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Cartoon for Aug 10, 2008
Strip for Aug 10, 2008
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Grasshoppers are NOT supposed to be flying around by Snate2008-08-10 23:22:40
  Go through the official process once a week. by FNORDer2008-08-10 23:42:03
I *knew* that LHC dude looked familiar by archnerd2008-08-10 23:12:31
  ^_^ (n/t) by UmbralRaptor2008-08-10 23:28:08
ATTN Lex-Icon by Klaranth2008-08-10 23:08:02
  I really liked Saturday's by Snate2008-08-10 23:58:42
Dream job update: by FNORDer2008-08-10 22:58:24
Today I got to sleep in almost an hour longer! by oedlan2008-08-10 22:16:19
Great Now I have to hear about how by joecrouse2008-08-10 21:33:17
Illiad/Myke by mekkanik_mike2008-08-10 21:29:59
RIP Bernie Mac 5/10/57 - 9/8/08 by FNORDer2008-08-10 21:28:49
  I really liked the Bernie Mac Show. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-10 22:26:08
attn: Shadowsystems by sonja2008-08-10 21:21:49
Question about processors by raptillicus2008-08-10 21:18:11
  Looks OK. by PSYCHOI3OY2008-08-10 22:34:47
  either the 4850e or the 9150e by leibold2008-08-10 22:01:43
    zalmans are very good for that (n/t) by flirkann2008-08-10 22:37:51
    Agreed. I built all my sftuff in an Antec 900 by Lab Rat2008-08-10 22:19:02
  uses less power than the older X2s by flirkann2008-08-10 21:52:31
  I dunno. I bought this one.... by Lab Rat2008-08-10 21:25:17
  I go for Magimix. by McNutcase2008-08-10 21:20:46
    Kenwood Chef all the way! (n/t) by vetitice2008-08-10 21:41:55
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-08-10 21:00:02
That. Was. The. Most. Amazing. Relay. I. Have. by Lab Rat2008-08-10 20:40:29
  I'm trying to stay up to see it... by misrobin22008-08-10 21:21:57
  ...? (n/t) by themadkansan2008-08-10 20:48:50
    Swimming. Hot muscley men in speedos. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-10 20:52:06
  They literally muscled that win by wabbit652008-08-10 20:47:18
    They do look hot, don't they. by Lab Rat2008-08-10 20:50:44
      *tosses Lab Rat into pool* by wabbit652008-08-10 20:55:29
        Ahhh, thanks. All better now. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-10 21:07:53
          Glad to hear it by wabbit652008-08-10 21:47:02
            He is only one of several. You did see their by Lab Rat2008-08-10 22:24:53
              I'm paying closer attention by wabbit652008-08-10 22:40:35
  Agreed. (n/t) by the_diggity2008-08-10 20:43:48
    I didn't breathe for the last 100 meters. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-10 20:45:57
A humorous take on the geek dating dilema by swisscheese2008-08-10 20:07:31
  IDGI by toysbfun2008-08-10 20:43:10
    Well, by Mostlyharmles2008-08-10 20:51:04
  guh? Bluh... by Mostlyharmles2008-08-10 20:15:58
I R In Newspaper! by sonja2008-08-10 20:02:25
  SNOW in the SUMMER ?!?!11 by maximumbob2008-08-10 20:30:27
    LOL (n/t) by Silverfire2008-08-10 20:41:58
  Cool! Congrats. by Silverfire2008-08-10 20:26:30
  Just be glad that is all you get by nightmonger2008-08-10 20:10:19
    Concur. by sgrunt2008-08-10 20:13:06
      well this past year by laserman2008-08-10 20:19:43
  But no credit? (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-08-10 20:06:05
  No picture? How disappointing.... (n/t) by ChuckAB2008-08-10 20:05:34
    I meant of you. And was that your picture? by ChuckAB2008-08-10 20:09:03
      I linked to one of me on yesterday's board by sonja2008-08-10 20:24:59
Wire for electronics by maximumbob2008-08-10 19:58:27
  For breadboards, 24 AWG solid only by OddParity2008-08-11 07:49:53
  Yes. Wire is good. by kahuana2008-08-10 20:16:41
  Thoughts: by ChuckAB2008-08-10 20:02:07
  Personally, I'd use by sgrunt2008-08-10 20:00:35
    Yeah... I found that last bit out by maximumbob2008-08-10 20:02:15
      About the only way to fix that is to tin the ends by ChuckAB2008-08-10 20:03:12
        My other problem is that I got too small by maximumbob2008-08-10 20:32:46
          for thin wire I usually use a stanley knife by flirkann2008-08-10 20:41:08
            I tend to use my teeth. by McNutcase2008-08-10 21:18:35
            A thumb nail sometimes works too. by kahuana2008-08-10 20:56:30
ATTN: oot by sgrunt2008-08-10 19:23:43
  Move delayed by oot2008-08-10 19:26:13
    Ugh. Hopefully this resolves quickly. by Silverfire2008-08-10 20:27:30
    Argh. {{{oot}}} by sgrunt2008-08-10 19:28:08
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-08-10 19:21:40
PSA: When you find someone laying on the ground by nightmonger2008-08-10 19:17:07
  if they say they are ok then by joecrouse2008-08-10 21:36:23
  While the wife and I were investigating by nightmonger2008-08-10 19:36:06
    That was supposed to say "people stopped by nightmonger2008-08-10 19:39:55
      You say some stupid things after you take a header by abaron2008-08-10 20:50:45
        Oh and good on you for helping by abaron2008-08-10 20:52:09
  It's just a flesh wound! by rook_mtl2008-08-10 19:27:40
I was abducted by aliens! by oot2008-08-10 18:58:02
  That's no bed. It's a time machine! by toysbfun2008-08-10 19:24:03
  I was abducted too! by kc5sdy2008-08-10 19:13:17
  Or maybe abducted by cats... by oot2008-08-10 18:59:56
Pet peeve: "It's just a theory" by toysbfun2008-08-10 18:56:50
  <rant>You have a hypotheses, not a theory</rant> ( (n/t) by raptor_872008-08-10 21:33:46
    I'd correct people on this one more by toysbfun2008-08-10 22:24:38
