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Cartoon for Dec 18, 2008
Strip for Dec 18, 2008
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EVE Online. by taitano2008-12-18 23:02:57
Linux Ubuntu or Windows XP Tablet PC Edition? by Snate2008-12-18 22:16:21
  Re: 2) Yes. Although you *might* have to manually by kahuana2008-12-18 22:57:23
    And I don't eally know what I have. by Snate2008-12-18 23:05:48
      4 years ago you'd have the "blow-away the HDD" by kahuana2008-12-18 23:14:55
  ATTN: FNORDer by Snate2008-12-18 22:47:15
    Play it safe. by FNORDer2008-12-18 23:16:19
      Why not just get different HDD by domacious2008-12-19 13:19:44
      That's what I'm thinking for now. by Snate2008-12-18 23:35:12
Free To Good Home: One Cold. by ShadowSystems2008-12-18 22:00:08
  No Thanks, I just evicted mine by Hieraco2008-12-18 23:52:26
  You too huh? by Snate2008-12-18 22:30:26
Attn: purplepineapple by FNORDer2008-12-18 21:23:36
  Um....that's a very good question by purplepineapple2008-12-18 21:44:14
    Oh? For good reasons I hope? (n/t) by FNORDer2008-12-18 21:58:51
I might have gout. by Zette2008-12-18 21:04:22
  Time to get another Dr. by Lab Rat2008-12-18 22:24:41
    Based on the CBC remark**, this would be Canada. by kahuana2008-12-18 23:09:02
      That's a shame. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-12-18 23:12:20
        More like a travesty. by kahuana2008-12-18 23:22:32
          Sounds like y'all have much work to do by Lab Rat2008-12-18 23:31:08
  Depends on risks of med vs of illness by josie_beller2008-12-18 21:13:43
    exactly! by morenna2008-12-19 04:29:43
    The medication he prescribed for this is an NSAID by Zette2008-12-18 21:27:34
      In that case, no... by Bellator2008-12-18 21:42:49
        Just don't take aspirin instead! by josie_beller2008-12-18 21:48:53
  It's not just you. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-12-18 21:09:26
  Maybe he's a busy man. by Peace_man2008-12-18 21:07:47
    Ah, but he didn't say to wait for the results - by Zette2008-12-18 21:16:03
      He's probably used to people who demand by tully2008-12-18 22:21:25
      Did you ask him? by josie_beller2008-12-18 21:26:30
      Hmm - he's not telling you enough. by Peace_man2008-12-18 21:21:06
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-12-18 21:00:02
  where do you find broken coins... by wooden352008-12-19 08:11:40
*thwumph* by themadkansan2008-12-18 20:34:31
  *staggers into other room* by ChuckAB2008-12-18 20:39:04
    *passes out various colored permenant markers, by taitano2008-12-18 23:13:31
First post From my new iPod touch by emlaabs2008-12-18 20:02:58
Habs win! by rook_mtl2008-12-18 20:00:59
  Da. Flyers teh evil. by run.dll2008-12-18 20:08:27
    Bruins win (n/t) by tallastro2008-12-18 21:52:35
HTML, maybe javascript question. by mpicklesimer12008-12-18 19:41:12
  HTTP has lots of headers to control caching. by bwkaz2008-12-18 20:20:31
  <META HTTP-EQUIV="Pragma" CONTENT="no-cache"> (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-12-18 20:17:04
    Oh, and for IE5 you need this too.... by Intrinsic2008-12-18 20:18:44
      And if it's not static HTML you can just insert he by Intrinsic2008-12-18 20:22:14
Dumb email question by toysbfun2008-12-18 19:36:48
  SPAM? Don't think the gmail total includes it (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-12-18 20:06:34
  Messages deleted via Thunderbird? by bwkaz2008-12-18 20:06:23
  Compression on the Gmail side? (n/t) by mpicklesimer12008-12-18 19:48:09
  The grues at it (n/t) by amp_man2008-12-18 19:39:14
    s/at/ate (n/t) by amp_man2008-12-18 19:39:26
Why can't time pass quicker? by purplepineapple2008-12-18 19:34:20
  The days drag on and the years fly by. by toysbfun2008-12-18 19:38:30
    Thats profound..ish. by Bealz22008-12-18 22:05:38
      Made it up, as far as I know. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-12-18 22:27:06
I have developed a data structure by dennismv2008-12-18 19:23:34
  That can be done. by nix2008-12-18 20:00:29
    hmm by dennismv2008-12-19 01:35:20
    e.g. 1 element ;oP (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-12-18 20:15:30
  There is only one requirement. by dennismv2008-12-18 19:24:02
Study Busts Conventional Wisdom Myths by run.dll2008-12-18 18:55:32
  Sorry to do to this, but MODS! Open comments by DerSarek2008-12-18 22:23:48
  Most of them aren't really busted by josie_beller2008-12-18 22:00:39
  Wearing a hat is important. by tallastro2008-12-18 21:57:06
    Especially.... by smartin2008-12-19 03:38:51
      Cross-country skiers know from experience by swisscheese2008-12-19 17:05:47
  Poinsettias are poisonous, just not deadly. by josie_beller2008-12-18 21:39:07
  Well, poinsettias are poisonous, but by Concept2008-12-18 21:16:42
  You mean I grew all these poinsettias for nothing? (n/t) by FNORDer2008-12-18 20:52:05
  Wha? (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-12-18 19:54:17
SWMBO told me about a dream she had last night by radiowave9112008-12-18 18:37:24
Has anyone seen my bed? by confused.brit2008-12-18 18:18:49
  Thanks for the reminder! by josie_beller2008-12-18 21:51:59
  No, is there a reason that I should have? by werehatrack2008-12-18 19:48:37
  My wife will probly be glad that I have not :-p (n/t) by vetitice2008-12-18 18:54:53
Not every idea is a good one in practice. by werehatrack2008-12-18 18:14:24
  Could this have fallen under the "RtFM" mantra? (n/t) by Bealz22008-12-18 22:16:01
  explosives! by Freakazoid2008-12-18 18:59:44
    actually, duct tape can help. by FNORDer2008-12-18 23:27:06
  O.o *that* is an idiotic design by morenna2008-12-18 18:44:24
Cold freezyrainy icy bleah. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-12-18 17:54:29
Called CBC programming today and raised by Zette2008-12-18 16:35:28
  Unless it's *not* essential to next season. by toysbfun2008-12-18 17:45:12
  the children in need special isnt worth it. you by confused.brit2008-12-18 17:19:11
    Thanks, I'll definitely look into this -and thanks by Zette2008-12-18 20:59:50
    How do you use a proxy? by josie_beller2008-12-18 17:59:52
      This one seems fairly extensive by confused.brit2008-12-18 18:09:07
        *Tosses a " up to the previous post* by josie_beller2008-12-18 21:07:29
          Hmm, might be a little *too* extensive by josie_beller2008-12-18 21:08:57
A Telus truck just went by - it had a picture of a by Zette2008-12-18 16:21:37
  You can download huge files by imrambi2008-12-18 19:35:36
  ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD (n/t) by voxwoman2008-12-18 18:11:00
  For exactly the same reason whenever I see a van by confused.brit2008-12-18 16:28:13
    I do the same Shoplifting, WTF? OHH, Shopfitting (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-12-18 16:54:44
  Serendipetous conjunction. by RetiQlum22008-12-18 16:22:31
    Noticed it below... and I likes it! by Dire_Lobo2008-12-18 16:29:03
      Probably because... by RetiQlum22008-12-18 16:30:49
RWQOTM: "it’s important that you practice the basi by Dire_Lobo2008-12-18 16:20:58
"Wrap Rage" by run.dll2008-12-18 15:50:02
