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For those that missed the game this morning by imrambi2008-07-16 05:35:19
Calling All BlackBerry Users Re: Office software by the_diggity2008-07-15 23:36:17
Attn: Arachnid by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 23:09:56
  pseudo threadjack by Astro-g2008-07-15 23:13:05
    oi... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-16 00:45:44
    sorta... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 23:50:30
Ear-WormOTM: LiVE ~ Mirror Song by FNORDer2008-07-15 23:03:45
Feedback Requested on the Web Comic Quote Quiz by Snate2008-07-15 23:02:19
Thats what I call an All-Star game! by imrambi2008-07-15 22:39:46
  wow I stoped in the 9th inning by joecrouse2008-07-15 22:52:05
  AL Wins again (n/t) by imrambi2008-07-15 22:40:10
Laser printer + Linux question by Arman X2008-07-15 22:17:05
Internet returns any moment now. by FNORDer2008-07-15 22:13:13
Gah! by Llyr2008-07-15 22:03:07
  Neat! (n/t) by Snate2008-07-15 22:16:02
I can has FF2.0.0.16? by werehatrack2008-07-15 21:33:06
  Still on FF2 by IByte2008-07-15 23:19:16
  I'm on FF3. Yet to have a problem. by FNORDer2008-07-15 23:09:50
    Likewise. by Tomo2008-07-15 23:59:43
  2.0.0.15 was unstable for me. .16 fixes it. by kelli2172008-07-15 23:04:21
  I'm still on FF2 by DesiredUsername2008-07-15 21:40:39
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-07-15 21:00:02
My 1st post from an iPhone by flirkann2008-07-15 20:55:50
  Oh good... by FNORDer2008-07-15 22:14:54
    yep by flirkann2008-07-15 23:42:15
New iPhone unlocked by run.dll2008-07-15 20:54:30
  and once the prepaid/pay as you go by flirkann2008-07-15 21:01:23
Ok, I usually have a certain amount of respect for by hadji2008-07-15 20:47:30
  If they called them prisoners of war... by Argos2008-07-15 22:35:25
  I wouldn't go that far. by run.dll2008-07-15 21:22:11
    In regards to American Indians, I'm not referring by hadji2008-07-15 21:28:34
      Of course there were tragedies by run.dll2008-07-15 21:45:05
    Not that my wife wants to hear this, but so have I (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 21:23:58
      And I'm now officially in trouble. by merlin2008-07-15 21:24:35
        As long as there were no Y chromosomes but yours, by werehatrack2008-07-15 21:38:15
        Giver her a kiss for me :-) (n/t) by run.dll2008-07-15 21:26:09
          My wife just said I have to go get out of my by merlin2008-07-15 21:29:33
          Um, NO!!!! by merlin2008-07-15 21:27:55
  WTFBBQ???? by Silverfire2008-07-15 20:51:46
  Perhaps they were taking the position of by merlin2008-07-15 20:50:52
    Thats a pretty narrow view by Silverfire2008-07-15 20:55:18
      Well, if you're in the midst of a Civil War, and by merlin2008-07-15 20:57:50
        On the basis that Lincoln was fighting the war to by hadji2008-07-15 21:04:22
          Absolutely granted, and 100% spot on. by merlin2008-07-15 21:05:52
            Hence the phrase by hadji2008-07-15 21:09:38
              And, again, I absolutely agree. by merlin2008-07-15 21:16:05
            And, I guess, I'm envisioning the following convo: by merlin2008-07-15 21:09:18
              If Lincoln knew it was happening and not only by hadji2008-07-15 21:14:15
                You are, in most respects, understanding it by merlin2008-07-15 21:18:04
                  And I'm off to bed, or some approximation thereof by merlin2008-07-15 21:26:50
                    Night! (n/t) by hadji2008-07-15 21:29:44
    The "Basic civics for newbies" pamphlet I have... by McNutcase2008-07-15 20:54:13
      Yes it does. But not everyone agrees with that. by merlin2008-07-15 20:56:36
    No, because the context was a discussion of the by hadji2008-07-15 20:53:03
      Ah, okay. Context is rather important :) (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 20:54:50
        I think people just like to "forget" our past. by hadji2008-07-15 21:00:49
          it's not that they like to forget, it's not taught by morenna2008-07-16 05:17:10
InBev bought Anheuser-Busch... by McNutcase2008-07-15 20:36:41
  Considering InBev's reputation, by vampire2008-07-16 00:15:54
  Probably not. by werehatrack2008-07-15 21:57:32
  Depends on if you think Artois is a decent beer (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 20:37:57
    Or Beck's... (n/t) by DerSarek2008-07-15 22:12:18
    There are worse. by McNutcase2008-07-15 20:42:03
      Real Budweiser? IIRC, there is a company in a by merlin2008-07-15 20:46:46
        There's a Czech company... by McNutcase2008-07-15 20:51:06
          Thanks for the info. That's the dispute I was by merlin2008-07-15 20:54:09
            You'd be more likely to get a buzz off tap water. by McNutcase2008-07-15 20:55:19
              'Tis why I prefer Guinness, Harp, Bass, by merlin2008-07-15 20:59:13
                Diageo x2, InBev... by McNutcase2008-07-15 21:02:44
                  Arrogant Bastard, Spaten Optimator by merlin2008-07-15 21:03:38
                    I'll keep an eye open for them. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-15 21:15:51
                      Oh, and here's a linky for you by merlin2008-07-15 21:21:02
                      Optimator is a "double bock". by merlin2008-07-15 21:19:20
ATTN: the_diggity by merlin2008-07-15 20:35:14
ATTN: Attn by the_diggity2008-07-15 20:34:10
  apparently... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 20:48:19
    Yeah, but they still need to by merlin2008-07-15 20:52:09
ATTN: oot by hadji2008-07-15 20:32:42
  A few bits and pieces by oot2008-07-15 21:20:35
    Heh, I actually found Ace annoying, and Sarah Jane by hadji2008-07-15 21:38:33
attn: LabRat by werehatrack2008-07-15 20:19:54
Attn: josie_beller by radiowave9112008-07-15 20:11:40
  Yeah, I figured it was something like that, by josie_beller2008-07-16 20:24:04
Do you see a broken board in this post? by run.dll2008-07-15 19:34:51
  Not broken. by purplepineapple2008-07-15 20:30:20
  I'm going to go with "you're special" :-) by ag__wyvern2008-07-15 20:08:45
  I do see some titles wrapping. by hobbs2008-07-15 20:05:53
F#$$%*$%g Christopher Titus! by SouthpawPL2008-07-15 19:16:01
  I did that once with a gummi bear... by FNORDer2008-07-15 22:49:46
  Try spaghetti next time by oot2008-07-15 19:40:44
TTGB by confused.brit2008-07-15 19:00:47
*mumbles incoherently about wisdom teeth pain* by purplepineapple2008-07-15 18:37:55
  I'm seeing the oral surgeon next Monday. by purplepineapple2008-07-15 20:27:58
  Ach I had mine out a few weeks ago by maximumbob2008-07-15 19:16:41
  Believe me I sympathize. by esbita2008-07-15 18:47:32
*Lies down in a quiet corner of the board* by Bellator2008-07-15 17:55:00
  *accuses Bellator of perverting some group's by merlin2008-07-15 20:22:13
  *rubs tummy* by wabbit652008-07-15 18:39:08
  *gets out random-orbital buffer* by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:57:55
    rub belly .. not rub out of existense :P :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-07-15 18:00:32
      ...Did I mention that it's gas-powered? by themadkansan2008-07-15 18:06:26
        A gas powered belly rubber? o.O by hadji2008-07-15 19:11:59
          Oh the Friday-ish possiblities of that by Silverfire2008-07-15 20:48:08
          Isn't that when you get run over by the bus, by merlin2008-07-15 20:33:08
            I'm pretty sure that if I got run over by a bus, by hadji2008-07-15 20:48:43
              Just don't get too wound up about it (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 20:59:52
              It would leave you feeling pretty flat... (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-15 20:57:32
  Oiy you! you and your tummy rubs! ;) by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:57:11
    Yeah, they're such a nice way to end the day by Bellator2008-07-15 18:04:06
      blast some evanescence for me then k? ;) by Garrinka2008-07-15 18:08:37
        *finds some evanescence to listen to* by Bellator2008-07-15 18:21:39
          with my messed up ears from manufacturing.. yes ;) by Garrinka2008-07-15 18:23:07
            My immortal I think... by Bellator2008-07-15 18:31:06
              awwwwwwww but .. but your on *vacation* by Garrinka2008-07-15 18:34:42
                It's 03:40... by Bellator2008-07-15 18:41:38
"No man is a failure who is enjoying life." by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:42:32
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-07-15 19:22:04
    Moderated for language (n/t) by Nea2008-07-15 19:22:18
    Sorry but s4 above - mods by schwing12008-07-15 18:50:55
    what the quote meant to me.. by Garrinka2008-07-15 18:13:41
      It just seems like something by Consul8802008-07-15 18:24:09
        I understand.. its not the quote itself.. by Garrinka2008-07-15 18:31:48
          If you like obscure philosophies, by Consul8802008-07-15 18:39:54
    I suspect so. by confused.brit2008-07-15 18:08:08
I duznt haz popcorn. by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:28:59
  Childhood memory - possibly safe to trust.. by Ex0h2008-07-15 17:52:21
    \0/ I Haz popkorms! by confused.brit2008-07-15 18:33:03
      No fire brigade ? by Ex0h2008-07-15 18:36:10
        You can haz. by confused.brit2008-07-15 18:41:38
          *munches popcorn* Thanks! (n/t) by Silverfire2008-07-15 20:59:30
          Ta. *munches* (n/t) by Ex0h2008-07-15 18:48:09
      grats hon.. popcorny goodness :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-07-15 18:35:23
  i haz a popkorms by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:40:48
    U comez here nshares myckrowav by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:41:46
      Iz awfl long ways to swim... by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:42:36
        you said you wanted to exercise ;) by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:45:26
          There's swimming... by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:52:35
            Take a cruise ship, and swim in the pool by josie_beller2008-07-15 22:47:42
          are youz insane? by XndeX2008-07-15 17:49:02
            ayep.. caz I am a *bear* with pointier teeth ;) by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:52:23
              too laetz! by XndeX2008-07-15 17:55:34
  Go and getz by oot2008-07-15 17:30:28
    At 1:30am? by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:32:37
      Go theefing then by oot2008-07-15 17:47:50
        No opens = no takes. by werehatrack2008-07-15 21:46:11
          Is even better. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-15 22:27:46
          confused.brit == XX chromosomes... (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-15 21:50:16
            Is even better, then. by werehatrack2008-07-15 22:28:51
Jury for July 2008 by Illiad2008-07-15 16:59:57
  Are ya sure about that now? by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:02:50
On this day of peace and conciliation by run.dll2008-07-15 16:51:35
  And Microsoft was founded... by MrTrick2008-07-15 18:23:10
  But didn't you realize it is? by merlin2008-07-15 16:56:06
I am a mean horrible bad yucky rat-bather! by oot2008-07-15 16:45:56
  I cleaned my cat's nose fur yesterday. by kelli2172008-07-15 19:11:17
  Most lower animals take that tack. by themadkansan2008-07-15 16:47:10
  The cleaner the rat, the dirtier the look. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-15 16:46:52
Invoke: Firefox Gurus by jmaxsohmer2008-07-15 16:39:20
  The only thing I can find is a global setting. by merlin2008-07-15 16:47:41
    That's a start, at least. by jmaxsohmer2008-07-15 16:55:32
      So, it sounds like setting it to "once" would by merlin2008-07-15 16:57:00
        Yep, that's what I did. by jmaxsohmer2008-07-15 17:15:42
      Thanks (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-07-15 16:55:42
  Adblock plus, with an exception for that domain. by confused.brit2008-07-15 16:43:11
    I'm not looking to exempt a specific domain. by jmaxsohmer2008-07-15 16:44:39
w00t! by Bastetsmuse2008-07-15 16:30:30
  grats hon.. keep it up! *hugs* by Garrinka2008-07-15 16:44:40
I made my son dinner... <rant/lament> by Garrinka2008-07-15 16:15:26
  Here, have an Aardvark by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:40:32
    completely random british humour ! ;) by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:44:07
      'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:45:22
        about your funny walk? ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:46:08
          ::facepalm:: by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:48:52
            this is *random* british humor ;) by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:51:25
