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Cartoon for May 29, 2008
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This sort of thing should only be reserved for by skippy-ish_guy2008-05-29 23:20:28
'Cause it makes me that much stronger by Garrinka2008-05-29 23:15:10
*urp* *bleargh* by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 22:59:10
  Three? by vectorz2008-05-29 23:15:47
    ditto! by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 23:57:49
What a fool I am .. to let him back in.. by Stardust2008-05-29 22:19:36
  SOT-or-M by Phoon2008-05-30 13:24:21
  "It Must Be Him" by Mack David by ag__wyvern2008-05-29 22:23:13
    exactly Sotm: Old love - Eric Clapton by Stardust2008-05-29 22:29:55
      I grab at smoke.. it puffs in my hand.. by Stardust2008-05-29 22:50:09
free pass to a paysite by dennismv2008-05-29 22:17:18
  Stick a card at the cucumber section in the superm by Klaranth2008-05-29 23:20:39
    it's kind of a niche dating site by dennismv2008-05-29 23:58:35
  Leave one card each at 20 bars/cafes? by Snate2008-05-29 22:27:33
    yessh by dennismv2008-05-29 22:36:26
      Many cafes I've been in do have message boards by Snate2008-05-29 22:39:55
        it'll be hard to pin, it's hard plastic (n/t) by dennismv2008-05-29 23:18:11
          A thumbtack above and a couple of thumbtacks below by Snate2008-05-29 23:19:25
Invoke: UFicle - Perl by MrTrick2008-05-29 21:35:05
  my way for these things was by c3po2008-05-29 23:22:59
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. by themadkansan2008-05-29 21:18:45
  W:ET in 14.5 hours, then? EU Server (n/t) by Klaranth2008-05-29 23:29:30
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Snate2008-05-29 21:09:32
  Knurd? by oedlan2008-05-29 23:14:17
    pre-annual grapes? (n/t) by Snate2008-05-29 23:17:39
      My misstake by oedlan2008-05-29 23:36:03
        *Re-annual grapes* by oedlan2008-05-29 23:45:18
  you screaming backwards now? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 21:11:26
  Reason Prevailed Today :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-05-29 21:09:53
    Reference by Snate2008-05-29 21:10:47
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-05-29 21:00:01
Oh ClutterSquad by Snate2008-05-29 20:57:19
  *whimper* by momothefiddler2008-05-29 21:18:17
    Don't worry. It's just late in the day for UF. (n (n/t) by Snate2008-05-29 21:20:44
Hmm...trying to think of a webcomic by the_diggity2008-05-29 20:35:41
*Begins perusing "Extreme Geek" catalog* by ChuckAB2008-05-29 20:07:23
  And now it's TTGTB. by ChuckAB2008-05-29 20:07:59
    Same here. by radiowave9112008-05-29 20:24:16
$eldest had her spring piano recital by radiowave9112008-05-29 20:07:22
tv question for 40+ ufies by thethinman2008-05-29 20:05:14
  Or maybe this one? by DrDeisel2008-05-29 20:14:52
    thank you for proving my sanity by thethinman2008-05-29 21:14:54
    Hey, thinman! ^^^^^^Look at this one! by DrDeisel2008-05-29 20:29:39
  There was a TV movie called "The Devil's Triangle" by DrDeisel2008-05-29 20:11:01
    maybe i had a huge fantasy life, but by thethinman2008-05-29 20:15:13
    Sorry, I think it was "Satan's Triangle". (n/t) by DrDeisel2008-05-29 20:11:38
  Gilligan's Island by ag__wyvern2008-05-29 20:06:42
R.I.P. Harvey Korman by ag__wyvern2008-05-29 19:44:50
  that's Hedley! (n/t) by DesertRat662008-05-29 20:53:34
  I just read that by hactar the uhhh2008-05-29 19:48:26
Hi all! New here... by momothefiddler2008-05-29 19:44:30
  got it by momothefiddler2008-05-29 20:09:32
    still not working? by momothefiddler2008-05-29 20:17:19
      Does now :-) (n/t) by run.dll2008-05-29 20:18:16
    Teh intarweb must be slow today. by run.dll2008-05-29 20:13:00
  You misspelled "Sainte Fe" by run.dll2008-05-29 20:08:06
  Helloooooooo momothefiddler by Snate2008-05-29 19:51:38
  Welcome! by radiowave9112008-05-29 19:49:41
  Welcome to the madhouse! by hactar the uhhh2008-05-29 19:49:41
    Hey! None of that! by radiowave9112008-05-29 19:50:35
      Wellll....ok:) by hactar the uhhh2008-05-29 19:52:18
        That's better :) by radiowave9112008-05-29 19:53:38
And I'm outta here!!! Implementation is over by merlin2008-05-29 19:28:00
  you do realize the production building by morenna2008-05-29 19:52:05
Blade Runner fans: Be in LA on June 14th! by SouthpawPL2008-05-29 19:16:23
  I have $50 easy (heck I have $100 easy) by Hieraco2008-05-30 08:16:09
  Which kidney? by run.dll2008-05-29 19:27:16
I am putting the universe on notice by raptillicus2008-05-29 19:11:21
  {{{18 year old girl}}} by nix2008-05-29 20:34:07
  {{{{raptillicus}}}} by talon07202008-05-29 19:24:39
Oh holy$deity!!! A change that took over an hour by merlin2008-05-29 19:08:33
I knew there was a reason I liked Huckabee by merlin2008-05-29 18:58:52
Oh, happy fraptious joy. I'm back at the office. by merlin2008-05-29 18:37:03
6! 6 Fit-PC's! Ah ah ah! :-) by kahuana2008-05-29 18:20:07
a tip for anyone running Vmware Server on linux by Freakazoid2008-05-29 18:00:13
  The first isn't too surprising by hobbs2008-05-29 18:07:19
    woo! nice, thanks! by Freakazoid2008-05-29 18:36:11
Well, my battery is nearly drained and I did not by taitano2008-05-29 17:53:08
  *sends fuzzies and vibes* by Garrinka2008-05-29 17:59:25
  O.O by voxwoman2008-05-29 17:56:51
    Seconded, thirded, fourthed and nthed!! by merlin2008-05-29 18:36:10
      What they said! ^^^ {{{taitano}}} (n/t) by morenna2008-05-29 18:46:46
*beeep* *click* *fssshhh* The sound of ventelation by taitano2008-05-29 17:42:37
  Ok... why are you in a hospital room??? (n/t) by voxwoman2008-05-29 17:51:10
    no kidding.. hon you okay? (n/t) by Garrinka2008-05-29 17:54:55
No Kings in Katmandu! by Danu2008-05-29 17:32:37
The Crackpot Index by run.dll2008-05-29 17:28:26
It's 8PM. Time for bed. by Phoon2008-05-29 16:59:06
  It's 5PM. Where the heck is that doctor??? (n/t) by taitano2008-05-29 17:03:18
    TARDIS broke down somewhere in the dark ages. (n/t) by kahuana2008-05-29 17:04:48
      *sigh* I just hope he can resist meddling in the by taitano2008-05-29 17:31:32
Well, that was unnecessarily foul... by suicide_king2008-05-29 16:52:32
  I'm assuming all of this relates to a motorcycle? (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 18:39:02
