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today promises to be another hell day by voxwoman2008-12-04 04:33:17
Today Is the Day! by oedlan2008-12-03 23:15:47
grammar police requested by dennismv2008-12-03 22:02:38
  Not quite right but need some context to advise by Intrinsic2008-12-03 22:11:12
  err... by raptor_872008-12-03 22:10:14
    thank you, I have another one by dennismv2008-12-03 22:16:14
      You got it right in the last line. by Peace_man2008-12-03 22:44:08
    Could also be by Intrinsic2008-12-03 22:12:39
    Seconded (n/t) by Snate2008-12-03 22:10:51
job vibes needed for friend by sonja2008-12-03 21:42:38
  {{{sonja's friend}}} (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-03 22:17:04
I feel like doing something productive, by Llyr2008-12-03 21:28:53
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-12-03 21:00:02
yawwwwwwwwnn god I'm getting *old* :P :) by Garrinka2008-12-03 19:43:04
  *snerk* (n/t) by Klaranth2008-12-03 23:14:15
  Night sweety. Got home about by Silverfire2008-12-03 20:00:54
*searches frantically* by purplepineapple2008-12-03 19:33:24
  I found it. by purplepineapple2008-12-03 22:16:43
  Nope...sorry. That was me. by firehawk2008-12-03 22:16:33
  Is this even covered by the consent form? :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 19:44:00
  *sends you form finder* :) by Garrinka2008-12-03 19:41:29
Ahh, rain. by werehatrack2008-12-03 19:32:50
"Don't call me TONY!" by ChuckAB2008-12-03 18:42:18
  ya that scared me when the place blew up.. by Garrinka2008-12-03 18:54:17
    Oh, come on now ... by PeKaJe2008-12-03 22:32:30
Inovke UFicle: I'm thinking of changing to CompSci by toysbfun2008-12-03 18:00:38
  There's the nomenclature and rules. by kahuana2008-12-03 18:41:38
    I'm considering how clear it's becoming by toysbfun2008-12-03 18:53:02
      Given how much memorization biology requires, I by quilting_kitty2008-12-03 19:27:36
        ...which reminds me: I have a test to study for. by toysbfun2008-12-03 19:47:31
          To some, icthyology is a religion. (n/t) by kahuana2008-12-03 19:50:45
            Requiring a leap of faith, and netting you strange by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 19:55:15
      What you can expect to encounter in CS probably by kahuana2008-12-03 19:09:27
        Yes... and I'll see several of them this Friday... by toysbfun2008-12-03 19:14:53
          Hee hee. Sometimes you have to think like Yoda by kahuana2008-12-03 19:35:47
            bah I'm not creepy! (n/t) by deadweasle2008-12-03 19:39:16
              You don't seem like a COBOL groupie. by kahuana2008-12-03 19:42:26
          Only if you LISP. ;) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 19:17:03
            Thacrilige! It'th parenthethith or it'th not LITHP (n/t) by kahuana2008-12-03 19:31:24
              Exactly. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 19:40:24
Dec.3, 1984 by run.dll2008-12-03 17:53:07
  A very sad commentary by binkley2008-12-04 03:58:25
Today was spent at Animal Kingdom by radiowave9112008-12-03 17:40:18
  If you want relaxation... by Lethosos2008-12-03 17:43:28
    We are heading home on Saturday. by radiowave9112008-12-03 17:45:17
Just In: Harper wants Pirogies for Christmas! (n/t) by kahuana2008-12-03 16:57:15
  Let him eat gateau. by werehatrack2008-12-03 17:02:33
    I'd like to see him eat Gatineau. by kahuana2008-12-03 17:19:55
      Hull? He needs to try Luton! >) (n/t) by Lethosos2008-12-03 17:40:58
        North Malden. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-03 18:11:47
  we are making some *from scratch* ;) by Garrinka2008-12-03 16:59:03
    Pssst Garrinka ... by iarann2008-12-03 17:27:18
      you spell it your way.. I spell it *mine*.. ;) by Garrinka2008-12-03 17:29:55
        Sorry, but the spelling nazi has to come out by DesiredUsername2008-12-03 18:04:06
          if you look in the reference :) by Garrinka2008-12-03 18:10:50
            And so was the original way Kahuna spelled it (n/t) by DesiredUsername2008-12-03 18:14:25
              Never mind. by DesiredUsername2008-12-03 18:15:40
                I call Naruki's law. by kahuana2008-12-03 18:35:22
                  Sorry! :-( by DesiredUsername2008-12-03 18:59:04
                    Eh, just relax and read casually. by werehatrack2008-12-03 19:18:18
        I know some Ukrainians... by Illiad2008-12-03 17:32:47
          well let them *eat* those words ;) by Garrinka2008-12-03 17:37:48
            Polish != Ukranian. by kahuana2008-12-03 17:44:32
              umm ya I *know* that :P :) by Garrinka2008-12-03 17:49:22
                Of course I love how my cousin-in-law by iarann2008-12-03 18:00:41
    perogis-prorogue. potato-dictator. (n/t) by kahuana2008-12-03 17:00:59
      I like peoples who are pro-rogue by Rogue19712008-12-03 17:15:46
        What about pro-rouge? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 17:27:06
          Or pro-Roquefort? (n/t) by themadkansan2008-12-03 17:33:08
            Or pro-roach? (n/t) by Lethosos2008-12-03 17:39:54
              Pro, pro, pro yer boat... (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-03 19:31:11
i just bought a canon a590. yay me by ick2008-12-03 16:54:03
  WOOHOO! *high five* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-03 22:14:16
  Grats, now go download CHDK for it ;oD (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-12-03 18:19:46
    Yes, do that. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 18:24:24
My laptop and I are happily married. by run.dll2008-12-03 16:48:23
  But Missouri still won't recognize it. by werehatrack2008-12-03 16:55:21
    Forget Missouri. by kahuana2008-12-03 16:59:10
Poll of the Moment by Eboreg2008-12-03 16:25:13
  River by fizwiz2008-12-04 09:43:52
  Who is river and what is a reaver? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-03 19:26:49
    Joe.. you've heard of *Firefly* right? :) by Garrinka2008-12-03 19:33:54
      Never seen it And barely heard of it. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-03 20:01:50
      ...Drawing a blank here, too. by themadkansan2008-12-03 19:39:12
        bloody h4.. I don't have *cable* and have seen it by Garrinka2008-12-03 19:48:04
          Can never sit still long enough anymore. by themadkansan2008-12-03 20:02:00
            Neither can I. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 20:33:55
        That, too. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 19:41:26
  Reavers. no contest :) by Garrinka2008-12-03 16:57:28
  I was once in a similar situation. by run.dll2008-12-03 16:53:59
  Reavers. by werehatrack2008-12-03 16:44:42
  Reaver. But I cheated by subbywan2008-12-03 16:35:47
    That's not cheating. by jiteo2008-12-03 16:59:29
  Reaver. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 16:32:57
  Too close to call by Clovis Man2008-12-03 16:32:06
Let it snow .. Let it snow :P :) by Garrinka2008-12-03 15:26:56
  Oh goodie. Snow is coming then. by Silverfire2008-12-03 20:03:50
  Not around here, please by Clovis Man2008-12-03 16:36:50
  We have a reliable measure for how bad by Peace_man2008-12-03 15:42:31
    by your parameters.. we hit lvl 2 .. by Garrinka2008-12-03 15:44:55
      ...and, of course, the hordes of idiot drivers... (n/t) by themadkansan2008-12-03 16:16:10
      Yeah, snow by itself isn't so bad. by Peace_man2008-12-03 16:16:04
  Officially winter here, too. by werehatrack2008-12-03 15:32:30
    that stinks ... by Garrinka2008-12-03 15:34:48
      Nah. It'll get it right eventually. by werehatrack2008-12-03 15:38:36
Consider this my buh-bye for the day by testy2008-12-03 15:06:16
  What exactly does SO stand for? by Skelwar2008-12-03 15:37:28
    Significant Other.. ie spouse , girlfriend or by Garrinka2008-12-03 15:38:50
      Or, in some cases... by werehatrack2008-12-03 15:40:07
        I thought by Lethosos2008-12-03 15:42:24
          The expression dates back to the early days by basher202008-12-03 17:10:30
