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Cartoon for Mar 23, 2009
Strip for Mar 23, 2009
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I went to a club by dennismv2009-03-23 22:58:15
  I would have counter-offered with some base. by rorajoey2009-03-23 23:26:47
    base? you mean blasting your speakers so loud... by Garrinka2009-03-23 23:28:45
      No. The fish. (n/t) by run.dll2009-03-24 09:29:36
Where can I find a DC motor online? by MadnessASAP2009-03-23 22:47:57
  Digikey? Mouser? McMaster Carr? by DesiredUsername2009-03-23 23:39:27
Is 11min26sec to solve an "Easy" Sudoku puzzle by toysbfun2009-03-23 22:19:40
  2min less on this one (n/t) by toysbfun2009-03-24 17:08:15
  Are you just starting out? by DesiredUsername2009-03-23 22:33:00
Last week's Rob and Elliot was great! by ag_wyvern2009-03-23 22:16:47
It was twenty years ago today, by maximumbob2009-03-23 21:27:19
  A bit over two years ago, one could have said: by hobbs2009-03-23 22:46:25
  Ah, we shall never forget ol' Joe Hazelnut... (n/t) by Divide By Zero2009-03-23 22:12:57
TTGTBT by radiowave9112009-03-23 21:14:18
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-03-23 21:00:01
A limit on how much money you can deposit in a by radiowave9112009-03-23 20:27:47
  a bank? icky. personally, I say to find a good by Freakazoid2009-03-23 20:50:38
  Can you get checks made out to the council? by da-gimp2009-03-23 20:50:01
  Your bank is (OK, I'm gonna say it) retarded. by kahuana2009-03-23 20:47:35
  Not uncommon. by werehatrack2009-03-23 20:39:32
  My guess is it's to stop terrists. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-03-23 20:37:49
  Time to look for a new bank, perhaps by NeedaNewNick2009-03-23 20:37:29
    I have no say in the matter, unfortunately by radiowave9112009-03-23 20:50:16
      Those "fees" shouldn't be seen as carved in stone. by kahuana2009-03-23 20:54:06
        Hmmm...now there's a thought :) by radiowave9112009-03-23 21:13:02
          Oooh, trial by media by PeKaJe2009-03-23 23:45:27
  Tax reasons? by dodrian2009-03-23 20:34:32
any AK ufies?? by robertltux2009-03-23 19:35:51
  toxin is one.. I think he is more up north by Garrinka2009-03-23 23:31:02
  My father has been emailing me all night by thread_killer2009-03-23 21:42:33
    So I just asked him by thread_killer2009-03-23 21:54:49
  Representing Anchorage by Divide By Zero2009-03-23 19:52:00
X( *grabs nearest railroad tie* *tosses it through by taitano2009-03-23 19:29:10
  {{{ taitano }}} by Garrinka2009-03-23 23:37:35
  I have to ask... what is 'BW'? by ag_wyvern2009-03-23 20:22:40
    Boater's World IIRC (n/t) by Snate2009-03-23 21:24:57
  *eats the liquidators and bank executives* (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-23 19:33:23
Colbert for the (ISS) win \o/ by wabbit652009-03-23 18:36:15
  What happened to Dustpuppy? (n/t) by RedIon2009-03-23 18:44:31
  WOOHOO! \o/ But what will they pick? by firehawk2009-03-23 18:40:24
    Oh, they'll name the Module "Serenity"... by ShadowSystems2009-03-23 18:41:47
      He'd probably be happy with that. by firehawk2009-03-23 18:44:27
Gah, blinking add of death! attn:Illiad,Smilingman by jayfarm2009-03-23 18:29:36
  *fire subtractor beam* by ag_wyvern2009-03-23 19:02:00
TETGTBT :P ;) yawwwwwwwwwnnn by Garrinka2009-03-23 17:54:52
  *tosses blanket over Garrinka* by sgrunt2009-03-23 18:34:46
I can haz Dermabond ? (AKA Crazy glue) by Dad2TZK2009-03-23 17:37:31
  Pretty sure LabRat's used crazy glue for that befo by Intrinsic2009-03-23 19:32:07
    I know I have. (n/t) by McNutcase2009-03-23 20:10:04
      Yes, I do. Keep in it my briefcase/computer bag by Lab Rat2009-03-23 20:30:34
        Is the pill bottle sufficient to keep it from by kahuana2009-03-23 21:03:42
        lab rat + super glue? ...o_O... (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-23 20:34:09
Halp? by sonja2009-03-23 17:35:53
  "512K of RAM" by PSYCHOI3OY2009-03-23 23:12:08
  Yeah, need to know a lot more. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 17:54:42
  Quantify/detail 'slow', please. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-03-23 17:37:12
Attn: Nea by Cural2009-03-23 17:33:25
  I don't know for sure. by Nea2009-03-23 19:41:57
What is your BrainSex? by run.dll2009-03-23 17:30:35
  4/20. Index fingers & ring fingers by rorajoey2009-03-23 23:50:33
  5/20 (male) by NeedaNewNick2009-03-23 20:45:57
  6/20 RH male LH female. I'm a guy. (n/t) by SaylorA2009-03-23 20:38:15
  male, scored 8/20, finger pattern fits male by Twitchh2009-03-23 19:38:03
    Only geek points. Let's say +10 :) (n/t) by run.dll2009-03-23 20:01:30
  10. Got a mix of each. by bimkins2009-03-23 18:39:22
  8/20, but could be a 7/20 if I answer question 12 by Cural2009-03-23 18:34:25
  7/20 here by Intrinsic2009-03-23 18:20:26
    Oh and both my ring fingers are longer than my ind by Intrinsic2009-03-23 20:59:21
    I find the lack of definitive answers disturbing by veran2009-03-23 18:35:52
  ...13/20. o_O (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-23 18:19:46
  7/20 by veran2009-03-23 18:15:36
  11/20, hands show female pattern. by UGuardian2009-03-23 17:45:23
Fish are friends, not food by TechisSO2009-03-23 16:45:27
  Uh fish is my second favorite food after sirloin by vampire2009-03-23 19:09:56
    Oddly enough... by TechisSO2009-03-23 20:57:27
  *drops a metaphysical buffalo on TechisSO* by firehawk2009-03-23 18:24:48
  Fish are not friends. by kahuana2009-03-23 17:23:41
    Our last one did by TechisSO2009-03-23 20:54:22
  Yah, I'm not a fan of fish (n/t) by Intrinsic2009-03-23 17:08:40
  People feel sorry for the dolphins who are trapped by toysbfun2009-03-23 16:58:10
    :P by NemoHac2009-03-23 17:13:01
      Appeal to nature. by toysbfun2009-03-23 17:44:31
      You just say that because your name is "nemo" (n/t by subbywan2009-03-23 17:16:13
        Ah, but Nemo was a fish, not a mammal. by kahuana2009-03-23 17:19:21
          Or he's a hac'd fish that can live on land! (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-23 17:19:55
    Dolphins are mammals, by run.dll2009-03-23 17:02:35
      Deer aren't endangered, though. by themadkansan2009-03-23 17:08:27
        the wild turkeys are running ;) by Garrinka2009-03-23 17:19:03
          Wild turkey are generally by themadkansan2009-03-23 17:23:25
            LOL then what are the turkey hunters.. by Garrinka2009-03-23 17:25:55
              Must've mistaken turkey for grouse. by kahuana2009-03-23 17:29:03
              I've seen up to 30 turkeys wandering down the by themadkansan2009-03-23 17:28:56
                hehe yah.. I see that ;) by Garrinka2009-03-23 17:33:24
              That's why God invented Butterball (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-23 17:27:12
        And dolphins have a good level of by subbywan2009-03-23 17:11:29
          So do lots of animals we eat. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 18:02:58
  The one thing I learned in home economics by lex_icon2009-03-23 16:53:16
  usually you remove the little bones :P by subbywan2009-03-23 16:50:52
    My brother-in-law is doing a chef's course by lex_icon2009-03-23 16:55:57
      Where you slit it, and use your thumb to clear it? (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-23 16:56:46
    Mmmm, sushi (n/t) by Snate2009-03-23 16:51:22
  What about birds by Snate2009-03-23 16:49:46
    They taste about the same... by Avium2009-03-23 16:53:49
      Sure your nick wasn't supposed to be AviYum? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2009-03-23 17:20:53
  *eats TechisSO's fish* (n/t) by RedIon2009-03-23 16:47:01
Just a quick poll (no flaming anyone, okay?!) by lex_icon2009-03-23 16:44:49
  Jedi ß-Þ by KreepyKrawly2009-03-24 00:33:22
  Someone once coined the term "bright" by PeKaJe2009-03-24 00:10:36
  Agnostic. by rorajoey2009-03-23 23:32:07
  I'm not sure exactly what to call myself. by Peace_man2009-03-23 23:23:39
  Atheist/agnostic/ignostic by Nath32009-03-23 21:59:47
    Yeah, we need more words for stuff like that. (n/t by toysbfun2009-03-23 22:28:52
  Pantheist. by Illiad2009-03-23 21:36:09
  Agtheist (n/t) by maximumbob2009-03-23 21:28:56
  Strong agnostic by carl522009-03-23 21:07:50
  From personal experience, I know there is an after by SaylorA2009-03-23 20:50:26
  Atheist. by werehatrack2009-03-23 20:46:19
  Pastafarianism by LSU_Frodin2009-03-23 20:42:33
  I'm a Mormon. (n/t) by Llyr2009-03-23 20:35:09
  It's complicated. by raptor_872009-03-23 20:01:00
  Apathetic. :-P (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-23 18:35:38
