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Cartoon for Oct 09, 2008
Strip for Oct 09, 2008
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Hey, UFicle! Anybody listening? by adiplomat2008-10-09 23:47:25
  By the way, I'm pretty good at searches. by adiplomat2008-10-09 23:49:44
From the inbox: by RetiQlum22008-10-09 23:29:16
  Funny as far as the joke goes by Hieraco2008-10-09 23:40:45
    agreed. (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2008-10-09 23:49:40
Yet Another Bash Scripting question (sed-related) by cybergeek2008-10-09 23:03:38
  sed -e '/pattern/d' by OddParity2008-10-10 07:19:33
  cat foo.txt | grep -v 'pattern' >foo1.txt (n/t) by nix2008-10-09 23:08:35
    that deletes? (n/t) by cybergeek2008-10-10 00:53:05
Today's XKCD...I think the last one needs 2 chicks by rhinobird2008-10-09 22:47:45
  I have a natural log by cokish2008-10-10 02:01:03
  Bottom three are lost on me (IDGI) (n/t) by Hieraco2008-10-09 23:34:05
    The characters don't get it either. by Snate2008-10-09 23:47:16
  nah .. by LilDragon2008-10-09 23:17:12
  Yeah, it's Friday here, too... :-) (n/t) by DerSarek2008-10-09 22:57:45
Att; FireHawk by Spisefisken2008-10-09 22:35:55
  Remember to wear protective headgear by oedlan2008-10-09 23:53:14
UFies.Good wishes and prayers gratefully accepted by adiplomat2008-10-09 22:20:38
  {{{adiplomat}}} by shargo2008-10-09 23:11:59
  {{{adiplomat}}} by sonja2008-10-09 22:38:30
  Good luck mate!!! by mekkanik_mike2008-10-09 22:36:03
  {{{Dippy}}} by Spisefisken2008-10-09 22:33:32
  "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. by DesiredUsername2008-10-09 22:29:26
    If I got the same result... :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2008-10-09 22:52:19
  {{adiplomat}}} ~~~~~~~~~~~ by firehawk2008-10-09 22:28:22
Public Service Announcement by adiplomat2008-10-09 22:13:17
  I actually enjoyed it. by firehawk2008-10-09 22:28:45
    Too bad Shiloh the boof is in it by maximumbob2008-10-09 22:39:56
Users... by rhinobird2008-10-09 21:57:40
  I think you dropped an "L" :) (n/t) by Stuka2008-10-09 21:58:37
Thanks for being UFies. by adiplomat2008-10-09 21:37:59
  Agreed, I love this bunch of nuts. You are awesome (n/t) by Snate2008-10-09 22:18:21
  I agree by Spisefisken2008-10-09 22:10:28
  Yer good people, Dipster. by Illiad2008-10-09 21:41:01
    I usually see that as commie pink rat b6 by rhinobird2008-10-09 22:03:58
      my appologies...my brain just pooped on the thread by rhinobird2008-10-09 22:23:52
        Brain poop is better than rat poop. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 22:30:42
          where is LabRat? (don't really care) (n/t) by rhinobird2008-10-09 22:33:36
            Dunno...I was thinking of oot's "rat poop" prayer. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 22:34:45
              i don't think I've ever heard that. hows it go? (n/t) by rhinobird2008-10-09 22:42:29
    "Communist pinko"? Isn't that a bit to the right by adiplomat2008-10-09 21:45:14
  That's who we are. That's why we hang out here. by Peace_man2008-10-09 21:40:46
    User Friendly - the place where misfits fit! by adiplomat2008-10-09 21:47:25
anybody willing to send me a few Vista screen capt by ag__wyvern2008-10-09 21:36:30
My morning: by skippy-ish_guy2008-10-09 21:21:09
YUCK! by oot2008-10-09 21:15:29
  Wear one of those little paper masks. by firehawk2008-10-09 21:17:10
    Mrrph by oot2008-10-09 21:24:53
      But fighting over the key is fun! by firehawk2008-10-09 21:25:24
        *gives key to Billie Piper* by oot2008-10-09 21:33:07
          But...but...she's a willingly indentured clone! by firehawk2008-10-09 22:32:41
Invoke UFicle: Telephone and power cable by leejam2008-10-09 21:08:59
  Standards in .AU say 300mm (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-10-09 22:47:55
  Go here... by firehawk2008-10-09 21:20:50
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-10-09 21:00:02
  *buys a round of drinks for the board.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 21:04:32
Bring on the weekend!! by sonja2008-10-09 20:34:21
  Yes! by LilDragon2008-10-09 22:30:35
  ...Weeks end? by themadkansan2008-10-09 20:40:24
    They end at the beginning in a dark zone of by taitano2008-10-09 20:57:13
    3 years after you stop working. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 20:53:58
      s/stop wroking/die. by themadkansan2008-10-09 20:55:44
        s/die/go to a "senior work camp"/ by firehawk2008-10-09 20:57:19
          I doubt I'll have a 401(k) when/if it does. by themadkansan2008-10-09 21:05:18
I just voted by notdeadyet2008-10-09 20:26:55
  I received mine by maximumbob2008-10-09 20:27:33
    Witnesses? by notdeadyet2008-10-09 20:43:43
Can somebody repost by mekkanik_mike2008-10-09 20:17:40
  Done and will do (n/t) by Hieraco2008-10-10 00:06:57
My topology homeowork is done! by Llyr2008-10-09 20:07:26
  *poke poke* what server ? :) by Garrinka2008-10-09 20:13:48
    Nathrezim, Horde. (n/t) by Llyr2008-10-09 23:38:54
  Homeowork? Is that kinda like homeopathy? by Sharku2008-10-09 20:09:02
  Heh, fortuitous typo much? (n/t) by Llyr2008-10-09 20:07:36
    *snrk!* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-09 20:08:23
*sets orbital thwapper coordinates on hactar* by joresgump2008-10-09 20:05:06
  need something with loitering capabilities by rhinobird2008-10-09 21:52:58
  *eats the control panel* Give the boy some time. by firehawk2008-10-09 20:55:46
Well, that was unpleasant. by Peace_man2008-10-09 19:57:24
  All about the benjamins, baby. by themadkansan2008-10-09 20:41:56
    It's All About the Pentiums Baby!!! by taitano2008-10-09 20:45:40
      *aims gauss rifle* by themadkansan2008-10-09 20:52:09
        *adds a second gauss rifle to the line* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 21:08:38
What an a3hat by schwing12008-10-09 19:51:15
  "I'm as mad as hell," mad he seems yes... (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-09 23:46:06
  It sounds like he is very worried about not being by Peace_man2008-10-09 21:29:32
  I agree with all the solutions here. by firehawk2008-10-09 21:16:00
    Look below one post. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-10-09 21:18:18
      Saw it, and I agree. Nuke the s4 from orbit. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 21:27:38
        Crowbar. by McNutcase2008-10-09 21:40:19
          then... how about this? by mekkanik_mike2008-10-09 22:22:52
            Nah...I like the crowbars better. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 22:34:10
  As much as I like joe's and rook's answers... by RetiQlum22008-10-09 20:55:50
    Hear, Hear! (n/t) by Snate2008-10-09 22:15:35
      And I loved your use of the Doctor Who quote. (n/t) by Snate2008-10-09 22:16:20
  easy way to fix by robertltux2008-10-09 20:53:43
  I say he gets on a plane and tells Jensen face to by rook_mtl2008-10-09 20:17:18
  Wonder how that Carbunkle would by joecrouse2008-10-09 19:58:54
  Big fish in little pond syndrome by UGuardian2008-10-09 19:58:28
    its not unheard of.. the house we bought by Garrinka2008-10-09 20:05:07
The Time To Go To Bed Thread... by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 19:17:39
  *does the same*.. nighty night all (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-09 21:12:58
  *curls up in corner* by themadkansan2008-10-09 21:09:34
  *boffs Shadow with a pillow* by taitano2008-10-09 21:04:36
*sees flash out of corner of eye* by ChuckAB2008-10-09 18:55:56
  Err... backup before crash? by adiplomat2008-10-09 21:42:34
I can haz booz by schwing12008-10-09 18:46:37
*examines package of silver paintballs* by taitano2008-10-09 18:29:31
  *fires bazooka into the box from afar* by firehawk2008-10-09 18:31:06
    !O.O! No, that's not a fragment of me. . . by taitano2008-10-09 18:39:27
      Brings pants. (and ATTN: oot) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:44:28
        So I'm locked in the room now? by oot2008-10-09 20:18:37
          Nope...she kicked you out so she could by firehawk2008-10-09 21:23:51
  they wont go very far. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-10-09 18:30:33
    I think that's the idea...sabotage. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:31:28
{{{{{ the board }}}}} by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:16:19
  {{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}} by Calissa2008-10-09 21:03:18
  {{{{Garrinka}}}} by joresgump2008-10-09 20:03:15
    when I got home I saw that lot of people by Garrinka2008-10-09 20:08:38
  {{{Garrinka}}} by sonja2008-10-09 19:53:32
    {{{sonja}}} by Garrinka2008-10-09 19:59:05
  *twap twap twap* by schwing12008-10-09 18:47:33
    hey look at my *last* post :P by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:51:09
      *eats Garrinka's last post* by schwing12008-10-09 18:53:39
        *eats Garrinka's first post* by firehawk2008-10-09 18:54:51
          nooooooooooooooo now I never started posting here by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:56:12
            Not that first post...just the first in this threa by firehawk2008-10-09 21:24:43
        LOL kinda but you helped me though ;) by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:54:28
  {{{{{Garrinka!}}}}} (n/t) by Llyr2008-10-09 18:38:50
  {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-09 18:16:45
    {{{Garrinka and sgrunt's brains}}} by firehawk2008-10-09 18:19:02
      You again! by sgrunt2008-10-09 18:21:12
        Me again! by firehawk2008-10-09 18:21:50
I'm off to bed. by confused.brit2008-10-09 17:54:01
  *slips an eel under the covers* by firehawk2008-10-09 18:06:24
    And they're nothing to be afraid of. . . by taitano2008-10-09 18:08:55
      pish unagi is *yummy* .. by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:17:46
        But pish unagi slithering in one's bed? by firehawk2008-10-09 18:21:13
          pish is an excalmation you noob :P ;) by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:23:59
            NOOOOO! You're supposed to sit back... by firehawk2008-10-09 18:24:58
              its called girl solidarity ;) by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:26:29
                Yes. *conjures another eel... by firehawk2008-10-09 18:27:27
                  *snerk* is any different than some guy by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:29:53
                    *conjures American Red Dwarf pilot* by firehawk2008-10-09 18:32:13
                      o.0 care to explain? ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:33:04
                        Here... by firehawk2008-10-09 18:37:01
                          never watched it so.. no effect ;) by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:40:40
                            But you've seen the REAL Red Dwarf, right? by firehawk2008-10-09 18:45:09
                              mmm nope.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:49:29
                                O.O You have to see it. Rent it, I beg you. by firehawk2008-10-09 18:50:54
                                kk will do.. first I have to get *money* by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:52:45
                                Okay... *writes down winning lotto numbers* by firehawk2008-10-09 18:53:39
                                hehe thanks hon :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:55:14
      Hee hee! I do. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:12:03
  *hides a caffinated Vaporub under your pillow* by taitano2008-10-09 18:05:57
You realise you're an adult when... by McNutcase2008-10-09 17:53:57
  YRYAAW... by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 18:20:07
    This may explain what could be wrong with by Peace_man2008-10-09 21:38:21
    Be careful about that "make look bad" part. by ripley82008-10-09 19:21:26
    *puts a gold star on ShadowSystems' forehead* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:24:09
      (Moves it to my tush & happily streaks the Board.) by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 18:53:17
        Distance, 50 meters, Azimuth: by firehawk2008-10-09 21:27:04
    Carve them all into bits and slowly ship by joecrouse2008-10-09 18:22:21
      Unfortunately, I've already HAD that thought... by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 18:52:21
        so you kill them after work by joecrouse2008-10-09 19:05:16
          Except there isn't a night shift any more... by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 19:11:14
  And you also realise by DesertRat662008-10-09 18:09:59
    ...and has a wife and kid already? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:12:40
      Also registered to vote (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-09 18:53:13
        And grandchildren. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 21:31:21
Pick my dinner! by firehawk2008-10-09 17:44:09
  BTW: You do know that there is a UF_Cookbook... by RetiQlum22008-10-09 17:58:55
    I didn't quite know that, no. Thankee. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:05:20
  Ok, dinner's picked, but it'll cost you... by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 17:58:39
    Could me. I'll be in San Diego with Spisefisken by firehawk2008-10-09 18:01:27
      A bit, yeah, but still costly... by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 18:21:48
        Ohhhhh...why did you just say so. by firehawk2008-10-09 18:25:40