            ....oh! I get it! XD (n/t) by Lethosos2008-12-03 17:38:29
        o.0 do I *really* want to know ? ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-12-03 15:41:20
My current desktop picture. by techi8702008-12-03 14:38:58
  You should come see the National Aquarium in by joecrouse2008-12-03 19:53:42
  Wow! by Clovis Man2008-12-03 16:43:00
  It was raining so hard today where I was... by ShadowSystems2008-12-03 14:49:40
    Jellyfish IS edible by Klaranth2008-12-03 15:07:48
      Really? by ShadowSystems2008-12-03 15:24:25
        yea Jellyfish isnt bad by joecrouse2008-12-03 19:48:08
  That's beautiful! by testy2008-12-03 14:48:40
VMWare/Security question. by hadji2008-12-03 14:16:20
  Should be fine by Intrinsic2008-12-03 15:24:13
    Oh, but watch the host OS by Intrinsic2008-12-03 15:25:17
  interesting reading: by Jeff_UK2008-12-03 15:11:16
  almost certainly safe in practice with provisos by Jeff_UK2008-12-03 14:51:30
  Yes. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:23:14
    and if you're trying to break out, look at by tallastro2008-12-03 14:32:04
  From my understanding of VMWare it would be secure by techi8702008-12-03 14:18:07
    Yeah, but this would be for my own use, with by hadji2008-12-03 14:20:20
Minor dlink annoyance by ag_wyvern2008-12-03 13:55:38
  I keep missing the 'l' in dlink. by Peace_man2008-12-03 14:42:32
    While it is actually "D-Link". (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 15:54:34
  How big are the standoff legs? If they are big by techi8702008-12-03 14:20:25
    Tiny legs. by ag_wyvern2008-12-03 15:26:05
  Velcro straps or zip ties are your friend by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 14:18:11
  Geek. Go get some duct tape. by aix tom2008-12-03 14:16:43
    Frighteningly enough, I've seen that before. by Avium2008-12-03 14:20:48
    On a related note: by aix tom2008-12-03 14:18:13
The cluster-bomb ban. by run.dll2008-12-03 13:52:29
  For US landmines: by subbywan2008-12-03 18:21:02
    Exploding? by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 18:26:18
      dunno about remote trigger. Could be, or could by subbywan2008-12-03 18:54:43
        Gotcha. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 19:18:00
        Makes sense, it'd be the only way to guarantee it by Intrinsic2008-12-03 19:13:19
          field is monitored by subbywan2008-12-03 19:20:20
  "Self disarmed" != "harmless" by werehatrack2008-12-03 15:22:55
    All true by Intrinsic2008-12-03 15:45:09
      Or you just go to the supermarket... by lheggland2008-12-03 16:10:54
        Explosives manufacture is arguably more dangerous by Intrinsic2008-12-03 16:59:35
          Much depends on what you know. by werehatrack2008-12-03 19:30:23
            But, it *does* help in cooking anarchists. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 19:43:08
      Expecting/requiring "100%" success is unreasonable by run.dll2008-12-03 16:04:05
        Not the point by Intrinsic2008-12-03 16:49:12
        Different focus though ... by subbywan2008-12-03 16:06:06
          Wait a minute. by run.dll2008-12-03 16:13:51
            Yeah, but we're not too worried about by subbywan2008-12-03 16:16:27
              Of course, by run.dll2008-12-03 16:23:43
                Hence why the terrorist link is of interest by subbywan2008-12-03 16:32:25
            Errrr.. guess who is using these areas, too? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 16:16:26
  Any CBUs left on the battlefield are UXOs by DesertRat662008-12-03 14:37:43
    Not if they are self-disarming by run.dll2008-12-03 14:41:18
      Even *if* they self-disarm they're still UXO. by kahuana2008-12-03 16:51:31
      If the arming/firing mechanism failed... by DesertRat662008-12-03 15:34:46
        I posted the figures elsewhere by run.dll2008-12-03 15:57:36
          I was referring to CBUs not Landmines (n/t) by DesertRat662008-12-03 16:20:14
        What makes you think the mechanism failed? (n/t) by subbywan2008-12-03 15:36:02
          Because it didn't go boom? (n/t) by lheggland2008-12-03 15:43:51
            nm ... I forgot he was talking about CBU's by subbywan2008-12-03 15:45:13
      They're still a lump of high explosives... (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-12-03 15:00:44
        C4 -> chemical additive -> $$$$$ playdough (n/t) by subbywan2008-12-03 15:11:16
        No. The explosives are rendered inert. by run.dll2008-12-03 15:06:19
          And the resulting product is safe to handle? by werehatrack2008-12-03 15:26:39
            Rather safer than a live mine. (n/t) by run.dll2008-12-03 16:06:18
              A landmine takes your arm off. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 16:39:36
                C4's perfectly safe to handle by subbywan2008-12-03 16:46:26
                  Just remember to wash your hands afterwards. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-12-03 18:46:06
                  In this context, I was referring to an explosive by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 16:50:49
                    "safe", stable explosives are our friends. by subbywan2008-12-03 17:03:32
                      Which is why the "how" of turning the mines inert by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 17:22:19
            I'd tend to agree by Intrinsic2008-12-03 15:41:58
      I think DR66 wanted to say that by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:50:00
  They are silly feel good treaties. by lheggland2008-12-03 14:36:00
    Since the Bundeswehr never had land mines by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:48:24
  The only problem with self disarming is by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 13:56:33
    Not only that,someone has to decide to disarm them by Jeff_UK2008-12-03 16:43:31
      The chain of command, is who. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 17:29:29
    A FAB is fun for a minute. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:57:38
      Self-disarmament can be very reliable. by run.dll2008-12-03 14:11:20
        If it works as advertized I will be glad by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 14:13:44
          The numbers: by run.dll2008-12-03 14:18:47
            Impressive, I knew they were working on it by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 14:22:25
            There is one problem with that ... by subbywan2008-12-03 14:22:04
              Depends on how the landmines are disarmed. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:24:48
                Yes, the explosive becomes unuseable. (n/t) by run.dll2008-12-03 14:34:46
                  How? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:58:59
                    IANAC by run.dll2008-12-03 15:15:14
                      Since the same military lost 2 nukes by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 15:18:41
                        And then, generally by disrupting the power supply by Intrinsic2008-12-03 15:32:25
                yes, but there are all sorts of parts on there by subbywan2008-12-03 14:34:19
                  Another possibility... by Sterling_Ag2008-12-03 14:42:31
                    All you have to do is render the detonator inert. by lheggland2008-12-03 16:05:32
                      Exactly, by run.dll2008-12-03 16:22:34
                  Use acid to burn the circuitry, and fire to burn by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:39:57
              That is where locators come in. I would bet that by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 14:24:21
                Resources ... by subbywan2008-12-03 14:32:32
                  "within days or hours" by run.dll2008-12-03 14:36:25
                    That's not self-disarming though. (n/t) by subbywan2008-12-03 14:37:30
                      Short term timers are easy to design. (n/t) by run.dll2008-12-03 14:38:25
