is your insurance premium a pre-tax payment? by altordwm2009-04-15 08:35:51
    She pays part of it, I pay part by josie_beller2009-04-15 23:46:50
*flops into her bed again* by jaqie2009-04-15 01:03:48
  (Makes sure Jaqie is asleep... by ShadowSystems2009-04-15 08:31:34
You have all offended me! by SouthpawPL2009-04-15 00:54:21
  Argh! Make the Deep Hurting(tm) stop! by perlcat452009-04-15 05:28:19
ATTN: Hieraco by jaqie2009-04-15 00:39:58
  You got the right one :) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:43:36
  Nope, just busy doing laundry by Hieraco2009-04-15 00:43:15
    sorry my concept of time is almost non existant (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-15 00:44:13
      No worries. mail has been sent. (n/t) by Hieraco2009-04-15 02:10:03
      obligatory quote by madjo2009-04-15 00:47:23
        ...lunch time, doubly so. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:54:08
          *nibbles on mekkanik_mike's reply* by madjo2009-04-15 02:27:13
            that's no excuse for growing a beard. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:42:03
              that's why I shaved it off by madjo2009-04-15 03:10:44
                why thank you... by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 04:54:31
                  ohn'h enhion ih (n/t) by madjo2009-04-15 05:19:56
        that sounds like the name of a by jaqie2009-04-15 00:48:47
          Well by madjo2009-04-15 02:36:51
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Treehugger2009-04-15 00:34:14
  'allo by Afterburner2009-04-15 09:59:45
    I'm guessing Treehugger has scampered off by now. by Nea2009-04-15 10:19:22
      Thanks by Afterburner2009-04-15 11:01:54
        Meh. by Nea2009-04-15 11:40:51
          I'm sure the rocking out will be great by Afterburner2009-04-15 11:48:20
      I'm still kinda here, by Treehugger2009-04-15 10:22:09
        Shoo, go home already :) by Afterburner2009-04-15 11:08:37
        hi... by Nea2009-04-15 10:33:27
  Yay, tea and teacakes please. by Nea2009-04-15 08:27:48
    Yay concert! by Treehugger2009-04-15 08:29:12
      Mmmm... butter.... by Nea2009-04-15 08:59:30
  *grunt* by vampire2009-04-15 07:04:12
    FedExes a "Blink" DVD to you by robertltux2009-04-15 08:31:00
    *huggles* by Treehugger2009-04-15 07:42:30
  *puts BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2009-04-15 06:00:13
    Morning sgrunt. by Treehugger2009-04-15 06:08:16
      *empties BAS mug* by sgrunt2009-04-15 06:32:36
  morning by aprylmae2009-04-15 05:24:23
    as for the teacakes by aprylmae2009-04-15 05:30:40
      *serves hot choc and toasted currant teacake* by Treehugger2009-04-15 06:07:33
        * slurps choc and noms teacake* say, that IS good by aprylmae2009-04-15 06:10:54
  Are teacakes good? by Sonri2009-04-15 03:54:43
    *serves hot choc* by Treehugger2009-04-15 03:59:57
      If I may be permitted an opinion by Sonri2009-04-15 04:18:39
        You may (don't mean I'll listen - lol) by Treehugger2009-04-15 04:40:26
          Jam is good by Sonri2009-04-15 07:18:41
  {{{Treehugger}}} by firehawk2009-04-15 01:35:53
    *serves Tea and Toasted Teacakes* by Treehugger2009-04-15 03:05:16
      So, if a holeless bagel and an English muffin... by firehawk2009-04-15 03:57:08
        Agreed by Sonri2009-04-15 04:33:18
          Doughy when not toasted by Treehugger2009-04-15 04:41:07
  *stretches sore muscles* by clystron2009-04-15 01:05:28
    *serves tea and tiger balm* by Treehugger2009-04-15 03:03:18
      {{{TreeHugger}}} by clystron2009-04-15 04:06:02
  Good morning by vectorz2009-04-15 00:58:00
    hmm *appears to consider suggestion carefully* by Treehugger2009-04-15 01:00:38
      Splendid, old chap by vectorz2009-04-15 02:32:38
  *Enters with purring kitteh in her arms* by callithrix2009-04-15 00:48:42
    Kitty! by Treehugger2009-04-15 00:54:31
      Yes, that is always the problem. by callithrix2009-04-15 00:57:55
        I think you should curl up and take a nap by Treehugger2009-04-15 00:59:10
    Kitteh! by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:52:51
      Cat Proximity by RetiQlum22009-04-15 00:56:53
