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Cartoon for Sep 30, 2008
Strip for Sep 30, 2008
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Boypocalypses by c3po2008-09-30 23:12:56
ATTN: Canadians by skippy-ish_guy2008-09-30 23:11:37
Strange fall for the Google Stock by oedlan2008-09-30 23:05:46
I now remember why I hate reinstalling PC's by Classic_jon2008-09-30 23:03:21
  Just said no to IE 7.0 even though I had already by Classic_jon2008-09-30 23:08:01
    Windows Live Search 4.0. by themadkansan2008-10-01 15:28:30
well, good night y'all. by taitano2008-09-30 22:18:35
Translation help needed by robertltux2008-09-30 21:59:31
  Portuguese, misspelled, without accent marks by paulor2008-10-01 00:09:40
    Secondlife actually by robertltux2008-10-01 08:07:27
  I'd take a guess it's Portugese... by parastra2008-09-30 22:41:00
    btw, "vende aki" = "sell fast" if that helps any (n/t) by parastra2008-09-30 22:45:03
Aeneon DDR2 memory.... any opinions pro/con? by ag__wyvern2008-09-30 21:44:15
  I've always liked Kingston. by skippy-ish_guy2008-09-30 21:59:09
    All three of these look like good deals by ag__wyvern2008-09-30 22:07:32
      Kingston makes good memory by Captain Jack2008-09-30 22:41:54
        Annnnnnd... order placed by ag__wyvern2008-09-30 23:00:15
  there's also Patriot signature sticks for sale by ag__wyvern2008-09-30 21:48:10
Why does the LHC make the CRT degaussing noise? (n (n/t) by AncientOne2008-09-30 21:20:29
  Ancient Chinese secret: by themadkansan2008-09-30 21:24:27
Buck Godot just keeps getting more and more by Snate2008-09-30 21:16:57
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-09-30 21:00:01
and the earth wibble. by Danu2008-09-30 20:57:00
The sky is falling, most definitely... by McNutcase2008-09-30 20:37:20
Hmm. So, I have this earworm thing going on. . . by taitano2008-09-30 20:03:10
  if you don't stop by chicago ..I'll box your ears by Garrinka2008-09-30 20:18:11
    Well. . . by taitano2008-09-30 21:41:35
  It only took me six and half days to cover 7000km, by Danu2008-09-30 20:16:04
I wonder if the "which God is right" thing by toysbfun2008-09-30 20:00:44
Yay! by McNutcase2008-09-30 19:50:21
  No. Should I tell him you said so? by werehatrack2008-09-30 20:14:53
    Actually, I'd rather you told him... by McNutcase2008-09-30 20:19:01
??? LOTD. . . So. . . What exactly am I supposed by taitano2008-09-30 18:36:06
  It's a little link game by UGuardian2008-09-30 19:35:19
  Ooookaaaaayyyy. Hmmm. . . So I got an by taitano2008-09-30 19:06:44
  You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all by RetiQlum22008-09-30 18:51:51
SOTM: Nightwish, covering High Hopes by radiowave9112008-09-30 17:47:23
  One of the best Floyd covers I've ever heard (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-09-30 20:02:11
  Snow Patrol - Same (n/t) by Llyr2008-09-30 19:47:45
Ooof by iarann2008-09-30 17:05:21
  Fogo is enjoyable by hobbs2008-09-30 20:26:43
  Mmmmm.... churrascaria . by RetiQlum22008-09-30 18:04:21
  Whooo sounds like a good party. :) by Silverfire2008-09-30 17:07:59
    There are three kinds of "good" parties: by taitano2008-09-30 17:51:35
*hugs to everyone!* :) I'm going out now.. by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:55:55
  *hugs Garrinka* by joresgump2008-09-30 21:49:17
  Take care. Its soggy out around here. :-) (n/t) by Silverfire2008-09-30 17:01:58
  Night mommabear. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:57:22
  {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 16:56:32
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALISSA!!!!! by sonja2008-09-30 16:46:23
  Thank you, everyone! by Calissa2008-10-01 04:21:51
  You can run... by Calissa2008-10-01 04:17:59
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by McNutcase2008-09-30 20:37:54
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-09-30 18:17:23
  Happy b-day Calissa!!!!!!! by Silverfire2008-09-30 17:02:44
  Happy Birthday Calissa! :D (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-09-30 16:56:42
  hippo birdies hon! by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:51:54
  Happy solar orbit completion! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:49:11
  Bapiyerfdae! (n/t) by themadkansan2008-09-30 16:47:56
  HAPPY B-DAY! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2008-09-30 16:47:09
Beware people by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:39:10
  ~Grumbles and goes to beat up sibling.brit~ by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:42:08
    *giggle* OK... (n/t) by oot2008-09-30 16:52:24
    Vinegar make's Slitheens explode? (n/t) by Snate2008-09-30 16:50:54
      vinegar= Ascetic acid by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:52:20
        Or even Acetic ;oP (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-09-30 20:19:30
        An abstinent acid? Interesting. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-09-30 18:30:32
          . . . I thought she said Absenthe and acid. (n/t) by taitano2008-09-30 19:09:45
            I hear that Absinthe... by Intrinsic2008-09-30 20:20:55
    hmm... by museunchained2008-09-30 16:49:56
      ~doesnt explode~ by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:51:33
  Why are you warning us? by oot2008-09-30 16:41:28
    You can't fool us. We now know you're a really... by RetiQlum22008-09-30 18:49:03
      I can't. I'm a kitty now. by oot2008-09-30 19:14:59
        But is it a wide stance? (n/t) by adiplomat2008-09-30 21:46:00
I need a new wallet. by McNutcase2008-09-30 16:15:23
  Here by TCabot2008-09-30 21:27:39
  Make you're own! by taitano2008-09-30 20:11:15
    I have one that's duct tape. by McNutcase2008-09-30 20:24:17
  Yah, I make my own out of Gaffer tape by Intrinsic2008-09-30 18:45:30
  Wilson Leather, if there's one near you. by werehatrack2008-09-30 18:32:33
  My brother makes stuff like that. by spud2008-09-30 17:44:41
    Ooooh, custom... by McNutcase2008-09-30 19:51:58
  I prefer Nylon wallets by UnFair2008-09-30 16:43:21
    Mountain Equipment Coop used to sell lots. by run.dll2008-09-30 17:31:59
  I need a new wallet, too. by run.dll2008-09-30 16:42:55
  Over here, I;d say a specialist leather shop by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:17:00
    Probably, yes. by McNutcase2008-09-30 16:18:13
      0.o by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:20:47
        Yes but some leather shops tend to be by Silverfire2008-09-30 17:10:43
          s/some/many/ It's pretty much the most lucrative by Intrinsic2008-09-30 19:50:08
DVD ripper launches, followed by lawsuits by Snate2008-09-30 16:14:17
  Favorite quote... by werehatrack2008-09-30 16:40:56
  dd in=/dev/dvdrom of=movie.iso by UGuardian2008-09-30 16:39:08
    That doesn't do the CSS business by hobbs2008-09-30 20:37:50
    "if", not "in" (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-09-30 16:40:02
      Thought something looked off by UGuardian2008-09-30 16:43:07
        been even longer since i've exclusively used linux by Freakazoid2008-09-30 17:02:56
  They're just upset somebody found a loophole (n/t) by toysbfun2008-09-30 16:36:08
Interesting inbox deliveries: by subbywan2008-09-30 15:58:17
  cute (n/t) by Danu2008-09-30 20:10:13
  Ingenious! by asfrith2008-09-30 16:27:42
IBS: the ultimate diet aid *Not*! :P by Garrinka2008-09-30 15:54:23
  just dont Fart. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-09-30 16:23:13
    its not *that bad* :P ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:36:53
  {{{Garrinka}}} by purplepineapple2008-09-30 16:15:57
    {{{pppineapple}}} by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:21:19
      Yeah, it's tough by purplepineapple2008-09-30 16:31:08
        owies hon *hugs*.... by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:36:06
          I haven't tried tablet form by purplepineapple2008-09-30 16:44:29
  {{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}} (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:14:24
  {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by sonja2008-09-30 16:06:29
  {{Garrinka}} by Stibbons2008-09-30 16:05:54
    *hugs you to and yours*... by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:10:12
      leave out the "yet" by sonja2008-09-30 16:12:32
        got the best sportsmanship award :) by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:16:21
          Awesome! by sonja2008-09-30 16:21:57
            what army hon? :) by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:26:42
              Currently by sonja2008-09-30 16:41:40
                WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! by themadkansan2008-09-30 16:45:37
                  hahahaha by sonja2008-09-30 16:47:24
                    Succinct description of the Ork Waaagh!: by themadkansan2008-09-30 16:58:44
  {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by Bellator2008-09-30 15:56:16
    thanks hon *hugs*.. by Garrinka2008-09-30 15:57:29
      Replying to an email... by Bellator2008-09-30 15:58:01
*turns everyone into kitties* by oot2008-09-30 15:48:44
  Kitty! (n/t) by Myke2008-09-30 22:46:45
  Hail Bast, the plan worked! (n/t) by Nightwind2008-09-30 17:02:30
  I <3 oot! Thats awesome!!!!! (n/t) by Silverfire2008-09-30 17:01:24
  meow, where's my gooshy food? (n/t) by emlaabs2008-09-30 16:08:47
  oooh, string! by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:05:59
  *grabs her cat toys.. by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:00:48
    *Drags his box near the corner, hops inside and by hadji2008-09-30 16:09:48
      eyez keep purring.. ;) by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:13:40
        *Hops out of the box, circles you, by hadji2008-09-30 16:17:07
          *sees hadji's tail twitching and decides to pounce by Silverfire2008-09-30 17:43:09
    *walks over to the corner* by bimkins2008-09-30 16:09:43
      Ufie snog pile! ;) *purrs contently* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:11:25
        *Wonders if what he's thinking will skirt the line by hadji2008-09-30 16:13:54
          ~pounces on the kittypile and playfully grapples by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:18:34
            I was thinking . . . *ahem* by hadji2008-09-30 16:21:59
