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Cartoon for Mar 26, 2009
Strip for Mar 26, 2009
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"What is this, like a Hannibal Lechter thing?" by taitano2009-03-26 23:01:07
  "Remember girls. . . The eyes are the by taitano2009-03-26 23:08:03
Euler totient by Llyr2009-03-26 22:43:27
  No, there's no known efficient way by archnerd2009-03-26 23:58:43
  I haven't read all of it, but this might help you. by Apo2009-03-26 23:35:52
    So the totient is by Apo2009-03-26 23:40:42
  You know, every time I do something clever... by RetiQlum22009-03-26 22:52:35
    I know what you get. by OddParity2009-03-27 05:32:26
      s/elepahnt/elephant/ (n/t) by OddParity2009-03-27 05:33:28
Attn: firehawk by leejam2009-03-26 22:37:52
Well, good night, I'll try not to flay myself. (n/ (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-26 22:20:50
Don't by the RAM on woot right now! by maximumbob2009-03-26 21:11:43
  Whatsa "woot"? he asked sheepishly (n/t) by Bealz22009-03-26 21:26:18
    I didn't know so I googled it: by RetiQlum22009-03-26 21:37:16
      I believe that he is talking about... by fozzyjay2009-03-26 21:47:55
        The warning wasn't strong enough! by Bealz22009-03-27 00:47:01
        Thanks...I hope (n/t) by Bealz22009-03-26 21:55:27
          It's too late now anyhow. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 21:57:22
      Aha! That lead me try try the obvious... by Bealz22009-03-26 21:44:54
  LOL (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 21:12:48
Law of 3 has visited again! (Help please?) by XndeX2009-03-26 21:05:12
  Do all three` by joecrouse2009-03-27 06:03:52
  Wait, you are complaining about being by Jack_Bauer2009-03-26 22:23:34
  Very simple: by RetiQlum22009-03-26 21:11:25
  take the job and then upgrade if offered. (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 21:07:25
    This is a Bad Idea. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 21:14:01
      Yeah, I constantly run into people by Adiplomat2009-03-26 21:17:28
      uh by jaqie2009-03-26 21:16:09
        They get a reputation too. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 21:18:50
          Yeah.. by DesiredUsername2009-03-26 21:47:22
        Fair is not an option we get. by Adiplomat2009-03-26 21:18:31
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-03-26 21:00:02
scalp itches, face itches, jaw itches, by Adiplomat2009-03-26 20:39:28
  If it were just scalp I would say by Bealz22009-03-26 21:30:25
    No visible skin condition, and it's all over. by Adiplomat2009-03-26 21:32:04
      Some suggestions, hope you feel better! by Bealz22009-03-26 23:08:31
  A shower with moisturizer doesn't by Adiplomat2009-03-26 21:14:49
  The itching and sweats just seem to show up by Adiplomat2009-03-26 20:59:56
    You got that backwards. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 21:06:51
      and the inner city homeless use ambulances by jaqie2009-03-26 21:14:56
  Detoxing? Or did you eat some poison ivy. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:51:29
  Antihistamines? or is it not that kind of itching (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-03-26 20:46:03
  Would a hot shower followed by a good moisturizer by Lab Rat2009-03-26 20:43:41
    Or a bath with epsom salts? (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-03-26 21:01:00
      I can't take baths. I'm 6' and very wide built, by Adiplomat2009-03-26 21:30:09
        another good reason by jaqie2009-03-26 21:32:09
I am sad today by dennismv2009-03-26 20:05:37
  Are you in therapy? by oot2009-03-26 21:53:50
  I keep this in my bookmarks for days I feel down by Bealz22009-03-26 21:38:57
    *waves* me. (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 21:41:24
  The solution to this is clear man by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:18:07
    IIRC that would be going to the wrong places. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 20:57:14
      YUP. Remember most people are stupid by joecrouse2009-03-26 21:02:07
      Better a geek than a nerd. Trust me on that. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-26 21:01:40
    I refuse to be an actor. by jaqie2009-03-26 20:20:49
      Your act my dear is a LOT harder to pull off by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:30:52
        I guess so... by jaqie2009-03-26 20:41:01
          Right long term exposeure to anything is toxic. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:50:41
  ... by jaqie2009-03-26 20:14:02
Stupid rain makes lab rat all hurty, all over by Lab Rat2009-03-26 19:45:55
  Stupid snow makes Hieraco all hurty, all over by Hieraco2009-03-26 23:36:24
    Stupid hockey makes run.dll all hurty, all over by run.dll2009-03-27 12:12:38
  {{{lab_rat}}} by jaqie2009-03-26 19:56:50
    Joins Lab Rat and Jagie in line for pain pills by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:04:11
      I've had good luck with Utram ER. by Lab Rat2009-03-26 20:28:48
        Running OH GOD DONT MAK ME LAUGH by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:33:24
          Of course if you did some running, that would... by RetiQlum22009-03-26 20:50:18
            And if you think I am hairy by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:59:09
            I was 260 when you saw me by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:54:49
          Only non-narcotic pain meds. :-) by Lab Rat2009-03-26 20:41:17
            Bikeing is fun IF i could find a seat that by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:55:37
              Mount a seat from a lawn tractor. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 21:17:25
      Pain. Gotta love it. I won't bother listing mine, by Adiplomat2009-03-26 20:24:18
        Have you tried celebrex? Good stuff. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-03-26 20:42:26
          Can you get it without a scrip? No insurance. (n/t by Adiplomat2009-03-26 21:02:54
            Nope. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-03-26 22:47:43
  cute thing to make you laugh ;) by Garrinka2009-03-26 19:53:41
  This once again confirms my theory that by sgrunt2009-03-26 19:47:18
    Yep. Been that way all my life. (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-03-26 19:58:30
sotm: Lunatic Fringe - Red Rider (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-26 19:44:11
must. control. URGE. TO. KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by AprylMae2009-03-26 19:13:23
  report harassment by jaqie2009-03-26 19:18:59
    its called "harassment by wire"... by Garrinka2009-03-26 19:39:19
    you know what really ticks me off about it all by AprylMae2009-03-26 19:22:46
      I think it was SnArL that once said... by Illiad2009-03-26 19:31:37
        Robin William said it in one of his specials (n/t) by AprylMae2009-03-26 19:39:25
        I heard it as "...not a waterslide!" (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 19:37:27
          I watched a show once by AprylMae2009-03-26 20:04:11
      I try not to think about that by jaqie2009-03-26 19:26:37
        sorry to have brought it up by AprylMae2009-03-26 19:54:43
          {{{aprylmae}}} its ok. by jaqie2009-03-26 20:02:30
        Hey Jagie you can always adopt a Ufie by joecrouse2009-03-26 19:34:38
          awwwww by jaqie2009-03-26 19:39:13
            You're tensile strength??? (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-03-26 19:49:33
              I use TS as an acronym for by jaqie2009-03-26 20:00:52
                Awww, look at that cute little lLibretto. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 20:46:42
                  LOL by jaqie2009-03-26 21:01:27
                    Nah. I'm still trying to give away a 200MHz... by RetiQlum22009-03-26 21:31:41
                      OOH OOH OOH by jaqie2009-03-26 21:37:34
                        E-mail sent, but... by RetiQlum22009-03-26 22:21:59
                          I used to own a pentium 166 MMX by jaqie2009-03-26 22:28:35
                Doh! Now I get it. Keep in mind I have the social by Lab Rat2009-03-26 20:33:22
                  Truly, that's the definition of a geek by Hieraco2009-03-26 23:30:48
                  sok I have about the same social skill level by jaqie2009-03-26 21:02:20
              )-= no funny. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-26 19:52:27
            I can even play act a teenager (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-26 19:45:25
            Dar was hoping for a free ticke out of here. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-26 19:44:22
Attn: ShadowSystems, Firehawk by oot2009-03-26 18:17:29
  Ook! (n/t) by werehatrack2009-03-26 19:08:21
