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Cartoon for Aug 19, 2008
Strip for Aug 19, 2008
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Grr.. by imperito2008-08-20 03:34:11
bwhahahah :) mooses in sprinklers ;) by Garrinka2008-08-19 23:18:17
major vibe request.... by mekkanik_mike2008-08-19 23:17:59
  good luck hon I hope you get it :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-08-19 23:19:10
You take the good outta the bad... by FNORDer2008-08-19 22:01:50
Enough already! by oedlan2008-08-19 21:32:58
  *eats oedlan's sleep* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-08-19 21:33:32
    You again! by oedlan2008-08-19 21:37:06
      Me again! by sgrunt2008-08-19 21:42:39
        Him Again!! by kreepykrawly2008-08-20 00:01:14
*stumbles in* by sgrunt2008-08-19 21:09:58
  What post? *fnord* (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-08-19 21:25:10
Home from the concert. by radiowave9112008-08-19 21:07:36
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-08-19 21:00:02
*whimper* by oot2008-08-19 20:56:30
  Family support is the hardest. by DerSarek2008-08-19 22:47:37
  Consider yourself fortunate. by werehatrack2008-08-19 21:51:59
    OTOH - if it wasn't for her to be completely by ripley82008-08-19 22:33:36
      While we're at it... by ripley82008-08-19 22:35:03
  Takes a while to train the parents. by Lab Rat2008-08-19 21:50:15
  {{{oot}}} (n/t) by sgrunt2008-08-19 21:09:00
  O_o O_O o_O (n/t) by raptor_872008-08-19 21:08:34
  {{{oot}}} by Snate2008-08-19 20:59:17
We had supper with Kickstart, j.butterfly and by techi8702008-08-19 20:39:30
  Vacawhat? (n/t) by themadkansan2008-08-19 21:41:00
Shaving Ice Cream by dennismv2008-08-19 20:14:36
Ummm Extremely Happy by pastordeadman2008-08-19 19:55:54
  Wow! Wowiewowwow! by oedlan2008-08-19 21:42:13
  Super Duper Congrats from one dad to another! by Illiad2008-08-19 20:20:43
  Mazel Tov! by RetiQlum22008-08-19 20:08:23
  All at once?? by josie_beller2008-08-19 20:06:57
  Congrats! (n/t) by jpprater2008-08-19 19:59:54
What the... by MrTrick2008-08-19 19:50:18
  If you know more, you can justify them paying you by raptor_872008-08-19 21:07:08
  Perusing them illicit "Employment Standards" sites by kahuana2008-08-19 20:33:46
Since teh caek iz a lie... by firehawk2008-08-19 19:08:33
  IDGI (n/t) by vetitice2008-08-19 19:21:19
    IDGIE by ChuckAB2008-08-19 20:02:41
      See the birthday threads below. by firehawk2008-08-20 02:31:29
ATTN: merlin by jpprater2008-08-19 19:01:29
  It appears to be ... by ChuckAB2008-08-19 20:08:03
I bought a hacksaw today. by hadji2008-08-19 18:53:34
  A birthday...hacksaw? <.< >.> Eep! (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-19 19:09:10
going to bed/nap thread :P ;) by Garrinka2008-08-19 18:33:02
  Sleep Well (n/t) by Snate2008-08-19 20:04:27
Mixed feelings by schwing12008-08-19 17:13:34
  Try a different bike or two and see how you feel. (n/t) by Snate2008-08-19 17:16:05
    that's the best way by sonja2008-08-19 17:33:58
Now I can sleep. Fantastic Contraption done. by AndyA2008-08-19 17:08:31
  cool by LilDragon2008-08-19 22:36:15
  Huh. A blue rectangle nagging for a Flash player. by kahuana2008-08-19 17:43:34
    Free Software only? (n/t) by swisscheese2008-08-19 19:58:08
What a wonderfully cathartic morning. by kahuana2008-08-19 17:01:35
  sorry hon *hugs*.. I have a story just as good by Garrinka2008-08-19 17:08:59
    I have a touchup stick on order. by kahuana2008-08-19 17:41:07
      Before you do anything, take pics. by Sharku2008-08-19 18:17:36
        Did that before I called the city. by kahuana2008-08-19 18:25:09
      New sheetmetal should be galvanized. by themadkansan2008-08-19 17:46:17
        I have my call in to the city. by kahuana2008-08-19 17:53:07
          ...Your insurance carrier won't take the time to by themadkansan2008-08-19 17:56:30
            No. My carrier will raise *my* rate. by kahuana2008-08-19 18:04:38
              More like "Cost Money BAD Make Money GOOD" by themadkansan2008-08-19 18:08:40
                That's the truth. (n/t) by kahuana2008-08-19 18:11:44
            ug that stinks kau :P by Garrinka2008-08-19 17:58:14
SOTM: Crash - The Primitives by veran2008-08-19 16:53:03
iRestaurant by Snate2008-08-19 16:37:29
the U.S. government has a screwed up idea.. by Garrinka2008-08-19 16:23:51
  Bell curve economic policies? by kahuana2008-08-19 20:14:15
    A recession has a very specific definition. by DesiredUsername2008-08-19 21:20:30
  Welcome to being rich! by VivianC2008-08-19 19:13:55
  I sympathize. Fell into the same gap... by esbita2008-08-19 18:44:32
  Sorry about your troubles. by Snate2008-08-19 17:58:56
    thanks hon its just frustrating is all.. by Garrinka2008-08-19 18:10:09
      They don't =want= people who work. by themadkansan2008-08-19 18:19:37
        Right idea, wrong beneficiaries. by lheggland2008-08-19 19:25:13
          Gotta love having the outsourcing boom come back by themadkansan2008-08-19 19:32:09
            Most outsourcing was unskilled labor. by lheggland2008-08-19 22:30:09
              It does when all the manufacturing jobs go by themadkansan2008-08-19 22:33:20
                Most manufacturing is unskilled labor. by lheggland2008-08-19 23:03:29
      I totally understand. This is why so many people by Snate2008-08-19 18:17:24
  attn Garrinka by XndeX2008-08-19 17:53:41
    got it hon thanks! :) was just about to send.. by Garrinka2008-08-19 17:56:36
      Hey Garrinka, have you had a chance to read my by Snate2008-08-19 18:00:29
  Bcause our current Federal system.... by lheggland2008-08-19 16:52:29
  Not Rich. by mostlyharmles2008-08-19 16:28:10
    thanks hon.. not asking for money.. by Garrinka2008-08-19 16:32:01
Why is it that when I post by dennismv2008-08-19 15:47:01
  1.Because it is always easier to criticize someone by Hieraco2008-08-19 22:35:00
  They're fools. by McNutcase2008-08-19 16:53:56
  Because you're breaking the Law, of course. by Nashville2008-08-19 16:39:23
    yes, thank you :) ! (n/t) by dennismv2008-08-19 20:30:34
  Bah. by mostlyharmles2008-08-19 16:36:24
    Meh. by hobbs2008-08-19 17:05:01
      Well, the issue with digital ISO isn't grain. by McNutcase2008-08-19 17:10:29
    Get the right camera, and you can do it. by Nashville2008-08-19 16:47:29
      Do you use any fully manual lenses on the D70? by BloodyViking2008-08-20 07:13:18
      Aye, Nikon tends to be serious Win for glass. by McNutcase2008-08-19 16:52:17
  They are jerks? by abaron2008-08-19 16:32:28
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-08-19 16:49:26
    Moderated for language. (n/t) by Nea2008-08-19 16:49:41
    Mods, language please. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-08-19 16:29:38
      Whoops, not quite awake yet... by intrinsic2008-08-19 16:37:52
  The only REAL camera is ... by carl522008-08-19 16:17:49
    Heh. The fun part is, I have many of those. by werehatrack2008-08-19 16:36:33
      I only have one 8X10, but I have several by BloodyViking2008-08-20 07:18:05
  Not exclusively a digital issue. by werehatrack2008-08-19 16:08:22
  You need the right tool for the right job. by RetiQlum22008-08-19 16:04:50
  It sounds like you are ticking them off somehow, t by NDwight2008-08-19 15:54:37
    well ... by dennismv2008-08-19 16:14:15
      If they are questioning how did something by abaron2008-08-19 16:34:54
      Yup, they're essentially trying to justify spendin by intrinsic2008-08-19 16:23:52
Off to see Springsteen in about 5 minutes! by radiowave9112008-08-19 15:44:45
BUNNY! by Snate2008-08-19 15:37:15
*snerk* what a name by Snate2008-08-19 15:34:56
  ERROR: Double En'Tendre Overload by RetiQlum22008-08-19 16:14:00
  (Grins) I wanna be a "Tiddy Bear"... by ShadowSystems2008-08-19 15:46:06
    Glad someone else mishears it the same too :D (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-19 15:47:52
      (High Five's Confused.Brit with a big grin.) by ShadowSystems2008-08-19 17:07:10
  I so mishear that brandname by confused.brit2008-08-19 15:37:54
Meet the Sandvich - TF2 heavy update by EndlessWaves2008-08-19 15:33:03
  Yep, love it! Sandvich: First seen in Scout intro by Concept2008-08-19 19:14:49
  NSFW Correction by EndlessWaves2008-08-19 15:33:40
Hands in car keys by joecrouse2008-08-19 15:29:23
  Joey by pastordeadman2008-08-19 18:39:05
  *hugs* hon.. better luck with the next one ... (n/t) by Garrinka2008-08-19 16:37:32
  *sends you directions to change MOTD* by esbita2008-08-19 15:39:01
    I cant actually It wasnt a permanant thing by joecrouse2008-08-19 16:09:18
  With or without Crisco routing? :-p by chanceslost2008-08-19 15:33:29
I'm a JEDI! by Bonzo2008-08-19 15:19:47
  I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine. by Sharku2008-08-19 15:21:34
    Moichandising! Moichandising! by werehatrack2008-08-19 15:27:23
      Spaceballs the flamethrower! The kids really go f by bwkaz2008-08-19 16:29:39
Still alive by UGuardian2008-08-19 14:58:01
  Good to see you, been a while :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 15:16:56
  Are you doing science? :P (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-19 14:59:14
Nail scissors or nail clippers? by McNutcase2008-08-19 14:51:09
  Scissors by Hieraco2008-08-19 22:21:22
  Slippers. by kahuana2008-08-19 18:21:29
  Pen knife (Swiss Army type) (n/t) by binkley2008-08-19 16:58:51
  My Leatherman Squirt doesn't have clippers. by jmaxsohmer2008-08-19 16:15:57
  Whatever is available at the time by intrinsic2008-08-19 15:39:35
    OK, supplemental: by McNutcase2008-08-19 15:43:26
      Still clippers. by werehatrack2008-08-19 16:38:34
        Wait, they have to be *nail* scissors? by jmaxsohmer2008-08-19 17:15:14
      Go to the supermarket and buy scissors? by intrinsic2008-08-19 15:45:14
  Clippers. by McNutcase2008-08-19 15:27:41
  Clippers. by werehatrack2008-08-19 15:14:31
  Scissors by Bellator2008-08-19 15:13:17
  Scissors by shargo2008-08-19 15:00:47
  Clippers. by dodrian2008-08-19 14:57:29
  Clippers. by krikkert2008-08-19 14:54:11
    Hey! Who let you out? ;-) (n/t) by shargo2008-08-19 15:02:27
      He escaped, remember, with a coathanger :P (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-19 15:04:51
Cell phone industry question by toysbfun2008-08-19 14:33:08
