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Cartoon for Jul 11, 2008
Strip for Jul 11, 2008
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is it worth the drive to mt.st.helens (johnston ri by ag__wyvern2008-07-11 22:08:28
  We thought it was neat. by desiredusername2008-07-11 22:23:39
I just called the cops on some cows. by techi8702008-07-11 21:33:50
  Did you happen to see if the ring lemur was there? by kahuana2008-07-12 08:32:52
  Good. Cows are EVIL by oot2008-07-11 22:15:50
    Get revenge. Have a steak. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-11 23:39:00
    Evil, but delicious. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-11 23:11:46
    What about clown cows?? (n/t) by subbywan2008-07-11 22:43:26
    Cows are fun to chase with ATVs though. As long as by techi8702008-07-11 22:25:16
  mmmmooooooooooooooooo (n/t) by Snate2008-07-11 21:54:41
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-07-11 21:00:01
  Corky, I need something that makes Moonshine look by shadowsystems2008-07-11 22:05:03
    {{{{{{Shadowsystems}}}}}}} by Silverfire2008-07-11 23:45:50
      ditto hon.. *hugs to the shadow* by Garrinka2008-07-11 23:53:01
    {{{{{{{shadowsystems}}}}}}} by Snate2008-07-11 23:42:38
Configure Inkscape toolbars by SnappingTurtle2008-07-11 20:15:14
All right; who dropped it!? by swisscheese2008-07-11 19:04:35
  Someone should buff out that ding! by UGuardian2008-07-11 20:01:00
  NOT ME!! (n/t) by vampire2008-07-11 19:49:49
  <3 year old voice> I'm sowwy an I pwomise I won't by radiowave9112008-07-11 19:07:09
ATTN: aix tom by jpprater2008-07-11 18:48:21
  Nope. by aix tom2008-07-12 12:48:59
RPG UFies: System question. by FNORDer2008-07-11 18:46:11
  That looks kind of like the World Tree system. by Mad Marty2008-07-11 19:18:40
    Yeah I didn't really want to go with negative by FNORDer2008-07-11 19:28:38
astro-g by laserman2008-07-11 18:46:04
A "triple core"?? by josie_beller2008-07-11 18:12:34
  A triple core is a quad core that has a bad by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 18:23:29
    Define "most". by sgrunt2008-07-11 18:29:18
      I mean not as part of a beowolf or some other by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 18:30:55
        I'm poking through the Linux kernel sources... by sgrunt2008-07-11 18:34:54
          You can get some decent savings at runtime by hobbs2008-07-11 22:37:27
    You are wrong by vdp2008-07-11 18:27:25
      What version of windows? Datacenter? by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 18:29:37
        Desktop windows only supports 2 CPUs by intrinsic2008-07-11 18:47:42
          yup, the windows license is for physical chip by flirkann2008-07-11 23:35:19
          And as sgrunt says below: by bwkaz2008-07-11 19:10:59
            0 is a valid CPU number, so 256 total. (n/t) by Sharku2008-07-11 19:33:30
              Ah, thanks. :-) (n/t) by bwkaz2008-07-11 20:50:47
  It's probably a quad which failed some tests. by FNORDer2008-07-11 18:22:27
    Early on AMD were producing Quad dies that more by intrinsic2008-07-11 18:43:03
      Do the other three work perfectly well? by josie_beller2008-07-11 19:41:19
        It is actually closer to quad than duo by Diorama2008-07-11 19:47:19
    More or less correct by vdp2008-07-11 18:25:55
  AFAIK they exist, and the XBox360 uses one. (n/t) by Mad Marty2008-07-11 18:22:16
    Xbox 360 uses power PC chips by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 18:26:30
      Isn't that still a triple core processor? (n/t) by Mad Marty2008-07-11 18:30:42
        Didn't say it wasnt. was clarifying that it was by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 18:31:43
          Ok. :) (n/t) by Mad Marty2008-07-11 18:33:06
When will the stupid end? by Lab Rat2008-07-11 17:35:56
  When we're ALL dead? (n/t) by vampire2008-07-11 19:50:43
  "She could get injured." by Illiad2008-07-11 17:42:47
    I qualify as "total featherweight". by sgrunt2008-07-11 18:11:52
    Gotta agree with that by UGuardian2008-07-11 17:57:48
    Boys are probably more likely to get hurt. by Lab Rat2008-07-11 17:48:29
      Even if they *don't* forget. by werehatrack2008-07-11 17:51:07
      When you're on the team, you NEVER forget the cup. by Illiad2008-07-11 17:50:11
        Just because you've got a cup by Bellator2008-07-11 18:28:39
        I wouldn't know. Lucky to be a girl. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 17:51:39
          It is my understanding that ... by ChuckAB2008-07-11 18:04:13
            A saucer? by kahuana2008-07-11 18:47:39
            Nope. I've played sports all my life. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 18:06:37
              Actually thats not true. by Silverfire2008-07-11 23:51:15
          Lucky for us, too... (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-11 17:52:27
Hello from my new compy! by dodrian2008-07-11 16:55:28
  /me sneaks off wiht dodrians compy heheh (n/t) by laserman2008-07-11 17:04:02
Hellboy - Oh, Boy! (no spoilers, promise) by voxwoman2008-07-11 16:26:41
  Heartily seconded. Loved the stylishness. by McNutcase2008-07-11 23:10:49
  Hellboy? I think I have that on DVD by confused.brit2008-07-11 16:40:56
    Sequel. The original came out in 2004. by McNutcase2008-07-11 16:48:06
      but you're in California now by voxwoman2008-07-11 17:03:49
        I couldn't care less about Dr Who... by McNutcase2008-07-11 17:16:34
    It's a sequel. by krikkert2008-07-11 16:46:02
      I think you dropped these: II by kahuana2008-07-11 17:02:37
more ISPs to block alt.* newsgroups by swisscheese2008-07-11 15:26:06
  Now where are we suppose to get our pr0n from? by Hieraco2008-07-11 23:22:23
  In my experience most ISP's block alt.binaries.* by intrinsic2008-07-11 17:11:49
  Good thing certain alt. newsgroups had already by josie_beller2008-07-11 15:45:04
    They aren't all bad by Astro-g2008-07-11 16:30:31
      ahh another rc nut by laserman2008-07-11 16:34:32
        Thats ... different by Astro-g2008-07-11 16:56:26
          not a prob on the assist by laserman2008-07-11 17:41:59
          if you want info by laserman2008-07-11 17:00:40
  I think fewer people are using newsgroups. by subbywan2008-07-11 15:41:52
    And the non-binary groups can be read at Google. by werehatrack2008-07-11 17:32:28
      I prefer a free-standing news-reader by swisscheese2008-07-11 18:48:43
  A question of noise level and liability. by werehatrack2008-07-11 15:40:36
Ants are vicious! by jiteo2008-07-11 15:21:05
  The bug is a cicada. by werehatrack2008-07-11 15:25:31
  Forgot to mention the bug's alive in those by jiteo2008-07-11 15:21:41
I'm excited! But I need some help... by Nessalc2008-07-11 14:50:05
  Btw, ask anyone from around there by hobbs2008-07-11 22:45:14
  PATH or NJ Transit by voxwoman2008-07-11 16:14:40
    It's so close, though... by Nessalc2008-07-11 22:32:26
  The PATH train. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 16:09:36
    Unfortunately, we'll only be in the area by Nessalc2008-07-11 22:31:08
    Oh, one other thing: by RetiQlum22008-07-11 16:13:11
  I have not been there in years and Voxwoman by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 15:48:09
    The 'D' (IIRC) train stops below the stadium by Ston2008-07-11 16:36:06
  never having been to NY or NJ, but having a little by SouthpawPL2008-07-11 15:13:18
We need 1 more player ..... Please? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-07-11 14:06:15
  Trying to get there by Bertram2008-07-11 14:15:48
    Try to delete the file on you harddisk. by Mad Marty2008-07-11 15:26:08
Play with digital sand! by Illiad2008-07-11 13:56:46
  evil, Illiad, evil. :-> (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 17:18:38
  Hmm. My FF 2.0.0.15 doesn't like that URL. by run.dll2008-07-11 15:31:55
    That's what it's supposed to look like by Bellator2008-07-11 15:33:14
      Nothing in 3.0, blank, no gray box. (n/t) by vampire2008-07-11 17:21:36
      Ah yes, must have missed it first time. (n/t) by run.dll2008-07-11 16:48:03
  Another pointless but hypnotic sand-game... (n/t) by veran2008-07-11 14:34:45
  You really hate productivity, huh? by Bellator2008-07-11 14:13:22
