The Daily Static
  The Daily Static
UF Archives
Register
UF Membership
Ad Free Site
Postcards
Community
Geekfinder
UFie Gear
Advertise on UF
Forum Rules
& FAQ

Username

Password


Create a New Account

  
Previous Cartoon Email the strip to a friend Cartoon Search Random Cartoon Next Day's Cartoon
Cartoon for Oct 16, 2008
Strip for Oct 16, 2008
  Post new comment   Hide User Comments  Expand Top-Level 
Show Subjects Only  Expand All 
 
it's been fun kids by cyberspooked2008-10-16 23:43:20
Great Rock Female Vocalists? by asayogure2008-10-16 23:15:56
  Heart both the old and new. by Silverfire2008-10-17 08:25:24
  ANNIE LENNOX! by kelli2172008-10-17 07:49:48
  Tina Turner? by keuleJ2008-10-17 03:42:20
  Natalie Merchant. (n/t) by Nashville2008-10-17 00:37:32
  Anneke van Giersbergen (n/t) by ttlogic2008-10-17 00:04:46
  Grace Slick (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-10-16 23:40:28
  Joan Jett (n/t) by retiqlum22008-10-16 23:35:06
  A small list: by PSYCHOI3OY2008-10-16 23:34:36
    Link please! by asayogure2008-10-16 23:47:36
      let's see if this works by PSYCHOI3OY2008-10-17 00:04:39
        Awesome Sauce. Thanks! (n/t) by asayogure2008-10-17 00:06:19
  Amy Lee by jbhannah2008-10-16 23:30:33
    Not looking for Christian rock, s'good by asayogure2008-10-16 23:35:29
      Band name is Evanescence by jbhannah2008-10-16 23:42:39
        Wal-Mart sickens me (n/t) by asayogure2008-10-16 23:45:23
  Tarja Turunen? (n/t) by raptor_872008-10-16 23:30:08
  Oh, and if anyone knows any great IRISH females... by asayogure2008-10-16 23:27:21
    Enya? (n/t) by Hieraco2008-10-16 23:50:01
      Enya isn't rock =( (n/t) by asayogure2008-10-16 23:53:47
        Hmm. What comes to mind by DreadPirate2008-10-17 05:34:16
    Gaelic Storm by jbhannah2008-10-16 23:31:45
      looking them up now (n/t) by asayogure2008-10-16 23:33:51
  Irene Cara by hadji2008-10-16 23:24:50
  Laura Branigan (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 23:23:15
  Pat Benatar by hadji2008-10-16 23:21:57
    I guess I should clarify... by asayogure2008-10-16 23:25:06
      Oh. Don't bother. They're not modern either. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 23:26:51
        understood (n/t) by asayogure2008-10-16 23:28:54
          One nice thing by DreadPirate2008-10-17 05:38:15
UFicle: Content Management question by FNORDer2008-10-16 22:27:11
I love this man's photography. by McNutcase2008-10-16 21:44:01
Puppy question . . . by hadji2008-10-16 21:40:12
  The one thing I have found that helps reliably by Peace_man2008-10-17 00:43:36
  Only if the alarm doesn't sound off. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-10-16 22:01:50
Mandriva fans about?? by robertltux2008-10-16 21:17:56
Words that sound dirty but aren't by rhinobird2008-10-16 21:12:56
  Masticate (n/t) by DreadPirate2008-10-17 05:40:11
  Titmouse. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-10-16 22:54:12
  Wankel Rotary Engine!!! (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-16 22:52:59
  cockpit (n/t) by Klaranth2008-10-16 22:39:52
  Coxswain. by Lab Rat2008-10-16 22:28:25
    Oi! Who do I send the bill for my new keyboard? (n/t) by rhinobird2008-10-16 22:31:59
  cumquat (n/t) by corwin172008-10-16 21:42:48
    Thespian (n/t) by DreadPirate2008-10-17 05:40:28
  Female organisms...a mystery to all men. (n/t) by rhinobird2008-10-16 21:28:17
  Uvula (n/t) by toysbfun2008-10-16 21:26:36
Today has been less than amusing. by ShadowSystems2008-10-16 21:03:42
  That really and completely sucks. by firehawk2008-10-16 23:50:45
  I feel for you. I wish there was somethng I could by Lab Rat2008-10-16 22:21:58
  Dude! that blows by rhinobird2008-10-16 21:27:14
    His dad died last week, iirc. by Silverfire2008-10-16 21:35:48
      I understand. by rhinobird2008-10-16 22:20:05
  {{{{{Shadowsystems}}}}} That is majorly by Silverfire2008-10-16 21:26:23
  That's... incredibly not good. by McNutcase2008-10-16 21:09:42
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-10-16 21:00:01
I have a purring mass of black fur in my lap. by bimkins2008-10-16 19:12:39
  *sneaks up with squirt bottle* by firehawk2008-10-16 23:52:12
  Is likely something called a 'cat'. by themadkansan2008-10-16 19:15:01
    She's safe right now. Too cozy to brandish her cl by bimkins2008-10-16 19:16:50
      *snrk* by themadkansan2008-10-16 19:17:59
        I've been clawed by a happy kitty by sonja2008-10-16 19:24:13
          Yup, ours has a nasty habit of kneeding my legs wi by Intrinsic2008-10-16 20:14:56
          *star paws* is cute but not when by Silverfire2008-10-16 20:09:04
            Naw, Max doesn't get me up there by sonja2008-10-16 20:42:56
              I used to have a kitty large enough by Silverfire2008-10-16 21:30:05
                If it'll help you females feel better... by rhinobird2008-10-16 22:22:38
                0.o by sonja2008-10-16 21:42:05
              Oh yeah. *Nods in complete agreement* by Silverfire2008-10-16 21:27:45
Go Frogs! (n/t) by theymustbidiots2008-10-16 19:10:24
  Damn French... (n/t) by rhinobird2008-10-16 21:03:09
    And Jeremiah was a frenchman...that's why he had.. by rhinobird2008-10-16 21:05:28
      I thought Jeremiah was a bull frog by cyberspooked2008-10-16 21:51:41
        That's what I'm talking about by rhinobird2008-10-16 22:23:46
  Fro Gogs? (n/t) by themadkansan2008-10-16 19:15:32
    Fo Grogs. (n/t) by taitano2008-10-16 20:13:54
      Free Grog! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-10-16 20:26:22
        *glrk-glrk-glrk-glrk* by themadkansan2008-10-16 20:35:29
          *wibble* Four Gregs! *thwump* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 23:52:55
Invoke: UFICLE - Windows misbehavior by ChuckAB2008-10-16 19:00:30
  I wonder if "NET USE" might be your solution? by kahuana2008-10-16 19:04:46
    Nope. by ChuckAB2008-10-16 19:09:50
      Why is it restricted? by retiqlum22008-10-16 19:31:44
        There are a lot of things that USERS can't do. by ChuckAB2008-10-16 19:43:14
          Well, you could by DerSarek2008-10-16 22:15:28
TTGTB by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:57:25
Healing prayers, vibes needed by Lab Rat2008-10-16 18:50:41
  *dashes into garage and fires up Vibe-o-Matic* by firehawk2008-10-16 23:55:52
  good luck by cyberspooked2008-10-16 20:30:19
    It's a removable boot/cast so that's by Lab Rat2008-10-16 20:41:12
      several? by cyberspooked2008-10-16 21:53:34
        No. Daddy wouldn't pay for clown college. by Lab Rat2008-10-16 22:04:13
  Good luck! by Silverfire2008-10-16 20:09:56
    Thanks :-) (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-10-16 20:24:32
  vibes sent by voxwoman2008-10-16 19:37:00
    Thanks. That darn cat! by Lab Rat2008-10-16 20:23:48
  Good luck. (n/t) by retiqlum22008-10-16 19:32:40
  good luck hon :) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:58:17
    Thought about it. I think my doggie wants it by Lab Rat2008-10-16 19:38:53
    Or throw it in the toilet of a navy ship. by hadji2008-10-16 19:28:10
      nurgggg :P ;) kk my nappy time :) by Garrinka2008-10-16 19:30:12
      WHY!???!??!?? ... did I click on that??!?!?!?!? by ChuckAB2008-10-16 19:30:05
        What he said. (n/t) by retiqlum22008-10-16 19:33:38
  Oh. O-kay, that's cool ~~~{{{Lab_Rat}}}~~~ by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:53:13
    I had the same thought :) {{{Lab_Rat}}} by radiowave9112008-10-16 18:54:56
      Me too. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-10-16 18:55:27
Power corrupts but... by Nightwind2008-10-16 18:33:35
  That reminds me.... by radiowave9112008-10-16 18:42:45
  Aw, geez! Archives back to '98! by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:38:28
    There's a problem there by Nightwind2008-10-16 19:35:37
      No, if you go "back", there's only color back to by hobbs2008-10-16 23:06:33
        Relevant link: by hobbs2008-10-16 23:08:54
  ...lack of power cripples. by sgrunt2008-10-16 18:34:54
Unix beards: sexy or not? by toysbfun2008-10-16 18:23:26
  o.0 please explain? :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:25:49
    Think Sid. by toysbfun2008-10-16 18:30:35
      I like beards on men visually. by Silverfire2008-10-16 21:40:58
      umm *no*.. with stipulations... :) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:39:45
        Awwwww... :sniffle: by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:43:12
          I just said due to mental images :) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:47:36
            Well, yeah, I think I can grok that by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:50:05
              umm does it depend on where they are located? ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:52:28
                :grin: by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:54:39
                  thanks .. also in that vein.. by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:56:28
                    actually we like it when women by cyberspooked2008-10-16 19:20:53
                      I thought that was by Silverfire2008-10-16 21:38:05
                        There is that. by cyberspooked2008-10-16 22:04:57
                          Just have to be wary ... by rhinobird2008-10-16 22:25:45
                            ok so when did good conversation by cyberspooked2008-10-16 22:59:21
\o/ by sgrunt2008-10-16 18:06:34
  *eats sgrunt's prediction* by firehawk2008-10-17 00:10:27
  Now you can make robotic brains! \o/ (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 18:29:38
  Can you predict tachyons, squarks, or photinos? ;) (n/t) by raptor_872008-10-16 18:17:25
    Tachyons are what make Post-It(tm) notes work. (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-16 18:30:25
    Why stop at QM? by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:19:47
      Argh. Yeah, yeah; I know... by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:21:07
    Not yet. :-p (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-16 18:19:10
      Admittedly tachyons are more of a Relativity thing (n/t) by raptor_872008-10-16 18:21:26
I wish I knew what to do by Rogue19712008-10-16 18:05:07
  How's MediumRogue taking it? by sonja2008-10-16 18:23:58
    She is taking it well as far as I know by Rogue19712008-10-16 18:31:55
      Perhaps by sonja2008-10-16 18:49:48
  easy.. by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:14:36
  All you can do... by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:13:49
As a tangent to Illiad's post about atheists . . . by hadji2008-10-16 18:03:53
  Better book her for an appearance on Coast to Coas by Hieraco2008-10-16 23:40:58
    Feh. It's gone down hill. by hadji2008-10-16 23:57:23
  problem with nothingness is by cyberspooked2008-10-16 20:10:33
    Not entirely true. by Illiad2008-10-16 20:59:58
      Even then, by your definition, by corwin172008-10-16 21:21:42
        I think he's referring to the fact that by hadji2008-10-16 21:26:00
          You can still be a strong atheist by corwin172008-10-16 21:38:15
            Again, Illiad clearly defined his terms and by hadji2008-10-16 21:49:02
    Yeah, right. by corwin172008-10-16 20:44:10
      Atheism is a strong belief in that nothing exists. by cyberspooked2008-10-16 22:12:38
        Doesn't this argument become purely by hadji2008-10-16 22:31:22
          The point I'm trying to make is by cyberspooked2008-10-16 22:49:02
            You are wrong by PeKaJe2008-10-16 23:15:08
            When I think of "religious", I think of by hadji2008-10-16 23:08:42
