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Strip for Jul 03, 2008
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I cast Darkness at the magic Missle by joecrouse2008-07-03 23:44:08
  Wuss! You're are supposed to cast... by RetiQlum22008-07-03 23:51:15
Music question by Klaranth2008-07-03 23:30:05
  Actual Answers! by Anonymous Freak2008-07-04 00:01:57
  Wikipedia comes to mind. by raptor_872008-07-03 23:37:57
  maybe you should goggel for... by Count_02008-07-03 23:34:54
Some things about moving to the US, I like. by McNutcase2008-07-03 22:25:59
  you would hate me then by joecrouse2008-07-03 23:27:09
    You look nothing like that dude. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 23:30:02
      Similar frankly my beard is better by joecrouse2008-07-03 23:31:35
        Doesnt't matter how much hair on your face. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 23:43:45
  Who? by RetiQlum22008-07-03 22:50:20
    Hawker of many things... by McNutcase2008-07-03 22:52:46
      Why are you watching infomortials? by RetiQlum22008-07-03 22:54:45
        Because Comcast blows. by McNutcase2008-07-03 22:58:09
          Well, you always have us. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 23:04:26
            Llyr's already back. by McNutcase2008-07-03 23:07:10
              You better not have scared Llyr away! by RetiQlum22008-07-03 23:13:00
                No, he's just lost in archives. by McNutcase2008-07-03 23:14:45
                  Well, he could have said, "hi" first. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-03 23:16:59
                    I think that he did by Hieraco2008-07-03 23:25:05
      Also OxyClean and Magic Hangers by undrcvrparothed2008-07-03 22:54:31
  Concur. by undrcvrparothed2008-07-03 22:31:18
    Not like him. by McNutcase2008-07-03 22:36:47
Selma grooms Lakrits by Oedlan2008-07-03 22:12:04
  Yes. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 22:53:15
    Well, one of mine... by McNutcase2008-07-03 22:55:16
  Better than my two by purplepineapple2008-07-03 22:28:28
  Mutual grooming is a good sign. by McNutcase2008-07-03 22:28:17
  yes hon it is :) by Garrinka2008-07-03 22:14:06
best .. pixar.. short .. evar! :D by Garrinka2008-07-03 22:09:30
From my Inbox... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 22:08:41
  Wow! It's Friday HERE, but UF Time is still Thursd by DerSarek2008-07-03 22:16:56
    well *technically* .. but its midnight here so ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-07-03 22:18:36
      Happy Independence Day :) (n/t) by Klaranth2008-07-03 22:46:44
Now *that* was COOL! by josie_beller2008-07-03 21:05:32
  I hope you had a panoramic camera with you! :) by Garrinka2008-07-03 22:07:39
  Cool in more ways than one, it seems.... by josie_beller2008-07-03 21:38:06
    I saw some of the same shows! by emlaabs2008-07-03 21:59:13
I'm go do my log imitation now niteys. by themadkansan2008-07-03 21:02:49
Larry Harmon, who played Bozo the clown died today by AprylMae2008-07-03 21:01:10
  Can't sleep clowns will eat me. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 21:20:39
    I bought my daughter a t-shirt by Bastetsmuse2008-07-03 21:28:38
      WANTS!!!! by Lab Rat2008-07-03 21:35:19
        I got one too! by oedlan2008-07-03 21:36:49
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-07-03 21:00:02
Need help with Linux permissions by SnappingTurtle2008-07-03 20:59:04
  according to "man chown" by Count_02008-07-03 23:45:08
Installing Java on PPC Linux? by toysbfun2008-07-03 20:43:23
Jargonium by run.dll2008-07-03 20:34:23
*sigh* I grow to loathe the internet. by FNORDer2008-07-03 19:39:01
  Soul is OK once you change DNS servers by flirkann2008-07-03 21:22:34
    I've been warned off them. by FNORDer2008-07-03 21:33:37
      Bleh, I'm 98% sure Soul are the ISP formerly known by intrinsic2008-07-03 22:29:33
        I'm pretty sure it's less soul (as in James Brown) by FNORDer2008-07-03 22:57:55
  I know what you mean. by purplepineapple2008-07-03 20:46:43
    Be careful with the Naked options by intrinsic2008-07-03 20:53:43
  Have a look at Westnet. by kreepykrawly2008-07-03 20:44:19
    well as long as we're going down this path... by FNORDer2008-07-03 20:47:49
      Secondly: Anyone got an opinion on Exetel? (n/t) by FNORDer2008-07-03 20:48:18
        See earlier post too. by purplepineapple2008-07-03 20:53:30
          throttling is bad. AAnet never did that to me. by FNORDer2008-07-03 20:58:23
            Not sure. by purplepineapple2008-07-03 21:35:25
            whirlpool often has listings by flirkann2008-07-03 21:04:28
  Umm, whirlpool? by intrinsic2008-07-03 20:40:36
  Maybe check the Australian Broadband Survey (2007) by parastra2008-07-03 20:13:37
    OOH pretty! by FNORDer2008-07-03 20:41:48
      Excess usage charges, bleh by intrinsic2008-07-03 20:48:03
        Actually, further benefit of aaNet by intrinsic2008-07-03 20:52:07
          IF they were offering it in my area ATM by FNORDer2008-07-03 20:55:15
        I've never gone over my limit once. by FNORDer2008-07-03 20:49:24
$CREDIT_CARD:Can I make these changes online? by Illiad2008-07-03 19:13:59
  or do it the Family Way by robertltux2008-07-03 22:09:29
  *AND* you know I won't pull an EV1 on you for this by Myke2008-07-03 20:13:56
    Heh. Exploding transformer. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-07-03 20:15:32
      No no... by Myke2008-07-03 20:20:37
        I vaguely remember the original brouhaha by themadkansan2008-07-03 20:22:55
          I knows. by Myke2008-07-03 20:28:52
  So when are you moving in August? It looks like by techi8702008-07-03 19:22:00
    'Roundabout the 12th-14th. by Illiad2008-07-03 19:25:57
      Bugger. by purplepineapple2008-07-03 20:37:05
      I'll be in Vangrouvy the week before... (n/t) by Myke2008-07-03 20:30:20
      We'll figure something out. At least I won't get by techi8702008-07-03 19:28:11
        We have movers. :) by Illiad2008-07-03 19:33:19
          We're still trying to decide what to do when it by techi8702008-07-03 20:22:43
            *raises hand* by ChuckAB2008-07-03 20:34:17
              Why is the rum always gone? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-03 20:35:57
                The rum is NOT gone! by ChuckAB2008-07-03 20:45:11
  \o/ Score 1 for Illiad against the corporate evil! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-03 19:16:57
    Quality assurance hates dead air. by toysbfun2008-07-03 19:36:15
I'm headed to bed. Sober. by Phoon2008-07-03 19:08:49
  What the Florida Statute really says......... by Lab Rat2008-07-03 20:51:51
  Well, many of those setting them off are illegal. by toysbfun2008-07-03 19:23:16
    And get a good night's sleep. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-07-03 19:24:08
  Sleep well, guy by bitflipper2008-07-03 19:13:58
  Have a good sleep -- seriously. by Bastetsmuse2008-07-03 19:10:36
Knitting needles don't kill people by distaff2008-07-03 18:09:00
  Knitting needles are dangerous items ;o) by intrinsic2008-07-03 18:16:52
    exploding knitting needle by distaff2008-07-03 18:34:23
      I just suggested the Mythbusters look into that. by McNutcase2008-07-03 19:17:29
        Yeah, I was thinking that myself by intrinsic2008-07-03 21:21:05
        I just want to see... by bitflipper2008-07-03 20:31:04
          LOL by intrinsic2008-07-03 21:23:18
            I preferred the simulated train station. by McNutcase2008-07-03 21:27:58
              That too was rather impressive ;o) (n/t) by intrinsic2008-07-03 21:29:51
Attn:Myke were you coming to Calgary this summer? (n/t) by techi8702008-07-03 17:53:10
  Booking tix on Saturday by Myke2008-07-03 18:31:01
    We're out of town Jul 24-27 but we'll have lots of by techi8702008-07-03 19:19:20
More US Olympic Swimmin' Trials on TV by Lab Rat2008-07-03 16:59:11
  Hansen loses!!! :-( (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 17:06:41
I cannot find my soldering iron...what kind by Lab Rat2008-07-03 16:04:40
  will you ever use it again? by karl-henrik2008-07-03 22:47:37
  For what you describe... by bitflipper2008-07-03 20:11:17
  If you need a good one: by lheggland2008-07-03 18:28:44
    Linked page way-broken. by themadkansan2008-07-03 18:46:56
      Try this. by lheggland2008-07-03 19:37:48
        Owie! by themadkansan2008-07-03 19:49:25
          That is the cheap Metcal. by lheggland2008-07-03 20:56:32
            Cheap is good. by themadkansan2008-07-03 20:58:45
  The "cold solder" kind was a disappointment. (n/t) by bobmon2008-07-03 17:27:30
  What gauge of wire, approximately? by themadkansan2008-07-03 16:47:51
    Weller is actually the Main brand by joecrouse2008-07-03 22:35:08
    Thanks, mad. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 16:50:09
      np. by themadkansan2008-07-03 16:51:52
        I'll be careful. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 16:56:08
          For some reason, it *scares* me when you use those by bitflipper2008-07-03 20:14:52
  The biggest, flashiest, most awe-inspiring by shadowsystems2008-07-03 16:38:41
    You've been at the Penguin Mints again. by themadkansan2008-07-03 16:41:37
      (Hides the tin in the desk drawer...) by shadowsystems2008-07-03 17:37:05
      I love those! Makes lab rat crazy though (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 16:42:19
    WHAT??? Ya tryin' to kill me? (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 16:41:10
      Nope... I *like* you. =)P by shadowsystems2008-07-03 17:36:00
        Besides, we agreed that RetiQlum2 should have by Phoon2008-07-03 18:53:27
        That's a relief! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 18:26:53
  Cheapest you can buy. by Myke2008-07-03 16:23:44
    I was pondering the same thing. by Lab Rat2008-07-03 16:27:35
  The kind you had before? (n/t) by vdp2008-07-03 16:07:04
There's nothing quite like a good vet by oot2008-07-03 15:25:34
  Good doctors of any sort are hard to find. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 15:33:04
    MRIs are pretty weird too by Myke2008-07-03 15:40:04
      They are very cool. I have one of my head and by Lab Rat2008-07-03 15:43:52
        Is that like Intel Inside? by jiteo2008-07-03 15:44:58
          Yup. This calls for a photoshop... (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 15:46:14
  We have a good vet, too. by Skelwar2008-07-03 15:29:14
How could I get the DVD burner working? by Skelwar2008-07-03 15:21:51
  heres the fix by laserman2008-07-03 22:09:02
  Open the box up and check your cables. by themadkansan2008-07-03 19:16:21
  Ever had a game that uses starforce installed? (n/t) by intrinsic2008-07-03 19:02:36
    I reformatted the PC when I got it from a friend. by Skelwar2008-07-03 19:07:00
  I wonder... by flirkann2008-07-03 16:48:09
    Meh. I just woke up. 3 and a half hours of sleep.. by Skelwar2008-07-03 18:55:40
    It may help the CD work by confused.brit2008-07-03 17:40:11
      What do you mean by that? by Skelwar2008-07-03 18:57:49
What are your 4th of July plans U.S. UFies? by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 15:16:02
  Dinner with family, then watch boomies. (n/t) by raptor_872008-07-03 23:51:09
  Annual Boomstick Festival (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-03 20:08:29
  Lay low by binkley2008-07-03 18:54:41
  According to the weather report: getting wet... by Anonymous Freak2008-07-03 18:41:29
    We have a chance of t-storms for the next 4 by radiowave9112008-07-03 18:47:24
      We are getting Heat lightning here by joecrouse2008-07-03 20:23:07
  Work in my (very) neglected workshop, most likely by radiowave9112008-07-03 18:22:23
  I'm waiting for a friend to call/email me about by merlin2008-07-03 17:36:06
  Nothing. I want to go see fireworks, but by oot2008-07-03 17:16:14
    What's within walking distance? by josie_beller2008-07-03 21:56:42
  Going to the doctors by MadnessASAP2008-07-03 15:52:50
    Wow. That was a most unfortunate mis-parsing by merlin2008-07-03 17:38:12
  do yardwork, see a movie, hang out in the pool by morenna2008-07-03 15:42:37
  We're cooking seafood... by Lab Rat2008-07-03 15:40:47
    Date/time/location or it didn't happen :) (n/t) by merlin2008-07-03 17:37:08
      07/04/2008, 12:00 pm Pensacola FL (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 18:28:47
        Can you shift it to around 18:00 on 07/19? by merlin2008-07-03 18:45:28
          We'll just do it again! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 20:54:17
  Conserve scarce resources. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-07-03 15:39:11
  Nothing, as I'm in Germany. by Skelwar2008-07-03 15:25:51
    Are there American bars in other countries? by josie_beller2008-07-03 21:53:13
      You would need an ex pats bar by joecrouse2008-07-03 23:35:15
  It's complicated... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 15:22:23
    Hey you by Myke2008-07-03 16:25:26
  sleep in. by Bastetsmuse2008-07-03 15:18:22
    Sleeping in here too. by McNutcase2008-07-03 21:02:19
Yay! The twins caught their first fish. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 15:01:43
  Spiffy! I love to fish, always have, always will by Lab Rat2008-07-03 15:36:50
    That looks almost exactly like... by RetiQlum22008-07-03 15:40:28
      My Grandmother had a summer home in Waveland by Lab Rat2008-07-03 15:45:30
  Did they use fishing poles, or... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 15:18:40
    Okay, =that= was bizarre. by themadkansan2008-07-03 19:26:33
  Cool :) by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 15:09:13
    He has an `instant family' (n/t) by Hieraco2008-07-03 21:53:12
    My GF has kids. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 15:26:23
      I know by karl-henrik2008-07-03 22:48:45
You might not care about this but... by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 15:01:30
Paris on Saturday! by lex_icon2008-07-03 14:50:57
  Oh, come on! by vdp2008-07-03 16:06:07
gonna take kidlet out for his bday.. :D by Garrinka2008-07-03 14:44:17
  Happy b-day Gyro!!!!!!!! (n/t) by Silverfire2008-07-03 18:06:31