              ...How can you =not= know the Parrot Sketch by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:54:49
                I am sorry master.. I am just a padawan ;) by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:59:28
  Good News Corner by Llyr2008-07-15 17:16:36
    woohoo! go aunt! grats hon.. by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:18:49
  {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by vampire2008-07-15 17:01:40
  {{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}} by AprylMae2008-07-15 16:58:20
    maybe this is better linky to our hired muscle by AprylMae2008-07-15 17:01:29
      Not unless something is majorly borked in my FF by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:02:44
        Doesn't work for me either, AprylMae, link to the by Snate2008-07-15 17:04:43
          See Bellator's advice.Wierd but works (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:06:27
        in any case by AprylMae2008-07-15 17:04:23
        Don't click the link, just drag it into the by Bellator2008-07-15 17:04:11
          Tres bizare... by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:05:35
            Because they use hotlink prevention by Bellator2008-07-15 17:09:38
            probably because of referer checking or something by Snate2008-07-15 17:07:33
            tried that in ie.. no worky :( (n/t) by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:07:10
              I'll 'bucket it. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:07:54
                I haz a buckit. by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:11:52
                  Noooo! My Bukkit! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:13:38
                    Haz u seen mah bukket? by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:15:38
                Here by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:09:34
                  there he is by AprylMae2008-07-15 17:14:50
                    :D :D :D look.. look at the *fangs*! ;) by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:17:40
                    He is and he did. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:16:44
        that one is working for me. (n/t) by AprylMae2008-07-15 17:03:34
          Must be my FF then. by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:04:22
    I see no guy with knife. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 17:00:19
      linky didn't want to work. made a new one (n/t) by AprylMae2008-07-15 17:01:58
    I mean by AprylMae2008-07-15 16:59:33
  *hugs* by oot2008-07-15 16:44:09
    thanks hon.. not that he's *eaten* it yet.. by Garrinka2008-07-15 16:47:19
      Now my mouths watering... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 16:48:48
        *looks down* by themadkansan2008-07-15 16:50:36
          hon its extra lean protein... by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:03:28
          Virtual calories are non-fattening. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 16:51:30
  Would an almost caught on camera Kittypile help by confused.brit2008-07-15 16:40:04
    Meh i forgot the hug {{{{Garrinka}}}} (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 16:50:41
  ...Is there a =reason= that they are allowed to by themadkansan2008-07-15 16:37:47
    I have done research.. by Garrinka2008-07-15 16:41:45
      That's just it: by themadkansan2008-07-15 16:45:37
  You have gmail. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-15 16:36:03
    thanks hon.. will get back to you asap.. by Garrinka2008-07-15 17:10:33
      Not a problem....Moms are funny. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-15 17:25:09
  thanks guys.. *cookies and milk for the board*... by Garrinka2008-07-15 16:33:28
    nom nom nom coookies!!! nom nom nom (n/t) by laserman2008-07-15 16:36:06
  {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by intrinsic2008-07-15 16:28:40
  {{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}} by Snate2008-07-15 16:28:00
  What kind of books and stuff? by Lab Rat2008-07-15 16:20:59
    selling stuff is a *last* ditch effort.. by Garrinka2008-07-15 16:25:41
      I hope you don't have to sell your stuff by Lab Rat2008-07-15 16:30:57
        hon that is the *world* for me right now.. by Garrinka2008-07-15 16:37:39
  {{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}} by Bellator2008-07-15 16:20:16
  {{{{{HUGS from the bear }}}}} by laserman2008-07-15 16:18:14
A new personal best! by McNutcase2008-07-15 16:09:48
*peruses "Exorcism for Exchange Servers"* (n/t) by esbita2008-07-15 15:43:57
  Last I heard that was called Posfix <g,d&r> ;o) (n/t) by intrinsic2008-07-15 15:56:23
  Are you trying to by hadji2008-07-15 15:46:39
At my library, computer section and occult section by esbita2008-07-15 15:20:50
  So, where would the BOFH better fit? (n/t) by Divide By Zero2008-07-15 15:44:44
    Lifestyle/Self Improvement ;oP (n/t) by intrinsic2008-07-15 16:08:55
  The pacman book needs to be restrained with by joresgump2008-07-15 15:35:31
  What, you've never sacrificed a goat to get a serv by intrinsic2008-07-15 15:35:11
  I can see the logic of that by confused.brit2008-07-15 15:29:29
    The problems happen when the AI books by subbywan2008-07-15 15:30:17
      ~chuckles~ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 15:32:17
  Summoning daemons? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-15 15:22:04
    doh! by hadji2008-07-15 15:48:10
    Making unhealthy pacts... by Illiad2008-07-15 15:22:56
      Downside by bitflipper2008-07-15 15:24:30
        It's usually a blood sacrifice. by sgrunt2008-07-15 15:26:29
The new Wii Mini is being released next month. by Illiad2008-07-15 15:17:09
  There will also by an auto adapter by basher202008-07-15 18:38:30
  There's already an expansion for it to relieve you by hadji2008-07-15 15:24:55
  Playing Pii Pii on the Wee Wii by subbywan2008-07-15 15:24:15
    I can see that being fun for some.. by Ex0h2008-07-15 18:21:36
  Argh... thats worse then mine! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 15:20:12
  *THWAP!* (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-15 15:18:13
  *GROAN* (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 15:18:05
A question I should have asked in TLP below: by Lab Rat2008-07-15 15:11:07
  Hoo, boy. by werehatrack2008-07-15 20:17:04
  Call me a Trek fanboy... by Llyr2008-07-15 16:03:49
    Am I the only one that was expecting a by merlin2008-07-15 17:04:07
      Nope, I was thinking that at first as well, which by Snate2008-07-15 17:06:29
        Sweet! What model? by Llyr2008-07-15 17:17:22
          7500 I think by Snate2008-07-15 17:24:54
    TREK FANBOY. by themadkansan2008-07-15 16:52:44
    Trek Fanboy... (n/t) by Ston2008-07-15 16:41:37
    I'll look at those too. Thank, Llyr. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-15 16:22:17
  The best you can afford. by run.dll2008-07-15 15:56:23
    Sad. I know a guy who was in a motorcycle crash by Lab Rat2008-07-15 16:07:03
    seconded. by morenna2008-07-15 16:01:20
      Thanks. I'll check out the bike shop tomorrow. by Lab Rat2008-07-15 16:16:58
        Excellent! Get one with lots of vents by Silverfire2008-07-15 21:08:30
        *checks day* not friday.. Comment retained. by Ex0h2008-07-15 16:55:20
          "I rode my bicycle past your window last night ... by run.dll2008-07-15 17:12:28
            K.. That's just too random for my brain.. by Ex0h2008-07-15 18:00:35
            Happy times, riding in Mom's car by Lab Rat2008-07-15 17:54:37
  I don't know if you can do rolls by vdp2008-07-15 15:18:35
    Yes, it does. Thanks. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-15 15:46:42
  If it were me, and they weren't compulsory... by McNutcase2008-07-15 15:16:35
    Not compulsory here either by Silverfire2008-07-15 21:05:48
    They really do work. by Nea2008-07-15 15:27:46
      Lucky man! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-15 15:49:49
    Not compulsory, but I kow a guy who flipped over by Lab Rat2008-07-15 15:21:41
      I can vouch for that by intrinsic2008-07-15 16:05:43
        Yikes! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-15 16:23:36
    How does a bicycle helmet mess with your by vdp2008-07-15 15:20:25
      They don't have to cover the ears to mess with the by Bellator2008-07-15 16:24:38
  Just a helmet? by Bellator2008-07-15 15:14:19
    Nah, I live in Florida. It's too hot and sandy. ( (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-15 15:48:42
    It's called by sgrunt2008-07-15 15:15:08
*looks at clock in the monitor* by joresgump2008-07-15 14:58:42
  Who shoved a clock into your screen? by confused.brit2008-07-15 15:02:52
    my brainz cukooes sometimes by joresgump2008-07-15 15:04:28
    *eats confused.brit's pun* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-07-15 15:03:50
  *looks at clock in the monitor* by merlin2008-07-15 15:00:06
    slammed how? by joresgump2008-07-15 15:03:22
      I'm on vacation next week. by merlin2008-07-15 15:12:33
        I'm on vacation next friday by joresgump2008-07-15 15:39:07
          where you coming to visit by laserman2008-07-15 16:16:07
  *eats joresgump's clock* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-07-15 14:59:52
    give back those pixels !! by joresgump2008-07-15 15:02:23
      Me again! by sgrunt2008-07-15 15:03:11
I did a dumb thing. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 14:39:44
  *THWAP* by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:44:25
    Dear $friend, pay up or you get back... by Divide By Zero2008-07-15 15:46:03
      But he nose not what his friend looks like. by Ex0h2008-07-15 18:03:23
        That was a rather cheeky response ;) (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 20:25:14
  *snrk* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-07-15 14:41:08
I want a grown up outing by Rogue19712008-07-15 14:30:34
  Do you know anyone nearby with a teenager you can by DrDeisel2008-07-15 15:09:29
    not last minute like this (n/t) by Rogue19712008-07-15 15:11:12
      It's summer vacation! Surely there must be a by DrDeisel2008-07-15 15:29:57
  *pats Rogue on the back* by bitflipper2008-07-15 14:35:35
    For an hour or more...unsupervised? by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:43:43
      oldest is 10 :( (n/t) by Rogue19712008-07-15 15:03:29
      Actually by bitflipper2008-07-15 14:45:49
        I want to go out with grown ups by Rogue19712008-07-15 15:04:18
        Ahhhh that makes sense then by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:48:28
Bureaucrat help needed by oot2008-07-15 14:22:39
  registered mail by Nightwind2008-07-15 14:41:06
    or at least prove it got to bureaucrat's office. by morenna2008-07-15 18:06:38
    Nightwind is right. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 14:46:24
      Will do next time (n/t) by oot2008-07-15 14:47:34
        You better do that. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 14:54:17
    Too late for that this time... (n/t) by oot2008-07-15 14:46:12
  Do you have copies of the forms? by Klaranth2008-07-15 14:40:20
    Some, but not all by oot2008-07-15 14:45:48
  There should be a dept secretary of some sort by subbywan2008-07-15 14:30:08
  Call bureaucrat or is possible go see them (n/t) by varikin2008-07-15 14:26:33
    It won't make her angry? by oot2008-07-15 14:46:54
      In general... by McNutcase2008-07-15 14:49:23
        But I already emailed to ask if she got it by oot2008-07-15 14:50:43
          Given the importance of timeliness with these form by McNutcase2008-07-15 14:54:34
            Thanks (n/t) by oot2008-07-15 15:03:09
              ooh!! Also, seeing as you are worried about that, by subbywan2008-07-15 15:07:32
  Ask $student to check if she saw them? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 14:24:20
    No idea who she was... (n/t) by oot2008-07-15 14:25:15
Looking for a Vista gadget/program. by dodrian2008-07-15 14:04:33
  Speedfan (n/t) by hobbs2008-07-15 14:38:39
  check the manufacturer by Freakazoid2008-07-15 14:34:10
    The manufacture program is an odd one... by dodrian2008-07-15 14:42:10
Southpaw, Fishie is all yours :( (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 13:53:20
  Oh dear. :| by vetitice2008-07-15 14:18:05
    Well we still have the minnows they seem immune by confused.brit2008-07-15 14:21:33
      Yours does that too, eh? (n/t) by themadkansan2008-07-15 17:39:46
ATTN: Lawn UFies by schwing12008-07-15 13:52:22
  aeration should help somehwat. by morenna2008-07-15 15:58:34
  Watering grass when it's too hot... by RetiQlum22008-07-15 14:02:39
    Seconded on the evening/night watering by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:24:07
    I water in the early morning by schwing12008-07-15 14:17:15
