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Cartoon for Oct 31, 2008
Strip for Oct 31, 2008
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/me /likes/ my new mobile :) by djones99602009-04-21 04:00:04
In memory of my cousin by corwin172008-10-31 23:34:25
  {{Corwin17}} by voxwoman2008-11-01 07:37:36
Well. . . Good night all. Cyberwars will resume by taitano2008-10-31 23:07:04
Today's "Devil's Panties" makes me feel old. by Snate2008-10-31 22:26:25
  Have some at work. by TMGustav2008-11-02 09:31:50
  i started kindergarden. by mostlyharmles2008-10-31 23:37:06
  You are young! by ideur2008-10-31 23:22:27
  shut it you whipper snapper ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:29:31
    :-P by Snate2008-10-31 22:45:14
      hey 4 years is a *eon* ... by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:47:30
    Oi, who's the whipper-snapper here? by firehawk2008-10-31 22:30:52
      Class of '87, here! Where's my cane? (n/t) by corwin172008-10-31 23:53:57
      hehe :) by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:32:12
        <Geezer>Let 'em find their own thread... by firehawk2008-10-31 22:41:11
          speaking of which.. yawwnnn beddy bye time :P ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:53:14
I'm joining the jim in a week and have a question. by taitano2008-10-31 22:11:24
  (Plays Irene Cara's "Flash Dance" REAL LOUD...) by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 22:14:26
  The TARDIS. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 22:12:34
I love my kid... by Bastetsmuse2008-10-31 22:02:12
  *eats all the Snickers* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 22:03:09
trick-or-treater count. by Woodburn2008-10-31 21:49:56
  130 by carl522008-11-02 20:50:32
  1, and my light was off. by firehawk2008-10-31 21:51:45
    5. Our light was off too. by taitano2008-10-31 22:05:28
      I live in a condo plex with a security door... by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:09:03
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-10-31 21:00:01
  *looks in mirror* *snerk* by taitano2008-10-31 21:06:40
    I'll take the strongest stuff you got. by taitano2008-10-31 21:07:58
WHY do we EVEN need a CAPS-lock key?? (n/t) by Woodburn2008-10-31 20:58:04
  because computers used to break when you didn't by mostlyharmles2008-10-31 23:38:32
  Becaus some things use all caps as standard? by raptor_872008-10-31 23:11:22
    non-case-sensitive fonts? (n/t) by Woodburn2008-11-01 03:07:30
  Because... by firehawk2008-10-31 21:11:30
    By holding down the shift key? (n/t) by Woodburn2008-10-31 21:13:58
      <teen>But that would be hard! And boring!</teen> (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 21:21:16
*thanks God his heat is working* by jpprater2008-10-31 19:53:56
  Heh, It is supposed to be in the mid 60's tonight by Classic_jon2008-10-31 22:07:36
  Stop yer whining. It's only 50 inside here. by RetiQlum22008-10-31 20:41:20
    50?! Inside?! *wibble* by firehawk2008-10-31 21:11:02
      heh.. it aint cold... by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:04:10
        You have obviously been heat-deprived far too long by firehawk2008-10-31 22:07:54
          LOL hon .. I lived in Korea and AL ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:11:24
            Well, you need to experience some more. by firehawk2008-10-31 22:14:18
              no hon you need to come up here ... by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:16:58
                *shivering already* Compromise... by firehawk2008-10-31 22:19:19
                  deal :) by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:26:22
  Don't let the Canuckistanis get to you... by firehawk2008-10-31 20:39:40
  Wimp. by sgrunt2008-10-31 20:19:05
    *eats sgrunt's T-shirt* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 20:37:05
  42.7? Are you some kind of Tholian? by kahuana2008-10-31 20:16:57
    *raises hand* by firehawk2008-10-31 20:40:56
wikitaxi anyone?? by robertltux2008-10-31 18:58:37
And now, in honor of Halloween, by SouthpawPL2008-10-31 18:56:59
Jack-o-lantern TLP by carl522008-10-31 18:44:22
  This is about as close as I got. by firehawk2008-10-31 22:02:35
Anyone up for some W:ET? by RetiQlum22008-10-31 18:38:40
  i just got home and checked the server by ick2008-10-31 18:52:31
Jack-o-lantern? check. Candy? check, by carl522008-10-31 18:35:48
  Check for Woodburn? I want a check. A big one. (n/t) by Woodburn2008-10-31 21:50:48
  *gasp* The mysterious carl52 posts! by firehawk2008-10-31 21:12:52
yawnnnnn ... I'm such a wuss :P ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 18:06:27
Invoke UFicle: Photo/video/paint/drawing/etc alt by taitano2008-10-31 17:49:14
  Photoshop Elements is Adobe's "non-pro" priced by hobbs2008-10-31 18:39:01
    Oh yeah and, different kind of app by hobbs2008-10-31 18:41:17
I thought I had mono for an entire year. by taitano2008-10-31 17:37:18
  Turns out I was deaf in one ear? (n/t) by Pandilex2008-10-31 21:17:36
  Whatching WW backwards, audio on, is a strange by taitano2008-10-31 18:24:25
  Did you find Bugs Bunny attractive in a dress by taitano2008-10-31 18:09:46
  I had stereo once... (n/t) by veran2008-10-31 18:04:33
  It's like a new pair of underware. by taitano2008-10-31 17:56:23
  It could have been worse by UGuardian2008-10-31 17:39:42
    ?o.O? by taitano2008-10-31 17:51:13
      'twas a joke by UGuardian2008-10-31 17:54:03
        I was raised with that kind of mono. =) by taitano2008-10-31 17:57:31
    Gang colors, color guard, .... by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:43:38
      The color of magic. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 17:55:49
Heh. And I thought I was being snubbed by voxwoman2008-10-31 17:30:00
  {Voxwoman} That sucks :( (n/t) by Classic_jon2008-10-31 22:03:31
  {{{voxwoman}}} by Silverfire2008-10-31 20:54:47
  I'd lay odds that the yolksters were male. by kahuana2008-10-31 19:12:08
  Because you know there is absolutely *no* way by bitflipper2008-10-31 17:50:49
    *eats the joke and the eggs* by firehawk2008-10-31 17:56:28
  Yeah...carp. I meant to point that out this AM. by firehawk2008-10-31 17:35:06
  awww, voxwoman... by Bastetsmuse2008-10-31 17:33:04
  oh man *hugs* .... by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:32:26
My first lolcat by notdeadyet2008-10-31 17:28:04
  I like your valance. by hobbs2008-10-31 18:12:12
Why do people expect me to do crap for free? by krikkert2008-10-31 17:18:32
  because they know you'll do it. by morenna2008-11-01 06:53:44
  I used to do computer work for free... by Classic_jon2008-10-31 21:59:50
    Addendum... If she is cute...and single... by Classic_jon2008-10-31 22:01:54
      oh well but of *course* *snerk* ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:15:02
  Do just that. A free C4 job. by kahuana2008-10-31 20:10:20
    C4 fixes eerything. by firehawk2008-10-31 22:17:22
  okay so let me get this straight by robertltux2008-10-31 18:55:23
  Ask them stuff in return. by aix tom2008-10-31 17:34:15
    will work for food always works for me by joecrouse2008-10-31 20:12:22
  yes but students are supposed to be poor and by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:28:49
*sigh* :-) Besides a tummyache, I feel kinda good. by taitano2008-10-31 17:16:08
  so how much did you shave off ..chewy? ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:26:06
    Just the beard. by taitano2008-10-31 17:28:08
      pics or it ain't real ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:33:38
        *eats reality* by firehawk2008-10-31 17:40:05
          hon your gonna get heartburn you by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:41:53
            I thought he already exploded. by taitano2008-10-31 17:52:27
              *unsplodes and eats taitano's brains* by firehawk2008-10-31 18:02:49
                and here I though you would say.. by Garrinka2008-10-31 18:04:13
                  Working on that one. by firehawk2008-10-31 21:50:29
Bruce Campbell in Chicago Nov.28th! :) by Garrinka2008-10-31 16:39:32
Well that explains a LOT by Rogue19712008-10-31 16:39:29
  {{{{Rogue1971}}}} by Silverfire2008-10-31 21:00:13
  Women with PCOS seem to do REALLY well... by misrobin22008-10-31 18:48:53
  get your vitamin D level checked, too by Bastetsmuse2008-10-31 17:35:31
  wow.... just.... wow by voxwoman2008-10-31 17:27:05
  You have a beard? by veran2008-10-31 16:46:29
    I exagerated a "bit" but I DO have lots of wiskers by Rogue19712008-10-31 16:52:03
      You may have diabetes... by veran2008-10-31 17:23:02
        my blood sugars where OK by Rogue19712008-10-31 17:30:58
      *Licks Rogue1971's hair off* by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 17:15:38
        Hey wait! by Rogue19712008-10-31 17:17:40
          *Licks Rogue1971 until she squeals happily* by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 17:30:50
            :D (n/t) by Rogue19712008-10-31 17:35:09
          *bends Rogue1971* by firehawk2008-10-31 17:18:36
  oh man hon *hugs*... by Garrinka2008-10-31 16:44:01
    going back on the pill for starters by Rogue19712008-10-31 16:46:05
Don't mind me, I'm "inspecting" the candy (n/t) by Rogue19712008-10-31 16:03:31
  just remember save some for the kids ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 16:34:14
    *burps and whipes off chocolate mustache* by Rogue19712008-10-31 16:42:01
      Nah...they'd just something dangerous with it by firehawk2008-10-31 16:57:28
        *jacks up sentence, uses cutting torch to separate by firehawk2008-10-31 17:02:15
  Can I help? by confused.brit2008-10-31 16:24:12
Spooky Stories by hadji2008-10-31 15:24:00
  Other Stories by hadji2008-10-31 15:26:34
  True Stories by hadji2008-10-31 15:25:40
(Streaks the board...) \o/ I'm FREEEEEEEEEEeee!!! by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 15:17:54
  Boogety boogety! by taitano2008-10-31 18:06:49
  Gahh...I am blind!! by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 15:20:55
    Nice touch-typing there... by firehawk2008-10-31 16:58:35
      adhkto ajnsdfkahe nadsfioela *eats Dvorak layout* (n/t) by Classic_jon2008-10-31 21:48:37
        *eats Classic_Jon's fingertips* by firehawk2008-10-31 21:51:12
          *Uses wlbows to type* (n/t) by Classic_jon2008-10-31 22:09:18
            *eats elbows, knees, toes (YUCK!), and neck* by firehawk2008-10-31 22:18:11
              'tis but a flesh wound ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 22:20:57
                Hey now! Don't you help him! by firehawk2008-10-31 22:29:51
  ...meh. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-10-31 15:19:37
  I would be by subbywan2008-10-31 15:18:53
\O/ by ripley82008-10-31 13:50:17
  good luck hon :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:11:30
  W00t! Have fun at new job! (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-31 14:01:28
  Have fun! by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:56:43
It *is* Friday, no? by testy2008-10-31 13:40:34
  It felt like Monday by veran2008-10-31 16:48:21
  *throws pie at Testy, followed by a dumptruck by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 15:22:18
    You threw a dumptruck? by confused.brit2008-10-31 16:25:03
      Meh. I'm not impressed. It was full of whipped by taitano2008-10-31 16:40:18
        *throws a Cat 797B, full of ore, at taitano* by firehawk2008-10-31 17:03:06
          *catches Cat 797B* by taitano2008-10-31 17:20:06