    *offers bananas* (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-26 19:10:14
      *accepts bananas* by werehatrack2009-03-26 19:13:38
        OOK! Oooook! (n/t) by oot2009-03-26 19:22:41
any difference between "student" xp pro & regular? by Garrinka2009-03-26 18:08:50
  k guys thanks for the info... by Garrinka2009-03-26 18:43:24
  licensing. by jaqie2009-03-26 18:14:13
    kk thanks didn't know if the student version... by Garrinka2009-03-26 18:18:49
      also .. could they disable the key.. by Garrinka2009-03-26 18:21:13
        No. by jaqie2009-03-26 18:30:04
        Keys ? We don't need no stinking Keys! by Dad2TZK2009-03-26 18:30:02
          magic jellybean by jaqie2009-03-26 18:31:18
            key is not lost *disk* is :P.. by Garrinka2009-03-26 18:33:25
              well by jaqie2009-03-26 18:36:51
              No worries by Dad2TZK2009-03-26 18:36:33
                thanks hon *hugs* :) by Garrinka2009-03-26 18:41:09
                  always glad to help {{Garrinka}} (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 18:47:23
                    oh GAWD by jaqie2009-03-26 18:48:37
                      I *did* thank you ... in an above post ;) by Garrinka2009-03-26 18:53:04
Terrifying news: by UGuardian2009-03-26 17:56:46
  Oh My... (n/t) by Flirkann2009-03-26 19:21:49
Uh oh, can you say "Darth V"? by SaylorA2009-03-26 17:51:53
  "Darth Five" by vetitice2009-03-26 18:21:34
    LOL!! (n/t) by SaylorA2009-03-26 18:26:32
  I keep wondering if V's going to do a "Kratos" by FNORDer2009-03-26 18:08:23
You too can give the gift of a flying f4 by Freakazoid2009-03-26 17:40:59
  Hmmm...SO could do with one of those right now... by Flirkann2009-03-26 19:30:44
  I need one of those. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 19:22:59
  *hums* by oot2009-03-26 18:26:16
    That really should be brought to political by joecrouse2009-03-26 19:58:02
  Hmmn, now if I gave one of these to someone by FNORDer2009-03-26 17:43:31
A game they could play by trinitylast2009-03-26 17:28:40
off to bed. by confused.brit2009-03-26 16:42:39
  night hon.. good dreams to you :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-26 16:50:04
  gnight (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 16:43:58
  *tosses blanket over c.b* (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-26 16:43:14
    *eats blanket, tosses better one over c.b* (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-26 17:16:21
      You again! by sgrunt2009-03-26 17:20:57
        No, you again! by firehawk2009-03-26 17:23:03
          No, no, you again! by sgrunt2009-03-26 17:56:36
PSA: 4-year-olds + having to take them for a by RedIon2009-03-26 16:32:11
  teach them how to disable by subbywan2009-03-26 16:42:43
    I originally parsed that as "how to disassemble" by SaylorA2009-03-26 18:25:48
    teach them how to circumvent censorship (n/t) by Zoxer2009-03-26 17:48:47
      We here in Australia ALL need to know that. (n/t) by RedIon2009-03-26 18:54:58
        TOR, from EFF (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-26 19:00:52
(Scratching his head, confused & amused...) by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 16:17:24
  You sure it's configured to use Network Manager to by Intrinsic2009-03-26 17:01:43
    Since I don't know how to check... by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 17:16:07
  I would say you aren't the only one confused by jaqie2009-03-26 16:22:35
    I've already tried "MS Troubleshoot Step 1"... by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 16:31:42
      Insert animated Dilbert here... by RedIon2009-03-26 16:37:26
      Try singing while you reboot. by firehawk2009-03-26 16:32:26
        (Flings a Karaoki mic at Firehawk...) by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 16:53:57
    A gigglesnort! *applauds* (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-26 16:28:57
      :P (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 16:33:25
Promising animated movie by shargo2009-03-26 15:24:08
  They've got it all wrong. by FNORDer2009-03-26 18:39:06
    That's Americans for you ... by subbywan2009-03-26 18:41:04
  That's a must see by veran2009-03-26 16:34:50
    Those donkeys are camels ... :P (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-26 16:41:21
      I'm not inoug into animals to tell them apart (n/t) by veran2009-03-26 16:55:37
        Just think of who they're supposed to represent :P (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-26 16:58:22
          The Evil forces of Skeletor? (n/t) by veran2009-03-26 17:22:18
            Nothing so prosaic. by werehatrack2009-03-26 19:12:54
    Photorealistic? Been a long time since you... by Sharku2009-03-26 16:36:04
      Our bunnies are different (n/t) by veran2009-03-26 16:55:02
  Wow by UGuardian2009-03-26 15:27:56
  I'm just baffled about *anime* having by subbywan2009-03-26 15:26:10
I have muscles .. deal with it :P by Garrinka2009-03-26 15:14:12
  You are, to date, the ONLY person that can by SnArL2009-03-26 18:23:42
    thank you *bows* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-26 18:30:42
  {{{{{Garrinka}}}}} by FNORDer2009-03-26 17:59:05
  smile enigmatically and move on. by morenna2009-03-26 16:47:39
    I laughed it off ... "playing along with them" :) by Garrinka2009-03-26 16:49:15
      "playing along" will only encourage more of that by morenna2009-03-26 16:56:07
  Fed up with beeping, diesels, and smell of tar. by McNutcase2009-03-26 15:49:57
    sounds like a good night though hon :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-26 15:57:15
      It's midafternoon. by McNutcase2009-03-26 16:14:13
        well mid afternoon for *you* ;) by Garrinka2009-03-26 16:16:05
  {{{Garrinka}}} by jaqie2009-03-26 15:39:25
    Hey I am a male sexist pig by joecrouse2009-03-26 18:54:24
      So, were her feelings hurt? :+) by Adiplomat2009-03-26 21:21:19
    {{{ jaqie }}} by Garrinka2009-03-26 15:43:41
      THreadjack! Jaqie you have mail via your website. (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-26 16:07:17
        NVM, you seen it already :) (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-26 16:08:42
          gmail notifier for the win :P (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 16:23:15
            :) (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-26 16:33:50
      Rappelling is rather tough.... by shargo2009-03-26 15:57:39
        actually rock climbing is *tougher* ;) by Garrinka2009-03-26 16:03:05
  Crazy glue! by Dad2TZK2009-03-26 15:24:38
    good luck hon :) by Garrinka2009-03-26 15:34:53
Cooking Ufies - I need appliance advice by TechisSO2009-03-26 15:07:35
  food processor - but invest in a good one by Hieraco2009-03-26 23:09:12
  Food processor. by esbita2009-03-26 18:42:33
  Food processor with blender attachment by confused.brit2009-03-26 16:04:00
  Food processor by morenna2009-03-26 15:49:40
  If you use it to "mix" or "chop" things by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 15:19:59
    Suggested reading: Alton Brown's Gear for Your by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 15:23:07
      Local bookstore didn't have it by TechisSO2009-03-26 15:30:28
      Books and Cooking! by TechisSO2009-03-26 15:25:22
  Food processor. by McNutcase2009-03-26 15:12:00
  well it depends by jaqie2009-03-26 15:11:24
    I do a lot of cheese shredding by TechisSO2009-03-26 15:18:35
      yah it would in that case by jaqie2009-03-26 15:20:18
How to earn God karma by keeping your mouth shut.. by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 15:06:52
  Got me. **still snickering** (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-26 20:42:44
  That's hilarious! by jdelphiki2009-03-26 17:42:14
  good one hon :) thanks for sharing :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-26 15:36:24
  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (n/t) by Illiad2009-03-26 15:23:42
  Can barely breathe ... by PeKaJe2009-03-26 15:20:23
  omg ROTFLMAO! by jaqie2009-03-26 15:13:13
  Correction: God karma s/b Good Karma... by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 15:07:55
    I have a feeling in this case its the same thing. by SaylorA2009-03-26 18:31:04
      Oh god I'm still laughing at this. (n/t) by SaylorA2009-03-26 18:33:02
{{{you again}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-26 14:53:20
  {{{me again?}}} by firehawk2009-03-26 16:29:21
That's just sick and wrong! by SnArL2009-03-26 14:50:03
...feeling very wound up. by sgrunt2009-03-26 14:16:14
  {{{ sgrunt }}} by Garrinka2009-03-26 15:17:39
    {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-26 16:10:19
  *Feeds Sgrunt Ipecac syrup to induce by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 14:34:58
