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Cartoon for Jun 02, 2008
Strip for Jun 02, 2008
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. . . *phppt* *sigh* Gee whiz. . . by taitano2008-06-03 23:32:48
  Oops. Wrong by taitano2008-06-03 23:33:55
I meant 'Amsterdam' by k2OS2008-06-03 10:00:26
Happy birthday joecrouse !!!!! (n/t) by joresgump2008-06-03 07:42:35
  Many good wishes coming your way, by DrDeisel2008-06-03 08:35:43
Roll over, roll over, roll over... (n/t) by vectorz2008-06-03 00:00:48
Wow. We just ha a guy quit after one day by oedlan2008-06-02 23:56:51
Dang! I have to boot into Windows. by Peace_man2008-06-02 22:45:56
  VMware by smiffy2008-06-02 22:55:21
    Yeah, maybe I'll install that some day. by Peace_man2008-06-02 23:04:12
      And here is the proof. by Peace_man2008-06-02 23:21:53
        Silly grin? All are grinning on that picture by UnFair2008-06-02 23:49:00
          My wife is breeding standard and miniature by Peace_man2008-06-03 08:24:39
        I added a few more pictures of his accomplishments by Peace_man2008-06-02 23:29:43
          Aaaand I'm back in Ubuntu. by Peace_man2008-06-02 23:44:52
I go to bed now.. I wish you peace.. by Garrinka2008-06-02 22:13:25
  Sleep well. Get better. (n/t) by Peace_man2008-06-02 22:15:27
(Leaves a veritable mountain of brightly coloured by shadowsystems2008-06-02 21:50:47
  REESESPIECESYUMYUMYUM (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-06-02 22:45:40
  hehe :) you can have mine hon.. by Garrinka2008-06-02 21:58:32
Who else is watching the Stanly Cup finals? by tully2008-06-02 21:48:19
  Oh well. One more game to go then. (n/t) by Peace_man2008-06-02 21:52:40
*That* was a good phone call. by toysbfun2008-06-02 21:40:47
  Wow... wish I could stay for THIS one. by kf4oyt2008-06-02 22:23:38
    I think I'll repost it tomorrow. by toysbfun2008-06-02 22:41:28
  I think you may both be right. by Peace_man2008-06-02 21:46:23
    Shouldn't a population's behavior be similar to by toysbfun2008-06-02 21:55:45
      Well, yes and no. by Peace_man2008-06-02 22:14:48
        Glad you said "whatever that is". by kf4oyt2008-06-02 22:34:39
          I had to. by Peace_man2008-06-02 22:38:06
            a(b+c) = ab+ac     (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-02 22:39:37
              Does that work for vectors? by kf4oyt2008-06-02 22:47:53
  You realise she's right, right? :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-06-02 21:44:12
    *whap* a man never admits that a woman is right ;) by Garrinka2008-06-02 21:45:34
      Tell that to 'bita :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-06-02 21:48:36
  :P me no think after 10 pm.. by Garrinka2008-06-02 21:43:16
    In a nutshell... by toysbfun2008-06-02 21:52:18
      I prefer to state it in another way. by Peace_man2008-06-02 21:54:16
ATTN: SnappingTurtle, re: Ubuntu issues. by sgrunt2008-06-02 21:13:03
  And as a side note for my caution: by sgrunt2008-06-02 21:16:35
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-06-02 21:00:02
  what do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 23:40:08
  *buys a round for the board* by Garrinka2008-06-02 21:40:42
    *grabs a stick and rolls the round* (n/t) by Danu2008-06-02 22:04:56
      trips over by Danu2008-06-02 22:30:17
    I'll drink to that. by kiwifruit2008-06-02 22:00:00
      eh hon.. we don't mean too.. by Garrinka2008-06-02 22:03:22
        Yea, see, your an adult tho... by kiwifruit2008-06-03 05:32:45
  I will drink till I die by MadnessASAP2008-06-02 21:11:48
    Dude, alcohol is the long road going nowhere by EnzoMatrix2008-06-03 05:49:37
  *slaps down a 1.27782 million Gawknork on the bar* by taitano2008-06-02 21:04:19
    Taitano!!!! by EnzoMatrix2008-06-03 05:57:44
    *nudges the gawknork aside* by Bastetsmuse2008-06-02 21:17:42
Quick Pole: by taitano2008-06-02 20:36:39
Quick poll: by taitano2008-06-02 20:34:24
  links and links+ by ideur2008-06-02 23:36:53
  Arachne. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2008-06-02 22:37:55
  GoogleBot (n/t) by maximumbob2008-06-02 22:01:11
  Dillo. Seamonkey. Iceweasle. (n/t) by tully2008-06-02 21:58:38
  Konqueror (n/t) by oot2008-06-02 21:42:19
  lynx? by Tyop2008-06-02 20:50:09
    The guy in the green hat. . . carries a sword and by taitano2008-06-02 20:53:37
      Yes by Tyop2008-06-02 21:03:24
*beeep* *click* *fwshhhhh* by taitano2008-06-02 20:31:26
  {{{taitano}}} by morenna2008-06-03 05:14:49
  {{{{taitano}}}} by Electric Storm2008-06-03 00:55:29
  Welcome back. By the way, I very much liked the by DrDeisel2008-06-02 21:40:30
  Drat. Missed him too. by Silverfire2008-06-02 21:33:47
  danggit.. just missed ya :( by Garrinka2008-06-02 21:23:36
  13.5 years ago by Bastetsmuse2008-06-02 21:16:32
  {{{UFies}}} Tanks guise. by taitano2008-06-02 21:15:40
  {{{taitano}}} by Snate2008-06-02 20:58:37
  That was quite a hard bounce. by Danu2008-06-02 20:55:07
  {{{taitano}}} by purplepineapple2008-06-02 20:48:56
  Good to hear from you again. by Peace_man2008-06-02 20:39:18
    ... Hmmm... Al... ber... taaa... by taitano2008-06-02 20:43:15
      Fall is a great time to come here. by skippy-ish_guy2008-06-02 23:51:48
  *hugs* by oot2008-06-02 20:35:32
  *hugs* by kiwifruit2008-06-02 20:35:28
  You can email me. I'm labratus on the by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:35:11
One board-related election thought... by leistico2008-06-02 20:06:37
Election thoughts (while I still can) by toysbfun2008-06-02 20:00:27
  P.S. - I just heard MI, FL votes are being counted by toysbfun2008-06-02 20:16:22
    They are counting the votes... by VivianC2008-06-02 20:46:53
      I'm a little unclear on something by desertrat662008-06-02 20:55:14
        Is that a Dred Scott joke? by VivianC2008-06-02 21:15:45
          Now that would be a dreadful pun... by desertrat662008-06-02 21:24:26
            I'm pretty sure it was a joke by altordwm2008-06-02 21:30:05
        So, who gets "uncommitted" Looks as though by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:59:40
          BO gets a 0 in MI. by VivianC2008-06-02 21:16:57
            DNC rules committee says uncommitted goes to Obama by themadkansan2008-06-02 21:30:58
              What's that I hear? by desertrat662008-06-02 21:49:48
              If they want to be fair.... by lheggland2008-06-02 21:37:05
                No, if they really wanted to be fair, by Peace_man2008-06-02 21:51:55
                  Hehe, by lheggland2008-06-02 22:07:27
                    That is possible. by Peace_man2008-06-02 22:16:50
              Too bad for Hill and crowd. *sarcastic waa* by Silverfire2008-06-02 21:35:56
              Thanks for the linky TMK (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-02 21:35:06
                YW. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2008-06-02 21:35:30
    MI or FL? (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:24:04
      I'm pretty sure they're counting both. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-02 20:26:31
        I know. What state do you live in? by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:30:58
          Ditto. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-02 20:37:23
            Where? Tis a big state. I'm in the panhandle (n/t by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:38:41
              The southwest... where it stays warm in the winter (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-02 21:32:35
    File a lawsuit. You may well get class-action by subbywan2008-06-02 20:19:24
Attn: MODS. by Peace_man2008-06-02 19:53:07
  Suggestion by oot2008-06-02 20:28:26
    Can we get it autoposted (or have a dedicated by hobbs2008-06-02 21:17:15
    Leave it to oot to keep a clear head on the issues by desertrat662008-06-02 20:53:51
      :-) (n/t) by oot2008-06-02 21:28:20
    Pardon the pun, but I'll vote for that... by shadowsystems2008-06-02 20:49:13
      Might want to be careful of the scope by oot2008-06-02 21:24:34
      Only three?! by desertrat662008-06-02 20:56:17
      How 'bout a whiner's thread then. We can by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:52:32
    this is a really good idea :) (n/t) by symbiont1b2008-06-02 20:45:18
    Did that last time by desertrat662008-06-02 20:35:44
      I've no problem with that. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:37:40
        Sounds like a good idea. (n/t) by Peace_man2008-06-02 20:44:33
          We could call it "TheSoapBox" by Lab Rat2008-06-02 21:07:10
            I'm not sure what to call it. by Peace_man2008-06-02 21:37:14
              Doesn't matter what we call it. by Lab Rat2008-06-02 21:44:16
            It's a good start by ag__wyvern2008-06-02 21:19:45
  That's a policy decision. by Illiad2008-06-02 20:18:54
  It's an interesting question, though. by Didactylos2008-06-02 20:09:03
    I wouldn't mind the election posts by symbiont1b2008-06-02 20:40:05
      Well put. (n/t) by Didactylos2008-06-02 20:59:48
    It's a tough line to draw. by Peace_man2008-06-02 20:32:42
      It makes those agreeing look bad, too. by Didactylos2008-06-02 21:04:44
      Banning politics might be taking it a bit too far by oot2008-06-02 20:42:02
        What a coincidence! by Peace_man2008-06-02 20:53:18
    Or, we can just ignore the election-related posts by Concept2008-06-02 20:26:04
      Ignore stuff we don't like and aren't affected by? by toysbfun2008-06-02 20:28:24
        Well, I am technically a Unix admin. ;) (n/t) by Concept2008-06-02 20:29:20
Um, Illiad or whoever is interested, by DrDeisel2008-06-02 19:37:54
NOW kitteh wants to sleep on my neck by voxwoman2008-06-02 19:31:22
  Pictures? (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:32:06
    of what? My mauled carcass? by voxwoman2008-06-02 19:38:30
      Ooooooohhh, the sweetness by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:49:56
      now she's passed out on my lap by voxwoman2008-06-02 19:40:21
        They have their moments good and bad. by Silverfire2008-06-02 21:46:33