                        I'm not arguing that ... by subbywan2008-12-03 14:47:50
                          Not problems by run.dll2008-12-03 14:55:36
                            and then... by hitmark2008-12-03 15:09:28
      Most CBU's drop bomblets...not many drop by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 14:10:03
  Regarding landmines: by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:55:11
    Meh; consistency's for those who lack imagination (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-03 13:58:46
      On second thought... by bitflipper2008-12-03 14:01:51
        Weapons sales are only possible with by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:13:29
        One reason I couldn't work for Boeing by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 14:04:20
Firefly icon for Christmas (from L_J) by ag_wyvern2008-12-03 13:47:46
Why bail out the Big 3? by merlin2008-12-03 13:32:46
  Let me ask you this: by RetiQlum22008-12-03 14:17:48
    The numbers are off. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:56:53
      Actually, you don't *have* to pick up by bitflipper2008-12-03 15:07:53
        Consdiering that the UAW isn't like other unions, by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 15:20:45
  There's pro's and con's to that. by Peace_man2008-12-03 13:41:11
    It would be a temporary measure, like the buyout by merlin2008-12-03 13:46:55
      Let me put it this way: by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:50:47
  Let Bill Gates buy them out. by kelli2172008-12-03 13:40:49
  It's an interesting point. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-03 13:38:41
  Why should somebody buy one of the Big 3? by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:34:39
    Balancesheet's already toast. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-03 13:37:34
      I was talking about the *buyer*. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:40:26
        The gist of the commentary and the underlying by merlin2008-12-03 13:43:56
          Actually, it wouldn't. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:48:30
        I was referring to the US gov't :P by jmaxsohmer2008-12-03 13:43:10
          That it is. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:48:58
            Which would cost more? by jmaxsohmer2008-12-03 14:15:49
              Depends on what you look at. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:30:24
                Seconded by bitflipper2008-12-03 14:53:26
            Hey, why not? by bitflipper2008-12-03 13:55:18
      And there is actually precedent of a sort. by merlin2008-12-03 13:39:38
        But the US rail system was not working at all. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:41:59
    s/sh/w/; (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:35:49
Science! by hobbs2008-12-03 13:15:06
  This study appears to show a clear by Peace_man2008-12-03 13:31:46
    The point of the study is that it's the by hobbs2008-12-03 13:47:08
  Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto, you're beautiful! (n/t) by kelli2172008-12-03 13:18:41
    From my heart and from my hands why don't by hactar the uhhh2008-12-03 13:23:16
WinPE Boot Disk Question... by kc5sdy2008-12-03 13:13:48
  why reinvent the wheel? by Freakazoid2008-12-03 13:47:00
    Because I am not in charge of the Vista imaging. by kc5sdy2008-12-03 14:09:22
  Memtest86+, Firefox, Foxit, DIXML, ExpressBurn, by hobbs2008-12-03 13:20:35
    Remote registry editor, for example. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:28:13
Will we need a Canadian political thread now? by Peace_man2008-12-03 13:13:25
  I feel sorry for the Governor General. She's going by techi8702008-12-03 15:00:59
    Indeed. by Illiad2008-12-03 15:03:16
      Best of all -- she's not a politition. (n/t) by swisscheese2008-12-03 15:08:28
        s/politition/politician (n/t) by swisscheese2008-12-03 15:24:18
      After a comment like that we need a link incase by techi8702008-12-03 15:07:29
        Shame she's French. :/ (n/t) by krikkert2008-12-03 15:08:21
          She's Haitian. by Illiad2008-12-03 15:47:00
          Shame yer married. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 15:15:23
            So is she. (n/t) by techi8702008-12-03 15:15:47
              Details. ;p (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 15:21:12
  It's a debacle. by Illiad2008-12-03 13:52:55
    No, really. Let it out - tell us what you REALLY by Peace_man2008-12-03 14:55:19
      proroguement can last a year by swisscheese2008-12-03 15:06:34
        I'd have to agree about Dion. by Illiad2008-12-03 15:54:23
        The pro-rogument that's being talked about would by techi8702008-12-03 15:15:20
      I agree (nobody faint now) that the pro-roguement by techi8702008-12-03 15:03:59
    You put it better than I ever could. It's not so by techi8702008-12-03 14:16:27
      That didn't seem to be a problem when... by swisscheese2008-12-03 14:42:37
        I've always hated the Bloq. :p by Illiad2008-12-03 14:57:51
        I've been thinking about that too. I've got a post by techi8702008-12-03 14:52:34
      The bill would be interesting. by run.dll2008-12-03 14:33:47
    Such fun, it is :-) by ag_wyvern2008-12-03 14:03:03
  One of the best comments I have yet seen by Peace_man2008-12-03 13:18:12
    The respected poster has, methinks, by krikkert2008-12-03 15:06:46
      You say potatoe, I say potahto. by Peace_man2008-12-03 15:19:10
        In this case, I say potato and you say Tatooine. (n/t) by krikkert2008-12-03 22:13:28
        O_o ... There's a HUGE difference (n/t) by subbywan2008-12-03 16:49:12
    In a nutshell. (n/t) by swisscheese2008-12-03 14:50:36
    The one thing that comment doesn't take into by techi8702008-12-03 13:34:35
      The Canadian voters voted for a Conservative by Peace_man2008-12-03 13:48:35
        No we didn't. by kahuana2008-12-03 18:57:12
        You are funny. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:52:19
          I didn't see anything funny. by Illiad2008-12-03 13:54:14
            PM got it bassackwards. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:56:22
              What? by Illiad2008-12-03 13:59:09
                Sure. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:21:12
                  Now there's some funny. by Illiad2008-12-03 14:31:09
                    Oh, Harper has shown that he shouldn't by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 14:38:09
    "fair and balanced" isn't. by werehatrack2008-12-03 13:26:54
      Aw shucks. I forgot this: ':-P' (n/t) by Peace_man2008-12-03 13:33:01
Argh! Not Enough USB ports! by oedlan2008-12-03 13:06:15
  Is it two plugs on the end of one cable? by Sterling_Ag2008-12-03 13:28:19
  umm ac > USB adapter?? by robertltux2008-12-03 13:25:12
    They call them "USB Hubs" ;-) (n/t) by vetitice2008-12-03 13:38:55
When I get my hands on the person who broke the by SnArL2008-12-03 13:05:57
  Sounds efficient by SSpiffy2008-12-03 15:18:50
If the notes on the account do not say by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 12:59:08
  Don't even talk to me about acct notes. by spud2008-12-03 13:40:03
    {spud} tell the hubby to give you a foot masage by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 14:16:39
      Looks like I get to go home from work and do more by spud2008-12-03 14:47:26
Great headline from a CME article by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 12:58:39
  How did the cattle get lower? by firehawk2008-12-03 22:07:35
ATTN: Techi870 by merlin2008-12-03 12:57:18
  Good search dogs make a world of difference. (n/t) by techi8702008-12-03 13:05:50
Tripple Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! by XndeX2008-12-03 12:44:25
  good luck hon *sends hiring vibes* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-12-03 15:29:43
  Good luck!!! *crosses fingers* :-) (n/t) by morenna2008-12-03 15:02:23