Wow! didn't see that one comming.. by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 14:31:21
  When was the break up? (n/t) by Snate2008-07-03 14:32:34
    2008-04-28 if I recall correctly.. (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 14:36:05
      Hmmm, so that's 26.4 pounds in about two months by Snate2008-07-03 14:40:14
        Thanks, I said the same to me, hehe (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 14:48:41
          Actually, you've probably done better than 12 Kg by Snate2008-07-03 15:05:01
            That is true. by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 15:08:20
*de-twitchifies* by esbita2008-07-03 14:29:58
  Yay! We have esbita back! by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:34:25
    You'd go blind. by esbita2008-07-03 14:40:54
      I think we're willing to risk monitor overload :P (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 14:45:43
        Ditto! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:48:21
      Or sunglasses like mine. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-03 14:43:42
    She never sent them to you? by DesertRat662008-07-03 14:38:13
      you should see her in a bikini with a gun ... :D (n/t) by subbywan2008-07-03 15:14:54
  Just ignore the O.D. Blazer parked outside by DesertRat662008-07-03 14:33:56
I need the URL to that really evil Rick Roll. by Skelwar2008-07-03 14:18:57
  The recent one I found... by Anonymous Freak2008-07-03 18:53:08
  Try http://internetisseriousbusiness.com by archnerd2008-07-03 15:17:24
    Nope, not what I wanted. by Skelwar2008-07-03 15:30:02
  NVM, found it, but it's broken now. by Skelwar2008-07-03 14:28:15
What do you do when school blocks everything by jiteo2008-07-03 14:12:25
  Tunnel to an SSH server running on 80? by intrinsic2008-07-03 16:02:15
  School related stuff, I guess... (n/t) by Bonzo2008-07-03 15:00:49
  tunneling the traffic that you need over port 80? (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 14:25:57
  I thought sporks ran on TCP 80 (n/t) by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:15:32
    The web client, yes. by jiteo2008-07-03 15:05:08
heheheh by sonja2008-07-03 14:04:12
  threadjack: Sonja any opinions on Motocycle by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 14:11:00
    Can't say I do by sonja2008-07-03 14:18:02
      Thanks, the more opinions the better :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 14:19:06
Question for the female UFies: by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 13:54:57
  two ideas: by morenna2008-07-03 16:32:54
  I wouldn't know. I'm not that kind of girl by voxwoman2008-07-03 16:30:14
  For me, it's because its not a situation I know by confused.brit2008-07-03 15:39:18
  *grins* "Disaster planning" by Bastetsmuse2008-07-03 14:18:32
    Question by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 14:28:17
      In this situation I think it is more along the by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 14:38:58
        Well,... by bitflipper2008-07-03 15:11:27
          I'll pass that along. I am being the "voice of by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 15:19:16
        Oh... by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 14:51:25
      When did that become a censored word? by asayogure2008-07-03 14:32:52
        I think it's Karl (n/t) by Snate2008-07-03 14:34:27
          Okay ... because I was gonna say ... by asayogure2008-07-03 14:36:26
            Just making sure.. by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 14:38:03
              Oh, hey, not blaming you... by asayogure2008-07-03 14:57:22
  very many answers to that question.. by Garrinka2008-07-03 14:01:29
Hey, Youtube, hand over 12TB of user logs kthxbai by leistico2008-07-03 13:48:50
  SD Micro cards by Shadowdragoon2008-07-04 01:20:43
  they've got their work cut out for them by flirkann2008-07-03 21:35:47
  Oooh! Ooooh! Idea! by themadkansan2008-07-03 18:10:55
    Why 1Gb drives? by shadowsystems2008-07-03 18:43:44
      Is kinda like motorcycling. by themadkansan2008-07-03 19:11:41
        XD XD XD BAH HAHAHAHAHAhahahahhahahaha.... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 19:15:44
          ~8) by themadkansan2008-07-03 19:23:14
  MFM Drives by MadnessASAP2008-07-03 15:45:48
    You mean the ones that were the size of a house by shadowsystems2008-07-03 15:51:11
      You missed a step. by confused.brit2008-07-03 15:56:00
        (Chuckles) Now that WOULD be evil! =D by shadowsystems2008-07-03 16:30:20
          Nice refinement. by confused.brit2008-07-03 16:45:49
            Don't forget to stick a rare-earth magnet by themadkansan2008-07-03 16:49:45
              And use one of those auto-recycler magnet-cranes by shadowsystems2008-07-03 17:38:54
                I was thinking more along the lines by themadkansan2008-07-03 18:01:13
                  But that would cause VISIBLE damage. by shadowsystems2008-07-03 18:42:50
                :D (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 17:41:05
        s/mdm/mfm (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 15:56:16
      They came in house size? by MadnessASAP2008-07-03 15:54:09
        Ok, I guess I was thinking the wrong thing... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 16:13:34
          This should help with the scale by confused.brit2008-07-03 16:19:59
            I know, but the one I remember... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 16:29:09
  Bah, we all fail. IPoAC. (n/t) by jiteo2008-07-03 15:29:42
    Mentioned already. :) by themadkansan2008-07-03 15:35:37
  RFC1217: Write the bits on M1A1 tanks by IByte2008-07-03 15:19:00
  Smoke signals. by jiteo2008-07-03 15:11:10
    Nah... Northern California has too many fires... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 15:16:41
  Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! by RetiQlum22008-07-03 15:05:05
    Sounds like a plan... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 15:09:29
  How about radio? Carefully aimed directional anten by shargo2008-07-03 15:00:06
    Ping Pluto... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 15:07:54
  Holy deforestation batman! by UGuardian2008-07-03 14:53:02
    You're no fun. (Swats with a newspaper) =)P by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:55:44
      One word. by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 14:56:32
        Do you mean paint-based, or Palm? by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:58:04
          paint-based.. by Karl-Henrik2008-07-03 15:10:23
            You're a cruel, cruel man.... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 15:13:09
  5"1/4 SS/SD Floppies anyone? (n/t) by shargo2008-07-03 14:45:46
    Go for broke.. by binkley2008-07-03 14:48:12
      Use only ONE disk. by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:49:52
  1. Put it on a ftp-server. by shargo2008-07-03 14:44:34
    I liiiiIIIIiiiike! =D by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:48:38
      1,268 years. Nice one. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:51:46
        Is that taking into account that it has NO CRC? by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:54:36
  I just about died laughing reading all of the... by asayogure2008-07-03 14:35:45
    You're welcome... =)P by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:42:18
      [RUNAWAAAAAAAAAAY] (n/t) by asayogure2008-07-03 14:59:03
  How would you like to be... by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:12:14
    Nah, drop it from a plane. by IByte2008-07-03 14:44:56
      I cast flatness, half-mile radius... (n/t) by JimK2008-07-03 14:52:31
        Can you aim it for Viacom's HQ? by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:58:56
  Nah, if you want to be annoying.... =) by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:07:18
    Use that font for microfiche by IByte2008-07-03 14:59:49
      Oooohhhhhh..... Microfiche! =D by shadowsystems2008-07-03 15:05:36
    Another idea... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:21:50
      And another... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:52:49
    What I like about faxing it to them: by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:14:58
      Add insult to injury.... by shadowsystems2008-07-03 14:18:10
        Me likes! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:19:02
  Hmm... by binkley2008-07-03 14:04:37
Religious Conundrums... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 13:41:19
  I have to head out for a bit... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 15:20:09
    Fare thee well, and travel safely. (n/t) by bitflipper2008-07-03 15:21:16
  This may not help, but by BloodyViking2008-07-03 15:02:26
    It does say that it was man And woman that was by Bellator2008-07-03 15:04:23
      Genesis says both. by Phoon2008-07-03 15:05:10
        Thank you for that characterization of me. by merlin2008-07-03 17:48:30
          If the shoe fits... (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 18:13:39
            Besides, I was just borrowing the phrase by Phoon2008-07-03 18:25:49
              Thoughts and faith can't interact? by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 20:04:02
                Last 5 hundred years, you mean. by CynicalRyan2008-07-03 20:17:50
              I didn't realize Black was a clinical psychologist by merlin2008-07-03 18:47:12
                He's just stating the obvious. by Phoon2008-07-03 18:51:48
                  And, again, I thank you for the characterization by merlin2008-07-03 19:38:59
                    Guys, let's not let it degenerate by bitflipper2008-07-03 20:02:43
        yeah I never understood by symbiont1b2008-07-03 15:13:45
        I wouldn't put it QUITE that harshly... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 15:09:02
          There is also this: by bitflipper2008-07-03 15:16:31
            But in any case... by Phoon2008-07-03 15:17:56
              Of course not by bitflipper2008-07-03 15:20:12
                Yeah, and then it's been translated, translated by Bellator2008-07-03 15:23:17
                  Which is why... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 15:28:42
                    What are you still doing here? by Bellator2008-07-03 15:30:52
                      I'm trying... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 15:33:18
                        Tis addicting, is it not, this gathering of minds? by bitflipper2008-07-03 19:46:08
                          That would perhaps be by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 20:01:46
                            Heh! Could be, could very well be. by bitflipper2008-07-03 20:04:48
        It could also be remnant from when they axed by Bellator2008-07-03 15:08:00
    I appreciate your thoughts.. (n/t) by LthrOttr2008-07-03 15:04:09
  Reflections from a non-beliver by shargo2008-07-03 14:07:54
    I have always wondered... by Bellator2008-07-03 14:28:24
      Well... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:46:14
        Of course they do... by Bellator2008-07-03 14:52:44
          some say the flood was in part due to this by robertltux2008-07-03 22:36:34
          I hope you enjoy reading it... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 15:05:55
      Incorporeal beings tend to lack chromosomes. by toysbfun2008-07-03 14:40:03
        Ah, but, classically... by bitflipper2008-07-03 14:56:00
        And what makes you assume that they by Bellator2008-07-03 14:44:59
          No reason the corporeal variety wouldn't. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-07-03 14:51:33
    Hmmm... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:17:13
    "Should"? Probably. "Would"? C'mon! We're human! by bitflipper2008-07-03 14:11:57
      That's the core of my "belief" by shargo2008-07-03 14:16:29
  The primary reason I left the Catholic Church by bitflipper2008-07-03 14:01:52
    I'm glad you were able to find answers for you. by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:11:32
      re: Constantine by emlaabs2008-07-03 14:46:02
      Exactly by bitflipper2008-07-03 14:34:06
      Sometime you should read "Constantines Sword" by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:25:02
        Thanks for the suggestion... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:30:12
  Two things: by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:01:32
    One IMPORTANT note... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:06:57
      I did not know this either by symbiont1b2008-07-03 14:33:58
        Eastern Orthodox? by bitflipper2008-07-03 14:44:15
          One Correction... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:49:16
            Ah. Thanks. ;-) by bitflipper2008-07-03 14:53:54
              Ummm... I'm a he (most definitely a he) (n/t) by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:55:47
                Oops! Please accept my most embarrassed apologies by bitflipper2008-07-03 14:59:38
                  *chuckle* No problem... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 15:00:28
        It's a split... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:37:37
          Thanks :D by symbiont1b2008-07-03 15:24:06
      Sorry. I didn't know. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:18:21
        I apologize... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:22:42
          I reject your apology. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:29:14
            A link to our Order... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:35:06
              Firefox gave a warning when trying to go there. by Snate2008-07-03 14:48:27
              Symantec flagged a warning by vetitice2008-07-03 14:43:55
                I just saw that myself... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:46:55
                  Fortunately this is a work machine. by vetitice2008-07-03 14:52:05
                  Hmmm... by bitflipper2008-07-03 14:51:58
                    I've called the person responsible... by LthrOttr2008-07-03 14:57:54