              *tackles entire pile* by themadkansan2008-09-30 16:29:35
                ~bites TMK's tail playfully~ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:32:39
                merooooooooooow pfft pfft pfft ;) by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:31:20
                  *pouncebatbatbat* by themadkansan2008-09-30 16:40:00
                    *comes in to join snog pile and notices Garrinka by Silverfire2008-09-30 17:07:06
              considering my... preferences, by bimkins2008-09-30 16:24:38
                bimkins and I have the same taste in guys ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:29:02
                  We want our men the same way we want chocolate. by bimkins2008-09-30 17:58:03
  *ignores the string and plays with a by hadji2008-09-30 15:52:55
  oot is a genius! by dodrian2008-09-30 15:52:43
    Feh. She's just making a string of promises. (n/t) by hadji2008-09-30 15:54:01
      *Covers hadji in catnip* (n/t) by dodrian2008-09-30 16:00:58
so I try to go to the CBC website by run.dll2008-09-30 15:11:14
  *thwap* by sgrunt2008-09-30 15:23:43
    thwap indeed by run.dll2008-09-30 17:36:00
      SUKEI SUKEI!!!!!!!oneoneone (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-30 21:51:05
From The Inbox (AKA Mom's Tinfoil Hat's Too Tight) by carthax2008-09-30 14:52:04
  Why the wording "the government is bankrupt"? by UnFair2008-09-30 16:34:39
  So... by confused.brit2008-09-30 15:07:04
    Second verse, same as the first! by bitflipper2008-09-30 15:10:21
      All I know is that if the Elders of Zion exist... by RetiQlum22008-09-30 15:49:48
  *puts on Chicken Little costume* by SnArL2008-09-30 15:06:11
  *Puts on hair shirt; holds up a sign* by bitflipper2008-09-30 15:05:17
    Is it a cute one? In a bikini? by oot2008-09-30 15:16:44
      You wouldn't want to see... by bitflipper2008-09-30 15:19:34
        Not yours, you're holding the sign by oot2008-09-30 15:30:14
          :grin: Just says "it's near"; doesn't say where (n/t) by bitflipper2008-09-30 15:33:29
            Is it mine? by oot2008-09-30 15:36:26
              Well,... by bitflipper2008-09-30 15:41:48
                Not really by oot2008-09-30 15:50:10
  *dissapears in a cloud of illogic* by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 14:59:43
  Why doesn't the gov't just charge it to VISA? by run.dll2008-09-30 14:54:51
Breaking news: PHEER ALL EVARYTHING! by jiteo2008-09-30 14:37:33
  Meh. by themadkansan2008-09-30 15:42:14
    heh: themehkansan (n/t) by UnFair2008-09-30 17:08:08
      *snrk* (n/t) by themadkansan2008-09-30 19:55:27
    I found t-shirt with "Meh" on it ;) by Garrinka2008-09-30 16:05:13
  *runs around gibbering in Pheer* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 14:53:16
SOTCPIOGH3M: Slayer - Raining Blood by poolya2008-09-30 14:36:16
  ah, the cheery song by Freakazoid2008-09-30 16:42:53
  ...You're trying to keep up with Kerry King? by themadkansan2008-09-30 15:51:06
House of Representatives' Web site overwhelmed by emlaabs2008-09-30 14:31:29
  I'm moving to the US - you guys have by run.dll2008-09-30 14:58:53
    Everyone's hitting the website by hadji2008-09-30 15:58:44
  Heh heh! "Government of the people, for the..." by bitflipper2008-09-30 14:38:11
    Yeah, but in the broader perspective the by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 14:41:44
      Hey, I didn't say it wasn't important! by bitflipper2008-09-30 14:45:40
        True, true, this may be the thing that gets people by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 14:50:39
          I know the feeling by bitflipper2008-09-30 15:00:26
          Today's Sinfest is, again, spot on. (n/t) by Twitchh2008-09-30 14:57:28
What's going to happen between now and the year by hadji2008-09-30 14:27:16
  Due to tidal forces by basher202008-09-30 14:40:23
    Nah, we're human, after all by bitflipper2008-09-30 14:43:00
  Once we need five digits, there will be by Peace_man2008-09-30 14:35:21
    But there aren't exactly 365.25 days in a year! by nix2008-09-30 16:23:36
  Thanks for that! by testy2008-09-30 14:34:00
  I don't know... by bitflipper2008-09-30 14:33:23
  In 3.5 Myr we will be a different species by run.dll2008-09-30 14:30:04
Ugh. When I get home I HAVE to take a nap by SnArL2008-09-30 14:16:54
  I like retorical questions... {{{SnArL}}} (n/t) by NDwight2008-09-30 14:25:05
I is stufftimacated. by RetiQlum22008-09-30 14:08:03
  Sounds good but too much. :) (n/t) by Silverfire2008-09-30 20:32:24
  Re: Wine by Silverfire2008-09-30 20:31:54
  See if you can find a brand called Fre by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:31:57
  I'll not drop in and bother you by Nightwind2008-09-30 15:15:01
  You ate a 16 lb. prime rib? By yourself? by SouthpawPL2008-09-30 14:33:57
    Hope he's got a good plunger! by rook_mtl2008-09-30 15:08:10
      I didn't say I ate the whole thing. by RetiQlum22008-09-30 15:54:53
    P.S. Mazel Tov! (n/t) by SouthpawPL2008-09-30 14:34:25
Web Comic Quote Quiz (WCQQ) by Snate2008-09-30 14:04:03
Question about storing gas (petrol). by subbywan2008-09-30 13:55:16
  A few thoughts... by boink2008-09-30 19:00:48
  Ethanol blends ... by Sortiri2008-09-30 14:16:40
  3 quick lengths by DesertRat662008-09-30 14:16:07
    sp/lengths/links (n/t) by DesertRat662008-09-30 14:17:07
  Indefinite. by McNutcase2008-09-30 13:57:41
    That part I realised ... I'm more worried about by subbywan2008-09-30 14:07:38
      Alkanes are stable. by McNutcase2008-09-30 14:10:11
        It's not so much survivalist as by subbywan2008-09-30 14:14:49
          Two things you'll want to avoid by basher202008-09-30 14:22:03
            **nods** by subbywan2008-09-30 14:28:31
              If you use plastic tanks the tank material will be by UnFair2008-09-30 16:58:01
                Agreed. The stuff I have in mind though by subbywan2008-09-30 17:04:26
                  Gas cans are HDPE. (Polyethylene) by boink2008-09-30 18:40:54
            .. and probably store in cool place. by run.dll2008-09-30 14:27:16
          Start thinking diesel by DesertRat662008-09-30 14:19:28
            My car doesn't use diesel :P by subbywan2008-09-30 14:26:24
              Time for a change by DesertRat662008-09-30 14:28:55
                I have a 1959 190D that is a good parts by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 15:17:46
                Next car perhaps. by subbywan2008-09-30 14:34:29
                And in a pinch by basher202008-09-30 14:30:47
            And the engines that run on it... by McNutcase2008-09-30 14:21:38
Heh . . . by hadji2008-09-30 13:48:35
CanoScan Scanners, anyone ? by dennismv2008-09-30 13:44:37
Web Design - Family rates question by Sieldan2008-09-30 13:41:13
  I say charge him standard rates by voxwoman2008-09-30 14:16:19
    Thanks Voxwoman by Sieldan2008-09-30 14:27:25
  Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh. Noooooooooo. by Peace_man2008-09-30 13:47:20
    No puppy mill here. by Sieldan2008-09-30 13:52:53
FDIC asks to increase insurance cap by merlin2008-09-30 13:17:18
  I heard they mentioned $250,000 as new limit sough by NDwight2008-09-30 13:21:56
  Probably long overdue by DesertRat662008-09-30 13:21:15
    Good Point, they really haven't taken inflation by Snate2008-09-30 13:49:17
      Nope, it looks like it was set to $100K in 1980. (n/t) by Snate2008-09-30 13:53:35
        The only way around it is to have joint accounts by voxwoman2008-09-30 14:18:12
          there are ways of using trust accounts by basher202008-09-30 14:27:55
          And remember that different branches of the same by merlin2008-09-30 14:25:11
          Different vestings can make a difference too (n/t) by DesertRat662008-09-30 14:24:34
  Only if they have the money by voxwoman2008-09-30 13:20:21
    Useful link for you by DesertRat662008-09-30 13:23:33
Shameless LJ plug by voxwoman2008-09-30 13:15:14
Cooking question by oot2008-09-30 13:09:58
  Or you could just nibble on a raw turkey. by RetiQlum22008-09-30 14:12:22
  Quick Thaw Tip by Hieraco2008-09-30 13:41:52
    A slightly faster method by Sterling_Ag2008-09-30 13:47:37
      I agree with this method completely! by SouthpawPL2008-09-30 14:06:06
        Just make sure by basher202008-09-30 14:49:21
  Yes but the middle will not be as done as the by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 13:28:51
    Thanks! (n/t) by oot2008-09-30 13:33:15
  It has to do with evenness of cooking by voxwoman2008-09-30 13:18:37
    Thanks! :-) by oot2008-09-30 13:27:47
      Depends on weight, but longer than that. by McNutcase2008-09-30 13:29:42
  If you can be sure it's cooked thoroughly, by dodrian2008-09-30 13:18:37
    Thank you! (n/t) by oot2008-09-30 13:26:45
  you might be able to, by aprylmae2008-09-30 13:17:08
    Thanks! (n/t) by oot2008-09-30 13:18:08
  I'm not certain. by McNutcase2008-09-30 13:15:02
    Hmm... by oot2008-09-30 13:17:24
      Because from thawed, I know how to cook it... by McNutcase2008-09-30 13:25:12
  From what I've heard, you shouldn't actually by hadji2008-09-30 13:14:55
    If you thaw it, you should thaw it in the fridge. by dodrian2008-09-30 13:19:48
    Cool! by oot2008-09-30 13:16:53
      See aprylmae's post. :-) by hadji2008-09-30 13:20:17
        Thanks :-) by oot2008-09-30 13:25:37
          Pork can have worse nasties than beef. by McNutcase2008-09-30 13:27:21
            Not what I'm worried about by oot2008-09-30 13:32:04
              You should tour the turkey processing plant in by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 13:37:49
                Not yet by oot2008-09-30 13:44:14
                  I understand. In all seriousness, they actually by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 13:48:55
              Oh, and by oot2008-09-30 13:34:52
                I know what you mean by aprylmae2008-09-30 13:39:52
                  Try to find a bacon that does not have by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 13:42:56
                    And if its the greese thats causing the issue by confused.brit2008-09-30 16:01:45
                    Or make your own.. :9 (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-09-30 13:48:11
                      hush you! by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 13:49:56
Attn: Apo. Re: New shinies! by shargo2008-09-30 13:06:10