"To be" or not "to be"? by audiogeek20002008-07-15 13:42:42
  From olde english by joecrouse2008-07-15 22:25:36
  I typically say "to be", by Llyr2008-07-15 16:10:14
  "needs replacing" by emlaabs2008-07-15 15:23:43
  If you're using "replaced", you need the "to be". by McNutcase2008-07-15 14:32:47
  That is, to a first approximation, Yinzbonics. by hobbs2008-07-15 14:22:02
  Your way of speaking is specific to Pittsburgh. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 14:07:34
    Odd. I use that structure and I've never been to by Phoon2008-07-15 14:09:34
  My ex-boyfriend, from the St. Louis area, uses it. by spud2008-07-15 14:05:16
    I'm from St. Louis by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 14:08:08
      And again from the "way too late" department by merlin2008-07-15 20:31:11
    I didn't know Ohio was considered "midwest" ? by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 14:07:43
      Yes, we are. by the_diggity2008-07-15 17:07:23
        How about Old Northwest? (n/t) by raptor_872008-07-15 19:05:17
      Apparently Ohio folks consider it to be. (n/t) by spud2008-07-15 14:24:35
      Pittsburgh is hardly mid-west by RetiQlum22008-07-15 14:09:18
        Yeah, that's true. My bad. by spud2008-07-15 14:26:03
  "to be" by raptor_872008-07-15 13:54:31
  I dated a woman from Pittsburgh by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:47:38
    In the "way late contribution" mode, I wonder by merlin2008-07-15 20:29:47
  I'd say it could be expressed equally well by Peace_man2008-07-15 13:47:32
    It's a restriction on "need", not "replace" by hobbs2008-07-15 14:32:51
      Oh yeah, and... by hobbs2008-07-15 14:37:03
        I haven't studied English formally. by Peace_man2008-07-15 15:40:37
  Your cow-orker is correct. by Bastetsmuse2008-07-15 13:46:40
    ... what sort of British English have YOU heard? by McNutcase2008-07-15 14:31:16
      The kind taught in English schools by Bastetsmuse2008-07-15 16:37:33
        Ah. by McNutcase2008-07-15 16:47:42
  "to be" by ag__wyvern2008-07-15 13:46:08
I just met Hanners IRL O.o by Hieraco2008-07-15 13:35:31
  Remind me to get a pic of the IRL Faye I work with (n/t) by leistico2008-07-15 18:44:23
    <poke> Psst! reminder by Hieraco2008-07-15 23:18:56
  On that topic by hobbs2008-07-15 14:54:17
    Most of the characters have 'evolved' by Hieraco2008-07-15 23:17:29
      I mean like in the past month-ish. by hobbs2008-07-16 00:04:31
  Heiraco without a camera? by RetiQlum22008-07-15 14:13:43
  Proof in the pudding... by bitflipper2008-07-15 13:46:39
    No it isn't by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:10:30
  you CAN'T do that!!!! by joresgump2008-07-15 13:40:53
    And post a total stranger's picture on the interne by josie_beller2008-07-15 13:56:22
      I was so tempted. by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:06:42
      If it's in a public area, it's perfectly ok. by subbywan2008-07-15 14:04:32
        Depends on the nature of the photo by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:41:01
          It does differ from place to place, but by subbywan2008-07-15 15:15:32
  just remember by aprylmae2008-07-15 13:37:30
10 miles on my bicycle this morning :-) by Lab Rat2008-07-15 13:25:48
  10 miles on helmet would just look funny. (n/t) by toxin2008-07-15 13:31:18
    Not if it's her Marine's... by DesertRat662008-07-15 13:50:18
      Bad Rat!!! No vote for you! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-15 14:36:03
        Hehehehehehe >:-D (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-15 14:38:39
      *slap* Not Friday yet. (n/t) by VivianC2008-07-15 14:01:16
whoever got the board working again, thanks by aprylmae2008-07-15 13:18:20
  I'd like to add... by Illiad2008-07-15 14:02:52
    That's what the Jackbooted Dictator (or whatever by spud2008-07-15 14:06:39
    Oi! by joresgump2008-07-15 14:05:51
  and (s)he saved me from my maniacal F5-hitting by joresgump2008-07-15 13:30:13
  I second that motion! (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-07-15 13:24:15
  Ditto! by bitflipper2008-07-15 13:23:36
  Back ta work! *wapiish!* <--whip crack (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:21:34
    *eats hactar's whip* by bitflipper2008-07-15 13:26:08
      Hah! It's an auto-whip! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:27:40
        Ah-hah! Mission accomplished! by bitflipper2008-07-15 13:32:49
          Ah-hah! Mission un-accomplished! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:34:47
          bitflipper: eating productivity since 2003 (n/t) by joresgump2008-07-15 13:34:20
            Since '98, actually by bitflipper2008-07-15 13:38:33
              diary haz not saiz dat !!! by joresgump2008-07-15 13:42:41
                That was my return after my first hiatus by bitflipper2008-07-15 14:05:37
                  sounds like you've eaten a lot of brains detective (n/t) by joresgump2008-07-15 14:17:28
                    Nope; I'm reformed, I am by bitflipper2008-07-15 14:38:27
                I started lurking a couple of years by aprylmae2008-07-15 13:45:17
                  Agreed, but by joresgump2008-07-15 13:48:12
                    you can't post it by aprylmae2008-07-15 13:56:41
                    ~eats Joresgumps technicallity~ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 13:54:45
                      *eats confused.brit's complex wordz* (n/t) by joresgump2008-07-15 13:56:10
                        I wont miss em anyway by confused.brit2008-07-15 13:58:42
                          those who save a word, even a simple one by joresgump2008-07-15 14:02:31
                            Ok, in that case im saving the word Aardvark. by confused.brit2008-07-15 14:07:00
                              and I don't know it by joresgump2008-07-15 14:10:00
                                I'd share it but I dont trust that appetite of urs by confused.brit2008-07-15 14:16:15
                                please, pretty please ??? by joresgump2008-07-15 14:21:34
                                Not tiny on my screen by confused.brit2008-07-15 14:22:49
                                *is defeated* by joresgump2008-07-15 14:36:07
                                Aardvark by confused.brit2008-07-15 15:07:46
                                Awwwww by joresgump2008-07-15 15:22:50
                              *eats zweiback* by bitflipper2008-07-15 14:09:27
    NO! by aprylmae2008-07-15 13:22:59
      *wapiiish!! wapiiish!* <--two whip-cracks (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:25:02
        now you're just getting kinky. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 13:25:34
          STOP IT, YOU TWO! by mmell2008-07-15 13:26:49
            webcam... whips... PPV... by joresgump2008-07-15 13:33:20
              *rubs hands together* by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:35:40
                Somebody else gets to eat those by bitflipper2008-07-15 13:39:53
          Guilty as charged ;) *wapiiish!!* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:26:31
How much is 330 tons? by SnappingTurtle2008-07-15 13:12:36
  The ISS weighs 330 tons. That's as much as by Woodburn2008-07-15 16:25:14
  Nearly 21 loads of #9 coal by Divide By Zero2008-07-15 15:41:18
  Roughly 200 Toyota Camrys. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-15 14:59:57
  10 libraries of congress and two VW beetles! by hobbs2008-07-15 14:51:39
  The weight of a wind turbine by EndlessWaves2008-07-15 14:34:31
  264 1.25 ton pallets by Bellator2008-07-15 13:23:40
  My mother-in-law! by mmell2008-07-15 13:20:53
    I'm glad I didn't drank anything now! (n/t) by shargo2008-07-15 13:22:43
  Slightly less than 2 fully loaded B2 Bombers (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-15 13:19:23
  Well, a standard shipping container... by McNutcase2008-07-15 13:19:18
  1 typically loaded Boeing 747-400 by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:18:11
  330 of these by talon07202008-07-15 13:15:49
  Fully loaded 747-100 (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:15:24
    but that's 647, not 330 ! by joresgump2008-07-15 13:17:56
      Not if you do it while "fully-loaded" by chanceslost2008-07-15 13:28:15
        I was asking the same thing :D (n/t) by joresgump2008-07-15 13:31:29
      joresgump, you are hereby fined by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:20:28
        Thanks! It's always nice to receive some credit by joresgump2008-07-15 13:28:46
Just read in a book by imrambi2008-07-15 13:09:49
  Power corrupts. by hadji2008-07-15 13:14:13
    Or a full double-conversion UPS. (n/t) by Myke2008-07-15 13:15:26
  "An operating system is like a self-help book. by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:11:47
I SAID NO!!! by DesertRat662008-07-15 13:04:06
  DR 4 The protest vote? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 18:39:56
  I loved the one promoting "Dexter" by josie_beller2008-07-15 14:08:00
  I think Knuckles The Mafia Cat should run by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:02:51
    any UFie has my vote by joresgump2008-07-15 14:07:21
      Too annoying? by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:11:53
        I was refering to myself, not any UFie by joresgump2008-07-15 14:15:23
          Yes I got that part by Hieraco2008-07-15 14:47:14
  Where is it? by mridenour2008-07-15 13:45:44
    Did you watch all the way through? (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 13:49:41
      No I hadn't. Got interrupted before the end. by mridenour2008-07-15 14:00:19
  I just love the end.. And there I got for not by shargo2008-07-15 13:20:49
  Too funny! Thanks for the laugh! (n/t) by DrDeisel2008-07-15 13:09:42
  You can have my vote. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-15 13:06:44
  Hmmm, The video won't load for me. (n/t) by Snate2008-07-15 13:06:06
    Try IE or restrating Firefox by DesertRat662008-07-15 13:07:45
      Tried both, still doesn't work :-( by Snate2008-07-15 13:13:53
        I just tried it from home and it worked. (n/t) by Snate2008-07-15 19:05:25
        I had to leave it for almost five minutes. by Peace_man2008-07-15 13:28:35
      *Restarting (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-15 13:08:02
        Substrating? (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 13:54:53
Fiber Fail by Myke2008-07-15 13:00:14
  Thank goodness.. by DesiredUsername2008-07-15 16:01:42
    *picks bits of half-eaten sammich off his monitor* by merlin2008-07-15 16:09:59
  Don't scare me like that Myke. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 13:04:06
    Hey - it wasn't ME who forgot the wr mem. by Myke2008-07-15 13:14:26
  Are you even supposed to be here today? (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:03:07
    I could leave if you want... by Myke2008-07-15 13:14:59
      Sure you can leave. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 13:20:37
        Betty being the hottie you want me to hook up with by Myke2008-07-15 13:25:09
          Fine. Gorgonzola stuffed artichoke hearts. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 14:16:40
            Darnit! Now you've made me hungry! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-15 14:22:15
      I can haz Uzerfrindlee accesss? kthxbai:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:17:41
Hmm, that's better... by imperito2008-07-15 12:58:34
  I knew it was bad when by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 12:59:59
  Everyone run! He's found a way in!!!!!11oneone (n/ (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 12:59:55
Religion versus politics by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 11:26:17
  Wake me up when the discussion turns to sex. (n/t) by Consul8802008-07-15 18:09:10
    That wasn't really helpful in this context ya know by merlin2008-07-15 20:37:18
  Already replied in the other thread. (n/t) by esbita2008-07-15 13:48:46
  You might be surprised. I have met people by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 13:43:28
  My goodness, what did I miss? by hadji2008-07-15 13:41:37
    People today confuse belief and faith by swisscheese2008-07-15 14:30:20
    I disagree with one point: by Phoon2008-07-15 14:04:26
      this can be, but need not be, the case by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 14:06:40
        I'll support this statement. by Illiad2008-07-15 14:10:42
          I'm not saying that *everything* associated with by Phoon2008-07-15 14:20:23
            I wish I could post something substantive on this by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 14:21:33
              So do I. :-/ by Phoon2008-07-15 14:22:42