  I wish people would paper train their pets. by kahuana2008-08-10 20:22:48
  Gravity is only a theory! (n/t) by UGuardian2008-08-10 19:01:38
    Was gravity ever downgraded from "law" status? by toysbfun2008-08-10 19:06:19
      Downgraded? by Control2008-08-10 21:31:37
        I thought they stopped calling them laws by toysbfun2008-08-10 22:23:20
    Intelligent Falling replaces Gravity FTW!! (n/t) by wabbit652008-08-10 19:05:15
      "Invisible backpacks filled with God's heavy love" (n/t) by toysbfun2008-08-10 19:07:58
  So it's a proven theory. by fudje2008-08-10 19:01:31
    Has it been peer reviewed and/or duplicated? by synack2008-08-10 19:08:15
    Well, I have witness and a written record by toysbfun2008-08-10 19:05:05
What is this world comming to? by micahrw2008-08-10 18:34:38
  Same time wrestling became Science Fiction. by kf4oyt2008-08-10 22:04:17
  There's a fine line between sport and competition. by toysbfun2008-08-10 18:50:51
  what you complaining about by joecrouse2008-08-10 18:42:02
  When they realized it brought in more viewers than by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:36:32
Coffee/Dining table suggestions? by MrTrick2008-08-10 18:34:31
  So far... by MrTrick2008-08-10 19:46:57
    That's a cool design. Simple, strong and elegant. (n/t) by ChuckAB2008-08-10 20:06:46
  have the legs each be made of two pieces by AprylMae2008-08-10 19:23:54
    Interesting idea. by MrTrick2008-08-10 19:29:48
      indeed by AprylMae2008-08-10 19:31:40
        A "Castro Convertible Coffee Table" looks by ChuckAB2008-08-10 19:36:47
  Found this - pricy, though £375. Only in England. by ChuckAB2008-08-10 19:09:46
    Ooh. :-) by MrTrick2008-08-10 19:22:07
      Here's some interesting stuff, too by ChuckAB2008-08-10 19:30:43
        neat by AprylMae2008-08-10 19:38:55
  Expandable legs for the coffee table. (n/t) by micahrw2008-08-10 18:35:46
    The ones I've seen... by MrTrick2008-08-10 18:44:49
survey takers wanted by dennismv2008-08-10 18:32:39
  Question #9 by Hieraco2008-08-11 00:23:09
  Done. =) by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:48:24
    ooh thanks a lot ! by dennismv2008-08-10 21:07:59
“She’s ugly as sin now,” by DesiredUsername2008-08-10 18:10:55
  OK, why aren't msnbc pages showing up in FF for me by Snate2008-08-10 18:37:54
    OK, I tried safe mode FF, all cookies allowed, and by Snate2008-08-10 18:50:03
      Fdisk Format Reinstall by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:51:22
    There are a metric S4 Ton of cookies... by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:42:27
      butbutbutbutbut by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:43:48
        Especially chocolate chip ones fresh from the oven (n/t) by radiowave9112008-08-10 18:48:48
    Site blocked or somesuch? by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:39:28
      Shouldn't be and I don't have noscript or adblocke by Snate2008-08-10 18:42:23
  Is it bad that I knew what this was about? by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:20:29
    Naming your dog booger by micahrw2008-08-10 18:32:09
      A friend-of-a-friend named their dog by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:40:26
  Depends on what sin. by micahrw2008-08-10 18:17:15
here is an interesting question linux type by ick2008-08-10 17:42:35
  Should work OK, but Ubuntu may be too heavy... by swisscheese2008-08-10 19:33:05
    another option: Ubuntu "alternate install cd" by swisscheese2008-08-10 19:57:42
  It can be done by UGuardian2008-08-10 19:00:41
  Possible - did something similar in distant past. by sgrunt2008-08-10 17:56:27
    the partition manager thru ubuntu is locking up (n/t) by ick2008-08-10 18:11:10
      Hmm. by sgrunt2008-08-10 19:28:58
  I know very little about Linux, but... by jpprater2008-08-10 17:55:24
  Where does the problem happen? by spartan.ii.1172008-08-10 17:53:42
RIP Issac Hayes by voxwoman2008-08-10 16:52:00
  He has gone to join Xenu... (n/t) by subbywan2008-08-10 17:17:31
  Chef Really is dead now (n/t) by micahrw2008-08-10 16:58:53
*sigh* by Mostlyharmles2008-08-10 16:29:45
  Goes out Gets booze by joecrouse2008-08-10 21:47:17
  GRAH STILL LOVE HER WHY?! by Mostlyharmles2008-08-10 20:03:04
  Keep your chin up. by micahrw2008-08-10 17:42:08
  To clarify. by Mostlyharmles2008-08-10 17:09:46
    how long has it been? by voxwoman2008-08-10 17:33:39
      2 year relationship, 4 months over. by Mostlyharmles2008-08-10 17:37:30
        Give yourself time. by Silverfire2008-08-10 20:40:29
        You're not out of the woods yet by voxwoman2008-08-10 18:05:55
          If you do go that route though. by micahrw2008-08-10 18:15:55
  Phoon's back! by jiteo2008-08-10 16:56:11
    Ah... a chance to transfer self inflicted violence by Mostlyharmles2008-08-10 16:58:42
*has job interview today* by MrTrick2008-08-10 16:22:55
  I have one tomorrow. (n/t) by staticsan2008-08-10 17:07:46
    Then good luck to you too. :-) (n/t) by MrTrick2008-08-10 18:58:56
  Viel gluck hon! :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-08-10 16:47:02
  +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by confused.brit2008-08-10 16:23:54
  Good luck to you! (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-08-10 16:23:33
chocolate covered bacon?! o.0 by Garrinka2008-08-10 16:17:58
  How weird. That page won't open in FF3. by Snate2008-08-10 18:00:39
    Opened fine for me (n/t) by micahrw2008-08-10 18:07:11
