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Cartoon for Sep 16, 2008
Strip for Sep 16, 2008
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The weather's starting to get chilly. (n/t) by Snate2008-09-16 23:39:21
  True. 11°C two hours past sunrise. (n/t) by UnFair2008-09-17 00:00:27
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-09-17 00:18:10
    MODs please. TLCS - to little coffee syndrome (n/t) by UnFair2008-09-17 00:01:56
On The Road Again </willienelson> by manxmania2008-09-16 22:46:51
Interesting border control idea by the_diggity2008-09-16 22:31:28
  *GROAN* by Snate2008-09-16 22:35:18
    Y'have ta admit, he is better than hadji by Klaranth2008-09-16 22:38:29
      I'm just getting started >:D (n/t) by the_diggity2008-09-16 22:49:10
        drat if I had a hosting service ;) by Garrinka2008-09-16 22:56:04
    :D (n/t) by the_diggity2008-09-16 22:35:38
Random idea: Space-based datacenters? by the_diggity2008-09-16 22:27:59
  One word: latency by Intrinsic2008-09-16 22:43:28
    Yes, and the latency does suck. by the_diggity2008-09-16 22:46:29
      If it's not in geosych, you'll definately need by UmbralRaptor2008-09-16 23:32:35
      No, ideally it should still be in geosync orbit by Intrinsic2008-09-16 22:48:55
  Email's down! by PSYCHOI3OY2008-09-16 22:37:17
    Should've used Lotus. (n/t) by the_diggity2008-09-16 22:48:16
  One of the articles on the sea-based data centers by Snate2008-09-16 22:33:27
  Correction: cooling could be a bear. by McNutcase2008-09-16 22:32:50
    My thought was a modified heatpipe system. by the_diggity2008-09-16 22:34:57
      Addendum: by the_diggity2008-09-16 22:44:30
        You'll need *very large* radiators. by UmbralRaptor2008-09-16 23:27:08
          Maybe do a sun-synchronus orbit? by UmbralRaptor2008-09-16 23:44:34
        Pumps only worsen the problem. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-09-16 23:01:03
did I just step in dog doo? :P by Garrinka2008-09-16 22:12:41
  {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-09-16 22:14:03
    thanks hon.. its just a simple thing.. by Garrinka2008-09-16 22:17:56
I have a library card. by McNutcase2008-09-16 21:55:14
My computer, the joke by Nightwind2008-09-16 21:43:32
  Mem cards, as in MMC/SD/MS? by MadnessASAP2008-09-16 22:21:35
    I think he means RAM sticks. He's been having by Snate2008-09-16 22:25:02
      I keep thinking motherboard by Nightwind2008-09-16 22:35:15
Houston update by werehatrack2008-09-16 21:41:21
  at least you guys are okay.. by Garrinka2008-09-16 22:20:59
  That's rough. Keep in mind it's just stuff by Lab Rat2008-09-16 22:06:50
DEAR GRANDMOMS: I AM SORRY! by the_diggity2008-09-16 21:35:47
Fun-sized death and agony dispenser indeed. by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 21:32:03
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-09-16 21:00:02
Can't you see I love my pancreas?! by the_diggity2008-09-16 20:53:49
  My pancreas attracts every other pancreas by MrTrick2008-09-16 21:25:16
  The word "pancreas" really hits my funny bone righ by Llyr2008-09-16 20:58:40
    Math major? (n/t) by the_diggity2008-09-16 20:59:43
      Worse. Grad student. (n/t) by Llyr2008-09-16 21:00:59
        O_O by the_diggity2008-09-16 21:07:26
Yet another math homework post by Llyr2008-09-16 20:16:49
  Your work is almost everywhere continuous. by sgrunt2008-09-16 20:30:48
    My spare time is basically a set of measure zero. (n/t) by Llyr2008-09-16 20:45:13
BAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *thunk* by themadkansan2008-09-16 20:04:02
  I like the litte note about "Dilberting", too. :) (n/t) by Concept2008-09-16 20:06:42
    Aren't hypernet-enabled comm-ties auto-dilberting? (n/t) by McNutcase2008-09-16 20:20:49
Invoke UFIcle: Lightweight antivirus solution? by leejam2008-09-16 19:37:54
  Nod32 by oot2008-09-16 20:55:14
    Non-free, though. :/ (n/t) by the_diggity2008-09-16 21:00:03
  Avast! is pretty light on the resources (n/t) by Intrinsic2008-09-16 20:46:16
    I too like Avast but I wonder if there's any way by Snate2008-09-16 23:01:22
      P3 board should take at least 256MB modules by flirkann2008-09-16 23:23:37
        My thinking as well. by Snate2008-09-16 23:27:34
  Nothing with resident scanning by hobbs2008-09-16 19:57:02
  Clamwin doesn't provide real-time scanning. by the_diggity2008-09-16 19:56:08
    I wonder... by leejam2008-09-16 20:02:18
      I was more getting at the fact by the_diggity2008-09-16 20:03:52
        yeah, I know... still it's better than no by leejam2008-09-16 20:41:14
          That's what *SHE* said! by the_diggity2008-09-16 20:42:23
            heh heh heh... by leejam2008-09-16 20:45:23
"And somebody call Babs!" (n/t) by Snate2008-09-16 19:20:39
  been watching too much Carry On? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 21:22:27
    The Closer (n/t) by Snate2008-09-16 22:11:18
  *giggles* That was great. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2008-09-16 20:00:35
I'm such a tool junkie. by McNutcase2008-09-16 19:10:46
  SotM - Hardware Store - Weird Al (n/t) by the_diggity2008-09-16 21:40:17
  . . . It starts innocently enough. . . by taitano2008-09-16 21:15:41
  Got a lefthanded bubble spanner yet? (n/t) by themadkansan2008-09-16 19:48:55
    It's on the list. by McNutcase2008-09-16 19:49:50
      Don't forget mufflerbearings. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-09-16 19:51:34
        I have some military supplies on there too. by McNutcase2008-09-16 19:54:20
          Headlight fluid? Elbow grease? (n/t) by Llyr2008-09-16 19:58:51
            Devildog chow. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-09-16 20:04:54
              Klein bottles? A Dyson sphere? (n/t) by josie_beller2008-09-16 20:24:27
                Ooh. *wants* by Llyr2008-09-16 20:25:02
                  How about a by taitano2008-09-16 21:29:08
                  How about a Klein Stein? by vetitice2008-09-16 21:01:34
                  Because it's topologically far more interesting. (n/t) by Llyr2008-09-16 20:25:18
                    You just want to call forth a djinn. by themadkansan2008-09-16 20:40:06
I haz haxored router? by swisscheese2008-09-16 19:03:10
  Snake Oil is a site where you can get free SSL cer by Intrinsic2008-09-16 22:32:34
  PH34R T3H H4XX0R3D R0UT3R! by DeadlyDad2008-09-16 19:22:51
    Doesn't help if the router is owned already. by bwkaz2008-09-16 19:58:24
  can't reset it? (n/t) by flirkann2008-09-16 19:13:18
    yes/no by swisscheese2008-09-16 19:23:11
      ugh, nice...can you reflash it? (n/t) by flirkann2008-09-16 19:36:26
        hmm, tried that... (n/t) by flirkann2008-09-16 19:42:29
      Tried re-flashing it with stock firmware? by the_diggity2008-09-16 19:28:39
        Tried that before by swisscheese2008-09-16 19:35:19
          That's why I suggested DD-WRT or Tomato. (n/t) by the_diggity2008-09-16 19:52:38
bout togo see righteous kill by glitch2008-09-16 18:19:31
  Not Bad by glitch2008-09-16 20:42:10
    i would like to add by glitch2008-09-16 20:43:59
  sorry. 'to go see..' by glitch2008-09-16 18:33:52
    Don't worry about the typo... by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 18:40:28
I was right! by oot2008-09-16 18:01:39
  the flaws... by Nightwind2008-09-16 22:09:37
  Good to hear that you were able to establish by Peace_man2008-09-16 20:59:20
  Is she at least by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 18:38:31
    No. (n/t) by oot2008-09-16 18:46:13
  Interplanetary relationships begs the question: by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 18:36:39
    That's... that's not right. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-09-16 18:57:09
      ...? by oot2008-09-16 19:03:12
        Wikipedia cites it as "hominoid." by toysbfun2008-09-16 19:11:46
          Have you been on a college campus recently? by oot2008-09-16 19:51:51
          You know what I think? by McNutcase2008-09-16 19:17:36
            You're not old enough for that... (n/t) by raptor_872008-09-16 20:15:17
              That's not what my body says. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-09-16 20:17:19
            mmMMMMmmmm... Thallium Oxiiiiiiide... by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 19:35:36
    With the right alien, yes. by oot2008-09-16 18:55:00
*browses through \downloads\ directory looking for by chuckAB2008-09-16 17:47:41
  All LiveCDs, all the time! by DeadlyDad2008-09-16 19:49:10
    Is Windows still running in the background? by oot2008-09-16 20:57:45
      Yes....and yes & no. by DeadlyDad2008-09-18 04:15:50
    That neat and pretty darn simple (n/t) by Snate2008-09-16 20:17:32
  Well, here I am in a nice fresh Linux Mint install by chuckAB2008-09-16 19:11:06
    WOW! Copy from host machine and paste into guest! by chuckAB2008-09-16 19:12:49
  \o/ by sgrunt2008-09-16 17:48:05
    Wow! Only 24 seconds between my post and yours! by ChuckAB2008-09-16 18:06:07
      Interminably long presentations in meeting. by sgrunt2008-09-16 18:10:34
        Then whatEVER you do, DON'T look at today's by ChuckAB2008-09-16 18:13:58
          Too late. Saw that this morning. :-p by sgrunt2008-09-16 18:15:41
Attn: radiowave911 by Cural2008-09-16 17:34:02
  :) For some reason, I have never benn into by radiowave9112008-09-16 19:58:41
Metallica lyrics via LOLcat ;D by Garrinka2008-09-16 17:28:18
  LOL, brilliant! (n/t) by diginferno2008-09-16 20:41:02
  That is great! by Divide By Zero2008-09-16 17:53:59
    You can listen by diginferno2008-09-16 20:43:53
The devil's in the details indeed by UGuardian2008-09-16 17:21:06
  Reminds me of something that from the early 90s. by Snate2008-09-16 17:34:34
    Reminds me of an online writers' group I was in by josie_beller2008-09-16 21:02:22
  That's one evil project! :) (n/t) by rook_mtl2008-09-16 17:24:17
A capella Simon and Garfunkel = TEH WIN. by MrTrick2008-09-16 17:17:11
*brains melt from boring presentation at meeting* by sgrunt2008-09-16 17:14:48
  *brings a hose pipe* by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 21:02:15
Rasafraggin mandatory HD installs by Freakazoid2008-09-16 17:14:08
  *read that as "Rastafarian"* (n/t) by oot2008-09-16 18:02:34
  Wana play too. :( (n/t) by themadkansan2008-09-16 17:22:29
Drinking is healthy for lazy smokers by run.dll2008-09-16 17:00:01
  Or, y'know, by Llyr2008-09-16 19:33:22
  Be careful how you interpret this line... by rook_mtl2008-09-16 17:17:20
    Sure it does. by fudje2008-09-16 17:41:27
  That is SOOOOO NOT FAIR! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-09-16 17:10:32
the windows "mojave" commercials by ick2008-09-16 16:47:32
  not a thing by cyberspooked2008-09-16 18:59:44
  Not as easy as it is to make Linux look good, by fudje2008-09-16 17:31:20
  yup. by subbywan2008-09-16 16:58:50
  It's also the highly-coached testimonials. by themadkansan2008-09-16 16:58:12
Web Comic Quote Quiz (WCQQ) by Snate2008-09-16 16:30:54
KITT RIDES AGAIN 09242008!! by robertltux2008-09-16 16:19:52
  woot? more like *yuck* (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-09-16 17:05:02