    I believe the term is by toysbfun2009-03-23 18:53:26
      Nah. by sgrunt2009-03-23 19:06:18
        Nobody ever shows up at the Church of Meh (n/t) by morenna2009-03-23 19:23:42
          Whoever founded the Church of Meh by sgrunt2009-03-23 19:28:07
  Something of an agnostic Christian... by firehawk2009-03-23 18:27:43
  I'd say atheist/agnostic, but... by Sharku2009-03-23 18:17:12
    ditto, except that I'm curious about what others by tallastro2009-03-23 18:25:54
  Lapsed Catholic by toysbfun2009-03-23 18:02:06
  Christian by radiowave9112009-03-23 17:42:17
  Humanist/skeptic. by themadkansan2009-03-23 17:34:54
    I like it! Put me down as one of those! by SouthpawPL2009-03-23 17:52:01
  "lapsed" Roman Catholic.... by Garrinka2009-03-23 17:31:26
  Agnostic/deist/irrelevantist by hobbs2009-03-23 17:28:23
  Christian protestant by UGuardian2009-03-23 17:25:36
  Atheist. by run.dll2009-03-23 16:59:44
  Agnostic by Intrinsic2009-03-23 16:50:01
    If you don't mind my asking, by Nath32009-03-23 21:54:03
      Simple human nature by PeKaJe2009-03-24 00:03:08
  I share your point of view on this issue. by RedIon2009-03-23 16:46:17
2 points for jonsku by Wordkitty2009-03-23 16:29:46
  ~tiptoes up~ by confused.brit2009-03-23 16:39:33
Does the windows task manager use kB or KiB? by MadnessASAP2009-03-23 15:47:23
  Pretty sure it's KiB. by firehawk2009-03-23 18:38:56
  yes. (n/t) by AndyA2009-03-23 16:01:59
  honestly, I think it's counting in M$Kb. by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:52:38
    That's because it counts the entire memory usage by RedIon2009-03-23 16:08:07
Mom update. by Silverfire2009-03-23 15:39:45
  that's good to hear hon.. *hugs*.. by Garrinka2009-03-23 16:58:40
  \0/ (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-23 15:52:52
  Yay! {{{Silverfire and mom}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-23 15:41:30
    Thanks. :) Also congrats on by Silverfire2009-03-23 15:45:16
      It'll be a while before that can be ascertained. by sgrunt2009-03-23 15:52:37
Yay Tax refund by Rogue19712009-03-23 15:35:38
  In and out like plaid knickers, as usual. (n/t) by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:37:48
    Huh? (n/t) by Rogue19712009-03-23 15:41:12
      Like $#@! through a goose. by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:47:42
        Like prunes through your grandmother. (n/t) by McNutcase2009-03-23 15:48:20
          I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:51:43
2 more lessons until license! by sonja2009-03-23 15:27:59
  grats hon.. good luck :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-23 17:20:19
    Thanks :) by sonja2009-03-23 17:21:09
      Right. Enough ocean between us. by firehawk2009-03-23 18:44:03
  eek! by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:36:25
    **hides car keys** by NemoHac2009-03-23 15:57:01
      "These are MY tools. by themadkansan2009-03-23 16:01:48
        But I don't have a girlfiend... by NemoHac2009-03-23 16:27:39
I believe my day has improved considerably. :-) by sgrunt2009-03-23 15:25:29
  yay! Hope it continues to improve! (n/t) by morenna2009-03-23 15:36:29
  What happened to your long distance by Peace_man2009-03-23 15:34:09
    No, you interpreted it more or less correctly. by sgrunt2009-03-23 15:37:27
      *eats the hold button* by firehawk2009-03-23 18:45:50
        Considering some of my past experiences, by sgrunt2009-03-23 19:18:13
          Sometimes only humor can make the past bearable. by firehawk2009-03-23 21:50:33
Well folks, I've a chance to join up with the REAL by Adiplomat2009-03-23 15:22:09
  *fires vibes cannon* (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 18:46:20
  Thank you all. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 17:51:16
  good luck.. *sends hiring vibes* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-23 17:22:19
  good luck (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-23 15:51:24
  Best of luck. by Peace_man2009-03-23 15:35:34
  Suit shined? What about the hair? by Avium2009-03-23 15:30:51
    Durn right! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 17:47:12
    Hair polish and shirt shine! (n/t) by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:53:25
  Good luck, try to look sufficiently drone-ish :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 15:24:14
  Good luck. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-03-23 15:23:01
As of yesterday... by lex_icon2009-03-23 15:19:30
  WOOHOO! \o/ by firehawk2009-03-23 18:46:57
  Oh. The high-pitched voice wasn't... Oh. :+) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 18:04:17
  Are you sure about that? by SouthpawPL2009-03-23 17:56:35
  conga- rats.. many more happy years to ya! :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-23 17:23:40
  He locked the knife drawer didn't he? by abaron2009-03-23 15:55:50
    Knives are the least of his worries... by lex_icon2009-03-23 16:49:27
      My name is lex_icon... (n/t) by Snate2009-03-23 16:50:54
  ...yet. :P (n/t) by the_diggity2009-03-23 15:26:08
  \0/ Congrats \0/ (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-23 15:24:43
  *pweep* Bring out the dancing rodents! by RedIon2009-03-23 15:23:26
  Congratulations. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-03-23 15:22:07
Roger Penrose speaking here tomorrow by maximumbob2009-03-23 15:19:10
Downgrading laptop from Vista to XP? by asayogure2009-03-23 15:18:02
  Find the drivers NOW! by firehawk2009-03-23 18:47:42
    Yeah, i know, it is a daunting task [sigh] (n/t) by asayogure2009-03-23 20:48:32
  An anecdote: Plan on spending the day with your by kahuana2009-03-23 16:19:23
    Learn to live with Vista? o.O by asayogure2009-03-23 18:23:08
      just try it by Freakazoid2009-03-23 18:49:38
        It is the built in DRM big brother bothering & ... by asayogure2009-03-23 20:50:00
          Well, I have some bad news regarding the price. by kahuana2009-03-23 20:58:34
            [sigh] I know by asayogure2009-03-23 21:09:29
        Plus since SP1, it's become a lot easier to work by RedIon2009-03-23 18:55:13
          LIES! [shakefist-o-indignation] (n/t) by asayogure2009-03-23 20:50:24
    This is why I love on-HD recovery partitions. by RedIon2009-03-23 16:26:47
      Most of the time was spent waiting *after* the DVD by kahuana2009-03-23 17:08:18
      And when the HDD craters? by themadkansan2009-03-23 16:30:39
        I use the HD partition for recoveries, and have a by RedIon2009-03-23 16:44:44
          They can still get munched by themadkansan2009-03-23 16:57:56
  You'll need chpset drivers for AHCI most likely. by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:45:48
    helpful tip, thanks! (n/t) by asayogure2009-03-23 15:46:30
      Found that one out the hard way. by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:55:49
  Dude, that's an UPgrade! by RedIon2009-03-23 15:22:25
    [sigh] by asayogure2009-03-23 15:23:54
I'm getting annoyed with HP by vetitice2009-03-23 15:11:58
  Try Worcestershire. (n/t) by run.dll2009-03-23 16:54:12
    I used to live there. by vetitice2009-03-23 20:40:05
Yehaaarrgh! Aaaggh! by veran2009-03-23 15:09:44
Interesting. A plain install of Debian has no GUI. by toysbfun2009-03-23 15:01:27
  Nah... well, unless you're using wpa by paladin2009-03-23 15:25:44
    all i've figured out re WPA_Supplicant is by confused.brit2009-03-23 15:30:09
      Eh? by sgrunt2009-03-23 15:33:03
        ~shrugs~ by confused.brit2009-03-23 15:48:54
    "withOUT an existing network connection" by toysbfun2009-03-23 15:30:02
About last night... by toysbfun2009-03-23 14:58:23
  Re your Q about LinkedIn by shargo2009-03-23 15:07:46
    umm soon to be 127 by robertltux2009-03-23 16:05:59
Blergh. White cold stuff is falling outside by shargo2009-03-23 14:31:56
  Let me know when you have 30cm of the white stuff. by techi8702009-03-23 14:41:29
    38cm according to the news by TechisSO2009-03-23 15:30:05
    There were a lot of years since the total by shargo2009-03-23 14:53:43
What is your "internal screen saver"? by run.dll2009-03-23 14:28:54
  When I get REALLY tired, or possibly when by Peace_man2009-03-23 15:31:14
  Well, i see transparent tadpoles when im REALLY by confused.brit2009-03-23 15:08:00
    Glad to know I'm not the only one who gets those. (n/t) by mpicklesimer12009-03-24 00:09:08
  Matrix themed by ttlogic2009-03-23 14:37:18
    So who's looking at hair. by run.dll2009-03-23 14:54:06
*Takes off headset* Ow... by Skelwar2009-03-23 14:17:28