    Well, look at it this way: by bitflipper2008-07-11 14:16:37
  Far too cool by bitflipper2008-07-11 14:04:59
The benefit of open source software. by Peace_man2008-07-11 13:50:22
  Maybe the reason the bug in yacc has not by vdp2008-07-11 14:26:53
    very likely by clearer2008-07-11 18:04:20
  even 33 year old bugs ! by Cokish2008-07-11 14:14:46
  There will be a show tonight, on trampoline. (n/t) by vetitice2008-07-11 14:00:25
Grrr. Telco customer support hell (long rant). by chrisP2008-07-11 13:27:09
WoW. Character builds are confuzzling. by Phoon2008-07-11 13:25:41
  tank is probably what will be most needed by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:37:51
  You can respec, that's not too hard. by krikkert2008-07-11 13:30:02
    I'm level 14 and have 3 gold. by Phoon2008-07-11 13:53:54
      The talents help no matter which level you're on. (n/t) by krikkert2008-07-11 14:04:16
WEEEE!!!!! just 1 week to my vacations!!! by joresgump2008-07-11 13:23:25
  *eats joresgump's vacation* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-07-11 15:09:06
    HA! by joresgump2008-07-11 15:32:29
New drug marketing code draws line at gift by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:22:02
  Another example of the British government paying by SouthpawPL2008-07-11 15:18:20
    Erm, not British. by confused.brit2008-07-11 16:19:27
  Oh, thank Ghu. That said really did say "pens". ;) (n/t) by kahuana2008-07-11 14:09:39
  That's going to crimp a couple of folks I know. by werehatrack2008-07-11 14:07:42
    When Mrs. Basher was a secretary for a surgeon by basher202008-07-11 14:32:45
      We had the same policy here by Stibbons2008-07-11 15:34:59
  One thing that really should stop... by McNutcase2008-07-11 13:31:10
    Another thing: Cheap (or free) rent. by kahuana2008-07-11 14:13:00
    Seconded (n/t) by Snate2008-07-11 13:33:59
      thrided by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:49:18
        fourthed (n/t) by vampire2008-07-11 13:51:09
          fififth *hic* 'scuse me. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-11 14:02:05
            yep to the Nth degree.... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 15:05:10
              M-O, M-O-R... (n/t) by Llyr2008-07-11 15:24:06
W:ET Game about to start: by Klaranth2008-07-11 13:15:36
  Which server Klar? by Silverfire2008-07-11 13:32:42
    We DO have the daily W:ET Bar. by Klaranth2008-07-11 13:36:53
      Sigh. *Goes to hunt back thru pages.* by Silverfire2008-07-11 13:39:10
        EU-Server. US-Server is down. Permanently (n/t) by Klaranth2008-07-11 13:40:02
          Win Shortcut for Icon : by Klaranth2008-07-11 13:40:50
            oh btw... What does the "hunkmegs 256" do? (n/t) by shargo2008-07-11 13:42:26
              Reserves more memory for large maps. (n/t) by krikkert2008-07-11 13:46:35
  So there u are... get in NOW soldier ;-) (n/t) by shargo2008-07-11 13:31:51
    Soldier? ??? <grin> by Klaranth2008-07-11 13:37:55
      May I change that to medic? ;-) (n/t) by shargo2008-07-11 13:41:13
SOTM : Poets of the Fall - Someone Special by Bellator2008-07-11 13:08:39
hey chicago ufies.... by unjust2008-07-11 13:05:50
  Rats, I'll miss you by a day. by Silverfire2008-07-11 13:13:19
    i'll be back through on monday a week.. by unjust2008-07-11 14:01:05
      Ah forgot to explain that I am not local by Silverfire2008-07-11 23:43:50
Heh. Tim Buckley wins again. by Llyr2008-07-11 13:04:13
  Ooops, wrong year. by vetitice2008-07-11 13:17:47
    Indeed. by Llyr2008-07-11 13:20:26
      A difficult position, indeed. (n/t) by vetitice2008-07-11 13:21:56
hmm outlook mail merge/sql problem? by unjust2008-07-11 12:59:58
Clothes as weapons by oot2008-07-11 12:56:07
  My socks fall under chemical biological by joecrouse2008-07-12 02:43:01
  A sock with a bar of soap or something with weight by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 15:06:50
  IF CLOTHES ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL WEAR by SnArL2008-07-11 13:53:50
    "Breakin' the law-Breakin' the law"</judas priest> by kahuana2008-07-11 14:07:10
    I don't care. I'm just interested in the visual by joresgump2008-07-11 14:04:11
      Consider the clientele of your nearest Wal-Mart. by werehatrack2008-07-11 14:12:15
        my nearest wall-mart is about 4000 miles by joresgump2008-07-11 14:21:32
          Here... by werehatrack2008-07-11 14:52:30
  The shirt can be wrapped around your head, by Cural2008-07-11 13:52:16
  well just about anything by symbiont1b2008-07-11 13:13:17
  I can't think of anything that can't be used... by RetiQlum22008-07-11 13:12:05
    hmm. by MatthewDBA2008-07-11 13:44:25
      fog can definitely kill by symbiont1b2008-07-11 16:58:43
      Fog contains ghosts! Everyone knows that! by SouthpawPL2008-07-11 15:21:49
      Try driving in it (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-11 14:27:33
      enough fog forced into a contained area by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:45:59
        At that point wouldn't you count it as by MatthewDBA2008-07-11 13:55:32
    hats don't kill people by joresgump2008-07-11 13:21:07
      Some hats have a buckle by oot2008-07-11 13:22:55
      with hats! (n/t) by imperito2008-07-11 13:21:39
        that would be a hat crime !!! (n/t) by joresgump2008-07-11 13:25:46
          And three of 'em would be a hat trick crime! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-11 14:29:18
    Jello? by oot2008-07-11 13:20:23
      Jello could be spread on the floor by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:31:42
      Soft packing foam? Easy. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 13:31:20
    *flips RetiQlum2* (n/t) by krikkert2008-07-11 13:14:33
      You wish Viking boy! by RetiQlum22008-07-11 13:36:39
    The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? (n/t) by imperito2008-07-11 13:14:23
  Neckties are great for strangling - by veran2008-07-11 13:09:20
    !!! Clothes are a tool of terrorists!!!!111 (n/t) by oot2008-07-11 13:10:50
  socks could be crammed down someone's throat so by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:06:55
    I don't know about that... by imperito2008-07-11 13:12:26
      I AM one of the fatties, TYVM (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:23:37
        And probably quite good-looking by oot2008-07-11 19:34:28
  socks can be filled with coin or rocks as a by unjust2008-07-11 13:02:35
  Socks can be used to hold things by DesertRat662008-07-11 13:00:25
  Easy by subbywan2008-07-11 12:59:21
  Well, my socks are always stinky... by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:58:23
Having a tongue full of canker sores is unpleasant (n/t) by Llyr2008-07-11 12:46:02
  Take zinc. by Spud2008-07-11 13:07:53
    I get those all the time. by Peace_man2008-07-11 15:23:32
  Then quit chewing on tweezers! by oot2008-07-11 12:48:05
    He was probably attacked by a piece of clothing. (n/t) by Spud2008-07-11 13:08:36
    Well there's a mental image for you. (n/t) by Llyr2008-07-11 12:49:19
I can has solid food? by Phoon2008-07-11 12:21:34
  Next stop : Enema? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-07-11 13:22:38
    (With enemas like that, who needs friends?) (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-11 13:26:29
  Glad to hear that everything's good. by DrDeisel2008-07-11 13:19:07
  Ya could've done it yerself! by SoylentGreen2008-07-11 13:04:57
  Oohhhhh.... *That's* what the day of liquids was by voxwoman2008-07-11 12:50:25
    Preps worse than the procedure by DesertRat662008-07-11 13:01:55
  Good news! by bitflipper2008-07-11 12:24:23
    Bah. At that point, I could have eaten the a3 end by Phoon2008-07-11 12:25:12
  What IS it with the anal posting? :+) by adiplomat2008-07-11 12:24:01
    If you want I can put video up on YouTube by DesertRat662008-07-11 12:26:28
      The always perky Katie Couric put hers on the news (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 13:26:58
  You ate non-breakfast food at Denny's? by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:23:36
    After what he's just been through by aprylmae2008-07-11 12:26:45