    wurx fer me by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:06:11
  Kinda like deep-fried Oreo, methinks... (n/t) by themadkansan2008-08-10 16:20:16
ATTN Oot: by confused.brit2008-08-10 16:11:24
  *giggle* Cute intro by oot2008-08-10 18:54:37
    Blame the aliens! by oot2008-08-10 18:59:13
(Laughing merrily) Happy birthday to my mom... by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 16:07:58
  Congrats to ShadowMom. I definitely know who you by Silverfire2008-08-10 23:13:20
  If you would like. by micahrw2008-08-10 17:43:35
    Go for it! =D by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 17:50:19
      Fine, call my bluff...... by micahrw2008-08-10 17:51:54
        Depends on where y' plan on stickin' th' candle... by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:11:15
          noone wants to see that by AprylMae2008-08-10 18:22:33
            Fine, then call it a belated B'Day present to me.. by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:26:45
  Hey, it's my Mom's birthday too! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-10 16:59:20
    Happy b-day Lab Rats Mom! (n/t) by Silverfire2008-08-10 23:13:50
    (Throws confetti & blows a noise maker) by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 17:14:02
      Mind bleach!!!(n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-10 17:28:43
        Prude... =)P by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 17:33:31
          Lech! >:P by themadkansan2008-08-10 17:41:54
            Freak... =D by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 17:49:11
              Perv! by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:05:20
                HEY! (comical scowl, tapping foot, arms crossed.) by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:09:41
                  Perv perv perv perv! by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:11:42
                    (Waves his hand ala The Matrix...) by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:25:16
                      Bah. You suck. by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:30:23
                        Only if she asks nicely, yes... by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:43:17
                          *fires strait-jacket launcher* by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:45:01
                            (Lathers th straps in BBQ sauce & gnaws happily.) by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 18:54:20
                              So long as it keeps you busy and quiet. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-08-10 20:48:17
    grats Lab Rat's mom! :) many more to her too! :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-08-10 17:05:09
      Thanks! 'twas her 75th. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-10 17:10:37
  happy birthday.. shadow's mom! :) by Garrinka2008-08-10 16:22:48
    Oh no... No more for mom... by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 16:36:26
      I meant *more birthdays* you noob ;) by Garrinka2008-08-10 16:40:29
        As long as she claims to still be 21 and by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 16:47:54
          I got carded to have beer with lunch by flatlander2008-08-10 16:49:52
            COOL! =D by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 17:13:19
Home, sweet home by Rogue19712008-08-10 16:01:33
Mwahahahaha. by krikkert2008-08-10 15:11:02
  So.. ;) by karl-henrik2008-08-10 16:23:06
    Speak for yourself. by themadkansan2008-08-10 16:29:39
      /me is waiting for EFTel to finish their MSAN roll by intrinsic2008-08-10 16:37:42
        Fat chance of anything like that here. by themadkansan2008-08-10 16:39:14
          Got a 100Mbit fiber here.. by karl-henrik2008-08-10 16:54:15
            piddling little countries mutter, mutter by intrinsic2008-08-10 18:30:40
              LUXURY! by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:33:43
                Um, T1 is only 1.544Mbs methinks you mean T2 or T3 by intrinsic2008-08-10 18:38:56
                  Na, T1. by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:41:35
                    Ohhh, you want reliable ;oD (n/t) by intrinsic2008-08-10 19:40:06
            Everything sucketh here. by themadkansan2008-08-10 17:40:57
  Yes? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-08-10 15:14:51
    I'll bludgeon you with your Panzerfaust once by krikkert2008-08-10 15:27:38
      It takes more than just a fast connection to bludg by Klaranth2008-08-10 22:51:00
Don't use firefox. Use IE. by dennismv2008-08-10 14:29:00
  Have to install waaay too many Windows libraries. by fudje2008-08-10 19:00:15
  Yup. We Love ActiveX. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-08-10 16:16:32
  Say that again! by diginferno2008-08-10 15:23:22
  Why would I be using firefox in the first place? (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-08-10 14:55:27
  Have you been buying time on Russian botnets again by intrinsic2008-08-10 14:41:37
    umm what ? by dennismv2008-08-10 16:37:19
  World domination is overrated. (n/t) by Arachnid2008-08-10 14:31:56
  Firefox does not impress me. by dodrian2008-08-10 14:31:37
    That's funny by maximumbob2008-08-10 15:58:20
  Are you kidding? I got a virus running that thing. by toysbfun2008-08-10 14:31:07
  Pfft. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-10 14:30:01
Laptop question by bimkins2008-08-10 14:22:49
  a note for the EEE pc by robertltux2008-08-10 22:12:49
