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Epic Fail by oedlan2008-12-06 05:31:34
  Yes, but I saw it... (n/t) by voxwoman2008-12-06 05:59:46
  Posted on the wrong board. (n/t) by oedlan2008-12-06 05:55:49
Att: Sharku by oedlan2008-12-06 03:55:14
  Posted on the wrong board. (n/t) by oedlan2008-12-06 05:55:00
Huh? How did I miss this comic? by Skelwar2008-12-06 00:18:07
  I was at the dentist (n/t) by carl522008-12-06 20:58:09
Putnam Exam (n/t) by dennismv2008-12-05 22:25:25
Wednesday or Thursday in college by dennismv2008-12-05 21:30:46
  Wednesday by Hieraco2008-12-06 00:00:15
  It depends...Is there a new episode of CSI on? by morenna2008-12-05 22:09:34
  I'd vote for Thursday. (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2008-12-05 21:43:05
  If there's no class on Friday, by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:33:46
    hmm what may that be ? (n/t) by dennismv2008-12-05 21:37:28
      Partying, of course (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-12-05 23:42:34
Prop 8 - The Musical (VIDEO - ID9K) by kelli2172008-12-05 21:15:31
  Nifty video. Too bad congress will never pay by Ataraxia2008-12-05 21:33:46
    yeah, but people eventually will (n/t) by dennismv2008-12-05 21:40:25
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-12-05 21:00:02
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! by firehawk2008-12-05 20:42:57
  *eats firehawk's scream* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 20:44:08
    You again! by firehawk2008-12-05 21:05:31
      Me again! by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:08:51
        Flea again! by firehawk2008-12-05 21:10:49
          Free again! by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:11:26
            Wheee again! by firehawk2008-12-05 21:12:17
              *Flee again* by werehatrack2008-12-05 21:13:47
                *eats the entire universe as a result* by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:14:29
                  *offers sgrunt a waffer-thin mint* (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-05 21:17:27
                    Is this strictly logical? by run.dll2008-12-05 22:15:54
                    *eats the mint* by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:20:12
                      *eats sgrunt's lack of explosion* by firehawk2008-12-05 21:21:41
                        *eats the boom* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:23:35
                          *eats the distracted sgrunt's brains* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 21:24:21
                            *eats the distraction and firehawk's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:34:20
                              *eats the abstraction and sgrunt's brains* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 21:52:31
                                Takes both brains and makes a pie by Nightwind2008-12-05 21:57:30
                                4 and 20 zombies (brains), baked in a pie? by firehawk2008-12-05 21:58:27
              Ski again! by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:13:26
                *doesn't stop in time* by firehawk2008-12-05 21:22:24
ahhhhhhhh, bliss! :D by jpprater2008-12-05 19:58:43
  :-( by sgrunt2008-12-05 20:00:29
    *eats...* Nah, I won't do that. by firehawk2008-12-05 20:39:12
      cool! thanks :) who wants some smores? :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 20:45:01
    hehe .. its cold here too :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 20:01:57
      Our cat will snuggle with you. :) by jpprater2008-12-05 20:04:49
        Bummer. My problem is, for the cats by Silverfire2008-12-05 20:17:09
          that's what armrests are for ;) by Garrinka2008-12-05 20:20:21
            My feet are talented but not that by Silverfire2008-12-05 20:23:16
              20 degrees! why that's *balmy* ;) by Garrinka2008-12-05 20:27:06
                Sure. Kitties were still wanting to be by Silverfire2008-12-05 21:10:56
        I'm mildly allergic to cats. :-/ (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 20:14:30
          a *male* allergic to 'pussy' ? ;) *snerk* by Garrinka2008-12-05 20:25:16
            only when it smells..... by cyberspooked2008-12-05 21:35:53
        I'm just curious .. but did you buy her for the by Garrinka2008-12-05 20:09:59
          lj's theory of pets by Nightwind2008-12-05 22:12:11
          No, the spouse had the cat for about 8 months by jpprater2008-12-05 20:31:19
            well then that's the reason she dislikes you .. by Garrinka2008-12-05 20:36:17
when a vampire bites you by dennismv2008-12-05 19:15:04
  I think it's supposed to suck. by jdelphiki2008-12-05 20:45:10
  Depends on the mythology. (n/t) by raptor_872008-12-05 19:58:58
    Correct. by werehatrack2008-12-05 20:45:06
      I no longer believe in logic. by skippy-ish_guy2008-12-05 20:53:00
        But logic believes in me. by Sharku2008-12-05 22:34:11
        *eats the turnip* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 20:53:30
          But logic is little tweeting bird chirping... by werehatrack2008-12-05 21:00:59
            *eats the bird and the meadow* by firehawk2008-12-05 21:23:24
          TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! by skippy-ish_guy2008-12-05 20:59:37
  Tough call by UGuardian2008-12-05 19:52:06
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU by Mostlyharmles2008-12-05 18:39:40
  *shakes head and gives you a hug*.. :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 18:46:21
    Yah yah, i know. by Mostlyharmles2008-12-05 18:48:26
      bite? ;) there are *so many* wrong ways that could by Garrinka2008-12-05 18:50:51
        I am known for my specific word choices. by Mostlyharmles2008-12-05 18:55:14
  Strip Club and Booze? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-05 18:42:33
    Like taking a starving African to a Thanksgiving by Mostlyharmles2008-12-05 18:43:32
      *whap* there is more to life than girls! ;) by Garrinka2008-12-05 18:49:38
        Yeah, more to life. But they ARE the best part. by Hieraco2008-12-05 23:06:03
        23 year old male by Mostlyharmles2008-12-05 18:55:55
          Uhm. No. Those are not the 3 things that matter. by kahuana2008-12-05 20:33:18
          "sigh" I remember that year ;) by Garrinka2008-12-05 19:01:50
            I'm atypically typical. by Mostlyharmles2008-12-05 19:15:16
Is there a way to test for Confidentiality by dennismv2008-12-05 18:09:53
  go with a Ritz in this case by robertltux2008-12-05 20:48:00
  If your goal is absolute security, then no. by kahuana2008-12-05 20:39:25
  You can't prove a negative in any case. by bwkaz2008-12-05 19:23:42
TTGTB by Eboreg2008-12-05 18:07:06
  *eats robotic punching arm* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 18:57:14
Last day of vacation :( Spenti ti at Epcot by radiowave9112008-12-05 17:51:12
Attn Illiad by joecrouse2008-12-05 16:41:04
Why have I not seen this movie? by veran2008-12-05 16:37:04
  Even better! by veran2008-12-05 17:06:51
    That is Made of Suck that it is awesome. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-05 18:49:48
  *walks away from veran very, very slowly* by Rogue19712008-12-05 16:41:55
    Crime fighting Robot Dinosaur! by veran2008-12-05 16:49:16
      But as an actual TV show it...was not awesome. by werehatrack2008-12-05 18:14:47
        Or MASSIVE quantities of drugs. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-05 18:46:36
LittleRogue's SOTM by Rogue19712008-12-05 16:37:03
  >_< (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-12-05 16:45:55
(Tackles WereHatRack) by ShadowSystems2008-12-05 15:52:18
  *trips SS as he runs* by intrinsic2008-12-05 18:13:26
    *pulls Giant Marshmallow Trebuchet from pocket* by werehatrack2008-12-05 18:16:49
      *Opens mouth WIDE* Go long, go long (n/t) by intrinsic2008-12-05 18:20:06
Gee, I wonder if this was genuine? by UGuardian2008-12-05 15:47:13
  Or the fact that most manufacturers will give you by skippy-ish_guy2008-12-05 20:46:11
  1 g/cm^3 by run.dll2008-12-05 15:51:35
    Surely the human mind is a *little* denser than by kahuana2008-12-05 20:14:31
      1kg/cm^3 (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 20:40:28
        Better. by werehatrack2008-12-05 20:47:46
          5.9 * 10^11 kg/cm^3 by sgrunt2008-12-05 20:53:10
            Just. Approximately. But brighter. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-05 21:04:00
              1 x 10^100 Mg/µm^3 (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 21:06:52
                That would be by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:10:59
                  *eats sgrunt's density* by firehawk2008-12-05 21:25:23
Firefox bug? by rorajoey2008-12-05 15:31:24
  Ah..thank ye muchly. (n/t) by rorajoey2008-12-05 16:09:23
  Ask and you shall receive by merlin2008-12-05 15:49:52
  Yeah, that's a Firefox bug. I forgot how I got by Scirocco2008-12-05 15:35:03
anyone have any happy stories or good things to by Garrinka2008-12-05 15:25:51
  I have a feeling this is going to be a by cyberspooked2008-12-05 22:39:13
    I'm trying to get back to real meaning by Nightwind2008-12-05 23:06:05
  {{{ Garrinka & Kidlet }}} by intrinsic2008-12-05 18:34:09
    hugs are more than enough hon :) {{{intrinsic}}} by Garrinka2008-12-05 18:41:19
  Well I've gotten decent reviews by Silverfire2008-12-05 17:08:05
    so why haven't you sent me a copy? ;) by Garrinka2008-12-05 17:21:45
      ER...blushes. Will remedy this tomorrow. (n/t) by Silverfire2008-12-05 22:46:01
  I think I just proved an accountant wrong :) by jeff_uk2008-12-05 16:53:42
    grats hon :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 17:22:34
  All the good news I have by sonja2008-12-05 16:35:21
    that's good to hear :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 17:23:36
  Maybe... by Sonri2008-12-05 16:23:15
    grats hon! :) I hope its a happy, healthy little by Garrinka2008-12-05 17:25:20
  home for Christmas by bigyellowcat712008-12-05 16:19:36
    fuzzy kitties ftw! :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 17:27:09
  I had several people at work try my first attempt by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 15:42:18
    that's cool hon .. grats :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 15:44:58
  We are currently down to five adult dogs by Peace_man2008-12-05 15:37:30
    neat :) you selling the puppies or? .. by Garrinka2008-12-05 15:47:39
      They are standard poodles. by Peace_man2008-12-05 16:01:43
        I love standard bred poodles. by Silverfire2008-12-05 17:13:07
          Standbred is a horse you silly ;) by Garrinka2008-12-05 17:28:16
  It's not much, by UGuardian2008-12-05 15:34:29
    that's cool .. enjoy! :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 15:36:50
      I know someone via LJ by UGuardian2008-12-05 15:43:46
        ya breeding them is kinda cool :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 15:46:51