    Yup. 1985 Yamaha Virago. by suicide_king2008-05-29 19:04:04
      ugly and functional? that works. by hangman2008-05-29 19:13:14
        Sounds like it. What happened to it? (n/t) by suicide_king2008-05-29 19:17:21
          um, repo. was being financially stupid by hangman2008-05-29 19:33:58
            Ouch, yeah, that'll hurt. by suicide_king2008-05-29 19:51:55
              props to you for putting in the effort by hangman2008-05-29 20:58:59
                Thanks, hangman! by suicide_king2008-05-29 21:59:24
Attn: josie_beller by oot2008-05-29 16:39:32
Whe made it home almost ran out of gas by joecrouse2008-05-29 16:18:19
Dog. by taitano2008-05-29 16:03:09
  Senator Vest's Ode to a dog: by RetiQlum22008-05-29 17:41:52
    The added comments are not mine. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 17:47:59
  Nice! (n/t) by oot2008-05-29 16:43:14
informal poll: breakfast cereal by SnappingTurtle2008-05-29 16:02:00
  Still more answers: by parastra2008-05-29 20:54:44
  More answers by daswife2008-05-29 20:32:31
  Just had mine, at 12pm (I'm home sick). by purplepineapple2008-05-29 19:35:05
  answers by tallastro2008-05-29 19:02:38
  Answerws: by morenna2008-05-29 19:00:52
  Answers. by kahuana2008-05-29 17:08:13
  Here... by werehatrack2008-05-29 16:58:06
  Answers: by sgrunt2008-05-29 16:32:17
  meh by Lady-Luna2008-05-29 16:27:02
  breakfast .. what is this "breakfast" you talk by Garrinka2008-05-29 16:25:18
    Breakfast is the first thing you eat in the day. by kahuana2008-05-29 18:13:19
    I don't think this is good for you by vdp2008-05-29 17:44:27
      yep, been there, done that by flirkann2008-05-29 20:42:24
  Answers by hobbs2008-05-29 16:21:23
  My answers by confused.brit2008-05-29 16:19:08
EM noise actually is harmful to the human body. by taitano2008-05-29 15:51:21
  I hope that you're not going to claim that by AndyA2008-05-29 15:59:00
    Blueberries good! Death bad! by Nea2008-05-29 16:29:40
      No way I'm bear rasslin' for a pint of blueberries by kahuana2008-05-29 16:53:19
      noo eat the Blueberry (dwarf hamsters) by Garrinka2008-05-29 16:34:41
        I wouldn't dream of eating a hamster. by Nea2008-05-29 16:44:34
          oh I know :) I was just making a funny.. by Garrinka2008-05-29 16:46:51
            I wouldnt eat hampsters not enough meat on em by joecrouse2008-05-29 17:56:04
              Depends on how many hamsters you have - and by snerk2008-05-29 19:15:20
            I know you were making a funny. by Nea2008-05-29 16:48:24
    Antioxidants are good for you. by taitano2008-05-29 16:12:54
      That is true for just about everything. (n/t) by AndyA2008-05-29 16:43:56
        All things in moderation. . . by taitano2008-05-29 16:49:14
    There is still research proves that these things by confused.brit2008-05-29 16:10:58
      Everything in moderation by AndyA2008-05-29 16:46:26
      All of those may just make you live longer by hobbs2008-05-29 16:22:59
        As long as it works, im not complaining! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-05-29 16:32:47
"I would just like everyone to know.. by Garrinka2008-05-29 15:48:12
  I'm buying myself the DVD set as a present :) (n/t by maximumbob2008-05-29 16:10:03
    coolness :) I have all 5 seasons.. by Garrinka2008-05-29 16:20:31
Well that was easy by Rogue19712008-05-29 15:29:38
something is wrong here by emlaabs2008-05-29 15:26:04
  Maybe he needs the Hindu treatment. by run.dll2008-05-29 15:32:04
  He's more than just a pun machine, you know. by Esteis2008-05-29 15:30:53
  *looks in crystal ball* by ag__wyvern2008-05-29 15:29:35
on remote rebooting of machines... by Freakazoid2008-05-29 15:25:25
Dog Nuf said!! WOOF (n/t) by laserman2008-05-29 15:06:32
  WOOF WOOF! by taitano2008-05-29 16:18:14
Cat. by taitano2008-05-29 14:57:06
I'm off to the TV station..later y'all (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-05-29 14:51:53
  Have fun! by bitflipper2008-05-29 14:55:39
Invoke UFicle: webhost recommendations by toysbfun2008-05-29 14:42:27
  I'll give a lukewarm recommendation to Dreamhost by archnerd2008-05-29 16:02:01
*flips a coin* (n/t) by joresgump2008-05-29 14:40:31
  *puts peanut butter on both head and tail sides* by run.dll2008-05-29 16:58:44
  *The coin lands on its edge* by bitflipper2008-05-29 14:51:50
    *The coin never lands* by SnappingTurtle2008-05-29 15:50:38
      We must be getting near the hub. (n/t) by kahuana2008-05-29 18:15:05
      A picture of Schroedinger is on the coin by SnappingTurtle2008-05-29 15:52:10
        Better than Heisenberg's coin by basher202008-05-29 15:55:29
          Sometimes, you don't need to know what state the by Esteis2008-05-29 16:02:37
            This puzzle's come up before here, hasn't it? by sgrunt2008-05-29 16:28:31
            Im asking, but I suspect I know. by confused.brit2008-05-29 16:27:05
  There is an art to the building up of suspense. by Esteis2008-05-29 14:44:59
    *flips another coin* by joresgump2008-05-29 14:49:33
      That sounds surreal. Shall we call you borgesgump? (n/t) by Esteis2008-05-29 14:51:11
  *tails* by joresgump2008-05-29 14:41:56
  *heads* by joresgump2008-05-29 14:41:20
So, there was a protest by an aboriginal rights by DrDeisel2008-05-29 14:39:06
  Better to make a "WHERE'S MY TAXES?" sign. by kahuana2008-05-29 18:25:23
  And what stands TANJ for? (n/t) by UnFair2008-05-29 15:11:04
    I'll guess: "There Ain't No Justice" by ag__wyvern2008-05-29 15:16:12
      *DING*DING*DING*DING! Give that entity a cigar! by DrDeisel2008-05-29 15:38:36
It's a good thing I don't know where these people by Phoon2008-05-29 14:19:28
  ?? What people? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-05-29 14:23:23
    In this case, the jackamoes that set up this by Phoon2008-05-29 16:18:50
      From everything I've seen you post today, by merlin2008-05-29 17:01:30
    You know! "those people".....;) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 14:31:02
      Them, again! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-05-29 14:35:28
        they really deserve it!!! (n/t) by joresgump2008-05-29 14:39:05
Your email can be a lot more annoying! by Skelwar2008-05-29 14:12:01
  Blocked as "adware" at work (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 18:42:48