  *shrug* never had much trouble opening them myself by Freakazoid2008-12-18 18:57:08
  number 12 of the things that pissed me off by robertltux2008-12-18 18:26:47
  theres this tool they sell by Rogue19712008-12-18 16:51:31
    Of course, how else would you pack it? ;oD (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-12-18 16:57:01
  Good. Those things are stupid-hard to open. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-12-18 16:19:55
  \0/ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-12-18 15:57:42
  It's about time (n/t) by Snate2008-12-18 15:55:44
Hotdogs: The Cyberman of food! (n/t) by Nightwind2008-12-18 15:24:34
Just had an epic snowball fight w/ my son... by Ask_Sys_MIS2008-12-18 15:10:53
  Youth & Energy << Age & Guile (n/t) by Bealz22008-12-18 22:29:00
  "If you ain't cheatin'... by basher202008-12-18 16:46:53
  Playing fair is for kids. by testy2008-12-18 15:13:25
Grrr... by oot2008-12-18 15:07:06
  Rimmer: Lister, I put it to you,... by RetiQlum22008-12-18 15:14:47
    ...are you saying I'm Rimmer??? (n/t) by oot2008-12-18 15:21:28
      Of course not! by RetiQlum22008-12-18 15:41:09
        OK :-) by oot2008-12-18 16:11:53
          cookie? by confused.brit2008-12-18 16:30:35
            Thanks :-) (n/t) by oot2008-12-18 18:20:13
    One other line from that: by RetiQlum22008-12-18 15:16:18
      Which one though? by mpicklesimer12008-12-18 19:27:12
  Bingo by testy2008-12-18 15:11:10
  *eats the guitar* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-18 15:07:42
    Are you the Man from Mars? (n/t) by hobbs2008-12-18 15:10:38
Mats Sundin is a Vancouver Canuck - official by run.dll2008-12-18 15:06:07
  Ha! Wikipedia already calls him a Canuck. by run.dll2008-12-18 18:58:12
  At this point in his career, he's sloppy sec... by Dire_Lobo2008-12-18 16:04:13
  And there's the dinnertime conversation chosen. by farfalla2008-12-18 15:58:22
    I'm in favour of it. by run.dll2008-12-18 16:14:12
      Hate to be a pessimist (well, actually... :-) by ag_wyvern2008-12-18 16:19:18
        What annoys me most... by farfalla2008-12-18 16:40:18
          "dependable and useful players" by run.dll2008-12-18 16:55:46
I still don't understand how this can happen. by undrcvrparothed2008-12-18 15:03:47
  It happens more often than you'd think. by RetiQlum22008-12-18 15:57:13
  Ask your Mommy to explain, Dear. by siibr2008-12-18 15:24:04
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-12-18 15:26:25
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-12-18 15:26:38
  I don't know. 0.0 by purplepineapple2008-12-18 15:20:13
Majel Roddenberry died by bimkins2008-12-18 14:22:55
  I'll wait for the CBC to print their retraction by Hieraco2008-12-18 15:42:49
  Wah :( Bye Nice Lady. (n/t) by siibr2008-12-18 15:27:19
  Let us hope she is at peace and her children by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 14:44:26
  Awwww. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 14:38:00
    WHOOPS. by esbita2008-12-18 14:38:46
      THBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 14:39:44
        psst portable office includes Firefox by robertltux2008-12-18 19:36:07
        You're lucky. by esbita2008-12-18 14:47:06
          Promises, promises. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-18 15:40:13
          It IS Friday here! (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-12-18 15:16:55
            Here too ;oD (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-12-18 17:03:08
          *wince* (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 14:54:08
  :( RIP (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-12-18 14:25:59
I just found out PizzaHut does EGift cards by robertltux2008-12-18 14:17:25
  Cant you buy them at the local Toys'r'US? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-12-18 14:57:15
    i guess but by robertltux2008-12-18 19:38:49
  They give you a magic number that lets you buy a by hobbs2008-12-18 14:54:56
LOTD - Laugh of the Day by merlin2008-12-18 14:11:48
  You've got some work to do on your site! (nt) by testy2008-12-18 14:23:08
    Um, well, um, ya know, um, HEY!! LOOK!! by merlin2008-12-18 14:25:45
      Not a problem by testy2008-12-18 15:04:51
        It's not so thin anymore. I'm about 30 lbs by merlin2008-12-18 15:55:26
          Wah? Your face gained 30 pounds?!?! by Dire_Lobo2008-12-18 16:35:36
            click linkie in merlins post. by confused.brit2008-12-18 17:23:40
ATT: Hactar, Sgrunt and firehawk by oedlan2008-12-18 13:43:39
  Dude! by Lethosos2008-12-18 14:32:26
I put up christmas lights in my cubicle by aprylmae2008-12-18 13:36:17
  I think it's just so that Santa doesn't give you by MrTrick2008-12-18 13:46:00
    id love investment bank stock by joecrouse2008-12-18 17:52:10
  bah, pants! by Freakazoid2008-12-18 13:37:47
longest path with least cost by dennismv2008-12-18 13:27:32
  I might be missing something: by RetiQlum22008-12-18 14:02:00
    clarification by dennismv2008-12-18 15:41:22
      Well, without knowing the details: by RetiQlum22008-12-18 16:15:40
    The cost doesn't have to be the same for every by hobbs2008-12-18 14:34:00
  I tried to do this once... by MrTrick2008-12-18 13:44:40
    Slight optimisation... by MrTrick2008-12-18 13:53:54
"and" is a conjunction. "an" is an indefinite by toxin2008-12-18 13:26:17
  I have a bunch of examples, too by testy2008-12-18 15:07:44
  I know, and yet my fingers still go wild and type by quilting_kitty2008-12-18 14:18:13
Linux and USB hubs? Google-fu failure by confused.brit2008-12-18 13:24:31
  Sounds like a c4py hub by Intrinsic2008-12-18 15:34:08
  Linux is doing USB power handling per spec by hobbs2008-12-18 13:44:29
    That won't help. by confused.brit2008-12-18 13:52:27
      You're welcome to pastebin the results of by hobbs2008-12-18 13:59:41
        Here it is by confused.brit2008-12-18 14:04:37
          Not what I was expecting to see. by hobbs2008-12-18 14:17:40
            No mouse is definately in the hub there, with by confused.brit2008-12-18 14:28:15
              here by confused.brit2008-12-18 14:30:32
                Notes by dwarf_sfu2008-12-18 15:27:26
                  "USB Bus", redundant much? by Freakazoid2008-12-18 16:02:48
                  good to know, thanks. by confused.brit2008-12-18 15:31:03
                Very unusual by hobbs2008-12-18 14:52:05
                Never mind. by confused.brit2008-12-18 14:50:46
                  Okay then. by hobbs2008-12-18 16:08:36
Who knows how to turn on automatic restore points? by Abig Rock2008-12-18 13:22:45
  right click on my computer, select properties by confused.brit2008-12-18 13:32:06
    I've done that but there are no restore points by Abig Rock2008-12-18 13:43:34
      It should be automatic: by confused.brit2008-12-18 13:49:08
        My computer is never Idle by Hieraco2008-12-18 13:57:56
          That could very well be my problem too by Hieraco2008-12-18 14:24:31
            Youre replying to yourself :P (n/t) by confused.brit2008-12-18 14:31:11
              Meh, sick, confused and schizophrenic. by Hieraco2008-12-18 15:15:01
                /me pets by confused.brit2008-12-18 15:16:06