  That's my childhood memories they are messing with by Bellator2008-09-16 16:33:27
    Nobody is messing with childhood memories of by skippy-ish_guy2008-09-16 18:47:43
  thats *new KITT* ;) by Garrinka2008-09-16 16:28:20
  He's a Ford now. by subbywan2008-09-16 16:21:50
    He'll be fine after the LS1 swap. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2008-09-16 18:59:55
    As opposed to just breaking down by themadkansan2008-09-16 17:26:39
Assassin's Creed is a lot more fun by jiteo2008-09-16 16:07:06
  *Climb on Spire* by fudje2008-09-16 17:42:30
Strange aversion by kyrasantae2008-09-16 16:05:25
  You talkin' to me? (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-16 16:24:18
    Nope :) (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-09-16 16:25:59
"Laughing" Prairie Dog by Snate2008-09-16 16:01:01
Does anyone speak 'Kitteh'? by Snate2008-09-16 15:59:39
  Help, I'm trapped behind this force field with the by Hieraco2008-09-16 23:16:04
  Kitteh->Human: "aaawwww, me waaants live meal/toy" (n/t) by flirkann2008-09-16 22:34:11
  I parse as by Nightwind2008-09-16 22:14:01
  He's trying to charm the birdies out the tree by confused.brit2008-09-16 16:07:09
    yup by cyberspooked2008-09-16 16:12:40
  I see a birdie/squirrel/bug .. and I want to by Garrinka2008-09-16 16:04:48
I *need* Meat!!! :) by Garrinka2008-09-16 15:23:40
  Would this help? by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 16:13:00
    roflmao.. roflmao *again*.. by Garrinka2008-09-16 16:19:07
      (Pure, Sweet, & Innocent grin) O- =) by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 16:32:11
        you have some well connected friends hon :) by Garrinka2008-09-16 16:46:02
  Buy a roaster. by RetiQlum22008-09-16 16:07:30
  If your body says you need it, you do by oot2008-09-16 15:51:01
    wow talk about needing some meat.... by cyberspooked2008-09-16 16:28:20
    I've got some stuff here.. by Garrinka2008-09-16 15:55:53
      *hugs* by oot2008-09-16 16:32:21
  Not friday. Not friday. Not friday... (n/t) by JimK2008-09-16 15:47:49
    Yes it is by Rogue19712008-09-16 15:48:49
      I heartily agree with rogue.. ;) by Garrinka2008-09-16 15:57:40
  italian saussage wih fried onions? (n/t) by Rogue19712008-09-16 15:42:42
    sausage ?!? ;) by Garrinka2008-09-16 15:44:45
      Pizza deivery!!! by Rogue19712008-09-16 15:48:10
        ayep I heartly agree ;) by Garrinka2008-09-16 15:50:25
        *eats Rogue's calendar* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 15:49:30
  ~wonders in with a cow~ by confused.brit2008-09-16 15:34:25
    yeahhhhhhhhh ! :) by Garrinka2008-09-16 15:35:52
    *roasts confused.brit's cow* by sgrunt2008-09-16 15:35:09
  Minute steaks, or tenderized steaks, whatever you by rook_mtl2008-09-16 15:34:07
    not really.. at least by me.. by Garrinka2008-09-16 15:38:35
Pakistan has issued orders to shoot any US [etc.] by toxin2008-09-16 14:47:13
  Sigh. by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 21:10:46
  Well... Like the man said by DesertRat662008-09-16 16:37:23
    Further reading brings out this: Supply lines by toxin2008-09-16 16:47:12
      BTW the supply lines are open again by DesertRat662008-09-16 18:08:38
        Pakistan starts shooting raids. Escalation occurs. by toxin2008-09-16 18:42:38
          MAC.....Nuff Said. (n/t) by lheggland2008-09-16 19:46:46
            No longer exists by DesertRat662008-09-16 20:40:48
              Oh, was it name change week? ;-P by lheggland2008-09-16 21:15:52
      Fortunately, we're not a one trick pony. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-09-16 17:00:30
    If that really is true by subbywan2008-09-16 16:41:08
      All depends on why doesn't it? by DesertRat662008-09-16 18:14:30
        agreed, but that's not the case here. by subbywan2008-09-16 18:57:49
          Kind of a tricky issue by DesertRat662008-09-16 19:38:50
            No, it's not tricky at all. by subbywan2008-09-16 22:02:14
      Well, by RetiQlum22008-09-16 17:13:25
        Not squeaky clean? It's downright dirty by subbywan2008-09-16 19:01:14
          as anyone in a barfight knows by joecrouse2008-09-16 19:54:08
            But the folk doing that make no pretense of being by subbywan2008-09-16 21:56:36
              You seem to be losing sight of why by ManiacJoe2008-09-16 23:31:32
  Critical element in Pakistan is that they by toxin2008-09-16 15:38:09
  A hollow threat by Pakistan. by kahuana2008-09-16 15:13:05
    They reported turning US helicopters back by toxin2008-09-16 15:30:47
    I'm inclined to agree. by RetiQlum22008-09-16 15:25:25
  Ya'll want 'em? by lheggland2008-09-16 15:01:39
  Drop it off early all over Islamabad? by romandas2008-09-16 14:48:56
    One who keeps getting invaded by other forces. by subbywan2008-09-16 14:52:18
      Our allies in WWII didn't seem to raise a fuss by romandas2008-09-16 15:09:14
        I would point out that WW2 was shorter by toxin2008-09-16 15:53:42
          Are you counting by lheggland2008-09-16 16:22:14
            When was Pearl Harbour? 1941, wasn't it. by toxin2008-09-16 16:58:32
              The war was in full swing by then. by lheggland2008-09-16 17:11:16
                Darn you and your historical facts! (n/t) by Vivianc2008-09-16 19:01:47
                  and Italy's invasion of Ethiopia in 1938 ( (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-16 19:09:54
              Dec 7, 1941 (n/t) by Illiad2008-09-16 17:02:15
            I think he's counting from '90, as it never ended. (n/t) by subbywan2008-09-16 16:24:31
        No argument Pakistan's falling short. However by subbywan2008-09-16 15:21:38
          Then they need to "man up" and drop us as allies ( (n/t) by romandas2008-09-16 15:25:01
            Really? Why not us? by subbywan2008-09-16 15:28:34
              Either way, actually, though their actions are the by romandas2008-09-17 04:59:14
              Because! by Peace_man2008-09-16 15:44:05
                I really wish we did... by lheggland2008-09-16 16:13:33
                  I guess we'll have to disagree on the by Peace_man2008-09-16 16:23:53
                    Yes, yes, by lheggland2008-09-16 16:30:56
                      Again, we disagree. by Peace_man2008-09-16 21:36:26
                        My analysis of the situation by lheggland2008-09-17 16:49:25
      I see where you are going with this but, by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 15:05:05
        Yes, but you're not taking it far enough by subbywan2008-09-16 15:09:56
          Do *you* have a better solution given that by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 15:32:36
            That's not my question though by subbywan2008-09-16 16:14:36
      The difference is if one of our allies by sterling_ag2008-09-16 15:01:13
        So? Doesn't Pakistan have that right? by subbywan2008-09-16 15:20:06
          There are certain rules to the game by ManiacJoe2008-09-16 15:49:50
            Irrelevant to my original question though. by subbywan2008-09-16 16:16:07
              Responding WAY late.... by ManiacJoe2008-09-16 23:16:23
              Asked and answered. by Vivianc2008-09-16 18:35:36
                But irrelevant. by subbywan2008-09-16 19:15:19
                  which we dont use. Else we would be by joecrouse2008-09-16 19:57:44
                    We do use it. Just one way by subbywan2008-09-16 21:50:15
          I see it more as bad faith on Pakistan's part by romandas2008-09-16 15:24:17
            And bad faith gives the US the right to by subbywan2008-09-16 15:29:08
              No, but allowing armed gangs to enter... by Vivianc2008-09-16 18:03:36
                How so? by subbywan2008-09-16 19:06:53
              Well, speaking of bad faith... by Peace_man2008-09-16 15:46:40
      Mexican forces do it all the damn time by tesla_koil2008-09-16 14:59:20
        Do they have agreements to do so? by subbywan2008-09-16 15:12:22
          yes they have. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-09-16 17:36:45
            Then it's not the same issue, is it? (n/t) by subbywan2008-09-16 19:03:04
        In other words, yes we do. by lheggland2008-09-16 15:05:13
          Except in Pakistan, there *are* casualties by subbywan2008-09-16 15:20:44
            We're also not twiddling our thumbs by lheggland2008-09-16 16:05:37
              Neither is Pakistan by subbywan2008-09-16 16:18:26
Reality check by oot2008-09-16 14:43:37
  It means: by RetiQlum22008-09-16 15:10:49
    Cool! :-) by oot2008-09-16 16:36:33
    Actually, it's a good time to buy cheap stock by romandas2008-09-16 15:13:07
      S'Truth. by RetiQlum22008-09-16 15:27:53
  Probably something between .... by aix tom2008-09-16 15:06:44
Let it be known: by Sieldan2008-09-16 13:49:05
  And on that note: anyone know how to troubleshoot by Sieldan2008-09-16 14:34:24
  Forget about IE, and most of the time it does... (n/t) by sazzer2008-09-16 13:59:35
  Agreed! (n/t) by shargo2008-09-16 13:55:46
World's shortest man, and world's longest legs by ag__wyvern2008-09-16 13:35:37
  D4 that lucky. little. b7... =D by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 14:09:14
  He was just looking up to her. (n/t) by toxin2008-09-16 13:51:28
  hrm ... Svetlana must be a Brazillian name :D (n/t by subbywan2008-09-16 13:37:41
i posted the other day about last week by ick2008-09-16 13:28:36
  *hugs , vibes , and prayers to you and.. by Garrinka2008-09-16 15:26:46
  {{{ick}}} In some situations one never feels that by shargo2008-09-16 14:46:44
  You are doing what you can for both yourself and by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 14:31:33
Drive time song for the Wall Street Gurus: by kahuana2008-09-16 13:18:20
  Our new national anthem by subbywan2008-09-16 13:32:08
  Market actually ended higher. by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 13:23:44
  Or by confused.brit2008-09-16 13:23:28
THE ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING! SOCIETY IS GOING TO by SnArL2008-09-16 12:56:38
  Guaranteed what? (n/t) by Arachnid2008-09-16 13:18:06
    Guaranteed! by SnArL2008-09-16 13:24:29
  I've been playing Fallout... good practice :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2008-09-16 13:04:52
    *eats jeff_uk's computer* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 13:05:17
  OH NO! WE'RE ALL GOING TO by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:58:27
    *shoots sgrunt in the head* by SnArL2008-09-16 13:02:49
      You again! by sgrunt2008-09-16 13:03:08
    AND THEN THE SKIES WILL by hactar the uhhh2008-09-16 13:00:51
      YOU AGAIN! by sgrunt2008-09-16 13:02:18
    ~exposes brain case~ by confused.brit2008-09-16 12:59:18
      *om nom nom nom nom!* by hactar the uhhh2008-09-16 13:01:20
        *eats hactar's onomatopeia* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 13:02:50
Why the U.S. has really gone broke. by Illiad2008-09-16 12:50:18
  Another viewpoint on this issue by DesertRat662008-09-16 14:19:13
    Not much different... by jdelphiki2008-09-16 19:22:44
