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Cartoon for Aug 25, 2008
Strip for Aug 25, 2008
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UFiecle: Regarding internet over mains.... by mekkanik_mike2008-08-25 23:16:54
  not a good idea by robertltux2009-06-06 17:26:23
  Which 3 rooms? Kitchen, beds? by JoeP2008-08-27 15:45:34
  With the availability of thin-air cabling by SciSSorS2008-08-26 00:39:27
  Gah! PLC by c3po2008-08-25 23:43:47
  It's possible, but you'd need a by hadji2008-08-25 23:25:59
  I don't think so. by oedlan2008-08-25 23:25:29
    And specifically the "user comments" by kahuana2008-08-26 07:37:21
      s/power bar/surge bar/ by kahuana2008-08-26 07:39:50
looking at todays QC by c3po2008-08-25 23:04:20
I'm thinking of shaving my head and wearing by toysbfun2008-08-25 22:39:55
  Shaving head - √ O.K. by Hieraco2008-08-25 23:33:01
  it is a dumb idea! by c3po2008-08-25 23:11:59
  Too much tequila? (n/t) by fudje2008-08-25 23:11:19
Good morning by oedlan2008-08-25 22:26:32
What I've decided on, network-wise: by sgrunt2008-08-25 21:57:02
  *moves in next-door to sgrunt* by MrTrick2008-08-25 22:03:24
    Does sgrunt have a cat ? :-) by SciSSorS2008-08-26 00:51:24
    Now then, we can't have by sgrunt2008-08-25 22:28:41
      Of course you can, by oedlan2008-08-25 22:30:31
        Here now, people, let's keep this by firehawk2008-08-26 00:05:25
Why are they torturing me!? by MrTrick2008-08-25 21:54:06
  GL by dml337ira2008-08-25 22:23:45
    Thanks. :-) by MrTrick2008-08-25 22:25:31
  0.0 (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-08-25 21:56:27
    Uh, not completely out of the blue. by MrTrick2008-08-25 22:23:23
Invoke: Illiad... by mekkanik_mike2008-08-25 21:53:43
Barbeque maintenance question by bimkins2008-08-25 21:15:12
  Normal function by Hieraco2008-08-25 23:25:49
  I'm fairly sure it's normal by Menetlaus2008-08-25 21:20:06
    The trouble is the fact that almost no by bimkins2008-08-25 21:24:13
      Get professional help. by manxmania2008-08-25 23:53:32
      Check for spider(web)s in the venturi by Myke2008-08-25 21:50:33
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-08-25 21:00:01
Olympic Recap pics went 404? by DesiredUsername2008-08-25 20:03:04
  search for link in google, and look at the cahced by Woodburn2008-08-26 11:28:34
A new letter!!! by oot2008-08-25 19:58:18
  "Questioning individuals"? by toysbfun2008-08-25 20:20:10
    People who are uncertain by oot2008-08-25 22:07:30
      How is that something one wouldn't know? by toysbfun2008-08-25 22:37:04
        Even if you are a woman? (n/t) by vdp2008-08-25 23:30:54
    Spanish Inquisition? (n/t) by vetitice2008-08-25 20:36:40
      Look out sin... by grremlins2008-08-25 20:58:46
  Google says by UGuardian2008-08-25 20:00:48
anyone interested in a city of villians.. by Garrinka2008-08-25 19:57:57
  adding this over in Ufiebay... (n/t) by Garrinka2008-08-25 20:02:05
Are old programming books any good? by UGuardian2008-08-25 19:41:42
  More or less depends on the language by Intrinsic2008-08-25 23:17:46
Yummm!!! The pickles came out nice and sour! by voxwoman2008-08-25 19:21:21
  You know...pickles keep better in Phoenix. by firehawk2008-08-26 00:10:21
why do I feel so dirty.. I feel rotten inside by Garrinka2008-08-25 19:04:09
  {{{Garrinka}}} You're NOT money-grubbing... by firehawk2008-08-26 00:17:37
  {{{{{garrinka}}}}} by Bellator2008-08-25 20:20:02
    did you *even sleep* sick boy? *hugs* :) by Garrinka2008-08-25 20:22:06
      I am asleep by Bellator2008-08-25 20:27:59
        not if you are propped up by pillows ;) by Garrinka2008-08-25 20:32:48
          Yes mother... by Bellator2008-08-25 20:42:49
  ya I know guys.. I know.. by Garrinka2008-08-25 19:18:30
    No strength required. by Illiad2008-08-25 19:32:13
      How did I miss that? by ag__wyvern2008-08-25 19:44:26
      donna torque off the benevolent dictator..gotcha by Garrinka2008-08-25 19:39:18
        Na stoopid, just optimistic. :D by themadkansan2008-08-25 19:49:56
          thanks hon *hugs* by Garrinka2008-08-25 19:52:04
      ...HEY! JERKY!!! by themadkansan2008-08-25 19:34:05
    Sooner started, sooner finished. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-08-25 19:19:49
      I got the number.. gonna call tomarrow.. by Garrinka2008-08-25 19:22:48
        Yup. by themadkansan2008-08-25 19:30:21
          well Ufiebay some stuff :) by Garrinka2008-08-25 19:48:31
            Nothing worth selling. by themadkansan2008-08-25 19:52:39
  An honnorable guy would by joecrouse2008-08-25 19:18:11
  Just do it by DesiredUsername2008-08-25 19:13:23
  He's using that attitude against you. by themadkansan2008-08-25 19:12:11
  haven't followed of late, but... by ag__wyvern2008-08-25 19:11:09
Attn: Cluttersquad by radiowave9112008-08-25 18:14:31
*snif Casey and Andy is now truly over. by Snate2008-08-25 17:55:09
archaeological comeons by cyberspooked2008-08-25 17:30:46
  *snerk* BAHAHAHAHA :-D by Snate2008-08-25 17:32:58
    ???? (n/t) by cyberspooked2008-08-25 18:07:51
      What day is 4 days away from today? by radiowave9112008-08-25 18:16:27
        oh by cyberspooked2008-08-25 18:21:59
          No apology needed by radiowave9112008-08-25 18:25:33
            I find lines like that have no age limit..... by cyberspooked2008-08-25 18:32:33
Dear Diabetic Supply Companies... by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 16:56:19
  TrueTrack. by skippy-ish_guy2008-08-25 19:16:12
  I'm curious by binkley2008-08-25 19:02:37
  Medicine is not made to help you. by themadkansan2008-08-25 17:12:31
    I dunno. Profit=incentive. by Lab Rat2008-08-25 17:23:23
      Provided you can pay the piper. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-08-25 17:33:23
        Provided I do not have to wait for months/years by Lab Rat2008-08-25 17:37:00
          It IS rationed. by Peace_man2008-08-25 18:12:43
            Your point? (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-25 18:53:56
              Best healthcare money can buy. by themadkansan2008-08-25 19:00:00
                On this Michelle Obama Agrees by DesertRat662008-08-25 19:50:01
                  About time someone pointed that out. by VivianC2008-08-25 20:33:46
                On that, you would be wrong.... (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-25 19:07:26
                  Nup. Proven several times, both myself and by themadkansan2008-08-25 19:16:24
                    That is due to processing costs. by VivianC2008-08-25 20:23:50
                      I mean like 1/3 of what it would have cost if ther by themadkansan2008-08-25 20:39:09
                        Uhm, and? by VivianC2008-08-25 21:15:20
                        Sounds about right by DesertRat662008-08-25 21:06:41
    And the rest of the western world wonders why by toysbfun2008-08-25 17:22:02
      We don't wonder by smut2008-08-25 17:32:02
        Well, since you so kindly offer the service to us. by Peace_man2008-08-25 18:11:37
          Have you tried American "beer"? Need I continue? by grremlins2008-08-25 19:33:12
            ...with the bladder acting as a reactor? (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-26 00:20:00
          Saying universal health care is... by leistico2008-08-25 19:19:47
            Apply that same logic to the by Peace_man2008-08-25 20:39:37
          We eat too much and exercise too little. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-08-25 18:14:39
        A generalization. by toysbfun2008-08-25 17:39:08
What if I name a Google medical calendar "golf"? by toysbfun2008-08-25 16:35:12
  I still think numbers or initials would be better by josie_beller2008-08-25 18:49:44
  *snerk* Open Comments? (n/t) by Snate2008-08-25 16:44:02
Does Nany Pelosi know where natural gas by Lab Rat2008-08-25 16:10:18
  Maybe she was talking about this? by swisscheese2008-08-25 20:57:47
  Natural gas is a byproduct of Chineese Food by joecrouse2008-08-25 20:08:09
    Isn't Kimchee Korean? (n/t) by ripley82008-08-25 23:57:57
  It's natural. That means it's good. Duh. (n/t) by jiteo2008-08-25 17:35:19
    Bwahahahahaha11 (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-25 17:55:41
    All natural hemlock tea! by toysbfun2008-08-25 17:40:35
  A lot of people don't think of natural gas by toysbfun2008-08-25 16:15:44
    Well... by swisscheese2008-08-25 20:47:04
    Just people who failed 5th grade science.... (n/t by Lab Rat2008-08-25 16:18:06
      The Fox Network prefers to call them by toysbfun2008-08-25 16:30:49
        I wonder how many congresscritters would lose (n/t by Lab Rat2008-08-25 17:31:52
