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Cartoon for Feb 16, 2009
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LINK TO METAFILTER QUOTE HERE by Illiad2009-02-26 12:40:35
Has Pete Abrams of Sluggy fame, been watching by Klaranth2009-02-16 23:09:55
  Oi! Watch where you're poking that thing! by firehawk2009-02-16 23:24:00
    Not that many holes to poke it into by Klaranth2009-02-16 23:36:35
      *eats billiard cue and chalk* by werehatrack2009-02-16 23:42:32
        Isn't that practically cannibalism (n/t) by fudje2009-02-16 23:49:06
Why? by FNORDer2009-02-16 22:31:04
  Z! (n/t) by werehatrack2009-02-16 23:43:31
  Because we like you! M...O...U...S...E! (n/t) by corwin172009-02-16 23:36:30
  Because I said so! (n/t) by Woodburn2009-02-16 22:47:38
    End of story (n/t) by dennismv2009-02-16 22:52:33
      Can I have a cookie now? (n/t) by hadji2009-02-16 22:53:33
        Here you go =P by Flirkann2009-02-16 23:16:51
well I've just completed my by MadnessASAP2009-02-16 22:19:36
  Nope, Still optional =P (n/t) by Flirkann2009-02-16 23:12:56
montserrat by dennismv2009-02-16 22:11:20
  pflotsch (n/t) by vectorz2009-02-16 23:05:43
  mystique (n/t) by Llyr2009-02-16 23:01:27
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaarrggguuuhhhhh by dennismv2009-02-16 21:53:05
  The meeting was tonight? (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 23:22:59
    two days from now (n/t) by dennismv2009-02-17 06:45:37
  What, did you wake up in prehistoric Islington or by Intrinsic2009-02-16 22:22:20
    nah.. by dennismv2009-02-16 22:33:38
  is it generally better to say by dennismv2009-02-16 21:55:57
Almost have a new shiny! by leejam2009-02-16 21:46:25
Note to self: Do not drink random stuff by Concept2009-02-16 21:27:40
  yeah..., given that they are VERY heavily into the by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 21:36:18
  jinx... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 21:35:44
    Hehe. I actually like the Kleg as a race. by Concept2009-02-16 21:38:13
      yeah... say... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 21:49:43
        I'm guessing probably the makings of by Concept2009-02-16 21:51:40
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2009-02-16 21:00:01
I can has ebook, part 2! by joresgump2009-02-16 20:34:03
  Thanks :-) (n/t) by Lab Rat2009-02-16 21:41:58
  Congrats! by Danu2009-02-16 21:28:04
    Why not a free download without collecting by Zoxer2009-02-17 05:33:26
      As I see it, the model is charging the reader for by joresgump2009-02-17 12:35:44
Attn: TechisSO by Danu2009-02-16 20:19:28
Attn Firehawk: I've had enough of this rain... by MISRobin22009-02-16 20:14:55
  How about sending some over here then? by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 20:37:30
    I'll give it a try! by MISRobin22009-02-16 20:49:26
      NO! NO BLOODY RAIN! by firehawk2009-02-16 21:04:16
        Looks like my indecision has sent it off course. by MISRobin22009-02-16 21:28:01
          *sigh* What are we gonna do with you? by firehawk2009-02-16 23:25:55
        *sets the temp in firehawk's area to 70C* by sgrunt2009-02-16 21:10:11
          Overheated my a3. by firehawk2009-02-16 21:20:06
        I know... I'm supposed to be living in the DESERT! by MISRobin22009-02-16 21:09:52
          Send it back through NorCal, just to punish them. by firehawk2009-02-16 21:20:38
            Good idea! (n/t) by MISRobin22009-02-16 21:24:17
            Yes, send it this way by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 21:24:07
              Yeah, it's drought, fire, or mudslide... you pick! by MISRobin22009-02-16 21:32:04
I just flew cross-country. Boy are my arms tired! by corwin172009-02-16 19:51:23
TTGTBT by radiowave9112009-02-16 19:30:11
Ngah. Six hours and counting in character creation by McNutcase2009-02-16 19:26:59
  Which system is that? (n/t) by Silverfire2009-02-16 19:30:41
    Burning Wheel. by McNutcase2009-02-16 19:37:24
Anyone submittling logs to DShield? by radiowave9112009-02-16 18:19:31
  Kiwi? Isn't that a Win syslog server? by bwkaz2009-02-16 18:28:56
    I see Sonicwall, but no Smoothwall. by radiowave9112009-02-16 19:14:56
      Must have gotten confused; sorry. by bwkaz2009-02-16 20:15:28
WTF! It 17 minutes into Heros and they are still by SaylorA2009-02-16 18:18:53
Why AM I HERE! by Nightwind2009-02-16 17:40:15
  Admiral Stockdale or Pinky? (n/t) by corwin172009-02-16 19:56:10
  I was listening to the song by Nightwind2009-02-16 18:59:11
  We were never away. by SaylorA2009-02-16 17:50:16
  One of these days I'm going to watch Babylon 5. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-02-16 17:44:36
    In that case... by UGuardian2009-02-16 17:55:53
      Bzzt! by sgrunt2009-02-16 18:17:27
        I thought the URL looked odd by UGuardian2009-02-16 18:37:22
        Wow; that's the same site I've been following... by bwkaz2009-02-16 18:31:37
    A possible convert!!!! Get him!!!!!!!!1111 by SaylorA2009-02-16 17:53:14
time to book it by cyberspooked2009-02-16 17:39:48
"Actually, Granddad, Christmas is a pagan holiday by toysbfun2009-02-16 17:33:18
First post from rebuilt home PC. by SaylorA2009-02-16 16:55:50
Death by screaming chicken disguised as man! by veran2009-02-16 16:35:10
linux help please. by retiqlum22009-02-16 16:04:20
  In the end I just used smbclient as ftp. by retiqlum22009-02-16 20:10:39
  dd by jmaxsohmer2009-02-16 17:28:20
    The part I can't seem to do... by retiqlum22009-02-16 17:31:51
      Could you install smbmount? by jmaxsohmer2009-02-16 17:33:42
  netcat? by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 16:19:05
    The other machine is a networked HDD. by retiqlum22009-02-16 17:18:05
  What I've done by imrambi2009-02-16 16:16:53
    dd | *tar*? by bwkaz2009-02-16 17:14:11
    Problem: by retiqlum22009-02-16 17:07:46
      Your mount (or kernel?) doesn't understand cifs. by bwkaz2009-02-16 17:10:03
        smb works. smbmount is not found. by retiqlum22009-02-16 17:19:06
          smbmount / mount.smb / mount.smbfs? by bwkaz2009-02-16 18:41:53
attn: Wordkitty by cyberspooked2009-02-16 15:52:49
  *falls off chair* XD AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 21:10:40
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-D (n/t) by Snate2009-02-16 15:56:03
"It's easier to take care of kids if you work... by Illiad2009-02-16 15:39:25
  BWAHAHAHAAHAHHAA! by firehawk2009-02-16 21:06:19
  I have that pic on my cell phone! by corwin172009-02-16 20:00:00
  Easier != easy (n/t) by raptor_872009-02-16 19:09:57
  Actually, it's easier to take care of kids if... by SnappingTurtle2009-02-16 18:25:03
  Tell them your army of minions will smite them by joecrouse2009-02-16 18:13:09
  Actually, that assertion is correct. by kahuana2009-02-16 18:02:03
  trust me I understand you :) by Garrinka2009-02-16 16:32:55
  Messy. Not to mention the radioactivity. by twixt2009-02-16 16:32:41
  Are you saying they have no off button? by run.dll2009-02-16 16:32:14
  But it is. by tallastro2009-02-16 16:27:06
  Yes, it's annoying isn't it? by thread_killer2009-02-16 15:41:08
    Once the kids are in school by voxwoman2009-02-16 17:55:30
      My youngest started school this year by thread_killer2009-02-16 18:07:40
        Yes, we regularly get calls/texts by voxwoman2009-02-16 19:57:09
          You're a really nice mom. by Illiad2009-02-16 20:12:06
          And why did you ever respond to those? (n/t) by tallastro2009-02-16 20:01:38
    You bet it is. by Illiad2009-02-16 15:55:01
      I still remember Jerry Pournelle's comments by twixt2009-02-16 20:52:34
      Try coding that way. by retiqlum22009-02-16 16:10:08
        but if you're working in an office by voxwoman2009-02-16 17:52:36