why free ? by dennismv2008-06-02 19:26:34
  Nothing is free. by Didactylos2008-06-02 20:12:51
  Have you earned your oxygen today? by raptor_872008-06-02 19:31:05
    Yeah, through the arcology's oxygen tax. by toysbfun2008-06-02 19:39:41
      Could be worse. by UmbralRaptor2008-06-02 19:47:58
    oooh by dennismv2008-06-02 19:35:43
      Heh. (snark FTW!) by UmbralRaptor2008-06-02 19:42:56
  sex? (n/t) by Woodburn2008-06-02 19:27:45
    ok uhmmmm by dennismv2008-06-02 19:30:11
Mom always said we are judged by the by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:02:14
  OI! EVERYONE JUST DROP IT NOW. by themadkansan2008-06-02 19:42:59
    Come post at the pub, if you want.. by kiwifruit2008-06-02 21:40:59
    Seconded by oot2008-06-02 20:31:50
      Yeah, that scrolling is soooo exhausting :-P (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:40:26
        Not the scrolling, the =vitriol=. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-06-02 20:42:36
  hmm by dennismv2008-06-02 19:42:48
  The other guy's ok, he's just old. by tallastro2008-06-02 19:20:33
    That's why his VP choice is considered crucial by desertrat662008-06-02 20:24:19
      I've met Bobby Jindal. Good man. by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:46:18
    He made a lovely Zombie though by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:30:16
  You really have a problem with Obama, don't you? by Peace_man2008-06-02 19:12:08
    Don't like his politics. by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:16:17
      Illiad has asked us not to spread too much by Peace_man2008-06-02 19:22:22
        I don't hate him. Don't like his politics by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:26:56
          Not quite bipartisan by tallastro2008-06-02 19:58:18
            Zombie page is mostly bi-partisan by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:18:19
              So you admit that you are wrong politically? ;-p by tallastro2008-06-02 20:37:32
            Well in all fairness by desertrat662008-06-02 20:08:55
              So you think her images will even out by tallastro2008-06-02 20:20:03
                Maybe by desertrat662008-06-02 20:26:20
                I'll 'shop'em as I see 'em by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:25:56
          Some people are like you and have a hate that by Peace_man2008-06-02 19:30:33
            MODS!! Ad-homs are a no-no P_M. (n/t) by merlin2008-06-02 19:31:20
              Let it go...I've been referred to in far worse by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:36:43
                You are right. I only know you from what you post by Peace_man2008-06-02 19:38:21
                  That is why I let that stuff go by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:42:23
                I think you are mistaking hateful with unbroken :) (n/t) by imperito2008-06-02 19:37:34
              Wow. That was inappropriate. by Peace_man2008-06-02 19:36:10
                I've called out DR, LabRat and the others when by merlin2008-06-02 19:39:15
                  Feel free to link to such posts. by Peace_man2008-06-02 19:41:03
                    So, you make a blanket statement and now the onus by merlin2008-06-02 19:43:19
                      Feel better soon. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:52:21
                    why? he isn't on trial. (n/t) by Woodburn2008-06-02 19:42:19
              That's not an ad hom by subbywan2008-06-02 19:34:49
                Oh, please. BO's judgement or lack thereof by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:39:40
                  I meant yours, not his :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-06-02 19:41:32
              I don't think it's an ad-hom. by Phoon2008-06-02 19:33:39
                He is acussing lab_rat of hating Obama to the poin by Woodburn2008-06-02 19:39:01
                I'm not hateful. Therefore not a fact. by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:38:27
    We could always discuss his Senate record. by VivianC2008-06-02 19:14:52
      What about the "hundreds of pieces of by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:17:26
  I dunno ... by subbywan2008-06-02 19:07:22
    Maybe a little by desertrat662008-06-02 20:18:25
      Not if we factor in the arms sales. (n/t) by subbywan2008-06-02 20:21:12
        *snort*, What arms sales? by lheggland2008-06-02 20:42:30
          As I recall by desertrat662008-06-02 20:48:16
            All I have been able to find is commercial helos. by lheggland2008-06-02 21:06:12
              IIRC by desertrat662008-06-02 21:31:07
        Hmmm... by desertrat662008-06-02 20:33:16
          Dear god ... There's always an excuse, isn't there (n/t) by subbywan2008-06-02 20:37:49
            Well in this case I'd call it a reason by desertrat662008-06-02 20:44:41
        Who's selling arms? I need a coupla spares by Lab Rat2008-06-02 20:28:01
    Not lame at all. They can both be wrong by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:09:52
      *ponders* by subbywan2008-06-02 19:18:09
        Well, I've had better work, that is true by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:22:50
Eat while you're talking to me on the phone... by Illiad2008-06-02 18:36:32
  What's the *crunch, crunch* muhwuh *crunch* wuh by taitano2008-06-02 20:50:48
  when this happens to me by dennismv2008-06-02 19:33:02
  could be worse. Could be purging food :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-06-02 19:00:19
    Thank you for that disgusting audio... (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:07:06
  This is possibly stereotypical, but... by intrinsic2008-06-02 18:53:16
    I believe that is true. by Peace_man2008-06-02 19:03:20
    easy solution by vampire2008-06-02 18:58:23
      Nah, just staple his mouth shut. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-02 19:04:38
    I noticed that too by Snate2008-06-02 18:55:20
  Don't call me when I'm eating then. (n/t) by tallastro2008-06-02 18:46:40
    Or don't schedule a 2 hour telecon at 11:30 by abaron2008-06-02 18:51:54
  nom nom nom.... by kiwifruit2008-06-02 18:44:47
  Or how about when they call while they're by shadowsystems2008-06-02 18:39:35
  But the chewing time is really just thinking time by abaron2008-06-02 18:38:30
Google Logo Gone Lower-Case by smiffy2008-06-02 18:36:32
  Yeah, I noticed that a few days back. (n/t) by intrinsic2008-06-02 18:38:34
    Takes a while... by smiffy2008-06-02 19:09:59
Interesting, Morse code is the first "language" by Concept2008-06-02 18:31:24
Random poll of the moment by UGuardian2008-06-02 18:30:04
  The next time any of you see a large older fellow, by Danu2008-06-02 22:01:01
  Zagnuts are awesome, but... by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 19:55:39
  protein bars... by Garrinka2008-06-02 19:27:32
  i don't like candy bars. :-P by morenna2008-06-02 19:11:10
  Kit Kat or Coffee Crisp or Fruit & Nut by DrDeisel2008-06-02 18:51:30
  Mars bar. by radiowave9112008-06-02 18:46:17
  Reeses Peanut Butter Cups! (n/t) by kiwifruit2008-06-02 18:40:37
  If Reese's Big Cups qualify... by Phoon2008-06-02 18:40:34
  Mmmmm, Cherry Ripe by intrinsic2008-06-02 18:37:22
  Charleston Chew (n/t) by tallastro2008-06-02 18:37:21
  Coffee Crisp by Illiad2008-06-02 18:32:01
Hrm. Odd note... by Phoon2008-06-02 18:14:03
  I chained through 5 different machines once. by themadkansan2008-06-02 18:28:07
    Pish by intrinsic2008-06-02 18:35:32
  I used to do that with VNC ;o) (n/t) by intrinsic2008-06-02 18:15:45
    Funny you should say that... by Phoon2008-06-02 18:19:37
Lots of Geek Parents here by Illiad2008-06-02 17:59:13
  kind of hard to delineate with us.. by Garrinka2008-06-02 20:08:16
  Before deciding what type of parents SO and I are, by Danu2008-06-02 19:27:09
  Pretty Mainstream... by VivianC2008-06-02 19:12:24
  I think I've become more "mainstream" by voxwoman2008-06-02 18:22:58
    *snerk* (n/t) by vampire2008-06-02 18:59:50
  Usually only with casual contact to we seem main- by tallastro2008-06-02 18:22:39
  Not mainstream here! by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 18:17:35
  I think I'd have to say not mainstream. by abaron2008-06-02 18:10:38
    3 weeks?! Get back to me in 14 years. by voxwoman2008-06-02 18:19:02
      Sure we're noobs... by abaron2008-06-02 18:24:38
        Probably right here :P (n/t) by voxwoman2008-06-02 18:32:21
          I hope so! by abaron2008-06-02 18:34:23
  Not mainstream! by kiwifruit2008-06-02 18:03:52
  Define "mainstream"? (n/t) by voxwoman2008-06-02 18:00:22
    Yeah, tough one. by Illiad2008-06-02 18:03:15
      Well whenever I go down the street by desertrat662008-06-02 20:38:33
Anyone heard from Taitano yet? by confused.brit2008-06-02 17:48:44
  What did I miss? (n/t) by hadji2008-06-02 17:54:35
    Last heard of.... by confused.brit2008-06-02 17:57:42
      i wanna know what one he is in by thethinman2008-06-02 18:04:42
        *sits on the edge of the board* by kiwifruit2008-06-02 18:23:08
    Nevermind. Found it. :-( (n/t) by hadji2008-06-02 17:57:07
      Where? (n/t) by kiwifruit2008-06-02 17:58:34
        ^^ see up by confused.brit2008-06-02 17:59:24
          Thank you! by kiwifruit2008-06-02 18:01:38
            Me too. by confused.brit2008-06-02 18:07:08
Quick Poll: How many parents here? by Illiad2008-06-02 17:22:57
  Yep - two teenagers (n/t) by urbanmyth2008-06-03 02:16:39
  me too... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 21:52:28
  Yup, 5 kids here (n/t) by leejam2008-06-02 21:20:20
  *aye* by ag__wyvern2008-06-02 21:00:05
  Me. 1 daughter. (n/t) by notdeadyet2008-06-02 20:57:30
  Aye - 2 girls and a boy / and a grand daughter & by tully2008-06-02 20:24:21
  Raises hand (n/t) by techi8702008-06-02 20:04:58
  Aye. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-06-02 20:00:58
  one here :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-06-02 19:28:33
  Yo \O/' Here is another (n/t) by Hieraco2008-06-02 19:26:04