          AFAIK, no one has won yet, so probably all of them (n/t) by quilting_kitty2008-08-25 20:02:35
  so many jokes so little time..... by cyberspooked2008-08-25 16:14:06
Talked with 3 repair places about my TV by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 15:49:56
ATTN: Merlin by imrambi2008-08-25 15:09:31
Reverse of anthropomorphism? by SnappingTurtle2008-08-25 15:08:08
  I can't remember the english term for it by cyberspooked2008-08-25 16:54:29
  Potentially a Compliment. =) by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 16:01:13
  Observation? by Hieraco2008-08-25 15:22:13
  msihpromoporhtna? by kahuana2008-08-25 15:14:42
    I didn't have a problem pronouncing it... by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 16:04:21
      0.o by cyberspooked2008-08-25 16:41:27
        Wuss... =D by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 16:45:14
          I'll pass...... by cyberspooked2008-08-25 16:50:58
            (Giggles) Ok, BTDT, GTTS... by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 17:00:29
              oops and what is this thing? by cyberspooked2008-08-25 17:07:20
                Just as long as you do NOT hear phrases like... by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 17:22:17
                  those sounds usually are heard by cyberspooked2008-08-25 17:26:57
          There's an old web comic I think you'll like. (n/t) by Snate2008-08-25 16:48:13
            ATTN: ShadowSystems You've Got Mail :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-08-25 17:01:11
            And which one would that be? by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 16:57:01
              Check your mail (n/t) by Snate2008-08-25 17:01:36
                XD BAH HAHAHahahahahaahhaaaa... by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 17:25:12
                  It's really a spoof more than anything else by Snate2008-08-25 17:29:36
    Erm... could have done with that warning in the by confused.brit2008-08-25 15:16:11
      e-7i? (n/t) by Yog_Sothoth2008-08-25 15:26:20
  ...something furry related? (n/t) by raptor_872008-08-25 15:11:07
  Animorphism? (n/t) by Stuka2008-08-25 15:08:49
    I have all 54 of their books :-) by dodrian2008-08-25 15:09:38
      ^5 I never got 'em all, but enjoyed what I read ( (n/t) by josie_beller2008-08-25 18:54:11
If Native Americans had been left to themselves to by hadji2008-08-25 15:04:41
  There's a guy at work we call by voxwoman2008-08-25 19:19:42
  and more by Bastetsmuse2008-08-25 15:10:10
    and more by cyberspooked2008-08-25 16:21:06
  And you know who'd be running the companies... by kahuana2008-08-25 15:09:32
    And the sitting President would have to be... by bitflipper2008-08-25 15:22:13
Excellence is unacceptable in Connecticut by Lab Rat2008-08-25 14:56:28
  Heh, that can be annoying... (n/t) by imperito2008-08-25 20:01:44
  Parental politics? by kf4oyt2008-08-25 19:11:02
  Is 40MPH really that fast? by snooze_button2008-08-25 16:00:21
    40mph for a 9yo... by themadkansan2008-08-25 17:17:35
      Hit? WTF was that whooshing blur going by? (n/t) by grremlins2008-08-25 18:18:23
  um hold on here guys.. an answer maybe? :) by Garrinka2008-08-25 15:26:44
    fastinating discussion guys.. but... by Garrinka2008-08-25 16:06:30
      So that's why my clothes are so dirty! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-25 16:11:48
    I don't know what leagues are available by Peace_man2008-08-25 15:43:31
      Part of sportsmanship is not acting by Lab Rat2008-08-25 15:58:07
    I agree to a point. If the coach of the by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 15:43:18
      well at least in the youth organizations on post.. by Garrinka2008-08-25 15:53:54
        The organization and the *how* of how it is by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 15:55:20
          that is very true.. I was luckly I guess :) by Garrinka2008-08-25 15:57:30
    He may not be able to join an older league by Lab Rat2008-08-25 15:30:21
      same thing happens when "gifted kids" by Garrinka2008-08-25 15:35:32
        and how many here were not allowed by joecrouse2008-08-25 17:58:10
        Gotta disagree with you on that by Lab Rat2008-08-25 15:41:25
          well hon.. if you ever have a kid.. :) by Garrinka2008-08-25 15:47:10
            Doubt it :-) (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-25 16:03:31
  What tha... *has no words*.... by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 15:17:52
    Can't make creme brulee from turnips. by themadkansan2008-08-25 15:35:36
      My coach in soccer somehow got everyone to by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 15:54:15
        Are you suggesting that by Ston2008-08-25 16:48:22
  I have a sudden urge to rewatch 'The Incredibles' (n/t) by archnerd2008-08-25 15:08:45
  hurrah mediocrity! (n/t) by subbywan2008-08-25 15:06:53
  Just sad. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-08-25 14:59:14
    seconded (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-25 15:02:47
Ow... poor poor me by Bellator2008-08-25 14:51:17
  just got over strep throat myself by emlaabs2008-08-25 15:34:02
  awww poor hon :( by Garrinka2008-08-25 15:00:34
    Thank you by Bellator2008-08-25 15:06:30
      Get feeling better, guy (n/t) by bitflipper2008-08-25 15:29:25
Dragon Boats RULE. by Nashville2008-08-25 14:50:57
So, I have dice, and I have wax crayons. by McNutcase2008-08-25 14:40:55
  "Color" the numbers in on the dice by bitflipper2008-08-25 14:47:06
    Ah, the joys of not playing D&D ;) by McNutcase2008-08-25 14:49:00
  Alcohol by DesertRat662008-08-25 14:45:59
    Feh. The only alcohol I have is for drinking. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-08-25 14:46:44
  Color the dice face and wipe the excess. (n/t) by lheggland2008-08-25 14:45:32
    That simple? by McNutcase2008-08-25 14:46:07
UFicle Help needed: Webmail access by undrcvrparothed2008-08-25 14:32:32
  POP3 is common but not IMAP. Hmmmmmm by shargo2008-08-25 14:52:07
  Yahoo used to be able to collect mail from other by confused.brit2008-08-25 14:41:41
    GMail does POP3 from other accounts (n/t) by merlin2008-08-25 14:47:40
  Does mail2web do IMAP? (n/t) by intrinsic2008-08-25 14:39:53
    It does! That's exactly what I was looking for. by undrcvrparothed2008-08-25 14:58:16
  Obvious answer is move your server back to a by merlin2008-08-25 14:37:17
    I wish I could do that by undrcvrparothed2008-08-25 14:56:48
Moving update. by sgrunt2008-08-25 13:55:17
  A very low-cost possible alternative: by Danu2008-08-25 23:18:48
  Sneak through wallplates to get through walls by snooze_button2008-08-25 15:08:19
  Hollow baseboards (pliths) to run cables through? by UnFair2008-08-25 14:51:01
  Can you remove a small section of baseboard... by jdelphiki2008-08-25 14:42:31
    That leaves the baseboard off the wall by Menetlaus2008-08-25 14:50:45
      It might be possible, however... by jdelphiki2008-08-25 19:19:52
  Gaffer Tape is your friend by intrinsic2008-08-25 14:36:32
  Route the cables along the base boards. Depending by techi8702008-08-25 14:33:41
    Yep. You can also buy... by jdelphiki2008-08-25 14:44:01
      And you can even get some that are designed by merlin2008-08-25 14:49:33
        I don't know what part of the world you live in by UnFair2008-08-25 14:57:59
  Is going wireless an option? (n/t) by NDwight2008-08-25 14:32:51
    ^Seconded (sorta) by Menetlaus2008-08-25 14:46:05
      I take it you havent considered mains ethernet by confused.brit2008-08-25 14:52:49
        in appartments like that they are subject by joecrouse2008-08-25 18:35:52
  If possible put all cables at the floor by shargo2008-08-25 14:07:16
  What about mains ethernet? by confused.brit2008-08-25 14:02:13
  Get plenum rated cabling and run it through the AC by merlin2008-08-25 13:56:36
    No AC - no ducts. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-08-25 13:57:17
      Well that scratches that idea. by merlin2008-08-25 14:06:55
  ATTN: UFicle in the above post. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-08-25 13:55:45
2 1/2lb of Egremont russet apples \0/ by confused.brit2008-08-25 13:36:39
  Our trees give very sour apples. by dodrian2008-08-25 14:39:41
    Really big, tough green apples? by confused.brit2008-08-25 14:44:21
      Yeah, that kind :P by dodrian2008-08-25 14:48:27
        Looking at their website, by dodrian2008-08-25 15:11:02
  Lucky you. The apples in my garden have a bitter by UnFair2008-08-25 14:07:46