  Thanks, I shall try those :D by Apo2008-09-30 16:28:16
  In that case... by Lethosos2008-09-30 13:37:15
    ooooh! by confused.brit2008-09-30 15:54:13
ATTN: ChrisP by hadji2008-09-30 12:47:41
OT: Scary movie???!!!! by joresgump2008-09-30 12:46:47
  No, Budweizer by veran2008-09-30 13:47:53
I don't read the manual. by dennismv2008-09-30 12:40:38
  In my family we have a saying... by maddriver2008-09-30 16:24:52
    You mean it's not just my family? by McNutcase2008-09-30 21:43:53
  Then I don't help you. I don't. (n/t) by Divinar2008-09-30 14:21:49
  I do. Used to read manuals cover to cover but now by NDwight2008-09-30 13:30:14
  Yes, and we who write the f*n manual by voxwoman2008-09-30 13:21:54
    sigh ... I do read it when I have to by dennismv2008-09-30 20:21:53
    What is funny is when you have a "self documenting by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 14:04:59
  You forgot the second last word :-) (n/t) by run.dll2008-09-30 12:53:22
    hm which one ? I'm confused ... (n/t) by dennismv2008-09-30 20:20:41
  Do you write the manual? by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 12:46:13
    hmm by dennismv2008-09-30 20:19:22
    *eats the manual* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 12:48:30
      I note that this was an automatic response :-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 12:50:28
        Maybe it was sqrunt instead of sgrunt. (n/t) by run.dll2008-09-30 13:07:53
          Oops, forgot to delete the (n/t) by run.dll2008-09-30 13:09:17
          I blame sqrunt. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 13:08:52
summons("Finance majors", $blood, now()); //halp by tesla_koil2008-09-30 12:22:40
  I would use by basher202008-09-30 12:35:51
    But that returns a prospective value by LongFist2008-09-30 12:57:45
      I was thinking of that as well by basher202008-09-30 13:12:53
        LOL!  I should've talked with you by LongFist2008-09-30 13:30:07
  Hmm... by imperito2008-09-30 12:25:00
    Nice, maybe, but not perfect. by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 12:26:09
      lets call it 42 for sake of everyone involved (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-09-30 12:27:09
LOTD by jpprater2008-09-30 12:17:20
  Everyone not replying here (n/t) by shargo2008-09-30 12:53:11
I can haz banana split! by aprylmae2008-09-30 12:12:36
  Tra la la, la la la la. by hadji2008-09-30 13:00:32
    o.O hadji, put down the pipe, by aprylmae2008-09-30 13:07:05
      o.O You . . . you . . . you don't know? by hadji2008-09-30 13:12:17
        um, no. by aprylmae2008-09-30 13:19:06
          Clicky by hadji2008-09-30 13:25:14
            =( no can haz clicky by aprylmae2008-09-30 13:32:55
              Gotta check 'em out by bitflipper2008-09-30 13:55:07
                They designed the costumes, apparently, by hadji2008-09-30 14:03:10
  Banana..nananana nana split? by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 12:17:54
    *feeds hactar aprymae's lunch* (n/t) by Woodburn2008-09-30 12:19:48
can-not-call do-not-call by run.dll2008-09-30 11:55:18
  Do-not-call lists are the ONLY telephone lists... by McNutcase2008-09-30 12:28:26
    They should also be international by confused.brit2008-09-30 15:46:02
  Tee-hee. I am sneaky!!! by frostbait2008-09-30 12:23:37
  Heh, pretty similar to what happened here by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 12:12:33
so, for lunch, I had clam chowder by aprylmae2008-09-30 11:48:39
  Bad clam chowder? by sgrunt2008-09-30 12:32:01
    O.o how is that insulting? (n/t) by aprylmae2008-09-30 12:40:45
      How hard is it to ruin soup? (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 12:43:00
        depends on the soup by aprylmae2008-09-30 12:46:36
          The giveaway was "98% Fat Free". by McNutcase2008-09-30 12:56:01
            yea by aprylmae2008-09-30 13:03:40
I have a problem by Rogue19712008-09-30 11:42:29
  Is the replacement staying on when she returns?? by aprylmae2008-09-30 11:46:03
    I'm in canada, maternity leave is for a whole year by Rogue19712008-09-30 11:50:38
      ah. ok. by aprylmae2008-09-30 11:57:42
        Leave the engaged man alone. Besides by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:04:28
          I have NO intentions in trying anything by Rogue19712008-09-30 12:25:51
            Ah yes, the younger man! I too have lusted by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:29:41
          yes, but having a crush hurts nothing by aprylmae2008-09-30 12:08:18
            I know that. I'm just sayin' she needs to leave by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:26:07
"I'm sorry citizen, you are carrying an... by DesertRat662008-09-30 11:21:30
  *Get off my lawn you d4 kids* by schwing12008-09-30 12:05:15
    No, Darwin by DesertRat662008-09-30 12:07:40
  Wow, what's next, trees? by lheggland2008-09-30 12:04:31
    *throws a moistened sponge* (n/t) by imperito2008-09-30 12:14:23
      Oops, I forgot to tell you, by lheggland2008-09-30 12:16:14
    There is a difference between defending an action by AndyA2008-09-30 12:09:54
      Someone needs to be canned, period. by lheggland2008-09-30 12:12:43
        Maybe but also keep in mind that by AndyA2008-09-30 12:17:04
          How does that make the policy less moronic? by lheggland2008-09-30 12:37:39
  I have heard a baton described as a by Peace_man2008-09-30 11:41:21
    Anything can be described as a dangerous weapon. by techi8702008-09-30 11:57:19
      I have some keys by DesertRat662008-09-30 12:03:11
        I have teeth for that. (n/t) by veran2008-09-30 13:51:42
        Then there's the tree branches and fence boards by techi8702008-09-30 12:05:08
    The guy was 78 years old! by DesertRat662008-09-30 11:48:39
      The reasoning is by basher202008-09-30 12:17:38
        So a crutch, a 4 legged walker, a wheelchair by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 12:44:56
          NO WEAPONS, MEANS NO WEAPON!!111! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:52:33
            That is exactly the point I am making ;-) by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 13:06:56
              and the buckle makes some nasty cuts and bruises. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-09-30 16:45:03
        Were all people stripped of all hand-held by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 12:24:54
          Dont forget that a chick beat her boyfriend to by joecrouse2008-09-30 16:33:28
          or the little kid standing next to you. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:36:11
            +20 Jawa Melee FTW!!! (n/t) by DesertRat662008-09-30 12:49:53
              When Gazebo's attack! by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 13:18:55
                The gazebo story predates KotDT by Cural2008-09-30 17:16:40
              XD (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:51:25
      What AndyA said. by Peace_man2008-09-30 11:57:06
        So, if I'm at a footbal game or ay other gathering by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:18:42
          Well, as a matter of fact, whenever I go by Peace_man2008-09-30 13:21:58
            But would the bag itself by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 13:36:23
              The bag itself, and other contents by Peace_man2008-09-30 13:41:23
                They may (probably will) check to see by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 14:03:37
                  different shape to the "cane" by robertltux2008-09-30 21:43:05
                  Yeah, that's pretty much my point as well. by Peace_man2008-09-30 14:23:20
          Ban all Clothes! by lheggland2008-09-30 12:26:34
            I don't know about that... by imperito2008-09-30 12:35:20
          He chose to give it up. by AndyA2008-09-30 12:25:11
            Hmm? by imperito2008-09-30 12:30:42
              He was required to give it in when by AndyA2008-09-30 12:41:41
              More likely he was compelled to give it up. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:34:50
            He went to see a seminar, was told to give up his by NDwight2008-09-30 12:28:19
              All very true by AndyA2008-09-30 12:36:51
                You miss the point. They should have not by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:42:00
                  Then there is no point in the no weapons zone. by AndyA2008-09-30 12:45:28
                    *shakes head* (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:48:32
                    Very well, then. You will not be permitted to take by SnArL2008-09-30 12:48:20
                      And hard soled shoes. Have you even been hit on by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:50:35
                        Stiletto heel to the instep by Sterling_Ag2008-09-30 13:02:22
                          Ballet slipper with toe cup insert by robertltux2008-09-30 21:46:56
                        Cowboy boot by DesertRat662008-09-30 12:52:58
                          Those pointy toes are awesome! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:54:59
                            Actually I took the boot off by DesertRat662008-09-30 13:13:37
                              And here I was thinking it was your stinky feet by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 13:53:56
                              Heh... by imperito2008-09-30 13:40:57
                                You have to let the cheese age first (n/t) by Lethosos2008-09-30 13:41:31
                              Ahh, but I didn't. :-) (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-30 13:15:38
                I got the impression by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 12:40:25
              I wouldn't have given it up. I would have by Lab Rat2008-09-30 12:33:45
      He was there for a seminar that was part by AndyA2008-09-30 11:53:36
        I might've been inclined to agree... by jdelphiki2008-09-30 12:43:21
  Why does this bring to mind by basher202008-09-30 11:35:45
    But where are the by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 11:36:40
      Alright! Stop that, stop that! by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:40:12
        Actually most people enjoy a good joke by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 11:45:00