    No, you're not getting your brains back. ;-D (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-26 14:45:27
  You Again!!! by KreepyKrawly2009-03-26 14:29:20
    Me again! by sgrunt2009-03-26 14:33:03
      Him again! by firehawk2009-03-26 16:30:03
And isn't it ironic? by Carthax2009-03-26 13:51:37
  In a strange way it seems to balance out by voxwoman2009-03-26 16:20:11
  Seems plain tragic to me. (n/t) by UnFair2009-03-26 15:51:44
  :( (n/t) by Danu2009-03-26 14:06:48
SOTM: by SnArL2009-03-26 13:38:29
  And then there's the Sad Kermit cover: by SnArL2009-03-26 13:50:01
What a mess... (Taxes and the new witholding rate) by Freakazoid2009-03-26 13:32:12
  Blame your company by vdp2009-03-26 15:54:42
    you got things backwards. by Freakazoid2009-03-26 16:30:37
      Correct. Less is getting withheld... by firehawk2009-03-26 16:31:56
so the housemate works in the movies by ick2009-03-26 13:30:19
  folding@home? (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 14:25:17
    WCG, running as a service ;oD (n/t) by intrinsic2009-03-26 14:33:14
  Rootkits (n/t) by UGuardian2009-03-26 13:47:22
    It's Sony. Do they not come included? (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-26 13:51:55
1 cop who *deserves* to lose his job by ag_wyvern2009-03-26 13:23:10
  okay here is what needs to happen by robertltux2009-03-26 14:37:06
    Post his name and home address?! by DesertRat662009-03-26 16:26:11
    Why would he lose his job? He did nothing illegal by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 14:53:38
      I suspect he broke top level policy. by Peace_man2009-03-26 16:08:46
        Not Canada. by subbywan2009-03-26 18:44:46
          There is the problem :-) by Peace_man2009-03-26 19:15:49
            No, no problem. What you describe is by subbywan2009-03-26 19:21:21
  Since it was clear they were trying to get into by SaylorA2009-03-26 14:00:31
    They have procedures for that situation by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 14:46:56
      Actually, I would guess it happens frequently. by ag_wyvern2009-03-26 15:11:58
  *flings poo* by oot2009-03-26 13:59:39
    Flinging whole monkey. (n/t) by perlcat452009-03-26 21:31:38
  I left off the last bit: the MIL died before he by ag_wyvern2009-03-26 13:41:57
    *sniff sniff* what's that I smell? by emlaabs2009-03-26 13:44:18
      Actually I doubt it. by SaylorA2009-03-26 14:07:39
        He could have confiscated the drivers licence by subbywan2009-03-26 14:09:07
          Emotionally I agree with you, logically, by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 14:48:18
            He's been placed on restricted duty by ag_wyvern2009-03-26 15:06:14
            He's been placed on restricted duty by ag_wyvern2009-03-26 15:05:02
              Yes, I agree with the Chief but, if he followed by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 15:13:06
              MODS... this is the duplicate (n/t) by ag_wyvern2009-03-26 15:06:35
I'd be agape if I was an ape by oot2009-03-26 13:11:07
  Someone go follow 'er by basher202009-03-26 14:31:54
  I read that as the Latin Agape by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 13:18:36
    Nonono... If I *was* an ape by oot2009-03-26 13:29:37
      "Grape ape...Grape ape" :-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 13:45:43
I can has sanity naow? rant, wall of text warning by mostlyharmles2009-03-26 12:34:32
  Get yourself a harmonica by UnFair2009-03-26 16:08:11
  trust me hon I understand *hugs*... by Garrinka2009-03-26 15:46:34
  Time to take up yodeling by oot2009-03-26 12:44:36
    I *like* this one. Great suggestion! :-) (n/t) by twixt2009-03-26 14:48:33
    Focus - Hocus Pocus (n/t) by Danu2009-03-26 14:05:56
WTF Moment of the day inside by Carthax2009-03-26 12:21:25
  If they don't fix it, e-mail your boss by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 13:15:20
    If it still stinks tomorrow, I'll make sure my by Carthax2009-03-26 13:37:20
      *evil smile* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 13:48:27
  It's my understanding by Sonri2009-03-26 12:32:18
    My understanding, too... by Carthax2009-03-26 12:37:29
      dump a gallon or two of water in the drains. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-26 19:48:39
  If sewage is so good for clearing sinuses... by Sharku2009-03-26 12:24:08
    Tell him a former sewer worker said by joecrouse2009-03-26 19:47:50
    Oh and bonus points if you make some remark... by Sharku2009-03-26 12:26:33
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the by SnArL2009-03-26 12:14:22
Utah Gov vetoes Jack Thompson's bill by wabbit652009-03-26 11:49:06
  Ugh...I have to disagree with Huntsman's reasoning by jpprater2009-03-26 12:23:36
    FPS can be OK. by werehatrack2009-03-26 19:54:15
    Not to mention the ESRB is a choice anyway. by subbywan2009-03-26 12:35:43
That which has been seen... by DesertRat662009-03-26 11:41:50
  Brain bleach coming right up... by kc5sdy2009-03-26 12:47:42
  There is an excellent lolcats pic for that. :) (n/t) by Concept2009-03-26 11:48:05
Att: Karl-Henrik by Bonzo2009-03-26 11:34:26
Just so you know, I f4ing hate MS by schwing12009-03-26 11:34:06
  Not quite MS restore function is LESS usefull by joecrouse2009-03-26 20:22:52
  First rule of MS Anything: by corwin172009-03-26 13:09:42
    permanent case of the [crt]+S twitch?? (n/t) by robertltux2009-03-26 14:42:57
  Get the restore function pierced? (n/t) by vetitice2009-03-26 13:01:34
A question for non-mathish UFies by Illiad2009-03-26 11:33:44
  Bane? Didn't have one. by jdelphiki2009-03-26 17:48:34
  Erm... non-mathish by confused.brit2009-03-26 16:38:34
  Finite Element Method by intrinsic2009-03-26 14:45:43
  Eigen see why! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-26 14:41:29
  Calculus I and Trig I at the same time! by Adiplomat2009-03-26 14:39:38
  Engineering Math 101. It was a speciallized form by SaylorA2009-03-26 14:16:25
  I never took linnear algebra, but... by RetiQlum22009-03-26 13:16:48
    Different beats are favored by basher202009-03-26 13:50:51
  when I tried to teach myself tensor calculus by voxwoman2009-03-26 13:02:56
  The problem with eigen-thingies: by run.dll2009-03-26 12:41:55
  Not purely math, more like "applied math"... by Sharku2009-03-26 12:41:21
  Discrete Mathmatics by Sonri2009-03-26 12:33:01
    I've seen discrete math described as by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:45:58
  Matrices by TechisSO2009-03-26 12:31:37
  I'm an engineer, does that make me a mathish Ufie? (n/t) by NDwight2009-03-26 11:57:58
    For purposes of this question, I would assume yes. (n/t) by vampire2009-03-26 12:02:11
      I had only 8 quarters of Math, in my curriculum by NDwight2009-03-26 12:15:29
  series and sequences (n/t) by emlaabs2009-03-26 11:52:32
  Just about all of them... by Corvus_One2009-03-26 11:49:08
  When they stopped using numbers and started by subbywan2009-03-26 11:48:05
    Instead of using "x", "y", and "z" by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:55:02
      I used them in one of my basic programs and they by NDwight2009-03-26 11:59:32
        Try them in a slightly acidic program. by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:14:04
          You know you're a geek when... by Sonri2009-03-26 12:35:43
          LoL! (n/t) by NDwight2009-03-26 12:30:50
  Linear Equations by SnArL2009-03-26 11:39:33
  Never made it that far by UGuardian2009-03-26 11:38:39
  Differential Equations by basher202009-03-26 11:36:36
    That class was my favorite! by voxwoman2009-03-26 13:01:21
    That class was my favorite! by SnArL2009-03-26 11:40:28
Poll of the moment: Favorite Trek by UGuardian2009-03-26 11:31:27
  TOS or TNG. by Nath32009-03-26 23:47:29
  Another vote for DS9 (n/t) by Clovis Man2009-03-26 20:13:27
  2nd for DS9 (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-26 18:40:10
  Anything without Rick Berman. (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-26 18:38:50
  TOS/TNG/Voyager/Enterprise/DS9 by Cural2009-03-26 17:32:15
  I grew up with TNG,DS9 and Voyager.. by Jeff_UK2009-03-26 14:57:21
  Deep Space Nine. (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 14:21:07
  Best Trek characters with the sound off? by ag_wyvern2009-03-26 13:35:40
    No, no, no by basher202009-03-26 14:23:02
  the one where kirk gets shot down by ick2009-03-26 13:24:19
  TOS/Voyager/TNG by NeedaNewNick2009-03-26 13:21:27
  DS9 is the only one I can still watch by voxwoman2009-03-26 13:06:28
    My *real* favorite Trek is Babylon 5 (n/t) by voxwoman2009-03-26 13:06:49
      I have to agree with that one. :-) (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-26 14:52:42
  TOS/TNG/Enterprise/Voyager/DS9 by radiowave9112009-03-26 13:05:15