      in cases like that duct tape is your friend by cyberspooked2009-02-16 16:05:16
US UFies, what do you recommend for e-filing taxes by Snate2009-02-16 15:36:14
  This year, I used the new Free File FIllable Forms by altordwm2009-02-16 21:30:45
  TurboTax. Used it for about 7 years now. by firehawk2009-02-16 21:02:29
  CompleteTax by vivianc2009-02-16 19:36:17
  H&R Block Taxcut by cyberspooked2009-02-16 16:18:16
  TurboTax == Intuit == Teh Evil by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 16:12:37
  I've used TurboTax the past couple years. by morenna2009-02-16 15:59:18
  The current standard seems to be by hobbs2009-02-16 15:49:16
    TaxAct by robertltux2009-02-16 16:31:16
*looks at prey ...... stalks prey ..... by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:36:05
  GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! by firehawk2009-02-16 18:50:03
Dear Mr. Obama: by hobbs2009-02-16 15:26:33
  At least one of those were dictated to the kid (n/t) by subbywan2009-02-16 15:58:52
    Personally I'm more concerned with the how it was by cyberspooked2009-02-16 16:31:50
      Not any more, in the era of "don't correct". by firehawk2009-02-16 18:48:46
I need my job.. I *need* my job... by Garrinka2009-02-16 15:25:58
  *removes own brains, hangs self up on wall* by firehawk2009-02-16 18:46:43
  Sitts on Garrinka by joecrouse2009-02-16 17:52:42
  Hopefully this will cheer you up by Snate2009-02-16 16:16:51
    thanks hon it did :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-02-16 16:26:30
      You're Welcome :-) by Snate2009-02-16 16:28:42
        same here.. catch you guys in a bit.. by Garrinka2009-02-16 16:29:36
  {{{Garrinka}}} by morenna2009-02-16 16:00:56
    {{{ morenna }}} by Garrinka2009-02-16 16:05:22
  {{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}} by Silverfire2009-02-16 15:51:09
    they *where* until stuff got busy.. by Garrinka2009-02-16 15:58:37
      I think this is where Document, Document, by Silverfire2009-02-16 16:08:22
        got ya and thanks :) by Garrinka2009-02-16 16:09:33
  {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2009-02-16 15:48:41
    same back at ya hon :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-02-16 16:08:29
  sorry to hear that by cyberspooked2009-02-16 15:47:29
    oh he knows.. but with her in there.. by Garrinka2009-02-16 16:03:08
      that really sucks by cyberspooked2009-02-16 16:15:42
  {{{{{Garrinka}}}}} by AprylMae2009-02-16 15:41:43
    thanks hon *hugs*... by Garrinka2009-02-16 15:45:18
  *Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:31:42
    thanks kitty.. :) *offers a soft kitty treat* . by Garrinka2009-02-16 15:35:51
      Found bigger prey already, by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:37:08
        hehe... thanks depends on what it is :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-02-16 15:38:41
          /me looks at servant by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:41:26
            thanks but no :) I don't hit people :) by Garrinka2009-02-16 15:46:37
              Is not people. Is zombie. Eats brainszzzzz by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:51:54
What is for Dinner? by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 15:10:27
  Beef negamaki, stirfried vegetables, rice. (n/t) by retiqlum22009-02-16 17:30:51
  bean/rice burrito and a salad. (n/t) by morenna2009-02-16 16:02:41
  Something with musk-ox meat. (n/t) by toxin2009-02-16 15:47:53
    Thought process: by Llyr2009-02-16 16:07:38
  egg salad sammich (n/t) by AprylMae2009-02-16 15:42:41
  BACON EXPLOSION!!! by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 15:22:23
    *stuck to your window like a Garfield plushy* (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 18:45:35
    Bacon ? by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:43:11
      *puts away catnip ball, pulls out bacon ball* by firehawk2009-02-16 18:45:15
  I think I'll be making mac and cheese with whole by Snate2009-02-16 15:17:42
    MMMmmm that sounds good by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 15:19:06
  Not sure yet. Some possibilities: by firehawk2009-02-16 15:16:49
    Pff. Qdoba. by the_diggity2009-02-16 15:27:42
      Freebirds Burritos FTW :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 15:31:09
        Qdoba would whip both of them with by firehawk2009-02-16 18:40:33
    You should go to Guedo's! by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 15:21:38
      Hmmm...I might try that. But not tomorrow. by firehawk2009-02-16 18:41:37
  Got any catnip? by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:12:51
    *throws catnip mouse across the room* by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 15:17:54
      *hesitates .... by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:20:18
        *makes ball go bouncy bouncy bouncy by Wordkitty* (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 15:20:54
          *Runs after firehawk by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:22:00
            *tosses it again, giving lots of altitude* by firehawk2009-02-16 18:42:08
    *rolls catnip ball toward Wordkitty* (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 15:17:07
      Hesitates ... by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:20:52
Laptop question by Llyr2009-02-16 15:02:33
  Just added 1G by binkley2009-02-16 15:52:54
  It wasn't difficult for my iBook a few years ago. by dodrian2009-02-16 15:25:58
    easy...as long as you don't lose any screws =P (n/t) by Flirkann2009-02-16 21:35:05
  These days, the access panel is even marked by kahuana2009-02-16 15:15:39
  yes and no by cyberspooked2009-02-16 15:10:44
  If you have the right type, it's usually easy. by McNutcase2009-02-16 15:07:02
  No. At least not in those I've seen (mostly Dell) (n/t) by shargo2009-02-16 15:05:26
<Snagglepuss> "Heavens to Murgatroyd!" by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 15:00:38
We have chocolate bunnies for celebrating Easter by hadji2009-02-16 14:47:21
  A pun within a pun? New heights! (n/t) by kahuana2009-02-16 15:26:55
    two puns? I only see one. (n/t) by Snate2009-02-16 15:30:57
      Think alternate meanings for "dump" and "fudge". (n/t) by kahuana2009-02-16 18:06:21
  December 20 is dump day by basher202009-02-16 14:59:42
using an .iso file by ick2009-02-16 14:35:22
  Yes, see buggy's post by shargo2009-02-16 15:04:01
A group of famous scientists are sitting around by parastra2009-02-16 14:06:56
  I love mathmatical jokes. Especially the by ChuckAB2009-02-16 14:34:47
    1 Pa = 1 N / (m^2) (n/t) by Llyr2009-02-16 14:46:01
      And if you want to feel that pressure... by Avium2009-02-16 17:38:16
      That's ... lightweight - very lightweight. by ChuckAB2009-02-16 14:50:36
        I decided it would be funnier to be cryptic. :) (n (n/t) by Llyr2009-02-16 14:57:10
        Lightweight? The joke or the explanation? :) (n/t) by parastra2009-02-16 14:55:57
          Yes. (n/t) by ChuckAB2009-02-16 15:12:11
      Bwhahaha! by retiqlum22009-02-16 14:48:10
        I know, that's why it took me a while to click. by Llyr2009-02-16 14:58:06
          Then why is my tire (tyre) gauge in PSI on one by ChuckAB2009-02-16 17:09:01
            Hmmm... Missed something by ChuckAB2009-02-16 17:11:29
    You heard the whooshing sound too? (n/t) by retiqlum22009-02-16 14:40:32
  Took me a minute. Awesome. (n/t) by Llyr2009-02-16 14:25:18
  and one second later he sees Coulomb by run.dll2009-02-16 14:24:05
    I thought the proper response by basher202009-02-16 14:55:28
      He's currently so sick of this greeting, by Llyr2009-02-16 14:59:43
        That accusation is quite (wait for it) by firehawk2009-02-16 15:11:04
  Ow. (n/t) by hobbs2009-02-16 14:13:37