  {{{Garrinka}}} by sgrunt2008-12-05 15:32:29
    ya hon it does :) by Garrinka2008-12-05 15:34:27
  sorry, none here by emlaabs2008-12-05 15:31:39
    *sends healing vibes* ... by Garrinka2008-12-05 15:37:27
      thanks by emlaabs2008-12-05 15:48:09
        use your pinky :) that's what I do for the dot... (n/t) by Garrinka2008-12-05 15:51:49
UFie Poll Red bean steamed buns - like them or ? by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 15:09:53
  We nuke 'em in a wet paper towel. by werehatrack2008-12-05 15:16:27
    I keep trying the pan fry and they seem to stick a by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 15:44:35
      An AB tip I recall for the Gyoza by andyz2008-12-05 16:45:22
Canada's JTF2 open to women. by Illiad2008-12-05 14:08:41
  Since you brought JTF2 up...A question for people by techi8702008-12-05 14:38:57
    Medic of course. by Hieraco2008-12-05 22:57:42
    Token alien. (n/t) by kahuana2008-12-05 20:16:39
    I would have been 31-C so by robertltux2008-12-05 14:53:17
    Moral support and good wisher from home. by bimkins2008-12-05 14:50:36
    Sniper by Bellator2008-12-05 14:45:08
      Same here. by veran2008-12-05 15:50:00
    Med Tech or Coxswain (n/t) by Illiad2008-12-05 14:44:24
    Coxswain or Electronic-Optics Technician (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-12-05 14:44:06
    I'd want by sonja2008-12-05 14:41:55
  A wonderful thing, and yet by sonja2008-12-05 14:27:11
  The US is getting there ... by subbywan2008-12-05 14:13:58
    And intelligent too IMO. I say that if a woman by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 14:18:09
      Do you know why the women snipers were scary? by veran2008-12-05 15:46:19
call to arms on the w:et server by ick2008-12-05 13:44:55
If a game company released a perfectly coded game by hadji2008-12-05 13:43:41
  ...h4 would have frozen over. (n/t) by unjust2008-12-05 14:54:29
  I have always believed that a game is at it's core by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:59:59
  Can't please everyone all the time by Menetlaus2008-12-05 13:55:42
  Mostly 'cos it'd likely suck.. :P by Sterling_Ag2008-12-05 13:52:46
    Someone find the relevant comic! by jeff_uk2008-12-05 14:34:44
    or before the current gen of consoles even by Freakazoid2008-12-05 13:55:35
SOTM The dubliners - rare old mountain dew by Bellator2008-12-05 13:03:58
  Copperhead Road - Steve Earle by Garrinka2008-12-05 15:53:31
  SOTM: Cake - Cool Blue Reason by SnArL2008-12-05 13:13:33
    The cake might be a lie.</heisenberg> (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-05 13:20:08
      The cake both is and is not a lie</Bohr&Heisenberg by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:48:42
        If you know that the cake is a lie... by werehatrack2008-12-05 20:56:49
Boom De Yada by morenna2008-12-05 13:01:15
  I love our puppies by Peace_man2008-12-05 15:59:14
  Star Wars version. by bimkins2008-12-05 14:49:10
  *BWAhahahahahaha*! Excellent! (n/t) by Twitchh2008-12-05 13:31:34
  LOL really good! (n/t) by shargo2008-12-05 13:22:28
  *snerk* BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! by jpprater2008-12-05 13:04:33
    You should be able to download it from discovery. (n/t) by techi8702008-12-05 13:10:52
      SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!! :D by jpprater2008-12-05 13:16:46
I'm not drunk... yet. by Bellator2008-12-05 12:57:50
  I am working to find a drug by dennismv2008-12-05 14:16:35
  *eats your spine* by firehawk2008-12-05 13:06:31
    Not really... by Bellator2008-12-05 13:17:26
      *eats your lower back muscles* by firehawk2008-12-05 13:26:29
        Much better, thanks :) by Bellator2008-12-05 13:36:24
          *eats all your ligaments* by firehawk2008-12-05 13:43:18
  Ur doin it rong by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:59:12
    's a wee tiny glass... by Bellator2008-12-05 13:00:42
      Don't give up; I'm sure theres someone for you ;-P (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:03:54
        I know there is :) by Bellator2008-12-05 13:21:50
          I could certainly see that raising some questions by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:31:58
    p.s. I hope your back gets feeling better soon. (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:59:42
      Me too... by Bellator2008-12-05 13:09:44
        Salud! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:18:01
Bacon Flavoured Pudding! by TechisSO2008-12-05 12:55:18
  Did you know you Starbucks sells Bacon and Eggs? by techi8702008-12-05 12:57:24
    The one by my office has eggs by TechisSO2008-12-05 12:58:41
      They have been judged to be unworthy. by firehawk2008-12-05 13:08:15
        Is that where we find the quote: by TechisSO2008-12-05 13:22:27
          YES! by firehawk2008-12-05 13:26:08
W:ET. Klaranth wants so let's give him a good game by shargo2008-12-05 12:54:02
  Problem! by arktus2008-12-05 13:23:36
    Works for me by shargo2008-12-05 13:30:43
Make a Trip to the Art Museum FUN for Your Child by dennismv2008-12-05 12:46:04
  D. Pick a better art museum. by werehatrack2008-12-05 21:33:10
  What's the matter with Art Museums? by Lab Rat2008-12-05 14:27:50
  Give them a set of tools and tell them to see by subbywan2008-12-05 12:46:50
    Heh! by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:53:35
I've made an important choice by aprylmae2008-12-05 12:37:58
  I don't think.... by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:39:47
  What about if you by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:39:36
    Oh, if, you're by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:41:25
      *clap* *clap* by Avium2008-12-05 12:42:43
Hows this for luck?? by robertltux2008-12-05 12:37:42
  Nitpick & Not always right by Menetlaus2008-12-05 13:26:39
    You still are on the Disco Van by robertltux2008-12-05 14:07:10
My first final exam this term is in half an hour. by sgrunt2008-12-05 12:31:33
  I survived. by sgrunt2008-12-05 14:40:01
    Engineering law? o-O by Peace_man2008-12-05 15:20:18
    {{{UFies}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 14:40:18
  Good luck! *thinks extra good thoughts* (n/t) by morenna2008-12-05 13:29:16
  *thinks good thought* by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 12:53:46
  *prays* by jpprater2008-12-05 12:50:11
  do not fail by dennismv2008-12-05 12:47:39
  Good vibes and firm concentration by shargo2008-12-05 12:46:47
  Best Luck! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:34:58
I've got wheels of polished steel by SnArL2008-12-05 12:21:59
It's a match made in heaven! by SnArL2008-12-05 12:13:01
  There are pretzels in TUBS?! by Skelwar2008-12-05 12:21:22
    Probably crunchy by Sterling_Ag2008-12-05 12:23:35
    They come in PINTS? </Merri> (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 12:23:12
    Crunchy by SnArL2008-12-05 12:22:55
      eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww by aprylmae2008-12-05 12:23:41
        Ugh. by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:34:07
          I've never liked the sweet ones by aprylmae2008-12-05 12:40:36
          Sweet? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:39:12
            The ones they sell in the malls around here by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:51:21
              Wow. That does sound bad. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:54:24
                Last weekend at Texas Renaissance Festival... by werehatrack2008-12-05 12:59:16
                  You need to see if Stonehenj is playing/singing by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 14:55:47
                    Last weekend was the close of the season. by werehatrack2008-12-05 15:00:36
                      ahh, How time flies... wow...just didn't make by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 15:11:37
                I've heard of such by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:58:11
                  not even frozen? by Freakazoid2008-12-05 13:03:00
                    Frozen what? Pretzels? Or sushi? by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:15:34
                      err.. oops, I was refering to frozen pretzles (n/t by Freakazoid2008-12-05 13:20:34
                        I'll have to keep my eye out for them by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:29:28
                          This is what is sold at my grocer by emlaabs2008-12-05 14:12:56
                  I grew up in "Middle America" by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:02:41
                    Not all sushi is bait. by werehatrack2008-12-05 13:10:52
                    Nah, St. Louis is officially "back east" by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:08:39
                      The point of the whole Arch thing by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:18:40
                        Well, there ya go by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:27:45
          Sweet? Hardly. Good Soft Philly pretzels by Sterling_Ag2008-12-05 12:37:17
        Ahh, you like boiled/Lye pretzles then :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 12:32:50
          The pretzels are a lye now, too? (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-05 12:56:19
Stabs The Dell organization repeatedly. by joecrouse2008-12-05 12:11:54
  10 mins isn't that bad. I spent 45 mins on the by techi8702008-12-05 12:55:05
  I think it depends on what product you call by imrambi2008-12-05 12:47:24
The Misery Drug of Unemployment by Illiad2008-12-05 12:06:55
  Attn: Illiad -friend by yummy_idol2008-12-05 21:09:27
  *Nods* by Silverfire2008-12-05 17:19:07
  the only thing worce? by Nightwind2008-12-05 14:42:13
    Sometimes, hope is the cruelest of human states by bitflipper2008-12-05 14:47:31
  At that point, it almost becomes imperative by Peace_man2008-12-05 13:18:04
  That could almost be my friend I emailed you by merlin2008-12-05 12:38:50
  Actually, I could see how that could be quite by subbywan2008-12-05 12:20:55
    No. It isn't. by Avium2008-12-05 12:25:33
      That doesn't sound like what he's describing here (n/t) by subbywan2008-12-05 12:29:49
        Sure it does: by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:41:31
          Yes, if taken by itself. by subbywan2008-12-05 12:44:54
            when you are depressed you don't always know it by aprylmae2008-12-05 13:00:58
            I'd say "kind of like it" isn't as accurate as by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:53:11
              Nett effect is the same though by subbywan2008-12-05 13:00:57
            Of course, I'm not saying by subbywan2008-12-05 12:46:08
              It *can* be, yes by bitflipper2008-12-05 14:13:44
                Hence my subject line by subbywan2008-12-05 14:15:35
    It's not about the money, or the thing you can or by joresgump2008-12-05 12:24:18
