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oops, renamed the wrong database... by Jeff_UK2008-10-23 05:29:37
Go get a Taco Oct 28th... by LthrOttr2008-10-23 01:49:42
Hey Cokish ! by Klaranth2008-10-22 23:09:05
AW Come on! by Rhinobird2008-10-22 22:22:22
  They do! by ideur2008-10-22 23:50:26
Windows Server 2008 by sonja2008-10-22 22:12:16
  first things first: by DerSarek2008-10-22 22:58:30
Time to play "Help me name that tune. Please?" by rorajoey2008-10-22 22:09:48
  sounds a little bit like the title of Dr. Zhivago (n/t) by Argos2008-10-22 23:50:31
  I wanted to say by corwin172008-10-22 23:40:50
  would this help ? by Klaranth2008-10-22 23:32:23
  Blue Danube waltz, I think (n/t) by ag__wyvern2008-10-22 22:34:35
    negative. (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-10-22 23:01:38
if you had a lot of Euros by dennismv2008-10-22 21:58:21
  No. (n/t) by Klaranth2008-10-22 23:21:41
  Only if you knew by DerSarek2008-10-22 23:07:25
unix, vi and Uncle Sam fun . .. by dennismv2008-10-22 21:57:55
  EDLIN. Voted best text editor for 1932! (n/t) by corwin172008-10-22 23:23:25
  EMACS is for commies with speach impediments. (n/t) by Rhinobird2008-10-22 22:23:55
  Psh. REAL *nixers use nano. :P (n/t) by the_diggity2008-10-22 22:23:39
  LOL (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-10-22 22:00:32
What the? I woke up today and found I had missed a by Bellator2008-10-22 21:44:16
  Scammer call, most likely. by werehatrack2008-10-22 21:52:29
Some people have too much time on their hands. by run.dll2008-10-22 21:15:10
  BUT YOU MISSED A HOCKEY GAME! by corwin172008-10-22 23:20:57
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-10-22 21:00:02
Halloween costumes? by lucidpsyche2008-10-22 20:45:17
  Might do Waldo again. Or... by werehatrack2008-10-22 21:43:49
  I was thinking of the old standby.... a tramp. by ag__wyvern2008-10-22 21:37:45
    That's easy! by werehatrack2008-10-22 21:45:25
      that wierd eye thing might be hard to pull off tho (n/t) by Rhinobird2008-10-22 22:25:08
  I made a LOLcat costume... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 21:29:05
    *phew* by kahuana2008-10-22 21:31:02
      Ceiling Cat is watching you master by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 21:47:23
I got used to a widescreen monitor over the... by RetiQlum22008-10-22 20:14:32
Sometimes I wish I belived in that kind of God by Nightwind2008-10-22 19:58:33
  {{{Nightwind}}} by Llyr2008-10-22 22:40:27
    I've done the equivelent by Nightwind2008-10-22 22:47:17
  {{{Nightwind}}} by oot2008-10-22 21:03:04
    thank you by Nightwind2008-10-22 22:08:35
Is there a way to search domain by notdeadyet2008-10-22 19:30:42
  Nope. by werehatrack2008-10-22 20:12:18
    I know where the domain is by notdeadyet2008-10-22 20:31:54
      Not necessarily. by RetiQlum22008-10-22 21:00:57
Gaahhhh by imrambi2008-10-22 19:19:11
Does anyone know anything about solvable groups? by Llyr2008-10-22 18:45:01
  Try Wolfram Mathworld by run.dll2008-10-22 21:07:10
  I think I used to. by bwkaz2008-10-22 19:30:08
    Yeah, I looked, it wasn't. Oh well. (n/t) by Llyr2008-10-22 19:39:05
  umm that would be *no* ;) by Garrinka2008-10-22 19:10:23
50 years later - Springhill mine disaster by run.dll2008-10-22 18:37:57
And... the judge who was taken to the cleaners by ag__wyvern2008-10-22 18:27:32
LOL I'm teaching kidlet computer hardware specs ;) by Garrinka2008-10-22 18:02:22
  Did you teach him about being Mega Bitten? by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 18:58:22
    If I didn't know better by themadkansan2008-10-22 20:00:17
  and for all you new parents out there ;) by Garrinka2008-10-22 18:37:40
    AGH! Squirrel Porn! (Clawing his eyes out) by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 18:56:55
      Is *not* ;) by Garrinka2008-10-22 19:07:10
        RIGHT! *Hentai* Squirrel Porn! =D by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 19:18:48
          Demonic squirrels with tentacles by Rhinobird2008-10-22 22:37:15
Cramming fishbones in my head feels like by toysbfun2008-10-22 17:47:35
  In the morning. Laughing happy fish heads. by kahuana2008-10-22 18:22:06
Memorable Movie Quote: by Adiplomat2008-10-22 17:34:42
Is there a Gmail filter for languages? by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 17:22:03
  It's all Greek to me. (n/t) by corwin172008-10-22 23:10:29
SF Bay Ufies:Mini-meet in Milpitas tomorrow night? by LthrOttr2008-10-22 16:35:19
  early happy bday hon! :) by Garrinka2008-10-22 19:13:24
  Hey LthrOttr, I know it's your birthday tomorrow by Snate2008-10-22 17:48:34
    Scheduling problem on this end... by LthrOttr2008-10-22 17:55:38
  What Nea said. by AndyA2008-10-22 17:22:21
  Why is it always Thursday? by Nea2008-10-22 17:06:30
    Thursday is the new Friday! >) (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-22 17:13:58
      83 is the new pruple. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-10-22 20:09:37
        And XXL is the new slightly-tangy. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-10-22 20:19:41
          vkhzerf is the new w54-stye8gd. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-10-22 20:30:23
  I'll consult the Oracle. by McNutcase2008-10-22 16:47:33
    The Oracle says "No." by McNutcase2008-10-22 18:07:01
  Hmmm. Sure, why not. I've heard Dave and Buster's by Snate2008-10-22 16:41:52
explain this to me by ick2008-10-22 16:34:58
  Probably voltage and current. by werehatrack2008-10-22 20:05:31
  Where is the phone plugged into the machine? by themadkansan2008-10-22 16:54:03
  The USB is faking it. (n/t) by veran2008-10-22 16:48:29
Heeheehee.... Emelda Palin. (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-22 16:26:40
Given the recent stock crash and CDS kerfuffle by Illiad2008-10-22 16:18:24
  What goes around comes around, by Adiplomat2008-10-22 17:30:32
Invoke OOT, Peaceman, Josie by joecrouse2008-10-22 15:59:44
  Vet time, NOW by oot2008-10-22 17:06:24
  Yes. Take him/her to the vet NOW! by firehawk2008-10-22 16:35:50
  That doesn't sound good. by Peace_man2008-10-22 16:26:30
    Im not sure she yaked up stuff that smelled like by joecrouse2008-10-22 19:04:25
      You haven't been to the vet yet? by oot2008-10-22 19:24:56
There is No Such Thing as 'Something For Nothing'. by themadkansan2008-10-22 15:40:26
  Heat is work and work is heat. by McNutcase2008-10-22 16:39:17
    Explains why hot women are attracted to cool guys. by kahuana2008-10-22 16:43:07
  Pithy summation of the first law: "You Can't Win"? (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-22 16:00:33
    TANSTAAFL. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-10-22 16:03:18
      The good news... by beer1002008-10-22 18:19:17
        Nothing. Is. FREE. by themadkansan2008-10-22 18:53:55
  A statement of the laws: by run.dll2008-10-22 15:58:04
    Another version: by bobmon2008-10-22 17:57:14
    Application to finance: by firehawk2008-10-22 16:38:28
    Aww... I should-a read this first :( by kahuana2008-10-22 16:01:48
What kind of 3-5 year old network ONLY does 10Mbps (n/t) by Snate2008-10-22 15:39:46
  Low Bid. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-10-22 17:29:03
  One that was built by the brother of the CEO?(n/t) by Menetlaus2008-10-22 17:23:17
  tin cans and string come to mind (n/t) by corwin172008-10-22 17:01:25
  A very bad one. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 16:38:55
How 'professional' is this? by UGuardian2008-10-22 15:34:33
I dreamt last night I was dead. by Klaranth2008-10-22 15:24:36
  And cokish didn't care as he was happy by Cokish2008-10-23 01:24:29
  ROFL!! Well, after spending a day with him in one by Enzomatrix2008-10-22 23:52:01
    I told you Sonja Bakker is evil by Cokish2008-10-23 01:25:26
  LOL =D I wasn't expecting that =] (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-10-22 16:00:44
  Interesting. by run.dll2008-10-22 15:40:33
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-D (n/t) by Snate2008-10-22 15:30:20
  <Maxwell Smart> Annnd Loving it! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 15:29:45
  :-D! (n/t) by dodrian2008-10-22 15:26:00
{{{{{Ufies}}}}} by Garrinka2008-10-22 15:13:47
  and just where do you think you are going? by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 15:16:41
    I haz no washer or dryer :P by Garrinka2008-10-22 15:22:14
      as long as you didn't lick butt... by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 15:23:07
        *gets earworm* by Lethosos2008-10-22 17:10:45
Completely random question: Last will & Testament by Jeff_UK2008-10-22 14:57:21
  easy way to fix by robertltux2008-10-22 17:59:48
  Usually you would let your family know who has by techi8702008-10-22 14:59:40
    Oh and a safety deposit box is a bad place to keep by techi8702008-10-22 15:01:26
      Really? by kahuana2008-10-22 18:52:57
    My family aren't getting any of my marbles... by Jeff_UK2008-10-22 15:00:29
      You need to name an Executor of your Estate by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 15:18:05
My kitty, Boots, is sick.:( by JustnCase2008-10-22 14:24:02
  repeat( '~', 50 ); (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 16:41:21
  Thanks all. (n/t) by JustnCase2008-10-22 15:04:42
  *thinks healthy kitty thoughts* by Nea2008-10-22 14:35:04
    Good thing you scritched his head and not his by JustnCase2008-10-22 14:38:33
      I volunteer at an animal shelter. by Nea2008-10-22 15:35:29
        besides by robertltux2008-10-22 18:08:50
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (n/t) by shargo2008-10-22 14:32:48
  {{{JustnCase and Boots}}} by bitflipper2008-10-22 14:30:40
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[+] by confused.brit2008-10-22 14:28:41
  *sends good vibes & warm fuzzies to JustnCase & by Silverfire2008-10-22 14:28:19
Life is good by oedlan2008-10-22 13:46:04
  Well, I like cheese... by imperito2008-10-22 14:16:49
  Don't forget the pickled peppers for the nachos! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-22 13:47:33
    talk to by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 13:48:04
      Are you sure that's not ... by PeKaJe2008-10-22 14:21:05
I have 30 minutes left of work by aprylmae2008-10-22 13:32:39
  That reminds me. by Avium2008-10-22 13:44:20
    Owie! And I'm allergic to fish. (I tend to drop by shargo2008-10-22 14:03:56
      *grabs newspaper of thwappage* by firehawk2008-10-22 17:08:42
        Level 10: no f4ing way. by firehawk2008-10-22 17:13:03