      Which is why I'd have thought... by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:27:58
        true (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-11 12:29:11
I just had my mom take a picture of my butt by aprylmae2008-07-11 12:17:12
  she's tried to send me the picture a few times now by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:39:02
    Its missing??? 0_o! (n/t) by Silverfire2008-07-11 23:57:14
    It may be too big by vdp2008-07-11 13:51:10
      does this tatoo makes me look fat? by joresgump2008-07-11 14:07:01
    You'll be o-kay by bitflipper2008-07-11 13:41:11
      made I should have her print out a copy and give by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:48:37
  I wanna copy! Pleeeeeeeeez? by SouthpawPL2008-07-11 12:23:06
  TMI! by RetiQlum22008-07-11 12:21:50
    lol. you can't even really tell it's my butt by aprylmae2008-07-11 12:23:14
      Is it a Parkay tatoo? by kahuana2008-07-11 12:56:30
      So, photography isn't what it's cracked up to be? (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-07-11 12:52:57
        You trying to turn Apryl into the butt of a joke? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-11 13:20:57
      'Qlum has butt-dar. (n/t) by krikkert2008-07-11 12:23:52
    Exactly! (n/t) by Bellator2008-07-11 12:22:53
Cool by oot2008-07-11 12:08:33
  What... by imperito2008-07-11 12:46:06
    Don't call oot's rats vermin. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 13:25:23
      Hey! by MatthewDBA2008-07-11 13:40:19
    Neither is vermin (n/t) by oot2008-07-11 12:48:52
  Lawyers do have a bad rap, there. by krikkert2008-07-11 12:19:17
    Lawyers have had a bad rep since Shakespeare! by adiplomat2008-07-11 12:31:39
      Shakespear liked lawyers, though. by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:34:23
        You would have to be a lawyer by krikkert2008-07-11 12:51:43
  Yup. Lawyers tend to prefer... by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:13:01
    Good by oot2008-07-11 12:27:34
      Well, they'll be getting... by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:29:19
Is the free Slurpee deal at 7/11 today by kyrasantae2008-07-11 12:05:40
  No 7-11 in Houston. by werehatrack2008-07-11 13:15:31
  My closest 7-11 is a mile away. by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:36:03
    maybe, but by aprylmae2008-07-11 12:37:57
      I can't take a free Slurpee into the cinema... (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:39:36
        It's tricky, but I've seen it done. by Nea2008-07-11 12:42:38
  darn it. no 7/11s here (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-11 12:20:25
  Free Slurpee? Hmmm, I haven't had a Slurpee in by Snate2008-07-11 12:15:58
    Dangit, I can't drive. :-( by Phoon2008-07-11 12:32:57
ATTN: SQL gurus by joresgump2008-07-11 11:53:06
  What DBDMS? by imrambi2008-07-11 12:04:26
    Oracle 9i (n/t) by joresgump2008-07-11 12:09:08
      In Oracle ther is no "string". by aix tom2008-07-11 13:05:23
I copied the binary tree code I wrote for work by Apo2008-07-11 11:36:17
  ...Careful. :-) by bwkaz2008-07-11 16:36:14
    Oh, and of course: standard disclaimer. by bwkaz2008-07-11 16:37:06
  Use it to write a highly efficient and scalable by vdp2008-07-11 11:58:42
    Hey, it could happen... by Phoon2008-07-11 12:54:12
      No, it didn't by vdp2008-07-11 13:00:03
        Oh, well by vdp2008-07-11 13:14:42
  Wait till autumn, by vetitice2008-07-11 11:40:08
Again my first video by roooster2008-07-11 11:18:14
  Mods! by Spud2008-07-11 12:42:01
    I'm not seeing comments. Am I blind? (n/t) by Nea2008-07-11 12:45:06
      Potential for comments: by vetitice2008-07-11 13:26:49
        pre-emptive modding? That's new! (n/t) by joresgump2008-07-11 14:26:17
          Nope, not new. If open comments are possible by ag__wyvern2008-07-11 20:21:31
Ordnance-Corner for UFies by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:17:29
  Tome for a pointless but entertaining vs. thread: by veran2008-07-11 13:03:28
    It depends on use. by McNutcase2008-07-11 13:57:19
      I don't do war... by veran2008-07-11 14:20:29
    I have a .243 mauser action rifle, so I am biased by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 13:35:36
      Which calls for a follow up question: by veran2008-07-11 13:39:58
        Outside of custom jobs no. by DesertRat662008-07-11 13:46:36
          Yeah. I have one, brother has two... by veran2008-07-11 14:12:22
            Everyone I have talked with has said the Mosins by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 15:25:33
              They must have the short version by veran2008-07-11 16:08:47
    Wash by DesertRat662008-07-11 13:27:47
      The other factor in speed... by McNutcase2008-07-11 13:34:53
        And what is this fixation with speed? by veran2008-07-11 13:38:32
          For a battlefield by DesertRat662008-07-11 13:43:54
            Exactly. by McNutcase2008-07-11 13:50:14
              Ah, the time tested spray and pray method. by veran2008-07-11 14:08:37
                Actually the time tested philosophy of: by DesertRat662008-07-11 14:16:27
                  If I were a WW1 general: by veran2008-07-11 14:28:51
                    They did that by DesertRat662008-07-11 14:53:49
                      Did they use explosive projectiles? by veran2008-07-11 15:00:20
                        Take a look at what they had to make by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 15:41:57
                          Oddly... didn't they have exactly that by veran2008-07-11 16:24:29
                            Check your history books. I said Reliable by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 18:15:13
                  Seargent York comes to mind. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 14:23:34
        The Enfield I tested had feed problems by veran2008-07-11 13:37:00
  An interesting clip(pun intended) by RetiQlum22008-07-11 13:03:18
    It was lala. I found a better one: by veran2008-07-11 13:33:28
  Bad gun laws written by people who know little by techi8702008-07-11 11:45:12
    Classic one here was by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:52:26
      Which Congress Critter? Can't remember. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 12:01:06
        Carolyn McCarthy by DesertRat662008-07-11 12:21:10
          That was funny. "The shoulder thing that goes up"? by Lab Rat2008-07-11 13:42:29
            Sounds like something seen on an acid trip (n/t) by veran2008-07-11 14:16:12
      I'm hoping to catch up with bussy that's in the by techi8702008-07-11 11:58:23
  CCW permits from an officer point of view by imrambi2008-07-11 11:25:44
    I only have one quibble with that story: by ChuckAB2008-07-11 18:01:18
    Heh... by imperito2008-07-11 12:44:46
      Most traffic stops are fishing expeditions (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-11 12:49:38
        I had one fishing for a DUI by SnArL2008-07-11 12:54:55
          It's been 3 years for you, right? by RetiQlum22008-07-11 14:07:34
            3.5 (n/t) by SnArL2008-07-11 14:22:21
              Good for you! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-11 14:25:06
            I'm worse with time. by veran2008-07-11 14:15:18
  Woman calls 911 during home invasion by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:21:54
    The PA police couldn't do anything? by RetiQlum22008-07-11 12:42:50
  Officer shot by 3 y.o. son sues everyone by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:21:28
    He got what he deserved. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 12:33:35
      Wasn't locked by DesertRat662008-07-11 12:51:19
        Well, now you know that when... by RetiQlum22008-07-11 12:55:21
          That is one of the reasons I like the XD's :) by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 13:06:12
            I have difficulty taking those seriously. by McNutcase2008-07-11 13:19:32
              Actually is is political propaganda by veran2008-07-11 13:34:43
            I like 1858 Remington by veran2008-07-11 13:15:26
              Bull! by RetiQlum22008-07-11 13:59:12