            *in mid-air, spits the Cat 797B back onto taitano* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 17:21:12
              Hey! Interference!!! by taitano2008-10-31 17:31:11
                *eats the shower* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 17:36:01
          boys boys.. play nice ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:10:55
            *nukes the world* by firehawk2008-10-31 17:13:24
              *looks around* *Earth's still here* by taitano2008-10-31 17:22:13
                hehe :) by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:24:12
                  *nukes Bruce Willis* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 17:40:34
              *looks around* nope still here ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 17:14:34
                *nukes the mirage* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 17:18:54
  No, it's All Hallow's Eve by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:43:40
    Hey, when I dance naked, it seems VERY religious.. by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 14:54:10
      You had a pumpkin strapped to you butt? by rhinobird2008-10-31 18:53:31
      *uses mindbleach, passes it to next in line* (nt) by testy2008-10-31 15:05:12
        *eats mindbleach* by firehawk2008-10-31 17:20:17
      I'm kinda happy that this is only in text form. by Skelwar2008-10-31 14:56:36
        See? This is why I've had my imagination by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:59:11
          (Telepathically imprints an image in BF's brain... by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 15:02:29
            FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! (n/t) by rhinobird2008-10-31 18:54:35
            That's gonna give some zombie a real stomachache (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-31 15:03:52
              *eats bitflipper's brains* by firehawk2008-10-31 17:01:06
          :P (n/t) by Skelwar2008-10-31 15:00:42
    Did you forget a word like "reason"? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-10-31 14:53:38
      Yeah, that does kind of change the menaning a bit, by bitflipper2008-10-31 15:00:28
  Oups! My bad! by Rogue19712008-10-31 13:43:07
    YAY! by testy2008-10-31 13:44:42
      HEY! Testy, you forgot THESE! by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 14:50:35
        ...It's got a power cord. by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:52:09
          That would explain the Nuclear Power Plant by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 14:54:56
Vampire Numbers by run.dll2008-10-31 13:40:03
  Are there zombie numbers, too? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 17:03:49
    7 (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-31 20:17:42
      And why is it a zom*7 eats firehawk's brains* by firehawk2008-10-31 21:52:56
  Hey, that's so cool! by diginferno2008-10-31 15:29:19
User's mail rant by ripley82008-10-31 13:34:04
  So he answered and told me where he wants to login by ripley82008-10-31 13:40:55
  What??? by mmell2008-10-31 13:40:39
    You tell me which system you want to logon and I by ripley82008-10-31 13:49:23
      Oh, I understand. by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:59:36
  Details are for wusses. ;) (nt) by testy2008-10-31 13:36:18
Halloween dinner entree requests by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 13:33:35
  Something that looks like brains. by firehawk2008-10-31 17:22:06
  Liver, fava beans, and Chianti, of course! by Adiplomat2008-10-31 15:56:10
  Dessert is easy. by confused.brit2008-10-31 13:49:13
  Pumpkin soup? by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:43:23
    Hmm, maybe. by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 13:47:10
      Only thing I can come up with. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:48:49
  Beef Tartare. :-| by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:40:04
    That would make my wife happy by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 13:46:29
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  Moderated: Open Comments (n/t) by Nea2008-10-31 15:08:09
  MODS: open comments by ag__wyvern2008-10-31 14:17:28
  If ya have to go... (n/t) by esbita2008-10-31 13:57:24
  Kind of reminds me of Charles M. Schulz by mmell2008-10-31 13:49:49
  Holy scripts batman! by Hieraco2008-10-31 13:41:17
    Open Comments too. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-31 13:46:31
      *That'll* teach me not to scroll down. by ag__wyvern2008-10-31 14:17:07
  Read about that earlier. I *can*... by jdelphiki2008-10-31 13:35:58
    Well, that's what I actually meant :-) (n/t) by ag__wyvern2008-10-31 14:08:55
  20 years from now by Ston2008-10-31 13:34:19
  That's a pretty damn awesome way to go. (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-31 13:18:20
    I just hope I get that kind of luck by sonja2008-10-31 13:21:28
      One could question the term "luck" in such context by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:27:31
        Fantastically lucky, I think. by mmell2008-10-31 13:34:10
          Not to mention by sonja2008-10-31 13:35:11
  I can't decide... by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:16:34
  {{{Bowler's Family and Friends}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-10-31 13:14:20
Attn: Hactar by testy2008-10-31 13:03:41
Wow by oot2008-10-31 12:32:33
  \0/ by Silverfire2008-10-31 21:06:31
  \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ by firehawk2008-10-31 17:12:52
  That's not thinking negatively about someone by Ston2008-10-31 13:51:19
  \0/ by confused.brit2008-10-31 13:01:56
    ...I wish! (n/t) by oot2008-10-31 13:34:16
    Addendum: by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:02:51
      It'll be a while... by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 13:11:31
        SS is a GIRL?1?1?1?1?! (n/t) by Rogue19712008-10-31 13:24:54
          Nah. Just confused. :grin: (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:26:36
            I'm not confused... by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 14:47:12
        Shh! by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:13:58
          If this IS a dream and someone wakes me up... by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 14:46:13
            I won't wake up SS. >:D by firehawk2008-10-31 17:11:43
      :) (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-31 13:04:05
  The neighbor lottery, sometimes you win ... by PeKaJe2008-10-31 12:46:39
    My grand father used to say, "No matter how bad by taitano2008-10-31 12:52:40
  \o/ by voxwoman2008-10-31 12:39:21
    Yup! by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:48:51
Excel Help by schwing12008-10-31 12:09:16
  Macro? by testy2008-10-31 12:24:57
    testy & bitflipper: you are both awarded by schwing12008-10-31 12:47:06
      Heheheh! by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:51:25
        And another ... by PeKaJe2008-10-31 13:30:08
    I thought of that, but I would have to go to each by schwing12008-10-31 12:28:51
      Record the macro, edit the macro by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:29:54
*gigglesnort* The RIAA may have met its match! by SnArL2008-10-31 11:42:06
  I wonder how many Harvard grads work in the RIAA's by kahuana2008-10-31 12:13:21
    They didn't go after Harvard because they know by taitano2008-10-31 12:46:00
      If the RIAA's tactics are illegal seems to be by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:49:43
    illegal vs culpable are to different things. by subbywan2008-10-31 12:30:14
      Can't parse the last sentence. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:32:09
        which part? (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-31 12:53:07
          Particularly: by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:55:28
            yes?? by subbywan2008-10-31 13:00:58
              The whole bit. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:01:47
                RIAA's tactics are by subbywan2008-10-31 13:11:57
                  they arnt unconstitutional untill the by joecrouse2008-10-31 16:24:07
                    No. by subbywan2008-10-31 16:28:00
                  A-ha. Thanks. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:16:35
                    At least illegal. by subbywan2008-10-31 13:20:47
                      Possibly. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:22:53
                        Nothing to do with (c) law. by subbywan2008-10-31 13:27:10
                          I'd have to take you word for it, that the RIAA by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:30:19
                            Who appointed them a LEO? by subbywan2008-10-31 13:44:41
                              Depends on whether the law allows for that or not. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:50:25
                                No law permits non-Govt bodies to enforce by subbywan2008-10-31 13:52:33
                                Without having read the relevant laws in this case by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:54:14
                                You don't have to confirm or deny it :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-31 13:59:24
                                Yeah, I meant in the sense of "can't argue for or by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:00:53
                Hmm, I may eb worng but let me try and rewoerd for by maceogan2008-10-31 13:09:59
                  testy's version does. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:11:16
                    I think maceogan's version is closer than mine by testy2008-10-31 13:17:50
                      Sorry, subbywan by testy2008-10-31 13:21:28
                        :D (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-31 13:27:45
                      yep by maceogan2008-10-31 13:20:12
                Same here by testy2008-10-31 13:08:45
  *snortgiggle* The RIAA is none too bright. by taitano2008-10-31 12:08:06
    How do you figure, this is in Harvard's mandate? by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:09:56
      It doesn't have to be an official mandate. by taitano2008-10-31 12:19:32
        Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:25:33
      How is it NOT? by McNutcase2008-10-31 12:13:34
        Yes, which is what I'm saying: by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:15:43
          Right. Harvard is NOT DOING ANYTHING. by McNutcase2008-10-31 12:20:29
            A) Cease the yelling. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:22:06
              Plonk. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-10-31 12:24:15
                Silas, he was agreeing with you. by kelli2172008-10-31 13:45:28
                  No, he was not. by McNutcase2008-10-31 13:50:39
                    Really he wasn't? by kelli2172008-10-31 13:56:08
                      Fills subthread with FPBs for all involved. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-31 14:08:21
                        BTW by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:19:17
                          Kickstrat's fault by confused.brit2008-10-31 14:27:10
                            Ah, o-kay. With all due respect to Kickstart, by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:44:07
                              Dont throw away the FPBs too soon though by confused.brit2008-10-31 14:47:32