    That article prvides reinforcement to a comment by SaylorA2008-09-16 14:30:06
      I thought the whole point of a government loan was by romandas2008-09-16 14:46:50
      Except that it tries to remove the reason for by subbywan2008-09-16 14:36:09
        Not really, by lheggland2008-09-16 14:42:06
          No. Those are the effects that can take that long by subbywan2008-09-16 14:45:35
            "even if their effects weren't forthcoming yet" by lheggland2008-09-16 15:18:27
              No ... not quite. by subbywan2008-09-16 15:27:38
                Your brothers case is rare. by lheggland2008-09-16 16:00:26
                  But by *not* fixing it by subbywan2008-09-16 16:21:00
                    Your right, but it's not that simple. by lheggland2008-09-16 16:38:01
                      I'm all for keeping it internal. by subbywan2008-09-16 16:57:40
    That'd hold a lot more water if there weren't 8 by subbywan2008-09-16 14:24:03
      Actually the republicians tried to undo some by SaylorA2008-09-16 14:36:26
        were "some" enough? by subbywan2008-09-16 14:50:01
      And thus the conclusion is? by DesertRat662008-09-16 14:31:52
        That it's not a Democratic party problem, as the by subbywan2008-09-16 14:34:57
          I agree with you that we should let those by SaylorA2008-09-16 14:38:12
            The people too. by subbywan2008-09-16 14:48:30
  Some of those numbers look cherry picked to me. by RetiQlum22008-09-16 14:05:21
    Also, it's not like we can really sell our nukes by romandas2008-09-16 14:42:48
  Some of his comments I have a real problem with. by SaylorA2008-09-16 13:28:17
  So, the USA follows the CCCP by veran2008-09-16 13:24:39
    Not really. by cyberspooked2008-09-16 15:40:17
      another point by cyberspooked2008-09-16 16:04:06
        US DoJ had the opportunity. by Peace_man2008-09-16 16:10:19
  I read through most of it, but can't really by romandas2008-09-16 13:08:34
    DoD is a very large blanket by voxwoman2008-09-16 13:16:35
      Also, a lot of our R&D spending goes though DOD. by lheggland2008-09-16 13:27:15
  Something just jumped out at me: by SnArL2008-09-16 13:05:34
    They're just getting started. by kahuana2008-09-16 13:30:39
      China IS the World's worst polluter by FAR. (n/t) by vampire2008-09-16 20:34:57
      look up the brown smog: india by cyberspooked2008-09-16 15:20:53
  I dunno... by jdelphiki2008-09-16 13:03:46
  I started reading it, but it's too depressing by voxwoman2008-09-16 12:59:21
    I think we're *all* working for the M-I-C by kahuana2008-09-16 13:09:58
my hand aches by voxwoman2008-09-16 12:34:16
  Notfridaynotfridaynotfridaynotfriday... by the_diggity2008-09-16 19:59:45
  *COOOOOL!* =D by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 12:40:20
    We only sell the "defensive" part of the system by voxwoman2008-09-16 12:44:51
      Thanks... =) by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 13:34:34
      Mini-trebuchet armed with flammable bags of pu? :) by kahuana2008-09-16 13:13:06
        If I'm going to use Plutonium, I want an EMC... by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 13:32:28
  Nifty! But...what is it supposed to be? by Concept2008-09-16 12:40:08
    It's a remote sensing array by voxwoman2008-09-16 12:46:19
      Were is the antenna? (n/t) by techi8702008-09-16 12:47:49
        I think it's mixed in with the cameras by voxwoman2008-09-16 12:56:07
          Not the big rectangle at the top of the mast? by kahuana2008-09-16 14:06:07
            that's the radar (n/t) by voxwoman2008-09-16 17:40:00
          The antennas are *inside* the Tower frame tubes. by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 13:39:46
    Mars Pr0n Filming Station! =D by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 12:41:11
      Martians by Spore? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-16 12:42:29
LHC Overflow.... by morenna2008-09-16 12:14:05
  Sell them Quark lube.. by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 14:52:48
    *snerk* :-D (n/t) by morenna2008-09-16 15:57:56
  The LHC is a series of tubes... by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:27:53
    *eats sgrunt's tubes* by jpprater2008-09-16 12:46:01
      You again! by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:46:33
        Me, like, again! by jpprater2008-09-16 12:48:52
          Again again! by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:51:35
            Never again! by jpprater2008-09-16 12:55:57
              YOOOUUUUU! by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:56:34
                MEE---huh? by jpprater2008-09-16 13:01:55
  Electrons? by dml337ira2008-09-16 12:17:20
Best destination for Biz Travel: #1 is Vancouver by Illiad2008-09-16 11:50:26
TBH, I never understood the stock market by confused.brit2008-09-16 11:38:25
  I'm going to go with the second one by TheGM2008-09-16 13:08:09
  In ancient times by wabbit652008-09-16 12:51:32
  as Sir Bedevere would say: by perlcat452008-09-16 12:31:10
  It started out as a neat idea. by aix tom2008-09-16 12:08:59
  From the corporate side: by Illiad2008-09-16 12:03:05
    The public face finances the operating company. by kahuana2008-09-16 13:34:22
  Because it's the only way you can cope with it. by esbita2008-09-16 11:43:49
    Don't be so quick to dismiss it as 'not a game' by Arachnid2008-09-16 13:23:30
      I'm going to bed by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:54:51
        Thanks for this, btw. I've had the same questions by LSU_Frodin2008-09-16 19:05:49
      The investors provide capital. by jmaxsohmer2008-09-16 14:09:45
        No, it's not by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:26:52
          No, it doesn't. by subbywan2008-09-16 14:32:26
            No additional cash coming in? by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:36:30
              What buyers? by subbywan2008-09-16 14:42:03
                ...no, trades take part between individuals by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:43:51
                  Um, no. It's not by subbywan2008-09-16 14:56:04
                    No, you're really not. by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:58:21
                      that "someone" is by default, the company by subbywan2008-09-16 15:06:15
                        Yes, and that's a stock recall. by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:15:24
                          I guess we disagree on the part of by subbywan2008-09-16 15:42:31
                            It's a disagreement that has one right answer by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:48:09
                              I'll get back to you on that, when I can go dig :) (n/t) by subbywan2008-09-16 15:54:00
      Christ in Heaven. You work where you do... by esbita2008-09-16 13:51:11
        Can you provide a counter-argument? by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:23:56
          The Pie Is Not Fixed. by esbita2008-09-16 14:42:56
            How exactly does the 'pie' grow? by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:49:42
              Taking Google as an example again. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:03:48
                Yes, and why do the shares reflect those things? by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:08:26
                  Incorrect. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:24:55
                    Um, why not? by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:26:53
                      Simple. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:37:37
                        Of course it could by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:41:26
                          Exactly. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:43:23
                            How do you figure that? by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:47:00
                              From. The. Worth. Of. The. Share. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:58:46
              Wealth can be created and destroyed. by esbita2008-09-16 15:02:09
                I'm not trying to say that the entire economy is by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:06:43
                  Then, pray tell, how comes that the by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:14:11
                    The dow is just an index by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:19:16
                      So, the seller wouldn't receive a profit? by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:30:51
                        It generates a profit for me by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:33:10
                          Profit *is* wealth. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:39:51
                            Okay, so how about this: by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:43:07
                              We are better off. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:49:08
                                We didn't change the value of anything by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:50:43
                                False. Why would you offer to pay $300 by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:54:59
                                Because he believes it'll be worth $400 tomorrow by subbywan2008-09-16 16:08:55
                                The only reason any of us buy stock is by subbywan2008-09-16 16:12:10
                              (Actually, I'm $200 better off, since I didn't pay by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:43:39
                            yes, but he's saying that when he makes a profit by subbywan2008-09-16 15:40:50
                              Which is rather obviously nonesense. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:42:43
                                Not really. by subbywan2008-09-16 15:47:47
                                Right! And a zero sum! by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:49:33
                                No. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:53:01
                                Um, how is that not a zero sum? by subbywan2008-09-16 16:00:08
                                Except they didn't. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 16:02:56
                                An assest, but not worth the amount paid by subbywan2008-09-16 16:06:56
                                Which is why I hedged with 'simple accounting'. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 16:18:35
                                but you hedged the wrong way. by subbywan2008-09-16 16:30:03
                                How so? by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:46:00
                                Nope. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:52:00
                                You're worse off by the cost of the shares by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:53:41