              easy by cyberspooked2008-10-16 23:30:59
                To address your first point in two parts . . . by hadji2008-10-16 23:48:47
        clarification by cyberspooked2008-10-16 22:19:13
    Many atheists are. by hadji2008-10-16 20:36:05
      Just as an example, there's James Randi. by hadji2008-10-16 20:38:43
        I probably could meet his challenge by cyberspooked2008-10-16 21:00:05
          Well, then . . . by hadji2008-10-16 21:02:05
            Here's a more informative link. by hadji2008-10-16 21:05:19
              Even more info, with the 16 official rules. by hadji2008-10-16 21:08:23
                rule 12 by cyberspooked2008-10-16 21:17:46
                  I don't think rule 12 is a strict rule. by hadji2008-10-16 21:23:37
                    actually by cyberspooked2008-10-16 21:41:23
                      Coupla things . . . by hadji2008-10-16 22:14:15
                        I really don't think rule 12 fits in that catagory by cyberspooked2008-10-16 22:34:47
                          So, assuming these things exist, by hadji2008-10-16 23:11:01
                            to the public at large by cyberspooked2008-10-16 23:40:34
        Oh, the prize is a million bucks. by hadji2008-10-16 20:47:35
  So are you extrapolating that experience by corwin172008-10-16 20:10:16
    Then what's the point of the question when you by hadji2008-10-16 20:26:19
      Because, there is a conflict between by corwin172008-10-16 21:12:07
        Your belief is correct. :-) (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 21:19:56
          Thank you! by corwin172008-10-16 21:23:40
            \o/ (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 21:24:03
  guys I'm sorry I have to stop talking about this.. by Garrinka2008-10-16 19:09:12
    When my mom crossed the pond, she by hadji2008-10-16 19:23:58
      so sorry hon *hugs*... by Garrinka2008-10-16 19:28:26
  actually it is *quite probable* .. by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:21:04
    "Some _scientists_ theorize?" *ahem* by kahuana2008-10-16 18:40:54
      no hon :) there are actually *scientists* by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:50:24
        Paranormal science is actually Ecneics. (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-16 18:58:41
          thank hon.. been awhile since I picked up a book by Garrinka2008-10-16 19:01:25
        See, here's the problem. by hadji2008-10-16 18:56:25
          maybe but I've read into the field.. by Garrinka2008-10-16 19:00:30
            I only ever met one of them. by hadji2008-10-16 19:04:49
    Sure. There could be other explanations. by hadji2008-10-16 18:28:04
      okay question ;) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:31:53
        Nope. by hadji2008-10-16 18:41:46
          k then you have your answer :) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:51:42
  I'd like to say something,... by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:17:24
  ... by raptor_872008-10-16 18:11:36
    I've also heard people explain ghosts as an echo by hadji2008-10-16 18:22:24
      ADHD people on extreme sugar highs are ghosts! by kahuana2008-10-16 18:43:29
      read my post above.. :) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:24:46
        Sure. But I don't think that was the case with by hadji2008-10-16 18:39:55
          Only other story I have like that . . . by hadji2008-10-16 18:47:55
          okay how to explain this :) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:45:58
            I remain non-commital on that point on the grounds by hadji2008-10-16 18:51:31
  No comment. by toysbfun2008-10-16 18:11:14
Palin as President by UGuardian2008-10-16 17:55:26
  Where'd Russia go??? by ag__wyvern2008-10-16 23:45:56
  Am I missing something? I get no sound, by SouthpawPL2008-10-16 21:08:41
  This probably should have been put in... by Nea2008-10-16 18:45:46
It's Friday, and I'm bouncing off the walls by purplepineapple2008-10-16 17:39:51
  *bounce bounce bounce* by purplepineapple2008-10-16 18:02:01
    Off to lunch by purplepineapple2008-10-16 18:33:50
    ::puts foam rubber all over the walls:: by raptor_872008-10-16 18:12:27
    then stop posting here ;) by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:03:57
VPN help? by sonja2008-10-16 17:15:36
  Is his VPN IP on the same subnet as the server IP? by hadji2008-10-16 17:28:46
  IE explorer setting? by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:20:25
    Does IE affect RDP? by sonja2008-10-16 17:26:06
      To my knowledge, neither affects the other. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 17:29:47
        im just tossing out ideas by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:36:05
          Could be a routing issue or a firewall issue. by hadji2008-10-16 17:38:47
            No, not the server by sonja2008-10-16 17:50:38
              That is likely true, but not necessarily true. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 17:57:20
Google phone requires Gmail account? by toysbfun2008-10-16 16:49:58
  For voicemail service? >.> (n/t) by raptor_872008-10-16 18:13:26
  My guess would be... by firehawk2008-10-16 17:26:19
    That bugs me too. by toysbfun2008-10-16 17:34:18
  registration required. (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-16 17:02:01
    Add to your browsers' RSS feed and allow cookies. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-10-16 17:13:49
  GTalk requires GMail. by themadkansan2008-10-16 16:59:01
    Because it's Jabber using a Gmail account. by toysbfun2008-10-16 17:17:12
Too much GTA IV... by Skelwar2008-10-16 16:37:37
  *tries to eat Skelwar's cell* by firehawk2008-10-16 16:46:26
a teenager and a 2 year old are alike how? ;) by Garrinka2008-10-16 16:09:24
  Both are annoyed they're not getting boobie? by subbywan2008-10-16 16:16:36
    age knows no limit on that one by cyberspooked2008-10-16 19:08:31
    roflmao ;) by Garrinka2008-10-16 16:17:51
      A disturbing anecdote by Intrinsic2008-10-16 16:38:12
        o.0 don't need to hon loud and clear.. (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-16 16:41:54
          Ever seen Little Britain? by Sharku2008-10-16 16:47:06
            I've heard about it.. but no cable soo :) by Garrinka2008-10-16 16:53:16
      That's WHY he's annoyed at 2... by subbywan2008-10-16 16:25:48
Attn: Religious UFies by Illiad2008-10-16 16:05:45
  No, even taken non-religiosly it shows history and by Classic_jon2008-10-16 22:23:11
  not really by cyberspooked2008-10-16 20:26:53
  Nope. by retiqlum22008-10-16 20:08:18
  Not really by TechisSO2008-10-16 19:40:34
  Why should it surprise religious UFies? by raptor_872008-10-16 18:19:06
  Not at all. by radiowave9112008-10-16 18:16:12
  Not really by bitflipper2008-10-16 17:55:07
  Ever? Yes, sometimes. But not always. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 17:36:34
  Not really. by andyz2008-10-16 17:12:11
  No. It doesn't. *shrugs* by taitano2008-10-16 17:03:42
  Nope. by dodrian2008-10-16 16:49:45
  Nope (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-10-16 16:45:48
  Not surprised. (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-10-16 16:40:35
  It just means that they are willing to look at by Peace_man2008-10-16 16:31:28
  As an agnostic myself... by Lethosos2008-10-16 16:18:57
  not really these are important pieces of human by Garrinka2008-10-16 16:15:57
    Skip forward a couple chapters by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:01:51
      well hon life is too short to learn *every* by Garrinka2008-10-16 18:08:18
        You're a step ahead of me, in that regard by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:32:07
  Surprised, yes. Baffled, no. by krikkert2008-10-16 16:08:39
    Actually, by Hoth2008-10-16 19:36:36
  No. Even non-religiously, they can be considered by subbywan2008-10-16 16:07:58
The old alumni called last night. (fund raising) by kahuana2008-10-16 15:50:50
  cough... *caller-ID*...cough (n/t) by bobmon2008-10-16 16:57:24
if you could ... by dennismv2008-10-16 15:39:32
  Choice A by oot2008-10-16 17:04:52
  Choice B by Lethosos2008-10-16 16:15:57
    A true BOFH doesn't need access to the by radiowave9112008-10-16 18:18:21
  A. by kahuana2008-10-16 16:12:17
  B (n/t) by Bellator2008-10-16 15:48:11
  Depends on wheter I set my own hours. by aix tom2008-10-16 15:46:53
    If you can set your own hours, by vetitice2008-10-16 15:47:52
  (A) (n/t) by Snate2008-10-16 15:46:08
  B. by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:45:53
  (B) by vetitice2008-10-16 15:41:15
Tina Fey vs Sarah Palin.. who does.. by Garrinka2008-10-16 15:23:48
  I'd say that Palin is attempting a Fey impression. by kahuana2008-10-16 16:06:26
Wheeeee, probation! by Dr. Frost2008-10-16 14:40:43
  It was a first time, and not a really serious by ripley82008-10-16 15:08:05
    As long as I don't get arrested in the next year, by Dr. Frost2008-10-16 17:33:24
Saturday, I'm gonna get this: by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 14:22:40
  Looks like a newer (and black) one of mine by firehawk2008-10-16 16:35:53
  i have my eye on one too by ick2008-10-16 15:13:55
    Will do. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 21:22:53
  Suggestions by testy2008-10-16 14:31:56
    Standard AA batteries, so no worries there. by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 15:01:04
    I have a two year old powershot IS by run.dll2008-10-16 14:50:06
  Way cool. . . Heh. by taitano2008-10-16 14:28:44
Even California drivers mostly respect vehicular by McNutcase2008-10-16 14:07:09
  Da, Defensive driving, (or cycling!) by Jeff_UK2008-10-16 15:48:27
    Indeed. by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:50:16
  I find that to be the case, too by testy2008-10-16 14:30:06
    I picked my route today... by McNutcase2008-10-16 14:36:35
  "The safest way to ride on the public streets is by taitano2008-10-16 14:23:00
    Strange but True: Helmets Attract Cars to Cyclists by Zoxer2008-10-16 14:55:06
      Yeah, helmets don't do anything on motor bikes by abaron2008-10-16 16:12:33
    In most states Bicycles are required to act as a by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:42:05
      California isn't actually one of those states. by McNutcase2008-10-16 14:45:18
        Here in MO and KS, bicycles must obey the laws by testy2008-10-16 15:37:56
          Yeah, you may have the MORAL weight... by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:44:56
            How do you know how squishy I am? by testy2008-10-16 15:47:23
              I'm assuming you're human. by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:48:56
                Now you're just sucking up. by testy2008-10-16 15:51:02
                  You still won't reach sheet steel levels... by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:52:50
                    Too true. by testy2008-10-16 15:55:55
        So if a bicycle goes through a red light. by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:01:24
          Not in Warshington. by taitano2008-10-16 15:24:01
            Serves the idiot right. by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:27:07
          Idiotic, unless it's a right turn... by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:06:39
            My Helmet has saved me at least once by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:19:39
              My best friends father was saved by one, too. by Nea2008-10-16 15:25:06