                      question on tricks like that by robertltux2008-07-03 22:53:01
  God and the Holy Spirit are genderless by altordwm2008-07-03 13:56:04
    *chuckle* by LthrOttr2008-07-03 13:59:37
"Men who cherish for women the highest respect by Phoon2008-07-03 13:40:59
  I can't even get out of my goddamned chair. by Phoon2008-07-03 15:22:57
  I have to go out into meatspace. by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 15:01:27
  Meh. Need liquor. (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 13:55:48
    In moderation, guy; Alcohol *is* a depressant,... by bitflipper2008-07-03 14:08:07
      Going the other way. by Phoon2008-07-03 14:09:22
        Don't let it be a crutch my friend. by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 14:15:18
          Well, it's the only medication I can find that by Phoon2008-07-03 14:15:58
            STOP NOW! by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:40:39
              And the alternative is... what? (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 14:41:37
                what are you doing now? by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:46:16
                  Can't afford one, still. by Phoon2008-07-03 14:47:52
                    It takes time. by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:55:53
            I am going to sound like a Fortune cookie here by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 14:30:56
            Eh. It's go-home time. by Phoon2008-07-03 14:25:05
            Stop. by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:24:57
              That makes it different from anything else how? by Phoon2008-07-03 14:30:44
                talk to Snarl about the effect of too much alcohol by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 14:33:46
                Because the prescribed stuff works? by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:32:57
                  That would be so, if the prescribed stuff worked. (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 14:33:56
                    Tell the doc then. by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:38:55
                      I've been telling the docs for years. by Phoon2008-07-03 14:40:00
                        I know this. by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:41:22
                          Not like it matters. (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 14:45:36
                            It does matter. (n/t) by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:46:49
                              You can't stop a machine that isn't working anyway by Phoon2008-07-03 14:50:22
                                You aren't a machine. by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:57:46
                                What purpose? by Phoon2008-07-03 14:58:49
                                Existing is a purpose. by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 15:02:18
                                The alternative doesn't have any need for it. by Phoon2008-07-03 15:03:38
                                I haven't convinced you. by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 15:06:12
                                If I could 'be with someone', I wouldn't be by Phoon2008-07-03 15:10:55
                                Go outside. Start a conversation with a stranger. by toysbfun2008-07-03 15:42:31
                                I've tried. by Phoon2008-07-03 15:44:34
                                Try a different stranger. by toysbfun2008-07-03 15:50:33
                                I've been doing that for years. by Phoon2008-07-03 15:53:40
                                Some sort of class or group therapy? by toysbfun2008-07-03 16:03:17
                                I've tried that, too. by Phoon2008-07-03 16:04:17
                                Make 'em laugh? by toysbfun2008-07-03 16:22:18
                                I can't tell a joke to save my life. by Phoon2008-07-03 16:27:38
Happy B-day Gyro! :D 15 turns around the sun ;) by Garrinka2008-07-03 13:30:12
  they have tendency to do that by aprylmae2008-07-03 13:38:12
  *Pats Garrinka on the back* by bitflipper2008-07-03 13:32:00
*Sigh* Can I go home yet? by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 13:26:01
How do I get a Kubuntu live CD to work? by Skelwar2008-07-03 13:17:37
  startkde by IByte2008-07-03 13:57:58
    I got a bunch of error messages... by Skelwar2008-07-03 14:04:58
      try "startx" or maybe it's "startX" by RetiQlum22008-07-03 14:06:25
        *sigh* The ONE time I get a really fast answer... by Skelwar2008-07-03 14:07:36
          Still getting some errors. by Skelwar2008-07-03 14:19:55
            Tried sudo startkde? by IByte2008-07-03 14:37:17
              Nope, not working. by Skelwar2008-07-03 14:52:53
Take 1 Lawn Tractor, 1 Chopper, Mix with boredom by DesertRat662008-07-03 13:11:36
  That didn't look much like a viola. by JimK2008-07-03 15:03:30
    Probably sounded like one though... (n/t) by parastra2008-07-03 16:57:57
  It's a John-oh-Dear! (n/t) by binkley2008-07-03 13:57:31
That was painfull but felt OOH so much better by joecrouse2008-07-03 13:01:28
  ouch. been there. hurts like h4 by aprylmae2008-07-03 13:08:44
  You shouldve let the wound bleed itself clean (n/t) by Klaranth2008-07-03 13:08:19
US Marine Logic by DesertRat662008-07-03 12:59:46
  Not pictured. by Mostlyharmles2008-07-03 14:21:50
  'Bout right, that is... by adiplomat2008-07-03 13:05:55
    gonna argue that point :) by Garrinka2008-07-03 13:55:19
  Cute. I had expected something different. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 13:05:40
    No, that's about right for Marines. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-03 13:09:40
      Only one problem... by adiplomat2008-07-03 13:12:33
        Well in this case it was only a mouse by DesertRat662008-07-03 13:30:43
  Hehehehe (n/t) by Bellator2008-07-03 13:02:31
Regarding my dungeon crawling question, by hadji2008-07-03 12:46:51
  None of my characters you played with HAD Stats by confused.brit2008-07-03 15:00:53
    You played the rat with character. by hadji2008-07-03 16:32:17
      If it hasnt character by confused.brit2008-07-03 17:38:07
        I guess I've never had a "decent GM". by Phoon2008-07-03 18:27:28
  That's one reason I like AD&D 1st edition by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:55:22
  who said it has to be dungeons and dragons by joecrouse2008-07-03 12:53:13
    Well, it doesn't, actually. by hadji2008-07-03 12:56:43
      (-= there you go by joecrouse2008-07-03 12:58:49
This morning I shot 2 Does, 2 Fawns but couldn't by DesertRat662008-07-03 12:42:49
  I got a chipmunk. by symbiont1b2008-07-03 14:58:41
  I got an itty bitty frog by TechisSO2008-07-03 14:26:52
  I got two hare... but missed out on a doe :( by Jeff_UK2008-07-03 14:07:44
  Wild Turkey? Hell of a good idea. by Phoon2008-07-03 12:45:35
    Instead of Wild Turkey, go for this: by Carthax2008-07-03 12:55:09
      That's Scotch, not Bourbon. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 13:11:51
        For *good* bourbon... by bitflipper2008-07-03 13:23:24
          No, no no! by testy2008-07-03 13:28:06
            Maker's Mark is my drinkin' whiskey... by bitflipper2008-07-03 13:34:22
              Y'all have obviously never tried by BloodyViking2008-07-03 15:11:44
        I mix it with Coke anyway. by Phoon2008-07-03 13:12:45
          It better be! You go mixing Glenfiddich by adiplomat2008-07-03 13:14:13
          Heathen! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-07-03 13:14:05
      Try famous grouse by joecrouse2008-07-03 12:59:49
      <Deleted><Deleted>2008-07-03 13:26:47
        Moderated: Open Comments (n/t) by Nea2008-07-03 13:26:57
        MODS? I didn't see the comment form. by Phoon2008-07-03 13:00:00
Pool Mystery by DesertRat662008-07-03 12:39:51
  Well, DUH! They have a Labrador Retriever. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 12:45:15
    I knew Cocker Spaniel that would go nuts if you by altordwm2008-07-03 13:45:37
    Do you have an answering machine and do the dogs by Bellator2008-07-03 12:48:56
      No answering machine. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 13:09:40
T minus 4 (work) hours until Vacation Time! by Bellator2008-07-03 12:39:17
  *whap* you have vacation time.. by Garrinka2008-07-03 14:17:05
    Awww....and here I was hoping for one right now :( by Bellator2008-07-03 14:40:04
Hmmm. What's this big roll of bubble wrap doing by DesertRat662008-07-03 12:34:58
THAT'S IT! I'M GOING HOME! by SnArL2008-07-03 12:29:26
  I see how you are!! Grumble. Don't wanna be by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 12:36:57
Update from Iraq by SkyHi2008-07-03 12:00:47
  glad to hear you are okay :) by Garrinka2008-07-03 14:32:16
  Park University? by testy2008-07-03 13:23:58
    Stay safe, btw! (nt) by testy2008-07-03 13:24:21
  Good to hear from you. by lheggland2008-07-03 12:55:57
  Good to hear from you. Question: by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 12:39:21
  Hmm, if this is an outgrowth from by vdp2008-07-03 12:09:45
    Link to Park U by vdp2008-07-03 12:11:24
  Since you'll be busy, I just want to say: by RetiQlum22008-07-03 12:06:41
  Never heard of them by DesertRat662008-07-03 12:05:33
Toysbfun : 2 points (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-07-03 11:56:47
I give up! by oedlan2008-07-03 11:31:04
  The Ears are the give away by Hieraco2008-07-03 11:51:06
  I wonder how that will be with ours tomorrow by UnFair2008-07-03 11:34:26
    Did that too.. One 3 years old and one 4 months by EnzoMatrix2008-07-03 13:21:44
    One year is close to the borderline, for toms by bitflipper2008-07-03 11:38:04
    Same as our's then =) (n/t) by oedlan2008-07-03 11:35:11
      Except that Selma is a she =) (n/t) by oedlan2008-07-03 11:35:43
  They are probably playing. by confused.brit2008-07-03 11:34:14
Being honest about one's own moral inconsistencies by Illiad2008-07-03 11:28:08
  Sorry, I am utterly unimpressed with this person. by adiplomat2008-07-03 12:12:01
    Since you do not know what his faith is, how can by Bellator2008-07-03 12:35:53
      Barring a small cult, or this being a personal by adiplomat2008-07-03 12:50:17
        Well... he could be Muslim... by Bellator2008-07-03 12:53:54
          I was waiting for that one... by adiplomat2008-07-03 13:02:29
            Yes, fundies believe that way today... by Bellator2008-07-03 13:05:50
              sorry but no it doesn't by symbiont1b2008-07-03 13:35:34
                You are aware of how they have treated, and by Bellator2008-07-03 13:40:36
                  yes of course I am by symbiont1b2008-07-03 14:03:20
                    Indeed. When I was a medieval re-creationist by voxwoman2008-07-03 16:40:06
    It's not moral inconsistency by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:18:21
      And yet if I saw someone preparing to kill, by adiplomat2008-07-03 12:25:09
        That's still not moral inconsistency by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:32:53
        Obliged by whose morals? by subbywan2008-07-03 12:30:30
          The question is "preparing to". by Phoon2008-07-03 12:33:54
            The latter is what I meant, thanks. (n/t) by adiplomat2008-07-03 12:37:07
            So would I. But that's fairly irrelevant by subbywan2008-07-03 12:36:53
              Adiplomat lives in TX. Trust me, he'd be covered. (n/t) by quilting_kitty2008-07-03 13:30:12
  I don't see that he's morally inconsistent by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 11:35:20
  Well considered by bitflipper2008-07-03 11:33:52
Appology (n) by confused.brit2008-07-03 11:25:14
Popular oxymoron thread: Windows Server. (n/t) by jiteo2008-07-03 10:56:02
  Country music (n/t) by bimkins2008-07-03 14:50:52
  Truthful Politician (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-03 12:43:30
  Military Intelligence (n/t) by c51L2008-07-03 12:36:55
  Government assistance by Hieraco2008-07-03 11:52:37
  Smart User (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-07-03 11:34:09
  Mircosoft Works (n/t) by wabbit652008-07-03 11:00:31
    Linux desktop? by mmell2008-07-03 11:19:16
      since 2002, at least... by swisscheese2008-07-03 20:23:07
Fastest USB drives? by asayogure2008-07-03 10:54:04
  two questions: by Freakazoid2008-07-03 11:13:31
    Yes, it is plugged into a 2.0 port... by asayogure2008-07-03 12:04:02
Repost from yesterday: Illiad's religion question by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 10:48:19
Interesting conversation with a TSA "inspector" by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 10:46:57
  One question... by werehatrack2008-07-03 22:21:17
  Was this guy coping with being rejected by IByte2008-07-03 14:20:02
    You are thinking the story teller was sane enough. by asayogure2008-07-03 14:55:40
      Yeah... by Bellator2008-07-03 14:59:33
        Oh dear, I opened the snark door, didn't I? by asayogure2008-07-03 15:01:10
      "Wingnut", I believe. by Phoon2008-07-03 14:58:01
        Fox "News" is not coherent enough to lie... by asayogure2008-07-03 15:00:25
  Sounds to me he was trying to sound important by Lab Rat2008-07-03 12:20:47
  And how do you know he worked for TSA? by Bellator2008-07-03 12:16:58
  Uhhhh...hold just one minute by Bellator2008-07-03 12:11:26
    Actually, he said "SINCE 9/11" (n/t) by SnArL2008-07-03 12:15:21
      Well, I still count 5... by Bellator2008-07-03 12:22:28
  My B.S. meter just went off the scale. by Illiad2008-07-03 10:56:14
    I'm with Illiad on this one. by lheggland2008-07-03 11:42:06
      I like to believe people but I am still a cynic by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:59:35
      Wanna fill me in on #3? by Hieraco2008-07-03 11:58:18
        It's a sarcastic comment... by lheggland2008-07-03 12:06:14
        WTFOMFGBBQCUL8R - It True by Hieraco2008-07-03 12:02:38
          The Inartubes, Puh-lease... (n/t) by adiplomat2008-07-03 13:09:03
    I would normally agree with you, and I am still by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:00:39