RoboModel! by veran2009-03-23 14:09:34
Trafficconverter aka AV360 is shut down by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 14:03:01
  Unfortunately, it won't last, something else will by intrinsic2009-03-23 14:28:16
    Something already has. by themadkansan2009-03-23 14:37:31
      Pssst, Read the linked articles :) by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 14:47:16
        it said trafficconverter, not trafficconverter2 by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:32:12
      That's what was shut down. (n/t) by merlin2009-03-23 14:42:16
    Where there's money, there's unscrupulous greed by PeKaJe2009-03-23 14:35:48
      Either lower the profits or raise the risk. by firehawk2009-03-23 14:37:06
        Raising the risk is practically impossible. by Peace_man2009-03-23 14:55:03
          Not if you send CIA hit squads. :) (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 19:03:47
          If we did that then you would say "welcome to the by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 15:02:11
            *sigh* I know. by Peace_man2009-03-23 15:12:01
        I don't see the risk going up any time soon by PeKaJe2009-03-23 14:44:58
          Party pooper. :P :) (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 19:05:17
          The question is not where the site is, but where by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 14:50:05
            No reason the money couldn't go someplace "safe" by PeKaJe2009-03-23 15:04:37
              The FED and others are generally reactionary by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 15:22:08
        Having been on the receiving end of an FTC by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 14:43:13
          Like I said, CIA hit squads. :) by firehawk2009-03-23 14:45:23
            Heck, at that pint, give me the address and by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 14:51:17
    I'll say it again: CIA hit squads by firehawk2009-03-23 14:32:38
  \0/ by confused.brit2009-03-23 14:11:53
    Yep When I read it there was a Whoop by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 14:14:40
Why are Danish people so ignorant by Spisefisken2009-03-23 13:58:35
  I'm working on it, I really am.... (n/t) by callithrix2009-03-23 14:56:34
  Just consider where the slogans come from. by firehawk2009-03-23 14:34:29
  It's 14 in Germany. by Skelwar2009-03-23 14:10:15
  It's not just Danes :-P (n/t) by Peace_man2009-03-23 14:03:07
    Yup. People are soilent green. (n/t) by veran2009-03-23 14:10:51
Combining a split partition on a dynamic disk by altordwm2009-03-23 13:41:12
  Not sure if it's possible like that by Freakazoid2009-03-23 13:55:16
  Are they all on the same physical disk or is it by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 13:45:18
    It is a RAID 5 array, by altordwm2009-03-23 14:00:19
      I would suggest one of two methods by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 14:13:11
        The two e: partition was because it was extended by altordwm2009-03-23 16:30:16
Bickie heaven! by confused.brit2009-03-23 12:53:24
  (Leaves an entire box of Thin Mints on the table.) by ShadowSystems2009-03-23 14:53:42
    *steals and eats note* by Llyr2009-03-23 20:36:55
    Aww, thanks Shadow by confused.brit2009-03-23 15:02:05
      No, they're not, much. by McNutcase2009-03-23 15:29:12
  'C' is for 'cookie' by firehawk2009-03-23 14:35:47
    I haz a frehawk he plz me by Nightwind2009-03-23 14:45:14
      *eats the haiku/senryu* by firehawk2009-03-23 14:46:44
    Double choc crumbles, or choc chip and nut ovals? (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-23 14:38:51
      Yes, please. by firehawk2009-03-23 14:39:09
        ~piles up a plate~ by confused.brit2009-03-23 14:41:12
          OM NOM NOM NOM. by firehawk2009-03-23 14:47:06
  Mmmm, rejects </homer simpson> (n/t) by intrinsic2009-03-23 14:25:31
    Hmm. I don't see what's wrong with this one. by Sharku2009-03-23 14:41:27
  I read that as "Bickle heaven" by basher202009-03-23 13:10:46
    never heard the term, sorry by confused.brit2009-03-23 13:15:27
      Travis Bickle by basher202009-03-23 13:27:54
        Bee I Bee, Bee I Bye.... by Lab Rat2009-03-23 13:34:08
Finance/Investment/Mortgage question by DesiredUsername2009-03-23 12:52:23
  Bank interest rates probably won't hit 9-11%. by firehawk2009-03-23 14:44:45
    Cool, thanks! by DesiredUsername2009-03-23 18:09:17
      Keep one thing firmly in mind. by firehawk2009-03-23 18:53:53
        Found a semi-historical federal fund rate thingy.. by firehawk2009-03-23 19:00:13
          Thanks by DesiredUsername2009-03-23 20:08:51
My new invention.... by Lab Rat2009-03-23 12:47:06
  Wireless I assume? by RetiQlum22009-03-23 13:40:46
    Wireless yes. Range...I dunno by Lab Rat2009-03-23 13:57:18
      Hope it doesn't use WEP by dodrian2009-03-23 14:35:34
  Does it blog? (heh) (n/t) by adiplomat2009-03-23 12:50:12
  I'll take 2! (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-23 12:47:56
java script Ufies by robertltux2009-03-23 12:39:52
  oh and if any web uffies are in NC by robertltux2009-03-23 12:42:21
  Meta refresh tag with URL attribute set by merlin2009-03-23 12:41:26
ATTN: CLUTTERSQUAD by firehawk2009-03-23 12:25:00
  Looks like I collected my anti-clutter by NeedaNewNick2009-03-23 19:42:00
How do I keep access server from starting when by techi8702009-03-23 12:00:26
  You can go into interactive mode by imrambi2009-03-23 12:03:45
    I've been trying to get into interactive mode. by techi8702009-03-23 12:11:14
      then try single user mode by Freakazoid2009-03-23 12:41:05
Obama's "Open Government" has one major by Peace_man2009-03-23 11:46:52
  There's a different between "fear" and "know"... by subbywan2009-03-23 11:56:10
    The problem is the illegal actions like by SaylorA2009-03-23 12:53:16
      If it's illegal to start with, it can't be illegal by subbywan2009-03-23 12:56:54
        Let me refer you to by SaylorA2009-03-23 14:05:11
          Yes ... Read in the first bit: by subbywan2009-03-23 14:38:29
    Good point. by Peace_man2009-03-23 12:37:43
      yeah. if someone is targetting you, you're toast by subbywan2009-03-23 12:41:33
VH1 is bad for your health! by joresgump2009-03-23 11:46:26
  i've got the ants marching song running by Freakazoid2009-03-23 11:55:51
    Your doubts are well-founded by andyz2009-03-23 13:30:57
Is there any truth to this story? UK trying to by Peace_man2009-03-23 11:33:25
  That isn't for police state reasons. by AndyA2009-03-23 11:55:27
    The article mentions that the ISP's examined by Peace_man2009-03-23 12:40:29
  Australia tried the same thing ... by subbywan2009-03-23 11:43:22
    Are the **IA's in each country really that by Peace_man2009-03-23 11:50:11
      No ... or they would have succeeded by subbywan2009-03-23 11:53:48
      The cynic in me by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 11:53:47
  Doesnt surprise me by confused.brit2009-03-23 11:39:03
    He's late, then... :+) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:45:51
      But every time I do that... by SaylorA2009-03-23 12:14:46
Attn:Spud/da_gimp by confused.brit2009-03-23 11:00:26
  TJ : You have LI Mail :P (n/t) by Klaranth2009-03-23 11:45:06
    Thanks, replied by confused.brit2009-03-23 11:56:51
  Thank you! (n/t) by spud2009-03-23 11:20:46
    no problem :) by confused.brit2009-03-23 11:23:35
Squeee! by Corvus_One2009-03-23 10:59:24
  And something else, toot! (n/t) by toxin2009-03-23 13:23:49
    Fat-finger failure.... Cut and paste to by toxin2009-03-23 13:31:52
If I were being paid in baked beans by SSpiffy2009-03-23 10:54:39
Armenian is hard enough for me to read when it's by Snate2009-03-23 10:27:50
  If my grandmother was still alive I'd ask her to by Lab Rat2009-03-23 11:09:31
  Passover is coming up. by RetiQlum22009-03-23 10:41:15
    Most of the Koran was written in Aramaic? by vdp2009-03-23 10:57:34
      I'm wondering about both books. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:00:16
        Depends on what you call by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 11:40:21
        Old testament Hebrew, New Testament Greek, by basher202009-03-23 11:16:14
    Armenian, by Pic2009-03-23 10:55:51
      I think he knows. He was was just commenting on a by Snate2009-03-23 10:58:08
        That is correct. by RetiQlum22009-03-23 11:44:24
          You should try Abkhaz by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 11:59:18