                                Er, no. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:57:40
                                That's only 1/2 the equation though. by subbywan2008-09-16 16:03:55
                  It is an imperfect reflection... by esbita2008-09-16 15:13:32
                    I'm not talking about a scandal. by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:17:15
              The profits that Google posts each quarter. (n/t) by subbywan2008-09-16 14:57:13
                And where do those go? by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:59:18
                  Um, no. You're confusing dividends and sales by subbywan2008-09-16 15:02:24
                    No, Google pays me nothing. by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:05:03
                      Google is the default buyer. (n/t) by subbywan2008-09-16 15:07:39
                        No, it really isn't! by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:09:48
                          My company cashing out is an example of that by subbywan2008-09-16 15:32:39
                            The company _bought_ all the shares at that price by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:34:27
                              The market was the vehicle by which it was by subbywan2008-09-16 15:36:44
                                but where is it generated _from_? by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:44:18
                                From the buyers by subbywan2008-09-16 15:46:02
                                Still waiting for evidence of such. by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:48:54
          Can you prove that mathematically? by jmaxsohmer2008-09-16 14:36:03
            Simple by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:38:36
              Then where do the brokers' fees come from? by jmaxsohmer2008-09-16 14:41:36
                Out of the buyers' and sellers' shares by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:42:40
                  So that's money being taken directly out. by jmaxsohmer2008-09-16 14:47:16
                    What? by Arachnid2008-09-16 14:56:29
                      There is wealth creation its just risky by joecrouse2008-09-16 17:47:32
                      You just said there was. by subbywan2008-09-16 15:00:49
                        No, it's not 'in the system' by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:04:07
                          I think we're defining it differently. by jmaxsohmer2008-09-16 15:14:35
                            But that value is relatively meaningless by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:21:50
                              The whole financial and economic system is based by jmaxsohmer2008-09-16 15:27:56
                                What does that have to do with it? by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:31:47
                          So, what is it? by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:06:27
                            I've consistently said it _isn't_ created. by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:12:53
                              Again, explain how the Dow grew to over 11,000. by CynicalRyan2008-09-16 15:15:27
                                The dow isn't money. See my other reply. (n/t) by Arachnid2008-09-16 15:19:51
      yes, but "game theory" != "games" (n/t) by subbywan2008-09-16 13:33:54
        Depends how you categorise games. :) by Arachnid2008-09-16 13:38:45
          Wasn't trying to address them. by subbywan2008-09-16 13:48:27
          I'm not seeing how it's not by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 13:46:31
            I didn't say you couldn't build wealth by Arachnid2008-09-16 13:48:58
              or being doing ... dodgy ... things, like by subbywan2008-09-16 13:51:12
              You said there were by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 13:50:49
    I agree with your final statement, it's kinda what by confused.brit2008-09-16 11:55:22
      How so? by esbita2008-09-16 12:10:24
        I have a new veiwpoint to consider. Thanks by confused.brit2008-09-16 12:12:38
          Sure, anytime. by esbita2008-09-16 12:28:27
Austin GDC by tesla_koil2008-09-16 11:31:27
  Just promise us that by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:04:02
    Typically not the developers choice.... (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-09-16 12:05:02
      :-( by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:11:18
        Wow, How did you get that without the n/t symbols? by NDwight2008-09-16 13:26:22
          I am an ARS ninja. :-p by sgrunt2008-09-16 13:32:07
            You're ninja fu is weak. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-09-16 14:08:52
From a Google finance discussion thread: by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 11:26:32
  Wait wait wait... by Illiad2008-09-16 11:28:14
    negative true interest rates have occurred by basher202008-09-16 11:31:00
      Well yes by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 11:38:48
    Certainly! by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 11:29:34
      It's all written in the paper bag :D (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-16 11:46:47
This guy is a real catch! by Illiad2008-09-16 11:13:06
  can't listen to streaming audio at work by corwin172008-09-16 11:34:09
  I wish they hadn't erased his number by notdeadyet2008-09-16 11:28:40
    Funny, but sounds fake (416 is Toronto) by ag__wyvern2008-09-16 11:42:44
  WOOOOOOW!!!!! Can I have him? by Rogue19712008-09-16 11:24:46
Oh Great Uficle: question about color printing. by SaylorA2008-09-16 11:03:18
  apparently even white ink for a inkjet by Freakazoid2008-09-16 11:29:37
  No, but you can print ivory or any very pale by Lab Rat2008-09-16 11:17:04
    Would it show up as pale, though? by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 11:21:59
      That's possible. The edge may be fuzzy by Lab Rat2008-09-16 11:27:46
        I just tried it with several pale colors by SaylorA2008-09-16 11:40:03
          Ok. I was thinking that the contrast would be by Lab Rat2008-09-16 12:22:54
            It's probably the darker color underneath... by RetiQlum22008-09-16 12:34:01
  *shakes his head* by Lethosos2008-09-16 11:15:46
  Nope. by andyz2008-09-16 11:15:38
  you need a white toner cartridge. White can't be by UnFair2008-09-16 11:15:10
    Googled and indeed found it by UnFair2008-09-16 11:21:12
      How ironic, we had a C5200, but it died by SaylorA2008-09-16 11:43:36
  not possible without special equipment by Freakazoid2008-09-16 11:14:23
  Not with a normal printer, no. by hactar the uhhh2008-09-16 11:12:08
Invoke Excel UFies! by hactar the uhhh2008-09-16 10:37:34
  Thanks all:) by hactar the uhhh2008-09-16 11:08:48
  Tools, Options, General Tab, by misrobin22008-09-16 10:54:14
  I can't see that directly, but by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:41:20
Silly Question of the Day: by Klaranth2008-09-16 10:34:16
  Volunteer by Ston2008-09-16 15:32:04
  Look at me... by jdelphiki2008-09-16 12:35:58
  Three step process by basher202008-09-16 11:35:24
  I'm a doctor Damnit by Hieraco2008-09-16 11:30:00
  Humility by Lethosos2008-09-16 11:12:17
  That's easy. by Peace_man2008-09-16 10:45:44
    Done (n/t) by Klaranth2008-09-16 10:59:03
      I can't access it at work. by Peace_man2008-09-16 11:08:03
    I sense a challenge... (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 10:47:19
  Invoke Weird_Al by corwin172008-09-16 10:43:04
  Humility is not easy to teach. by paladin2008-09-16 10:41:29
  how is that a question? (n/t) by ick2008-09-16 10:38:05
    I think that's the point of the thread. by AnimeJ2008-09-16 10:41:59
  Sorry, just don't feel like I'm good enough. by da-gimp2008-09-16 10:35:46
  What makes you think I can do that? by sgrunt2008-09-16 10:35:34
I am GOOOOOOOOOD by Rogue19712008-09-16 10:23:24
And now the university wants money by toysbfun2008-09-16 10:13:56
  You'll end up with a transcript full of Fs by basher202008-09-16 11:37:44
  Mine wanted to withhold my diploma over a bogus by kahuana2008-09-16 11:00:35
What firewall should I use for Vista 64? by Lab Rat2008-09-16 10:03:36
  scissors by cokish2008-09-16 10:57:52
    rock by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 11:06:58
      *writes a paper on the subject* by sgrunt2008-09-16 11:08:14
        chainsaw! by hactar the uhhh2008-09-16 11:15:34
          chainsawsaw! (n/t) by Skelwar2008-09-16 11:18:45
            *cuts the power of chainsaw with scissors* by joresgump2008-09-16 12:05:49
              *eats the scissors and chainsaw* by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:10:53
                ~eats sgrunt's sharp wit~ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-16 12:18:38
                  You again! by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:28:17
    I'm not allowed to play with scissors (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-16 10:59:27
      We built a network cable "guillotine". by kahuana2008-09-16 11:10:23
        MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! by sgrunt2008-09-16 12:34:08
          Normally its an E-Stop switch. by kahuana2008-09-16 13:23:06
      But with Vista? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-09-16 11:02:53
  A Real Answer by Snate2008-09-16 10:50:07
    Thanks. We looked at Comodo and I told him by Lab Rat2008-09-16 10:56:15
  One made form large heavy cinderblocks by Hieraco2008-09-16 10:11:11
    Yeah...*sigh* (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-16 10:14:57
  OpenBSD has.... *runs* (n/t) by shargo2008-09-16 10:10:59
    Don't be a wisea3. :-P (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-16 10:16:12
    Thats never good (n/t) by imrambi2008-09-16 10:13:13
  WRT54GL by imrambi2008-09-16 10:09:16
    Zonealrm doesn't support vista 64 (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-16 10:17:20
      To bad. Zonealarm is what I have been using by cokish2008-09-16 11:02:10
        Yerp, I use Zone alarm on all my windows systems ( (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-16 11:10:15
  The built-in one by gholam2008-09-16 10:09:07
    HAH, that's a laugh. by Freakazoid2008-09-16 10:19:59
      I am thinking same. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-16 10:35:23
Repost: Converting Lotus .WK4 files on a Mac? Help by Myke2008-09-16 09:54:36
  Have you tried: We1130.exe? by kahuana2008-09-16 10:00:07
    *mutters* by Myke2008-09-16 21:26:47
In a meeting just now: by aix tom2008-09-16 09:53:42
  I wish I had bosses like that by voxwoman2008-09-16 17:54:05
  **wikifiy** by ag__wyvern2008-09-16 10:15:15
    I read Great Expectations by aprylmae2008-09-16 10:22:30
Google Barges? by Snate2008-09-16 09:48:11
  If you used GoogleEarth.. by wabbit652008-09-16 11:42:32
  Me thinks it's funny by weedwacker012008-09-16 10:03:23
    Nothing to see here. ;) (n/t) by Arachnid2008-09-16 13:25:02