  yup, me times 2 (n/t) by bluedog9872008-06-02 19:18:09
  5 month old teething boy :) (n/t) by Master_Rahl222008-06-02 19:18:02
  Times two here. by radiowave9112008-06-02 18:19:13
  yes (n/t) by tallastro2008-06-02 18:16:22
  Yup right here! by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 18:14:16
  Raises hand by abaron2008-06-02 18:07:14
  Do I count? (n/t) by raptillicus2008-06-02 17:55:15
  *has enough trouble taking care of self* (n/t) by MrTrick2008-06-02 17:54:52
  we have 2 kids by laserman2008-06-02 17:54:33
  Biological (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2008-06-02 17:53:52
  Micah rw and I both are (n/t) by AprylMae2008-06-02 17:52:58
  Hello. by ChuckAB2008-06-02 17:51:08
  Yo! (n/t) by desertrat662008-06-02 17:50:44
  *raises hand* (n/t) by parastra2008-06-02 17:48:23
  *raises hand and waits suspiciously for next TLP* by Danu2008-06-02 17:47:09
  <Lurch> You Rang? </Lurch> (n/t) by XndeX2008-06-02 17:39:00
    Ooh, Tang! (n/t) by hadji2008-06-02 17:40:42
      hadji hijack! by XndeX2008-06-02 17:42:15
        Better. Still coughing, and eating mac and cheese by hadji2008-06-02 17:44:41
  *waves* (n/t) by kiwifruit2008-06-02 17:35:57
  *raises hand* (n/t) by voxwoman2008-06-02 17:33:20
  *raises hand* by kaeli2008-06-02 17:32:56
  Howdy. (n/t) by vivianc2008-06-02 17:32:55
Hah - my city in IT Crowd Season 2 by maximumbob2008-06-02 17:13:58
  You ever get down to WS?? by robertltux2008-06-02 21:10:54
  I love the IT Crowd! by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 19:57:40
Ubuntu, "Hardy", inkscape by SnappingTurtle2008-06-02 16:42:40
  See here by hobbs2008-06-02 18:54:26
  Can you show us your sources.lst? by sgrunt2008-06-02 17:16:28
    Ubuntu 6.06.2 LTS by SnappingTurtle2008-06-02 17:38:20
Yipee, my DVDs are here! by Snate2008-06-02 16:27:03
  Ooooh (seethe) by voxwoman2008-06-02 17:46:45
  Who? (n/t) by vampire2008-06-02 17:15:54
    Stephen Fry. Hugh Laurie. by hadji2008-06-02 17:38:02
Icon ideas needed. by AndyA2008-06-02 16:16:37
  Go with a door. by Didactylos2008-06-02 18:28:55
  2 Icons for floor plan and satellite photo by voxwoman2008-06-02 17:51:57
  Let's consult the iChing... by kahuana2008-06-02 17:00:39
    SOTM: "Electric Eye" - Judas Priest by kahuana2008-06-02 17:04:08
  The problem here... by smiffy2008-06-02 16:27:35
    I'd come to the same conclusion on the satellite by AndyA2008-06-02 16:47:50
  Richness of colours. by confused.brit2008-06-02 16:25:18
    Sorry, for map and arial, add yellow road to the by confused.brit2008-06-02 16:26:13
      Thought that was going to be 'Emerald City' ;-) (n/t) by smiffy2008-06-02 16:29:37
        Nope. Lost me ruby slippers. by confused.brit2008-06-02 16:31:15
Need help finding two sites by temjin2008-06-02 16:16:26
  The second is probably Computer Stupidities by Didactylos2008-06-02 17:25:40
  The first one is "Clientcopia"... by shadowsystems2008-06-02 16:36:26
SOT-flogging-M: What Do You Do With A Drunken UFie by krikkert2008-06-02 15:48:10
  that's awfully piratey-standard lyrics there by voxwoman2008-06-02 17:58:06
  Left side ad was for a "Drunken Salor" ringtone! (n/t) by ChuckAB2008-06-02 17:53:38
    s/Salor/Sailor (n/t) by ChuckAB2008-06-02 17:54:53
  Re: Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him, by desertrat662008-06-02 16:58:10
Hmmm... Interresting quote about Apple.. by Bonzo2008-06-02 15:46:38
  What a steaming load of... by suicide_king2008-06-02 21:05:20
  Heard of Webkit? by toysbfun2008-06-02 16:34:38
  There is evidence to the contrary of #1 by Anonymous Freak2008-06-02 16:15:34
    Probably too small a sampling. :P (n/t) by krikkert2008-06-02 16:18:22
      Plus a rather non-IQ test by EndlessWaves2008-06-02 16:36:14
        Well, by krikkert2008-06-02 16:48:29
      Googlebot scored 92... by Anonymous Freak2008-06-02 16:23:28
  Heh. I think cause and effect aren't obvious to me by Peace_man2008-06-02 16:04:52
  I highly disagree with 2. by dodrian2008-06-02 16:03:14
OT: Man, that was disconcerting. by zelda2008-06-02 15:33:48
  I visited Fermilab recently by hobbs2008-06-02 15:59:21
Ah, but did she manage to get a sample for analysi by DrDeisel2008-06-02 14:52:30
  "Potentially explosive" evidence? by AndyA2008-06-02 15:22:25
  Notice where they placed the story. by run.dll2008-06-02 15:15:22
  You owe me a new scepto-meter. by RetiQlum22008-06-02 15:11:58
    omg by symbiont1b2008-06-02 17:03:56
    FIne - where can I get a used scepto-meter? by DrDeisel2008-06-02 15:25:49
Why bookstores suck. by run.dll2008-06-02 14:37:11
  *hugs my bookstores* :) by Garrinka2008-06-02 15:57:31
    Here in Burlington, On by MadnessASAP2008-06-02 21:21:53
    I envy your Borders by esbita2008-06-02 16:11:05
      The Borders here has a good sci-fi section by EndlessWaves2008-06-02 16:22:47
      I like the graphic novel section myself :) by Garrinka2008-06-02 16:14:01
      Borders is quite a drive from here. by Phoon2008-06-02 16:12:31
        I've B&N and Borders a mile from my office by esbita2008-06-02 16:45:39
        Books-a-Million is pretty cool too.. by Garrinka2008-06-02 16:16:47
          They're the ones I mentioned earlier, by Phoon2008-06-02 16:23:19
            unless it's about avoiding complaints? by swisscheese2008-06-02 17:50:12
              note: I ran a used-book store for several years... by swisscheese2008-06-02 17:56:48
            They have to follow demand by esbita2008-06-02 16:55:13
              Public libraries are just as guilty. by run.dll2008-06-02 17:00:22
  Agreed by smiffy2008-06-02 15:37:27
    Dewey, schmewey. by Phoon2008-06-02 15:57:48
    And here I was jealous of the bookstore selection by etwas_egal2008-06-02 15:48:08
  Do they shelve Behe and O'Leary under "science"? by Phoon2008-06-02 14:53:19
    That goes a long way to explain... by swisscheese2008-06-02 17:12:26
    I've seen 'Dianetics' shelved in 'Science Fiction' by staticsan2008-06-02 16:53:12
      Probably where it belongs by swisscheese2008-06-02 17:05:30
    What's there to write about atheism? by krikkert2008-06-02 15:24:05
    I can't resist the urge to reshelve books :-) by run.dll2008-06-02 15:12:06
      PS: Was the book in question by Phoon2008-06-02 15:22:39
        No. I can't recall the exact title, by run.dll2008-06-02 15:54:28
          IIRC, "Tao of Physics" was written by a physicist by swisscheese2008-06-02 17:01:33
            Yes. Capra is a physicist. by run.dll2008-06-02 17:19:35
              IIRC by swisscheese2008-06-02 17:39:04
                I've heard that, by run.dll2008-06-02 17:54:35
      Doesn't work too well here. by Phoon2008-06-02 15:20:09
  That is a nice thing about university towns. by AndyA2008-06-02 14:47:54
  Also, how long does it take to get a book on the by confused.brit2008-06-02 14:42:42
  at least you have. by subbywan2008-06-02 14:40:59
    Mine's about 15. by Phoon2008-06-02 14:50:45
      2 Hours Drive by smiffy2008-06-02 15:47:29
We are now, officially, living in the future. by Jeff_Uk2008-06-02 14:12:23
  Now why's the room full of smoke? :) (n/t) by hobbs2008-06-02 16:20:12
  Nope by basher202008-06-02 14:27:29
    Very Jetsons if you put a plastic bubble around it by DrDeisel2008-06-02 14:56:35
    Your drove it into your flying pool by Sterling_Ag2008-06-02 14:30:35
  Neat, how'd you get it to clean your room? (n/t) by krikkert2008-06-02 14:15:31
    And where did the furniture go? by confused.brit2008-06-02 14:18:56
      it's right under the red carpet by joresgump2008-06-02 14:21:14
        bidimensional? by momothefiddler2008-06-02 14:27:24
        dude, it's parquet flooring. :P (n/t) by Jeff_Uk2008-06-02 14:26:40
          what am I smoking, do you say? (n/t) by joresgump2008-06-02 15:30:47
  What software did you use? by sgrunt2008-06-02 14:15:25
    da, really easy. by Jeff_Uk2008-06-02 14:18:19
      which engine does that use? (n/t) by unjust2008-06-02 14:28:34
        Blender's the modelling tool, indigo the rendering by Jeff_Uk2008-06-02 14:38:52
          what rendering engine does indigo use? by unjust2008-06-02 15:43:09
            apparently path tracing.... by unjust2008-06-02 16:13:12
  Do what? Clean your bedroom? (n/t) by VivianC2008-06-02 14:15:02
Why Paco dislikes Harley-Davidson and so should U by SnArL2008-06-02 14:11:55
  Remides me of this... by swisscheese2008-06-02 17:43:29
  A pretty broad brush by Illiad2008-06-02 15:23:57
  I'm not a rider, but by basher202008-06-02 14:45:34
    Their newer motors are much better than their old by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 14:47:34
  When our first chef at the inn... by RetiQlum22008-06-02 14:36:41
    Still can't go reverse huh? (n/t) by esbita2008-06-02 16:43:46
  Bwahahahaha! that was great! by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 14:19:45
    I've always shown a preference for bikes... by bitflipper2008-06-02 14:23:23
      I should have bought the BMW I was looking by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 14:33:00
        Yeah, the ones that get away always hurt the most by bitflipper2008-06-02 14:51:39
          ouchie. Yeah, If I had bought that bike I am by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 14:55:12
  *Snerk* by DesertRat662008-06-02 14:18:07
Rat update by oot2008-06-02 14:04:32
  Glad to hear your rats are better. by desiredusername2008-06-02 14:47:28
I'm writing my resume. Bah by raptillicus2008-06-02 13:47:15
  grab an fifth grade english teacher by robertltux2008-06-02 22:03:52
  Have you looked online for some suggestions? by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 14:11:05
  my CV from a few years back. by Jeff_Uk2008-06-02 14:03:01
Video card: PCI, PCIe x1, PCIe x16? by ag__wyvern2008-06-02 13:44:26
  x16 is the fastest bandwith and should be used by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 13:53:48
    I have 2 (two! haa haa haa) PCIe 1x twinhead cards by kahuana2008-06-02 17:10:43
    Gotcha, thanks. (n/t) by ag__wyvern2008-06-02 13:58:10
  I didn't even think PCI vid cards still existed. by Snate2008-06-02 13:49:27