          Oh come on, that one's easy. by Skelwar2008-10-22 21:51:00
      *slap* by Avium2008-10-22 14:10:51
        *eats Aviums F... no, not good idea!* by shargo2008-10-22 14:17:50
          Huh... my FF actually still got my old save. by Skelwar2008-10-22 14:21:41
            Oh btw... by shargo2008-10-22 14:28:20
  Sorry, we're all out of musements. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 13:34:06
    but... but... I NEED one. please? *puppy dog eyes* (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-22 13:35:10
      *looks in the back room* by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 13:43:33
        I have a few by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 13:47:32
          Don't be fooled by Ston2008-10-22 13:57:53
        I got them at a fire sale by bitflipper2008-10-22 13:46:14
        If you run out of noyances, I've got extras. by spud2008-10-22 13:45:25
    I made you a musement, but I eated it (n/t) by merlin2008-10-22 13:35:09
Attn: RetiQlum2, I need to keep Betty a bit longer by Hieraco2008-10-22 13:28:37
  Strangely, by Eboreg2008-10-22 14:32:21
    s/know/knew by Eboreg2008-10-22 14:34:21
  Another one?! by DesertRat662008-10-22 14:12:56
  Did that wabbit do the tired old carrot in the bar by NDwight2008-10-22 13:55:09
  When I saw that you needed to by shargo2008-10-22 13:44:35
    still nothing...still waiting... (n/t) by Hieraco2008-10-22 22:37:50
so i think the HDD is borked on my friends by ick2008-10-22 13:10:37
  get SMART? (n/t) by imperito2008-10-22 13:14:53
    hunh? (n/t) by ick2008-10-22 13:20:32
      Missed it by that >.....< much. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-22 14:17:30
      S.M.A.R.T. by vdp2008-10-22 13:22:12
        now i understand. d'oh (n/t) by ick2008-10-22 13:26:25
          got SMART, I see. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:27:01
            The name's Smart. Maxwell Smart. (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-22 14:38:24
Linux chat options besides wall/mail? by asayogure2008-10-22 12:57:36
  ncat :-> (n/t) by bobmon2008-10-22 14:33:29
    That one isn't installed either (n/t) by asayogure2008-10-22 16:23:55
  Doh! Nevermind, I just discovered 'talk' by asayogure2008-10-22 12:59:21
  talk or ntalk? by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 12:59:11
    yuppers, talk does it by asayogure2008-10-22 13:02:42
      Team? You might want to give ytalk a look too by ttlogic2008-10-22 13:14:44
        just checked, and ytalk isn't installed on our... by asayogure2008-10-22 13:34:01
I need a remote controlled alarm clock. by Snate2008-10-22 12:25:29
  There is a great one on the market by run.dll2008-10-22 15:45:42
    ... no jury on earth would convict. by McNutcase2008-10-22 16:42:19
  Make your own? by McNutcase2008-10-22 13:41:49
  Put a normal alarm clock in the bathroom? by dodrian2008-10-22 12:30:13
    Rather obvious once you mention it by Arachnid2008-10-22 13:44:00
      Wireless speakers :-) (n/t) by dodrian2008-10-22 13:48:09
  What about this one by merlin2008-10-22 12:27:24
Social security trust fund by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 11:54:09
  Actually, the problem's NOT life expectancy. by esbita2008-10-22 16:42:30
  TTGTB by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 15:14:38
  Question: what if they try to sell the 100B by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 13:10:24
    That's what I meant by the costs by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 13:15:20
      I would have to disagree a bit about it being by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:00:35
        Obviously, it's all the government by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 14:33:11
          Ok, said that way, I can agree. It does all by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:35:09
  One problem by rfrovarp2008-10-22 12:57:35
    Maybe true, but if it doesn't by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 13:12:14
  The government is going to learn in a few years by altordwm2008-10-22 12:24:21
    The US Government by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 12:33:42
      At some point the loan sharks will come to collect by altordwm2008-10-22 12:49:49
  Seems like there is only one solution. by Peace_man2008-10-22 12:22:35
    But they don't make enough to have much impact. by AndyA2008-10-22 12:29:48
      I guess they could be thrown out after a bit. by Peace_man2008-10-22 12:32:22
        If you will recall, we discussed this yesterday. by merlin2008-10-22 13:01:36
          IIRC the Canada Pension plan pays out based on how by techi8702008-10-22 13:10:52
            Canada has 3 main programs for retirement income. by techi8702008-10-22 13:26:19
              <sarcasm>Only three plans pish, take a look at how by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 13:45:48
                Here's what I've been able to find so far. by techi8702008-10-22 14:04:05
                  Thanks! :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:08:10
                55.5% in 2002-03 by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:52:42
                  Does that include govt health care as well? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:05:14
                    I'm not sure. It may include the federal by techi8702008-10-22 14:09:17
                    It does. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:07:43
                      Thanks, trying to compare apples to apples by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:10:34
                        Well... by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:22:32
              Ah, thanks. It looks like Canada is well by Peace_man2008-10-22 13:37:36
                If things go as planned I'll only be able to by techi8702008-10-22 13:46:20
                Unless too many people are paid out. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:43:24
            IIRC it's not a matter of how much, but by Peace_man2008-10-22 13:12:22
        baby boom followed by a baby bust by altordwm2008-10-22 12:42:05
        Pesky people insist on living longer... by esbita2008-10-22 12:41:12
          Easy answer. by Peace_man2008-10-22 12:44:11
            Easier answer: by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:05:41
              What do you recommend investing in? by cristobal2008-10-22 13:11:53
                Yes by DesertRat662008-10-22 14:01:07
                  The GF lost a bundle because 3/4 of it by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 15:28:35
                Ask the financial advisor of your trust. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:17:44
              ??? by Peace_man2008-10-22 13:10:52
                Three things: by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:14:30
                  I disagree by cristobal2008-10-22 13:41:37
                    Yes, everybody does. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:45:41
                      That is not a bad idea on the face of it by cristobal2008-10-22 13:51:03
                        The main downside I can see with this is by Peace_man2008-10-22 13:56:31
                          Only if they are kept stupid. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:58:16
                            Oh yes, please! by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:21:18
                              Am I speaking English? by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:25:49
                                I'm responding in kind to your comment of by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:33:04
                                A little tangent: by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:38:00
                        Bonds do, with little risk. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:56:15
                  Ah yes. Soup kitchens. by Peace_man2008-10-22 13:35:27
                    It's already the world we live in by bitflipper2008-10-22 13:40:15
                      I hope your family can support them well. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:48:31
                        "Well?" No. by bitflipper2008-10-22 14:08:20
                          Wish I could offer more than prayers, but it'll by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:24:59
                            :-) It helps, believe it or not by bitflipper2008-10-22 14:28:03
                              Been p*ss poor until recently. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:29:56
                                I thank you for the term "honor" by bitflipper2008-10-22 14:37:53
                                Still, doing good deserves praise. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:39:09
                                I'm not *rich*, but I am an engineer by bitflipper2008-10-22 15:10:01
                                :) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 15:13:52
                                I just can't help but worry about those by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:38:49
                                There are such, and their plight may be dire by bitflipper2008-10-22 15:01:13
                                Thanks for the praise - makes me proud to be by Peace_man2008-10-22 15:15:50
                    Peace_Man that doesn't appear to fit his statement by cristobal2008-10-22 13:39:21
                      You tell me what will happen with those by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:02:57
                        False dichotomy. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:55:52
                          Dichotomy, yes. by Peace_man2008-10-22 15:01:13
                            Uh-huh. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 15:12:44
                              I'm not convinced that charity will fill the by Peace_man2008-10-22 15:47:50
                    Ah, ran out of arguments again? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:38:32
                      I see this makes you uncomfortable. by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:23:01
                        I'll give you answers. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:24:19
                          You keep saying 'fallacy'. by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:35:41
                            Non sequiturs, apeal to emotion. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:39:55