          God luck, we're all counting on you! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:57:10
            Looks like I picked the wrong week by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 12:03:14
            s/god/good (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:57:36
  Those dastardly pensioners! by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:32:57
    Armed cops? Where does it say that? (n/t) by AndyA2008-09-30 11:48:31
      Of course they were armed. by VivianC2008-09-30 12:50:24
      Quite right. by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:53:32
    No kidding. Any fool knows... by DesertRat662008-09-30 11:40:26
      Those were thugs who should fear the cane! by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:42:47
  Police complaints procedure by vetitice2008-09-30 11:32:56
    Should have never happened in the first place by DesertRat662008-09-30 11:34:04
      If that's possible under the complaints procedures by vetitice2008-09-30 12:48:25
      So the police should be ageist? by AndyA2008-09-30 11:47:03
        The Geezer is not a terrible threat by joecrouse2008-09-30 16:26:52
        No, they should think! by DesertRat662008-09-30 11:51:44
          Maybe they were thinking: by AndyA2008-09-30 11:55:45
            What about my hands My forehead by joecrouse2008-09-30 16:29:28
            Or, they could have done their jobs and by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 12:48:35
            That is the real question.... by lheggland2008-09-30 12:10:29
Did Paulson exacerbate the current economic crisis by hadji2008-09-30 11:15:35
  Well, for the last few months, GWB has been by Peace_man2008-09-30 11:44:58
    Remember that Congress passes *all* by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 12:08:01
    Or you could presume that he is trying to instill by merlin2008-09-30 12:03:55
      Apocryphal: by Illiad2008-09-30 12:58:19
      Besides certain parts of it are fine. by DesertRat662008-09-30 12:13:13
  Reverse Psychology? by vetitice2008-09-30 11:24:21
    Yes, but that didn't happen. by hadji2008-09-30 11:41:54
      Probably. Given up caring for the week. by vetitice2008-09-30 13:13:56
  I can't find it now, but I read something this by merlin2008-09-30 11:19:25
  Wondering that too by rfrovarp2008-09-30 11:19:21
  Probably... by Bellator2008-09-30 11:17:40
Our house has walls now. by techi8702008-09-30 11:14:49
  Are there trees where you live? (n/t) by tallastro2008-09-30 18:19:23
  Polite suggestion by Sonri2008-09-30 11:34:56
    good point. (n/t) by techi8702008-09-30 12:12:40
  It's fun by schwing12008-09-30 11:18:25
I just sent my resume to .. by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 10:47:14
  Threadjack time by aprylmae2008-09-30 11:12:00
    "do it yet"? by Freakazoid2008-09-30 11:38:02
      Here's what you're looking for. by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:41:31
    Who picked the cockpit door lock? by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:19:06
      Come on, Hactar by Sonri2008-09-30 11:31:36
        Here's the deal... by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:35:56
          If that WERE the case, which it is NOT, by aprylmae2008-09-30 11:44:09
            Seconded, except the thwappage by Sonri2008-09-30 11:50:09
              I hope to have something good to by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:52:39
                For those of us who know, you will have something by AnimeJ2008-09-30 12:13:02
                  So I'm joining the choir.. No maybe, no if. DO! by shargo2008-09-30 12:23:13
                  Thank you:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 12:16:50
      Maybe? Maybe? by aprylmae2008-09-30 11:20:55
        *wields a +30 rolled-up newspaper of thwappage* by jpprater2008-09-30 11:22:26
          Eeek! by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:23:50
            *drools on newspaper* by jpprater2008-09-30 11:34:06
              Put it out in the sun for a bit. by AnimeJ2008-09-30 12:10:42
              Muhahahahaaa! *runs off to annoy others* XD (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:36:33
        Indeed! by AnimeJ2008-09-30 11:22:17
  I've processed disconnect orders for their by aprylmae2008-09-30 11:11:05
  Just avoid being assigned to GCSS. by AnimeJ2008-09-30 11:01:54
  IIRC, they're bigger in IT services now by basher202008-09-30 10:59:07
    no they still make a lot of "stuff" by joecrouse2008-09-30 16:38:52
  are they the ones who control the LART satellites? (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-30 10:52:12
  *eats hactar's resume* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 10:47:47
    You again! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:24:11
      Me! (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 13:26:19
    Vous encore! (n/t) by werehatrack2008-09-30 10:51:49
      Moi! by sgrunt2008-09-30 10:55:33
        ¡Tú de nuevo! by joresgump2008-09-30 10:56:54
          *¡Le dice otra vez en español!* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-09-30 11:04:47
Uh oh! by Rogue19712008-09-30 10:30:16
  hey, that's only supposed to happen on fridays (n/t) by aprylmae2008-09-30 11:12:54
    points a few topics down by Rogue19712008-09-30 11:14:23
      NEAT! *bows to the Friday Goddess* by aprylmae2008-09-30 11:50:21
  misplaced h or w? by werehatrack2008-09-30 10:45:02
    *takes back the "h"* (n/t) by Rogue19712008-09-30 10:57:03
    hell, I don't knoh (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-30 10:55:42
oot's turned conservative! :o (n/t) by krikkert2008-09-30 10:26:37
  Did not! by oot2008-09-30 10:39:02
    None of those comments disqualify you from being by merlin2008-09-30 10:43:44
      There's a very common misconception by krikkert2008-09-30 10:51:14
        Still not a convervative though by oot2008-09-30 11:13:57
          No, but it's fun to point out. :D (n/t) by krikkert2008-09-30 11:18:16
            THERE'S A FISH ON YOUR HEAD by oot2008-09-30 11:19:47
              Hm. by krikkert2008-09-30 11:52:35
                That would require finding a mate first! (n/t) by oot2008-09-30 11:59:33
                  You need a mate to mate? by krikkert2008-09-30 12:19:49
                    Uhm... yeah... by oot2008-09-30 12:28:17
                      Why would I do that? by krikkert2008-09-30 16:46:53
                        *kicks krikkert* by oot2008-09-30 16:48:59
        And I've met my share of Republican liberals, also by merlin2008-09-30 10:55:14
    If it talks like a duck... ;P by krikkert2008-09-30 10:41:02
  oot's been replaced by a pod person? (n/t) by Concept2008-09-30 10:29:21
  What did she start saving? (n/t) by merlin2008-09-30 10:27:56
    "begone, federal government!" (n/t) by krikkert2008-09-30 10:38:51
*screams incoherently* by AndyA2008-09-30 10:13:22
  You need a friendly Xilinx xonsultant :-) by JimK2008-09-30 14:49:42
  Xilinx? by sgrunt2008-09-30 10:25:26
    yup, there's a thread yesterday that helps by Freakazoid2008-09-30 10:28:24
      Woohoo. Got it to compile. by AndyA2008-09-30 11:22:11
  *Hands AndyA sledgehammer* by dodrian2008-09-30 10:21:42
I need to shutoff access to MySpace by XndeX2008-09-30 10:06:11
  A couple suggestions by AnimeJ2008-09-30 11:09:59
    Agreed by rfrovarp2008-09-30 11:17:01
  Lock her out of the computer entirely. (n/t) by jiteo2008-09-30 10:50:44
    she has 2 younger siblings and by XndeX2008-09-30 10:54:41
      Group punishment, like in the army. by jiteo2008-09-30 17:52:33
  May not work for long, but you can try this. by werehatrack2008-09-30 10:38:55
    under windows just enclose the filename by flirkann2008-09-30 10:46:38
  Simplet solution by y2kdragon2008-09-30 10:15:05
    Another simple, temporary solution by abaron2008-09-30 10:17:53
      I like that Idea by XndeX2008-09-30 10:20:58
        It can point anywhere. by werehatrack2008-09-30 10:43:00
          Trick works. by werehatrack2008-09-30 10:49:26
        If you point it to 127.0.0.1 by abaron2008-09-30 10:30:43
        If that address has a webserver, yeah. by grremlins2008-09-30 10:25:04
  Blocking it would not be a problem. by kc5sdy2008-09-30 10:09:57
    or if you block it, what says that kidlet by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 10:27:47
  define: "Linksys router" by Freakazoid2008-09-30 10:09:08
    it is a WRT54g version # I don't know by XndeX2008-09-30 10:11:35
      the version number is very important by Freakazoid2008-09-30 10:19:47
        dd-wrt runs just fine on the newer versions. by altordwm2008-09-30 11:39:17
          It does. On mine. (n/t) by DerSarek2008-09-30 22:10:05
        I will look at that tonight and thanks (n/t) by XndeX2008-09-30 10:22:13
Ever have one of those days when you realize by toysbfun2008-09-30 10:05:37
  Had that distict impression today (n/t) by joecrouse2008-09-30 16:24:30
  Had that distict impression today (n/t) by joecrouse2008-09-30 16:24:27
  Ooh, now they're laughing at people. by toysbfun2008-09-30 10:07:40
    *laughs at toysbfun* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 10:10:18
Someone please tell my prof that by sgrunt2008-09-30 10:01:51
  I don't know about your school... by Sonri2008-09-30 11:52:48
  Recipriversexclusion by NikolaiDante2008-09-30 10:12:33
  I would, but I can't seem to find him. ;) (n/t) by Concept2008-09-30 10:02:20
    :-p (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 10:02:44
Partial update. by Sonri2008-09-30 09:53:45
  Another update by Sonri2008-09-30 13:02:47
  Good to hear. Hope the news you get by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 10:39:12
    You and me both... by Sonri2008-09-30 11:17:04
  Thanks for the update! Great that you can by NDwight2008-09-30 10:02:43
Farscape moment!! :D by jpprater2008-09-30 09:50:12
Dinner is eaten, and I'm still hungry :( by Bellator2008-09-30 09:25:54
  *eats Bellator's hunger* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 09:26:21
    Hmm... suddenly I'm not hungry anymore. by Bellator2008-09-30 09:30:05
      Not hungry now... by jdelphiki2008-09-30 11:34:26
The price of brisket is on the rise... by SnArL2008-09-30 09:09:48
  The story about the slate story by vdp2008-09-30 09:42:33