        *snrk* always loved that particular comic by jaqie2009-04-15 00:58:04
        yup. I obey the laws of xkcd. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:57:48
      *Kitteh sniffs hand, licks hand* by callithrix2009-04-15 00:55:03
        *picks up kitteh and puts it on shoulder* by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:58:39
          Yes please :) by callithrix2009-04-15 01:03:05
            s'ok. so long as claws dont get involved :) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 01:37:33
  Ahhh Tea! by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:39:25
    *serves large mug* by Treehugger2009-04-15 00:41:02
      nah. trying to install software from a box by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:42:50
        *places a plate of biscuits on the counter* by Treehugger2009-04-15 00:57:04
          thank you thank you.... by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:59:12
        yes, us QA folk have a very delicate stomach by madjo2009-04-15 00:45:39
          some buttermilk then? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:52:18
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-04-15 00:30:12
Oi! You! Grin boy! Thet aint yer money! by SouthpawPL2009-04-15 00:28:13
  How can you tell SM isnt Merikan? by klar_at_work2009-04-15 00:38:20
    'cause they don't serve the US public by madjo2009-04-15 00:43:10
      So SM is Merikan, cuase he works for a Canadian by klar_at_work2009-04-15 03:19:37
        the cheque was sent to Columbia Internet by madjo2009-04-15 04:43:10
Attn: ShadowSystems by Hieraco2009-04-15 00:26:02
  Attn: ShadowSystems by corwin172009-04-15 01:28:39
    Attn: ShadowSystems by Nightwind2009-04-15 01:30:37
      Attn: Shadowsystems by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 01:35:19
        Attn: ShadowSystems by firehawk2009-04-15 01:36:29
          Attn: Shadowsystems by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 01:38:43
            Attn: ShadowSystems by Hieraco2009-04-15 02:15:27
  *snrk* (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-15 00:28:06
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:09:02
  New Q: Bronze is a metal .........? (n/t) by karl-henrik2009-04-15 00:12:58
    alloy. by jaqie2009-04-15 00:26:24
      Prometheus by mtsinot2009-04-15 03:08:43
        infinite. by jaqie2009-04-15 04:54:25
          Well, by mtsinot2009-04-15 06:19:18
            Then again... by Khaar2009-04-15 06:22:08
          *Cruise* Speed by DevSolar2009-04-15 05:46:20
            Watch the first episode. it is said quite clearly by jaqie2009-04-15 05:54:20
      The Prometheus was its name by FNORDer2009-04-15 02:49:36
        Not quite. by jaqie2009-04-15 04:54:52
          The episode mentions traveling *at* 9.9. by Khaar2009-04-15 10:04:47
            The computer gave specs. by mtsinot2009-04-16 02:11:59
          or it could be... by FNORDer2009-04-15 05:34:40
            NO. by jaqie2009-04-15 05:49:14
              These are only canonical by mtsinot2009-04-15 08:44:18
                Reviewed the episode! by mtsinot2009-04-15 13:51:20
              worded exactly: by jaqie2009-04-15 06:05:39
      correct (n/t) by karl-henrik2009-04-15 00:53:39
    Compound by Hieraco2009-04-15 00:22:24
      jessica rabbit, whom else? by jaqie2009-04-15 00:32:28
        I yield to your `more right' answer by Hieraco2009-04-15 02:38:22
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:08:18
  The day I was sworn into the Army. (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-04-15 06:29:27
  when I found out by aprylmae2009-04-15 06:22:27
  February... by flirkann2009-04-15 06:07:36
  A couple of times by davydd2009-04-15 01:31:36
  Watching silly youtube vids by Treehugger2009-04-15 01:02:18
  When I fixed my RAID. (n/t) by Apo2009-04-15 00:50:08
    Hey Apo! {{{Apo}}} by jaqie2009-04-15 00:51:09
  when my X fiance proposed to me... (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-15 00:29:16
  When I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time. by firehawk2009-04-15 00:14:09
    Sorry...guess that wasn't a silly answer. by firehawk2009-04-15 00:14:42