    When it comes to apples, you may be able by Peace_man2008-08-25 14:18:14
      Yep, you can even graft apples, pears and quince by UnFair2008-08-25 15:07:41
    It should. Here that is just what we get. by confused.brit2008-08-25 14:11:30
      Hmmm, here's annother place to visit, thank you. by UnFair2008-08-25 14:27:56
        ~nods~ Russets are pretty hardy by confused.brit2008-08-25 14:29:55
*bwahahahahhahahaha* From the Inbox by merlin2008-08-25 13:22:06
  :-D (n/t) by dodrian2008-08-25 13:33:52
Singers who have *not* been waylaid by the temptat by ag__wyvern2008-08-25 13:17:40
  Norah Jones? (n/t) by vdp2008-08-25 23:44:18
  Contemporary to Cash? by altordwm2008-08-25 13:43:39
  Define "temptation" by bitflipper2008-08-25 13:27:04
  Depends on how wide you cast your net by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 13:21:28
Rumor has it that I'm going to be in by hadji2008-08-25 13:14:54
  KC area? Where? by jdelphiki2008-08-25 14:33:13
    Oi! by raptor_872008-08-25 15:28:14
      Noted. (n/t) by hadji2008-08-25 15:29:20
    Will do. I don't know where I'll be staying yet. (n/t) by hadji2008-08-25 14:48:17
  Drop me a line and we can take you by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 14:05:42
    I'll need watching at the range. by hadji2008-08-25 14:07:41
      We can start with the little ones and a by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 14:21:52
      Oh, we'll watch alright. by merlin2008-08-25 14:10:36
        Classic_Jon said he wanted no witnesses by hadji2008-08-25 14:17:35
          Shhh! Why do you think I have been by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 14:25:17
            HAH!!! I knew it!!! (n/t) by merlin2008-08-25 14:36:00
              Drat! , my internal monlogue was turned off again by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 14:37:05
  Watch out for those bricks! (n/t) by SnArL2008-08-25 13:37:03
    Oh no . . . by hadji2008-08-25 13:43:10
      Free-range bricks are healthier for you and taste by bitflipper2008-08-25 13:48:27
        They're a might ornerier though (n/t) by merlin2008-08-25 13:57:45
          Well yeah . . . by hadji2008-08-25 14:06:12
            And bigger too!! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 14:07:25
              All the women have told me that that part is a by hadji2008-08-25 14:09:21
                Shucks, 'tain't the size; it's the hardness by bitflipper2008-08-25 14:11:05
                  Absolutely! by hadji2008-08-25 14:19:05
                    *puts brick on Hadji's foot* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 15:05:23
  RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by Rogue19712008-08-25 13:30:01
  Whereabouts in the Dallas area? by merlin2008-08-25 13:21:05
    All over. by hadji2008-08-25 13:27:03
      Ah, okay. When I first saw your subject, by merlin2008-08-25 13:28:00
        :-D (n/t) by hadji2008-08-25 13:28:36
Why is it that on my MySpace account by Rogue19712008-08-25 13:05:22
  Its the word female draws em by confused.brit2008-08-25 13:07:52
    it only started after I changed my avatar by Rogue19712008-08-25 13:45:22
    Yeah MySpace seems to be nothing but a spam magnet by Snate2008-08-25 13:10:51
      Spam, yummy by fnord_hero2008-08-25 13:20:37
  Any chance it's your jerk ex messing with you? (n/ (n/t) by ag__wyvern2008-08-25 13:07:14
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! by Rogue19712008-08-25 13:09:33
  Bots. by McNutcase2008-08-25 13:06:46
    What McNutcase said. by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 14:39:12
BAH!!! That's $125 down the tubes by merlin2008-08-25 12:56:13
  Rebooting is repair technique #1. (n/t) by MaxWilder2008-08-25 13:03:04
    But I really don't like rebooting a production by merlin2008-08-25 13:06:43
      Me either. But.... by grremlins2008-08-25 18:34:41
  As I understand it was you that found by shargo2008-08-25 13:02:45
    While I agree, their policy is basically if we by merlin2008-08-25 13:05:45
      It is a bit unclear but there is something called by shargo2008-08-25 13:22:11
        Yeah, but when we canceled our $2,000 by merlin2008-08-25 13:23:47
    Agree (n/t) by vampire2008-08-25 13:04:02
What are the rules of weapon handling again by confused.brit2008-08-25 12:52:52
  What. an. idiot! by DesertRat662008-08-25 13:17:58
    I don't think he can. by VivianC2008-08-25 14:11:18
      Air rifles= bb guns by confused.brit2008-08-25 14:14:45
        Hope the kid will be ok.. by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 15:33:09
          If the muzzle energy is above a certain limit... by McNutcase2008-08-25 15:57:40
            Small round, soft skull... depending on the range. by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 16:02:26
              Maximum muzzle energy with no licence... by McNutcase2008-08-25 16:13:35
  It's in the title, or rather right below it. by ripley82008-08-25 12:56:36
    Sorry, i scanned. by confused.brit2008-08-25 12:57:14
Wish me Luck by laserman2008-08-25 12:50:26
  Luck++ by confused.brit2008-08-25 12:53:23
    Oooohhh, the waves... by bitflipper2008-08-25 12:55:33
      They're vibes bitflipper... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-25 12:56:37
        Vibes, waves, c'mon by bitflipper2008-08-25 13:03:41
  Best Luck by bitflipper2008-08-25 12:52:58
US election thread of the day. by Peace_man2008-08-25 12:50:12
  Bad pick. This pleases me. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-25 14:25:38
  Obama weekend gaffes... by VivianC2008-08-25 13:37:21
  Any opinions on Biden? by dodrian2008-08-25 13:30:19
    One thing on Biden and Foreign Affairs by DesertRat662008-08-25 14:05:18
      And he voted for the war. (n/t) by VivianC2008-08-25 14:12:12
        The obvious excuse to that one by DesertRat662008-08-25 14:49:29
          That brings up another thing which annoys me by dodrian2008-08-25 15:06:33
            Two words "easy target" and why nail Obama by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 16:12:27
    Good or Bad depending on your point of view by DesertRat662008-08-25 13:48:00
      That's a funny video. by dodrian2008-08-25 14:07:07
        That's not funny by DesertRat662008-08-25 14:10:05
    Bad Pick by VivianC2008-08-25 13:44:41
      Very true :-/ (n/t) by dodrian2008-08-25 13:50:34
    As you say, Biden does bring foreign by Peace_man2008-08-25 13:42:25
      With regard to Change, he has specifically by merlin2008-08-25 13:48:59
        The more important question might be: by Peace_man2008-08-25 13:54:54
    I think Obama picked Biden specifically because by merlin2008-08-25 13:40:49
      Perhaps, but... by jdelphiki2008-08-25 14:39:28
  Interesting slip of the tongue on the radio today by DesertRat662008-08-25 13:12:58
  Is this what the Public Funding Only is by Peace_man2008-08-25 13:03:06
    As much as I disagree with Madonna, by dodrian2008-08-25 13:22:12
      FEC might think otherwise by DesertRat662008-08-25 13:26:26
        That would be amusing! by dodrian2008-08-25 13:33:28
          Not Cheney by DesertRat662008-08-25 13:35:43
      But where Madonna could get in trouble is if by merlin2008-08-25 13:25:20
        And that is precisely the phony bologna laws by altordwm2008-08-25 13:29:39
          I tend to like my dad's idea by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 13:39:15
            Does that enable someone like Bill Gates by Peace_man2008-08-25 13:46:35
              Like I said, keeping track and publishing: good. by altordwm2008-08-25 13:53:07
              Gates can already give quite a bit of money by merlin2008-08-25 13:52:05
          There has to be SOME limits, IMO. by Peace_man2008-08-25 13:35:22
Hey, My holiday photos! by Jeff_uk2008-08-25 12:21:01
I've been told by a few people that I fit the by SnArL2008-08-25 12:18:34
  I've always been absolutely fascinated by fires... by Jeff_uk2008-08-25 12:24:57
I have never understood our(read U.S.) by tesla_koil2008-08-25 12:11:03
  strongly agree by aprylmae2008-08-25 13:41:07
  Hmm, lots of nuance involved but, here goes by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 13:32:54
  It's the breastfeeding bit that puzzles me. by esbita2008-08-25 13:16:16
    I agree with you completely. by jmaxsohmer2008-08-25 14:57:33
    "Not fair, but such is life." by Danu2008-08-25 13:42:52
    Well the kid blocks the view! by BloodyViking2008-08-25 13:41:37
    Well of course by DesertRat662008-08-25 13:19:15
    Its all about maturity. by confused.brit2008-08-25 13:19:13
      You're right! by SnArL2008-08-25 13:35:57