      Ah, who cares. They all sound alike </redneck> :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:57:06
Obama forgets the President of France by vivianc2009-03-23 10:25:09
  What I've read about the letter is: by TechisSO2009-03-23 13:15:53
    Agreed. Here's an article I found about it by merlin2009-03-23 15:14:03
      Let me see if I have this right. by Peace_man2009-03-23 15:47:53
        Does France do like the US? by Anonymous Freak2009-03-24 06:41:52
    If that is true then the Gaffe level is the same by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 13:18:43
      I can find no source that says it went to... by Anonymous Freak2009-03-24 06:50:16
      How so? by subbywan2009-03-23 13:20:47
        Is "Chirac, President of the Chirac Foundation" by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 13:28:41
          Either you translated an article from a different by Sharku2009-03-23 16:22:33
            That's kinda what I got with Babelfish by subbywan2009-03-23 16:37:52
          Both. by subbywan2009-03-23 13:38:59
            I will agree to diagree. To me either way there by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 13:43:33
              That part I agree with. by subbywan2009-03-23 13:47:51
                I understand that viewpoint, I just think that the by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 13:52:42
                  I think it's easier to believe the WH screwed up by subbywan2009-03-23 13:56:42
  I wonder how Obama and his people by SaylorA2009-03-23 12:40:25
    Poorly ... by subbywan2009-03-23 12:43:58
    The more appropriate example would be by merlin2009-03-23 12:42:47
  They should reply and address it to GWB.... (n/t) by vampire2009-03-23 11:27:58
    Better yet, to "Current Resident". :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:32:13
      now THAT would be funny :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 12:00:04
  Prime Minister Jean Poutine! (n/t) by Illiad2009-03-23 11:08:49
    Your leader is french fries covered in gravy?? (n/ (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-23 11:27:32
  I'd be surprised if Obama ever saw that letter by subbywan2009-03-23 10:47:47
    That seems to be a problem of his. by vivianc2009-03-23 11:01:05
      I very much doubt ignorance is a reason/ by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:09:50
        You can get in trouble for dissing a ufie. by vetitice2009-03-23 14:50:30
        You weren't elected POTUS for the opposition :P (n (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-23 11:28:32
          POTUS is POTUS for the whole country. by firehawk2009-03-23 14:38:53
            Yes, but many Americans don't see it that way. by subbywan2009-03-23 14:59:33
              Yes, and that's my point. by firehawk2009-03-23 19:08:39
      If it is ignorance, yes. by subbywan2009-03-23 11:07:32
        Right, because the US media isn't going to... by vivianc2009-03-23 11:38:39
          They gaffe plenty by subbywan2009-03-23 11:41:08
            It also doesn't hurt... by vivianc2009-03-23 11:43:36
              um ... and? by subbywan2009-03-23 11:45:51
        Add Hugo Chavez to the list of people who said it. (n/t) by DesertRat662009-03-23 11:14:31
          You're not actually stregthening your argument by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:16:29
            Just saying... by DesertRat662009-03-23 11:17:29
              But, by THAT argument, by subbywan2009-03-23 11:26:12
                Well I am by DesertRat662009-03-23 13:05:16
              Touche! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:18:15
    I would have to still hold his staff and him by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 10:52:18
      Yes and no. by subbywan2009-03-23 10:55:56
        I agree to a point. If *I* were signing a very by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 11:04:11
          eh. Depends on how the other country takes it by subbywan2009-03-23 11:13:35
            I would agree with you except I have not seen it by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 11:17:14
              Jon, I know it sometimes seems worth it, by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:26:17
                Sometimes Subby has some valid points though by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 12:40:29
              True. If they were all mistakes. by subbywan2009-03-23 11:21:21
                But that is kind of my point, if you are trying to by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 11:29:02
                  Perhaps ... I'm going to wait and see how it plays by subbywan2009-03-23 11:33:21
                    All I am asking for is equal vilification by the by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 11:58:14
                      For unequal acts? :P that's hardly fair :P (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-23 12:00:11
                        They staked Quayle out for a formerly by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 12:04:23
                          that is true. by subbywan2009-03-23 12:06:06
                            When he was in school...that was valid by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 12:10:36
                              Really?? You poor poor man! (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-23 12:13:25
                                Talk about how to confuse a 3rd/4th by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 12:19:04
        The gardenias are writing memos? :+) (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:58:28
          No silly! by subbywan2009-03-23 11:10:21
            *Blames it all on "The Shrubs"* by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 12:37:58
      Exactly. Besides, the boss is responsible by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:55:26
        Responsibility doesn't mean causation though. (n/t by subbywan2009-03-23 10:56:39
          Why not? Didn't he appoint them? by vivianc2009-03-23 11:04:15
            Probably, not no. by subbywan2009-03-23 11:09:38
              That brings up a question then. If the same staff by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 11:14:37
                That possibility had crossed my mind. by subbywan2009-03-23 11:23:45
                  Agreed, many things happened here by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 11:30:59
                    In this case, agreed. (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-23 11:33:54
  We should start a list of Countries he's by DesertRat662009-03-23 10:38:58
    To be fair, we'd need to do it at least back to by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:42:17
      Which president was it by UGuardian2009-03-23 10:46:31
        You are right Bush I threw up on the by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:49:13
        Least he had an excuse (n/t) by DesertRat662009-03-23 10:48:40
        Yes, Bush 41. On the Japanese PM. (n/t) by altordwm2009-03-23 10:47:50
          Yep, it was blamed on gastroenteritis (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 10:56:12
      Why? by vivianc2009-03-23 10:46:18
      I liked that bit! by DesertRat662009-03-23 10:45:23
        What bit? I don't remember that. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-03-23 10:47:52
          "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you by DesertRat662009-03-23 10:55:40
            That was truly a classic line... by SaylorA2009-03-23 12:27:16
        Probably not, but most have done by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:47:36
        You have to send me that ring tone. (n/t) by vivianc2009-03-23 10:46:59
          You can get the file by DesertRat662009-03-23 10:53:18
            Thanks! (n/t) by vivianc2009-03-23 10:58:04
  Gaffe a minute by DesertRat662009-03-23 10:34:10
  If that is true, who the heck is managing his by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 10:33:12
  Maybe he's planning a regime change ;-) by kahuana2009-03-23 10:28:46
    The question is though, just because Bush by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 10:43:24
  Probably was written by one of his aides... by ataraxia2009-03-23 10:27:40
    The saying "You are judged by the company you keep by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 11:09:50
  Is dyslexia a requirement for Oval Office people ? (n/t) by SciSSorS2009-03-23 10:27:12
    This goes beyond dyslexia. by DesertRat662009-03-23 10:39:45