                A half cock is not a safety. by lheggland2008-07-11 14:46:54
                  Exactly! (n/t) by veran2008-07-11 15:10:31
                I refuse to consider that thing as safety by veran2008-07-11 14:06:11
                  It's the same with the half-cock on a 94. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 14:10:14
                    I know this stuff, I got a 94. by veran2008-07-11 14:14:26
                      All guns go that when you take of the safety. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 14:20:33
                        Look: by veran2008-07-11 14:24:06
                          Not all bolt guns by DesertRat662008-07-11 14:58:01
                            I know how my weapons work - by veran2008-07-11 15:09:53
                          Only some bolt actions have a bolt lock. by lheggland2008-07-11 14:55:42
                            Both my T3 and the Mauser lock everything by veran2008-07-11 15:04:45
          How a Glock works by DesertRat662008-07-11 13:06:12
            It still make me nervous. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-11 13:51:12
  High Gas prices cause decline in drive-bys by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:20:50
    They are turning to knives to curb emissions (n/t) by veran2008-07-11 12:45:53
  S.W.A.T. on Segways?! We're Screwed! by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:20:05
    Please tell me that this is a joke. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-11 12:21:06
      Sorry I can't by DesertRat662008-07-11 12:24:25
  When seconds count... by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:19:42
  ACLU: The 2nd Amendment is still not an individual by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:19:16
    No surprise there. by lheggland2008-07-11 11:38:04
      Don't you mean they only defend liberties that are by merlin2008-07-11 12:14:10
        That's good, saves me the trouble. :P (n/t) by krikkert2008-07-11 12:23:13
          *stabbity* *stabbity* *THWAP* ;) (n/t) by merlin2008-07-11 12:28:49
            Hey now, be nice. by krikkert2008-07-11 13:01:36
    There are 300 million guns in this country. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 11:28:29
  Pop Quiz: by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:18:24
    ANSWER: by DesertRat662008-07-11 12:57:43
    i'm gonna guess... by unjust2008-07-11 12:48:18
    Currently? by SnArL2008-07-11 11:46:35
      more like implement policy by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:55:01
        Well, why didn't you SAY SO? by SnArL2008-07-11 12:03:47
          Bzzzt! (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-11 12:16:55
    I would say.... by lheggland2008-07-11 11:27:04
      Bzzzt! But thanks for playing. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:29:07
    Hmm...this is a tough one. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 11:23:00
      Nope (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:25:46
    Hmmm.... my guess by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 11:20:52
      Well, by altordwm2008-07-11 12:57:20
    Hmmm. by McNutcase2008-07-11 11:19:56
      At a glance, that is a Ruger .22/45 (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 11:22:08
        Yep, Target Model by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:22:44
          I have one. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 11:24:03
            I like my heavy barreled Mark 2 too! I need one by techi8702008-07-11 11:51:12
              by box do you mean the 50, 100 or 500+ bulk boxes? by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 12:49:28
                Last box I bought was 10K rounds. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-11 12:52:12
                  Not all of us have that much storage space :-P by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 12:59:33
                    Try Midway (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-11 13:07:41
  UFOCBOTW by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:17:49
Mmmmm, Hellboy II tickets... by McNutcase2008-07-11 11:08:07
  Me also! by roooster2008-07-11 11:16:28
Rogue, have you opened the Friday closet, yet? by bitflipper2008-07-11 11:06:47
  She did by subbywan2008-07-11 11:10:58
    *removes rat from bra* by oot2008-07-11 11:14:35
      woot! *starts carpet bombing* (n/t) by subbywan2008-07-11 11:28:20
        Hey! What'd the carpet ever do to you? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-11 12:04:06
          It wouldn't give me bras (n/t) by subbywan2008-07-11 12:47:47
            That's because you asked the wrong end (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-11 13:30:21
              I'm happy with knickers too! (n/t) by subbywan2008-07-11 14:40:05
            *backs slowly away from subby* (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-11 13:14:23
You win again, gravity! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-11 10:53:36
  *eats gravity* by joresgump2008-07-11 12:51:34
    In Sowiet Russia, gravity eats you (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-11 13:15:25
      *eats sowiet russia* by joresgump2008-07-11 13:32:37
        *eats sowiety russia's gravity minus the techies* by aprylmae2008-07-11 13:34:46
        ________________ by bitflipper2008-07-11 13:33:50
          success! by joresgump2008-07-11 13:56:26
            Hello, you have reached bitflipper's brainz... by bitflipper2008-07-11 14:09:52
  My recent tale of irony. by shadowboy8132008-07-11 11:40:04
    Aw, dude! Honestly, man; I'm laughing *with* you by bitflipper2008-07-11 12:16:19
      The cut wasn't bad by shadowboy8132008-07-11 12:22:56
  *bwahahahah* Gotta love irony ;) (n/t) by merlin2008-07-11 10:59:43
hmm a lil excel help? by unjust2008-07-11 10:29:00
  Export the file to ascii. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 11:10:58
    Not necessary. As he already mentioned, by merlin2008-07-11 11:13:59
      Last time I used office it was Office 2000. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 11:17:06
        Text to Columns existed at least as far back as 97 (n/t) by merlin2008-07-11 12:05:05
  In the middle of a sheet or is this a new file by AndyA2008-07-11 10:39:45
    in a sheet already, but i found it. by unjust2008-07-11 10:47:16
You thought the Black Hole controversy was silly? by DesertRat662008-07-11 10:18:19
  That's just following bureaucracy-dictated rules by shadowboy8132008-07-11 12:28:35
    Sorry, but no. by bitflipper2008-07-11 14:25:10
  The place I I used to work by Sterling_Ag2008-07-11 11:17:05
  it is kinda silly by aprylmae2008-07-11 10:59:14
    Also, there might be a blind person out there .... by aix tom2008-07-11 11:18:09
      Good point - actually by tompaine2008-07-11 12:29:59
  Why don't blind people skydive? by postaljohn2008-07-11 10:49:26
    Actually, they do by swisscheese2008-07-11 14:29:48
    minor nagging: Posted by shadowsystems Y-day.. by shargo2008-07-11 10:57:03
    You know how blind skydivers know when to open? by subbywan2008-07-11 10:54:47
  What do you expect from a place called the Isles by Bellator2008-07-11 10:30:42
  Remind me not to go there. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 10:30:05
  Don't see the problem. by vetitice2008-07-11 10:27:23
    *agreed* (n/t) by merlin2008-07-11 10:52:31
      Are you allowed to agree with me? by vetitice2008-07-11 10:54:00
        *grins* Oh, and *threadjack* by merlin2008-07-11 10:57:19
          Nope, You didn't by vetitice2008-07-11 11:28:09
            I understand. No worries here. by merlin2008-07-11 12:05:39
Attn: Mods by oot2008-07-11 10:07:33
  Maybe see if you can get these posts too by desiredusername2008-07-11 11:50:15
  Done. (n/t) by Tyop2008-07-11 10:37:48
    Thank you by oot2008-07-11 10:39:23
      Yours? by Tyop2008-07-11 10:42:33
        if oot, prefers remove mine as well. by aprylmae2008-07-11 10:53:16
          All she has to do is let me know. by Tyop2008-07-11 11:00:19
            Go ahead and hit mine in that subthread. by merlin2008-07-11 11:01:29
              Thank you by oot2008-07-11 11:03:40