  With the eee Linux version by EndlessWaves2008-08-10 15:03:26
  I cannot recommend the small screens if that's the by UnFair2008-08-10 14:53:37
    Not so bad so for by monza2008-08-10 15:10:10
    This laptop won't be his primary computer. by bimkins2008-08-10 15:08:33
  Thank-you, all!! {{{{{UFies}}}}} (n/t) by bimkins2008-08-10 14:31:01
    No problem. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-10 14:31:54
  USB drvie needs to be made bootable by confused.brit2008-08-10 14:26:20
    I'm not worried about speed. by bimkins2008-08-10 14:27:42
  External optical drives should be fine by hobbs2008-08-10 14:25:35
    Yup, now these things "just work" (n/t) by intrinsic2008-08-10 14:43:11
  You can boot over USB by Arachnid2008-08-10 14:25:03
    So, when Windows explodes, by bimkins2008-08-10 14:26:58
      Yup. by Arachnid2008-08-10 14:28:45
      Yup. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-10 14:28:42
pretty! by sonja2008-08-10 13:56:26
  That is a pretty birdie! by Silverfire2008-08-10 20:41:26
  AWWWWK! Polly wanna Pirate! AAWWK! by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 14:07:01
  Excellent picture. \O/ by Hieraco2008-08-10 14:02:22
    Nikon D70S by sonja2008-08-10 14:10:42
      Nice camera. I have the D70. :) by Arachnid2008-08-10 14:29:51
      That's a nice lens... by Bellator2008-08-10 14:12:33
        I want a bigger one by sonja2008-08-10 14:13:17
          But they always say... by Bellator2008-08-10 14:17:11
            "They" don't know about big by DesiredUsername2008-08-10 15:35:20
              that's more of a telescope than a camera lens! (n/ (n/t) by sonja2008-08-10 15:41:25
                Telephoto SAM Launcher. :D (n/t) by themadkansan2008-08-10 16:17:35
          Not Friday! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-10 14:14:29
    *Clicks more info* by Bellator2008-08-10 14:07:54
    Etch-A-Sketch! =D by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 14:07:43
      You got the email about them, didn't you? by sonja2008-08-10 14:11:57
        ?O.o? Uhhhh... No? by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 16:18:18
  Nice :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-08-10 13:57:27
How different are C and C++ ? by toysbfun2008-08-10 13:30:23
  It would probably be fair to say at least in the by intrinsic2008-08-10 14:54:58
    I find that hard to believe by KrakensDen2008-08-10 15:34:15
    C 10 times faster that C++? by vdp2008-08-10 15:12:44
      "Run to about" as in estimates I've seen lie betwe by intrinsic2008-08-10 15:43:22
        If by real time systems, you also mean by vdp2008-08-10 16:11:53
          That's another factor too (n/t) by intrinsic2008-08-10 16:39:20
  C++ is a superset of C* by Arachnid2008-08-10 14:09:33
    LOL, "just adds OO" (n/t) by nitpickin2008-08-11 06:29:07
  Learn C first by vdp2008-08-10 14:06:36
    Don't learn C first! by digitig2008-08-10 16:54:10
    That book requires some prior knowledge by toysbfun2008-08-10 14:13:09
      I don't think so. by vdp2008-08-10 14:16:55
        I have to agree with toysbfun on that one. by kahuana2008-08-10 15:43:01
          As long as you know how to edit a text file, and by vdp2008-08-10 16:05:36
  Kind of? by KrakensDen2008-08-10 14:05:40
    I'll take a link if you have it. by toysbfun2008-08-10 14:20:12
      Well... by KrakensDen2008-08-10 15:29:29
        I would never have looked there. Thanks by toysbfun2008-08-10 17:07:13
    How did I forget about Gnome? by Arachnid2008-08-10 14:13:05
  Memory management, handling of objects by oot2008-08-10 13:49:04
    Objective C is an entirely different kettle of fis by intrinsic2008-08-10 14:46:54
    C++ doesn't have memory management by Arachnid2008-08-10 14:10:19
      My bad. s/management/allocation/ (n/t) by oot2008-08-10 14:14:28
        ...C has memory allocation. by Arachnid2008-08-10 14:16:51
    I didn't think C had objects. by toysbfun2008-08-10 14:08:55
      Objects are concepts by vdp2008-08-10 14:13:52
      C has structs by oot2008-08-10 14:13:51
        Actually, you can have methods as part of structs by intrinsic2008-08-10 14:49:27
Any Google Geniuses out there? by Hieraco2008-08-10 13:05:04
  -vacation -holiday -travel -hotel by oot2008-08-10 13:28:10
    +toast by damn_skippy2008-08-10 15:12:50
  Tried Craigslist? :) by Arachnid2008-08-10 13:07:30
    Lots for the capital city of $Country but not for by Hieraco2008-08-10 13:18:54
      Need more info. Where is location required? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-10 13:22:09
        If you dont want to say on here by confused.brit2008-08-10 13:25:18
          Done (n/t) by Hieraco2008-08-10 13:33:39
            You haz a mail. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-10 13:45:40
  Craigslist? (n/t) by jiteo2008-08-10 13:06:13
Web Comic Quote Quiz by Snate2008-08-10 12:55:18
  Looking For Group by Snate2008-08-10 12:56:58
    What's New! With Phil and Dixie. by moongoddess2008-08-10 13:11:08
      Kevin & Kell by radiowave9112008-08-10 18:46:10
        Schlock Mercenary by sgrunt2008-08-10 19:26:40
So here I am, sitting on my front porch by radiowave9112008-08-10 12:53:39
  Looks like it changed direction slightly. by radiowave9112008-08-10 13:18:34
  Hear any tambourines and elephants? (n/t) by kahuana2008-08-10 13:10:31
    Yeah, they are playin' in the band. by Hieraco2008-08-10 13:54:31
  but are you in a rocking chair? (n/t) by Hieraco2008-08-10 13:05:31