  Ha! Ha! Ha! (LOL!) (n/t) by LongFist2009-02-16 14:11:32
Shiny? New? Nope! But i would like to have! by ideur2009-02-16 13:50:42
  That poor horse. Where's the SPCA?! (n/t) by vampire2009-02-16 16:08:27
  the only problem I see is the chain drive in the by cyberspooked2009-02-16 14:18:46
An Awesome Canadian Solution to the Recession by Illiad2009-02-16 13:31:47
  I vote they skip the sleeping part by cyberspooked2009-02-16 13:59:23
  ... and in that new world order, by run.dll2009-02-16 13:55:25
    Now we know why Illiad wants to stay a year in NL. by Klaranth2009-02-16 15:40:20
  When Michigan had the referendum to legalize by esbita2009-02-16 13:44:36
    My only problem with it is best illustrated by com by firehawk2009-02-16 13:57:20
      That's precisely my problem with it. by esbita2009-02-16 14:10:58
      That is what the special cake is for (n/t) by veran2009-02-16 14:01:02
        What special cake? Does it prevent contact highs? by firehawk2009-02-16 14:05:18
          If you don't come into contact with the cake... by veran2009-02-16 14:18:21
            Ahhhh...I see. by firehawk2009-02-16 15:08:08
              it's faster and easier to control the dosage by voxwoman2009-02-16 15:17:27
                Those are the same things ex-roomy said. by firehawk2009-02-16 15:19:51
                  As soon as they make everyone by voxwoman2009-02-16 15:22:31
                    That just needs to go away entirely. by firehawk2009-02-16 18:43:19
    Isn't that kind of pointless. by vampire2009-02-16 13:50:26
      I thought it is very effective by voxwoman2009-02-16 15:20:33
        glaucoma by vampire2009-02-16 16:06:54
      Michigan is grasping at straws by esbita2009-02-16 14:30:30
      Instead of making it legal, they could just by veran2009-02-16 13:54:17
    For fear of being caught, they operate by LongFist2009-02-16 13:47:17
      *snerk* (n/t) by esbita2009-02-16 14:26:41
      Weed: look for a slow car. by veran2009-02-16 13:52:30
        I thought a lot of truckers take speed by voxwoman2009-02-16 15:26:52
  When I read the last sentence I read it as by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 13:35:47
    All green, all the way. by veran2009-02-16 13:37:35
      If the chips were green too...I would be a bit by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 13:39:36
        I could colour them... by veran2009-02-16 13:41:48
          I dunno, it would give an all new meaning to by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 14:13:15
            Idea! Combine the two! by veran2009-02-16 14:19:33
              "you can't eat just one" by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 14:21:52
Oh, yeah. There's a comic strip up there isn't the by intrinsic2009-02-16 13:30:27
Any Debian Linux fans out there? by bobmon2009-02-16 13:28:38
  Thanks, all. Think I'll give 'er a try. by bobmon2009-02-16 17:11:42
  It possibly depends on which Debian by chrisbee2009-02-16 17:11:29
    Who's actually had problems with "Sid/unstable"? by swisscheese2009-02-16 19:53:13
    Hmm. Maybe I'll try Squeeze then. Is it possible by bobmon2009-02-16 17:13:59
      Download and parse Packages.gz from the repository by Intrinsic2009-02-16 17:56:35
  Possibly by hobbs2009-02-16 13:40:48
  If Ubuntu doesn't support it, by jiteo2009-02-16 13:33:35
    I thought Ubuntu was based off of Debian... by retiqlum22009-02-16 13:40:29
      Exactly. by jiteo2009-02-16 13:42:11
        You confused me. by retiqlum22009-02-16 13:45:29
          but Debian typically is very conservative with cod by Blindman2009-02-16 13:51:28
            IIRC Ubuntu is generally based on Debian-testing by Intrinsic2009-02-16 17:53:29
              I've never had trouble with Sid/unstable (desktop) by swisscheese2009-02-16 19:56:35
        Except that this is very fresh code by hobbs2009-02-16 13:44:49
          Yes, but Debian code tends to lag a bit. by rook_mtl2009-02-16 14:14:51
            But. The. Driver. Is. In. Debian. (n/t) by hobbs2009-02-16 14:22:44
              I got that bit. by rook_mtl2009-02-16 14:34:07
  (OK, madwifi.org isn't MIA, just parts of it) (n/t) by bobmon2009-02-16 13:31:24
Attn: lyr or mathematical UFies by Hieraco2009-02-16 13:06:14
  The key concept here is something that college stu by Llyr2009-02-16 14:56:14
    I like the yucky "stacked fraction" description by Hieraco2009-02-16 22:34:13
  Just use some pie-analogies :) by hobbs2009-02-16 14:12:03
    Don't bring pi into it. by nix2009-02-16 17:29:16
  Don't cross multiply. by mmell2009-02-16 13:44:46
  Well, not a math genius, but: by retiqlum22009-02-16 13:19:34
  Division is the same as multiplication by nix2009-02-16 13:19:13
    So you do the same for any number.. by Jeff_UK2009-02-16 13:26:44
  Explanaiton within by da-gimp2009-02-16 13:15:35
    A further comment: by run.dll2009-02-16 13:37:57
    You know that, and I know that. by retiqlum22009-02-16 13:21:29
    Thanks I'll pass that along to the SO by Hieraco2009-02-16 13:21:04
    *head asplodes* by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 13:17:46
      Only if you invert the cake by Hieraco2009-02-16 13:19:30
        MMM, upside-down cake by basher202009-02-16 13:20:45
          with whipped cream :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 14:47:14
      Close. It always ends up meatloaf though. (n/t) by da-gimp2009-02-16 13:19:19
        You know...they make a little blue by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 13:28:09
trouble in paradise by dennismv2009-02-16 12:33:39
  Is there any evidence to support what by twixt2009-02-16 16:24:38
    thanks by dennismv2009-02-16 19:30:40
  Go to the meeting. by firehawk2009-02-16 13:49:17
    Personally, I doubt they would ever call back. by SaylorA2009-02-16 14:01:11
      Agreed. by firehawk2009-02-16 15:08:59
  Bring copies of every e-mail and of the budgets by bitflipper2009-02-16 13:26:47
    Well said :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 13:31:41
  Flat out ask them the purpose of the meeting and by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 12:55:03
  Can you get hold of someone ... by aix tom2009-02-16 12:51:40
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood, by joresgump2009-02-16 12:32:23
  James Randi (n/t) by Control2009-02-16 21:44:42
  He-Man! (n/t) by veran2009-02-16 13:38:10
  Only after I verify it isn't me. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2009-02-16 12:33:57
    It is you. Consider the formula... by Adiplomat2009-02-16 13:07:58
      *calls Jamie* (n/t) by joresgump2009-02-16 13:12:17
      d4. That makes me *people*! (n/t) by kahuana2009-02-16 13:09:20
        this don't look good. by cyberspooked2009-02-16 13:13:11
          meat = meet to the uncaffeinated brain (n/t) by cyberspooked2009-02-16 13:14:20
            Go with "meet" instead. by firehawk2009-02-16 13:58:41
Illinois Court Watchers by Oddity cubed2009-02-16 12:24:47
Heavens, the SO's already polishing the shotgun by Sonri2009-02-16 11:52:22
  Don't you think that's a little lax? by twixt2009-02-16 19:23:10
  I'll attempt to answer this: by veran2009-02-16 13:22:17
    *snerk* Not bad (n/t) by intrinsic2009-02-16 13:27:24
  Should I be amused or depressed by basher202009-02-16 13:08:47
    It left me lusting for blood. (n/t) by veran2009-02-16 13:26:09
    The correct question is, should Sonri be concerned (n/t) by intrinsic2009-02-16 13:17:12
      Maybe relieved by basher202009-02-16 13:18:28
        I know they do by Sonri2009-02-16 14:38:58
        I was thinking more about such people growing into by intrinsic2009-02-16 13:20:40
          You mean by basher202009-02-16 13:43:48
            Close by Sonri2009-02-16 14:44:38
  It's really funny - except for Question #6 by Zette2009-02-16 12:16:37