  TNG (n/t) by oot2009-03-26 12:55:02
  TOS then Enterprise, TNG, Voyager, DS9 (n/t) by tallastro2009-03-26 12:50:47
  In order from favorite to least... by kc5sdy2009-03-26 12:28:05
  I enjoyed all of them equally (n/t) by SnArL2009-03-26 12:16:00
  DS9 by Freakazoid2009-03-26 11:56:46
    I'm going to have to go with this one too by PeKaJe2009-03-26 12:09:18
  TNG/DS9/TOS/Enterprise/Voyger (n/t) by emlaabs2009-03-26 11:53:33
  TOS/TNG/Enterprise by hactar the uhhh2009-03-26 11:50:55
  TOS by Illiad2009-03-26 11:38:44
    "I see you managed to get your shirt off." by Danu2009-03-26 14:15:17
    TOS/Enterprise/Voyager by ag_wyvern2009-03-26 11:47:36
  Next generation by basher202009-03-26 11:33:42
ATTN: Leejam! I haz new shineh! =D by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 11:16:33
  cool :) (n/t) by leejam2009-03-26 16:48:59
Hmmm, what should I have for dinner? by SnArL2009-03-26 11:13:06
That's how I thought this will end up. by asiekierka2009-03-26 11:09:07
Well, we did it, we put an offer on an appartment. by abaron2009-03-26 10:57:55
  Strangely enough, I work with a guy by Peace_man2009-03-26 12:10:26
  Are you trying to buy an apartment building? by SaylorA2009-03-26 11:01:40
    Presumably buying an apartment by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:07:22
      I'm in Canada by abaron2009-03-26 11:08:38
    Buy a unit within an apartment building by abaron2009-03-26 11:06:52
      In my neck o the woods we call those condos by imrambi2009-03-26 11:12:12
        Different legal definitions of the same thing by abaron2009-03-26 11:38:35
          My understanding is there are subtle differences by basher202009-03-26 13:38:42
            In this case it's closer to a condominium by abaron2009-03-26 14:09:01
        Only if there is by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:19:39
          The land of prophylactics? by vetitice2009-03-26 11:27:14
  Good luck. by schwing12009-03-26 11:01:09
    Thanks by abaron2009-03-26 11:02:50
Joining the job hunt. by BloodyViking2009-03-26 10:48:18
  As in getting a job, or just interviews? by Adiplomat2009-03-26 15:01:57
  Most of my places found me by Sonri2009-03-26 11:09:41
  No by nobius2009-03-26 11:04:08
  Both of you, why not just put your WANTED by Wordkitty2009-03-26 11:03:03
    Pets kitty, by Dad2TZK2009-03-26 11:22:10
  not yet and I'm getting nervous (n/t) by Dad2TZK2009-03-26 10:56:12
Nice of the office to tell us... by McNutcase2009-03-26 10:39:40
  That stuff happens more often than you think. by corwin172009-03-26 13:15:28
    This is where I live. (n/t) by McNutcase2009-03-26 15:02:40
*startles awake* by themadkansan2009-03-26 10:15:31
Good news! But I still need prayers/good wishes. by Adiplomat2009-03-26 10:10:53
  Awesome :-) (n/t) by oot2009-03-26 18:09:54
  good luck hon *sends vibes and prayers* (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-26 15:40:43
  Break a leg :-) by Peace_man2009-03-26 12:12:56
  Good luck! You will need it. by kc5sdy2009-03-26 11:06:53
  Good luck! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 10:47:54
Bask from the dentist with one big filling and a by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 10:05:38
  I get a crown put on my tooth on Monday by schwing12009-03-26 11:03:35
    I got my crown finished on Tuesday... by MISrobin22009-03-26 11:29:20
    With dentists and such I have found that by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 11:20:50
  $400? Ouch. No insurance? by AndyA2009-03-26 10:34:50
    dental insurance is a joke by Freakazoid2009-03-26 10:39:16
      Indeed. It's only worth it if you are by voxwoman2009-03-26 11:25:39
      My payments to dental insurance pretty much covers by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 10:43:50
  I have to be at the dentist's in less than an hour by voxwoman2009-03-26 10:07:43
    April 1st for me by Freakazoid2009-03-26 10:41:27
    I hope you have someone as good as mine :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 10:10:20
    I was at the dentist's this morning by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 10:08:30
A Klein Bottle Tuque? by run.dll2009-03-26 10:02:50
  If a Klien bottle has zero volume by joecrouse2009-03-26 18:52:20
  ayup. I knitted one years ago. Pretty cool. :-) by morenna2009-03-26 11:36:28
  Those are too cool! (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-03-26 11:04:38
Link to Classifieds discussion at LI UF by UF Town Crier2009-03-26 10:00:03
and, before I get back to chores, by voxwoman2009-03-26 09:52:44
  Where is the LOL font And Comic? by Hieraco2009-03-26 13:13:44
  pfft. the two I use the most aren't listed by emlaabs2009-03-26 11:00:04
    Except that they are. (n/t) by hobbs2009-03-26 11:39:54
  Cool! by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 10:00:04
The Unbelievable Action Film III: by veran2009-03-26 09:52:12
  Impressivly done!! by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 10:39:08
    What part of Jahn Woo parody do you not get? (n/t) by Ston2009-03-26 15:24:07
Quilting UFies! Anyone up for a Round Robin? by voxwoman2009-03-26 09:49:30
  not able to but want to by jaqie2009-03-26 14:17:34
Drunk redneck on a riding lawnmower gets tased by SnArL2009-03-26 09:47:04
  That really looks staged by DesertRat662009-03-26 11:09:43
Attn: ShadowS... errr, UFies: Keyboard problem by joresgump2009-03-26 09:36:12
  ive had this issue by jaqie2009-03-26 14:15:44
  If this is Windows, you may have stickeykeys by twixt2009-03-26 12:43:09
    stickeykeys are disabled by joresgump2009-03-26 13:32:47
      Do you have another keyboard or a different by twixt2009-03-26 14:37:04
  Alcohol, not the type you drink by imrambi2009-03-26 09:38:38
    one for me, one for the keyboard, one for me... by joresgump2009-03-26 11:09:43
    That rules out a lot more alcohol than you think:) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2009-03-26 09:55:27
Grrrr... by oot2009-03-26 09:24:47
  When all else fails by PeKaJe2009-03-26 13:10:31
  Go to the departmental office by Sonri2009-03-26 10:11:01
    I would not want to sit on a chair that had ears (n/t) by voxwoman2009-03-26 13:08:14
      *snerk* (n/t) by ag_wyvern2009-03-26 15:19:43
    Agreed, when I was in grad school, the secretary by SaylorA2009-03-26 10:59:53
  Contact the Dean's office by y2kdragon2009-03-26 09:30:45
  Kidnap his wife! (n/t) by karl-henrik2009-03-26 09:26:49
  Start sleeping outside the office door? :-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 09:25:36
Hmmm, the Chapman Stick is a neat instrument. (n/t) by Snate2009-03-26 09:18:55
  King Crimson (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-26 18:56:08
  You mean the Baliset? (n/t) by vetitice2009-03-26 09:56:43
  I see I'm not the only one who followed more links by RetiQlum22009-03-26 09:55:29
Invoke UFicle: Windows Server Gurus by SaylorA2009-03-26 09:15:39
  Since cost likely will not be an issue by SaylorA2009-03-26 10:42:38
    Hardware seems the same by ImDead2009-03-26 15:59:56
    My suggestions: Stay with 2003 as it is a known by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 14:32:46
  If you work with PowerShell at all... by jpprater2009-03-26 09:45:09
    Our needs are pretty basic by SaylorA2009-03-26 09:50:31
      Server 2003 will do all that by jpprater2009-03-26 09:53:42
        What is Powershell? I've never heard of it. (n/t) by SaylorA2009-03-26 09:55:24
          Sort of a souped up dos window (n/t) by Bealz22009-03-26 09:59:42
            A bit more than that... by jpprater2009-03-26 12:31:20
              Sounds kinda interesting, but I doubt that I need by SaylorA2009-03-26 12:47:56
Mmmmm...the extra habenero was EXACTLY what the by SnArL2009-03-26 08:56:31
  *eats SnArL's salsa* (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-26 08:57:21
    *waits for the smoke* by SnArL2009-03-26 09:01:39
      Has your old boss had any yet? He was the by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 09:59:56
        He's working from home today. :( (n/t) by SnArL2009-03-26 10:01:56
          I hope there is some left by the time he gets by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 10:30:18
            Doesn't that stuff get hotter over time? by Sonri2009-03-26 11:07:52
              Yep, it gets hotter. Considering I have made this by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 11:25:32
Ow Ow Owie Ow OWWWWWWWW! by Rogue19712009-03-26 08:42:19
  eep ow by jaqie2009-03-26 14:07:55
Bash Gurus ? by waveydavey2009-03-26 08:42:15
  ever thought of dirvish by c3po2009-03-26 08:59:43
    Not really appropriate by waveydavey2009-03-26 09:15:26
  No. Bashing guru's is bad. They stop helping! (n/t by subbywan2009-03-26 08:47:50
  Check out logrotate by imrambi2009-03-26 08:47:05