                I was cleanin the bathrooms in a North Cascades by taitano2008-10-16 15:33:47
                What is it with bus drivers? by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:29:56
              Fair enough. by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:24:54
                Yep, after looking at the 1/2" deep gouge in the by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:26:55
    YES! A very low-powered one, sure... by McNutcase2008-10-16 14:37:32
    Oh, and... by testy2008-10-16 14:35:36
      Yes, indeed. by McNutcase2008-10-16 14:38:31
        Different rules there, I see by PeKaJe2008-10-16 14:51:37
          It varies from state to state. by McNutcase2008-10-16 14:54:41
            If you've been riding a while... by testy2008-10-16 15:33:23
              My thighs aren't quite there right now. by McNutcase2008-10-16 15:36:07
                You'll be surprised at how quickly it comes back by testy2008-10-16 15:44:06
        Dismount and walk. by run.dll2008-10-16 14:45:43
          That is an option, yes. by McNutcase2008-10-16 14:48:16
Aaaa! My Google homepage just changed appearance! by bitflipper2008-10-16 14:02:03
  Orangutans are skeptical by run.dll2008-10-16 14:55:49
    Something tells me it's all happening... by bitflipper2008-10-16 18:26:49
  It's called "Canvas View". by merlin2008-10-16 14:07:48
If Canada and the United States formed one state.. by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 13:50:53
  no it'd be the US Eh! (n/t) by Hieraco2008-10-16 14:12:53
    Cha-ching! I think we have a winner! (n/t) by werehatrack2008-10-16 19:51:05
  eh? by Snate2008-10-16 13:53:30
    United States version A, United States version B. (n/t) by retiqlum22008-10-16 13:56:18
    United States, B. by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 13:56:15
      Jinx! You owe me a beer! (n/t) by retiqlum22008-10-16 13:56:57
        Come on down here, and I'll get you a beer. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 13:58:06
    Bob? :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-16 13:54:03
      Bob was there, too. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-16 14:12:21
      Hello........ Bob. (n/t) by hobbs2008-10-16 13:55:05
Mac Ufies: Parallels or VMware Fusion? by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 13:36:01
  I chose Parallels but... by abaron2008-10-16 13:39:01
    VMware Server? by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 13:40:43
      I don't think it does the integration bit. by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 14:13:05
        Beats me. by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 14:14:54
    You just sold me with the last bit. by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 13:40:25
      well, if your going to do 3D stuff by Freakazoid2008-10-16 13:43:51
        That's what I've heard as well. by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 14:08:37
          ah hah! that's where I saw it. by Freakazoid2008-10-16 14:34:17
      VMware wants to know quite a lot about you. by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 13:42:00
        Eh. I've got nothing to hide. by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 14:11:39
          Everybody's got something to hide by hobbs2008-10-16 14:35:50
          A bank, for example. ;P by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 14:13:43
UFicle.invoke(X11_experts) by ripley82008-10-16 13:32:20
  Not sure on your keyboard, but on the other: by bwkaz2008-10-16 23:18:16
    I had been working on a several escapes scheme. by ripley82008-10-17 00:04:02
While hunting a Pratchett quote I found this gem by Bellator2008-10-16 13:26:45
  A question about the Pratchett books. by lheggland2008-10-16 15:26:23
    The Discworld series starts really slow, but by OddParity2008-10-17 08:36:40
    Vast improvement later. by werehatrack2008-10-16 20:01:06
    I'm not a big fan of Rincewind in general by hobbs2008-10-16 17:07:42
    They got a lot better. by vetitice2008-10-16 16:09:26
    I particularly enjoy the Nightwatch books. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 15:47:26
      Especially Night watch (n/t) by Bellator2008-10-16 15:51:43
    The first three of what? by Bellator2008-10-16 15:29:25
      So far I have read: by lheggland2008-10-16 15:36:30
        They get better by Stibbons2008-10-16 16:00:07
        Then you've got the hard parts done... by Bellator2008-10-16 15:40:40
      ya says *you* ;) sorry not a fan :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-16 15:30:53
        Yes, say's I by Bellator2008-10-16 15:33:55
          oh I've tried to read a few .. ;) by Garrinka2008-10-16 15:35:25
  And another one by Bellator2008-10-16 15:23:41
  BWAHAHAHHA!! (n/t) by corwin172008-10-16 13:29:48
Suggested name for non-alcoholic shooter: by run.dll2008-10-16 13:25:52
  Why wouldn't it be a... by kahuana2008-10-16 16:09:07
  An alcoholic shooter being by vetitice2008-10-16 13:39:42
    With a name like that... by Lethosos2008-10-16 14:03:48
New shiny MacBook! (ATTN: Illiad) by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 13:18:59
  why? by unjust2008-10-17 14:18:33
  Actually, tap to click isn't bad on this. by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 15:05:58
    Okay, it still makes me a little nuts. by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 15:56:02
      Go get a mouse. by Lethosos2008-10-16 16:21:37
        I haven't had bumping problems. by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 16:47:40
  Question: by abaron2008-10-16 13:35:14
    While not a MacBook, I do have a glossy screen. by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 13:48:37
    So far I have no problems. by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 13:37:11
  re: Clicking by abaron2008-10-16 13:30:56
    Tried that. by jmaxsohmer2008-10-16 13:34:10
      Yeah, I think I would hate it too by abaron2008-10-16 13:36:05
Nobel Laureate Denounces Turkey by run.dll2008-10-16 13:09:31
  "at Frankfurt Book Fair" ?!? by corwin172008-10-16 13:27:01
    Is there a Bologna Book Fair? by run.dll2008-10-16 13:29:06
      yes, it's in Hamburg. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-16 13:29:35
        And Essen is between the two. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 13:35:39
          A very delicate position to be in. (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-16 15:38:24
          Which, unfortunately, is quite far from by MatthewDBA2008-10-16 13:39:12
            Which the Earl of Sandwich never visited. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 13:43:23
              Reading that makes me Hungary (n/t) by UnFair2008-10-16 13:45:05
                I'm sure one of the Canucks has some Turkey left. (n/t) by retiqlum22008-10-16 13:52:57
                Just don't eat too fast. by MatthewDBA2008-10-16 13:52:29
                  Unless it is Belfast. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 13:56:52
                    Those are pretty fast, aren't they. (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-16 15:53:17
                    Nah. Just move to the Slovakia. (n/t) by run.dll2008-10-16 14:53:30
german words in song translation by dennismv2008-10-16 12:33:50
  I would, but it won't load... by UnFair2008-10-16 13:48:17
    thanks by dennismv2008-10-16 14:57:09
  It's total BS by c51L2008-10-16 13:43:37
    thanks by dennismv2008-10-16 14:54:54
  Translation by Tobias_E2008-10-16 13:42:21
    thanks by dennismv2008-10-16 14:56:39
    Ok you're better by c51L2008-10-16 13:48:01
      Training by Tobias_E2008-10-16 13:53:30
Update on the GF and cyst.. by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 12:27:05
  *more vibes* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 16:45:32
  *sends healing vibes*.. by Garrinka2008-10-16 15:26:59
  {{{GF & CJ}}} Good v~bes.... (n/t) by shargo2008-10-16 13:16:17
  hope she feels better soon by aprylmae2008-10-16 12:58:03
    Me too. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 13:11:44
Gaaaaahhhhh!!!! by joresgump2008-10-16 11:59:56
  *takes out his earbuds* by merlin2008-10-16 12:08:06
    *hits F5* by joresgump2008-10-16 12:47:20
      *eats joresgump's F5 key* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 16:46:57
Poll of the day: Which describes your worldview? by merlin2008-10-16 11:54:01
  Both are equaly vapid by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:44:21
  D) by kahuana2008-10-16 16:18:13
  C) by Hieraco2008-10-16 14:08:12
    I suppose that depends on what those things are. by Sharku2008-10-16 15:14:34
      Aaannndd... that was a bit of a disturbing ad... by Sharku2008-10-16 15:18:00
  Yes. (n/t) by retiqlum22008-10-16 13:57:55
  Q. or maybe 7. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2008-10-16 13:20:50
  Life is short. Try to enjoy it. (n/t) by tallastro2008-10-16 12:30:19
    Don't forget "solitary, poor, nasty and brutish" ( (n/t) by run.dll2008-10-16 12:39:04
      I enjoy 3 of 4. (n/t) by tallastro2008-10-16 12:42:55
  B (n/t) by emlaabs2008-10-16 12:18:08
  A. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-16 12:14:54
  B (n/t) by romandas2008-10-16 12:14:36
  ABBA!!! by joresgump2008-10-16 12:03:01
    "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do" by run.dll2008-10-16 14:32:45
      Tee a puttycat? (n/t) by Sharku2008-10-16 14:35:41
        *eats Tweeties brainz* (n/t) by run.dll2008-10-16 14:56:54
    ABACAB... by Sterling_Ag2008-10-16 12:18:27
      Abra-cadabra by bitflipper2008-10-16 12:48:15
Grrraahhhh! by hactar the uhhh2008-10-16 11:37:39
  *joins in the primal scream therapy* by bitflipper2008-10-16 12:46:48
    *opens the Unix panel* by Lethosos2008-10-16 14:01:35
  Doesn't your complex leave the water on? by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 11:57:59
    It's a new building. by hactar the uhhh2008-10-16 12:59:32
      You probably know this already but... by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 13:07:39
        Absolutely correct! by hactar the uhhh2008-10-16 13:41:10
          Wha..wait...TWO hactars...*faints* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:23:56
  *eats the delay* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-16 11:40:17
US Politics/Political/Election/Financial Thread by Snate2008-10-16 11:31:51
  Why US politics is more fun than Canadian politics by run.dll2008-10-16 15:26:48
    That makes me think of Anna Ilona Staller (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:29:53
  From the Inbox - Obama vs McCain by Divinar2008-10-16 14:31:58
    Um, I don't think so Tim. (n/t) by Snate2008-10-16 14:33:44
    To pre-extinguish the flames - it's a JOKE! by Divinar2008-10-16 14:32:48
      Even as a joke, neither answer is one I like :-/ (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:14:52
  How many people are misrepresenting their by merlin2008-10-16 12:22:27
    As the old saying goes, by UGuardian2008-10-16 12:54:23
      Yeah, just ask Dewey (n/t) by merlin2008-10-16 12:56:30
        Nice object lesson in history! :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 13:23:51
    Wish I could take them seriously. by kelli2172008-10-16 12:43:30
      And who's "about us" page by AndyA2008-10-16 12:59:45
        That and people wanting a handout/freebie (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 13:01:49
      So that's what it means. by tallastro2008-10-16 12:56:20