    Mine went off the scale when he said that the by SnArL2008-07-03 11:00:20
      Nitro, rectally inserted into a baby? BS by toxin2008-07-03 12:10:10
      There's that too. by Illiad2008-07-03 11:03:49
        If we don't hear the story, I will be the first by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:05:02
      I thought he said that it was a by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:02:49
        Nope, he said it was nitroglycerin by SnArL2008-07-03 11:04:32
          Hmm, I could have sworn I heard him say compound by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:08:21
            What exactly is a nitroglycerin compound? by vdp2008-07-03 11:18:58
              It is entirely possible, I will admit that but by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:24:55
              Dynamite is technically a nitroglycerin compound by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 11:23:08
  So, cavity searches for everyone then? (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 10:54:26
    Think they want to risk it? by VivianC2008-07-03 11:01:11
      Indian? Mild stuff..I had Chinese, REAL chinese... by mrxavia2008-07-03 12:09:22
        Varies very much per region - by vdp2008-07-03 12:22:57
      Hope you had Ice Cream for dessert! (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-03 11:39:36
    Don't forget the gas cards. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:55:48
  My classic, cynical response to this would have... by asayogure2008-07-03 10:52:26
    I would agree with you but he knew a bit too much by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 10:58:05
      Have you considered that he may be by vdp2008-07-03 11:15:43
        Yep, that is why I am waiting on word from by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:17:41
          Well of COURSE the main INTENT of the TSA is... by asayogure2008-07-03 14:52:00
          The more I think about it... by Illiad2008-07-03 11:23:17
            Now that you say that, It does make a lot of sense by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:25:45
      I'll wait for verified accounts from trusted news by asayogure2008-07-03 11:07:47
        I've had family members in the intellegence... by RetiQlum22008-07-03 12:03:58
          Well, the cold war is different... by asayogure2008-07-03 14:44:35
        Agreed, I am waiting on that for my final ok (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:14:21
how to test bind/DNS by dennismv2008-07-03 10:41:55
  dig www.userfriendly.org @127.0.0.1 (n/t) by altordwm2008-07-03 11:37:45
  point a machine at it, run some queries through it by Freakazoid2008-07-03 10:45:33
    how do I point a machine at it ? by dennismv2008-07-03 10:57:10
      yup, that's it (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-07-03 11:05:13
Free Commodore 4000 to a good home by theanomaly2008-07-03 10:39:11
  I WANT - I WANT - I WANT! by Hieraco2008-07-03 11:11:31
IRONY! (given my previous thread): by SnArL2008-07-03 10:37:17
  In this case, the XKCD rule might be more apropos. by Phoon2008-07-03 10:38:57
ATTN: Lab_Rat by merlin2008-07-03 10:32:42
  ROFLMAO!!! by DesertRat662008-07-03 14:43:01
  We don't need no steenkin' ethics! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 12:04:40
  My favorite line... by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:38:23
    I got a kick out of that. And I'm pretty sure by merlin2008-07-03 10:45:08
      I love it!!! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-07-03 12:01:49
My co-programmer makes some quite stupid mistakes, by Apo2008-07-03 10:03:11
  The first one seems fine to me by EndlessWaves2008-07-03 12:27:32
    Erm. by Phoon2008-07-03 12:29:03
  well yeah, the braces are in the wrong spot by Freakazoid2008-07-03 10:53:41
  Question by maximumbob2008-07-03 10:17:31
    It means the function returns a pointer. by Phoon2008-07-03 10:19:04
      ok, so * and return & go together. by maximumbob2008-07-03 10:23:42
        Depends on how the variable was declared by vampire2008-07-03 10:41:51
          It's worse than assembly language... by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 11:12:29
            Thinking that much about memoray alllocatio by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 11:56:08
              You don't have something that does by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 11:57:15
                Java itself does by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 12:03:04
                  Hmm by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:04:54
                    The product in question is by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 12:10:39
                      ah, okay by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:16:09
                        "Fun" stuff by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 12:48:35
                          This insurance company by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:59:49
                            Don't think so, he works out in Basking Ridge (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 14:28:09
          Small error: by Phoon2008-07-03 10:43:55
            Pfah! You are correct. I was remembering a mistake by vampire2008-07-03 10:51:30
  Make sure you have SQL injections escaped out by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 10:07:43
    Why not just use parameters? by bwkaz2008-07-03 14:55:13
      'Tis merely a different method. by staticsan2008-07-03 18:50:28
        Aren't prepared statements faster anyway? by bwkaz2008-07-03 19:17:21
ATTN: hadji and Garrnika by XndeX2008-07-03 10:00:59
  also a 3rd undisclosed recepiant has mail (n/t) by XndeX2008-07-03 10:02:00
*grilling up dogs and burgers over here* by audiogeek20002008-07-03 09:41:34
  *brings veggie kabobs to grill* by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:15:14
  *Brings Pecan and Apple pies* by kc5sdy2008-07-03 10:12:34
  *brings watermelons* by wabbit652008-07-03 10:02:14
    *hides sledgehammers* by audiogeek20002008-07-03 10:07:50
      *innocently sneaks cricket bat in* (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:17:09
  I'll bring homemade honey-mustard. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 09:56:48
    Yuengling??!!! Hello, new best friend! (n/t) by audiogeek20002008-07-03 09:58:29
  *brings pasta salad and micro-brewery beer* by bitflipper2008-07-03 09:44:44
    Much obliged, bit. *clink* by audiogeek20002008-07-03 09:53:52
      Well, congratulations, and, bummer. by bitflipper2008-07-03 10:00:13
        The glass of water sympathises (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 11:47:44
  I'll drink to that by y2kdragon2008-07-03 09:43:08
Wow, gasoline is EXPENSIVE! by SnArL2008-07-03 09:41:15
  here's one thing that confuses me by aprylmae2008-07-03 10:00:19
    Kansas has a similar catch-22 by testy2008-07-03 12:16:36
    She has to have a license "to do business" by bitflipper2008-07-03 10:09:02
      Carlin put it best: by Phoon2008-07-03 10:17:20
        and it's legal trade sex for favors, gifts, by aprylmae2008-07-03 10:21:49
          If you are referring to marriage - no sex! by tompaine2008-07-03 10:37:03
            not always by aprylmae2008-07-03 10:39:04
              How long have you been married? by tompaine2008-07-03 10:43:55
                2 years by aprylmae2008-07-03 11:37:19
                  Well, at the risk of sounding crude... by bitflipper2008-07-03 12:01:04
                    Meh. by Phoon2008-07-03 12:05:14
                      Nah. by bitflipper2008-07-03 12:14:49
                        I've been tempted. by Phoon2008-07-03 12:27:31
                          Just be careful, if you do by bitflipper2008-07-03 12:45:01
                            I doubt I would. by Phoon2008-07-03 12:46:51
                      maybe you haven't found the right thing yet by aprylmae2008-07-03 12:10:54
                        That's not what I mean. by Phoon2008-07-03 12:17:17
                          I get what you mean by aprylmae2008-07-03 12:19:59
                            But the difference is: by Phoon2008-07-03 12:21:04
                              There's no reason to believe that by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:29:31
                                Yes, there is. by Phoon2008-07-03 12:32:02
                                That's only the case by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:38:51
                                No additional pressure on men. by Phoon2008-07-03 12:44:50
                                Heh! by bitflipper2008-07-03 12:51:36
                                see, she could have used the gas card! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-03 12:53:23
                                Heheh! by bitflipper2008-07-03 12:58:44
                                IDGI. (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 12:53:00
                                I probably have by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:47:00
                                True, but *any* man would be less successful by Phoon2008-07-03 12:48:32
                                you are more wrong than you could ever imagine (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-03 12:50:14
                                I may only have anecdotal evidence, by Phoon2008-07-03 12:51:55
                                There are gigilos and male escort services by bitflipper2008-07-03 13:00:15
                                They exist but they're rare. (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 13:04:32
                                also a reason male prostitute are less common by aprylmae2008-07-03 13:18:08
                                not as rare as you would think (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-03 13:08:05
                                Then why have I never seen one advertised? (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 13:08:35
                                you aren't looking in the right places by aprylmae2008-07-03 13:09:58
                                MODS? Double-tapped. (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 13:08:52
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2008-07-03 13:55:15
                                Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2008-07-03 13:55:27
                                you must have not read or just ignored by aprylmae2008-07-03 12:55:45
                                And all I can do in response is quote some by Phoon2008-07-03 13:02:29
                                well, most men don't even care to find out by aprylmae2008-07-03 13:06:21
                                Their loss by bitflipper2008-07-03 13:08:10
                                I agree, but it's the way it is. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-03 13:11:00
                                Counter-quote by bitflipper2008-07-03 13:05:07
                                it's not that easy for women either (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-03 12:35:51
                              believe it or not, it really isn't that easy for by aprylmae2008-07-03 12:28:29
                        Most of us do by bitflipper2008-07-03 12:16:36
                    I know, I have several (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-03 12:02:19
                  married 11, together for 20+ by Divinar2008-07-03 12:00:28
                    know that feeling too by aprylmae2008-07-03 12:05:15
                Of course things aren't the same... by bitflipper2008-07-03 10:54:38
          Repeat after me: by SnArL2008-07-03 10:26:39
            it is a private matter, but by aprylmae2008-07-03 10:31:06
          And then it's legal to not have sex at all. by Phoon2008-07-03 10:24:19
            PS: What, me bitter? (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 10:24:41
              doesn't sound bitter to me by aprylmae2008-07-03 10:36:48
                You know my wife? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-07-03 11:20:21
                  not that I am aware of, but I know of couples by aprylmae2008-07-03 11:39:20
      I know by aprylmae2008-07-03 10:14:52
        Yup. by bitflipper2008-07-03 10:24:46
          I would have found you guilty. by altordwm2008-07-03 12:19:07
            Absent a speedometer by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:22:37
              This particular officer had a history... by bitflipper2008-07-03 12:29:28
              The speedometer is not required, by altordwm2008-07-03 12:26:05
                How is he to know by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:28:16
                  Then you should have had a speedometer. (n/t) by altordwm2008-07-03 12:30:25
                    The safety equipment for a bicycle is... by bitflipper2008-07-03 12:39:47
                      A speedometer isn't required. by altordwm2008-07-03 12:46:49
                        The defense wasn't that I didn't know my speed... by bitflipper2008-07-03 12:56:55
                          But you are required to know your speed. by altordwm2008-07-03 13:07:17
                            :shrug: by bitflipper2008-07-03 13:19:54
                              Fair enough. by altordwm2008-07-03 13:34:37
                                Probably by bitflipper2008-07-03 13:43:22
                            earliest date I saw there was 1995 by aprylmae2008-07-03 13:12:54
                              Possible, but unlikely. by altordwm2008-07-03 13:15:52
                                if he had been required to know at that time by aprylmae2008-07-03 13:25:27
                    Why? by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:35:12
      No license here for that service. by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:13:15
    Catch-22. Same as Heller. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:07:51
  What kind of mileage does she get? by Hieraco2008-07-03 09:53:40
    GWB asked to make hybrids illegal. by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:10:40