    If ou are a clone, lab monster of some sort... (n/ (n/t) by veran2009-02-16 13:24:54
    Umm, if you didn't have one of each, how by tallastro2009-02-16 12:24:12
      Difference between genetic donor and parent by Sonri2009-02-16 12:27:44
        I was going with "persons from whom one is by tallastro2009-02-16 13:10:47
          For my sisters husband it wasn't by robertltux2009-02-16 13:30:06
        But you're okay with the questions regarding by mmell2009-02-16 12:34:17
          In my case, religion is VERY important by Sonri2009-02-16 14:35:55
          okay, deep breath by aprylmae2009-02-16 12:39:39
            I got a good one: by veran2009-02-16 13:32:53
    I didn't make the application by Sonri2009-02-16 12:22:50
      same is true for kids by aprylmae2009-02-16 12:36:24
  WARNING: Do not drink beverage while reading link by Sonri2009-02-16 12:07:57
    Pretty sure that's been posted before... (n/t) by intrinsic2009-02-16 12:10:15
      Maybe, but I'd never seen it, or needed it before by Sonri2009-02-16 12:12:50
        :-D Congratulations (n/t) by intrinsic2009-02-16 12:14:44
          Thanks by Sonri2009-02-16 12:19:47
            the only thing worse than "a woman scorned" is by robertltux2009-02-16 13:36:05
              I got Antartica covered by Sonri2009-02-16 14:48:55
            Good luck. Being a geek-girl will undoubtedly help by intrinsic2009-02-16 13:15:30
              and FWIW by aprylmae2009-02-16 13:42:04
                Feed them beer. by veran2009-02-16 13:43:30
                  eh, I'm WAY past that now by aprylmae2009-02-16 13:48:25
                    For each, their own perversion: by veran2009-02-16 13:59:17
UK Photography Megafail by Myke2009-02-16 11:34:51
  "I am a subject not a citizen" by Jeff_UK2009-02-16 13:22:08
  People watch too many movies... by Bellator2009-02-16 12:12:55
    Furthermore... by Myke2009-02-16 13:58:24
      Cell phone? Pocket camera? by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 14:10:57
        exactly by Myke2009-02-16 14:30:22
  Not that the UK was any place to visit by Count_02009-02-16 11:44:07
    Highest crime rate? by Jeff_UK2009-02-16 13:10:31
      Actually, if done correctly, 2222 people is plenty by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 13:48:56
    And labour still claim to be the left wing party. (n/t) by AndyA2009-02-16 11:47:04
There was an ample pool beneath the window by Nightwind2009-02-16 11:13:01
D) Real, erect and enlarged. by run.dll2009-02-16 11:11:56
  the question is about vectors. (n/t) by joresgump2009-02-16 11:35:00
    Is that what you call them? by run.dll2009-02-16 11:39:42
  So? by bitflipper2009-02-16 11:14:51
/me is worried about his brother by laserman2009-02-16 11:11:02
  Meow! (n/t) by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:10:38
    Do you think that's really the time and place? (n/t) by Sharku2009-02-16 17:58:48
  {{{laserman, brother and family}}} (n/t) by morenna2009-02-16 14:20:09
  not good. by cyberspooked2009-02-16 13:37:09
  :( {{{laserman}}} (n/t) by sonja2009-02-16 11:38:41
  {{{laserman}}} by bitflipper2009-02-16 11:26:03
Facebook by squidgete2009-02-16 11:03:52
  Somthing like the group called UserFriendly.org? by AndyA2009-02-16 11:35:12
  I thought that was what *THIS* area was for... ;) (n/t) by LongFist2009-02-16 11:13:02
Ninjas in the kitchen. by taitano2009-02-16 11:02:19
  duh by cyberspooked2009-02-16 11:46:25
ATTN: taitano by firehawk2009-02-16 10:52:14
Why is it that when you tell some people by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 10:43:58
  We had a great whiner... he broke his Blackberry by Jeff_UK2009-02-16 13:31:27
  Tom Cruise as Lestat. (n/t) by thread_killer2009-02-16 13:03:22
    Wrong TLP. Move that down one. (n/t) by thread_killer2009-02-16 13:03:54
      I don't know, it kinda works here too. by tallastro2009-02-16 13:22:54
        lol! :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 13:37:28
      that may still classify as the truth by cyberspooked2009-02-16 13:16:47
  because they don't want to hear the truth by cyberspooked2009-02-16 11:55:13
  So I am trying to help out the manual review by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 11:11:32
  When they ask to speak to the manager, .... by aix tom2009-02-16 10:56:57
    Well... you know that most people think by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 11:04:57
      Yeah, I hate those people... by mpicklesimer12009-02-16 11:21:38
  Truth is a three-edged sword... (n/t) by vampire2009-02-16 10:50:24
    Lie is an one-edged sword... by joresgump2009-02-16 13:22:02
  That last one is rather easy. by adiplomat2009-02-16 10:49:24
  Because Truth is not the same as truth by bitflipper2009-02-16 10:48:42
    It's a beautiful lie... by veran2009-02-16 13:40:47
    He called back and I am talkign to him again by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 10:54:40
      Just point out to him... by bitflipper2009-02-16 11:11:01
        :-D I normally do well because of my time in by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 11:15:39
Your candidates for worst casting in a movie ever? by Zette2009-02-16 10:38:56
  The red-head dork who played John Clark in by tskelton2009-02-16 14:42:37
    and very large. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-02-16 15:06:51
  Off hand, Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci Code by intrinsic2009-02-16 13:01:00
    When you said that, a WRONG image popped up by veran2009-02-16 13:47:15
      Why wrong? Bosom Buddies was a great show! (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 13:56:37
        Just makes me shake my head. (n/t) by veran2009-02-16 14:16:55
  Halle Berry as Storm in X-Men by Illiad2009-02-16 12:05:37
    He-man? by joresgump2009-02-16 12:45:49
    Acting-wise, perhaps. by jmaxsohmer2009-02-16 12:37:40
      You could take "as Storm" by Illiad2009-02-16 12:38:49
        I'll grant that much :P (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2009-02-16 12:58:10
        counter-example: by joresgump2009-02-16 12:54:37
    That's funny. by tallastro2009-02-16 12:20:04
      See them in action. by Illiad2009-02-16 12:37:44
  Lee Majors in "The Norseman" (n/t) by ag_wyvern2009-02-16 12:02:46
  Tony Curtis in "The Vikings" (1958) (n/t) by run.dll2009-02-16 11:15:20
  Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker by jdelphiki2009-02-16 11:12:17
  Kevin Costner as Robin Hood. (n/t) by SaylorA2009-02-16 11:05:11
    "Because -- unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can by bwkaz2009-02-16 11:50:52
  That's not too bad. by tallastro2009-02-16 11:01:04
    ya, he did not make a good Klingon (n/t) by Freakazoid2009-02-16 11:51:48
  2nd choice - Marlon Brando as Sky Masterson by basher202009-02-16 10:58:24
  Everything Ashton Kutcher... by OsteSpiser2009-02-16 10:52:50
  Sean Connery in *any* Highlander movie by bitflipper2009-02-16 10:41:05
    Sean Connery as a Russian submarine commander. (n/t) by kahuana2009-02-16 11:04:20
      The accent made thematic sense, though. by McNutcase2009-02-16 12:52:58
      Harrison Ford too! (n/t) by Illiad2009-02-16 12:39:17
        Harrison Ford played a Russian sub commander? (n/t) by intrinsic2009-02-16 13:23:07
          Yes. K-19: The Widowmaker. (n/t) by kahuana2009-02-16 15:36:58
          Harrison Ford was not in Hunt for Red October by basher202009-02-16 14:04:07
    Anything involving the word "Zeist" by firehawk2009-02-16 10:44:44
  John Wayne as Genghis Kahn by basher202009-02-16 10:40:27
    D4 it! :sigh: by bitflipper2009-02-16 10:42:44
Finally: New job for me! Yay! by UnFair2009-02-16 10:35:34
  \o/ WOOHOO! *cattle prods rodents* by firehawk2009-02-16 10:43:54
  Congratulations! :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 10:40:15