  Because MetroPCS has abysmal coverage? by raptor_872008-08-19 23:53:40
  based on posts so far by flirkann2008-08-19 19:24:10
  Two reasons come to mind by hobbs2008-08-19 15:28:44
  My cell service (AT&T) gives me... by RetiQlum22008-08-19 15:27:46
  Other Cell Service Providers don't like it when by ShadowSystems2008-08-19 14:46:03
    That's the answer - they can't by SSpiffy2008-08-19 15:21:28
      Except on leap years (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-19 15:27:53
  MetroPCS charge extra for roaming by AndyA2008-08-19 14:43:35
    If you frequently find yourself Roaming... by ShadowSystems2008-08-19 14:55:17
  Because they can by Bellator2008-08-19 14:35:31
    So, how do we fix the system? by toysbfun2008-08-19 14:37:43
      Stop giving them your money (n/t) by Bellator2008-08-19 14:38:55
Ok, im sick of this overheat problem of my laptops by confused.brit2008-08-19 14:29:44
  How big a disk do you want? by intrinsic2008-08-19 15:43:20
    To copy my current install including apps and docs by confused.brit2008-08-19 15:47:05
      The SSD may be worth more than your laptop. by kahuana2008-08-19 17:46:59
        *says the guy who's angling for 5 $100K RRC copter by kahuana2008-08-19 17:49:46
  New laptop maybe by vdp2008-08-19 14:48:47
    Might be an idea by confused.brit2008-08-19 14:56:02
      Dell still has XP available by vdp2008-08-19 15:13:58
        and if you should happen to have a full XP disc by flirkann2008-08-19 19:32:41
Odd. I got quite a lot of errors, but NWN 1 seems by Klaranth2008-08-19 13:58:31
  Look up DebugMode by EndlessWaves2008-08-19 15:22:50
I love arachnids!! by merlin2008-08-19 13:57:10
  Shucks. (n/t) by Arachnid2008-08-19 14:15:57
  Cool Pictures! (n/t) by Snate2008-08-19 14:15:20
  Oi! Hands off! He's mine! by lex_icon2008-08-19 14:15:08
    *notes that his was in the plural* by merlin2008-08-19 14:30:19
  Don't let Lex-Icon hear that :P (n/t) by Klaranth2008-08-19 14:14:43
Whimpers, I'm STILL without a computer by abaron2008-08-19 13:43:59
  If it's an older model, you might get lucky by toysbfun2008-08-19 14:24:33
    It's a current model by abaron2008-08-19 14:33:39
ATTN: UF-ET-ers by maximumbob2008-08-19 13:39:08
  Just updated for an experiment by maximumbob2008-08-19 14:03:37
  Nice! (n/t) by shargo2008-08-19 13:46:24
I think I just won a blue-ray player by emlaabs2008-08-19 13:33:01
  If you don't want it by imrambi2008-08-19 13:44:30
  Well, if you don't need it . . . by hadji2008-08-19 13:35:34
    we might be able to work out a trade by emlaabs2008-08-19 13:37:40
Ok, I have to say something about this, because by hadji2008-08-19 13:32:58
  I think it's an underlined & nbsp;  (n/t) by maximumbob2008-08-19 14:15:56
    In effect if not in actual code, yes. (n/t) by hobbs2008-08-19 14:17:44
  ARS's HTML is very very very very by hobbs2008-08-19 14:07:31
    Brave guy. by Arachnid2008-08-19 14:18:06
  I see it to. Looking at the source, it appears to by merlin2008-08-19 14:04:16
  I've seen it, and it has annoyed me by oedlan2008-08-19 13:49:42
    I see it too. At least I know I am not losing my by kc5sdy2008-08-19 13:51:04
      I just checked and I get the dot too. by rook_mtl2008-08-19 16:06:01
  No dot here. by RetiQlum22008-08-19 13:49:12
    I see no dot either, and im on FF3 too. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-19 13:59:07
  the only "speck" on my page is Dust Puppy by voxwoman2008-08-19 13:37:57
    Don't you see the point? *runs* (n/t) by shargo2008-08-19 13:42:54
  I use Seamonkey - no dot or speck by vdp2008-08-19 13:35:51
    I see the dot, too. I'm using FF3. (n/t) by jpprater2008-08-19 13:36:31
      Well, Seamonkey is still based on FF2... (n/t) by vdp2008-08-19 13:44:36
      3:rd. And thanks Hadji... I've been wondering to (n/t) by shargo2008-08-19 13:42:06
        ditto'd (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-08-19 13:43:34
          Tritto'd? I sees the dot too - also even. (n/t) by ChuckAB2008-08-19 17:21:06
Well done, Minister. Better Out than In. (n/t) by krikkert2008-08-19 13:30:37
I can haz vibes too? by sonja2008-08-19 13:28:48
  Best Luck to you, too, sonja! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-08-19 14:05:20
  ~~good luck~~ (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 14:00:34
  +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-19 13:59:44
  Yes you can haz vibes & warm fuzzies :D by AnimeJ2008-08-19 13:51:53
Good vibes, please, 22 hours and counting. by ripley82008-08-19 13:07:14
  +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-19 14:00:10
  ~~good luck and skill~~ (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 13:10:57
  Good luck on both counts! by FNORDer2008-08-19 13:09:56
  *sends good vibes* (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 13:09:23
  Skillz! (n/t) by McNutcase2008-08-19 13:08:51
  Best Luck! by bitflipper2008-08-19 13:08:11
Yay! My 'What have you done all week' meeting by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 13:03:14
Not a Darwin, but worthy of an honorable mention by DesertRat662008-08-19 12:53:48
It's 9:45 pm... and I'm in bed. by oedlan2008-08-19 12:51:05
  I told you that you needed more coffee. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-08-19 13:34:45
    You did? When? by oedlan2008-08-19 13:46:19
  Go to sleep, I'll guard the borders by Hieraco2008-08-19 12:55:52
    I have two Guard Masters as well by oedlan2008-08-19 12:57:55
Darwin Award Kite Surfer? by wabbit652008-08-19 12:28:32
  I saw that guy yesterday by thread_killer2008-08-19 19:20:49
  This may seem like a stupid question, but... by RetiQlum22008-08-19 13:17:36
    The kite is attached to a harness by wabbit652008-08-19 13:21:50
      There is a way to de-power the kite by AndyA2008-08-19 13:31:43
      That's stupid. by RetiQlum22008-08-19 13:27:53
        With the amount of power those things generate by AndyA2008-08-19 13:33:10
      Why don't these guys just hook up their by tallastro2008-08-19 13:25:29
      There is... by FNORDer2008-08-19 13:24:48
        It's hard to steer when you don't have anything to by AndyA2008-08-19 13:29:37
  To quote Ron White by talon07202008-08-19 13:00:57
    And, also to quote that great worthy... by bitflipper2008-08-19 13:03:42
      Or as Schiller put it by vdp2008-08-19 15:31:04
  you just made my afternoon! by tesla_koil2008-08-19 12:33:59
  Not me!!!! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-19 12:32:52
    Of course not. You're prone to mishap, not stupid. (n/t) by UnFair2008-08-19 12:44:20
      Hasn't always been that way. My craziness has by Lab Rat2008-08-19 12:46:59
        So has mine by bitflipper2008-08-19 13:02:31
          Of course not tropical storms are fun by Lab Rat2008-08-19 13:07:13
            Tropical Storms are nothing. by mostlyharmles2008-08-19 13:56:09
              This is for the less organized storms, of course by mostlyharmles2008-08-19 13:59:35
            O.o?? by bitflipper2008-08-19 13:10:14
              Not as bad as you think by Sonri2008-08-19 13:24:10
              You know I have to be honest by DesertRat662008-08-19 13:12:43
                Yeah, it's not like I went out to play in a by Lab Rat2008-08-19 13:14:13
                  Uh-huh; just a tropical storm, right? :grin: by bitflipper2008-08-19 13:57:31
                  I have, after a fashion by Sonri2008-08-19 13:30:47
                  I've gone out to play in a hurricane. by RetiQlum22008-08-19 13:26:00
I can't believe this by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 12:20:06
  If your mum disclosed the thefts by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 12:35:35
  Why no criminal charges? (n/t) by DesertRat662008-08-19 12:21:16
    My mom is too kind for her own good sometimes. :-P by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 12:52:37
Mobile Press Engagement Unit by wabbit652008-08-19 12:15:35
  Psh. by mostlyharmles2008-08-19 14:10:40
Tee hee hee by voxwoman2008-08-19 12:00:03
  neat by aprylmae2008-08-19 12:01:27
    If it makes it into the trade show kiosk by voxwoman2008-08-19 12:02:17
About the Norweigian Prison Break by oedlan2008-08-19 11:57:41
  kirkkert escaped? (n/t) by emlaabs2008-08-19 12:04:15
russia/georgia: nato/us. sabre rattling? (n/t) by ick2008-08-19 11:45:35
  Also Since war is depressing and sad and stuff. by mostlyharmles2008-08-19 17:14:38
    HAHAHA!!! :) (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 17:18:45
  Someone explain the Russia-Georgia thing to me by veran2008-08-19 11:48:25
    Basicly... by lheggland2008-08-19 12:29:30
      Russia still sees NATO as an enemy by basher202008-08-19 13:08:53
        Can't see why... by bitflipper2008-08-19 13:20:12
          That's the thing by basher202008-08-19 13:48:09
            Expanding any ideology involves... by bitflipper2008-08-19 14:22:13
              Reply in one word: bananas by basher202008-08-19 14:54:00
                Soviet Democracy... by bitflipper2008-08-19 15:21:20
                  Wow. What a false sense of history. by VivianC2008-08-19 19:35:47
              The fall of the soviet regime really did a number by veran2008-08-19 14:26:49
                You're right; it "confirmed" some of our most by bitflipper2008-08-19 14:36:11
          Not really by lheggland2008-08-19 13:27:26
            Hey, so are we by bitflipper2008-08-19 14:27:19
              Yep, we did some bad things fighting communism. by lheggland2008-08-19 14:59:04
                Really? by vdp2008-08-19 15:20:34
                  That == starve them all to death. (n/t) by lheggland2008-08-19 17:31:15
                WMDs? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-19 15:10:52
                  That was not a lie. by lheggland2008-08-19 15:30:35
                    Not only was that a deliberate lie. by Peace_man2008-08-19 15:50:16
                      Bwahaha.... by lheggland2008-08-19 16:09:54
                        Where does this laughing at people come from? by vetitice2008-08-19 18:33:01
                        Well, at least it stopped. by Peace_man2008-08-19 16:26:19
                          Bad Intel != Lie (n/t) by lheggland2008-08-19 16:38:37
                            Knowing Intel was from a dodgy source. by mostlyharmles2008-08-19 16:59:46