                  Yum...goes well with the shot of Captain Morgan's by Hieraco2008-12-18 15:48:34
      It automatically does it about once/day by testy2008-12-18 13:47:05
If you're playing with the Star Wars chess set... by MrTrick2008-12-18 13:18:55
  *thwap* by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 13:20:54
  You'd better be able to make the Kessel run in by kahuana2008-12-18 13:20:53
o.O by SnArL2008-12-18 13:05:41
  {{{SnArl}}} by Silverfire2008-12-18 18:54:16
  I'm sorry. {{{SnArL}}} (n/t) by morenna2008-12-18 18:45:52
  ((((((SNARL)))))) by ShadowSystems2008-12-18 17:29:23
  Wait, this is the girl you were gonna long distanc by confused.brit2008-12-18 15:27:55
  {{{{SnArL}}}} (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-12-18 14:27:41
  :( by esbita2008-12-18 13:32:43
    You can just give him some man-food. by Lethosos2008-12-18 15:19:44
  That sucks. Sorry to hear it. by aprylmae2008-12-18 13:23:41
  Tough break man. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-12-18 13:17:00
  O.o wha?? Give me a call later cause by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 13:09:41
    She said she's going to date by snarl2008-12-18 14:34:18
      Gah, that is not good by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 14:40:47
  {{{{{SnArL}}}}} (n/t) by Rogue19712008-12-18 13:09:36
We give these people computers?! by da-gimp2008-12-18 13:03:35
  If it is wireless, then they should disconnect by kahuana2008-12-18 13:18:14
    Had a woman do that. by da-gimp2008-12-18 13:26:52
Obama's cabinet 'Dream Team'? by Peace_man2008-12-18 12:28:15
  My Eyes!!! by basher202008-12-18 16:42:01
  This could be a good thing. by vivianc2008-12-18 16:08:19
  The comments were interesting too.:) by NDwight2008-12-18 13:59:21
TribalFusion Ads Launching Java? by smilingman2008-12-18 12:25:57
  No idea, finally had to give up and block TF by themadkansan2008-12-18 16:40:10
  Nothing here. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 14:58:15
  That's only now been reported? Heck if I'd known by Snate2008-12-18 14:43:43
  I don't know if it is related, by vdp2008-12-18 12:42:16
    I was having that problem too. I uninstalled all by Snate2008-12-18 14:44:52
      I checked the latest error, and it was the Flash by vdp2008-12-18 15:19:38
        Ah, try reinstalling Flash then by Snate2008-12-18 15:24:28
Oh, cry me a river! by Peace_man2008-12-18 12:09:53
  So maybe instead of DRM by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 12:27:29
    They could do that. by Peace_man2008-12-18 12:32:24
      That's one of the best summaries I've seen by dmmcf2008-12-18 12:43:29
        If you think that makes sense, look into by Peace_man2008-12-18 12:50:32
          Ranting? No. by dmmcf2008-12-18 12:57:04
Eating Brains T-Shirt by wabbit652008-12-18 12:08:00
  the Thriller dance!!!!! by aprylmae2008-12-18 12:10:26
    Oh, and, BTW by aprylmae2008-12-18 12:21:53
It's a beautiful day! by nix2008-12-18 11:39:01
  err, 15cm of snow is rather a lot by Freakazoid2008-12-18 11:42:13
    That's only like 6" (n/t) by techi8702008-12-18 11:43:49
      Exactly. by raptor_872008-12-18 12:10:39
      It's all relative by testy2008-12-18 11:49:32
        6" would shut down KC for the day. (n/t) by raptor_872008-12-18 12:10:11
        "slow things down in Kansas City"? riiight by Freakazoid2008-12-18 11:50:54
  Quick, install Linux on everyone's systems. (n/t) by techi8702008-12-18 11:42:07
    Start with the servers by imrambi2008-12-18 11:43:12
      I did that to someone while they were on vacation. by techi8702008-12-18 11:49:57
        It would be fun, especially at nixs' workplace (n/t) by imrambi2008-12-18 12:04:07
          Good idea! by nix2008-12-18 12:17:13
            You don't have any sitting around in a closet? by imrambi2008-12-18 12:29:13
              I'm sure that someone does. by nix2008-12-18 12:38:33
Why are LCD monitors the same caliber as laptops? by imrambi2008-12-18 11:37:42
  Because the distance to the user is smaller by UnFair2008-12-18 12:55:51
  Cost? (n/t) by AndyA2008-12-18 11:52:15
  They can... you just have to pay more. by abaron2008-12-18 11:52:10
    That price is ridiculous... by intrinsic2008-12-18 13:07:39
    The numbers in your link are faulty by UnFair2008-12-18 12:25:57
      Yeah looked closer and there is fudging by abaron2008-12-18 12:34:05
        1600x1200 is standard for 20" by AndyA2008-12-18 12:51:27
    Also that is a P-MVA not a TN panel by AndyA2008-12-18 12:13:42
      Yeah by abaron2008-12-18 12:19:57
        Search clicky... by AndyA2008-12-18 12:27:31
    Just a commentary by abaron2008-12-18 12:00:11
My brother just called, his wife is in emergency by SaylorA2008-12-18 11:23:19
  {{{{{SaylorA & family}}}}} (n/t) by Silverfire2008-12-18 18:55:46
  Yikes!! {{{SaylorA and family}}} (n/t) by morenna2008-12-18 18:48:23
  {{{SaylorA & family}}} *sends a prayer* (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-12-18 14:28:09
  {{{{SaylorA & Family}}}} by radiowave9112008-12-18 12:51:17
  {{{SayloA & extended family}}} (n/t) by raptor_872008-12-18 12:11:32
  *lights blue candle* by voxwoman2008-12-18 11:53:56
  *prays* {{{SaylorA, brother, sister-in-law}}} (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-18 11:47:13
  Thanks all, the prayers are much appreciated. by SaylorA2008-12-18 11:42:18
  Oh, c4! I'm sorry, dude. (n/t) by Concept2008-12-18 11:41:06
  {{{SaylorA}}} by spud2008-12-18 11:34:18
  {{sends good thoughts and prayers}} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 11:34:16
  EEP! {{{{{SaylorA, brother and brother's wife}}}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-12-18 11:26:32
  {{{SaylorA, SIL & brother}}} by NDwight2008-12-18 11:25:24
  {{{{{{SaylorA and family}}}}}}} (n/t) by Rogue19712008-12-18 11:24:46
HDD not spinning up. Freezer? by Bonzo2008-12-18 11:14:03
  Does it makes any sounds? by shargo2008-12-18 11:55:08
  Nothing lost in trying, IMHO by testy2008-12-18 11:19:23
    Condensation can kill the drive. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 12:18:27
    given that it can kill a drive (worse) by Freakazoid2008-12-18 11:20:30
      True, but... by testy2008-12-18 13:21:05
        there's still plenty to lose by Freakazoid2008-12-18 13:23:57
  as in you plug it in, apply power and by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 11:18:26
    another option: If you have an identical drive by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 11:33:43
Two hours later... by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 11:11:33
  Been there, done that by abaron2008-12-18 11:41:09
    No, losing my machine for a week would be cripplin by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 12:10:42
      Road trip to Chicago by vdp2008-12-18 12:56:26
        Two hours by train. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 13:10:34
          Actually, three and three. by esbita2008-12-18 13:34:11
            So you can make it a day trip by vdp2008-12-18 13:46:31
              Are you nuts? by esbita2008-12-18 13:55:05
                That's where will power comes in by vdp2008-12-18 14:01:41
                  Meh, got other things to save for. (n/t) by esbita2008-12-18 14:49:41