    I ain't that old yet :) by radiowave9112008-08-10 13:08:29
Arg! I just want to send in my sodding CV! by confused.brit2008-08-10 12:35:15
  my skillz are by jiteo2008-08-10 13:00:54
    Not a numeral or symbol in the lot. by kahuana2008-08-10 13:27:03
      I was wondering... (n/t) by raptor_872008-08-10 13:32:14
  How does this list sound? by confused.brit2008-08-10 12:47:41
    Hmm... by oot2008-08-10 13:01:52
      works with coworkers well, good interpersonal by Garrinka2008-08-10 13:03:42
    That bad huh? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-08-10 12:55:20
  Patience with (l)users, punctuality, by Hieraco2008-08-10 12:41:37
    Punctuality not one of my strong points... :( by confused.brit2008-08-10 12:44:30
  Good interpersonal skills (n/t) by oot2008-08-10 12:38:32
(Metal triangle clanging) LUNCH TIME! by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 12:15:24
  ~steals a bowl of strawberries, drowns them in by confused.brit2008-08-10 12:58:09
  Mmmmm.. Leftovers. by DesiredUsername2008-08-10 12:21:27
    (Nodding) I've had food that good before... by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 12:32:54
  *brings mom's potato salad in ever frosty bowl* ;) by Garrinka2008-08-10 12:20:32
    (Splashes Garrinka) by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 12:31:23
      kinda hard to see anything.. its *black* ;) by Garrinka2008-08-10 12:36:01
        (Grins) No, but the water is *COLD*... by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 12:38:00
          changes into seal form and swims after ya.. by Garrinka2008-08-10 12:43:22
            (Laughing) You & your Beastial fetishes... ;-}p by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 12:50:12
              no no fetish.. I'm a druid after all ;) by Garrinka2008-08-10 12:56:19
  *Brings homemade cinnamon rolls* by dodrian2008-08-10 12:18:50
    HEY! No food in the pool! *mock scowl* by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 12:22:11
      That's gonna be cold... (n/t) by dodrian2008-08-10 12:25:01
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by NotVidi2008-08-10 12:13:57
100 most common English words. by dodrian2008-08-10 12:05:00
  45 -- *headdesk* on some of the ones I missed. (n/t) by Concept2008-08-10 16:55:09
  33 (n/t) by NotVidi2008-08-10 14:19:54
Help me out with something... by imperito2008-08-10 12:01:02
  nope, not here by Hieraco2008-08-10 12:37:14
Sysadmin job listings -- huge requirements lists! by oot2008-08-10 11:47:36
  Dependent on the sector and the area by calcrazy2008-08-10 12:59:55
  Mostly the latter by hobbs2008-08-10 12:28:17
    It works best if you can link the experience to by intrinsic2008-08-10 16:16:48
      I was simplifying a little by hobbs2008-08-10 19:21:18
        Oops! by hobbs2008-08-10 19:33:35
    not that HR people want to hear. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-08-10 12:37:03
      That depends how sane they are by hobbs2008-08-10 14:59:56
    Playtime! :-) by oot2008-08-10 12:36:07
      It's what I did. by confused.brit2008-08-10 12:40:33
        Cool! by oot2008-08-10 12:56:23
          Then, I had no formal qualifications at all by confused.brit2008-08-10 13:03:54
            I was in the same boat two and a bit years ago by hobbs2008-08-10 19:35:50
            What course did you take? (n/t) by oot2008-08-10 13:43:07
              Equivilent of a COMPTIA A+ by confused.brit2008-08-10 13:49:27
            :-) by oot2008-08-10 13:25:00
              Luck got me the position, then I guess I p6 her of by confused.brit2008-08-10 13:29:47
                *hugs* Good luck! by oot2008-08-10 13:46:43
                  Oh oh oh! by confused.brit2008-08-10 13:52:13
                    Awesome! Wanna see! (n/t) by oot2008-08-10 14:15:10
                      Uploading now by confused.brit2008-08-10 14:22:02
                        Yousendit wins! by confused.brit2008-08-10 14:49:45
  around here if you aint got them dont bother by joecrouse2008-08-10 12:09:30
    Can I ask how it's gone for you? by oot2008-08-10 12:29:11
      I am not a good example by joecrouse2008-08-10 12:33:41
        im also in an area with a GLUT of IT industry by joecrouse2008-08-10 12:36:18
  My research on the matter shows... by Illiad2008-08-10 12:09:13
    ... by oot2008-08-10 12:20:09
      Many places specifically hire new graduates by Arachnid2008-08-10 13:13:07
        :-D (n/t) by oot2008-08-10 13:25:26
      Not necessarily. by Illiad2008-08-10 12:59:40
        :-) Cool (n/t) by oot2008-08-10 13:08:02
  IME, the latter. by Arachnid2008-08-10 11:58:02
  Steak for hamburger price. by themadkansan2008-08-10 11:50:09
    Yup, then there's the physically impossible by intrinsic2008-08-10 16:12:10
      ...You don't know how to timetravel? by themadkansan2008-08-10 16:24:57
  Somewhat of the latter by confused.brit2008-08-10 11:49:26
    That is also my experience by PeKaJe2008-08-10 11:56:16
      Over here, they often just do a Word Search of tho by Klaranth2008-08-10 12:04:35
        :-) Thanks! by oot2008-08-10 12:26:20
Is has 5 minnit choklit caek. by confused.brit2008-08-10 11:35:23
  Epic Fail. by confused.brit2008-08-10 11:59:38
    bring it to the pinic ;) see up above ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-08-10 12:17:45
      s/pinic/ picnic.. needs coffee drink.. me does ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-08-10 12:18:23