    nearly but not quite by waveydavey2009-03-26 09:14:21
      My solution: by NeedaNewNick2009-03-26 13:52:09
*flops into her bed* by jaqie2009-03-26 08:40:14
<Deleted><Deleted>2009-03-26 08:20:04
  Modded, open comments. by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 08:20:47
    Which this one is, but the URL is also posted openly. by kelli2172009-03-26 09:47:32
      Thanks! by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 09:55:34
Wow. Words cannot describe the geekiness. by Carthax2009-03-26 08:13:28
  Oh that is just too cool!!! by SaylorA2009-03-26 09:59:09
  That was supposed to be a hyperlink. Really. by Carthax2009-03-26 09:29:26
  My niece plays the Harp ! by Cokish2009-03-26 08:57:40
  Very awesome! :D by jpprater2009-03-26 08:53:12
    search "star wars cantina band harp" on Youtube. by JimK2009-03-26 09:00:58
      O.O >.< o.O O.o >.<...T3H 4W50M3!!! by jpprater2009-03-26 09:14:34
      Actually, cantina harp is enough. by Skelwar2009-03-26 09:08:28
  THAT! Is behond COOL! (n/t) by Rogue19712009-03-26 08:19:08
    You mean "way past cool"! by UGuardian2009-03-26 08:25:04
    ZOMG! Pure awesomeness! (n/t) by FNORDer2009-03-26 08:24:02
Replacment torsion bar for my knife showed up by techi8702009-03-26 08:01:22
  What brand and model of knife is it? by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 10:56:27
    The knife I carry every day is a Kershaw by techi8702009-03-26 11:40:53
      I want one of the real style Kukri's from them by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 12:51:01
        Even the Machete version is nice though. (n/t) by techi8702009-03-26 13:43:13
          I am going to check up on the laws around by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 13:51:22
      Here's a video featuring the Kukri that's in my by techi8702009-03-26 11:51:05
  Read that as "torsion bar for my wife" by Rogue19712009-03-26 08:24:21
    Yeah, she's asian... by veran2009-03-26 08:28:01
Photography pop quiz by UF_DPC2009-03-26 07:40:06
  9/10! Woohoo! by Avium2009-03-26 17:28:55
  9/10, the lead in lines question got me. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-26 13:12:41
    Same here (9/10). I really couldn't by NeedaNewNick2009-03-26 13:37:40
  9/10 by MadnessASAP2009-03-26 13:11:49
  8/10 and I dispute their answers. (n/t) by tallastro2009-03-26 11:35:17
  7/10, and it's been a long time for me... (n/t) by Carthax2009-03-26 10:38:09
  9/10 - I would call myself a casual photographer. by spud2009-03-26 10:37:38
  9/10 with no photography skills by Nea2009-03-26 10:00:05
  8/10 I just remember High school Photography (n/t) by Dad2TZK2009-03-26 09:36:38
  7/10: too much camera for too little photographer by joresgump2009-03-26 09:08:04
  10/10 and I'm a lousy photographer. by vetitice2009-03-26 08:59:30
  8/10 (n/t) by Bellator2009-03-26 08:43:47
  10/10. :-| (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-26 08:41:56
  9/10 - I still don't get how two things by maximumbob2009-03-26 08:40:53
    read carefuly by Hieraco2009-03-26 12:56:52
    9/10, same question got me too. (n/t) by grremlins2009-03-26 10:09:16
  9/10 with almost no photography knowledge by Freakazoid2009-03-26 08:36:06
  8/10 - better than I expected (n/t) by emlaabs2009-03-26 08:35:51
  10/10 and it was all guesses by Spisefisken2009-03-26 08:34:33
    And you accidentally the verb. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2009-03-26 08:36:23
      Sorry. I definitely the verb by Spisefisken2009-03-26 11:09:36
      Verbs! Verbs! We don't no stinking verbs! (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-03-26 08:39:58
  9/10 but... by RetiQlum22009-03-26 08:27:59
    read it again. I also got caught on that by Hieraco2009-03-26 08:31:44
      Ah. I blame kitty interference. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 08:39:03
        I'll blame being in a hurry to head to lunch. by BloodyViking2009-03-26 10:27:44
  9/10 (n/t) by BloodyViking2009-03-26 08:21:07
  7/10 - I don't know anything about photography by veran2009-03-26 08:20:48
  /.ed by y2kdragon2009-03-26 08:12:18
  Hey, 8/10, and I'm just a noob. (n/t) by jiteo2009-03-26 08:08:32
  8/10 (n/t) by ick2009-03-26 08:02:52
  6/10. About what I expected too. by kc5sdy2009-03-26 08:02:23
    Same here. 6/10, and for the same reasons :) (n/t) by radiowave9112009-03-26 08:41:40
      6/10, I guessed right sometimes... by Skelwar2009-03-26 08:59:13
  9/10 (n/t) by davydd2009-03-26 07:54:29
  Hmm.. Not sure it is accurate to show knowledge. by maceogan2009-03-26 07:54:16
  8/10 because I'm not as brilliant as you :p (n/t) by voxwoman2009-03-26 07:48:27
    8/10 I guess I'm in the same boat with you. (n/t) by SaylorA2009-03-26 08:04:34
    But you have mad Quilting Skillz by Hieraco2009-03-26 08:03:08
      Threadjack! Voxwoman: What are you working on? by quilting_kitty2009-03-26 08:51:20
        I just finished some things... by voxwoman2009-03-26 09:45:38
Liquid war! by qnoodles2009-03-26 07:20:49
  the lava game (n/t) by veran2009-03-26 07:53:34
  Liquid Metal! by SnArL2009-03-26 07:31:37
UF Philosophy Corner: Ontology by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 07:16:15
  List of all natruarl numbers in numeric order? by vetitice2009-03-26 13:14:24
    Natural numbers, too.... (n/t) by vetitice2009-03-26 13:15:35
  I must go by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 13:07:22
  A (semi-)humorous answer: by Ascag2009-03-26 13:05:47
    Oh, I like it :-) by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 13:06:51
      I just told her... by Ascag2009-03-26 13:10:23
  This is a trickier question than it appears to be. by run.dll2009-03-26 09:50:38
  I think we need to add a key word: by Peace_man2009-03-26 08:57:24
    The universe is everything that physically exists by sotanaht2009-03-26 11:29:49
      to restate my actual answer... by sotanaht2009-03-26 11:34:41
        I disagree with your formulation by basher202009-03-26 12:02:25
          G.U.T. (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-26 12:06:49
        Is there anything by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:38:44
    Does our universe have a beginning? by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 09:03:16
      Yeah, my answer contained some assumptions. by Peace_man2009-03-26 12:33:32
  The question presupposes a fallicy by basher202009-03-26 08:39:12
    Ooh, I like by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 08:46:16
      My personal belief is time has an end by basher202009-03-26 09:05:49
        I once heard an interesting definition of "time" by PeKaJe2009-03-26 10:30:32
          That's a formulation of the great question by basher202009-03-26 11:10:34
            Why wouldn't there be something to happen? by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:19:05
              I wasn't happy with that sentence as I wrote it by basher202009-03-26 11:43:57
                Why does the non-occurrence of an event by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:53:43
                  Not observation. by subbywan2009-03-26 12:05:46
                    You said by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:12:34
                      "Information" has a specific meaning here by basher202009-03-26 14:19:16
                      It need not be the case. by subbywan2009-03-26 12:20:23
                        Oops by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:26:36
                I'd expand on that just a little. by subbywan2009-03-26 11:46:21
                  I would equate observing the results of an event by basher202009-03-26 12:25:46
                    How would you observe something like a thought? by subbywan2009-03-26 12:33:48
                      Those examples are pure neurochemical reactions by PeKaJe2009-03-26 14:16:08
                        Pretty much everything is theoretically possible by subbywan2009-03-26 14:57:57
                          For the purposes stated earlier, that's irrelevant by PeKaJe2009-03-26 15:35:09
                            But they're not *atm*. by subbywan2009-03-26 15:39:21
        If time has an end by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 09:11:28
          Nothing. Everything. Something Else. by basher202009-03-26 09:16:32
  One thing comes to my mind: by Ascag2009-03-26 08:03:44
    Interesting by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 08:19:34
      Thats the weak point, yes. New Idea: by Ascag2009-03-26 09:33:42
        Very Nice by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 09:36:28
          Hawking goes into this in detail by basher202009-03-26 10:26:31
  No. by subbywan2009-03-26 07:46:54