      Only up to the point it stops affecting you. by subbywan2008-12-05 12:27:49
  All I can offer are my condolences by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:16:10
  Yeah. Been there. by Avium2008-12-05 12:12:34
Cars vs Economy by yummy_idol2008-12-05 12:06:45
  Don't have the link by Menetlaus2008-12-05 13:35:46
    One *possible* reason to prop them up by bitflipper2008-12-05 14:34:35
      Bailing them out is downright anti -Capitalist. by Peace_man2008-12-05 15:34:16
        The problem is... by Ataraxia2008-12-05 19:42:38
          I like the repurposing idea by yummy_idol2008-12-05 20:56:29
          Detroit itself is already dead. by werehatrack2008-12-05 20:55:19
Just got an email from a sales rep. by hadji2008-12-05 12:03:19
  Strange, what could cause that </noclue> (n/t) by shargo2008-12-05 12:28:06
    Rum shortage. (n/t) by hadji2008-12-05 12:50:12
*brandishes twin bananas* by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 12:02:22
  *eats the bananas* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 12:05:43
    *throws a barrel* by joresgump2008-12-05 12:21:05
      *smashes the barrel with a hammer* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 12:22:27
        *50pts.* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 12:24:15
    No, no, no. by BloodyViking2008-12-05 12:18:27
      mods? youtube link (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-12-05 13:49:24
    *slips on peels* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 12:13:22
      Me again! *twirls mustache* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 12:20:33
        *ties sgrunt to the railroad tracks* by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 12:21:59
          *eats the railroad tracks and the oncoming train* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 12:22:59
            He is the destroyer of worlds! RUUUNNN!!!! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 12:24:58
              I am become sgrunt, the destroyer of worlds. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 12:28:28
                *eats sgrunt* by firehawk2008-12-05 12:59:45
                  *eats firehawk* by werehatrack2008-12-05 15:20:49
                    *makes like Eboreg and punches werehatrack's by firehawk2008-12-05 21:07:44
                      *bursts out messily through firehawk's chest* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 21:12:57
Invoke Uficle - Hosting/Colocation near San Jose? by Divinar2008-12-05 11:57:54
  well, option 2 will likely be much cheaper by Freakazoid2008-12-05 12:01:26
Tell me to stop lurking and go do my work (n/t) by yummy_idol2008-12-05 11:43:01
  *borrows aprylmae's Thwap-o-Matic 9000* by sgrunt2008-12-05 12:03:12
    *hands sgrunt another clip of thwaps* by werehatrack2008-12-05 15:19:20
  To stop lurking and go do my work! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 11:47:12
  Stop lurking and get back to work! *wapissh!* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 11:44:31
  Stop working and go do some lurking. (n/t) by techi8702008-12-05 11:44:31
  Fine. Stop lurking and start posting. by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:44:24
    A TLP in his diary of course! (n/t) by shargo2008-12-05 12:01:54
      Well, fine then! by yummy_idol2008-12-05 12:17:57
I I didn't laugh, I'd scream by swisscheese2008-12-05 11:39:20
  Huh? Are they trying to say that Google is by Peace_man2008-12-05 16:05:59
  It's easy to refute: by RetiQlum22008-12-05 12:17:27
    Well, aren't we encouraged to do just that? by Bonzo2008-12-05 13:57:48
ATTN: joecrouse by jpprater2008-12-05 11:30:03
  Id Laugh but that SUCKS. by joecrouse2008-12-05 12:04:07
    Oooh, very nice. by jpprater2008-12-05 12:45:39
      I imagine you guys have calls going back by joecrouse2008-12-05 21:13:01
  Indefinitely meaning "until resolved" (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-05 11:30:22
A wee problem for you to solve. :-) by run.dll2008-12-05 11:26:56
  This has been an excellent thread. by run.dll2008-12-05 21:07:08
    Agreed by wabbit652008-12-05 21:14:57
  One last thought by wabbit652008-12-05 20:53:30
    Ordering does not matter. by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 21:52:04
      BEST answer so far by wabbit652008-12-06 09:24:07
        Completely wrong and useless by DesiredUsername2008-12-06 09:53:27
          Bwahahaha by wabbit652008-12-06 19:24:33
      Disagree by wabbit652008-12-06 09:13:43
  50%. Proven by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:20:34
    a different way of proving it.. by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:59:12
      I'm not sure what you mean by by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 18:03:54
    Ok, probability tree, style: by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:37:32
      Not quite by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 17:58:07
    I don't understand what you're saying here. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 17:30:00
      There are only 2 possible combinations. by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:40:35
        Not quite by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 18:01:32
        The known child is... the UNknown child is either. by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:43:24
    Let's try and use the answer proposed here by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:24:01
  50%? With simulation code! by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 16:42:11
    Here's the problem by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 17:26:36
      What is the difference between GB and BG? by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:31:05
        There is no difference by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 18:43:50
        I'm not ordering by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 18:05:44
          Why? by wabbit652008-12-05 19:13:38
        They are not interchangeable by run.dll2008-12-05 17:51:16
    Additional note: by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 16:45:53
      We've converged ;) (n/t) by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:47:17
      Found it. by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 17:00:45
  50% by raptor_872008-12-05 14:09:57
    Nope (see thread) (n/t) by run.dll2008-12-05 14:29:56
      I would probably agree if we used more clearly by raptor_872008-12-05 20:00:11
      Yes it bloody is (see common sense) (n/t) by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:18:31
        No it bloody isn't (see Bayesian probability) by run.dll2008-12-05 17:41:35
          50%; it's mathematically proven. Bayes... by werehatrack2008-12-05 18:49:37
            Make sure you're reading the problem correctly by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 19:06:00
              I read it. 50% is precisely correct. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-05 21:06:31
                ± 33.4% by run.dll2008-12-05 21:18:23
  Here is a better one by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:37:57
    Not as low as you might think. by RetiQlum22008-12-05 13:10:10
      I think it's still as low as I might think. by Benson2008-12-05 13:24:43
        0 is a finite number, hence a finite probability. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:30:49
          Where I was using finite in a different sense by Benson2008-12-05 13:52:07
      "Approaches"? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:17:33
    50% by da-gimp2008-12-05 12:49:25
      But is "you do" just as likely as "you don't"? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:51:41
    Zero, 1 divided by infinity. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-12-05 12:41:12
      Just use "unreal numbers" and you should be fine! by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:28:35
        Actually what you'll need is probably by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:31:54
          *hands mattDBA some LSD "dots" * by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:37:56
            Actually that will probably help :-) by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:42:46
              Smell the colors dude! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:53:18
                taste the rainbow, even :) (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-12-05 13:56:33
                  The rainbow is a lie man.... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 14:14:22
      You can't divide by infinity, since by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:49:51
        Nope, probability is 0, but it doesn't imply that. by Benson2008-12-05 13:07:01
          No, actually probability is not 0 by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:16:43
            The distribution is not specified by Benson2008-12-05 13:40:07
              Well, a variable was defined by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:57:46
                *My Head A Splode* by Benson2008-12-05 14:18:29
        δ ? by run.dll2008-12-05 12:57:40
          lim of what, exactly? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:03:41
            OK, but don't go all Cantor on me :D (n/t) by run.dll2008-12-05 13:07:03
              Okay, here you go. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:08:27
                What does it mean for an event to have by run.dll2008-12-05 13:19:25
                  I see. (Your post of 2008-12-05 13:16:43) by run.dll2008-12-05 13:22:18
  Rereading the question, I now realize that 33% by SaylorA2008-12-05 12:28:26
  The key to a word problem is figuring out what by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 11:52:07
    If there are two children and one is female by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:00:02
      wrong, there's only 2 combinations by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:17:17
        No, they're not equivalent by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 17:39:10
      I see where he is goign with it but, how would you by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 12:07:13
        Sure, okay by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:27:26
          How about this... by wabbit652008-12-05 17:15:59
          Stated like that it is less ambiguous. :) by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 12:40:43
            There's not an analysis of this problem by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:44:54
              Heh. by run.dll2008-12-05 13:03:36
                While that would have been fun...I think that by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:15:43
  Depends on the season by imrambi2008-12-05 11:44:49
    Abstracts are in by imrambi2008-12-05 11:53:00
  Diapers by jdelphiki2008-12-05 11:44:42
  33% by wyal2008-12-05 11:44:32
    Explain why BG and GB count as different? by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:04:23