  Why the stock photo? by snooze_button2008-09-30 09:33:02
    Considering the nature of the story, be happy it's by vampire2008-09-30 09:40:27
Is it worth upgrading from GeForce 8600 to 9600? by Khaar2008-09-30 08:45:14
  There is no explanation by EndlessWaves2008-09-30 09:13:05
  Do you encounter bad performance? by UnFair2008-09-30 08:56:56
    Well, I'd like to be able to set higher shading... by Khaar2008-09-30 09:31:06
Ohhhhh! Chocolate fountain!!!!!!! by Rogue19712008-09-30 08:30:33
  No chocolate strawberries? by Nea2008-09-30 08:45:26
    they have pinaples, straberries, pretzels, bananas by Rogue19712008-09-30 08:47:04
  butbutbutbut by sgrunt2008-09-30 08:43:25
    *eats sgrunt's objections* by AnimeJ2008-09-30 11:14:10
      You! by sgrunt2008-09-30 12:27:29
    I, the Friday Goddess says ... by Rogue19712008-09-30 08:44:13
      *Dips finger in choclate fountain* by bitflipper2008-09-30 08:47:29
        ohhhh whats the surprise? (n/t) by Rogue19712008-09-30 08:54:56
          :shrugs: Dunno. by bitflipper2008-09-30 08:57:55
          *drops trou* by SnArL2008-09-30 08:56:58
            Thass no' a bananananana by bitflipper2008-09-30 08:59:17
*Needs to break something not too expensive.* by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 08:27:57
  That could still be expensive. by sgrunt2008-09-30 08:56:57
  I'd say, break the board. by Klaranth2008-09-30 08:47:58
UFie Orndance Corner by carthax2008-09-30 08:16:51
  A Kentucky State Trooper gave a talk at today's by SaylorA2008-09-30 11:23:53
    Best place for a gun in most vehicles by DesertRat662008-09-30 12:07:07
      Ordinarily, I would agree, but... by LongFist2008-09-30 12:22:14
        Well if you're going to carry field artillery... by DesertRat662008-09-30 13:12:36
        Wouldn't it take you about 4 years to draw that by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 12:30:48
          Actually, it's not that much bigger by LongFist2008-09-30 13:08:17
    I know a guy that was saved from a carjacking by by justncase2008-09-30 11:28:44
  Best deer rifle? by carthax2008-09-30 08:43:05
    *Starts Bow-Hunting Jihad* by schwing12008-09-30 10:06:55
      That’s one reason I liked Virginia. by lheggland2008-09-30 10:40:35
        When I lived in Nebraska bow closed by schwing12008-09-30 11:17:03
        Around here the difference is by basher202008-09-30 11:03:15
      I have Bow-Hunted before by DesertRat662008-09-30 10:11:34
        bahh by schwing12008-09-30 11:15:23
          Trust me when I say by DesertRat662008-09-30 12:56:55
          Stalk hunting is the only way to hunt. by lheggland2008-09-30 11:27:57
    I use a .30-06 Ruger Bolt. by lheggland2008-09-30 10:01:25
      s/fine/find (n/t) by lheggland2008-09-30 10:01:47
    All of the above by DesertRat662008-09-30 09:32:17
      I'm also going to talk to my dad... by carthax2008-09-30 10:00:20
      *Hands DR66 a Mosin* Will this work? by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:36:54
        Yes, provided by DesertRat662008-09-30 09:50:07
    Depends on you really. by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:08:19
    I got a rather nice Remington 798 in .308win for by SnArL2008-09-30 08:55:20
      I have one of those T3... by veran2008-09-30 09:27:19
  I've always enjoyed watching Orns dance by merlin2008-09-30 08:22:52
    Are they any relation to Xorn? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:41:24
    Yeah, it's like Riverdance, but better. by veran2008-09-30 09:22:21
      How ornery. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 09:24:06
        Man needs his Ornaments. (n/t) by veran2008-09-30 09:47:42
          *plays some tchaikowsky music* (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-30 10:54:17
    oopsie! I can spell ordnance, really! (n/t) by carthax2008-09-30 08:44:42
I think I lost a password. :-( by hadji2008-09-30 08:12:56
  Situation report. by hadji2008-09-30 09:10:03
    If you use that or the one I sent you in e-mail by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:27:30
    BackTrack Time by robertltux2008-09-30 09:25:11
  That's why God invented the wallsafe by Bellator2008-09-30 08:45:23
    Pish, what is this archaic "writing" that you by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:11:55
      Analog FTW by Bellator2008-09-30 09:28:45
      Every time someone says we should go paperless, by sgrunt2008-09-30 09:15:53
        we need paper !!! by joresgump2008-09-30 09:49:20
          *hands joresgump conrcobs* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 10:32:28
          He doesn't know about the three shells... (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-09-30 10:22:42
            I'd say the next line... by mpicklesimer12008-09-30 11:22:47
              the edges of the shells have been softened to prev by joresgump2008-09-30 11:32:29
        *hands sgrunt form to not go paperless* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:29:41
          *eats the form* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 09:32:01
            *Forms form out of a 3d holographic image" by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:33:39
              *eats the holoprojector* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 09:37:01
                *Waches light show inside of sgrunt* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:42:30
                  *makes millions as a touring exhibit* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 09:46:56
                    *Uses remote control and changes channel by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 10:34:23
  Not that this helps you now, but this is why I use by Twitchh2008-09-30 08:32:27
  The one that we used in the past to test by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 08:22:20
  Not a cracking tool by sazzer2008-09-30 08:15:09
    Have one. But I seem to have forgotten to put by hadji2008-09-30 08:17:04
      That's always the problem by sazzer2008-09-30 08:51:17
        Well, I can remember very few of them, actually. by hadji2008-09-30 08:59:39
  *Eats hadji's password.* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 08:14:35
    *pumps sgrunt's stomach* by merlin2008-09-30 08:21:28
      You! by sgrunt2008-09-30 08:43:01
        getting rid of the A word? (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-30 09:27:27
          *eats joresgump's again* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 09:32:43
            again, what again? (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-30 10:50:40
              *eats joresgump's what* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 11:05:41
  ...what for? by LongFist2008-09-30 08:13:48
    Microsoft Active Directory. (n/t) by hadji2008-09-30 08:16:06
      Good luck... do you not have another domain admin? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-09-30 08:56:26
        This isn't a domain admin account. by hadji2008-09-30 09:02:10
Attn: Native english speakers - homework woes by chrisP2008-09-30 07:57:07
  Thank you all! by chrisP2008-09-30 08:28:11
  You are correct and incorrect. by RetiQlum22008-09-30 08:17:57
    Yeah, I feel that the problem by chrisP2008-09-30 08:25:16
  It's the 'don't' by Ston2008-09-30 08:16:57
  Sounds wrong by lauterm2008-09-30 08:12:35
  Yeah, that doesn't sound right . . . by hadji2008-09-30 08:09:30
  It should say... by Illiad2008-09-30 08:08:20
    It's odd to me by basher202008-09-30 08:21:06
      That's odd, indeed. by chrisP2008-09-30 08:46:47
      That's very interesting by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 08:22:36
        I'm beginning to get the vague feeling by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 08:53:43
          That's my feeling, too. (n/t) by chrisP2008-09-30 08:57:43
        While you think by chrisP2008-09-30 08:49:30
  It does sound wrong... by splat_ed2008-09-30 08:07:19
  I can't give you Emily Post or MLA Grammar, but... by jpprater2008-09-30 08:04:47
  One would typically say by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 08:04:35
    ^ ^ ^ what he said. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 10:38:00
    Oh, it is. by chrisP2008-09-30 08:13:26
      Better by Hillwalker2008-09-30 08:17:16
Oh fraptious joy. I thought "methodologies" were by merlin2008-09-30 07:50:28
  *recalls a Dilbert strip...* by jpprater2008-09-30 07:58:01
    I remember that one. And, the recent by merlin2008-09-30 08:19:01
SOTM: Womb With a View by hadji2008-09-30 07:42:01
  SOTMR: I Think I'm A Clone Now by Sterling_Ag2008-09-30 08:31:31
Vacation postponed. THANK you, Atlanteans by klar_at_work2008-09-30 07:34:23
  I was going to visit Atlantis. by vetitice2008-09-30 10:43:20
  Not just Atlanta :p by maximumbob2008-09-30 08:52:39
  You could have brought the gas you need with you (n/t) by vdp2008-09-30 07:39:38
  You were going to visit by sgrunt2008-09-30 07:35:18
    Considering the current weather here by ttlogic2008-09-30 08:08:56
    Say hello to the Mermaids from us! (n/t) by oedlan2008-09-30 07:38:15
Heard in a conversation going down the hall... by imperito2008-09-30 07:31:56
  It's a valid question by bitflipper2008-09-30 07:44:04
    NO NO NO by robertltux2008-09-30 09:28:41
US Election Thread by oedlan2008-09-30 07:25:16
  The "Palin Problem" by DesiredUsername2008-09-30 10:44:57
  Swedish newspaper interviews US families by oedlan2008-09-30 07:25:58
Nooo! My knowledge! by FST7772008-09-30 07:24:55
  It came back up almost immediately. :-p (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 07:27:35
*brains begin melting* by sgrunt2008-09-30 07:24:13
  <Darts Looks Both Ways, Then...> by LongFist2008-09-30 08:12:50
    *eats LongFist's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 08:14:15
      ...and discovers that nature abhors a vacuum! by LongFist2008-09-30 08:25:10
  *grabs a straw* by y2kdragon2008-09-30 07:30:25
    You! by sgrunt2008-09-30 07:31:30
      Sorry, but by y2kdragon2008-09-30 07:32:13
        *starves* by sgrunt2008-09-30 07:35:01
          Here: have this soft straw by oedlan2008-09-30 07:37:20
            *drinks oedlan's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 07:41:07
              WFT?That straw was for YOUR brain by oedlan2008-09-30 07:44:02