      Now why on Earth by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 12:29:23
        THBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 12:40:30
        No reason at all... O:-) by esbita2008-12-18 12:40:21
          Psssst you should polish that halo a bit more ;-D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 13:11:31
            Not tarnish. Teeth marks. by esbita2008-12-18 13:56:10
              They use teeth when trying to eat your - never by vdp2008-12-18 14:35:40
              So many fridayish comments just went racing by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 14:08:09
You know how great a warm shirt out of the dryer by ag_wyvern2008-12-18 11:03:33
  you know by aprylmae2008-12-18 11:14:06
    I was in a hurry and not paying attention :-) (n/t by ag_wyvern2008-12-18 11:21:52
  *gets out a hair dryer and hands it to ag_wyvern* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-18 11:04:51
    Hey, wait a sec... by sgrunt2008-12-18 11:06:53
      Wondered if anyone would notice that :-) by ag_wyvern2008-12-18 11:21:05
Invokes UFicle: is there any grammatical corrector by joresgump2008-12-18 11:02:05
  Almost any grammar corrector by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 11:04:49
    thanks for the offer, but it's too big to submit by joresgump2008-12-18 11:33:41
      if it's a book it's more imperative by Freakazoid2008-12-18 11:36:13
      You really can't do that by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 11:35:50
        my facility with English? *shines proudly* by joresgump2008-12-18 11:49:40
HMAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! by taitano2008-12-18 10:59:39
  But a good 4wd system allows you to control by shargo2008-12-18 11:18:51
  "but i've got 4wd, i'm invincible!" by Freakazoid2008-12-18 11:02:05
    that's when former cop cars are nice by RunNeoRun2008-12-18 11:04:15
Student falls to death from I-70 bridge by jdelphiki2008-12-18 10:48:54
  Thats the second death from a fall this winter by imrambi2008-12-18 11:03:34
drwxr-xr-x? drwx------+! (n/t) by toysbfun2008-12-18 10:37:24
  Fun with ACLs? :) (n/t) by Concept2008-12-18 11:06:47
    Trying to hide my exposed directories. by toysbfun2008-12-18 11:19:42
      Well, on HP-UX, the "+" usually means by Concept2008-12-18 11:43:17
:-D :-D by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 10:30:56
lunch time! by aprylmae2008-12-18 10:26:19
PANTS! by Freakazoid2008-12-18 10:09:48
  I find your lack of PANTS disturbing. :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2008-12-18 10:30:23
    May the pants be with you! (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-12-18 10:33:45
      And also with you... (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 10:56:17
        *snort* (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-12-18 12:11:41
          "Lift up your socks..." by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 12:31:22
            Heh by purplepineapple2008-12-18 14:30:50
      The pants will be with you, always. (n/t) by Corvus_One2008-12-18 10:36:55
        The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-12-18 10:38:26
          Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Pants. (n/t) by Corvus_One2008-12-18 10:43:12
            the question is what made that particular side of by joresgump2008-12-18 12:10:50
            you don't know the power of the dark pants (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-12-18 10:46:33
              It's the Leather Pants Of Evil!!! by josie_beller2008-12-18 11:04:16
                How about the Leather Pants of Phobos? by rorajoey2008-12-18 11:57:41
                  That would be aprilmae, wouldnnit? (n/t) by Lethosos2008-12-18 14:10:35
                    It was a running gag in Buffy/Angel by josie_beller2008-12-18 19:29:35
              No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no pants (n/t) by Imp2008-12-18 10:54:11
                Pants pants pants pants p-pants pants p-pants. by Sharku2008-12-18 11:03:33
                How is duct tape like pants? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 10:55:36
                The ability to destroy a planet by Corvus_One2008-12-18 10:55:31
                  The pants can have a strong influence on weak by Freakazoid2008-12-18 10:58:52
                search your pants, you know it to be true (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-12-18 10:55:28
                  Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust pants (n/t) by Imp2008-12-18 10:57:26
                    See through pants, we can. (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-12-18 11:00:13
                      He's the pants, sweetheart! (n/t) by Imp2008-12-18 11:08:37
                        These aren't the pants you're looking for. (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-12-18 11:10:13
                        Into the pants, flyboy! (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-18 11:09:19
                          Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. by aprylmae2008-12-18 11:20:49
  Hey look! by aprylmae2008-12-18 10:24:05
    Hey Look! by RetiQlum22008-12-18 10:24:58
Oh ClutterSquad by Snate2008-12-18 10:00:02
W T F?!?!?!!? by shargo2008-12-18 09:50:35
  Are you trying to find more lame excuses by Klaranth2008-12-18 10:02:46
    Nope by shargo2008-12-18 10:10:03
I've had 40+ windows open by dennismv2008-12-18 09:43:12
  SOLUTION! by Bonzo2008-12-18 10:05:31
    Even easier solution by oot2008-12-18 10:13:51
      The re-prompt thingy... by kelli2172008-12-18 12:13:14
        Not sure by oot2008-12-18 16:33:15
      This is implied to be a corporate machine by jmiles22008-12-18 10:27:10
    thanks by dennismv2008-12-18 10:08:37
    it's also a good way to get the IT department by Freakazoid2008-12-18 10:07:20
  Don't let Windows update automatically. by Peace_man2008-12-18 09:59:57
    some times there's zero choice by Freakazoid2008-12-18 10:02:31
      Sad but true. by Peace_man2008-12-18 10:04:05
        Had that happen to the Comptrollers PC by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 11:10:04
  And what does this tell us about... by RetiQlum22008-12-18 09:59:01
  weren't they saved automatically by keuleJ2008-12-18 09:51:47
    No, for a reboot by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 09:52:40
  The mistake is within your posts text. by UnFair2008-12-18 09:47:26
I can't stand it! by testy2008-12-18 09:27:17
  I'm so happy I'm moving to Q/A by XndeX2008-12-18 09:43:52
  I find a taser works wonders by DesertRat662008-12-18 09:29:50
    It would just make it louder by voxwoman2008-12-18 10:00:06
      Hmm... by DesertRat662008-12-18 10:32:40
        Has anyone seen my extra Deuterium? by DesertRat662008-12-18 10:41:44
  Good thing you're probably seated, then. by sgrunt2008-12-18 09:29:06
Gosh, I hate when that happens.... by Lab Rat2008-12-18 09:20:40
  Commendable by the pilot but still.... by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 10:27:18
  A british airline pilot unqualified to land in FOG by UnFair2008-12-18 09:46:05