          One of my favorite things to do by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 14:14:22
            Oh, and if you click on the link by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 14:15:17
  Personally... by bitflipper2008-07-15 13:16:30
    There *is* the theoretical possibility of change by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:21:32
      O-kay, but what if I do contradict your worldview? by bitflipper2008-07-15 13:31:29
        It makes a lot of difference. by hadji2008-07-15 13:46:53
          It *can*, but it needn't by bitflipper2008-07-15 14:31:17
        Not really by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:36:37
          Well, the point, then, comes down to... by bitflipper2008-07-15 14:28:48
            Please note by bitflipper2008-07-15 14:34:13
              I'm sure that some people recall that I used to by hadji2008-07-15 15:05:51
                :grin: See? Now, *that's* what I'm talkin' 'bout! by bitflipper2008-07-15 15:21:25
                *ooooooph* Would you quit that? by merlin2008-07-15 15:14:22
  Having studied these, I came to the conclusion by subbywan2008-07-15 13:09:08
  My point of view on this (and one of the primary by Phoon2008-07-15 11:36:11
    You're describing blind patriotism there by josie_beller2008-07-15 14:40:49
      Point well made. by Phoon2008-07-15 16:30:23
        Just as my point by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 18:33:55
    I don't believe that religions by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:02:09
  What about those for whom their politics or by merlin2008-07-15 11:31:39
    Hadn't thought of that by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:03:31
      pretty wide gulf by tallastro2008-07-15 14:09:14
        That's not what I intended by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 14:17:37
          Sounds somewhat different. by tallastro2008-07-15 14:39:12
      P.S. Merlin by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:13:50
        Thank you. Very informative (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 13:47:35
    Or radical monopolists? by Phoon2008-07-15 13:03:08
I love company outings by imrambi2008-07-15 11:22:23
  Somehow, this gives me a mental image of by Schol-R-LEA;22008-07-15 22:35:04
  BOOM DE YADA!!!!! (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 11:32:14
Let's see terrorrists facing by Eboreg2008-07-15 11:10:17
  The guys who stand up and fight marines aren't by Jeff_UK2008-07-15 13:08:06
  It will not help much, when by aix tom2008-07-15 11:21:04
    I personally like how they add a sense of urgency by altordwm2008-07-15 13:36:13
    Nelson Mandela? by VivianC2008-07-15 11:36:28
      And recently were taken off the terrorist list. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 13:56:06
    John Williams is on the list? by veran2008-07-15 11:27:03
  Larking about with two M249 SAWs? by Corvus_One2008-07-15 11:19:49
  Looks like fun. by veran2008-07-15 11:12:58
  So, the plan is... by McNutcase2008-07-15 11:12:13
    Spray and pray: by RetiQlum22008-07-15 11:20:57
      It is one way of directing lots of firepower by veran2008-07-15 11:28:45
Mmmm...chocolate milkshake. by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 11:08:01
  *drinks the milkshake* by sgrunt2008-07-15 11:21:13
    Of course! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 12:58:28
  If you have a good blender by Rogue19712008-07-15 11:11:32
    Holy c4! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 11:16:27
      Make sure its ice crushing capable :) by Rogue19712008-07-15 11:23:54
        Oh I found one in the cafeteria:) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 12:59:32
      Holy C-4! by veran2008-07-15 11:22:32
        Where is the kaboom? by RetiQlum22008-07-15 13:05:44
          Yes! need more ka-whatdidyousay? by wabbit652008-07-15 13:35:49
Ooooh - some writer doesn't like MySpace. by Peace_man2008-07-15 10:38:52
  The truth hurts, don't it? :D by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 10:57:41
    *sinks hactar in a pile of advertising* by joresgump2008-07-15 11:14:00
      Ooooooh no you don't! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 11:15:08
        *eats hactar's ... by joresgump2008-07-15 11:18:52
          Muhahahahahahaaa!!!! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:06:35
      You again! by sgrunt2008-07-15 11:14:59
        You again! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 11:15:32
          Me again! by sgrunt2008-07-15 11:18:11
            *paradox detected. Rebooting universe* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-15 13:07:19
  sounds like what I've said before by Nightwind2008-07-15 10:56:59
Kill everyone in the world! by veran2008-07-15 10:30:50
  the game, linked to the original site by Nightwind2008-07-15 13:01:11
  Score 125129 (n/t) by Bellator2008-07-15 10:57:11
*eats a horse* by SnArL2008-07-15 10:22:21
  I never CAN eat animal crackers by Rogue19712008-07-15 11:19:14
    I think it can be made by joresgump2008-07-15 11:27:08
    That was BAD! (n/t) by SnArL2008-07-15 11:23:35
  I know that at some point in my life I've eaten by joresgump2008-07-15 11:15:52
  I prefer actual horse. by veran2008-07-15 10:33:21
    Horse is good by Bellator2008-07-15 11:08:20
      Ever tried it as a snack? by veran2008-07-15 11:10:49
      I don't think I've ever had it. by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 11:09:25
        It's illegal in the US. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 11:24:16
  I had one of those General Tso's lean cuisine by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 10:29:35
  Ugh I had Bob Evans for breakfast by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:24:47
    How did he taste? (n/t) by veran2008-07-15 10:36:51
    Hey joecrouse, what's fer supper? (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-15 10:27:38
      If last night is any indication Nothing by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:29:00
I think it is funny when you hear someone repeat by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 10:15:12
  Even more astonishing when it's in text by abaron2008-07-15 11:02:07
    There was a mismatch there. by McNutcase2008-07-15 11:03:45
      Yup there was by abaron2008-07-15 13:05:55
  "No, no, that's what you *heard*." by testy2008-07-15 10:21:52
  Hence the repeating back, right? (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-15 10:19:12
    Oh, I am glad he repeated it back to me! It was by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 10:25:23
Quote of the day, "Are you guys really discussing by Jeff_UK2008-07-15 09:56:02
  HK-47 by EndlessWaves2008-07-15 14:23:33
  I think Obi-wan would make a good business analyst by Jeff_UK2008-07-15 13:13:38
  Lobot by basher202008-07-15 11:22:58
  C3PO - he does know over 3 million languages. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-15 10:46:11
    Then again, the following conversation might ensue by Sharku2008-07-15 10:59:12
      Well, he is a developer... by VivianC2008-07-15 11:16:14
  Ewoks by TrogL2008-07-15 10:44:05
  Chewbacca by talon07202008-07-15 10:42:28
  Han Solo - without a doubt. by audiogeek20002008-07-15 10:33:03
    Solo would be your sysadmin by basher202008-07-15 11:29:04
    Even I get DDOS'd sometimes. by altordwm2008-07-15 10:49:28
    Tech Support shot first. (n/t) by tallastro2008-07-15 10:43:32
  Vader by y2kdragon2008-07-15 10:07:58
    Seconded but for a differnt reason by DesertRat662008-07-15 10:11:53
      "a bucket of water and a cattle prod" by Corvus_One2008-07-15 10:15:01
        have the user soak his feet in water by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:15:55
          Rubber band? by Stibbons2008-07-15 10:22:55
            easier, make it out of something water soluble (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 10:25:03
          !in_the_water by werehatrack2008-07-15 10:18:30
            You guys know nothing of cattle prods! by RetiQlum22008-07-15 10:42:53
              Better to use a shark stick! Trigger down=juice on by SouthpawPL2008-07-15 10:55:41
    Vader by Corvus_One2008-07-15 10:11:16
  and that is weird why? by aprylmae2008-07-15 10:00:57
    sounds like they need to GET BACK TO WORK (-= by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:01:55
      Compiling (n/t) by Nightwind2008-07-15 11:26:03
      hey, that discussion is way more important (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 10:03:51
        Probably by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:05:33
  R2D2 - only sane one out of the bunch. by vetitice2008-07-15 09:59:42
    I can top Annie by Nightwind2008-07-15 11:25:28
      Han and Leia's 3rd child was also Anakin. by kelli2172008-07-15 13:33:17
        I thought it was young luke? by Nightwind2008-07-15 14:53:04
          AFAIK they haven't named a kid Luke by Master_Rahl222008-07-15 17:24:06
  <yoda> Close all your windows, you will by Rogue19712008-07-15 09:59:09
    Rebooting. Easy and seductive it is. by aix tom2008-07-15 10:11:24
      Macs lead to application hangs by basher202008-07-15 11:34:13
Invoke('Illiad') -- what's the word on IlliMum by bitflipper2008-07-15 09:49:49
  yes there was good news by voxwoman2008-07-15 09:53:45
I would like to say that I've enjoyed the religion by merlin2008-07-15 09:45:15
Jury decisions for yesterday's calls. by Illiad2008-07-15 09:27:23
  thank-you (n/t) by symbiont1b2008-07-15 14:06:40
  Cool. by jdelphiki2008-07-15 10:50:14
    Yesterdays topic was about catholics by confused.brit2008-07-15 11:21:40
      Yes, but not nearly ALL of the 1 billion... by jdelphiki2008-07-15 14:04:24
        Yes. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 15:23:13
      jdelphiki's response was actually reasoned. by krikkert2008-07-15 11:25:08
    Violence? I hope not! by Illiad2008-07-15 11:12:18
      Semantically... by jdelphiki2008-07-15 14:38:18
      Politics can be argued... by esbita2008-07-15 13:41:31
        They *can* be... by Illiad2008-07-15 13:57:37
          Moral/ethical argument vs. fiscal argument by esbita2008-07-15 14:06:36
            Agreed. by Phoon2008-07-15 14:12:56
              Of course, what counts as essential... by esbita2008-07-15 15:37:56
                On the subject of Social Security... by Phoon2008-07-15 16:57:25
                  Key point: by esbita2008-07-15 17:56:46
      That's an interesting question by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 11:14:42
  Thank You Illiad; & Phoon Please Take This Advice by Snate2008-07-15 10:46:44
    Snate, I doubt Illiad needs his personal Gabriel by UnFair2008-07-15 11:14:37
      I have a personal Gabriel? Cool! by Illiad2008-07-15 16:21:14
        That's the right reference. by merlin2008-07-15 16:42:28
      That's not PC speak. by Sharku2008-07-15 14:51:04
        ROAD TRIP! by Phoon2008-07-15 17:00:08
      I didn't know I was being his personal Gabriel by Snate2008-07-15 11:32:15
        Which is precisely why I'm kind of put off by UnFair2008-07-15 12:59:12
      Calling bulls4 here. by esbita2008-07-15 11:28:24
        "Communion wafer" I can understand by PeKaJe2008-07-15 15:50:37
          Communion Wafer is OK but by Snate2008-07-15 16:05:29
            Oh and the full phrase in that case would be by Snate2008-07-15 16:10:28
              "Waferfuffle"? (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-15 17:03:43
              Seconded. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 16:46:13
        Also, if people don't know, by krikkert2008-07-15 11:31:58
        I even know those terms. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 11:31:48
  I'm tempted to call the j myself by Nightwind2008-07-15 10:32:38
    That's beyond the Jury's purview. by Illiad2008-07-15 10:44:31
      Give it a shot? by krikkert2008-07-15 10:51:19
        if it's N people by Nightwind2008-07-15 11:01:49
        I think why I resist... by Illiad2008-07-15 10:56:41
          It is certainly your forum, by krikkert2008-07-15 11:24:13
            There is a bit of a difference there. by Peace_man2008-07-15 13:44:10
              Then what role do you give to temporary by merlin2008-07-15 14:13:06
            I have no heart. :-) by Illiad2008-07-15 11:29:03
              Jackbooted Despot? by Corvus_One2008-07-15 11:34:27
              I have won a small victory. by krikkert2008-07-15 11:31:13
            It is my understanding that permabans do not occur by Snate2008-07-15 11:28:56
              It takes more than 3 strikes. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 11:35:40
          I can understand it by Nightwind2008-07-15 11:15:37