      Are you familiar with their background? (n/t) by merlin2008-10-16 12:50:19
        Yeah, mostly sour grapes. by kelli2172008-10-16 14:10:16
          PUMA is just Hillary supporters. by lheggland2008-10-16 14:24:05
  McCain in trouble in NC by tallastro2008-10-16 12:15:35
    I'm not ruling out the Obama Effect yet by subbywan2008-10-16 13:03:38
    A couple guys at my office ordered those by romandas2008-10-16 12:47:35
  From the INBOX: Pinch Yourself by DesertRat662008-10-16 11:59:56
    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-10-16 15:20:59
      Moderated: Language in link. (n/t) by Nea2008-10-16 15:21:16
      MODS: Please moderate me; worty dirds in link. by kelli2172008-10-16 14:02:51
      ID9K Repost: We could do worse. by kelli2172008-10-16 13:58:19
      And he also started the Forestall fire. </sarcasm> by lheggland2008-10-16 13:41:25
        It doesn't say that. by kelli2172008-10-16 14:31:51
          To put that into perspective. Lets say that I am by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:10:09
          It's a common lie in those pieces. by lheggland2008-10-16 14:45:31
        There's no need to bring personal insults into it. by DesiredUsername2008-10-16 13:44:20
          It wasn't a personal insult.... by lheggland2008-10-16 13:58:12
            I am not a 'he,' thanks. (n/t) by kelli2172008-10-16 13:59:33
              Sorry (n/t) by lheggland2008-10-16 14:01:30
      How is that any worse? by DesertRat662008-10-16 13:19:42
        So a source of equal standing to your link then. ( (n/t) by AndyA2008-10-16 14:00:42
        Then McCain should sue for libel. by kelli2172008-10-16 13:36:10
          He can't. by retiqlum22008-10-16 13:55:30
          *Very* hard to do. by subbywan2008-10-16 13:44:40
    Do you really believe all that, DR66? by romandas2008-10-16 12:57:16
      The words used are a bit over the top by DesertRat662008-10-16 13:14:25
        Our Muslim-Cambodian programmer that by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 13:22:06
        Just remember who it was that signed off by subbywan2008-10-16 13:20:01
          And who voted for them (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-16 13:21:29
            Both parties. by subbywan2008-10-16 13:24:38
              I think you are missing what DR66 means. by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 13:36:48
                Congress is there to do what their voters want by subbywan2008-10-16 13:41:40
                  Gah, neither party could "block" the other in by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:05:12
                    I'm not saying it IS a partisan issue. by subbywan2008-10-16 14:12:27
                      BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! by DesertRat662008-10-16 14:21:45
                        How does laughing at people's political opinions by vetitice2008-10-16 14:47:26
                          It's a knee-jerk reaction. by subbywan2008-10-16 14:55:09
                            Still don't answer the question though. by vetitice2008-10-16 15:01:13
                        No. LIke an American we haven't yet seen in power by subbywan2008-10-16 14:36:24
                      By the same token he would also be more likely to by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:20:08
                        At best, he'd be more likely to TRY by subbywan2008-10-16 14:37:59
                          On that point I would say that he would try by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:46:32
                            okay ... Lets have a look at that: (Part 1) by subbywan2008-10-16 14:52:04
                              Part 2: by subbywan2008-10-16 14:52:20
                                Where is that from and is there a similar by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:55:36
                                Not that I saw. by subbywan2008-10-16 15:28:38
                                Much appreciated. :) I like the last paragraph by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:46:48
                                Which is why i'm baffled when people by subbywan2008-10-16 15:53:06
                                something I just thought of in reading that by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:16:47
                                I think the more important point is that by AndyA2008-10-16 15:27:29
                                That was somewhat the point I was trying to make. by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:40:42
                                I do wonder though. by ripley82008-10-16 15:39:25
                                Well said, and why I asked for a similar list on by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:44:59
                                dude, i answered that like 30 minutes ago :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-16 15:45:38
                                Yeah, just responded and thanks :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:47:46
                        Definition of Socialism. Especially read the by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:28:55
                          Now that is streching it a little by AndyA2008-10-16 14:35:43
                            I am not saying Obama will do that I am giving the by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:48:25
                              Yes it does. It's also only *1* point. by subbywan2008-10-16 14:54:27
                                I never said he was socialist. The most by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:57:41
                        Don't forget his efforts to suppress the first too (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-16 14:22:39
              That wouldn't be by DesertRat662008-10-16 13:26:18
                If it was JUST the person, no. It wouldn't. by subbywan2008-10-16 13:43:00
                  The president is not the head of the by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:12:55
                    He's the de-facto leader, not de jeure. by subbywan2008-10-16 14:40:46
                      De-facto does not mean he can say by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:52:15
                        Neither can Duncan or Dean by subbywan2008-10-16 14:53:35
                          So you agree that the president is not the head of by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 14:59:55
                            I agree he's not the administrative head, yes. (n/ (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-16 15:19:56
                              I would also put forward that he is not the by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:21:21
                                I'd disagree with you there somewhat. by subbywan2008-10-16 15:27:13
                                I will give you that. He does wield enough power by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:43:50
                                Doesn't need to have "official" power. by subbywan2008-10-16 15:46:40
                                I think infuience would be true but would not go by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 15:49:51
    Scrape harder by Control2008-10-16 12:19:21
      May I point out the source? by retiqlum22008-10-16 13:50:55
        Very faulty logic. by AndyA2008-10-16 13:58:33
      And I guess it depends on your political by merlin2008-10-16 12:23:52
        Extending that thought a little by DesiredUsername2008-10-16 12:44:17
          Hate sells. by lheggland2008-10-16 12:51:48
  Joke I stumbled across earlier: by UGuardian2008-10-16 11:51:44
  Editorial Toon on the Housing Bubble by Snate2008-10-16 11:33:23
Many thanks to the UFicle for its help by jpprater2008-10-16 11:31:37
  NP, glad to be of assistance! :D by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 13:43:41
  That reminds me of an issue I had once trying by merlin2008-10-16 12:11:59
    Hehe:) Nice... (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-16 12:25:49
      Glad you found it amusing. by merlin2008-10-16 12:27:25
        That ranks up there with the IT guy I was dealing by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 13:51:53
The rum is gone :-( by Hieraco2008-10-16 11:17:17
  Stop drinking the rum! by Bellator2008-10-16 12:19:55
  Why is the rum always gone? (n/t) by Imp2008-10-16 11:42:10
  ?!O.O!? WHAT?!? by taitano2008-10-16 11:23:12
Technologist Job in Metro Vancouver by Illiad2008-10-16 11:05:50
I bought some Garlic infused olive oil a by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 11:01:13
  Mmmmmmmmjammmmmmm by Mad Marty2008-10-16 13:58:28
  Careful with that stuff by Imp2008-10-16 11:40:48
    It is in a sealed tin container. No light or by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 11:53:15
Gah, thats not what I wanted to do! by imrambi2008-10-16 10:55:22
<Deleted><Deleted>2008-10-16 11:30:42
  Moderated (vertical space) (n/t) by Arachnid2008-10-16 11:31:33
  mods? lots o wasted whitespace here by Freakazoid2008-10-16 10:54:03
    Why? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-10-16 11:08:13
      Excessive empty whitespace is annoying. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 11:17:32
        yes it is by aprylmae2008-10-16 11:38:40
          It's for people who have "Expand Top-Level" or by Snate2008-10-16 12:09:12
            I have expand top level on by aprylmae2008-10-16 12:54:09
              Because it's specifically listed in the rules by DesiredUsername2008-10-16 13:40:07
              It's not just because you have to scroll down more by Snate2008-10-16 13:30:16
            What better way to get a good spoiler but by Klaranth2008-10-16 12:20:45
        Exactly. (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-16 11:19:35
        Yup, messing with the vertical scroll is bad (n/t) by merlin2008-10-16 11:19:21
Jon Stewart cracked me up last night. by Illiad2008-10-16 10:32:49
  How adoooorable! (n/t) by krikkert2008-10-16 12:38:53
  Link to video by smut2008-10-16 11:12:47
    "Gay Nader Fans for Peace"! by Illiad2008-10-16 11:14:26
  Why would Jon Stewart be surprised that by hadji2008-10-16 10:38:04
    Oi, get it right. by Illiad2008-10-16 10:40:00
      Oi, get it right. by merlin2008-10-16 10:46:10
      You're considering allowing the U.S. as a province by hadji2008-10-16 10:42:26
        It'd have to be three Provinces. by taitano2008-10-16 10:48:27
          Make that four then. Texas would want by merlin2008-10-16 10:50:56
            They can have Mexico. (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:52:45
              ?o.O? I thought they all ready do. (n/t) by taitano2008-10-16 10:56:13
                Isn't it the other way around? (n/t) by merlin2008-10-16 10:57:44
                  Would that make us "Texicans" again? :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 11:56:30
      United Territories of Bob? (n/t) by smut2008-10-16 10:42:12
        I, for one, welcome our Canukian overlords! (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:46:25
          Now you're just being loony (n/t) by merlin2008-10-16 10:47:05
            It beats the alternative in DC. (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:48:23
              But, I don't speak Canadian, eh? by smut2008-10-16 10:51:45
              Did you miss my pun, perchance? by merlin2008-10-16 10:49:41