    That was my thought as well. by RetiQlum22008-12-18 10:08:37
    He was qualified. by Peace_man2008-12-18 10:03:08
      As you said: ...not for this plane. by UnFair2008-12-18 10:27:16
        Compensation? by AndyA2008-12-18 12:53:49
          Between pilot and co pilot they should have been by confused.brit2008-12-18 15:01:47
            Why? by Nath32008-12-18 16:43:08
  o.O huh O.O by aprylmae2008-12-18 09:24:07
    I'd be more angry than uneasy. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-12-18 09:25:35
      that too by aprylmae2008-12-18 09:27:09
        Not certified to land they specific plane in fog by Menetlaus2008-12-18 09:35:42
          I'd've thought that would make him unqualified to by kahuana2008-12-18 11:33:29
          Fog can pop up quick. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-18 10:17:33
            The forecasters should have an idea that it by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 10:34:21
              Having been witness to how fast fog can form by Sterling_Ag2008-12-18 10:48:43
                I am suprised he didnt use the substantial by joecrouse2008-12-18 10:56:04
                  Not sure about Europe by Sterling_Ag2008-12-18 11:04:33
                    + 45 mins? thought they had to have enough by Freakazoid2008-12-18 11:08:42
                      That would be... by BorgSquirrel2008-12-18 11:42:12
                  Good point, they normally fill the tanks to by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 11:01:00
                    Not any more by jwaldron2008-12-18 11:11:16
                      I would hate to be the maint crew dealing by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 11:23:58
                        Hm... by BorgSquirrel2008-12-18 11:35:46
                          You are definitely more up to date than by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 12:12:14
                            A Boeing 767 has a glide ratio of at least 12:1 by nix2008-12-18 15:56:25
                              Thats not a glide path Thats falling WITH STYLE! by joecrouse2008-12-18 17:56:38
                I realize that, but if it socked the airport in by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 10:52:23
          I agree by aprylmae2008-12-18 09:40:22
            Maybe there was a certified pilot scheduled by Menetlaus2008-12-18 09:49:40
              IIRC It's not enough with one qualified by shargo2008-12-18 10:29:00
                Let me see if I can... by BorgSquirrel2008-12-18 11:23:18
                Doesn't matter in this situation by Menetlaus2008-12-18 11:14:07
IE hand-off download to other app by CyberKnight2008-12-18 09:17:02
  I think... by maspiers2008-12-18 10:12:06
    Alas, no. by CyberKnight2008-12-18 18:30:57
  Could it be the links that opened WMP? by Menetlaus2008-12-18 09:44:32
    Yes and no. by CyberKnight2008-12-18 10:01:34
  A guess: by Tyop2008-12-18 09:24:23
    I think I was there. by CyberKnight2008-12-18 10:05:59
ATTN: RebeccaMA by aprylmae2008-12-18 09:03:23
  I did. by RebeccaMA2008-12-18 09:59:34
    I got the email, thanks. by aprylmae2008-12-18 10:16:16
      <pre> tags are your friend Apryl ;) (n/t) by confused.brit2008-12-18 15:32:43
    It's so we can welcome you properly. by Snate2008-12-18 10:04:07
    ATTN: Clutter Squad! by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 10:00:30
      We Came, We Saw, We Cluttered (n/t) by todAnthony2008-12-18 10:12:33
        (not necessarily in that order) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 10:16:19
          I was late :P (n/t) by Paladin2008-12-22 13:12:45
Another trip around the earth completed \o/ by drmoats2008-12-18 08:59:49
  I do that every day. by kelli2172008-12-18 12:07:15
  Bappy Mirthday! (n/t) by notdeadyet2008-12-18 10:41:29
  Did you walk, sail or fly? (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-12-18 09:02:14
    A big spaceship. 8000 miles diameter. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-12-18 09:04:11
    All of the above!!!!! by drmoats2008-12-18 09:04:10
  Happy B-Day! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2008-12-18 09:02:03
    Thank you!!!! (n/t) by drmoats2008-12-18 09:04:29
A round of applause, please, for a good Samaritan by farfalla2008-12-18 08:56:16
  It's never too early for Brandy by notdeadyet2008-12-18 10:42:24
    Dang, now I'll be picturing Brandy Ledford all day by josie_beller2008-12-18 11:14:41
    Dont know about Brandy but I know by joecrouse2008-12-18 10:57:36
  \o/ \o/ by testy2008-12-18 09:00:10
The most recent XKCD is really apropos at the by merlin2008-12-18 08:56:06
  Mr. Munroe must have overheard one of our managers by IByte2008-12-18 09:47:54
  I printed it off and stuck it on my white board by TechisSO2008-12-18 09:08:10
  Are you still looking for a new job? (n/t) by imrambi2008-12-18 09:00:29
    Not actively right now, but I'm still interested by merlin2008-12-18 10:02:18
      What languages? by imrambi2008-12-18 10:11:09
        C# .NET. I've done both Win & Web Forms work (n/t by merlin2008-12-18 10:29:12
          Next time I see my friend, I'll ask (n/t) by imrambi2008-12-18 10:39:20
            Thanks. I can also do "classic" ASP and ADO (n/t) by merlin2008-12-18 10:44:44
GAAAAHHHH!!! by DesertRat662008-12-18 08:51:41
  *hides* by spud2008-12-18 09:38:45
    Not you! Potatoes! by DesertRat662008-12-18 09:50:02
  - Go there pretending to want to participate by ttlogic2008-12-18 09:38:21
  *finds a record player* by Tyop2008-12-18 09:17:14
  *croons "Memories" off key* by RetiQlum22008-12-18 08:59:23
  Emergency Power Outage by y2kdragon2008-12-18 08:58:45
    'Oops! I accidentally tripped over the power by radiowave9112008-12-18 09:13:04
I has a new shiny! by SnArL2008-12-18 08:09:41
  Maybe you could use it to shoot this Explorer 16? by kahuana2008-12-18 09:01:02
  At the same time Snarl bought his I bought by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 08:58:43
    now tap the rounds and fill em with by joecrouse2008-12-18 10:25:13
      With these things...I think that would be by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 10:43:23
  Sweet!!! (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-12-18 08:44:46
  I have a new hammer! by UnFair2008-12-18 08:43:09
    dont use the wood handled ones by joecrouse2008-12-18 08:56:36
      Actually the handle isn't just a stick in the head by UnFair2008-12-18 09:33:35
        Even the ones with a cotter can come off by joecrouse2008-12-18 10:22:29
          I sent an axe head flying like that one time by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 10:30:10
            Thats the other reason I dont like wood handles by joecrouse2008-12-18 10:39:19
              When I was using this axe, the synthetic handles by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 10:48:55
      If you take care of your hammer that won't happen by RetiQlum22008-12-18 09:02:41
        I have tools tools that old too. by joecrouse2008-12-18 10:24:12
        How many times has the handle been replaced? by SaylorA2008-12-18 09:19:01