          Because "Domino's Pizza" should be illegal? by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 19:04:10
            Wow. Bad experience. by firehawk2008-10-09 21:30:50
  Go to supermarket. Buy generic pasta readymeal by confused.brit2008-10-09 17:51:53
    :P You don't understand. by firehawk2008-10-09 17:58:15
    ^^what she said. by RetiQlum22008-10-09 17:56:44
      Waitwaitwaitwait. by firehawk2008-10-09 18:00:34
      Added to which... by McNutcase2008-10-09 17:58:21
  Brocolli, raw. by RetiQlum22008-10-09 17:47:02
    And exactly where do you find one of these... by firehawk2008-10-09 17:48:03
      Fine: by RetiQlum22008-10-09 17:53:31
        Any suggestions for killing it, other than by firehawk2008-10-09 17:59:32
I Haz Fuud Poyzoning :( by voxwoman2008-10-09 17:43:20
  {{{voxwoman}}} (n/t) by morenna2008-10-09 19:59:37
  {{{Voxwoman}}} by McNutcase2008-10-09 19:34:07
  {{{ voxwoman }}} ++ ~~vibes (n/t) by iarann2008-10-09 18:35:41
  Offers to hold your hair. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-10-09 18:31:24
  *sends healing vibes*.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:28:02
  {{{voxwoman}}} Be strong. by Peace_man2008-10-09 18:20:21
  {{{voxwoman}}} by oot2008-10-09 18:09:23
  {{{{voxwoman}}}} by corwin172008-10-09 18:07:01
  (Does Shaman Dance to scare away the poison bits.) by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 17:55:48
    Wait...you forgot the incomprehensible mumbo-jumbo by firehawk2008-10-09 18:10:16
      (Sniffs it, smiles, and promptly by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 18:23:30
        *sigh* N00b. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:26:47
  {{{{voxwoman}}}} Feel better soon... (n/t) by radiowave9112008-10-09 17:54:42
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[+] by confused.brit2008-10-09 17:50:44
    Or a First Aid Kit going FTL? =} by ShadowSystems2008-10-09 19:05:40
    *snicker* I like it. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:26:06
  {{{{{voxwoman}}}}} *sends healing vibes* by Snate2008-10-09 17:48:54
  {{{voxwoman}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-09 17:47:08
  {{{vox}}} If you do start to feel worse... by firehawk2008-10-09 17:46:49
    (dudes = dudes|dudettes) (his = his|her) (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 17:47:23
Lovely news item: by UGuardian2008-10-09 17:38:56
What to do with wine I don't want? by notdeadyet2008-10-09 17:36:38
  *drinks notdeadyet's wine* by schwing12008-10-09 18:40:22
  throw a party! (n/t) by Woodburn2008-10-09 17:46:39
  cook with it. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-10-09 17:40:52
  Allowing em to gather dust is a good thing i gathe by confused.brit2008-10-09 17:38:12
*iz proud* I cooked from scratch with no recipe by purplepineapple2008-10-09 16:59:53
  I scratched a recipie from the cook. by taitano2008-10-09 18:04:14
    Really? He had them tattooed all over him? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:11:45
  Mmm mmm mmm. by hobbs2008-10-09 17:41:21
  Opinion by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:23:10
    Hmmmm yes, I might try the soup next time by purplepineapple2008-10-09 17:28:22
  Hmmm. I would have added some white wine. by AndyA2008-10-09 17:18:47
    I did consider that. by purplepineapple2008-10-09 17:27:12
      Try Drunken Chicken, then. by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:32:19
        (pardon, IN the stove.) (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:32:42
          In the oven...also called "beer can chicken". (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 17:37:08
            Also, I don't know any Aussies who drink... by RetiQlum22008-10-09 17:39:22
              Even if I did drink beer, I wouldn't touch it (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-10-09 17:56:06
                Really? You'd levitate the beer? O.O by firehawk2008-10-09 18:52:59
    If you wouldn't drink it, don't cook with it. by McNutcase2008-10-09 17:20:45
      That must only apply to wine. by kahuana2008-10-09 17:27:53
        It's a quality thing. by McNutcase2008-10-09 17:30:15
          I once made the mistake of... by RetiQlum22008-10-09 17:43:14
            For Applejack? by McNutcase2008-10-09 17:47:18
          I assume it was, but I'm not a connoisseur. (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-09 17:40:52
      I reccomend Spanish rujah wines. by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:25:21
  Sounds tasty by Intrinsic2008-10-09 17:16:22
  sounds wonderful! good job! (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2008-10-09 17:03:28
Well, I went and finished the LOLcat by confused.brit2008-10-09 16:48:36
  Here it is on ICHC by confused.brit2008-10-09 17:11:09
    I'd love to, but I can't find a votey thing. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 17:36:36
      It's the cheeseburgers above the image. (n/t) by Snate2008-10-09 17:37:38
        Yeah click as many cheeseburgers a you think the by confused.brit2008-10-09 17:40:29
          Gotcha...just had to have a talk with NoScript. by firehawk2008-10-09 17:51:55
  Bwahahaha! I approve of the evil look. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 17:04:49
  Cute! (n/t) by notdeadyet2008-10-09 17:03:40
Canadian Thanksgiving by Bastetsmuse2008-10-09 16:38:28
  Roast turkey with stuffing. by nix2008-10-09 20:12:04
  Flying squirrels and maple syrup. (n/t) by Llyr2008-10-09 18:39:43
  A large bird by Lethosos2008-10-09 16:43:49
    *locks Lethosos in cage* by oot2008-10-09 16:58:28
      Relax by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:03:47
        No, but thanks for asking. Hey oot, by firehawk2008-10-09 17:06:19
          *evil grin* by oot2008-10-09 17:11:05
            No it isnt! by confused.brit2008-10-09 17:12:29
              BWAHAHAHAHA! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 17:13:57
                Oooh, this is good. I tickle Lethosos by confused.brit2008-10-09 17:15:01
                  *is tickled like a bat outta...* by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:19:21
                    Hmmmm...if reality has gone all nuts... by firehawk2008-10-09 17:20:49
                      Hmmm...lemme try again... by firehawk2008-10-09 17:34:28
                        Oh, you gonna try ruining my ears even further? :P by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:35:46
                          Hmm, torment me will you firehawk? by confused.brit2008-10-09 17:39:12
                            BWAHAHAHA! *turns up Metallica again* by firehawk2008-10-09 17:52:44
                              *wanders away* by oot2008-10-09 17:54:55
                                Wait! Gimme that key back! *chases oot* by firehawk2008-10-09 18:13:16
                                I'll be out in a few hours... (n/t) by oot2008-10-09 18:29:13
                                AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *sets up a perimeter* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 21:33:36
                          Huh? What? I can't hear you! by firehawk2008-10-09 17:38:34
Social dilemma - Advice requested. by IdiotSavant2008-10-09 16:20:18
  Leave it up to SO to give reasons? by wooden352008-10-09 16:47:46
    Typically yes, we all (including SOs) go to these (n/t) by IdiotSavant2008-10-09 16:49:43
  Talk to SO + other person. by confused.brit2008-10-09 16:45:41
  Talk to the group by oot2008-10-09 16:32:23
  Well... by Lethosos2008-10-09 16:30:10
  Third option by subbywan2008-10-09 16:28:36
It's my stepson's 20th bday today... by Bastetsmuse2008-10-09 16:14:19
  Serious parsing error on my part! by corwin172008-10-09 16:58:37
    I parsed that as "Stepson's 20th Baby..." by Hieraco2008-10-09 23:15:22
    ha..... ha..... ha.... by Bastetsmuse2008-10-09 17:10:43
      But it's better in the brownies! (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:26:08
    I love you man! </stoned> (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:03:03
Attn: Lethosos by radiowave9112008-10-09 16:13:00
  Oh, php is installed... by Lethosos2008-10-09 16:16:28
It's official.... well, maybe not OFFICIAL by Bastetsmuse2008-10-09 16:07:01
  aww hon *megahugs*... by Garrinka2008-10-09 18:46:23
  {{{Bastetsmuse}}} Be strong. by Peace_man2008-10-09 18:24:20
  {{{{Bastetsmuse}}}} (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 17:08:35
  {{{Bastetsmuse}}} (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-10-09 16:48:50
  {{{Bastetsmuse}}} (n/t) by morenna2008-10-09 16:30:31
  *hugs* the time of year doesn't help either. by esbita2008-10-09 16:28:24
  {{{Bastetsmuse}}} by oot2008-10-09 16:16:16
  ~snuggles Bastetsmuse~ by confused.brit2008-10-09 16:10:29
    If I could temp one day a week, by Bastetsmuse2008-10-09 16:12:24
  {{{{{{{Bastetsmuse}}}}}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-10-09 16:08:20
OWWWW!!! by oot2008-10-09 15:56:50
  *stops stepping on oot's back after the 10th one* by firehawk2008-10-09 17:11:01
    Grrr... by oot2008-10-09 17:12:55
      Yes. Um...yeah, that's it. ^^ (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 17:14:41
  I must, I must, I must improve my by run.dll2008-10-09 16:07:48
    *looks for the Orbital LART remote* by Lethosos2008-10-09 16:13:43
      Vulerable to Lords of Acid, eh? by firehawk2008-10-09 17:09:45
        Nah, it's just that one. by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:29:08
Ufie poll: Printers by dodrian2008-10-09 15:50:39
  Certainly not the Lexmark. by firehawk2008-10-09 17:13:03
    That was my experience with them before :-) by dodrian2008-10-09 17:16:00
      Pffffh. by Lethosos2008-10-09 17:34:54
        unless it's a laser: not a chance in hell by Freakazoid2008-10-09 17:56:42
          Sure you aren't talking about Lexmarks? (n/t) by DavidRS2008-10-09 22:40:21
  Neither. by Bastetsmuse2008-10-09 15:59:27
Hey, Hactar! by bitflipper2008-10-09 15:38:08
  *brgins thwap-o-matic* by firehawk2008-10-09 17:17:16
  Very well written. (nt) by testy2008-10-09 15:43:53
Apparently, Life on Marz starts tonight. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 15:06:21
  I still call libel. by Lethosos2008-10-09 15:07:57
Is there a group of TV producers who's sole by hadji2008-10-09 15:00:16
  Their office is right next to by Stibbons2008-10-09 15:53:45
  the worst example EVER by ick2008-10-09 15:11:40
    It failed much sooner than that by corwin172008-10-09 16:53:19
    i meant the worst example of hollywood's by ick2008-10-09 16:06:33
    Nuh-UH! The worst example EVER by voxwoman2008-10-09 15:17:48
      Nope... there's something even WORSE by oot2008-10-09 15:20:31
        Yes, *THAT* I saw by Hieraco2008-10-09 23:12:49
        I made it through 3:52 of part 1... by firehawk2008-10-09 18:42:35
        O.O by voxwoman2008-10-09 17:40:38
        MINDBLEACH! by McNutcase2008-10-09 16:37:24
  Its called by confused.brit2008-10-09 15:01:49
    I thought it was called the by AndyA2008-10-09 15:22:54
    BBC by Lethosos2008-10-09 15:06:19
      Somehow I can't see an American version of by veran2008-10-09 16:25:55
Annother poem by Rogue19712008-10-09 14:53:38
ATTN: photographic and photoshop UFies by confused.brit2008-10-09 14:46:27
  I think this is the best I'm gonna get by confused.brit2008-10-09 16:07:47
  Ain't nothin' gonna make that "clean". by hobbs2008-10-09 15:18:30
  Load it into IrfanView. by kelli2172008-10-09 15:07:49
    Which version are you using? by confused.brit2008-10-09 15:14:00
      Never mind, i found the current version 4.20 by confused.brit2008-10-09 15:20:22
        The resample was kind of... by kelli2172008-10-09 15:29:23
          ~nods~ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-09 15:46:58
      4.20 (n/t) by kelli2172008-10-09 15:14:42
  Beyond my skills. Sorry. :( (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:58:42
    ahh, it's ok, between all of us, im sure someone by confused.brit2008-10-09 15:00:20
  you caan tell its almost friday by Rogue19712008-10-09 14:57:16
    LOL! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-09 15:07:31
    Well, that cat was a little under-clothed... (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 14:57:57
  GAH! by Lethosos2008-10-09 14:52:48
    Thanks Lethosos. by confused.brit2008-10-09 14:58:31
ATTN: sgrunt by firehawk2008-10-09 14:33:54
  Ooooooh am feelink naughty (n/t) by Eboreg2008-10-09 14:48:01
    *eats Eboreg's naughtiness* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:51:09
  *grabs firehawk and puts his head into the hole* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-09 14:47:48
    *eats firehawk's brains thinking it's sgrunt's* (n (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 14:51:09
      *watches Lethosos eat the fake me's brains* by firehawk2008-10-09 14:51:59
        *regenerates* by Lethosos2008-10-09 14:54:10
          *tosses another bomb thru the hole and shuts it* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:56:22
            *grabs chair and runs* (nt) by testy2008-10-09 14:57:33
              *eats chair* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:59:42
    *sees the fake firehawk-head come thru and... by firehawk2008-10-09 14:50:51
  *grabs popcorn and folding chair* by testy2008-10-09 14:39:05
    *waits on the other side with firehawk* (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 14:43:32