  Women have to stand up for the right to nurse. by spud2008-08-25 12:58:29
    I breastfed my son, right smack by aprylmae2008-08-25 13:21:31
    I am so-o-o-o tempted to say something Friday-ish by bitflipper2008-08-25 13:06:41
  As the Aussies said... by Illiad2008-08-25 12:33:36
    Yeah, but even here by sonja2008-08-25 13:08:34
    And I'm reminded of an encounter... by McNutcase2008-08-25 12:35:26
  All I know... by Nea2008-08-25 12:24:03
  Simple by bitflipper2008-08-25 12:18:28
    Some of us, anyway by lshurr2008-08-25 13:50:20
      Good points by bitflipper2008-08-25 14:01:05
        Very good analysis. by Peace_man2008-08-25 14:14:32
          Yeah, it does that by bitflipper2008-08-25 14:34:11
            Agree with you and Peace_Man... by lshurr2008-08-25 15:59:58
            The censorship here is more along the by Peace_man2008-08-25 15:05:57
              That's kind of the same scenario... by bitflipper2008-08-25 15:14:47
            It is possible, bitflipper. by confused.brit2008-08-25 14:50:44
              Lessee, as I recall,... by bitflipper2008-08-25 15:04:24
                If you reread by confused.brit2008-08-25 15:14:51
                  I'll take that as a compliment by bitflipper2008-08-25 15:16:06
    Its funny I don't see us that way by tesla_koil2008-08-25 12:20:32
      Sure; sex sells by bitflipper2008-08-25 12:32:52
  Breasts are OMGSEXUAL. by McNutcase2008-08-25 12:16:40
    Man Boobs are sexual for the portion by tesla_koil2008-08-25 12:18:15
  One of my favorite things was by DesertRat662008-08-25 12:15:32
    A friend had a non-Disney "Little Mermaid" movie. by BloodyViking2008-08-25 13:43:32
    wait, was she wearing pants? by joresgump2008-08-25 12:47:27
      Scales (n/t) by DesertRat662008-08-25 13:04:26
      Might be she was wearing a pair of C shells. by kahuana2008-08-25 12:59:57
        Only if she could Sea the C shells... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 15:57:32
    A topless mermaid? I'd guess there'd be screaming. by kahuana2008-08-25 12:19:58
      Sex sells. Even if it's fishy. (n/t) by subbywan2008-08-25 12:31:55
      cigarettes seem sexy by Jeff_uk2008-08-25 12:23:28
      She was Nelly the Mermaid, my undersea dove by McNutcase2008-08-25 12:23:16
      *Gets out large wooden mallet* by DesertRat662008-08-25 12:23:05
  My mom and sisters by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 12:14:22
    But there are ALOT of guys you dosee by tesla_koil2008-08-25 12:17:12
      Function, not form by bitflipper2008-08-25 12:21:49
        HEY! Ill have you know my chest hair by joecrouse2008-08-25 18:00:56
        au contraire by subbywan2008-08-25 12:24:40
          Huh. O-kay, let me preface my earlier post with by bitflipper2008-08-25 12:36:25
I guess it is just too simple.... by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 11:59:45
  Hey man! Take a chill pill, alright? by ag__wyvern2008-08-25 12:09:40
    ;-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 12:16:27
SOTM by veran2008-08-25 11:52:11
Blegh. I have to get up at 5 tomorrow. by oedlan2008-08-25 11:50:01
  Welcome to the club by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 12:15:15
Olympic Recap: Awesome Photos by Illiad2008-08-25 11:49:52
  Those are excellent. by spud2008-08-25 12:53:25
  Some pretty interesting ones there by ag__wyvern2008-08-25 12:08:17
    Re: #5, Steeplechase. by McNutcase2008-08-25 12:12:49
      Nitpick: a water jump every lap. by altordwm2008-08-25 12:58:15
        It works to a first approximation. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-08-25 13:07:59
*looks at her watch* by Rogue19712008-08-25 11:29:50
  In 3 hrs 20 or so minutes, I start taking my by NDwight2008-08-25 12:14:06
SOTM: by SnArL2008-08-25 11:12:02
I need a bigger dice bag. Again. by McNutcase2008-08-25 11:07:15
  And now I have a bigger dice bag. by McNutcase2008-08-25 17:13:58
  Is that all? by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 13:00:00
    It'd be a pair of jeans. by McNutcase2008-08-25 13:03:30
      Ok, that works... =) by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 13:12:18
        Nah, 550s. by McNutcase2008-08-25 13:14:07
  Or you could go nuts and get a by DesertRat662008-08-25 11:18:20
    Just how big ARE buffalo nuts? by McNutcase2008-08-25 11:21:44
      If you've already got some fabric by Menetlaus2008-08-25 12:52:15
        Magnets.... ?O.o? !O.O! =D by ShadowSystems2008-08-25 13:03:05
        That's a bit complicated. by McNutcase2008-08-25 13:02:21
          Can be as simple as a pouch and flap by Menetlaus2008-08-25 13:59:13
      2 = by DesertRat662008-08-25 11:24:55
        I don't have $50 for a dice bag. by McNutcase2008-08-25 11:29:29
    I was thinking a .50 cal ammo tin :) (n/t) by merlin2008-08-25 11:19:29
      That'd want padding. by McNutcase2008-08-25 11:23:29
      Not nearly as fun as: by DesertRat662008-08-25 11:23:29
        No, you left something out... by imperito2008-08-25 11:26:35
      briefcase, with individual foam lined slots (n/t) by tyebald2008-08-25 11:20:54
        Maybe if I had enough dice... by McNutcase2008-08-25 11:32:33
embedded objects in OOo--how do I get them back? by Nessalc2008-08-25 11:02:33
  "Scrap"s are an OLE thing. by bwkaz2008-08-25 12:03:32
    That's one area in which I'm completely useless by Nessalc2008-08-25 12:57:07
  Specefications for ODF by shargo2008-08-25 11:59:40
  Hmm. I tried with a new OO Document, by aix tom2008-08-25 11:52:27
    *checks* by Nessalc2008-08-25 12:54:55
      oleobject? Uh oh. ;-) by bwkaz2008-08-25 13:41:38
      Would something like this help? by confused.brit2008-08-25 13:11:37
UFie Poll: how many UFies are sound guys/girls? by audiogeek20002008-08-25 10:57:43
  self taught amateur tech who does RTMs by flirkann2008-08-25 21:18:56
  ran the sound board for my old school's by Zandermann2008-08-25 18:18:04
  Amateur/hobbyist, here. by the_diggity2008-08-25 18:07:06
  Guilty by todAnthony2008-08-25 12:23:27
  Hobby/volunteer by bitflipper2008-08-25 12:07:07
  I do amateur stuff. by dodrian2008-08-25 11:57:27
  D.J.ed a little in highschool, Play my music loud by Hieraco2008-08-25 11:36:30
  Used to do it a lot by basher202008-08-25 11:30:32
    Similar story, but I was in the audience. by merlin2008-08-25 12:21:45
    Bwahahahaha! (n/t) by dodrian2008-08-25 12:06:56
  Sound Op. Did it for several years for by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 11:19:42
  Raises hand by imrambi2008-08-25 11:12:16
    Just remembered by imrambi2008-08-25 11:16:15
  I did sound and light direction by hactar the uhhh2008-08-25 11:08:19
  Not so much a sound guy as a chief engineer by radiowave9112008-08-25 11:05:12
    Depends. Does it come with a hat? (n/t) by imperito2008-08-25 11:21:36
      The kids seem to think I wear many hats :) by radiowave9112008-08-25 13:20:00
  As you've probably figured out, I'm one. by merlin2008-08-25 11:00:55
OMG! It's a mutant warthog wearing boots, chaps, by SnArL2008-08-25 10:53:39
  Sorry. To me, a warthog... by McNutcase2008-08-25 12:24:54
  *Wonders how many other UFies will get it (n/t) by UGuardian2008-08-25 10:58:04
    Only those who remember Krang. (n/t) by SnArL2008-08-25 11:01:16
      Or any Dimension X cast member by UGuardian2008-08-25 11:05:14
  o.O *blink, blink* 0.o by taitano2008-08-25 10:57:24
Jihad of the Day: Stairs by carthax2008-08-25 10:41:11
  Do you really want to know why by joecrouse2008-08-25 22:43:45
  *strongly disagrees* by joresgump2008-08-25 11:41:16
    Prime # doesn't make it one at a time... by Menetlaus2008-08-25 13:08:49
  You're a poopyhead! by Peace_man2008-08-25 11:18:52
    No, you're a poopyhead! by imperito2008-08-25 11:24:07
      OK. I'll grant you that. But the number is by Peace_man2008-08-25 12:34:27
      39 and a half!!! by taitano2008-08-25 11:32:41
  Only Daleks hate stairs by wabbit652008-08-25 11:16:15
    Not Anymore :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-08-25 11:20:12
    Daleks have anti-gravity by kahuana2008-08-25 11:19:16
  *nods* by PeKaJe2008-08-25 11:11:11
  s/equal/even/g perhaps? by bwkaz2008-08-25 10:52:03
    Perhaps.... <blush> Bad grammar from me, by carthax2008-08-25 10:53:38
  Many staircases here have by DesertRat662008-08-25 10:51:38
  I don't use the stairs. . . by taitano2008-08-25 10:49:51
    taitano has antigravity tech! GET HIM! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-08-25 10:53:16
      <Deleted><Deleted>2008-08-25 12:20:51
        Moderated for breaking horizontal scroll (n/t) by Nea2008-08-25 12:21:13