    thanks.. next question... how's this one? by ag__wyvern2008-06-02 13:52:06
      that'd work by Freakazoid2008-06-02 14:04:28
        Thanks... by ag__wyvern2008-06-02 14:08:59
          one thing I just thought of: by Freakazoid2008-06-02 14:12:23
            (raises hand) yep, done that...had to clear the by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 14:14:53
            :-) (n/t) by ag__wyvern2008-06-02 14:13:01
      <Deleted><Deleted>2008-06-02 13:55:33
        Mod'd: Double. (n/t) by Tyop2008-06-02 13:55:46
        Oops! Mods! Browser Hiccup! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-06-02 13:55:12
      I would say unlikely. by confused.brit2008-06-02 13:53:39
        psst: read the link before responding by Freakazoid2008-06-02 14:05:27
any CAD folks using Revit? by unjust2008-06-02 13:39:54
  Have you checked the AUGI forums? by bitflipper2008-06-02 13:46:50
    oh yes. member there, for years by unjust2008-06-02 13:57:14
ATT: anyone in Amsteram or close by k2OS2008-06-02 13:38:20
What do you do with a MacBook Air? by theanomaly2008-06-02 13:16:52
  Put in bed with the Captain's Daughter by DesertRat662008-06-02 13:44:31
  sell it and buy a real computer. (n/t) by unjust2008-06-02 13:41:37
    Agreed by intrinsic2008-06-02 14:58:33
      D'oh repetition... s/weighs less/has better by intrinsic2008-06-02 16:31:32
    what do you mean? MacBook Air is as real as by joresgump2008-06-02 13:56:27
  I prefer something different. by toysbfun2008-06-02 13:37:57
  Worlds most expensive square frizbee? :P by confused.brit2008-06-02 13:27:24
    *throws MacBook Air to confused.brit* by joresgump2008-06-02 13:36:04
      Sorry, i was more of a streetfighter Girl. by confused.brit2008-06-02 13:48:50
        *blinks* by joresgump2008-06-02 13:54:31
EW! DUDE! I drink out of that! by carthax2008-06-02 13:10:31
McCain Proposes League of Democracies by DesertRat662008-06-02 12:56:43
  That's not what it reminds me of. by Peace_man2008-06-02 13:17:09
    ah but that woudn't be democratic. by unjust2008-06-02 13:37:38
      More like a political party operating within by Peace_man2008-06-02 13:56:26
        If those countries didn't have veto rights, by lheggland2008-06-02 18:12:32
    The U.S. has exercised its veto rights more than by toysbfun2008-06-02 13:30:35
      Agreed and as a curiosity question by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 14:30:05
        Here's a short list: by krikkert2008-06-02 14:33:18
          Wow! You can't go to lunch in that building... by VivianC2008-06-02 14:41:33
            Hence the proposal for the League of Democracies by DesertRat662008-06-02 14:45:21
              yup, nothign like collaborating with france (n/t) by unjust2008-06-02 16:06:12
                Not like we haven't before by desertrat662008-06-02 17:00:59
              "Get some business done"? by Peace_man2008-06-02 15:22:08
                Situation in Darfur? by desertrat662008-06-02 19:02:33
          Thanks. That means a lot more than by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 14:35:33
    Interesting by DesertRat662008-06-02 13:27:42
      Anything to open up the possibility of by Peace_man2008-06-02 13:58:49
        Pretty darn good I'd say. by DesertRat662008-06-02 14:09:05
        s/thing/think/. THINK! (n/t) by Peace_man2008-06-02 13:59:15
  A chat board for governments? by RetiQlum22008-06-02 13:11:06
  Under the sea, under the sea... by veran2008-06-02 13:00:12
  so... who gets to join? by unjust2008-06-02 12:59:50
    Good Question by DesertRat662008-06-02 13:13:36
      so we'd offload our mistake on them? by unjust2008-06-02 13:32:43
        Returning the favor, I suppose. ;) (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-06-02 13:47:49
        Didn't say that by DesertRat662008-06-02 13:42:51
          we couldn't be bothered to involve them in by unjust2008-06-02 13:45:44
            You never know, they might be useful by DesertRat662008-06-02 13:49:06
              non-sarfcastic idea: by unjust2008-06-02 13:55:04
                I think that is a wonderful idea that has merit by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 14:51:30
        I kinda thought that *was* our foreign policy (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-02 13:33:58
      You owe me a new keyboard. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-06-02 13:17:40
        What got you? (n/t) by DesertRat662008-06-02 13:25:30
          Kicking the UN out and making them diplomats... by RetiQlum22008-06-02 13:30:51
    The US won't join. :P (n/t) by krikkert2008-06-02 13:06:53
      Might not even be eligible. ;) (n/t) by kelli2172008-06-02 15:02:21
        maybe not... by symbiont1b2008-06-02 16:13:40
          1] Yes. 2] Yes. by Nea2008-06-02 16:35:36
            And The Supreme Court by desertrat662008-06-02 17:03:21
              Right. by Nea2008-06-02 17:16:52
              waaaait a sec by symbiont1b2008-06-02 17:10:35
                Of course their not elected. by lheggland2008-06-02 17:59:55
                  *snort* by symbiont1b2008-06-02 19:35:22
                    It's not a perfect system, by lheggland2008-06-02 20:32:13
                  s/option/opinion (n/t) by lheggland2008-06-02 18:23:09
                No, they're not elected by MatthewDBA2008-06-02 17:16:53
            thanks! I admit I'm relieved :D (n/t) by symbiont1b2008-06-02 16:55:07
Simple dual monitor question by ag__wyvern2008-06-02 12:53:11
  OS? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-06-02 12:58:50
  It depends by imrambi2008-06-02 12:57:36
    There is often a BIOS setting to override that. (n (n/t) by AndyA2008-06-02 13:19:16
    good to know :-) by ag__wyvern2008-06-02 12:59:39
When I watched "The 40 Year Old Virgin" by toysbfun2008-06-02 12:13:54
  How old are you now? Your omnicode doesn't say. ( (n/t) by Snate2008-06-02 13:06:52
    Older than my teeth and as old as my tongue ;-) by toysbfun2008-06-02 13:21:44
      I should hope you'll have fun succeeding as well. by Sharku2008-06-02 13:31:46
  By breeding.. by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:30:02
    I'll make that plan B. by toysbfun2008-06-02 12:34:46
      1 if you call it by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:44:31
      well, if you never tell them... (n/t) by veran2008-06-02 12:37:35
  Heck, even I got a pityf4 before then. by Phoon2008-06-02 12:27:48
    And let it be known that it didn't lead to by Phoon2008-06-02 12:31:26
  1. Quit looking on Wikihow for personality advice (n/t) by murphoid2008-06-02 12:20:54
  Go to a brothel in Reno. Problem solved. by RetiQlum22008-06-02 12:15:21
    Double-bagging NOT good by oot2008-06-02 13:13:24
      That's okay, there's probably some guy... by kelli2172008-06-02 15:04:26
        Yup by oot2008-06-02 18:08:38
        Except, that's knowledge he could apply (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-02 15:06:27
          Dental dams can be used for analingus (n/t) by oot2008-06-02 18:03:36
            Did NOT need to know that. (n/t) by kelli2172008-06-02 22:50:00
              *smiles* My work here is done by oot2008-06-02 23:03:15
      but, but by joresgump2008-06-02 14:02:09
      I know. It's just an expression. by RetiQlum22008-06-02 13:27:32
    You know that's unsafe, right? (n/t) by Arachnid2008-06-02 12:46:59
      Thus the double-bagging. (n/t) by kelli2172008-06-02 12:54:25
        I think he meant the double-bagging is unsafe by oot2008-06-02 13:29:07
          Then go triple to counter the danger of doubling! by kelli2172008-06-02 23:16:31
          What she said. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-06-02 13:43:20
        Nah, just use a hefty steel sack and by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 13:17:30
          Yeah by DesertRat662008-06-02 13:28:27
            I saw that one! roflao (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 13:48:43
    Wrong problem. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-02 12:16:16
      yes, but his solution is easier ;) by deadweasle2008-06-02 12:35:23
        MTV gets away with it. Why can't I? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-02 12:37:55
          Do you have the money and connections? (n/t) by desiredusername2008-06-02 12:40:07
            ... by toysbfun2008-06-02 12:42:25
2 points for toysbfun (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-06-02 12:07:30
  Huh? Dang! Did I miss a game? by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:16:25
Back in the market for buying a PC by maximumbob2008-06-02 11:57:12
  well, it looks like you ban build the Fragbox by Freakazoid2008-06-02 12:30:19
    The mobility is a reason for getting the fragbox by maximumbob2008-06-02 15:11:57
      well, you don't really need $2k by Freakazoid2008-06-02 17:03:59
  be careful about that by emlaabs2008-06-02 12:04:37
    I am aware of this, but I would rather have a PC by maximumbob2008-06-02 15:09:36
    seconded, but also make sure the prebuilt by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 12:11:09
Reasons why men stay single: by veran2008-06-02 11:44:03
  Nothing good can come of this. by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 13:03:54
  Here is your can of worms . . . by imWACC02008-06-02 12:36:33
    Make sure what the problems are. by Silent_Sorrow2008-06-02 16:54:03
    Regarding your #2... by kelli2172008-06-02 12:57:06
    These things always heat up conversations by veran2008-06-02 12:54:08
  She has a point. by esbita2008-06-02 12:26:23
    But,,, by XndeX2008-06-02 12:40:19
      Must remind myself... by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:41:26
        Every day should be a holiday (n/t) by veran2008-06-02 12:43:12
          Hear, hear! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:44:06
            and here I was trying to be inocent by XndeX2008-06-02 12:54:17
    Everybody wants to be Peter Pan by veran2008-06-02 12:34:19
      Not really. Women get short end of double standar by esbita2008-06-02 12:49:08