Anyone up for W:ET in 30 minutes/1 hour? by NotVidi2008-08-10 11:26:59
  Aye, for about an hour or so (n/t) by Klaranth2008-08-10 11:48:02
How's this for cool? by Arachnid2008-08-10 11:16:54
U.S. "pathetic" in adjusting to energy crisis by Illiad2008-08-10 10:55:09
  "If I lived in a city that had dedicated bike by raptor_872008-08-10 13:54:43
    Anyway, the wind power is red herring. by raptor_872008-08-10 14:01:49
  The big difference is American mindsets by leistico2008-08-10 11:39:23
    Something has to do it eventually. by themadkansan2008-08-10 11:44:42
      The better alternative, IMHO, is obvious by leistico2008-08-10 11:56:28
        So when Earth is a waste dump by oedlan2008-08-10 13:16:23
        What about when 'learning' could involve by Arachnid2008-08-10 12:22:51
        The problem with that is... by themadkansan2008-08-10 12:17:52
  The last sentence sums it up nicely. by aix tom2008-08-10 11:28:44
    ever read Shadowrun much ;) by Garrinka2008-08-10 11:35:11
      Never actually. by aix tom2008-08-10 11:59:19
        true for those who can *afford* it.. by Garrinka2008-08-10 12:11:52
          Change also can happen .. by aix tom2008-08-10 12:32:09
            Not for mass transit your not. by joecrouse2008-08-10 12:40:53
            ol' supply and demand eh? ;) by Garrinka2008-08-10 12:40:35
              When was the oil changed last? by themadkansan2008-08-10 16:15:18
                I just had a tune up done.. ohh... by Garrinka2008-08-10 16:46:05
                  Conversions are usually for the people with by themadkansan2008-08-10 18:00:27
              They are only helping with TVs because by joecrouse2008-08-10 12:42:30
                MOAR BREAD AND CIRCUSESES!! (n/t) by toysbfun2008-08-10 13:59:51
          add on top of that the various other obsticals by joecrouse2008-08-10 12:28:21
            Baltimore sounds like a regular crappy place by veran2008-08-10 14:37:10
              for non profit agencies YES baltimore is Crap by joecrouse2008-08-10 16:07:23
            And things can't be changed? by aix tom2008-08-10 12:42:50
              Not unless you want to jack up the price by joecrouse2008-08-10 13:06:00
                Ah, I meant the underlying infrastructure. by aix tom2008-08-10 13:20:38
                  The automobile age started ~a century ago, though. by raptor_872008-08-10 13:47:48
                    2 billion dollars for 200 more buses just to by joecrouse2008-08-10 16:05:15
  The majority of people don't =know= how to respond by themadkansan2008-08-10 11:13:59
    there is *no* infrastructure to *turn* to though.. by Garrinka2008-08-10 11:22:37
      You are in the Chicago metro area... by vivianc2008-08-10 11:29:47
        yes and? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-08-10 11:33:42
          I think what he is trying to say.. by Garrinka2008-08-10 11:37:12
            You are correct by oedlan2008-08-10 13:11:08
            looked to me like he was under the impression by joecrouse2008-08-10 11:54:32
        well more like a way northwestern suburb ;) by Garrinka2008-08-10 11:33:26
  The large/small flush toilet is a bit of a by Arachnid2008-08-10 11:07:10
    start / stop by acl682008-08-10 12:06:24
      It is worse. by Arachnid2008-08-10 12:15:27
        well mine doesn't. I'm an engineer :c) (n/t) by acl682008-08-10 12:18:23
Speaking of new movie spoilers.... by Hieraco2008-08-10 10:28:14
Cthulhu the movie?! .. could be 'interesting' :) by Garrinka2008-08-10 10:03:07
  Never watch anything with Tory spelling by veran2008-08-10 13:30:30
  Thank you for reminding me! by Bellator2008-08-10 10:08:03
    anytime hon :) by Garrinka2008-08-10 10:12:32
      You must see it, it is surprizingly good. by veran2008-08-10 13:31:54
I'm not a member of any secret societies. by sgrunt2008-08-10 09:14:15
  You'd think that, wouldn't you? (n/t) by Yog_Sothoth2008-08-10 13:22:39
  Does this society of which you're not a member by IByte2008-08-10 10:01:38
  You mean, like...a SECRET secret society? by Concept2008-08-10 09:26:53
  Yeah, I know. (n/t) by Tyop2008-08-10 09:23:16
  THEM AGAIN! (n/t) by FNORDer2008-08-10 09:22:25
*snicker* CBC is enticing viewers to send text by kahuana2008-08-10 09:00:29
Indiana Jones: Raiders of Your Last Dollar. by kahuana2008-08-10 08:22:22
  indiana jones: the raiders of the Incontinece by laserman2008-08-10 11:41:15
  Indiana Jones: Raiders of East Chicago by Concept2008-08-10 10:31:49
  Indiana Jones and yesteryear's game by UGuardian2008-08-10 09:32:56
    i LIKE some of the games (n/t) by Nightwind2008-08-10 09:59:48
      IJ&T Lost City of Atlantis is one of my all-time by Arachnid2008-08-10 11:11:54
        last install I had sound issues by Nightwind2008-08-10 11:37:40
          IJ: And The Last Install? (n/t) by kahuana2008-08-10 13:30:00
  Indiana Jonesing for a fix by Hieraco2008-08-10 08:25:51
    Indiana Jones and the temple of merchandise by FNORDer2008-08-10 09:21:49
Just got back from Batman movie (no Spoilers) by Hieraco2008-08-10 08:10:15
  Why the Joker? This is a remake of the series by vdp2008-08-10 09:17:30
    agreed by Nessalc2008-08-10 13:47:49
      Actualy I liked the 1989 Batman by Hieraco2008-08-11 01:50:20
      Superman Returns was just wrong overall by Snate2008-08-10 13:54:48
  It's part of the Batman Mythos: by FNORDer2008-08-10 08:41:47
PRETTY! by SnArL2008-08-10 08:00:40
  *goes off to buy a drip tray* by mekkanik_mike2008-08-10 21:41:16
  mmmmmmmmmmmm by sonja2008-08-10 13:53:00