          It did? Oops, it didnt on my screen by confused.brit2008-08-25 12:41:38
            The general rule of thumb when posting text using by merlin2008-08-25 13:02:56
              I'll remember that by confused.brit2008-08-25 13:14:09
                Just make sure you close it with </p> by merlin2008-08-25 13:27:21
        *watches confused.brit float away* by hactar the uhhh2008-08-25 11:06:40
          I'm still sliding up the bannister. by taitano2008-08-25 11:10:53
          *laughs as the ground kicks back* (n/t) by merlin2008-08-25 11:07:10
  rook_mtl disagrees! by rook_mtl2008-08-25 10:46:50
  Freakazoid agrees by Freakazoid2008-08-25 10:43:57
    Merlin points out that if you just hit the very by merlin2008-08-25 10:46:28
      See, all you have to do by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 10:48:10
THIS COMIC IS STUPID!!!!!11!1!!!!!!!111ONEONEONE!1 by hadji2008-08-25 10:29:47
  THERE'S A LEAK IN THE INTERTUBES!!111 by Hieraco2008-08-25 11:31:59
    THERE'S A LEEK IN THE INNERTuBe??? by taitano2008-08-25 11:42:01
  wait, there is a comic? where? (n/t) by joresgump2008-08-25 11:21:57
  ~eats all the ones~ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-25 10:40:34
    Don't do that, you might get infected! (n/t) by Skelwar2008-08-25 22:15:27
  and a 10 duotrigintillion and a googleplex to you by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 10:34:53
  You, sir, obviously have a reality dysfunction. by merlin2008-08-25 10:31:22
    I reject your reality by Rogue19712008-08-25 10:39:25
      in all repsect by tesla_koil2008-08-25 11:46:25
        that's not right by joresgump2008-08-25 12:43:52
          I was wondering where he was inserting the by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 14:03:39
    Thank you! by hadji2008-08-25 10:37:07
      Quite. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-08-25 10:39:43
Alaska Ufies send NG to Docs machine by robertltux2008-08-25 09:51:50
  I expect aftershocks here in GA. (n/t) by grremlins2008-08-25 19:16:38
  I know how Doc feels by DesertRat662008-08-25 11:03:24
    Intentionally, or unintentionally? by bitflipper2008-08-25 11:52:53
    After re-examining the strip, no NG needed by DesertRat662008-08-25 11:48:54
      Not enough for Doc by bitflipper2008-08-25 11:54:47
        What's the whiskey bottle for, then? (n/t) by themadkansan2008-08-25 15:21:49
          Monday. by bitflipper2008-08-25 15:28:40
  Meh. Just looks like a typical Monday, to me (n/t) by bitflipper2008-08-25 10:56:21
Web Comic Quote Quiz by Snate2008-08-25 09:47:56
  New Q by darthludi2008-08-25 09:51:09
    Little Gamers by da-gimp2008-08-25 10:18:52
Fed Reserve Auditors: lets hear it for by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 09:42:58
  *applause* by y2kdragon2008-08-25 09:44:59
    The Networking admin and I went through by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 09:50:53
Freakazoid's with Garfield. He *hates* mondays. by Freakazoid2008-08-25 09:38:00
  And because no one asked for it... by y2kdragon2008-08-25 09:43:22
  Try being management. by krikkert2008-08-25 09:41:41
    hardware? try software by Freakazoid2008-08-25 09:53:33
    Naah dealing with management can be worse by DesertRat662008-08-25 09:45:54
      Hmmm... by testy2008-08-25 10:07:47
I have an earworm. it's a song I've not heard in by aprylmae2008-08-25 09:33:02
  How low can you go? by joresgump2008-08-25 10:00:26
    (being an evil genius in training an all that) (n/ (n/t) by joresgump2008-08-25 10:00:56
Attn: UF-icle, this is just NOT my year for comput by mpicklesimer12008-08-25 09:11:28
  Doubt this has anything to do with it... by mpicklesimer12008-08-25 10:35:09
    That *might* be it. The 2009 dates look odd. by bwkaz2008-08-25 10:48:30
      Grr! by mpicklesimer12008-08-25 12:19:29
        To clarify, it was the wonky future date on the in by mpicklesimer12008-08-25 12:21:01
          Yeah, make can only go on the data it has. by bwkaz2008-08-25 13:05:57
  whats your mount switches by imrambi2008-08-25 09:16:17
    Software raid, using mdadm by mpicklesimer12008-08-25 09:33:01
      tried manually specifying xfs? by Freakazoid2008-08-25 09:39:54
        If it's not listed in /proc/filesystems, then it's by bwkaz2008-08-25 09:50:18
          No mention at all in dmesg or /var/log/messages by mpicklesimer12008-08-25 10:07:06
            This isn't a problem with the hard drives. :-) by bwkaz2008-08-25 10:19:08
              .config by mpicklesimer12008-08-25 10:31:20
                silly questions time by Freakazoid2008-08-25 10:36:30
        Yeah, same results. (n/t) by mpicklesimer12008-08-25 09:44:41
is it friday already? by joresgump2008-08-25 08:44:08
  Noooo, not Friday yet by y2kdragon2008-08-25 09:46:16
  Wish it were LAST Friday by frizzgrig2008-08-25 09:41:33
  Don't wish your life away. by spud2008-08-25 09:31:43
  take a number and get in line (n/t) by Rogue19712008-08-25 08:53:03
    If only it were Friday, that might be fun. (n/t) by chanceslost2008-08-25 08:58:19
    *starts playing conga music* (n/t) by merlin2008-08-25 08:53:54
      rumba, samba, mam-BO! by joresgump2008-08-25 09:00:13
Sound booth report by merlin2008-08-25 08:34:36
  Welcome to the "Stress Box" by flirkann2008-08-25 21:42:25
  Two friends .. wireless lavs, and compression by leistico2008-08-25 10:13:31
    We use a lav for the preacher. In fact, by merlin2008-08-25 10:26:22
      We have moved away from lavs by imrambi2008-08-25 10:38:35
        We are using those in our main service, and by merlin2008-08-25 10:40:44
  If singers aren't soloists used to recording by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:04:15
    I think they are more used to singing in small by merlin2008-08-25 09:08:13
      Put the lead singer by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:13:15
        Actually, we're putting him on a wireless HH next by merlin2008-08-25 09:16:33
  A wealth of information can be found at by imrambi2008-08-25 09:01:20
    *ooooooh* *bookmarks* by merlin2008-08-25 09:04:43
      Not a problem by imrambi2008-08-25 09:08:03
        I just signed up. You should see a by merlin2008-08-25 09:51:48
          Won't be able to reply until later tonight by imrambi2008-08-25 10:43:14
  Congrats by todAnthony2008-08-25 09:00:32
    That's something I thought I'd taught myself by merlin2008-08-25 09:03:54
      On the flip side, don't be afraid to fiddle if by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 10:02:45
        My rule in that situation is start LOW!! by merlin2008-08-25 10:04:51
          I started at half of what was normal... by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 10:08:05
            Hehehehehe. Not much you can do there. by merlin2008-08-25 10:28:11
      Theres a reason for that by imrambi2008-08-25 09:06:00
        True. They've also spent a lot more time in by merlin2008-08-25 09:09:50
          our senior group uses it as another practice =( by flirkann2008-08-25 22:07:18
TTGTC by toysbfun2008-08-25 08:18:13
  The Onion? by y2kdragon2008-08-25 08:31:54
    Satire Journalism 101? by todAnthony2008-08-25 09:02:56
      I wish. And I confused required reading by toysbfun2008-08-25 09:26:50
"Terminal velocity is 9.8 meters per second square by jmaxsohmer2008-08-25 08:09:56
  Well, look at it this way... by bitflipper2008-08-25 12:00:58
  So who threw the monitor out the window(s)? (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-08-25 11:37:31
  terminally accelerating? (n/t) by Imp2008-08-25 08:52:46
  I am even more puzzeled by lurker692008-08-25 08:45:21
    Okay, okay by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:50:02
      YES! :) (n/t) by lurker692008-08-25 09:02:38
        ....seconds are metric, non? (n/t) by OsteSpiser2008-08-25 15:19:01
    The CSI shows tend to use metric. by merlin2008-08-25 08:49:11
      weight is Imperial, until you have to calculate by morenna2008-08-25 09:21:34
  "That's how fast he was falling when he died." by jmaxsohmer2008-08-25 08:25:35
    *cries* by y2kdragon2008-08-25 08:33:28
      Where is it bad science? by krikkert2008-08-25 08:57:16
        I guess it depends on whether or not you give by merlin2008-08-25 08:59:59
          The good and the bad by swisscheese2008-08-25 09:31:07
          Terminal acceleration, though? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-08-25 09:09:27
  "I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, by jiteo2008-08-25 08:21:16
    Never apply a Star Trek solution by corwin172008-08-25 09:44:31