    google are clearly building a deathstar (n/t) by jeff_uk2008-09-16 11:13:56
  Why does this remind me of Todos Santos? (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-09-16 10:00:00
    They're surely not going to use by sgrunt2008-09-16 10:06:48
      Probably not by Miss L. Anyus2008-09-16 10:23:09
        Methinks my imagination is running wild, again by Miss L. Anyus2008-09-16 10:28:02
          No it's not. It makes perfect sense by notdeadyet2008-09-16 11:18:22
Bad pun warning by UGuardian2008-09-16 09:35:37
  Second cousin to... by jdelphiki2008-09-16 10:30:57
  And why is that? by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 09:40:43
    I'm not sure that's acceptable. by merlin2008-09-16 09:43:26
      I'll be waiting out the pun storm over in my cot() (n/t) by ataraxia2008-09-16 09:44:53
        I'll be outside getting a tan( ) (n/t) by da-gimp2008-09-16 10:20:08
        Come on, we are normal over here (n/t) by imrambi2008-09-16 09:45:46
          abs()olutely. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 10:01:49
  I think your tangential point is of the curve! (n/t) by shargo2008-09-16 09:40:26
    I think it's a parable (n/t) by vectorz2008-09-16 10:57:50
UF comic, what is Illiad's process to publish them by asdf2008-09-16 09:31:36
  what are the hardware specs of the site? by asdf2008-09-16 09:55:56
    So what competitor do you work for? :) (n/t) by merlin2008-09-16 10:06:06
      ahha..obviously a very newbie one! (n/t) by asdf2008-09-16 10:09:29
        eerhmm..I mean to say akcd.com! (or whatever is is (n/t) by asdf2008-09-16 10:10:32
  Wacom 16x11 -> Photoshop -> ImageReady. by Illiad2008-09-16 09:33:25
    Don't forget to mention 'Kickstart's basement' by cokish2008-09-16 10:48:53
    That's your side of the story by Hieraco2008-09-16 10:06:39
      Not that hard to find. by toysbfun2008-09-16 10:18:45
        that cracked me up all over again. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 21:21:57
    how long does it take by asdf2008-09-16 09:34:41
      which one, I see no 16x11 version! by asdf2008-09-16 09:37:16
        Sorry, 6x11. PTZ-631W. by Illiad2008-09-16 09:40:19
          is the 6x11 really this big? (see pic) by asdf2008-09-16 10:09:01
          when you say writing, you don't mean... by asdf2008-09-16 09:42:24
            Creative aspect, yes. by Illiad2008-09-16 09:49:27
            oooh, and do you have a stock of emergency strips? (n/t) by jeff_uk2008-09-16 09:46:38
              Occasionally... by Illiad2008-09-16 09:49:59
                you need imagemagic! by jeff_uk2008-09-16 10:01:59
                  Since when does by sgrunt2008-09-16 10:08:38
                    I refuse to comment on that for fear of by jeff_uk2008-09-16 10:51:40
                  oooh... *considers* by Illiad2008-09-16 10:02:59
                are from canada? (n/t) by asdf2008-09-16 09:54:53
Only four months until I'm home by SkyHi2008-09-16 09:25:20
  Have been keeping you in my thoughts by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 12:53:03
  Astronaut? Military? or ... by corwin172008-09-16 09:45:04
    Yup, he's in Iraq. (n/t) by ag__wyvern2008-09-16 10:09:58
      That only narrows it down to (b) or (c)! by corwin172008-09-16 10:38:14
Three more weeks until krikkert's surgery. by krikkert2008-09-16 09:21:01
  {{{krikkert}}} by Miss L. Anyus2008-09-16 10:06:17
  Local, or full sedation/anaesthesia? (n/t) by esbita2008-09-16 09:48:07
    Local. (n/t) by krikkert2008-09-16 13:11:45
  What? You'd prefer 3 more weeks of by corwin172008-09-16 09:47:33
    YES! (n/t) by krikkert2008-09-16 13:11:22
  Surgery? by Snate2008-09-16 09:22:39
    Yes. by krikkert2008-09-16 09:27:47
      Hope it goes well. by mpicklesimer12008-09-16 09:38:25
Invoke Uficle - IE7 "helper app" question by merlin2008-09-16 09:19:00
  If I Remember Correctly... by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 09:22:42
    Nope, not there that I could find :( (n/t) by merlin2008-09-16 09:23:14
      Ok, one sec... Lemme fire up a VM... by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 09:24:53
        I found it. It's actually a Windows setting. by merlin2008-09-16 09:27:00
Networking ufies.. a translation please by Jeff_UK2008-09-16 09:14:43
  Simply put, one of the peer routers went away and by radiowave9112008-09-16 09:22:01
    right.. looked up the terminology now.. all makes by jeff_uk2008-09-16 09:48:12
      confirmed... the ISP has a major outage (n/t) by jeff_uk2008-09-16 10:20:47
        Sorry I didn't get back to you - wrok got in the by radiowave9112008-09-16 14:14:37
    does that mean a router on the same local network? by jeff_uk2008-09-16 09:38:48
      OR does it mean one along the line by jeff_uk2008-09-16 09:39:22
Worse than the great depression? by Snate2008-09-16 09:14:36
  When we have... by the_diggity2008-09-16 20:02:38
  for the most part by ick2008-09-16 09:56:03
  Media hype. all the big indexes were lower by jeff_uk2008-09-16 09:52:49
    Not quite by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:07:03
      Looking at a low-res graph! Only slightly lower by jeff_uk2008-09-16 10:20:09
        I was looking at actual numbers, by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:24:52
  Based on naming convention, that'd make it by kahuana2008-09-16 09:41:23
    Dep $ One by Miss L. Anyus2008-09-16 09:50:38
  The owner may be right by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 09:22:42
  I don't think that's necessarily true. by Snate2008-09-16 09:21:41
    I agree. Their business practises have undoubtedly by kahuana2008-09-16 09:43:43
  Now that's a depressing thought...pun intended :P (n/t) by jpprater2008-09-16 09:18:59
People who have worked here for 10+ years by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 09:14:00
  MatthewDBA email me by tesla_koil2008-09-16 10:10:13
    Rochester is about by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:26:31
      Yay! if you are interested by tesla_koil2008-09-16 10:30:41
        I will send you an email this evening? by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:38:36
          k (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-09-16 10:43:20
  The current state of affairs has us a wee bit by radiowave9112008-09-16 09:29:43
  It's times like this that I'm glad I work for a by SnArL2008-09-16 09:25:53
  They've been on the skids a while. by esbita2008-09-16 09:21:39
  I heard Warren Buffet was considering... by Illiad2008-09-16 09:14:54
    Those talks were closed by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 09:22:22
      D'oh! (for the last sentence) (n/t) by Snate2008-09-16 09:25:31
I'm hungry by aprylmae2008-09-16 09:11:55
  nomnomnom by aprylmae2008-09-16 09:38:22
    mmmmmmm by aprylmae2008-09-16 09:42:24
      *nomnoms April's pretzels* by Lethosos2008-09-16 11:21:08
  Well, my lunch was fairly inexpensive... by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 09:18:03
    that sounds tasty by aprylmae2008-09-16 09:22:36
      (Sends AprylMae a large, thin crust pizza...) by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 09:24:19
        well, to be a delivery boy by aprylmae2008-09-16 09:34:46
  Oatmeal, lots and lots of oatmeal. by veran2008-09-16 09:13:56
    I may go for the noodles by aprylmae2008-09-16 09:19:04
    Kenny Rodgers & William Shatner A L'orange? by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 09:19:04
Yo! Hieraco! by Tyop2008-09-16 09:09:52
  Thanks, I'll watch for it tomorrow. (n/t) by Hieraco2008-09-16 09:59:05
SuperGroup Beta 4! Testers needed. by Illiad2008-09-16 08:49:16
  Email or here? by maximumbob2008-09-16 09:56:42
    Email please. (n/t) by Illiad2008-09-16 11:03:22
  pinged. (n/t) by suicide_king2008-09-16 09:50:05
  Line dropped (n/t) by jpprater2008-09-16 09:11:03
    is that the same as by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 09:28:39
US election thread (n/t) by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 08:46:32
  What qualifies one as being 'elitist'? by ag__wyvern2008-09-16 21:19:32
  Did Obama try to draw out the Iraq War for by DesertRat662008-09-16 14:26:59
    Are you saying that you think it is a good idea by Peace_man2008-09-16 14:52:40
      Shut up and run. Thermonuclear stink-bomb time. by toxin2008-09-16 14:58:58
        Okay, so it's Tahieri, so what? by merlin2008-09-16 15:03:33
          Was Obama asking to delay the drawdown or by toxin2008-09-16 15:20:30
            The full title is U.S.-Iraq Strategic Framework by DesertRat662008-09-16 16:55:03
      But the problem is, it's NOT HIS JOB by merlin2008-09-16 14:54:38
        I'd say that giving good advice is always by Peace_man2008-09-16 15:06:24
          When you are a member of the Legislative branch, by merlin2008-09-16 15:09:16
            Obama was not there as a representative by Peace_man2008-09-16 15:54:38
              What he did was illegal by DesertRat662008-09-16 16:49:06
                Is the President the United States? by toxin2008-09-16 18:33:43
                  Incorrect: Separation of Powers by DesertRat662008-09-16 19:52:08
    Whoops link by DesertRat662008-09-16 14:27:33
      HIM? Yellow-stars-on-Iranian-Jews Taheri? by toxin2008-09-16 14:57:09
        Odd that Obama confirmed the story then by DesertRat662008-09-16 16:49:52
          Re-reading the story: with quotes by toxin2008-09-16 18:23:01
            Oh, Tahieri supplied the supposed quotes, too? by toxin2008-09-16 18:36:38
              I gave you the full title of the agreement in by DesertRat662008-09-16 19:59:04
        See my other post. (n/t) by merlin2008-09-16 15:04:36
  Question: Palin as Governor sent out cheques to by toxin2008-09-16 13:39:13
    Alaskans do pay some taxes by DesertRat662008-09-16 14:03:09
  Obama claims to support equal pay for women by DesertRat662008-09-16 10:56:01
    These numbers are bogus. by UnFair2008-09-16 12:00:35
      Most of numbers about this issue are bogus. by lheggland2008-09-16 12:17:30
        So the perceived gender inequality is by Peace_man2008-09-16 12:21:13
          Isn't that what... by jdelphiki2008-09-16 12:45:55
            Yes, it is. More or less. by Peace_man2008-09-16 13:23:50
          It's an incredibly complicated issue. by lheggland2008-09-16 12:36:49
            I guess it's a very human thing - too complex by Peace_man2008-09-16 12:48:42
      Right, the article does not give nearly enough by SaylorA2008-09-16 12:11:02
    Looks like do as I say, not as I do. by Lab Rat2008-09-16 11:24:24
    And you consider it significant that by Peace_man2008-09-16 11:06:59
      Nah, that's just another fish toss by DesertRat662008-09-16 12:00:52
        It also doesn't provide any details on by Peace_man2008-09-16 12:25:12
      So you are saying that Republican women are hot? by schwing12008-09-16 11:14:42
        It's a well known fact Conservative women are by Lab Rat2008-09-16 11:21:32
          Then I must be a real hottie :-p (n/t) by schwing12008-09-16 11:25:30
  Where's the outrage!! by Lab Rat2008-09-16 10:12:55