                              The current Iraqi goverment is not a puppet. by lheggland2008-08-19 17:30:16
                                I just came across a quote on AWAD. by Peace_man2008-08-19 17:44:13
                    It may not have been all the bush mob were talking by confused.brit2008-08-19 15:43:43
                      Are you sure about that? by lheggland2008-08-19 15:57:52
                  Nor is that the first one by bitflipper2008-08-19 15:26:27
                    Your kidding right? by lheggland2008-08-19 15:33:42
    As is typical in politics and war... by testy2008-08-19 11:53:13
    well, for one Georgia is an independent country by Freakazoid2008-08-19 11:51:54
      You see, I already know that. by veran2008-08-19 12:10:20
        get this straight, then by mrm2008-08-19 12:26:45
          Riot police don't shell cities by Control2008-08-19 21:32:08
          That sort of makes sense. (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 13:00:45
        Russians and Georgians are ethnically different by basher202008-08-19 12:22:22
          Not quite by vdp2008-08-19 12:35:10
            Thank you by basher202008-08-19 12:57:40
US elections thread by vdp2008-08-19 11:42:26
  McCain's position on copyright. by AndyA2008-08-19 12:11:25
  I want this game by toysbfun2008-08-19 12:09:54
  I think that right now, the US is suffering from by hadji2008-08-19 11:47:15
    I had to explain why I was laughing so hard the by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 13:16:03
    Both candidates are a little limp and unable by bimkins2008-08-19 12:06:43
  McCain just like Bush? by vdp2008-08-19 11:46:26
    Considering the alternative he is the only choice. by lheggland2008-08-19 12:14:56
      Those may happen anyway by DesertRat662008-08-19 12:19:16
    Nope by DesertRat662008-08-19 11:59:06
      I was quite pleased with McCain's performance. by dodrian2008-08-19 12:15:47
      The counter claim will be by wabbit652008-08-19 12:02:01
        Which has already been debunked by DesertRat662008-08-19 12:10:00
          Not to mention by dodrian2008-08-19 12:11:55
            As far as I can see, this boils down to... by swisscheese2008-08-19 12:24:51
              *snerk* by DesertRat662008-08-19 12:40:59
                Good answer by wabbit652008-08-19 13:02:02
                  We already have one answer by DesertRat662008-08-19 13:11:07
                And is one of these answers any more useful ... by swisscheese2008-08-19 12:57:44
                  IMO yes by DesertRat662008-08-19 13:02:04
                    You seem very sure of your stand. by Peace_man2008-08-19 13:43:32
                      Yep by DesertRat662008-08-19 13:56:58
                        Well, that says it all. by Peace_man2008-08-19 14:12:03
                          I'd say the same, but not about McCain by DesertRat662008-08-19 14:19:10
                            And yet you still can't define it. by Peace_man2008-08-19 14:30:05
                              Blue/white collar divide? by dodrian2008-08-19 15:00:48
                                I have a feeling that Obama's support by Peace_man2008-08-19 16:24:18
                                It won't by DesertRat662008-08-19 16:30:58
                              You never asked me to define it by DesertRat662008-08-19 14:46:03
                                Touche :-) by Peace_man2008-08-19 14:59:24
                                That would be impossible by DesertRat662008-08-19 16:32:26
    Meanwhile, GWB has set a new record by Peace_man2008-08-19 11:55:40
      Aside from your the personal opinion statement by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 12:52:52
      Hmmm Oil Prices have gone down by DesertRat662008-08-19 12:06:09
        What - in just the last few days? by Peace_man2008-08-19 13:29:05
          I call the bailout the same thing other financial by DesertRat662008-08-19 13:53:09
        Ahhh, how convenient by testy2008-08-19 12:21:39
          Offshore drilling and ANWR goes back to the by amp_man2008-08-19 12:34:06
            Lack of refining capability by wabbit652008-08-19 12:47:48
              Uh, no by basher202008-08-19 14:12:23
          It's not just offshore drilling by DesertRat662008-08-19 12:31:26
            And we'd have to find a place... by basher202008-08-19 14:16:53
        Over a longer period...? by kelli2172008-08-19 12:16:07
          Yep by DesertRat662008-08-19 12:23:17
            Okay, now let's continue to refine the range. by kelli2172008-08-19 14:11:22
              Feel free by DesertRat662008-08-19 14:22:12
                Et voila. by kelli2172008-08-19 14:32:01
                  Translation? by DesertRat662008-08-19 14:51:55
            So true. Too many in my generation and those after by Lab Rat2008-08-19 12:45:11
              My dad remembers that, he just snorts when people by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 12:56:57
Awesome! Airial photos! by oedlan2008-08-19 11:41:26
  Now if Google Earth can get the photos by Hieraco2008-08-19 12:39:54
  Welcome to my job. by kelli2172008-08-19 12:19:31
    "Just a trim, don't buzz me."</david spade> :-D (n/t) by kahuana2008-08-19 17:55:28
When should something be legalized? by toysbfun2008-08-19 11:16:29
  Quite easily answered, but very hard ... by aix tom2008-08-19 14:03:32
  After some of the discussions we have had here by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 12:15:54
  Keep in mind the reason WHY by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 11:37:41
    Should you make it illegal while at the same time by kahuana2008-08-19 20:19:36
      "Backing up legitimate files" is just code for by toysbfun2008-08-19 21:53:27
    What about jaywalkers? by toysbfun2008-08-19 11:48:00
      "Evolution in action" (n/t) by Divinar2008-08-19 16:02:36
      Note: Jaywalking is against the highway code by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 12:03:44
      s/break/brake (n/t) by toysbfun2008-08-19 11:48:22
    Speed limits within towns sort of make sense. by veran2008-08-19 11:46:10
  When in general no one but you gets hurt by darthludi2008-08-19 11:29:05
    That depends on how you define "hurt" by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:39:31
      The house IS damaged. by Divinar2008-08-19 16:00:48
      Short answer: yes. (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 11:42:00
        Does anything count as *not* being hurt? by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:55:24
          You may look ugly to some by veran2008-08-19 12:14:22
            Now, instead of "hurt" by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 12:21:55
              definitions, definitions... by veran2008-08-19 13:08:55
                For "good" by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 14:12:41
                  I know. Cake was mentioned then too. (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 14:20:38
                    I could make the obligatory comment by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 14:22:37
                      Save all your Joe Hill references. (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 14:25:36
          Giving hugs rarely hurts by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 12:09:25
            It makes me feel uncomfortable. by veran2008-08-19 12:11:19
              Me neither by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 12:15:16
                I tend to think spirits were involved by veran2008-08-19 13:04:54
            I finished your sentence by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 12:11:16
              Great minds, and all that rot ;) (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 12:16:54
                "Great minds think alike - and so do ours"? ;-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 12:35:29
            Sexual harassment! (n/t) by toysbfun2008-08-19 12:10:53
  Related: Overregulating our way to police abuse by DesertRat662008-08-19 11:27:18
    Article forgets the part by hobbs2008-08-19 11:50:12
      True, unfortunately by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 12:06:41
    Serves to prove a point by darthludi2008-08-19 11:32:48
      It is no longer mysterious and enticing. (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 11:40:27
Ow, that feeling... by ayteebee2008-08-19 11:12:37
I don't believe it! by testy2008-08-19 10:59:42
  To Quote : by aix tom2008-08-19 11:12:53
  One of the best quotes from SFBF by imrambi2008-08-19 11:05:34
  Can I report by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:04:28
    Trademark infringement! (n/t) by hobbs2008-08-19 12:18:00
      (That's "Little Feat") :) (n/t) by swisscheese2008-08-19 13:27:24
        (for future reference, I meant by hobbs2008-08-19 21:58:40
    No, you can't by Ston2008-08-19 11:57:31
    Be sure you get the money up front... by testy2008-08-19 11:13:42
I would ask why this guy wasn't in jail by DesertRat662008-08-19 10:48:25
  Good question. I'd like to know who by Peace_man2008-08-19 11:47:19
  He's a bully. by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 11:12:41
    Jail might help (n/t) by DesertRat662008-08-19 11:23:49
      It might show that no matter how big a bully he is by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 11:59:32
  Wow...that is about all I can tink to say by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 11:07:33
    Bullies like having power over people by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 11:18:22
      Sorry, but I have to say somethign here by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 11:25:39
        Sorry to have offended. I didn't mean to. by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 11:55:44
          Understood and appreciated :) I also apologise by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 12:12:02
            Cookies solve all hurts! :) by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 12:29:46
              I will wholehartedly second that! by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 13:00:14
Robert Jordan Fans by sjay2008-08-19 10:37:34
I have returned from GenCon. by SaylorA2008-08-19 10:34:23
Networkin UFie Assistance Request by Sonri2008-08-19 10:27:03