      You can always pick twice out of the set of two by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 17:37:51
        Answer this in the other subthread by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:42:12
          Which other subthread? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 17:51:27
            Im losing my marbles by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:56:01
    The thing that bothers me here is that by SaylorA2008-12-05 12:18:08
      You have to be careful of the assumptions. by Avium2008-12-05 12:23:26
      Not quite. by run.dll2008-12-05 12:21:50
        FOUL! by wabbit652008-12-05 12:44:04
          What do you mean, "dishonest"? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:48:11
            That's exactly my point. by wabbit652008-12-05 16:30:08
              The answer being advanced in the article by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 17:32:12
                Problem with that approach by wabbit652008-12-05 18:00:19
                  Not quite by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 18:14:53
                    Can't agree by wabbit652008-12-05 18:58:34
                      I think it's best to get away from BG or GB by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 19:10:51
  It's a dependent outcome problem by basher202008-12-05 11:40:42
    I will bite, how does the birth order affect the by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:03:31
      Who said anything about birth order? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:07:20
        Basher20 did. That is why I was asking. by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:23:52
          They need only be distinct and identifiable. by run.dll2008-12-05 13:27:40
            Think "f(1) and f(2)" by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:28:33
              ok, let me rephrase and see if I am understanding by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:35:47
                You can't even say "first" and "second" by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:41:15
                  good! That is what I thought but from reading what by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:54:45
  Depends on... by yummy_idol2008-12-05 11:39:25
  Depends. by subbywan2008-12-05 11:38:22
    classic variant by yummy_idol2008-12-05 11:41:22
  assuming they are both with the same father by aprylmae2008-12-05 11:36:04
    You made two assumptions, both incorrect. by RetiQlum22008-12-05 12:48:36
  Answer = 50% by recessor2008-12-05 11:35:48
  50%. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 11:28:31
    Nope. by run.dll2008-12-05 11:31:51
      I'd love to see the explanation then. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 11:45:11
        Ah, so it is a Monty Haul. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 11:46:42
          It's not monty hall at all... by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:15:39
            It's not a Monty Hall problem exactly by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 18:09:52
              tomorrow (later today after sleep)I will read this by jeff_uk2008-12-05 18:30:01
          The reference by run.dll2008-12-05 11:51:39
            It se4ems strange because it's *wrong*. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-05 18:51:09
              I don't know how often the proof can be presented by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 20:05:31
                Thanks (n/t) by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 22:11:13
            It seems strange because they buggered it. by werehatrack2008-12-05 13:07:25
              Yeah, see my other reply, they do. (n/t) by jeff_uk2008-12-05 17:07:06
              No, the point is that people often get 1/2 by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:09:36
                No, *they* are counting an impossible result. by werehatrack2008-12-05 15:10:47
                  But we don't know that child1.sex == female by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 17:50:49
                    Does not matter. by werehatrack2008-12-05 18:37:58
                      I believe that I am a competent math major. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 20:01:22
                      The "one in three" is a different thing. by werehatrack2008-12-05 18:47:44
                        There is no difference in FM or MF by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 19:02:51
                          But that's NOT what was asked! by werehatrack2008-12-05 21:12:13
                            Balls by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 22:09:55
            Why was I saying "Monty Haul"? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:03:59
              If you have two letters and one is an "l", by run.dll2008-12-05 12:07:24
            To me, it only alters the question IF you by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 11:57:23
              No. The problem is stated unambiguously by run.dll2008-12-05 12:05:31
              The information *has to* color the question by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:02:26
                I see where in pure mathmatics the answer can be by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 12:18:28
                  Actually, that's not where I saw the ambiguity... by Benson2008-12-05 12:50:41
                    Shouldn't the symbolic solution be by vdp2008-12-05 14:31:25
                      Try P = 0.5; should reduce to known sol'n 1/3. (n/ (n/t) by Benson2008-12-05 16:49:40
                    Interesting...and thank you (ponders) by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:01:10
                  The problem that I see with that is by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:35:31
                    But were the girls blonde? by run.dll2008-12-05 12:40:05
                      But you also have to solve for the nonmathmaticaly by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 12:58:46
                        It's not the same "known" by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:06:46
                          but you must admit that, in the end, you are by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:20:29
                            I don't see that by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:27:21
                              In both cases you are solving for the by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:33:13
                                MathewDBA has addressed this by run.dll2008-12-05 13:40:47
                                No, not correct by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:39:33
                                I appologize if I am being dense, this is by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 13:52:27
                                Not quite by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 13:58:56
                                Yes, I understand it is a "grouping" concept by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 14:12:10
Argh!! What have they done to my metalink... by deadweasle2008-12-05 11:26:37
OmniCode creation site down? by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:18:39
  If all y'all want a place to host all of this, I by Dire_Lobo2008-12-05 11:27:12
    Ditto. TechServ could host that as well. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:39:11
      Thank you! by firehawk2008-12-05 13:24:11
    The best thing would be to add them to UFToolBox by Snate2008-12-05 11:35:03
      We're working on that now. by firehawk2008-12-05 12:58:56
        Wha? We are? by Bellator2008-12-05 13:29:24
          Whoa...my apologies. I e-mailed you... by firehawk2008-12-05 13:45:21
            I have a feelign I know what happened by Bellator2008-12-05 13:52:11
              Yup...only address I found. :) ATTN: mekkanik_mike by firehawk2008-12-05 13:56:04
                Yes, it's running php... by Bellator2008-12-05 14:03:58
      I'd be happy to mirror or otherwise help with :-) by Dire_Lobo2008-12-05 11:40:12
      ATTN: Bellator, if we could get you the code could by Snate2008-12-05 11:36:30
        Apparently I already am working on it by Bellator2008-12-05 13:31:58
          Sorry about that. See my reply above. by firehawk2008-12-05 13:50:17
            No need to apologize :) (n/t) by Bellator2008-12-05 13:52:59
        ATTN: mekkanik_mike ^^^ (n/t) by Snate2008-12-05 11:36:43
  If it points to utwente.something.nl, it's gone. by firehawk2008-12-05 11:25:16
    Bummer. I'm too lazy to do it manually. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:30:05
Attn: VB.net UFies by carthax2008-12-05 11:03:05
  What happens if you try loading it to a by merlin2008-12-05 11:38:13
  Why don't you add the images as resources to the by merlin2008-12-05 11:35:42
    Because that would be too smart. :-) by carthax2008-12-05 11:38:11
      And whaddaya know? It worked! by carthax2008-12-05 12:17:50
        Sure, it worked. But why? by RetiQlum22008-12-05 13:12:41
          There is obviously some sort of file system by merlin2008-12-05 13:34:37
        De nada. Glad it worked. (n/t) by merlin2008-12-05 12:34:20
  What is the current directory? by firehawk2008-12-05 11:07:04
    the ".." points to: by carthax2008-12-05 11:12:50
      My first guess is the "..\0" by RetiQlum22008-12-05 11:24:03
        Tried that. No change. (n/t) by carthax2008-12-05 11:28:09
        Even so, as Administrator, the folder he specified by firehawk2008-12-05 11:27:34
      Could the file already be open? by firehawk2008-12-05 11:17:39
        First thing I checked. It's closed. (n/t) by carthax2008-12-05 11:28:56
  A bit of explanation may help: by carthax2008-12-05 11:06:36
Canada loses 100th serviceperson in Afghanistan by Illiad2008-12-05 11:01:18
xkcd got me thinking, can friends ever become more by Snate2008-12-05 10:55:45
  A friend of mine knew a girl for about 8 months by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 14:47:20
  Worked for me by notdeadyet2008-12-05 12:49:43
    Your second to last sentence is why it seems odd by Snate2008-12-05 13:54:25
      She's my best friend... by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:58:43
  Yes they can:) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 11:37:48
    Dude, *she* was telling *you* to open up and say by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:42:50
      No she wasn't and you shut your mouth! :D by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 11:46:15
        Huh. Coulda swore you were by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:49:39
          Hah! Foolish huma...err..person! by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 11:55:52
            See? My dastardly evil plan worked! by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:10:54