  Installed it once. it lasted 2 days. by confused.brit2008-05-29 16:39:14
  Wow. They're actually on NASDAQ by maximumbob2008-05-29 15:08:06
    Down 58% in the past year. by AndyA2008-05-29 15:28:29
      Watch it, man! You'll fry my sarcasm meter! (n/t) by Esteis2008-05-29 15:44:19
        Your's is still functional???? by merlin2008-05-29 18:54:56
  No one show this to my mom. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-05-29 14:33:00
  At least ONE function is good. by Skelwar2008-05-29 14:21:03
  ye cats! It's as if... by bitflipper2008-05-29 14:15:05
    Oh, I don't things it's qiote that bad. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 14:19:11
    I didn't need that mental image, by Skelwar2008-05-29 14:18:14
      Aauugghh!! I didn't even *think* of the imagery! by bitflipper2008-05-29 14:21:03
My Aunt died this morning. I'm not even sad by Lab Rat2008-05-29 13:50:07
  I don't think so. When my great-grandfather by merlin2008-05-29 17:03:54
  like everyone else said.. by Garrinka2008-05-29 15:59:29
  Compare it to this by TheGM2008-05-29 15:28:40
  When my grandfather died, we cheered. by toxin2008-05-29 13:58:15
    Not the time for this toxin. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-05-29 14:02:42
      Toxin is right though. I had a family member who by Lab Rat2008-05-29 14:08:49
        Well, yes, but, still... by bitflipper2008-05-29 14:13:10
          Some we care about, some we don't. `tis HUMAN. by toxin2008-05-29 14:38:39
  In addition to the other comments... by quilting_kitty2008-05-29 13:57:22
    I didn't cry when my Dad died either. by Lab Rat2008-05-29 14:00:42
  I don't know. Were you close? by RetiQlum22008-05-29 13:56:51
    Nope. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-05-29 13:59:18
  When my dad died, my mourning by Bastetsmuse2008-05-29 13:56:04
  Nope by airborneric2008-05-29 13:53:30
  Not necessarily by bitflipper2008-05-29 13:52:15
    No influence really. She was married to my Mom's by Lab Rat2008-05-29 13:55:57
      Then go to him and comfort him. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 14:00:56
        I will. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-05-29 14:03:22
      Give it time; you probably will by bitflipper2008-05-29 13:59:15
        You're prolly right. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-05-29 14:02:30
  Were you expecting it? by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:52:03
    Yeah. Long fight with lung cancer, emphysema by Lab Rat2008-05-29 13:57:49
      Then, no it doesn't by DesertRat662008-05-29 14:00:51
I have a laptop with a dying hard drive by Rogue19712008-05-29 13:31:20
  Get thee to a dollar store. by kahuana2008-05-29 16:55:52
  *About to play with best friend's husban's tools* by Rogue19712008-05-29 14:00:59
    In the same vein... by bitflipper2008-05-29 14:37:17
    (snerk) XD (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 14:31:45
  You can often get a cheap set at the $ store. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 13:49:38
    With the laptops I've worked on by Sterling_Ag2008-05-29 13:55:50
      ever tried an iBook? (n/t) by flirkann2008-05-29 21:23:14
    It helps to lay the screws out... by bitflipper2008-05-29 13:51:00
      I use a masking tape loop by flirkann2008-05-29 21:22:35
      i find a non-linting cloth... by unjust2008-05-29 14:19:03
  For precision screwdrivers, Wiha's are by Lab Rat2008-05-29 13:37:45
So, I was doing some research on a trip by amp_man2008-05-29 13:15:36
  That's a fishing boat. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 13:20:14
    So long as it isn't a phishing boat. by Miss L. Anyus2008-05-29 13:27:31
      Phishing boat? by VivianC2008-05-29 13:30:53
    Drat you and your fleet fingers! by VivianC2008-05-29 13:21:49
      LOL, and I never even thought of it by amp_man2008-05-29 13:26:20
        I thought so too by altordwm2008-05-29 13:33:20
          Agreed, especially the "For Great Justice" one (n/ (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 13:34:44
Quickpoll: Wich movie? by Bonzo2008-05-29 13:14:51
  Secret option E) The breakfast club! by Bonzo2008-05-29 13:31:13
    DON'T you. Forget about E. by kahuana2008-05-29 18:17:47
  B) by amp_man2008-05-29 13:23:01
    Second that. by Arman X2008-05-29 14:42:59
  Chronicles of Narnia by imrambi2008-05-29 13:16:18
    Seconded, I saw it last night, easily as good as by SaylorA2008-05-29 14:01:07
      ??? (no spoilers) by carthax2008-05-29 16:01:28
How come people in Oz don't fall off? :( (n/t) by krikkert2008-05-29 13:14:25
  Because GWI, Inc developed the Lollistick (TM), th by ag__wyvern2008-05-29 14:36:31
  They bounce of A'Tuin's back. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-05-29 14:06:17
  Stuck in vegemite? (n/t) by VivianC2008-05-29 13:18:06
  Gravity boots? (n/t) by Bonzo2008-05-29 13:16:41
HP can K.M.F.A.... *grrrrr* by shadowsystems2008-05-29 13:13:34
  *waves wand* "Basium Meus Solum!" by run.dll2008-05-29 17:49:51
  Because HP uses a universal driver system. by joecrouse2008-05-29 16:20:26
  HP is ridiculous like that. (n/t) by hobbs2008-05-29 15:55:31
  Scanner drivers (Twain) by Didactylos2008-05-29 13:22:49
  Be happy, thats a SMALL one! by DCTalk2008-05-29 13:19:32
    Yeah, sort-a... =/ by shadowsystems2008-05-29 14:35:11
ufmistakes.org updated by Spisefisken2008-05-29 13:11:39
So much for my wonderful health insurance. by Phoon2008-05-29 13:00:01
  Usually a year's waiting period at most. by esbita2008-05-29 15:11:32
    By the way by esbita2008-05-29 15:13:16
  In the US, there's the COBRA law... by jdelphiki2008-05-29 14:25:05
    Problem is, there *was* no prior insurance. by Phoon2008-05-29 16:08:57
  People who go postal didn't start out that way. by Phoon2008-05-29 13:57:17
  My coworker had an astute observation: by Phoon2008-05-29 13:39:38
    The ones who make that decision aren't the ones by kahuana2008-05-29 17:18:05
  Here's a trick for you: by RetiQlum22008-05-29 13:12:55
    Here's a better trick... by VivianC2008-05-29 13:16:40
      I can't even afford the shrink. by Phoon2008-05-29 13:17:27
        EAP for the non-prescribing shrink... by VivianC2008-05-29 13:20:31
          Or just take the PCP and look at the pretty colors (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-05-29 13:26:40