  OSS solution by darthludi2008-08-19 10:39:04
  #1 is more a question of hardware by Freakazoid2008-08-19 10:38:36
    Shameless plug regarding hardware: by bwkaz2008-08-19 15:36:37
    Assumptions and additional requirements by Sonri2008-08-19 12:09:34
    hmm... I could be wrong on the three adapters bit by Freakazoid2008-08-19 11:38:15
Today in History: Old Ironsides by DesertRat662008-08-19 10:25:05
Tips for memorizing a complex image? by toysbfun2008-08-19 10:08:26
  There's Definitly patterns in the picture. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 22:00:20
  Memorize the structure of the base pairs by Concept2008-08-19 10:29:38
  Get a tattoo? by ShadowSystems2008-08-19 10:14:08
  simplify it by voxwoman2008-08-19 10:13:44
  Sketch it out. by Illiad2008-08-19 10:10:09
From the Stupid criminal files, (longish) by XndeX2008-08-19 10:06:38
Why don't snakes have balls? by Hieraco2008-08-19 10:06:19
  Why did the sheep walk straight down the road? by tallastro2008-08-19 10:14:58
    *double-groan* :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-08-19 10:36:50
ATT: Clutter Squad. by Peace_man2008-08-19 10:02:28
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-08-19 09:59:47
  stats updated by goodyca2008-08-19 15:25:35
Web Comic Quote Quiz by Snate2008-08-19 09:58:21
  New quote, a simpler one, to start off easy : by Klaranth2008-08-19 10:26:06
    Nodwick by sgrunt2008-08-19 12:08:40
Hey firehawk, Happy Birthday to you too! (n/t) by Snate2008-08-19 09:56:25
  Moar Birfdayz by AnimeJ2008-08-19 10:21:05
    Sank you, sank you! :) by firehawk2008-08-19 19:03:55
      Correction: a zillion here. :D (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-19 19:05:17
MADD is mad about 100 college presidents. by Illiad2008-08-19 09:56:24
  Wouldn't that just shift the binge drinking proble by kahuana2008-08-19 17:57:48
  It'd make it easier to admit there's a problem. by esbita2008-08-19 13:30:41
  How do they estimate lives saved? by jmaxsohmer2008-08-19 13:06:52
    About the same way EA estimates losses to piracy. by McNutcase2008-08-19 13:10:15
  Somewhat OT by swisscheese2008-08-19 12:36:32
    From the Wiki entry for MADD: by quilting_kitty2008-08-19 12:47:17
      Thank-you (Last I checked, Wiki didn't mention it) by swisscheese2008-08-19 13:09:57
  Lowering the age/ raising the age won't help by DesertRat662008-08-19 11:36:03
  I believe the age should be lowered. by SaylorA2008-08-19 10:59:27
  imho.... by unjust2008-08-19 10:49:45
  I'm for lowering it by darthludi2008-08-19 10:35:05
    On the other hand by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 10:45:13
      Not necessarily by darthludi2008-08-19 10:55:26
        But there is a bit of a difference here as well by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 11:01:02
          Ditto by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:06:13
            Grandfather clause by bimkins2008-08-19 11:45:19
  I can see both sides. Now, the Way it is by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 10:26:38
    So instead of fining for minor in possession by esbita2008-08-19 13:17:14
      To me 6 one way, haf a dozen the other by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 13:37:39
        Not quite... because under the current system by esbita2008-08-19 15:02:24
          let me clarify a bit :) I was referring to by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 15:12:14
            Agreed on the parental involvement... by esbita2008-08-19 15:35:33
    3 cheers for making sense. by AnimeJ2008-08-19 10:43:24
  I also agree with lowering the age and teaching by Snate2008-08-19 10:18:12
    I think teaching responsibility alone by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 10:20:17
      Yep. Drunk lab rat+skateboard+long steep hill= x( (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-19 10:22:34
  Anything that pisses off MADD, I'm in favor! by SouthpawPL2008-08-19 10:07:30
    "I have the right to drive my car and shoot my gun by toysbfun2008-08-19 10:14:52
  It makes sense. by Peace_man2008-08-19 10:06:23
  "The problem is I can't buy beer!" by toysbfun2008-08-19 10:02:00
    That is actually a good idea. by lheggland2008-08-19 11:15:20
      You also have to realize that in places that by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 11:28:38
        Very true, by lheggland2008-08-19 12:04:13
          Actually, it is a legal technicality in many by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 12:44:40
            Big difference between technicalities by lheggland2008-08-19 12:53:56
              Yep...my parents told me.... by esbita2008-08-19 13:11:47
    and make the driving age 25? (n/t) by voxwoman2008-08-19 10:03:04
      No, drop it to 14. by lheggland2008-08-19 11:18:48
      The insurance companies might like that by toysbfun2008-08-19 10:06:08
        Actually, no they wouldn't. by esbita2008-08-19 13:03:08
  I actually agree with lowering the legal age to 18 by aprylmae2008-08-19 10:01:36
  Won't this just mean the college students by voxwoman2008-08-19 09:59:50
    The thing about raising it to keep by AnimeJ2008-08-19 10:27:53
      Like Peace_man said, teaching it in the schools by toysbfun2008-08-19 10:32:38
        There's somethings you're not taking into account by AnimeJ2008-08-19 10:40:54
          I was fortunate to have a pretty progressive by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 10:56:52
          Not all parents will go into conniptions, by toysbfun2008-08-19 10:51:59
            Abstinence only sex ed isn't a new thing. by AnimeJ2008-08-19 11:13:27
              No, it's not new. by toysbfun2008-08-19 11:23:38
                The 95% number is VERY misleading by AnimeJ2008-08-19 11:46:38
                  I thought it went up to 44. by toysbfun2008-08-19 12:04:43
                    How about up to 18? by esbita2008-08-19 15:17:31
                      I think one of us is confused about what sex ed is by toysbfun2008-08-19 17:50:41
                        I think that at the high school level... by esbita2008-08-19 19:38:09
                  The problem isn't "abstinence education" by Snate2008-08-19 11:49:41
                Something must be working then because by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 11:30:38
                  I've read it has to do with today's youth by toysbfun2008-08-19 11:43:21
        I would rather them get exposed to it by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 10:39:44
          That sounds like a great program. by Peace_man2008-08-19 10:45:22
    When I was a teenager the drinking age was 18 by Lab Rat2008-08-19 10:18:29
Where do you go for your gaming news? by tesla_koil2008-08-19 09:54:19
  Blue's News! by MPL2008-08-19 11:09:30
  Where to start? by AnimeJ2008-08-19 10:54:17
  Massively by y2kdragon2008-08-19 10:15:07
How come to fly by Woodburn2008-08-19 09:43:04
  That's easy: by RetiQlum22008-08-19 15:21:12
  Ugg I hate US Airways (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-08-19 09:54:42
  Maybe the second leg plane is almost full, by aix tom2008-08-19 09:54:15
  Wait what? by McNutcase2008-08-19 09:47:27
  Because it's almost always cheaper by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:44:27
    yes but why is by Woodburn2008-08-19 09:49:12
      Oh, hang on by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:54:56
      It's probably a supply and demand thing. by hadji2008-08-19 09:54:11
      are they trying to save seats for by voxwoman2008-08-19 09:52:23
        I don't know... by Woodburn2008-08-19 09:56:36
          ah, I thought a one-way was in there somewhere by Freakazoid2008-08-19 09:59:26
            I just try searching for round tickit prices .. by Woodburn2008-08-19 10:09:15
            That's also something I don't get. by aix tom2008-08-19 10:05:41
ATTN: blindman by corwin172008-08-19 09:42:29
My day is complete:) by hactar the uhhh2008-08-19 09:41:04
Here's me, being the SAN admin . . . by hadji2008-08-19 09:40:54
  "to shut him up" is NEVER a reason for admin. by McNutcase2008-08-19 09:52:23
    The way to shut him up is by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 21:58:54
    Yeah. I know that. And you know that. by hadji2008-08-19 09:55:15
      The problem is that the bosses don't know that. by AnimeJ2008-08-19 10:56:40
  Tell your boss what happened. by jpprater2008-08-19 09:47:14
    No, it's not going to work like that. by hadji2008-08-19 09:49:31
      Or you *could* perform the password reset... by kahuana2008-08-19 20:24:48
    Seconded. Who knows he might make by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 09:48:31
    And BTW...Happy Birthday. :) (n/t) by jpprater2008-08-19 09:47:39
My homework is due on the first day of school. by ihope1272008-08-19 09:38:50
oh yea. That's why I'm already hungry for lunch by aprylmae2008-08-19 09:33:28
  I'm hungry too. by ripley82008-08-19 09:40:50
    19 minutes to go, btw... (n/t) by ripley82008-08-19 09:41:15
How do they do that? by veran2008-08-19 09:23:29
  I've been reading Gwynne Dyer's articles on this. by Cural2008-08-19 17:32:44
  The real "funny" thing by basher202008-08-19 10:22:17
  Reminds me of an old story by toysbfun2008-08-19 09:35:03
    Hyperinflation will do that by PeKaJe2008-08-19 10:58:33
  1.6 trillion dollars for bread by aprylmae2008-08-19 09:29:46
    but what is the exchange rate? by ick2008-08-19 09:36:44
      Officially 1 USD = about 20 ZWD by hobbs2008-08-19 10:58:27
      There isn't one by basher202008-08-19 10:24:21
        Actually there is an exchange rate by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 10:43:46
          So I could invest $.56 (US) by Stibbons2008-08-19 10:49:22
            I'd buy that for a dollar! (n/t) by toysbfun2008-08-19 11:10:30
            Perhaps the 419 scam by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:10:00
      I have one of their $10,000 bills. The last time by kc5sdy2008-08-19 09:44:18
        at that rate by aprylmae2008-08-19 13:22:34
        think Chamin by basher202008-08-19 09:58:29
      Around 10**11 to 1 last I read (n/t) by toysbfun2008-08-19 09:38:07
      that's kind of what I meant (n/t) by aprylmae2008-08-19 09:37:46