T -10 hours. by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 12:25:24
It's never too early to start with the Christmas by Bellator2008-12-03 12:13:30
  Yes Yes it is nomater whats behind that link. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-03 12:57:15
*Places a LART-Target square on my head* by da-gimp2008-12-03 12:07:36
  *awards 10 Geek.Bravery points* by firehawk2008-12-03 22:06:59
  Honesty is a prized commodity in today's workplace by jpprater2008-12-03 12:11:49
  Actually a fairly shrewd move on your part IMO by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 12:10:18
ATTN: Uficle - subject Windows Deployment Services by Blindman2008-12-03 11:36:35
job application question by LJENS2008-12-03 11:36:03
  Personally, I would never tell my boss that by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 11:51:54
    Agree, even if it doesn't affect your job security by Jeff_UK2008-12-03 16:31:01
    I agree as well. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-12-03 12:28:37
    agree by schwing12008-12-03 12:17:50
    i agree (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-12-03 11:56:03
      Me too. by esbita2008-12-03 12:04:47
        Just make sure to give sufficient notice by mridenour2008-12-03 12:48:47
  I'd tell him, as a courtesy by jpprater2008-12-03 11:39:58
*grumble* stupid boolean math by Freakazoid2008-12-03 11:28:49
  Programmer error by ajmas2008-12-03 16:24:44
  As in, no other results may obtain? by werehatrack2008-12-03 12:55:50
    Hey! by bitflipper2008-12-03 13:10:13
  because false OR true = TRUE (n/t) by ag_wyvern2008-12-03 11:58:38
    one could also say by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 12:07:44
  Because, OR and XOR must evaluate all operands by bitflipper2008-12-03 11:37:44
    I already had it figured out before I posted by Freakazoid2008-12-03 13:45:00
      Think of it this way: by bitflipper2008-12-03 13:52:25
    Using the short circuiting methods of course (n/t) by rfrovarp2008-12-03 12:19:21
SOTM: "Hot 'n' Cold" by Katy Perry by lex_icon2008-12-03 11:21:50
  *boogies* (n/t) by afterburner2008-12-03 11:33:33
OMG it's Snootch! by oedlan2008-12-03 11:18:50
  no its pic 12 by laserman2008-12-03 11:34:08
    Yah... if both were Russian Blues even moreso. by kelli2172008-12-03 13:16:33
    I'd say 13.. (n/t) by Ex0h2008-12-03 12:41:40
Hot apple cider and two bites brownies by Rogue19712008-12-03 11:06:50
Boomies? 21:00CET (n/t) by shargo2008-12-03 10:44:59
  i am bad at this. ufie time? by ick2008-12-03 11:15:34
    12. There's an add-on for FF called FoxClocks by shargo2008-12-03 11:19:33
      meh, can't be bothered when you by ick2008-12-03 12:05:13
*eats sandwich* by joresgump2008-12-03 10:37:02
  frustration has already been by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 10:38:44
    sgrunt's eating is between the two pieces by joresgump2008-12-03 10:45:38
    Not a problem. by testy2008-12-03 10:45:36
Oh, how much I wouldn't pay by krikkert2008-12-03 10:33:48
  Actually, I've seen one. by Sonri2008-12-03 10:54:19
    See them here quite often. by JaR2008-12-03 11:08:06
      My Father-in-law likes to tell a story about tthem by maceogan2008-12-03 11:49:40
        *Snerk* now that is creative...and effective too! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 12:12:30
        Ouch, needs air..... (n/t) by shargo2008-12-03 11:53:35
  Since it's not a valid trafic sign me thinks by shargo2008-12-03 10:51:33
    It's not? by aprylmae2008-12-03 11:16:51
      You do that. *grins* by shargo2008-12-03 11:32:53
    There's a law against by krikkert2008-12-03 10:52:36
      Since when is helping them follow the law by shargo2008-12-03 11:30:02
        Stop tempting me, damnit. by krikkert2008-12-03 11:32:52
          Airwolf for teh win! (n/t) by shargo2008-12-03 11:34:14
            While Airwolf is brilliant.. I'd take a Harrier. (n/t) by Ex0h2008-12-03 12:46:11
            AH-64D > Bell 222. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 12:43:05
Hah! Stupid ordering systems! Take that! by aprylmae2008-12-03 10:25:06
  *eats the ordering system* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-03 10:26:16
    Don't you EVER get full? (n/t) by Sonri2008-12-03 10:46:24
      Not when he can eat the concept of fullness itself by kelli2172008-12-03 12:34:53
Where would you go to buy a skull? by khendron2008-12-03 10:21:51
  A bit late, but Anatomical Chart Company by radiowave9112008-12-03 17:18:51
  The Sanctuary in Edmonton by Hieraco2008-12-03 13:43:13
    That's a really creepy shop. by kyrasantae2008-12-03 17:25:54
      10 out of 7 pagans surveyed agree by Hieraco2008-12-03 22:18:45
  Theatrical supply house? by snooze_button2008-12-03 12:40:36
  Go visit our USian Congress by schwing12008-12-03 12:30:40
  The RSC has one they won't be using for a while: by ttlogic2008-12-03 12:13:07
  Try asking at the local medical college by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 12:07:14
  maybe try by aprylmae2008-12-03 11:25:00
  I recommend using your neighbors by joecrouse2008-12-03 11:17:59
    *urp* by testy2008-12-03 11:31:49
  I have one. by testy2008-12-03 10:47:26
    *eats testy's brains* by schwing12008-12-03 11:06:26
      Hey, look! by testy2008-12-03 11:29:02
    I use mine to enhance stereo hearing. by run.dll2008-12-03 10:50:49
      Mine gets used, quite often by bitflipper2008-12-03 10:55:15
        No good by khendron2008-12-03 11:07:33
          *ahem* by bitflipper2008-12-03 11:48:19
            Yeah, you wouldn't want a Microsoft skull. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-03 12:29:13
  Get your own Halo achievement (n/t) by UGuardian2008-12-03 10:40:08
  looking but nothing so far. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 10:35:45
Who would have thunk a PC gets hotter by joecrouse2008-12-03 10:18:42
Doc says: blood test ASAP by Rogue19712008-12-03 10:17:00
  {{{Rogue1971}}} (n/t) by shargo2008-12-03 11:50:57
  It's not that bad by bitflipper2008-12-03 10:48:08
    I don't mind the extraction process by Rogue19712008-12-03 10:56:00
      if they didn't draw it right there by robertltux2008-12-03 12:51:48
        Or hope that you are the B plot. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 13:09:59
      If s/he isn't sending an ambulance, by bitflipper2008-12-03 11:01:52
        agreed by morenna2008-12-03 12:01:10
      Don't worry by Sonri2008-12-03 11:00:19
        Amen to that... by Sterling_Ag2008-12-03 13:48:35
          Same thing with my sister's kidneys by josie_beller2008-12-03 23:13:35
"You know... if actual lives weren't involved, by toysbfun2008-12-03 10:15:24
  "The 10 Doctors" FTW! (n/t) by Zandermann2008-12-03 18:52:44
A Christmas l_j icon that *alll* can enjoy. by ag_wyvern2008-12-03 10:14:37
  Love it! Thanks! (n/t) by TechisSO2008-12-03 10:57:34
*drool* by Khaar2008-12-03 10:13:23
Update on my grandniece by mridenour2008-12-03 10:13:10
  Excellent! She has good taste. :) (n/t) by Silverfire2008-12-03 20:07:19
  That's *terrific*! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 10:22:28
  awwwwwwwwwwww...super-nifty!!! by jpprater2008-12-03 10:19:43
New stuff is fun! by Ranidan2008-12-03 09:48:07
  THREADJACK! by firehawk2008-12-03 22:03:33
  about #3: i've seen mention of a player app by Freakazoid2008-12-03 11:22:30
  Where does the Google account come in? by toysbfun2008-12-03 10:20:53
    You create one if you don't have one by Ranidan2008-12-03 10:55:39
Upper piece of bread. (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-03 09:39:32
  A testy post sandwich? (n/t) by maceogan2008-12-03 10:15:53
  spam. (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-03 09:51:37
    $&*#!%*$$!! spammers by bitflipper2008-12-03 09:53:31
  Frilly decorative toothpick. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 09:45:46
    Shouldn't this have been the next TLP? by werehatrack2008-12-03 12:31:19