            I think you mean LSD. $4 at Walmart! (n/t) by VivianC2008-05-29 13:28:29
          Except the EAP won't even do that. by Phoon2008-05-29 13:21:06
            Maybe you can find a shrink that would help you... by VivianC2008-05-29 13:35:16
    And that's a great way to get your coverage by merlin2008-05-29 13:15:29
      Only if you have a regular doctor. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-05-29 13:18:48
    It's all part of the background check. (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 13:13:41
  Normal by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:01:09
    Not from what I can gather. (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 13:04:15
      Check with H.R. by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:08:22
        Turns out that's the case... by Phoon2008-05-29 14:17:29
        Not only that by Ston2008-05-29 14:11:18
          Except I haven't had insurance since... ever. (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 14:16:00
            Talk to your HR rep by Ston2008-05-29 14:32:11
      Your plan documents should specify how pre-ex's by merlin2008-05-29 13:08:21
        I don't have any plan documents. by Phoon2008-05-29 13:09:43
          Request the plan documents from HR, then. by merlin2008-05-29 13:11:28
            I'm still waiting for Risk Management to call me by Phoon2008-05-29 13:11:58
              If you don't mind, who's your insurance provider? (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 13:14:19
                Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Florida. (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 13:15:07
                  Are you in the State Employee PPO? by merlin2008-05-29 13:18:34
                    Here's their section on Pre-Ex conditions by merlin2008-05-29 13:23:03
  Not even through EAP? (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 13:00:52
    EAP doesn't do psychiatry. (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 13:01:22
      I don't know what kind of EAP you have, but ours by merlin2008-05-29 13:02:12
        "Psychiatric counseling" is an oxymoron. by Phoon2008-05-29 13:02:55
          I'm going to have to disagree with you there. by merlin2008-05-29 13:06:50
            Define "psychiatrist". by Phoon2008-05-29 13:09:00
              Yes, the psychiatrist can prescribe meds. by merlin2008-05-29 13:10:14
              Just because he can doesn't mean by Sterling_Ag2008-05-29 13:10:04
                This case does. (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 13:10:35
                  I'm not debating that. I'm just taking issue with by merlin2008-05-29 13:12:20
                    Okay then, it's not psychiatry if meds aren't an by Phoon2008-05-29 13:18:50
                      Not so. What about shock treatments! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-05-29 13:40:22
                        For ECT to be an option, by Phoon2008-05-29 13:41:03
                          I know. The point is, psychiatry is by Lab Rat2008-05-29 13:46:38
Nethack: ye gods by Eboreg2008-05-29 12:58:01
  By giving the next gnome you meet by sgrunt2008-05-29 13:02:51
    I'm a dwarf by Eboreg2008-05-29 13:13:01
The perfect tool for cutting wedding cake by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:21:51
  Ex-GF's cousin used the Cav saber that by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 13:36:32
  A WW1-era sword bayonet? (n/t) by nix2008-05-29 12:37:40
  Japanese bayonet from WWII? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-05-29 12:27:46
    1917 Enfield Bayonet by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:32:11
    That's a bayonet? by krikkert2008-05-29 12:30:57
      Yep! by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:34:30
  i dunno... he looks like a nice enough guy... by unjust2008-05-29 12:25:47
    *THWAP* by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:28:14
      Can I stare at the bride? (n/t) by altordwm2008-05-29 12:30:30
        Sure by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:33:44
          Next time I visit my uncle out there... by VivianC2008-05-29 12:47:36
            I'll let you know what shift she's on (n/t) by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:57:13
          you know the kinkiest folks dr..... (n/t) by unjust2008-05-29 12:45:33
            What can I say? by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:46:24
          sounds like fun ;) (n/t) by aprylmae2008-05-29 12:45:20
        Already there. :) (n/t) by VivianC2008-05-29 12:31:10
          ditto. she's georgeous (n/t) by aprylmae2008-05-29 12:32:31
            Something I learned a long time ago: by RetiQlum22008-05-29 12:35:51
              well, yea by aprylmae2008-05-29 12:40:26
              Exactly by bitflipper2008-05-29 12:38:52
                I showed up in a GBP750 kilt, myself... by carthax2008-05-29 12:42:22
                  Mine wasnt that much, but yea. :) by Sieldan2008-05-29 13:09:41
                  My older brother showed up in... by RetiQlum22008-05-29 12:49:41
          yeah who cares about bayonettes and gunholsters? by paritybit2008-05-29 12:32:00
Can you say OW! by crankshaft-jr2008-05-29 12:17:37
  I keep telling people to be carefull in OZ. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 12:44:22
*BUUUUUUUURP* by SnArL2008-05-29 12:15:34
  How were the brisket left overs? :-D(n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 13:46:14
    Ate them yesterday by SnArL2008-05-29 14:29:40
      LOL! You didn't taken any of the Flancocho! by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 14:33:11
You think he doesn't like Yankees? by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:06:58
  scuse me... my nose is neither little by voxwoman2008-05-29 17:55:31
  one more reason to love my state </sarcasm> (n/t) by ashyraine2008-05-29 15:12:39
  Plays "Marching through Georgia" (n/t) by tallastro2008-05-29 14:02:43
  Wow. That's some real vitriol. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 12:26:32
    I know a number of folks who don't believe the war by carthax2008-05-29 12:52:57
      They'd be shooting folks by Sterling_Ag2008-05-29 13:04:16