                Yeah, I did. I'm not goofy about politics. (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:50:44
What do you call it? Method or Function? by imrambi2008-10-16 10:24:06
  Either/both. by JimK2008-10-16 15:04:04
  Malfunction if it's not working :-) (n/t) by UnFair2008-10-16 14:41:51
  A method is a function by rhn2008-10-16 11:13:26
  Coming back around this way... by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:36:46
  Does it return a value or just perform some task? by merlin2008-10-16 10:36:45
  Function when there's a specific return type. by Sharku2008-10-16 10:32:30
  Depends on where it is by sazzer2008-10-16 10:30:23
  Function by oot2008-10-16 10:27:48
    *makes your code giggle* by firehawk2008-10-16 16:51:36
      o.O by oot2008-10-16 16:56:07
  That all depends it your method is functional by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 10:26:22
    sp it/*if (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 10:26:45
  Of what? by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:24:58
Legal case against God dismissed by run.dll2008-10-16 10:14:21
  but He can always be found in the Quad by swisscheese2008-10-16 17:11:10
  ..and no one has actually seen him by hactar the uhhh2008-10-16 13:55:26
  I'm staying out of this one. by corwin172008-10-16 12:10:49
  Why not a reverse class action? by kelli2172008-10-16 12:05:11
    The Man Who Sued God, if I'm not mistaken. (n/t) by krikkert2008-10-16 12:53:09
    Sounds like the theme of a movie... (n/t) by Arachnid2008-10-16 12:15:46
  ...and this from an elected official. by testy2008-10-16 11:29:01
  All jokes aside, doesn't this set a bit of... by Sharku2008-10-16 10:56:56
    Actually, it was following precedent. by merlin2008-10-16 11:07:38
      Ok, thanks for explaining that, merlin. by Sharku2008-10-16 13:15:12
        Doesn't filing against unknown usually imply an by ripley82008-10-16 15:01:21
          Slight misunderstanding there. by krikkert2008-10-16 15:17:45
      Couldn't they just pray the notice? by tallastro2008-10-16 12:19:42
        In theory, yes. by krikkert2008-10-16 12:52:11
          I would think plenty of experts could testify by tallastro2008-10-16 13:01:25
        *hehehe* by merlin2008-10-16 12:32:33
          Use a chaplain. (n/t) by tallastro2008-10-16 12:40:54
        *snerk* (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-16 12:23:37
    No. That was the whole point. by taitano2008-10-16 11:04:49
  But did you hear the counter-argument by y2kdragon2008-10-16 10:56:36
    That's irrelevant to the law. by krikkert2008-10-16 12:49:20
    "has been properly served" does not follow from by merlin2008-10-16 11:13:31
  Damn, I was hoping for a conviction by Control2008-10-16 10:42:25
    *looks around* Now where'd I put that Babel Fish? by taitano2008-10-16 10:44:17
  Meh. It's a useless lawsuit anyway. by taitano2008-10-16 10:42:03
    God Kills all the time. Infact one could say by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:06:24
    Oh really? by Arachnid2008-10-16 11:38:44
      Close. . . He did do a lot of killing; and ordered by taitano2008-10-16 11:58:32
        I don't think it's down to quantity by Arachnid2008-10-16 12:00:54
          Where does it say that? by taitano2008-10-16 12:22:00
            Who needed to rebel? by Arachnid2008-10-16 12:31:14
            Never been indiscriminate? by Bellator2008-10-16 12:26:38
              Of course there were innocents in Sodom and Gomorr by taitano2008-10-16 13:16:12
                "Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah by Arachnid2008-10-16 13:21:00
                Just out of curiosity by Sterling_Ag2008-10-16 13:19:44
                No they weren't... by Bellator2008-10-16 13:17:15
              Wasn't the premise there by krikkert2008-10-16 12:46:58
                Yeah, so? (n/t) by Bellator2008-10-16 13:35:02
    Yeah... right... by Bellator2008-10-16 11:24:41
      Okay. Here. :-) by taitano2008-10-16 11:47:07
        Ahhhh... by Bellator2008-10-16 12:17:42
        He didn't actually kill anyone by Arachnid2008-10-16 11:53:40
          So, Don Corleone is merely an accomplice then? by taitano2008-10-16 12:06:47
            actualy thats EXACTLY how they tried by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:08:21
            I'm only passingly familiar with your reference by Arachnid2008-10-16 12:15:02
              an external agent THAT HE CREATED! (n/t) by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:08:56
              Let me ask a couple of quick questions. by taitano2008-10-16 13:03:41
                Interesting. by fractaledge2008-10-16 13:44:33
                False dichotomy by Arachnid2008-10-16 13:13:01
                  But he doesn't do the erternal torment thing at by taitano2008-10-16 13:29:25
                    Fair enough by Arachnid2008-10-16 14:22:57
                      Heh. You've been listening to too many priests ;-) by taitano2008-10-16 15:10:36
                    Hmmm... by Bellator2008-10-16 13:43:38
                      Yes, by krikkert2008-10-16 14:47:47
                      Gehenna is a valley just outside Jerusalem that by taitano2008-10-16 14:01:18
                      Bugger! That last line is from Mark 23 (n/t) by Bellator2008-10-16 13:44:01
              I'll come back to this by MatthewDBA2008-10-16 12:22:25
    So, God's defense would be... by bitflipper2008-10-16 10:51:42
      More like "I let the Devil do it", which under by merlin2008-10-16 11:15:04
        Nah, he's innocent. by AnimeJ2008-10-16 11:21:58
          nope he created the devil. by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:07:16
          Beyond his control? Isn't he omnipotent? (n/t) by Arachnid2008-10-16 11:40:14
          Ah, but one could argue that while Ford had no by merlin2008-10-16 11:26:36
            Based on that argument... by bitflipper2008-10-16 11:33:42
          Hee hee. by taitano2008-10-16 11:26:23
  In God's defense, by AnimeJ2008-10-16 10:31:32
    Isn't that the 'blame the victim' mentality by Arachnid2008-10-16 11:56:06
    Umm no.. sorry I don't buy it (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-10-16 10:46:57
      Then we'll just make sure you're not on the jury. (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-16 11:20:15
        I wouldn't be qualified anyways by Sterling_Ag2008-10-16 12:15:59
  What? No countersuit? :P (n/t) by Sharku2008-10-16 10:19:43
    Oh, it's coming ... just wait for the afterlife :D (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-16 10:20:54
  SOTM: Highway to H4 (n/t) by grremlins2008-10-16 10:16:53
What to do when you schedule an by plum_geeky2008-10-16 09:48:06
  My favorite is still when I received by hadji2008-10-16 10:40:46
    Um, shouldn't that be s/ones/one/ ? by merlin2008-10-16 10:48:16
  Depends by darthludi2008-10-16 09:53:33
    He said he forgot to get a copy of his by plum_geeky2008-10-16 10:22:59
      Unless he's really promising and everything else by shargo2008-10-16 13:31:16
      "Thank you for your interest in our company, by corwin172008-10-16 12:05:52
      Then drop him anyways. by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:24:26
        That was my first instinct. But this is the by plum_geeky2008-10-16 10:30:22
          Then see it as a character flaw. by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:32:37
            Take it into account when deciding to whom you'll by bitflipper2008-10-16 10:36:33
Character Galleries: Mike by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 09:47:26
W00tness... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 09:38:34
  Yay for rescued dogs! by Nea2008-10-16 10:18:22
    planning to get dog food for puppies... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 18:14:23
Choice of laptop by Michiel2008-10-16 09:25:42
  really? i love my acer. by unjust2008-10-17 14:19:30
  If you're gonna wedge a penguin in... by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:15:45
    I appreciate the offer. by Michiel2008-10-16 10:40:53
      err... most onboards can handle 2 * 1024 just fine by Freakazoid2008-10-16 10:57:20
        Then it seems I have been misinformed. by Michiel2008-10-16 11:04:34
      Well, you did say "Gentoo"... >) (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:43:55
        Yep, I did. by Michiel2008-10-16 10:51:30
          Actually, Tux is practically the Gentoo mascot. by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:55:22
            Erm - No... by sazzer2008-10-16 10:57:22
              Then they're a bunch of wierdos at Gentoo. (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-16 11:54:31
  I'd check out Dell's lower end offerings. by AnimeJ2008-10-16 10:08:27
    good heavens no. by unjust2008-10-17 14:24:27
  You'll struggle to find 1024x768 by EndlessWaves2008-10-16 09:54:21
    Oh, that's fine. by Michiel2008-10-16 10:08:46
      You may get 1366x768 by EndlessWaves2008-10-16 12:55:00
    Lower end laptops actually do. by AnimeJ2008-10-16 10:07:25
Invoke Uficle: Source needed. by werehatrack2008-10-16 09:25:13
  Buy sheet metal, cut it, clean it, drill it? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-10-16 12:18:20
  Weight plates? by ozelot2008-10-16 10:27:34
  Cast them yourself from lead? by moddermonster2008-10-16 09:37:29
    or concrete maybe? by Freakazoid2008-10-16 09:57:16
      Sand-cast, same as for lead (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-16 09:58:51
    More durable from steel by bitflipper2008-10-16 09:53:38
      Clarification: by bitflipper2008-10-16 10:01:35
    Hmmm. I'd have to apply a resilient coating... by werehatrack2008-10-16 09:41:09
With this economic situation, perhaps we're ready by toysbfun2008-10-16 09:19:35
  Technocrats instead of bureaucrats? by Peace_man2008-10-16 12:16:42
    Would you rather have an economist or a lawyer by toysbfun2008-10-16 15:59:03
  Huh. And here I thought my idea for by bitflipper2008-10-16 09:24:06
The new Macbook & MBP gets disassembled by Freakazoid2008-10-16 09:17:46
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy! by DesertRat662008-10-16 09:13:19
  Awesome by fmon2008-10-16 09:22:16
Fist post from my new shiny by kc5sdy2008-10-16 08:57:15
  Me wants free shiny! by corwin172008-10-16 09:45:53
  Talk to the fist... by maceogan2008-10-16 09:02:11
  That sounds a rough way to post (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-16 08:59:20
  The post of the Fist! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2008-10-16 08:58:40
    What can I say? It has a tiny keyboard! (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-10-16 08:59:28
      Anything that requires a stylus *isn't* a keyboard by werehatrack2008-10-16 09:44:41
        t does have a keyboard. by kc5sdy2008-10-16 11:10:07
          I do need to pay more attention to proofing what I by kc5sdy2008-10-16 11:34:09
O.O by voxwoman2008-10-16 08:51:40
  Just tell him it's a full moon, not a crescent. by kelli2172008-10-16 12:11:54
    I think I scared him away with my rates (n/t) by voxwoman2008-10-16 12:49:20
5th time is the charm? by TechisSO2008-10-16 08:48:14
  When do you muster out? by nystire2008-10-16 08:55:51
  I read that as Sith time is the charm by Imp2008-10-16 08:53:27
    Maybe that's the problem by TechisSO2008-10-16 08:56:30
      No, no, no; "Always there are two..." by bitflipper2008-10-16 08:58:18
  It will take just long enough that you'll find a by techi8702008-10-16 08:50:39
spamagra pills by dennismv2008-10-16 08:46:31