database questions: by Nessalc2008-10-09 14:30:51
  Use CLOBS by Sterling_Ag2008-10-09 14:53:48
    Agree by Spisefisken2008-10-09 22:46:10
  I never liked BLOBs. by Lethosos2008-10-09 14:50:15
  If you don't need binary safety a large text fiiel by intrinsic2008-10-09 14:35:56
US Election Thread (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-09 14:25:29
  Link to "US political thread" below by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 14:30:31
    Sorry, never saw the original thread (n/t) by jpprater2008-10-09 14:44:40
      No problems :), it was way down there. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 14:47:12
  Bob McEwen on the 2008 Election by jpprater2008-10-09 14:29:13
    HEH! by Illiad2008-10-09 15:51:03
    Let me guess... by AndyA2008-10-09 14:50:31
      Well... by jpprater2008-10-09 15:05:03
        On a point of information... by AndyA2008-10-09 15:30:01
          More info: Founded in 1938 and converted to a by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 15:49:55
        I am on part 4 and I can not shoot any major by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 15:14:07
          Part 4 @ 5:30 by Menetlaus2008-10-09 18:10:20
          One big hole in jpprater's summary. by tallastro2008-10-09 15:54:34
            It shouldn't have been created in the first place. by lheggland2008-10-09 16:36:03
          I doubt there are any holes in this facts by AndyA2008-10-09 15:40:57
            So far, even with his admitted bias, he does make by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 15:47:55
              To answer your question... by AndyA2008-10-09 16:06:52
                I can get you the right to vote by DesertRat662008-10-09 17:58:13
      Not to mention that some of us can't watch youtube (n/t) by DesiredUsername2008-10-09 15:01:02
        From what I've watched so far... by AndyA2008-10-09 15:09:31
          I really doubt that it's even factually correct. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 18:30:14
          On the "majority in congress" *Excuse* by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 15:19:46
            It's not entirely an excuse. by tallastro2008-10-09 16:28:30
              You miss the point I am making though by Classic_jon2008-10-09 21:19:03
            So both parties are equally to blame for by AndyA2008-10-09 15:55:23
              Exactly my point. BOTH parties need to stop by Classic_jon2008-10-09 21:20:38
    On part 2 and he is making perfect sense so far (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 14:48:50
    So, what did he say? by DesertRat662008-10-09 14:37:50
      It's in the video. by jpprater2008-10-09 14:42:34
Copying DVDs/making ISOs in Windows? by toysbfun2008-10-09 14:24:01
  imgburn by Freakazoid2008-10-09 14:31:57
  ISOBuster will make an DVD ISO image (n/t) by intrinsic2008-10-09 14:26:20
    s/an/a/ ... (n/t) by intrinsic2008-10-09 14:30:44
Attn: Hactar by testy2008-10-09 14:11:06
  hey, hold up a minute... by DavidRS2008-10-09 22:45:49
  One thing that might be necessary by Peace_man2008-10-09 15:10:53
  My current GF and I did not say that to each other by Sterling_Ag2008-10-09 14:50:52
    Agreed. by testy2008-10-09 14:56:32
      Especially from the mountaintops. :P (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 14:58:59
  That's not a relationship. That's a glacier trying by Klaranth2008-10-09 14:27:53
  A full year?!???!!? by firehawk2008-10-09 14:21:08
    Yes, it's true. by testy2008-10-09 14:28:39
oh, dear. We haz a funny. by aprylmae2008-10-09 13:40:50
  I think "gems" are really tiny by notdeadyet2008-10-09 14:31:18
    Ooooo... by Lethosos2008-10-09 14:37:46
  I've always heard "jewels"... by Bonzo2008-10-09 13:59:31
Ah-HA! by SnArL2008-10-09 13:36:38
  Pssst.... If you decide to go a bit east (NM) by dire_lobo2008-10-09 15:50:48
  Coincidentally, it's also the name of an 80s band by hadji2008-10-09 13:44:17
    Nitpick - "A-ha" is the band ;-D by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 14:03:10
      How often do I have to say it? by hadji2008-10-09 14:27:32
        ;-) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 14:43:54
        Now that I can agree with... by Avium2008-10-09 14:29:41
  Do share. by firehawk2008-10-09 13:39:37
    Camp Verde was aboput 15 miles from where we'd go by SnArL2008-10-09 13:53:19
      Ahh...Camp Verde...my friend lived there for a by firehawk2008-10-09 14:01:25
        :'( by SnArL2008-10-09 14:06:48
          The drive is still beautiful... by firehawk2008-10-09 14:08:57
I just heard the magical phrase from SWMBO. by schwing12008-10-09 13:17:21
  Gah, *picks jaw up off floor* , wow ;oD (n/t) by intrinsic2008-10-09 14:37:17
  Cue Ogden Nash... by zelda2008-10-09 14:14:14
    2 spouses, 1 cup? (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 14:28:33
      Yep, for instance by run.dll2008-10-09 14:35:10
        *groans* by Lethosos2008-10-09 14:41:03
  You do realize . . . by hadji2008-10-09 13:24:14
  Quick, buy flowers! by run.dll2008-10-09 13:20:34
Dow Jones down almost 680 points right now by merlin2008-10-09 13:17:03
  Oops, should refresh before I post. (n/t) by merlin2008-10-09 13:26:15
Dow Jones dropped to under 9000 by toysbfun2008-10-09 13:06:05
  Related: Canada's banks ranked soundest by run.dll2008-10-09 15:56:32
    Weird. by Illiad2008-10-09 15:58:54
      Gringotts on Howe St. by run.dll2008-10-09 16:06:21
  Then, potentially, the Market just closes. by taitano2008-10-09 15:19:56
    Not quite... by pstradomski2008-10-09 16:30:42
      No, you're giving back the $100,000 that they gave by taitano2008-10-09 16:55:55
  I buy all the companies and become by voxwoman2008-10-09 15:14:40
  Related: New woes for Iceland. by run.dll2008-10-09 14:51:29
    " Iceland is all but officially bankrupt" by run.dll2008-10-09 16:48:40
    More info on our actions by confused.brit2008-10-09 14:56:22
      Perfidious Albion! by run.dll2008-10-09 16:20:04
  Windmills do not work that way. (n/t) by hobbs2008-10-09 14:45:46
  They start calling it Up Jones? (n/t) by morenna2008-10-09 13:47:23
  Then there will be no Dow Jones (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-09 13:31:24
  that number was so artificially inflated that I am by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 13:10:59
  not seeing humour in it right now by tesla_koil2008-10-09 13:09:18
    If they are near retirment then they should be ok. by AndyA2008-10-09 13:47:41
    Neither am I. by toysbfun2008-10-09 13:17:20
    I think I'm on the other side of the fence by imrambi2008-10-09 13:14:22
      We are in similar circumstance by tesla_koil2008-10-09 13:20:44
        No it doesn't (n/t) by imrambi2008-10-09 13:27:55
          This is why conventional pensions... by firehawk2008-10-09 13:37:33
            Pensions were built on flawed assumptions. by esbita2008-10-09 14:56:06
              It's yours assuming the economy doesn't collapse. by firehawk2008-10-09 21:35:31
            Where do you think they parked the money in by basher202008-10-09 14:23:27
              Sell? I'm tepmted to buy right now. by AndyA2008-10-09 14:42:46
            *BZZZT* Wrong by SnArL2008-10-09 14:03:26
              *BZZZT* Wrong again. In theory, yes. by firehawk2008-10-09 14:06:33
                People who pay attention. (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-09 15:55:53
                  It must be wonderful to be so attuned to the by firehawk2008-10-09 17:28:46
                I guess I have an advantage by SnArL2008-10-09 14:14:21
                  Yeah, that would be an advantage. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:27:17
                Lots of people by DesertRat662008-10-09 14:09:50
                  Happy for them. They got out at the right time. by firehawk2008-10-09 14:12:08
                    If you are close to retirment by AndyA2008-10-09 14:16:25
                      Yes, those young people who did it by firehawk2008-10-09 14:26:51
                        In that situation the value of your 401k right now by AndyA2008-10-09 14:39:42
                          When you're young and aren't aware of the choices, by firehawk2008-10-09 17:25:15
                            ONE company has offered 401k by joecrouse2008-10-09 20:05:20
                        Provided they don't retire tomorrow they're ok. by vetitice2008-10-09 14:33:22
                          Check the geekcode by confused.brit2008-10-09 14:37:54
                            Correct. The parents are near-retirement age. by firehawk2008-10-09 14:54:15
                              And not my parents; AndyA's parents. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:57:06
                                My parents retired years ago. by AndyA2008-10-09 15:02:14
                                I lost track then. Whose parents? by firehawk2008-10-09 17:25:49
  It explodes! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-09 13:06:35
    Sensible answers by confused.brit2008-10-09 13:27:29
can you burn an .iso file to a flash drive? (n/t) by ick2008-10-09 12:22:57
  oops, i mean so you can boot off it by ick2008-10-09 12:24:06
    You need to do legwork if you want it to be by hobbs2008-10-09 12:38:02
    Yes by imrambi2008-10-09 12:31:26
*sigh* Well, I guess that problem's solved. by toysbfun2008-10-09 12:22:02
Aqauriums, now with real sea water! by nix2008-10-09 11:59:53
  "...and a few people said they would by notdeadyet2008-10-09 17:32:05
  Open Comments? by AnimeJ2008-10-09 12:02:58
    Some of the contents are priceless. by run.dll2008-10-09 13:29:10
      Looks like snarky sarcasm to me. by kelli2172008-10-09 14:18:18
    I don't see any comments. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-10-09 12:05:12
      They are...delayed. by Avium2008-10-09 12:11:32
      I see comments right on that page. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-10-09 12:06:43
        Ayup, they're all the way at the bottom. (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-09 12:08:21
*tears self away from board*.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:55:02
  Brings out paper of extended thwapping by shargo2008-10-09 13:00:47
  *gets out Giant Squeaky hammer N' thwaps Garrinka* by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 12:56:28
  *twap twap twap* by schwing12008-10-09 12:09:23
Echo of the 80's by shargo2008-10-09 11:47:05
  This made me read the wikipedia entry by ripley82008-10-09 19:04:29
  Didn't Firefox have a laser? (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-09 15:42:11
    Not as I remember from the book by shargo2008-10-09 22:56:05
  Firefox, bah! Airwolf vs. by basher202008-10-09 12:28:25
    Blue Thunder wasn't bulletproof. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 12:29:45
      From small arms, yes. by ManiacJoe2008-10-09 13:45:31
I have a favorable predispostion towards by hadji2008-10-09 11:31:53
  lusciously loquacious (n/t) by unjust2008-10-09 14:13:52
  A video for you... by oot2008-10-09 12:50:27
  Where's Orson Welles When you need him (n/t) by basher202008-10-09 12:29:12
    :-D by hadji2008-10-09 12:32:33
  Hmmm. . . Nah. The beat is too strained. by taitano2008-10-09 11:58:43
  Is this the remake by Sir Pun-a-lot? (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-09 11:45:41
  I also have a favorable predisposition towards by AnimeJ2008-10-09 11:45:24
  Why am I now just thinking of a particular song? ( (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 11:34:08
    Queen "Fat bottom girls?" (n/t) by NDwight2008-10-09 12:22:55
      Sir Mix-a-Lot "Baby Got Back"? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 13:46:59
        teh winar! (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 13:53:34
          Lulz! Wut I winz? (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:03:12
            U wins the chance 2 sees my 2nd lolcat. by confused.brit2008-10-09 14:05:15
              Ooooo...j00 showz me! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:07:04
                I iz makings noaw. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-09 14:08:38
                  HA! Youz mizspell "nao". Lulz. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:09:44
      Uhhh . . . not quite. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 12:28:03
    As sung by Donkey! (n/t) by Avium2008-10-09 11:39:43
      I was thinking of the 8-Bit Theater version. :D (n (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 11:41:21
        /me has spawnlings. by Avium2008-10-09 11:44:37
So I finally tried Subway's by merlin2008-10-09 11:23:39
  I invented the Feast. by kelli2172008-10-09 14:39:04
  made fresh several weeks ago, assembled now. (n/t) by unjust2008-10-09 14:07:57
  Im a fan of the Chicken Pizzola sub by confused.brit2008-10-09 12:56:28
    o.O Sweet corn? On a sub? by firehawk2008-10-09 13:48:03
      I guess our subway decided it was going to go the by confused.brit2008-10-09 13:50:39
        It's my influence...MUHAHAHAHA! by firehawk2008-10-09 14:03:54
          Ahh, but which one? by confused.brit2008-10-09 14:05:59
            *eats all 3 Subways* by firehawk2008-10-09 14:07:40
              Nooooooo! by confused.brit2008-10-09 14:11:37
                *sets up an ice cream shop next door* by firehawk2008-10-09 14:28:02
    I'm a huge favorite of the $2.79 daily special by merlin2008-10-09 13:15:07
      Meh the specials are boring by confused.brit2008-10-09 13:17:49