                              Yes, I know the names of many logical by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:59:41
                                No, it is not the central point. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 15:09:49
                  It doesn't even need a bubble to burst by bitflipper2008-10-22 13:33:39
                simple, don't invest in schemes that are by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 13:14:29
            Or government run health care. by altordwm2008-10-22 12:50:52
              Not to nitpick by cristobal2008-10-22 12:58:53
                I trade 2 years of my life to get procedures now. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:08:38
                  I was being a bit faceitious by cristobal2008-10-22 13:19:18
                    Those are emergencies. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:24:04
                      Not sure about NHS by cristobal2008-10-22 13:35:48
                        In months That's great. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:47:25
                          Wonder why my US mother in law has been waiting by vetitice2008-10-22 14:32:45
                            Don't get me started on the VeteransAdministration by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:50:36
                            Never said that the US system is well-functioning, by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:33:51
                              You said waiting months for a hip didn't happen by vetitice2008-10-22 15:51:01
                Does Canada have the same track record by altordwm2008-10-22 13:01:25
                  Now, now. If I didn't know any better, that by Peace_man2008-10-22 13:08:16
                    Now, now. If I didn't know any better, that by merlin2008-10-22 13:17:27
                    I'm proud of the form of government, by altordwm2008-10-22 13:15:15
                    Say, how does it feel if 90% of one's economy by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:10:13
                      It's a lot like sleeping with a 800 lb. gorilla by Peace_man2008-10-22 13:14:18
                        Well, have fun once the US social security system by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:18:33
                          Strangely enough, I gave good reasons by Peace_man2008-10-22 13:42:36
                            That's nice. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:57:06
                          I don't necessarily think it *HAS* to. by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 13:22:42
                            Sorry, but no. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:26:32
                              He did offer by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 13:29:11
                                It's like giving a dieing patient painkillers. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:32:46
                                You say that like it's a bad thing. by vetitice2008-10-22 13:51:45
                                Missed the point. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:54:31
                                Depends where I was aiming. by vetitice2008-10-22 14:12:27
                                Still missed it. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:23:20
                                It's the tone I get from your posts by vetitice2008-10-22 14:40:47
                                Let me put it this way: by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:43:54
                                True. by vetitice2008-10-22 14:57:14
                                First, I make sure that by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 15:06:05
                                Thanks for the explaination. by vetitice2008-10-22 15:18:56
                                I do give the benfit of the doubt, or try to. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 15:23:44
                                You also have to realize that society has changed by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 15:15:30
                                I think you have hit on the crux of what is by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 13:49:56
                                Define "fair". by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:53:27
                                Exactly, if more $$ goes out than in... by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:02:23
                                have a constantly changing payout amount? by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 13:35:46
                                Or freeze it at the current payout? by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:39:58
                  In messing up our lives and everything they touch? by cristobal2008-10-22 13:07:54
                    In terms of authority, that's backwards by bitflipper2008-10-22 14:26:34
                      Right, supposedly all rights not reserved by by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:38:12
                        And, in practice, by bitflipper2008-10-22 14:45:26
                          Let me answer that a different way: by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 15:08:16
              Early inheritance! \o/ by esbita2008-10-22 12:52:35
            Or, raise the retirement age. by esbita2008-10-22 12:47:24
        Yeah, there was an error in the calculations. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 12:37:45
        One problem is that Baby Boomers by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 12:35:45
          s/that/the by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 12:36:50
    Better idea. by lheggland2008-10-22 12:29:01
      They can't. It's *gone*. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-10-22 13:05:39
        So cut our losses now by bitflipper2008-10-22 13:24:42
      Where is the social security in that? (n/t) by Peace_man2008-10-22 12:33:27
        Social security isn't the government’s job. by lheggland2008-10-22 12:46:14
          Does cutting the losses also mean by Peace_man2008-10-22 13:15:57
            We need to wean people off goverment dependency. by lheggland2008-10-22 13:34:32
              What about fellow UFies? by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 16:55:04
                How is stealing from them helping them? by lheggland2008-10-22 18:02:58
                  Interesting by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 22:30:39
                It's those Ufies that can ill afford the taxes by esbita2008-10-22 17:07:02
                  Oh, good. by Peace_man2008-10-22 22:28:04
            That's neither what he said nor implied and you by merlin2008-10-22 13:22:31
              Do you see any flaw in the logic chain? by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:27:23
                Let's see... by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:32:40
                  He did not indicate any other option. by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:47:08
                    You still made an assumption about what he though. by techi8702008-10-22 15:05:27
                      You are certainly welcome to ask. by Peace_man2008-10-22 16:32:58
                    What ever happened to personal responsibility? by lheggland2008-10-22 15:00:27
                      Are you saying that everybody is by Peace_man2008-10-22 16:22:59
                        Everyone is responsible for their own welfare. by lheggland2008-10-22 16:44:26
                          You keep making statements that are by Peace_man2008-10-22 16:54:16
                            How is it false? by lheggland2008-10-22 17:48:28
                              Ah, well, there is a difference between those two. by Peace_man2008-10-22 22:21:04
                    Another fallacy: False dichotomy. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:53:03
              Business as usual, really. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:27:40
            Those in the now.. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:21:14
              People are diverse. There are many kinds by Peace_man2008-10-22 14:43:17
                If you were *able* to prepare and chose not to by esbita2008-10-22 16:56:31
                if you want to live moment-to-moment, that's your by jmaxsohmer2008-10-22 16:55:17
                  You speak as if you believe that people are by Peace_man2008-10-22 22:23:49
                The Ant and the Cricket. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 14:52:36
                  Do you take that fable to be an argument by Peace_man2008-10-22 15:52:58
        I invest my money better than the government. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 12:36:32
          That may take care of your security. by Peace_man2008-10-22 12:45:58
            Social security wasn't set up for parity by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:02:04
              Personally, I prefer the Canadian system. by Peace_man2008-10-22 15:25:11
Why does my keyboard misbehave? by imrambi2008-10-22 11:51:39
  That's okay by Lethosos2008-10-22 12:01:44
  In the "odd" program by subbywan2008-10-22 11:56:40
    More like it's using AZERTY in that other program by mtlqc2008-10-22 21:18:51
    But why would it all of a suddent start using it? by imrambi2008-10-22 11:59:28
      Do your coworkers like you? :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 12:00:53
        No remote administration enabled by imrambi2008-10-22 12:06:21
  PEBKAC :) (n/t) by merlin2008-10-22 11:56:22
    Heh. by kahuana2008-10-22 12:02:29
    No its PEBKQC is the odd program. (n/t) by imrambi2008-10-22 12:00:34
Where to find pushy salespeople? by oot2008-10-22 11:35:03
  I can redirect our office phoneline to you? by Jeff_UK2008-10-22 15:06:53
  Used car lot? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:27:02
  Discount appliance stores. (n/t) by Silverfire2008-10-22 14:20:49
  Any mall with Kiosks, especially for mobile phones (n/t) by Ston2008-10-22 12:18:15
    or hand cream...or curling irons by TechisSO2008-10-22 12:24:08
      Kiosks for Dead Sea cosmetic products (n/t) by vdp2008-10-22 13:33:15
        Those guys grate on my nerves.... by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:33:17
      There is a morning DJ here ... by Ston2008-10-22 13:07:30