                                True. As I say, they're certainly worth trying by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:50:47
                                Heheh by confused.brit2008-10-31 15:10:03
                                Scuse me, c.b *beats pessimism out of bitflipper* by firehawk2008-10-31 17:45:18
                          It hasn't worked, as far as I can see. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:20:35
                            Well, y'all *both* know... err... by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:23:05
                              Which is why left the thread. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:24:46
      Who cares WHY he's doing it by SnArL2008-10-31 12:11:32
        Terrorism? Seems more like extortion. by kahuana2008-10-31 12:17:38
          Nononono. Everything one dislikes today by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:18:57
            Ooo! That makes the DHS a terrorist organization! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:25:00
              Yeah, I made that simile in another reply. ;P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:27:07
                Yeah, just caught that by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:28:36
                  Doesn't really matter. ;P by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:31:04
                    Hey, why should the terrorists have a monopoly on by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:37:11
                      I hope so, but I doubt it. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:39:37
                        Point. by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:41:51
                          "Elevated". by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:43:09
                          Bleen. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 12:43:06
                            Ugh. Sounds like an internal organ. by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:54:45
                              look up "grue and bleen" if you haven't by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 13:04:58
                                Well, in the Wikipedia article I just read... by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:25:34
                                He's dealing with induction by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 13:44:46
                                Well, I would point out that by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:55:20
                                Might be better suited for the Philosophy Corner? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:56:11
                                When I have time, yes (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 13:58:58
                                Speaking of which... by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:00:13
                                Been busy by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 14:09:08
                                Sounds like mine. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:10:13
        How about taking on the TSA, then? by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:17:27
          Again, wrong assumption. by hobbs2008-10-31 12:46:36
            Doesn't matter. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:52:04
          So take them on then. by subbywan2008-10-31 12:32:14
            Not saying he should, nor shouldn't. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:33:53
              May as well take on the IRS then :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-31 12:37:06
                Or the government at large, yes. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:41:05
                  There still *IS* a Constitution? by corwin172008-10-31 13:16:52
                    Oh, absolutely by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:28:55
                    Yes, mine is about 12. by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 13:18:45
                Folks have been trying for years by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:40:25
          True, it doesn't by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:23:23
            Indeed, it cuts both ways. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 12:26:20
So I got Ibex... by Vidi2008-10-31 11:41:18
  I put it on my work machine by Astro-g2008-10-31 15:01:34
  Are you using GNOME or KDE? (n/t) by the_diggity2008-10-31 14:19:01
  Right, so I rebuilt the taskbar. Twice. by Vidi2008-10-31 12:08:10
    And I can't watch videos as they flicker like mad. (n/t) by Vidi2008-10-31 12:10:22
      And I fixed it, by turning off the desktop effects (n/t) by Vidi2008-10-31 13:14:32
        but now everything looks rubbish. by Vidi2008-10-31 13:16:24
          apt-get install kde3, I guess. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:24:32
  I got the same impression by Control2008-10-31 11:52:41
  I'm busy dist-upgrading now (n/t) by L1nX2008-10-31 11:46:01
    I read that as "dirt-upgrading" by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:08:05
This Halloween, don't say "Boo!". by nix2008-10-31 11:29:41
  Or... by synack2008-10-31 11:42:11
    *pings synack* (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-31 11:50:25
      *gives spoofed reply from here* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 17:17:39
  ??IDGI (n/t) by taitano2008-10-31 11:40:03
    *Great* joke about the markets and the economy ;-D (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-31 11:42:17
      Oh kay. . . but what's a "margin Call"? by taitano2008-10-31 12:09:29
        Is that a Cyclops smilie with a mole? by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:16:55
          Aaaah. I see. Thanks. by taitano2008-10-31 12:58:54
            The two fallacies of investing by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:11:40
  *snerk* That needs fair warning!!! by merlin2008-10-31 11:36:17
    Yes, but you can breathe more clearly now, right? by bitflipper2008-10-31 11:43:27
      Well, yeah, but the brown boogers are by merlin2008-10-31 11:50:21
        Tell anyone who asks by bitflipper2008-10-31 11:52:41
          *bwahahahahahahhahahaha* by merlin2008-10-31 11:55:54
Hadji, do you also go by "Tom G."??? by merlin2008-10-31 10:45:35
  . . . owie. . . *sigh* by taitano2008-10-31 11:10:58
  *GROAN* Ow, that one hurt. (n/t) by Snate2008-10-31 11:07:57
  smacks Hadji and Merlin with by postaljohn2008-10-31 11:06:42
  *fines merlin and hadji jointly for the cost of a by jpprater2008-10-31 10:50:33
To all who helped with costume advice: by vetitice2008-10-31 10:39:35
  looks awesome by aprylmae2008-10-31 12:25:52
  Looks great! by bitflipper2008-10-31 11:05:55
    He wanted that last year. by vetitice2008-10-31 11:23:19
  I did not help much, but he and his costume look by NDwight2008-10-31 11:01:00
US Election/Political thread (n/t) by hadji2008-10-31 10:31:26
  *reads thread, shakes head* by firehawk2008-10-31 17:55:24
  So, tell me why I'm wrong. by hadji2008-10-31 14:27:26
    My answers... by VivianC2008-10-31 15:24:07
    I disagree on the way Obama would use the military by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:44:27
      All fair answers, but the one point I will address by hadji2008-10-31 14:55:58
        I am glad to hear that on the parties by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 15:05:20
          Obama voted with the Socialists 92% of the time. by VivianC2008-10-31 15:25:44
            That got a chuckle out of me :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 15:29:27
    "More than fire at will"... by rfrovarp2008-10-31 14:32:58
      Only for lack of resources, I'd bet. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-31 14:33:52
        And/or availabilit of nukes. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:35:59
          If you will remember there was a bit of saber by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:48:33
            No, I didn't know that. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 15:02:55
              In that situation, a "show of force" that is just by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 15:14:16
                Or it could result in World War 3. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 15:19:01
                  saber rattle is different from bury the hatchet :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 15:20:08
                    Yes. But it has to rely on the other side not by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 15:23:20
                      That is why I leave such decisions to the by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 15:27:22
                        At least, they should. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 15:33:08
            Not true. I've heard bout it on the American news by hadji2008-10-31 15:01:11
              I will be the first to admit that things have only by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 15:13:04
              Look at the Marshall Plan. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 15:04:07
                I'm not sure what your point is. by hadji2008-10-31 15:22:14
                  That you need a plan that goes beyond by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 15:31:38
          *stuffs a 'y' behind 'availabilit'* (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:36:46
  Something just occurred to me. by Sharku2008-10-31 12:59:55
    A couple of things . . . by hadji2008-10-31 13:52:38
      Well said. I also think the willingness of by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:08:29
    Easy: Congress is controlled by Democrats. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:03:29
      Addendum: by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:40:37
      Gahhh!! I am not even going to repost it... by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 13:28:03
        Hm... by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:34:32
          Unless all of the congresspeople voted by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 13:50:29
            It's good enough to make the checks and balances by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:52:33
              Any system can be "defeated" if enough things by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:05:10
                The trouble is, that the judicidal system by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:13:38
                  In somethign like that I think the judicial system by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:15:19
                    Yeah, but the amount of backburning by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:17:48
        I believe he is referring to speculation by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:33:08
          538.com says unlikely. by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 13:36:02
            Three words by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:38:05
              Sure. by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 13:42:56
          Pretty much. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:35:19
  Irony, Democrat Style by VivianC2008-10-31 12:51:11
    Now that is classic Irony! by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 13:25:35
  Axis of Bias by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:01:42