        Stateside, Friday is the Tuna by merlin2008-10-09 13:33:00
  I ate Quizno's today by SnArL2008-10-09 11:34:42
    One store or the entire chain? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-09 11:48:20
      *eats entire Quizno's chain* by firehawk2008-10-09 14:04:36
  I gave a guy a $2 tip on a $6 Subway Sub by siibr2008-10-09 11:33:09
    Whas it made with the meat of by taitano2008-10-09 11:42:25
    Was his name Arthur? (n/t) by SaylorA2008-10-09 11:40:27
  I'm a pretty big fan of it on that sandwich, too. by AnimeJ2008-10-09 11:25:26
    No olives? Heathen!! by merlin2008-10-09 11:30:43
      Yea, no olives. I dunno what it is about them, by AnimeJ2008-10-09 11:46:19
        Black or green? by Avium2008-10-09 11:49:20
          Both. I'm fine with either on Pizza though, by AnimeJ2008-10-09 11:59:33
      No jalapenos? Heathen!! by SaylorA2008-10-09 11:37:55
Google/YouTube reads XKCD by CyberKnight2008-10-09 11:21:41
  Yeah, it was listed in the blag last night. (n/t) by spud2008-10-09 11:42:30
  Meh... I never read the comments anyway. by taitano2008-10-09 11:41:30
Eating statistics by joresgump2008-10-09 11:11:16
  *eats davidrs's result8 by DavidRS2008-10-09 22:48:27
  I dont know what your complaining about by joecrouse2008-10-09 18:27:55
  Why do I feel the desire to quote by corwin172008-10-09 14:37:42
  Illiad's number scares me. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 13:49:14
    Are you implying that he sold his soul to by joresgump2008-10-09 14:05:13
      I'm not implying anything, so I'll be the last to by firehawk2008-10-09 14:10:21
  I would dare to bet that I may in fact be by todAnthony2008-10-09 13:00:33
    nope cant be (n/t) by joecrouse2008-10-09 18:26:11
    I see only 12 results by confused.brit2008-10-09 13:04:43
  schwing1 - two replies by schwing12008-10-09 11:51:37
    *nibbles a bit* by AnimeJ2008-10-09 12:00:42
      Which bit? by Avium2008-10-09 12:01:55
        The knotty friday bits. by AnimeJ2008-10-09 12:03:41
          They are used quite a bit. by schwing12008-10-09 12:06:50
            As opposed to certain other bits? by Avium2008-10-09 12:12:26
              What, you want them? >) (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 12:14:03
                Oh, those?? by schwing12008-10-09 12:19:21
                  *eats entire subthread under the TMI rule* (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 14:55:56
  I had my brain eaten yesterday for the first time, by siibr2008-10-09 11:44:27
  Eboreg: 45 by Eboreg2008-10-09 11:33:02
    Eboreg the Puncher! I forgot thee!!! by joresgump2008-10-09 11:48:37
      *eats joresgump's brains* by Lethosos2008-10-09 11:50:48
        *punches joresgump's stomach* by Eboreg2008-10-09 15:27:27
          *eats Eboreg's ligaments* by firehawk2008-10-09 17:31:36
  UPDATE !!! by joresgump2008-10-09 11:23:24
    *eats joresgump's UPDATE!!!* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 11:39:33
    Illiad demoted? by confused.brit2008-10-09 11:24:31
      It's not just Illiad, everyone did a little. by AnimeJ2008-10-09 11:27:06
        I got promoted. by confused.brit2008-10-09 11:27:50
          *eats confused.brit's promotion* by AnimeJ2008-10-09 11:29:15
            :D (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-09 11:29:43
              *eats confused.brit's...* Oh, b6. Another one. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 13:50:15
  9 (n/t) by imrambi2008-10-09 11:22:45
  AnimeJ: 48 by AnimeJ2008-10-09 11:22:12
  hey not bad.. middle of the pack ;) by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:21:36
  VivianC: 1 (n/t) by VivianC2008-10-09 11:21:34
  merlin: 8 (n/t) by merlin2008-10-09 11:20:25
  So Illiad really is an evil mastermind!!! (n/t) by merlin2008-10-09 11:19:03
  *eats joresgump's result* (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-09 11:17:27
  Looks like Hactar is TASTY!!! by Peace_man2008-10-09 11:15:57
    A good source of vitamin Z and by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 11:25:27
      I was thinking more along the lines by schwing12008-10-09 11:45:06
  Clearly, I'm not eating enough by y2kdragon2008-10-09 11:14:32
  bad results by Freakazoid2008-10-09 11:14:30
    actually, is by joresgump2008-10-09 11:16:45
attn: Classic Jon by Garrinka2008-10-09 10:22:03
  Replied and *hits Garrinka with a squeaky hammer* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 12:20:22
  *eats GMail* by merlin2008-10-09 10:29:46
    well there's "good" expansions... by Garrinka2008-10-09 10:37:01
      Isn't that an "extension"? ;-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:01:20
        if you wanna be *technical* about that by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:04:43
          DO NOT WANT by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:14:26
            I'll be "nice" and not say *exactly how*.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:18:50
              It involved you & Mike Rowe, didn't it? *flees* ( (n/t) by merlin2008-10-09 11:21:00
                Most people don't know he was an Opera singer by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 12:30:45
                omg I *so* have to tell you a story :D by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:25:54
                  Oh, I've seen that one! by Lethosos2008-10-09 12:08:35
        Shouldn't it include elements of both? (n/t) by merlin2008-10-09 11:02:50
Beverage Warning! by wabbit652008-10-09 10:17:14
  nice! (n/t) by Vidi2008-10-09 11:01:35
Now what? (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 10:14:37
  Be. Here. Now. What? (n/t) by siibr2008-10-09 11:34:23
  that brain devoided of ideas deserves eating by joresgump2008-10-09 10:31:58
    Mmm....tasty puns you just ate. by firehawk2008-10-09 17:33:44
  Now this. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-09 10:15:09
    That was unexpected (n/t) by merlin2008-10-09 10:19:15
      How so? (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-09 10:21:52
        We were not prepared :( (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-09 10:22:38
          You should have been. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-09 10:23:34
            But we were not (n/t) by merlin2008-10-09 10:27:42
              He'd been imprisoned for 10000 years, you see. (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-09 10:34:09
                And the bread had gotten stale. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 10:47:54
                  But he didn't have a blender to make breadcrumbs. (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-09 11:07:03
                    but certainly you had rocks (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-09 11:24:47
                      I'd heard it was hard to get them off (n/t) by merlin2008-10-09 11:54:47
                        Yes, it would have to be. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 12:28:59
ATTN: Hactar..... again by aprylmae2008-10-09 10:10:40
  will y'all leave the poor boyo alone? ;) by Garrinka2008-10-09 10:39:45
    Oh, it's ok:) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 10:47:18
      as long as your okay with it ;) by Garrinka2008-10-09 10:50:15
        I see it like this... by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 10:53:29
          heh.. I look at it *this* way.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 10:58:56
            Lazy?! git?! North!? Drive?! by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 11:20:23
              *sigh, borrows aprylmae's thwap-o-matic* by firehawk2008-10-09 13:55:14
              yes you are lazy mangy Scot's git ;) by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:29:56
                As soon as I get a free weekend:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 11:38:03
                  good *hugs* :) by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:44:22
          Ah, so it's the excuse layer now? by AnimeJ2008-10-09 10:55:04
            It's always been there, now it has a name:) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 10:58:55
              jinx! ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:00:07
                *grmbl* :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 11:02:42
                  *poke poke* read my reply ;) by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:08:26
                    *poke poke poke* Read my reply:) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 11:21:15
                      yes I *called* jinx.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:31:47
                      Corona? by Lethosos2008-10-09 11:31:26
                        one better .. ;) okocim mocne.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:34:20
                          Ah, but... by Lethosos2008-10-09 11:36:30
                            you want "expensive" get Chimay.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:42:24
                              True by Lethosos2008-10-09 11:47:20
                                hon I got to try Leffe and Chimay from by Garrinka2008-10-09 11:53:15
                                Hurrah for .BE beers it seems :p by ExO_DsR2008-10-09 12:51:33
                                Well... by Lethosos2008-10-09 11:58:01
  I read ya:) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 10:33:02
    you are not stupid by aprylmae2008-10-09 11:21:41
  *admires aprylmae's Thwap-o-matic* (n/t) by joresgump2008-10-09 10:30:33
  Seconded by jpprater2008-10-09 10:22:44
Does anyone use YAML in C? by vetitice2008-10-09 10:10:07
  It *looks* like you don't do that directly. by bwkaz2008-10-09 21:45:27
    Thanks, but I got the hang of it! by vetitice2008-10-10 07:42:23
workplace mentality question by morenna2008-10-09 09:43:03
  this actually happened to me by voxwoman2008-10-09 15:26:36
  For me as a manager I would sit with them and find by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 13:02:12
  It may not be a problem with the employee by Miss L. Anyus2008-10-09 11:11:29
  If you worked here: Yes, no, no. by vetitice2008-10-09 10:49:31
    hedgehog? (n/t) by morenna2008-10-09 11:48:35
      From the old Rugby song. by vetitice2008-10-09 13:00:36
      Explaination within. by Lethosos2008-10-09 11:53:40
        so you punish someone who shows initiative? (n/t) by morenna2008-10-09 11:58:30
          Depends. by vetitice2008-10-09 13:02:45
            I suspect the latter is occurring. by morenna2008-10-09 13:17:26
          Oh, thought you wanted the *term* explaination. by Lethosos2008-10-09 12:04:36
            well, both, actually :o) by morenna2008-10-09 12:12:45
              I'd recommend a little light reading by Lethosos2008-10-09 12:40:25
                Thanks! I'll pass that along. (n/t) by morenna2008-10-09 13:49:37
  depends... by deadweasle2008-10-09 10:33:45
    Valid point and That highlights the difference by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 13:24:21
  If the employee is doing a good job by shargo2008-10-09 10:17:09
  The order is reversed. by frobnicator2008-10-09 09:57:13
    but you would at least consider letting them do by morenna2008-10-09 10:38:47
      It's difficult to find good people. by run.dll2008-10-09 11:30:24
      In that case, I'd speak to HR by Miss L. Anyus2008-10-09 11:06:32
        HR bounces it back to the supervisor by morenna2008-10-09 11:57:24
          In other words... by Lethosos2008-10-09 12:02:37
  It would depend on whether my opinion matched the by romandas2008-10-09 09:52:58
  I don't think so by y2kdragon2008-10-09 09:52:51
*aims cannon full of puffballs, glitter, and candy by aprylmae2008-10-09 09:36:39
  *eats bunnies* by taitano2008-10-09 11:28:16
  *eats kittens* by y2kdragon2008-10-09 09:53:29
    NO! by aprylmae2008-10-09 10:03:44
      Cuddles, your lunch is here! (n/t) by corwin172008-10-09 10:17:58
        NO!!! by aprylmae2008-10-09 10:25:40
          But I'm hungry by y2kdragon2008-10-09 10:39:37
      She's right by Lethosos2008-10-09 10:05:52
        NO!!!! by aprylmae2008-10-09 10:08:04
          That's okay by Lethosos2008-10-09 10:29:57
  *eats aprylmae's excess energy* by sgrunt2008-10-09 09:42:30
    But it might go away before then by aprylmae2008-10-09 09:47:37
ATTN: Tallastro by McNutcase2008-10-09 09:33:16
  Keep pluggin' away. by tallastro2008-10-09 10:12:46
    Well, the hand-cranked plastic jobs... by McNutcase2008-10-09 10:21:04
      The hand-cranked ones are fine. by Nea2008-10-09 10:40:31
        I tend to avoid plastic if possible. by tallastro2008-10-09 10:53:57
          You can make me one like by distaff2008-10-09 11:12:00
            Oooh, thanks for that link! by McNutcase2008-10-09 11:59:55
            Oh carp, she's reading UF today. by tallastro2008-10-09 11:25:46
          Okay... by Nea2008-10-09 11:08:06
            That's cool. I wouldn't stand between you and your by tallastro2008-10-09 11:34:30
              I was responding to McNutcase. by Nea2008-10-09 11:47:43
Is intelligence a reproductive liability? by kelli2172008-10-09 09:24:10
  Yes, but it's far more complicated than that. (n/t by raptor_872008-10-09 19:11:18
  The intelligence of the world is a constant by andyz2008-10-09 13:05:47
  Way to call Illiad stupid. ;-) by Avium2008-10-09 11:54:45
    If the shoe fits . . . by hadji2008-10-09 12:09:53