        Only Yankees and Boston Redsox fans. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-05-29 16:32:06
      General Lee surrendered his sword. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 12:55:44
        General Lee surrendered, I didn't by basher202008-05-29 14:05:04
        That was just strategery to get the d4Yankees by merlin2008-05-29 13:01:31
IRAQ War: I know there are several by ptkpres2008-05-29 12:00:13
  Did we reclassify Iraq from country to acronym? (n/t) by hobbs2008-05-29 12:47:10
    Possibly by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:09:35
      What's NFYOSS about: by kahuana2008-05-29 18:05:56
    Texas as well, apparently ;) (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 13:09:09
  definitely post the address. I may be able to by aprylmae2008-05-29 12:24:44
    Thanks, (n/t) by ptkpres2008-05-29 13:12:31
my domain is expiring by dennismv2008-05-29 11:56:03
  Don't let a domain go if you can afford to hang by hobbs2008-05-29 16:25:32
    question on squatters by dennismv2008-05-29 20:43:45
      To make money. by hobbs2008-05-29 22:02:34
  Donate to MIT is my vote. (n/t) by firehawk2008-05-29 12:44:15
  use the LOTD! (n/t) by varikin2008-05-29 12:03:40
ATTN Shadowsystems : GMail call, per your request (n/t) by Klaranth2008-05-29 11:40:02
Some kids get all the cool toys by DesertRat662008-05-29 11:00:30
  the "for target practice" bit really made me by aprylmae2008-05-29 11:04:26
    Me too. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 11:07:54
      He could have had a .22 (n/t) by run.dll2008-05-29 15:37:21
ACK! by dodrian2008-05-29 10:47:19
  Can you use USB by imrambi2008-05-29 10:49:07
What do we know about Windows 7? by merlin2008-05-29 10:46:21
  Vista only here 2 weeks... by TCabot2008-05-29 21:48:17
  I wouldn't let Vista touch my computer with... by RetiQlum22008-05-29 11:02:01
    I haven't had the slightest issue yet (n/t) by Fandango2008-05-29 11:08:14
      I have a deeply ingrained issue with an OS... by bitflipper2008-05-29 11:13:50
        I was hoping Win7 was going to use the new MinWin by merlin2008-05-29 11:23:19
          Looks like it is going to be completely rewritten. by Cural2008-05-29 13:58:33
            Aha! The truth revealed! by confused.brit2008-05-29 16:58:31
          How far back does Vista maintain compatibility? (n (n/t) by SaylorA2008-05-29 11:29:14
            To my knowledge a "Win95 program" will run on by merlin2008-05-29 11:30:31
              At the very least, MS should limit by SaylorA2008-05-29 11:38:23
                Anything not Windows 7 native should be by Blindman2008-05-29 12:43:40
                  Sounds kinda familiar. by aix tom2008-05-29 12:50:44
                    Exactly. by Blindman2008-05-29 13:15:22
          A lot of the vista issues are DRM related also (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 11:27:56
            True. I was speaking more in general terms, by merlin2008-05-29 11:29:36
              True, but then they would have to do somethign by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 11:35:18
I got the most heartbreaking news =P by aprylmae2008-05-29 10:40:16
  I'm so sorry to hear that. by SaylorA2008-05-29 10:43:23
    Umm, why? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-05-29 10:54:01
      I only have 28.8 dailup at home and I need by SaylorA2008-05-29 11:15:42
    {{{SaylorA}}} by aprylmae2008-05-29 10:44:14
Nude Maid 'Cleans Up' by DesertRat662008-05-29 10:33:40
  I think the "family jewels" went missing by toxin2008-05-29 10:54:41
    Nah, those won't go missing until divorce court (n (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 11:27:50
  I'm thinking papers are going to be signed. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 10:39:49
    maybe, maybe not by aprylmae2008-05-29 10:41:52
      Not likely... by Cural2008-05-29 15:05:18
      I get the impression she didn't know. by merlin2008-05-29 11:27:18
        He should have gone to a strip club. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 11:38:17
  wow by aprylmae2008-05-29 10:38:32
    At the risk of ruining a good story... by AndyA2008-05-29 11:10:23
      I suppose that's true, but still by aprylmae2008-05-29 12:18:05
        there's always the possibility of... by kelli2172008-05-29 14:15:46
    The value doesn't say much... by svengelska2008-05-29 10:49:24
      could be, by aprylmae2008-05-29 10:52:29
        Some guys by DesertRat662008-05-29 10:57:56
          Women have something above the neck? by RetiQlum22008-05-29 11:05:29
            Behind every successful woman is a man... by SnArL2008-05-29 12:18:22
              <groucho> by MatthewDBA2008-05-29 12:24:59
                I prefer, "behind every successful man by aprylmae2008-05-29 12:34:08
            I know I do by aprylmae2008-05-29 12:15:27
            Well unless they are by DesertRat662008-05-29 11:14:47
          true, but still by aprylmae2008-05-29 11:01:47
            Several possibilities by DesertRat662008-05-29 11:07:13
              With regards to #2 by merlin2008-05-29 11:25:51
                Yes and? by DesertRat662008-05-29 11:29:00
                  Okay, that's possible. The way I read it, though, by merlin2008-05-29 11:31:27
                    Sometimes what you read is not by DesertRat662008-05-29 11:36:12
                      Guess the "dads" arrest history explains by hangman2008-05-29 11:53:13
              I'm reminded of the movie "American Gangster" by Miss L. Anyus2008-05-29 11:14:07
    Assuming he wasn't complicit. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-05-29 10:47:34
Heh! I read "re-naturalize" as "re-neutralize" by bitflipper2008-05-29 10:16:06
*om nom nom nom* by merlin2008-05-29 10:08:45
  company is providing lunch today. by aprylmae2008-05-29 10:14:58
    mmmmmmmmmm, that was goooood by aprylmae2008-05-29 12:22:19
  This begs the question by AnimeJ2008-05-29 10:12:27
    Italian BMT (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 10:23:44
      You should ask them for a "pizza sub" by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 13:39:38
        The version here is a Chicken Pizziola by confused.brit2008-05-29 17:16:27