    Where does measuring come into it? by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 07:49:11
      because without a measure, we cannot by subbywan2009-03-26 07:56:55
        How do you define a measure, then? by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 07:59:03
          yes you do. by subbywan2009-03-26 08:01:08
            I can tell whether my computer exists by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 08:15:23
              Looking at it quantifies it. by subbywan2009-03-26 08:43:54
                In what sense is "looking at it" by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 08:48:59
                  Not the best of definitions for "Quantify"... by jdelphiki2009-03-26 11:08:50
                    I'm not seeing that by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:12:55
                      Because you know the beginning and end of it. by jdelphiki2009-03-26 17:55:03
                  Quantum mechanics by jdelphiki2009-03-26 10:28:40
                    Where is the quantity? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 10:36:16
                      The quantity is what is being measured. by jdelphiki2009-03-26 10:55:16
                        I don't follow (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:01:11
                  All of them. by subbywan2009-03-26 08:52:37
                    None of them by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 08:59:04
                      You already *believe* there's a computer by subbywan2009-03-26 09:12:37
                        I don't necessarily believe there's a computer by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 09:19:51
                          Yes, you are. by subbywan2009-03-26 09:26:28
                            Hmm. I see what you mean. by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 09:31:30
                              Doesn't work for this reason: by subbywan2009-03-26 09:35:57
                                Hmm. Okay by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 09:40:29
                                Which goes back to my earlier answer of by subbywan2009-03-26 09:43:53
                                I still disagree that by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 09:45:40
                                How can it not? (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-26 10:02:39
                                Doesn't one have to say to oneself by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 10:09:57
                                I'd say no. by subbywan2009-03-26 10:16:29
                                I don't think that's necessarily the case by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 10:35:31
                                I think you're considering only conscious thought by subbywan2009-03-26 10:43:02
                                What leads you to suggest that? by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 10:48:33
                                As you stated it, you can't. by subbywan2009-03-26 10:55:27
                                It may be possible to quantify unconsciously by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:05:57
                                think about describing a scene: by subbywan2009-03-26 11:11:32
                                Sure by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:18:11
                                Sorry to jump in but... by tallastro2009-03-26 12:41:33
                                If I notice something by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:44:13
                                But in order to draw that conclusion by subbywan2009-03-26 12:47:56
                                Yes, but as I understand "quantification" by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:52:59
                                perhaps you misunderstand "quantification"? :D by subbywan2009-03-26 12:58:44
                                see my clarification? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 13:01:01
                                To clarify by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:56:33
                                There's definitely quantification there. by subbywan2009-03-26 11:22:52
                                Again, by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:29:51
                                Ok, lets drop "the" completely then ... just "sun" by subbywan2009-03-26 11:38:30
                                Why are you introducing the word "range"? by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 11:51:09
                                Because "range" indicates non-specific quantity. by subbywan2009-03-26 12:00:30
                                We *can* assign some quantification by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:11:09
                                Intent is something else completely. by subbywan2009-03-26 12:18:00
                                What I had in mind to say by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:25:18
                                yes and no. by subbywan2009-03-26 12:30:27
                                I'd say by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:42:25
                                I'd agree that's a separate item. The application by subbywan2009-03-26 12:46:22
                                Except that you just mentioned it's blue :-P by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 12:51:39
                                It is. But it need not be consciously recognized. by subbywan2009-03-26 12:57:09
                                They've noticed that the car was blue by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 13:00:14
                                Was the noticing conscious? by subbywan2009-03-26 13:08:46
      Negative definition: by FNORDer2009-03-26 07:53:31
        We're philosophically speaking here by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 07:58:13
        and that probably makes sense to nobody but me... by FNORDer2009-03-26 07:56:57
Bwahahahahahaha by davydd2009-03-26 06:53:51
  so weld a few magnesium crosses to it?? by robertltux2009-03-26 11:17:25
    Or perhaps perform an exorcism by davydd2009-03-26 12:37:32
  oooooooooooooohhh, Big Red Button by SaylorA2009-03-26 08:06:44
    You mean... by jpprater2009-03-26 09:17:20
      I cliked until it told me about finding the by SaylorA2009-03-26 09:44:18
  ??? I'm not getting it (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 07:04:10
    They meant to write by davydd2009-03-26 07:08:35
      would that mean by basher202009-03-26 07:14:18
        Probably yes... by davydd2009-03-26 07:15:28
    Catholic instead of cathodic by basher202009-03-26 07:07:12
    here by jaqie2009-03-26 07:06:39
      They are called zincs (for the material they are) by joecrouse2009-03-26 19:41:58
      Ah, okay by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 07:09:58
        Which offcourse might work too.. =) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2009-03-26 07:54:47
  You know the story of the old monk .... by aix tom2009-03-26 07:02:35
    ROTFLMAO! (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 07:04:04
      IDGI! (n/t) by Skelwar2009-03-26 11:10:53
        spoiler by Snate2009-03-26 11:43:37
UFicle: Healthcare Communications by oedlan2009-03-26 06:48:42
  various fun issues by robertltux2009-03-26 07:41:37
  I'm an expert. by Peace_man2009-03-26 06:51:29
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-03-26 06:36:42
ATTN: jaqie by aprylmae2009-03-26 06:25:23
  Welcome back jaqie! (n/t) by vetitice2009-03-26 08:28:04
    thanks! (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 08:33:25
  {{{jaqie}}} Welcome back!! by spud2009-03-26 07:46:30
    well by jaqie2009-03-26 07:54:08
      I'm glad to hear that you are making progress. by spud2009-03-26 10:20:29
  {{{{{Jaqie}}}}} by FNORDer2009-03-26 07:24:19
    thanks, I guess by jaqie2009-03-26 07:27:32
      In my experience... by FNORDer2009-03-26 07:31:20
        *is surprised that FNORDer by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 07:32:40
          Thankyou for the compliment. :-P (n/t) by FNORDer2009-03-26 07:33:57
  Welcome back, jaqie. :) by EnzoMatrix2009-03-26 06:33:56
    thank you! by jaqie2009-03-26 06:37:37
  thank you very much by jaqie2009-03-26 06:27:50
    {{{jaqie}}} by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 06:38:07
      that's the part that made me cry a bit by aprylmae2009-03-26 06:41:20
        sorry you two... by jaqie2009-03-26 06:43:18
          jaqie email me please by robertltux2009-03-26 09:06:57
            Done :) by jaqie2009-03-26 14:03:23
          no need to apologize by aprylmae2009-03-26 06:52:31