How do you make a computer explode? by Hieraco2009-04-15 00:06:45
  (Shadowrun) Black ICE in action? (/Shadowrun) (n/t) by ripley82009-04-15 13:47:27
  It's teh overclocking! by run.dll2009-04-15 11:59:38
  Was there a CRT? by tut2009-04-15 02:37:10
    Thought about that - not enough heat to char flesh by Hieraco2009-04-15 02:40:54
      True. There would have to be something on his desk by tut2009-04-15 02:55:34
  See Die Hard 4 (n/t) by subbywan2009-04-15 02:34:57
  It could have been sucide by vectorz2009-04-15 01:05:31
    Thanks for the updated news by Hieraco2009-04-15 02:13:42
    Actually, there's another by warpmind2009-04-15 01:36:08
      can't be that by subbywan2009-04-15 02:38:32
        Spontaneous Human Combustion? by run.dll2009-04-15 11:55:50
      seem to have missed that one then (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 01:43:48
  Given the nature of the accident.. by EnzoMatrix2009-04-15 01:00:35
    or a well aimed shot of napalm with a bomb by jaqie2009-04-15 01:02:18
  You have to do some serious case modding ... by RetiQlum22009-04-15 00:51:11
  Gas leak? by vectorz2009-04-15 00:37:16
    No piped gas. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:41:14
      Ok, just an idea. by vectorz2009-04-15 01:06:34
  Someone has been watching too much Die Hard. (n/t) by ErniePi2009-04-15 00:21:39
  Sabotage. by firehawk2009-04-15 00:12:49
    seconded by clystron2009-04-15 00:54:58
    just a bomb, I say. by jaqie2009-04-15 00:22:54
GAH! by firehawk2009-04-15 00:05:45
  *shambles into Firehawk's Klingon Eatery* (n/t) by corwin172009-04-15 01:23:36
    No, that's "qagh". by firehawk2009-04-15 04:01:04
      Not if it was named by humans by corwin172009-04-15 08:11:20
Thanks for fixing the automated posts! (n/t) by ideur2009-04-15 00:02:22
  Yes, thanks mekkanik_mike! by Nea2009-04-15 09:20:40
  No Problemo... by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:06:28
    You got them all back up and running? by klar_at_work2009-04-15 00:25:17
      not all. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 00:44:33
        Rum cabinet is prolly empty. by klar_at_work2009-04-15 02:52:22
          Which begs the question by y2kdragon2009-04-15 05:27:36
            I got a better question : by klar_at_work2009-04-15 05:36:51
              yeah. by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 21:56:05
Translations by Nea2009-04-15 00:00:02
  Comic Haiku/Senryu Redux by madjo2009-04-15 00:40:00
  Dutch / Nederlands TLP by madjo2009-04-15 00:37:23
    Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-04-15 10:56:11
    Door MadJo by madjo2009-04-15 00:37:37
      Overtreffende trap heerst! :-) (n/t) by tony_blues2009-04-15 01:13:41
        het slaat nergens op by madjo2009-04-15 02:42:08
  Deutsch TLP (n/t) by DevSolar2009-04-15 00:07:45
    by DevSolar by DevSolar2009-04-15 00:12:09
    von c3po by c3po2009-04-15 00:11:27
      Schatzamt... by DevSolar2009-04-15 00:13:11
        Nicht wirklich... (n/t) by petrus2009-04-15 11:04:32
        mag ja sein, aber by c3po2009-04-15 00:33:20
          Man kann auch Staatsbank sagen by Christoph2009-04-15 06:05:43
          Das ist ein Comic ... by Christoph2009-04-15 05:40:36
        Ohne jetzt nochmal nachzuschauen. by ErniePi2009-04-15 00:22:57
          staatsknete! (n/t) by Klymer2009-04-15 00:26:39
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-04-15 00:00:01
  And 4 new reasons why to help! by davydd2009-04-15 01:10:54
    Heh. I suggested all of those. (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-15 02:34:31
    I'll make that the first then (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-04-15 02:13:34
  ParisHiltondancedwithSantaClausatthehauntedammusem by Hieraco2009-04-15 00:02:59
    btw typo in the colour? by madjo2009-04-15 04:46:22
      We had a surplus so we shared with the commmunity by Hieraco2009-04-15 05:24:17
    d4 Paris Hilton shows up everywhere by madjo2009-04-15 03:16:46
  ParisHiltondancedwithSantaClausatthehauntedammusem by ideur2009-04-15 00:01:29

 

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