      Huh. I've just gotten to the point by bitflipper2008-10-22 12:29:43
        Both of these guys were really agressive by TechisSO2008-10-22 12:36:03
          I'm 6'2", 200lbs, balding, and wear a full beard by bitflipper2008-10-22 12:49:53
  Bridal Gown store by imrambi2008-10-22 12:15:54
    I can *never* get them to notice me in those. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-10-22 13:06:46
      They just don't have anything in your size. :-| (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-22 13:09:44
  How about a little empathy? by esbita2008-10-22 12:12:25
    I will be polite by oot2008-10-22 12:26:58
      As the economy sours... by esbita2008-10-22 12:35:56
        One way to avoid that is to find out if the store by Silverfire2008-10-22 14:26:14
          Don't bet on it. by bimkins2008-10-22 14:53:27
      not to mention by aprylmae2008-10-22 12:29:11
        ...good point by oot2008-10-22 12:35:10
  Any place where they work on commission. by corwin172008-10-22 12:02:47
  If you have a Game/Gamestation nearby by Diorama2008-10-22 11:59:07
  Find a We-Are-Not**-A-Pyramid-Scheme sales person? by kahuana2008-10-22 11:54:05
  Timeshare seminars by subbywan2008-10-22 11:46:33
    What are those? by oot2008-10-22 12:00:22
      Malls, infomercials, etc by subbywan2008-10-22 12:09:42
        Over-priced? by Lethosos2008-10-22 12:11:28
          Everything I've ever seen was significantly by subbywan2008-10-22 12:15:07
  Be careful... by sazzer2008-10-22 11:40:55
    Already planned against that by oot2008-10-22 11:42:17
      Oh - they can be sneaky though by sazzer2008-10-22 11:47:03
        Buying things isn't really the problem by oot2008-10-22 11:58:43
          The "squeak an excuse and run away" method... by firehawk2008-10-22 16:46:29
  auto dealership (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:39:00
    :-) by oot2008-10-22 11:44:57
  There's a shortage? by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:37:02
    great minds think alike by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:48:17
      Had something similar by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:59:46
    I'm drawing a blank... by oot2008-10-22 11:40:44
  Mobile phone store? by dodrian2008-10-22 11:36:42
    That will depend on the store though by Diorama2008-10-22 11:54:54
    Yes! Great idea! (n/t) by oot2008-10-22 11:37:47
Do not pass Go ? what does it mean ? by dennismv2008-10-22 11:26:13
  Reference to Monopoly by Parker Brothers by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 11:31:54
    To be fair... by Lethosos2008-10-22 11:35:00
      Or it could be a reference to all the bailout by merlin2008-10-22 11:58:27
      Otherwise known as the Zimbabwe edition? (n/t) by McNutcase2008-10-22 11:49:17
        To explain: lots of excess zeroes. by McNutcase2008-10-22 12:27:58
        4% inflation* over 40 years. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 11:56:41
          Monopoly has been around by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 11:59:48
            Well, 75 years of 4% inflation, then. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 12:01:36
              According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics' by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 13:26:12
                Wow, I didn't even guess that bad, too. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:28:20
                  No - pretty darn close. by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 13:33:24
                    Yeah, I've been told I can eyeball rather well. by CynicalRyan2008-10-22 13:59:51
        Monopoly: Here & Now edition by Lethosos2008-10-22 11:53:08
          Yup, everything has been multiplied by 10,000. by altordwm2008-10-22 12:16:04
  referencing the board game "Monopoly" by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:27:45
  the boardgame Monopoly (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2008-10-22 11:27:09
Nnnnnooooommmmm nnnnoooommmm nnnooommm nnoomm nom by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:10:48
  I went to Walgreens looking for that stuff, by hadji2008-10-22 11:23:58
    *offers hadji some candy* by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:30:13
    I was having a horrible time finding any by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:26:36
  Ok, I've had a few pieces and my jaw is sore by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:17:26
    Gah!!!! No! Bad hand, BAD!!! by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:22:53
      Oh, *so* many Friday-ish comments, that invites... by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:24:50
        Every day is Friday! >) by Lethosos2008-10-22 11:31:23
          I suggest a new 4 day week by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:33:38
            How 'bout by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:35:04
              That's about how my week is now by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:37:43
                Why decide? by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:40:38
                  not enough room in our bedroom for naked dancing by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:42:47
                    So send 'em out for the booze. ;-) (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:44:05
  O.o?!? by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:13:09
    I'll eat your share too then. by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:15:03
      Waddaya gimme for'em? by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:17:36
        ummmm by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:20:38
          mmm, licorish. by Lethosos2008-10-22 11:30:16
            Trades? by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:33:23
            Take it, I beg you by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:31:36
              *nom noms the licorish* :D (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-22 11:32:33
          Chocolate? :hopeful look: by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:23:39
            sure by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:25:19
              It's a trade, then by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:30:57
HALLLLLP! Please? by LordDominik2008-10-22 11:03:26
  How to get around the U3 autoload by magicka2008-10-22 17:23:36
  SUCCESS!!! by LordDominik2008-10-22 11:15:42
    uhm... by Nessalc2008-10-22 11:20:54
      Oh, it will... by Lethosos2008-10-22 11:27:44
      Seconded (n/t) by Snate2008-10-22 11:24:41
        Magnets, per se, don't by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:28:47
        Well, it did. by LordDominik2008-10-22 11:27:24
    SRSLY? by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 11:19:19
      If it's an oscillating field, it might work by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:21:55
      Absolutely by LordDominik2008-10-22 11:21:20
        Were you able to format them after that? (n/t) by funtime2008-10-22 15:02:32
  I hate those. by Snate2008-10-22 11:09:36
  I have a bunch of those. Cruzer? by voxwoman2008-10-22 11:06:13
    It's that stupid U3 thing. by Nessalc2008-10-22 11:09:48
      Here a link that should help by Snate2008-10-22 11:13:09
    Yep... by LordDominik2008-10-22 11:08:17
  Diskpart (n/t) by oot2008-10-22 11:05:35
    Woops! by oot2008-10-22 11:06:51
Attn: Psudo-Zombies by Rogue19712008-10-22 10:39:14
  *peeks into skull for the juicy bits* by firehawk2008-10-22 16:49:48
  *purees and drinks Rogue's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 11:01:46
    That reminds me... by Nessalc2008-10-22 11:34:04
      No, but it's know to be blendable. by Lethosos2008-10-22 11:55:49
  It comes with its own gravy! by Avium2008-10-22 10:49:09
  *pokes at it a bit* by Lethosos2008-10-22 10:43:46
  Sudo-zombies? is it a new kind of all-powerful zom by joresgump2008-10-22 10:40:29
    No, it's the latest decongestant from Johnson & Jo by bitflipper2008-10-22 10:53:17
      Nope...it's a Linux command... by firehawk2008-10-22 16:50:59
Whee! by sgrunt2008-10-22 10:32:35
  Congrats!!! (n/t) by morenna2008-10-22 16:52:23
  GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDEESSSSS!!!!!!!! by joresgump2008-10-22 10:37:01
    You again! by sgrunt2008-10-22 10:48:47
      Me again! by joresgump2008-10-22 11:05:30
        Us again! by firehawk2008-10-22 16:52:13
        takes an awfully long time to type that way... by Nessalc2008-10-22 11:11:34
  Conga Rats! And rhumba ones, too! by bitflipper2008-10-22 10:33:36
    polka rats!!!! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-22 11:04:50
      Hungarian Sabre Dance Rats!! by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:11:35
        I thought it was Khachaturian's Sabre Dance by Nessalc2008-10-22 11:13:26
          My bad; I couldn't remember the composer... by bitflipper2008-10-22 11:15:47
            I actually remember the composer's name by Nessalc2008-10-22 11:22:46
    Salsa rats too! by joresgump2008-10-22 10:38:06
      *eats joresgump's brains with salsa* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 16:52:42
  *eats sgrunt's grades* >) (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-22 10:33:25
    You again! by sgrunt2008-10-22 10:48:32
      *eats sgrunt's keyboard and mouse* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 16:53:06
what do you do when you can't by ick2008-10-22 10:21:20
  I use a modified OODA loop by DesertRat662008-10-22 11:32:44
  Shoot in the dark/fix what you can by oot2008-10-22 10:38:06
  3dmark should do the trick. by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 10:34:23
  depends by weedwacker012008-10-22 10:27:33
  Make the owner come freeze it up while you watch (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-22 10:27:29
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  Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Nea2008-10-22 13:36:57
  As a peace-nik Canuckistani... by Avium2008-10-22 10:47:53
  NON-FYOS OPEN COMMENTS by corwin172008-10-22 10:41:41
  I could see the liability lawsuits flying already by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 10:29:21
    ^^ Beverage Warning!! ^^ by bitflipper2008-10-22 10:30:44
      ;-D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 10:32:11
  Heh. by hadji2008-10-22 10:12:43
    I was about to say the same thing by DesertRat662008-10-22 10:14:25