  Go ask that Nigerian gentleman. by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:04:45
  Depends on when you get conjugal visits. by corwin172008-10-16 09:43:18
  Inflatables are like that. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-10-16 09:27:24
  One of our mailservers has been getting by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 09:03:00
  Try using the other end. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-10-16 08:50:17
  Because by bitflipper2008-10-16 08:49:13
finger toysbfun by toysbfun2008-10-16 08:46:11
  Argh by darthludi2008-10-16 09:44:56
    *nix is full of Friday! by Avium2008-10-16 10:51:58
      You forget "grep". >) (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:56:32
    *chuckles* by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:19:22
      Actually, my first thought *was* the shell command by bitflipper2008-10-16 10:38:23
  IIRC the plan is just ~/.plan by Freakazoid2008-10-16 08:57:47
    Yepperooni! by Avium2008-10-16 09:09:03
      At least it didn't say by MatthewDBA2008-10-16 09:19:37
ATTN: carthax by hadji2008-10-16 08:45:56
  Wierdest thing I ever saw... by Carthax2008-10-16 11:42:55
ATTN: taitano by McNutcase2008-10-16 08:43:38
This is a sign of the apocalypse, right? by oot2008-10-16 08:18:42
  Surprisingly... by werehatrack2008-10-16 09:34:16
  Great! If you call them during the day by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 08:59:23
  You need a cordless phone! (n/t) by siibr2008-10-16 08:53:32
    I have Skype, not a "real" phone by oot2008-10-16 10:19:16
      Then you need a Bluetooth headset! ;) (n/t) by kelli2172008-10-16 12:15:06
    Nertz! Ya beat me to it! (n/t) by corwin172008-10-16 09:37:12
  Maybe it is by y2kdragon2008-10-16 08:51:01
  *Grabs paperbag, puts over head* by shargo2008-10-16 08:35:49
    Look on it this way... by bitflipper2008-10-16 08:37:18
  I'm stunned by aprylmae2008-10-16 08:29:17
Yep. The Financial markets NEED to be reorgnized. by aix tom2008-10-16 08:18:01
  Isn't that more like mortgaging your house by Peace_man2008-10-16 08:37:57
    Somewhat. by aix tom2008-10-16 08:45:11
      tax reasons I can understand. Paying the lease on by techi8702008-10-16 08:53:18
        It is a symptom of a very sick government by perlcat452008-10-16 10:04:11
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-10-16 08:16:27
The day is full of fail. by da-gimp2008-10-16 08:15:46
  Nah, this is *good* by bitflipper2008-10-16 09:10:23
    It's only good if you're not on the receiving-end. by themadkansan2008-10-16 16:04:55
  Tuesday was like that for me... by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 08:52:02
  Apparently it's free food day here. by spud2008-10-16 08:29:12
    *eats the free food* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-16 08:36:23
Interrogation of the Day by lex_icon2008-10-16 07:56:33
  Well, it has to split the blame with all the beer (n/t) by chanceslost2008-10-16 10:06:24
  With what? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-16 09:15:55
    Your bare hands? (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-16 09:22:25
      ...notgoingthere (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-16 09:24:56
  Loaded question: Divide by zero error!!!111oneone (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-16 08:08:21
    *pokes hactar in the ribs repeatedly* (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-16 08:36:03
      *gets in line to adminster poking* (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-16 09:02:00
        *jumps in the queue* (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-16 09:04:49
    *eats hactar's zero* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-16 08:17:55
  Everything (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-16 08:00:39
    Seconded. (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-16 08:15:09
I need a shotgun! by hadji2008-10-16 07:47:33
  *Hands hadji a clue by four* by DesertRat662008-10-16 07:51:14
argh...UFicle.Invoke(IE6 problem) by jpprater2008-10-16 07:46:35
  Just a shot in the dark... by Menetlaus2008-10-16 08:09:43
    He reboots every few days (maybe once a wk) by jpprater2008-10-16 08:36:10
      Try leaving the system off overnight and see if by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 08:54:23
        Doesn't look like any tasks are scheduled, by jpprater2008-10-16 09:28:32
  Some AV/security programs can be set to by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 07:57:05
    Already checked and reset IE settings. by jpprater2008-10-16 08:01:57
      And the only security software we've got... by jpprater2008-10-16 08:03:30
        I am betting that he is manually doing it by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 08:53:12
          Desktop cleanup, most likely. by jpprater2008-10-16 09:31:13
            If you can, be there when he gets there in the by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 10:14:31
One of my relatives just sent me an email . . . by hadji2008-10-16 07:26:00
  Give me a dollar, and I'll speak buckly. (n/t) by kelli2172008-10-16 12:21:00
  I frequently get "Why $candidate is teh EBIL" by aprylmae2008-10-16 07:57:11
    I like the ad I have been seeing here that asks by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 09:05:00
      Obama if hes smart by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:12:42
      Google "factors affect tea prices china" by tallastro2008-10-16 09:15:34
      I wonder about that sort of thing myself by aprylmae2008-10-16 09:15:15
        McCain is to old for such chicannery by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:13:41
        Yes, but... by bitflipper2008-10-16 09:42:31
          Really? Don't all politicians lie? by kelli2172008-10-16 12:28:19
    But, Obama is the devil. by hadji2008-10-16 08:20:35
      I'm sorry, someone beat you to that. by kelli2172008-10-16 12:31:19
      But, if we just *automatically* vote Republican by bitflipper2008-10-16 10:45:49
        I found it amusing. :-D by hadji2008-10-16 11:14:15
      oh, hadji. that's bad. even for you. by aprylmae2008-10-16 08:22:30
        Haven't you learned by now that I'm shameless? by hadji2008-10-16 08:41:18
          yes, I have by aprylmae2008-10-16 08:47:20
            Someone I know says: by perlcat452008-10-16 10:06:41
              exactly (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-16 10:21:30
  Depends, If $candidate is Obama by Jeff_UK2008-10-16 07:38:38
    *snort* (n/t) by hadji2008-10-16 07:40:43
Could use some prayers, candles and good thoughts by TechisSO2008-10-16 07:22:49
  :-o by Illiad2008-10-16 10:44:57
  *BEAMING*! {{{TechisSO}}} (n/t) by morenna2008-10-16 09:14:49
  {{{prayers and good wishes for both}}} (n/t) by Silverfire2008-10-16 09:08:36
  {prayers your way} (n/t) by loonacy2008-10-16 08:02:39
  {{sends prayers and good thoughts}} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-16 07:48:02
  Mini-update by TechisSO2008-10-16 07:34:00
  vibes in bound says blessings for techiSO (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-10-16 07:31:08
  *sends good vibes* (n/t) by oot2008-10-16 07:24:03
Dear marketers of wireless products: by altordwm2008-10-16 07:07:39
  Er, you may still be able to use it. by bwkaz2008-10-16 08:28:02
    It's a hardware bridge by altordwm2008-10-16 08:55:53
      Any 3rd party hacked firmware around? by AndyA2008-10-16 09:43:13
        I just looked at most of the WRT firmwares. by altordwm2008-10-16 11:23:07
    Note: I assume you use Windows. by bwkaz2008-10-16 08:29:38
  <stef>You bought it didn't you? by FNORDer2008-10-16 07:45:57
New Dice Bag. by FNORDer2008-10-16 07:04:07
  *touches the bag* by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:30:51
  Mmmm, shiny. by McNutcase2008-10-16 08:45:22
  Make another one... by jdelphiki2008-10-16 08:08:22
  Sorry, but I can't help thinking by y2kdragon2008-10-16 07:34:56
  did you add the Runes yourself? (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-10-16 07:31:49
    Yes. by FNORDer2008-10-16 07:40:51
  Nice :) Mine is just boring black :( by buzzin2008-10-16 07:13:49
    I got tired of carrying around an old shop class by FNORDer2008-10-16 07:18:51
Grrgmrphlezrrg... by oot2008-10-16 06:57:16
  Oops...missed it. by firehawk2008-10-16 17:21:55
question on home buying by tesla_koil2008-10-16 06:49:35
  sounds like a good deal, if you want to be closer by aprylmae2008-10-16 08:41:05
  Jobs? by Pyralis2008-10-16 07:43:36
    I'd keep my same job by tesla_koil2008-10-16 07:49:37
  Wow, that house would be at least $400k-$500k by imrambi2008-10-16 07:42:29
    Probably more here. A 2000-2500sqf house on a city by techi8702008-10-16 07:57:20
    ugg by tesla_koil2008-10-16 07:50:30
  See you in Cleveland. by VivianC2008-10-16 07:21:35
    Ya think? by tesla_koil2008-10-16 07:23:35
      That is a big increase. by VivianC2008-10-16 09:15:36
        Good info here, by DesiredUsername2008-10-16 10:56:45
  Do you have to sell your current residence first? by voxwoman2008-10-16 07:09:05
    we can swing 5% down by tesla_koil2008-10-16 07:21:56
  Distance ED? by gryphin2008-10-16 07:05:33
    nope by tesla_koil2008-10-16 07:19:49
Your favorite comic-strip please. by dodrian2008-10-16 06:41:13
  Rule 37. by JimK2008-10-16 15:09:41
  I recommend by Lethosos2008-10-16 10:42:06
  i LOVE this UF strip by ick2008-10-16 08:49:03
    BOOM DE YADA! (n/t) by joresgump2008-10-16 10:35:41
  The unshelved book club. by AnimeJ2008-10-16 08:36:26
  Men in Hats by toysbfun2008-10-16 08:35:50
    Mac Hall by toysbfun2008-10-16 16:54:42
  Concerned has some of my favourite moments... by FNORDer2008-10-16 07:39:50
  The ones I have up at my cube by imrambi2008-10-16 06:59:06
  This is one of my favorites. by SaylorA2008-10-16 06:57:36
  inside by cybergeek2008-10-16 06:53:35
  userfriendly and sinfest by tesla_koil2008-10-16 06:42:52
    No, I mean favorite individual strips. by dodrian2008-10-16 06:48:05
      A few... by BrainBug2008-10-16 07:06:18
      Oh by tesla_koil2008-10-16 06:50:25
SOTM:Let the bodies hit the floor! by XndeX2008-10-16 06:41:03
  Why must I think of a certain... by ProphetV2008-10-16 06:51:15
  specifically for the lines below by XndeX2008-10-16 06:50:33
Reading weather reports from NHC can be fun by Sonri2008-10-16 06:31:27
  Probably just shy of by Sterling_Ag2008-10-16 06:53:41
    which would be just before by robertltux2008-10-16 09:34:56
Invoke: Native English speakers. by aix tom2008-10-16 06:28:57
  Hope everything goes well! (n/t) by dire_lobo2008-10-16 08:28:30
  Good luck would be acceptible most of the time by EndlessWaves2008-10-16 07:41:04
    Agreed... by jdelphiki2008-10-16 08:11:19
  You would use "Good Luck" in either case, however by romandas2008-10-16 07:35:27
    Ah, OK. I can do that. by aix tom2008-10-16 07:50:28
  Not a native speaker... by BrainBug2008-10-16 07:24:24
  How about Qapla'? (n/t) by SaylorA2008-10-16 07:00:46
    yIDoghQo' by aix tom2008-10-16 07:16:04
  You could also say "God speed" :) (n/t) by NDwight2008-10-16 06:51:08
    "May the Force be with you" sometimes I use. ;-P (n/t) by aix tom2008-10-16 06:56:17
      The solution is to use a brute force method? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-16 16:01:22
  Break a leg? (n/t) by imrambi2008-10-16 06:29:52
    Could be an option. by aix tom2008-10-16 06:34:34
      Historically, 'break a leg' has roots in theatre. by AnimeJ2008-10-16 06:40:02
        Also from that background: Toi toi toi. by ttlogic2008-10-16 07:11:24