  Dance, y' scurvy Rodents! Dance!! by bitflipper2009-02-16 10:37:34
cap touch screen stylus? by unjust2009-02-16 10:32:03
  well, I have seen gloves and styluses by Freakazoid2009-02-16 10:37:46
    excellent.... looks liek i can just add a bit of by unjust2009-02-16 14:27:18
  They do sell styluseseses for capacitive screens. by vetitice2009-02-16 10:36:29
Am I the only person who, upon seeing on a menu by hadji2009-02-16 10:22:44
  Until today. Now it will be in my head at Faires (n/t) by Divinar2009-02-16 10:39:27
  ...Spam egg sausage and spam, by OsteSpiser2009-02-16 10:36:58
    'Ave y' got anythin' wit'out so much Spam in it? (n/t) by bitflipper2009-02-16 10:38:59
  yes, yes you are. by cyberspooked2009-02-16 10:25:14
    Bread. by bitflipper2009-02-16 10:32:45
Why a DBA can't be a good carpenter? by joresgump2009-02-16 09:52:29
  When I first saw your TLP, I thought... by SaylorA2009-02-16 11:11:43
    answer yourself and I grant you 1000 geek points! (n/t) by joresgump2009-02-16 11:40:08
  But at least we have the correct by MatthewDBA2009-02-16 10:28:30
    And we are experts ... by aix tom2009-02-16 10:46:59
      Yeah, but I'm leery of... by jmaxsohmer2009-02-16 10:53:27
        That's ok, it's all logged, anyway. (n/t) by Concept2009-02-16 11:29:38
?o.O? And they say there's no such thing as a by taitano2009-02-16 09:49:01
Two subs, one cup^h^h^h ocean by AndyA2009-02-16 09:46:26
  Submarines the all time hide and seek champs (n/t) by joecrouse2009-02-16 12:01:43
  Who files that insurance claim by joecrouse2009-02-16 12:00:31
  Inevitable. by firehawk2009-02-16 10:41:35
  ♫♪We're two ships that pass in the night♫♪ (n/t) by bitflipper2009-02-16 10:30:00
  Probably playing games by basher202009-02-16 10:15:00
    The French have a similar maneuver: by kahuana2009-02-16 11:07:39
      *Is suddenly placed in mind... by bitflipper2009-02-16 11:12:25
    Maybe it was just tag? (n/t) by vivianc2009-02-16 10:24:52
  so this is what it's like when subs collide (n/t) by cyberspooked2009-02-16 10:07:21
    Are you ready to go by mpicklesimer12009-02-16 10:35:37
  I blame Agent Johnson. (n/t) by kahuana2009-02-16 10:00:23
so this is what we have to work with? by cyberspooked2009-02-16 09:38:41
  ...and to make matters worse... by LongFist2009-02-16 11:23:19
    Well, you know what they say: figures don't lie... by bitflipper2009-02-16 11:32:22
      it could also be said that there are by cyberspooked2009-02-16 12:48:22
Mechaquest ad has a spelling error. by hadji2009-02-16 09:33:10
  IDGI (n/t) by oot2009-02-16 10:26:04
  The copy editor's nickname was "no-s sherlock" :-) (n/t) by kahuana2009-02-16 10:04:01
Meep, meep.... by postaljohn2009-02-16 09:19:18
  doesn't take batteries by aprylmae2009-02-16 09:37:17
    *retrofits prayer/vibe/fuzzy cannon to do those* by firehawk2009-02-16 10:37:44
  Change the reports and see if your important. by retiqlum22009-02-16 09:31:49
    The way things are going, by postaljohn2009-02-16 09:48:21
  Maybe you should stop making Road Runner sounds? ( (n/t) by callithrix2009-02-16 09:27:10
    sitting in a corner, making soft by postaljohn2009-02-16 09:28:10
      You are being a kitten currently? by callithrix2009-02-16 09:34:50
  *eats visibility* by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 09:20:38
    thanks. by postaljohn2009-02-16 09:23:50
      I suggest painting your self bright pink by joecrouse2009-02-16 09:31:01
        Is that before or after by postaljohn2009-02-16 09:46:22
*sigh* by aprylmae2009-02-16 09:18:49
  {{{{{aprylmae}}}}} (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 10:36:29
  I don't see any light at the end of the tunnel. by mmell2009-02-16 10:01:09
  have faith your death will be quick and painless by cyberspooked2009-02-16 09:49:36
  BTW {{{{{{{ufies}}}}}}} by aprylmae2009-02-16 09:40:38
    Of course we care by Rogue19712009-02-16 10:14:08
  {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{aprylmae}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2009-02-16 09:29:27
  Damn train never hits me. by joecrouse2009-02-16 09:28:54
  *hugs* (n/t) by oot2009-02-16 09:26:17
  {{{aprylmae}}} by callithrix2009-02-16 09:25:42
    kids are fine by aprylmae2009-02-16 09:34:12
      Oh, how rotten. by callithrix2009-02-16 09:41:28
        yea by aprylmae2009-02-16 09:48:24
          It sounds like he'd better sign up. by callithrix2009-02-16 10:06:46
            that's pretty much what I told him by aprylmae2009-02-16 10:10:51
              You have to be with the kids during day time? by callithrix2009-02-16 10:17:22
                they are in school by aprylmae2009-02-16 10:25:13
                  Makes sense by callithrix2009-02-16 10:30:28
                    we have the ocassional screaming match by aprylmae2009-02-16 11:18:55
      Would a refund loan work? (n/t) by bitflipper2009-02-16 09:36:27
        possibly, but I am trying to avoid loans by aprylmae2009-02-16 09:39:14
          Understood. Hang in there. {{{AprylMae}}} (n/t) by bitflipper2009-02-16 09:43:56
  {{{aprylmae}}} by bitflipper2009-02-16 09:24:52
  {{{aprylmae}}} by mpicklesimer12009-02-16 09:20:50
  Not only that, by postaljohn2009-02-16 09:20:13
  {{{{{aprylmae}}}}} by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 09:19:54
Mob attacks police homes... but we are Canadian by toxin2009-02-16 08:40:52
  The part that boggles my mind by bitflipper2009-02-16 09:11:05
    potheads :P (n/t) by subbywan2009-02-16 09:17:58
      How do you say "Du-ude...wait.What?" in Inuktitut? (n/t) by bitflipper2009-02-16 09:19:59
        Heh! Now we now why the "riot" *really* broke up. by bitflipper2009-02-16 09:21:05
          But did you see the price of munchies by toxin2009-02-16 10:33:19
            Yeah. I'm with Illiad, on that one... by bitflipper2009-02-16 10:35:57
          or forgot what was going on. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-02-16 09:27:52
      dude! (n/t) by joresgump2009-02-16 09:18:56
  wonder what have happened if it had been by subbywan2009-02-16 08:52:57
    Or if the drugs were actually there? (n/t) by vivianc2009-02-16 10:28:08
Ashtrays: the best way to get rid of that by toysbfun2009-02-16 08:34:41
  First thing I check when I look at by shargo2009-02-16 09:26:28
    I bought my car from a smoker/chewer. by firehawk2009-02-16 10:30:58
    I knew someone who had an ashtray sitting on the by mpicklesimer12009-02-16 10:30:17
  Details? (n/t) by mpicklesimer12009-02-16 09:19:28
Ok that wasnt at ALL what the job by joecrouse2009-02-16 08:15:05
  I hate it when that happens (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-02-16 08:16:41
2 litres of pop - $8.99 by toxin2009-02-16 08:13:55
  F4 me. by Illiad2009-02-16 09:33:34
    Have a fridge full of Beluga chowder right now by toxin2009-02-16 10:40:23
      It occurs to me... by bitflipper2009-02-16 12:04:18
  They're rankin' Rankin? by kahuana2009-02-16 08:20:45
    Ours are not arbitrary, just very expensive. by toxin2009-02-16 08:34:37
Sevis got two points by Wordkitty2009-02-16 08:09:49
  Yay, thank you! by Sevis2009-02-16 13:12:23
  *makes kissy noizes to call kitty to her* by Rogue19712009-02-16 08:37:47
    Passes his catnip to Rogue by Nightwind2009-02-16 09:08:58
      So stop taking the catnip and pay attention ;-P~~~ (n/t) by bitflipper2009-02-16 09:13:46
        to the fact that wordkitty likes CSI? (n/t) by Nightwind2009-02-16 09:51:24
          Sun, lovely humans to pet me, by Wordkitty2009-02-16 09:58:55
I'm outa here! Gotta fly! by corwin172009-02-16 08:09:15
  Meow! (n/t) by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:10:48
  o/` gonna fly now o/` by sgrunt2009-02-16 08:10:19
Yay, the plumbing is done! by Khaar2009-02-16 07:46:52