  There's a pun in there about... by bitflipper2008-07-03 09:50:47
    Think it would be a bit by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:53:57
      At today's gas prices... by bitflipper2008-07-03 10:01:53
        But officer . . . by tompaine2008-07-03 10:39:38
          They said it costs an arm and a leg but not... by todAnthony2008-07-03 12:44:45
One of my biggest pet peeves in reading code by maximumbob2008-07-03 09:31:14
  What would you prefer? by Phoon2008-07-03 10:28:25
  Hey, bob by y2kdragon2008-07-03 09:32:54
    function poke(String user) by maximumbob2008-07-03 10:21:33
      You didn't check by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 11:03:37
        The other thing is, by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 11:13:47
Hey Texan computer tech support people! by adiplomat2008-07-03 09:18:40
  I aught move to texas by joecrouse2008-07-03 11:57:05
  10 seconds till some one sets up by joecrouse2008-07-03 11:55:58
  So, I write forensic software by Ston2008-07-03 10:32:24
    From what I can see, yep (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 10:47:42
  Home Security Systems by y2kdragon2008-07-03 09:49:40
    Texans haven't been thinking things through by adiplomat2008-07-03 10:07:59
      Sorry - not naturalized :P by the_phreak2008-07-03 12:24:37
      <sues adiplomat> what?!?! he asked me to!! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 10:10:05
  OK, mm, that's a really stupid law. by RetiQlum22008-07-03 09:28:06
    If they want computer repair types to by voxwoman2008-07-03 09:31:39
      Yeah, but when do you actually look at someones... by RetiQlum22008-07-03 09:37:14
        No, I just look for their porn (n/t) by SnArL2008-07-03 09:40:11
          I knew that would be you before... by RetiQlum22008-07-03 09:54:52
            I dont look specificaly because by joecrouse2008-07-03 12:28:52
      I would claim by y2kdragon2008-07-03 09:36:06
        threre is a reason places like by joecrouse2008-07-03 11:59:52
        Actually, there may be a relevant U.S.C. by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:30:25
        I have had the govt had me a suboena by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:51:34
  Would that not also mean that anyone working for by techi8702008-07-03 09:27:29
    Laws like this by eatcode2008-07-03 09:53:30
      Read the law: Not all people who work in the by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 10:03:52
  Yeah, saw that. If your read it closely by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:26:46
    The licensing of electronic snooping makes sense by vectorz2008-07-03 09:35:40
    How about "I lost my Word document!!" by adiplomat2008-07-03 09:31:42
      I agree, that is "forensics" type work by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:37:31
    More info: by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:29:48
      Reading the law (well, skimming it, anyway) by voxwoman2008-07-03 09:36:12
        Yep, anything that tracks people. How about by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:46:37
  :-O by SnArL2008-07-03 09:26:28
    I've got a better answer by y2kdragon2008-07-03 09:28:22
      Plant a virus in the Texas Legislature's computer by SouthpawPL2008-07-03 10:08:37
        You don't want to know how many open WAP by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 10:11:55
          s/years/weeks/ (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:20:12
            I only know of if from what a few people by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 10:49:29
  I call by y2kdragon2008-07-03 09:23:02
    ????? (n/t) by adiplomat2008-07-03 09:25:05
      I can't fix someone's computer by y2kdragon2008-07-03 09:26:40
  Lawbeak? Is that a part of a jailbird? by Spisefisken2008-07-03 09:21:08
ATTN: Classic_Jon by SnArL2008-07-03 09:15:29
  Thanks! ;-) I think I am going to order them by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:20:56
Are you an under-age illegal immigrant criminal? by merlin2008-07-03 09:13:43
  WTH is a sanctuary city? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-07-03 21:48:17
  Catch and release for kids is over? by VivianC2008-07-03 09:16:21
    More like "keep-away from the Feds" instead of by merlin2008-07-03 09:19:47
What is for lunch? by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:07:32
  Pastrami & Swiss by AnimeJ2008-07-03 13:36:15
  ended up being sushi by aprylmae2008-07-03 11:40:09
  Lo-Mein (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:57:35
  Lunch is an illusion. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:00:04
    The Cake last night was not a lie!...I swear! by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 10:05:02
  Lunch, Dang I forgot to eat today by Hieraco2008-07-03 09:33:21
  Pills. Time I take all of this crap, I'm not by adiplomat2008-07-03 09:13:03
  probably something from the deli by aprylmae2008-07-03 09:12:20
  PBJ by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:09:52
  Panda Express by SnArL2008-07-03 09:08:53
    Sounds like a plan :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:09:55
  Lebanese buffet. (n/t) by hadji2008-07-03 09:08:19
    ooooooooh (n/t) by Snate2008-07-03 09:13:35
SOTM: J.S. Bach - Concerto In D minor by audiogeek20002008-07-03 08:57:20
Somewhat strange DB question by Freakazoid2008-07-03 08:53:30
  AARG! now a simple "truncate table" isn't working by Freakazoid2008-07-03 12:54:11
    grr, sql server's annoying by Freakazoid2008-07-03 13:04:35
      don't bother with a semicolon by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 13:12:48
    select * from information_schema.tables by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 13:03:59
  I'm not real familiar with SQL Server since 2000 by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:00:26
    hmm, ok. found a way to link the access db by Freakazoid2008-07-03 09:15:18
      Eeeewww.... by bwkaz2008-07-03 15:57:13
      GRR! the link isn't working. by Freakazoid2008-07-03 11:53:51
        If you've set it up as (effectively) by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:07:47
          still the same thing. by Freakazoid2008-07-03 12:17:33
            Bleh! forgot to remove the other DB name by Freakazoid2008-07-03 12:21:01
            So, you should be able to do by merlin2008-07-03 12:20:12
              yup, figured that out right after comments worked by Freakazoid2008-07-03 12:25:51
                Ah, gotcha. by merlin2008-07-03 12:32:55
      okay by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:21:24
        Oh, bad bad. Use OUTER JOIN instead by merlin2008-07-03 09:32:50
          any idea how to do the updated rows? by Freakazoid2008-07-03 10:32:49
            Do you have a "last updated" field? by merlin2008-07-03 10:50:14
              unfortunately don't have anything like that by Freakazoid2008-07-03 10:58:56
                72 columns??? That would make it a bit annoying by merlin2008-07-03 11:10:16
                  also: thanks to both of you for the help (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-07-03 11:17:50
                  whee! that'll be fun... really it won't by Freakazoid2008-07-03 11:15:54
                    Two more questions. How large are the tables by merlin2008-07-03 11:29:39
                      re-load from access? fun fun... by Freakazoid2008-07-03 11:34:48
                        Yeah, I was thinking having a DTS package that by merlin2008-07-03 11:36:48
                          getting a different error message now by Freakazoid2008-07-03 14:08:45
                          anyone know what this error message means? by Freakazoid2008-07-03 13:07:02
                            It means by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 13:11:14
                              still erroring by Freakazoid2008-07-03 13:21:13
                                ah, sorry, my fault by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 13:24:26
                                ok, got slightly futher by Freakazoid2008-07-03 13:28:07
                                ah hah! got the query to run by Freakazoid2008-07-03 13:55:34
                                bleh! found some info: by Freakazoid2008-07-03 13:41:07
                            woo! brainfart moment. by Freakazoid2008-07-03 13:07:45
                              yes, that would help ;-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 13:11:42
                          It may also be faster by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 11:38:41
                            umm, that should be by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 11:38:58
          Good point by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:41:01
    err, you lost me. by Freakazoid2008-07-03 09:06:31
      Here's one of the first by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:07:55
        weird, didn't see that when I searched (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-07-03 09:11:52
          I searched by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:12:43
  oh yeah, something I forgot to mention by Freakazoid2008-07-03 08:57:43
Performance Reviews by VivianC2008-07-03 08:50:17
  Concur. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-07-03 15:14:32
  Gah, don't remind me ... by PeKaJe2008-07-03 12:05:53
  I'll second that by Hieraco2008-07-03 09:24:31
    Just use a comparative scale, not absolute. by chanceslost2008-07-03 10:56:32
      "Didn't blow up anything *too* important..." (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 10:58:12
        I almost used something like that. (n/t) by VivianC2008-07-03 11:50:12
  Shouldnt a manager be doing that? by confused.brit2008-07-03 08:58:58
    Managers do do that - but if VivianC's workplace by DrDeisel2008-07-03 09:04:06
      That's where I'm at. by VivianC2008-07-03 09:15:13
    Many places have you fill in a copy of your own by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:03:31
I'm back from the liqour store! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-03 08:36:14
  *grabs bottle of SoCo* by audiogeek20002008-07-03 09:02:12
    ~holds out glass~ by confused.brit2008-07-03 11:55:25
  *eyes hactar's bags* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-07-03 08:55:15
    *bags sgrunt's eyes* (n/t) by Skelwar2008-07-03 08:58:46
      *eats Skelwar's bags* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-07-03 08:59:19
        *eyes sgrunt's eat* (n/t) by Skelwar2008-07-03 09:00:01
          *eats Skelwar's eyes* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-07-03 09:10:32
            *runs against a wall* (n/t) by Skelwar2008-07-03 09:11:45
  Say, you bought the Cointreau for me? (n/t) by acl682008-07-03 08:47:59
  What?! No single malt!?! (n/t) by mridenour2008-07-03 08:44:47
    Single malt?!?! Sir, I challenge you to a duel!! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-03 08:48:31
  Why is the rum always gone? (n/t) by merlin2008-07-03 08:41:05
    Mine's not. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-03 10:20:57
  *snoops through bags* by aprylmae2008-07-03 08:38:31
    Dibs on the bourbon! (n/t) by Carthax2008-07-03 08:40:04
Hancock.....awesome movie by ptkpres2008-07-03 08:04:22
  will smith's naked butt??? by aprylmae2008-07-03 08:22:31
    Apparently, it's very hot by SnArL2008-07-03 11:50:47
  Not sure if I'd give it five stars, but I agree by hadji2008-07-03 08:06:13
I have a Vista problem. It won't boot anymore. by Skelwar2008-07-03 07:54:52
  as to the DVD burner issue by Freakazoid2008-07-03 08:27:13
    Probably should have mentioned: *no* burner. by Skelwar2008-07-03 08:35:14
      Not on either PC? by confused.brit2008-07-03 08:36:53
        Just on the broken PC. by Skelwar2008-07-03 08:40:39
          Then swap it for Cd in the one your using now... by confused.brit2008-07-03 08:43:47
            I already have one in the one I'm using now. by Skelwar2008-07-03 08:45:27
              I found an old Kubuntu CD. That's a live CD AFAIK. by Skelwar2008-07-03 09:16:48
                Okay, weird stuff. Help please! by Skelwar2008-07-03 09:22:57
  Booting from Lan is a Bios setting by Hieraco2008-07-03 08:05:53
    I said I could download it to make it work again. by Skelwar2008-07-03 08:14:45
      Misinterpreted your abbreviation sorry by Hieraco2008-07-03 08:26:50
  IIRC thats a registry hive by confused.brit2008-07-03 08:04:34
    Safe mode doesn't work without that file, either. by Skelwar2008-07-03 08:15:34
      On any XP/vista install disk (not usually OEM) (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 08:19:36
        Attn: Legal UFies by confused.brit2008-07-03 08:22:15
          Ack nm... I need a system on Vista and be able to by confused.brit2008-07-03 08:23:56
        Uh... that pretty much is the only problem. by Skelwar2008-07-03 08:21:40
We hold these truths... by y2kdragon2008-07-03 07:45:59
  Maybe 2 of those apply. (n/t) by merlin2008-07-03 08:32:21
    Thin by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:33:46
  Open comments, and even the F-word in it already. by Skelwar2008-07-03 08:18:07
    It's ID9K'd already. Well within the rules (n/t) by merlin2008-07-03 08:29:33
      I know. I just wondered it it was needed. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-07-03 08:36:21
  Frighteningly apropos...... (n/t) by Twitchh2008-07-03 08:03:36
    Just a simple reminder by y2kdragon2008-07-03 09:46:41
  *Retires phrase `self-evident'* by Hieraco2008-07-03 08:03:10
Spore... by roooster2008-07-03 07:37:44
  Who cares? I'm not buying it until EA dumps DRM. by lheggland2008-07-03 14:23:12
  Spore was cancelled today. by hactar the uhhh2008-07-03 07:39:12
    Dude! Not cool! by Hypersapien2008-07-03 07:47:21
      But very funny by y2kdragon2008-07-03 07:49:35
        If I was maxis by roooster2008-07-03 07:51:44
Protests about Pixars WALL-E by FST7772008-07-03 07:30:04
  ATTN: Art people by Nightwind2008-07-03 10:42:20
  They are right. The movie does send a message by vectorz2008-07-03 09:04:18