Iliad, might you be accused of plagiarism? by tompaine2008-08-19 09:07:30
  Nope. The Emperor had "tailors". by werehatrack2008-08-19 09:18:11
    Toga! Toga! Toga! by Stibbons2008-08-19 10:31:18
  Fair use. (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 09:10:20
Google wants targeted mobile ads by toysbfun2008-08-19 09:02:29
  I can understand the benefits... by mrxavia2008-08-19 09:10:20
My cat controls the weather! by Hieraco2008-08-19 08:58:12
  Long ago I had a cat who predicted rain. by TheCatMan2008-08-19 09:26:55
  Cats are not evil by y2kdragon2008-08-19 09:02:23
Almost On topic by SciSSorS2008-08-19 08:56:57
  psst: his name is spelled "Stef" by Freakazoid2008-08-19 09:33:13
WTB[$EXPLETIVE_BEYOND_OBFUSCATION]? by werehatrack2008-08-19 08:55:54
  No, it's real spam from a pair called by voxwoman2008-08-19 10:09:07
  I couldn't find him at GenCon. :-( by hadji2008-08-19 08:59:12
    He's out of action for a while yet. by werehatrack2008-08-19 09:03:24
ATTN:firehawk by hadji2008-08-19 08:49:36
  THANK YOU ALL! I feel so loved. ^.^ (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-19 19:04:59
  hippo birdies to *both* of you :) by Garrinka2008-08-19 16:15:31
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-08-19 16:50:49
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2008-08-19 16:51:01
  Hmmm, didn't see this before I posted the other 1 by Snate2008-08-19 10:13:06
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 10:05:49
  *eats piece of firehawk's cake* (n/t) by werehatrack2008-08-19 09:19:15
  Happy birthday hadji and firehawk !!! by joresgump2008-08-19 09:08:46
  Happy Birthday hadji and firehawk! :) *BD hug* (n/t) by NDwight2008-08-19 08:51:49
  Thanks Hadji! ^_^ by firehawk2008-08-19 08:51:48
~*eats hactar's boom de yada again!* ~ by joresgump2008-08-19 08:39:10
  Awwwww:( (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-08-19 10:31:13
  HA! Fooled you! by firehawk2008-08-19 08:53:56
  Funny, I was just looking at a video by da-gimp2008-08-19 08:47:18
No DND today, so I can get NWN working by klar_at_work2008-08-19 08:35:59
  If you want to play online, by Mad Marty2008-08-19 09:14:41
    No need for that .... by Klaranth2008-08-19 09:47:14
      It's like a mod in other games by EndlessWaves2008-08-19 11:32:28
  So.... by y2kdragon2008-08-19 09:04:51
Well, THAT didn't work by SSpiffy2008-08-19 08:26:00
  Hope the go-lytely by Bastetsmuse2008-08-19 08:42:19
Interesting... by mekkanik_mike2008-08-19 08:15:30
  Probably scanned it and found a string of bytes by Sterling_Ag2008-08-19 08:20:38
    could be,... by mekkanik_mike2008-08-19 08:26:21
Imperial Fleet Week: San Francisco by DesertRat662008-08-19 08:08:58
  And not one shot fired?! by wabbit652008-08-19 10:02:49
    Ummm... Fleet Week is a PR campaign by DesertRat662008-08-19 10:13:00
      I know by wabbit652008-08-19 11:20:49
        What they video doesn't show by DesertRat662008-08-19 11:34:20
        For the Galactic Empire, that is (n/t) by wabbit652008-08-19 11:22:01
  Seeing is believing by Hieraco2008-08-19 08:47:53
  that is an impressive piece of work (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 08:32:03
  Awesome! Thanks, DR66! :D (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-08-19 08:30:01
I think I need to un-eat my dinner... by FNORDer2008-08-19 08:07:32
  I think I've posted about this before. by hactar the uhhh2008-08-19 11:34:54
  {{{Bullied people}}} by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 10:38:23
  Bullying can't really be stopped by the by Peace_man2008-08-19 10:24:15
    Or it could be that... by kelli2172008-08-19 13:04:25
      Turn the other cheek... by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 13:21:21
        Nor should headteachers encourage it in response by confused.brit2008-08-19 15:14:35
        Turn the other cheek, and bullies will smack and by veran2008-08-19 14:23:41
    I'm in favour of the parenting license. (n/t) by FNORDer2008-08-19 10:38:22
      Yes! We need MORE Government! by DesertRat662008-08-19 11:23:09
        What about a jury system? by kelli2172008-08-19 13:21:15
          I'm reminded of the saying about jury trials by DesertRat662008-08-19 14:06:07
            Small, necessary, and wholly unrealistic. by kelli2172008-08-19 14:16:26
              and an excellent check by DesertRat662008-08-19 14:56:03
        Especially given the sort of citizens gov't wants by esbita2008-08-19 12:35:56
          In a word of eloi, I wanna be a morlock. (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 13:07:08
        Good idea. But how do you do that? by Peace_man2008-08-19 12:11:21
          Cut off the poison decreasing community power by DesertRat662008-08-19 12:15:40
            Is that what you think affected the community? by Peace_man2008-08-19 13:59:31
              Yep by DesertRat662008-08-19 14:11:50
                When the Government was weak and by Peace_man2008-08-19 14:22:45
                  A wise man once said by DesertRat662008-08-19 15:04:51
                    They may have been wise. by Peace_man2008-08-19 16:10:58
                      Which has what to do with what I posted? by DesertRat662008-08-19 16:27:27
      Seconded. by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 10:49:40
  Simple answer by y2kdragon2008-08-19 09:11:48
    Why can you not kick them out? (n/t) by callithrix2008-08-19 09:53:17
      You'll get sued, and probably lose your job. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-08-19 10:07:26
        Anybody resorting to violence can be expelled. by callithrix2008-08-19 10:16:52
          Violence, yes by y2kdragon2008-08-19 10:18:54
            Agreed. by callithrix2008-08-19 10:31:40
  *sigh*, am a teacher myself... by callithrix2008-08-19 09:03:46
    Obfuscate what you are punishing them for. by FNORDer2008-08-19 09:09:56
      First, that assumes by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:12:21
        Not necessarily. by FNORDer2008-08-19 10:33:05
          I'm not certain I'd agree by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:01:45
          Had much of the same treatment myself as a pupil by callithrix2008-08-19 10:53:27
        I agree by testy2008-08-19 09:53:56
        Neither could I. by callithrix2008-08-19 09:37:24
        I was bullied, I should have just stood up to them by mrxavia2008-08-19 09:26:48
          Here's what I've learned. by testy2008-08-19 10:09:30
          problem with that by aprylmae2008-08-19 09:31:30
            Maybe, depends who he would believe by mrxavia2008-08-19 09:42:10
              I got that reaction too the one time i tried to by confused.brit2008-08-19 15:22:13
            And often, the bully... by Illiad2008-08-19 09:39:07
              I was new assaulted physically by callithrix2008-08-19 09:51:38
                the mental torment is actually worse by aprylmae2008-08-19 09:53:21
                  And it can be very hard to spot as a teacher by callithrix2008-08-19 10:01:49
                    too true by aprylmae2008-08-19 10:07:26
                      It was a nice change going to university. by callithrix2008-08-19 10:23:09
                        someday I'd like to go back by aprylmae2008-08-19 10:25:49
                          I was very privileged. by callithrix2008-08-19 10:37:06
                            my father and step-mother by aprylmae2008-08-19 11:31:14
                              I can imagine. by callithrix2008-08-19 11:46:41
                                thanks by aprylmae2008-08-19 11:55:59
              I got in serious trouble for that, once. by McNutcase2008-08-19 09:42:42
                I rather approve of that. (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 12:01:21
                  Of what? (n/t) by McNutcase2008-08-19 13:00:08
                    Trying to break your bullies head on a wall (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 14:27:58
                That is bit severe... by mrxavia2008-08-19 09:53:27
                  The only martial arts I could have studied... by McNutcase2008-08-19 10:06:51
            One must learn the art of hurting without leaving by veran2008-08-19 09:38:46
  Revenge delayed is still sweet. by werehatrack2008-08-19 08:40:51
    I suppose you're right by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:07:08
      Living well is the best revenge. by kelli2172008-08-19 13:35:02
        Works only if done in view of the bully. by werehatrack2008-08-19 15:18:35
      There is no "payback," only revenge. by veran2008-08-19 09:35:58
        That's precisely what I don't understand by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:38:54
          Giving them some of the pain they inflicted on you (n/t) by esbita2008-08-19 10:49:33
            Why bother? by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:02:40
              Warm fuzzies. by esbita2008-08-19 12:05:32
                I prefer to let them go their own way by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 12:14:18
                  Oh but I wanna know every lurid detail! by esbita2008-08-19 12:23:02
            I understand the concept in theory by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 11:00:10
              It works, regardless wether you enjoy it or not by veran2008-08-19 11:59:44
                In my case by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 12:04:24
                  Hey, if it needs doing, and nothing else works... (n/t) by veran2008-08-19 14:28:43
                    I'd question by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 18:19:55
  The bullies are the good socializers by TrogL2008-08-19 08:18:04
    Sociopaths, actually. by veran2008-08-19 09:32:15
    I did have some success... by McNutcase2008-08-19 08:42:36
      What do you do when its the whole school by confused.brit2008-08-19 08:47:02
        I went for "high-profile beating" by veran2008-08-19 09:31:03
        I left. by McNutcase2008-08-19 09:11:16
          Same. by FNORDer2008-08-19 09:35:50
            Yeah, that's about when I crashed and burned... by McNutcase2008-08-19 09:39:40
        Or you stop performing so nobody notices you... by FNORDer2008-08-19 08:54:14
          Why would beating up bullies blemish your mind? by veran2008-08-19 09:30:01