    And the newest bit not mentioned in that editorial by merlin2008-10-31 11:27:43
      And McCain doesn't let columnists from by voxwoman2008-10-31 12:47:29
        The Times is a proven security risk by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:23:39
          Not often enough, considering NSA/AT&T's coziness. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:26:15
        Columnists, not reporters. by VivianC2008-10-31 12:52:00
  Fact Checking The Obama Infomercial by DesertRat662008-10-31 10:59:15
  Someone's political career going by hadji2008-10-31 10:36:43
    Well, who are they talking about? (n/t) by vectorz2008-10-31 11:11:45
      Answer below by DesertRat662008-10-31 12:08:07
      You know who. (n/t) by AndyA2008-10-31 11:51:40
        I think we all know. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-31 12:14:43
    McCains press people have been ... by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 10:57:27
      Numbers for the candidates are a little skewed. by AndyA2008-10-31 11:06:28
        Thanks for the clarification. You have an article by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 11:10:05
          Numbers: by AndyA2008-10-31 11:17:10
            Thank you! It is so hard to find some of by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 11:19:21
      Early on they both agreed to a cap by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:00:56
        McCain agreed to go on Letterman by hadji2008-10-31 11:48:04
          On the one hand by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:55:35
            So, McCain could have just said, by hadji2008-10-31 12:17:28
              He should have if that was the case IMO (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 12:28:28
                It was. While Dave was recording his show, by hadji2008-10-31 12:42:14
                  I can't speak for anyone and I will not try to by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 12:47:44
                    Well, sure. That's basically my point here. by hadji2008-10-31 13:13:02
                      I have to agree with DR66 to a point. by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 13:17:53
                        That's fine. I see the issue differently. by hadji2008-10-31 13:44:07
                          One also attempted to make ammends. by altordwm2008-10-31 13:58:31
                            The one who attempted to make amends by hadji2008-10-31 14:00:47
                          On that particular issue I can not disagree, I can by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 13:54:03
                            Well, comparing the tax plans is a different issue by hadji2008-10-31 13:58:40
                              I think both their health plans stink on ice by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:13:03
                                IMO they both stink on ice period by DesertRat662008-10-31 14:20:35
                                If the third parties have a chance, it is in this by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:24:41
            Which is worse in terms of voter perception? by AndyA2008-10-31 12:03:12
              You are of course referring to by DesertRat662008-10-31 12:10:18
              Well, you can look at it two ways. by hadji2008-10-31 12:08:40
                One is about business, one is about pop culture. ( (n/t) by rfrovarp2008-10-31 12:09:52
                  They're both about integrity. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-31 12:11:24
                    Just curious by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:17:18
                      Depends. by hadji2008-10-31 13:37:56
                      The guy who cheats on his golf score by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 13:22:21
          Scratch that bit about "Obama lied" by hadji2008-10-31 11:49:09
            Should there be more of one? by DesertRat662008-10-31 12:01:57
              But then, the same could be said of McCain. by hadji2008-10-31 12:09:35
                This entire subthread is a false dichotomy. (n/t) by altordwm2008-10-31 12:11:53
                  How so? by hadji2008-10-31 12:13:59
                    Because it assumes that I only have two choices. (n/t) by altordwm2008-10-31 12:16:41
                      Ah. Can't argue with that. by hadji2008-10-31 12:18:37
                        Either Libertarian or Constitution by altordwm2008-10-31 12:25:34
                          I have to respect your decision because you by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 12:31:44
        Maybe that should say by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 11:40:42
    #2 by DesertRat662008-10-31 10:53:42
Babelfish has nothing on this by TheGM2008-10-31 10:22:40
  Hehehe. From the article : by aix tom2008-10-31 13:18:23
    Possibly the latter. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:26:38
  One quibble by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:05:02
    Expert help... by McNutcase2008-10-31 12:08:37
      Point. by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:01:50
        They didn't. by McNutcase2008-10-31 13:08:54
          Frankly, I find it amusing, more than anything by bitflipper2008-10-31 13:35:48
            Quoth Wikipedia: by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:47:20
              How many of them don't speak English? by McNutcase2008-10-31 13:52:19
                Well, then we Germans should give up by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:59:11
                  Where are you pulling that from? by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:16:48
                    And the Welsh happen to speak Welsh. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:22:19
                      What they spoke several hundred years ago... by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:31:27
                        If the US was the last place.. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:39:33
                          Ah. "Cultural imperialism". by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:40:38
                            Doesn't make it less real. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:53:13
                              If your numbers are accurate... by McNutcase2008-10-31 15:30:25
                                Ignore this. I used wrong numbers. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-10-31 15:40:37
                              How is 2% not a minority? by McNutcase2008-10-31 15:24:35
                                Doh. Helps if I calculate right. by McNutcase2008-10-31 15:41:34
                        Heck, even the signs in the Navajo Nation by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:35:12
                          It rather depends what you mean by "conquered". by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:38:46
                            Well, there, see? by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:54:49
                              Actually, it was conquered in the 13th century. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:59:59
                  Yes, but I've met Germans by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:11:35
                    I was merely taking an argument to the extreme. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:15:47
                      Yeah, I kinda got that. ;-) by bitflipper2008-10-31 14:30:35
                        The thing is: by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:33:47
                          Since doing things in Welsh can get you grants... by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:36:38
                            Yes, and? by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:38:09
                              And if speaking Esperanto while you worked... by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:39:37
                                Of course I would. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:41:33
                                Would learning Esperanto have any bearing... by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:46:35
                                Yes, it would have. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:57:24
                      You, er, might try indicating that in future. by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:21:36
                        I'll try to keep it in mind. by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:24:06
                          Emotional responses don't work that way. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:31:54
                            If you catch yourself typing up an emotional by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 14:40:25
                              It is possible to type up an emotional response by confused.brit2008-10-31 14:45:41
          So what? by CynicalRyan2008-10-31 13:29:01
            Sorbs? by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 13:49:11
  Yes, "Engrish" translations go both ways. by taitano2008-10-31 11:03:49
    So what does that make this? by firehawk2008-10-31 17:31:34
  And this is why the bilingual signs are BS. by McNutcase2008-10-31 10:38:02
    I'm inclined to agree by TheGM2008-10-31 12:33:50
      Yes! by bitflipper2008-10-31 12:59:01
        And also: TOURISTS!!!! by aix tom2008-10-31 13:13:54
    There is no such thing as by taitano2008-10-31 11:07:37
    Works OK in Ireland, though. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 10:58:58
  Where I work by Sterling_Ag2008-10-31 10:35:57
Adobe opinions? by testy2008-10-31 10:22:34
  If anyone is interested, I found it by testy2008-10-31 12:23:40
    Addendum by testy2008-10-31 12:59:19
Pumpkin gallery by khendron2008-10-31 10:19:20
  That gotta be the coolest pumpkin of the year. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-31 13:20:31
  Awesome! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-31 11:58:41
  I read the subject as by PeKaJe2008-10-31 11:57:12
  WOW!!!!!! COOOOOOOOL!!!! (n/t) by Rogue19712008-10-31 10:54:20
  My contribution by kyrasantae2008-10-31 10:34:49
    Nice work! by khendron2008-10-31 11:08:32
  Nice one. (n/t) by Sharku2008-10-31 10:34:28
  O.O Dude, how long did you have to work on that?! (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-31 10:30:30
    A little over 4 hours. (n/t) by khendron2008-10-31 11:07:12
So, did anyone notice the tag on yesterday's by hadji2008-10-31 10:13:19
  There's already a shirt! by hobbs2008-10-31 10:28:04
  Can I blame you for unsuppressing that memory? (n/ (n/t) by Sharku2008-10-31 10:19:06
    Absolutely. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-31 10:21:47
  There can be only one of two reasons why this is by krikkert2008-10-31 10:18:21
    Three by hadji2008-10-31 10:20:48
      *thwaps hadji* (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-31 10:29:15
Got Milk? by Snate2008-10-31 09:59:30
  Reminds me of a birthday party by corwin172008-10-31 10:33:15
    to which i would have replied yes. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-10-31 21:50:26
  Would she be able to do these? by kc5sdy2008-10-31 10:05:44
My mom paid ~$15 for 70 used books. by SnArL2008-10-31 09:54:54
  Cool find! by Avium2008-10-31 10:28:07
  I know someone who would definitely pay that... by FNORDer2008-10-31 10:07:06