  WOOHOO! \o/ (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 10:25:08
I think I just crashed our ticket tracker... by jiteo2009-02-16 07:41:56
  Open a ticket (n/t) by the_diggity2009-02-16 07:47:57
Anybody got access to Usenet binaries? by oot2009-02-16 07:41:41
  I'll be home in about 4 hours by Concept2009-02-16 09:34:05
  If you can wait about 24 hours by corwin172009-02-16 08:00:22
  Email to gmail for the oot grrrl by Hieraco2009-02-16 07:56:37
    OK, ya beat me to it! (n/t) by corwin172009-02-16 08:03:19
  You sure you are 't making coffee? by jmaxsohmer2009-02-16 07:42:36
    ...IDGI... (n/t) by oot2009-02-16 07:53:07
      Distilled Usenet Bitterness (n/t) by the_diggity2009-02-16 07:54:00
So I checked to see if TwoLumps had updated. by retiqlum22009-02-16 07:33:02
  Why??.... ß-Ţ (n/t) by KreepyKrawly2009-02-16 12:24:37
    Why??.... ß-Ţ (n/t) by KreepyKrawly2009-02-16 12:24:57
      Why??.... ß-Ţ by KreepyKrawly2009-02-16 12:26:00
        *Runs away* ß-Ţ (n/t) by KreepyKrawly2009-02-16 12:27:14
  Yay! New strip is up! (n/t) by shargo2009-02-16 09:29:30
    My reaction: Bwahahahahaha brilliant! (n/t) by shargo2009-02-16 09:30:47
  I rather like that the last strip by Nightwind2009-02-16 09:14:21
  They have a forum? (n/t) by CyberKnight2009-02-16 08:12:31
  I deny any participation in any forum by Hieraco2009-02-16 07:49:49
  One forum at a time... by Bellator2009-02-16 07:36:07
    So when do you plan to take over this forum? by Khaar2009-02-16 07:39:08
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2009-02-16 07:08:10
It is monday, on a holiday, and I am grumpy by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 06:54:38
  *sigh* Can someone please Lart the by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 09:07:06
    *burp* by sgrunt2009-02-16 09:08:50
      I would not be surprised if they gave you by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 10:03:55
  *sigh* aill/ Will... by Classic_Jon2009-02-16 07:04:16
Um Agent Johnson???? by robertltux2009-02-16 06:51:24
  Thought this would be about the sub collision. (n/t) by kahuana2009-02-16 08:24:32
  California Native, lived on Navy R&D base by DesertRat662009-02-16 07:59:23
  Heard Concorde putting the loud pedal down... by JimK2009-02-16 07:37:21
  Man. earthquakes... by FNORDer2009-02-16 07:36:40
  I've caused some pretty bad booms by EnzoMatrix2009-02-16 07:05:01
  All 5 plus. (n/t) by retiqlum22009-02-16 06:59:20
  5 is too short a subject line by geopsychic2009-02-16 06:57:01
Help getting Win XP Pro file sharing to work? by Twitchh2009-02-16 06:42:33
  First of all, sharing and browsing are different. by firehawk2009-02-16 10:21:34
  Gotta run - Will try suggestions tonight. by Twitchh2009-02-16 08:30:35
  XP SP3? by mridenour2009-02-16 07:56:54
  A few things to try: by fiordhraoi2009-02-16 07:26:46
  First are they on the same by joecrouse2009-02-16 06:51:08
    Both were/are on (default) "MSHOME" workgroup by Twitchh2009-02-16 07:05:48
      is the enable sharing turned on by joecrouse2009-02-16 07:22:17
Question for German UFies: by MatthewDBA2009-02-16 06:39:23
  Thanks! by MatthewDBA2009-02-16 07:03:48
  Re: Question for German UFies: by FraggyTheUndead2009-02-16 06:55:37
  That is a special German thing. by aix tom2009-02-16 06:53:55
I might have IT-related temp job. by Woodburn2009-02-16 06:14:54
So anyway, wanna get pancakes? by aprylmae2009-02-16 05:49:32
TWWT: The Wait What? Thread by joresgump2009-02-16 05:32:08
  Wait.............. what?!?!?!?! (n/t) by RedIon2009-02-16 14:07:35
  Wait...what?!? by callithrix2009-02-16 10:14:39
    you should have seen where he had it before.... by aprylmae2009-02-16 11:20:03
  What??? wait!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 09:17:51
  Wait... What!? by Tyop2009-02-16 07:50:23
    Now THAT'S talent! (n/t) by corwin172009-02-16 19:35:20
  Wait, what? by sgrunt2009-02-16 07:32:10
  Wai...Wha??? by corwin172009-02-16 06:04:30
  Wait, what? by oedlan2009-02-16 05:46:11
  Wait... what? by FNORDer2009-02-16 05:33:34
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2009-02-16 05:30:02
I can publish ebook! by joresgump2009-02-16 05:29:26
  Congarats! by shargo2009-02-16 05:46:10
    Translation is ready! by joresgump2009-02-16 05:50:32
      Do you have a link to the English version? by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 05:58:14
        No, I plan to upload it soon by joresgump2009-02-16 06:21:24
          Ok, Thanks! =) by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 06:30:15
Poor Pakistan. The govrnment has given in by shargo2009-02-16 04:48:43
  Oh, bad word. Do you have a link? (n/t) by callithrix2009-02-16 09:44:24
    Only to Swedish news-site by shargo2009-02-16 10:13:03
      Sig, det er lřgn... by callithrix2009-02-16 11:02:58
      heres a english linky by laserman2009-02-16 10:50:26
        Thank you - more in-depth than the Swedish one. (n (n/t) by callithrix2009-02-16 11:06:20
  Crap! by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 09:14:19
    And those running things under those by shargo2009-02-16 09:37:12
      Congratulations. Welcome to the beginning of the by firehawk2009-02-16 10:07:45
Could a copper catch a crooked coffin maker? (n/t) by manxmania2009-02-16 04:42:20
  Can constructing crooked coffins be construed as by Hieraco2009-02-16 05:15:33
    Nice run of alliteration there. by manxmania2009-02-16 05:30:18
      I'll have to look that song up,sounds intresting. by Hieraco2009-02-16 05:41:09
        Reminds me of an old comedy sketch by fiordhraoi2009-02-16 07:13:27
note to self: dont get injured again by Rogue19712009-02-16 04:05:14
  Are the SmallerRogues being overly helpful? (n/t) by Sonri2009-02-16 08:06:40
    No, I'm just uncomfortable asking mom by Rogue19712009-02-16 08:35:29
      Meow! (n/t) by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:10:56
      I can understand by Sonri2009-02-16 09:06:16
        Meow! (n/t) by Wordkitty2009-02-16 15:11:08
  <Deleted><Deleted>2009-02-16 11:54:39
    Moderated: Double Post... almost (n/t) by Nea2009-02-16 11:55:12
      Thank you (n/t) by Sonri2009-02-16 12:09:09
    Why no, I haven't eaten lunch yet by Sonri2009-02-16 08:07:40
  *wraps Rogue in bubblewrap* (n/t) by shargo2009-02-16 04:19:55
    *bubbles shargo in Roguewrap* by joresgump2009-02-16 05:52:09
      *unwraps joresgump* by firehawk2009-02-16 10:03:36
        I laminate myself to prevent... by joresgump2009-02-16 10:31:46
          Shouldn't that be "wrapping" to prevent by firehawk2009-02-16 10:46:35
            a plastic wrapping to provent rogue wrapping by joresgump2009-02-16 11:52:50
              s/provent/prevent/ (n/t) by joresgump2009-02-16 12:07:21
W:ET Bar by AndyA2009-02-16 04:00:05
It's a bit odd writing a record of a meeting... by Khaar2009-02-16 03:31:57
Verisign sent me a snail mail.. by karl-henrik2009-02-16 03:06:46
  Heh. Send them a reply: by shargo2009-02-16 03:25:05
    That's another thing that bugged me by karl-henrik2009-02-16 03:28:03
      Use that envelope and write "postage will be payed by UnFair2009-02-16 03:59:41
        Interesting but I don't think it works in Sweden.. by karl-henrik2009-02-16 04:01:40
          Some years ago the postal service realized that by shargo2009-02-16 04:19:08
            For us when there's no stamp: by MatthewDBA2009-02-16 05:11:39
        Or plain "forget" to put on stamp by shargo2009-02-16 04:01:34
      I know what I'd reply with... by FNORDer2009-02-16 03:32:33
My laptop HDD has started to make "ticking" sounds by oedlan2009-02-16 02:32:02
  had that too. now have new hdd and a total data lo by Klymer2009-02-16 03:57:31
  Ticking sounds? by veran2009-02-16 03:46:29
    It can't blow.. by karl-henrik2009-02-16 03:58:48