          for me it was middle school when it got bad by aprylmae2008-08-19 09:08:02
UF Philosophy Corner by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 07:25:27
  Look: by veran2008-08-19 09:15:27
    I'm not talking about by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:18:14
      No, and that's the truth. by tallastro2008-08-19 11:41:31
        Okay, now we're getting somewhere by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:53:09
          Philosophy is applied semantics. by kelli2172008-08-19 13:45:37
            I'd disagree by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 13:53:09
              There's more value in introspection, IMHO. by kelli2172008-08-19 14:25:34
                Actually by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 18:11:19
          The word "No" captures my thoughts by tallastro2008-08-19 13:12:28
  Depends on what sense. by FNORDer2008-08-19 07:51:56
    I'm not sure I see the difference by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 07:56:46
      Ironically, A faulty example might be better. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 08:05:54
        Here's a better one: by FNORDer2008-08-19 08:08:59
          Both are still opinions. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 08:50:10
            They may turn out to be false by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:55:48
              Boolean logic, when you win the lottery by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 09:20:01
                So you're saying that the statement by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:22:51
                  I think so.. :P In a nutshell... by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 09:32:28
          No, I don't. by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:16:35
            Can you know the future? by FNORDer2008-08-19 08:35:40
              No human being can know the future - by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:41:13
                Yes it turns out to be in fact, true. by FNORDer2008-08-19 08:51:18
                  But if the statement turns out to be true by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:54:46
                    I suppose it doesn't. by FNORDer2008-08-19 09:05:35
                      I wasn't making the assumption either way by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:09:03
                        I don't think the status of a statement can be by Peace_man2008-08-19 09:48:41
                          I can't know by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:51:29
                            Isn't that impossible according to the rules by Peace_man2008-08-19 10:15:52
                              Those actually do have a place by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 10:25:47
                                Well, there we have it. by Peace_man2008-08-19 10:50:56
                        I was assuming it was time-dependent. by FNORDer2008-08-19 09:18:02
                          I'd say by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:20:41
        In that case by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:08:30
          Like the car question from the other day: by FNORDer2008-08-19 08:11:13
            So you would say that there are such things by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:15:06
              No... Not (yet) peceptible anyways.. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 08:45:52
                I'm not sure whether you're saying by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:51:33
                  To find Truth, one has to know what it looks like. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 09:08:24
                    But you believe that there is by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:10:15
                      Yes, because the fact we're actually here, by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 09:16:17
                        You're assuming, of course by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:21:59
                          I think therefore I am. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 09:36:25
                            Well, maybe. by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:41:42
                              That criticism (at first glance, I'm eating atm) by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 09:55:06
                                How do you know by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:58:42
                                Cause and consequence. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 10:09:24
                                Who says there is "something" thinking? by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 10:18:54
                                I think we need to. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 10:38:47
                                Why not? by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 10:54:21
                                On the other hand: For the sake of argument: by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 11:04:20
                                I don't see why there couldn't be by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:08:21
                                Then there would still be 'somehting' doing by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 11:17:36
                                Well, you did specify "life-forms" :-) by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:35:16
                                Quote from the Wiki by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 11:46:29
                                I'm saying by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 11:57:54
                                What would be the difference between a thought and by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 12:18:26
                                That's exactly what I'm asking. by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 12:37:33
                                Thats a matter of grammer. by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 14:06:43
              Yes. by FNORDer2008-08-19 08:31:38
  No difference by TrogL2008-08-19 07:48:10
  And ATTN: tallastro by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 07:32:53
    An argument has no need to be complelling. by tallastro2008-08-19 08:08:21
      "compelling" by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:13:57
  Not really. by toysbfun2008-08-19 07:32:19
    When telling a lie..? (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 09:24:02
    Good question. by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 07:39:24
      It depends on what your definition of "lie" is. by toysbfun2008-08-19 07:50:31
        Let me rephrase that, then by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 07:59:00
          I want to say it is, by toysbfun2008-08-19 08:10:59
            Okay, so you're saying by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:17:59
              Pretty much. In longer, wordier arguments, by toysbfun2008-08-19 08:26:20
stinking, frelling, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! by aprylmae2008-08-19 07:04:43
  Are you SURE they don't want you to hear ? by SciSSorS2008-08-19 08:11:08
    maybe they want me to hear by aprylmae2008-08-19 08:41:18
      Yell back to tell them the gorey details of some by confused.brit2008-08-19 08:44:56
  You must work with me... by CubicleInmate2008-08-19 07:38:10
    Diary and topic please by confused.brit2008-08-19 08:38:38
      Oh alright... by CubicleInmate2008-08-19 10:14:22
    exactly by aprylmae2008-08-19 07:44:08
  My personal peeve is by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 07:10:38
  That's when I'd start yelling embarassing advice by Sterling_Ag2008-08-19 07:09:06
    "Put some cream on it!" by toysbfun2008-08-19 07:15:15
      "Sand-paper should clear that up." (n/t) by Imp2008-08-19 07:37:05
    I've been tempted by aprylmae2008-08-19 07:13:41
      It doesn't necessarily need to be *good* advice by testy2008-08-19 07:19:09
        like he said though, you'd be surprised by aprylmae2008-08-19 07:22:39
          I'd be more likely to say... by werehatrack2008-08-19 08:48:37
You know you are a font of information when: by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 06:53:35
  O.o by aprylmae2008-08-19 06:58:41
    I'm thinkin' doctor, and *now* by testy2008-08-19 07:06:28
      depends how bad the bruning sensation by aprylmae2008-08-19 07:11:19
        Good point by testy2008-08-19 07:14:09
    That is pretty much what I said. followed by by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 07:03:09
      I've not bee asked that specifically by aprylmae2008-08-19 07:08:02
        I do really well on random trivia games by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 07:09:31
          me too. A few catergories I am better at than by aprylmae2008-08-19 07:12:42
            My guild on Wow has a trivia bot by Sterling_Ag2008-08-19 07:40:55
              neat. my guild is mostly crazy, drunk, canadian by aprylmae2008-08-19 07:45:24
                Heh. My GF and I love our guild too by Sterling_Ag2008-08-19 07:52:44
      that's good by aprylmae2008-08-19 07:05:49
        Just a hunka hunka... </elvis> (n/t) by kelli2172008-08-19 07:22:41
          *groan* <bursts into flames> by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 08:01:48
Hieraco: I sent you gmail. by Tyop2008-08-19 06:42:42
  Wonderful \o/ Thanks by Hieraco2008-08-19 08:39:13
/me plays "find the catch" with annuity contracts by esbita2008-08-19 06:11:45
  The *agent* has read the contrats by SciSSorS2008-08-19 08:03:56
    Read what I've written before you post. by esbita2008-08-19 08:50:21
  Most never read the contract... by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 06:50:00
  Thanks for being one of the good guys, esbita (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 06:17:34
  Preying on the elderly by y2kdragon2008-08-19 06:16:31
    It's the bankers that really tick me off. by esbita2008-08-19 06:40:56
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-08-19 05:30:02