      Not ignorance. He's too important to be by Lab Rat2009-03-23 11:08:15
        My heavens! Are you KIDDING? 2012 is almost here! by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:13:04
          That's more true than you think .. :D by subbywan2009-03-23 11:22:43
            For various definitions of "effective" (n/t) by vivianc2009-03-23 11:35:15
              Which we'll see played out over the next 4 years. (n/t) by subbywan2009-03-23 11:38:45
LOTD 9.28B by Nightwind2009-03-23 10:15:55
  Was this game freakishly slow for anyone else? (n/t) by Divide By Zero2009-03-23 12:33:28
Repost from Saturday re: Palm-based PDA by Twitchh2009-03-23 09:32:44
  IIRC, even the first models had IR ports by corwin172009-03-23 11:39:37
  Used probably by emlaabs2009-03-23 11:10:53
  Any specific reason it can't have any radio? by the_diggity2009-03-23 09:42:36
    Would assume a security/safety issue. by jayfarm2009-03-23 09:54:40
      Should be possible to disable eg Bluetooth by confused.brit2009-03-23 10:59:35
        temporary disablement isn't sufficient by morenna2009-03-23 15:26:24
I'm REALLY getting tired of government by Adiplomat2009-03-23 09:29:58
  Can't fault him for doing it though. by subbywan2009-03-23 16:06:08
  Forgive if it looks like a pun by SciSSorS2009-03-23 10:47:53
    To make a point about by nobius2009-03-23 11:10:18
    I mentioned Bush II's use of fear, by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:52:54
  Agreed. by jdelphiki2009-03-23 10:10:35
  *screws on tinfoil hat tight* But it is all by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 10:03:53
    We pass ex post facto laws all the time, by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:07:22
      <sarcasm> We must invade the banks and nationalize by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 10:26:31
        Well, we've had MiniTrue, and MiniPax, by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:28:48
  One would expect the UK government's by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 09:40:01
    Bah. I only caught that one after "submit". by Adiplomat2009-03-23 09:42:46
      No, probably not. (Job requirement, I think.) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 09:43:48
<Deleted><Deleted>2009-03-23 20:03:10
  Moderated for language in link. (n/t) by Nea2009-03-23 20:03:29
  Sorry, got to call the MODS on this one. by RedIon2009-03-23 16:51:26
    Um, I don't think that "c4" has been moderated by Snate2009-03-23 17:03:29
      OK, if that's the case, cancel my call. by RedIon2009-03-23 17:10:32
        MODS, bad language in link (id9ked) by tallastro2009-03-23 18:51:40
  He's issued an apology by ag_wyvern2009-03-23 12:09:50
    One of the "comedians" is doing a show in Edmonton by Illiad2009-03-23 12:45:48
      Would shoe-throwing be appropriate? by Clovis Man2009-03-24 18:43:46
      Hmmm I wonder how many members of the PPCLI will by techi8702009-03-23 13:03:52
      He has two things to hope for. by Peace_man2009-03-23 13:03:30
  The irony in this thread is depressing. (n/t) by vetitice2009-03-23 10:49:12
    There must be irony in the thread by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 11:55:04
      You'd have to dry clean it. by vetitice2009-03-23 12:58:46
  I'm not going to make excuses for Gutfield by perlcat452009-03-23 10:29:08
    As has been said below... by ataraxia2009-03-23 10:38:13
    See my response to JD. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:30:54
  First rule of comedy: Timing is everything. by Avium2009-03-23 10:09:25
  Reality check by vivianc2009-03-23 10:04:51
    Looks like the fox news logo to me. by AndyA2009-03-23 10:12:35
      Logos by vivianc2009-03-23 10:16:42
        Exactly. The show was on Fox News. by AndyA2009-03-23 10:33:13
        They let the "schtick" go on for too long. by kahuana2009-03-23 10:22:17
        None of those are news only stations... (n/t) by ataraxia2009-03-23 10:19:07
          Fox News isn't just a news station. by RetiQlum22009-03-23 10:31:05
    Right. Like FannieMae wasn't government. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:11:59
    None of those programs are on a channel with news by ataraxia2009-03-23 10:10:25
      CNN stands for what? by vivianc2009-03-23 10:13:25
        I never said the other channels don't do it too... by ataraxia2009-03-23 10:14:55
          And you implied it was wrong for Fox... by vivianc2009-03-23 10:17:44
            The other networks didn't make a heinous comment by ataraxia2009-03-23 10:19:52
              Well, it is good to know that the CBC and BBC... by vivianc2009-03-23 10:35:16
                I doubt our comedy has stooped to insults. by kahuana2009-03-23 10:42:04
                  I'm pretty sure I haven't seen any .ca comedians.. by Illiad2009-03-23 11:11:10
                "Citation Needed" for your insinuation. (n/t) by poolya2009-03-23 10:38:05
                  Good point. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:38:44
                    Can't link directly to my brain. by vivianc2009-03-23 11:34:08
                      Not a chance - at all. by poolya2009-03-23 15:41:34
                      Cite it, or have your assertion dismissed. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:40:04
                        Fine. Dismiss it. I don't have time to go over... by vivianc2009-03-23 11:46:23
                          Done. (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 11:52:18
            Off topic distraction. Do you agree by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:19:30
              I only watched part of what they said. by vivianc2009-03-23 10:31:57
                Figures. You do know that they are making by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:35:50
                  Ok, I've watched the whole 4 minutes. by vivianc2009-03-23 11:32:38
                    Was NATO ever activated in the declaration of war? (n/t) by poolya2009-03-23 15:45:06
                      No - it wasn't... by poolya2009-03-23 15:49:11
  Quote on CBC news: "A pox on Fox"... (n/t) by mtlqc2009-03-23 09:46:47
  I saw a segment about this on the news this by Peace_man2009-03-23 09:45:22
  You're right to be angry. They're idiots. by Clovis Man2009-03-23 09:43:23
  That show is just a bunch of comedians... by RetiQlum22009-03-23 09:36:09
    Don't think so by DesertRat662009-03-23 09:42:06
      There are no un-crossable lines. by AndyA2009-03-23 10:40:03
      Well, I didn't say they were good comedians. by RetiQlum22009-03-23 10:27:28
      Yeah, I have to agree, but the worst by Adiplomat2009-03-23 09:45:27
    I doubt they'd get work at Comedy Central though. (n/t) by kahuana2009-03-23 09:40:57
      True. by Clovis Man2009-03-23 09:46:29
        "You, sir by y2kdragon2009-03-23 09:53:05
          They aren't even a D.L. Hughley. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2009-03-23 09:58:27
  Canada has every right to be mad at FoxNews by ataraxia2009-03-23 09:33:54
  Fox(trot) News. by kahuana2009-03-23 09:32:32
  they are morons. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:28:48
  Fox-ed news by y2kdragon2009-03-23 09:24:37
    Pegasus, actually... (n/t) by joresgump2009-03-23 09:30:36
  J.D., if you're going to go by Fox-ed up "News", by Adiplomat2009-03-23 09:17:42
I hate it when documentation is so poor, by Bonzo2009-03-23 08:57:55
  Self Document by y2kdragon2009-03-23 08:59:10
    But the "dangerous" info is the most fun n/t by maddriver2009-03-23 15:33:17
    Problem is, I don't understand this.. by Bonzo2009-03-23 09:21:36
      Try looking at this by y2kdragon2009-03-23 09:27:15
    Doc that too, dangit! by Adiplomat2009-03-23 09:03:30
Computing unit reporting for duty, Sir! by joresgump2009-03-23 08:33:03
  Report to Col. Panic and Gen. P. Fault at once. (n/t) by pas512009-03-23 10:04:28
  - Commander Unit, where is your unit? by jiteo2009-03-23 08:59:32
  At ease, Soldier by y2kdragon2009-03-23 08:55:11
Anyone in the UK in need of a job? by klar_at_work2009-03-23 08:25:21
  What location? by JimK2009-03-23 09:16:44
    Reading I think. by klar_at_work2009-03-23 09:25:51
  ~grumbles~ by confused.brit2009-03-23 08:28:04
    So, what IS your level? by klar_at_work2009-03-23 08:47:26
      I can enter data into excel. by confused.brit2009-03-23 08:50:25
        I dunno by abaron2009-03-23 10:58:41
          Reading is a bit far to commute. by confused.brit2009-03-23 11:19:13
            You're welcome by abaron2009-03-23 11:40:34