                Does moderation do that? by Nath32008-07-11 13:30:34
                  You see them as "deleted". by McNutcase2008-07-11 13:35:38
                    No. I just logged out to check. by Nath32008-07-11 18:16:36
                      Your cookie has "Show Moderated Comments" set. by ChuckAB2008-07-11 19:04:59
                        Ah. (n/t) by Nath32008-07-11 21:02:27
        Did I miss any? (n/t) by Tyop2008-07-11 10:48:37
          Thank you!!! by oot2008-07-11 11:10:52
          This one of mine: by merlin2008-07-11 11:07:40
            Dealt with. ... Dinner time, bbl (n/t) by Tyop2008-07-11 11:11:00
  How do they know your UF ID? by RetiQlum22008-07-11 10:26:29
    They don't, but by oot2008-07-11 10:28:00
Repost: AndyA, you have gmail. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-11 10:01:46
  Thanks, I saw it. by AndyA2008-07-11 10:35:42
    Weekend's good. by McNutcase2008-07-11 10:37:15
      OK. Just for reference by AndyA2008-07-11 10:41:49
        OK, I'll keep that in mind. (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-11 10:51:14
Lawyer question by oot2008-07-11 09:56:45
  There should be no problem. by run.dll2008-07-11 15:21:07
  Just don't hire a "mob" lawyer. by kahuana2008-07-11 13:21:27
  Yes. very. by subbywan2008-07-11 10:02:50
  if they think you have a good case, then probably by aprylmae2008-07-11 10:01:27
  That's what the ethical codes they're required to by McNutcase2008-07-11 09:59:40
    Now whether or not they follow those codes... by DesertRat662008-07-11 10:04:26
      But it looks like he is no longer a lawyer. by AndyA2008-07-11 10:47:14
        Yes, but before that he was by DesertRat662008-07-11 11:25:12
      Well said. by McNutcase2008-07-11 10:07:45
        You know 2 good lawyers? I know 1. (sslr) (n/t) by Divinar2008-07-11 11:43:00
          I married one... by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:14:54
            Mental note: never get on McNutcase's bad side by bitflipper2008-07-11 12:21:01
              Nah, neither is a trial lawyer. by McNutcase2008-07-11 12:25:33
        Most do; they're as much professionals as we are by bitflipper2008-07-11 11:13:29
    Yay! :-) (n/t) by oot2008-07-11 10:00:57
      This is why good lawyers will discourage frivolous by McNutcase2008-07-11 10:03:25
Just in time for friday, LittleRogue question by Rogue19712008-07-11 09:51:24
  funny by aprylmae2008-07-11 09:56:14
    Reminds me of the current Devil's Panties arc. by kelli2172008-07-11 10:30:23
      I enjoyed todays by aprylmae2008-07-11 10:50:12
Last day today! by TechisSO2008-07-11 09:40:50
  And there was much rejoicing? by merlin2008-07-11 09:42:22
    The oil and gas industry is much like the tech by techi8702008-07-11 10:08:32
holy wow: Seagate announces 1.5TB drives by Freakazoid2008-07-11 09:04:57
  Already have a pair of 1 TB network drives, by Hieraco2008-07-11 11:11:46
  I'd prefer faster, not bigger, drives by Concept2008-07-11 10:19:01
  I am curious... by Rotak2008-07-11 10:04:57
    Some bad luck there. by mpicklesimer12008-07-11 11:33:11
  nice by flirkann2008-07-11 09:43:14
  And I'm having trouble filling up my 1 TB by imrambi2008-07-11 09:19:06
    Well see now there's your problem! by vampire2008-07-11 10:09:43
    yup, i've got 1TB between 3 drives by Freakazoid2008-07-11 09:50:32
Two day game by joecrouse2008-07-11 09:04:35
  985 (n/t) by shargo2008-07-11 10:23:22
  Including Sat and Sundays? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-07-11 09:46:59
  350 miles:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-11 09:26:26
  2256? by werehatrack2008-07-11 09:16:40
  Is "far too many" a valid answer? (n/t) by AndyA2008-07-11 09:12:47
    no. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-07-11 09:14:42
      a valid statement of fact but not a valid answer. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-07-11 09:15:04
Let's have a Friday Flamewar, Linux distro style. by dodrian2008-07-11 08:54:01
  Debian by mtlqc2008-07-11 20:55:38
  Arch by TCabot2008-07-11 14:16:56
  Vista! (n/t) by Havoc2008-07-11 11:49:51
  Ubuntu by frostbait2008-07-11 10:51:15
  I actualy read about one today called... foresight by FNORDer2008-07-11 10:08:11
  I'm partial to Fedora by basher202008-07-11 09:28:59
    Similarly, I usually use CentOS by altordwm2008-07-11 10:57:13
  I've got a version of Red Hat by morenna2008-07-11 09:18:12
  Mandriva by vdp2008-07-11 09:15:20
  My recent experiance is limited to by AndyA2008-07-11 09:11:33
  Gentoo by imrambi2008-07-11 08:57:47
    I've had major issues with Gentoo as of late. by mpicklesimer12008-07-11 13:10:01
    Seconded. by aix tom2008-07-11 09:10:31
      thirded for the same reason by Freakazoid2008-07-11 09:30:00
        My install crossed the 5-year mark in April by PeKaJe2008-07-11 09:37:02
    Good info. Less bloat is good. by dodrian2008-07-11 09:04:33
      documentation by Freakazoid2008-07-11 09:09:49
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  Um, isn't it always better to find alternatives to by Snate2008-07-11 10:39:47
    Lennie's nosy UFie friend: by voxwoman2008-07-11 12:11:37
    Often, but not always. (n/t) by subbywan2008-07-11 10:43:53
      True, there are cases when medication is best or by Snate2008-07-14 09:56:29
  Mod'd: as requested. (n/t) by Tyop2008-07-11 10:36:42
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-07-11 10:43:44
    That's fine. by subbywan2008-07-11 09:58:17
  rats are service animals? (n/t) by morenna2008-07-11 09:18:57
    Yes, they relieve the symptoms of anxiety (n/t) by vdp2008-07-11 09:23:08
      i doubt that will meet the legal definition. (n/t) by morenna2008-07-11 09:26:26
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                    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-07-11 11:09:37
                      However, as her application went in before that by subbywan2008-07-11 10:11:56
                        <Deleted><Deleted>2008-07-11 11:05:01
                          Even a semi-competant lawyer would eat the by subbywan2008-07-11 10:20:56
                            <Deleted> by Consul8802008-07-11 11:52:05
                              Mods. Consul880, it's generally frowned upon by merlin2008-07-11 12:15:55
                                <Deleted> by Consul8802008-07-11 13:56:51
                                Grow up. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 14:12:45
                                Now be nice. (n/t) by merlin2008-07-11 14:16:16
                                I could have told him to grow up or go away (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 14:25:09
                                Oh, and MODS!!! That's twice, and this one by merlin2008-07-11 14:01:18
                                Yes thank you. I have that feature turned on. by merlin2008-07-11 14:00:51
                                <Baleeted> :-P (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-11 12:31:38
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          I have also heard of fish being used for similar by vampire2008-07-11 10:14:21
            Well not trained obviously. (n/t) by vampire2008-07-11 10:17:01
  I hope the spanking leaves bright red marks by vdp2008-07-11 08:53:14
    All bureaucrazies are soviet style by veran2008-07-11 09:02:14
Sports and Technology by SouthpawPL2008-07-11 07:54:48
  Re: LZR Racer Speedo... by Lab Rat2008-07-11 09:33:09
    And I think the number of records argument is a by merlin2008-07-11 09:45:01
      Spot on. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 09:46:17
    They had the same argument by basher202008-07-11 09:37:39
      I agree by aprylmae2008-07-11 09:45:32
        It was like that once by joresgump2008-07-11 09:59:35
        Do you really want to see the discus and shot-put by merlin2008-07-11 09:51:04
          Olympic "weight" athletes are in much better shape by altordwm2008-07-11 10:52:12
            But I don't want to see the wibbly bits!!!!! (n/t) by merlin2008-07-11 10:59:09
              you don't. doesn't mean noone does. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-11 11:00:17