Prisoner Escapes (Norway). by krikkert2008-08-19 05:09:46
  Great walls you have there by oedlan2008-08-19 06:28:18
    Built during winter, perhaps? by werehatrack2008-08-19 07:05:20
      It may not be fully cured, too by testy2008-08-19 07:17:23
    You can dig through concrete with a coat hanger.. by karl-henrik2008-08-19 06:56:17
Some Contraptions are just insane by Hieraco2008-08-19 04:37:26
  My "Four Balls" solution by corwin172008-08-19 18:05:35
  My solution to back and forth by AndyA2008-08-19 10:53:58
    *applauds* That was CLOSE! (n/t) by Skelwar2008-08-19 11:11:13
      I prefer to think of it as minimalist. by AndyA2008-08-19 11:26:12
        Mine was rather lucky by EndlessWaves2008-08-19 11:38:16
  Did you know that ropes could break? by Skelwar2008-08-19 10:05:12
    Yup. i broke ropes in exactly the same way. by BloodyViking2008-08-19 10:12:23
      I just did it. by Skelwar2008-08-19 10:14:32
        Now, just Unpossible remains. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-08-19 10:45:52
          That doesn't look too hard if you can get up top (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-08-19 12:06:54
            whoohoo by weedwacker012008-08-21 05:07:21
              on my 3rd try by weedwacker012008-08-21 05:14:41
  My solution for that one was a little simpler: by AndyA2008-08-19 09:21:19
  finally got 4 balls! by blindman2008-08-19 08:41:51
    You're whole post is so wrong on so many levels! ( (n/t) by corwin172008-08-19 09:32:13
      NOT FRIDAY (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-08-19 12:19:18
  Just wait by tacojohn482008-08-19 08:23:53
    The minimalist method. by AndyA2008-08-19 12:25:42
      Very elegant (n/t) by NaOH2008-08-19 12:27:30
    Way too complicated. by BloodyViking2008-08-19 10:05:03
      That's pretty much how I did it too (n/t) by NaOH2008-08-19 12:26:36
    I'm struggling with that one right now. by Skelwar2008-08-19 08:49:52
  I struggled with "full up" all night by confused.brit2008-08-19 08:06:19
    My solution didn't use the big ball at all. by BloodyViking2008-08-19 10:01:37
      I didn't even think of using the ball. by Skelwar2008-08-19 10:07:08
        easy way by weedwacker012008-08-22 19:55:09
  How do I beat "the tube"? by Skelwar2008-08-19 07:30:17
    It worked! It worked! by Skelwar2008-08-19 07:41:42
  I'd been working on something similar... by Sharku2008-08-19 06:18:22
  Incidentally, there's also Armadillo Run by Concept2008-08-19 06:00:03
    or the Incredible Machine games by Freakazoid2008-08-19 06:34:53
      hmm, yeah...good times by flirkann2008-08-19 07:34:27
        hmm, might have to have a look at that later by Freakazoid2008-08-19 07:45:34
  Hehe, so I'm not alone. :) by Concept2008-08-19 05:55:58
  That actually is similiar to what I was working on by blindman2008-08-19 05:54:37
    Big ball took me several hours to get by Hieraco2008-08-19 06:07:06
      mine actually climbed up the ball and rolled by blindman2008-08-19 07:04:20
        I used a similar strategy by EndlessWaves2008-08-19 08:03:51
          I went for the dive bomber approach. by AndyA2008-08-19 11:50:54
            Wrong Link? (n/t) by Snate2008-08-19 11:59:20
              Oops. ctrl-c didn't do a copy. Correct link... by AndyA2008-08-19 12:06:53
  that's hysterical! by voxwoman2008-08-19 04:39:48
This is a fly in the ointment - Watchmen film by voxwoman2008-08-19 04:33:49
  Stuff like that has been done before to delay by ideur2008-08-19 05:31:00
  Something about movies by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:43:43
    I know of a couple of movies that by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 06:58:18
    And the article doesn't say whether or not by merlin2008-08-19 06:26:47
    I'd like to get into those vaults, by veran2008-08-19 05:52:23
      Never gonna happen by y2kdragon2008-08-19 06:13:24
        Rickroll again? Will it ever by AnimeJ2008-08-19 06:21:26
An alternative energy based on road-building! by carthax2008-08-19 04:31:03
  The only issue I see with it is what happens when by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 08:10:59
  Now that's cool (n/t) by merlin2008-08-19 05:50:05
    No, it's hot. by jpprater2008-08-19 06:00:10
      Hehe :D by AnimeJ2008-08-19 06:28:27
        Once it becomes water under the bridge (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 07:33:41
Attn: ATT Ufies by Electric Storm2008-08-19 04:23:55
  LookOut Express? Please tell me you aren't using by Freakazoid2008-08-19 07:59:53
    Thunderbird rocks. by smiffy2008-08-19 16:13:38
      OK! by Electric Storm2008-08-20 00:43:46
  AT&T? by flirkann2008-08-19 07:27:20
    Not right for me... but...... by Electric Storm2008-08-20 03:05:57
    TY! by Electric Storm2008-08-20 00:29:33
Garrinka check your mail...... by Electric Storm2008-08-19 04:20:17
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-08-19 04:00:01
PSA! Adobe has started to ship a Norton product by shargo2008-08-19 03:24:26
  Tried downloading Flush player from their website by intrinsic2008-08-19 04:21:37
    It has been for a bit Use the Offline installer. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-19 07:49:10
Good samaritan tradgedy... by sonja2008-08-19 02:47:29
  Sad story, but by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:40:58
    I think it's the latter. by voxwoman2008-08-19 04:43:51
  *prays* (n/t) by jpprater2008-08-19 03:00:22
  awwwww.........!!!!! by mekkanik_mike2008-08-19 02:51:25
    it's a tragic story. by voxwoman2008-08-19 04:37:35
The end of the world is nigh! by sazzer2008-08-19 02:37:33
  Screenshot by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:39:17
  Nope... by microchip2008-08-19 03:09:51
    Darn. So it is a 'retro' release ? by Cokish2008-08-19 06:49:53
  Wha? "Duke Nukem 3D"? by DerSarek2008-08-19 02:44:46
Silly Question of the Day : by klar_at_work2008-08-19 01:50:03
  G-Rules, under I-operate (n/t) by joresgump2008-08-19 08:17:27
  Arachnid by confused.brit2008-08-19 07:46:15
  Pella. The OS should be obvious. by werehatrack2008-08-19 07:17:58
    IDidn'tGI. Had to Google. by vetitice2008-08-19 08:34:44
  ShowTune by tallastro2008-08-19 06:36:43
  Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. by AnimeJ2008-08-19 06:23:26
  Spam by firehawk2008-08-19 05:57:54
  The Octopus by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:38:23
  TheSearchinator by voxwoman2008-08-19 04:12:14
    Do you mean ... by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 05:14:39
  'Drought', runs on (through) Windows (n/t) by oedlan2008-08-19 04:01:35
  It's name will be "Dragon" by RetiQlum22008-08-19 02:54:53
  Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio by smiffy2008-08-19 02:18:12
    All will be fixed in ARS2! by dodrian2008-08-19 02:27:37
      Release date: 1 week after Duke-Nuke'em Forever. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-08-19 03:09:37
        *Psst* Reti, look here: by Cokish2008-08-19 06:25:48
          Nevermind (n/t) by Cokish2008-08-19 06:50:16
      i thought this IS ARS2. by klar_at_work2008-08-19 02:35:33
  Aiera. by dodrian2008-08-19 01:59:10
    A web browser that works web-based..? by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 02:01:35
      Run under ajax windows? (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-08-19 02:36:33
      No. by dodrian2008-08-19 02:12:59
  DesertOctopus by Snate2008-08-19 01:53:04
I wonder if the mainframe at McDonalds is a by karl-henrik2008-08-19 01:44:02
  It's probably Big Tasty, too. (n/t) by krikkert2008-08-19 05:11:10
  you made my day! thx :D (n/t) by symbiont1b2008-08-19 04:21:35
  Here, smarty pants by thread_killer2008-08-19 02:26:55
    The article refers to it as a Big Mac cluster. by todAnthony2008-08-19 06:15:37
  You're aware Sun had network interfaces called by ttlogic2008-08-19 02:04:00
    Proof, please by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:37:32
      They're old, I don't think Sun sells them anymore by ttlogic2008-08-19 05:11:56
        Very cool by y2kdragon2008-08-19 06:12:42
        When I was at the University of Missouri by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 05:17:41
    No I wasn't (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-08-19 02:10:10
  I wonder if the finance app is named by Tyop2008-08-19 01:47:20
    Argh, I should know the name... by oedlan2008-08-19 03:58:51
  I wonder if you need more coffee. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-08-19 01:45:13
    How did you know we are out of coffee? by karl-henrik2008-08-19 01:47:22
      If you can't prove it, he's doing it right. (n/t) by Tyop2008-08-19 01:48:22
        I am Ninja! by RetiQlum22008-08-19 01:59:07
Server Names and Asset Numbers by iain_benson2008-08-19 01:07:57
  We do something simular. by kc5sdy2008-08-19 06:54:23
  Asset number should not be part of the hsotname by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 01:40:31
    For servers this is true, PCs and Laptops however by intrinsic2008-08-19 04:44:15
      Agreed, I name most of my mailservers by Classic_Jon2008-08-19 08:27:37
        Mail and web servers are easier by altordwm2008-08-19 08:33:20
          You can't point the MX for the domain at mail, tho by bwkaz2008-08-19 10:01:55
            Changing an MX record is just as easy by altordwm2008-08-19 10:46:23
    Ditto by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:36:38
    Agree. (n/t) by smiffy2008-08-19 02:19:41
Yard? by gatherp2008-08-19 01:00:55
  For lumber and fabric you buy it by the Yard by Hieraco2008-08-19 01:11:15
    Perhaps for lumber but not for fabric. In Canada, by Danu2008-08-19 10:55:15
    Odd, we've used meters for both of those for about by intrinsic2008-08-19 05:51:44
    Dumb Math by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:35:17
      Why? by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 05:13:49
        Lemme see... by intrinsic2008-08-19 05:46:52
          I find the "Imperial" more logical at times by altordwm2008-08-19 08:21:16
            Maybe we should be talking to by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:26:23
          Why does having different numbers by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 05:54:27