      So it will suck instead? (n/t) by veran2009-02-16 04:52:09
      s/sing/sign (n/t) by karl-henrik2009-02-16 03:59:14
  tsk tsk tsk..... by shargo2009-02-16 03:32:59
  yes yes and yes. by FNORDer2009-02-16 03:22:21
  [non serious answer]Give it to Homeland Security by madjo2009-02-16 03:07:05
  its ALWAYS a good time to do a full backup by clystron2009-02-16 02:58:16
    Agreed. by oedlan2009-02-16 03:00:54
      thats why by clystron2009-02-16 03:08:11
  Yes and yes. And prayer.* by firehawk2009-02-16 02:34:54
    Seconded (n/t) by karl-henrik2009-02-16 02:35:13
{{{{{klaranth}}}}} by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 02:13:53
  o.O by klar_at_work2009-02-16 02:38:34
    *rearranges klar's eyeballs* (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 10:01:01
Yet another **** emergency by oot2009-02-16 01:30:46
  poor puppy by aprylmae2009-02-16 05:40:14
  (Gives Oot giant Panda-induced hugs) by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 02:20:31
  {{{{{{{oot, oot-friend, oot-friend-doggy}}}}}}} by firehawk2009-02-16 01:38:40
  *huggles* by Treehugger2009-02-16 01:36:02
  {{{oot}}} (n/t) by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 01:32:31
  {{{{{oot and oot-friend}}}}} by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:32:13
Ok. Eww... seriously EWWWWWW. Dead lizard!!! by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:30:19
  Hang onto it. You might need it if you encounter by nix2009-02-16 08:53:40
    sgrunt hits you with a cockatrice corpse. by sgrunt2009-02-16 09:13:00
      *quaffs a potion of acid* by nix2009-02-16 13:12:49
        You kill sgrunt! But wait... by sgrunt2009-02-16 13:32:43
          *zaps self with wand of polymorth* by nix2009-02-16 16:11:51
      hope it aint related to the winslow though... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 09:15:13
  (Gently, reverantly carries the Lizard outside... by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 01:34:34
    (Dabs tear from corner of eye... by JaR2009-02-16 08:15:47
ARS Development by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 01:22:18
  ARS 1.0 Or rather, the current version by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 02:10:35
    Remind me to stick the second day's comic by IByte2009-02-16 11:29:58
  I remember one of the features ... by aix tom2009-02-16 01:47:24
    That wiki went AWOL ages ago by IByte2009-02-16 11:24:38
    s/an Beta/a Beta/ by Spisefisken2009-02-16 01:53:58
      But my post was only Beta, too!!!. ;-P by aix tom2009-02-16 01:56:43
        <Deleted><Deleted>2009-02-16 03:25:50
          Mod'd: Double. (n/t) by Tyop2009-02-16 03:26:37
        It is Germany by Spisefisken2009-02-16 02:03:56
          erm... by buggy2009-02-16 02:23:02
            SOTM: Bayern by OsteSpiser2009-02-16 03:25:28
            Is it okay to call them Barbarians then? by Spisefisken2009-02-16 02:26:13
              Better, but not okay (n/t) by buggy2009-02-16 02:44:59
                But almost all of both Germans and UFies are bar- by shargo2009-02-16 03:00:08
                It mostly depends on : by aix tom2009-02-16 02:49:07
                  Well regarding the latter by Spisefisken2009-02-16 02:52:36
                    stone drunk? by Klymer2009-02-16 03:55:23
                      To make a Bavarian drunk takes some effort by UnFair2009-02-16 04:08:45
                        Is easy.... by shargo2009-02-16 04:24:14
                          Would never work... by OsteSpiser2009-02-16 10:49:20
                    s/Bavaria/Germany by Spisefisken2009-02-16 02:53:06
          Not just the rest of the world by PeKaJe2009-02-16 02:08:43
            No, that's Swedish Congo. by Tyop2009-02-16 04:02:26
              I knew it.... by shargo2009-02-16 04:58:13
  which reminds me... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:27:36
  you interested in helping code? by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:26:48
    I would be if I knew Perl :) by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 01:37:50
      nah... 2.0 is supposed to be PHP by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 02:11:04
        Even better by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 02:20:50
          PHP. A server side scripting language kinda thing by Spisefisken2009-02-16 02:42:49
  Be right with you. We just need to finish up with by Hieraco2009-02-16 01:25:07
    <Deleted><Deleted>2009-02-16 03:27:01
      Mod'd: Double. (n/t) by Tyop2009-02-16 03:27:24
    and Daikatana 2 (n/t) by Jeff_UK2009-02-16 03:17:12
Filesharing Trial has started by oedlan2009-02-16 01:21:30
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:11:41
  Here. Way too much by radiowave9112009-02-16 09:04:56
  dont know if it is an addiction by joecrouse2009-02-16 07:25:03
  UF, WoW by aprylmae2009-02-16 05:54:18
  LinkedIn and UF by Spisefisken2009-02-16 01:48:11
    Same. by shargo2009-02-16 03:19:35
      I know that we are at least 123 on LI by Spisefisken2009-02-16 03:24:30
    Seconded. by klar_at_work2009-02-16 02:03:23
  I'll just second anyone of the current responses. by karl-henrik2009-02-16 01:30:01
  the only social networking site I trust... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:25:53
  userfriendly.org by oedlan2009-02-16 01:22:25
  UF It's in an open tab 24 hours a day by Hieraco2009-02-16 01:22:24
  <Deleted><Deleted>2009-02-16 03:17:22
    Mod'd: Double (n/t) by Tyop2009-02-16 03:17:55
    Mods! This has been a pre-test of the 3am bug by Hieraco2009-02-16 01:28:26
  Userfriendly.org by ideur2009-02-16 01:20:18
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2009-02-16 01:00:01
Lunch time!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:56:10
What's the status of the Seagate f/w update? by ag_wyvern2009-02-16 00:44:06
  I think that they have replaced the problem f/w by Hieraco2009-02-16 01:20:53
Was there a movie like "Da Vinci Code", but by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 00:43:52
  An octagonal room is usually a star-chamber. by twixt2009-02-16 20:06:41
  Yup, again .... by klar_at_work2009-02-16 02:42:51
    Hudson Hawke? by joecrouse2009-02-16 06:57:11
      Ok, I don't know what's worse... by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 07:52:18
      You asked how you could go wrong with that cast? by kahuana2009-02-16 07:43:53
        Who is "Crouchy McSunglasses"? by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 07:53:58
          CSI Miami cast (n/t) by Wordkitty2009-02-16 08:05:22
  Okay, making a WAG here... by warpmind2009-02-16 01:33:35
    Even as a WAG, that was a good idea... by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 01:42:30
      Stop thinking about it by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 02:06:42
        Ok, sounds like an idea... by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 02:17:37
          Aaahhhh It's Petey in disguise! (n/t) by shargo2009-02-16 05:39:45
    The Librarian Movies are awesome! by Snate2009-02-16 01:37:34
  "National Treasure"? (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 00:45:15
    Nope... (Sighs) I thought it might, but by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 01:02:16
    nope. doesn't sound like national treasure (n/t) by FNORDer2009-02-16 01:02:05
Coo-coo clock warning! by Sevis2009-02-16 00:42:34
  It's sending mail because it's run from crontab, by bwkaz2009-02-16 12:08:32
    Thanks by Sevis2009-02-16 15:40:38
  What about this? by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 02:01:29
    Ah, wonderful :D by Sevis2009-02-16 02:04:13
  It looks like $KUKU is evaluating to an empty by nix2009-02-16 01:01:03
    Yes, backtick missing by Sevis2009-02-16 01:36:21
      Wait a second, that can\'t be! by Sevis2009-02-16 01:39:04