          Sounds good to me .... *Awaits request to connect* (n/t) by Klaranth2009-03-23 11:08:28
    Fake the skills and email me with questions by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 08:36:31
      Aspies make crap liers. (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-23 08:37:17
        Hmm by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 08:38:44
          ~eats MattDBA's Brains~ by confused.brit2009-03-23 08:40:04
            I think I left them at home :-/ (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 08:45:37
              ~pets~ by confused.brit2009-03-23 08:46:35
ATTN Shargo : Are you in ? (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-03-23 08:22:42
  Now (n/t) by shargo2009-03-23 09:00:37
    re: eMail sent. Are you in? (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-03-23 09:26:34
      "Found" it.... Yes (n/t) by shargo2009-03-23 09:37:11
Mileage tax vs. fuel tax - "Privacy? What's that?" by Twitchh2009-03-23 08:03:34
  nitpick: s/GPS transmitters/GPS receivers/ by AndyA2009-03-23 11:11:05
    Thank you! by Control2009-03-23 11:48:19
      yeah, have some friends that refuse by Freakazoid2009-03-23 12:01:36
        The oldest is just under 19 years. by AndyA2009-03-23 12:08:55
          It wouldn't be hard to make it transmit. by Avium2009-03-23 12:39:58
            Useful data and/or a usable signal strength. (n/t) by AndyA2009-03-23 12:51:07
      It can get entertaining. by AndyA2009-03-23 11:58:53
  I think they should just raise the gas tax. by Peace_man2009-03-23 10:08:18
    Define who drives for a living by joecrouse2009-03-23 10:21:38
      I'd define it as someone who transports by Peace_man2009-03-23 11:07:06
        Cool Put everyone in the local area out of by joecrouse2009-03-23 12:29:36
          Really? How so? (n/t) by Peace_man2009-03-23 13:05:02
            The only jobs available in the local area are by joecrouse2009-03-23 15:56:59
  Who pays for the GPS tracker? by snooze_button2009-03-23 10:06:34
  better ways to do it, at least in some areas by basher202009-03-23 09:14:57
  You have a Ffuel Tax? by UnFair2009-03-23 09:11:20
    We pay state and Federal Fuel tax by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:23:50
    I think something like by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 09:22:53
      Total tax on fuel here: 65% by PeKaJe2009-03-23 13:15:47
      Varrys also by state. Registration can be by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:24:38
    *eats the odd "f"* (n/t) by UnFair2009-03-23 09:12:58
  Doesn't the US already have toll highways? (n/t) by kahuana2009-03-23 09:04:59
    Not as many as you think. by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:20:43
      The New York State Thruway uses a Ticket system by Woodburn2009-03-23 10:03:44
        They Nickle and dime you to death through there. by joecrouse2009-03-23 10:07:28
          That is the advantage of the ticket system is you by Woodburn2009-03-23 10:13:24
    state-by-state by basher202009-03-23 09:10:50
      And for many of them by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 09:24:32
        RT 1 and US 40 localy to me by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:26:34
          NJ Turnpike / I-295 'round here (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 09:42:11
            You forgot PA 202. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:43:13
              and PA 13. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:44:07
                Bit south of me there by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 09:47:41
                  Tries to stay out of PA whenever possible. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:52:31
                I try not to go any farther than Wayne PA by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:45:48
  Absolutely Not by y2kdragon2009-03-23 08:58:18
    I live just a mile from the Plano, TX border. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 09:06:30
    Or monitoring that person by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:05:01
    "section-control" by clystron2009-03-23 09:04:28
  GPS unit + Tinfoil = tax free driving (n/t) by Jeff_UK2009-03-23 08:47:20
    -> inefficient cars! by clystron2009-03-23 08:56:27
  They had a 'better' idea here.. road tolls tracked by Jeff_UK2009-03-23 08:46:41
  Mileage via GPS -> YMMV by clystron2009-03-23 08:31:32
    My GPS is a heck of a lot more accurate by joecrouse2009-03-23 08:34:36
      and thats where the trouble starts by clystron2009-03-23 08:40:19
        That drift is easy to fix. by AndyA2009-03-23 11:08:52
          You can do a lot of things... by clystron2009-03-23 11:57:49
            Speed is not normally done by position delta. by AndyA2009-03-23 12:02:21
        Tires change it too by jayfarm2009-03-23 10:07:43
          Hope you're made of money. You'll be by Adiplomat2009-03-23 10:17:00
        What happens when you take your car by veran2009-03-23 08:41:12
          you pay ferry-mileage-tax... (n/t) by clystron2009-03-23 08:42:28
  Wouldn't it be simpler by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 08:15:51
    Not all states require annual inspections, IIRC. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2009-03-23 08:23:21
      Interesting by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 08:24:25
        No inspection required in Oklahoma or Florida. by quilting_kitty2009-03-23 14:18:02
        Only Inspection requred in Maryland by joecrouse2009-03-23 08:32:56
          If I ruled the world by veran2009-03-23 08:40:03
            Almost always the middle or right hand lanes by joecrouse2009-03-23 08:51:07
              *sends joecrouse some depleted uranium* (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 08:52:25
                Makes it into depleted uranium rounds for a BB gun by joecrouse2009-03-23 08:57:27
            But the big question would be by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 08:46:59
        Here's the wiki on it. I didn't know, either. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 08:28:26
  It's actually an alien plot to take over the world by dodrian2009-03-23 08:14:49
  and what will happen by laserman2009-03-23 08:08:04
    Unlikely by DesertRat662009-03-23 08:14:47
      The car loan people seamed more intrested in my by Woodburn2009-03-23 09:50:17
      Become gypsies. (n/t) by veran2009-03-23 08:37:27
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-03-23 07:38:02
HR UFies lend me an ear? by Dad2TZK2009-03-23 07:35:37
  Google is your friend by Electric Storm2009-03-23 23:01:41
  Drop the "laid off" part by y2kdragon2009-03-23 07:43:01
    Ok here's what I'm thinking of sending by Dad2TZK2009-03-23 07:53:43
      Never show doubt about being the right candidate by UnFair2009-03-23 09:33:02
      Be careful of your wording and keep it as brief as by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 08:00:04
        "Could you please inform me if I am still ... (n/t) by klar_at_work2009-03-23 08:21:07
          I never was a fan of "could you..." in that by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 09:51:45
        Done and done! by Dad2TZK2009-03-23 08:04:39
          Good luck! :D ~good vibes~ (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 08:06:58
  I would not tell them you had been laid off by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 07:42:42
"Great. Doc exploded and Swampy's on fire." by themadkansan2009-03-23 07:29:46
  lets see by robertltux2009-03-23 07:47:33
Logic FAIL! by carthax2009-03-23 07:26:19
  This kind of thing by paladin2009-03-23 07:52:00
    Because said execs... by firehawk2009-03-23 12:15:45
Geithner's 1 trillion dollar bank bail out plan by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 07:26:06
  Reminds me of this cartoon... by Fuxi2009-03-23 07:57:08
*points to left nostril* by aprylmae2009-03-23 07:23:32
  I know where you're coming from. My allergies have by techi8702009-03-23 08:40:53
  That is me 365 days a year. Allergies or not. (n/t) by kc5sdy2009-03-23 07:40:24
    I have allergies that bother me all year by aprylmae2009-03-23 07:47:15
      If both nostrils are closed, I know I am having by kc5sdy2009-03-23 08:00:58
        Same here. Apparently that's not normal. by rook_mtl2009-03-23 09:26:46
          Really now? I had no idea about that. by kc5sdy2009-03-23 11:56:33
            They basically "dremil" the sinuses if they are by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 12:45:09