        I'm going to raise my hand and interject here... by SnArL2008-06-02 13:23:03
          Ditto by esbita2008-06-02 16:28:12
          Thank you (n/t) by AprylMae2008-06-02 16:03:59
        Frankly, all these stereotypes confuse me. by Peace_man2008-06-02 13:07:03
          You've mis-read. by esbita2008-06-02 15:08:33
          Well said! by bitflipper2008-06-02 13:24:33
        Goals? by veran2008-06-02 12:58:42
          wow by aprylmae2008-06-02 13:02:50
            Cool! by bitflipper2008-06-02 13:04:56
              doing my best by aprylmae2008-06-02 13:07:49
          The real goal is... by bitflipper2008-06-02 13:02:43
            Exactly. by esbita2008-06-02 14:52:40
          No. That's just a means to an end, not a goal. (n/t) by subbywan2008-06-02 12:59:24
            No, that is the end, the goal, by veran2008-06-02 13:02:21
              Maybe it's your goal. That doesn't make it by subbywan2008-06-02 13:03:25
                Count me one of em. by confused.brit2008-06-02 14:11:24
                Not my goal, it is the goal of by veran2008-06-02 13:24:17
                  Dang! You were there, too? What did it look like by Peace_man2008-06-02 13:47:24
                  All those things driven by instinct, perhaps by subbywan2008-06-02 13:28:21
                    *puts veran's hand in the Bene Gesserit pain-box* by SnArL2008-06-02 13:58:15
                  In what sense is it a goal? by MatthewDBA2008-06-02 13:26:47
      Blegh. Keep Pan. by subbywan2008-06-02 12:36:21
        She's the tiny one, right? by veran2008-06-02 12:39:03
          she's magical. She can change her size (n/t) by subbywan2008-06-02 12:39:48
            Wish *I* could do that by SnArL2008-06-02 12:40:40
  They used to say, "Why buy the cow by toysbfun2008-06-02 11:55:01
    I like the version for women to use. by aprylmae2008-06-02 11:58:11
      Men like milk, women like little sausages by veran2008-06-02 12:19:52
      That just proves they never known a true lover.. by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:02:57
        Male chauvenist one? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-06-02 12:10:21
          why on earth would you think that? by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:23:47
            A great one I once heard by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:29:09
        I agree by aprylmae2008-06-02 12:04:35
          It's great! by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:09:32
      *visions of meatgrinders dance through my head* by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:01:58
        sorry, luv (n/t) by aprylmae2008-06-02 12:03:39
          Yeahright; I can just *see* you grinning by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:06:51
  Actually... by bitflipper2008-06-02 11:50:06
    I had no reluctance whatsover by mridenour2008-06-02 13:42:34
      I know that feeling by bitflipper2008-06-02 13:51:43
    Yeah, something is seriously wrong w/this thread. by Spud2008-06-02 13:23:15
    How many did you have? by veran2008-06-02 11:51:36
      None. by bitflipper2008-06-02 11:54:51
        You are one of those... by veran2008-06-02 11:58:23
          I don't get the connection? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-06-02 13:21:30
          No he's not.. by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:00:54
            He's a man? by veran2008-06-02 12:08:03
            D4! So you knew my wife's ex, too? by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:05:00
              I know a lot of "boys" that are like that.. by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:07:48
            I don't know - I can see the attraction. by Peace_man2008-06-02 12:02:49
              You got a point ;) by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:03:53
                Hey, now by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:12:07
          So, do you think he married her out of pity? by aprylmae2008-06-02 12:00:32
            *Soundcheck* by veran2008-06-02 12:01:51
              the more you say, the more it sounds by aprylmae2008-06-02 12:19:02
                It is just your will to hear it that way by veran2008-06-02 12:36:31
                  So, if I call you an a3hat... by SnArL2008-06-02 13:33:13
                    Dude, one misguided far-too-young cyinc's opinion by bitflipper2008-06-02 13:36:52
          It's called "compassion" by bitflipper2008-06-02 11:59:48
            I was tempted to insert by veran2008-06-02 12:03:55
              Ehm... by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:05:09
                Yesterday, someone said to me something by veran2008-06-02 12:10:17
                  Okay but still by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:13:35
                    Didn't I just tell you not to overanalyze? (n/t) by veran2008-06-02 12:16:17
                      I didn't I read what you wrote. (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 12:24:34
                        That explains it. (n/t) by veran2008-06-02 12:41:03
                    Oh, I dunno by bitflipper2008-06-02 12:14:55
  Adds ol and li tags by imrambi2008-06-02 11:48:49
    My response by imrambi2008-06-02 11:56:09
Must have been some kiss! by DesertRat662008-06-02 11:32:24
  I thought.... by esbita2008-06-02 11:42:23
    Maybe cause it is a felony offense they can? (n/t) by murphoid2008-06-02 12:24:31
    Only if they are charged as juveniles by basher202008-06-02 12:14:08
    Sometimes it's a good idea to name names by DesertRat662008-06-02 11:55:15
      If one of the twins pulled that stunt... by RetiQlum22008-06-02 12:07:23
      That's simply disgusting. by Peace_man2008-06-02 12:01:51
      Wath the h4? by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 11:58:53
        Note that this is guy #2 jailed for this. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-06-02 12:37:10
          Yeah, um. by kelli2172008-06-02 15:10:17
            I get the feeling by desertrat662008-06-02 17:05:12
What does the in side of your nose smell like? by Hieraco2008-06-02 11:27:35
  Better than the outside, which can't smell at all. by werehatrack2008-06-02 11:43:30
  CINNAMON TUNA! (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-02 11:40:47
    Phoon, you are hereby fined by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 11:42:50
  Roses. by veran2008-06-02 11:36:43
    Who is Brandy? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-02 11:40:22
      a $50 hooker... by veran2008-06-02 11:50:05
        Yeah, yeah; we know. :grin: by bitflipper2008-06-02 11:53:11
          I a shadowy alley... can't really remember, by veran2008-06-02 11:56:01
            Uh-huh. by bitflipper2008-06-02 11:58:17
              But I need them to live... by veran2008-06-02 12:11:58
  buggers (n/t) by austinkp2008-06-02 11:30:42
    oops, boogers. or elmer's glue, depending (n/t) by austinkp2008-06-02 11:31:29
  kind of like what my teeth taste like (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-02 11:29:50
What has the world come to? FUD used by Peace_man2008-06-02 11:12:21
  When standards compete, everyone wins! by toysbfun2008-06-02 11:24:02
    The thing is, it is actually posible for both by Peace_man2008-06-02 11:55:41
      Don't ask me. Ask the developers. by toysbfun2008-06-02 11:57:45
        Well, that's different. by Peace_man2008-06-02 12:07:40
    Some of us still use Office97 itself. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-06-02 11:27:06
  Legitimacy and Microsoft in same sentence? (n/t) by werehatrack2008-06-02 11:16:16
Those wacky Autralians... by Lab Rat2008-06-02 11:12:20
  A good friend of mine went to medical school. by RetiQlum22008-06-02 12:28:36
    Ummm by SSpiffy2008-06-02 15:00:23
      Seconded by confused.brit2008-06-02 15:41:22
    There is a reason that most ER's keep a by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 13:22:16
    "I fell on it" by PeKaJe2008-06-02 13:02:13
      I was bored (n/t) by Ston2008-06-02 13:16:05
    2L????? by desiredusername2008-06-02 12:45:22
  What I found REALLY REALLY disturbing... by Nashville2008-06-02 11:43:41
  I *don't* want to know what he did with the bolts (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-02 11:14:15
    My thought was the guy couldn't get a date (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-02 11:18:14
Another entry into the 'nature vs. nurture' by Peace_man2008-06-02 11:05:29
weird. www.adobe.com is killing firefox by AndyA2008-06-02 10:54:38
  Site works, but flash installer hangs. by werehatrack2008-06-02 11:15:27
  Works fine here by imrambi2008-06-02 11:03:19
Chipotle Pork Loin recipe, for those who want it! by DrDeisel2008-06-02 10:46:25
  Eeeexcellent! thanks! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 10:57:21
  Thank you! by desiredusername2008-06-02 10:48:39
Bo Diddley dead at 79 (n/t) by VivianC2008-06-02 10:42:27
  He's been thought dead before... by tallastro2008-06-02 13:45:33
  did you get the wxrt email also? (n/t) by emlaabs2008-06-02 11:02:15
    No, saw it in the Trib. (n/t) by VivianC2008-06-02 13:00:21
I just finished reading Cory Doctorow's latest by Arachnid2008-06-02 10:29:53
  Here's what I don't get about Doctorow's thinking: by toysbfun2008-06-02 10:54:29
    Hadn't read truncat before by Arachnid2008-06-02 12:30:31
      It's sort of an allegory for file sharing. by toysbfun2008-06-02 12:36:54
    I believe it is called... by veran2008-06-02 11:54:17
Fezzik! Are there rocks ahead? (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 10:29:03
  If there are, we'll all be dead (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-02 10:30:05
    No more rhymes! I mean it! (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-06-02 10:38:52
      Anybody want a peanut? (n/t) by desiredusername2008-06-02 10:39:19
Gmail mixing up From: address? by Peace_man2008-06-02 10:16:54
  I've heard of this happening by Miss L. Anyus2008-06-02 11:07:51