  I really want to get a Ruger Blackhawk in .357 by techi8702008-12-18 08:24:55
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-12-18 07:45:57
I can't believe it, but I'm not surprised by testy2008-12-18 07:45:47
  wow.... by dml337ira2008-12-18 08:36:18
  The old phrase by Purest2008-12-18 08:11:50
    Nice guys finish last by Menetlaus2008-12-18 08:34:00
      Some of us are waiting for the nice guy (n/t) by josie_beller2008-12-18 11:21:43
      Evidence against evolution? :P by Concept2008-12-18 09:47:54
        Sociopaths tend to be VERY persuasive by Sterling_Ag2008-12-18 10:37:21
          True, but I wouldn't say all jerks are sociopaths. by Concept2008-12-18 11:09:52
      There are women with sense out there. by sgrunt2008-12-18 09:46:41
        sgrunt speaks the truth by testy2008-12-18 09:58:44
Question: If you do not normally run a by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 07:36:28
I'm so proud of my niece. by hadji2008-12-18 07:31:01
  bulbous bouffant! by josie_beller2008-12-18 11:38:05
    Bamboozle. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 11:40:57
      blubberblubberblubberblubberblubberblubber by josie_beller2008-12-18 18:54:17
  hadji!!!! by sgrunt2008-12-18 09:37:44
    Christmas dinner at the Hadji's... by todAnthony2008-12-18 10:06:03
  Cheesy but... by Purest2008-12-18 08:29:44
    Shouldn't that be by josie_beller2008-12-18 11:36:53
  I cheated by XndeX2008-12-18 07:45:10
    LeetKey FTW ! (n/t) by Cokish2008-12-18 09:10:00
gorammit by aprylmae2008-12-18 07:25:38
  still waiting....... (n/t) by aprylmae2008-12-18 07:28:30
    *waits for the dance to begin* by testy2008-12-18 07:48:55
      I was doing it by aprylmae2008-12-18 07:51:22
I'll be taking a break from the board for a while by bitflipper2008-12-18 06:56:42
  good luck!!! {{{bitflipper}}} by morenna2008-12-18 18:51:02
  Hey, *I* have a project that is due by notdeadyet2008-12-18 10:47:41
  Stops spraying Gasoline. by joecrouse2008-12-18 07:59:41
  NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! by aprylmae2008-12-18 07:26:11
    ...until rollover .... perhaps. (n/t) by Tyop2008-12-18 07:45:53
  *eats bitflipper's brainz as a farewell* by joresgump2008-12-18 07:18:12
    He'll need it after you've eaten his brains :P (n/t) by confused.brit2008-12-18 12:55:52
  being productive? Blasphemy! by Freakazoid2008-12-18 07:15:05
  *Puts matches between bitflippers toes* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 06:59:38
Hey... did you guys see.. by RebeccaMA2008-12-18 09:00:51
  Modded, apparent spam by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 07:31:20
    spam or not spam? by RebeccaMA2008-12-18 08:53:58
      Unmoderated after user explanation by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 09:02:46
  A little more information than... by RetiQlum22008-12-18 07:12:37
    universal gaming system by RebeccaMA2008-12-18 09:41:01
      *gently pokes* by aprylmae2008-12-18 09:47:40
        I thought I had by RebeccaMA2008-12-18 10:00:44
          the comment wasn't showing when I posted here by aprylmae2008-12-18 10:13:53
          Everything is OK now. by Snate2008-12-18 10:06:48
          yDon't worry by jmiles22008-12-18 10:05:40
  Mods? Spam? (n/t) by DesertRat662008-12-18 07:00:23
    I know a way to find out! by aprylmae2008-12-18 07:38:05
      Sorry folks!! by RebeccaMA2008-12-18 08:44:35
        sorry we misread you by aprylmae2008-12-18 09:00:59
        Ah, OK by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 09:00:37
          Thanks!! by RebeccaMA2008-12-18 09:04:01
        Well, at least it has dice. ;-) (tm) by RetiQlum22008-12-18 08:56:17
          How Whitebelt differs from GURPS by RebeccaMA2008-12-18 09:19:18
      but if you're wrong, it's cannibalism by joresgump2008-12-18 07:41:47
        meh by aprylmae2008-12-18 07:46:09
    yup, looks like spam to me. by Freakazoid2008-12-18 07:25:34
      atractive female name? check :) (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-18 07:31:14
        attractive female name?? by RebeccaMA2008-12-18 08:48:59
          sorry. I was following the thread :( (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-18 09:15:33
        Talking to you like she knows you? check. (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-12-18 07:32:44
          we should made a FAQ out of this thread :) (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-18 07:34:44
scratches head by imrambi2008-12-18 06:33:37
  We close 6 days each year, plus two early days by josie_beller2008-12-18 16:45:04
  We have... by purplepineapple2008-12-18 15:26:06
  we have Xmas *eve* off, but not that friday by voxwoman2008-12-18 09:14:31
  Current agreement is good.. I have nine days off.. by Karl-Henrik2008-12-18 07:11:41
    Thats what we get too. by justncase2008-12-18 12:25:19
  Christmas also falls on a Friday next year. by undrcvrparothed2008-12-18 07:05:29
    Yeah, we got cheated because of that by testy2008-12-18 08:24:14
  We only get bank holidays that are on the by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 07:02:15
  Ditto by the_phreak2008-12-18 07:00:14
    Why would you get any days off other than by joecrouse2008-12-18 10:53:27
  Same here by y2kdragon2008-12-18 06:46:17
Gaming system sounds a LOT like Amber. by boink2008-12-18 06:07:00
  Indeed... by alynna2008-12-18 07:06:41
    Sorry to hear that. by boink2008-12-18 10:44:28
Hooray, ship!!! by aprylmae2008-12-18 05:54:16
  Good save, Hazel! by SnArL2008-12-18 06:09:08
    Class.. by Ex0h2008-12-18 06:47:01
      Webcomic? (TV Show? Book?) Which one? (n/t) by josie_beller2008-12-18 16:54:59
Another hour of my life I won't get back.. by Ex0h2008-12-18 05:44:40
  I feel your pain... by Enzomatrix2008-12-18 05:50:59
    Heh.. When Experience strikes back! by Ex0h2008-12-18 06:37:17
  MatthewDBA and Myself are also cf8 programmers (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-12-18 05:50:41
    Actually I've mostly worked with 5 by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 05:53:19
      cfml is cfml by tesla_koil2008-12-18 06:21:49
        Maybe, but I don't get to play around with by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 06:25:35
          CFC's are probably the greatest bit.. by Ex0h2008-12-18 06:32:33
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-12-18 05:30:02
Throw shoe, get wife! by krikkert2008-12-18 05:26:53
  She must want away from home very badly (n/t) by swisscheese2008-12-18 12:53:26
  Good for him. by joecrouse2008-12-18 08:06:30
    and...Eddie Murphy by CubicleInmate2008-12-18 08:09:35
      I always thought we as Americans by joecrouse2008-12-18 08:16:36
        Mandatory dunktank appointments for elected by hobbs2008-12-18 12:06:10
        I agree completely by CubicleInmate2008-12-18 08:22:10
  Ouch.. To not agree is one thing... by Enzomatrix2008-12-18 07:26:59
  So is the shoe now on the other foot? by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 07:01:05
  So that's what i've been doing wrong. by Mostlyharmles2008-12-18 05:55:39
    That, and you must live in a backwards, repressive by bitflipper2008-12-18 06:51:57
      Different cultures by CubicleInmate2008-12-18 08:01:22