      No, the toothpick usually goes by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 13:15:47
        But the frills stick out above the sandwich... by werehatrack2008-12-03 15:36:39
      *chokes* by joresgump2008-12-03 12:32:36
  Mayo or Miracle Whip (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-03 09:42:47
    Lettuce and/or various greens (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-03 09:44:08
      3 juicy tomato slices. (n/t) by dodrian2008-12-03 09:50:07
        and a partridge in a pear tree. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 11:04:36
          This thread is getting cheesy :-) (n/t) by Peace_man2008-12-03 12:31:39
            I was away from keyboard; will try to ketchup. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-03 12:32:31
              I'm just going to deli-gate the task of coming up by bitflipper2008-12-03 12:56:41
                Aww, don't let it eat at you like that. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-03 13:26:09
Maybe it's partly me, but I'm getting frustrated! by testy2008-12-03 09:39:12
  *eats testy's frustration* by sgrunt2008-12-03 10:19:02
    Ahhh. Much better. by testy2008-12-03 10:30:35
Lower piece of bread (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-03 09:39:02
  Plate (n/t) by Skelwar2008-12-03 15:51:03
w00t W00T!!11!!! by schwing12008-12-03 09:16:26
  What di you do preceeding it? by veran2008-12-03 09:26:25
    I have no idea. by schwing12008-12-03 09:28:26
GTK help by aberbob2008-12-03 09:04:59
  Write code that doesn't freeze. by hobbs2008-12-03 12:50:50
  please reply if you know how to do stuff... by aberbob2008-12-03 11:08:10
    Public space, so you can't tell people by CynicalRyan2008-12-03 12:42:00
  I read that wrong... by kc5sdy2008-12-03 09:34:26
    I read by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 09:59:47
      I saw "nap" and yawned. ;) (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-03 10:03:14
        Curse you! Now *I'm* yawning! ;-P~~~ (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-03 10:57:04
Space, the marginally cheaper frontier. by veran2008-12-03 08:59:31
  "offering flights into zero-gravity" by run.dll2008-12-03 10:34:38
    the view isn't as nice. by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 10:40:16
      You can also jump off a bridge. by aix tom2008-12-03 11:53:50
        Still not as good a view. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 12:22:49
          But it's CHEAP! </Scrooge> ;-P (n/t) by aix tom2008-12-03 12:46:19
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee again! by XndeX2008-12-03 08:46:05
  Best Luck, XndeX! Knock 'em dead! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-03 08:59:56
What's brown and rhymes with snoop? by SnArL2008-12-03 08:39:33
  what's red and green and goes round and round and by joresgump2008-12-03 09:07:36
    Christmas on a Merry-Go-Round? by bitflipper2008-12-03 09:16:43
      At least they skipped the "same frog a week later" by josie_beller2008-12-03 23:27:12
  Har Har Har, oh my sides...:P (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-03 08:49:07
  Now need new keyboard and more coffee tyvm. (n/t) by todAnthony2008-12-03 08:42:09
  I have no idea what you are talking about. :-) (n/t) by Poopyhead2008-12-03 08:42:08
    *eats...* Oh dear God. by firehawk2008-12-03 22:00:19
    PSA: cherish your ignorance as long as you can (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-03 09:02:25
      Or change my name to Snoopyhead ;-) (n/t) by poopyhead2008-12-03 09:06:15
Searching for UFie "Aeolus" - anyone know if hir by Dire_Lobo2008-12-03 08:37:47
  His omnicode says: 33.36N/112.1W = Arizona Phoenix by cokish2008-12-03 11:48:03
    *perks up* Really? Another Phoenix UFie? (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-03 21:59:25
  Orbital LART Database shows no results on query. (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-03 09:26:05
ooh. SoyLatte: Open JDK / Java 6 Port for Mac by snerk2008-12-03 08:08:27
Apparently, I have an atypically small by hadji2008-12-03 07:59:36
  Ding! I resemble that remark. Sorry to by Silverfire2008-12-03 20:11:36
  I have the same problem by y2kdragon2008-12-03 08:08:24
    Kind of ironic with me, since everything else by hadji2008-12-03 08:11:34
wow. just. wow. by aprylmae2008-12-03 07:57:27
  I tried that. Got in trouble for "playing with my by Dire_Lobo2008-12-03 08:39:05
*kicks SQL Server* by Freakazoid2008-12-03 07:34:19
  I literally kicked the automated dialer I by justncase2008-12-03 08:19:50
  What was your memory usage? by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 07:36:39
    i've got it throttled back some by Freakazoid2008-12-03 07:38:25
      Limiting the memory of SqlServer by ManiacJoe2008-12-03 10:57:45
        the SSIS task doesn't run on the server by Freakazoid2008-12-03 11:17:36
I have returned after almost 2 weeks off the board by SaylorA2008-12-03 07:26:06
  *eats SaylorA's brains* by firehawk2008-12-03 21:57:48
  Gimmie just a second...and don't move by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 07:30:39
    Ouff! Uh, let me rephrase the question. by SaylorA2008-12-03 07:38:47
      well, yeah, lemme see... by joresgump2008-12-03 09:36:52
      well..you donlt look like you are 'round by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:03:43
      Who are you, again? by sgrunt2008-12-03 07:50:44
        The eater of sgrunt's brains! nom nom nom (n/t) by SaylorA2008-12-03 07:53:46
          *preemptively eats SaylorA's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-03 07:55:58
Doc's nurse says by Rogue19712008-12-03 07:20:03
  When that happened to me, my doc gave me ten days by josie_beller2008-12-03 23:23:19
  Dealing with that with Eowyn, too... :-( by carthax2008-12-03 08:06:58
  {{{Rogue}}} by aprylmae2008-12-03 07:26:02
  First, is the nurse female? by bitflipper2008-12-03 07:24:12
<rant>Do people not know how to yeild to Emergency by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 07:07:53
  Add it to the list of things other drivers don't by josie_beller2008-12-03 22:56:14
  They need to mount cattle guards by DesiredUsername2008-12-03 12:27:43
    Actually, in this area I believe that by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 12:42:05
      Sweet by DesiredUsername2008-12-03 13:32:03
  Fire Dept. is just down the street by esbita2008-12-03 09:59:38
  Here we have fire trucks that barrel through by toysbfun2008-12-03 09:46:05
  She thought by y2kdragon2008-12-03 08:11:38
  Sometimes, yeah, it escapes them. by hadji2008-12-03 08:08:04
    O.o Where was the logic in that advice? by flirkann2008-12-03 13:26:17
      one of the few times trying to do 110 MPH is ok... by Nightwind2008-12-03 15:49:46
  Remember your Heinlein by TrogL2008-12-03 08:01:38
    What does beer have to do with it? by snerk2008-12-03 08:34:10
      Why not both? by werehatrack2008-12-03 08:40:41
        urp. Line too long. id9ked here. by werehatrack2008-12-03 08:41:56
          Copyright infringementation! by run.dll2008-12-03 10:49:42
            Not copyright, trademark infringement. (n/t) by altordwm2008-12-03 11:51:29
              Neither. By US law, it's Parody. by werehatrack2008-12-03 13:05:23
                I prefer your US law in this instance. by run.dll2008-12-03 16:36:33
  yet more evidence that we need to get computers by Freakazoid2008-12-03 07:37:20
    Mount a camera in the grill of the ambulance by Stibbons2008-12-03 10:33:28
      Some places do somethign similar to that by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 11:07:01
        My work has a similar thing by psuedowar2008-12-03 17:30:01
  Which is why it's unfortunate that it is still by ShadowSystems2008-12-03 07:16:29
    My first week here in Houston... by werehatrack2008-12-03 08:11:30
      Heh, Houston is a whole different world as far as by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:21:55