    It's my mother's by SnArL2008-10-31 10:27:05
  It's not this one is it? by maceogan2008-10-31 10:05:48
  <announcer voice> Impressive! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 10:05:44
  AWESOME! by krikkert2008-10-31 10:05:08
  it's worth 2000 in today's market? by voxwoman2008-10-31 10:02:24
    She'll wait until the economy picks back up by SnArL2008-10-31 10:29:06
      That would be cool. by voxwoman2008-10-31 11:36:08
        Accounting for possible infaltion, by veran2008-10-31 17:25:11
  Sometimes, you're the windshield. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-10-31 09:58:33
  :-o (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-31 09:56:53
So we had a father and son show up at games night. by FNORDer2008-10-31 09:48:46
  *rimshot* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:54:09
  That sounds familyar, somehow (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-31 09:50:00
good vibes and toughts please :) by Rogue19712008-10-31 09:28:38
  ~~~good vibes to nice lady~~~ (n/t) by mridenour2008-10-31 10:04:04
  *sends extra positive vibes* (n/t) by joresgump2008-10-31 09:56:46
  *sends good vibes* by oot2008-10-31 09:42:04
  +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-31 09:37:15
  ~~~Good Thoughts~~~ for a {{{Good Samaritan}}} (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-31 09:30:16
  *Pays it forward for you* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by FNORDer2008-10-31 09:30:03
  Cool. :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ (n/t) by Silverfire2008-10-31 09:30:03
Survey of xbox360 owners: by AndyA2008-10-31 09:01:57
  I'm actually on my fourth 360. by AnimeJ2008-10-31 11:29:31
  Mine hasn't red ringed by Imp2008-10-31 10:34:36
  Lasted 6-8 months by fmon2008-10-31 10:17:06
    If you're in the US you don't need a receipt. by AndyA2008-10-31 10:21:41
      One of my co-workers just read off the serial # by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 13:11:47
        That's all you need on the web site too. by AndyA2008-10-31 14:50:57
  2 years and still kickin by tesla_koil2008-10-31 09:34:58
  Not an owner but a friend did within the year by confused.brit2008-10-31 09:27:33
    They do seem to have the returns process down. by AndyA2008-10-31 09:31:02
      So they're gonna make boomerangs next? (n/t) by FNORDer2008-10-31 09:34:51
  Mine has worked since I bought it by SnArL2008-10-31 09:20:22
  Mine didn't yet. by Skelwar2008-10-31 09:10:10
    It's the same basic hardware. by AndyA2008-10-31 09:39:01
  I have not. by imperito2008-10-31 09:08:47
  I don't own one but I know of at least 3 people by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:04:23
*SIGH* I hate that we're so far apart. by FNORDer2008-10-31 08:47:50
kitty question. by unjust2008-10-31 08:40:49
  Kitties will be OK with either by oot2008-10-31 09:39:24
  Woever can take care of them 100% of the by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:32:44
  *head explodes* by voxwoman2008-10-31 09:16:03
  The whole situation sucks for the kittehs. by confused.brit2008-10-31 09:15:21
  Cats own *us*, not the other way around by bitflipper2008-10-31 09:03:31
  will explain fully after some replies. by unjust2008-10-31 08:57:21
    so... (explanation) by unjust2008-10-31 13:50:27
      Except, if she lives 50 min away, by bitflipper2008-10-31 15:24:09
  they shouldn't move by aprylmae2008-10-31 08:45:46
Well happy f4ing Halloween to you, too, Boss... by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 08:37:08
  Rude Word by smiffy2008-10-31 23:26:32
  wtf was it for? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-10-31 16:27:09
  Ouch. That hurts. by ripley82008-10-31 13:30:52
  *HUGS* to all of you. =} *Happy Wibble* by ShadowSystems2008-10-31 13:05:59
  Maybe this is a good thing... by SnArL2008-10-31 09:24:27
  {{{{Shadow}}}} (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-31 09:21:05
  {{{Shadowsystems}}} by voxwoman2008-10-31 09:21:02
  Aww...geeze. {{{Shadowsystems}}} by Silverfire2008-10-31 09:10:24
  {{{ShadowSystems}}} by oot2008-10-31 09:08:49
    Copies? by confused.brit2008-10-31 09:20:38
      Good idea! (n/t) by oot2008-10-31 09:24:43
    Oh, and if that's not enough by oot2008-10-31 09:11:11
  Someone needs to send Lt. Foxworthy over there... by Sharku2008-10-31 09:04:42
  I guess you don't have to ask 'Trick or Treat' by corwin172008-10-31 09:04:36
  {shadowsystems} by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 08:58:25
  {{{ShadowSystems}}} by bitflipper2008-10-31 08:45:55
  ....ow. {{{{shadowsystems}}}} by jpprater2008-10-31 08:45:43
  Well, at least he DID have the guts to do it... by McNutcase2008-10-31 08:45:00
    what did your boss's boss do about it? by Nightwind2008-10-31 10:09:40
      Nothing. by McNutcase2008-10-31 10:13:20
    Worst firing ever,that I've heard of by ag__wyvern2008-10-31 09:04:43
      Well a contractor here was fired by voxwoman2008-10-31 09:20:25
        Ouch, I heard about a case where someone was left by techi8702008-10-31 09:34:13
      Yup that one probably takes the cake. by Silverfire2008-10-31 09:11:23
        ditto (n/t) by Nightwind2008-10-31 10:10:56
        We had a RIF some time back. by merlin2008-10-31 09:18:56
          Not Good by robertltux2008-10-31 10:01:07
            I was thinking that myself... by McNutcase2008-10-31 10:10:04
              I asked an HR person not with my company about it. by merlin2008-10-31 10:14:09
                What's a "RIF"? (n/t) by ripley82008-10-31 13:29:05
                  Reduction In Force, a nice way of saying "layoffs" (n/t) by merlin2008-10-31 14:18:49
                    s/nice/lying/ by McNutcase2008-10-31 14:23:36
                      But it's not lying either. (n/t) by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 20:52:13
        I got terminated in August. by krikkert2008-10-31 09:17:17
          Yeah and the situation AFTER by Silverfire2008-10-31 09:26:49
            Oi now, no focusing on me here. by krikkert2008-10-31 10:05:56
        A plant in our area got closed by bitflipper2008-10-31 09:12:56
          I've been laid of twice in December by voxwoman2008-10-31 09:57:13
          well, can't beat that but... by eon2008-10-31 09:27:45
          Yep. Had that happen around here too. (n/t) by Silverfire2008-10-31 09:27:25
  *sends the refurbished by aprylmae2008-10-31 08:42:25
  {{{{ShadowSystems}}}} by jdelphiki2008-10-31 08:40:48
  {{{shadowsystems}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-31 08:39:15
Invoke: UFicle by Eboreg2008-10-31 08:26:05
  Google is our friend by mridenour2008-10-31 08:55:54
    Only use that if you don't like having fingers. by McNutcase2008-10-31 09:20:16
      the "well" was "poisoned" on that item by Nightwind2008-10-31 09:58:45
  Sure you phone... by FNORDer2008-10-31 08:40:29
  Sure by bitflipper2008-10-31 08:36:50
  What you're gonna be blowin' up? (n/t) by moddermonster2008-10-31 08:36:13
    Or who you wanna make impotent? (n/t) by hadji2008-10-31 08:42:35
IPTABLES config software / site by waveydavey2008-10-31 08:12:42
  Shorewall is reasonably easy to configure by hobbs2008-10-31 10:26:13
  I think webmin might have a iptables module by Freakazoid2008-10-31 09:40:17
    It does. by smiffy2008-10-31 23:15:22
  $$$ available by waveydavey2008-10-31 09:29:59
  We are using FirewallBuilder for complex Firewalls by wluut2008-10-31 09:13:46
  Not a tool, but... by Elessar2008-10-31 08:40:00
That's it for me for this weekend. by shargo2008-10-31 08:09:10
  Have a good time Shargo. (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-31 08:17:40
  Sounds like fun! Enjoy! :-) (n/t) by morenna2008-10-31 08:11:00
Question folks... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-31 08:00:00
  I've no clue what ANY of that means by eon2008-10-31 09:42:33
  Here's what ours currently looks like. by techi8702008-10-31 08:55:55
  I'm not quite sure what all those mean :-) by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 08:21:27
    My mortgage: by FST7772008-10-31 08:31:18
great quote I found yesterday by aprylmae2008-10-31 07:50:50
  Definitely describes my wife and I! (n/t) by corwin172008-10-31 08:58:49
"So pale, so cold, so beautiful... by Sharku2008-10-31 07:40:58
  Dang, I know that line but can't place it by josie_beller2008-10-31 08:02:29
    Spîkey haired singer. by Sharku2008-10-31 08:27:34
      I know! by Silverfire2008-10-31 09:31:57
        Nope, not Marilyn Manson. Josie, answer inside. by Sharku2008-10-31 09:41:13
      ACK! MIND BLEACH! STAT! by corwin172008-10-31 08:57:02
        Yeah, there can be only one by bitflipper2008-10-31 09:56:45
          At least the TV show kept by corwin172008-10-31 10:27:12
            From the same place by bitflipper2008-10-31 11:55:30
  Pretty accurate description by y2kdragon2008-10-31 07:46:19
    Methinks we dated the same woman... (nt) by testy2008-10-31 07:57:18
Oooh. I'm gonna get me that coin: by ttlogic2008-10-31 07:39:04
  Huh.... open comments?.... (n/t) by mtlqc2008-10-31 16:15:21
A Good Halloween quote by imrambi2008-10-31 07:25:09
  Daddy's great, for giving us chocolate cake! (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-10-31 07:31:08
    Uh-uh! We wanted eggs and cereal, and he by josie_beller2008-10-31 08:04:07
      And those children, who had previously been by AnimeJ2008-10-31 08:07:47
  Bill Cosby- Himself FTW (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-31 07:28:56
First post! by hactar the uhhh2008-10-31 07:16:44
  so how walkable is it?? by robertltux2008-10-31 10:08:15
  Sweet! New digs within walking distance by Silverfire2008-10-31 09:17:11
  conga rats shoe lace shins (n/t) by y2kdragon2008-10-31 07:27:33
  Congrats hactar! Yay! You could sprint to work if by NDwight2008-10-31 07:20:08
  Yay! Congrats (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-31 07:19:26
  *eats hactar's first post* by schwing12008-10-31 07:17:44
    You again! by hactar the uhhh2008-10-31 07:21:13
      Him again! by sgrunt2008-10-31 08:07:56
        Slim again! by AnimeJ2008-10-31 08:08:48
          You! by sgrunt2008-10-31 08:11:10
            Again! by schwing12008-10-31 08:17:40
              ! by sgrunt2008-10-31 08:30:44
                *eats sgrunt's "!"* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 18:04:32
ATTN: archnerd (and other UFies) by hadji2008-10-31 07:10:54
  I *knew* it. :-D (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-31 08:06:52
    Ayup. You and Reti. by hadji2008-10-31 08:30:36
Ordnance-Corner for UFies by SaylorA2008-10-31 07:10:10
  Where is the OCBOTW? (n/t) by VivianC2008-10-31 12:54:48
    Huh. by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:20:31
  My friend that came up last weekend by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 10:09:07
    If she likes the .45 let her go with it by DesertRat662008-10-31 10:52:07
      I want her to shoot the others just for comparison by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 11:08:54
        Especially with a Navy 1911 by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:12:15
          Hehe, by lheggland2008-10-31 11:38:48
          BTW, if you run across a "cheap" by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 11:25:09
            Clint Smith Gave the Taurus his stamp of Approval by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:38:01
  The short version. by kelli2172008-10-31 09:19:04
    Not a blanket solution, no by DesertRat662008-10-31 10:26:36
      Yes, but. by kelli2172008-10-31 11:01:43