My official luser moment for the week by Miss L. Anyus2008-05-29 10:01:06
  I had a luser once who did this: by RetiQlum22008-05-29 10:50:11
    {{{RetiQlum2}}} Ouch by Miss L. Anyus2008-05-29 10:55:21
      Well, two things: by RetiQlum22008-05-29 11:12:01
        Appologized? Cookies? She's forgiven ;D (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-05-29 11:16:06
          You forgot the "pretty" part. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 11:25:17
            I want to know more about the certified letter :) (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 11:28:50
              Not too much to tell. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 11:56:01
  {{{Miss L. Anyus}}} by bitflipper2008-05-29 10:08:51
    Thanks, but no worries. I ended by laughing my by Miss L. Anyus2008-05-29 10:12:38
An invitation to an Art Gallery show by toxin2008-05-29 09:54:34
Seriously, dude... by SnArL2008-05-29 09:49:25
  Bad day with the Users? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-05-29 10:01:56
Hey DR, get your popcorn ready!! by merlin2008-05-29 09:45:50
  Forget popcorn: I want a beer and a hot-dog! by RetiQlum22008-05-29 10:05:59
  Cool... I wish we had that. (n/t) by veran2008-05-29 10:03:28
  *chuckle* by aprylmae2008-05-29 10:00:58
  Ohhh neat! *forwards* (n/t) by DesertRat662008-05-29 09:52:40
I need some help: by RetiQlum22008-05-29 09:29:26
  if you've got a xp install disk handy by Freakazoid2008-05-29 09:42:55
    I don't have XP. I use 2000. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 09:46:32
  You will want this by imrambi2008-05-29 09:33:31
    I've been looking for that for *AGES* by skippy-ish_guy2008-05-29 09:57:04
    Thanks. Wish me luck. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-05-29 09:45:28
      I've used it half a dozen times. by AndyA2008-05-29 10:04:17
    I really should bookmark that. by AndyA2008-05-29 09:39:24
  There is a Linux utility to change the passwords by radiowave9112008-05-29 09:32:57
Earthquake by veran2008-05-29 09:27:49
  I will not tell you what I was doing when... by Lady-Luna2008-05-29 10:45:58
    My son had that happen to him once as well... by MISrobin22008-05-29 11:45:43
  USGS reports... by MISrobin22008-05-29 09:55:04
    The point of origin is in a place called by veran2008-05-29 10:02:11
      Ewull foos. (n/t) by kahuana2008-05-29 17:21:12
      it's pronounced "öl - fus" (n/t) by kelli2172008-05-29 10:58:08
        Sounds right to me (n/t) by bitflipper2008-05-29 11:15:08
  Iceland? by desiredusername2008-05-29 09:38:24
    Ooooh, vacation by Lady-Luna2008-05-29 10:43:26
    Yeah. by veran2008-05-29 10:00:42
  Stay safe by bitflipper2008-05-29 09:31:01
    I plan to surf them. (n/t) by veran2008-05-29 10:00:12
      :grin: Shoulda known. Have fun! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-05-29 10:04:26
I am in a mood now. by voxwoman2008-05-29 09:05:53
  Watch some Babylon5 that'll take your mind off it by RetiQlum22008-05-29 09:10:21
  {{{voxwoman}}} by bitflipper2008-05-29 09:09:56
  I believe the answer you are looking for is... by y2kdragon2008-05-29 09:07:20
*mwahahahahhahahaha* It's Alive!!!! by merlin2008-05-29 08:50:20
  Please tell me you didn't name it Skynet. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-05-29 08:52:54
    A query? Nope. But now that you've given me the by merlin2008-05-29 09:04:21
      delete * from humans (n/t) by joresgump2008-05-29 11:17:37
        *grins* (n/t) by merlin2008-05-29 11:32:04
More on Soldier Electrocutions by DesertRat662008-05-29 08:48:03
  ya... by unjust2008-05-29 11:08:31
  A six-month plan for an indefinite war does by toxin2008-05-29 10:31:59
    it really is a miracle.... by unjust2008-05-29 11:42:49
      It may just not be reported. by subbywan2008-05-29 11:45:58
        Been known since at least 2004 by DesertRat662008-05-29 11:52:38
          Why are they relying on locals? by subbywan2008-05-29 12:08:24
            Congress by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:27:32
              No problem with them using locals as such by subbywan2008-05-29 12:29:29
                Taking a guess here by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:44:51
                  That would be incorrect. by subbywan2008-05-29 12:49:22
                    Editorials by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:56:43
                      LOTS of chance for bias. by subbywan2008-05-29 13:02:58
                        Sure they can by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:26:44
                          KBR was involved well before then. by subbywan2008-05-29 13:28:43
                            I know there are all sorts of penalties by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:48:07
                              That's *NOW*. The problem isn't what's going on by subbywan2008-05-29 13:53:21
                                Actually Privatization by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:57:02
                                Irrelevant. If you want to play THAT game by subbywan2008-05-29 14:06:18
                                Except we're not discussing that by DesertRat662008-05-29 14:22:44
                                And that article states it was Bush/Reps by subbywan2008-05-29 14:27:09
                                No... by DesertRat662008-05-29 14:40:27
                                Yes, they were put there. by subbywan2008-05-29 14:46:17
                                Which argument? by DesertRat662008-05-29 15:11:16
                                Nope. I've been consistant about KBR by subbywan2008-05-29 15:36:00
                                All right by desertrat662008-05-29 16:33:09
                                Answer the questions posed in the links I gave by subbywan2008-05-29 16:41:30
                                Do you know the story of the $10,000 coffee pot? by desertrat662008-05-29 18:33:41
                                Yes, I am. Which doesn't excuse anything. by subbywan2008-05-29 18:48:10
                                If you're familiar with the coffee pot by DesertRat662008-05-29 19:46:04
                                I disagree. KBR fails because they did not ASSUME by subbywan2008-05-29 20:04:43