    I don't see the profit in it. by Peace_man2008-06-02 12:15:50
      On a different mail server by confused.brit2008-06-02 15:02:48
My exam isn't for another hour and a half by oot2008-06-02 10:04:11
  OK, done studying by oot2008-06-02 11:22:55
    You are not done studying missy! by RetiQlum22008-06-02 12:18:21
      Done studying, done with exam by oot2008-06-02 13:04:43
        Orgo *shudder* by RetiQlum22008-06-02 14:42:21
          :-) I already survived the first semester by oot2008-06-02 18:10:57
            Clarification by oot2008-06-02 18:11:21
  Best of luck! by PeKaJe2008-06-02 10:47:20
    Thank you! by oot2008-06-02 11:25:31
  What you don't know already 90 minutes to the exam by ripley82008-06-02 10:45:34
    Precisely my situation. by Phoon2008-06-02 11:28:51
  Good luck! by dodrian2008-06-02 10:11:42
    Seconded. by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 10:17:30
      Tripled, quadrupled, and just generally driven to by bitflipper2008-06-02 10:29:14
        Thanks! (n/t) by oot2008-06-02 10:30:53
      Thank you both! by oot2008-06-02 10:25:21
The hits just keep on coming. by raptillicus2008-06-02 09:54:27
  {{{raptillicus}}} by Silverfire2008-06-02 18:30:18
  I'm very sorry to hear that. by Calissa2008-06-02 15:53:52
  {{{{{raptillicus}}}}} (n/t) by joresgump2008-06-02 11:57:40
  {{{raptillicus}}} by esbita2008-06-02 11:26:03
  {{{raptillicus}}} by Miss L. Anyus2008-06-02 11:14:53
  {{raptillicus}} (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-06-02 11:14:22
  I hope you are playing the lottery. by VivianC2008-06-02 10:22:16
  :'-( by Esteis2008-06-02 10:11:38
  It's been a bad fortnight by UGuardian2008-06-02 10:10:24
    Not a fortnight... Since last August. by raptillicus2008-06-02 10:12:44
      {{raptillicus}} (n/t) by UGuardian2008-06-02 10:26:00
  {{{Raptillicus}}} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 10:07:19
  {{{raptillicus}}} by bitflipper2008-06-02 09:56:35
ATTN: Classic_Jon by SnArL2008-06-02 09:51:33
  Nice :) I would be a bit worried about the by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 10:00:32
    That's kind of what I thought by SnArL2008-06-02 10:03:29
      Yeah, if it runs have him drive it over there by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 10:06:22
        Don't remember. by SnArL2008-06-02 10:15:26
          You have Gmail on info. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 10:52:04
            Here's the answer: by SnArL2008-06-02 11:39:51
              If he gets it checked out and you don't mind by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 12:16:27
Survived my rerouting trip!!! by ptkpres2008-06-02 09:32:41
  Kemah? And ya didn't stop in and say hi? by Stuka2008-06-02 10:09:11
    Ohh, I will have to keep that in mind for by ptkpres2008-06-02 10:31:48
Invoke Uficle: Floppy disk archiving? by mckenzie2008-06-02 09:20:04
  Don't forget by Karl-Henrik2008-06-02 11:47:00
  PC's don't auto-magically detect floppies. by RetiQlum22008-06-02 11:19:14
    *snerk* (n/t) by kiwifruit2008-06-02 16:55:16
  Oh go ahead and do it by hand. by Hieraco2008-06-02 10:52:23
    Ahem. Amiga HD 3.5" disks are 1760KB. by kelli2172008-06-02 12:45:42
      Silly me - I knew that. by Hieraco2008-06-03 10:57:49
  I did it myself and it didn't take that long by voxwoman2008-06-02 09:37:29
    You mean you had some 8" floppies too?!? by kelli2172008-06-02 12:47:07
      at one time, yes I did by voxwoman2008-06-02 17:31:35
        I have, at last count, 5 working 5.25" drives. by kelli2172008-06-02 23:13:54
  With 3b you can easily help yourself. by Qcumber-some2008-06-02 09:30:27
    That's my backup plan... by mckenzie2008-06-02 09:39:31
      your "backup" plan? :P (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-06-02 10:40:53
Drools by imrambi2008-06-02 09:16:56
  Those are made of Winonilum! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 09:33:25
  "Honestly, boss, they're popunders. by chanceslost2008-06-02 09:28:20
    They need to come with an age/maturity warning by oot2008-06-02 10:10:58
Today's ctrl-alt-del almost made me cry. by Spud2008-06-02 09:09:50
  Same here (well, except I'm at home) by l1nx2008-06-02 11:30:52
  Hmm. Maybe I'm weird. by werehatrack2008-06-02 10:57:44
  I'm glad I don't see the comics until evening by Hieraco2008-06-02 10:47:07
  Didn't make me cry by MadnessASAP2008-06-02 09:50:53
  Ditto by emlaabs2008-06-02 09:29:48
    Did you read XKCD? If not, go read it by imrambi2008-06-02 09:40:00
      hehehe by emlaabs2008-06-02 09:53:22
        Not until after the birth at least (n/t) by imrambi2008-06-02 10:16:11
  Make sure to check xkcd before CAD. by Qcumber-some2008-06-02 09:21:24
  Yeah, it hits pretty hard by PeKaJe2008-06-02 09:15:37
  Same here. I'm scared to find out what happened. ( (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-06-02 09:12:57
    Check the main page. by da-gimp2008-06-02 09:16:54
      You mean there is more than jsut the strip? :-) (n (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-06-02 09:19:29
        Now that I read the spoiler, d4! (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-06-02 09:37:03
          Yeah, I did too. by da-gimp2008-06-02 09:42:19
Windows, Available + System Cache by Jeff_UK2008-06-02 08:18:03
  Shared graphics? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-06-02 16:02:16
My Son's XP reboots constantly by TrogL2008-06-02 08:17:27
  First thing is turn off the automatic reboot. by confused.brit2008-06-02 15:47:45
  What video card? by RetiQlum22008-06-02 12:40:25
    The fan was not working right but was fixed by TrogL2008-06-02 19:31:55
  XP SP3 and AMD proc? google intelppm (n/t) by sysangel2008-06-02 09:50:31
  msconfig by altordwm2008-06-02 08:51:52
  depends on how far into loading it gets by flirkann2008-06-02 08:30:55
  Have you looked in the even log? by aix tom2008-06-02 08:23:54
are red-eared sliders legal to own again? by voxwoman2008-06-02 08:12:40
  Different states have different laws. by morenna2008-06-02 09:43:28
    Lots of things "carry" salmonella. by werehatrack2008-06-02 10:44:48
      well, there's toxoplasmosis by voxwoman2008-06-02 10:55:21
        I wish they were just rumors by morenna2008-06-02 12:51:55
      You mean... drinking water *doesn't* cure cancer?! by bitflipper2008-06-02 10:49:52
  The law applies to selling them under 4" by hyzenthlay2008-06-02 08:22:51
  I know here in Dallas, there are still signs that by kc5sdy2008-06-02 08:14:54
Ouch! by Sterling_Ag2008-06-02 08:09:42
  I had this information as well this morning. by ripley82008-06-02 08:20:36
    And it's still offline... :( (n/t) by ripley82008-06-02 08:21:12
      Many servers are yet to be restored to service. by werehatrack2008-06-02 11:26:08
Transformers are the scary! by Lab Rat2008-06-02 08:09:40
  That's so stupid, words fail me (n/t) by UnFair2008-06-02 10:32:20
  Someone in airport security... by Illiad2008-06-02 09:01:59
    Not just a hair; more like the whole wig. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-06-02 11:42:16
  And inaccurate by UGuardian2008-06-02 08:52:20
    illegal for sale? by unjust2008-06-02 10:51:29
  ridiculous (n/t) by aprylmae2008-06-02 08:50:50
  Optimus Crime!! (n/t) by Skelwar2008-06-02 08:41:44
DHSMV knows I've moved now. by Phoon2008-06-02 08:09:25
  I parsed that as DSM-V for some reason by voxwoman2008-06-02 08:23:56
What a way to start a week! I want a do-over! by kc5sdy2008-06-02 07:44:59
  It's the ugly downside of VoIP. (n/t) by ripley82008-06-02 08:26:54
    Oh, I know it. To make problems worse, the by kc5sdy2008-06-02 08:37:47
  WOOHOO!!! Wireless is back up! by kc5sdy2008-06-02 08:13:15
  Hm... Sounds like a monday to me... by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 07:56:55
GRRAAAAHHHH! Hactar SMASH! by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 07:44:19
  XKCD was right? by Imp2008-06-02 08:10:30
    XKCD is always right !!! by joresgump2008-06-02 08:29:49
  you bring some nintendo images to my mind with tha by joresgump2008-06-02 08:09:54
    How come he gets to be Donkey Kong? by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 08:32:18
      well, you smash, he's the other character by joresgump2008-06-02 08:37:23
        *head asplodes* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 09:08:37
      I'm sorry Hactar the Uhhh by Imp2008-06-02 08:36:22
        Bwaaahahahahaaa! :D (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-06-02 09:07:57
          At least I got you to laugh by Imp2008-06-02 10:51:46
        you're mixing EVERYTHING !!! by joresgump2008-06-02 08:39:01
  Notes? by y2kdragon2008-06-02 07:49:49
    This would be why I prefer Outlook. by jpprater2008-06-02 07:54:41
Invoke UFies.getLinuxHelp(); by airRaid52008-06-02 07:38:55
  If there's a space there then it does nothing by sazzer2008-06-02 07:55:46
    Yep, thats kinda what I thought, once rebooted, by airRaid52008-06-02 08:59:31
  LOL! That wasn't very smart.. :P by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 07:43:48
Invoke Uficle: Drive letters in XP pro by leejam2008-06-02 06:56:26
  I managed to do that once by flirkann2008-06-02 07:52:42
    actually - now that I remember - by flirkann2008-06-02 08:01:45
  I have seen this. by morguerabbit2008-06-02 07:52:09
  Hmmm.. I use Partition Magic for all my drive by Bonzo2008-06-02 07:17:20
    Seconded, reinstall. Partition Magic should by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 07:24:28
      check other devices by meuchel2008-06-02 07:30:21
        Yeah but the C: and boot drive letter are assigned by Classic_Jon2008-06-02 09:16:46
Win XP: move files and leave behind alias? by whybird2008-06-02 06:35:12
  NTFS Junctions..? by dainbramaged2008-06-02 07:03:11
    Thanks. Interesting. by whybird2008-06-02 07:19:37
  the only 'aliases' that Windows knows by madjo2008-06-02 06:37:01
    Yep. by aix tom2008-06-02 06:43:38
      Oh :-(. Still might work for what I want. (n/t) by whybird2008-06-02 06:47:32