    *wince* (n/t) by darthludi2008-08-25 08:48:24
  *which* CSI? (n/t) by kahuana2008-08-25 08:16:02
    Crime Scene Investigation. by jmaxsohmer2008-08-25 08:22:36
      Oh dear. It's the "good" one. by kahuana2008-08-25 08:28:57
  ugh, somebody slap that writer by flirkann2008-08-25 08:15:16
    If it's "Miami", haven't the writers suffered by kahuana2008-08-25 08:18:03
  That's how fast he was accelerating when he died. by toysbfun2008-08-25 08:11:49
    nitpick, I'm not sure that's right by Menetlaus2008-08-25 08:22:50
      He was an astronaut. On the Moon. by toysbfun2008-08-25 08:30:00
        That'd be an interesting spin-off... by morenna2008-08-25 09:24:00
          Wouldn't be much of a spin-off by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:40:52
    it's not the acceleration what kills you by joresgump2008-08-25 08:21:11
      Technically it is by EndlessWaves2008-08-25 10:15:05
      More accurately, the -sudden- deceleration (n/t) by merlin2008-08-25 08:26:42
        More likely a large unequal acceleration. by kahuana2008-08-25 09:01:31
        So, you're saying its the jerk then? by bwkaz2008-08-25 08:44:00
          ... and bracing/point of suspension. by OsteSpiser2008-08-25 15:17:40
          Jerking kills! (n/t) by jiteo2008-08-25 09:38:50
          Similar amount of deceleration != more gradually. by kahuana2008-08-25 08:51:37
            clarifying terms by basher202008-08-25 09:04:07
            It's the difference between total amount by merlin2008-08-25 08:52:54
          Of course a body can withstand more gradual by merlin2008-08-25 08:50:16
            But is the deceleration ever as high? by bwkaz2008-08-25 09:40:33
              Yes it is... think sky-diving... by LthrOttr2008-08-25 10:58:26
                But that acceleration is still lower-magnitude. by bwkaz2008-08-25 11:18:03
    Terminal Accelerationd :D (n/t) by maximumbob2008-08-25 08:12:25
      Hm. Shouldn't be a daemon. (n/t) by maximumbob2008-08-25 08:12:45
        Why not? Wouldn't that daemon make your by merlin2008-08-25 08:54:39
  *ouch* by merlin2008-08-25 08:11:26
One man walked past and said, by merlin2008-08-25 07:47:42
  Rule #1 for the other guy ... by corwin172008-08-25 09:51:27
    He wasnt by confused.brit2008-08-25 10:47:02
  Hardly by y2kdragon2008-08-25 08:39:29
Well...My 36" Sony Wega TV's flyback by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 07:43:42
  Most cost/time effective is probablly by frizzgrig2008-08-25 07:58:54
    Yeah, I have some calls into a couple of by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 08:03:22
      Yeah, discharging a CRT is always by frizzgrig2008-08-25 08:06:52
        Doesn't *actually* cause your hair to stand on end by kahuana2008-08-25 08:34:37
ATTN: Classic_Jon by merlin2008-08-25 07:42:49
  Got it and Replied. Maybe next time! by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 07:58:57
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-08-25 07:34:36
Ethics question: value of an animal's life by toysbfun2008-08-25 07:25:44
  The way I see it (and I may be on some fringe) by aix tom2008-08-25 10:13:43
  As Subbywan said, it's very subjective. by Peace_man2008-08-25 08:26:16
  The ethics involved... by jdelphiki2008-08-25 08:13:27
  Weight of arguments I suppose.. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 07:38:07
  Hey you! by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 07:35:51
    I'll run the next one by you first. by toysbfun2008-08-25 07:48:13
      You don't need to run things by me :-) by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:11:55
        But what about a wild cat? by tendim2008-08-25 09:14:42
          It's a pet now, though by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:16:41
            But a pound? by tendim2008-08-25 09:22:47
              I thought the point was not by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:33:22
    Every omnivore. Not just carnivores. (n/t) by subbywan2008-08-25 07:39:26
      Omnivores could switch to become by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 07:43:17
        They could, but would they? by mrxavia2008-08-25 10:09:46
        Ooh. A "switch-eater"! (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-08-25 07:54:38
        Possibly. would depend by subbywan2008-08-25 07:52:01
  Whatever we ascribe to is. by subbywan2008-08-25 07:29:47
    ^ What he said (n/t) by Arachnid2008-08-25 07:47:06
    and i blame the spelling on the hour :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-08-25 07:31:37
UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 07:22:54
  I did type a longish reply to your post. by hej2008-08-25 12:04:29
    Thanks by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 12:10:44
      Considering that there are blind people, by Peace_man2008-08-25 13:10:10
        I know that I have heard (the Swedish equivalent by hej2008-08-25 13:43:44
        Didn't think of it that way by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 13:17:36
          Ah, but you are now getting away from the by Peace_man2008-08-25 13:52:53
            I'm not sure I'm getting away from by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 14:11:13
              As a rebuttal all I can offer is my theory by Peace_man2008-08-25 15:17:41
      Almost. by hej2008-08-25 12:58:07
        I don't see how you draw the conclusion by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 13:19:19
          Ok. So what is your definition? by hej2008-08-25 13:39:52
            No by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 14:13:31
              Without a definition? by hej2008-08-25 17:07:20
  Attempts have been made, of course. by Peace_man2008-08-25 08:45:27
    You're talking about attractiveness to others by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:48:47
      Yes, I think so. by Peace_man2008-08-25 08:56:14
        I'm not sure what you mean by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:02:08
          The difference between 'beautiful' and by Peace_man2008-08-25 09:09:17
            I like that idea by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:15:26
              You'd have to explain it further for me to by Peace_man2008-08-25 09:34:21
                Exactly by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:38:47
  Is beauty different from aesthetics? by toysbfun2008-08-25 07:37:46
    Aesthetics involve math? by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 07:38:20
      The golden ratio is one instance by toysbfun2008-08-25 07:56:10
        That sounds more like by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:08:19
  There is no truth. by joecrouse2008-08-25 07:35:34
    Correct. As has been stated elsewhen... by werehatrack2008-08-25 08:13:02
      Perhaps - and perhaps not by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:15:19
        Concepts have no physical existence. by werehatrack2008-08-25 08:28:01
          Does something have to have by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:44:23
    Can you guarantee, though by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 07:37:55
      But how do you measure it? by jdelphiki2008-08-25 08:23:02
        I'm not sure that it could be by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:47:50
      Nothing is guaranteed except the laws of physics. by werehatrack2008-08-25 08:07:30
        *Everything* has a subjective by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:13:37
          YOU MISQUOTE! (n/t) by werehatrack2008-08-25 08:29:27
            Oops, sorry, I did :-/ by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:42:29
              IMO, no. by werehatrack2008-08-25 09:25:00
                Does it lead to a logical contradiction by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:34:34
                  When broad experience leads to a conclusion, by werehatrack2008-08-25 09:53:14
                    In other words by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 09:56:09
                      Modification: by werehatrack2008-08-25 10:02:21
                        Presumably one could by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 10:07:51
                          If you have to group them... by werehatrack2008-08-25 10:43:53
                            I understand it's subjective by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 10:47:03
                        I'd like to jump in with a question here. by Peace_man2008-08-25 10:06:05