              That's why, as you get older, by aprylmae2008-12-05 12:15:51
                Hmmm.... by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:24:11
  Yes they can by Stibbons2008-12-05 11:30:03
  Hypothesis: only if it isn't your first SO? (n/t) by yummy_idol2008-12-05 11:28:31
  that's how my mom and dad got together by aprylmae2008-12-05 11:21:30
  It does happen by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:02:42
    The thing with your last paragraph is that all the by Snate2008-12-05 11:10:04
      It's like the lottery by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:38:19
        Exactly! Especially your 3rd paragraph! :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 11:47:09
    Been there, too. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:06:18
      O-kay, I've heard of "late bloomers," but... ;-) (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:07:39
        Late bloomers? Is that when your underwear by Dire_Lobo2008-12-05 11:36:13
          No by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:39:50
            My mom told me it would be embarassing to be in by aprylmae2008-12-05 12:03:37
              Actually, past experince has taught me by bitflipper2008-12-05 14:23:40
        I was afraid of ruining the friendship. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:10:42
  *raises hand* by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:00:35
    Heh! Yeah, there's some proof by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:04:51
      No magic/secret formula by esbita2008-12-05 11:25:21
        *grins* by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:46:29
          Y' *both* silly! by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:52:19
  *points down a few threads* (n/t) by esbita2008-12-05 11:00:02
ATTN: jmaxsohmer by merlin2008-12-05 10:42:11
  Have to check it after work. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 10:58:49
    I absolutely promise you it's not a Rick Roll (n/t by merlin2008-12-05 11:04:03
      The title confirms your story. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:12:41
  *borrows my parents' dog* by esbita2008-12-05 10:46:34
    "Play?" by jdelphiki2008-12-05 11:46:27
    so what is german for "fetch!" by robertltux2008-12-05 11:45:20
    *stops the dog long enough to get merlin's brains* by firehawk2008-12-05 10:50:55
      Lily is a VERY smart dog. by esbita2008-12-05 10:55:24
        Right, but after she uses him as a chewtoy... by firehawk2008-12-05 10:56:20
          I don't doubt it. (n/t) by esbita2008-12-05 11:01:05
      *eats firehawk's shambling* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 10:53:17
        You again! by firehawk2008-12-05 10:53:55
          Me again! by sgrunt2008-12-05 11:07:30
            Squee again! by firehawk2008-12-05 11:26:22
Today's xkcd by sgrunt2008-12-05 10:42:04
  Too close to home as far as I am concerned. (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-12-05 12:30:57
Attn: MathewDBA by SaylorA2008-12-05 10:11:25
  No by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 10:12:35
    Mathew Doing Business As [blank] (n/t) by toxin2008-12-05 13:03:43
Attn: Illiad by esbita2008-12-05 09:51:52
  The rum is a lie. by hadji2008-12-05 10:47:04
    But why's the rum gone?</Captain Jack Sparrow> (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 10:51:28
      That would be my fault. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 10:59:43
    It went to go lie down. (n/t) by merlin2008-12-05 10:49:34
  *puts on Illiad mask* by jdelphiki2008-12-05 10:14:25
    That would be a paper bag, right? by SnArL2008-12-05 10:36:40
    *eats Illiad mask* by firehawk2008-12-05 10:25:47
      Sure... by jdelphiki2008-12-05 11:47:44
  Indeed :) (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 10:13:31
Today is the last day of my current job. by lheggland2008-12-05 09:32:48
  Best of luck! by Dire_Lobo2008-12-05 09:50:45
  Good luck!!!!! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-12-05 09:34:15
An out of body experience! by veran2008-12-05 09:25:47
  Sorry, I'm fresh out of bodies ;) (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-12-05 10:15:21
    I've got a slug... (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 10:27:09
    *summons a few zombies* by firehawk2008-12-05 10:26:33
Dear Coworker: by SnArL2008-12-05 09:12:26
  Dear COWorker: If you desire any additional info, by Dire_Lobo2008-12-05 09:44:41
    Flying FUDGE? Where?!?!?!?!?! by Avium2008-12-05 10:38:02
      *gets butterfly net* (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 10:38:32
  If its a web-based ticketing system by imrambi2008-12-05 09:20:58
    He knows how to use the ticket system by SnArL2008-12-05 09:24:59
      Next time, try... by kelli2172008-12-05 10:36:08
New books by given author? Is there an RSS feed by Twitchh2008-12-05 09:12:01
  the local library uses this by Nightwind2008-12-05 14:47:27
  You might check the individual publisher's website by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 09:30:30
Heh... My team did good today. by abaron2008-12-05 08:59:25
RIAA sues Santa Claus by toysbfun2008-12-05 08:56:05
  Illiad could use this by Sonri2008-12-05 09:16:27
    Its been done in 1987. By Some one who by joecrouse2008-12-05 09:18:06
I must be having an emo day by aprylmae2008-12-05 08:53:05
  I'm a Michael by TheGM2008-12-05 10:51:14
    My cousin is Micheal by aprylmae2008-12-05 11:06:29
  Lack of intellectual flexibility by firehawk2008-12-05 10:32:37
  At least there's only one feasible way to mess... by Dr. Frost2008-12-05 09:08:46
    yea by aprylmae2008-12-05 09:16:51
      Yeah. Same here. by Avium2008-12-05 09:47:41
        Add by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 10:04:15
          You have to remove a 't'. by Avium2008-12-05 10:08:35
            "Scottland" isn't by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 10:10:13
              While I may be a tad overweight... by Avium2008-12-05 10:24:17
  Join the club by amp_man2008-12-05 09:00:39
    Big club by PeKaJe2008-12-05 11:54:10
    Your paycheck is correct by robertltux2008-12-05 11:53:15
    I have, for the most part, gotten used to it by aprylmae2008-12-05 09:12:30
    Dos his nam hav an 'e' in it? by talon07202008-12-05 09:05:23
  {{{Hugs}}} by TechisSO2008-12-05 08:57:57
  My wife has the same problem by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 08:57:56
Ordnance-Corner for UFies by SnArL2008-12-05 08:50:11
  I talked with the gunsmith yesterday and he thinks by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 11:26:36
  My Accountant has a basketcase that needs by joecrouse2008-12-05 10:36:49
    Depending on what needs to be done, I would say by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 10:54:55
  I went last weekend to sight in my new rifle. by SaylorA2008-12-05 10:08:42
    Depending on the round, You may be a little low at by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 10:23:12
      I was using Remington brand .223 55 gr FMJ. by SaylorA2008-12-05 10:28:52
        The Horandy TAP that I keep as my by SnArL2008-12-05 10:35:52
  Interesting...Easy Shoot Palm-Pistol by Lab Rat2008-12-05 09:30:23
    Headline writers are naughty people... by Nea2008-12-05 11:39:23
    I wonder about the design of it... by imperito2008-12-05 10:44:48
      At the intended range, point and shoot should get by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 10:51:28
    LMAO by esbita2008-12-05 09:56:08
      I thought that part was hilarious (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-12-05 10:22:58
        I was thinking "medical device" and by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 11:17:35
  I picked up my layawayed Shotgun yesterday. :) by NDwight2008-12-05 08:53:53
    Grats! by cloudboy2008-12-05 10:01:33
      range for me will be next year, I think. (n/t) by NDwight2008-12-05 10:39:19
  New EBR by SnArL2008-12-05 08:52:38
    Soemthing about that pic says by joecrouse2008-12-05 10:43:00
      The same could be said of all my pictures by SnArL2008-12-05 10:58:32
        Ya know...next time I could paint by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 11:28:11
    Is that you in the picture? (n/t) by SaylorA2008-12-05 09:59:48
      Yes (n/t) by SnArL2008-12-05 10:10:52
        You know, the frightning thing here is that if by SaylorA2008-12-05 10:20:25
        Ah, nice to have a face to the name. :) (n/t) by SaylorA2008-12-05 10:12:20
    I see a Friday Tee-shirt too! ;) Nice firearm,btw (n/t) by NDwight2008-12-05 08:55:28
Interesting. TLPs are red in lynx by toysbfun2008-12-05 08:43:18
  Is there a way to do something to better by Twitchh2008-12-05 08:50:09
These "LEGOs" are so cute (a nice Christmas gift) by Lab Rat2008-12-05 08:31:46
  I need one of those for my by voxwoman2008-12-05 09:48:47
    they are sold out for the moment by voxwoman2008-12-05 10:00:24
      Amazon has them, check my other post. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-12-05 10:14:23
  Cute! by bitflipper2008-12-05 08:49:37
    Minor nitpick... by AndyA2008-12-05 09:23:18
      Point by bitflipper2008-12-05 09:40:57
  and this! by walla2008-12-05 08:40:31
    I want it too and Amazon has it cheaper by SaylorA2008-12-05 09:56:22
    I have it... by Sterling_Ag2008-12-05 08:50:24
    Ooooooohhh, nice. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-12-05 08:42:11
Can I stab my place of employment in the face? by aprylmae2008-12-05 08:27:51
  can you get that guy from Wanted?? by robertltux2008-12-05 12:07:26
  Consensus seconded. HR, OSHA, and ADA. by firehawk2008-12-05 10:35:19
    Also... by firehawk2008-12-05 10:37:40
  Then, can you stab my place of employment in the by voxwoman2008-12-05 09:59:17
    C4? Did you say C4? *looks excited* by firehawk2008-12-05 10:34:36
  No. You are in the USA. Stabbing is un-American. by kahuana2008-12-05 08:57:01
    But only with a pistol, shotgun or AR-15. by nix2008-12-05 09:01:07
      you guys always using ordinance by joecrouse2008-12-05 10:53:07
      Using a Kalashnikov or RPG-7 is terrorism. (n/t) by techi8702008-12-05 09:06:29
        But an Uzi is OK; they're allies. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-05 09:22:57
          Galils, too? by Benson2008-12-05 09:39:14
          Besides, who uses a Uzi now? That's such a 80s by techi8702008-12-05 09:38:22
            Like they say, use it or lose it. by werehatrack2008-12-05 09:43:13
  :( Sounds like my wife's situation... by jpprater2008-12-05 08:36:37
  I'm pretty sure that's illegal by bitflipper2008-12-05 08:35:13
    Yep, that would be like me knowing someone was by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 08:44:26
    Clarification by bitflipper2008-12-05 08:36:28
  Report the manager to HR by DesertRat662008-12-05 08:31:10
    Yeah, she shouldn't hold still for the brushoff by lshurr2008-12-05 10:03:49