    wouldn't work by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 10:43:29
  Wait, I missed a flame war yesterday? by SnArL2008-07-15 10:08:54
    Sets fire to Snarl by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:11:02
      Only on range days ;-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 10:16:00
        No by SnArL2008-07-15 10:20:48
          in some states by Nightwind2008-07-15 10:40:01
          Shhh!! I was trying to protect your stash in case by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 10:24:17
  Well reasoned and well stated. Thank you. (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 09:47:12
  Well, handled by PeKaJe2008-07-15 09:42:07
    Only one cookie for all those people? by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 09:46:10
      The poison is powerful, it doesn't take a lot... by imperito2008-07-15 09:47:58
        <snerk> by run.dll2008-07-15 16:36:05
  From here in the peanut gallery... by firehawk2008-07-15 09:41:02
  I commend your handling and support your by vampire2008-07-15 09:38:49
    I think the better question is by esbita2008-07-15 09:40:48
      I'm not sure what you mean by by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 09:45:10
        Lack of enforcement in general. by esbita2008-07-15 09:59:15
          Self-policing and FPBs... by Illiad2008-07-15 10:53:24
            "I may not know what snark is,... by bitflipper2008-07-15 11:31:26
              My country is a service. by krikkert2008-07-15 11:33:52
                Plenty of cesspits on the web by esbita2008-07-15 11:36:11
                  Good points, both by bitflipper2008-07-15 13:03:33
                    I saw this argument a couple of days ago. by krikkert2008-07-15 14:57:29
                    Notice my relative absence the last few days. by esbita2008-07-15 13:23:57
                      I cant find a politer way to phrase this so by confused.brit2008-07-15 13:38:17
                        I will admit... by esbita2008-07-15 13:44:27
                          Fair enough. Have a cookie? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 13:48:42
                            Will take a raincheck. by esbita2008-07-15 13:53:10
                              How many did you have out? (n/t) by quilting_kitty2008-07-15 14:04:45
                                All four. by esbita2008-07-15 15:50:22
                                Sounds like my experience. by Phoon2008-07-15 17:09:04
                              Ooops, yeah. How about icecream... nope... by confused.brit2008-07-15 13:57:19
                                $Flavor pudding is good. Also, by quilting_kitty2008-07-15 14:04:14
                                That sounds... pretty good, actually. by Phoon2008-07-15 17:06:34
                                Pudding could work, it's soft but not as cold as by Snate2008-07-15 14:01:29
                                Pudding to me is hot, laden with fruit and alcohol by confused.brit2008-07-15 14:04:54
                                Do you have Bavarian cream filled donuts? by quilting_kitty2008-07-15 14:11:42
                                Narrr we're outta bavarian cream filled donuts by NemoHac2008-07-15 21:56:06
                                Here's one from by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 14:11:28
                                Ahh! Chocolate mousse! by confused.brit2008-07-15 14:28:03
                                Over here mousse is kind of airy/fluffy, pudding by quilting_kitty2008-07-15 14:50:27
                                hmm... I think we call that 'chocolate flavoured by confused.brit2008-07-15 15:12:49
                                Same here, actually. by Phoon2008-07-15 17:05:49
                      How are your teeth? by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:28:10
            Well I'd love to try for empirical evidence by esbita2008-07-15 11:17:48
              Alas, the mods... by Illiad2008-07-15 11:25:27
                Three thoughts: by shargo2008-07-15 15:24:37
                  Last I heard... by Nea2008-07-15 15:57:47
                More moderators? (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 11:32:52
                  Thought about it. by Illiad2008-07-15 13:59:24
                    True, but one of your comments (IIRC) was by merlin2008-07-15 14:07:35
                      True enough... by Illiad2008-07-15 14:13:08
                        I can't think of a faster way... by bitflipper2008-07-15 14:54:21
                        4 or 5 years ago, I would have jumped on it. by merlin2008-07-15 14:24:49
                        I would love to by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 14:19:40
                Slow down the Earth's rotation? by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 11:29:57
                Once upon a time, by krikkert2008-07-15 11:29:08
            I'm not in favor of using the work "snark" by altordwm2008-07-15 11:11:44
              Let's look at that then. by Illiad2008-07-15 11:16:57
                My thoughts by ShadoCat2008-07-15 13:32:30
                I think it almost has to be a sliding scale. by altordwm2008-07-15 11:31:10
                  There's the problem. by Illiad2008-07-15 13:22:44
            Hey pal... by RetiQlum22008-07-15 11:08:59
            Snark only crosses the line by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 11:00:14
            Crafting an email... by jdelphiki2008-07-15 10:55:15
          Inserts snarky coment about the snarky comments (n (n/t) by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:00:47
            *responds with thinly veiled ad hom* by esbita2008-07-15 10:01:42
              I always thought he smelled more of sawdust by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:03:15
                your dad smelled like by aprylmae2008-07-15 10:05:32
                  My dad is a former Carpenter by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:07:06
                    nevertheless by aprylmae2008-07-15 10:08:35
                      Send him a pic he already by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:09:57
                        pictures of me by aprylmae2008-07-15 10:22:12
                          but by Nightwind2008-07-15 10:44:58
                            Great quote from my by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 10:52:35
                Gives esbita a wedgie. by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:03:56
                  Just about impossible. by esbita2008-07-15 10:05:15
                    No underwear? by UnFair2008-07-15 10:08:05
                      Think more like "pre-existing." by esbita2008-07-15 10:13:00
                        PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! by SnArL2008-07-15 10:30:05
                        Yay! thongs! (n/t) by subbywan2008-07-15 10:26:22
      People calling mods based on the name and not the by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:43:54
        I thought the response was to the post and legit by vampire2008-07-15 11:34:49
          Let's please not rehash this again today. (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 11:36:22
        Could be. Which, in itself, is a dangerous sign by bitflipper2008-07-15 10:03:32
          I was thinking by Nightwind2008-07-15 10:42:36
        People reacting (negatively) based on the name by DesiredUsername2008-07-15 09:55:03
  Is there any list kept... by imperito2008-07-15 09:38:47
  Thankyou for your candid and... by RetiQlum22008-07-15 09:38:28
  Thank you, Illiad. by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 09:32:47
ANyone need a good paying weekend gig by joecrouse2008-07-15 09:08:49
  Cant you squeeze one in Devon, UK? by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:39:00
    Devon? by RetiQlum22008-07-15 09:41:55
      Sorry, no cows here. by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:43:13
  I can make most of those. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 09:26:42
    no the numbers are the numbers of techs needed by joecrouse2008-07-15 09:34:59
      Sure. Do you still have my number? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-15 09:43:27
        check your mail. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-07-15 09:49:06
If I say so myself, that's a good paper by SnappingTurtle2008-07-15 09:01:55
  Recently heard David Mindell on the radio, by carl522008-07-15 15:22:35
  We're sorry, but ******(at)gmail.com does not h by Hieraco2008-07-15 10:59:32
    Invitation to view sent (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2008-07-15 11:22:29
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-07-15 16:02:51
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2008-07-15 16:03:02
  looks like somebody elses by Nightwind2008-07-15 09:51:27
    To quote from the OP by PeKaJe2008-07-15 09:53:52
      heh, i missed that line in the OP by Nightwind2008-07-15 10:01:10
  Good paper by PeKaJe2008-07-15 09:38:35
  Is it still a good paper by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 09:02:24
    Decide for youself. :-) (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2008-07-15 09:04:40
      I have. by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 09:09:15
The REAL Bofh! by Havoc2008-07-15 08:41:18
  Whoa by Eboreg2008-07-15 10:56:11
  Do they not have physical access? by z1root2008-07-15 09:40:54
    Probably within hours. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 11:00:30
  Wow ... just wow ... by PeKaJe2008-07-15 08:51:49
    Dealing with a similar situation by DesertRat662008-07-15 10:22:15
    Get the vendor's help with this. by Peace_man2008-07-15 09:26:50
      That's basically scrapping it by PeKaJe2008-07-15 09:49:30
        The only way I know of is to give them an by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 09:53:16
          I never said *who* might be the "bad admin" by PeKaJe2008-07-15 10:00:42
            Agreed on all counts. Given enough time anyone by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 10:03:39
              It's best not to think about it by PeKaJe2008-07-15 10:15:39
                Me?!? Paranoid?!? NEVER! lol! by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 10:18:53
      Would explain the extra $22k for on-call by chanceslost2008-07-15 09:29:48
        I've been on call myself. by Peace_man2008-07-15 09:38:47
  nah, any real BOFH wouldn't have been arrested by Freakazoid2008-07-15 08:47:11
New ONI on the home page. by Illiad2008-07-15 08:26:52
It's official! by SnArL2008-07-15 08:12:44
  Congrats! by Silverfire2008-07-15 18:09:06
  The sidewalks, the streets, the yards, the roofs, (n/t) by carl522008-07-15 14:56:34
  Beware the Insurance Hiker. by werehatrack2008-07-15 10:26:28
  I hope *you* know to stay off the sidewalks! lol by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 09:37:01
    Sounds good to me (n/t) by SnArL2008-07-15 10:06:13
      Meet you there? Probably would be the easiest by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 10:28:03
        ok (n/t) by SnArL2008-07-15 13:25:37
  I get that automatically for being licensed by krikkert2008-07-15 08:37:11
    That must be a norwegian speciality by UnFair2008-07-15 09:49:13
  Feels nice to have that 'M' on there, huh? by kc5sdy2008-07-15 08:15:32
Strange. Helpful helldesk by Tyop2008-07-15 08:05:50
  Had a similar experience. by staticsan2008-07-15 16:53:58
  In my experience, Logitec support has by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 09:55:57
  I must say, by AnimeJ2008-07-15 09:51:32
  ...except that the new keyboard wil never arrive. by Mad Marty2008-07-15 08:44:01
    That's why a photo was necessary. by Consul8802008-07-15 18:15:12
    He just called back. by Tyop2008-07-15 08:49:53
      Great! by Mad Marty2008-07-15 08:54:48
UFicle: Insomnia question for a friend. by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 07:50:02
  What Kind of Insomnia? by Hieraco2008-07-15 10:48:52
    Can't get to sleep and when he does he by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 13:34:51
  Thanks for the responses. If anyone else has by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 09:32:54
  Strenuous physical activity by vdp2008-07-15 09:22:53
  Doctor appointment is good. by crankshaft-jr2008-07-15 07:57:36
    Start with a doctor by bitflipper2008-07-15 08:15:10
Oh Crap! My Goldfish are dying. Uficle? by confused.brit2008-07-15 07:43:22
  Butter, salt, brush the skin with EVOO by SouthpawPL2008-07-15 09:13:12
    You'd eat a possibly diseased fish? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:26:13
      nevermind that it's also a pet. (n/t) by morenna2008-07-15 09:56:55