        Hmm... by oot2008-10-16 06:59:37
        That IS also an answer. by aix tom2008-10-16 06:44:00
          There is that, too. (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-16 07:51:38
AV Progs? by Tarq2008-10-16 06:23:30
  Comodo (n/t) by DavidRS2008-10-16 21:39:07
  WinAntiVirus and such by intchanter2008-10-16 07:44:30
  Nod32 (n/t) by Bellator2008-10-16 07:32:08
  Two alternatives by shargo2008-10-16 06:43:42
    OK, showing my ignorance here. by Tarq2008-10-16 06:52:40
      it depends, the hardware NAT boxen by Freakazoid2008-10-16 06:56:31
        The vista one is supposed to be both ways. by EndlessWaves2008-10-16 07:44:55
          I've sorta given up with my desktop by Freakazoid2008-10-16 08:20:48
  Avast! AntiVirus by cybergeek2008-10-16 06:40:08
    Another vote for Avast! (n/t) by corwin172008-10-16 09:26:58
  antivir's good if you don't mind by Freakazoid2008-10-16 06:39:25
    for the paranoid there'a also claimwin by Freakazoid2008-10-16 06:41:56
      one last one: for the very paranoid there's by Freakazoid2008-10-16 06:43:24
        I'm not paranoid, but... by Tarq2008-10-16 06:51:02
  AVG (n/t) by dire_lobo2008-10-16 06:24:42
    AVG crashed a client's PC a ... by Tarq2008-10-16 06:32:12
      AVG used to be a good option, by AnimeJ2008-10-16 06:35:12
ATTN: DesertRat66, RE: mage notes by aprylmae2008-10-16 05:55:27
  I may have to look at Arcane by Sterling_Ag2008-10-16 07:42:08
    I was talked into playing frost for a while by aprylmae2008-10-16 07:48:56
  You're welcome by DesertRat662008-10-16 07:29:08
    thanks hun by aprylmae2008-10-16 07:45:43
      I don't think G-Mail has enough space by DesertRat662008-10-16 08:37:59
        cool by aprylmae2008-10-16 08:52:49
          They're on the way (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-16 11:55:14
  Yupp. They really reinvented the arcane tree by scum2008-10-16 06:12:51
    They've done a decent job by fmon2008-10-16 08:35:51
    I've been arc fire (mostly arc) for a long time by aprylmae2008-10-16 06:23:50
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-10-16 05:30:02
I missed the debates last night by voxwoman2008-10-16 04:38:01
  It ain't just dirty fingernails! by perlcat452008-10-16 10:58:52
  Don't you have non-union plumbers by you? by VivianC2008-10-16 07:29:00
    If you use non-licensed plumbers the by voxwoman2008-10-16 08:37:41
      Yup. In many areas of the US... by bitflipper2008-10-16 08:40:12
  That's not right... by imperito2008-10-16 05:05:13
    My point was that plumbers haven't by voxwoman2008-10-16 05:18:55
      This is the case with many blue collar trades by bitflipper2008-10-16 06:31:05
        As one of my professors put it by basher202008-10-16 06:45:58
          There is that by bitflipper2008-10-16 08:18:48
    Yea, they charge you through the nose (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-16 05:10:05
      That's only a loophole by MatthewDBA2008-10-16 05:10:46
  Joe Wurzelbacher made the Dutch news, even by klar_at_work2008-10-16 05:01:10
    What if his employees don't WANT insurance? by hunter_Q22008-10-16 05:23:35
      Speaking as an antipodean... by jigglebent2008-10-16 06:14:45
        It's a holdover from the wartime era. by esbita2008-10-16 06:47:28
          My Dad and I got into that one about a week by tesla_koil2008-10-16 06:57:12
            the thing that I don't understand by voxwoman2008-10-16 07:15:34
              I dunno by perlcat452008-10-16 10:43:38
              What I dont get in the US system is that people by klar_at_work2008-10-16 07:40:26
                In most cases you can continue your coverage by esbita2008-10-16 07:44:23
                  A lot of people forget the alternative by perlcat452008-10-16 10:48:25
                    Yup. But who will research that? by esbita2008-10-16 11:04:42
                      No fan of Gov'mint... by hunter_Q22008-10-16 11:44:48
              Lifestyle concerns. by esbita2008-10-16 07:23:49
                woah woah by tesla_koil2008-10-16 07:29:58
                  Admittedly so, but my point stands. by esbita2008-10-16 07:38:05
                    tin foil hat time by tesla_koil2008-10-16 07:48:23
                      Why run away from "100% fruit juice"? (n/t) by DesiredUsername2008-10-16 15:58:30
                      So, bread and circuses, eh? by bitflipper2008-10-16 08:33:04
                        Alexis de Tocqueville by Stibbons2008-10-16 09:54:51
                          O-kay, *now* I'm officially scared ;-) (n/t) by bitflipper2008-10-16 10:28:43
                        Democracy: by Peace_man2008-10-16 09:01:35
                          "Democracy by bitflipper2008-10-16 09:14:30
                      I don't dispute that, either... by esbita2008-10-16 07:58:59
                        but the majority aren't that invested in by tesla_koil2008-10-16 08:02:22
                          Their loss, then. by esbita2008-10-16 08:14:53
      They can opt out. by Concept2008-10-16 05:44:36
      I don't know where you've been working by voxwoman2008-10-16 05:43:41
        health care cost by hunter_Q22008-10-16 09:40:37
        And what a GREAT job they do at it, too. by esbita2008-10-16 06:01:31
          Just raise the minimum wages, so everybody by klar_at_work2008-10-16 06:29:03
            No offense, but... by perlcat452008-10-16 10:32:55
              Your last paragraph sums it up perfectly (n/t) by hunter_Q22008-10-16 11:01:16
                The real core problem here... by esbita2008-10-16 11:07:38
                  It is a matter of priorities. by perlcat452008-10-16 11:58:55
                    You are right, to an extent. by esbita2008-10-16 12:09:41
            If you're making near min. wage... by esbita2008-10-16 06:41:01
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-10-16 04:00:01
Put me to sleep! PLEASE!!!!! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 03:59:30
  Hush little baby don't you cry... (n/t) by manxmania2008-10-16 05:49:55
    Hush, little baby, don't say a word (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-16 05:51:46
  Let me tell you about my views on... by jdelphiki2008-10-16 05:42:07
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by firehawk2008-10-16 23:45:09
  I put on my wizard robe and hat by AnimeJ2008-10-16 05:41:35
    Wanna cyber? by Avium2008-10-16 05:51:51
      *points at nick* by AnimeJ2008-10-16 05:52:28
        *pulls out club* Any males putting on their by firehawk2008-10-16 16:40:23
  *ca-chick* Make my day, punk. (n/t) by krikkert2008-10-16 05:09:13
    *eats "Dirty krikkert"'s .44 Magnum handgun* by firehawk2008-10-16 16:48:25
  *shoots firehawk in the neck with a tranq dart* by intrinsic2008-10-16 04:20:21
    Sorry. Zombie. No blood circulation. by firehawk2008-10-16 04:28:34
      Hush little zombie. Don't say a word. by kahuana2008-10-16 16:03:58
        Oooooo! MENSA herd? *drool* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 16:25:52
  *grabs mallet* (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-16 04:14:40
    *cringes* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 04:28:46
Interesting... by jpprater2008-10-16 03:07:33
Comment Board Trivia by count_02008-10-16 02:54:49
  The Federation has warp drive. by postaljohn2008-10-16 10:20:27
(OT) Wasn't this the theme of a recent Not Always by Arachnid2008-10-16 02:25:04
  Think I saw it only yesterday... (n/t) by DavidRS2008-10-16 02:54:16
LOTD... First ten done by shargo2008-10-16 02:17:35
  Done them all... by Avium2008-10-16 07:57:32
    Me to now :-) by shargo2008-10-16 08:06:19
      Dangit! I didn't need that! by Avium2008-10-16 09:19:07
        Muahahahaha.... by shargo2008-10-16 09:33:44
          "Not as easy..." by Avium2008-10-16 09:41:39
            Best time lvl 11: 08:80 :-) (n/t) by shargo2008-10-16 12:42:52
              Correction... 05:77 (n/t) by shargo2008-10-16 12:43:49
  18 was tricky by bobtail2008-10-16 04:58:13
  De-nied! by y2kdragon2008-10-16 04:48:56
    if it's not the game in the URL try this: by bobtail2008-10-16 05:00:06
      Playing games by y2kdragon2008-10-16 06:22:00
  25000 points :) by buzzin2008-10-16 04:27:26
  Won't "work" over here though by SciSSorS2008-10-16 04:12:14
  16 & 18 left (n/t) by shargo2008-10-16 03:51:41
    Finally! 21000. by shargo2008-10-16 06:10:36
      Bonus levels! stuck on first, other 3 done (n/t) by shargo2008-10-16 06:28:52
What am I doing in the nag strip? (n/t) by damn_skippy2008-10-16 01:42:41
  Raking in money doing a cameo by klar_at_work2008-10-16 02:58:19
    Raking a monkey with doodoo in Camelot? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 03:58:41
  The backstroke. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:06:12
  guest starring? (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-16 02:05:14
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2008-10-16 01:30:01
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-10-16 01:00:01
Noooo! I are expired! (membership wise) by Treehugger2008-10-16 00:52:51
  No coffee mugs with this year's memberships by Hieraco2008-10-16 01:25:11
  I can sponsor ya for a month... :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 00:57:03
    *will serve coffee for membership* by Treehugger2008-10-16 00:58:21
      hmmmm by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 01:00:17
        *bats eyes at Treehugger* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:24:51
          *prepares to serve coffee* (n/t) by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:04:08
            Oh no...I meant the offer you crossed out. ^.^ (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:07:39
              But I crossed it out. Therefore no longer viable (n/t) by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:08:36
                But...but...but... >.< *cries* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:09:56
                  Suck it up fireboy... (n/t) by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:17:59
                    *looks delighted* I can't. *stops self* by firehawk2008-10-16 02:23:21
          *chases firehawk with a cricket bat* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 01:50:03
            Oi! I'm not a cricket! *runs* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:51:13
              no... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 01:52:37
                But she offered! *holding out cash* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:53:12
Time *fwump* by firehawk2008-10-16 00:49:31
  *unfwump* Grrrrrrrrr! Laundry not dry. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:25:33
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-10-16 00:49:19
  Hello! by Nea2008-10-16 08:28:42
    *does the happy dance* by Treehugger2008-10-16 09:18:58
      *dances back* by Nea2008-10-16 09:35:28
  {{{Treehugger}}} by aprylmae2008-10-16 05:50:39
    *starts an IV* by AnimeJ2008-10-16 05:53:50
      {{{AnimeJ}}} by aprylmae2008-10-16 05:57:00
      *hooks the IV up to the back of the BAS machine* by Treehugger2008-10-16 05:56:57
        Thankies. much, much thankies. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-16 05:58:08
  *puts BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2008-10-16 05:37:41
    *fill mug with BAS and good vibes* by Treehugger2008-10-16 05:45:56
      Easiest exam ever. :-o by sgrunt2008-10-16 08:18:43
  Mornin by darthludi2008-10-16 04:29:33
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-10-16 04:44:35