                                Don't have 75 min. to watch it by DesertRat662008-05-29 19:43:58
                                Nope. The whole thing is worth watching. (n/t) by subbywan2008-05-29 20:05:49
                                Not with my schedule (n/t) by DesertRat662008-05-29 20:56:04
    Book for you by DesertRat662008-05-29 11:41:01
      Book for you by toxin2008-05-29 12:55:32
        Ah yes the George Soros Bankrolled Book by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:59:18
          You bought that trope did you? by toxin2008-05-29 13:42:39
            Your link is full of fail by desertrat662008-05-29 18:42:20
              So the whole thing fails because of one unanswered by subbywan2008-05-29 18:49:57
          The difference is this: by Phoon2008-05-29 13:06:15
            Sorry to dissapoint by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:13:08
              Rove will comment on anything, except under oath. by toxin2008-05-29 13:51:45
                "Executive Privelege" by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:54:46
                  Oh, and then if he can comment publicly for $$$$ by toxin2008-05-29 14:43:51
                  Executive priviledge applies to conversations with by toxin2008-05-29 14:24:35
                  Excuse-mongering. by subbywan2008-05-29 14:07:50
                    Call it what you like by DesertRat662008-05-29 14:27:03
                      Why could the media *need* a recourse? (n/t) by subbywan2008-05-29 14:35:07
                        Precisely (n/t) by DesertRat662008-05-29 14:41:39
                          No, not precisely at all. by subbywan2008-05-29 14:44:21
                            You answered your own question by DesertRat662008-05-29 15:05:58
                              which merely makes him a coward (n/t) by subbywan2008-05-29 15:08:14
                                Or smart, depending on your P.O.V. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-05-29 15:12:44
                                Smart like Clinton going to Canada, yes. (n/t) by subbywan2008-05-29 15:36:34
              answers: by subbywan2008-05-29 13:23:57
                Which raises more questions by DesertRat662008-05-29 13:44:58
                  To a degree, he probably is. by subbywan2008-05-29 13:50:27
  The Phrase `WIBBLE' comes to mind by Hieraco2008-05-29 09:05:04
    Yeah. yesterday I made the mistake by DesertRat662008-05-29 09:48:15
      Well, par for the course. by kelli2172008-05-29 11:05:00
        *sigh* by DesertRat662008-05-29 11:27:37
          What? by kelli2172008-05-29 12:13:28
            SNAFU's been around since 1941 by DesertRat662008-05-29 12:51:09
              Exactly. by kelli2172008-05-29 13:58:35
                That level of cynicism takes about a week by DesertRat662008-05-29 15:13:35
                  Did I fall into a Monty Python sketch? by kelli2172008-05-29 19:46:47
                    It's not you. (n/t) by subbywan2008-05-29 20:13:08
  Good Lord those boxes are scary! by RetiQlum22008-05-29 09:04:45
    Open enclosures in Iraq's climate, though... by bitflipper2008-05-29 09:17:43
      And don't expect your DSL you work too well. (n/t) by AndyA2008-05-29 09:42:21
  Starts to twitch (n/t) by Imp2008-05-29 09:01:16
Anyone here used ServerView? by Bonzo2008-05-29 08:08:54
I used to manage a water supply system by chrisbee2008-05-29 07:56:13
  Arsenic is natural. Hemlock is organic. by werehatrack2008-05-29 08:49:11
    So is asbestos... (n/t) by audiogeek20002008-05-29 09:44:11
    So is snake venom. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 09:13:16
      But it's not vegan. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-05-29 09:14:20
        It's given voluntarily (n/t) by UnFair2008-05-29 09:34:50
          Not always; much is harvested. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-05-29 17:00:49
    Heh! Quantum Mechanics as applied to... by bitflipper2008-05-29 08:54:45
Cool. User Friendly got reviewed on Websnark. by Esteis2008-05-29 07:46:21
  nicely done by aprylmae2008-05-29 09:19:54
    I've learned a lot about computers hanging out her by josie_beller2008-05-30 10:14:24
    not a bad idea by ag__wyvern2008-05-29 15:31:30
  A very fair review by Illiad2008-05-29 08:31:48
    It's a valid sentiment. by ag__wyvern2008-05-29 15:28:34
    All I could think about when I was reading by voxwoman2008-05-29 09:38:53
      Ah, Peanuts. by Illiad2008-05-29 10:49:42
      I can think of several more; by SaylorA2008-05-29 10:30:22
        lots more by aprylmae2008-05-29 10:48:23
    I had a strange thought about that. by skippy-ish_guy2008-05-29 09:32:03
    Yeah, but even some of the syndicated pros miss... by bitflipper2008-05-29 08:47:10
      Absolutely. All this week Doonesbury has by merlin2008-05-29 08:49:25
        Isn't Trudeu in semi-retirement, though? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-05-29 08:51:25
        Doonesbury has been in reruns for a couple of by Snate2008-05-29 08:51:01
  When are we starting this wiki then? (n/t) by sazzer2008-05-29 08:14:50
    I dunno... by bitflipper2008-05-29 08:23:48
      Cthulu wears Armani? by oot2008-05-29 08:26:12
        He's a politician. It's dress code. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-05-29 08:52:46
        Because he's evil. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 08:44:31
        Well, looks like Armani to me... (IANI, though) by bitflipper2008-05-29 08:42:54
  My favorite part, so far: by Phoon2008-05-29 07:56:05
    I think this is my favorite: by merlin2008-05-29 08:28:35
      Along those lines by basher202008-05-29 14:45:10
      That was my fav as well. (n/t) by VivianC2008-05-29 08:52:58
  ATTN: JD by Esteis2008-05-29 07:47:26
Note on home made Chocolate pretzels by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 07:43:37
  So are they valley pretzels? by merlin2008-05-29 08:51:56
    <valley girl> Like..Oh..My.. Gosh No!!111 by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 10:44:00
Hang on... the package is here? by Bellator2008-05-29 07:25:22
  I can't believe you asked that question. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 08:47:46
    I had to... by Bellator2008-05-29 09:38:25