      ... make sure you have the one for the other foot. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 12:17:48
        I dropped it. by hadji2008-10-09 12:20:13
          Doesn't that just make you feel by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 12:23:26
            Knot completely. by hadji2008-10-09 12:34:26
              Too busy to come up with a comeback to that. by talon07202008-10-09 12:56:55
  More than a reproductive liability by DesertRat662008-10-09 11:50:57
    The term is "bubblewrapping your kids* essentially (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 12:13:15
      Not your, everyone's (n/t) by DesertRat662008-10-09 13:05:35
  Sorry, too busy paying for everyone else's. (n/t) by esbita2008-10-09 11:46:52
  Google "The Marching Morons" by run.dll2008-10-09 11:38:06
  I saw a movie recently with that premise. by Peace_man2008-10-09 11:06:47
    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-10-09 12:50:34
      Moderated: Non-FYOS safe link (n/t) by Nea2008-10-09 12:50:55
      Mods: FYOS violations in link. (n/t) by nix2008-10-09 12:25:46
      That's the one! Thanks. (n/t) by Peace_man2008-10-09 11:59:55
      s/s/c :P (n/t) by romandas2008-10-09 11:31:30
    "Idiocracy" (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-09 11:30:42
  Not a new question by basher202008-10-09 10:55:52
  Like anyone here would know . . . by hadji2008-10-09 10:36:40
  The followup question, then, is... by jdelphiki2008-10-09 10:29:53
  They are breeding more because they fail to by hej2008-10-09 10:19:34
  No, but stupidity isn't either. (n/t) by tallastro2008-10-09 10:15:23
  I think in this country, its because they are by confused.brit2008-10-09 09:59:16
  In my bitter moments, I do wonder.. by romandas2008-10-09 09:55:36
  Arguably. by toysbfun2008-10-09 09:49:41
  Yes. Here's the proof. by subbywan2008-10-09 09:29:05
Today's S*P is pretty funny (for comics geeks) by ag__wyvern2008-10-09 09:17:33
o.O by hadji2008-10-09 09:11:42
  he just spent a year dead for tax reasons (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-09 11:23:07
  He's not dead. He's just seeing how long he can by taitano2008-10-09 10:51:27
  Absolutlely Not! by Ston2008-10-09 10:16:41
  There is a stand-in for the deceased apparently.:) (n/t) by NDwight2008-10-09 09:22:56
  You can't kill Tony Clifton, he's fictional. by werehatrack2008-10-09 09:21:17
Artist puts the Royal Mail to the test by Illiad2008-10-09 08:57:13
  "Oh, it's one of them puzzle letters again" by ripley82008-10-09 16:52:04
  Reminds me of this by bobtail2008-10-09 09:56:24
  Nifty (n/t) by Snate2008-10-09 09:47:00
  Hmmn. I have the urge to run the same test by FNORDer2008-10-09 09:35:44
  Very cool! by confused.brit2008-10-09 09:07:13
    I'm told internaly there great by Rogue19712008-10-09 09:40:40
  *takes notes* by jpprater2008-10-09 09:05:33
    One of them was mailed from the US. by kelli2172008-10-09 09:11:14
      I liked that one because it was a comic strip :) (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-10-09 09:20:02
FAIL :( by jpprater2008-10-09 08:48:44
  D'oh! Did you sign up for the "free 2nd chance"? by Acrisius2008-10-09 21:55:35
A new take on a classic video by SnArL2008-10-09 08:44:32
  *confused* by oot2008-10-09 10:05:06
    You're thinking of a scene from Family Guy by SnArL2008-10-09 11:19:19
      Yup, that's it! by oot2008-10-09 12:42:37
    Nope. The linked version is the only one I rememb by hadji2008-10-09 10:17:05
      Hmm... by oot2008-10-09 10:28:15
    Wierd al version? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 10:08:10
      Is there one? by oot2008-10-09 10:25:19
Stove shoots woman by veran2008-10-09 08:42:41
  Lady, if you want to win the by notdeadyet2008-10-09 17:11:35
  So...was her leg all "stove" in? by jdelphiki2008-10-09 10:32:13
  "Maximum Overdrive" FTW! (n/t) by corwin172008-10-09 10:12:16
  No, idiot shoots self in leg via stove by confused.brit2008-10-09 09:16:43
  *chuckles*....<plays jaws therem> by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:46:23
    Where you thought of the jaws theme... by jpprater2008-10-09 08:58:55
      lol (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 09:07:12
*pounces the board* by aprylmae2008-10-09 08:41:00
  *releases ferrets* (n/t) by werehatrack2008-10-09 09:10:59
    Stay good, werehatrack, stay good! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-09 09:26:07
    LOL I *just* watched Beastmaster lastnight.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 09:22:58
  *shoots tranquilizer dart at aprylmae* by darthludi2008-10-09 08:47:24
    *pounces darthludi* by aprylmae2008-10-09 09:05:25
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-10-09 09:14:52
    Ooof, strangely, nothing seems very important any by NDwight2008-10-09 09:03:51
SOTM: Oh, Darling, the Beatles by veran2008-10-09 08:35:12
  We ish tha terrarists! by veran2008-10-09 08:36:04
PSA: Don't forget to clean your mouse by imrambi2008-10-09 08:28:52
  *double take* I thought that was Oot posting by Hieraco2008-10-09 10:12:37
  *shock!* by corwin172008-10-09 10:09:26
  I immediately thought of by sgrunt2008-10-09 08:30:38
    I thought of the old IBM Memo... by VivianC2008-10-09 08:49:37
Attn: UK UFies by oot2008-10-09 08:19:56
  I like big butts and I can not lie... by Avium2008-10-09 11:59:34
  Advice from the people who read the thing by confused.brit2008-10-09 08:26:35
    Thank you! :-) (n/t) by oot2008-10-09 08:33:32
      No problem by confused.brit2008-10-09 08:34:48
        :-) by oot2008-10-09 08:39:37
          If you go to University of Birmingham, you're set. by McNutcase2008-10-09 09:39:01
            You mean the only sport interminably long enough by confused.brit2008-10-09 09:52:49
          I went to Brum. 15 years ago though. by vetitice2008-10-09 09:11:31
          Brum is good. by confused.brit2008-10-09 08:54:41
          LOL. 'Cause first impession lasts... (n/t) by shargo2008-10-09 08:44:19
  When I applied to the University of Chicago by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:22:07
UF Philosophy Corner - Ethics by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:18:51
  A tangential argument by bitflipper2008-10-09 13:29:49
  bbiaf -- going to work. Don't anyone go anywhere:D by subbywan2008-10-09 11:52:12
    Oh, that was just fowl. by bitflipper2008-10-09 12:07:21
  No, you shouldn't by romandas2008-10-09 11:15:07
    Why is the act of killiing him wrong? by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:26:36
      The consequence of your action is that a man is by romandas2008-10-09 11:32:52
        Sure it is. by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:44:07
          You can't guarantee it even with that action by romandas2008-10-09 11:52:00
            Check my scenario. by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 12:00:06
              Right, but it makes no mention of whether you live by romandas2008-10-09 12:29:24
                This isn't set up as a real situation by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 12:32:20
  No, there are only 2 reasons to kill. by tallastro2008-10-09 10:43:01
    Why are those the only two reasons? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:47:59
      All other reasons lead to negative consequences by tallastro2008-10-09 11:06:18
        If they are practiced by a significant number by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:11:30
          In my experience, "learn by example" is very by tallastro2008-10-09 12:27:41
  "Are you a god?" by jdelphiki2008-10-09 10:41:48
  Two things by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 10:24:37
    My scenario by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:56:00
      See my first point as to why not. by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 12:24:57
        Suppose it's never discovered by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:11:56
          Nope, the ethical and legal issues by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 13:52:10
  The diminution of the value of Human life by Peace_man2008-10-09 10:20:42
    By what fraction by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:52:45
      The harm is immeasurable! by Peace_man2008-10-09 11:13:11
    That case... by jdelphiki2008-10-09 10:46:28
      I'm not sure of your meaning here. by Peace_man2008-10-09 11:27:02
        Yes. :) by jdelphiki2008-10-09 19:49:09
  Here's my actual position on the question by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:11:53
  Ethics is doing right, even when noone is looking. by corwin172008-10-09 10:05:12
    Responses: by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:31:26
      Responses to responses by corwin172008-10-09 13:34:39
        It's not necessarily *fear* of unknowns by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:51:40
    In most Western societies, euthanasia is murder (n (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-09 10:11:44
      Attitudes are changing. by corwin172008-10-09 13:04:31
        And what about someone who just wants to die? by subbywan2008-10-09 13:34:08
        Is it therefore morally right? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:22:29
  This is one of those by hadji2008-10-09 09:55:30
  Trust In God by robertltux2008-10-09 09:40:29
    I may not believe in God by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:43:15
      the principle remains by robertltux2008-10-09 10:12:14
        "the kind of thing you don't force" by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:18:56
  Two words: due process by bitflipper2008-10-09 09:32:11
    Due process is a legal argument, not ethical (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-09 09:41:19
      Yes, but it allows a utilitarian resolution by bitflipper2008-10-09 10:00:35
        What about Matt talking him into killing himself? by subbywan2008-10-09 10:10:15
          It can also be argued that he has the obligation by bitflipper2008-10-09 11:38:12
            Why does he have that obligation? by subbywan2008-10-09 12:40:37
              Isn't that precisely what we do? by bitflipper2008-10-09 13:25:06
                Who defines what those duties are? by subbywan2008-10-09 13:35:27
                  Yes, it would, but... by bitflipper2008-10-09 14:05:46
                    *do* they constitute friendship? by subbywan2008-10-09 14:12:56
                      Uh-uh! Asked you first! ;-) by bitflipper2008-10-09 14:19:52
                        And I said the obligations differ from person to by subbywan2008-10-09 14:28:37
                          It seems what you said was... by bitflipper2008-10-09 14:33:02
                            My obligations may be that I listen to the person by subbywan2008-10-09 14:37:32
                              Fair point by bitflipper2008-10-09 14:54:43
                                Only Matt can say whether he does or not though by subbywan2008-10-09 14:59:36
    "Due process" by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:36:12
      Firstly, due process is adherance to the law, so by bitflipper2008-10-09 09:56:00
        But why should I acquiesce to by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:05:06
          Both questions have the same answer: by bitflipper2008-10-09 10:26:23
            If we are to gain the benefit of the law. by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:51:41
              That is the criterion I'm offering for determining by bitflipper2008-10-09 11:15:22
                That's similar to the Kantian by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:43:07
                  I confess, I never really did get Kant by bitflipper2008-10-09 12:05:22
                    Certainly each person must decide by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 12:08:29
                      I'm not sure we have to worry about which by bitflipper2008-10-09 13:05:31
                        I understand; by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:10:53
                          Where is the difference? by bitflipper2008-10-09 13:23:06
                            Whether people find an act by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:33:34
                              The problem I have with Aquinas' Natural Law by bitflipper2008-10-09 14:03:58
        Is that always bad? by subbywan2008-10-09 10:01:13
          Exactly: the killing is still a killing by bitflipper2008-10-09 10:12:25
            But as you say by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:21:26
              It's not the killing that's the problem; by bitflipper2008-10-09 10:46:54
                But what's the likelihood by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:49:53
                  *Every*one? Not very likely, admittedly. by bitflipper2008-10-09 11:25:52
                    But how can we tell by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:39:15
                      It's not an experiment I'd care to see performed. by bitflipper2008-10-09 11:56:00
            Um, anyone *can* be thusly killed. by subbywan2008-10-09 10:16:00
              So you say we do not pool our resources? by bitflipper2008-10-09 10:31:30
                Not at all. by subbywan2008-10-09 10:45:02
                  And the reason we *accept* that control by bitflipper2008-10-09 11:10:38
                    I disagree. i believe there reason we accept that by subbywan2008-10-09 11:24:48