                          Beauty = purely subjective. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-08-25 10:40:42
      that's not really something that can be guaranteed by aprylmae2008-08-25 07:47:03
      First hand experience. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 07:40:42
        That's not what I'm asking by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 07:42:36
          Yes, and no by veran2008-08-25 07:51:19
            That would then call for a golden ratio applicable by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 07:53:53
              It applies to your credit-card by veran2008-08-25 07:56:32
                I don't think it works for humans either by aprylmae2008-08-25 08:02:05
                  I'm not talking about attractiveness by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:09:13
                    I agree by aprylmae2008-08-25 08:12:04
  I think that, especially for the masses, by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 07:33:13
    I'm not talking about attractiveness by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 07:41:01
      Since that I believe in the fact that by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 07:50:25
  beauty is extremely subjective by aprylmae2008-08-25 07:31:48
    As opposed to attractiveness? by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 07:38:51
      they can be distinguished IMO by aprylmae2008-08-25 07:48:25
        I have a story in that respect by MatthewDBA2008-08-25 08:11:31
One moe desktop part: the case by dmmcf2008-08-25 07:14:10
  Antec for $50 from Newegg!! by Raxx2008-08-25 12:21:26
  Coolermaster makes several with 120mm by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 07:24:54
    I have the RC-690 and am quite pleased with it. by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 07:28:36
      That looks like what I want by dmmcf2008-08-25 07:42:39
        The front 120mm in some of them does have a blue by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 08:15:22
          I can stand that much bling by dmmcf2008-08-25 10:23:50
            It all depends on the model. One is a standard by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 10:38:19
            VERY clean design by shargo2008-08-25 10:32:54
              Linky broke, retry 1..... by shargo2008-08-25 10:35:52
                WTF! it worked in preview?!?! gives up linky by shargo2008-08-25 10:36:51
                  Borked again! by shargo2008-08-25 10:38:25
                    All the links worked for me by dmmcf2008-08-25 12:04:08
            The Fed Reserve ones are normally a bit of by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 10:28:38
          wow, I must have really been distracted by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 08:22:52
  try that one. by joecrouse2008-08-25 07:17:16
    Ahh! My eyes! (n/t) by dmmcf2008-08-25 07:26:15
Do you know 6 people you'd trust to pick up your by merlin2008-08-25 07:03:01
  Simple solution: Don't be an illegal alien. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-25 09:58:52
    Don't be born to them either. by toysbfun2008-08-25 15:46:52
    So where do I find the MIBs? by confused.brit2008-08-25 10:05:06
      grab a dog a talk to him by joresgump2008-08-25 13:27:36
  I do, but I'm not an illegal alien. (n/t) by VivianC2008-08-25 07:58:56
    But you're also not an Englishman in New York. by kahuana2008-08-25 08:18:59
    "detained or deported" by toysbfun2008-08-25 08:08:15
  That reminds me...I am probably still on the by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 07:20:55
    Doesn't that have to be updated/re-submitted by merlin2008-08-25 07:41:00
      depends on the school by aprylmae2008-08-25 09:04:18
      I would think so but, the elementary that by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 08:19:52
  So they can deport the extended family by toysbfun2008-08-25 07:08:29
    Thing is, the local school won't allow the kids to by merlin2008-08-25 07:09:30
      "Run, mijo. Run!" (n/t) by toysbfun2008-08-25 07:11:24
  It's Texas by y2kdragon2008-08-25 07:04:33
    Local cops, as the Supreme Court has been so nice by merlin2008-08-25 07:05:45
      Couldn't that be used as a precedent to say by toysbfun2008-08-25 07:10:37
        Has been, and is one (n/t) by merlin2008-08-25 07:40:21
        Why do you think so many local ordinances by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 07:12:11
          Some days I hate the federation. by toysbfun2008-08-25 07:15:54
            If they did it any other way though, the states by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 07:18:58
        yup. (n/t) by subbywan2008-08-25 07:11:34
Moving SUCKS!! by adiplomat2008-08-25 06:55:46
  oog. I'm moving next week. by vulture2008-08-25 08:34:13
  On the good side, I now have approx. by adiplomat2008-08-25 06:56:44
    *spews coffee all over keyboard* by Peace_man2008-08-25 08:52:59
This is going to be a LOOOOONG day! by Rogue19712008-08-25 05:56:27
  Sort of. by ripley82008-08-25 07:24:10
  seconded by aprylmae2008-08-25 06:19:43
    Thirded by y2kdragon2008-08-25 06:31:16
      Could somebody speed the sun's chariot? (n/t) by joresgump2008-08-25 06:54:08
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-08-25 05:30:02
State Trooper doing what??? by the_phreak2008-08-25 05:16:04
  *lightbulb* Not a State Trooper. A Speedermaid! (n/t) by kahuana2008-08-25 12:58:36
  At least he wasn't in traffic! by corwin172008-08-25 09:56:47
  Now, if the deck was the "52 Most Wanted" by kahuana2008-08-25 08:40:56
  Better he shouldn't be seeing me go by, I say. by werehatrack2008-08-25 08:17:45
  Don't really see a problem.. by jeff_uk2008-08-25 06:57:23
    If he's looking to collect money from speeders, by vvpete2008-08-25 08:13:46
    If he's only there to collect money from speeders, by kahuana2008-08-25 07:33:01
      Ah.. yeah.. but if people expect him to enforce by Jeff_uk2008-08-25 12:28:04
  At least it wasn't pr0n... by hangman2008-08-25 06:46:52
  Nice... by imperito2008-08-25 05:54:37
  Too funny by y2kdragon2008-08-25 05:31:04
    Southbound - right shoulder by the_phreak2008-08-25 05:36:01
      Dagnabit! by y2kdragon2008-08-25 05:49:38
        because when you really need a cop, by lurker692008-08-25 09:00:07
Silly Question of the Day : by klar_at_work2008-08-25 04:53:52
  Someone at W:ET commented about my evil by Klaranth2008-08-25 09:25:21
  *silence* by UGuardian2008-08-25 08:29:17
  *reproduces Mumm-Ra's laughter* by joresgump2008-08-25 08:00:12
  It is so evil that if you heard it... by todAnthony2008-08-25 07:15:04
  Xixaxa xoxaxa xuxaxa! by ihope1272008-08-25 06:49:21
  A lot of guys ignore the laugh... by imperito2008-08-25 06:43:26
  I'd say Andrew Eldritch' at the end of... by Sharku2008-08-25 06:16:47
  MOoooowaaahahahhhahahahah by Hieraco2008-08-25 05:20:37
    ZIP-IT (n/t) by todAnthony2008-08-25 07:16:15
  It's hard to describe... by jdelphiki2008-08-25 05:17:51
    Well, he didn't say 'Reproducable evil laughter' ( (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 05:26:33
  Like an very evil witch by ideur2008-08-25 04:56:24
  Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha by y2kdragon2008-08-25 04:56:12
They're cleaning the grease trap for the cafeteria by PSYCHOI3OY2008-08-25 04:49:28
  Oooooh! Yummy! by Classic_Jon2008-08-25 10:04:51
  Beware of today's special! (n/t) by corwin172008-08-25 09:57:54
  It's enough to make you by y2kdragon2008-08-25 08:40:59
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-08-25 04:00:01
OK, Time to upgrade my system. ß-Þ by kreepykrawly2008-08-25 03:31:09
  Overclock? A Phenom? (n/t) by jiteo2008-08-25 04:21:49
    Phenomenon! by oedlan2008-08-25 05:00:58
      De'wha, now? by fudje2008-08-25 06:05:48
        Sort of... by oedlan2008-08-25 10:03:09
          Muppets Tonight was a sham. (n/t) by fudje2008-08-25 22:43:18
Membership drive by oedlan2008-08-25 03:07:38
  Sometime between now and Dec. My current membeship by techi8702008-08-25 07:55:04
  Should be one due any time now by Hieraco2008-08-25 03:33:25
    I need spiffy things by oedlan2008-08-25 03:36:34
      You can never have too many spiffs :-D by Hieraco2008-08-25 03:39:18
        Yes, you can! 1/2 my t-shirts and 1/2 my coffee by adiplomat2008-08-25 06:07:41
          That is just another way of saying by Oedlan2008-08-25 08:47:24
          And the problem is.....? by Hieraco2008-08-25 08:44:45
            Key word: ONLY. (n/t) by grremlins2008-08-25 20:25:57
ouchski by Klymer2008-08-25 03:04:20