  Too many *soft* drinks by oedlan2008-09-30 07:26:51
    *brain starts on fire* by sgrunt2008-09-30 07:28:32
One-hour webinar... hooray. by DerSarek2008-09-30 07:17:10
  Oh, come on. Nobody? Or are you actually by DerSarek2008-09-30 07:24:00
    Not Me by y2kdragon2008-09-30 07:31:47
Cool driving: by RetiQlum22008-09-30 07:02:11
  Now, *that* is an artform! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-09-30 10:10:49
  Dents nothing, I will bet the transmissions by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 07:34:28
  I especially liked the tire change by geopsychic2008-09-30 07:25:45
    Cheeky by abaron2008-09-30 10:00:36
  Meh... I saw Hyundai and Yanni and was prepared to by Dire_Lobo2008-09-30 07:15:47
Good day yesterday by schwing12008-09-30 06:55:39
  Bless everyday that you have with her by Rogue19712008-09-30 06:58:37
PowerShell is so nifty... :D by jpprater2008-09-30 06:54:50
  Possibly silly question.. by romandas2008-09-30 07:02:34
    Nope :) by jpprater2008-09-30 07:42:15
UF Philosophy Corner - Metaphysics by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 06:39:54
  Side bar to this question by robertltux2008-09-30 10:08:30
    Interesting idea by bitflipper2008-09-30 11:16:19
      you missed a bit in there by robertltux2008-09-30 20:55:50
      Can a two-year-old child by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 11:29:17
        For the child, it's a two-step process by bitflipper2008-09-30 12:14:56
          In other words, by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 12:21:28
            The real test would be... by bitflipper2008-09-30 12:43:36
              But if it's necessary, but not sufficient, by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 12:45:09
                Then perhaps I've mis-stated myself by bitflipper2008-09-30 13:36:29
                  Okay, that makes sense by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 13:39:39
  Undead! by veran2008-09-30 09:55:38
    That's precisely the question by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 10:04:12
      I believe it would need to segue together by veran2008-09-30 13:58:41
  I tend to agree with Classic Jon. by Peace_man2008-09-30 09:03:12
    I think we'll deal with clones later by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 09:10:36
      The only way to avoid having to make such by Peace_man2008-09-30 09:38:28
        At the instant of its creation by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 09:46:54
          As long as we agree that they are two by Peace_man2008-09-30 09:52:50
            Why cannot the input be identical? by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 10:00:06
              Hmm - back to electronic copy? by Peace_man2008-09-30 10:11:17
                Why can't the two be identical? by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 10:17:01
                  Because that is philosophically inconceivable:-) by Peace_man2008-09-30 10:40:04
                    I don't think it's logically impossible by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 10:48:43
                      It comes down to the question of 'identity'. by Peace_man2008-09-30 11:33:30
                        Teeny tiny differences by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 11:43:44
                          That may be so. by Peace_man2008-09-30 11:55:37
                            With respect to your first sentence by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 11:58:03
                              No, I'm not attempting to introduce them. by Peace_man2008-09-30 13:35:43
                                I'm not convinced that they are inevitable by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 13:38:31
                                It could very well be philosophical only. by Peace_man2008-09-30 14:41:39
                      If you did what you are talking aobut then the by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 10:55:13
                        Why? by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 11:06:27
                          Knowing about and having two distinct by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 12:17:45
      Crones? when did we start talking about by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:14:29
        As soon as you slipped into by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 09:18:20
  Define, please... by bitflipper2008-09-30 07:35:43
    That's essentially what I'm getting at: by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 08:10:06
      I doubt consciousness, alone, would suffice by bitflipper2008-09-30 08:41:41
        But how do you decide by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 09:00:22
          Exactly by bitflipper2008-09-30 09:53:58
            It does. by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 10:03:11
              Yup. Interesting speculation. by bitflipper2008-09-30 10:12:32
                Is "he" (as a computer program/model) by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 10:19:36
                  I'd say you're using the term "property" by bitflipper2008-09-30 10:30:35
                    Let's take a slightly different approach: by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 10:35:28
                      In that instance, no. by bitflipper2008-09-30 11:05:19
                        If it's my property, I can sell it, yes. by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 11:10:25
                          It still amounts to: property can be transferred, by bitflipper2008-09-30 11:46:38
                            One could attack your answer in two ways: by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 11:56:23
                              I don't foresee that working out well by bitflipper2008-09-30 12:35:36
                                Depends on what it means to own by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 12:44:00
                                Well, the definition I offered above was by bitflipper2008-09-30 13:20:24
                                What would it mean to own a person by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 13:34:02
                                Owning such a person means you can defend by bitflipper2008-09-30 13:42:37
                                Isn't that a bit circular, though? by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 14:01:06
                                O-kay, you hold power of attorney... by bitflipper2008-09-30 14:21:22
                                Does that mean that by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 16:52:25
            Another question to contemplate by bitflipper2008-09-30 09:58:55
              Have them dance to Michal Jackson music by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 13:32:53
                James Brown, I'd be willing to believe by bitflipper2008-09-30 13:38:01
      In several of Charles Stross' sci-fi books... by jdelphiki2008-09-30 08:18:26
  My thoughts on this.. by romandas2008-09-30 07:13:08
    So what is the difference between by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 07:19:04
  The total question hinges on a few things. by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 06:55:26
    Thoughts on responses by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 07:01:47
      That is why I stressed *current medical standards* by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 07:22:16
        That is the medical and legal definition, yes by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 07:27:24
          It all hinges on if the person can still grow and by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 07:52:54
            But if the nature of the original by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 08:05:59
              Depends on the technology, it also by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 08:15:26
                The cases you give by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 08:19:11
                  If it exactly mimics it then there would be no by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 08:41:44
                    So then, by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 08:55:30
                      Again, self defining IMO by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:20:50
                        "otherwise a human type entity by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 09:26:55
                          yes, no, and a dash of vinegar. by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:32:10
                            As long as they're divorced from output by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 09:37:05
                              Gives another meaning to GIGO :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 09:43:21
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-09-30 06:39:09
Attn: Firehawk by confused.brit2008-09-30 06:38:07
  Actually, I think sgrunt ate it...and the pot... by firehawk2008-09-30 17:50:26
    *eats the cup* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 18:02:01
Husband in hospital... by drmoats2008-09-30 06:16:26
  {{{drmoats & family}}} by Silverfire2008-09-30 17:21:49
  Kind thoughts, prayers, and any and all (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2008-09-30 07:02:09
  {{{{{drmoats and family}}}}}} (n/t) by Rogue19712008-09-30 06:59:12
  {sends good thoughts and prayers} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 06:40:11
  *prays* {{{{drmoats}}}} (n/t) by jpprater2008-09-30 06:37:50
  I hope everything goes alright by aprylmae2008-09-30 06:32:57
  {{{{drmoats}}}} by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 06:27:19
*Goes down to the pop machine* by imrambi2008-09-30 05:55:51
  Corn or bubblewrap? (n/t) by merlin2008-09-30 07:30:16
  UFie poll of the moment. by Woodburn2008-09-30 06:21:30
    Louisiana/Florida-soft drink or by its trade name (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-30 11:53:51
    If I have to choose between those two... by Nea2008-09-30 09:02:10
      If you're going to the grocery store by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 09:12:45
        I'm one of those people who shops off a list. by Nea2008-09-30 09:35:14