        Funny, any time I see those two words by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:10:51
          Stop putting words in my mouth. by kelli2172008-10-31 11:12:45
            Hmmm let's see here... by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:17:16
              Teaching a better way, eh? by kelli2172008-10-31 11:46:49
                I believe the current disconnect in this by merlin2008-10-31 11:55:07
                  Even when I say repeatedly that elimination... by kelli2172008-10-31 12:17:26
                    How about this idea: by veran2008-10-31 16:36:51
                    I know I'm late getting back into this, but I by merlin2008-10-31 14:17:33
                      I know, and I appreciate it. by kelli2172008-10-31 14:41:00
                    Better idea by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:02:06
                      You can't eliminate that either. by kelli2172008-10-31 13:16:47
                        Sure you can by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:30:26
                          People who are in prison often get out. by kelli2172008-10-31 13:38:08
                            I think now is a good time to just by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:53:38
                              I suppose, then, that your stance is... by kelli2172008-10-31 13:59:16
                                Pretty much by DesertRat662008-10-31 14:05:24
                                That's better, then. by kelli2172008-10-31 14:14:28
    Lack of weapons does not create security. by lheggland2008-10-31 10:00:09
    So, are you saying that personal responsibility is by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:25:21
    It also does not necessarily follow that by merlin2008-10-31 09:22:19
  The Attempt to Destroy the 2nd Amendment by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:54:51
    This is the point I was making the other day. by kelli2172008-10-31 08:54:15
      I have no association with those who set that rule by DesertRat662008-10-31 10:38:56
      If it was one or two.... by lheggland2008-10-31 09:02:51
      Can I ask a similar question of you? by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:00:43
        Exactly! by kelli2172008-10-31 09:11:14
          My point is this though, it is a straw man by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:22:27
            Yes it does! by kelli2172008-10-31 09:35:54
              If it was limited ... by lheggland2008-10-31 09:55:02
              So you are saying that because that by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:44:34
                Why not? by kelli2172008-10-31 11:59:09
                  Call it what you will but, to me if he is in a by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 12:27:34
                    Not what I said. by kelli2172008-10-31 12:54:33
                      I see where you ae going but that is like saying by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 13:32:42
                        There are things I disagree with the ARC/IRC about by kelli2172008-10-31 14:16:45
                          But, you would make sure that your objections were by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:29:34
                            I would lodge my complaints with the rest... by kelli2172008-10-31 14:49:59
                              I disagree on silence being silence. by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:54:25
                        The records of his activities at the by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:55:31
                          That bothers me, as I said to Keli a lie by by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 14:56:56
                  Now balance what you just said by DesertRat662008-10-31 12:07:17
                    Ask yourself this, then. by kelli2172008-10-31 12:34:57
                      First off by DesertRat662008-10-31 13:13:08
                        Can you post links that don't come from... by kelli2172008-10-31 14:18:52
                          Those links provided sources by DesertRat662008-10-31 14:22:22
                            How many days back do I need to go to find these? by kelli2172008-10-31 14:29:33
                              Check Ordnance Corner by DesertRat662008-10-31 15:44:37
                      If people were as much into political expediency by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 12:41:38
          Red Herring by lheggland2008-10-31 09:17:04
            But it is! by kelli2172008-10-31 09:29:26
              No, worker are not forced to work for any company. by lheggland2008-10-31 09:49:29
              So you are saying that a person should leave a by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:34:21
                Have you heard of reductio ad absurdum? by kelli2172008-10-31 09:37:19
                  Is that not also the basis of what you by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:42:38
      He was the DIRECTOR of the foundation by merlin2008-10-31 08:59:16
        He was *A* director. Not *THE* director. by kelli2172008-10-31 09:04:00
          But does that not mean that he has a say in how by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:08:24
            Of course not by SnArL2008-10-31 12:33:08
              Ad hominem. by kelli2172008-10-31 12:39:36
                Hey, time out both of you (n/t) by merlin2008-10-31 14:22:27
                  I left it blank! ;) by kelli2172008-10-31 14:57:32
                    I suddenly had some VERY fridayish thoughts by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 15:25:09
  Gun sales skyrocket as election nears by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:51:58
    My mother said that they were talking about that by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 08:41:57
      I heard the same at my gun store. by VivianC2008-10-31 09:31:42
        If I had the cash, I'd be shopping around. by esbita2008-10-31 09:35:08
          My mother just today got a shotgun for herself. by SaylorA2008-10-31 12:34:40
  A message from Chuck Norris by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:50:40
  NYPD police gun discharge study by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:44:37
    Things like that are why I laugh when people say by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 08:44:15
    So much shooting, by veran2008-10-31 08:38:24
  The safe storage of firearms by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:41:27
  Kalashnikitty shirts available for Christmas by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:33:25
    I'm going to have to send that to my brother. by SaylorA2008-10-31 07:52:59
  Baghdad Chicago by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:30:49
    No kidding by VivianC2008-10-31 07:56:15
      How do the laws compare to Detroit, Baltimore, or by tallastro2008-10-31 08:39:39
      despite or because of? (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-31 08:05:49
  Gardener Ordered to Remove Barbed Wire Fence by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:27:38
    We should all pitch in and send him one of..... by lheggland2008-10-31 08:30:34
  What's wrong with this video? by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:25:33
    Well, the fact that he was saying the by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 08:21:43
    He should have tossed the wallet/watch to the side by techi8702008-10-31 08:17:10
      Oh and it looks like the BG cocks the hammer on by techi8702008-10-31 08:18:49
        Hard to tell. He could be just adjusting his grip. by tallastro2008-10-31 08:54:29
          It looks like th hammer is back in a couple of the by techi8702008-10-31 08:57:19
            Should someone give a real answer now? by tallastro2008-10-31 09:02:40
              That's only one problem by DesertRat662008-10-31 10:45:44
                Not illegal, just darned difficult. by tallastro2008-10-31 11:29:01
                  You forget witness corroboration by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:42:49
                    Lawyer - unreliable by tallastro2008-10-31 11:47:41
                You need to see the rest of the episode. by kelli2172008-10-31 11:05:44
                  If I watched TV I might have by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:13:15
    Good thing he's a lawyer. by VivianC2008-10-31 08:11:22
    That's dangerous by veran2008-10-31 08:06:18
      Partial credit (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-31 08:08:18
      ONTH, that would be less funny... if at all. (n/t) by veran2008-10-31 08:06:50
  I've got to get some of these ice cube trays by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:23:18
    Are those even legal in the UK? (n/t) by VivianC2008-10-31 07:54:42
      For now (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:55:28
  So this librarian walks into a bar... by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:22:07
    What's an AARP card? (n/t) by veran2008-10-31 08:02:44
      American Association of Retired Persons by DesertRat662008-10-31 08:09:17
        Dating for seniors... by veran2008-10-31 08:47:40
  Attn: DesertRat66, .223 or .308? by SaylorA2008-10-31 07:17:35
    Attn: DR66, another question by SaylorA2008-10-31 10:18:36
      Some I trust by DesertRat662008-10-31 10:43:42
        Thank you for all the information. by SaylorA2008-10-31 11:32:05
          Not a problem (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:45:51
    All depends on what you want it for by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:19:07
      I wanting something better for home defense, by SaylorA2008-10-31 07:35:34
        Mixed bag then by DesertRat662008-10-31 07:49:33
          So it is possible to change the upper and then by SaylorA2008-10-31 08:00:02
            Take a look at Rock River arms website by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 08:11:26
              .458! by veran2008-10-31 08:55:57
                Yeah, I saw that and said by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:26:46
            There is only one lower that will allow that by DesertRat662008-10-31 08:07:34
              I had a suspicion the problem would be with the by SaylorA2008-10-31 08:17:34
                Easier IMO by DesertRat662008-10-31 10:20:40
                Personally I would go with a .223. Cheaper ammo by techi8702008-10-31 10:18:50
  I am getting a Winchester Super X2 in 12 gauge. by NDwight2008-10-31 07:15:20
Invoke: Router/Network Uficle by mridenour2008-10-31 07:08:04
  Is there a firewall/router from private to public? by imrambi2008-10-31 07:48:11
  This is no tall order for a proper firewall. by Myke2008-10-31 07:23:45
  Some sort of port forwarding, I think. by jpprater2008-10-31 07:15:34
First post from Intrepid Ibex! by toysbfun2008-10-31 06:50:08
Need a good Haloween type movie that is not too by Hieraco2008-10-31 06:36:20
  Army of Darkness, Plan 9 from Outer Space by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 11:25:42
  Hellboy 2 not out for another week or so? by eon2008-10-31 10:03:12
    Great. It's only been released in theaters here... by Sharku2008-10-31 10:11:05
      Not yet. by McNutcase2008-10-31 11:26:10
  Corpse Bride. by AnimeJ2008-10-31 08:10:37
  Alien by y2kdragon2008-10-31 07:47:34
  Black Sheep (n/t) by MrTrick2008-10-31 07:00:09