    I should point out that tanning up here does by toxin2008-09-16 14:41:31
      ps. ITS SNOWING!!!!! (n/t) by toxin2008-09-16 14:42:37
        Which is why the article is so dumb. by Lab Rat2008-09-16 15:15:16
    The Bush/McCain Outrage Manufacturer, by vdp2008-09-16 10:38:17
  Who will be better for the economy? by vdp2008-09-16 10:06:21
    Considering that by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:22:22
      I'm kinda curious to know why this imbalance by Peace_man2008-09-16 10:43:57
        It appears that he didn't by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:48:48
          Has higher education really sunk that low? by Peace_man2008-09-16 10:55:30
            Depends on what university. by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 11:05:10
              That's about enough to make me barf. by Peace_man2008-09-16 11:52:49
  Earmarks by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 09:01:34
    I find it interesting by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 20:59:12
    How does a Governor veto FEDERAL legislation that by toxin2008-09-16 13:34:56
      She can't.... by lheggland2008-09-16 14:07:45
        If she is vetoing state funding, how does the by toxin2008-09-16 14:31:00
          That is where the $500 Million number comes from. by lheggland2008-09-16 14:58:13
    Actually... by VivianC2008-09-16 11:37:22
      Yes, but that's obvious. by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 12:24:32
        I have no audio here. by VivianC2008-09-16 13:30:50
          The first quote is poor reporting by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 13:45:43
    It's indicative of the way he does things by vdp2008-09-16 09:40:58
      Since Obama is a worse option who does that leave? by lheggland2008-09-16 10:52:55
    A link from your first link tells it better by DesertRat662008-09-16 09:36:16
      Interesting what The Economist has to say: by Illiad2008-09-16 11:22:19
      That's all fine and dandy, but it avoids the issue by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 10:12:14
        You forgot option 5 by DesertRat662008-09-16 10:45:07
          That's all fine and dandy, but it avoids the issue by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 11:49:26
      Has Obama stated that he has never requested by vdp2008-09-16 09:48:55
        *reviews how govt funding is allocated by by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 11:39:22
          Where am I saying that? by vdp2008-09-16 15:07:13
            I did read what you said and was extrapolating by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 15:20:55
              Why didn't he say it perfectly? by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 15:27:28
        So, are you saying it's not okay? by merlin2008-09-16 11:00:07
          It's just biographical fiction. No big deal :-P ( (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-09-16 12:20:37
        Obama claims to promise change by DesertRat662008-09-16 10:50:18
        What politician doesn't play with the truth? by Stibbons2008-09-16 10:32:51
          Poor quoting in the original article. by DesiredUsername2008-09-16 12:41:38
          Just his willingness to anything for power. by lheggland2008-09-16 10:49:09
What's happening on Wall St. by basher202008-09-16 08:33:54
  TBH< I never understood the stock market by confused.brit2008-09-16 11:20:13
    Reposted above, in the hopes of generating discuss by confused.brit2008-09-16 11:40:23
  I'm betting on inflation, though. by esbita2008-09-16 09:17:20
    That's why I'm thinking by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 09:28:01
      Election year. Short Term outlook rules. (n/t) by esbita2008-09-16 09:59:44
        Could be... by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:09:21
          I would not be surprised. by esbita2008-09-16 10:17:04
  I was kinda waiting for it. by aix tom2008-09-16 08:55:02
Digital TV advice Requested: by FNORDer2008-09-16 08:29:27
  Step One: by the_diggity2008-09-16 20:07:18
  Blowing off the old Nayme Tagge by robertltux2008-09-16 10:15:40
  Nope, no improvements really. by Snate2008-09-16 09:17:30
  you are going to have to get one very soon anyway by Rogue19712008-09-16 09:04:12
Headphone advice needed by schwing12008-09-16 08:15:44
  I recomend the Shure headphones by abaron2008-09-16 08:48:13
  Funny you should ask... by the_phreak2008-09-16 08:45:26
This young lady forgot the rules of the internet by toxin2008-09-16 08:06:43
  The internet rule? by toxin2008-09-16 08:07:28
    hook. line. sinker. *groan* (n/t) by kahuana2008-09-16 09:07:06
    hadji, that isn't your account. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 08:12:48
      *eats sgrunt's channeling's accusations* (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-16 08:17:08
        You again! by sgrunt2008-09-16 08:18:06
          *jumps the English channel* by bwkaz2008-09-16 08:24:39
    *groans beneath the awful pun-ishment* (n/t) by jpprater2008-09-16 08:10:37
UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 07:54:41
  Of course by dragonstar2008-09-16 09:16:04
  Perfection based on what Critereia though by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 08:39:33
    I agree, Perfection is interpretational by paladin2008-09-16 08:51:31
      Well, by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 08:57:00
        Fact vs. opinion by paladin2008-09-16 09:07:58
          If they disagree by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 09:09:54
            But are not some facts based on opinions? by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 09:17:33
              I don't know by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 09:29:39
                Truth and fact are not the same thing by paladin2008-09-16 09:51:39
                  You *consider* something true by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:15:10
                    Just because they're different doesn't mean by paladin2008-09-16 10:35:39
                      That's where I'd disagree, I think by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 10:45:59
                        In that case I'd have to say by paladin2008-09-16 11:39:57
                          That's exactly what I wanted by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 11:51:23
                            an object universally seen as without flaw? by paladin2008-09-16 13:50:25
  Of course there is such a thing as perfection. by Peace_man2008-09-16 08:28:10
    How would you know by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 08:30:15
      I have a pretty good idea of what I'd by Peace_man2008-09-16 09:00:42
Oh Great Sci-Fi UFies...HALP!!! by LordDominik2008-09-16 07:42:33
  "All Summer in a Day"? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-09-16 07:47:11
    buy me a Coke. (n/t) by basher202008-09-16 07:47:57
  "All Summer in a Day" by basher202008-09-16 07:47:11
    An inverse of "Nightfall"... by jdelphiki2008-09-16 08:16:20
    it is Bradbury by aprylmae2008-09-16 07:51:08
    THAT'S IT! by LordDominik2008-09-16 07:50:24
  Sounds like Ithaca, NY (n/t) by tallastro2008-09-16 07:45:11
$1 billion needed to take on World of Warcraft by toysbfun2008-09-16 07:30:44
  WoW doesn't control a big part of the market. by jiteo2008-09-16 07:34:28
    WoW is tiny. by bpphantom2008-09-16 11:08:09
      Where are your numbers from? by kanth2008-09-16 11:34:45
    So were UO and EQ before WoW by sterling_ag2008-09-16 07:59:14
      WoW.. and its dynamic. by kanth2008-09-16 10:04:15
        Much like the real world. by toysbfun2008-09-16 10:08:45
          Exactly like the rest of the PC market by Menetlaus2008-09-16 11:11:43
      The hardcore gamer? by TheGM2008-09-16 09:54:54
        The endgame is very much tailored by sterling_ag2008-09-16 10:12:04
        Hardcore by kanth2008-09-16 10:01:04
Science Ufies, Halp pls! by tesla_koil2008-09-16 07:27:31
  eBay is your friend by run.dll2008-09-16 11:05:17
  or try a USB eyepiece and then by tallastro2008-09-16 08:17:22
  Something to watch out: Magnification by Vectorz2008-09-16 07:55:40
  Here's by jiteo2008-09-16 07:46:44
    Is 200x enough to watch by tesla_koil2008-09-16 07:52:13
      Wikipedia says by jiteo2008-09-16 07:55:29
  I think Intel makes/made one by Stuka2008-09-16 07:32:58
    The intel model is basically a toy by dals_rule2008-09-16 07:37:27
  What price range? And what magnification? by Vectorz2008-09-16 07:32:07
    best value of both by tesla_koil2008-09-16 07:33:44
      Thats more than enough. by Vectorz2008-09-16 07:41:38
  You could try by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:29:14
    perhaps by tesla_koil2008-09-16 07:31:52
I'm back! by mpicklesimer12008-09-16 07:26:44
  Good News! by schwing12008-09-16 09:05:28
    It looks like everything is good in that regard. by mpicklesimer12008-09-16 09:28:52
  Whats up with the CT highway drivers anyway by imrambi2008-09-16 07:38:26
    Serious idiots down there. by mpicklesimer12008-09-16 08:13:54
      sounds like i84 by paladin2008-09-16 08:39:57
        You guessed it. (n/t) by mpicklesimer12008-09-16 13:25:17
Spore: +1 Customer service: +1 EA: still -1 by jiteo2008-09-16 07:24:09
  Still misses the point. I don't want comfortable by Twitchh2008-09-16 08:06:39
  "Hi I'm an editor calling from arstechnica" by Menetlaus2008-09-16 07:38:29
  Sorry but thats not a good test by imrambi2008-09-16 07:34:58
    It wouldn't surprise me if it is based on MAC by ataraxia2008-09-16 07:44:38
      There is also a CPUID. by kahuana2008-09-16 09:38:30
        If I remember correctly, most BIOS' now by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 11:45:00
          Ahh... well... can't be that then. (n/t) by kahuana2008-09-16 15:17:28
      MAC is what I was thinking as well. by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 08:33:47
  Common sense isn't (n/t) by UGuardian2008-09-16 07:32:29
New Shiny on the way! :) by SaylorA2008-09-16 07:22:36
  pretty shiny (n/t) by tallastro2008-09-16 07:26:25
  *refrains from eating SaylorA's shiny* by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:23:50
    AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!111111 by SaylorA2008-09-16 07:41:08
      Me again! Muhahahaha! (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:44:16
        You Again!! (n/t) by SaylorA2008-09-16 07:46:34
          Him Again!! (n/t) by jpprater2008-09-16 08:03:42
I just had an idea. by Skelwar2008-09-16 07:17:30
  I have to finish my ...... by aix tom2008-09-16 08:23:31
    That reminds me of a story. by Skelwar2008-09-16 09:48:07
  Allready done by oedlan2008-09-16 07:43:49
  what about a battery charger by XndeX2008-09-16 07:35:25
    This is close. by tallastro2008-09-16 08:34:02
      always knew they had some sort of power by XndeX2008-09-16 09:34:15
    *calls Neo* by joresgump2008-09-16 07:59:21
    Now that would be useful! (n/t) by funtime2008-09-16 07:53:44