          Bzzt! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! by confused.brit2009-03-23 09:29:40
  Innit great? by themadkansan2009-03-23 07:25:58
    you know what I think my *favorite part is by aprylmae2009-03-23 07:31:32
      I REALLY dig by themadkansan2009-03-23 07:49:17
4Story! by Aldrin2009-03-23 07:11:16
  S4! by Skelwar2009-03-23 07:40:51
    Okay, that title looks misleading. by Skelwar2009-03-23 07:41:53
  I'd prefer Eve. ;) (n/t) by Arachnid2009-03-23 07:19:04
  Does it run on Linux? by confused.brit2009-03-23 07:14:43
    Nope, Windows clients only... by ShadowSystems2009-03-23 07:18:49
      now now, be nice. by themadkansan2009-03-23 07:21:06
        months even... (n/t) by flirkann2009-03-23 07:35:36
          More like years...well at least one years... (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2009-03-23 08:54:39
*snores loudly* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-03-23 06:30:37
  *eats hactar's snore* (n/t) by sgrunt2009-03-23 07:07:06
  *rolls hactar on the side* (n/t) by karl-henrik2009-03-23 06:33:53
    *stuffs old sweat sock into hactar's mouth* by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 06:47:40
      *gets the orbital LART ready* by sgrunt2009-03-23 07:24:57
      ack! ack! pttuuiii! *snoooore* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2009-03-23 07:23:40
"IIlegal databases"? by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 06:14:46
  £16 Billion! Forget the privacy issues for a mo: by RetiQlum22009-03-23 10:20:23
  As far as the US, with controls allowed by Adiplomat2009-03-23 08:49:38
  I admire the choice of picture by pas512009-03-23 07:20:22
  It's the UK by sazzer2009-03-23 06:21:56
    You think thats scary? Those databases are only by confused.brit2009-03-23 06:30:42
      You mean kind of like this? by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 07:51:26
      Our governments = England, welsh and Scotland by confused.brit2009-03-23 06:35:43
        There's been talk about that sort of thing by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 06:45:52
          Well, with Obama in charge, you guys might be luck by confused.brit2009-03-23 06:53:19
            Unfortunately, we're not quite safe. by paladin2009-03-23 07:58:02
              "IF people aren't paying attention" ? by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 08:03:28
                Two things on that. I think that with all by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 08:08:34
Laptop question by Spisefisken2009-03-23 06:01:04
You know you spent too much time on IRC by madjo2009-03-23 05:42:09
  But I don't expect /me to be '* Madjo'. by Avium2009-03-23 05:50:19
    point taken by madjo2009-03-23 06:11:55
      /me grins. by Avium2009-03-23 06:22:00
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-03-23 05:30:02
Obama says he wants to change tactics in the by veran2009-03-23 05:28:21
  Or... by Aldrin2009-03-23 07:04:31
    The chemical is Dioxin, IIRC by veran2009-03-23 08:34:29
      No offense, but... by firehawk2009-03-23 12:20:15
        No, not the easy solution. by veran2009-03-23 14:25:17
          You're not looking back far enough. by firehawk2009-03-23 19:13:42
        That and massive Humint/intelligence failures by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 12:27:14
          Agreed. (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 21:53:05
    I wasn't under the impression by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 07:07:41
      Agreed this is about $ and not religion by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 08:10:36
      *puts out a don't feed the troll sign* (n/t) by karl-henrik2009-03-23 07:09:01
        if he comes back a few times by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 07:10:44
  Interesting by Arachnid2009-03-23 06:49:44
    Drug addicts showing up at work... by veran2009-03-23 08:31:21
      Take a look at China and it's opium dens by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 10:08:54
        I heard in Swizerland they get it at the doctors by veran2009-03-23 18:18:29
  Promote alternative uses by ttlogic2009-03-23 05:38:25
LittleRogue getting ready this morning by Rogue19712009-03-23 05:05:40
  She is such a doll! (n/t) by spud2009-03-23 07:36:57
  Bah humbug. Hospital filters will by Silverfire2009-03-23 05:55:56
    Just a pic to show that her dilema is pointeless by Rogue19712009-03-23 05:58:26
  Gorgeous!! (n/t) by leejam2009-03-23 05:41:33
  Teh Cute...how do you STAND it? (n/t) by esbita2009-03-23 05:17:28
    You dont! by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 05:20:33
      I need longer arms! by Sonri2009-03-23 05:33:50
From the spambox: by RetiQlum22009-03-23 04:50:58
  Near distant future. by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:01:50
    No, but close to it. (n/t) by veran2009-03-23 14:26:11
  What did Hawking say? by aix tom2009-03-23 05:48:44
  What?! Only the Americans get warned? by madjo2009-03-23 05:43:57
  In about 10 seconds after reading that... by veran2009-03-23 05:12:40
At hospital: Waiting for the staff to by Silverfire2009-03-23 04:02:50
  {{{Sliverfire & mom }}} (n/t) by Electric Storm2009-03-23 22:42:31
  Ouch! by Illiad2009-03-23 12:43:56
    Actually neither of those thank goodness by Silverfire2009-03-23 15:30:10
  *fires thoughts and fuzzies cannon* by firehawk2009-03-23 12:20:51
  {{{SilverFire and family}}} (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-23 07:17:08
  {{good thoughts and prayers}} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 07:06:54
  Thanks everyone. I appreciate the by Silverfire2009-03-23 05:54:42
  I hope for the best by Spisefisken2009-03-23 05:37:10
  I hope everything goes well. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-03-23 05:01:14
  {{{Silverfire and mom}}} by morenna2009-03-23 04:48:25
  {{{Silverfire(Mom)}}} by y2kdragon2009-03-23 04:27:39
    Thanks. We're both hoping by Silverfire2009-03-23 04:42:47
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-03-23 04:00:02
Finshed watching: blue gender by veran2009-03-23 03:58:16
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Treehugger2009-03-23 03:27:14
  Yay, PJs! by Nea2009-03-23 08:44:12
    I guess treehugger has gone back to bed by now ;) by Afterburner2009-03-23 10:55:04
      No power tools this trip. by Nea2009-03-23 11:20:36
        Awww, you sure? by Afterburner2009-03-23 11:35:54
  *enters and looks around at all the hot dogs* by paladin2009-03-23 07:47:46
  *huuuuuh shhhhhh* *huuuuuh shhhhhh* by vampire2009-03-23 06:52:08
  Hot dog? by confused.brit2009-03-23 06:52:03
  Good afternoon by vectorz2009-03-23 06:35:57
  morning by aprylmae2009-03-23 05:44:38
  PJs are acceptable by Sonri2009-03-23 05:39:35
  *puts BAS mug and hotdog on counter* by sgrunt2009-03-23 05:38:47
  *places hotdog with toppings on bar* by wabbit652009-03-23 05:11:47
  IDGI : If you think there is a problem by klar_at_work2009-03-23 05:00:54
    We won't mind ;D (n/t) by oedlan2009-03-23 05:05:17
  hungry. missed lunch. by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 04:48:28
  Pajama Party! by y2kdragon2009-03-23 04:26:37
    PILLOW FIGHT! by madjo2009-03-23 05:39:26
      *brings pillow & bops madjo* by Silverfire2009-03-23 05:57:22
        *bops silverfire in return* by madjo2009-03-23 06:19:14
          *whaps madjo woth BFP 9000* by wabbit652009-03-23 06:24:17
            Careful to clean up afterwards by paladin2009-03-23 08:24:16
    *runs y2kdragon's pajamas up the flagpole* by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 04:47:55
      I should note here by y2kdragon2009-03-23 07:15:16
  You mean one of these? by Silverfire2009-03-23 04:18:02
    Mmm, hot dogs by y2kdragon2009-03-23 04:28:07
      LOL Dragon snack! (n/t) by Silverfire2009-03-23 04:29:57
  *brings peace offering of hot dog to Treehugger* by Silverfire2009-03-23 04:05:57
  {{{Treehugger}}} by ideur2009-03-23 03:52:22
    :( it's too big... I can't eat all that by Treehugger2009-03-23 03:57:44
      Not Friday! Not Friday!!! NOT FRIDAY!!! (n/t) by vampire2009-03-23 09:55:17
  *Enters Illyways* by Enzomatrix2009-03-23 03:32:43
    mmm Hotdog by Treehugger2009-03-23 03:47:33
Where's Illiways? by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 03:23:55
  Oi! Gimme those back! by firehawk2009-03-23 12:22:31
Digital Photography club weekly reminder by UF_DPC2009-03-23 02:03:17
It's a frakking 3 ring circus by SnArL2009-03-23 01:45:11