                Doesn't matter. I'm ruling by dictatorial fiat :) (n/t) by merlin2008-07-11 11:10:26
                  tough patootie. by aprylmae2008-07-11 11:14:46
          I don't know by aprylmae2008-07-11 09:54:37
            Not the Eastborne Zimmerframe Relay Races (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-11 10:40:12
          *shudders* (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 09:53:02
          Even worse - Greco-Roman wrestling (n/t) by basher202008-07-11 09:52:05
            why not? the romans did it. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-11 09:53:33
        But not the sumo wrestlers. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-11 09:47:32
          yea, it might actually cost them an audience there (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-11 09:48:43
            The belt is part of the sport by basher202008-07-11 09:56:32
              same thing with judo (n/t) by joresgump2008-07-11 10:01:19
  Everybody should pole vault with bamboo poles by altordwm2008-07-11 08:44:51
    Fiberglass poles went out with disco by basher202008-07-11 09:34:07
    Tech Good and Bad, The aplication matters. by Reno James2008-07-11 09:16:22
  I agree with you - up to a point. by Peace_man2008-07-11 08:40:48
    Running on prosthetics is not as easy as you think by vetitice2008-07-11 10:00:17
  I agree with you. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 08:22:02
    There's a short story I read in high school... by jdelphiki2008-07-11 08:46:16
      Or how about a novel: by RetiQlum22008-07-11 08:48:24
        I don't recall Ender going on a killing spree. by altordwm2008-07-11 08:49:36
          That was the second novel. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 08:51:21
            Actually, if you read the parallel series: by RetiQlum22008-07-11 08:53:23
              *beans Reti* by jdelphiki2008-07-11 09:09:19
              My point was that after the "game," by altordwm2008-07-11 08:58:01
        Well, there's that one too... by jdelphiki2008-07-11 08:49:28
Drive making coasters under XP? by Freakazoid2008-07-11 07:51:00
  Mmkay, Freakazoid's confused by Freakazoid2008-07-11 14:37:32
  This is NOT an XP problem, by Hieraco2008-07-11 11:02:30
  Drop the burning speed? by shadowsystems2008-07-11 08:43:08
    well, didn't do anything that drastic by Freakazoid2008-07-11 08:45:50
  Try another burning software, I guess. by aix tom2008-07-11 08:25:16
    yeah, i've got that next on my list by Freakazoid2008-07-11 08:27:28
  DMA maybe? by imrambi2008-07-11 08:06:25
    forgot to mention: it's a SATA drive by Freakazoid2008-07-11 08:08:05
      Check the latest firmware and drivers? (n/t) by imrambi2008-07-11 08:11:23
        ah! forgot to mention that as well by Freakazoid2008-07-11 08:13:56
          I had a similar problem under Vista by XndeX2008-07-11 09:22:27
            it's a 570Ultra chipset I think by Freakazoid2008-07-11 09:27:27
              Well lookie here by XndeX2008-07-11 09:33:55
                bad link by XndeX2008-07-11 09:45:41
                  Worse link...wasn't complete. by werehatrack2008-07-11 10:58:03
  Drive gone bad? by lshurr2008-07-11 08:04:55
    err.... the drive's just fine by Freakazoid2008-07-11 08:09:10
The little "Don't" : by aix tom2008-07-11 07:44:18
  Don't get between a dragon and his treasure. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 07:50:45
    Sometimes the Dragon wins by y2kdragon2008-07-11 08:10:58
      The hard part for them is... by RetiQlum22008-07-11 08:29:48
        Nah. It's a foil dinner! (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-07-11 08:48:32
          Also a major reason ... by aix tom2008-07-11 09:16:06
            Flame broiled tastes better! (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-11 10:25:03
        I'd think the hard part would be... by madrak2008-07-11 08:37:37
          But they're already wrapped by y2kdragon2008-07-11 09:11:05
          Hey, I was close. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 08:45:18
            It's still true. Just like .. by aix tom2008-07-11 08:47:33
Worst PC Tech problems: Friday edition: by RetiQlum22008-07-11 07:41:45
  Well, not really a Tech problem,... by bitflipper2008-07-11 12:03:05
  Not mine, unfortunately by Stibbons2008-07-11 09:54:34
  My Friday tale... by werehatrack2008-07-11 09:13:41
  Not a computer problem, but... by lenmear2008-07-11 08:54:58
  Probably the guy asking about ISP spam filters. by toysbfun2008-07-11 08:40:22
    To be fair... by digitig2008-07-11 09:00:19
  I was on this job about 2 weeks when I got this... by da-gimp2008-07-11 08:36:49
    Sounds like someone had changed his by AndyA2008-07-11 09:32:10
      Morale of the story? by da-gimp2008-07-11 10:31:01
        Unless you want a good excuse to get them back. (n/t) by AndyA2008-07-11 12:03:22
  I remember a case where someone couldn't print a by techi8702008-07-11 08:27:16
    "Oh, I can't print anything" by RetiQlum22008-07-11 08:34:23
      in a similar vein by flirkann2008-07-11 09:31:41
  Guess about the client... by werehatrack2008-07-11 07:51:40
    Ding ding ding! We have it in one. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-11 07:56:32
Any other UFies see "Dragons den" on BBC by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 07:09:17
Ha! just got breakfast! Now I'm a person again :) by joresgump2008-07-11 07:05:30
  "A zombie-like sleepy hungry shadow"? by shadowsystems2008-07-11 07:20:03
    Vastanarada! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-11 17:41:54
    I'm not sure how I looked like, but I felt by joresgump2008-07-11 07:23:34
      Good morning from Taipei? by shadowboy8132008-07-11 12:49:36
        more like in the middle by joresgump2008-07-11 13:04:22
  Where is hactar when you need him! by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 07:06:57
    I don't mind. I still have my breakfast :) by joresgump2008-07-11 07:11:49
      *eats joresgumps breakfast* by RetiQlum22008-07-11 07:17:31
        Another of you again! by joresgump2008-07-11 07:27:41
    hactar is not the only by sgrunt2008-07-11 07:11:16
      admit it, he's the famous one by joresgump2008-07-11 07:12:50
        I'm famous! :) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-11 08:34:29
        You again! by sgrunt2008-07-11 07:17:44
          Me again! by joresgump2008-07-11 07:21:50
            The proper way to do that is by sgrunt2008-07-11 07:22:40
              You're right, but you didn't consider gluttony by joresgump2008-07-11 07:26:11
              *eats sgrunt's subject line* by werehatrack2008-07-11 07:24:33
                *eats werehatrack's burp* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-07-11 07:25:14
Another site like "notalwaysright"? by Twitchh2008-07-11 07:04:22
  sound like maybe Clientcopia by flirkann2008-07-11 07:24:51
  Clientcopia? by intrinsic2008-07-11 07:12:21
    Yep -- That's it. Thanks! (n/t) by Twitchh2008-07-11 07:21:15
Thank you for calling H4!!!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!!! by daemon_poet2008-07-11 07:01:09
  Sounds like by y2kdragon2008-07-11 08:12:04
    I am planning on leaving Comcast by imrambi2008-07-11 08:23:23
      DirecTV by y2kdragon2008-07-11 09:12:01
        And 10$/month more expensive than Dish. (n/t) by daemon_poet2008-07-11 09:13:06
          Mine is actually $5.00 less than Dish here by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 09:18:08
  Heres a nickel, go get yourself a real ISP by imrambi2008-07-11 07:45:07
    Thanks I've been looking for an electronic copy of by vampire2008-07-11 08:55:51
  *waits impatiently* by joresgump2008-07-11 07:03:15
    *Hands Joresgump bottle of drano and a by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 07:04:41
      If tht's the case, then this is a work for... by joresgump2008-07-11 07:10:09
Tomorrow is going to SUCK! by SnArL2008-07-11 06:39:16
  Have fun, stay hydrated and... by tallastro2008-07-11 07:45:01
  Dude. You live in Texas. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 07:13:00
  Wear cotton or somethign that will allow you to by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 06:51:01