  Hellboy 2 was great. :-D (n/t) by n00bie2008-10-31 06:59:24
  Shaun Of The Dead (n/t) by SnArL2008-10-31 06:41:59
    Ditto. by PsychoI3oy2008-10-31 06:45:11
      I personally think by aprylmae2008-10-31 06:48:19
        True, same here. by PsychoI3oy2008-10-31 06:50:03
          But someday, you'll run out of food and guns. by n00bie2008-10-31 06:58:53
  Rocky Horror Picture Show!!! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-31 06:40:17
  you could watch the... by gryphin2008-10-31 06:39:24
I am now offically down to one abode by imrambi2008-10-31 06:36:14
Myke? Illiad? Fraudulent Ad on UF? by Control2008-10-31 06:25:56
  next time you spot something like that... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-31 08:00:58
  Psst: Myke just manages the servers by Freakazoid2008-10-31 06:45:51
    The Smiling Man however is involved with the ads. by ttlogic2008-10-31 07:15:20
UFie Costume Thread by schwing12008-10-31 06:19:31
  Joe the Plumber by DesiredUsername2008-10-31 14:11:54
  I just opened the Ren-Faire Closet by DesertRat662008-10-31 11:48:16
    I wants a Ren-Faire closet. </pout> (n/t) by TechisSO2008-10-31 13:49:31
      New house has a basement, right? (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-31 14:06:22
        AKA - the server room/geek cave. (n/t) by TechisSO2008-10-31 14:34:58
  Not really a "Halloween costume" per se by kyrasantae2008-10-31 10:06:51
  My costume is: by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 09:49:07
  Nothing special. I have on a witch hat by voxwoman2008-10-31 09:29:32
    Cool! by jdelphiki2008-10-31 10:18:48
  Nothing special...Demon mask with... by jdelphiki2008-10-31 08:42:48
  I was Hat Guy. by FNORDer2008-10-31 08:38:40
  Vampire by Eboreg2008-10-31 08:27:52
  Ninja by Sonri2008-10-31 07:51:54
  Priest by TrogL2008-10-31 07:40:30
  I'm a pirate. by spud2008-10-31 07:33:01
  Fisherman... by Sterling_Ag2008-10-31 07:32:26
  Got a uniform coat courtesy of McNutcase. by krikkert2008-10-31 07:23:12
  An elf by ataraxia2008-10-31 07:16:13
  Techi870 by TechisSO2008-10-31 07:15:10
    He just doesn't trust you. by krikkert2008-10-31 07:21:59
      I know! by TechisSO2008-10-31 07:24:20
        Well, fire works on everything... (n/t) by krikkert2008-10-31 07:25:27
          Yay! Fire! by TechisSO2008-10-31 08:08:15
            Nonono! Paint to match! *Paint to match!* (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-31 09:38:20
  As a fat old guy... same as everyday. But I DID by dire_lobo2008-10-31 07:02:55
  Buck Naked except for a potato tied to my waist by Hieraco2008-10-31 06:26:40
    Buck Naked...wasn't that by altordwm2008-10-31 06:34:11
    bwahahahahahaha! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-31 06:28:52
  A nun... by Purest2008-10-31 06:22:58
    You should have been a pregnant nun! by aprylmae2008-10-31 06:24:36
      weeell... by Purest2008-10-31 09:06:46
        lol by aprylmae2008-10-31 09:30:09
  Carrying a box of Honey Nut Cheerios w/red paint by schwing12008-10-31 06:21:45
  I anted to, by aprylmae2008-10-31 06:21:20
    oops. anted=wanted (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-31 06:21:44
from the time I woke up, to the time by aprylmae2008-10-31 06:06:12
  If I did that I would have to be arrested. by buzzin2008-10-31 06:28:40
    I need a half hour to wake up to by aprylmae2008-10-31 06:31:17
  So I take from this that by DerSarek2008-10-31 06:12:04
    No, I haven't by aprylmae2008-10-31 06:16:39
      I'm not complaining. by DerSarek2008-10-31 06:17:36
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-10-31 05:47:13
Fallout 3 and Halloween by Concept2008-10-31 05:38:01
  If you hear beeping by Imp2008-10-31 11:02:56
    Oh and the game is ruining my life by Imp2008-10-31 11:04:01
  Im going to play .... by confused.brit2008-10-31 09:34:32
  Another good one to play -- Ravenholm in HL2. (n/t by Concept2008-10-31 09:07:11
    Doom 3, in the dark by Freakazoid2008-10-31 09:56:41
  Computer games and Halloween (slightly OT) by lurker692008-10-31 06:07:25
    The sims on PC let you import things like xmas by confused.brit2008-10-31 09:32:39
    Darwinia :) by jpprater2008-10-31 06:35:57
    There's one game that comes to mind by Freakazoid2008-10-31 06:12:11
      TF2 has that birthday party mod by Concept2008-10-31 09:06:23
      Planescape: Torment. by Sharku2008-10-31 06:19:00
        Black Isle spun off from Interplay. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-10-31 08:20:16
        heh, oops. by Freakazoid2008-10-31 06:44:37
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-10-31 05:30:02
I helped my geography teacher... with a TV. by Skelwar2008-10-31 05:23:51
  You are so by DerSarek2008-10-31 05:44:43
    Since it is Friday, shouldn't that be by lurker692008-10-31 05:58:22
      Could be. I'm leaving that open. (n/t) by DerSarek2008-10-31 06:08:29
I just tried to switch tires myself by Spisefisken2008-10-31 05:20:42
  They can get stuck on the hub nut cover by moddermonster2008-10-31 06:52:41
  Shouldn't be a problem... by buzzin2008-10-31 06:25:36
  It happens but.... by shargo2008-10-31 05:44:14
    Had the same problem on my car ... by Medentic2008-10-31 06:20:28
      Don't bother with the inside! by shargo2008-10-31 06:32:10
        It is a 10 month old car by Spisefisken2008-10-31 06:38:33
          Yes by shargo2008-10-31 06:51:06
            It was built 11 months ago by Spisefisken2008-10-31 06:57:05
            Oh and do they use salt on the roads in DK? by shargo2008-10-31 06:54:08
              They do use salt, but not since I got by Spisefisken2008-10-31 06:57:55
      careful with that axe... by Purest2008-10-31 06:27:22
        don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliars (n/t) by Nightwind2008-10-31 06:31:25
          Tirebiter! (n/t) by eon2008-10-31 10:09:07
    Correction: ALWAYS grease the bake discs... by Avium2008-10-31 06:13:49
      definitely grease the bake discs by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 06:15:58
        Unless they're non-stick. by Avium2008-10-31 06:20:52
time to call it a night...... by cyberspooked2008-10-31 05:16:20
  I just tried to call it a night too. by jms2008-10-31 08:01:05
... All is forgiven by voxwoman2008-10-31 05:07:07
  I'll say one thing about Hat Guy. by hadji2008-10-31 07:17:30
New BOFH... (n/t) by urbanmyth2008-10-31 05:04:43
  Otherwise known as... by y2kdragon2008-10-31 05:23:43
Happy Christmas! by cokish2008-10-31 04:54:46
  Happy Christmas! cokish. (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-31 04:56:51
Thinking about a basic halloween costume. by confused.brit2008-10-31 04:43:14
  Depending on the setting and surroundings... by EnzoMatrix2008-10-31 04:54:27
    Another reason not to go with the ketchup by PeKaJe2008-10-31 05:27:04
      How about banana ketchup from by papadixon2008-10-31 05:56:40
    A root cane maybe? by karl-henrik2008-10-31 04:56:22
Why I hate computers - sometimes. by leejam2008-10-31 04:42:52
  Been there, done that by rhn2008-10-31 10:57:19
  I know what you mean by mridenour2008-10-31 06:19:06
OT: Yup, that oughta do it.... by confused.brit2008-10-31 04:23:38
Blessed Samhain everyone! by voxwoman2008-10-31 04:21:08
  And Blessed Beltane by Calissa2008-10-31 15:13:50
  Thanks and back atcha! by Silverfire2008-10-31 09:24:05
    Well the VP of software development by voxwoman2008-10-31 10:09:04
  Bah humbug. by esbita2008-10-31 09:08:02
    (S)He won't allow it because of the... by Sharku2008-10-31 09:25:47
      Definitely the latter. by esbita2008-10-31 09:30:31
        That's scary indeed. by Sharku2008-10-31 10:28:31
  Blessings to you too (n/t) by dragonstar2008-10-31 07:28:59
  my boss spontaneously told me yesterday by joecrouse2008-10-31 04:24:02
    You'd pull off Mario well. (n/t) by esbita2008-10-31 09:07:24
    It's the crotchless panties you wore last year... by dire_lobo2008-10-31 07:08:13
    So, are you allowed to dress down? by ttlogic2008-10-31 05:29:00
    Well, nobody said anything about it here by voxwoman2008-10-31 04:43:25
      All I need is a dog collar by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 05:21:53
        I'd bet you'd be cute by voxwoman2008-10-31 05:40:32
          I think not :-) by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 05:47:04
        What, ordain yourself a deacon? :P (n/t) by krikkert2008-10-31 05:37:21
          I'm sure I could arrange something :-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 05:47:42
            Wonder if I could pull that one off... by krikkert2008-10-31 05:49:02
              It can be done... by y2kdragon2008-10-31 05:51:23
              quasi-Catholic is Anglican, right? ;-P by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 05:50:38
                No, by krikkert2008-10-31 05:53:42
                  Ah, in that case by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 05:57:55
                    I've got several. by krikkert2008-10-31 06:11:59
                      good for you! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-31 06:16:34
    Just you? by y2kdragon2008-10-31 04:33:11
      at least being unemployeed I don't have to worry by cyberspooked2008-10-31 05:12:03
      Or maybe it was a joke? or a precaution.. by karl-henrik2008-10-31 04:37:22
Why is it that some users, by chrisP2008-10-31 04:08:28
  Because ... by aix tom2008-10-31 06:26:18
    Nice :-) by chrisP2008-10-31 08:06:18
  I'm not quite sure.. perhaps you can tell me by karl-henrik2008-10-31 04:19:12
    They have iQ instead of IQ? (n/t) by shargo2008-10-31 04:59:22
      iQ? by Control2008-10-31 05:03:48
        Yes, by krikkert2008-10-31 05:08:39
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-10-31 04:00:01
New contents for my fav. shiny... by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:46:20
  on a more serious note: by Freakazoid2008-10-31 07:53:29
    1920 * 1200 = horsepower... by urbanmyth2008-10-31 08:12:30
  hey... I got a spare AGP. Want it? by mekkanik_mike2008-10-31 07:29:45
    Ooooooh... interested... by urbanmyth2008-10-31 08:06:56
  bah, intel. by Freakazoid2008-10-31 06:48:45
    Iwas, but cannot justify Phenom. by urbanmyth2008-10-31 08:06:00
Ken sent me (n/t) by Bonzo2008-10-31 03:21:07
  That door is covered with real Naugahyde by Hieraco2008-10-31 06:22:46
  Haven't played that game in YEARS by SnArL2008-10-31 06:21:57
  *use remote control* by Hieraco2008-10-31 06:21:42
  Come on in and go upstairs ... by ideur2008-10-31 04:33:36
    That was the line I was trying to remember by cokish2008-10-31 04:53:05
  Hi Larry... (n/t) by cokish2008-10-31 03:58:01
  Hang Ken, by cyberspooked2008-10-31 03:25:15
  Ok, come in, but no funny stuff with remotes! (n/ (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-10-31 03:24:00
  To do what? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 03:21:32
Oh My. Wish I was there... by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:19:50
  IANAMJF, but that Would be cool... :P (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-10-31 03:23:04
    Ditto. But the dance is iconic in the right sense (n/t) by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:49:45
      Do you suppose it's been recorded..? (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-10-31 03:55:03
        The attempt is not for another four point five by krikkert2008-10-31 05:21:00
        BBC news covering the attempt I would guess (n/t) by urbanmyth2008-10-31 04:58:49
  GAH! Why didn't I know about this earlier? by firehawk2008-10-31 03:22:46