  {{Klymer}} bike crashes are never fun. Any damage by NDwight2008-08-25 05:22:12
    bike's fine, lorry's fine, other bikers are fine by Klymer2008-08-25 07:28:57
Back to the hospital we go .... by klar_at_work2008-08-25 02:34:03
  OW!. MAKE them put up a screen while they do it! by adiplomat2008-08-25 06:31:46
    They removed part of the toe and part of the nail by klar_at_work2008-08-25 07:11:01
  Owie. :( (n/t) by esbita2008-08-25 06:21:14
  Ouch - I know how that feels... by bioinfo2008-08-25 02:55:23
    Out of curiosity, a few questions : by klar_at_work2008-08-25 03:16:45
      Bleeds a fair bit... by bioinfo2008-08-25 11:31:19
      If they get all of it, it won't grow back. by geopsychic2008-08-25 06:28:14
      I had an ingrown "dealt with" at the doctor's offi by voxwoman2008-08-25 05:37:47
        dont know bout toe nails by joecrouse2008-08-25 07:13:49
  Argh! by smiffy2008-08-25 02:49:09
    Most likely just two VERY painful injections by klar_at_work2008-08-25 02:53:09
      That could be interesting... by smiffy2008-08-25 04:22:38
        Thanks. by klar_at_work2008-08-25 04:52:58
  OWCH! Good Luck {{{Klaranth}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-08-25 02:36:15
Aaargh! Why would a hardware manufacturer NOT ... by manxmania2008-08-25 02:26:48
  Our people had to email 3M to get the config tool by kahuana2008-08-25 08:05:30
This looks like it might be a good buy by chrisbee2008-08-25 02:23:02
  The 4530 I'm seeing is a TravelMate. by kahuana2008-08-25 07:53:18
  What are you planning on doing with it? by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 02:50:44
    Cart around till I find a place to live by chrisbee2008-08-25 02:54:32
      Planning to move? Postpone buying then by SciSSorS2008-08-25 03:20:40
        Moving to a place with higher prices by chrisbee2008-08-25 03:29:27
      I've got an old laptop similar to the specs by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 03:13:05
  To little RAM in my oppinion by shargo2008-08-25 02:29:39
    Yes, it's got 2 slots by chrisbee2008-08-25 02:42:30
    Seconded. Should have at least 1GB, preferably 2GB (n/t) by Snate2008-08-25 02:41:07
Ahh, bank holiday! by dodrian2008-08-25 02:21:41
  My plan by y2kdragon2008-08-25 04:54:17
  go back to bed? :-D by Hieraco2008-08-25 02:44:16
    :D by dodrian2008-08-25 03:11:52
Help: computer specs? (kinda repost, but revised) by Bonzo2008-08-25 02:19:28
  Here are my specs and costs: by maximumbob2008-08-25 05:26:49
    How are you liking 64 bit Vista? by Bonzo2008-08-25 05:33:18
      It starts out hellish by maximumbob2008-08-25 08:10:14
        Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Evil. by Skelwar2008-08-25 22:18:07
      I can answer this one. by Skelwar2008-08-25 06:03:25
  OCZ is perfectly well known ;) by jiteo2008-08-25 04:24:56
    But which is better? by Bonzo2008-08-25 04:33:00
      I'd have said OCZ is better known by EndlessWaves2008-08-25 05:46:59
        Shhh... by Bonzo2008-08-25 05:49:44
          I'm biased, WD would be my first choice anyway by EndlessWaves2008-08-25 10:08:00
      I got 2x2GB OCZ DDR2 RAM inside my PC right now. by Skelwar2008-08-25 04:36:20
      So grab the OCZ then :) by jiteo2008-08-25 04:35:46
  Looks nice, very nice by shargo2008-08-25 02:46:02
    The 3GB limit is one of the reasons by Bonzo2008-08-25 04:24:21
      I once had 4 GB RAM on a 32 bit system. by Skelwar2008-08-25 04:45:34
What strips should I post on my office door by nix2008-08-25 01:47:14
  How about a Vapona? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-08-25 07:27:10
  A classic by Tyop2008-08-25 03:21:00
    Would have to say all time fav. (n/t) by todAnthony2008-08-25 07:26:36
    I've got a signed copy of that one :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2008-08-25 07:05:39
  This is a must! by shargo2008-08-25 02:09:14
    others are... by shargo2008-08-25 02:23:07
  This one! by firehawk2008-08-25 01:57:41
  This one: by ideur2008-08-25 01:57:09
UFicle: UF strip wanted by oedlan2008-08-25 01:31:00
  Like this one? by moddermonster2008-08-25 01:40:12
    Yes! I'm going to put it on my office door. (n/t) by oedlan2008-08-25 01:41:12
      Me too by y2kdragon2008-08-25 04:46:48
        ~Bookmarks strip for when she finally gets PFY pos by confused.brit2008-08-25 09:49:05
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-08-25 01:00:01
Someone in the internet is wrong! (n/t) by raptor_872008-08-25 00:59:19
  Of course. It's you. (n/t) by UnFair2008-08-25 13:24:26
  Not me! I am nevar teh wr0ng! (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-25 01:59:04
    Yeah right. by Hieraco2008-08-25 02:11:01
Anyone else not feeling this one. by fudje2008-08-25 00:45:23
  Yeah, me too. Illiad, in Germany we call this by lurker692008-08-25 08:40:44
  Don't you see where it's going though? by TheGM2008-08-25 02:39:50
    But... so? (n/t) by fudje2008-08-25 05:05:24
    FPB by oedlan2008-08-25 03:20:40
  Does Hieraco now lose the discussion ? (n/t) by SciSSorS2008-08-25 02:20:37
    Booh monday, no coffee ... by SciSSorS2008-08-25 02:22:27
CotD (Compliments of the Day) by Spisefisken2008-08-25 00:44:23
  Our very own brain & everything else eatin machine (n/t) by Snate2008-08-25 09:10:12
  How is this guy not bigger than a house? by todAnthony2008-08-25 07:37:18
  Whee! by sgrunt2008-08-25 06:09:20
    *eats grunt's whee* by Klymer2008-08-25 07:30:31
      replace (' grunt', ' sgrunt') (n/t) by Klymer2008-08-25 07:31:30
  Inherited Hactar's unending appetite for brains. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 01:18:25
  hehe in the middle of a move with no Internet :-D by Hieraco2008-08-25 00:55:51
    *eats hieraco's brains* by firehawk2008-08-25 02:51:10
      *eats firehawk's brains* by y2kdragon2008-08-25 04:44:49
First Day as the IT-guy by oedlan2008-08-25 00:11:20
  Sign for your office by joecrouse2008-08-25 07:20:55
    Don't add a flipsign. Let it always say 0. by Skelwar2008-08-25 22:19:28
  Welcome to the world of IT by y2kdragon2008-08-25 04:42:50
  Are you the ONLY IT guy in the place? by firehawk2008-08-25 02:00:46
    Well... by oedlan2008-08-25 02:21:08
      Make sure it's in writing who is in charge of who. by firehawk2008-08-25 02:29:29
        "He he. New wiring monkey. Dance, oedlan, dance." by chanceslost2008-08-25 06:33:25
  eBay! by DaveK2008-08-25 00:32:55
    I'm so much in favour of this :D by karl-henrik2008-08-25 01:03:13
      eBay is quite unpredictable by aix tom2008-08-25 01:28:21
        Jupp ADSL modems sell well after thunder storms (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-08-25 02:20:26
  When the going gets tough... remember BOFH for by manxmania2008-08-25 00:32:35
  Put a new lock on the door. by Tyop2008-08-25 00:30:07
  *paints oedlan a sign to hang on the door* by amp_man2008-08-25 00:21:24
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-08-25 00:09:14
Attn: Oot ref: one-time `credit cards' by Hieraco2008-08-25 00:05:07
  Thanks! (n/t) by oot2008-08-25 05:26:39
So... what the heck is THIS die for? by McNutcase2008-08-25 00:04:47
  A guess from #sporks by raptor_872008-08-25 01:00:20
  Sounds like a biassed D4.. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 00:15:35
Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves, by shadowboy8132008-08-25 00:02:14
  Luckily I only had to read summaries by voxwoman2008-08-25 04:42:42
    thanks for the hint by chaotic2008-08-25 04:49:19
  *Figures xkcd reference* IDGI though... (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-08-25 01:17:05
    Well, you COULD Google it by wabbit652008-08-25 04:41:55
    well, the mouseover is by Nightwind2008-08-25 01:58:08
  Err... by oedlan2008-08-25 00:49:59
    Two partridges, one cartrige. by raptor_872008-08-25 01:00:45
      I gave them a googlehit yesterday by Nightwind2008-08-25 01:04:16
Translations by Nea2008-08-25 00:01:02
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by kilessan2008-08-25 00:05:16
    by kilessan by kilessan2008-08-25 00:06:34
Comment Board Trivia by count_02008-08-25 00:00:09
  Time Out. by adiplomat2008-08-25 07:12:19
    "Fixing A Hole" by Acrisius2008-08-25 08:00:16
      That Thing You Do by aprylmae2008-08-25 09:49:18
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-08-25 00:00:01
  JohnBoyimpaledCaptainJackandthatshowthewestwaswon by Hieraco2008-08-25 00:00:44
    Lime(ish) green in IE (n/t) by NemoHac2008-08-25 00:02:07
      a bit darker than link blue in opera 9.52 (n/t) by tardis422008-08-25 02:25:42

 

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