    Uh, yeah - shortcuts. Thanks. I'm hoping that by whybird2008-06-02 06:43:29
    How about a script or something that will by MatthewDBA2008-06-02 06:42:24
      That may be what I have to do. (n/t) by whybird2008-06-02 06:51:20
        VBScript or PowerShell should do that pretty well. (n/t) by jpprater2008-06-02 07:38:16
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-06-02 06:19:47
Please send good active directory vibes! by chrisP2008-06-02 05:58:44
  When good directories go bad on the next ... (n/t) by murphoid2008-06-02 12:28:35
  Thanks :-) by chrisP2008-06-02 08:00:28
  Good ~~~~~~~~~~~~ by oedlan2008-06-02 06:17:04
  Good Vibes!! by SnYpEr2008-06-02 06:08:18
    Relayed by satellite by madjo2008-06-02 07:27:29
htpasswd 'lock' question by altordwm2008-06-02 05:50:31
  How is the site setup? by aix tom2008-06-02 06:01:37
    ah yes, groups by altordwm2008-06-02 06:05:33
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-06-02 05:30:03
  wordkitty's taking over! by Nightwind2008-06-02 06:16:36
ATTN: hobbs by Skelwar2008-06-02 05:23:07
ATTN:: vidi by raptillicus2008-06-02 05:16:13
  is that a bran muffin? by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 05:18:37
    I so misread that... by dodrian2008-06-02 10:23:04
      early friday! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 21:55:39
    Brain muffin!!11! =) by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 05:57:56
    I don't know. Ask Treehugger. (n/t) by raptillicus2008-06-02 05:19:52
      So that's where it came in from... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 05:22:30
US UFies... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 05:08:51
  Is it a bad thing my first thought was by imrambi2008-06-02 05:30:20
    only if you forgot your towel (n/t) by wabbit652008-06-02 06:27:02
    Same here by y2kdragon2008-06-02 06:11:59
      "the movie"? there's two of them by Freakazoid2008-06-02 07:30:49
        No, one movie, one 6-part TV series. (n/t) by AndyA2008-06-02 09:22:09
          'twas released in the .us as a movie (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-06-02 10:43:38
        Not the BBC release by y2kdragon2008-06-02 07:47:37
          yick, don't like that one by Freakazoid2008-06-02 08:22:47
    My first thought by PeKaJe2008-06-02 05:52:14
    actually, mine too. by confused.brit2008-06-02 05:46:08
  yeah. Those fish leaping out of the water by voxwoman2008-06-02 05:12:47
    s/creepy/disturbing/ (n/t) by voxwoman2008-06-02 05:13:10
      de company... not de site :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 05:13:35
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-06-02 04:58:33
  Re-starting. by Anonymous Freak2008-06-02 23:18:42
On other news.... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 04:55:42
  TFA is quoting raw numbers, and not murders per by Woodburn2008-06-02 05:02:34
    I suppose so... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 05:11:27
      Running the numbers gives the following by sazzer2008-06-02 05:23:02
        Funny how they both manage to have such by Bonzo2008-06-02 07:32:59
          Yep. I have seen it. by aix tom2008-06-02 08:10:09
BAS Mixed in with melted strawberry icecream.... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 04:50:35
  Wouldn't that be "pink as sin"? ;) (n/t) by justncase2008-06-02 05:12:12
    nope... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 05:13:06
      Which sins, exactly, are pink? by Phoon2008-06-02 05:20:14
        NOT FRIDAY! by oedlan2008-06-02 05:43:33
        Given the various affinities and side notes by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 05:34:57
          What's the difference between pink and purple? by Phoon2008-06-02 06:25:07
            #FF00FF and #FF0080 by oedlan2008-06-02 06:30:31
I've been having shoulder pain recently by voxwoman2008-06-02 04:43:13
  Try this one? by Bonzo2008-06-02 07:59:05
  Tendonitis? I had it in my shoulder when I was by Lab Rat2008-06-02 07:56:41
  I wonder if there's an official diagnose for "mous by afteRburner2008-06-02 05:36:47
    isn't that the same as RSI? by madjo2008-06-02 05:59:13
      pretty much by flirkann2008-06-02 06:31:00
      Yes, but that's so boring ;) (n/t) by afteRburner2008-06-02 06:21:36
I have now discovered something to do by voxwoman2008-06-02 04:38:15
  I'd go with the filofax. by vectorz2008-06-02 04:58:25
Ah... the thrill of the hunt... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 04:09:17
  do your users a favour by robertltux2008-06-02 09:54:03
We have an 'IT Request' distribution group... by Jeff_UK2008-06-02 04:01:13
  It's a good idea by y2kdragon2008-06-02 06:10:02
  *waves* by kiwifruit2008-06-02 05:54:42
  We have the same problem by bstan22008-06-02 04:43:38
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-06-02 04:00:01
Men with highly educated wives live longer. by krikkert2008-06-02 03:24:23
  My wify has her PhD. \O/ by Hieraco2008-06-02 07:31:48
  I am amazed by geopsychic2008-06-02 06:48:42
  Mrs. Y2KDragon by y2kdragon2008-06-02 06:08:36
  I really need to get more sleep by schwing12008-06-02 05:27:41
    Better than me by MatthewDBA2008-06-02 06:30:28
    ~Eats schwing's brain intact~ :P (n/t) by confused.brit2008-06-02 05:41:37
  So the perfect crime takes seven years to plan... by vectorz2008-06-02 04:52:27
  I can totally understand that by voxwoman2008-06-02 04:34:29
    That sword has two edges by andyz2008-06-02 13:12:39
      yesyesyes! by acl682008-06-02 23:08:01
  Who want's to marry me then? by Treehugger2008-06-02 03:42:19
    Oh me me, pick me! (n/t) by vampire2008-06-02 06:10:40
    The trouble with marrying a girl for her degrees by Esteis2008-06-02 04:23:27
      And how many times... by esbita2008-06-02 06:10:14
        Ah, that's marrying a girl for *your* degrees. by Esteis2008-06-02 06:33:08
    Lalalalalala! by Vectorz2008-06-02 04:21:15
    If I wasnt taken... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 04:01:11
    I suspect that answering this question by sazzer2008-06-02 03:58:47
    Many degrees ? So you're hot ? by Cokish2008-06-02 03:52:38
      *snicker* *guffaw* (n/t) by krikkert2008-06-02 03:53:14
        Soon on UF: "Who Wants To Marry A Treehugger" by Cokish2008-06-02 07:32:14
          A Treehugger? by madjo2008-06-02 07:44:54
    most of the single guys here by Nightwind2008-06-02 03:51:24
      Well, I would like to meet a person first by madjo2008-06-02 04:12:54
      Hey, less of the 'single' ;) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-06-02 04:03:32
        I respect your wife too much to let you by Treehugger2008-06-02 04:08:49
      *grin* by Treehugger2008-06-02 03:56:07
        {{{Treehugger}}} by Nightwind2008-06-02 04:05:13
    (Raises a shy, quiet hand... by shadowsystems2008-06-02 03:50:45
      Cookies don't necessarily mean forgiveness by Treehugger2008-06-02 03:55:41
    The downside to living longer by krikkert2008-06-02 03:44:51
      Ouch! by Treehugger2008-06-02 03:46:16
        See, there's the rub. by krikkert2008-06-02 03:49:10
          Women never win arguments. by Jeff_UK2008-06-02 04:04:47
            Why lose arguments? by krikkert2008-06-02 04:07:38
              the best way to settle arguments... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 04:11:45
                This is true, by krikkert2008-06-02 04:14:33
                  and end with an impromputo wrestling match.... (n/ (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 04:51:32
                    if every marriage is like that by madjo2008-06-02 05:03:32
                      not mine... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 05:19:57
          exactly the situation I have with me missus... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 04:02:19
            Your little nephew is married, y'know. by krikkert2008-06-02 04:06:10
              awesome... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 04:10:56
                Don't worry. by krikkert2008-06-02 04:15:12
'nother funny one... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 03:15:54
From the inbox: by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 03:05:55
  More Air Force Humor by tully2008-06-02 08:14:56
    Hilarious :) by ashyraine2008-06-02 16:00:19
  Reminds me of this one: by Sterling_Ag2008-06-02 07:39:06
  Nice one! (n/t) by Bonzo2008-06-02 07:38:34
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-06-02 08:33:47
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2008-06-02 08:33:57
    Mods: It was oviously very nice.. Twice as nice! by Bonzo2008-06-02 07:42:08
  And that's why by y2kdragon2008-06-02 06:06:59
Randon Story Time: by RetiQlum22008-06-02 02:33:25
  A supposedly true story by geopsychic2008-06-02 07:02:27
  Sounds improbable by Control2008-06-02 06:38:26
  Maybe not religion by y2kdragon2008-06-02 06:05:56
  Well... by Mostlyharmles2008-06-02 03:43:38
  Random Chance by Cokish2008-06-02 02:41:08
    I grew up in the woods. by RetiQlum22008-06-02 02:46:57
      Ruined it ? You asked a question by Cokish2008-06-02 03:31:12
        Threadjack: Regarding mail received. by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 05:15:40
          That's fast ! Speed ++ by Cokish2008-06-02 05:49:51
      *pats Reti on the back* by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 02:49:46
      He didn't ruin it, dude. 't Was a good story. (n/t) by Esteis2008-06-02 02:49:29
  LOL! Brilliant! :P Living on the edge.. by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 02:40:42
    My opinion is much simpler: by RetiQlum22008-06-02 03:00:03
  BTW: Coral snakes and king snakes look... by RetiQlum22008-06-02 02:37:12
    Coral: yellow|red|yellow|black| (repeated) by Esteis2008-06-02 02:47:33
      To remember : by aix tom2008-06-02 03:04:58
        I heard that as: by quilting_kitty2008-06-02 06:29:26
        Easier For Me to remember. by Mostlyharmles2008-06-02 03:34:09
          Another one to remember. by Mostlyharmles2008-06-02 03:38:01