*streaks the board* by firehawk2008-10-31 03:19:34
  Tackles firehawk, sending him head-first by EnzoMatrix2008-10-31 03:21:57
    *manages to hit the "stir" button, by firehawk2008-10-31 03:23:28
      Mmmmm brain splat. *eats* (n/t) by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:24:04
        Oi! Give those back! by firehawk2008-10-31 03:25:19
          Mmmm. Pudding... *eats* (n/t) by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:26:56
            Hey could you see if he has my joke book? by cyberspooked2008-10-31 03:31:37
              *eats cyberspooked's question* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 03:36:17
                *cough* * hack* * hack* *regurgitate* by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:48:02
                  On second thought...... by cyberspooked2008-10-31 03:55:47
                    *re-eats jokebook, eats encyclopedia Britannica* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 04:29:55
                      Uhg great. by cyberspooked2008-10-31 04:45:01
                        He's just trying to increase his brainz by confused.brit2008-10-31 04:49:23
                          Very true. by firehawk2008-10-31 22:06:35
                          Considering the amount of fiber he just ate by cyberspooked2008-10-31 04:55:27
                            *channels fibre* by urbanmyth2008-10-31 05:13:42
                              *eats fibre* by firehawk2008-10-31 22:05:52
Since it is friday.... by cyberspooked2008-10-31 02:51:20
  *Shudder* Learned more than I wanted... by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:26:17
    Yes, Yes you should. by cyberspooked2008-10-31 03:39:29
      Yes, but which end? by firehawk2008-10-31 03:40:16
        Ummm.... Yeah, good idea. by cyberspooked2008-10-31 03:59:24
          What, the subtitle was "the story of Mr Hands"? (n/t) by intrinsic2008-10-31 14:39:20
I just tried to light a cigarette with a ... by RetiQlum22008-10-31 02:49:17
  Here...try to light it with this... by firehawk2008-10-31 03:21:17
  Depends by Spisefisken2008-10-31 03:04:32
T-shrit sizes... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-31 02:34:57
  That would be XL by karl-henrik2008-10-31 02:39:33
    I wear an XL most of the time but depending on by Classic_Jon2008-10-31 10:04:16
    good site by karl-henrik2008-10-31 02:41:01
      HA! XD by firehawk2008-10-31 03:39:30
        Simple Reason by y2kdragon2008-10-31 04:11:57
          But...but...verifying my theory is half the fun! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 04:30:41
          Also by karl-henrik2008-10-31 04:23:00
            Same in the US by y2kdragon2008-10-31 04:35:28
              I have come to the same conclusion. (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-31 04:42:04
Pay day Friday = Team Curry Outing by urbanmyth2008-10-31 02:15:35
  MMmmmm curry (n/t) by Hieraco2008-10-31 02:23:42
Could be worse... by smiffy2008-10-31 02:07:00
  Sorry, no by y2kdragon2008-10-31 04:10:34
  Seems to have passed the UK news by. (n/t) by digitig2008-10-31 02:44:03
  And so it shall be. by cyberspooked2008-10-31 02:29:02
    Thanks for the link... by smiffy2008-10-31 14:39:28
Is there any advantage to using... by RetiQlum22008-10-31 01:57:41
  I assume the orange wire has some function by shargo2008-10-31 02:28:58
    I think orange is +3.3v by Freakazoid2008-10-31 06:50:58
      The +3.3v is for hot-swapping. (n/t) by the_diggity2008-10-31 09:36:14
  Only one of the connectors will fit! (n/t) by ideur2008-10-31 02:20:48
    Not if your drive accepts both kinds. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-10-31 02:27:41
      Strange drive! (n/t) by ideur2008-10-31 02:51:10
        I have two of those in my server by c-king2008-10-31 04:35:18
          During the change from PATA to SATA it was common (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-31 04:48:27
  Seperate tap/rail in the PSU... by urbanmyth2008-10-31 02:19:09
    Thanks. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-10-31 02:36:28
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-10-31 01:43:27
TRICK OR TREAT! by siibr2008-10-31 01:42:29
  Yes, I can. Urghhhh.... by urbanmyth2008-10-31 02:19:49
  Give me somthing good to eat! (n/t) by Electric Storm2008-10-31 01:55:07
Today's word is "MINTY!" by PSYCHOI3OY2008-10-31 01:33:36
  This word now to be used... by y2kdragon2008-10-31 04:09:21
    New Minty! by karl-henrik2008-10-31 04:16:46
  Easy -going to a curry house at lunch by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:09:26
    5 uses without question, then got... by urbanmyth2008-10-31 08:03:52
  Alternate word: "LINTY!" (n/t) by PSYCHOI3OY2008-10-31 03:03:00
    "LINTY" is what "MINTY" becomes by morenna2008-10-31 05:34:48
  Saying Minty around here would get me a drink... by karl-henrik2008-10-31 02:55:39
  Is it wrong that I immediately thought BOOST? by intrinsic2008-10-31 02:47:03
    I'm evil... by firehawk2008-10-31 03:44:04
  Okay, but are you sure it's not "Rick"? by siibr2008-10-31 01:39:08
    *eats siibr's post* by firehawk2008-10-31 01:40:22
      *gives firehawk a weird look* (n/t) by siibr2008-10-31 01:41:36
        *eats siibr's brains* by firehawk2008-10-31 01:43:00
          *eats firehawk's brainstem dipped in mint chutney* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-31 01:44:58
            You again! by firehawk2008-10-31 01:46:54
              *punches firehawk's stomach* by Eboreg2008-10-31 03:06:00
                *eats eboreg's fists* by mekkanik_mike2008-10-31 03:09:27
              And... by firehawk2008-10-31 01:47:55
                I wonder if he can hear me running by cyberspooked2008-10-31 02:07:20
                  *eats cyberspooked's joke book* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 03:24:19
          That settles it, I may as well go to bed. (n/t) by siibr2008-10-31 01:44:54
            *eats siibr's bed* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 01:48:18
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-10-31 01:30:45
  {{{treehugger}}} by Afterburner2008-10-31 09:05:28
  Happy Friday everyone! by fmon2008-10-31 06:40:31
  morning by aprylmae2008-10-31 05:53:21
  Happy friday, dear barkeep! by chaotic2008-10-31 02:45:38
  *runs jiteo's pants up the flagpole* by mekkanik_mike2008-10-31 01:41:56
    *eats the flagpole rope* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 01:43:24
      *pulls out rope from firehawk's tummy* by mekkanik_mike2008-10-31 01:45:43
        You again! by firehawk2008-10-31 01:47:27
Fantasy Football midseason report by firehawk2008-10-31 01:19:39
That's not a feature, it's a work-around by Hieraco2008-10-31 01:16:59
  If it's a laser it is relevant by shargo2008-10-31 06:27:52
  What it means is by hobbs2008-10-31 01:41:52
    Better than nothing by y2kdragon2008-10-31 04:08:04
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-10-31 01:00:01
  *eats the Crypto Thread's brains* by firehawk2008-10-31 03:17:15
I like a good curse, but I prefer not to listen to by siibr2008-10-31 00:57:05
  Stay out of our office by voxwoman2008-10-31 04:47:11
  Use of Profanity by y2kdragon2008-10-31 04:06:30
    Either that, or the person in question by voxwoman2008-10-31 05:02:25
  You mean those people who can't seem to avoid by firehawk2008-10-31 00:58:43
    hey don't knock it, it's a very versatile word. (n/t) by cyberspooked2008-10-31 01:11:33
      the ketchup of cuss words.. (n/t) by OsteSpiser2008-10-31 03:16:31
      It's incredibly versatile, but I don't care to by siibr2008-10-31 01:17:16
        Depends on how heavy the object was that by EnzoMatrix2008-10-31 01:49:47
          There's a definite weight limit by andyz2008-10-31 09:14:34
        only if they stop using funny sound affects to by cyberspooked2008-10-31 01:46:30
    like bleepity, blang, bloom, beeep, beep, beep? ;) by Garrinka2008-10-31 01:05:14
      The other day, I discovered that a mouse had been by siibr2008-10-31 01:23:39
sotm: Highwayman - Johnny Cash by Garrinka2008-10-31 00:51:06
  Video... by firehawk2008-10-31 00:57:15
    nice hon thanks :) by Garrinka2008-10-31 00:59:49
      Hee hee! You're welcome. by firehawk2008-10-31 01:06:28
      Tennessee Stud - Johnny Cash by Garrinka2008-10-31 01:01:53
Lunch time@!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-31 00:49:40
"It was taking us a while to move the pumps into by firehawk2008-10-31 00:37:38
  it might work (n/t) by Nightwind2008-10-31 05:19:00
  "We're adults now and can choose..." by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:16:17
  Yup, it's a good one :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-10-31 01:07:44
    yes, it was a fun read by chaotic2008-10-31 01:13:04
      You mean Tron Paul? by firehawk2008-10-31 01:20:36
        yes and yes by chaotic2008-10-31 02:02:47
Anyone else see this week's "Iron Chef America"? by SouthpawPL2008-10-31 00:18:49
  I refuse... by y2kdragon2008-10-31 04:04:37
    I refuse to dignify that SHOW with a comment (n/t) by Nightwind2008-10-31 05:18:04
  Groan. Nothing else, just Groan. by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:22:09
  Darn you, you had me going up until the very last by siibr2008-10-31 00:50:32
  SouthpawPL, you have been fined one credit for by firehawk2008-10-31 00:35:27
"That's gonna hurt in the morning" (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-31 00:18:47
I'm guessing that's a trenchcoat by ag__wyvern2008-10-31 00:09:21
  Perhaps it would have been more obvious by hobbs2008-10-31 00:37:57
    I was thinking the same thing by y2kdragon2008-10-31 04:03:37
    and either a notepad or microphone (n/t) by urbanmyth2008-10-31 03:22:43
  That was my thought as well. by Hieraco2008-10-31 00:17:13
  Without a towel? (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-31 00:13:03
    There are plenty fools traveling without a towel! by ideur2008-10-31 00:32:57
The '10 years of UF' book link is nowup @ manning by ag__wyvern2008-10-31 00:08:22
Translations by Nea2008-10-31 00:01:01
  Svenska by tornblad2008-10-31 07:16:35
  Nederlands/Dutch (n/t) by mtsinot2008-10-31 04:29:23
    Door mtsinot by mtsinot2008-10-31 04:37:48
  German (n/t) by lmml2008-10-31 00:27:44
    Bavarain / boarisch by tommiRF2008-10-31 01:45:40
    by |mm| by lmml2008-10-31 00:33:35
      Now, if you posted a toplevel entry into your by ripley82008-10-31 01:11:25
        Yes, definitely...everyone needs a diary TLP. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 01:44:46
Comment Board Trivia by count_02008-10-31 00:00:02
  OT: Help Needed by Nea2008-10-31 08:00:25
    It isnt another cron job? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-31 09:40:43
      Nope by Nea2008-10-31 15:09:50
  New Q by smiffy2008-10-31 02:03:23
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-10-31 00:00:01
  red in ie7/xp (n/t) by PSYCHOI3OY2008-10-31 01:34:57
  TeacherenvelopedRathesungodaforthequeen by Hieraco2008-10-31 00:01:04
    Arrrrgh! you again! beaten by 6 seconds. by Hieraco2008-10-31 00:02:10
      *eats hieraco's double post* (n/t) by Klymer2008-10-31 01:02:36
        You again! by firehawk2008-10-31 01:21:31
          *punches firehawk's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2008-10-31 03:19:26
            *eats the ground under Eboreg's feet* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-31 03:24:52
  TeacherenvelopedRathesungodaforthequeen by Hieraco2008-10-31 00:00:58

 

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