    South-Central PA, and i call it Coke. by radiowave9112008-09-30 08:46:17
    IL, USA - Soda by emlaabs2008-09-30 08:23:45
    I grew up drinking pop, but now I drink soda! by SouthpawPL2008-09-30 08:20:58
    Coke or Cola. by cokish2008-09-30 08:09:04
    I want to be very clear on this. by altordwm2008-09-30 07:03:28
      You deserve a gold medal. by AnimeJ2008-09-30 07:33:10
    I live astride the soda line by basher202008-09-30 06:53:17
    Alberta, Canada - soft drink. :-) (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 06:51:58
      So what you say is by oedlan2008-09-30 07:03:01
        You again! by sgrunt2008-09-30 07:05:33
    NY - Grew up saying 'pop' but now use 'soda' (n/t) by romandas2008-09-30 06:48:05
    Minnesota by schwing12008-09-30 06:43:46
    Michigan: Pop (n/t) by oot2008-09-30 06:42:59
    Colorado by aprylmae2008-09-30 06:37:49
    Virginia, USA by undrcvrparothed2008-09-30 06:37:39
    A map from a previous post by imrambi2008-09-30 06:36:47
      Interesting by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 06:41:44
      Heh.. Coke(TM) branding is really strong in the So by Woodburn2008-09-30 06:40:20
        I believe the world headquarters for by altordwm2008-09-30 07:07:24
      According to the map... by oedlan2008-09-30 06:39:19
    New Brunswich, Canada by Rogue19712008-09-30 06:34:52
      So what do you call by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 06:35:51
        The other yellow meat. (n/t) by altordwm2008-09-30 07:06:45
    Philadelphia, PA by y2kdragon2008-09-30 06:33:36
      If you are in Philly, how come... by RetiQlum22008-09-30 06:43:11
        Not IN Philly by y2kdragon2008-09-30 07:34:05
    Soda. Unless tending bar. by RetiQlum22008-09-30 06:33:26
    Fizzy drink by confused.brit2008-09-30 06:31:44
    Germany, "Limonade". "Limo" for short. (n/t) by DerSarek2008-09-30 06:26:29
      You refer to cola as "limo"? (n/t) by romandas2008-09-30 06:52:21
        Sure, as a category cola beongs in "limo". by DerSarek2008-09-30 07:29:10
          "belongs" (n/t) by DerSarek2008-09-30 07:29:48
    Sweden: *Läsk* or *dricka* (n/t) by oedlan2008-09-30 06:23:46
      Do one of those words translate better to soda or by Woodburn2008-09-30 06:25:11
        *Soda* here would be by oedlan2008-09-30 06:36:56
          Google says that it would be läsk by AnimeJ2008-09-30 06:59:58
    Alabama, USA by AnimeJ2008-09-30 06:23:17
      Vermont, USA - Soda. (n/t) by Woodburn2008-09-30 06:24:15
  That's some serious pop by y2kdragon2008-09-30 06:18:49
Deadly chili by veran2008-09-30 05:38:04
  Yea, that sounds like allergy, especially with all by AnimeJ2008-09-30 06:26:01
  If only it had caused him to spontaneously combust (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-30 05:57:25
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-09-30 05:30:02
ATTN: Llyr by hadji2008-09-30 05:29:00
  This sounds like an interesting one: by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 05:46:16
    And between you, me and Bill Gates... by RetiQlum22008-09-30 06:30:24
      :-D by hadji2008-09-30 07:14:18
      I'm a bit surprised by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 06:56:30
        Waidaminute.. Didn't UF have a comic about that by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 07:32:14
New PC finally working by darthludi2008-09-30 05:15:55
Wifey sez "Bill is teh 3V1L!!!11oneoneeleven" :P by jpprater2008-09-30 05:13:10
  Some background might help...:P by jpprater2008-09-30 05:20:13
    What you meant is that PGCPS didnt pay enough? (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-09-30 06:01:52
      To their superintendent? by jpprater2008-09-30 06:30:29
What this place needs is a voltmeter by chrisbee2008-09-30 04:43:47
  Do you have a new UPS? by lheggland2008-09-30 07:50:31
  Why did I read "volunteer"? by chanceslost2008-09-30 05:28:49
    It should be 220 volts here btw (n/t) by chrisbee2008-09-30 05:36:50
  Something like ... by ChuckAB2008-09-30 05:03:11
    "voltmeter never needs batteries" by bobmon2008-09-30 05:55:47
    How cute.. ^^ by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 05:09:29
      Here's one that logs on ... by ChuckAB2008-09-30 05:16:48
      Logging options: by dodrian2008-09-30 05:13:13
  More Details, Please by y2kdragon2008-09-30 04:53:14
    Well; about an hour ago the AC unit by chrisbee2008-09-30 05:21:20
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-09-30 04:00:01
He he. Silly designers. by Khaar2008-09-30 03:59:55
  When I worked in a web shop by basher202008-09-30 06:56:20
    I don't entirely agree. by Khaar2008-09-30 07:26:39
  Do what I did - use both! Dual monitors FTW :-D (n/t) by Arman X2008-09-30 05:48:48
    I do. by Khaar2008-09-30 06:23:57
  Which model did they buy? by EndlessWaves2008-09-30 05:42:40
    Some HP. by Khaar2008-09-30 07:19:07
  I've seen the opposite. by Mad Marty2008-09-30 05:36:13
  Could have been B/W CRTs... by Bonzo2008-09-30 04:22:08
    Or maybe by y2kdragon2008-09-30 04:51:50
Wing in grass effect by EndlessWaves2008-09-30 03:51:14
Is it Computer Failure week? by TheGM2008-09-30 03:44:01
  mine failed last week by Nightwind2008-09-30 15:00:48
  yea, big time by Blindman2008-09-30 10:43:02
  The OS on my main drive is toast and so is the OS by Classic_Jon2008-09-30 06:44:50
  Oh, Geez, Don't Say That! by kiwifruit2008-09-30 05:18:58
  Yes. Yes it is. (n/t) by voxwoman2008-09-30 05:00:19
  My personal computer failure report, by pecosdave2008-09-30 04:11:13
    My personal computer failure report, by karl-henrik2008-09-30 04:28:28
      Yeah, I avoid Western Digital, by pecosdave2008-09-30 04:34:06
        I dunno... I still have an OLD IBM keyboard by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 05:04:38
          Not if submerged in salt water! by ideur2008-09-30 05:16:11
I'm thinking of learning to play Bridge by oedlan2008-09-30 03:39:09
  It has the skill sets of poker, blackjac and chess by TrogL2008-09-30 08:06:15
  Well first you need to decide what type. by RetiQlum22008-09-30 06:51:16
  I prefer whist by voxwoman2008-09-30 05:52:23
  Go for it... it's great fun (see disclaimer) by urbanmyth2008-09-30 04:06:02
  Plenty of strategy! by dodrian2008-09-30 03:46:10
  Do you think by Stormkitten2008-09-30 03:43:24
    I'm not sure what I meant by oedlan2008-09-30 03:46:02
Is the infinite product of negative numbers by thetree2008-09-30 03:26:44
  That depends on whether infinity is odd or even. (n/t) by kelli2172008-09-30 07:57:19
    It's edd. (n/t) by Khaar2008-09-30 09:32:11
      Not oven? (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-30 10:05:14
    It isn't. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 08:11:31
  It's mostly not defined by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 06:01:49
  Wouldn't it be neither? by dodrian2008-09-30 03:27:58
    just because it doesnt have a limit by thetree2008-09-30 03:38:49
      But if you're talking about an infinite series, by dodrian2008-09-30 04:09:47
        Irrational numbers by y2kdragon2008-09-30 04:38:54
          Sure it has a value by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 05:53:23
EPIC ooops! by Bonzo2008-09-30 02:55:04
  That assumes by basher202008-09-30 07:23:02
  Your Failboat is on the Dock by y2kdragon2008-09-30 04:36:37
    To my defence by Bonzo2008-09-30 13:24:13
  ZOMG! by Bonzo2008-09-30 02:57:09
    Tell him that you are sorry by oedlan2008-09-30 02:59:56
      Ok, I did.. by Bonzo2008-09-30 03:11:40
        Curiously, how this post doesn't include by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 03:16:24
          I doubt by Bonzo2008-09-30 03:37:10
            He'll probably NEVER read it... by urbanmyth2008-09-30 04:31:36
      Hmmm.. by Bonzo2008-09-30 03:04:06
        I've been known to poke the big guys with a stick. by pecosdave2008-09-30 03:25:25
SOTM: När jag en gång dör by karl-henrik2008-09-30 02:51:51
  Threadjack! Did you get my email? by Bonzo2008-09-30 02:55:59
    Yes I did by karl-henrik2008-09-30 02:58:34
      Yes you did by Bonzo2008-09-30 03:01:11
Invoke: music notation Ufies. by dodrian2008-09-30 02:51:31
  is that a scorch (sibelius scorch) file? by voxwoman2008-09-30 05:01:32
  *Looks around a bit..* by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 03:06:40
    If it was the same version I saw, by dodrian2008-09-30 03:19:02
Why 73 GB?! Or 146GB for that matter.. by Bonzo2008-09-30 01:53:10
  Redundancy by oldphart2008-09-30 02:55:18
  You mean SCSI discs not "server class" by intrinsic2008-09-30 02:00:18
    Huh? by Bonzo2008-09-30 02:28:26
      SAS controllers are capable of talking SATA by intrinsic2008-09-30 02:36:58
  80/160 gig with overhead? (n/t) by subbywan2008-09-30 01:55:00
    Not a bad thought... by intrinsic2008-09-30 02:13:29
4-6 pages on an ethical problem I faced recently by PSYCHOI3OY2008-09-30 01:26:47
  Sell or wait; the results of the mortgage market by klar_at_work2008-09-30 07:36:50
    Most of Congress, too. (n/t) by esbita2008-09-30 07:49:01
  Gah! Having one now. by da-gimp2008-09-30 07:23:35
  Not for the feint hearted by weedwacker012008-09-30 05:21:02
  How about sacrificing Klar to the weather Gods ? by cokish2008-09-30 03:23:31
    I want New Dungeon Keeper by oedlan2008-09-30 03:35:21
      On the net there has been a lot of speculation by cokish2008-09-30 03:50:42
        *Sheep has many uses... by oedlan2008-09-30 03:52:00
  Obvious ethical problem: by Pyrion2008-09-30 02:43:25
  Whether or not... by digitig2008-09-30 01:47:04
    Ooooh, how recursive by PSYCHOI3OY2008-09-30 01:49:20
      But not an ethical dilemma.. Just a logical one. (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 02:49:56
  The ethical dilemma by dodrian2008-09-30 01:40:46
  *stabbity* by firehawk2008-09-30 01:28:51
    **reduces firehawk to fine, if verbose, paste** by adiplomat2008-09-30 01:31:16
      *pounces from cover* by firehawk2008-09-30 01:32:26
        OK, but you'll need more than that to by adiplomat2008-09-30 01:33:45
          *eats adiplomat's entire nervous system* (n/t) by firehawk2008-09-30 01:34:26
  Take the Stef and Cobb test. by adiplomat2008-09-30 01:28:24
    rectal? (n/t) by Klymer2008-09-30 01:30:37
Illiad! Must register protest! by adiplomat2008-09-30 01:23:24