  The SWEET smell of outsourcing! by Adiplomat2009-03-23 09:33:52
  eeeegh by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 03:20:13
    Actually, it sounds like reality.. :\ by Enzomatrix2009-03-23 03:39:48
      and having the work done off site (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:32:20
      Too familliar by kent_eh2009-03-23 06:09:21
        Because that's "The Process". by Avium2009-03-23 06:20:18
      Sound like by y2kdragon2009-03-23 04:25:52
What would it need to have Geekfinder running agai by klar_at_work2009-03-23 01:35:01
Invoke: Tyop / Auto UFies by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 01:27:51
  Very little. by Tyop2009-03-23 01:42:38
    oh, and: No, the instrument to remove water from by Tyop2009-03-23 01:48:41
I'm sad/happy that I can't vote on Hugo award... by Sharku2009-03-23 01:22:59
  girl genius is in the running too... (n/t) by Nightwind2009-03-23 11:46:40
  Sad... by Aldrin2009-03-23 07:08:04
  Torn I am. by themadkansan2009-03-23 06:11:36
I like today's XKCD. by davydd2009-03-23 01:19:02
  Nice, but I prefer ... by iarann2009-03-23 06:21:44
    That doesn't have the desired effect. by altordwm2009-03-23 06:49:44
      I tend to tag sentences with by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 07:12:40
        "... for low values of epsilon." (n/t) by chanceslost2009-03-23 07:17:18
          That reminds me of by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 07:36:42
  Puns are fun. by Skelwar2009-03-23 04:50:02
  Me too. by firehawk2009-03-23 01:50:44
    You too again by oedlan2009-03-23 01:54:58
      You again! by firehawk2009-03-23 02:04:44
        *pickles firehawk's blackhole* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 03:20:44
          No pun intended? (n/t) by vdp2009-03-23 09:26:20
            *eats the pun* (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 21:53:38
Link to Classifieds discussion at LI UF by klar_at_work2009-03-23 01:18:50
  ATTN Mekkanik_Mike : by klar_at_work2009-03-23 01:19:43
    sure.... by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 01:23:47
      Ok will send you from home. by klar_at_work2009-03-23 01:33:41
        will do. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 01:41:11
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-03-23 01:08:33
I have 13 'friends' on facebook.. is it too early by Jeff_UK2009-03-23 01:00:59
  be careful, one of them's going to betray you for by joresgump2009-03-23 12:06:16
  You'd be the one with your name who knows... by McNutcase2009-03-23 10:50:20
  Were you knighted and sold a million albums yet? by RetiQlum22009-03-23 01:14:10
    Jesus, man, not the Beatles, Jesus by veran2009-03-23 03:28:35
      Jesus was a hippy. by RetiQlum22009-03-23 03:58:13
        If Jesus came today, by veran2009-03-23 04:12:27
          Or ridin' in a car... by kent_eh2009-03-23 06:13:39
          More like by themadkansan2009-03-23 06:13:21
            He'd know by veran2009-03-23 08:36:41
              I take great comfort by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 08:45:13
                Or despair of... :+) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 08:59:18
                  There are a half dozen or so by MatthewDBA2009-03-23 09:01:17
                    I guess they Vatican doesnt count by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:40:46
    No but he can rattle jewelry like a pro. by Sharku2009-03-23 01:42:20
      Have you handed back your OBE? by Purest2009-03-23 02:43:53
        Imagine that... by todAnthony2009-03-23 06:35:15
Right so what are the odds... by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 00:51:47
  Only if played right (or wrong, depending on your by Enzomatrix2009-03-23 00:57:23
Today's GG is SOOO true.. by Enzomatrix2009-03-23 00:47:17
  Best use : Pay taxes, play lotteries. by klar_at_work2009-03-23 01:14:34
    The Ballad of Cedric Fruvous springs to mind... (n/t) by Purest2009-03-23 02:45:14
Which game is it? (n/t) by SparcMan2009-03-23 00:35:37
  Duke Nukem Forever 2 - The Duke's third coming by madjo2009-03-23 04:17:01
  Tiddly Winks. (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 00:37:58
    Tiddly Winks Hero: World Tour (n/t) by SparcMan2009-03-23 09:25:30
    Tiddly Winks: The MMO. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2009-03-23 00:44:24
      Tiddly Winks: The FPS. (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 00:45:26
        Tiddly Winks: The FPS MMO RTS (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2009-03-23 00:46:21
          Tiddly Winks: Party Mix. by firehawk2009-03-23 01:03:53
            *eats tiddly winks* (n/t) by Klymer2009-03-23 07:27:09
TTGTB by taitano2009-03-23 00:33:12
Aaaand... by Adiplomat2009-03-23 00:22:12
  :D by Purest2009-03-23 02:48:12
  Should i send you the first episode? by ideur2009-03-23 01:53:13
  Oh, please. by firehawk2009-03-23 00:25:28
    Yer old by y2kdragon2009-03-23 04:22:52
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 00:02:21
  Eschewing obfuscation. (n/t) by rorajoey2009-03-23 23:36:31
  Encourage entropy. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-23 09:55:46
  Have enough to be happy.. by karl-henrik2009-03-23 07:35:30
  BAS, BAS, and More BAS. (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-23 06:43:51
  It's like I use the same answer over and over... by todAnthony2009-03-23 06:39:13
    Happosai! (n/t) by joresgump2009-03-23 08:43:53
  I. by Khaar2009-03-23 06:15:35
  Pray for mom & reschedule an by Silverfire2009-03-23 05:58:59
  1. Me by Skelwar2009-03-23 04:46:15
  1. Me by y2kdragon2009-03-23 04:22:14
  what priorities? by madjo2009-03-23 03:05:26
  1. Wife by Spisefisken2009-03-23 02:12:21
    As a kid myself (kind of), I approve. by Skelwar2009-03-23 04:47:42
    I think it's a good answer by y2kdragon2009-03-23 04:30:42
    Seconded! (n/t) by davydd2009-03-23 03:24:12
    Booo! Silly Question of the Day. by RetiQlum22009-03-23 03:07:46
    *applause* by firehawk2009-03-23 02:53:26
  Becoming the Leader of The Wild Hunt. by RetiQlum22009-03-23 01:21:50
    You want to become the leader of a Therion song? by Sharku2009-03-23 01:39:02
      The Wild Hunt is a bit older than that. (n/t) by RetiQlum22009-03-23 01:44:12
        Yeah, but Therion in concert is AWESOME. by esbita2009-03-23 05:14:29
  1: Read UF by NemoHac2009-03-23 01:00:56
  1.) Rewire brain to make me stress less by FNORDer2009-03-23 00:28:19
  Well. . . Priority No. one is: by taitano2009-03-23 00:19:29
  Hmmmm... by Adiplomat2009-03-23 00:12:34
    s/2nd attention/prevention. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 00:26:48
  1. Enjoy Life by vectorz2009-03-23 00:11:35
  For today by oedlan2009-03-23 00:10:49
    4) Which kind? by Adiplomat2009-03-23 00:14:41
      MALM by oedlan2009-03-23 01:53:11
  1: Be weird. by firehawk2009-03-23 00:04:03
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-03-23 00:01:46
  "The Eagle has landed." -Neil Armstrong. by RetiQlum22009-03-23 01:24:30
    Cubit by basher202009-03-23 06:54:35
      dog by confused.brit2009-03-23 06:55:41
        Wrong by basher202009-03-23 07:08:42
          Daggit by Stibbons2009-03-23 09:41:25
            I'd have to say 'KITT', from 'Knight Rider' by corwin172009-03-23 11:57:17
              Micheal Long I beleive was his original name by confused.brit2009-03-23 12:12:06
Translations by Nea2009-03-23 00:01:01
  Comic Haiku/Senryu Redux by madjo2009-03-23 01:10:03
    Since noone has mentioned it: by RetiQlum22009-03-23 03:11:51
      thank you :) by madjo2009-03-23 04:09:23
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by madjo2009-03-23 01:05:58
    Achterhoeks by rikthoff2009-03-23 01:23:44
    Door MadJo by madjo2009-03-23 01:06:51
  deutsch / german TLP (n/t) by kp-friendly2009-03-23 00:31:27
    woertlich by byrd2009-03-24 02:07:35
    by kp-friendly by kp-friendly2009-03-23 00:32:41
ATTN: Cluttersquad (repost) by firehawk2009-03-23 00:00:51
  Aim? What is aim? by vectorz2009-03-23 00:25:14
    We do. Carry on then. (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 00:25:57
      ...then why is our instructions by Lethosos2009-03-23 18:32:20
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-03-23 00:00:01
  HankTheTankhuntedwithZoewhenthecapacitorpopped by Hieraco2009-03-23 00:01:34
    *eats Hieraco's post* (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 00:04:33
  HankTheTankhuntedwithZoewhenthecapacitorpopped by ideur2009-03-23 00:00:56

 

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