      Mmmm, fin rot! by SouthpawPL2008-07-15 09:45:02
        It's ok. by confused.brit2008-07-15 10:01:42
          Just don't wait too long! by SouthpawPL2008-07-15 10:48:21
            I thought that was Nam Pla? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 10:49:40
              Like I said... (n/t) by SouthpawPL2008-07-15 11:09:52
    Ewww... (n/t) by spud2008-07-15 09:14:56
  are you using a heater? if so... by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 08:49:22
    No heater. by confused.brit2008-07-15 08:52:44
      the low concentration of salt will be fine with by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 08:56:41
        My mother is paranoid about the enzyme filtration by confused.brit2008-07-15 08:58:08
          that should be okay then, but get a water test kit by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 09:04:09
            We have that kit. by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:18:21
              don't adjust pH also, just leave it whatever comes by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 09:26:07
                A small amount daily. by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:28:08
                  Results: by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:31:53
                    do you have a gravel vacuum? by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 09:38:45
                      When we siphon off water for changing by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:54:59
                        oh I highly suggest a gravel vacuum by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 10:27:27
                        definitely look into adding another filter by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 10:21:11
                          For that size tank, you want at least 650 l/hr by bitflipper2008-07-15 10:49:40
          Change it immediately, with fresh carbon by bitflipper2008-07-15 09:01:26
            Fresh carbon filter installed. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:14:18
              Good by bitflipper2008-07-15 09:44:00
                Another clean filter tomorrow? by confused.brit2008-07-15 10:02:50
                  I would leave it by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 10:15:51
                    It is simply a carbon sponge in cylyndrical form by confused.brit2008-07-15 10:18:37
                      In which case, BigPirranha's got a good suggestion by bitflipper2008-07-15 10:33:16
                        I like the complicated setups too:) by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 11:12:55
                  You can get the carbon, by itself by bitflipper2008-07-15 10:06:46
                    O-kay, Rena does offer carbon and screens by bitflipper2008-07-15 10:19:45
                      Not the way my parents have been doing it. by confused.brit2008-07-15 10:32:24
                        sponge filter there.. by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 10:54:08
                        It won't take the loose carbon by bitflipper2008-07-15 10:45:29
                    Its a carbon sponge in a cylindrycal form (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 10:12:06
  What size of tank? by DesertRat662008-07-15 08:29:22
    Its a pretty big tank. I forget the capacity by confused.brit2008-07-15 08:36:10
      That's a starter tank by DesertRat662008-07-15 11:35:40
      Looks like a 20-gallon (US) tank. by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:40:36
      That's an 18gal tank by bitflipper2008-07-15 08:40:34
    My recollection was by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:33:25
      koi and goldfish both produce a lot more ammonia by bitflipper2008-07-15 08:42:13
        Addendum: and DO NOT mix carp with other tank fish by bitflipper2008-07-15 08:45:18
      Usually that is correct. by da-gimp2008-07-15 08:38:21
        Wow. by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:44:05
  If the white around the eyes and fin edges by bitflipper2008-07-15 08:03:11
    Crap... That sounds like its what he's got... by confused.brit2008-07-15 08:16:47
      For goldfish and koi by bitflipper2008-07-15 08:37:03
        Yeah we have a filter and an airstone by confused.brit2008-07-15 08:43:21
          They'll eat *everything* :grin: by bitflipper2008-07-15 08:57:32
            Remember we have overlords... it needs a lid. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 09:02:36
              That's the hoods by bitflipper2008-07-15 09:08:40
          if it's a plain straight-tailed goldfish, they... by ihavebigpiranha2008-07-15 08:52:49
  I've no idea about keeping fishes. by Vectorz2008-07-15 07:54:06
  100% water change by kapnkrunch2008-07-15 07:53:25
A proverb for every occasion: by Hieraco2008-07-15 07:30:43
  Those go well with: by Peace_man2008-07-15 09:20:59
    Moderation is for monks - Take big bites by Hieraco2008-07-15 10:33:53
  You cannot know by vvpete2008-07-15 07:52:51
strange remote desktop issue by Freakazoid2008-07-15 06:50:06
  more info from the system log: by Freakazoid2008-07-15 07:29:21
    quick google of "System32\RDPDD.dll" by altordwm2008-07-15 07:34:36
      just found that myself by Freakazoid2008-07-15 07:37:40
        aaand fixed. by Freakazoid2008-07-15 07:56:47
  It's Window. It's strange. Hmmm... by aix tom2008-07-15 07:05:17
    yup, multiple local machines by Freakazoid2008-07-15 07:27:38
  Multiple firewalls? by manxmania2008-07-15 06:57:26
    the only "firewall" installed by Freakazoid2008-07-15 06:59:33
      Telnet to port by drugless2008-07-15 07:07:27
        yup, telnetting to the machine on 3389 works. (n/t by Freakazoid2008-07-15 07:26:36
      And on the machine that cant connect? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 07:04:28
worried about being sleepy, worried about drinking by joresgump2008-07-15 06:42:04
  *eats joresgump's balance* by bitflipper2008-07-15 06:55:18
    You again! by joresgump2008-07-15 07:06:47
      Keep spinning... by audiogeek20002008-07-15 10:05:28
God I'm so tired my eyeballs feel heavy by Rogue19712008-07-15 06:23:52
  {{{Rogue}}} by bitflipper2008-07-15 06:56:03
    Been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately by Rogue19712008-07-15 06:57:50
      probably stress by aprylmae2008-07-15 06:59:25
        Try this... by bitflipper2008-07-15 07:27:31
          might work for rogue by aprylmae2008-07-15 07:29:30
  {{{{{Rogue}}}}} (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 06:27:00
Hey, Illiad!!? How do you know the US government by toxin2008-07-15 06:19:14
  My wife threw my Viagra down the toilet by Hieraco2008-07-15 07:37:38
    At least you don't have by imperito2008-07-15 08:42:16
  Ok... are you hadjii's lovechild or something? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 07:01:20
    NO. by toxin2008-07-15 07:28:32
      insert obligatory Darth Vader reference, here (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-15 07:37:30
        *does obligatory brain eating, here* by joresgump2008-07-15 07:48:23
  *snerk* (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 06:19:38
pic of new tattoo here by aprylmae2008-07-15 06:16:49
  I've been firewalled :( by joresgump2008-07-15 07:42:54
    did you try the one bellator made too? (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 07:50:46
      it worked! thanks! by joresgump2008-07-15 07:58:56
        thanks by aprylmae2008-07-15 08:00:26
          if it where I think it is? (n/t) by Nightwind2008-07-15 10:00:15
            probably (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 10:09:27
              and you said on a previous post where the tatoo is by joresgump2008-07-15 13:46:19
              you can just bare-ly tell by Nightwind2008-07-15 10:36:14
                it should anyway by aprylmae2008-07-15 11:34:30
            That depends... by Bellator2008-07-15 10:05:00
  See aprylmae's tattoo by Bellator2008-07-15 06:32:01
    thanks hun (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 06:59:56
      You're welcome (n/t) by Bellator2008-07-15 07:02:04
    Thats cool by confused.brit2008-07-15 06:58:59
      thanks, I really like it. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 07:02:33
  taken with a cell phone, so not the best picture by aprylmae2008-07-15 06:26:04
  I'll post it somewhere else later by aprylmae2008-07-15 06:21:56
    I can host it for you if you email it to me by Bellator2008-07-15 06:23:23
      sent. thanks. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 06:25:19
  Can you put it somewhere were we dont have to log by confused.brit2008-07-15 06:18:13
    can't until I get home from work (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 06:22:31
For the religious UFies: by merlin2008-07-15 06:15:44
  It saves a whole lot of discussion by TrogL2008-07-15 07:42:48
    Ask da-gimp about going at it. by spud2008-07-15 08:08:19
      Congrats to da-gimp by ixeian2008-07-15 08:38:49
        Was much fun by da-gimp2008-07-15 08:47:17
          Bwaahahaha by ixeian2008-07-15 09:07:04
            Ah, went on and on. Went only downhill from there by da-gimp2008-07-15 09:10:14
              Argument from impenetrable stupidity? by Phoon2008-07-15 10:27:34
              One can hope he learned something by ixeian2008-07-15 09:18:10
                I promise you he didn't. by da-gimp2008-07-15 09:22:54
                  I'd hardly call it a debate by TrogL2008-07-15 10:41:42
              Waitwhat? by krikkert2008-07-15 09:11:56
                That's what I said. by da-gimp2008-07-15 09:14:49
          *facepalm* by SnArL2008-07-15 08:55:29
            BWAHA. by Phoon2008-07-15 10:26:29
              *snicker* Good one. (n/t) by krikkert2008-07-15 10:50:07
                I used to take a Baptist out fishing, and he kept by Phoon2008-07-15 11:29:24
                  Heheheh. by krikkert2008-07-15 14:43:51
                  Next time please put a beverage warning! by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 11:34:06
            We didn't stop there. by da-gimp2008-07-15 09:58:43
      I've found "going at it" fairly useless by TrogL2008-07-15 08:30:59
    Oh, the nature of the Host is quite by krikkert2008-07-15 07:48:42
      Are you quite sure that by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:53:40
        Well, it's the only thing I can conclusively prove by krikkert2008-07-15 07:55:16
          I know about proving that you exist by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:57:07
            I don't like clothes (n/t) by TrogL2008-07-15 07:59:55
              Sure you do! by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:02:19
                Halp! He iz steelin my identitees! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-15 08:29:00
                OK, then what am I (not) wearing? (n/t) by TrogL2008-07-15 08:16:23
                  How should I know? by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:31:25
                    Simple - take off your clothes (n/t) by TrogL2008-07-15 08:32:46
                      I wouldn't do that to you by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:34:20
  Here's a thread that's remarkably peaceful, by krikkert2008-07-15 07:30:06
    Are you the Judean People's Front? by run.dll2008-07-15 16:22:51
    I was just thinking the same thing. by merlin2008-07-15 07:37:42
      We're all tip-toeing after yesterday by Control2008-07-15 08:03:27
        Thank you. by krikkert2008-07-15 09:15:08
        Yep by ixeian2008-07-15 08:34:10
          Self-satisfied? Not in the least, or I'm by merlin2008-07-15 09:50:30
          See, I'm not so sure by altordwm2008-07-15 09:04:40
            A matter of intent. by esbita2008-07-15 09:22:03
  It's a matter of being specific and identity by jdelphiki2008-07-15 07:15:52
  A bit off topic but interesting trivia by chrisbee2008-07-15 07:04:29
  And while we're at it... by Control2008-07-15 07:00:53
    There probably aren't "generic" protestants by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:14:19
      I consider myself a "generic" protestant. by dodrian2008-07-15 14:36:49
        I was a "generic Protestant" for most of my life. by Phoon2008-07-15 17:13:16
      Yes, by krikkert2008-07-15 07:15:42
        Major diviaions in Christianity by basher202008-07-15 07:23:40
          Baptists/Calvinists was probably in America by Control2008-07-15 07:56:34
            I wonder how different the services are by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:59:48
              Main difference I've noticed by Control2008-07-15 08:07:52
                Okay by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:11:54