  There's always the fact that he's faking, by pecosdave2008-09-30 01:27:33
    PECOS!! Very long time no see! by adiplomat2008-09-30 01:35:59
      PECOS!! I concur. Nice to see your nick on the by Dire_Lobo2008-09-30 06:59:52
      Mostly. by pecosdave2008-09-30 02:00:21
    Nyet! Am denyink this to be true! by firehawk2008-09-30 01:30:25
    Does the fact that he is from North America by oedlan2008-09-30 01:29:53
      Absolutly by Hieraco2008-09-30 02:43:14
      No. by Khaar2008-09-30 01:46:31
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-09-30 01:00:01
Now, if Pitr can make a second Portal by klar_at_work2008-09-30 00:48:28
  GlaDOS' Excellent Adventure ? (n/t) by cokish2008-09-30 02:42:30
  mmm caek (n/t) by Treehugger2008-09-30 01:28:21
    Teh caek is a lie! (n/t) by firehawk2008-09-30 01:31:02
      how much caek? (n/t) by TheGM2008-09-30 03:44:41
        me wan't caek! by dijk942008-09-30 06:56:12
  ...portal? (n/t) by thetree2008-09-30 00:58:11
    Dont ask me, i dunno (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-09-30 01:04:33
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-09-30 00:39:04
  Good <time-of-day> everyone! by Nea2008-09-30 08:43:13
    I don't know if I could really stand by afterburner2008-09-30 09:59:22
      Heh. True. by Nea2008-09-30 10:06:54
    *wanders over with a cuppa and cinnamon roll* by sgrunt2008-09-30 08:44:46
      Thanks! by Nea2008-09-30 09:09:41
  *puts BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2008-09-30 05:31:07
    *Fills it up with BAS...* by oedlan2008-09-30 05:34:22
      *serves fresh mug of BAS made of metal* by Treehugger2008-09-30 06:05:49
        *empties BAS mug* by sgrunt2008-09-30 06:10:24
      You know, I've wanted to do something like that by AnimeJ2008-09-30 06:01:05
        *drools on AnimeJ* by oedlan2008-09-30 06:22:07
          *shuffles oedlan off to braineating elsewheres* (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-09-30 07:20:39
  {{{{{{{Treehugger}}}}}}} by aprylmae2008-09-30 05:20:09
    Does the hyper lady really need caffeine? by Treehugger2008-09-30 05:26:35
      Want? yes. Can haz? No. by aprylmae2008-09-30 05:31:19
        {{{aprylmae}}} by Treehugger2008-09-30 05:58:35
          no by aprylmae2008-09-30 06:28:36
  morning! by chaotic2008-09-30 02:06:50
    *serves hot choc with marshmallows* by Treehugger2008-09-30 04:27:38
      *grins* no, thanks by chaotic2008-09-30 06:01:08
  I. Hate.You. by klar_at_work2008-09-30 01:05:24
    *thwap* by aprylmae2008-09-30 05:23:34
      Now then chilluns'... Play nice. by Treehugger2008-09-30 05:25:12
        Lady? Is Stormkitten here? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-09-30 09:30:50
    Hey now by y2kdragon2008-09-30 04:31:00
    Hey! It's overcast here too ya know! by Treehugger2008-09-30 01:11:33
      Eeeeeew. BAS ???? For ME ? by klar_at_work2008-09-30 01:29:27
        You don't want our rain, you don't want our caffin by Treehugger2008-09-30 01:58:54
          Just Ignore Klar. We Dutchies do it all the time by cokish2008-09-30 02:18:20
            What, steals things? by oedlan2008-09-30 02:22:19
              *eats ducks* (n/t) by cokish2008-09-30 02:44:56
          Thank you. *sips* Hmmmm, freshly pressed. by klar_at_work2008-09-30 02:04:23
            I do like to press an orange from time to time by Treehugger2008-09-30 04:26:36
        **gives klar at work latest Simpson trial news** by adiplomat2008-09-30 01:38:20
  Good morning by Vectorz2008-09-30 00:56:26
    *serves BAS and cookies* by Treehugger2008-09-30 01:10:57
      Message: "knock, knock" by Vectorz2008-09-30 02:06:07
        crrrrrreak... *door opens a itty bit* by Treehugger2008-09-30 04:23:47
          *slips in* by Vectorz2008-09-30 05:13:19
            It's cold... too cold for icecream I think by Treehugger2008-09-30 05:18:13
              Hot choc with ice cream float and brandy snaps by Vectorz2008-09-30 05:29:12
  The coffee at my office is... by naqoyqatsi2008-09-30 00:41:51
    The "coffee" at my office is... by manxmania2008-09-30 00:54:21
      Can I get you anything for your lurgi? by Treehugger2008-09-30 01:12:09
        GAP should do it. by manxmania2008-09-30 01:42:36
          *serves GAP with lemon and health kick* by Treehugger2008-09-30 01:59:47
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-09-30 00:42:33
      Yes, actually by naqoyqatsi2008-09-30 00:50:29
Silly Question of the Day : by klar_at_work2008-09-30 00:27:07
  Yourmomistan. by AnimeJ2008-09-30 08:35:40
  No, the year is 5769. by RetiQlum22008-09-30 07:28:08
    So it did. by MatthewDBA2008-09-30 08:13:37
  Two countries by basher202008-09-30 07:27:03
  Lichtenstein by dijk942008-09-30 07:04:42
  switzerland by joresgump2008-09-30 06:53:56
    People finally going to figure out by basher202008-09-30 07:20:56
  The US by y2kdragon2008-09-30 04:29:41
    seconded. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-30 06:02:56
  $party won the election by oedlan2008-09-30 00:36:30
    in soviet $country, the $party wins you! (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-30 09:10:45
    The vi party, of course ;) (n/t) by romandas2008-09-30 00:47:27
      emacs (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-09-30 01:05:53
        fur realz? by pecosdave2008-09-30 04:16:28
          why throw it away? by dijk942008-09-30 07:01:57
  The only country. by pecosdave2008-09-30 00:30:10
Attn Nightwind: Question about MUD: by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 00:26:46
  Type in any name not taken by Nightwind2008-09-30 13:50:48
"This report isn't giving peopel the right by Jeff_UK2008-09-30 00:25:24
  "It's wrong. The company can't be in THAT bad by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 00:41:04
    Are you *sure* these numbers are right? by manxmania2008-09-30 00:47:01
      That's the kiddy... even thought I specified by Jeff_UK2008-09-30 00:59:27
        In other words, there IS no problem.. by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 01:17:20
          But conversely... there's no solution.. by Jeff_UK2008-09-30 02:37:02
            Wouldn't that then be a problem that doesn't by EnzoMatrix2008-09-30 02:40:21
              whats the worst that could happen by joecrouse2008-09-30 03:09:26
    That's the thing, they can't say if it's under or by Jeff_UK2008-09-30 00:46:09
Just to see what the answers are: by pecosdave2008-09-30 00:24:51
  Is there a "supposed to" or "most people" here? by josie_beller2008-10-01 12:39:11
  At first, her right leg, spinning clockwise, but by Cural2008-09-30 18:55:03
    Actually, by pecosdave2008-10-01 01:06:36
  Actually... by Lethosos2008-09-30 11:53:43
  As other points out by Spisefisken2008-09-30 04:53:40
  I've realized something by y2kdragon2008-09-30 04:28:24
    once you master that, by pecosdave2008-09-30 04:35:09
  Depends on how I focus. by karl-henrik2008-09-30 01:14:57
  Right leg, counterclockwise. (n/t) by DerSarek2008-09-30 00:58:59
  Wheeeeeeeeeee by sappha582008-09-30 00:37:06
    DUH! (spoiler alert) by firehawk2008-09-30 00:39:44
      look again, by pecosdave2008-09-30 00:47:26
        Try as I might, I couldn't see it... by firehawk2008-09-30 01:33:07
          I just did... and then it changed while I was by Mad Marty2008-09-30 02:40:59
  Left leg. Clockwise. (n/t) by firehawk2008-09-30 00:36:16
    By the way, somebody please turn the light on. :) (n/t) by firehawk2008-09-30 00:38:31
    Dito by oedlan2008-09-30 00:38:29
"WAAZZAAAP"?? by DerSarek2008-09-30 00:15:37
  WASABI ! (n/t) by rhinobird2008-09-30 00:34:01
    Actually my favourite one. by DerSarek2008-09-30 00:49:44
      You know? waSAAAbi? (n/t) by DerSarek2008-09-30 00:50:05
  WAAAAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?! (n/t) by firehawk2008-09-30 00:33:49
  waaaaaaazzzaaapp! (n/t) by parker2008-09-30 00:25:40
  Hanging out on the board, by pecosdave2008-09-30 00:25:35
    *eats pecosdave's brains* by firehawk2008-09-30 00:34:49
      based on the looks of your diary, by pecosdave2008-09-30 00:37:15
        What? Sporadically and like a plague? ^_^ by firehawk2008-09-30 00:40:58
          That about sums it up. by pecosdave2008-09-30 01:31:21
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-09-30 00:09:32
  Change of scale time again. by geopsychic2008-09-30 04:46:52
Did Pitr just start the LHC while by oedlan2008-09-30 00:06:10
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-09-30 00:03:08
Nice One Illiad (n/t) by morphius2008-09-30 00:02:33
  It was only a matter of time by y2kdragon2008-09-30 04:25:00
Translations by Nea2008-09-30 00:01:01
  DE_de by Shellguardian by ShellGuardian2008-09-30 00:12:31
  Nordic TLP by oedlan2008-09-30 00:11:28
    Svenska/Swedish by oedlan2008-09-30 00:34:55
      Jag tror / I think... by karl-henrik2008-09-30 02:05:03
        Thought about it by oedlan2008-09-30 02:10:20
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by kilessan2008-09-30 00:09:45
    Züritüütsch by teh-tee2008-09-30 00:28:24
    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-09-30 00:45:12
      Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-09-30 00:45:26
    by kilessan by kilessan2008-09-30 00:12:03
      cooking with gas ... by kp-friendly2008-09-30 01:45:21
        "So wird 'n Schuh draus." (n/t) by pangu2008-09-30 23:01:13
        Warum nicht so wie ... by Old Stoneface2008-09-30 01:56:32
        verbessert by kp-friendly2008-09-30 01:56:21
      I wondered how that would translate. by manxmania2008-09-30 00:31:21
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-09-30 00:00:01
  SoccerMomsdrownedthecookwithapelvicthrust by Hieraco2008-09-30 00:04:38
    I would not be surprised if there are by oedlan2008-09-30 00:10:13
    Turquoise in Opera (n/t) by ideur2008-09-30 00:09:55
      Same in IE (n/t) by manxmania2008-09-30 00:23:49
    Okay...this is the second one I remember seeing... by firehawk2008-09-30 00:09:30
      Yup! by ideur2008-09-30 00:10:32
        AAAAHH! Get your pelvic thrust away from me! (n/t) by firehawk2008-09-30 00:42:49
          Remember? by ideur2008-09-30 02:39:17
          *eats the pelvic thrust* by Klymer2008-09-30 01:42:26
            *mindbleach* (n/t) by manxmania2008-09-30 01:45:45

 

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