      Yeah, know that feeling... by bitflipper2008-10-22 10:25:19
      Would certianly be tempting... by abaron2008-10-22 10:17:05
Hibernation sure can cause some weird behaviour. by kahuana2008-10-22 09:40:37
  So you've met my SO in the morning? (n/t) by werehatrack2008-10-22 10:01:45
  I expected by jiteo2008-10-22 09:48:39
    *snrk!* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 09:49:00
  Screenshots where we can see them by sgrunt2008-10-22 09:46:27
    I'll have to fetch them off the machine at wr0k. by kahuana2008-10-22 11:56:46
I was just rejected by imrambi2008-10-22 09:39:29
  So? They'll NEVER take mine... =} by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 17:14:01
    They won't take mine, either. by ChuckAB2008-10-22 18:48:52
  How ironic. (n/t) by imperito2008-10-22 13:13:18
  imrambi.iron--; by joresgump2008-10-22 10:42:22
    joresgump.brain >> firehawk.stomach; by firehawk2008-10-22 16:55:55
  Quick! Somebody get a magnet! (n/t) by corwin172008-10-22 10:39:02
    Do you want him to face north or south? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-22 13:10:38
      Let's put an electro-magnet on the ceiling by corwin172008-10-22 14:12:56
        Stand in the place where you are. by kahuana2008-10-22 14:19:09
  imrambi is Iron Man? (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 09:58:34
  interesting... by Nessalc2008-10-22 09:53:45
    Mine was by imrambi2008-10-22 09:58:31
      Did you get enough to drink before? by PeKaJe2008-10-22 10:01:22
        Just my normal drinks by imrambi2008-10-22 10:03:16
  Too much or too little? (n/t) by Sonri2008-10-22 09:50:14
    Too much (n/t) by imrambi2008-10-22 09:56:39
Why is Lord Porkrind the top geek? by Tyop2008-10-22 09:32:58
  suppressing ... need ... to ... post ... non-FYOS by corwin172008-10-22 10:38:03
I've had this Lesiëm disc for five years... by bitflipper2008-10-22 09:23:54
  o.O Mistaking Klingon for French? by firehawk2008-10-22 16:57:03
My coworker passed away last night by TechisSO2008-10-22 09:01:42
  I'm so sorry. {{{TechisSO and all involved}}} (n/t by morenna2008-10-22 16:54:18
  Condolences for TechieSO & Ron's family. (n/t) by Silverfire2008-10-22 14:35:03
  The hockey world mourns with you. by corwin172008-10-22 10:33:05
    {{{To all involved and affected}}} (n/t) by radiowave9112008-10-22 10:51:24
  {{friends and family}} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 10:29:57
  My condolences. (n/t) by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 10:17:37
  My condolences (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-10-22 09:44:05
  {{{TechisSo and those who knew Ron}}} (n/t) by morguerabbit2008-10-22 09:18:40
  Condolences (n/t) by voxwoman2008-10-22 09:13:32
  My condolences {{{TechisSO}}} by bitflipper2008-10-22 09:08:16
  {{{TechisSO and loved ones of deceased}}} by aprylmae2008-10-22 09:04:22
Oh yeah, new shiny. by jiteo2008-10-22 08:54:44
fish piccies by confused.brit2008-10-22 08:26:27
  I think you will enjoy the white cloud mountain by morguerabbit2008-10-22 09:22:30
  Is that y2kdragon in the 2nd one? by firehawk2008-10-22 08:27:48
    Hey now by y2kdragon2008-10-22 09:17:22
      Its a dragon statue in the aquarium (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-22 09:33:33
        A y2kdragon statue, commemorating the soup. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 17:06:06
    Nah. Thats known as the wyrm. by confused.brit2008-10-22 08:34:23
      Cool...I didn't even know you could get shrimp by firehawk2008-10-22 17:06:57
Are there any UFies in the FL peninsula? by klar_at_work2008-10-22 08:25:38
  I'm pretty much in the "wang" part... by Lethosos2008-10-22 10:33:01
  lab_rat and shorty82 of the top of my head (n/t) by emlaabs2008-10-22 08:32:41
  That's the panhandle. by kelli2172008-10-22 08:32:23
    Or, in the case of Florida... by werehatrack2008-10-22 10:03:34
XKCD. by mekkanik_mike2008-10-22 08:25:30
  *in chorus* by werehatrack2008-10-22 09:31:59
  Altogether now... by Purest2008-10-22 08:38:41
  *prescribes Motrin, summons ob-gyn* by firehawk2008-10-22 08:26:32
*puts sgrunt in stasis* by firehawk2008-10-22 08:24:45
  *eats firehawk's attempt at confinement* by sgrunt2008-10-22 08:30:37
    *hands firehawk a copy of The Forsyte Saga* (n/t) by werehatrack2008-10-22 09:32:57
      *eats the Forsyte Saga, werehatrack, and sgrunt* by firehawk2008-10-22 16:57:54
*sigh* Does anyone else... by FNORDer2008-10-22 08:07:41
  Weeky rsync backup to another box ~10 minutes. by aix tom2008-10-22 08:44:48
  not really a problem for me by Freakazoid2008-10-22 08:23:22
  Yes and Often by UGuardian2008-10-22 08:13:35
    Hmmn. My Temporal breakdown is very different by FNORDer2008-10-22 08:36:25
      I've got an app that runs a backup everynight. I by techi8702008-10-22 08:55:30
I am not in denial by Rogue19712008-10-22 07:55:45
  Reality is a crutch for people who can't play D&D. by SaylorA2008-10-22 09:41:22
  Reality is for people who have no imagination. by werehatrack2008-10-22 09:35:23
  Of course you aren't by y2kdragon2008-10-22 09:18:33
  *denies Rogue1971's denial* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:48:55
  Reality is overrated anyway. by aix tom2008-10-22 07:58:37
    *eats aix tom's concept of reality* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 08:01:38
      *eats sgrunt's concept of eating other concepts* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 08:21:00
        *punches firehawk's and sgrunt's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2008-10-22 09:50:06
        *puts concepts with laxitives all over the place* (n/t) by aix tom2008-10-22 08:34:17
Ordnance-Corner for UFies by SaylorA2008-10-22 07:41:45
  Uses for more than 19 rounds... by firehawk2008-10-22 08:02:53
    4 and 20 blackbirds! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-10-22 10:24:46
      Nah...that's what pies are for. ;) (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 17:04:48
    Buying in bulk? by dodrian2008-10-22 08:24:43
      I bought 3100 rounds for my last trip to the range by techi8702008-10-22 09:01:01
      My father's house is registered with the state by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 08:39:21
      You don't want to know... by DesertRat662008-10-22 08:29:36
        Not quite that many for me but I have at least by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:39:11
          My stepfather supplies me with all the 12 gauge by SaylorA2008-10-22 08:44:37
      The idea behind the quote was justifying by firehawk2008-10-22 08:25:49
    Multiple assailants, Failures to stop by DesertRat662008-10-22 08:15:07
      well... by jsr2008-10-22 14:21:19
      Bird hunting or multiple tags by rfrovarp2008-10-22 08:58:38
      I know...I don't care what he thinks. by firehawk2008-10-22 08:20:23
        The trick is by DesertRat662008-10-22 08:22:39
          Use a silenced .22 by veran2008-10-22 15:53:56
    In the example given, it would be illegal to use a by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:15:02
      Good points. by firehawk2008-10-22 08:18:04
        That is why if you are going to carry a by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:28:01
        Don't forget the other person by DesertRat662008-10-22 08:27:37
    Target shooting by UGuardian2008-10-22 08:05:43
      True. If any of my friends go thru less than 1000 by firehawk2008-10-22 08:21:44
        I go through at least 500 .22 in my target pistol by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:29:17
  Attn: DesertRat66 question regarding rifles by SaylorA2008-10-22 07:53:35
    Looks like $800 is starting price for a new one by DesertRat662008-10-22 10:13:00
      I took a look at their site and I don't know by SaylorA2008-10-22 10:35:14
        Honestly ARs are easy to build by DesertRat662008-10-22 10:50:21
          Thanks for the info, this should get by SaylorA2008-10-22 12:22:35
    I build mine by DesertRat662008-10-22 08:21:01
      Build your own? by SaylorA2008-10-22 09:10:38
        They're like Legos by DesertRat662008-10-22 10:01:34
          Hmm, I'm beginning to think I'm getting in by SaylorA2008-10-22 10:21:27
            It's best to start simple by DesertRat662008-10-22 10:38:36
              I'm thinking I need to go to a dealer and check by SaylorA2008-10-22 11:34:53
              I shot two rifles with the Holo sights and by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 11:14:00
                I like the circle dot by DesertRat662008-10-22 11:23:10
                  This one had the crosshairs, a double line by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 11:28:13
    Dallas PD uses the Rock River Arms AR platform by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:01:33
At the risk of repeating myself by Rogue19712008-10-22 07:41:00
  Not sure, but I think it was driven by by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 07:47:15
    R-r-r-r-r-rr-r-revenge! by hactar the uhhh2008-10-22 07:55:37
      One of my favorites as well... by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 08:27:43
        ...I must be missing out... by Nessalc2008-10-22 08:35:48
          A fish called Wanda? by Purest2008-10-22 08:43:01
            As I recall... by bitflipper2008-10-22 08:58:20
              That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid. by Avium2008-10-22 14:00:57
            If it's available, it'll be next by Nessalc2008-10-22 08:50:48
          A Fish Called Wanda (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 08:42:46
  Yes. It was S-G-R-U-N-T. Vancouver plates. by firehawk2008-10-22 07:44:02
    *eats firehawk's false allegations* by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:46:35
      Sorry...means BC plates. I know the diff. by firehawk2008-10-22 07:48:20
  No, but just make sure it does not back up! by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:43:40
I currently hate my life. by kelli2172008-10-22 07:30:43
  {{{kelli217}}} by hactar the uhhh2008-10-22 09:23:22
  Somthing like by Imp2008-10-22 08:19:38
  Sorry to hear that. by jdelphiki2008-10-22 07:53:24
    Listening to me kvetch helps. by kelli2172008-10-22 08:15:59
  Confused the red and the blue pill? (n/t) by UnFair2008-10-22 07:52:50
  *parades around naked in front of Kelli217 by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:35:42
    *aims Barrett .50 carefully from 1000m away* by firehawk2008-10-22 07:41:03
      Eye-yi-yi! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:46:03