    She should be covered by the ADA. by spud2008-12-05 08:40:39
    she said she was going to talk to HR by aprylmae2008-12-05 08:33:43
      And OSHA by voxwoman2008-12-05 09:58:07
metric "schedule 40" pipe? theatre lighting? by unjust2008-12-05 08:13:45
  You want the equivalent of 1 1/2 inch pipe with a by buddha2008-12-05 08:38:46
    exactly. DN 40 schedule 40? (n/t) by unjust2008-12-05 09:51:31
      From what I find DN 40 = 1 1/2 inch pipe by buddha2008-12-05 11:49:16
  I carry a pipe schedule chart with me at all times by TechisSO2008-12-05 08:38:37
  is this at all helpful? by Freakazoid2008-12-05 08:27:37
    Here's a chart of dimensions, too by bitflipper2008-12-05 08:28:48
      Oh, that's nominal only; here's one with o.d.'s by bitflipper2008-12-05 08:30:39
        hmmm... i think... by unjust2008-12-05 09:54:01
          For the most part, schedule 40 is assumed by bitflipper2008-12-05 11:26:25
            but is scheduel 40 the same... by unjust2008-12-05 12:00:28
              Hmmm... dunno. My engineering handbooks by bitflipper2008-12-05 12:30:45
  "Scheudule" refers to the pipe wall thickness, by bitflipper2008-12-05 08:25:45
    the "standard" in theatres in the usa is... by unjust2008-12-05 09:55:39
    3/4" ? What theatre do you work at? by leistico2008-12-05 08:35:34
      Local community theatre by bitflipper2008-12-05 08:57:01
        oh there's a standard. by unjust2008-12-05 10:06:45
    *marks bitflipper as official pipe geek* (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-05 08:27:55
      Just part of mechanical engineering by bitflipper2008-12-05 09:42:09
New phone help? by Twitchh2008-12-05 07:47:12
  If you still like your Treo by the_phreak2008-12-05 07:58:18
    Not even remotely interested in anything "W" re: by Twitchh2008-12-05 08:32:18
      Palm Centro. by firehawk2008-12-05 10:41:25
        Centro keyboard too small - I have bear paws. :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2008-12-05 10:53:08
          Then if you need smartphone functionality... by firehawk2008-12-05 13:02:16
  Verizon doesn't need to know by y2kdragon2008-12-05 07:53:05
Did Molly yank the cable again? (n/t) by imrambi2008-12-05 07:46:48
  *stops chewing on cable* by firehawk2008-12-05 11:00:02
  Didn't think the news was big enough to break UF by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 09:03:16
    Are you implying that by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 09:21:27
      Owww. M0d or not... by esbita2008-12-05 09:26:04
        sorry, I just had to do that. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 09:28:54
          *thwap* by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 09:31:18
            *hands out newspapers of thwappage* by firehawk2008-12-05 10:42:10
              *borrows Bita's +5 Chicago Tribune* by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:02:47
  sorry that was me by cyberspooked2008-12-05 07:58:37
    See... by Myke2008-12-05 23:05:22
    I was wondering myself... (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-05 08:00:43
      RSS feed still isn't back (n/t) by Sonri2008-12-05 08:23:48
        Back now (n/t) by Sonri2008-12-05 08:45:56
PSA by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 07:18:05
  *eats the sphinx and hactar's anxiety* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 10:52:26
  The way you handle this is... by jdelphiki2008-12-05 09:00:20
  seconded with a !!! by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 08:38:27
  So-o-o-o tempted... by bitflipper2008-12-05 08:08:09
    Maybe what it means is, that your boss by Peace_man2008-12-05 08:54:45
      Possibly, but he'll pre-empt whatever I'm doing by bitflipper2008-12-05 09:00:08
    Can I get back with you later regarding this? by SaylorA2008-12-05 08:15:14
      Look! Over there! *points* by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 08:25:04
        It's a bird! It's a by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 08:25:55
  How do you keep an idiot in suspense for a week? by SnArL2008-12-05 07:54:34
  Exactly. If I don't need to know yet, or you by Twitchh2008-12-05 07:49:20
    s/can't tell me all about/*can* tell me all about/ (n/t) by Twitchh2008-12-05 07:50:08
I'm right! and they're wrong! by joresgump2008-12-05 07:16:44
  I'm right! And I can prove it! by toysbfun2008-12-05 07:56:53
    Welcome to the world that my ex-GF inhabited by firehawk2008-12-05 10:53:36
  No you're not by Hieraco2008-12-05 07:52:32
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-12-05 07:14:30
UF Philosophy Corner - Ethics by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 07:06:10
  My take: by sgrunt2008-12-05 09:51:57
    What about ones obligation to ones children? by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:45:52
  Let me take a shot by moddermonster2008-12-05 08:43:42
    I'd agree with that by bitflipper2008-12-05 13:42:16
  Clarification on your 4th paragraph, please by voxwoman2008-12-05 07:11:04
    As an example by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 07:58:29
Attn: notdeadyet... by Dire_Lobo2008-12-05 06:57:43
  Yes! Your lameoljoke points by notdeadyet2008-12-05 12:54:13
  I heard it with `boola-boola' by Hieraco2008-12-05 07:51:47
    I heard it with "zoot-zoot". (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 10:57:36
      O-kay, I *swear* I've never heard the joke before by bitflipper2008-12-05 14:03:50
Spreadsheet question by MrTrick2008-12-05 06:52:23
  Does Calc have an equivalent to Excel's IF()? (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-05 07:14:37
    Yes. Strangely enough it's called IF(). (n/t) by Sharku2008-12-05 07:57:52
Autohomophobophobia by toysbfun2008-12-05 06:45:53
  o.O What's the fear of having your brains eaten by firehawk2008-12-05 10:59:11
Man shoots his load on wife's chest by SnArL2008-12-05 06:35:42
  A followup article by ManiacJoe2008-12-05 14:30:47
  I'll call B.S. by DesertRat662008-12-05 06:59:51
    Absolutely. by firehawk2008-12-05 11:02:24
    *hands you a cookie* by SnArL2008-12-05 07:01:03
      And the perp's on ice for now. by werehatrack2008-12-05 09:26:35
Friday ad by SnArL2008-12-05 06:28:41
Warning: Female type problems discussed here by aprylmae2008-12-05 06:27:28
  *Passes a hot water bottle.* by AndyA2008-12-05 09:08:37
  can't get me in today by aprylmae2008-12-05 08:17:29
    :-/ by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 08:22:30
  dangit. The office opens later than I thought by aprylmae2008-12-05 07:04:49
    {{{Apryl}}} by bitflipper2008-12-05 07:18:42
  Have you changed any medications lately? (n/t) by Imp2008-12-05 07:01:46
    no. not on any. by aprylmae2008-12-05 08:19:28
  {{aprylmae}} by voxwoman2008-12-05 06:34:52
    a year and a few months by aprylmae2008-12-05 06:40:06
      Sometimes in a by voxwoman2008-12-05 07:04:45
        I saw her the day it happened by aprylmae2008-12-05 07:06:19
  Endometriosis? by SnArL2008-12-05 06:31:02
    If I had to guess... by jdelphiki2008-12-05 07:11:35
      Same here by SnArL2008-12-05 07:15:27
    thanks. Maybe, I dunno. I'll find out (I hope) by aprylmae2008-12-05 06:37:46
      Wouldn't the pregnancy suspend the development by bitflipper2008-12-05 06:44:07
        Yes. It does. by Avium2008-12-05 08:31:39
        I dunno. Maybe by aprylmae2008-12-05 06:47:37
        They'd have to save up for the surgery again. by esbita2008-12-05 06:46:22
          they're continuing to save while she's pregnant by aprylmae2008-12-05 06:51:31
            Ah, yes... a detail didn't sink in. by esbita2008-12-05 07:03:42
              a bit by aprylmae2008-12-05 07:07:34
        your doing alot better than me by cyberspooked2008-12-05 06:46:19
Would someone please make my users call me back?! (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-05 06:23:31
  *eats all reasons why they don't call you back* by firehawk2008-12-05 11:03:47
  Why If they fail to call back within 3 days by joecrouse2008-12-05 08:30:06
  your probably going to have to call them (n/t) by cyberspooked2008-12-05 08:13:17
  On a Friday? by y2kdragon2008-12-05 07:55:22
  I'll trade you by TechisSO2008-12-05 07:09:32
  Who has the keys to the LART? (n/t) by MadnessASAP2008-12-05 06:51:32
  Attn: spprater's users by bitflipper2008-12-05 06:46:39
    Hmm... interesting misspelling, that by bitflipper2008-12-05 06:48:45
      My only guess on how you did that is by jpprater2008-12-05 07:10:49
        Yeah, that works by bitflipper2008-12-05 08:10:21
          If you like. Of course, that leads to by jpprater2008-12-05 08:17:05
US Quiz of the day by voxwoman2008-12-05 06:19:26
  75.76% by Alcyone2008-12-05 15:59:12
  90.91% by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 15:34:53
  24 out of 33 correctly — 72.73 % by ppyo2008-12-05 12:18:16
  90.91% (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-12-05 12:03:11
  So far the UFie avg is ~84% by Menetlaus2008-12-05 11:37:45
  100% by jsr2008-12-05 11:15:04
  100% by Stibbons2008-12-05 10:10:53
  That's frightening. by Avium2008-12-05 10:06:18
  96.97% by werehatrack2008-12-05 09:38:00
  Looks like the average non-USian UFie trounces by Benson2008-12-05 09:26:06
    It's not necessarily by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 09:35:33
      And which public offices? by Stibbons2008-12-05 10:19:00
  Is that site claiming that universities by nix2008-12-05 09:21:43
  78.8% for a non-american. (n/t) by AndyA2008-12-05 09:18:59
  78.79% by sgrunt2008-12-05 09:18:09
  81.82% by ag_wyvern2008-12-05 09:16:32
  You answered 27 out of 33 correctly — 81.82 % by ideur2008-12-05 09:12:26
  I can't do this by Sonri2008-12-05 09:04:08
  81.82 % (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-05 08:57:24
  84.85% (n/t) by spud2008-12-05 08:52:21
    Same for me (n/t) by SSpiffy2008-12-05 09:21:42
  87.88 % by Nea2008-12-05 08:42:48
  96.97% (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-12-05 08:21:02
  That site indicated an average result for this by SaylorA2008-12-05 08:18:58
    That would be funny by voxwoman2008-12-05 09:36:32
  81.82%... seems like a trend (n/t) by Ataraxia2008-12-05 08:13:03
  84.85 % by PeKaJe2008-12-05 08:06:29
  69.7% by Purest2008-12-05 08:06:22
    66,7% by Eroen2008-12-05 09:14:52
  75.76% (n/t) by Blindman2008-12-05 08:00:06
  Took this test a while back by y2kdragon2008-12-05 07:56:04
  69.70 % - non American, Non political (n/t) by Hieraco2008-12-05 07:53:34
  78.79, not bad for a foreigner I think (n/t) by bobtail2008-12-05 07:18:55
  87.8% not bad for a Canadian eh? :) by justncase2008-12-05 07:18:35
  75.76 % Not bad for a Canadian. (n/t) by techi8702008-12-05 07:15:45
    27/33 for a Canadian that never took any history by Menetlaus2008-12-05 09:35:42
  84.85 % (n/t) by SaylorA2008-12-05 07:13:58
  87.88 % (n/t) by Imp2008-12-05 07:13:53
    me too (n/t) by tallastro2008-12-05 07:58:53
      Here as well by ttlogic2008-12-05 08:35:24
  81.82 % (n/t) by Twitchh2008-12-05 07:11:16