        *Never* drive in Miami. by werehatrack2008-12-03 08:31:17
          *looks very strangely at werehatrack* by bitflipper2008-12-03 08:50:48
            60 mph? You can move that fast in NY? by veran2008-12-03 09:02:10
              A NY cabbie can by bitflipper2008-12-03 09:04:17
                I like to try this some day. by veran2008-12-03 09:27:26
                  It is packed full of cars by bitflipper2008-12-03 09:40:06
  As I recall, the metroplex was particularly bad by bitflipper2008-12-03 07:15:31
    In Fort Worth it is normaly not that bad, by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 07:26:28
      Dallas = land of "Only *I* Matter" by werehatrack2008-12-03 08:35:06
        Never been in L.A., then? by bitflipper2008-12-03 08:42:33
          LA is very different. by werehatrack2008-12-03 12:47:19
        Sad, but oh so true... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:36:36
      It's more that folks are worrying by bitflipper2008-12-03 08:07:45
        I drive from Fort Worth to Irving by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:16:05
          Heheheh! Got one like that, myself, by bitflipper2008-12-03 08:36:52
            And people wonder why I have a "push bumper" by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:45:15
              I wonder if I could rig something like that by bitflipper2008-12-03 08:55:55
                It is the way you drive that has a lot to by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 09:01:21
                  Yeah, seen that a few times. by bitflipper2008-12-03 09:10:02
                    The Webb Chapel area is one of the bad spots :( (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 09:42:35
      Of course, there's always the tried-and-true by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 07:38:03
        ...and the sad part is...I have seen that happen.. by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:05:23
          Yeah, but check the make of the vehicle by bitflipper2008-12-03 08:09:08
            Most of the ones I have seen are either by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:19:12
              What is a "ricer-racer"? by Cural2008-12-03 14:35:47
                Here you go with a definition: by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 14:41:42
              Nice thing about driving a truck by bitflipper2008-12-03 08:40:25
                oh, they have tried...that is why they get mad by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:49:13
  Clearly, everyone is by sgrunt2008-12-03 07:11:08
    *beeps horn at sgrunt and then pulls over and by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 07:13:17
      You again! by sgrunt2008-12-03 07:15:04
        mmmm 3/4 ton truck with a full tank of gas.... by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 07:28:24
          *ignites sgrunt* by joresgump2008-12-03 11:35:23
Linux binary question by tesla_koil2008-12-03 07:06:28
  Alternate solution by mtsinot2008-12-03 07:33:04
  ./foobar start > logfile (n/t) by Apo2008-12-03 07:11:15
    will that also escape to the prompt? (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-12-03 07:12:36
      add an & after the command. by Apo2008-12-03 07:16:36
      not until it's done running by PsychoI3oy2008-12-03 07:16:04
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-12-03 06:15:28
ATTN STAR TREK: by FNORDer2008-12-03 06:07:55
poll: thinking about my own, made me wonder by aprylmae2008-12-03 06:07:53
  professional mad scientist by cyberspooked2008-12-03 21:09:15
  high school math teacher by Zandermann2008-12-03 18:50:28
  I worked in a bar, it wasn't my dream job but by Danu2008-12-03 14:09:16
  College professor by esbita2008-12-03 11:29:52
  Think tank. by toysbfun2008-12-03 10:23:04
  Dream job or fantasy job? by fractaledge2008-12-03 08:48:41
  At this point... by werehatrack2008-12-03 08:38:20
    I know the feeling by aprylmae2008-12-03 09:08:39
      I'm really not picky. by werehatrack2008-12-03 13:14:42
  Stage actor, director, designer, producer... by leistico2008-12-03 08:35:07
  I already have it - UNIX geek (aka mad scientist) (n/t) by TrogL2008-12-03 08:03:14
  Paying myself with Interest by tesla_koil2008-12-03 07:59:40
  my other dream job by aprylmae2008-12-03 07:44:14
  Full-Time Gun Pimp by DesertRat662008-12-03 07:42:54
  Male Giggalo. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-12-03 07:33:33
  Running my own Computer repair\programming by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 07:14:15
    a close second is a "food establishment" :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 12:15:42
  Massage therapist quality control. (n/t) by da-gimp2008-12-03 07:09:27
  Running an irish-style bar maybe.. by Karl-Henrik2008-12-03 07:08:58
  Petting Zoo/Farm. by Zette2008-12-03 07:07:24
  Being a fishing guide. by schwing12008-12-03 07:06:16
  Researching viable natural power sources by hactar the uhhh2008-12-03 07:05:35
    But we don't need those if by sgrunt2008-12-03 07:08:23
      Pseudozombie power! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-12-03 08:00:09
        *eats the opposition's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-03 08:02:42
          *punches sgrunt's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2008-12-03 11:00:00
            Watches eboreq's hand shatter as it rebounds* by werehatrack2008-12-03 13:18:03
            you again! Always with the stomach punching. by aprylmae2008-12-03 12:15:25
  I've thought it would be by sgrunt2008-12-03 07:01:59
  One in which my expertise is sought out by Peace_man2008-12-03 06:51:49
    "Daddy, tie my shoe!" by bitflipper2008-12-03 07:03:09
      At least in that case, you by sgrunt2008-12-03 07:06:03
        When they're willing to be shown by bitflipper2008-12-03 07:11:29
  Can I get paid for sleeping? by bitflipper2008-12-03 06:34:32
    blah by aprylmae2008-12-03 07:04:25
      Sleep per se, maybe, but *dreams*!! by bitflipper2008-12-03 07:09:33
        yea, but I daydream when awake all the time by aprylmae2008-12-03 07:15:16
          Not me by bitflipper2008-12-03 07:18:04
            I often find reading a good book can substitute fo by josie_beller2008-12-03 22:28:48
    Right there with you by y2kdragon2008-12-03 06:59:08
      Stop hoggin' the covers, blammit! ;-P~~~ (n/t) by bitflipper2008-12-03 07:01:34
  The job I have now. by Khaar2008-12-03 06:20:32
  Well my current job comes close. by FNORDer2008-12-03 06:20:26
  running my own bookstore (n/t) by aprylmae2008-12-03 06:13:09
    *mixes up aprylmae's books* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-12-03 07:09:06
      that's not nice by aprylmae2008-12-03 07:16:43
    "Sir, this is a Travel book Store" by oedlan2008-12-03 06:18:45
      Winnie the Pooh around the world? (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-03 06:20:06
        "What about " by oedlan2008-12-03 06:28:41
Eh? by Khaar2008-12-03 06:02:04
Where did they get this? Does anyone know? by justncase2008-12-03 05:48:36
  A idlein engine isnt as hot by joecrouse2008-12-03 07:38:44
    As for compact flourescent bulbs, by buddha2008-12-03 08:44:34
    In most environments an idling engine is just as by buddha2008-12-03 08:38:19
  let's nitpick, shall we? by Freakazoid2008-12-03 07:21:28
    To your problems with CFLs, I suspect you have by SaylorA2008-12-03 07:52:28
      very probably by Freakazoid2008-12-03 07:54:38
      What is "dirty power"? by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 07:53:18
        Primarily line noise, but also includes by SaylorA2008-12-03 08:11:26
          dont forget power not quite at 60 hz by joecrouse2008-12-03 08:27:48
            Egad, and they get feeds from elsewhere? by werehatrack2008-12-03 16:53:27
            THAT is a lot of variance. by SaylorA2008-12-03 09:09:12
              Clocks, Medical equipment by joecrouse2008-12-03 09:55:54