                      And that is where we must simply agree to disagree by bitflipper2008-10-09 11:30:02
                        If fear were that, we wouldn't have it later on. by subbywan2008-10-09 11:35:47
                          Sure we would by bitflipper2008-10-09 11:48:15
                            We aren't talking about wise where, but ethical by subbywan2008-10-09 12:38:49
                              On that, I'm certain we agree by bitflipper2008-10-09 13:11:40
                                Currently, ethics could be argued as unwise by subbywan2008-10-09 13:32:27
                                Very unwise in what sense? by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:35:30
                                Because it risks their lives with limited chance by subbywan2008-10-09 13:37:20
                                I would argue that it's wise by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:45:45
                                I see that as unwise. Ethical, but unwise. by subbywan2008-10-09 13:50:47
                                So the wisest thing by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:52:30
                                Wisest ... Maybe. Arguably, yes by subbywan2008-10-09 13:54:29
                                Wise is a balance of risk and return by bitflipper2008-10-09 14:17:13
                                Which is exactly what I said. (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-09 14:27:25
                                I thought you said that wisdom is determined by bitflipper2008-10-09 14:35:00
                                Because that's what risk is. by subbywan2008-10-09 14:38:48
                                Most dictionaries simply define risk by bitflipper2008-10-09 14:50:29
                                See here: by subbywan2008-10-09 14:58:27
                          remove the word "youthful" by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:37:08
                            That's more what I meant, actually. by bitflipper2008-10-09 11:40:12
                  Our "base nature" by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:59:44
                    two reasons: by subbywan2008-10-09 11:20:05
                      Could you not still say the same by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:29:12
                        You could. However, they're different things by subbywan2008-10-09 11:32:49
                          I'm not sure how that's relevant by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:38:14
                            Not here, no. by subbywan2008-10-09 11:46:54
                              But isn't by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:59:03
                                No, it isn't. by subbywan2008-10-09 12:34:15
                                I'm not talking about what we look like by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 12:42:22
                                Not our physical self -- just our brain. by subbywan2008-10-09 13:16:07
                                So you don't think that by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:21:40
                                What are they ill with? (n/t) by subbywan2008-10-09 13:29:56
                                Why does it matter? by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:47:41
                                Because if it's not affecting the physical by subbywan2008-10-09 13:51:27
                                But if it's psychological by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 14:02:48
                                Symptom vs cause by subbywan2008-10-09 14:20:32
  Could you live with yourself? by subbywan2008-10-09 09:04:18
    Supposing I could by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:33:32
      Because right or wrong, you have to live with them by subbywan2008-10-09 09:38:22
        What is the reasoning behind saying by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:39:31
          Because the same action done for different reasons by subbywan2008-10-09 09:47:47
            Is it subjective, by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:48:55
              Subjective. by subbywan2008-10-09 09:54:51
                Two comments: by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:01:24
                  It is still personal by subbywan2008-10-09 10:06:59
                    I'm still not certain by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:18:04
                      There is a distinction by subbywan2008-10-09 10:24:21
                        But what makes you certain by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:25:29
                          There's ample evidence for the one, and precious by subbywan2008-10-09 10:37:25
                            What would you take as "evidence"? by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:47:00
                              Something which provides proof. by subbywan2008-10-09 10:54:53
                                Again, what would constitute by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:57:18
                                Again, subjective. by subbywan2008-10-09 11:16:13
                                If what constitutes "evidence" and "proof" by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:25:05
                                Not at all. Depends on the consensus. by subbywan2008-10-09 11:28:24
                                I'd question whether you could make by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:35:56
                                It's the logical extension. by subbywan2008-10-09 11:43:25
                                Why isn't there an "ultimate" right or wrong? by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:46:00
                                There may be one. I just can't find any evidence by subbywan2008-10-09 11:50:06
                                At least, by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 11:55:08
                                My belief in God is similiarly based by subbywan2008-10-09 12:29:37
                                Isn't (for example) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 12:38:15
                                It does not impose itself though. by subbywan2008-10-09 12:47:47
                                You didn't originally say anything by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:08:07
                                Because its viability is irrelevant. by subbywan2008-10-09 13:27:44
                                So you're saying by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 13:42:34
                                That's for society to decide, not me by subbywan2008-10-09 13:46:57
                                So if I remove myself from society by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 14:09:26
                                If they choose to, yes. by subbywan2008-10-09 14:16:14
  One perpsective (not my own): by sgrunt2008-10-09 08:32:00
    That's why I specified by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:33:51
      But that is what most murderers think, isn't it? by NDwight2008-10-09 09:13:33
        This however by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:26:49
  Even if he's a 'cantankerous old git', by AnimeJ2008-10-09 08:29:28
    What makes it by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:31:22
      What makes it lofty and noble by AnimeJ2008-10-09 08:39:35
        Verified Via Google by robertltux2008-10-09 09:45:02
        Am I being lofty and noble by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:41:14
          It's not the simple act itself. by AnimeJ2008-10-09 08:47:44
            Uh, no. by bitflipper2008-10-09 09:36:37
              I think you misunderstood my statement. by AnimeJ2008-10-09 10:16:42
                Try this: by bitflipper2008-10-09 10:36:34
                  That sounds about right. by AnimeJ2008-10-09 11:06:28
      It's not a moral imperitive by DreadPirate2008-10-09 08:37:47
        Not necessarily by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:39:24
  No by y2kdragon2008-10-09 08:22:02
    What gives him a "right to live"? by subbywan2008-10-09 09:08:53
      S4 happens.... by esbita2008-10-09 09:54:53
        Neither does it preclude you clearing out the by subbywan2008-10-09 09:56:16
      Rights apply between sentient beings. by kelli2172008-10-09 09:20:11
        Sentient beings? by subbywan2008-10-09 09:24:29
          Do you know of any sentient beings besides humans? (n/t) by kelli2172008-10-09 09:28:55
            Dolphins, chimps by subbywan2008-10-09 09:31:23
              Do you think they would fail to be punished? by kelli2172008-10-09 10:42:46
                If they can prove it, sure. by subbywan2008-10-09 10:47:09
      It's not a "right to live" by DreadPirate2008-10-09 09:14:31
        That's not what was said. by subbywan2008-10-09 09:17:16
          The same right you have to live by y2kdragon2008-10-09 09:27:18
            Three questions then by subbywan2008-10-09 09:34:22
            What reasoning would you use by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:32:00
    So you're saying I should not by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:24:02
      It's not your place by y2kdragon2008-10-09 08:25:25
        What does by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:32:18
          Look at the inital act by y2kdragon2008-10-09 08:45:23
            If he's specifically given the money to me by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:50:40
              If murder is not "wrong" by DreadPirate2008-10-09 08:53:08
                I don't see the connection by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:56:52
                  Because you sepearate the 2 acts by y2kdragon2008-10-09 09:28:57
                    Sure it can by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:30:10
                      Which is ok by y2kdragon2008-10-09 09:57:15
                        But why is murder wrong? by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:02:22
                          Why is giving someone money "good?" by DreadPirate2008-10-09 10:25:50
                            Why is giving someone money "good?" by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:42:32
                  I didn't suggest killing the benefactors by DreadPirate2008-10-09 09:13:49
                    It would come out as by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:29:42
                      Only when you externalize the cost by DreadPirate2008-10-09 10:22:22
                        Essentially, that's exactly the question by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:24:34
                          Every answer I've read here by DreadPirate2008-10-09 10:29:23
                            No. by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:33:44
          That'd be fraud. by DreadPirate2008-10-09 08:35:04
            A will doesn't necessarily say anything about by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:36:55
              It's a given by DreadPirate2008-10-09 08:39:36
                But there's not a contract between us by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:43:14
                  There are still conditions by DreadPirate2008-10-09 08:50:24
                    How can it be a contract by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:51:09
                      If you are not involved in it by DreadPirate2008-10-09 08:52:07
                        I'm involved in the will by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:54:52
                          But you have agreed by DreadPirate2008-10-09 09:00:47
                            Other types of contracts by DreadPirate2008-10-09 09:03:19
                              I wouldn't call that a "contract" by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:28:04
                                Oh, come on now. by DreadPirate2008-10-09 10:20:34
                                I'm not sure what by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:23:45
                                How have you represented yourself by DreadPirate2008-10-09 10:27:39
                                I haven't misrepresented myself by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 10:32:16
I'm hyper today by aprylmae2008-10-09 08:10:05
  Any mayhem is good! (n/t) by frostbait2008-10-09 09:43:16
  Um, er.... by y2kdragon2008-10-09 08:17:40
    it doona need to be "friday" to have fun boyo ;) by Stardust2008-10-09 08:19:15
Life would be Soooo much easier if people would by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:00:26
  The (L)users have it coming... by Lethosos2008-10-09 10:26:58
  Like in ... by SciSSorS2008-10-09 09:33:14
    ... I can see a problem with that.... by confused.brit2008-10-09 10:07:23
  RTFM? I did! by corwin172008-10-09 09:24:57
  It's like this by y2kdragon2008-10-09 08:24:04
    One of my favorite sayings is this: by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:26:31
  But being chaotic is so much more fun! ;) by Stardust2008-10-09 08:10:54
    Is that 'happy dust' conductive? by corwin172008-10-09 09:26:42
    *pulls out Texas size flyswatter* by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:13:43