                  I'm most familiar with RC and Lutheran by basher202008-07-15 18:11:07
                That's mainly Zwingli's hand. by krikkert2008-07-15 08:11:38
                  Didn't he influence skandinavian protestants? by Control2008-07-15 08:18:04
                    Zwingli, IIRC, by krikkert2008-07-15 08:36:41
          There's the division I mentioned. by tallastro2008-07-15 07:33:37
            They were probably mostly by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:50:54
              Annulment, not divorce. by krikkert2008-07-15 07:56:51
                oops by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:57:36
          Actually there were some divisions before that by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:29:29
            The Gnostics, the Aryans... (n/t) by krikkert2008-07-15 07:30:30
              And the Copts, the Eastern Rite Catholics... by basher202008-07-15 07:36:56
        And I grew up in... by jdelphiki2008-07-15 07:17:44
    Seems to originate in the US. by tallastro2008-07-15 07:11:20
      My church (Methodist) started in England. (n/t) by spud2008-07-15 08:32:13
      Combination of things by basher202008-07-15 07:15:23
        Or early immigrants were likely by tallastro2008-07-15 07:28:02
      "SPLITTER!" (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-15 07:12:20
        Not me, I'm a lumper. by tallastro2008-07-15 07:18:19
  I grew up in a Baptist church. by kc5sdy2008-07-15 06:52:42
    And then there's the local schisms... by werehatrack2008-07-15 07:01:26
  I'm a recovering Christian. by Phoon2008-07-15 06:52:09
    So you guys that are more "into" religion by karl-henrik2008-07-15 07:04:41
      I'd say agnostic/mild atheist. by krikkert2008-07-15 07:19:56
        Not quite. by Phoon2008-07-15 08:06:06
      Somewhere between soft atheist and deist. (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-15 07:08:45
        Maybe secular humanist? (n/t) by PeKaJe2008-07-15 07:20:13
          Isn't that an overstatement? (n/t) by krikkert2008-07-15 07:22:20
            Maybe, what do you understand by the term? by PeKaJe2008-07-15 07:58:13
              Up here in Norway, at least, by krikkert2008-07-15 08:07:43
                Ah, OK by PeKaJe2008-07-15 08:44:52
                That would make "secular humanist" by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:09:23
                  Perhaps, by krikkert2008-07-15 08:12:46
                    (I meant "overstatement" and "redundant" by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:14:31
                      Ah. by krikkert2008-07-15 08:38:29
  There are some Christians... by esbita2008-07-15 06:41:14
    That's a question of definitions. by krikkert2008-07-15 07:25:48
      ' Tis insulting, though. by esbita2008-07-15 08:40:38
        The flip side is unfortunately true. by merlin2008-07-15 08:57:01
        This is very true. by krikkert2008-07-15 08:46:07
          Thank God. by esbita2008-07-15 09:16:51
    Have to agree.. kinda by kanth2008-07-15 06:53:32
      There's also Orthodox, the third major denominatio by krikkert2008-07-15 07:21:54
        You're forgetting the fourth: by Phoon2008-07-15 10:11:59
          Fortunately for all of us by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 10:23:47
  Can I blame the US government? by imrambi2008-07-15 06:39:01
    There's a religion checkbox on taxes? by werehatrack2008-07-15 06:50:14
      Census long form by basher202008-07-15 07:16:20
  Actually I say I'm Christian. But, I'm also non- by vampire2008-07-15 06:34:00
  In my case... by Llyr2008-07-15 06:29:14
  When I asked, I respond in the following: by krikkert2008-07-15 06:26:26
  Not that it answers your question by Tiny2008-07-15 06:23:56
  What's the difference between saying I'm a by Bellator2008-07-15 06:21:29
    Well, anyone can *attend* a Catholic church by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 06:50:27
      Not quite. by krikkert2008-07-15 07:14:31
        Uh.. by kanth2008-07-15 07:23:33
          I'm trying to run a schism... by TrogL2008-07-15 08:19:29
            Perhaps you could just... by lshurr2008-07-15 11:10:50
          Easy. by krikkert2008-07-15 07:28:53
        Reading the Catholic Catechism by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:23:31
          This is true, by krikkert2008-07-15 07:27:29
            I agree by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:31:17
              That can be generalised, by krikkert2008-07-15 07:32:13
                It could be, but there are denominations that by merlin2008-07-15 07:40:24
                  That's quite interesting. by krikkert2008-07-15 07:53:54
                    Yes, it's quite different. Basically, it has no by merlin2008-07-15 08:54:52
                  Now that's interesting! by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:52:41
                    Depends on the church by altordwm2008-07-15 07:55:59
                      Where (if anywhere) by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:58:50
                        Lutherans and Catholics, at least. by krikkert2008-07-15 08:09:11
                          Anglicans too by TrogL2008-07-15 08:11:00
                        Some protestant religions have a "confirmation" by altordwm2008-07-15 08:08:09
                          Southern Baptists don't really have a rite of by merlin2008-07-15 08:53:04
                            Because baptism as an adult choice in their polity by lshurr2008-07-15 11:06:51
                              For infants, we do have a rite our church by merlin2008-07-15 11:14:42
                                Both parental and communal. by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 13:07:11
                          IIRC, Confirmation and First Communion by krikkert2008-07-15 08:10:19
                            You are correct. by altordwm2008-07-15 08:18:16
                              We needed one by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:30:15
                                That's because 7 is symbolic for completeness by altordwm2008-07-15 08:46:18
                                That's more a weekday thing by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:47:47
                                I suppose it makes sense then by altordwm2008-07-15 08:54:18
                            Except (usually) for those baptized as adults by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:13:27
                              Oh? by krikkert2008-07-15 08:32:23
                                We usually have by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 08:36:28
                    That would pretty much be the baptism by merlin2008-07-15 07:55:29
    Perhaps another way of looking at it is: by merlin2008-07-15 06:24:54
      So... by Bellator2008-07-15 06:26:54
        Perhaps when you've moved to a new area and by merlin2008-07-15 06:33:21
          I'm just keeping with your analogy by Bellator2008-07-15 06:35:48
    Quite a bit, actually. by krikkert2008-07-15 06:24:46
  We love labels. by Peace_man2008-07-15 06:20:47
    Mark your calenders: I agree with Peace_Man. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 09:22:10
    which strangely bring to my mind reality shows by joresgump2008-07-15 06:47:55
      Labels are like advertising. by werehatrack2008-07-15 06:54:15
        Actually, labels are necessary. by Peace_man2008-07-15 09:36:27
Stuck for a wedding gift? by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 06:11:40
  Seems very tacky to me.... (n/t) by vampire2008-07-15 06:35:09
    But then again, you're not from Israel by IByte2008-07-15 09:25:33
      Doesn't matter where you are from. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 09:32:53
        Tacky would be having the rabi dressed as elvis by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:18:41
  That's interesting. ATTN: Retiqlum2!! by merlin2008-07-15 06:17:45
    Here is my take on it: by RetiQlum22008-07-15 09:12:54
    It's not without precedent in other religions. by Phoon2008-07-15 06:21:23
      They often do by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 07:09:32
ATTN: MatthewDBA - You have email by merlin2008-07-15 06:09:36
  I got it. by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 06:13:41
    Good to know I've had enough coffee :) (n/t) by merlin2008-07-15 06:16:18
      "coffee" and "enough" belong in the same sentence? by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 06:34:26
        Only insofar as it implies that I'm minimally by merlin2008-07-15 06:35:36
And of course it starts to rain... by Bellator2008-07-15 06:02:34
  "Here comes the rain again...." by confused.brit2008-07-15 07:18:15
    Or "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-07-15 07:43:38
  Wait for it.....Wait for it..... by Hieraco2008-07-15 06:42:21
Yo Hieraco! Is a Canon EOS 400D interesting? by shargo2008-07-15 05:51:52
  Why not the Nikon D60 instead? by DesiredUsername2008-07-15 07:49:12
    From my point of view by shargo2008-07-15 13:29:18
      #3 seals the deal. by DesiredUsername2008-07-15 21:54:51
    Canon is about the same quality by karl-henrik2008-07-15 07:55:35
      Hmm that looks wrong by karl-henrik2008-07-15 07:56:52
  Good entry level SLR by Hieraco2008-07-15 06:40:53
    But think of the lenses you can afford if you buy by shargo2008-07-15 13:30:09
    I agree by karl-henrik2008-07-15 06:59:23
HELP! Need a Dalek pun involving potatoes urgently (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-07-15 05:46:31
  What kind of potatos are they? by Consul8802008-07-15 18:18:47
  Aaah, I guess it's not possible then :( (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-07-15 09:06:02
    ATTN; Hadji gauntlet DOWN (n/t) by Nightwind2008-07-15 10:37:54
      Yeah! C'mon - mash something together for us. (n/t) by manxmania2008-07-15 23:06:04
  EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE! by emlaabs2008-07-15 08:17:08
  Ex-Germinate? (n/t) by DrDeisel2008-07-15 07:09:01
  Best I can come up with by basher202008-07-15 06:51:27
    I guess "Luther Burbank" also fits (n/t) by basher202008-07-15 06:52:02
  EXTERMINATE ALL JOURNALISTS by klar_at_work2008-07-15 06:12:59
  well by pendulum2008-07-15 06:10:35
  Some people put salt on them... (n/t) by imperito2008-07-15 06:00:58
  I got... by voxwoman2008-07-15 05:59:04
  What is a Dalek pun? (n/t) by manxmania2008-07-15 05:57:27
    EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! by aix tom2008-07-15 06:03:06
Maybe not. by Llyr2008-07-15 05:40:21
  Hey, if I can go in to work while still asleep ... by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 05:46:16
  *changes all Llyr-dads clocks so they by shargo2008-07-15 05:45:34
It is official... by imperito2008-07-15 05:33:21
  As an aussie fan... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 05:51:14
    Ah, right. by imperito2008-07-15 05:59:47
      Right. Now I am going to BE an aussie... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 19:45:48
      Bye Bye freedom of speech... by confused.brit2008-07-15 06:17:16
        It's been overturned now by intrinsic2008-07-15 06:22:45
          The authorities are scared of huge crowds. by staticsan2008-07-15 17:01:53
        Good thing Australia doesn't try to enforce its by Phoon2008-07-15 06:19:42
          The article was about *striking* the ban, though. by aix tom2008-07-15 06:22:13
            True... by intrinsic2008-07-15 06:26:02
              Strange reading of the headline. by SciSSorS2008-07-15 08:50:03
                I thought they banned pilgrims. by Phoon2008-07-15 09:21:16
                  I never quite got the idea of by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 09:57:18
            Ah. by Phoon2008-07-15 06:23:52
      So "thou shalt not diss" isn't just a US thing? (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-15 06:16:25
  Oi! (n/t) by DavidRS2008-07-15 05:34:59
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-07-15 05:30:02
Aww.. Kittypile by confused.brit2008-07-15 05:06:19
  blue kitties, purple kitties !!! by joresgump2008-07-15 06:31:04
    No maybe about it! by confused.brit2008-07-15 07:02:59
  I'd post the shot I took of ours earlier tonight b by intrinsic2008-07-15 06:30:15
Like a bat out of ???? (Attn: Oot) by shargo2008-07-15 04:58:33
  :-) by oot2008-07-15 14:35:42
    THAT part is very easily understandable! :-) by shargo2008-07-15 15:06:49
  Definitely pictures. by AnimeJ2008-07-15 10:40:25
  Pictures for one. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-15 05:03:38
    found a fitting picture the other day on Usenet by ideur2008-07-15 05:09:04
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-07-15 04:48:13