    And as far as #3 by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 07:35:25
      not to mention the power surge by joecrouse2008-12-03 08:24:28
    I have 2 dozen CF bulbs, 3+ years so far by Divinar2008-12-03 07:33:54
    As far as #5 by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 07:24:16
  I question the lights and computers numbers. by altordwm2008-12-03 06:26:37
    Depends on where you are by ttlogic2008-12-03 06:30:56
      We use coal for heating! :D by justncase2008-12-03 06:33:51
        No, but it is not good for the environment by oedlan2008-12-03 06:44:45
  I hope it's just me missing Irony by oedlan2008-12-03 06:23:48
    They wanted us to put our names to an inaccurate by justncase2008-12-03 06:31:09
      Do you have evidence to support by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 06:40:54
      Ok by oedlan2008-12-03 06:38:46
        no i just believe that we effect it a whole lot by joecrouse2008-12-03 07:48:45
  It's very simple. by Khaar2008-12-03 06:18:50
    So, it emits less if I drive around in circles as by justncase2008-12-03 06:25:24
      Well, yes. by Peace_man2008-12-03 06:28:32
        no it actual emits less period by joecrouse2008-12-03 07:45:26
  while you're in it by mozart2008-12-03 06:02:56
  Cf. 'emission production' and 'fuel consumption'. by kwacka2008-12-03 06:00:23
    Yes, but total emissions are still higher in an by justncase2008-12-03 06:23:36
      The comment about idling engines may have been by SaylorA2008-12-03 07:32:41
        It's a YMMV (or YEMV) thing. by werehatrack2008-12-03 08:24:23
so I spent yesterday at home, with a migraine by aprylmae2008-12-03 05:35:33
  Is your current job the cause of the by papadixon2008-12-03 06:44:40
    some of them, I'm sure by aprylmae2008-12-03 07:01:19
  {{{Aprylmae}}} by FNORDer2008-12-03 05:48:28
    yea, I do. by aprylmae2008-12-03 06:03:14
  sp/ backo os/ backs of (n/t) by aprylmae2008-12-03 05:36:02
SON. OF. A. by PSYCHOI3OY2008-12-03 05:35:27
  What? You didn't find it believable? by ag_wyvern2008-12-03 09:11:07
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-12-03 05:30:02
this is the third third day about the bird by joresgump2008-12-03 05:27:35
  BTW, hactar, I blame YOU for this! (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-03 05:29:57
    Muhahahahahaaaaa! bird bird bird b-bird's the word by hactar the uhhh2008-12-03 06:27:29
      *eats every bird mentioned, plus any others flying by firehawk2008-12-03 21:53:45
Quote of the day by voxwoman2008-12-03 04:29:00
  Remember, you're unique, just like everyone else ( (n/t) by josie_beller2008-12-03 21:53:57
    You're 1 in a million, there's 8 of you in NYC (n/ (n/t) by josie_beller2008-12-03 21:59:33
  QOTD: by FNORDer2008-12-03 05:58:09
  quote of the day: by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 05:56:41
    "Growing Old is mandatory, Growing Up is optional" (n/t) by sazzer2008-12-03 06:02:08
  Quote of the day: engarde! by dml337ira2008-12-03 04:36:57
*Chases down cow-orker while brandishing hatchet* by klar_at_work2008-12-03 04:28:56
  Sheesh. Did she test them by putting her brain by shargo2008-12-03 09:11:28
  That would be grounds for a write up IMO by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 07:09:47
  You don't have a UPS? (n/t) by papadixon2008-12-03 06:47:37
    UPS on every computer? Why? (n/t) by SnowStar2008-12-03 06:57:59
      If you are on a box or comapny by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:34:43
        UPS would go into socket in wall, yes? by Klaranth2008-12-03 15:12:16
          Ahhh but it would have just squealed and by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 15:35:47
  murder... Death... KILL!!!!!!!!! by aprylmae2008-12-03 05:40:18
    The painful elimination of the day goes to... by joresgump2008-12-03 06:33:06
      Ahhh, Takahashi's castle...funny show :) by Classic_Jon2008-12-03 08:39:10
  No oxygen going to the brain! (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-12-03 04:41:17
  Firing Offense by y2kdragon2008-12-03 04:36:28
    Manager's at home, recovering from a heart attack (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-12-03 04:39:41
      Does this cow-worker report to the same manager? by the_phreak2008-12-03 05:32:44
      Oi you. No PFs at work... by mekkanik_mike2008-12-03 05:10:34
        Even better by y2kdragon2008-12-03 05:32:10
  o.O by voxwoman2008-12-03 04:33:29
    We had electricians like that here once. by tallastro2008-12-03 05:58:45
*takes out miniature instrument case* by FNORDer2008-12-03 04:17:32
  *retrieves newspaper of thwappage* by firehawk2008-12-03 21:52:06
  My serious opinion. by Skelwar2008-12-03 15:32:59
  Let's start selling "scarlet" pens in AU by Stibbons2008-12-03 10:10:59
    You could also sell crimson or vermilion pens. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 10:21:10
      Nah. I want a gel pen by bitflipper2008-12-03 11:05:13
  You're supposed to mark papers? by TrogL2008-12-03 08:22:33
    It's better than matthewing them. by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 08:26:09
  Bwahahaha, the irony... by Sharku2008-12-03 07:26:17
  Hmph. by sgrunt2008-12-03 06:53:14
  Dear God it's spreading. by esbita2008-12-03 06:16:35
    Fine, use Red2. by jmaxsohmer2008-12-03 08:00:32
    We can't have consequences by bitflipper2008-12-03 06:38:37
      Surely it hurts the by sgrunt2008-12-03 06:55:06
  o.O by aprylmae2008-12-03 05:54:40
    Green works fine for me too. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 06:11:35
  Heh...My wife now has a reason not to teach in by jpprater2008-12-03 05:15:56
    Not Australia, just Queensland (n/t) by intrinsic2008-12-03 12:13:07
  W... T... F... B6 Queenslanders... (n/t) by intrinsic2008-12-03 04:39:08
  Now now, don't be too harsh by y2kdragon2008-12-03 04:33:43
    Okay. I understand that red can be seen that way. by FNORDer2008-12-03 05:46:52
  I say use the exact same pen color by voxwoman2008-12-03 04:25:44
    What do I use when I edit/proof by esbita2008-12-03 06:19:15
  excuse me while I laugh up my guts.... by mekkanik_mike2008-12-03 04:19:32
Half a century goes by so quickly these days by voxwoman2008-12-03 04:10:35
  *eats 33 birthdays* by firehawk2008-12-03 21:50:10
  Happy Birthday! - And, no you won't by ChuckAB2008-12-03 18:02:45
  Happy birthday! by Calissa2008-12-03 17:21:50
  Happy bday hon! :) by Garrinka2008-12-03 15:40:35
  happy birthday by Nightwind2008-12-03 15:30:37
    I fluxuate on an hourly basis :) by voxwoman2008-12-03 18:55:16
  Thank you everyone for all the well-wishes by voxwoman2008-12-03 14:22:20
  Hey you, Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Danu2008-12-03 13:23:05
  Congrats. (n/t) by iarann2008-12-03 11:43:03
  Hyvää syntymäpäivää! (n/t) by afterburner2008-12-03 10:02:37
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Nea2008-12-03 09:08:21
  count in hex by wabbit652008-12-03 08:03:31
  Congrats! by krikkert2008-12-03 07:50:28
  *Cuts Voxwoman in half and counts the rings* by Hieraco2008-12-03 07:04:16
  Look on it this way: by bitflipper2008-12-03 06:56:07
  Happy birthday to you! by Peace_man2008-12-03 06:44:46
  Hippo birdies to ewe! Hippo birdies to ewe! by Silverfire2008-12-03 06:43:13
  Wow! Dancing rodents to you! by oedlan2008-12-03 06:40:38
  Happy birthday voxwoman! :D by hactar the uhhh2008-12-03 06:29:01
  happy birthday!!!! (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-03 06:24:08
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by vivianc2008-12-03 05:55:04
  Happy Birthday! by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 05:47:13
    I Like that one! by voxwoman2008-12-03 14:20:41
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-03 05:10:58
  You're just over 27 in martian years... by boink2008-12-03 05:03:41
    It's not the wisdom and hindsight... by bitflipper2008-12-03 06:59:39
  happy 16th then... by mekkanik_mike2008-12-03 04:21:38