  they already exist by Freakazoid2008-09-16 07:23:53
    I didn't mean the things they put in cell phones. by Skelwar2008-09-16 08:18:01
  *eats Skelwar's idea* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:18:38
    *removes batteries from holo-sgrunt* (n/t) by joresgump2008-09-16 07:39:23
      *eats joresgump's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:45:42
        Heh, that's holo-joresgump by joresgump2008-09-16 07:58:16
          You again! by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:58:52
            Me again! by joresgump2008-09-16 08:01:04
              *takes a chunk out of the wall* by sgrunt2008-09-16 08:09:44
                That again! by joresgump2008-09-16 08:28:10
Lehman employees pack up by voxwoman2008-09-16 06:53:09
  I wonder what Jim Cramer... by Illiad2008-09-16 09:03:21
  reading some more CNN Money articles by voxwoman2008-09-16 07:03:14
    In 1929 you didn't have the alphabet soup by imrambi2008-09-16 07:13:13
      Yeah, but who will pay for that $$ in the long run by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 07:33:36
    The last time was 1987, I think - 20 years or so by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 07:11:19
      the '87 thing was due, in part, to automation by voxwoman2008-09-16 08:23:11
        I remember it as well by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 08:37:51
          That was my first experience with by voxwoman2008-09-16 08:41:13
  Yeah, our stock is up by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 06:56:12
    hey, I worked in telecomm. by voxwoman2008-09-16 06:58:01
      Ooh, PDP-11! Nova/Eclipse! DPS 6! HP 3000! by kelli2172008-09-16 10:40:02
        Nope... Interdata (Concurrent) by voxwoman2008-09-16 12:37:34
  Death sentence? by spud2008-09-16 06:56:10
    It is pretty devistating. by confused.brit2008-09-16 11:04:39
      We have ALL been through this by voxwoman2008-09-16 12:42:32
    Keep in mind that it is Japan. by VivianC2008-09-16 08:42:13
    Been there by Sonri2008-09-16 08:16:06
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-09-16 06:45:40
Windows Server 2008 Core question by DerSarek2008-09-16 06:36:10
  Sorry... by Bonzo2008-09-16 07:11:34
    Yeah. But thanks for checking! (n/t) by DerSarek2008-09-17 02:32:20
I can haz .fi domain? by oedlan2008-09-16 06:26:10
  Why do I have the feeling, .... by aix tom2008-09-16 07:23:12
    se.nu.eu? by confused.brit2008-09-16 10:56:41
    Wait 'till Friday by oedlan2008-09-16 07:42:41
Dumb Crook Lineup by DesertRat662008-09-16 06:21:10
  One of the commenters did mention that too. But no by NDwight2008-09-16 06:28:13
Excel Guru's needed by klar_at_work2008-09-16 05:55:55
  Multiply it... by jdelphiki2008-09-16 07:28:55
    Of course... by jdelphiki2008-09-16 07:43:06
  THANKS ALL. Got a work around, and solved it. by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:53:02
  I just went into Excel 2007 by schwing12008-09-16 06:52:22
    ^^ Ignore^^ by schwing12008-09-16 06:54:18
  Change your Locale to English (Australia) by SnYpEr2008-09-16 06:19:35
    Close. But it only changes the content of the cell by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:22:39
      Huh?? by SnYpEr2008-09-16 06:29:40
        Exactly what you do, but it wont work here. by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:41:24
          Have seen that before... just doesn't recognise it by Jeff_UK2008-09-16 07:19:47
            another possibility by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 07:27:29
              maybe then copy B:B and paste as value... (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-09-16 08:04:44
              All but the last line works. (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-09-16 07:38:44
  Depends on wheter the cell is already formatted by UnFair2008-09-16 06:04:07
    There is no YYYY MM DD format in Excel 2003. (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:10:01
      Then make a custom format by Spisefisken2008-09-16 06:18:38
        beat me by 20 seconds.. i went off to check :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-09-16 06:23:09
        isnt working. by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:20:35
          MID(text,start_position,num_chars) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 06:23:00
            OK> WORKS> by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:52:06
            Thanks. gonna try that. :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:44:15
          You have to type it yourself by Spisefisken2008-09-16 06:22:00
            i am NOT going to retype 10 000 dates ..... by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:43:37
      Openoffice calc does it no problem... :) (n/t) by NDwight2008-09-16 06:15:41
        I dont HAVE OO here. :P by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:18:49
          I just tried it in Excel on Intel Mac and see what by NDwight2008-09-16 06:21:25
            They have in Oz format. by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:42:51
  yeeesh... by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 05:58:49
    except that by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 06:03:37
      CONCATENATE is to combine things. by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:09:06
        custom format... just put in YYYY mm DD . Easy no? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-09-16 06:18:58
          Read on, Jeff. It is not that easy. by klar_at_work2008-09-16 06:42:11
            Occams razor for tech support. by Jeff_UK2008-09-16 07:15:00
Invoke: UFicle - BIOS Beep Codes by Stuka2008-09-16 05:51:02
  Depends on who did the BIOS chip... by FNORDer2008-09-16 06:01:13
    BIOS is AMI by FST7772008-09-16 08:45:32
    I saw that as well by Stuka2008-09-16 06:18:11
      well, try replacing the keyboard. by FNORDer2008-09-16 06:27:07
        You could try a USB keyboard. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-09-16 06:43:29
OT: What if the LHC by sgrunt2008-09-16 05:40:49
  Please stop... by FNORDer2008-09-16 06:24:51
    If EA built the LHC, it *would* be CONscience. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-09-16 09:23:45
  mad hax0r skillz ftw! (n/t) by morenna2008-09-16 06:09:04
    So, we're soon going to have a by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:21:21
      perhaps pirated LHCs will become the new HeathKits (n/t) by morenna2008-09-16 12:26:58
      Aye! Bootlegs for everyone! ;-) (n/t) by morenna2008-09-16 08:47:46
        Psssst! by sgrunt2008-09-16 10:11:57
      "ARRRRRRR!" :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2008-09-16 08:42:46
  Nothing much... by EnzoMatrix2008-09-16 05:49:40
    But they want bosons, not quarks... (n/t) by adiplomat2008-09-16 06:16:55
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-09-16 05:30:02
Ugh. ::shiver:: ::hack:: ::sniffle:: by carthax2008-09-16 05:00:33
  {{{carthax}}} Feel better soon. (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-09-16 11:02:51
  Wait, you're feeling ill in the A.M.? by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 05:46:38
    Wrong equipment; wrong sickness. :-) (n/t) by carthax2008-09-16 06:03:31
      No no, see, your Wife is Just That Awesome... by ShadowSystems2008-09-16 07:26:35
      Hehehe. Apparently, you are immune to that :-) (n/t) by Peace_man2008-09-16 06:15:54
Day 3 of no power. Stupid hurricane Ike mistook by justncase2008-09-16 05:00:28
  I am glad you and yours are safe and by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 07:45:36
    No real damage around my house. One house on the by justncase2008-09-16 09:16:53
      Canned food FTW! :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 14:38:09
      Ooph. by ataraxia2008-09-16 09:41:43
  I hear you there. by ataraxia2008-09-16 07:31:20
    Glad you guys are OK. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 07:35:34
      Thanks :) by ataraxia2008-09-16 07:50:34
        My aunt and Uncle on the north side of Houston by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 08:02:34
          Ouch. by ataraxia2008-09-16 09:38:56
            One aunt is in Lake charles and some other by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 12:51:37
  Don't get me started about the people that by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 07:05:30
  Driving without street lights is dangerous? Do by techi8702008-09-16 06:41:43
    Sorry meant traffic lights. This is KY, the rules by justncase2008-09-16 09:20:52
    maybe he means traffic lights (n/t) by tallastro2008-09-16 06:50:28
      Even then, just treat the intersections like 4 way by techi8702008-09-16 07:01:54
        Except that people don't, idiots. (n/t) by tallastro2008-09-16 07:09:11
          Not to mention Debris and downed utility lines. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 07:23:31
  We're not nuts, just used to it. by LSU_Frodin2008-09-16 06:29:38
  Sorry, the LARTSAT went a bit funny.... (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-09-16 05:56:37
    Hilarious! :) (n/t) by justncase2008-09-16 05:57:54
  Meh, it wasn't the wind that did it by Stuka2008-09-16 05:48:43
    All our electric company trucks are in Texas right by justncase2008-09-16 05:56:50
      And how many new homes are there now? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-09-16 07:06:58
  These naming conventions need some work. by Avium2008-09-16 05:40:27
    I don't think they expect hurricanes to get as far by justncase2008-09-16 05:53:40
      Check out hurricane Hazel by jadall2008-09-16 06:12:53
        No It didn't... by SnYpEr2008-09-16 09:27:57
  Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh! by justncase2008-09-16 05:13:28
    wow, that's quite stupid by Freakazoid2008-09-16 06:12:59
      I think they thought there would be text messages by justncase2008-09-16 06:37:09
        ya, not everyone has alternate means to charge by Freakazoid2008-09-16 06:55:31
          I always buy at least 1 12V car charger for my by techi8702008-09-16 07:07:44
          I have a USB charger... by Skelwar2008-09-16 07:04:32
  NOLA Redux, anyone? by jpprater2008-09-16 05:07:46
    After 3 days?! by DesertRat662008-09-16 06:16:35
      Siwwy man... by esbita2008-09-16 09:06:18
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-09-16 04:00:01
Epic Fail for Hieraco :-( by Hieraco2008-09-16 03:42:14
  Where is the course? (n/t) by oedlan2008-09-16 06:27:41
  Let her do the course ? by Cokish2008-09-16 05:28:09
  If I had the time I think it would be worth by shargo2008-09-16 04:14:42
    Heh.. I'll be in Gothenburg tomorrow too. by Corvus_One2008-09-16 04:57:15
      Dang that would have been a nice Get Together by Hieraco2008-09-16 05:46:00
  There are other solutions: by ideur2008-09-16 04:10:34
    I like the bablefish idea. by Hieraco2008-09-16 04:44:47
      Sure you can. by Sharku2008-09-16 05:35:21
Question for Berliner UFies. by voltigeur2008-09-16 02:30:24
  Regarding the bus by ripley82008-09-16 04:29:11