    81.82% me too! </AOL> (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 07:13:36
  84.85% (n/t) by DesertRat662008-12-05 07:06:35
  78.79% by DaveK2008-12-05 07:03:23
  72.73%, 24/33 by JimK2008-12-05 06:56:07
  81.82% - US history was not emphasized where by Peace_man2008-12-05 06:55:31
    81.82% For me too by TechisSO2008-12-05 07:04:25
  90.91 % -- I can stand for that. by Concept2008-12-05 06:46:17
    90.91 also - I'm kind of surprised I did by vvpete2008-12-05 08:19:26
      scored this as well (n/t) by emlaabs2008-12-05 09:41:48
  81.82% by maspiers2008-12-05 06:41:15
  Yee-hah! by Benson2008-12-05 06:38:59
    Yikes! by TechisSO2008-12-05 07:06:35
  96.97 % by toysbfun2008-12-05 06:37:14
  81.82% by voxwoman2008-12-05 06:32:32
  Woohoo! by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 06:27:02
* runs nekkid' * by schwing12008-12-05 05:48:23
  *averts eyes* by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 07:11:39
    *eats hactar's eyes* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-05 09:23:25
      Who again? by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 09:53:49
        Me again! by sgrunt2008-12-05 10:39:21
          *wields shotgun* by Eboreg2008-12-05 11:06:24
            *eats Eboreg's shotgun and joints* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 11:20:58
              *Shotgun discharges in firehawk's stomach* by Eboreg2008-12-05 11:44:16
                You'd be recovering them from my bowels. by firehawk2008-12-05 13:03:47
What should I do with a tooth? by Control2008-12-05 05:48:11
  Add it to the rest of your gear? (n/t) by kahuana2008-12-05 09:06:56
  Chew. (n/t) by jiteo2008-12-05 06:33:15
  Maybe a thin section? by Control2008-12-05 06:29:08
  string it on a necklace (n/t) by voxwoman2008-12-05 06:08:54
  Put it under your pillow (n/t) by tallastro2008-12-05 05:55:41
    Say! it may be worth a shiny coin! :) (n/t) by NDwight2008-12-05 06:08:25
      Wonder if the Tooth Fairy is aware of inflation... (n/t) by Purest2008-12-05 08:10:39
The dog house by schwing12008-12-05 05:38:59
  Freakin' yikes, man! by hactar the uhhh2008-12-05 07:12:43
    There's worse, believe me by bitflipper2008-12-05 14:42:18
  Me too by Spisefisken2008-12-05 05:54:29
    Prepare for lots of pain by SnowStar2008-12-05 06:02:39
      Oh, the Friday comments one could make... by bitflipper2008-12-05 06:35:33
Facing Off by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:36:30
  Face me or... by jpprater2008-12-05 06:00:50
Christmas should be fun for everyone. (BOFH alert) (n/t) by imrambi2008-12-05 05:31:02
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-12-05 05:30:03
S4! O_O by esbita2008-12-05 05:13:45
  Congrats you two!!1 (n/t) by Silverfire2008-12-05 18:00:19
  'bita's a GIRL? by Nightwind2008-12-05 15:20:31
  \o/ contrats! by da-gimp2008-12-05 13:37:42
  Warmest felicitations for the both of ye! (n/t) by ppyo2008-12-05 12:23:46
  Woho! My warmest congratulations to you both! (n/t) by shargo2008-12-05 12:21:48
  Conga rats! \o/ by firehawk2008-12-05 11:24:28
    Hey, you spit that out! by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:28:21
      Besides, it really was my idea. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:29:39
        Oh, I don't know about that. by Avium2008-12-05 11:34:09
          Yeah, but nobody'd've believed it :P (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 11:56:50
            *eats jmaxsohmer's brains* by firehawk2008-12-05 13:28:16
  gong1 xi3 gong1 xi3 !! by Illiad2008-12-05 10:07:08
    Thanks. :) by esbita2008-12-05 10:19:00
      Dangit! Don't set me up like that! by Avium2008-12-05 10:27:25
        Enough to make my SIL blink. by esbita2008-12-05 10:31:14
          Good enough. Cougar! by Avium2008-12-05 10:35:19
            Growl. :P (n/t) by esbita2008-12-05 10:39:39
            It's in her Omnicode :P by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 10:36:05
              And you're both... by Avium2008-12-05 10:42:41
                I could see if there was that age gap by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 11:31:19
                  Only if I was the same age as now. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 12:29:52
                    That's what I intended. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 12:56:40
                      I think that'd be slightly illegal here :P (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 15:26:20
                Pesky double standard by esbita2008-12-05 10:44:12
                  Part of the blink factor... by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 10:45:53
    "about time"? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 10:15:46
      Because we kept it off-board until now... by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 10:40:03
  Congrats! \o/ by Snate2008-12-05 09:56:49
  Congratulations!!! by spud2008-12-05 09:19:54
  Now that I can breath again.... by VivianC2008-12-05 09:16:12
    Camera yes, but not a live feed. by esbita2008-12-05 09:22:18
      prejudiced? jmaxsohmer isn't human? by Snate2008-12-05 10:36:26
        Depends who you ask. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 10:45:04
      And the honeymoon? by jdelphiki2008-12-05 10:20:05
        Hah! You wish :P by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 10:35:17
          You'd better not say that... by jdelphiki2008-12-05 11:50:35
            I can't blame you for wishing. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 12:08:15
              Wouldn't dream of it! by jdelphiki2008-12-05 20:47:19
  Congratulations! by Nea2008-12-05 08:53:22
    My apologies. (n/t) by esbita2008-12-05 09:16:37
  Jax is probably sitting at his desk by joecrouse2008-12-05 08:35:49
    You kidding? That was HIS idea. (n/t) by esbita2008-12-05 09:17:16
      Yup! Guilty :D (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 09:32:49
  And the two shall be unified as one... by jdelphiki2008-12-05 07:17:17
    MAZELTOV by joecrouse2008-12-05 08:33:59
  Congratulations! One more happy couple by Peace_man2008-12-05 07:06:41
  Make the Rats Dance! Throw Confetti! by bitflipper2008-12-05 06:17:30
  Congratulations!! by voxwoman2008-12-05 06:11:20
    As far as we know right now... by esbita2008-12-05 06:24:22
      From purely selfish reasons: Woohoo! by voxwoman2008-12-05 06:36:53
        NE states? by Avium2008-12-05 11:46:03
          Well, how far are you willing to travel? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 12:29:26
    It's not going to be until late summer. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 06:20:45
  Congrads on the wedding....... by cyberspooked2008-12-05 06:09:48
  *blips you upside the head with a piece of wedding by SnArL2008-12-05 06:06:11
    *picks it out of my hair* by esbita2008-12-05 06:43:51
  Unless it's twins ... by subbywan2008-12-05 05:33:53
  *thwap!* by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:32:42
    Thanks. by esbita2008-12-05 05:54:09
      If that is precisely what they are asking... by bitflipper2008-12-05 06:21:17
    thanks :) by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 05:46:21
  *takes a small glass dish of pudding* by jpprater2008-12-05 05:20:41
    Awww, but it's fun! *big grin* by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 05:37:13
      I just checked - by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 06:20:10
        Reasonably close, yeah. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 06:22:23
          You guys should come up some time. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 06:29:14
            Eventually. :) by esbita2008-12-05 08:07:23
              I could give you a job. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 08:10:17
      *thwaps jmaxsohmer w/ a herring* :P :D by jpprater2008-12-05 05:51:18
  Hmmm.... by morenna2008-12-05 05:17:18
  It goes the other way round by Spisefisken2008-12-05 05:17:01
    Yep. That's the SWMBO and I did it. by Avium2008-12-05 10:10:28
    And "the other way around" works just fine by Dire_Lobo2008-12-05 07:59:19
    indeed! by voxwoman2008-12-05 06:10:01
    Sibling dynamics by esbita2008-12-05 05:56:13
      How long is a short while of dating by Spisefisken2008-12-05 05:59:13
        Counting back... by esbita2008-12-05 06:16:27
          That was fast by Spisefisken2008-12-05 07:53:34
            Mind the cultural/values differences. by esbita2008-12-05 08:05:51
              You got your driver's license at 16? by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 08:17:21
                I was closer to 17, really. by esbita2008-12-05 09:15:37
                  ooh yeah by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 09:20:23
    :P by jmaxsohmer2008-12-05 05:38:05
Happy B-day Sinterklaas! May it be a nice evening. by Buzzin2008-12-05 04:53:11
  The Poles seem to celebrate it too by bobtail2008-12-05 07:02:09
  No gold coins this year by dreadpirate2008-12-05 05:23:04
Ooh. One of the default wallpapers on the G1 by PSYCHOI3OY2008-12-05 04:37:28
  Cool by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:31:34
Thats not coffee! by Rogue19712008-12-05 04:33:06
  I've had that happen by aprylmae2008-12-05 05:45:57
Sounds like my sister.... by Electric Storm2008-12-05 04:12:40
  We have always done by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:30:24
  consumerism keeps the world turning. by FNORDer2008-12-05 04:26:05
    *gives her wish list to FNORDer* by Rogue19712008-12-05 04:37:19
      What does a Bra Back look like? by Spisefisken2008-12-05 05:42:49
        who cares? by cyberspooked2008-12-05 05:45:50
          the front may look more interesting by aprylmae2008-12-05 05:51:52
            not unless you have scissors by cyberspooked2008-12-05 05:58:10
              Another pair of scissors? by Purest2008-12-05 06:11:00
                underpants? by cyberspooked2008-12-05 06:15:56
              dang right by aprylmae2008-12-05 06:09:30
                and they say romance is dead. by cyberspooked2008-12-05 06:22:34
        Much different than the front. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 05:45:44
Oh right... there's a comic here too. by FNORDer2008-12-05 04:12:29
Bah! Humbug! by Electric Storm2008-12-05 04:11:05
  Sounds to me like by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:28:42
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-12-05 04:05:15
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-12-05 04:00:01
  Tonight.... see Klar's post by shargo2008-12-05 10:58:42
Christmas concert for LittleRogue's school by Rogue19712008-12-05 03:33:44
  {{{Rogue and LittleRogue}}} by aprylmae2008-12-05 05:56:05
  I would be too by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:27:23
    Ditto. {{{Li'l Rogue}}} by bitflipper2008-12-05 07:15:31
  {{{Rogue1971 and LittleRogue}}}} by ozelot2008-12-05 05:11:16
  {{{{{Rogue1971}}}}} by FNORDer2008-12-05 03:46:48