        *starts aiming at pirate hat* by firehawk2008-10-22 07:49:02
          Oy, that is sgrunts job! Hey sgrunt!...Firehawk by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:51:05
            *eats firehawk's claims* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:59:00
              *eats sgrunt's territory* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 08:22:24
    O-kay, now you've just turned kelli's blue day... by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:40:32
      *flips bitflipper's bits, making him speak Yoda* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 07:42:10
        *firehawk's brainz I eat* (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:45:27
          BWAHAHAHA! Zombieism doesn't work backwards. by firehawk2008-10-22 07:50:04
      Oy, I am not *that* white....*looks down* by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:41:55
  {{{{ Kelli217 }}}} by karl-henrik2008-10-22 07:35:11
    No, the problem is simply money. by kelli2172008-10-22 08:08:49
      Something I've found helpful... by imperito2008-10-22 10:37:10
        GNUCash is decent by Nessalc2008-10-22 11:30:38
      Talk to the bank about the fees. by vetitice2008-10-22 08:50:27
        p.s. {{{ Kelli217 }}} (n/t) by vetitice2008-10-22 10:29:51
        It is supposed to but, if the people that by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:53:00
          I know people who don't use debit cards by vetitice2008-10-22 09:46:31
            Yep, I carry $$ on me to help avoid that by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 10:21:38
      Hey, you can vent by bitflipper2008-10-22 08:31:55
  *sets six pints of bitters in front of kelli217* by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:33:05
    Did you make sure she has her towel and some by DesertRat662008-10-22 07:33:42
      Good points by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:43:35
      And a portal gun! by firehawk2008-10-22 07:35:29
<rant> So I bought C&C3...yes I know EA is teh by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:30:42
  What do you do if a shiney stalls repeatedly? by UnFair2008-10-22 07:59:20
    can't return games to get a refund anymore by Freakazoid2008-10-22 08:10:49
      If I got a game that borkd on an in-spec system by Jeff_UK2008-10-22 08:18:09
        Agreed, but, you have to give them a chance to by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:35:13
          Actually, the opposite may be true here.. by Jeff_UK2008-10-22 08:48:03
            They have a sign up that basically says by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:50:09
              If this was in the UK it is simple. by AndyA2008-10-22 09:25:47
                AND you have a right to inspect the goods.. by Jeff_UK2008-10-22 10:10:54
                  Right, but for it to all stick and let you return by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 10:24:02
                    You have to allow the retailer a chance. by AndyA2008-10-22 11:39:52
                      Never really thought about it. but it makes sense. by Jeff_UK2008-10-22 14:45:36
                        Nor should the person that sold you the sporks :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:52:02
RedHat help? by hadji2008-10-22 07:27:17
  Should be in /etc/X11/xorg.conf by aix tom2008-10-22 07:49:36
    If you don't know the device by imrambi2008-10-22 07:56:43
  A restart of X should fix it by imrambi2008-10-22 07:30:41
    A restart of X didn't fix it. :-( by hadji2008-10-22 07:42:53
W:ET Boomies please? noon UFie time. by klar_at_work2008-10-22 07:14:27
  If my connection works... It's slow but it worked by shargo2008-10-22 07:51:25
    All you need is Glider Assault :) by klar_at_work2008-10-22 08:23:39
      ATM I'm happy if I reach 50kb/s down ;-( by shargo2008-10-22 08:35:49
  Aye aye, captain (n/t) by Vidi2008-10-22 07:50:13
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-10-22 07:08:26
L33t speak plug in for Messenger, heh by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:00:46
  D4 P41|\| !!! by buggy2008-10-23 08:45:51
  Do something useful, by dodrian2008-10-22 13:28:48
    I actually think it translates both ways. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 14:28:31
  Me feelink divided... by shargo2008-10-22 07:30:49
    Feh. Not "old"; "carefully crafted and aged" by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:37:07
      He wrote it mainly as an april fools type joke by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:40:25
        Addmitedly, there is a certain sense of justice by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:51:44
          Psst, I can send you a copy if you want? by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:57:22
            My e-mail addy is by bitflipper2008-10-22 08:14:32
              You can hack me at 127.0.0.1 ;-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:16:44
                MUHAHAHA! Fear my l33t <DISCONNECTED> (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 08:23:04
                  "907 1337?" by werehatrack2008-10-22 09:57:56
                    Bee-dee-DEEP! We are sorry, by bitflipper2008-10-22 10:29:03
Micah had his biopsy yesterday by aprylmae2008-10-22 06:42:19
  {{Apryl & Micah}} by Silverfire2008-10-22 14:39:52
  {{{aprylmae and micah}}} by mridenour2008-10-22 11:31:35
  {{{aprylmae & Micah}}} by Miss L. Anyus2008-10-22 11:11:19
  If it goes more than a couple days, by AnimeJ2008-10-22 09:41:56
    I would normally agree by aprylmae2008-10-22 12:24:57
  {{{aprylmae & Micah }}} (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 07:15:07
  {{{aprylmae}}} {{{micahrw}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 06:55:40
  {{aprymae and Micah}} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 06:53:02
  {{{{{Aprylmae and Micah}}}}} (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-22 06:49:51
  {{{Apryl & Micah}}} by bitflipper2008-10-22 06:46:26
  {{{aprylmae & micah}}} *prays* (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-22 06:43:56
So the world has better chances of winning than I. by Khaar2008-10-22 06:33:54
  What part of the world are we fighting today? (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-22 06:43:07
    The ignorant one of course. (n/t) by Khaar2008-10-22 07:12:48
      Igrnorance only loses when we give up. by firehawk2008-10-22 07:16:17
        Who said anything about morals? (n/t) by Khaar2008-10-22 07:20:01
          Oh, well in that case, spike away. by firehawk2008-10-22 07:22:36
    Same part we fight every night, Pinky... (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-22 06:44:19
it's be nice if CAD had some good news for once (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-10-22 06:19:57
  I think he hates his characters. by hactar the uhhh2008-10-22 06:26:03
    Well, that's one I think I'll just skip by Concept2008-10-22 06:33:38
      it's good character development by perlcat452008-10-22 10:22:54
  Well Lukas seems to be back on track with kate? (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-22 06:22:46
    Weeeellll.... by Sharku2008-10-22 06:38:17
But "OSTRICH" does't use the 'L'... (n/t) by Avium2008-10-22 06:17:36
  However by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 07:14:14
    I take it you've mapped out by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 07:39:55
      Yep.. by Sterling_Ag2008-10-22 08:18:55
  Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of by FNORDer2008-10-22 06:52:06
    CFTLAIOTOATRIS? by Avium2008-10-22 06:54:55
      Whoah! *Totally* Friday misread on that one. (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:12:45
        No you didn't misread. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 07:17:01
          Sure I did by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:24:33
            Check out the message before where the acronym by firehawk2008-10-22 07:25:35
              I assume it has something to do with today's xkcd by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:30:13
              :-D by Avium2008-10-22 07:29:42
  But another word does. :) (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 06:18:38
Must... Ignore... The Voices... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 05:52:04
  Thank You All. =) Here's the results of my day... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 17:04:53
  {{{{ShadowSystems}}}} by joresgump2008-10-22 09:25:15
    I tried to hit Wilson once... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:47:23
  {shadowsystems} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:45:22
  Can you lend me some of those voices please? by klar_at_work2008-10-22 07:17:23
    I'm not allowed to let Them loose any more... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:46:03
  ~shuffles up to shadow~ by confused.brit2008-10-22 07:01:12
    *Snuggles Confused.Brit* Thank You! =} by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:44:46
    *hands c.b some brainz to munch* by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:11:39
      Oi! Give those back! I still need them. by firehawk2008-10-22 07:18:22
        *eats firehawk's need* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:19:34
          *eats sgrunt's desires and wants* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 07:23:18
            *eats firehawk's imagination* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:32:29
              *eat sgrunt's...um...brains* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 07:37:03
                *eats firehawk's "um"* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:39:57
                  *eats sgrunt's "eats"* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 07:44:41
                    *consumes firehawk's vocabulary and keyboard* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 08:09:00
                      appropriates sgrunt's elocution, verbiage, and by firehawk2008-10-22 08:23:50
  {{{Shadowsystems}}} by FNORDer2008-10-22 06:42:20
    Oh, it'll get better... (evil grin) by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:43:41
  Ugh. Sorry man. But at least you can vent here! by Concept2008-10-22 06:26:26
    It did... See my "main reply" to this thread... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:43:02
  SOTM: Diddy Do Wop by Hall and Oates by jdelphiki2008-10-22 06:23:53
    The Voices In My Head tried singing that once... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:42:31