      boyo you wanna mess wit the fae?! ;) by Stardust2008-10-09 08:17:23
        I got your solution by y2kdragon2008-10-09 08:19:35
          nae I specialize in *fairy dust*.. by Stardust2008-10-09 08:24:00
          I also have a can of "Fae spray" but the by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:23:22
            *blinks in tweaks your nose and blinks out*.. by Stardust2008-10-09 08:25:16
              *looks down* Hard to tie knots in Boots Aint it :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:27:28
                just donna be walkin' those shoe makin' by Stardust2008-10-09 08:29:15
                  Heh, Ill just "give" them the Boot. by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:40:17
                    psst read a couple of tlp's up.. by Garrinka2008-10-09 08:54:29
  I hear you! by ErniePi2008-10-09 08:09:17
  Give better directions (n/t) by imrambi2008-10-09 08:04:58
    ;-P If I got any more simple, I would be doing it by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:11:25
    Send screenshots. Makes everything easier. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-10-09 08:07:39
      I am actually having to do that on the directions by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:21:38
      Tried that.. by Sterling_Ag2008-10-09 08:19:17
        I once sent a friend of mine a savegame for GTA SA by Skelwar2008-10-09 08:27:36
Certificate issue by rfrovarp2008-10-09 07:37:28
  Equifax is not a root CA by oldphart2008-10-09 08:27:52
    The one we use is by rfrovarp2008-10-09 08:32:01
      Different, possible cause by oldphart2008-10-09 11:04:58
  Oh, and it just started this morning after months/ by rfrovarp2008-10-09 07:41:08
    System time and date... by vvpete2008-10-09 07:45:46
      The same, off the same NTP server (n/t) by rfrovarp2008-10-09 08:00:44
        Same as each other? by bwkaz2008-10-09 08:26:54
          Thanks for the info by rfrovarp2008-10-09 08:37:01
current mood: Emo by Hieraco2008-10-09 07:18:34
  Do you play any musical instruments? by oot2008-10-09 07:36:47
    I could prpbably do with another of your math Ques by Hieraco2008-10-09 10:10:28
  I wish that was my problem... by carthax2008-10-09 07:30:25
  I have a song for you. by FNORDer2008-10-09 07:30:16
  Sorru... but I don't have any motivation to spare by Bellator2008-10-09 07:21:38
From the inbox by joresgump2008-10-09 07:15:34
  Clever ;) (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-10-09 07:19:37
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-10-09 07:14:56
Noosh noosh noosh? by Llyr2008-10-09 07:09:01
  At least there was by perlcat452008-10-09 08:35:38
  ba dum, ba dum. badabada ba dum. badabadaaaaa da (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-09 07:54:47
  Sound of a noosh tightening? (n/t) by kahuana2008-10-09 07:27:58
  baaa? (n/t) by oot2008-10-09 07:11:34
Bowling With Rhino... by DesertRat662008-10-09 06:54:23
  how in the hades do you get a rhino pet? by Garrinka2008-10-09 08:37:13
    WoTLK Beta by DesertRat662008-10-09 08:41:01
      no nerf the kitties :( by Garrinka2008-10-09 08:48:11
        *licks his Ghost Saber* (n/t) by Lethosos2008-10-09 11:27:00
Attn: Networking UFies - Time Sensitive Issue by carthax2008-10-09 06:54:14
  Check DNS output? by Stuka2008-10-09 07:04:45
    Yeah, that's what I was going to suggest as well. by hadji2008-10-09 07:13:57
      Right address shows from MY pc... by carthax2008-10-09 07:24:05
        It's kinda silly to check from another machine... by carthax2008-10-09 07:24:51
          ah, but it would be cached, so the clients by Blindman2008-10-09 07:28:39
            I win! (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 07:29:20
              and you reply was more complete as well by Blindman2008-10-09 07:31:39
          But each machine has it's own local cache. by hadji2008-10-09 07:28:22
            It wasn't the DNS... Sorta. by carthax2008-10-09 15:15:09
            The time a reply is valid is supplied by shargo2008-10-09 08:40:52
            But I don't think it's a DNS issue by merlin2008-10-09 07:48:45
              Not saying it's a DNS issue. I'm saying that by hadji2008-10-09 07:58:15
                I have seen something similar when by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:03:17
              That's what I thought, too.. by carthax2008-10-09 07:50:36
                When you have eliminated the impossible, by hadji2008-10-09 08:11:16
Character galleries: Mike. by mekkanik_mike2008-10-09 06:51:48
  Questions: by sgrunt2008-10-09 08:48:15
    With Stef around by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:50:19
  A question: by FNORDer2008-10-09 07:21:30
  Let Myke answer for Mike :-D by Hieraco2008-10-09 07:07:51
    Trained LOLCATs babysit Molly. (n/t) by Myke2008-10-09 07:32:56
  A Question: by leejam2008-10-09 06:54:53
Follow-up reentry question. by hadji2008-10-09 06:49:56
  NASA's answer by DesertRat662008-10-09 08:38:05
  There is burning? Cow farts get up that high? :-) by kahuana2008-10-09 07:04:27
    Right, I understand that. Hence my reference to by hadji2008-10-09 07:06:09
      Surely *some* of the air rubs against the shuttle. by kahuana2008-10-09 07:11:57
        It sounds like by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 07:16:02
          Abstracting from the simple to the more complex by basher202008-10-09 08:13:19
            Friction is proportional to force. by hej2008-10-09 09:11:49
          I really was going to post "D) All of the above" by kahuana2008-10-09 07:22:10
            Based on the Wikipedia entry for "free field" by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 07:28:04
              Mahna mahna by hadji2008-10-09 07:31:33
                I think Llyr is doing analysis right now by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 07:37:31
                  Wherever he is, whatever he's doing, by hadji2008-10-09 07:39:00
                    doo doooo doo doo doo (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-09 07:58:35
I propose a trip to the libray by merlin2008-10-09 06:47:56
  Stay out of the shadows! by oot2008-10-09 07:21:09
    "I'm sorry. You have two shadows. There's nothing by SouthpawPL2008-10-09 10:13:06
      Spoiler by oot2008-10-09 10:34:00
        But, but, but... by SouthpawPL2008-10-09 10:46:18
          Yes, they did, too bad. (n/t) by Ston2008-10-09 11:31:34
ATTN: Hactar by aprylmae2008-10-09 06:39:00
  Puts up sign: "Queue for thwapping Hactar in case by shargo2008-10-09 07:57:22
    *takes number* by joresgump2008-10-09 08:26:35
  *shrugs* by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 07:50:10
    *thwaps* by aprylmae2008-10-09 10:02:39
    Thanks all:) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 09:02:47
      *hands hactar a mirror* by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 09:41:10
      {{{hactar & gf}}} (n/t) by shargo2008-10-09 09:07:19
    My suggestion on how to proceed. by AnimeJ2008-10-09 08:23:39
      My suggestion by perlcat452008-10-09 08:58:38
    It sounds like you are quite similar by shargo2008-10-09 08:16:44
      Addendum by shargo2008-10-09 08:19:17
  Indeed, tell us hactar! by AnimeJ2008-10-09 07:47:31
  bugs! by beetlejuice2008-10-09 07:22:37
I love watching Jeopardy. I record it every night by Peace_man2008-10-09 06:31:52
  Isn't the whole point of the game by DerSarek2008-10-09 06:44:12
    No, that's just to make the game a little more by Peace_man2008-10-09 06:48:51
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-10-09 06:29:09
US Political Thread (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-10-09 06:15:31
  The New Complacency by DesertRat662008-10-09 08:09:56
    Those 'soundbites' roughly in the middle by Control2008-10-09 21:21:27
    There's only ONE polling date that matters. by perlcat452008-10-09 08:31:55
  "There has been no fraudulent voting..." by jdelphiki2008-10-09 06:38:43
    Half of ballots from ACORN in Lake County, IN... by VivianC2008-10-09 11:44:28
      Chicago politics go national. by lheggland2008-10-09 16:43:40
    Mayor Daley (Sr.), the Pope and the Dalai Lama are by hadji2008-10-09 08:07:13
    That style of voter fraud... by lheggland2008-10-09 07:11:53
      Here is what has happened in Texas by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 07:29:16
        Addendum, similar things have happened by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 08:05:59
      And in fairness... by jdelphiki2008-10-09 07:18:07
Bicycles and Horses (continued) by voxwoman2008-10-09 06:11:15
  I would prefer to ride, or even walk to work, by Ston2008-10-09 12:05:24
  This is one of the reasons I really enjoy living by AnimeJ2008-10-09 08:59:10
  *nods* by oot2008-10-09 07:30:57
    I'm in something that's considered by voxwoman2008-10-09 08:07:52
  Bicycles are fine if you don't have winter. by kahuana2008-10-09 07:18:27
    how much illness is there from everyone by voxwoman2008-10-09 08:10:02
      Because nobody wants to see horse diapers. :-) by kahuana2008-10-09 09:19:21
        One advantage of the horse: by TheCatMan2008-10-09 09:34:38
    Attach a chicken soup heater by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 07:19:46
      Ugh. by dodrian2008-10-09 08:06:26
  I live and work in Madison by basher202008-10-09 06:42:17
    You could make that argument, by toysbfun2008-10-09 06:51:19
      Seconded. by TheCatMan2008-10-09 07:21:25
        Depending on driving situation by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 07:34:05
          All I have to say is 6.0l motor in my truck by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 07:43:19
            I can get 25-40 in my Chevy Malibu by AnimeJ2008-10-09 08:55:49
              I get ~15mpg...in the city or on the highway by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 09:06:12
                One suggestion I'd make to anyone, regardless of by AnimeJ2008-10-09 10:22:17
                  if your in an automatic, sure by Freakazoid2008-10-09 12:00:11
                  Heh. That's how I got my last speeding by voxwoman2008-10-09 11:08:44
A one of a kind grocery item: by FNORDer2008-10-09 06:10:33
  you mean by aprylmae2008-10-09 06:14:48
    My tin was embossed... by FNORDer2008-10-09 06:41:40
      no problem by aprylmae2008-10-09 06:44:53
I just had an Ubuntu Cola. by dodrian2008-10-09 05:43:57
  Yeah, but did they give you the recipe? (n/t) by hunter_Q22008-10-09 06:20:42
    Nope. The sauce code is a trade secret. (n/t) by manxmania2008-10-09 06:49:27
      So, nothing GNU with that then (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 06:56:45
        I think it's the other way around. by hej2008-10-09 07:34:51
          but apparently by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 07:36:14
            Exactly. by hej2008-10-09 07:46:28
              Ah by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 07:48:36
is this the right by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 05:42:10
  I told you once. (n/t) by tyebald2008-10-09 06:31:34
    no you didn't! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 06:39:47
  hmm by aprylmae2008-10-09 05:54:14
    Cisco by y2kdragon2008-10-09 06:10:19
      Benjamin Cisco is THE MAN. by AnimeJ2008-10-09 06:12:44
        Er, Sisko even? :-P (n/t) by bwkaz2008-10-09 08:28:37
          Error in perpetuity. (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-09 10:33:30
        He is THE MAN. by dodrian2008-10-09 06:21:39
          indeed (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-09 06:41:21
        not even a little (n/t) by aprylmae2008-10-09 06:18:32
    Janeway FTW! by oedlan2008-10-09 05:59:41
      no, you are by aprylmae2008-10-09 06:03:00
    Hardly an argument. by Khaar2008-10-09 05:56:10
      I don't know by aprylmae2008-10-09 05:56:58
  Sorry, time's up by y2kdragon2008-10-09 05:53:35
    But that was never five minutes! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 05:57:48
      Nope, sorry by y2kdragon2008-10-09 06:09:18
        But you *are* arguing with me. (n/t) by Khaar2008-10-09 06:15:28
          No I'm not. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 06:16:44
            Yes you are. by Khaar2008-10-09 06:19:21
              I could be arguing in my spare time:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-10-09 07:57:52
                oh this is futile ... ;-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 08:38:13
        oh, all right... by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 06:10:06
  No, this is the room for liars. by Concept2008-10-09 05:48:39
  No, you babbling buffon! by AnimeJ2008-10-09 05:47:07
  No it isn't! (n/t) by dodrian2008-10-09 05:44:57
    Yes, it is! by aprylmae2008-10-09 05:46:06
      Look, this isn't an argument by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 05:48:26
        that's not completely true! by joresgump2008-10-09 07:25:58
          Are you trying to tell me by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 07:39:16
            if there is no agreement to get a proposition by joresgump2008-10-09 08:18:15
        but, it could start one by aprylmae2008-10-09 05:52:50
          I'm not looking for a *good* argument by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 05:58:39
      There are FOUR lights! (n/t) by Concept2008-10-09 05:46:44
  depends by aprylmae2008-10-09 05:42:59
noosh noosh noosh by intchanter2008-10-09 05:40:53