  PORN! by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 11:17:13
  Congrats, may you have tons of fun with it! (n/t) by vdp2008-08-10 08:06:25
  nice accesorising hon ;) hehe :) by Garrinka2008-08-10 08:05:51
    It's brand new by SnArL2008-08-10 08:18:52
      ah break in period.. gotta :) by Garrinka2008-08-10 08:35:11
OH MY GODS THE HORROR! by FNORDer2008-08-10 06:55:17
  thats not a new lap top its aT30 series OR by joecrouse2008-08-10 10:23:00
  Dove bodywash! by confused.brit2008-08-10 07:51:58
    What's wrong with Dove bodywash? by Lab Rat2008-08-10 09:55:52
      Lye soap with Pummice... by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 11:25:05
  oh come on guys.. the second lap was a dhell ;) by Garrinka2008-08-10 07:39:17
  Brain. On. Fire. by Bertram2008-08-10 07:32:56
  Think of it as a licensing test for getting online by Concept2008-08-10 07:03:37
Tea with milk and sugar in laptop? by toysbfun2008-08-10 05:52:56
  What to do? Not much. Back up the data. by kahuana2008-08-10 07:14:27
  and delineate food consumption area by chrisbee2008-08-10 06:42:11
  Makers web site for pull apart info and by chrisbee2008-08-10 06:40:08
  Laptop case snap by JoeP2008-08-10 06:33:00
  ...and she says it's working. by toysbfun2008-08-10 05:59:02
    The keyboard area on most laptops is fairly proof by FNORDer2008-08-10 06:06:20
      VERY carefully.. They sit on a kind of cradle. (n/t) by Ex0h2008-08-10 14:40:49
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-08-10 05:30:02
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-08-10 04:41:40
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-08-10 04:00:01
  ATTN: Klaranth, Vidi by Mad Marty2008-08-10 06:30:53
    Nope. Got to Goldrush GA. by Klaranth2008-08-10 11:09:03
It should be "George Lucas' LOST Marbles" ! by Cokish2008-08-10 03:29:02
  The humour here... by smiffy2008-08-10 04:20:53
  That would be less funny... by Jeff_UK2008-08-10 03:30:32
    Maybe it's my lack of english skills by Cokish2008-08-10 03:35:33
Is Google House online yet? by vectorz2008-08-10 03:27:26
  You want the most obscure red herring results by kahuana2008-08-10 07:56:43
    I'm Feeling Lucky by IByte2008-08-10 11:46:49
  How do you know about that?! by Arachnid2008-08-10 04:55:09
  While you're at it... by ripley82008-08-10 03:56:03
    There! by JoeP2008-08-10 06:43:34
  give it time. They have to figure out... by FNORDer2008-08-10 03:29:39
    Everyone wants google house, by Jeff_UK2008-08-10 03:31:35
      Just wait 'til "google body" comes out by FNORDer2008-08-10 03:32:39
        Can see that. "now, where did i put that burrito" by Jeff_UK2008-08-10 04:10:48
          You kidding? Google brain, b6 scary place that is (n/t) by intrinsic2008-08-10 04:22:53
            "Do I really want to know what I was thinking $day by flirkann2008-08-10 06:35:38
SASSRASSAFRASSIN INTERNETS! by FNORDer2008-08-10 03:14:12
  Well, there's your problem! by Bonzo2008-08-10 03:17:40
    I dispute that... by smiffy2008-08-10 03:28:59
      I prefer... by Bertram2008-08-10 05:48:58
    I used to. by FNORDer2008-08-10 03:20:37
      german diet coke is *much better* than american :) by Garrinka2008-08-10 07:52:46
I Hate CNN Alerts Spam by smiffy2008-08-10 02:11:57
  Hexamail, Hexamail, Hexamail... by kiwifruit2008-08-10 08:13:11
  A simple fix... by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 04:06:37
    Yeah - sounds like a good idea by smiffy2008-08-10 04:09:41
      Y'welcome... =) by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 04:16:29
        TTGTB - I will digest this tomorrow... by smiffy2008-08-10 04:22:11
  Been getting piles of those myself by intrinsic2008-08-10 03:59:40
    Thinking of... by smiffy2008-08-10 04:07:16
      "reject_non_fqdn_hostname" (Postfix) blocked 100% by mtlqc2008-08-10 10:09:56
        Hmm - I've got that set... by smiffy2008-08-10 16:20:05
          Doh! Got it in the wrong place... by smiffy2008-08-10 16:47:44
            Mmp. Still not catching them. by smiffy2008-08-10 22:51:27
  Here's something on that by IByte2008-08-10 03:30:10
    Thanks - it's the Storm Worm by smiffy2008-08-10 04:01:44
OT Post: I think he left them at the bottom of... by FNORDer2008-08-10 01:54:20
Honestly: how do you fill an HDD these days? by FNORDer2008-08-10 01:27:33
  Photos: 40GB. Music: 20GB. Movies: 25GB. by hobbs2008-08-10 12:53:19
  I've used about 390 GB out of 1 TB by mostlyharmles2008-08-10 12:23:52
  We have 150 Tb at work and have to by geopsychic2008-08-10 09:38:26
  10000's of raw digital photographs (n/t) by DesiredUsername2008-08-10 09:30:39
    Seconded. by sgrunt2008-08-10 09:38:30
  Someone I know did it with raw footage from her by confused.brit2008-08-10 08:03:23
  lets see 300 G drive only 70g used .. ;) by Garrinka2008-08-10 07:57:51
  If every episode of a TV show is 300MB, by Arman X2008-08-10 07:51:09
    ... why do they only fit 4-5 on a 4.7GB DVD? by kahuana2008-08-10 08:00:38
  Moooo-vies. (n/t) by kahuana2008-08-10 07:48:57
  A lot of my stuff is self-recorded music by Concept2008-08-10 07:05:19
  I have 4 computers and 2 Terabytes. by Dshade2008-08-10 05:45:22
  TV shows by jimli2008-08-10 05:35:31
  Easily? Quickly? =} by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 04:46:07
    I love the organisation... by FNORDer2008-08-10 05:48:11
  dunno, we're barely up to 1Tb at work.. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-08-10 03:33:09
    Not everyone's so small-scale. ;) (n/t) by Arachnid2008-08-10 11:15:20