    You are right it does have a message by roooster2008-07-03 09:29:40
      are you kidding? There is a strong by voxwoman2008-07-03 09:41:05
        We have a pool? I didn't know we had a pool. (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 10:13:36
  Excellent! Free publicity for the movie! :-D (n/t) by hadji2008-07-03 08:41:12
  wow people are STUPID. by Freakazoid2008-07-03 08:01:29
  I didn't think there was much doubt that we're bad by Arachnid2008-07-03 08:01:13
    The statement that we are 'bad for the planet' by Peace_man2008-07-03 09:06:47
      Thats what environmentalists really are by joecrouse2008-07-03 20:44:39
    We are a minor surface infection by joecrouse2008-07-03 08:19:21
    I should add... by Arachnid2008-07-03 08:08:04
      We are a natural function of the planet. by mmell2008-07-03 08:14:15
        So? by Arachnid2008-07-03 08:16:49
          cancer is neither good nore bad it just is by joecrouse2008-07-03 08:21:13
            Just suggesting it might be time for all of us to by mmell2008-07-03 09:54:36
              as Spider Robinsons Character said by joecrouse2008-07-03 20:41:47
  O.K. After viewing that....display, I can only say by Hieraco2008-07-03 07:59:46
    I'm going to go see it, again by Nightwind2008-07-03 10:39:52
    That's too bad. It was very good. by voxwoman2008-07-03 08:43:59
  HA-HA-HA by weething2008-07-03 07:47:31
    Nature of the beast... by jdelphiki2008-07-03 09:30:10
    but they don't ban their kids from watching Shrek by flirkann2008-07-03 08:43:24
    Depends on how you define "bad" by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 08:29:40
  Oh fer <diety...> by confused.brit2008-07-03 07:36:25
  For those of us who can't (or won't) load a flash by Twitchh2008-07-03 07:36:15
    My take: by FST7772008-07-03 08:13:11
    Glenn Beck and others claim by altordwm2008-07-03 07:39:28
      180 degrees out of phase by leistico2008-07-03 07:47:31
    Yes please! Website is blocked here. (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-07-03 07:37:44
  dangit, can't do sound at work by aprylmae2008-07-03 07:33:46
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-07-03 07:24:51
  Yay, 7.5M! Now I just have to get my new shiny up by iarann2008-07-03 12:28:17
    Working on getting my Quad back on it's feet by Sterling_Ag2008-07-03 12:50:48
      :-) by Anonymous Freak2008-07-03 17:54:34
  Darn it! We got passed. by geopsychic2008-07-03 07:35:49
RE: Dungen Crawling by hadji2008-07-03 07:17:15
  I'd roll 1d6. by Phoon2008-07-03 12:02:49
  door? by Nightwind2008-07-03 11:21:53
    The wall blocks your attempt to walk through. (n/t) by hadji2008-07-03 11:28:44
      you do know that xorn by Nightwind2008-07-03 11:31:50
        It's impossible to go back up. by hadji2008-07-03 11:37:10
  Really depends on the character... by MuseUnchained2008-07-03 09:43:59
    Evanescence: Ummm . . . ok . . . by hadji2008-07-03 11:10:29
    Kylene: Yes, you did. And I'd have to read up on by hadji2008-07-03 11:07:23
  I cast simalcrum and open both doors at once by EndlessWaves2008-07-03 08:48:58
  My dwarf, Cheery (It's a family tradition, d@it) by Miss L. Anyus2008-07-03 08:43:09
  Dropps bubble of invulnerability by joecrouse2008-07-03 08:26:50
  I get party members to open both doors by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 08:05:53
    No, but I did say that you are separated from your by hadji2008-07-03 08:13:31
      I have rope :) *ties rope to door handles and by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:01:01
        The ropes can pull on the doors, but they can't by hadji2008-07-03 09:07:52
          <rules lawyer> Did you say somewhere by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 09:33:47
            I indicated as such. Opening one door locks the by hadji2008-07-03 11:03:37
              Ahh I thought they were just a door with a by Classic_Jon2008-07-03 11:13:37
  Here's what I do by y2kdragon2008-07-03 07:49:07
  I suppose it depends on what character I'm playing by Hieraco2008-07-03 07:43:14
  Leeeeerooooooyyy Jeeeenkiinnnnsss! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-03 07:42:07
    at least i got my chicken (n/t) by joecrouse2008-07-03 08:23:45
  My RPG character collective have different answers by confused.brit2008-07-03 07:26:43
    That hole is an opening to a small tunnel that by hadji2008-07-03 07:38:56
      Then The Rat is screwed. by confused.brit2008-07-03 07:40:45
        There's a little, rat-sized mini-door by hadji2008-07-03 07:54:30
          ~sniffs the rat-sized doors~ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 07:56:26
            All you smell is the normal dankness of a dungeon. (n/t) by hadji2008-07-03 08:01:22
              What humans smell as normal dankness includes the by confused.brit2008-07-03 08:08:17
                Those scents lead through that hole that comes by hadji2008-07-03 08:12:51
                  Ok, either those scents are mine by confused.brit2008-07-03 08:48:33
                    Which apple core? by hadji2008-07-03 09:10:27
                      The green one smells fresher. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 11:24:08
                      I suppose the one with the red skin is glowing? (n/t) by altordwm2008-07-03 09:32:39
                      :-PpPpPpPpPpP by Snate2008-07-03 09:19:56
  Glowing Door. by Imp2008-07-03 07:24:54
  ATTN: skippy-ish guy by hadji2008-07-03 07:22:45
    The normal lookin one. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2008-07-03 07:24:20
  I'd open the glowy door by voxwoman2008-07-03 07:22:35
  ATTN: RetiQlum2 by hadji2008-07-03 07:20:29
  ATTN: Klaranth by hadji2008-07-03 07:18:37
    And if that didn't kill him, I'm sure the lack of by Cural2008-07-03 15:11:56
U.S. Election Thread by merlin2008-07-03 07:06:20
  All aboard the Double Talk Express... by kelli2172008-07-03 16:22:16
    One problem with that by DesertRat662008-07-03 19:51:41
  Since Lab_Rat is slacking with the photoshops by DesertRat662008-07-03 13:08:56
  Policy Positions by merlin2008-07-03 07:09:16
    Global Warming by merlin2008-07-03 07:17:44
      Do you mean Global Cooling? (n/t) by lheggland2008-07-03 11:05:44
        No, no that still Global Warming by DesertRat662008-07-03 11:41:49
          Didn't get it. Too busy unscrewing cube wall (n/t) by tompaine2008-07-03 12:55:08
      Good idea by DesertRat662008-07-03 09:07:57
        Bingo! (n/t) by VivianC2008-07-03 09:17:13
    Nuclear Non-Proliferation (n/t) by merlin2008-07-03 07:15:56
      Status quo, well sorta. by DesertRat662008-07-03 09:13:40
    Department of Homeland Security by merlin2008-07-03 07:15:23
      Bin it by DesertRat662008-07-03 09:00:38
        I agree with one exception: USCG by lheggland2008-07-03 10:44:59
          I had no idea they were in that mess by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:46:36
            I thought the USCG was DoD, not DHS... (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 10:59:26
              USCG is DHS during peace time. by lheggland2008-07-03 11:14:34
              If I remember by DesertRat662008-07-03 11:02:17
      Scratch the PATRIOT ACT. by hadji2008-07-03 07:46:00
        Indeed. by voxwoman2008-07-03 08:50:44
        I don't like these rights! by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 07:55:09
          You'd all be left behind. (n/t) by hadji2008-07-03 07:56:29
            Got a problem with my behind? by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 07:58:10
              Yeah, let's put an end to that. by hadji2008-07-03 08:29:44
                But we'll never get to the bottom of the issue. (n (n/t) by voxwoman2008-07-03 08:48:58
                  Well, then, all this data I've been collecting is by hadji2008-07-03 09:12:04
                    this entire conversation has gone by voxwoman2008-07-03 10:03:38
    FEMA/Disaster Response by merlin2008-07-03 07:15:02
      Cut all Federal disaster response. by lheggland2008-07-03 10:28:05
      Get them out from under DHS by DesertRat662008-07-03 09:12:11
    Energy Policy by merlin2008-07-03 07:14:22
      Nukes & Coal for electricity. by lheggland2008-07-03 11:03:54
      Drill here, drill now, pay less by DesertRat662008-07-03 08:56:20
      Two-pronged approach by merlin2008-07-03 07:21:08
        On the subject of offshore drilling: by Phoon2008-07-03 07:47:27
          That is same reason the NIMBYs fight wind farms. by lheggland2008-07-03 10:57:02
          The rig wouldn't be 1,000 feet above sea level. by techi8702008-07-03 09:24:52
          So are you in support of offshore drilling? by merlin2008-07-03 08:03:49
            For the most part, yes. by Phoon2008-07-03 09:27:06
            I am, personally. It helps the fishing. by Carthax2008-07-03 08:39:37
              Is that only around the platforms? by tallastro2008-07-03 11:19:31
      Scientific approach by Vectorz2008-07-03 07:17:00
        Can you be more specific? I'm about to outline by merlin2008-07-03 07:17:27
          Haven't done a study yet :) by Vectorz2008-07-03 07:35:02
    Domestic Policy by merlin2008-07-03 07:13:54
      Prisons & Felons: by DesertRat662008-07-03 09:20:09
        I'll agree with you when victimless crimes by voxwoman2008-07-03 10:12:14
          Agreed, except for child support by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:21:17
            We also need to make the system fair. by lheggland2008-07-03 10:50:26
        lmao for once by symbiont1b2008-07-03 09:50:29
          IMO, a first time offender... by lheggland2008-07-03 10:17:55
    The Supreme Court of the United States by merlin2008-07-03 07:12:57
      One litmus test by DesertRat662008-07-03 09:25:49
        Which one is Scalia? (n/t) by tompaine2008-07-03 09:55:21
          Click by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:24:04
            No, is he and a) or a b) ? by tompaine2008-07-03 11:16:32
              *Snerk* by DesertRat662008-07-03 11:48:35
                That's the weakness of being one-issue. by tompaine2008-07-03 12:51:27
                  The bottom line is by DesertRat662008-07-03 13:08:04
              Bwahahaha by lheggland2008-07-03 11:29:33
              He's a strict constructionist. by merlin2008-07-03 11:24:27
                He doesn't think so: by tompaine2008-07-03 12:39:06
    Middle East Peace by merlin2008-07-03 07:12:15
      Israel by DesertRat662008-07-03 08:54:44
    Economy (n/t) by merlin2008-07-03 07:10:53
    Illegal Immigration (n/t) by merlin2008-07-03 07:10:39
      Remove the incentives by Stibbons2008-07-03 10:08:38
      Simple fix. by lheggland2008-07-03 10:04:57
      Make Your Case. by esbita2008-07-03 09:35:15
        I'm curious to know by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:50:01
          Semi-agreed with DesertRat. by esbita2008-07-03 10:05:31
            I have no problems with defending my country by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 10:12:05
              Why go through all that trouble? by esbita2008-07-03 10:23:55
                Hmm by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 10:31:00
                  I'm content with that. by esbita2008-07-03 10:39:59
                    Message from Esbita: by jmaxsohmer2008-07-03 12:39:23
                      wow by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 12:45:40
                        Yeah, someone broke a major bundle of cables by jmaxsohmer2008-07-03 12:54:04
                    That's true by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 10:56:34
                    Ah, that would be me.. by vetitice2008-07-03 10:54:49
                      Why don't you pursue citizenship then? (n/t) by esbita2008-07-03 14:19:19
                        Because I don't fit in here. by vetitice2008-07-03 14:32:12
                          Nope, just no sympathy. by esbita2008-07-03 17:58:58
                            Liar. by vetitice2008-07-03 19:01:16
                FWIW by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:25:26
      Go now, in peace by DesertRat662008-07-03 08:53:15
        This is funny - reverse human trafficking by tompaine2008-07-03 09:40:26
          "quaint laws"? You mean the ones that make it by merlin2008-07-03 09:56:43
            Quaint laws like the US Constitution by tompaine2008-07-03 10:01:43
          It's been a long time since I read "Common Sense" by altordwm2008-07-03 09:52:19
            You're right, I'm wrong. by tompaine2008-07-03 09:57:16
              You have a good point in there somewhere. by altordwm2008-07-03 10:24:52
                I got carried away by the imagery by tompaine2008-07-03 10:59:51
        What's wrong with permanent Resident Alien status? by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:04:24
          See above by DesertRat662008-07-03 09:09:21
            I'm still not clear by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:11:08
              You're either here temporarily, by DesertRat662008-07-03 09:15:03
                Technically by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:24:18
                  We have a fix for that too by DesertRat662008-07-03 09:27:50
                    Why should that be the case? by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:32:33
                      Once again by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:13:15
                        Fatal flaw in your argument. by subbywan2008-07-03 20:02:19
                        And again by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 10:26:13
                          That's nice by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:43:12
                            You needn't believe me by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 10:52:22
                              Yep by DesertRat662008-07-03 11:01:02
                                And can be locked out, presumably? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 11:09:46
                                No, that's another issue by DesertRat662008-07-03 11:33:54
    Global War on Terror by merlin2008-07-03 07:10:27
      Turn up the heat by DesertRat662008-07-03 08:44:32