Somebody else can grope for the key today. by firehawk2008-12-05 03:03:24
  *makes bonfire of meh pile. paints firehawk pink* (n/t) by morenna2008-12-05 05:08:27
    *aditionally paints green dots on firehawk* by joresgump2008-12-05 05:27:17
      Kill it quick before it escapes! by geopsychic2008-12-05 06:54:25
        I love you! You love me! by morenna2008-12-05 07:13:07
          SQUEEEEEE! by firehawk2008-12-05 11:29:33
            *rigs paint bucket above bathroom door* by morenna2008-12-05 12:41:07
              *ignores towel, jumps out the window, streaks* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 13:05:32
                Woo hoo!!! by morenna2008-12-05 13:12:32
                  YEAH! A fan! by firehawk2008-12-05 13:29:10
                    Persistence pays off!! :o) by morenna2008-12-05 13:48:46
                    Hey, morenna... by firehawk2008-12-05 13:32:07
                      I'm a couple time zones east of the Big V :-( (n/t) by morenna2008-12-05 13:51:18
                        Ahhh...sorry. Horrible memory. by firehawk2008-12-05 13:52:56
                          s'ok. refurbished brainz can be unreliable. :o) by morenna2008-12-05 13:58:35
                            *streaks, then eats the brains of anyone who goes by firehawk2008-12-05 21:10:02
    *tickles firehawk with feather* (n/t) by morenna2008-12-05 05:18:47
      *eats the feather* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 13:34:31
  This sounds like a job for... Someone else! (n/t) by FNORDer2008-12-05 03:25:27
    Nananananananana nananananananana Someone-else!!!! (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-05 04:13:57
    Oh wait! I'm someone else. by FNORDer2008-12-05 03:25:48
      *has a giggle fit* by Rogue19712008-12-05 03:31:16
        *runs to friday closet* by FNORDer2008-12-05 03:42:31
  meh by MadJo2008-12-05 03:21:52
    Sends Firehawk some grovy music by joecrouse2008-12-05 08:59:09
      It's played in/for tree plantations? (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-05 09:40:03
    hem by mekkanik_mike2008-12-05 03:23:33
ATTN Shadowsystems : POSER :) by klar_at_work2008-12-05 03:02:44
Had the most overwhelming craving for BK yesterday by Rogue19712008-12-05 02:47:37
  Mmm, red meat by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:25:49
    'course, we're made of meat too... by Purest2008-12-05 06:16:11
      you don't eat relatives or pets by robertltux2008-12-05 06:52:13
        That's essentially a cultural thing I think by Purest2008-12-05 08:18:09
Today's xkcd makes me smile and sad the same time by lurker692008-12-05 02:36:21
  the comic seems to describe me by MadJo2008-12-05 03:24:10
  Been there. Done that. by FNORDer2008-12-05 03:20:22
  Scary how easily that could have been me... by jpprater2008-12-05 02:55:56
W:ET game tonight? by klar_at_work2008-12-05 01:48:13
  Trying to hide are you.... by shargo2008-12-05 09:57:30
*steals APOD for Dec 1* by FNORDer2008-12-05 01:47:46
  Ahh, the famous shot of the universe by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 04:37:34
Anyone else having a problem with noscript? by FNORDer2008-12-05 01:43:40
  None at this time by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:22:20
  I've got 1.8.7...no update available. (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 02:30:21
    Hmmn. Well I can't install 1.8.7 by FNORDer2008-12-05 03:52:12
  No problem with 1.8.6 by Erestor2008-12-05 02:23:04
Oh no! How will I ever get any work done today? by PeKaJe2008-12-05 01:17:17
  Pub Lunch! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-12-05 01:32:00
    Count me in by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:13:10
Anyone up for a game of Mornington Crescent? by Vectorz2008-12-05 01:12:52
  Whur? IDGI (n/t) by FNORDer2008-12-05 03:54:34
    Look it up on Wikipedia by sazzer2008-12-05 04:58:48
    If you "get it" then you're doing it wrong... (n/t) by poolya2008-12-05 04:21:01
  Well - the obvious first move by sazzer2008-12-05 02:01:35
    Blackhorse Road? (n/t) by dragonstar2008-12-05 03:30:46
      A cunning move by Vectorz2008-12-05 03:51:52
        Oops. Loses in 53. by pas512008-12-05 04:57:36
          Well that was silly by iain_benson2008-12-05 05:29:23
            Oh interesting. by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 05:58:51
              I'm a little rusty... by Purest2008-12-05 08:25:30
                Wow, I haven't seen that one for ages by MatthewDBA2008-12-05 08:46:20
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-12-05 01:00:01
  Right. by mekkanik_mike2008-12-05 02:51:16
    Do people even know it's been re-activated? by DesiredUsername2008-12-05 04:39:14
      well... there it is :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-12-05 07:15:59
I have never done anything embarasing while being by Spisefisken2008-12-05 00:57:40
  And if you don't remember it by Maddriver2008-12-05 10:51:58
  "I have never" by Purest2008-12-05 08:30:54
  dhose are lies!! I never did dhat!! *hic* (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-05 05:32:35
  I'm pretty sure I didn't, but I can never be sure. by Khaar2008-12-05 01:23:17
    But if you were sufficiently drunk, by nix2008-12-05 01:25:37
      If one is THAT drunk, one usually notices the next by Bonzo2008-12-05 15:26:21
        not in my family... by flirkann2008-12-06 11:00:46
      As I said, it's hard to know for sure. (n/t) by Khaar2008-12-05 01:47:08
  Yup! by ideur2008-12-05 01:00:33
    Same here by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:12:07
    and some of us like to video tape it either way by cyberspooked2008-12-05 01:05:10
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by Vectorz2008-12-05 00:26:15
  Frrrrrriiiiday. by ozelot2008-12-05 05:05:31
    *serves strong espresso* by Vectorz2008-12-05 05:26:15
  I'll take some of that action by y2kdragon2008-12-05 04:49:18
    About the same for me. by Vectorz2008-12-05 05:22:50
      I hate those by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:34:48
        Involving a rather large briefcase?? by robertltux2008-12-05 07:00:42
          No, sadly by y2kdragon2008-12-05 07:57:58
  whoo hoo! by mekkanik_mike2008-12-05 01:30:14
    One Jamaican Basgap, coming up. by Vectorz2008-12-05 01:59:05
  *makes some herb tea* by Nea2008-12-05 00:46:19
    Happy Friday to you too! by Vectorz2008-12-05 00:59:52
      I did get there shortly after posting. by Nea2008-12-05 09:06:41
it is incestuously cold outside right now. by Rhinobird2008-12-05 00:11:55
  I'm on the other side of the state by aprylmae2008-12-05 05:49:46
  10F (-12C) in northern Indiana right now by mridenour2008-12-05 05:48:49
    I'm still wearing my fall weight leather jacket. by esbita2008-12-05 09:25:17
      Well, um, it's here... by mridenour2008-12-05 11:37:07
  try 5 degrees celsius... by MadJo2008-12-05 03:26:58
  54 here right now (4am). by firehawk2008-12-05 03:07:32
    You. suck. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-12-05 06:11:36
      *smirk* ^.^ (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-05 13:04:38
  Eh, it'll warm up tomorrow by PSYCHOI3OY2008-12-05 01:27:28
  It's a balmy (or is that barmy) 6°C here, and by JimK2008-12-05 01:27:18
    But we do provide by Purest2008-12-05 08:33:44
  If you want to know what cold is, by nix2008-12-05 01:17:11
  That's not cold. by FNORDer2008-12-05 01:09:55
  Wuss! It's a nice Spring day. by RetiQlum22008-12-05 00:52:49
    Come on down here and i will let you into the pool by ideur2008-12-05 01:29:06
  hah... by mekkanik_mike2008-12-05 00:36:09
  and people wonder if there are rednecks in the by cyberspooked2008-12-05 00:23:02
    Rednecks are in the South, Hillbillies are in the by klar_at_work2008-12-05 00:28:28
      ummmmm by cyberspooked2008-12-05 00:34:18
        From the looks of things we need to have a redneck by cyberspooked2008-12-05 00:52:36
          Born in Florida, and... by Helphyre2008-12-05 01:08:33
            Jeff Foxworthy is .... ? (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-12-05 01:47:28
              at the risk of causing the Jihad of the day again by aprylmae2008-12-05 06:03:40
                Ron White is flipping hilarious by Rhinobird2008-12-05 16:25:07
              Rich ? by cyberspooked2008-12-05 02:01:28
            make that four by cyberspooked2008-12-05 01:17:02
        The main difference for me is, that after by klar_at_work2008-12-05 00:45:12
        Red Necks get their name from a red hankerchief by taitano2008-12-05 00:44:13
          That's probably reverse etymology by basher202008-12-05 05:53:35
  i meant -13.33 cesius (n/t) by Rhinobird2008-12-05 00:15:46
    D'oh, missed this one by MadJo2008-12-05 03:27:48
    Ok, thats accepted as cold by Vectorz2008-12-05 00:27:29
"Any sufficiently analyzed magic by nix2008-12-05 00:10:25
  Shouldn't that be... by SpiroExDeus2008-12-05 00:38:19
    OK. Got it wrong as well - it's: by SpiroExDeus2008-12-05 00:45:32
      No, it's by voxwoman2008-12-05 06:15:30
      The corollary: by JimK2008-12-05 01:24:55
      It's nice.... by SpiroExDeus2008-12-05 00:47:00
    Actually, by nix2008-12-05 00:43:59
      *snirk* by SnowStar2008-12-05 00:47:52
        Nope. by SpiroExDeus2008-12-05 00:49:51
          Any "grown-ups" looking? by SnowStar2008-12-05 00:59:20
    Actually ... by SnowStar2008-12-05 00:43:13
  What's with the quotation marks? by mekkanik_mike2008-12-05 00:35:21
CAKE or DEATH by cyberspooked2008-12-05 00:06:30
  Oldie but goodie by y2kdragon2008-12-05 04:47:42
    for some reason every time I hear about a by cyberspooked2008-12-05 05:12:30
      Which is why by y2kdragon2008-12-05 05:35:38
Translations by Nea2008-12-05 00:01:01
  Português by jmcrfp2008-12-05 02:27:25
  German Top Post (n/t) by Misel2008-12-05 02:02:30
    by Misel by Misel2008-12-05 02:09:57
Silly Question of the Day! by archivist2008-12-05 00:00:03
  Several charges by y2kdragon2008-12-05 04:45:21
  stealing from Garfield cartoons and bad smell (n/t by moddermonster2008-12-05 03:05:00
  zombieism. by firehawk2008-12-05 02:27:24
    I accuse you of eating subpar brainz! (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-05 04:12:26
      *eats joresgump's brains* by firehawk2008-12-05 13:04:20
  Refusing to obey the laws of thermodynamics by FNORDer2008-12-05 01:20:07
  breaking the rules of VHEMT by Spisefisken2008-12-05 01:02:22
  Only one thing. . . No. . . No, I mustn't go there by taitano2008-12-05 00:29:10
  *NOTHING!* by kahuana2008-12-05 00:10:41
    *coughs up the proof* by firehawk2008-12-05 03:08:17
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-12-05 00:00:01
  The Maldives by Stibbons2008-12-05 09:47:43
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-12-05 00:00:01
  TBLightningtraveledwith allcoveredwithcheese by ideur2008-12-05 00:00:55
  TBLightningtraveledwith allcoveredwithcheese by Hieraco2008-12-05 00:00:50
    #B000ED in Konqueror by rhakeios2008-12-05 03:09:21

 

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