        Nope, sorry, but "diversity" cannot justify by bitflipper2008-12-18 11:24:07
        At least arainged maraiges have some one else by joecrouse2008-12-18 08:09:55
          yeah, rocks are everywhere over there. by Mostlyharmles2008-12-18 09:11:01
            No need for that (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-18 10:31:17
  *grabs shoe, looks for a local president* (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-18 05:52:50
    Are you insane ? Keep your shoes on. by Ex0h2008-12-18 06:49:11
      *catchs shoe in the middle of the air, saving loca by joresgump2008-12-18 07:08:12
        s/catchs/catches/ (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-18 07:14:42
          I was thinking more $wife=="insanity" by Ex0h2008-12-18 10:04:18
  So the other shoe has dropped. (n/t) by FNORDer2008-12-18 05:33:07
@%$^@#$%^ DELL @$#%@%# AMEX by PSYCHOI3OY2008-12-18 05:08:18
  Have you tried calling them and ordering it from by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 06:44:44
  What's a G1? (camera? mp3-ish player? ...?) by bobmon2008-12-18 05:38:10
    Amazingly, I found it on The Onion's website (n/t) by bobmon2008-12-18 06:54:34
    use the google, luke by Freakazoid2008-12-18 06:12:39
      I thought this forum *was* a search engine by bobmon2008-12-18 06:58:22
        lol, I know what you mean by aprylmae2008-12-18 07:43:21
    Fancy, shmancy phone (n/t) by aprylmae2008-12-18 05:56:14
      Oh, there's a new model out? by Khaar2008-12-18 06:11:09
        didn't say it was pretty by aprylmae2008-12-18 07:40:13
  With whom do you take that up? by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 05:37:16
  Can it be used for two products? by shargo2008-12-18 05:14:29
    It didn't want to work that way (n/t) by PSYCHOI3OY2008-12-18 05:16:05
      Thats when you email to complain. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-12-18 05:30:03
  Simple by Havoc2008-12-18 05:13:44
    I had them in the cart when I added the monitor by PSYCHOI3OY2008-12-18 05:16:41
    I owe thee a beer! by shargo2008-12-18 05:15:39
LFG: I'm liking this little aside about Pella's by FNORDer2008-12-18 05:01:05
  haven't read today's by aprylmae2008-12-18 08:12:31
    Is it me or is Pella cute? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-18 08:27:29
      On a par with Benny by FNORDer2008-12-18 08:47:16
D4... do I refuse this job offer..? by urbanmyth2008-12-18 04:36:36
  sounds like it'd be worth it to me by Freakazoid2008-12-18 08:15:00
  One thing to consider by Vectorz2008-12-18 08:01:47
  You could ask to shorten the incremental period by Menetlaus2008-12-18 07:17:23
    Especially since you need significant less time by UnFair2008-12-18 07:52:20
  But that was your first offer? right? by Karl-Henrik2008-12-18 05:07:10
    Sort of... by urbanmyth2008-12-18 05:09:30
      If bargaining is part of the new job's description by UnFair2008-12-18 08:01:38
  Turn it down by y2kdragon2008-12-18 04:53:53
    Thank you all.... by urbanmyth2008-12-18 05:08:41
      You cant go into the next round, and suggest by klar_at_work2008-12-18 05:52:29
        The word "final" does not appear... by urbanmyth2008-12-18 07:26:45
  any room for negotiation? by voxwoman2008-12-18 04:41:37
    No room in company policy... by urbanmyth2008-12-18 05:15:51
      Is this a government position? by nitpickin2008-12-18 07:27:24
  That's part of the game. by Tyop2008-12-18 04:40:10
    could you do an end run around the pay?? by robertltux2008-12-18 08:45:26
  which position has better opportunity for future by morenna2008-12-18 04:39:44
    New one for sure by urbanmyth2008-12-18 05:10:23
      Definitely the new one then by morenna2008-12-18 05:50:26
First post from new shiny by Rogue19712008-12-18 04:20:58
with QC, every day is friday \o/ (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-18 04:11:38
  Live eels? (n/t) by ChuckAB2008-12-18 04:55:43
    yep. (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-18 05:12:51
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-12-18 04:00:01
  Saturday, 27th. 22.00 CET / 1pm UFie. PF-Duel by shargo2008-12-18 05:09:50
    Eh .... by klar_at_work2008-12-18 07:10:35
      I won't be there to watch. by Mad Marty2008-12-18 13:42:57
Re: Twolumps by FNORDer2008-12-18 03:48:36
  Hmm; those looked more like turkeys to me. by bwkaz2008-12-18 08:24:20
  I wonder how they will do they swans by aprylmae2008-12-18 08:10:17
  lol - 6 geese a laying... (n/t) by kiwifruit2008-12-18 06:00:15
  the goose claws are adapted to do special combos ( (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-18 04:15:45
    I think you're missing a colloquialism. by FNORDer2008-12-18 06:13:13
Chrysler shuts down for a month. by shargo2008-12-18 03:39:17
  When your business is doing badly by SaylorA2008-12-18 07:00:47
    I agree but I see it as solving two problems by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 13:34:43
  Plenty of product already out to be sold by kc5sdy2008-12-18 06:46:49
  they're closing so they dont hemorage money quite by Astro-g2008-12-18 03:42:55
    Plus reducing the cost of.. by y2kdragon2008-12-18 04:13:26
      Last I heard, the workers have a choice of by Danu2008-12-18 07:39:19
      they close for 2 weeks now, anyway by voxwoman2008-12-18 04:46:23
You know whats funny? by Rogue19712008-12-18 02:57:54
  Did you get the BK Body Spray? by kiwifruit2008-12-18 06:08:32
    OMGBKBBQ!!!!!!1111 (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-18 07:22:00
  BK? (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-12-18 03:33:15
    Burger King by Rogue19712008-12-18 03:40:06
      Cure you kids and your street slang ;) by Karl-Henrik2008-12-18 03:43:29
        s/cure/curse/ (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-12-18 03:50:31
          I think "cure" is not entirely inappropriate :P (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-18 05:34:38
The things you do for friends by Hieraco2008-12-18 02:53:27
  Is there such thing as a GOOD Elvis impersonation? by aprylmae2008-12-18 08:17:12
    There is one I would consider good. by Hieraco2008-12-18 10:06:44
    Yes. Yes there is by joecrouse2008-12-18 08:53:01
      I still doubt it was what I would call "good" by aprylmae2008-12-18 09:07:10
  Hate The King? by y2kdragon2008-12-18 04:10:40
    can do by shargo2008-12-18 04:24:27
      did I mention Elvis is a zombie* by joresgump2008-12-18 04:25:50
        Beware the Zombie Elvis by y2kdragon2008-12-18 04:55:08
          and remember by robertltux2008-12-18 08:51:29
          Oh! I can't help it, I'm in love... by joresgump2008-12-18 07:37:09
Curse you, daystar! by TheGM2008-12-18 02:53:07
  Happy b-day :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-18 07:43:05
  somehow the insurance companies have to keep track by joresgump2008-12-18 04:13:35
  Happy Birthday by y2kdragon2008-12-18 04:09:59
  Congrats! (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-18 02:58:26
US embassy gets flour by veran2008-12-18 01:48:26
  D'ough! (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-12-18 10:34:34