I can't seriously believe by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 05:56:52
  I'm surprised that you're surprised. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 08:52:09
    I think it's hard sometimes for people who have by twixt2009-03-26 13:45:42
  That's not scary. by jaqie2009-03-26 06:10:43
    blocked at work by aprylmae2009-03-26 06:39:15
    Eish! by FNORDer2009-03-26 06:32:57
    sorry I didnt realize most may not know by jaqie2009-03-26 06:26:50
      DSM-3 used to list homosexuality as a disease by jayfarm2009-03-26 10:46:39
      He seems to be very concerned about by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 06:28:59
        exactly why he is so terrifying (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 06:29:31
          Curiously: by FNORDer2009-03-26 06:36:52
            flabergastment I would suppose. by jaqie2009-03-26 06:41:05
  I can. Sadly. by FNORDer2009-03-26 06:09:43
    Addendum: by FNORDer2009-03-26 06:12:39
      I think that's part of the argument by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 06:16:50
        the very unfortunate thing by aprylmae2009-03-26 06:31:08
          I have a friend who is slowly going through by FNORDer2009-03-26 06:55:44
            I honestly don't know by aprylmae2009-03-26 07:06:33
              Ever seen "F4ing Ĺmĺl"? by Sharku2009-03-26 08:14:29
              {{{{aprylmae}}}} by jaqie2009-03-26 07:08:50
            a few things by jaqie2009-03-26 07:01:56
              Duly noted. by FNORDer2009-03-26 07:10:05
  I read an article the other day by aprylmae2009-03-26 06:03:45
    Oh it'll cure them all right <sarcasm> by DesertRat662009-03-26 07:21:42
      "curing the disease by killing the patient" by jaqie2009-03-26 07:24:08
        There's a disease all right by DesertRat662009-03-26 07:48:09
    That's disgusting (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 06:05:57
      very by aprylmae2009-03-26 06:10:56
        South Africa is scary, PERIOD. by FNORDer2009-03-26 06:49:29
  Obviously, it's really working. by leejam2009-03-26 06:00:58
    *Dances raindance* by veran2009-03-26 08:23:25
  I can by y2kdragon2009-03-26 05:59:58
    They don't just believe it's "curable" by DesertRat662009-03-26 07:34:06
Hey Bucket! by FNORDer2009-03-26 05:33:13
  Hmmm... I wonder what FNORDer's been reading... (n/t) by Nessalc2009-03-26 05:57:29
    Could it be P'Terry? (n/t) by oedlan2009-03-26 05:59:42
    Actually I read Maskerade about 4 years ago. by FNORDer2009-03-26 05:59:36
      incidentally that one is next on my stack by madjo2009-03-26 06:26:05
  *drops chandelier on FNORDer* (n/t) by werehatrack2009-03-26 05:43:50
    YOU AGAIN! by FNORDer2009-03-26 05:49:16
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-03-26 05:30:02
From a Danish newssite (translated) of course by Spisefisken2009-03-26 05:17:46
  s/warehouse/department store/ by pas512009-03-26 08:34:31
    It said "varehus" in danish by Spisefisken2009-03-26 11:10:52
  That is only nine things. by karl-henrik2009-03-26 05:46:19
    It is ten by Spisefisken2009-03-26 05:51:52
    St Pancras is a train station by sazzer2009-03-26 05:49:25
  Here's a list of 5 things that are weird. by Jeff_UK2009-03-26 05:40:57
a hybrid of risky mortgage loans by voxwoman2009-03-26 04:42:18
sort of OT by voxwoman2009-03-26 04:23:33
  *snickers* by jaqie2009-03-26 04:30:44
    We like by MatthewDBA2009-03-26 06:20:39
      I love them by aprylmae2009-03-26 06:36:48
(OT) Doesn't that violate the initial (implied) by Arachnid2009-03-26 04:08:48
  Bejeweled, the MMO by y2kdragon2009-03-26 04:10:40
    There was something along those lines a while back by Arachnid2009-03-26 04:13:44
      Puzzle quest? by PSYCHOI3OY2009-03-26 04:16:13
        puzzle quest galactrix is awesome! by FNORDer2009-03-26 05:34:42
        Yes to all by y2kdragon2009-03-26 04:54:56
          I was actually working on something like that by Arachnid2009-03-26 10:59:02
        Sounds right. (n/t) by Arachnid2009-03-26 04:26:08
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-03-26 04:00:02
  Games this weekend! by shargo2009-03-26 05:42:52
Me again! by firehawk2009-03-26 03:27:38
  Dude, seriously by y2kdragon2009-03-26 04:10:18
    *eats firehawks meds* by voxwoman2009-03-26 04:24:16
      *puts Psychology diploma up on wall* by y2kdragon2009-03-26 04:56:13
        *eats psychology diploma* by devinull2009-03-26 05:20:29
          *tacks devinull on the wall* by y2kdragon2009-03-26 05:58:38
            But how are they going to see your diploma? by twixt2009-03-26 13:54:29
Attn: Leejam by shargo2009-03-26 03:23:07
  Ditto that.... by mekkanik_mike2009-03-26 03:39:18
    Thanks guys. by leejam2009-03-26 05:10:23
Winter storm warning canceled. Now it's a blizzard by PSYCHOI3OY2009-03-26 03:17:25
  Amarillo Globe News reports by Clovis Man2009-03-26 16:08:55
    Follow-up - Amarillo late news by Clovis Man2009-03-26 20:28:24
  snow snow snow lalalala by windrose2009-03-26 08:28:32
  Winter is Coming! by oedlan2009-03-26 03:55:35
    Someday..... by crashin2009-03-26 05:18:35
  In the time that took to post, it's now flurries by PSYCHOI3OY2009-03-26 03:19:28
    It ain't just flurries anymore. by PSYCHOI3OY2009-03-26 03:24:43
      well hey you by jaqie2009-03-26 03:52:26
        It's still running strong. by PSYCHOI3OY2009-03-26 03:55:04
          ahh ok. by jaqie2009-03-26 03:56:16
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by vectorz2009-03-26 03:03:42
  That's funny. by Nea2009-03-26 09:47:10
    Good morning by Afterburner2009-03-26 10:18:15
      Heh, by Nea2009-03-26 10:49:42
        Ah, that could be a problem by Afterburner2009-03-26 12:01:43
          I'm not, but for all I know she may be. by Nea2009-03-26 12:36:07
  It just tastes better when Treehugger pours. (n/t) by vampire2009-03-26 06:54:33
  *leads all the ladies in, sets the Raptor's alarm* by firehawk2009-03-26 03:15:46
    Qui-Gon? by aprylmae2009-03-26 05:50:22
      *watches Jayne and Kaylee walk in* (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-26 16:25:47
Freakazoid - re: the passworded HDD... by JimK2009-03-26 02:17:31
  If it has really important data on it, *and* you by ttlogic2009-03-26 03:07:02
    <Deleted><Deleted>2009-03-26 03:56:10
      Mod'd: M-m-m-m-m-m-m-multipost! by Tyop2009-03-26 03:56:58
        LOL by jaqie2009-03-26 03:59:34
          You are not the first and unlikely the last.... by shargo2009-03-26 04:09:54
            thanks! by jaqie2009-03-26 04:13:00
    <Deleted><Deleted>2009-03-26 03:47:55
    <Deleted><Deleted>2009-03-26 03:47:20
    <Deleted><Deleted>2009-03-26 03:42:02
    some also store such data on by jaqie2009-03-26 03:11:27
      Mods! M-m-m-multipost. by firehawk2009-03-26 03:18:44
        BTW, it will take 5-10 mins for the post to post. by firehawk2009-03-26 03:22:17
          As I said below by jaqie2009-03-26 03:23:02
            ATTN: Myke, mekkanik_mike, ARS experts by firehawk2009-03-26 03:25:22
              Dunno. Havent had it happen to me though. by mekkanik_mike2009-03-26 03:38:09
                Lots of redundancy? by oedlan2009-03-26 03:57:09
                  Actually no... by mekkanik_mike2009-03-26 08:18:35
              it's jaQie by jaqie2009-03-26 03:29:30
                Sorry! On both counts. :) by firehawk2009-03-26 16:28:27
                oh, PS, I'm she not he :) (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 03:42:16
                  ZOMG! It's a grrrrl here! by Hieraco2009-03-26 03:57:22
                    I know :) by jaqie2009-03-26 04:01:21
                      That would be the bubble wrap? :) (n/t) by NDwight2009-03-26 05:28:42
                        LOL! (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 05:30:26
        but that's just it by jaqie2009-03-26 03:21:31
          I don't think it's Win7...I'm running it too. :) by firehawk2009-03-26 03:23:27
            Yep. by jaqie2009-03-26 03:26:58
              7057? That's not exactly the official beta. ;) by firehawk2009-03-26 03:29:14
                It's the RC by jaqie2009-03-26 03:30:25
                  Ah, cool. by firehawk2009-03-26 17:15:49
          not as long as youve been here though it seems... (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 03:22:25
      O.O omg im sorry :( mods? (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 03:17:53
        No big...see my method above in my "m0ds!" post. (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-26 03:19:06
  Quick test...disconnect the drive... by firehawk2009-03-26 02:24:46
    in reality it could be BOTH *shivers* (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 02:27:00
      Could be. But that's a simple test. by firehawk2009-03-26 02:58:23
  actually, no... by jaqie2009-03-26 02:23:38