  {{{shadowsystems}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 06:13:00
    *eats sgrunt's "(n/t)"* by firehawk2008-10-22 06:19:31
      You again! by sgrunt2008-10-22 06:55:23
        Me again! by firehawk2008-10-22 07:17:31
          Dangit! by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:20:20
            Hang it! by firehawk2008-10-22 07:26:23
              Eating a black hole? by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:33:18
                Nope...defeating one. by firehawk2008-10-22 07:37:37
                  *eats firehawk's spacetime* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:40:38
                    *eats sgrunt's continuum* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 07:45:09
                      Spanks you both & sets you in opposite corners... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:40:42
  {{{ShadowSystems}}} by firehawk2008-10-22 06:08:58
    Even if it involves C4? =D by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:39:48
  *suspends time* by hactar the uhhh2008-10-22 06:02:05
    (Grins) I want the one from "The Girl, The Gold by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:37:59
    *eats Pocketwatch of All Time* by firehawk2008-10-22 06:09:33
  Wow. The voices just tell me to by aprylmae2008-10-22 06:00:49
    I tried that once... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:30:46
    But, but... by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:09:32
      I try NOT to think of animals... by ShadowSystems2008-10-22 16:33:05
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-10-22 05:30:02
I can has sinus meds? by Rogue19712008-10-22 05:19:13
  *looks around for some C4* by corwin172008-10-22 09:53:21
  Ouch by aprylmae2008-10-22 06:02:02
  {{{ Rogue1971 }}} by karl-henrik2008-10-22 05:45:13
  Get brandy by veran2008-10-22 05:30:30
    snort brandy?!?! by Rogue19712008-10-22 05:36:04
      Yes. It's better that way. by veran2008-10-22 05:37:59
        I'm at work, no brandy here (n/t) by Rogue19712008-10-22 05:43:18
Prohibit climbing the rockery. by voxwoman2008-10-22 04:55:45
  You need to read this... by y2kdragon2008-10-22 05:18:59
Pirates are hard to defeat by veran2008-10-22 04:31:16
  Hire Tagon's Toughs (n/t) by Stibbons2008-10-22 10:21:45
  So, what about this? by DesiredUsername2008-10-22 09:47:52
  First you have to get them to stand still by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 08:54:38
  How about a few decoy ships by DesertRat662008-10-22 07:10:07
    few = several hundred? by AndyA2008-10-22 09:41:17
      Modular designs to make changing appearance easy by DesertRat662008-10-22 10:17:50
        Still doesn't work very well. by AndyA2008-10-22 11:35:01
          It only takes one by DesertRat662008-10-22 11:52:03
            Why does it only take one? by AndyA2008-10-22 12:12:11
              Sow the seeds of doubt by DesertRat662008-10-22 12:35:08
                That wouldn't stop them. by AndyA2008-10-22 13:30:35
                  You're never going to stop them by DesertRat662008-10-22 14:28:03
  The maths: by Vectorz2008-10-22 07:05:29
    I thought you were showing the maths. by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 07:29:52
  Hahahahahahaha! by Avium2008-10-22 06:50:22
  I read a book on modern piracy once by Concept2008-10-22 05:23:33
    Bunch of morons (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-22 07:08:15
      Who and based on what? (n/t) by hej2008-10-22 07:17:35
        The companies by DesertRat662008-10-22 07:33:04
          But results in less dead crew. by AndyA2008-10-22 09:06:21
            Reminds me of an incident during an Officer by DesertRat662008-10-22 10:28:14
            That used to be the policy with hijacked airplanes by SaylorA2008-10-22 09:54:27
              The pirates are after a profit not politics by AndyA2008-10-22 10:58:49
    What do you get if you arm ships' crews? by Peace_man2008-10-22 06:40:39
      They already have chainguns and RPG-7 by veran2008-10-22 16:00:45
      Seems to me they're better armed already by DesertRat662008-10-22 12:36:15
      And what is the solution? (n/t) by rfrovarp2008-10-22 09:03:46
    If it's not software pirates, I'm shooting them by veran2008-10-22 05:28:09
      Fun things to do #1002 by karl-henrik2008-10-22 05:44:40
        Bait ships.. by binkley2008-10-22 06:14:45
          Sounds like Q-ships by Concept2008-10-22 06:22:34
            And the Axis subs used to give warning and gave by Twitchh2008-10-22 06:30:58
              Arming merchant crews is similar by Concept2008-10-22 06:37:56
          PIano wire from the yardarm? Cool! by firehawk2008-10-22 06:18:01
  Yes, they ARRRRR!!! (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-10-22 05:18:04
  Maybe they should send ninjas. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-10-22 05:13:56
    *idea* Pirate ninjas! by firehawk2008-10-22 05:57:50
      Someone mention pirates and ninjas? by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:09:19
      Or ninja pirates! by Concept2008-10-22 06:25:01
Ok........ by cyberspooked2008-10-22 04:16:01
  *shambles in, removes glove, arm falls off* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 05:49:06
  It's that time of year by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:29:44
    Thank you. by cyberspooked2008-10-22 04:46:49
Attn: Motorcycl UFies by confused.brit2008-10-22 04:04:21
  Neat, and nice Ducati :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-22 07:56:07
  18M download warning :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-22 05:52:44
    Yeah...seemed like it was sizable. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 05:56:57
  He is driving on the wrong side of the road! by ideur2008-10-22 04:37:53
    Nope. Its you guys who drive on the wrong side :P (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-22 04:40:09
      Nope. Right=right. Left=*splat by tractor-trailer* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 05:56:11
  I like it by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:28:25
    well kinda. by confused.brit2008-10-22 04:39:35
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-10-22 04:00:02
Get out of my brain, Illiad by archnerd2008-10-22 03:14:16
  What about llamas? by oot2008-10-22 04:24:12
    *drops a llama on oot* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 05:49:40
      "to be a Llama, or not to be a "Llama?, that is... by wibble2008-10-22 06:10:53
        What a dillama. (n/t) by kelli2172008-10-22 07:36:08
          Sounds like something out of Llama and Greg. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 07:51:01
            What's with all the wailing and llamanting? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-22 07:54:18
        *drops wibble on the llama* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 06:12:21
ATTN: confused.brit by firehawk2008-10-22 02:52:54
  Aww sweet. by confused.brit2008-10-22 02:54:59
    ^.^ Zombie telepathy. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 05:50:07
      By the way... by firehawk2008-10-22 07:24:42
        You again! by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:34:12
          Imitation gift? Imitation? That was totally origi by firehawk2008-10-22 07:39:02
            calm down here by Eboreg2008-10-22 10:00:26
Quote-Question by ipsych2008-10-22 02:41:52
  Maybe here. by Dshade2008-10-22 04:46:29
  Something like... by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:24:41
write a program entirely out of gotos and globals by dennismv2008-10-22 01:40:04
  seen something like that before. by Freakazoid2008-10-22 09:09:15
  You want fun? Try arithmatic goto's! by corwin172008-10-22 08:28:13
    Ah, yes. DBL used that. by Avium2008-10-22 10:03:56
  Better yet: by sgrunt2008-10-22 07:25:25
    I already did. It won. :) by Arachnid2008-10-22 07:48:56
  I've worked on that program... by jdelphiki2008-10-22 05:19:56
  No by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:24:02
    I know one guy by dennismv2008-10-22 11:38:24
      Agree about the STL... by Avium2008-10-22 13:34:32
        I kinda like STL by dennismv2008-10-22 21:59:23
  that's common in one case... by rhn2008-10-22 02:57:13
  And do it all in long macros... by DaveK2008-10-22 02:03:25
  goto == bad!!!! by Klymer2008-10-22 02:02:17
    C/C++/Java, one of these by dennismv2008-10-22 11:29:45
      I'm sure it is by Nessalc2008-10-22 11:50:23
        hehe somehow I don't think so . . . (n/t) by dennismv2008-10-22 22:00:21
    This wasn't an RFC; it was a challenge. by firehawk2008-10-22 02:48:09
      we could do it easily: by Klymer2008-10-22 02:50:10
        *All Windows boxes crashing all over the world* by aix tom2008-10-22 03:10:20
          gogos???? by Klymer2008-10-22 05:55:08
            *watching concert* by firehawk2008-10-22 05:59:30
    Direct threaded interpreters. by Arachnid2008-10-22 02:39:18
    goto is not bad. It's just that it's use should be by sazzer2008-10-22 02:16:01
      Which is better? by Arachnid2008-10-22 03:14:05
        That would be one of those situations by sazzer2008-10-22 03:53:38
          So put the return of at the top of the function. by Avium2008-10-22 06:34:14
            My entire point was about not putting returns by sazzer2008-10-22 07:44:46
          The problem with nested code blocks... by jdelphiki2008-10-22 05:44:45
          How would you suggest restructuring it by Arachnid2008-10-22 04:03:20
            I'm a big fan of guard clauses (n/t) by Concept2008-10-22 05:13:16
            If it literally is your original code then by sazzer2008-10-22 04:36:02
              I think your original assertion is overly broad by Arachnid2008-10-22 07:47:57
                Starting to sound like English. by Avium2008-10-22 07:54:14
                  English has perfectly good rules! by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 08:25:48
                    oh, is that all? by Nessalc2008-10-22 08:58:48
                      That's mostly a matter of British versus by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 09:20:39
                        oops, not quite true by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 09:21:27
                          so I'm not the only one confused by it. by Nessalc2008-10-22 10:02:40
      i agree with the return statement by Klymer2008-10-22 02:42:41
    Try breaking out of 5 nested For loops, by Jeff_UK2008-10-22 02:05:21
      break 5; by altordwm2008-10-22 06:22:28