    Gah! I don't want to be jail bait again! by voxwoman2008-12-03 04:26:23
      I was going to suggest 25 by aprylmae2008-12-03 05:44:34
  Congrats on surviving another 365.25 days! by FNORDer2008-12-03 04:20:48
    365.242199 days :-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 06:02:15
  Happy Birthday. by joecrouse2008-12-03 04:14:31
  Happy 33 birthday! (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-12-03 04:12:21
  hippo birdy ewe eww by y2kdragon2008-12-03 04:12:13
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-12-03 04:00:01
  ATTN Darthludi : About this weekend by klar_at_work2008-12-03 04:14:31
    when would this be? (n/t) by aberbob2008-12-03 11:10:26
    Can't say yet by darthludi2008-12-03 09:07:26
      Is it for Friday, Saturday, or when ? :) (n/t) by Klaranth2008-12-03 15:11:00
    I should be home so Yes! (n/t) by shargo2008-12-03 07:51:36
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-12-03 03:37:49
  We are entered in the HRC World AIDS Day Challenge by Didactylos2008-12-03 03:38:56
    Looks pretty good to me ;oD by intrinsic2008-12-03 03:40:35
      Running away with it by geopsychic2008-12-03 04:48:29
Heh... Technically... by imperito2008-12-03 03:31:53
  Fish coffee? by y2kdragon2008-12-03 04:12:58
xkcd's Alt text. Priceless! (n/t) by oedlan2008-12-03 03:02:19
  Steals icanhascheezburger.com's Archives. by FNORDer2008-12-03 06:00:18
  the cartoon isn't bad either by voxwoman2008-12-03 03:57:59
    I'm not sure if... by oedlan2008-12-03 04:11:32
      Happy by y2kdragon2008-12-03 04:15:12
  I agree, It make me laugh :) (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-12-03 03:02:43
    Get it, I don't... (n/t) by jpprater2008-12-03 03:18:37
      be glad that you don't know what 4chan is (n/t) by MadJo2008-12-03 03:41:55
PSA: Terminal Servers and the /3Gb boot option. by Jeff_UK2008-12-03 02:47:42
  Considering that by NaOH2008-12-03 02:50:26
    We have 7 very poorly application servers... by Jeff_UK2008-12-03 02:53:27
      "very poorly"...... "very poorly 'what'"? (n/t) by Twitchh2008-12-03 06:59:45
        They're feeling by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 07:55:04
<Deleted><Deleted>2008-12-03 05:47:37
  Modded, double post (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-12-03 05:49:18
  Oups. Mods, can you close this one? by Vectorz2008-12-03 02:29:14
been fun guys but I'm calling it a night. (n/t) by cyberspooked2008-12-03 02:22:00
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by mekkanik_mike2008-12-03 01:56:22
  *pours a cup of tea* by Nea2008-12-03 08:38:50
    *spreads a blanket over Nea* by afterburner2008-12-03 09:15:36
      You'd think after the long weekend... by Nea2008-12-03 09:21:25
        Yes, but it's toughest to return by afterburner2008-12-03 09:44:49
  *Puts on pot of TAD for those who want it* by Silverfire2008-12-03 06:45:12
  Mmm, BAS by y2kdragon2008-12-03 04:16:57
  *makes himself... by MadJo2008-12-03 03:40:59
  Good morning by Vectorz2008-12-03 02:31:08
  Just in time for dinner. by FNORDer2008-12-03 02:00:26
Comment Board Trivia by count_02008-12-03 01:56:20
  Éowyn and Aragorn by mtsinot2008-12-03 02:18:37
    Aldor the Old; 75 years by archnerd2008-12-03 20:41:17
Attn: BrainBug by Hieraco2008-12-03 01:01:59
  (re-)sent by BrainBug2008-12-03 08:05:55
    Ah got it. Ended up being marked as spam by Google by Hieraco2008-12-03 09:03:35
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-12-03 01:00:01
Final Choices for Graduation Jacket by Saudade2008-12-03 00:47:33
  I take it you're a Death Note fan? (n/t) by raptor_872008-12-03 14:48:29
    I like the Light/Kira one (n/t) by josie_beller2008-12-03 21:32:23
  You've narrowed down your final 3 choices by y2kdragon2008-12-03 04:18:43
    He did mention by Sterling_Ag2008-12-03 10:46:56
      Right, and there's four others besides that one (n (n/t) by josie_beller2008-12-03 21:30:13
  none of the above by Hieraco2008-12-03 01:15:51
  *eats all the choices* by firehawk2008-12-03 00:56:44
    *punches firehawk's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2008-12-03 11:00:48
      *eats Eboreg's limbs* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-03 21:44:01
att: Shargo & Taitano by cyberspooked2008-12-03 00:20:16
Oh *SNAP* by Hieraco2008-12-03 00:02:15
  yep. by Merfax2008-12-03 00:14:01
    But I patented Zombie coffee. by firehawk2008-12-03 00:35:59
      MMMN. Illithid's choice, Mensa roast. (n/t) by FNORDer2008-12-03 02:33:40
        Intelligentsia Coffee made us a Mensa Roast by josie_beller2008-12-03 21:27:58
      mmm chunky by cyberspooked2008-12-03 00:48:22
        *eats Andrew Zimmerman's brains* by firehawk2008-12-03 00:55:42
          *punches firehawk's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2008-12-03 10:58:51
            *eats Eboreg in his entirety* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-03 21:44:21
          look up the haiti ep. by cyberspooked2008-12-03 01:35:12
            Ohhhh...Andrew Zimmern? by firehawk2008-12-03 21:44:51
    Here it is: by ideur2008-12-03 00:33:24
Translations by Nea2008-12-03 00:01:01
  Deutsch/German tlp (n/t) by hnau2008-12-03 01:36:29
    by hnau by hnau2008-12-03 01:38:48
Silly Question of the Day! by archivist2008-12-03 00:00:03
  *waits for Lab Rat to reply to this one by josie_beller2008-12-03 21:17:02
  Hmm... by flirkann2008-12-03 13:43:10
  Everything. (n/t) by afterburner2008-12-03 09:57:11
  dance! (n/t) by joresgump2008-12-03 09:22:23
  My G String by todAnthony2008-12-03 08:52:48
  ...nothing, I swear! by sgrunt2008-12-03 06:58:32
  A linux cluster. by Ascag2008-12-03 06:20:36
  fast (n/t) by tallastro2008-12-03 06:14:05
  the internet (n/t) by loonita2008-12-03 04:43:33
    too late! by Klymer2008-12-03 05:46:00
  Wind (n/t) by y2kdragon2008-12-03 04:38:18
  The rules! (n/t) by voxwoman2008-12-03 04:14:24
  the radiostream of a friend of mine by MadJo2008-12-03 03:57:11
  Some rules and conventions. (n/t) by moddermonster2008-12-03 02:54:50
  A truck by oedlan2008-12-03 02:40:44
  The economy by Spisefisken2008-12-03 01:59:45
  A girl's heart by FST7772008-12-03 01:26:40
    A boy's heart. by ozelot2008-12-03 01:38:22
      Both by moddermonster2008-12-03 02:56:21
        Just my own. by Karl-Henrik2008-12-03 02:58:30
  the internet by Klymer2008-12-03 01:07:10
    <Ted Stevens voice> We need to send in a plumber by cyberspooked2008-12-03 01:21:50
  umm welll you might want to sit down for this one by cyberspooked2008-12-03 01:02:19
  Nothing. And you can't prove a thing. by firehawk2008-12-03 00:36:58
  My cellmate in prison. by taitano2008-12-03 00:36:07
  NOT the Amulet :( (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-12-03 00:29:50
  The Light Barrier. by taitano2008-12-03 00:27:26
    ~~~~}:-( Stupid Grays. (rant inside) by taitano2008-12-03 01:00:49
  165 on minesweeper/expert (n/t) by werehatrack2008-12-03 00:14:43
    Try harder! by ideur2008-12-03 00:38:47
      I have 102 on kmines. (n/t) by nix2008-12-03 01:11:42
  The washing machine. (n/t) by FNORDer2008-12-03 00:11:21
  The car by Hieraco2008-12-03 00:06:58
    Not recently I hope? (and doubt) (n/t) by shargo2008-12-03 00:08:01
      nope, many decades ago. by Hieraco2008-12-03 00:22:24
        Shift gear in reverse.... I'll heard a lot of by shargo2008-12-03 11:38:31
  Hopefully several lusers (n/t) by NemoHac2008-12-03 00:02:52
  Who? ME????? Nothing...... (n/t) by shargo2008-12-03 00:02:02
    I didn't do it either! (n/t) by acl682008-12-03 01:26:45
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-12-03 00:00:00
  #A000A0 in Konqueror by rhakeios2008-12-03 03:54:28
  MyThumbmassacreeedPigsInSpaceontopofspaghetti by Hieraco2008-12-03 00:01:17
    *eats hieraco's preemptive eating* (n/t) by Klymer2008-12-03 00:10:33
      *eats the thumb, the pigs, and the spaghetti* (n/t) by firehawk2008-12-03 00:36:30

 

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