        Although it feels so good to simply 'remove' any by Peace_man2008-07-03 09:43:00
          The 'big stick' approach... by lheggland2008-07-03 09:55:42
            Well, that approach does indeed spark reactions by Peace_man2008-07-03 11:30:17
              The question: The War on Terror not Iraq! by tompaine2008-07-03 13:07:03
                What should we have done? by lheggland2008-07-03 13:10:56
        they make a desert, they call it peace (n/t) by symbiont1b2008-07-03 08:55:24
          The desert is quite peaceful (n/t) by DesertRat662008-07-03 08:56:55
      Get out of Iraq! by tompaine2008-07-03 07:24:22
        So what exactly would your plan be? by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 07:26:08
          for now by symbiont1b2008-07-03 08:41:59
            We have to at minimum "clean up the mess we made" by voxwoman2008-07-03 08:47:03
              I'd be interested in knowing exactly what you by Peace_man2008-07-03 09:51:00
                I don't know. But it's just wrong to go by voxwoman2008-07-03 10:07:26
                  I agree with that first sentence - and it shows by Peace_man2008-07-03 10:57:13
                    We have two choices now: by lheggland2008-07-03 11:18:58
                      Gee, you make it sound so easy. by Peace_man2008-07-03 11:27:31
                        Stable .gov that will not attack its neighbours. by lheggland2008-07-03 11:32:11
                          And you think this is simple? by Peace_man2008-07-03 11:46:21
                            Watch and learn. by lheggland2008-07-03 11:54:19
                              Objectively and realistically? by Peace_man2008-07-03 12:40:27
                                How many countries has... by lheggland2008-07-03 13:08:17
                                Your belief that the situations are similar, and by Peace_man2008-07-03 14:04:26
                                The probem with your line of thinking is that by lheggland2008-07-03 14:48:51
                                We were talking about differences. by Peace_man2008-07-03 15:00:09
                                Sure, by lheggland2008-07-03 18:04:14
                              Does seem to be entirely different by DesertRat662008-07-03 12:02:02
    Defense by merlin2008-07-03 07:10:02
      Increase size of the forces by DesertRat662008-07-03 08:47:37
      Commander in Chief by symbiont1b2008-07-03 08:22:46
        The President is the Command in Chief by merlin2008-07-03 08:28:15
    Health Care by merlin2008-07-03 07:09:45
      Message from Esbita: by jmaxsohmer2008-07-03 12:42:15
      Tort Reform by DesertRat662008-07-03 08:36:10
      Where do I start? by esbita2008-07-03 08:00:49
        This is a very good evaluation - I agree with most by Peace_man2008-07-03 09:35:23
          I don't think health insurance should be by voxwoman2008-07-03 09:58:18
            Nonprofit vs. for profit. by esbita2008-07-03 10:19:30
          It's a thorny issue of bioethics. by esbita2008-07-03 09:54:20
            Rationing is happening - maybe more than you know. by Peace_man2008-07-03 10:27:36
              Kind of hard to see North by DesertRat662008-07-03 10:53:11
                You are confusing convenience with necessity. by Peace_man2008-07-03 11:25:25
                  Life expectancy calculations are not standardized. by esbita2008-07-03 14:07:45
                  Don't really think I'm confusing anything by DesertRat662008-07-03 11:37:38
                    They will stay right in Ontario. by Peace_man2008-07-03 11:49:31
                      Funny thing that assertion by DesertRat662008-07-03 11:55:37
                        We always did. by Peace_man2008-07-03 12:24:09
              It works because.... by esbita2008-07-03 10:38:25
                I don't think our system would be broken if we by Peace_man2008-07-03 11:08:55
                  Slightly higher cost?! by esbita2008-07-03 14:16:07
      All of the above! by tompaine2008-07-03 07:20:17
        How exactly would you propose to do it? by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 07:23:50
          Apologies for the politics - it's not really hard: by tompaine2008-07-03 09:15:43
            Riddle me this by esbita2008-07-03 09:39:10
          Of course. by esbita2008-07-03 08:02:52
            *thwap* It's too early for snark. by merlin2008-07-03 08:04:31
              You also said... by esbita2008-07-03 08:08:30
                Okay, that's true. (n/t) by merlin2008-07-03 08:20:53
Who has the access codes to the time machine? by hactar the uhhh2008-07-03 07:03:30
  I can give you access by dennismv2008-07-03 10:44:09
  *eats the access codes* (n/t) by merlin2008-07-03 07:28:29
  try this by aprylmae2008-07-03 07:07:29
    *does what aprylmae says* by hactar the uhhh2008-07-03 07:10:20
    You'll be doing what!? by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 07:08:43
*picks lock to the friday closet* by aprylmae2008-07-03 06:27:02
  Dear me! by Rogue19712008-07-03 06:40:19
    *puts on clothes, calls brother* by aprylmae2008-07-03 06:42:55
      Sorry, with a timelock like that, you need a sonic by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:43:41
        thanks, awesome by aprylmae2008-07-03 06:45:21
          o.O heh heh heh heh (n/t) by Snate2008-07-03 09:21:35
    Applies Sonic Screwdriver to timelock. by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:42:07
      *glares severely at confused.brit* by Rogue19712008-07-03 06:45:50
        Teleports closet with timelock to New Zealand by ttlogic2008-07-03 06:50:07
        *gathers 3 toothpicks, a jar of applesauce, by aprylmae2008-07-03 06:49:06
          MacGyver used a '72 vette by Hieraco2008-07-03 07:07:11
            but if he used a 66 corvette by aprylmae2008-07-03 07:08:40
              ~passes sonic screwdriver over just in case~ by confused.brit2008-07-03 07:13:25
                are you thinking what I am thinking by aprylmae2008-07-03 07:16:16
                  Well, I think I am, apryl... by bitflipper2008-07-03 09:31:05
                  erm... by confused.brit2008-07-03 07:30:50
                    hey now by aprylmae2008-07-03 07:35:14
                      I'm not squishing. I'm just pointing out that ya by confused.brit2008-07-03 07:38:27
        Oh and BTW by Rogue19712008-07-03 06:48:49
          *Lights plas cutter* by bitflipper2008-07-03 09:18:21
  Way ahead of you O:) (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-07-03 06:39:34
  *falls out of the closet* by hactar the uhhh2008-07-03 06:28:30
    *puts Hactar back in the closet* by Hieraco2008-07-03 07:05:31
      Help! Help! I'm being repressed! by hactar the uhhh2008-07-03 07:07:05
        (bloody peasant.) (n/t) by werehatrack2008-07-03 07:16:00
          Your Highness, the peasants are revolting! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-03 07:16:53
            You said it. They stink on ice. (n/t) by Phoon2008-07-03 07:17:46
  sp/strewking/streaking (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-03 06:27:33
Is the UF:ET wiki down ? (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-07-03 05:43:00
  Woops, didn't realize the W:ET bar was posted (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-07-03 05:45:59
I'm not feeling so wide-awake anymore by SnArL2008-07-03 05:39:24
  Garlic to the rescue ? by SciSSorS2008-07-03 06:25:55
Out of chewing gum error! by Vectorz2008-07-03 05:38:24
  I don't know what Hex uses the teddy bear for by Miss L. Anyus2008-07-03 08:45:41
  Divide by Cucumber error. by confused.brit2008-07-03 07:43:32
  I have come here by y2kdragon2008-07-03 06:06:05
    Great line indeed by Vectorz2008-07-03 06:31:00
      Objection overruled by y2kdragon2008-07-03 06:49:00
        Alright. by Vectorz2008-07-03 06:54:57
When it rains it pours. by Corvus_One2008-07-03 05:31:23
  ~discretely leaves a box of chocs for all the by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:20:53
  Look on the (not so) bright side... :+) by adiplomat2008-07-03 06:19:39
  Not too long ago, by fudje2008-07-03 06:19:02
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-07-03 05:30:03
I just had a dream about UF. by Skelwar2008-07-03 05:22:21
  Weird; I did too. Though mine was different. by jmaxsohmer2008-07-03 06:41:45
  I did similar. by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:24:46
    Your subconscious *is* you by PeKaJe2008-07-03 06:52:58
      My mom used to do that with games. by Skelwar2008-07-03 07:49:47
        Reflexes are funny things by PeKaJe2008-07-03 10:50:35
  Nope, my post doesn't exist. by Skelwar2008-07-03 05:31:50
    Then create it! Make it exist! (n/t) by dodrian2008-07-03 05:44:15
      I can't remember it anymore :( (n/t) by Skelwar2008-07-03 06:02:41
  You know you spend too much time... by y2kdragon2008-07-03 05:24:02
    Heh, true. by Skelwar2008-07-03 05:30:55
      Sleep-posting by y2kdragon2008-07-03 06:06:45
Project Finished by c3po2008-07-03 05:05:29
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-07-03 04:47:00
  on WCG, now on this. by Anonymous Freak2008-07-03 23:33:20
Has Spore been delayed??? o.O by voxwoman2008-07-03 04:37:08
  Release date 9/7/08 (n/t) by jpprater2008-07-03 07:07:51
  "Spore"? (n/t) by Twitchh2008-07-03 06:48:15
    Spore Spore Spore Spore! by morenna2008-07-03 07:27:28
You have a few minutes to give me fictional names. by dodrian2008-07-03 04:15:21
  GTF - Gordan "The" Freeman (n/t) by todAnthony2008-07-03 12:51:28
  Thomas Louis Armstrong by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 09:45:10
  Puts on anti flame suit Submits JHC by joecrouse2008-07-03 08:29:20
    It's a descriptive name by Stibbons2008-07-03 09:41:10
  RDO, R. Daneel Olivaw (n/t) by hadji2008-07-03 08:04:27
  MMF - Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick by madjo2008-07-03 07:16:14
  'HGT','Hercules Grytpype-Thynne' (n/t) by JimK2008-07-03 06:32:56
  ZB - Zaphod Beeblebrox (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-07-03 06:31:47
  MG - Micheal Garibaldi by Silverfire2008-07-03 06:09:09
  HK -Hello Kitty by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:03:27
    TDT - The Doctor, Timelord (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:04:16
      PHP - Phillip Harold Prentis (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:04:46
        EXE - Edward Xavier Entwhistle (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:05:14
          HS, Howard Saxon (n/t) by madjo2008-07-03 06:06:36
            Shouldnt that be Harold? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:09:58
              I meant that by madjo2008-07-03 06:18:55
          FLV - Florance Lynne Veritas (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:05:44
            BAT - Brenda Anette Thompson (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:06:05
              CGI - Christopher Graeme Ivanovitch (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:07:12
                NET - Norma Elizabeth Titmouse (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:07:47
                  SRD - Steven Russell Davis by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:17:03
                    I do know RTD by madjo2008-07-03 06:22:21
                      STD=RTD by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:25:42
                        Freudian typo. SRD=RTD (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:26:16
                    FOB - Face of Boe (n/t) by confused.brit2008-07-03 06:17:56
  MWK - Senator Melody "Mell" Wildflower Kelly, LLB (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2008-07-03 05:34:40
  HN - Dr Helen "Alpha" Narbon (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2008-07-03 05:32:05
  SH - Sherlock Holmes by sazzer2008-07-03 05:30:42
  AS - Dr Antonio Smith (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2008-07-03 05:28:55
  LM - Professor Lupin "Wolf" Madblood (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2008-07-03 05:26:47
    RJML - Professor Remus John "Moony" Lupin (n/t) by ttlogic2008-07-03 06:56:07
  DD - David "Dave" Davenport (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2008-07-03 05:26:05
  HS, Harri Seldon (n/t) by mridenour2008-07-03 05:24:14
  HBN - Helen Beta Narbon (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2008-07-03 05:23:32
  ASG: Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling by moloko2008-07-03 05:21:41
  PDCL - Petey the Psychobear (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2008-07-03 05:18:24
    AKA Post Dated Check Loan (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2008-07-03 05:21:14
  'AW', Andrew "Ender" Wiggin (n/t) by Tyop2008-07-03 05:17:41
  NAM Nynaeve al'Meara (n/t) by c3po2008-07-03 05:16:22
  'EM' - 'Enzo Matrix' (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-07-03 05:12:20
  HIJJ - Henry "Indiana" Jones Junior by darthludi2008-07-03 05:07:38
  SF, Stephen Falken (n/t) by morenna2008-07-03 05:05:58
  DL, David Lightman (n/t) by morenna2008-07-03 05:05:33
  DB. Dave Bowman (n/t) by morenna2008-07-03 05:03:43
  DHF - Doctor Haywood Floyd by Hieraco2008-07-03 05:02:58
  LPW, Lawrence Pritchard Waterhouse (n/t) by morenna2008-07-03 05:02:23
  DDU, Drizzt Do' Urden (n/t) by morenna2008-07-03 04:58:33
  'Pv','Dr. Peter Venkman' by karl-henrik2008-07-03 04:58:10
  AW, Andrew Wiggin by morenna2008-07-03 04:56:20
    JBD - Julian "Bean" Delphiki (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-07-03 05:21:20
      Ho, Bean! (n/t) by morenna2008-07-03 07:25:58
  MTP - Miranda the Panda :-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 04:55:55
  VMS, Valentine Michael Smith (n/t) by morenna2008-07-03 04:55:26
  JMS - Capt. John Sheridan by voxwoman2008-07-03 04:51:39
    Some more. by Sharku2008-07-03 06:08:05
  FB - Frodo Baggins... by bobmon2008-07-03 04:48:48
  XWP - Xena, Warrior Princess (n/t) by bobmon2008-07-03 04:46:24
  CCB - Choo-Choo Bear (n/t) by oot2008-07-03 04:45:47
  TTP - Tux The Penguin (n/t) by oot2008-07-03 04:43:42
  JMS - J Michael Strazinski (sp?) (n/t) by bobmon2008-07-03 04:43:03
    oops, sorry ("...fictional...") (n/t) by bobmon2008-07-03 04:43:47