    BTW I have a flannel lined black Carhartt by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 06:54:32
      *collapses from heat exhaustion* (n/t) by SnArL2008-07-11 06:56:10
        What?!? that is what I wore when I took mine! by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 06:58:44
  I'll be having more fun with more flags by merlin2008-07-11 06:49:47
    Six of them? by RetiQlum22008-07-11 06:52:11
      Yup. The one in Arlington by merlin2008-07-11 07:17:35
Grrrr ... ADA compliance issues suck! by justncase2008-07-11 06:37:25
  He he he. :) Solution to the problem. :) by justncase2008-07-11 11:55:31
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-07-11 06:16:30
The Sun! The Sun!! What's wrong with the sun?? by voxwoman2008-07-11 06:12:51
  So it's long, but "within historic variation". by McNutcase2008-07-11 10:11:06
  Turn to page three and everything is copacetic. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-11 06:48:02
  It's a tabloid, so just about everything is wrong by buzzin2008-07-11 06:25:10
    Highest circulation? by TheCatMan2008-07-11 06:30:29
      Maybe they have a lot of fans? (n/t) by kahuana2008-07-11 06:46:42
      No, just very round. (n/t) by imperito2008-07-11 06:36:00
*does the SUPER Happy Dance* by SnArL2008-07-11 05:55:52
  Does that mean your flying out tomorrow by Silverfire2008-07-11 13:29:12
    Oh and congrats. by Silverfire2008-07-11 13:29:39
  When are you taking me out for a steak? by RetiQlum22008-07-11 06:01:12
    Lemme see... by SnArL2008-07-11 06:08:57
      Now go pester the recruiter about me again! :-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-07-11 06:55:47
  \o/ for getting paid! by AnimeJ2008-07-11 05:56:44
    After next Friday, I'll not get paid until the by SnArL2008-07-11 06:08:00
went to see ironman last night by aprylmae2008-07-11 05:41:37
  Iron man is one of the best movies by EnzoMatrix2008-07-11 06:39:34
Why does my cheese and turkey sandwich by dodrian2008-07-11 05:34:12
  Toasting the bread alters it a bit. by kahuana2008-07-11 05:52:56
    Chemistry is our friend by y2kdragon2008-07-11 05:59:04
  because sammiches always taste better on by aprylmae2008-07-11 05:46:26
  Because the bread is a little crispy. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 05:44:40
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-07-11 05:30:04
"Dirt? Aw, those young whippersnappers... by jdelphiki2008-07-11 05:16:28
  At least, as of today... by jdelphiki2008-07-11 06:44:26
    *tink* *wrrrrrrrrrr* *kachink* *trrrrrrrrrrrr* by Sharku2008-07-11 07:13:31
      Thanks... by jdelphiki2008-07-11 07:22:09
they are re-tarring the roof or something by voxwoman2008-07-11 05:10:37
  Re-tar? Have they never heard ot Gzip.. ;) (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-07-11 05:19:23
    If they're retarring, who's gonna do the work? (n/ (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-07-11 07:29:23
    But then the insulation would be < 1mm thick! :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-07-11 05:20:44
      maybe it will work if it's highly "compressed" ;) (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-07-11 05:22:23
        i have archived this convo for later reading (n/t) by smithmule2008-07-11 05:37:19
9.5 hours till I get to see Hellboy II by voxwoman2008-07-11 05:06:18
  Dangit. You're getting to see it before me. by McNutcase2008-07-11 11:09:40
  Time for a 2 hour 'meeting'? by Hieraco2008-07-11 05:29:53
*Yawn* Good Morning, from Astana, kazakhstan by Woodburn2008-07-11 04:29:43
  Lessee... I should therefore be in... by voxwoman2008-07-11 06:18:07
  check me, going to bed now by Nightwind2008-07-11 05:45:09
  I'm still not shure how this works... by Count_02008-07-11 04:50:15
Customer comes to us and wants by DerSarek2008-07-11 04:22:22
  Actually I like(d) Cardfile by chrisbee2008-07-11 04:58:31
    Actually, I still use it. by werehatrack2008-07-11 07:22:46
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-07-11 05:56:59
    Mod'd: Double. (n/t) by Tyop2008-07-11 05:57:08
    MODS; sorry (n/t) by chrisbee2008-07-11 04:59:19
  I feel your pain. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 04:34:08
  Tell them because of compatability problems ... by aix tom2008-07-11 04:25:46
    Give them Windows 3.10 instead. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 04:36:28
      You have to use 3.11, and be quick, by aix tom2008-07-11 06:01:17
Looking for invite to iscrybe.com by red152008-07-11 04:01:06
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-07-11 04:00:01
  Game tonight : 1 pm UFie time; (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-07-11 04:08:50
    Reminder set (n/t) by shargo2008-07-11 07:34:38
*cough, cough, spit* by Rogue19712008-07-11 03:53:57
  Kitties are always shedding. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 03:58:11
  But kitty lurvs you by y2kdragon2008-07-11 03:56:12
    She's the one thats suposed to get the hairballs by Rogue19712008-07-11 04:00:14
    and kitteh loves your black shirts too (n/t) by flirkann2008-07-11 03:59:23
I'm your only friend by RetiQlum22008-07-11 03:45:10
  Particle Man, Particle Man by daemon_poet2008-07-11 13:55:07
  Thanks to that thread yesterday, by altordwm2008-07-11 06:12:57
  There's a picture opposite me by TheCatMan2008-07-11 03:50:23
    While I respect that alot, by RetiQlum22008-07-11 03:54:01
  TMBG, FTW by y2kdragon2008-07-11 03:49:29
Septuagenarians - is that indeed a word? by UnFair2008-07-11 02:53:27
  Um, Mods? My German's not the best, but by merlin2008-07-11 06:46:49
    Smart aleck in English by UnFair2008-07-11 07:21:03
      That's cool. It was the second half of the word by merlin2008-07-11 08:04:46
        Different languages... by digitig2008-07-11 09:11:11
          Granted, but English is the language of the board by merlin2008-07-11 09:41:18
    Translation by darthludi2008-07-11 06:50:22
  I've heard and used octogenarian, by altordwm2008-07-11 05:25:37
    Even nonagenarian by MatthewDBA2008-07-11 05:28:14
      Heh, here's some fun. by altordwm2008-07-11 05:31:12
        Wictionary, not Wikipedia. Sorry. (n/t) by altordwm2008-07-11 05:31:55
  For some reason I know that one by maximumbob2008-07-11 05:20:19
  As far as I am concerned it will be a word in by chrisbee2008-07-11 04:57:39
  That sounds contageous. (n/t) by veran2008-07-11 04:26:12
  I am well familiar with it... by smiffy2008-07-11 03:56:31
    I should add... by smiffy2008-07-11 04:06:10
      That is about what I expected by UnFair2008-07-11 04:53:42
        Yeah, love the word! by smiffy2008-07-11 05:26:16
  And this is bad why? by y2kdragon2008-07-11 03:42:08
    I didn't complain, I do like the challenge by UnFair2008-07-11 03:54:41
  It means "people 70 years old" by RetiQlum22008-07-11 03:33:02
  Heh... Looked it up.. by EnzoMatrix2008-07-11 02:57:40
    And I didn't have to look it up. by RetiQlum22008-07-11 03:37:40
\0/ The iPhone rush has subsided \0/ by flirkann2008-07-11 02:51:26
  was pretty quiet on the support front tonight by flirkann2008-07-11 07:18:19
  O2 are actually giving this one away to contract by sazzer2008-07-11 05:00:59
  no iPhone for me by geekgrrl_ca2008-07-11 04:48:04
    me either, vodafone NZ is 4 or 5 times worse! (n/t) by Astro-g2008-07-11 06:18:06
NPOTD by Spisefisken2008-07-11 02:51:13
  Depends.. by karl-henrik2008-07-11 05:38:17
  Stay indoors by Spisefisken2008-07-11 05:05:34
  Sleep in by y2kdragon2008-07-11 03:43:05
  Best time to go fishing! by RetiQlum22008-07-11 03:42:16
  Go for a walk.. I love walking in the rain. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-07-11 03:28:16
  Heh. Depends entirely on the situation... by EnzoMatrix2008-07-11 02:55:05
Friday?!? by smiffy2008-07-11 02:28:06
  I can has Friday? by y2kdragon2008-07-11 03:43:49
Vacation ETA: 3hrs 54 mins (n/t) by Tyop2008-07-11 02:06:44
  Enjoy! (n/t) by smiffy2008-07-11 04:07:15
  Yahoo. Mod's going away .... Let's PARTAYYYYYY by klar_at_work2008-07-11 02:07:58
    a lala lala aaaCHA! la lala aaaCHA! CONGA! by Treehugger2008-07-11 02:21:47
my new shiney :) by smithmule2008-07-11 01:47:33
  That's a ... smithed mule? by UnFair2008-07-11 02:36:13