      *hunts through temporal shift cupboard* by darthludi2008-10-16 05:02:41
  Oooo...yummy! Caek? *brings plate* by firehawk2008-10-16 02:04:33
    First sing happy birthday to Oedlan... by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:07:19
      ATTN: oedlan by firehawk2008-10-16 02:09:13
        Sung in the key of... by y2kdragon2008-10-16 04:44:25
          *eats y2kdragon's pitch-sensing* by firehawk2008-10-16 16:49:40
        Good! Very tuneful by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:18:37
          \o/ {{{treehugger}}} by firehawk2008-10-16 03:26:44
  how's about a nice sammich then? by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 01:51:05
    *cuts up the fresh bread goodness* by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:06:17
      *munches* by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 02:49:48
        I don't know how to do that, but ... by Nea2008-10-16 08:25:40
  Morning! by Electric Storm2008-10-16 01:30:24
    *serves Hot choc* by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:05:14
ATTN Illiad : by klar_at_work2008-10-16 00:34:13
  When I am finished with the archives... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 00:59:28
    Considers... by Dagna2008-10-16 05:03:48
Since my birthday last year by oedlan2008-10-16 00:32:38
  Happy Natal Anniversary by y2kdragon2008-10-16 04:42:50
  *brings out rats and drum* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:26:02
  Now I know what to wish for B-day by oedlan2008-10-16 00:54:00
  CAEK! (*steals and slices up in Illiways* (n/t) by Treehugger2008-10-16 00:53:32
  Congrats and a present for you: by klar_at_work2008-10-16 00:35:39
    Noooo! I told you Yesterday! by oedlan2008-10-16 00:36:40
      K&K got over 3000 comics .... (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-10-16 00:39:58
        Ebbeh... (n/t) by oedlan2008-10-16 00:52:28
          Once you are done with K&K go to www.nukees.com by klar_at_work2008-10-16 01:24:58
            Pheeeew.... by shargo2008-10-16 01:37:31
              How's your German? by klar_at_work2008-10-16 01:54:14
                Almost non-existant by shargo2008-10-16 02:11:03
                  You mean there are Swedish comics online? by klar_at_work2008-10-16 02:59:10
                    Here is a collection that are publicized by shargo2008-10-16 03:19:12
Silly Question of the Day: by klar_at_work2008-10-16 00:31:39
  The type that eats you. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 04:52:24
  So many wrong answers by y2kdragon2008-10-16 04:42:10
  Tako Nigiri-zushi? (n/t) by oedlan2008-10-16 00:35:30
thgin dooG by taitano2008-10-16 00:22:14
  You are sooo backwards. (n/t) by moddermonster2008-10-16 01:48:48
    ?uoy htiw gnorw s'tahW .ton s'eh oN (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:54:07
Iä! Iä! oot Fh'tagn! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 00:12:45
  you want oot to wake up? (n/t) by Klymer2008-10-16 00:33:32
    Yes! There should be more funneh (n/t) by Treehugger2008-10-16 00:49:41
      *offers Treehugger as a sacrifice* by firehawk2008-10-16 01:52:37
        *Doesn't want to be eaten* by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:03:23
          oot wouldn't eat you. She'd just tickle you... by firehawk2008-10-16 02:05:20
            Tickling occasionally produces funny dance by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:08:09
              *plants "tickle here" sign in ground with arrow to by firehawk2008-10-16 02:10:33
                *adjusts sign to point to Treehugger's ribs* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:14:53
                  *is glad about adjustment* (n/t) by Treehugger2008-10-16 02:17:29
                    Another one can come in 21.75 hours. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:23:57
    I'm summoning her from um...not sure by firehawk2008-10-16 00:45:07
      Cthoothlu? Oothulhu? by Sharku2008-10-16 01:10:20
        Rl'yoot? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:26:32
          Maybe oot'yeh? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:02:04
            Why are you talking to yourself? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:02:17
              You tell me! You are me, after all. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:02:29
                I am not! I'd never be that silly! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:02:40
                  Well, you're doing it now. Look and see. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:02:53
                    Oh, frell. You're right. I am. And so are you. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:03:09
                      Am not! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:03:17
                        Both of you shut up! I'm trying to sleep! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:03:34
                          (simultaneously) Yes, mommy. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 02:03:46
                            Dude by y2kdragon2008-10-16 04:40:58
                              Although 2 of us agree with you... by firehawk2008-10-16 04:50:37
                                'eats firehawk's multiple personalities* by Klymer2008-10-16 05:22:23
                                We thank you. by firehawk2008-10-16 16:50:43
the cold winter coming by RunNeoRun2008-10-16 00:12:01
  I Can Haz Sno?? by robertltux2008-10-16 09:54:10
  At least a cold winter would stop/slow down the by techi8702008-10-16 06:32:03
    We've got similar bug-problem by shargo2008-10-16 06:53:47
      *eats all pine and spruce beetles* by firehawk2008-10-16 17:24:27
  Yea.. by karl-henrik2008-10-16 02:04:49
    *suggests Hawaii* by firehawk2008-10-16 02:22:32
      I don't mind the cold so much by y2kdragon2008-10-16 04:39:55
        I like ice storms and snow and by joecrouse2008-10-16 17:15:47
          *eats all cold everywhere* by firehawk2008-10-16 17:23:24
        I hate cold. I despise it utterly. by firehawk2008-10-16 04:45:06
          I despise hot weather utterly. :) by Concept2008-10-16 04:56:29
  Are you sure it's not a combination of by taitano2008-10-16 00:17:52
    No, they think"oh no, not that s3 again!" (n/t) by Zoxer2008-10-16 03:58:59
    no; some have actually completed the thought by RunNeoRun2008-10-16 01:29:15
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-10-16 00:09:40
Someone who can make their mortgage payment? Wow. (n/t) by fudje2008-10-16 00:06:54
  I can by y2kdragon2008-10-16 04:37:27
  Hey, I still can. by aix tom2008-10-16 00:13:30
    And my station can *almost* by robertltux2008-10-16 09:59:20
    Meh, low priced US Gas .... :) by klar_at_work2008-10-16 00:21:15
      I dont know what gas is there.. by autreyman2008-10-16 05:54:43
        Estimate our gas prices at $10 a gallon .... (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-10-16 06:30:44
      *prepares to be lynched* by firehawk2008-10-16 00:47:52
        Things! by hobbs2008-10-16 01:32:21
          Stuff! by firehawk2008-10-16 01:50:57
            Ding! by aix tom2008-10-16 02:26:07
              And yet, tell a big-time CEO this... by firehawk2008-10-16 03:42:16
            I didn't get to sleep, so I'll touch on part of 5 by hobbs2008-10-16 02:04:39
              Right. Enriching them for no reason... by firehawk2008-10-16 02:14:21
                Or at least he'd collect the royalties by voxwoman2008-10-16 03:12:26
                  That too. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 03:28:12
        True. by aix tom2008-10-16 01:01:22
          I'd have to say you're in he minority there. by firehawk2008-10-16 01:29:33
            Well, I have one stock plan ... by aix tom2008-10-16 01:44:11
              company stock? Hahahahahahaha by voxwoman2008-10-16 03:15:23
              Yeah...that's what my annuity might do. by firehawk2008-10-16 01:56:45
          The weird part here will be that every blue collar by klar_at_work2008-10-16 01:14:57
        *eats lynch-mob* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 00:58:44
          Ah, thank you, kind sir. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:30:08
            tis lunch time anyways... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 01:51:44
              Ah...excellent. by firehawk2008-10-16 01:57:20
Wheeeee Nag strip! by Hieraco2008-10-16 00:03:29
  eeek, nag strip! Am I not membered anymore? by Treehugger2008-10-16 00:50:39
    So you are dismembered? (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-10-16 01:08:40
      mmhmm, seems like. Where'd my hands go? by Treehugger2008-10-16 01:13:34
        Oh no ... Treehugger cant bike no more ... by klar_at_work2008-10-16 01:16:13
          *eats Treehugger's bike* by y2kdragon2008-10-16 04:34:54
            NOOOooo! FESTUS! by Treehugger2008-10-16 04:43:53
              *eats scream while eyeing chest* by firehawk2008-10-16 04:51:43
            *eats y2kdragon's blood* by firehawk2008-10-16 04:40:59
  hold the book up so you can see through the page by klar_at_work2008-10-16 00:33:03
    *holds up klar* I don't see another klar at the by firehawk2008-10-16 00:48:42
      I hope you are good at bench pressing ... by klar_at_work2008-10-16 01:05:52
        It is in a virtual world. ^.^ (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:30:49
Erk... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 00:03:17
  Check out yesterday's comment by JD by klar_at_work2008-10-16 00:39:13
    and the current exchange rate ... by LilDragon2008-10-16 01:11:36
      hah... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 01:49:29
        Just wait 3 months and check out eBay ... (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-10-16 01:58:15
          why? you sellin' yours? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 02:48:48
Translations by Nea2008-10-16 00:01:01
  deutsch/German TLP (n/t) by Vertigo-12008-10-16 00:47:36
    by vertigo-1 by Vertigo-12008-10-16 00:56:24
      Nerv-Bild by darthludi2008-10-16 04:24:53
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-10-16 00:00:00
  Satangotlostwith realllllyhard by Hieraco2008-10-16 00:01:02
    Deep red in Konqueror (n/t) by rhakeios2008-10-16 10:01:01
    you again!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 00:02:14
      Me again! by Hieraco2008-10-16 00:04:48
        *eats Hieraco's listing of the nag strips* by firehawk2008-10-16 00:13:56
          I got it on my lappy. by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 00:46:17
            *eats mekkanik_mike's laptop* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 00:49:00
              there go the archives.... by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 01:01:17
                *eats the archives* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-16 01:57:40
  Satangotlostwith realllllyhard by mekkanik_mike2008-10-16 00:00:46

 

[Todays Cartoon Discussion] [News Index]

Come get yer ARS (Account Registration System) Source Code here!
All images, characters, content and text are copyrighted and trademarks of J.D. Frazer except where other ownership applies. Don't do bad things, we have lawyers.
UserFriendly.Org and its operators are not liable for comments or content posted by its visitors, and will cheerfully assist the lawful authorities in hunting down script-kiddies, spammers and other net scum. And if you're really bad, we'll call your mom. (We're not kidding, we've done it before.)