            The metric system switches dimensions well too. by tallastro2008-08-19 07:37:30
              The thing is by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 07:46:12
            gallon? by kent_eh2008-08-19 06:57:27
              Doesn't matter by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 07:08:23
            More examples by y2kdragon2008-08-19 06:10:23
              A cup is not a measure of weight by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 06:18:05
                It's the "let's all use it" part. by tallastro2008-08-19 07:23:34
                  Why should by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 07:41:07
                    You said you didn't have a problem by tallastro2008-08-19 07:48:17
                      I said I don't have a problem with by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:01:20
                        It is a goal for many people. by tallastro2008-08-19 08:27:12
                          I wouldn't say by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 08:35:56
                            I didn't say we ought to use metric. by tallastro2008-08-19 09:30:27
                              I don't have a problem with by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 09:37:57
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-08-19 01:00:02
Food, sleep and training. by karl-henrik2008-08-19 00:46:01
  I used to run on about 5 hours of sleep. by Nath32008-08-19 16:12:00
  XKCD can provide some insight by joresgump2008-08-19 11:17:14
  6-7 hours on weekdays by Nea2008-08-19 10:34:50
  I used to get 8. by Illiad2008-08-19 10:12:49
  Four. Exercise? What's that? (n/t) by TrogL2008-08-19 07:40:22
  6-8 is pretty normal here. by AnimeJ2008-08-19 06:20:26
  Weekdays? Usually between 5-6 hrs by Concept2008-08-19 05:36:47
  Generally 5 - 6 hours by MatthewDBA2008-08-19 05:36:22
  About 7 by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:34:15
  9 hours a night by smiffy2008-08-19 00:55:53
    Not much but the lecture was named that.. by karl-henrik2008-08-19 00:59:43
      Standard Wisdom then. by smiffy2008-08-19 01:04:25
  I try to get at least 8h on a nightly basis. by sgrunt2008-08-19 00:47:17
I'm Back!!!! :) by Electric Storm2008-08-19 00:42:32
  Laptop issues by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:33:13
  Welcome back! (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-08-19 00:46:36
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-08-19 00:41:56
  Morning! by Nea2008-08-19 08:47:38
    *serves TAD* by Treehugger2008-08-19 09:32:41
      *sips tea* Thanks! by Nea2008-08-19 09:40:09
  morning by aprylmae2008-08-19 05:43:26
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-08-19 05:45:28
      very good by aprylmae2008-08-19 05:50:29
  *yawn* need some BAS please. by esbita2008-08-19 05:31:19
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-08-19 05:44:49
      Thankies *gulps down* by esbita2008-08-19 06:06:56
  Ehwotay! by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:31:08
  Wahay! by smiffy2008-08-19 03:33:26
  new passport? by Klymer2008-08-19 01:18:32
  {{{{{{{Treehugger}}}}}}}}} *backs ice cream truck* by Electric Storm2008-08-19 00:45:58
    mmm Icecream by Treehugger2008-08-19 00:52:17
      *sets up GET YOUR ICE CREAM HERE! sign* by Electric Storm2008-08-19 01:13:03
        ~snags a tub of the praline flavour and curls up by confused.brit2008-08-19 07:29:26
        eye-scream by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:31:51
  *puts hot choc mug on counter* by sgrunt2008-08-19 00:42:45
    Of course cherub! by Treehugger2008-08-19 00:51:35
      *drinks hot choc* by sgrunt2008-08-19 00:53:45
        *operates crane lift (can't do it myself)* by Treehugger2008-08-19 00:55:14
          *sneaks up on sleeping sgrunt with a spoon* by firehawk2008-08-19 01:05:24
Sid, for the win! by postaljohn2008-08-19 00:31:32
  Easy. Touch it. (n/t) by cuboci2008-08-19 01:40:27
  Common sense? by EnzoMatrix2008-08-19 01:05:42
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-08-19 00:30:37
  What are the four bases of RNA? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-08-19 00:37:01
    I assume you mean by sgrunt2008-08-19 00:38:54
      Uracil -> Thymine by smiffy2008-08-19 00:44:53
        Selling smelly fish? by bobtail2008-08-19 00:49:32
          designer of planets by Klymer2008-08-19 00:52:16
            Zaphod Beeblebrox by smiffy2008-08-19 00:57:00
              A bowl of petunias high abov planet Magratheea (sp by DerSarek2008-08-19 01:00:36
                tea: he asked the nutrimatic drink dispenser by Klymer2008-08-19 02:02:31
                  *Technically* that's not entirely correct by intrinsic2008-08-19 04:31:17
                  Unpronounceable, nicknamed Ix. by smiffy2008-08-19 02:26:27
                    Robby the Robot from Lost in Space. by RetiQlum22008-08-19 03:01:50
                      <Deleted><Deleted>2008-08-19 03:44:00
                        Mod'd: Triple (n/t) by Tyop2008-08-19 03:44:26
                        Mods! voxwoman was naughty and posted three times (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-08-19 03:36:42
                          Yeah - and I posted once... by smiffy2008-08-19 03:53:17
                            if ($user==smiffy) {denypost();} (n/t) by Klymer2008-08-19 04:45:58
                            It took a VERY long time to post by voxwoman2008-08-19 04:04:37
                      <Deleted><Deleted>2008-08-19 03:43:40
                      Forbidden Planet by voxwoman2008-08-19 03:13:40
                        Robby by smiffy2008-08-19 03:56:45
                          The Rocky Horror Picture Show by iain_benson2008-08-19 03:59:01
                            Crystal Maze by sazzer2008-08-19 04:15:12
                              Edward Tudor-Pole (1993-95) by lurker692008-08-19 05:11:39
                                robbi tobbi und das fliewatüüt by Klymer2008-08-19 08:33:28
I hate when my ISP decides to go down. by skippy-ish_guy2008-08-19 00:23:00
  Maintainance by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:29:35
  They hate their customers. by Hieraco2008-08-19 01:05:45
PSA to those who put up Job Postings... by ShadowSystems2008-08-19 00:15:22
  And on that subject... by McNutcase2008-08-19 08:38:48
  They have to hire people to recurit for them! by firehawk2008-08-19 01:01:03
  That's the problem with recuriters... by manxmania2008-08-19 00:37:52
    Stop repeating yourself by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:28:27
  As a former Signor Technical Recuriter by smiffy2008-08-19 00:18:01
    Do you feel... by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:27:57
      Large cartoon foot descends... by smiffy2008-08-19 16:09:53
waugh... by mekkanik_mike2008-08-19 00:13:41
Jack Johnson moment by Llyr2008-08-19 00:13:14
  Johnson Manlove by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:26:46
    Horrible, by AnimeJ2008-08-19 06:26:26
RSOTM (SFEMOLN) by Hieraco2008-08-19 00:07:53
  Shocking by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:25:47
  Dubya will invade your country... by smiffy2008-08-19 00:16:26
    Ostriches of Mess Distraction? by firehawk2008-08-19 01:03:36
CotD (Compliments of the Day) by Spisefisken2008-08-19 00:06:16
  Thanks everyone! by esbita2008-08-19 14:41:48
  Wow. Where to begin? by jmaxsohmer2008-08-19 11:50:25
  Estiba is nice & has a kind word when needed. by ShadowSystems2008-08-19 09:59:13
  Esbita is a smart, smart girl. (n/t) by spud2008-08-19 08:00:05
  She's smart and witty. by RetiQlum22008-08-19 03:07:51
  Esbita by Snate2008-08-19 01:50:12
  Compliments to Esbita :) by karl-henrik2008-08-19 01:41:52
Oh Mr. Hadji. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! \o/ by Snate2008-08-19 00:04:02
  Hadji is another year old... by ShadowSystems2008-08-19 09:59:50
  \o/ by hadji2008-08-19 09:02:27
  *clears throat* by joresgump2008-08-19 08:15:26
  Happy orbit completion day by confused.brit2008-08-19 07:16:14
  \o/ Hurray Birthdays! by AnimeJ2008-08-19 06:31:52
  Happy Birthday, Hadji! by Miss L. Anyus2008-08-19 06:25:24
  Happy Birthday! by esbita2008-08-19 05:30:02
  Hippo birdy ewe ewe by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:25:08
  Bappy hirthday yo tou!! by mekkanik_mike2008-08-19 02:48:41
  Happy birthday, Hadji... by firehawk2008-08-19 00:57:04
  dancing rodents to you! (n/t) by postaljohn2008-08-19 00:36:29
  Whoa, happy birthday! by Llyr2008-08-19 00:10:30
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-08-19 00:03:02
  Any thoughts on BOINC with Linux RT kernel? by smiffy2008-08-19 00:14:11
    It shouldn't have any effect.... by Didactylos2008-08-19 01:09:30
      Will do. by smiffy2008-08-19 02:23:17
We have rollover! by oedlan2008-08-19 00:01:27
  *rolls oedlan over* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-08-19 00:04:03
    *rolls sgrunt over* by mekkanik_mike2008-08-19 00:26:45
      *rolls sgrunt's brains over* by firehawk2008-08-19 00:41:38
        *rickrolls your rollover* (n/t) by Skelwar2008-08-19 00:53:23
          *rolls over Rickover* (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-19 00:56:19
            *rickrolls over firehawk* by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:24:19
              Hey now, you can't just rickroll over by firehawk2008-08-19 05:53:51
                Your rickroll is by AnimeJ2008-08-19 06:03:57
                  BRRRAAAAAIIIIIINSSS!! (n/t) by DerSarek2008-08-19 06:49:56
                    *eats DerSarek's brains* (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-19 08:28:01
Translations by Nea2008-08-19 00:01:01
  Deutsch/German tlp (n/t) by medo2008-08-19 00:05:24
    by MedO by medo2008-08-19 00:06:05
Worthy of a great old one! by DerSarek2008-08-19 00:00:56
  Didn't you know? by y2kdragon2008-08-19 04:23:45
  this comic reminds me of the "pitrpod" comic.. ;) (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-08-19 00:02:22
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-08-19 00:00:00
  KeithRichardspracticedonYukaafterthegagwasputon by Hieraco2008-08-19 00:00:57
  KeithRichardspracticedonYukaafterthegagwasputon by sgrunt2008-08-19 00:00:29

 

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