    zbox by smithmule2008-07-11 03:00:09
      wow, the dax page is awfull... by UnFair2008-07-11 03:37:12
        hmm by smithmule2008-07-11 03:51:25
          Just 200 Watts? It says 1.2 kW in the specs... by UnFair2008-07-11 04:42:24
            200watts to be legal. mine has way more power (n/t) by smithmule2008-07-11 05:01:34
  William.... Smith*/...? hehehe (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-07-11 01:54:04
    william is my name by smithmule2008-07-11 01:57:10
  Cool! (n/t) by shargo2008-07-11 01:49:32
Meatloaf-concert in Linköping/Sweden 13/8 (repost) by shargo2008-07-11 01:35:18
  "Meatloaf again?" ;) (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-07-11 06:06:43
    A geezer from the freezer! (n/t) by VivianC2008-07-11 07:33:16
  Seen him in Exeter (UK) and Adelaide (AUS) by smiffy2008-07-11 04:08:47
    I saw him at the Stone Pony in NJ about by voxwoman2008-07-11 05:45:17
  Can't you kidnap him and bring him to Germany? by Apo2008-07-11 01:50:54
    Oh, he'll play there in a week by shargo2008-07-11 01:59:09
      Ow, 50 euro for a ticket by Apo2008-07-11 02:12:02
      there are very cheap trains from Berlin to - by karl-henrik2008-07-11 02:00:41
        Should be a bit cheaper to Linköping, the train by shargo2008-07-11 02:15:22
  Yes! Come on people.. by karl-henrik2008-07-11 01:36:22
QC is in Friday-mode too.. :P by EnzoMatrix2008-07-11 01:09:39
  That's good. (n/t) by vampire2008-07-11 06:01:08
  And along the lines of other web comics. by altordwm2008-07-11 05:36:33
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-07-11 03:52:10
    Mod'd: Double. (n/t) by Tyop2008-07-11 03:52:30
    MODS! Yay, I managed to double post! by Mad Marty2008-07-11 03:20:55
  Agreed, that was a good laugh! (n/t) by Mad Marty2008-07-11 03:11:04
  QC should sell those! by shargo2008-07-11 01:32:57
    Ditto and Ditto.. :P by EnzoMatrix2008-07-11 02:02:53
  boo-yeah (n/t) by flirkann2008-07-11 01:18:08
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-07-11 01:00:01
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-07-11 00:53:52
4th Ed DnD. Yay or Nay? by FNORDer2008-07-11 00:53:52
  no. by unjust2008-07-11 10:32:30
  It's a pretty good game... by Anonymous Freak2008-07-11 07:22:15
    I'm "a Sid" by MatthewDBA2008-07-11 08:19:21
  complete & utter garbage. by Freakazoid2008-07-11 06:12:19
    3.0 was an easier to play retooling by unjust2008-07-11 10:36:10
  Sorry, but by y2kdragon2008-07-11 03:45:16
    That was my impression from hearing about it by MatthewDBA2008-07-11 05:26:00
      I think "oversimplified" is a better word by y2kdragon2008-07-11 05:54:55
        That was the idea I was trying to give by MatthewDBA2008-07-11 06:01:22
          I'll gladly play 1st ed monk by Nightwind2008-07-11 19:55:37
  OT: exetel by purplepineapple2008-07-11 02:14:58
    Yes, T'is sadly :( (n/t) by FNORDer2008-07-11 07:58:48
      Burger. (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-07-11 16:36:55
  I don't like the changes they made by Apo2008-07-11 02:07:19
    very nice if you're a dm who doesn't by unjust2008-07-11 10:34:41
  I haven't had a chance to play it, but looking by hadji2008-07-11 00:55:59
    I've been playing, or trying to play by Nightwind2008-07-11 01:30:51
    Yeah. I found the classes look a bit... by FNORDer2008-07-11 01:00:51
      Not that far off by y2kdragon2008-07-11 05:55:55
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-07-11 00:49:35
  *places cupcakes on the counter* by wabbit652008-07-11 16:59:03
  Woot! Friday! by Nea2008-07-11 08:30:04
  JBM black, no sugar, please? by vampire2008-07-11 05:52:38
  morning by aprylmae2008-07-11 05:44:41
  Kitty toy time by y2kdragon2008-07-11 03:48:12
  Hello by afterburner2008-07-11 03:43:29
  KITTY! by lex_icon2008-07-11 02:29:18
    *poings!* long time no see... by Treehugger2008-07-11 02:34:03
      Yeah- I've been a bit busy by lex_icon2008-07-11 03:00:15
  waugh!!!! by mekkanik_mike2008-07-11 01:55:49
    Ok then! by Treehugger2008-07-11 02:00:24
      krtfflsnrok... Wha!! by mekkanik_mike2008-07-11 02:01:45
        *signs. Eats 4* by Treehugger2008-07-11 02:09:36
          *pulls in truck and tips the lot into the cellar by mekkanik_mike2008-07-11 02:17:36
            Fresh Mango Smoothies by y2kdragon2008-07-11 03:46:48
  Good morning by Vectorz2008-07-11 00:56:45
    .au? That is Austria, right? by klar_at_work2008-07-11 01:43:18
      almost right, it just lacks ..al.. somehwere by Vectorz2008-07-11 01:50:33
        and he knows when I get into work by Treehugger2008-07-11 02:01:08
      *serves OJ and ham n cheese croissant* by Treehugger2008-07-11 01:48:54
        As long as he still got the bag over his head ... by klar_at_work2008-07-11 03:36:07
    *serves GAP with splash* by Treehugger2008-07-11 01:07:31
      Female ktty logic, obviously :P (n/t) by Vectorz2008-07-11 01:47:26
        She's also been showing me her rear by Treehugger2008-07-11 01:49:38
Yup, definitely Friday ... by PeKaJe2008-07-11 00:43:32
  Good thing that they had the armored paddy wagon by Hieraco2008-07-11 01:51:48
Super Aguri for sale ? by klar_at_work2008-07-11 00:33:25
  They have no choice. They ran out of funds. by confused.brit2008-07-11 16:07:19
  And Campos GP2 may buy much of it by mridenour2008-07-11 07:57:21
  first hit on google :-P by UnFair2008-07-11 02:57:05
WebComic Strip Quiz : Repost by klar_at_work2008-07-11 00:27:39
  Buck Godot, Zap Gun for Hire for Thu, 10 July 2008 by Snate2008-07-11 00:52:36
    ooh, Order Of The Stick #573 by flirkann2008-07-11 00:58:17
      questionablecontent by karl-henrik2008-07-11 01:15:44
        Looking for group by shargo2008-07-11 01:54:28
Attn Snate : Re your comic quiz question: by klar_at_work2008-07-11 00:24:28
Att: Hadji. by Peace_man2008-07-11 00:21:33
I have a very Linux-hostile co-worker. by nix2008-07-11 00:18:42
  riiight. What a moron by Freakazoid2008-07-11 06:17:55
    No, that approach to swap isn't optimal by archnerd2008-07-11 12:04:16
    regarding #5 by Astro-g2008-07-11 06:26:37
      Ubuntu + KDE3.5 certainly would by hobbs2008-07-11 06:54:22
        ya, i'm not liking KDE4 myself by Freakazoid2008-07-11 07:36:02
      No, but you don't have to use Ubuntu+KDE4 either. by bwkaz2008-07-11 06:54:06
      give the p3 more memory by Freakazoid2008-07-11 06:53:21
  Let's see by hobbs2008-07-11 06:09:10
  Wait a second... an O(n) thread scheduler??? by kahuana2008-07-11 05:39:35
    That's what he said. by nix2008-07-11 10:02:10
      they recently replaced that one by archnerd2008-07-11 12:07:52
  What makes us barbarians? by karl-henrik2008-07-11 02:02:33
    ISTR barbarians making out rather well. by kahuana2008-07-11 05:35:39
  *Chokes coffe out of his nose* by EnzoMatrix2008-07-11 01:01:18
    Minor nitpick :Minix is not Linux. by Cokish2008-07-11 01:30:00
      And I stand corected.. by EnzoMatrix2008-07-11 01:58:01
        Didn't Linus attend Tannenbaum's class? by kahuana2008-07-11 05:31:12
          No, but you may be... by lshurr2008-07-11 10:25:40
    Maybe the NT 3.5 kernal? by raptor_872008-07-11 01:09:38
  someone swaped the name OS tags by flirkann2008-07-11 00:25:52
    spelling -- swaped/swapped (n/t) by flirkann2008-07-11 00:28:12
  Is he trying to substitute fervor for by Peace_man2008-07-11 00:24:03
Holy crap! by firehawk2008-07-11 00:17:03
  *lays out on a lawn chair* by kc5sdy2008-07-11 06:58:22
  And now...to bed. by firehawk2008-07-11 00:17:51
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-07-11 00:09:43
  Saturn by Sterling_Ag2008-07-11 09:27:19
  Sirius, Canopus, Saturn, Arcturus by archnerd2008-07-11 01:25:52
    Doesn't seem right... by raptor_872008-07-11 02:26:35
    Seems odd. by Vectorz2008-07-11 01:57:32
    Maybe it was brightest natural objects then... by sazzer2008-07-11 01:38:04
Translations by Nea2008-07-11 00:01:01
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by kilessan2008-07-11 00:24:17
    by kilessan by kilessan2008-07-11 00:30:04
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-07-11 00:00:01
  MaytagRepairmancursedhaughtyelvesinalightwinesauce by Anonymous Freak2008-07-11 00:01:21

 

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