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-10-09 05:30:02
The workers are putting up a dust curtain by Rogue19712008-10-09 05:24:38
So, in 40 minutes I go to take a test... by jpprater2008-10-09 05:21:22
  Luck is about right by y2kdragon2008-10-09 05:24:19
    I've encountered that before, sadly. :( by jpprater2008-10-09 05:29:31
      Just remember: by themadkansan2008-10-09 15:56:22
Mensa Organization by FST7772008-10-09 05:10:27
  Google "The Mega Society" (n/t) by run.dll2008-10-09 11:52:01
    Way out of my league... by FST7772008-10-09 17:49:32
  I went to a few meetings by Stibbons2008-10-09 09:56:35
    Mensa has SIGs, by BloodyViking2008-10-09 10:13:58
      That's right, I got a list... by FST7772008-10-09 17:38:41
  I was a member for a short while. by AndyA2008-10-09 09:29:40
  josie beller is an active memeber... by Garrinka2008-10-09 07:58:24
  I know a couple of members and it all depends by Classic_Jon2008-10-09 07:35:04
  I am a member. by BloodyViking2008-10-09 07:03:58
    You're in the Lou, KY chapter? by SaylorA2008-10-09 11:30:06
      Not any more. by BloodyViking2008-10-09 11:53:40
  They're OK by oot2008-10-09 06:51:16
    Go meet your local chapter by oot2008-10-09 06:57:05
  Depends on your purpose by voxwoman2008-10-09 05:46:28
    A few use it like that. by BloodyViking2008-10-09 06:38:06
      You mean... by Khaar2008-10-09 06:43:27
        You would be surprised by BloodyViking2008-10-09 07:12:07
  Skip it by y2kdragon2008-10-09 05:23:21
    I always assumed... by jdelphiki2008-10-09 07:24:09
    Did the test, had the results within a week by FST7772008-10-09 06:49:12
      And what was the result? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-10-09 10:20:36
        98% and 97%, one test should be 98 or up, so... by FST7772008-10-09 17:44:35
        Pink (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 12:49:13
    Don't assume that that is the norm. by BloodyViking2008-10-09 06:37:02
      Yes, and yes by y2kdragon2008-10-09 07:27:17
    I took their test once too. by Khaar2008-10-09 05:28:19
  To my information ... by Medentic2008-10-09 05:16:28
    Which doesn't mean that by BloodyViking2008-10-09 06:35:31
  Elitist group. by klar_at_work2008-10-09 05:16:27
    IIRC 128 (n/t) by AndyA2008-10-09 09:30:13
    Some might even say sexist, even. by kahuana2008-10-09 07:08:35
      I move to table that motion. (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 07:10:47
        Bad hadji! by BloodyViking2008-10-09 07:17:45
          :-) (n/t) by hadji2008-10-09 07:42:58
    Going on their own information, they don't seem to by FST7772008-10-09 06:52:59
      In my experience, by BloodyViking2008-10-09 07:14:10
    Top 2% score on any standardized test by BloodyViking2008-10-09 06:39:30
    Top 2%, whatever that is. (n/t) by Khaar2008-10-09 05:23:31
      I believe that is somewhere around 120-125 IQ. by SaylorA2008-10-09 05:58:13
        Gah. THAT low and they can get in? by Klaranth2008-10-09 10:08:06
          131, actually... 142 on other tests... by FST7772008-10-09 17:40:01
        A friend of mine had similar results by vampire2008-10-09 06:29:52
"It's on a 3 week lead time" might sound like a by Jeff_UK2008-10-09 04:25:15
  Heh, Heh (n/t) by techi8702008-10-09 05:10:09
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-10-09 04:00:01
im scared .. by smithmule2008-10-09 03:52:53
  {{{smithmule}}} (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-10-09 11:14:55
  I went through that by y2kdragon2008-10-09 04:27:09
    i'm poor. by smithmule2008-10-09 06:42:23
Can some one arainge for me to get killed by joecrouse2008-10-09 03:23:11
  We'll have her revoked on the spot. by DerSarek2008-10-09 05:01:00
  I have two of those, but connect up wirelessly by nightmonger2008-10-09 04:47:29
  I had an odd one a few days ago. by Khaar2008-10-09 04:35:31
  Take a deep breath by y2kdragon2008-10-09 04:25:55
  *arranges* to have HD and Bimbo "removed" by karl-henrik2008-10-09 04:04:22
Nobody is responsible, noboby knows anything... by scum2008-10-09 03:22:02
  Welcome to the real world! by moddermonster2008-10-09 09:34:54
  Just had 3 different people complain to my boss by Jeff_UK2008-10-09 04:31:56
    Addendum by y2kdragon2008-10-09 04:51:12
  Just do it by y2kdragon2008-10-09 04:22:34
    What really bothers me is by scum2008-10-09 04:54:58
      *gasp* by theonlyalterego2008-10-09 05:24:35
      Time to shift blame by y2kdragon2008-10-09 04:59:45
I've finally given in. by archnerd2008-10-09 03:14:25
  *applauds* (n/t) by TheCatMan2008-10-09 04:35:08
  Those are gr8t! (n/t) by shargo2008-10-09 03:58:40
Attn: oedlan! Re "das Boot" by shargo2008-10-09 02:24:19
  Well, I'll give you this by oedlan2008-10-09 02:35:16
    To that I say... by shargo2008-10-09 02:37:04
      Have you seen the promo vid by oedlan2008-10-09 02:46:09
        Nope and yes please! (n/t) by shargo2008-10-09 03:04:41
Illiways, the cafe at the end of the Ufiverse by Electric Storm2008-10-09 02:08:17
  *stumbles in* by Nea2008-10-09 09:03:53
    *pulls a blanket over Nea* by afterburner2008-10-09 09:55:48
      *mumbles thanks* by Nea2008-10-09 11:40:52
  *Creates pot of TAD* by Silverfire2008-10-09 06:04:10
  *self-serves BAS* by y2kdragon2008-10-09 04:20:42
  Takes a mug of tea. (n/t) by ripley82008-10-09 03:33:36
good. by taitano2008-10-09 01:35:15
BAWAHAHA Mother Nature - Better even than TV by Hieraco2008-10-09 01:30:31
  I see squirrels and magpies quarrel frequently too by UnFair2008-10-09 04:57:01
  Did you manage to get any pics? (n/t) by shargo2008-10-09 02:25:13
    I have the video camera ready for next time. (n/t) by Hieraco2008-10-09 02:45:01
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2008-10-09 01:30:01
  I've got 17 days until my thesis is due by Calissa2008-10-09 15:28:51
  Something I did on the flight back to Sydney: by FNORDer2008-10-09 01:38:19
Just finished... by FNORDer2008-10-09 01:10:40
  OH! So *THAT'S* what the 'Prt Scr' button does! (n (n/t) by corwin172008-10-09 07:45:23
  My eyes, My eyes! by oedlan2008-10-09 01:46:42
    What would you suggest? (n/t) by FNORDer2008-10-09 02:15:09
      Registered Trademark (n/t) by intrinsic2008-10-09 03:50:32
TTGTBBITZ by firehawk2008-10-09 01:01:31
  ??? by oedlan2008-10-09 01:57:51
    *pounce, eats oedlan's brains* by firehawk2008-10-09 14:29:12
Wait a sec. Did Pitr just save Sid? (n/t) by Khaar2008-10-09 01:01:10
  Now Sid will owe Pitr Big Time ! (n/t) by Cokish2008-10-09 01:13:52
  HAH!!! So that's why Pitr's been smiling the whole by taitano2008-10-09 01:10:52
  He knew he was next. Self-preservation. (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 01:01:50
    True, but if timed right... (n/t) by Khaar2008-10-09 01:07:01
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-10-09 01:00:01
Repost : TSA Communications by klar_at_work2008-10-09 00:46:51
  That gives me an idea... by McNutcase2008-10-09 09:48:31
  LOL, that's funny by intrinsic2008-10-09 04:34:26
  Thats great but That also by joecrouse2008-10-09 03:07:07
    I wonder.. by karl-henrik2008-10-09 04:07:06
      Probably no one. by Khaar2008-10-09 04:38:05
  Coolest hack in years :) (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-10-09 01:25:46
  X-D LOL, however,TSA's reaction would be: by taitano2008-10-09 01:25:31
    I dunno if the samples are mocks or not by intrinsic2008-10-09 05:33:06
      It says by oedlan2008-10-09 05:42:02
  By the way: If someone complaints: it's a template by UnFair2008-10-09 00:57:18
    Of course... by firehawk2008-10-09 01:00:31
  Repost: I'd love to see airport security reaction by UnFair2008-10-09 00:53:10
    Non-repost: ROFL! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 00:54:26
  Repost: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 00:49:43
Guess what's for dinner tonight???? by KreepyKrawly2008-10-09 00:42:10
  with milk gravy? by rhinobird2008-10-09 01:07:05
    Apparently pork brains by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 06:02:32
    Fresh Lamb brain fritters, Melt in the mouth by KreepyKrawly2008-10-09 01:18:35
  Oooo! What time do I show up? ^.^ (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 00:52:08
    You got 10 minutes to get here, by KreepyKrawly2008-10-09 00:56:24
      I'm dessert? by firehawk2008-10-09 00:58:31
        *Tosses a fritter at Firehawks feet* by KreepyKrawly2008-10-09 01:07:40
  Thought you were going to fry a pseudopod (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-10-09 00:43:54
    with a socking aroma... (n/t) by Klymer2008-10-09 00:48:02
So am I REALLY off-base in thinking... by FNORDer2008-10-09 00:37:20
  Absolutely off base by y2kdragon2008-10-09 03:59:59
    Pretty much. by esbita2008-10-09 08:55:07
  It seems like that would have a negative impact on by undrcvrparothed2008-10-09 00:40:54
    AFAIK inflation is not about whom you give the mon by moddermonster2008-10-09 01:33:22
      True, but there is a secondary effect by hobbs2008-10-09 02:00:57
    so that's different from the government by FNORDer2008-10-09 00:43:36
      There's a difference by asfrith2008-10-09 01:38:25
Interrogation of the Day by lex_icon2008-10-09 00:28:50
  Illyria (n/t) by andyz2008-10-09 10:51:51
  Same place I was every night Pinky by confused.brit2008-10-09 07:43:29
  I don't time travel! by corwin172008-10-09 07:42:35
  What do you mean? by y2kdragon2008-10-09 03:56:31
  Watching the Twelfth Night, of course! (n/t) by hobbs2008-10-09 02:03:08
  You're not cleared for that information by Hieraco2008-10-09 01:26:21
  In Hawaii! by firehawk2008-10-09 00:48:10
  It wasn't me okay! You know where I was... by FNORDer2008-10-09 00:46:33
  THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW!!! by taitano2008-10-09 00:44:37
Silly Question of the Day : by klar_at_work2008-10-09 00:26:57
  Michigan J. Hastur (n/t) by BloodyViking2008-10-09 12:30:19
  Cactus (n/t) by joresgump2008-10-09 10:36:34
  Two what? (n/t) by Eboreg2008-10-09 10:02:41
  Small chunk of elemental evil? by confused.brit2008-10-09 07:13:07
  I shall name him by aprylmae2008-10-09 06:07:48
  Joe. (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-10-09 05:46:24
  Bob by y2kdragon2008-10-09 03:55:53
  Hastwor (n/t) by WolfenOne2008-10-09 03:55:22
  Both called Hastur by TheGM2008-10-09 03:10:02
  Klarstur by Cokish2008-10-09 03:01:27
  Bosstur. HUGO Bosstur. (n/t) by UnFair2008-10-09 01:53:46
  Hasbeen? (n/t) by oedlan2008-10-09 01:38:33
  H as in Hugo Boss by moddermonster2008-10-09 01:37:52
  Hastwo (n/t) by Khaar2008-10-09 01:30:37
  It would have to be a name that would make people by asfrith2008-10-09 01:28:18
  new Hastur->() (n/t) by smiffy2008-10-09 01:18:25
  Rosebud (n/t) by Beorn_dk2008-10-09 01:02:49
  And I shall call him. . . by taitano2008-10-09 00:57:19
  Sock Puppy by oedlan2008-10-09 00:52:46
  sgrunt (n/t) by firehawk2008-10-09 00:50:19
    *eats firehawk's suggestion* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-10-09 09:42:58
      You again! by firehawk2008-10-09 14:31:11
  doesn't that already count as three? by Klymer2008-10-09 00:34:56
  rutsah (n/t) by Klymer2008-10-09 00:33:53
  Canhastur (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-10-09 00:33:12
    Giggle (n/t) by DerSarek2008-10-09 00:42:30
  Sockstur by fudje2008-10-09 00:30:25
Free-marketeers, rejoice! by firehawk2008-10-09 00:25:38
  *Le sigh* by the_diggity2008-10-09 10:51:08
    Seconded by Snate2008-10-09 11:06:27
      One could, but one would be wrong. by firehawk2008-10-09 18:17:43
Hmm. . . How many times has the blob lost been by taitano2008-10-09 00:13:20
  COFFEE by Nightwind2008-10-09 15:31:42
  Yup, one more by archnerd2008-10-09 01:07:39
  What will become of that severed piece? by UnFair2008-10-09 00:28:00
    I'll keep an eye on the next voting ballot then. ( (n/t) by ttlogic2008-10-09 01:08:08
    . . . A new character perhaps? by taitano2008-10-09 00:39:08
      *Sock Puppy* (n/t) by oedlan2008-10-09 00:52:18
Is it just my imagination... by smiffy2008-10-09 00:12:38
  Yes, it does. by firehawk2008-10-09 00:13:34
Good morning rollover! by undrcvrparothed2008-10-09 00:10:04
  Breed intelligent paper, so it can write on itself by firehawk2008-10-09 00:12:39
    Reanimated octopus skin, perhaps? by taitano2008-10-09 00:16:57
      Right. But it has to be albino... by firehawk2008-10-09 00:24:05
        I've got it! Combine a sheep, an octopus and a by taitano2008-10-09 00:37:13
          Al Davis? by firehawk2008-10-09 00:51:41
            I'm not sure he can do it on his own. by undrcvrparothed2008-10-09 01:02:47
Haha, it was forseen =) by oedlan2008-10-09 00:04:29
  Behold my powers of foretelling by y2kdragon2008-10-09 03:53:19
Translations by Nea2008-10-09 00:01:01
  Deutsch TLP (n/t) by MMI2008-10-09 00:11:17
    Bavarian / bairisch by tommiRF2008-10-09 01:05:49
    by UnFair by UnFair2008-10-09 00:22:26
    by MMI by MMI2008-10-09 00:16:26
Comment Board Trivia by count_02008-10-09 00:00:11
  "?" by RunNeoRun2008-10-09 00:18:30
    New question has been posted by MatthewDBA2008-10-09 07:51:25
    In order ... by corwin172008-10-09 07:37:15
    "!" by Khaar2008-10-09 01:52:24
    Huh? What's this following on from? (n/t) by FNORDer2008-10-09 00:27:14
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-10-09 00:00:01
  Orange in IE by oedlan2008-10-09 00:05:27
  JimmyHoffabrokeAntmanafterthegagwasputon by Hieraco2008-10-09 00:01:10

 

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