        DWIM(X) (n/t) by Concept2008-10-22 06:38:58
      Easy by Arachnid2008-10-22 02:38:38
      if you must have a 5 time nested for loop by Klymer2008-10-22 02:37:09
      Yes, and very few languages handle that elegantly. (n/t) by MrTrick2008-10-22 02:28:15
AUUUUGH! Can't sleep. by esbita2008-10-22 01:37:12
  {{{esbita}}} by Silverfire2008-10-22 14:42:16
  Let me tell you my views on... by jdelphiki2008-10-22 05:22:52
    I read this again because I can't sleep either. by firehawk2008-10-22 06:11:43
      Try this: by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 06:28:05
        That was agonizing... by firehawk2008-10-22 07:22:09
          I can provide more if desired (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 07:43:18
        zzzz........ (n/t) by esbita2008-10-22 06:54:12
  {{{esbita}}} by shargo2008-10-22 01:48:48
XKCD+Ostrich, ROFLMAO...ß-Þ (n/t) by KreepyKrawly2008-10-22 01:20:14
  But OSTRICH won't use up all 7 letters by voxwoman2008-10-22 04:59:30
    > 50% by Avium2008-10-22 06:42:54
  LOL! by firehawk2008-10-22 01:53:00
"Your Plaxo invitation is about to expire" by Khaar2008-10-22 01:19:27
  So you'll panic and sign up to the thing? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-22 02:58:35
Seems like I'm officially 'old' now. by Control2008-10-22 01:12:52
  looking for something like this maybe? by Freakazoid2008-10-22 08:47:05
  I know what you mean. by JimK2008-10-22 01:50:35
    Both of you, off the lawn! (n/t) by voxwoman2008-10-22 03:14:45
      You have a lawn!? Why, when I was a kid ... by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 05:30:54
        You were a kid!? Why, right after I was born .... (n/t) by aix tom2008-10-22 05:34:54
          scientists discovered the first dirt molecule? by MatthewDBA2008-10-22 05:43:41
            Dirt? That new-fangled sissy stuff! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 06:24:12
Yep. It was fake by FNORDer2008-10-22 01:09:21
  Hey there by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:21:08
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-10-22 01:00:02
So I am looking at eSATA drive enclosures.... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-22 00:50:27
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-10-22 00:49:50
  Oh dear. by Nea2008-10-22 08:45:15
    Yes, we can by Afterburner2008-10-22 08:58:35
      Ooo, you have a new capital... by Nea2008-10-22 09:32:45
        Yes, I finally found the shift key ;-) by Afterburner2008-10-22 09:47:37
          That would be nice... by Nea2008-10-22 09:51:07
            There is that by Afterburner2008-10-22 09:55:32
              It's free money... by Nea2008-10-22 10:16:12
  *steals Bas-O-Matic and runs* by firehawk2008-10-22 06:25:16
    *Programs Orbital LART* by wabbit652008-10-22 07:13:29
      *changes DNA by eating wabbit65's brains* by firehawk2008-10-22 07:46:21
        HA! lotta good that'll do ya by wabbit652008-10-22 09:39:08
  {{{Treehugger}}} Braaainz spiked with sleepytime, by firehawk2008-10-22 05:52:02
  {{{Treehugger}}} by aprylmae2008-10-22 05:51:02
  *walks in, suprisingly awake* by hactar the uhhh2008-10-22 05:36:59
    *shambles up behind hactar expectantly* by firehawk2008-10-22 05:51:31
      I blame sgrunt. by hactar the uhhh2008-10-22 05:58:23
        *eats sgrunt's brains, then chases hadji* by firehawk2008-10-22 06:00:44
          *eats firehawk's tab* by sgrunt2008-10-22 06:10:53
            Ooo. That means I'm not beholden to hactar by firehawk2008-10-22 06:13:19
              Almost forgot... by firehawk2008-10-22 06:20:23
  *puts BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2008-10-22 05:36:07
  Good afternoon by Vectorz2008-10-22 05:03:26
  *stumbles in* by Rogue19712008-10-22 04:29:01
  Unacceptable by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:19:45
  {{{{Hugger of trees}}}} by confused.brit2008-10-22 03:44:21
  *takes a look in the coffee pot... by ozelot2008-10-22 03:33:42
  yes busy *grab Bas* {{{Treehuggerr}}} (n/t) by naqoyqatsi2008-10-22 02:13:35
  *wanders in* by esbita2008-10-22 01:38:16
  {{{{Treehugger}}}} by FNORDer2008-10-22 01:10:53
  {{{Treehugger}} by darthludi2008-10-22 00:56:21
  {{{{{treehugger}}}}} by mekkanik_mike2008-10-22 00:53:09
If only this were true .... :) by LilDragon2008-10-22 00:49:08
  "Debt of Honour", by Tom Clancy. by nix2008-10-22 02:32:44
    Great book! by corwin172008-10-22 09:47:16
  wishful thinking more than anything else. by cyberspooked2008-10-22 01:01:15
Request about SQotD : by klar_at_work2008-10-22 00:31:04
  Not it by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:18:14
    Why, didn't the laser pointer work? by darthludi2008-10-22 04:23:21
      Neither by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:55:22
  Sure, will/would do. by darthludi2008-10-22 00:53:46
  Sure... I'm up... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-22 00:37:22
  I KNEW this was about to happen. :( drat. by klar_at_work2008-10-22 00:31:53
    Not sure "MODS" works unless it's in the subject. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 00:36:05
      Which reminds me, I don't get mercury alerts for by purplepineapple2008-10-22 01:16:44
        not just you... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-22 01:27:37
          I get responses to TLPs that are directly by klar_at_work2008-10-22 01:50:31
<Deleted><Deleted>2008-10-22 01:14:27
  Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-10-22 01:14:39
  MODS: Klar got a lil heavy handed. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-22 00:41:47
    "little heavy" ??? by cokish2008-10-22 13:06:42
      <just looks at cokish> (n/t) by Klaranth2008-10-22 15:10:00
Silly Question of the Day : by klar_at_work2008-10-22 00:28:54
  He buys Marilyn, a Barrett .50 BMG, and goes look by SouthpawPL2008-10-22 09:55:02
  I have Betty. He will call me on the phone. (n/t by Lab Rat2008-10-22 01:09:57
  Purchased by: by FNORDer2008-10-22 00:45:20
  Whoever has it, better sell it back... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-22 00:40:40
  It doesn't matter who has it... by firehawk2008-10-22 00:33:22
  Who's Betty by Spisefisken2008-10-22 00:33:09
    IIRC, his shotgun. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 00:35:12
      Correct. In the newly updated FAQ, we even by klar_at_work2008-10-22 00:58:24
        I guess no one remembers my legendary 2x4 :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-22 01:03:07
          or Nea's (in)famous chipper-shredder (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-10-22 07:01:19
            *eats Nea's chipper-shredder* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 07:27:44
              *gives firehawk a stern look* by Nea2008-10-22 09:40:03
                You could turn it on while it's still inside him by Afterburner2008-10-22 09:49:29
                  Now that's a good idea. by Nea2008-10-22 09:54:30
          =8 by Klymer2008-10-22 02:59:34
          friday marker by cyberspooked2008-10-22 02:04:46
          Indeed, no one remembers you by klar_at_work2008-10-22 01:52:01
            Who are we talking about? by Spisefisken2008-10-22 04:49:26
          *eats mekkanik_mike's legendary 2x4* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-22 01:51:30
Sid vs. Erwin.: ah, sweet irony by RunNeoRun2008-10-22 00:21:32
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!! by Deverant2008-10-22 00:13:26
  Otherwise known as... by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:13:01
  boooooooo (n/t) by Klymer2008-10-22 02:57:37
  SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! (n/t) by rhinobird2008-10-22 00:53:25
  just for that i should type like e e cummings by Divide By Zero2008-10-22 00:33:58
  Is it humor or a mistake that they say by firehawk2008-10-22 00:32:27
  TMTIFOTC by cyberspooked2008-10-22 00:21:39
    Well that one does sort of exist. by Snate2008-10-22 00:28:17
      Small problem by y2kdragon2008-10-22 04:15:42
      Ok, not what I had in mind. by cyberspooked2008-10-22 00:35:12
  But that's my ctrl key.. (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-22 00:18:25
    on my keyboard too by chaotic2008-10-22 04:22:15
  sorry, but that key is missing on my kb... (n/t) by Count_02008-10-22 00:15:43
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-10-22 00:03:54
  Air by mtsinot2008-10-22 08:28:59
    Correct! by Lethosos2008-10-22 12:09:58
      But the Blue dragon by mtsinot2008-10-23 03:56:31
  earth because a giant dragon horking up a by joecrouse2008-10-22 03:23:46
    Incorrect. by FNORDer2008-10-22 05:10:53
  Answer by karl-henrik2008-10-22 00:17:41
    Incorrect. by FNORDer2008-10-22 00:28:29
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-10-22 00:02:48
Translations by Nea2008-10-22 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch (n/t) by mtsinot2008-10-22 04:19:22
    Door mtsinot by mtsinot2008-10-22 04:36:50
  German (n/t) by DerSarek2008-10-22 00:02:32
    Question... by firehawk2008-10-22 06:16:56
      Yepp, German is different there: by DerSarek2008-10-22 06:23:44
        and so on... by UnFair2008-10-22 07:50:15
          Let's just all speak scientific notation. by firehawk2008-10-22 07:52:41
            i'm your ex-potential father, luke by Klymer2008-10-22 08:29:05
        Sounds like French got in the way... by firehawk2008-10-22 07:40:13
    Bavarian / boarisch by tommiRF2008-10-22 01:18:11
      "Trilliona" → "Billiona" by moddermonster2008-10-22 03:55:00
      "omanandado" Wie geil! by DerSarek2008-10-22 02:36:17
        wieso? "omananda do" -> "omanandado" by Klymer2008-10-22 02:51:12
          Jaja, ich weiß. Ich finds ECHT geil! (n/t) by DerSarek2008-10-22 06:21:33
    by DerSarek by DerSarek2008-10-22 00:07:23
      subprime loan by anniyka2008-10-22 04:01:21
        to sign a subprime loan by anniyka2008-10-22 04:03:26
      Korrektur der letzten Zeile: by DerSarek2008-10-22 02:33:07
      Trillion = Billion by Rob322008-10-22 01:30:00
        Absicht! by DerSarek2008-10-22 02:29:35
          Ich glaube es sind TATSÄCHLICH 2 Billionen gemeint by UnFair2008-10-22 05:17:58
            Okay, die zahl hatte ich by DerSarek2008-10-22 06:26:25
        Aber nicht so daneben by tommiRF2008-10-22 01:46:57
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-10-22 00:00:00
  BigBirdHerbiecursedYukatwicedaily by Hieraco2008-10-22 00:01:05
  BigBirdHerbiecursedYukatwicedaily by FNORDer2008-10-22 00:00:57

 

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