  JDF, J Frazer (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 04:28:18
    Yup, fictional by y2kdragon2008-07-03 04:47:04
  I'd also add names with accents on letters by madjo2008-07-03 04:27:50
    I'm surprised you didn't suggest by dodrian2008-07-03 04:33:33
      shush you by madjo2008-07-03 04:36:34
  MMM, Mekkanik Mike by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 04:26:07
This is downright nuts.... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 04:02:57
  Is there a description of the vehicle on by ideur2008-07-03 04:16:55
    nope... nothing... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 04:24:05
      Ouch. by DreadPirate2008-07-03 05:59:08
        obviously the ticket.... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 21:01:18
      oopsie. I'm getting used to unified europe by SciSSorS2008-07-03 05:44:03
  Ask for proof, like the picture taken (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-07-03 04:15:04
  probably took a punt on a fuzzy pic by flirkann2008-07-03 04:12:20
    they dont use pics... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 04:24:35
      Note on a pad? by y2kdragon2008-07-03 05:23:27
  Check it again by y2kdragon2008-07-03 04:10:18
    nope... it's my number all right. by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 04:25:25
      Then fight it by y2kdragon2008-07-03 04:47:42
        yeah... but the court system here is an ass.... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 21:02:34
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-07-03 04:00:02
  ATTN: AndyA by maximumbob2008-07-03 07:30:44
    Even more ATTN: AndyA by Mad Marty2008-07-03 07:49:28
  Is the UF:ET wiki down ? (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-07-03 05:46:24
    Doesn't look like it from here. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-07-03 06:03:44
*does the happy dance* by SnArL2008-07-03 03:59:08
  good... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 04:05:27
    *follows close behind* by y2kdragon2008-07-03 04:08:49
Electric cars... by veran2008-07-03 03:39:28
  I'm a bit worried. by dodrian2008-07-03 04:42:54
    iPods and cars mix, but with undesirable results. by huitzilopochtli2008-07-03 10:33:33
    I heard an article about that by MatthewDBA2008-07-03 05:04:53
      All good ideas by y2kdragon2008-07-03 05:26:42
        Hey, people would move closer by SciSSorS2008-07-03 06:23:19
  I <3 Tesla by y2kdragon2008-07-03 04:06:28
    Yeah, I'm jonesing for a Tesla as well by voxwoman2008-07-03 04:38:33
    Once we have Hydrogen Cars ..... by aix tom2008-07-03 04:23:41
      Isn't Jupiter a bit closer ? by SciSSorS2008-07-03 06:15:27
        Uranus is... by y2kdragon2008-07-03 09:32:14
I should be dead asleep right now by SnArL2008-07-03 03:35:50
  I'm the opposite; by veran2008-07-03 03:41:08
    "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is"? (n/t) by McNutcase2008-07-03 07:17:29
    *eats veran's hammer* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 04:06:06
What if... by skippern2008-07-03 02:03:51
  It might be... by UnFair2008-07-03 03:18:31
Attn: Swedish UFies - is there a Do Not Call list? by Hieraco2008-07-03 01:55:56
  My Solution by y2kdragon2008-07-03 04:04:13
    Here the number is dialed by a computer by Hieraco2008-07-03 09:57:01
  Norway aswell by skippern2008-07-03 02:07:17
  NIX by Corvus_One2008-07-03 02:05:27
    Thanks I'll have the wife look it over by Hieraco2008-07-03 02:31:23
      Don't forget to ask them... by shargo2008-07-03 10:45:24
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2008-07-03 01:30:01
Augh. by undrcvrparothed2008-07-03 01:21:40
Malware takes a serious hit. by Peace_man2008-07-03 01:20:56
  After the fact, once it's detected it's generally by intrinsic2008-07-03 03:06:09
  To have the bug cought by AV, one has to run AV... by EnzoMatrix2008-07-03 01:58:08
  'Microsoft improves security' is like 'Sieve maker by Jeff_UK2008-07-03 01:23:53
    If surface tension is high enough... by raptor_872008-07-03 01:56:34
      fill your PC with honey and all problems go away! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-07-03 02:57:30
I am now older by Spisefisken2008-07-03 01:01:02
  Conga rats on another sun round successfully by Silverfire2008-07-03 06:12:05
  happy 27th,.... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 01:54:00
    Using base 11.5 ? Welcome to weirdboard. by SciSSorS2008-07-03 07:41:09
    Just take the approach one day at a time. by Spisefisken2008-07-03 02:01:49
  congrats by Klymer2008-07-03 01:16:16
  Congrats by c3po2008-07-03 01:07:19
  Congratz. :) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-07-03 01:03:29
  Happy Un-birthday by Hieraco2008-07-03 01:03:23
    Thanks for both by Spisefisken2008-07-03 01:07:58
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-07-03 01:00:01
FireFox 3.0 download record confirmed: by Hieraco2008-07-03 00:37:22
  Certificate by TCabot2008-07-03 05:59:36
  Was there a previous holder of said record? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-07-03 00:39:52
    MS Security updates ? (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-07-03 00:54:27
      Not security (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-07-03 02:33:19
      Not registered.. by EnzoMatrix2008-07-03 00:58:26
      Not "software" by Hieraco2008-07-03 00:56:36
        O rly? by Pandilex2008-07-03 04:27:31
          Is trailer a vehicle? by huitzilopochtli2008-07-03 10:38:48
            But it is not a motor vehicle by Hieraco2008-07-03 11:20:11
              Neither are security updates "executables". by huitzilopochtli2008-07-03 11:57:07
                So if I write a program.... by Pandilex2008-07-04 03:20:28
    No (n/t) by FST7772008-07-03 00:43:46
Attn: mekkanik_mike Re: carb prob by shargo2008-07-03 00:35:27
  also, I wouldn't say the workshop did a bad job... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 02:16:58
  I'll check that tonight... the carb simply slides by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 01:57:13
  Attn: Shargo - Thread jack! by Hieraco2008-07-03 00:48:48
    Ok. Do you have my number? by shargo2008-07-03 00:54:51
      I don't have your number (see Gmail for mine) by Hieraco2008-07-03 01:01:55
        Replied and the bus info is corrected... by shargo2008-07-03 10:54:03
          Thanks for the update. by Hieraco2008-07-03 11:18:50
            Or at least in Norrköping and that's worse ;-) (n/t) by shargo2008-07-03 12:27:26
  Oh btw... by shargo2008-07-03 00:46:11
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-07-03 00:34:12
  Yay for pseudo-Friday! by Nea2008-07-03 08:52:28
    *serves TAD and Blueberry Muffin* by Treehugger2008-07-03 09:58:59
      Thanks! by Nea2008-07-03 10:09:32
  *pulls a bit of string from pocket, teases kitty* by aprylmae2008-07-03 05:50:44
    *serves BAS and Bacon Buttie* by Treehugger2008-07-03 05:55:24
      *gives a truffle* by aprylmae2008-07-03 05:59:35
  Virtual Friday FTW! \o/ by wabbit652008-07-03 04:14:39
    *serves OJ and hugs* by Treehugger2008-07-03 05:08:54
      *reels in treekitty* by wabbit652008-07-03 05:33:18
  My Friday as well by y2kdragon2008-07-03 03:59:04
    Happy country birthday by Treehugger2008-07-03 04:05:10
      Riiiiiight by y2kdragon2008-07-03 04:11:41
  Mornin' Hugger of Trees by confused.brit2008-07-03 03:40:48
    Mornin' Brit of Confusion by Treehugger2008-07-03 03:54:28
      Thanks hun :) by confused.brit2008-07-03 04:01:16
  *brings in ball for kitty* by Electric Storm2008-07-03 01:23:06
    *serves Iced Tea* by Treehugger2008-07-03 01:45:12
      You too! by Electric Storm2008-07-03 01:58:54
  Not. Happy. by Jeff_UK2008-07-03 01:22:46
    *Shot of whiskey in BAS* here ya go Jeff by Hieraco2008-07-03 01:42:58
      :D thank you. needed a laugh (n/t) by jeff_uk2008-07-03 01:53:51
  Good morning by Vectorz2008-07-03 00:45:25
    *serves GAP and cookies* by Treehugger2008-07-03 00:46:37
      Rollercoasters! Weeeee! by Vectorz2008-07-03 00:50:49
        We got cheap tickets from the supermarket by Treehugger2008-07-03 00:55:00
  Morning by afterburner2008-07-03 00:44:01
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-07-03 00:45:44
      Yeah, I did! by afterburner2008-07-03 00:49:28
        Lollercosters! by Treehugger2008-07-03 00:55:41
          Aha, an "amusement" park by afterburner2008-07-03 01:01:02
            I shall point and look hopeful by Treehugger2008-07-03 01:17:50
              Good plan by afterburner2008-07-03 01:26:01
  yay! two more days to go by Klymer2008-07-03 00:36:04
    Wow! That's great! by Treehugger2008-07-03 00:38:04
      orders cream and fish treats for kitty by Klymer2008-07-03 01:14:23
        No Fondling the foliage! by Hieraco2008-07-03 01:17:17
        *Serves choc croissant* by Treehugger2008-07-03 01:17:14
  *tickles kitty* by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 00:35:02
    teehee. you know it's practically friday. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-07-03 06:13:38
    *serves veggie Lasagne* by Treehugger2008-07-03 00:37:30
      {{{{treehugger}}}} by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 01:52:08
Oi Unfair!!! by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 00:18:28
  That might be expensive for a bike in India by UnFair2008-07-03 01:25:31
    yeah... by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 02:15:40
  IDGI... (n/t) by FST7772008-07-03 00:48:11
    mekkanik_mike is referring to... by UnFair2008-07-03 01:30:06
      That and some thought explains the words IDG... by FST7772008-07-03 02:00:07
how to plant a tree by dennismv2008-07-03 00:16:50
  how to plant a tree: by morenna2008-07-03 04:40:56
  You can buy a tree at the local tree-dealer. by veran2008-07-03 03:43:36
  Green side up! by Hieraco2008-07-03 00:26:48
    8" is not 10 cm outside US... by UnFair2008-07-03 01:33:50
      I was just guestimateing it based on the following by Hieraco2008-07-03 01:46:43
        No sweat. Happy floggin'! :-) (n/t) by UnFair2008-07-03 02:20:36
    what? the green side is up?? by Klymer2008-07-03 00:35:18
      Must look peculiar. (n/t) by ErniePi2008-07-03 00:42:45
What am I doing up at this ungodly hour? by toysbfun2008-07-03 00:10:31
  Looking for the UnGod? by Hieraco2008-07-03 00:14:14
    I found the UnGod after some bad pills. by toysbfun2008-07-03 00:16:10
Typo.... by c3po2008-07-03 00:04:50
  Another one: by FST7772008-07-03 00:59:09
  [shakes head] Keep reading that as TYOP by klar_at_work2008-07-03 00:29:20
    if you shake it enough by c3po2008-07-03 00:32:31
      *tries to shake the Scandinavian Moderator* (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-07-03 00:37:42
        not him... your head .. you *beep* (n/t) by c3po2008-07-03 01:04:34
      poty? ptoy? (n/t) by Klymer2008-07-03 00:37:01
        Don't you *dare* poty on the board! by toysbfun2008-07-03 00:38:54
  Comic sent to UFie Mistakes (n/t) by Hieraco2008-07-03 00:13:25
My wife chose for me by Spisefisken2008-07-03 00:04:38
  US Ufies probably don't know what week 41 is by Hieraco2008-07-03 01:16:12
    In other words, ISO 8601 (n/t) by IByte2008-07-03 09:16:03
    ...and I'm still no wiser... by urbanmyth2008-07-03 02:36:02
      No significance by Spisefisken2008-07-03 02:49:03
        /me feels let down :p (n/t) by urbanmyth2008-07-03 03:25:42
          Oh but he didn't mention the feasting and dancing by Hieraco2008-07-03 03:44:55
            wheeee! Party on down... no... wait... by urbanmyth2008-07-03 06:02:36
    All you have to do is this by Spisefisken2008-07-03 01:21:20
  Even better, any LI Ufies there? by klar_at_work2008-07-03 00:30:10
    LI == LinkedIn? by Spisefisken2008-07-03 00:35:35
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-07-03 00:03:50
  What was the 1st laptop to have a webcam built in? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-07-03 00:05:33
what's spore anyway? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 00:01:23
  Have a look at CTRL ALT DELETE, by klar_at_work2008-07-03 00:31:46
    Linky-winky by toysbfun2008-07-03 00:35:44
      ZOMG by y2kdragon2008-07-03 03:55:15
  Are you serious? by Hieraco2008-07-03 00:07:58
    *sighs*   x86 only. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-07-03 00:12:59
      And Windows... *grrr* by shadowsystems2008-07-03 00:15:54
        I'd need a new graphics card first. by ripley82008-07-03 00:26:31
          Why do we boycot EA again? (n/t) by FST7772008-07-03 00:52:30
            Insane DRM, in my case... by theM2008-07-03 01:37:53
            They don't pay developers enough overtime? by toysbfun2008-07-03 01:29:05
        Maybe it's good under Cedega. by toysbfun2008-07-03 00:17:45
          (Shrugs) Dunno, I can't afford Cedega... =} by shadowsystems2008-07-03 00:20:25
            Nope... Requires a membership to download by shadowsystems2008-07-03 00:22:22
              You could try CrossOver games by madjo2008-07-03 01:24:42
              might have to wait a while by flirkann2008-07-03 00:27:41
      Yeah, won't run on PPC macs :-( by Hieraco2008-07-03 00:15:15
  I assume another .... game by ideur2008-07-03 00:04:29
  It's some game with alien animals. by toysbfun2008-07-03 00:04:02
    Hurump by merfax2008-07-03 00:11:51
      That'll come out about the same time we get by raptor_872008-07-03 01:58:58
      Hurump 2 by klar_at_work2008-07-03 00:32:45
        Hurump 3 by madjo2008-07-03 01:25:50
      :-( by sgrunt2008-07-03 00:31:53
Translations by Nea2008-07-03 00:01:01
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by Liguste2008-07-03 00:11:21
    von c3po by c3po2008-07-03 00:13:22
    by Liguste by Liguste2008-07-03 00:12:49
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-07-03 00:00:00
  TheDJgotlostwithDoreenfromaccountinginalightwinesa by Hieraco2008-07-03 00:00:58
    Black in Safari 3.0.4 (n/t) by Hieraco2008-07-03 01:39:17
    Jinx by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 00:02:15
  TheDJgotlostwithDoreenfromaccountinginalightwinesa (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-07-03 00:00:49

 

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