        What time does it send the mail? by DesiredUsername2009-02-16 01:44:36
          Also no error by Sevis2009-02-16 02:02:11
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2009-02-16 00:42:08
  *wanders in* by afterburner2009-02-16 09:56:53
  *puts BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2009-02-16 07:28:57
    *eats sgrunt's schedule* (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 10:01:54
      You again! by sgrunt2009-02-16 10:31:51
        Me again! by firehawk2009-02-16 10:47:04
  I'll trade you Excedrin for a cup of JBM? (n/t) by vampire2009-02-16 06:32:24
  Good afternoon by vectorz2009-02-16 05:59:24
  {{Treehugger}} by Sonri2009-02-16 05:52:10
    That's weird 'cause by Nea2009-02-16 12:25:28
  {{{Treehugger}}} by aprylmae2009-02-16 05:43:55
  *grabs a double-shot espresso for esbita* by jmaxsohmer2009-02-16 04:37:28
    *follows nose* by esbita2009-02-16 04:43:00
  {{{{{Treehugger}}}}} by FNORDer2009-02-16 01:06:37
  {{{Treehugger}}} by firehawk2009-02-16 00:52:26
    If it develops in a full blown pain explosion by Treehugger2009-02-16 01:14:51
    oi! Want some ketchup with that? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:54:22
      Yes, please. *shares* (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 01:14:23
        *brings over a 1kg bottle of heinz* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:16:29
          Thankee. by firehawk2009-02-16 01:19:45
            *settles down beside firehawk with a fresh skull by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:20:41
  Offers head massage by Electric Storm2009-02-16 00:47:10
    Neck massage nice? by Treehugger2009-02-16 00:50:43
      *massages fragrent oils intoTH neck* by Electric Storm2009-02-16 00:59:07
        No stopping... never stopping by Treehugger2009-02-16 01:11:57
          *tapes head back on* by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:13:25
            Umm mike by wabbit652009-02-16 07:10:50
  eeeghhh by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:46:38
    It's ok - I'm painkillered up by Treehugger2009-02-16 00:49:42
      It's a wonder you are out... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:51:38
Pre-made communities? by karl-henrik2009-02-16 00:34:47
  You mean besides ARS? by UnFair2009-02-16 00:52:11
    requirements.. by karl-henrik2009-02-16 01:28:18
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2009-02-16 00:34:10
ATTN: mekkanik_mike, sgrunt, confused.brit, Shadow by firehawk2009-02-16 00:15:53
  Me again! by sgrunt2009-02-16 07:34:07
    ...sgrunt by firehawk2009-02-16 10:00:34
  This explains a lot. Thanks...... by confused.brit2009-02-16 04:38:35
    {{{confused.brit}}} by firehawk2009-02-16 09:59:19
  (Waves quietly from the corner... by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 00:59:07
    Try this... by firehawk2009-02-16 01:13:29
      Ok, I've pulled down a copy... by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 01:30:20
        Not written by me. Drama. by firehawk2009-02-16 01:40:46
          Please tell me it's not a "Chick Book"... by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 01:45:13
            I didn't say romance. by firehawk2009-02-16 01:50:44
              Ok, then I'll let you live..... =)P by ShadowSystems2009-02-16 02:15:47
                *eats the panda* by firehawk2009-02-16 02:35:36
  *Shoots firehawk with explosive, incendiary, by Snate2009-02-16 00:51:20
    Simple answer by firehawk2009-02-16 01:10:42
    *gnaws a hole in snate's skull* by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:53:07
  youse again... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:33:09
    Mes agains! by firehawk2009-02-16 00:45:42
      grrrr that was a brand new titanium spork... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:50:06
        *eats mekkanik_mike's eyeballs* by firehawk2009-02-16 01:11:30
          *sniff* by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:14:10
            *eats mekkanik_mike's nose* by firehawk2009-02-16 01:15:07
              *wanders into body-parts-r-us* by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:18:02
  *snatches all leftovers and feeds them to by klar_at_work2009-02-16 00:26:28
    You again! by firehawk2009-02-16 00:31:48
      you dont want to do that... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:34:23
        Good. I don't play W:ET. by firehawk2009-02-16 00:41:56
          not w:et... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:53:54
            He thinks he is safe on the other side of the worl by klar_at_work2009-02-16 01:11:43
              who? me? by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:12:55
                *burns house, changes identity* by firehawk2009-02-16 01:17:05
                  Probably by klar_at_work2009-02-16 02:05:18
                    what happened to the hammer? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 02:11:53
                      He headbutted it until it became a scythe. by firehawk2009-02-16 02:36:45
                        Warned ya. by klar_at_work2009-02-16 02:41:15
                          Blood I have. Brainz I have. by firehawk2009-02-16 09:59:54
                  probably... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:18:54
                    Don't bet on what? by firehawk2009-02-16 01:20:23
                      *eats firehawk's memories* by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:22:19
  And joresgump. by firehawk2009-02-16 00:16:12
    *waves hand from grassland* by joresgump2009-02-16 06:58:26
      I've been accused of it. (n/t) by firehawk2009-02-16 09:58:28
    And oot. by firehawk2009-02-16 00:17:05
781 updates to download and install, 781 updates by adiplomat2009-02-16 00:04:29
  pull one down, spread it around, by confused.brit2009-02-16 04:39:35
  kind of... by rikthoff2009-02-16 01:52:47
  about 1565 reboots? (n/t) by ideur2009-02-16 00:07:56
    Not in Ubuntu...<satisfied grin> by adiplomat2009-02-16 00:12:13
  *eats the net connections* by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:05:56
    *eats mekkanik_mike's net connections* by firehawk2009-02-16 00:14:48
      can't... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:34:58
        Good try. by firehawk2009-02-16 00:41:29
          *sets up tesla powered computer* by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:55:10
            *switches to wireless, leeches off neighbor* by firehawk2009-02-16 01:18:23
              that much trouble? by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:24:03
                *completes stringing cable over to neighbor* by firehawk2009-02-16 01:26:17
                  that'll put you all the way out past mars... by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 01:28:52
                    Nope...I miscalculated. by firehawk2009-02-16 01:44:17
                      depends on the eating speed by Bedda2009-02-16 08:35:06
                        Bwahahahaha! by firehawk2009-02-16 09:58:09
Comment Board Trivia by mekkanik_mike2009-02-16 00:03:04
  Feb 20 1999 by mtsinot2009-02-16 08:57:22
    Wrong! by rikthoff2009-02-17 00:24:09
OT: Hehe! by FNORDer2009-02-16 00:01:43
Translations by Nea2009-02-16 00:01:01
  Deutsch/German TLP (n/t) by UnFair2009-02-16 00:41:56
    By UnFair by UnFair2009-02-16 00:45:22
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by madjo2009-02-16 00:23:18
    Door MadJo by madjo2009-02-16 00:24:15
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2009-02-16 00:00:01
  GonzalesangeredFatElvistilsomebodysneezed by FNORDer2009-02-16 00:00:54
    He Wha...Oh, he "angered" =P (n/t) by Flirkann2009-02-16 00:19:42

 

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