  dd if=/dev/random of=bigfile bs=1M count=102400 (n/t) by Arachnid2008-08-10 03:30:59
    /dev/urandom is much faster (n/t) by intrinsic2008-08-10 04:05:13
      /dev/null ftw. </bofh> (n/t) by FNORDer2008-08-10 04:34:33
        /dev/null terminates, you'll want /dev/zero (n/t) by PeKaJe2008-08-10 04:50:36
        I suppose it depends on the desired result (n/t) by intrinsic2008-08-10 04:49:34
  My way: by Bonzo2008-08-10 03:26:01
  DVB-T by ripley82008-08-10 03:16:59
    so you're saying you DON'T by FNORDer2008-08-10 03:31:42
      MPEG-2 is already compressed by ripley82008-08-10 03:52:20
        divx? feh. h.264 is better :) by Freakazoid2008-08-10 07:23:35
          Right, encoding takes much longer. by ripley82008-08-10 07:45:04
            what kind of machines do you have? by Freakazoid2008-08-10 08:15:11
              That's what I mean. by ripley82008-08-10 08:57:45
                ouch, just ouch... by Freakazoid2008-08-10 10:34:07
  Remarkably easily. by raptor_872008-08-10 02:55:18
    LOL, friend of mine estimates he has 30 odd TB of by intrinsic2008-08-10 04:09:08
      I can haz copeez? =)P *chuckle* by ShadowSystems2008-08-10 05:04:15
    oh right Anime... by FNORDer2008-08-10 03:18:34
  Hi Res photo restoration. Games. Music. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-08-10 02:51:09
  Was always easy! The drive size does NOT matter! by ideur2008-08-10 02:42:50
    Yup, it's the whole "data will expand to consume t by intrinsic2008-08-10 02:46:18
  I'd like to install the complete scenario for X- by shargo2008-08-10 02:29:23
  How to fill a disc: by smiffy2008-08-10 02:10:25
    the fast and lazy way: by mtempsch2008-08-10 13:33:44
    an easier way to fill your drives by Hieraco2008-08-10 02:14:35
  2x 1Tb, 2x720Gb, 1x 500Gb by Hieraco2008-08-10 02:06:51
    Backup... by kjellvis2008-08-10 03:51:03
      Yuppers by Hieraco2008-08-10 07:56:16
  Erm, movies directory 94GB by intrinsic2008-08-10 02:03:42
  photo, video by OsteSpiser2008-08-10 01:55:30
    25 1.44MB floppies (well actually 1.76MB) by intrinsic2008-08-10 02:33:37
  o/ Guilty - 4x320 raid5 100g+794g ß-Þ by kreepykrawly2008-08-10 01:42:15
  1080p HD movies (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-10 01:40:02
  *raises hand* by subbywan2008-08-10 01:36:47
    I am down to the last 250 GB of >1 TB (n/t) by Klaranth2008-08-10 03:31:50
  Have you seen the size of games recently? by PeKaJe2008-08-10 01:35:28
    When I'm done with a game. I uninstall it. by FNORDer2008-08-10 01:56:36
      Many people don't. I don't. by Concept2008-08-10 06:57:19
        I don't either. My Steam directory is ~45Gig by Freakazoid2008-08-10 07:21:38
Attn: Subbywan by Hieraco2008-08-10 01:17:58
  ta! :) (n/t) by subbywan2008-08-10 01:35:31
Yellowjacket sting by oedlan2008-08-10 01:12:50
  I got stung two weeks ago. by ripley82008-08-10 03:41:23
  Not familiar with the term - by smiffy2008-08-10 03:26:16
    yellowjacket also: yellow jacket (Amer.) [zool. ] by ripley82008-08-10 03:43:16
      Aha - just what we'd call "wasps" by smiffy2008-08-10 04:14:57
  You have any allergy pills lying around? by PeKaJe2008-08-10 01:31:26
    Hang a fake wasp nest in/on the greenhouse by Hieraco2008-08-10 02:12:28
    Take an empty Coke bottle by oedlan2008-08-10 02:04:11
10:01 am by Hieraco2008-08-10 01:03:09
  If you've slept in that long... by smiffy2008-08-10 04:17:14
    nope just a pair of cats by Hieraco2008-08-10 08:15:25
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-08-10 01:00:01
GAH! Ankle go away! by firehawk2008-08-10 00:36:41
  Get an Ace bandage as well n/t by sappha582008-08-10 01:52:29
    Carp. Hadn't thought about that. by firehawk2008-08-10 03:00:15
  RICE by smiffy2008-08-10 00:46:10
    Thanks...I think I might share your ligaments... by firehawk2008-08-10 00:56:20
  F4! (just got up to go to pharmacy) (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-10 00:45:10
Better Idea: "The Mummy Returns... Again" (n/t) by kilessan2008-08-10 00:33:11
  ..and again... (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-10 00:43:45
    You Again! by oedlan2008-08-10 01:15:10
      *shambles toward oedlan* BRAAAAAAINS! (n/t) by firehawk2008-08-10 01:42:22
      THE MUMMY AGAIN! by FNORDer2008-08-10 01:15:56
        THE DADDY AGAIN! by oedlan2008-08-10 01:17:32
          The MUMMY, the DADDY, the KIDDY by veran2008-08-10 02:48:31
          So that's what they mean by family meal? by FNORDer2008-08-10 01:32:22
            Apparently. by firehawk2008-08-10 01:42:47
No need... by mekkanik_mike2008-08-10 00:10:14
eeek, TTGTB... by McNutcase2008-08-10 00:08:38
  Sleep Well. (n/t) by smiffy2008-08-10 00:09:41
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2008-08-10 00:03:55
  New Q by smiffy2008-08-10 00:09:09
    A sundial. by McNutcase2008-08-10 00:11:05
      A duck. by FNORDer2008-08-10 00:17:02
        water polo by RunNeoRun2008-08-10 00:28:34
          clarification: "Nutworks" the e-zine (n/t) by RunNeoRun2008-08-10 00:31:39
Translations by Nea2008-08-10 00:01:01
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by kilessan2008-08-10 00:36:37
    by kilessan by kilessan2008-08-10 00:39:20
      evtl. noch den Hinweis.. by jebi2008-08-10 23:07:35
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-08-10 00:00:01
  ManInTheMoonpoisonedTheCaptainhurtlingtowardthesun by sgrunt2008-08-10 00:00:39

 

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