  Too bad you had no recording device handy. by UnFair2008-09-16 04:21:55
    I'm British! :o) by voltigeur2008-09-16 04:42:50
  I went to Germany too last summer. by EnzoMatrix2008-09-16 04:13:11
  Thanks all. by voltigeur2008-09-16 03:19:19
    It's probably going to be 60 Euros. by ErniePi2008-09-16 04:02:18
  probably just a fine... by LJENS2008-09-16 02:46:02
    The control guys are not officials. by ripley82008-09-16 03:00:56
  It probably cost him 40 EUR. by leonidus2008-09-16 02:45:14
    He got off pretty cheap. by Sharku2008-09-16 06:21:50
  If it is his first time by martyny2008-09-16 02:43:21
WTH am I doing up at almost 5:30am??? o.O (n/t) by kahuana2008-09-16 02:28:58
  going to the gym? by morenna2008-09-16 04:47:58
  Playing Spore? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-09-16 04:25:15
  Depeds from which way you're coming... by Vectorz2008-09-16 02:34:25
  I dunno, thats when I got up too by Rogue19712008-09-16 02:30:59
    Hey, I've been up all night. by Helphyre2008-09-16 02:39:17
      That's what I meant. by kahuana2008-09-16 08:54:09
On the off chance to start a flame war: Gas prices by klar_at_work2008-09-16 01:41:51
  According to MSN Autos... by sterling_ag2008-09-16 07:04:36
  I was tempted to ask for a charitable receipt. by kahuana2008-09-16 02:26:55
    On the same street, within a half-mile, I saw: by carthax2008-09-16 04:53:18
      Remember, the Govt is asking people to by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 07:26:54
  Flame war? You think we can afford to burn it? (n/t) by vectorz2008-09-16 01:49:57
    Exactly. The only flame-war we could afford .. by aix tom2008-09-16 01:56:00
      phew... by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 02:11:52
        Nah, WMDs are outlawed, you know. (n/t) by aix tom2008-09-16 02:12:46
          Weopons of Monumental Disgustingness? (n/t) by Purest2008-09-16 04:18:54
Mini ITX type systems -- Jetway? by PSYCHOI3OY2008-09-16 01:19:37
  Jetway is ...o.k. Nothing special but not bad by Classic_Jon2008-09-16 07:49:54
    Just curious (as I occasionally need reliable by kahuana2008-09-16 08:50:48
  Ok, $250 including ram isn't bad by PSYCHOI3OY2008-09-16 02:59:58
    OR by PSYCHOI3OY2008-09-16 03:18:22
      Go with newegg. mini-box's support is a bit lack- by kahuana2008-09-16 08:45:54
  I have a Jetway mobo by TheCatMan2008-09-16 02:45:15
  I have two J7F2WEG2E-OLFLV. by kahuana2008-09-16 01:33:46
    Silent was probably too strong a word by PSYCHOI3OY2008-09-16 02:00:38
      For my application I wanted >1 gigabit. by kahuana2008-09-16 02:14:04
        There appear to be Jetway Hybrid boards by PSYCHOI3OY2008-09-16 02:30:20
      I can see you haven't played with 40mm fans before by Astro-g2008-09-16 02:03:00
  You might consider an ALIX (PC Engines). by hobbs2008-09-16 01:30:29
Off to do my skid control course by Hieraco2008-09-16 01:07:24
  Hopefully one thing.... by shargo2008-09-16 05:03:18
  Only thing I learned the last time by Eroen2008-09-16 02:57:35
    ouch! No serious injuries I hope by shargo2008-09-16 04:58:36
  Thsy should be able to teach you by oldphart2008-09-16 02:26:03
    Oh I wouldn't be surprised at all if H can teach by shargo2008-09-16 05:05:16
  Um besegur der yum de dilldyhoo.. by RetiQlum22008-09-16 01:30:27
    I am VERY happy that I didn't drank any by shargo2008-09-16 04:56:55
    BAWAHAH well done by Hieraco2008-09-16 03:35:13
Public Service Announcement by kyrasantae2008-09-16 01:01:00
  {{{kyrasantae}}} by Miss L. Anyus2008-09-16 11:13:25
  can I put this on a sign and post it at work? by morenna2008-09-16 04:51:10
  When not in use, happy fun ball should be by hobbs2008-09-16 01:42:58
  {{{kyrasantae}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-09-16 01:10:39
    It's the one thing I miss the most about Finland by kyrasantae2008-09-16 01:12:13
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-09-16 01:00:02
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-09-16 00:40:57
  *sneaks in* by Nea2008-09-16 08:44:39
  *drags in* by hactar the uhhh2008-09-16 05:55:57
    *tucks blanket around hactar* (n/t) by aprylmae2008-09-16 05:57:23
      *eats the blanket* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 06:04:14
        *retucks hactar into inedible blanket* (n/t) by aprylmae2008-09-16 06:06:52
  {{{Treehugger}}} by aprylmae2008-09-16 05:40:56
  *puts BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2008-09-16 05:40:09
    *serves sgrunt a piping hot cup of by aprylmae2008-09-16 06:44:36
      You again! by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:04:16
        Me again! by aprylmae2008-09-16 07:12:00
          :o by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:13:40
            Hey, that's not nice by aprylmae2008-09-16 07:28:02
              You again! Again! by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:31:23
                Me again! Again! by aprylmae2008-09-16 07:33:13
                  Not again! by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:36:46
                    *eats sgrunt's resume* by aprylmae2008-09-16 07:39:41
                      *prints up more resumes* by sgrunt2008-09-16 07:53:01
                        *takes resumes to HR* by aprylmae2008-09-16 07:55:34
                          *eats HR department's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-09-16 08:08:40
                            hmmm, I see no real difference (n/t) by aprylmae2008-09-16 08:24:48
  I haz t3h buzy by y2kdragon2008-09-16 04:08:15
  Backups should be banned by naqoyqatsi2008-09-16 03:07:10
    Errrrrm... teeny little bit of a legal requirement by Jeff_UK2008-09-16 04:09:25
  * Emergency Delivery * by smiffy2008-09-16 03:01:17
    *sips... sinuses explode* by Treehugger2008-09-16 03:16:32
  Good morning by vectorz2008-09-16 01:50:32
    *is ministered to and feels better for it* by Treehugger2008-09-16 03:15:43
  *wheels in a big cake with ... 51 candles on it * by tommiRF2008-09-16 01:24:32
    * Takes some cake * by smiffy2008-09-16 03:03:48
      it's past 11 our time by tommiRF2008-09-16 04:00:29
    *serves a BAS* by Treehugger2008-09-16 01:37:49
  {{{Treehugger}}} by FNORDer2008-09-16 00:51:35
  {{{{{Treehugger}}}}} by Snate2008-09-16 00:44:14
    *snuggles firemites and lemsip* by Treehugger2008-09-16 00:47:07
  wont make much difference to me... by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 00:42:10
    *serves BAS strong enough to disolve a horseshoe* by Treehugger2008-09-16 00:43:28
      *watches the shimmering air as the steam from BAS by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 00:48:48
Proverb quiz by Spisefisken2008-09-16 00:35:57
  A fool and his money by y2kdragon2008-09-16 04:06:58
  S2T H4S by smiffy2008-09-16 02:59:04
    Doh! by smiffy2008-09-16 03:06:11
      That aside, wouldn't it be "S2T H5S"? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-09-16 09:48:31
  Easy come...easy go by Hieraco2008-09-16 01:04:11
    Penny wise pound foolish. by RetiQlum22008-09-16 01:18:11
      I guess that can work too. by Hieraco2008-09-16 03:32:29
        Or maybe... by manxmania2008-09-16 03:36:12
      In for a penny, in for a pound. by manxmania2008-09-16 01:35:14
        <Deleted><Deleted>2008-09-16 05:19:30
          Mod'd: Double (n/t) by Tyop2008-09-16 05:19:49
          MODS! Some dummy posted this twice! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-09-16 03:15:08
        One in the hand is worth two in the bush. by RetiQlum22008-09-16 03:13:54
        A lesson learned is knowledge earned. by Spisefisken2008-09-16 01:57:22
          It never rains but it pours by sazzer2008-09-16 02:02:54
            Karma is a bXXXX. by Mad Marty2008-09-16 02:32:11
Atlanta GA UFie meet ? by klar_at_work2008-09-16 00:31:53
  Repost when they get home from work as well by Snate2008-09-16 00:50:05
    Maybe I can ask Kickstart to set it up as a by klar_at_work2008-09-16 00:55:05
      :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-09-16 00:59:07
        Panama City, FL UFie meet in October? by klar_at_work2008-09-16 01:43:30
  What time/date? by WolfenOne2008-09-16 00:45:33
    Most likely October, somewhere week 41/42 by klar_at_work2008-09-16 00:53:56
CotD (Compliments of the Day) by Spisefisken2008-09-16 00:27:36
  One smart guy by MatthewDBA2008-09-16 05:31:40
  Denismv by voxwoman2008-09-16 04:11:30
  So secret his compliments are classified... by FNORDer2008-09-16 00:52:29
  pleasant chappie... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 00:34:01
  {{{Spisefisken}}} There's no need to apologize, by Snate2008-09-16 00:32:51
  Dennismv by Snate2008-09-16 00:30:52
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-09-16 00:21:58
A Tribute to Richard Wright by tommiRF2008-09-16 00:13:08
  Above the planet on a wing and a prayer... by jdelphiki2008-09-16 05:11:01
  So sad... by Purest2008-09-16 04:28:55
  He's gone to The Great Gig In The Sky. (n/t) by kahuana2008-09-16 01:21:38
  * plays the piano part of Us & Them, unaccompanied (n/t) by hobbs2008-09-16 01:08:53
  ... by Fritriac2008-09-16 00:54:32
  Sysyphus parts I and II by smiffy2008-09-16 00:28:07
  *Raises coffee.* by EnzoMatrix2008-09-16 00:22:46
unga... fronga... by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 00:07:15
  Aaaaaaaaa, Ying Ton, Ying Tong, Ying Tong by Treehugger2008-09-16 00:42:57
    Ibble fooble foop foop foop baZOOO (n/t) by oot2008-09-16 04:07:33
    Stop with that sinful modern-type singing there by FNORDer2008-09-16 02:22:46
      Niddle naddle noo! by smiffy2008-09-16 02:54:53
        Ye Gindrelous Goundrels! by FNORDer2008-09-16 04:10:16
  Several Species of Small Furry Animals... by RetiQlum22008-09-16 00:38:03
    OK, if you love that song... by smiffy2008-09-16 03:08:15
      Mary. by RetiQlum22008-09-16 03:19:17
  Oooh Eee Ooo-Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla-Walla ding-dong by Hieraco2008-09-16 00:20:18
    That's "bing-bang" - not "ding-dong" by ChuckAB2008-09-16 04:55:38
    Threadjack! by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 00:22:41
      Alcohol didn't solve your problem?! (n/t) by Skelwar2008-09-16 04:49:22
      Sorry, I'm out of Ideas then. by Hieraco2008-09-16 00:32:24
  there, there, easy boy by Klymer2008-09-16 00:18:10
    *looks sideways at klymer* by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 00:20:03
  I think you messed up somewhere. by Snate2008-09-16 00:08:45
    quick... open a french restaurant!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 00:09:55
      Rats? by smiffy2008-09-16 00:26:01
  insanity... there's a method to it. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-09-16 00:08:01
Translations by Nea2008-09-16 00:01:01
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by kilessan2008-09-16 00:09:20
    by kilessan by kilessan2008-09-16 00:10:02
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-09-16 00:00:00
  TheWaitressstaredatBullfrogbythepowerofGreyskull by Hieraco2008-09-16 00:01:01

 

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