Medicine question: Lyrica by klar_at_work2008-06-02 02:04:27
  Neurontin. by Spud2008-06-02 07:16:14
  She should check with her doc. by chrisP2008-06-02 04:30:18
My "Random Story Time" posts. by RetiQlum22008-06-02 01:53:23
  low voice: dooooooo itttttt.... by kiwifruit2008-06-02 05:59:09
  Post away by y2kdragon2008-06-02 05:58:42
  what the heck are you waiting for then? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 02:25:40
  ...post already! (n/t) by urbanmyth2008-06-02 02:25:17
  What I remember of them, by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 02:09:37
  BTW: All of those stories are true. by RetiQlum22008-06-02 01:57:28
Quote of the Day: by krikkert2008-06-02 01:46:59
  It's true offcourse... by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 02:07:25
    What saying, then? by Esteis2008-06-02 02:10:33
      Als het kalf verdronken is, dempt men de put. (n/t by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 02:14:26
        Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted (n/t) by Esteis2008-06-02 02:24:58
          Or, rather, by Esteis2008-06-02 02:26:11
            That about covers it. :) Thanks. (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 02:30:09
  Spoken like a true lawyer. by RetiQlum22008-06-02 02:04:16
    A true lawyer will defend the innocent by krikkert2008-06-02 02:47:08
    This wasn't meant against you krikkert, it's... by RetiQlum22008-06-02 02:17:19
      It's close enoug hthough.. :P by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 02:32:59
        krikkert usually quotes things by krikkert2008-06-02 02:41:01
      Threadjack : How's the puter? (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-06-02 02:26:09
Repost: Attn Hactar and any other carb experts... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 01:38:09
  Haven't followed all posts regarding your problems by shargo2008-06-02 02:42:43
    Plenty of sooting on the plugs... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 02:55:53
      Follow-up by shargo2008-06-02 03:30:36
        I've had the ignition tested... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 03:34:51
Looking for a lightweight markup language. by Esteis2008-06-02 01:32:50
  Automatic reference tables AND lightweight? ;-P by aix tom2008-06-02 02:02:39
    Yes, please. :-P by Esteis2008-06-02 02:09:20
      Granted, learning LaTeX just for some ... by aix tom2008-06-02 02:25:02
        Hmm . . . by Esteis2008-06-02 02:44:16
      Point them at LyX? (n/t) by sazzer2008-06-02 02:10:28
        Not installed by default here. (n/t) by Esteis2008-06-02 02:48:33
  Linkies to MarkDown and RST for the curious: by Esteis2008-06-02 01:34:12
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-06-02 01:00:02
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-06-02 00:46:13
  Monday, Monday, Bah-da Bah-da-da-da by Snate2008-06-02 09:08:53
  {{{Treehugger}}} by Nea2008-06-02 08:46:42
    *leaves TAD abd blueberry muffin on table near by afterburner2008-06-02 09:25:53
      Thanks! by Nea2008-06-02 09:31:49
        It doesn't mean that you can't complain =) by afterburner2008-06-02 09:35:59
          I think I finally can take it a little easy. by Nea2008-06-02 10:09:17
  morning by aprylmae2008-06-02 06:08:02
  JBM please? (n/t) by vampire2008-06-02 05:50:38
  Today is fired by y2kdragon2008-06-02 05:49:37
  BAS, please. by esbita2008-06-02 05:47:09
  Hello. How are you? by raptillicus2008-06-02 05:15:12
  *shuffles in* by wabbit652008-06-02 05:00:45
    Dr Simon prescribes... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 05:12:28
      A bit too BOFHy for a monday by wabbit652008-06-02 06:25:39
  *nips in* by mekkanik_mike2008-06-02 04:14:00
    *serves BAS to go* by Treehugger2008-06-02 04:30:50
  Our fileserver has a memory leak by Jeff_UK2008-06-02 04:06:09
    Its terrible when they get ALtzeimers.... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-06-02 04:07:42
    *serve file bucket and BAS bucket* by Treehugger2008-06-02 04:07:18
  Urgh... need BAS IV,,,, by confused.brit2008-06-02 03:45:39
    *hooks up the BAS IV* by Treehugger2008-06-02 03:49:22
      I doubt it by confused.brit2008-06-02 03:56:20
  Can I get a punching bag please? by syren2008-06-02 03:33:04
    *offers a pair of boxing gloves* by y2kdragon2008-06-02 05:53:35
    If you agree to mud-wrestle I could make millions by Treehugger2008-06-02 03:48:35
      I want the pay-per-view rights by y2kdragon2008-06-02 05:54:26
  Some iced coffee would be nice by PeKaJe2008-06-02 02:14:00
    *serves iced BAS and muffin* by Treehugger2008-06-02 02:15:59
      Would if I could by PeKaJe2008-06-02 02:22:32
  Thanks for the hugs and newspapers! by acl682008-06-02 01:44:23
    Bless... by Treehugger2008-06-02 01:47:32
      Thanks! by acl682008-06-02 02:48:16
  tooth comes out today by Nightwind2008-06-02 01:03:22
    Had mine out by y2kdragon2008-06-02 05:52:30
    some... by acl682008-06-02 01:47:02
      upper wisdom tooth by Nightwind2008-06-02 02:57:55
        Ouch.... by acl682008-06-02 03:09:55
    jello? by Electric Storm2008-06-02 01:22:39
      after the tooth comes out by Nightwind2008-06-02 01:33:04
    Ouch by Treehugger2008-06-02 01:09:22
      thank for the hug by Nightwind2008-06-02 01:27:35
        *cooks up a breakfast of kings* by Treehugger2008-06-02 01:45:42
          thanks treehugger by Nightwind2008-06-02 02:58:53
  Good morning by Vectorz2008-06-02 00:58:01
    *serves BAS and muffin* by Treehugger2008-06-02 01:08:36
      Lalalalalala! I can't hear you. by Vectorz2008-06-02 01:58:48
  It has to start somewhere.... by Electric Storm2008-06-02 00:56:12
    *serves iced tea and muffin* by Treehugger2008-06-02 01:06:58
      *inhales muffin* yummy! by Electric Storm2008-06-02 01:16:52
  {{{treehugger}}} by afteRburner2008-06-02 00:48:30
    morning! You're up early by Treehugger2008-06-02 00:49:31
      Morning by afteRburner2008-06-02 01:52:48
        Hullo Uni. by Treehugger2008-06-02 01:56:39
          Sauna, good :D by afteRburner2008-06-02 02:05:16
            as long as there is the cold water pool, too (n/t) by acl682008-06-02 05:00:35
              And beer :) (n/t) by afteRburner2008-06-02 06:46:53
            Mmmm, sauna = good. by kyrasantae2008-06-02 03:01:24
I like it by Nightwind2008-06-02 00:28:05
  I would want that over paintballing by Treehugger2008-06-02 00:48:13
Unofficial IDGI thread by klar_at_work2008-06-02 00:12:02
  Half-Life. by nix2008-06-02 00:25:31
    Thank you - I'd never heard of it either. by smiffy2008-06-02 15:32:11
    Yes by purplepineapple2008-06-02 00:31:52
      the game Half Life takes place in a laboratory by madjo2008-06-02 00:43:44
        It starts in a lab, but you *escape*. (n/t) by Cokish2008-06-02 01:24:24
      Black Mesa by simcop23872008-06-02 00:36:03
        and they want to do it in germilabs by Nightwind2008-06-02 01:02:56
        Ah, thanks :) (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-06-02 00:41:48
  o.O ^^ (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-06-02 00:18:51
I was expecting a string theory joke by nix2008-06-02 00:06:55
  I thought it was a Mission Impossible reference. by toysbfun2008-06-02 00:12:18
    o^0 by nix2008-06-02 00:21:16
      I had a *very* sheltered childhood. by toysbfun2008-06-02 00:32:18
        Threadjack: speaking of violent video games by intrinsic2008-06-02 02:18:45
          Where get? by themadkansan2008-06-02 16:50:36
          It's bloody brilliant!!! by EnzoMatrix2008-06-02 02:35:34
            I still remember one of his quotes, too by Concept2008-06-02 10:01:25
        steam is your friend :) by cybergeek2008-06-02 00:40:31
          yep, $15 USD for the whole HL1 Set (n/t) by flirkann2008-06-02 00:56:20
        What you mean, compatible machine? by darthludi2008-06-02 00:36:38
          re: HL1 by flirkann2008-06-02 00:48:47
          There's only one usable Windows PC in the house by toysbfun2008-06-02 00:44:49
            Another sollution by resc2008-06-02 00:47:03
        Heh, Questionable content? by klar_at_work2008-06-02 00:35:49
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-06-02 00:05:19
  There have been two ships found floating with... by RetiQlum22008-06-02 00:49:30
    Ghost ships by sasilk2008-06-02 01:20:03
      question plz saslik by confused.brit2008-06-02 03:39:29
        Since his "probable" answer was wrong anyway. by aix tom2008-06-02 05:11:31
          Else Grossman by AnimeJ2008-06-02 06:19:32
            So close to Russia, so far from Japan. by DreadPirate2008-06-02 06:53:36
              He is an Estonian by aix tom2008-06-02 08:03:39
                The Bahraini ambassador to the US. by krikkert2008-06-02 09:06:46
                  Marko Ramius was Lithuanian by Stibbons2008-06-02 09:49:47
                    John wayne by confused.brit2008-06-02 15:14:32
                      Yul Brynner (Westworld) by smiffy2008-06-02 15:25:56
                  Lithuanian by RunNeoRun2008-06-02 09:45:16
Repost: Experiment of the moment by sgrunt2008-06-02 00:03:16
Translations by Nea2008-06-02 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by madjo2008-06-02 01:47:11
    Door MadJo by madjo2008-06-02 01:47:34
  German / Deutsch (n/t) by tikurion2008-06-02 00:37:02
    by tikurion by tikurion2008-06-02 00:40:57
      s/Zeichenketten/Bedingungen/ by monika_krug2008-06-02 01:48:58
      Verbesserungen by Rob322008-06-02 01:46:04
        Künstlerische Freiheit... by tikurion2008-06-03 08:42:28
      where's your diary? and your tlp?? (n/t) by Klymer2008-06-02 00:51:29
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-06-02 00:00:01
  PippisangwithBullfroginalightwinesauce by PeKaJe2008-06-02 00:03:19
    should also be pitchblack in Opera by madjo2008-06-02 06:11:12
    51 seconds. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-06-02 00:03:54
      D4 my need for editorial comments! :-) (n/t) by PeKaJe2008-06-02 00:11:29
  PippisangwithBullfroginalightwinesauce by sgrunt2008-06-02 00:02:28

 

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