    I believe you are incorrect. There is another by vampire2009-03-26 09:40:23
Bejeweled... Ironic by jaqie2009-03-26 02:08:37
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-03-26 01:57:01
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2009-03-26 01:30:01
  Sorry for the late posting, I was out getting fit. by FNORDer2009-03-26 05:30:27
Attn: ShadowSystems by Hieraco2009-03-26 01:15:46
  Attn: Shadow Systems: by RetiQlum22009-03-26 01:20:14
    Attn: Shadowsystems by KreepyKrawly2009-03-26 01:33:22
      Attn: Shadowsystems by Abig Rock2009-03-26 01:35:24
        Attn: Shadowsystems by mekkanik_mike2009-03-26 01:47:42
          Attn: Shadowsystems by mekkanik_mike2009-03-26 01:47:58
            Attn: Shadowsystems by oedlan2009-03-26 01:59:33
              Attn: ShadowSystems by firehawk2009-03-26 02:20:15
                Attn: ShadowSystems by vectorz2009-03-26 02:28:54
                  Attn: ShadowSystems by NemoHac2009-03-26 02:42:41
                    Attn: ShadowSystems by firehawk2009-03-26 02:57:45
                      Attn: ShadowSystem by Rogue19712009-03-26 04:10:12
                        Attn; ShadowSystems by wabbit652009-03-26 09:45:59
                        Attn: ShadowSystem by devinull2009-03-26 05:26:06
                          ATTN: ShadowSystems by FNORDer2009-03-26 05:35:48
                            Attn: ShadowSystems by leejam2009-03-26 05:52:10
                              Nope, but today's mail won't be in until noon~... by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 08:08:25
                              Attn: ShadowSystems by chanceslost2009-03-26 06:04:29
                                Attn: ShadowSystems by SaylorA2009-03-26 06:48:47
                                I detached a few & teleported 'em to him... by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 08:11:05
                                Attn: ShadowSystems.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (n/t) by SaylorA2009-03-26 10:01:24
                          Attn: ShadowSystems by NemoHac2009-03-26 05:35:15
                            No, it isn't... =( by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 05:44:05
                              Attn: ShadowSystems by shargo2009-03-26 05:46:34
                                *My Post* triggered Mercury... by ShadowSystems2009-03-26 08:04:13
                                Sounds like you should send a mail to by shargo2009-03-26 08:36:58
                                Attn: Shadowsystems by hactar the uhhh2009-03-26 05:48:57
                                Attn: Shadowsystems again! by joresgump2009-03-26 06:54:08
                            Attn: Shadowsystems by werehatrack2009-03-26 05:42:22
                          Pickled banannas! by jaqie2009-03-26 05:28:00
*lands Raptor next to where Illiways will appear* by firehawk2009-03-26 01:03:41
  You forgot by wabbit652009-03-26 09:42:39
  How about Leela for us old schoolers by basher202009-03-26 06:09:10
  ...you pinged me? (n/t) by UmbralRaptor2009-03-26 01:22:51
    Just preemptively ate your brains. by firehawk2009-03-26 02:16:34
  And the Doctor's 'daughter' too? by madjo2009-03-26 01:16:45
    Oh yeah! Forgot about her! by firehawk2009-03-26 02:17:04
    Cool! I did not know that. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-03-26 01:19:19
  Is Sarah Jane the fifth? by RetiQlum22009-03-26 01:14:11
    There are actually more than five... by LJENS2009-03-26 02:41:37
      That's why I said "modern" Doctor. by firehawk2009-03-26 02:58:50
        ops, sorry, overread the "modern" (n/t) by LJENS2009-03-26 03:18:21
          It's all good. I miss words all the time. :) by firehawk2009-03-26 03:20:29
    The five are... by firehawk2009-03-26 02:18:39
    Rose's baggage? by madjo2009-03-26 02:01:13
      Absolutely correct. by firehawk2009-03-26 02:19:20
      Yeah, apparently I can't count at this hour. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-03-26 02:11:30
    Oh, and you are thinking of Dr. River Song. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-03-26 01:15:00
      "You're not, you're not archaeologists, are you?" by intrinsic2009-03-26 01:56:44
  Ooooookay... *Wacky Thursday* by oedlan2009-03-26 01:11:06
  *Brings Sally Sparrow along too* by aix tom2009-03-26 01:07:31
    mmmm Sally Sparrow :) by madjo2009-03-26 01:13:20
Wow .... nice score by Wordkitty2009-03-26 00:35:16
I was looking for something else and came across.. by RetiQlum22009-03-26 00:34:51
  Oooh, shiny by y2kdragon2009-03-26 04:07:00
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-03-26 00:25:45
  42 (n/t) by todAnthony2009-03-26 17:35:38
  What do you get when you... by RetiQlum22009-03-26 01:32:21
    ...cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? (n/t) by pas512009-03-26 04:38:32
      Can't cross a scaler (n/t) by basher202009-03-26 06:01:56
    Heavy Yellow! (n/t) by oedlan2009-03-26 02:07:29
      Well, if you ask a silly question, you get a... by RetiQlum22009-03-26 02:12:59
  I'm guessing that it is this by Hieraco2009-03-26 01:27:32
  Where exactly is the moose? Sgrunt! Stop that! (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-26 00:58:44
  This? by oedlan2009-03-26 00:45:42
  This by vectorz2009-03-26 00:42:10
    Aha! by y2kdragon2009-03-26 04:00:44
  That's easy! by FNORDer2009-03-26 00:26:43
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-03-26 00:22:48
  calcite by karl-henrik2009-03-26 01:58:17
    that sounds very much like a QI question by madjo2009-03-26 02:03:37
      I'll go with a new question perhaps? by karl-henrik2009-03-26 02:18:14
        salt by voxwoman2009-03-26 03:58:01
          Hugh Laurie. by kelli2172009-03-26 10:14:49
            1? They were both on "Saturday Night Live" by voxwoman2009-03-26 12:46:33
          Hugh Laurie. by Sharku2009-03-26 09:49:20
            Bromine. by kelli2172009-03-26 11:26:38
            I will accept that by voxwoman2009-03-26 10:06:51
          Correct. by karl-henrik2009-03-26 05:41:11
      QI? (IDGI) (n/t) by karl-henrik2009-03-26 02:04:43
        QI is a quiz on the BBC by madjo2009-03-26 03:05:05
and now bed.. for the second time :P by Garrinka2009-03-26 00:19:18
"Where's Maikos?" by oedlan2009-03-26 00:15:26
  On an island on the south pacific. (n/t) by Parker2009-03-26 01:14:08
ATTN Peace Man : About your rethorical by Klaranth2009-03-26 00:13:47
Blood party is? by FNORDer2009-03-26 00:09:27
  Blood party is: by oedlan2009-03-26 00:10:38
    Or a vampire one. (n/t) by raptor_872009-03-26 01:21:48
    In Soviet bloodbank, blood parties you! by firehawk2009-03-26 01:00:27
      "In Soviet Russia, party bleeds you." by Sharku2009-03-26 09:12:36
      In Soviet Union, the party always makes sense (n/t) by veran2009-03-26 08:34:37
    Hmmn... makes me wonder... by FNORDer2009-03-26 00:11:29
      and are they hosted in crypts? (n/t) by Hieraco2009-03-26 01:07:30
      I wish .. :P its getting to be a problem here.. by Garrinka2009-03-26 00:16:00
        tell me about it... by mekkanik_mike2009-03-26 00:37:33
          I have a GPS now by y2kdragon2009-03-26 03:50:04
      I don't know by oedlan2009-03-26 00:14:39
Spiderman saves the day for autistic boy :) by Garrinka2009-03-26 00:05:50
  Proof by y2kdragon2009-03-26 03:47:23
  Heh. My autistic son loves spiderman, too. (n/t) by leejam2009-03-26 00:08:51
    TJ: Hows's your kid? by mekkanik_mike2009-03-26 00:38:30
      At the moment, in hospital overnight. by leejam2009-03-26 00:40:00
    I've known several people with autisitc kids.. by Garrinka2009-03-26 00:11:20
      I liked it too... (yeah guess Im back) by jaqie2009-03-26 02:03:09
        You're not alone. I have a touch of that. by firehawk2009-03-26 02:23:44
          Lots of UFies do. by raptor_872009-03-26 12:57:33
          I've begun to wonder about it by aprylmae2009-03-26 05:40:15
            And I'm c.b as referenced above. by confused.brit2009-03-26 15:06:11
              YGM (n/t) by jaqie2009-03-26 15:41:59
          I'm pretty low functioning by jaqie2009-03-26 02:25:50
            I'll read in detail later...honestly, I'm way too by firehawk2009-03-26 03:00:22
Anders Loves Maria is even less worksafe by oedlan2009-03-26 00:04:26
Translations by Nea2009-03-26 00:01:01
  Comic Haiku/Senryu Redux by madjo2009-03-26 01:10:29
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by madjo2009-03-26 01:07:49
    Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-03-26 02:59:42
    Door MadJo by madjo2009-03-26 01:08:10
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-03-26 00:00:01
  AnApplePiepumpeduphimorherselfvindictively by Hieraco2009-03-26 00:01:12
    Ooooooo...a food one... by firehawk2009-03-26 01:05:54

 

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