My new work mantra: I don't care by voxwoman2008-07-15 04:30:26
  do you know where the IT folks go?? by robertltux2008-07-15 09:12:49
  Slogan for you, "Apathy Now". (n/t) by tallastro2008-07-15 08:50:11
    "Apathy now... by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 10:47:13
  I know that feeling... by intrinsic2008-07-15 06:40:01
  Someone like that takes all the fun out of work. by Peace_man2008-07-15 06:35:49
  When you start feeling... by Sharku2008-07-15 06:26:50
    "Crotchety? I thought, this cannot be a real word by talon07202008-07-15 06:33:16
  Dr Simon recommends... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 05:53:42
  PHB boss? {{{voxwoman}}} by Corvus_One2008-07-15 05:34:46
  I feel your pain. by da-gimp2008-07-15 05:13:39
  *pets the aardvark* by oot2008-07-15 04:50:28
  Good person != good manager by y2kdragon2008-07-15 04:50:25
    I'm a contractor, working through a 3rd by voxwoman2008-07-15 05:00:49
      I can teach you some web programming stuff by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 05:06:25
        *needs BAS* by joresgump2008-07-15 06:35:59
  The guy sounds like a real c4. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 04:47:23
  {{{voxwoman}}} by shargo2008-07-15 04:39:43
  *pases you a box of Godiva* (n/t) by Rogue19712008-07-15 04:39:18
The Big Bang Theory by karl-henrik2008-07-15 04:17:03
  What I like about it is... by kelli2172008-07-15 18:32:47
  One of my favorite shows last season by Ston2008-07-15 10:59:44
  I love it. (n/t) by Snate2008-07-15 09:12:04
  Amazon has it for preorder for $18.99 by altordwm2008-07-15 05:28:28
    thanks! (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-07-15 05:29:47
  One of my coworkers loves the show. by Phoon2008-07-15 04:39:48
    Its a little to close to home to really watch by joecrouse2008-07-15 10:21:09
    Well like we say around here by karl-henrik2008-07-15 04:57:02
  I think they just finished their first season by vdp2008-07-15 04:39:34
    They don't air it here and I don't feel like by karl-henrik2008-07-15 04:55:31
Why am I reminded of... by RetiQlum22008-07-15 04:09:04
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-07-15 04:00:01
  Thanks to imperito, the spawn times should be fixe by Mad Marty2008-07-15 13:24:56
    I think the issue of extra maps showing up by imperito2008-07-15 17:00:08
Uh.. What happened to the QOTD ? by Bonzo2008-07-15 03:39:00
  Been gone for a while by Hieraco2008-07-15 03:46:34
    Jinx! You owe me a beer! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-15 04:01:31
      You're American... what do you know about beer? by Hieraco2008-07-15 07:41:55
  It's been gone since KS went off to deal... by RetiQlum22008-07-15 03:46:12
    You mean ... this isn't ... by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 04:55:01
Electronics question by Bonzo2008-07-15 03:34:17
  I just ordered 50pcs of 555 timers.. by Bonzo2008-07-15 22:37:46
  A little late to the topic but... by AndyA2008-07-15 09:36:18
    Correct on both counts.. by Bonzo2008-07-15 13:35:40
  Tangentially related question(s). by Phoon2008-07-15 04:52:58
    Answers. by AndyA2008-07-15 10:23:03
      Much appreciated. Now, more questions: by Phoon2008-07-15 10:50:13
        Answers (part 2): by AndyA2008-07-15 12:59:07
    Hmm about 50 I think.. by karl-henrik2008-07-15 05:07:42
      More than I need, thanks. by Phoon2008-07-15 05:13:13
        I see :) by karl-henrik2008-07-15 05:20:18
  Would HAVE to be PWM... by smiffy2008-07-15 03:59:18
    AVR to the rescue :) by karl-henrik2008-07-15 04:25:33
    Why not vary the current without varying the volta by bwkaz2008-07-15 04:11:33
      IIRC change-ing voltage over a led by EnzoMatrix2008-07-15 04:36:05
        No, you're changing the current. by bwkaz2008-07-15 15:44:04
          Minor nitpick... by AndyA2008-07-15 16:07:34
            Ah, OK. by bwkaz2008-07-15 16:58:00
  There are some projects available, by aix tom2008-07-15 03:43:01
  you could try this by Astro-g2008-07-15 03:39:29
IDGI by jpprater2008-07-15 03:29:12
  Marketing droid not liking the fact he cant by confused.brit2008-07-15 03:56:51
  Sid is messing with Stef, of course by DerSarek2008-07-15 03:53:47
  Fibre is... by smiffy2008-07-15 03:53:42
Attn: Mekkanik_Mike (re: NZies) by jermschmitt2008-07-15 03:18:52
  well... my work expertise has nothing to do by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 05:55:31
A priest and a rabbi are in a bar. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 03:18:52
  The rabbi continues... by Phoon2008-07-15 03:24:25
    *kudos* that was funny :) by Classic_Jon2008-07-15 07:40:33
    *chuckle* Nice one.. by Bonzo2008-07-15 03:37:13
      Well then, here's something similar. by RetiQlum22008-07-15 03:43:04
        that's great :D by symbiont1b2008-07-15 04:42:06
          I still think my favorite is by MatthewDBA2008-07-15 04:57:49
        I heard that as fishing by Nightwind2008-07-15 04:27:31
W:ET Thought by klar_at_work2008-07-15 03:01:18
  Kill 'im! Crush 'im! BURN 'IM!!!! by themadkansan2008-07-15 15:15:39
  I'll vote for instead of Pong by Hieraco2008-07-15 03:52:33
    If it comes back, I will be happily giving by klar_at_work2008-07-15 04:23:04
  added to a server with goldendunk? by Nightwind2008-07-15 03:34:02
  Sounds fun! Haven't seen it though but by shargo2008-07-15 03:06:12
    sounds fun, we like fun! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-07-15 03:06:48
GirlGenius: The moment of truth. by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 02:36:53
  Stopped reading. Couldn't take the Jaegers by Twitchh2008-07-15 07:19:53
  I predict a scene change by Astro-g2008-07-15 02:43:59
    now that would be irritating... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 02:49:42
      Yeah but, you KNOW it's coming by vampire2008-07-15 06:07:44
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! by themadkansan2008-07-15 21:18:12
  I think the castle is going to regret by shargo2008-07-15 02:40:37
  Not terribly. by Pic2008-07-15 02:39:22
Paypal: is it just my network connection... by smiffy2008-07-15 02:35:04
  continantal drift? getting further away maybe? (n/t) by bluedog9872008-07-15 03:29:33
Is this actually a reference to something, by fudje2008-07-15 01:48:23
  both (n/t) by flirkann2008-07-15 01:50:28
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-07-15 01:27:23
  Montyzuma - The Amazing Yo-yo - is back! by manxmania2008-07-15 06:32:47
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-07-15 01:00:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-07-15 00:35:42
  *places cherry pie on counter* by wabbit652008-07-15 08:01:22
  'Morning by bitflipper2008-07-15 06:12:52
    *serves mocha and sets up the evol trap of doom* by Treehugger2008-07-15 06:22:32
      {{{Treehugger}}} by bitflipper2008-07-15 06:58:39
  *erg* my head hurts, JBM please? by vampire2008-07-15 06:05:39
    *serves JBM* by Treehugger2008-07-15 06:17:40
      God bless you! :) by vampire2008-07-15 06:31:07
  morning by aprylmae2008-07-15 05:54:43
    *serves BAS and admiration for tattoo* by Treehugger2008-07-15 06:04:42
      picture is linked thanks to Bellator (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-15 07:04:06
  *rushes in* by afteRburner2008-07-15 05:20:24
    {{{afterburner}}} by Treehugger2008-07-15 06:04:04
      No. by afterburner2008-07-15 08:13:05
  Can I get a BAS of poinginess? by confused.brit2008-07-15 04:07:55
    *serves BAS of poing* by Treehugger2008-07-15 04:23:43
  Started off really bright and sunny here.... by Jeff_UK2008-07-15 01:33:03
    *serves BAS to caffinate the natiate* by Treehugger2008-07-15 01:42:29
      Nope. 7/8-8/8 cloud cover here still.. by Jeff_UK2008-07-15 02:42:56
  Caffeine to go, thanks.. by DavidRS2008-07-15 01:27:47
    *serves BAS in travel mug and cookies to go* by Treehugger2008-07-15 01:41:25
  *saunters in, tries not to look at Vectorz* by klar_at_work2008-07-15 01:25:05
    You can look at me, I'm no longer mad ;) by Vectorz2008-07-15 02:11:39
    a Klah? *serves OJ and ham/cheese croissant* by Treehugger2008-07-15 01:40:47
      Google it. It is quite tasty. by klar_at_work2008-07-15 01:42:00
        Pern! and I collect my 5 points. by Treehugger2008-07-15 01:43:05
          5 points handed out : by klar_at_work2008-07-15 01:44:41
            And then just add hot water by EnzoMatrix2008-07-15 02:08:28
              2 spoons in hot water, stir. by klar_at_work2008-07-15 02:19:43
                *Writes it down..* Just one question: by EnzoMatrix2008-07-15 03:32:11
                  I dont know in duch but perhaps this can help you by confused.brit2008-07-15 04:05:15
                    Found that too... It's probably 'Nootmuskaat'.. (n (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-07-15 04:06:59
                      Found it: by EnzoMatrix2008-07-15 04:07:52
                        Cool! by confused.brit2008-07-15 04:12:13
                          Wanna do it in three languages? by DerSarek2008-07-15 04:24:26
                            hmm... by confused.brit2008-07-15 07:50:47
                              At least three: by Klaranth2008-07-15 11:01:04
                          s/langages/languages by confused.brit2008-07-15 04:12:43
  Good morning by Vectorz2008-07-15 00:53:23
    Bah humbug by Treehugger2008-07-15 01:00:23
      Regular is fine by Vectorz2008-07-15 01:25:34
        *serves GAP (hot) and fresh mango* by Treehugger2008-07-15 01:39:54
          It is indeed by Vectorz2008-07-15 02:14:33
  ...once again, I am an insomniac. by sgrunt2008-07-15 00:50:40
    Oh dear, and you were doing so well! by Treehugger2008-07-15 00:53:18
      Sleep will be normal again when September arrives by sgrunt2008-07-15 00:54:25
        *will wake sgrunt up when September ends* by Apo2008-07-15 01:30:48
          ah, good song. by Treehugger2008-07-15 01:39:19
  *drives up another truck load of mangoes* by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 00:39:58
    Is there any room left in the cellar? by Treehugger2008-07-15 00:52:51
      Plenty... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 00:56:11
        No mate - you dump em in that freezer by Treehugger2008-07-15 00:59:50
          *dumps in freezer* by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 02:10:29
Invoke: kiwis... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 00:34:32
  tricky by Astro-g2008-07-15 01:38:15
  Wasnt there a fourth planned? (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-07-15 01:25:36
    I put the kybosh on that for now... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 02:11:31
      Oh. Sorry to hear. Are you in pain or by klar_at_work2008-07-15 03:02:11
        no... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-15 05:57:02
Web Comic Quiz by Snate2008-07-15 00:13:51
  WCQQ Full Version, testing by Snate2008-07-15 22:46:54
  Timeout, New Quote by Snate2008-07-15 00:51:47
    Schlock Mercenary by sgrunt2008-07-15 00:53:47
      Questionable Content by PeKaJe2008-07-15 01:23:50
        Dilbert by darthludi2008-07-15 02:26:45
          Wapsi Square. by grremlins2008-07-15 07:47:09
            Devil's panties. by Sharku2008-07-15 10:42:18
              CAD by Nightwind2008-07-15 14:02:10
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-07-15 00:02:19
  Biological name for a ferret. by smiffy2008-07-15 00:18:07
    About 6.5 Stone by Illiad2008-07-15 00:30:48
      Chaos cultists in Dwan of War by Vectorz2008-07-15 00:54:47
        Khorne, Slanesh, Nurgle, and Tzeentch by raptor_872008-07-15 01:21:31
          In "Haïta the Shepherd" by Ambrose Bierce by aix tom2008-07-15 01:31:48
            In an answering machine by Tiny2008-07-15 01:58:43
              Curry by smiffy2008-07-15 02:21:40
                An oven. by Pic2008-07-15 02:36:42
                  Daniel Keyes by smiffy2008-07-15 03:22:09
                    Walk through walls by Nightwind2008-07-15 03:39:19
                      two? (gah it's been a WHILE) by voxwoman2008-07-15 04:36:56
                        .... by Nightwind2008-07-15 05:02:19
                          The Celts by archnerd2008-07-15 13:25:30
Translations by Nea2008-07-15 00:01:01
  German/Deutsch (n/t) by vertigo-12008-07-15 00:48:37
    by vertigo-1 by vertigo-12008-07-15 00:55:14
      Eklärung by vertigo-12008-07-15 01:03:22
        nicht ganz by Christoph2008-07-15 03:35:47
          Doch doch, sogar genau! by DerSarek2008-07-15 03:55:15
            mein Fehler by Christoph2008-07-15 06:49:38
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-07-15 00:00:01
  JohnBoyburiedElliotNessupupandaway by Hieraco2008-07-15 00:01:04
  JohnBoyburiedElliotNessupupandaway by DavidRS2008-07-15 00:01:00

 

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