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2008-12-18 01:30:01
  he, at last some english writing! by joresgump2008-12-18 07:26:00
  I've been doing some editing... by FNORDer2008-12-18 01:59:13
I just woke up with the headacge from hell by Lab Rat2008-12-18 01:19:20
  Tylenol, water, call in sick, go back to sleep. by carthax2008-12-18 05:42:10
  its been going around. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-18 04:19:28
  {{{{Lab Rat}}}} by FNORDer2008-12-18 03:02:13
  *Mixes LabRat Rum Toddy* by Hieraco2008-12-18 02:26:50
    How do you make a LabRat Rum Toddy? by carthax2008-12-18 05:41:24
      With lots of rum by Hieraco2008-12-18 10:04:03
    True, but I feel all lposided (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-12-18 02:39:10
      This is different from your usual lopsided feeling by Hieraco2008-12-18 03:03:21
  Must be... by BorgSquirrel2008-12-18 01:24:28
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Vectorz2008-12-18 01:15:19
  Wow, it's quiet... by Nea2008-12-18 07:46:47
    It's because by Afterburner2008-12-18 13:09:18
    *refills* by Vectorz2008-12-18 08:06:28
  Not working by y2kdragon2008-12-18 04:08:14
    Ouch, sounds though. by Vectorz2008-12-18 08:05:11
Okay.. time to put my money where my mouth is by romandas2008-12-18 01:11:47
  Grats! Definitely go for it. by morenna2008-12-18 04:43:52
  No worse off than you are now by y2kdragon2008-12-18 04:06:43
  Great and congarats! by shargo2008-12-18 02:22:59
  Well, you're guaranteed to blow it if you don't sh by intrinsic2008-12-18 02:05:11
    Yeah, I'm working out the flight details now (n/t) by romandas2008-12-18 02:13:56
  You won't blow it by UnFair2008-12-18 01:21:08
    Heh, I'm a recovering Catholic; Blame is *easy* :) (n/t) by romandas2008-12-18 01:27:06
      Wost that can happen is you dont get it by joecrouse2008-12-18 04:03:17
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-12-18 01:00:01
Could someone explain "D1 gaming system..?" by Enzomatrix2008-12-18 00:53:29
  D means dice, 1 is the number of sides by Astro-g2008-12-18 01:05:42
  It refers to the dice by archnerd2008-12-18 01:05:30
    Metaphorically speaking by intrinsic2008-12-18 01:22:28
      Not a bad thing. by DevSolar2008-12-18 01:48:32
        The problem with GMs that fudge the rolls by SaylorA2008-12-18 07:44:30
        Certainly, paranoia is much more interesting when by intrinsic2008-12-18 02:09:18
          I dont need a D20 to tell you that the lvl 20... by MadnessASAP2008-12-18 04:49:49
            depends on who's fighting the wizard :) by Freakazoid2008-12-18 06:41:23
              oh, one more factoid by Freakazoid2008-12-18 07:12:18
                What are "spell points"? by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 07:54:02
                  well, it's vaguely like mana by Freakazoid2008-12-18 08:11:48
                    or cast /infinity/ cure minor wounds by Nightwind2008-12-18 15:30:39
                    Pfft by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 08:43:17
                      That's the normal way by TranceWarp2008-12-18 11:12:45
                        Wizard, sorceror, whatever ;-P by MatthewDBA2008-12-18 11:16:30
                          WOTC changed it in 3E by TranceWarp2008-12-18 11:34:29
            ...and... by DevSolar2008-12-18 05:03:45
  And also, by DerSarek2008-12-18 01:05:16
    I was fooled the same way first. by Deverant2008-12-18 01:55:04
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-12-18 00:41:35
POLL: Regarding yesterday by Spisefisken2008-12-18 00:35:25
  completely depends on context by voxwoman2008-12-18 04:39:00
  Depends on who I'm talking to, really. by Sharku2008-12-18 04:18:08
  Isn't this poll a bit contradictory? by shargo2008-12-18 04:14:04
GM FIAT... by DaveK2008-12-18 00:33:37
  Actually, that agreement was dissolved in 2005. by kahuana2008-12-18 10:17:19
ATTN Shargo : Whatever date you decide, by klar_at_work2008-12-18 00:32:24
  By whom????? by shargo2008-12-18 01:07:17
    And about choosing time... by shargo2008-12-18 01:24:04
      YOU Wanted a US audience. On 26th. by klar_at_work2008-12-18 04:43:44
        It's a deal! :-) by shargo2008-12-18 05:07:50
          *hands Shargo knife. Pointy end forward* by klar_at_work2008-12-18 06:52:22
            How did you managed THAT!? by shargo2008-12-18 10:13:28
              Pointed end FORWARD. by Klaranth2008-12-18 14:37:09
                Are you so fragile that you by shargo2008-12-18 16:27:23
Back from the land of no bandwidth ß-}© by KreepyKrawly2008-12-18 00:25:10
  So, with broadband comes better W:ET connection? by klar_at_work2008-12-18 00:33:46
    I've had bb for 4-5 years now by KreepyKrawly2008-12-18 00:57:10
AJ rolled a mobius die... by raptor_872008-12-18 00:23:39
  Klein bottle of holding +1 :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-12-18 01:27:16
    Not very useful. by nix2008-12-18 01:33:30
      A menger sponge of holding? by FNORDer2008-12-18 02:27:32
      Or it has a volume of "everything" :) by hobbs2008-12-18 02:12:17
        Just like the Asylum from The Hitchhikers Guide (n/t) by intrinsic2008-12-18 02:16:02
Oh! Dude, can we order Pizza? (n/t) by ideur2008-12-18 00:15:19
Sounds like something we played in high school. by Snate2008-12-18 00:04:49
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-12-18 00:04:35
  Who has been tapped to write the script for the by voxwoman2008-12-18 04:49:02
Translations by Nea2008-12-18 00:01:01
  german tlp (n/t) by thecorellian2008-12-18 02:39:59
    by TheCorellian by thecorellian2008-12-18 02:42:29
      Sieh: Weihnacht stehet uns bevor, was eine gute by UnFair2008-12-18 08:25:52
      GM - Fiat? by thecorellian2008-12-18 03:02:17
        I don't think the quit partnership of GM and Fiat by UnFair2008-12-18 08:31:37
Silly Question of the Day! by archivist2008-12-18 00:00:03
  the disbandment of lobbying (n/t) by Nightwind2008-12-18 15:05:03
  I HAZ FOUNDED LOBBY by todAnthony2008-12-18 07:58:21
  A really big broom. by morenna2008-12-18 04:47:09
  I founded you a lobby by y2kdragon2008-12-18 04:04:04
  Revolving doors. by hobbs2008-12-18 02:14:39
  Newton's 2nd Law. by undrcvrparothed2008-12-18 01:17:38
  The abolition of party politics by Astro-g2008-12-18 00:32:58
    I like this by Spisefisken2008-12-18 00:37:43
      sure, by Astro-g2008-12-18 01:40:19
        That is good by Spisefisken2008-12-18 02:05:44
  Movement to ban "deals" in politics. by Tyop2008-12-18 00:24:46
  Lobbyists into the shark tank. (n/t) by nix2008-12-18 00:22:59
  The Pramalot. by taitano2008-12-18 00:17:39
  The same thing as the company. by raptor_872008-12-18 00:14:24
  Hurt your local representatives.. (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-12-18 00:10:04
  Substance in politics. (n/t) by FNORDer2008-12-18 00:05:37
  Guests into the elevator. by ag_wyvern2008-12-18 00:02:10
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-12-18 00:00:01
  SnackBoyhuntedPigsInSpacetofindgod by ideur2008-12-18 00:01:56
    *preemptively eats sgrunt's pithy reply* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-18 00:07:20

 

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