  Nope.. by Bonzo2008-05-29 08:33:29
  Food can wait by y2kdragon2008-05-29 08:21:05
  Lucky! by hactar the uhhh2008-05-29 07:26:34
    You're both lucky.. by AnimeJ2008-05-29 07:33:42
      You're all lucky! by dodrian2008-05-29 07:36:09
        No, you are lucky. by da-gimp2008-05-29 08:24:59
        You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all by oot2008-05-29 08:00:56
          That banister's lucky! </obligatory> (n/t) by carthax2008-05-29 10:20:05
          It's astounding... (n/t) by werehatrack2008-05-29 08:53:49
            Time is fleeting... (n/t) by kelli2172008-05-29 11:28:33
              Madness takes its toll... (n/t) by bitflipper2008-05-29 11:30:56
            Time is fleeting... (n/t) by bitflipper2008-05-29 11:24:57
        Am I lucky? by oedlan2008-05-29 07:37:57
          Nope by dodrian2008-05-29 08:30:18
          Your the luckiest of all by imrambi2008-05-29 07:38:35
            That makes the assumption by AnimeJ2008-05-29 07:47:16
Just received form campus administration: by EnzoMatrix2008-05-29 07:09:54
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-05-29 10:46:20
  Felicitations! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-05-29 07:33:25
  Fire up the Congas, bring out the Rats! by oedlan2008-05-29 07:29:40
    And DANCE Baby!! =) by EnzoMatrix2008-05-29 08:13:46
  Gefeliciteerd! (n/t) by madjo2008-05-29 07:27:23
  Congratulations! :-D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 07:17:55
  Congrats (n/t) by imrambi2008-05-29 07:11:14
  Grootzah (n/t) by aprylmae2008-05-29 07:10:41
Any experiences with Strattera? by Phoon2008-05-29 07:00:01
  Kidlet takes straterra by DesertRat662008-05-29 08:07:27
  ADHD or depression? by karn2008-05-29 07:41:53
    Both. by Phoon2008-05-29 07:50:49
Ok, say it with me... by hactar the uhhh2008-05-29 06:53:54
  I come bearing gifts...... by drmoats2008-05-29 07:24:18
    CHOCOLATE! by hactar the uhhh2008-05-29 07:25:30
      No, you wouldn't gain weight........ by drmoats2008-05-29 07:34:25
  but what if I bring cookies? :o) by morenna2008-05-29 07:05:40
    Cookies will definitely help! by hactar the uhhh2008-05-29 07:23:23
      yeah. queue jumping is bad. by morenna2008-05-29 08:16:05
        Or my favorite: by Imp2008-05-29 09:04:40
  *eats hactar's lunch* by y2kdragon2008-05-29 06:57:53
    You agai....err..wait... by hactar the uhhh2008-05-29 07:24:27
      Oh, I'm sorry by y2kdragon2008-05-29 08:18:57
Note to users, ASAP goes on the bottom of the pile by Jeff_UK2008-05-29 06:51:33
  ASAP = "After Someone Asks *Politely*" (n/t) by Twitchh2008-05-29 07:26:22
  Definition of "ASAP" by y2kdragon2008-05-29 06:59:30
    The problem is, most of them come back with by Jeff_UK2008-05-29 07:09:20
      Return the form by y2kdragon2008-05-29 08:17:40
      Put the above disclaimer on the help tickets by bitflipper2008-05-29 07:26:19
      What do you do if someone writes "Yesterday"? (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 07:19:16
        In cases of "Top Priority" by lshurr2008-05-29 12:08:48
        Start leaving the year off your forms by EndlessWaves2008-05-29 08:19:06
          Not yesterday's date. by Phoon2008-05-29 09:36:42
        When they say they need it yesterday.. by AnimeJ2008-05-29 07:36:35
        Attach necessary forms for equipment purchase... by werehatrack2008-05-29 07:33:27
          You forgot the De Lorean by imWACC02008-05-29 07:45:11
            I'd use a Nash Metropolitan, myself. by werehatrack2008-05-29 08:45:11
              Go all the way by MatthewDBA2008-05-29 09:38:45
                If I had to pick, though... by kelli2172008-05-29 11:52:50
        1-800-4-TARDIS by imWACC02008-05-29 07:32:31
          That's too funny. You owe me a keyboard. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-05-29 08:58:33
          These folks? by werehatrack2008-05-29 07:35:49
    You just need a new sign by sazzer2008-05-29 07:06:20
      Amen (n/t) by java5nerd2008-05-29 07:08:46
    "After September. April, Possibly." (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 07:06:06
      ^^ I like this one. *takes note* ^^ (n/t) by Sharku2008-05-29 07:43:26
Parking problem at our local railroad station. by klar_at_work2008-05-29 06:30:34
  In some cities I know... by werehatrack2008-05-29 06:59:43
    Actually, they adding 600+ more to the list by Klaranth2008-05-29 09:31:12
  Good for them by y2kdragon2008-05-29 06:44:51
    The admins need plexiglottomies. (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 07:07:49
No-thank-you. No eating there for me! by oedlan2008-05-29 06:07:28
  It's only bad by y2kdragon2008-05-29 06:45:58
    But isn't that... by MadnessASAP2008-05-29 07:03:15
  C'mon! I hear they have great calamari! (n/t) by Phoon2008-05-29 06:36:14
    Do you mean by oedlan2008-05-29 06:47:20
      I'm *pretty* sure that's not FYOSS. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-05-29 06:55:10
      I heard about it from some fisherman. by Phoon2008-05-29 06:50:37
        Eww. Ewwwwww. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww (n/t) by oedlan2008-05-29 06:54:33
          Victoly! by Phoon2008-05-29 06:55:58
Uwe Ball to make a movie from a famous videogame: by veran2008-05-29 06:04:58
  The blocking for those scenes... by jdelphiki2008-05-29 10:15:22
  Old news. by Phoon2008-05-29 07:24:53
  That's a picture of a sand dune . . . (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-05-29 06:13:58
    that's what I got too (n/t) by aprylmae2008-05-29 06:15:37
      Yea. I'm VERY disapointed .. by aix tom2008-05-29 06:18:10
        One needs to use that indi-thingy by veran2008-05-29 06:19:46
  Uh, wut? by y2kdragon2008-05-29 06:06:32
I have to call a man about a job in a couple hours by raptillicus2008-05-29 05:56:13
  Question becomes by y2kdragon2008-05-29 06:03:04
    It's not where you spend time. by Phoon2008-05-29 07:21:29
      Not exactly by y2kdragon2008-05-29 08:15:01
Dear UFicle: Has AVG gone completely non-free? by Sharku2008-05-29 05:42:42
  They want you to pay. by staticsan2008-05-29 17:06:04
  You can still get it for free... by jdelphiki2008-05-29 05:49:03
    Ok, thanks to you both. by Sharku2008-05-29 07:37:08
  AVG is still free by j_nukeman2008-05-29 05:48:07
*Decides nautral is better* Bring back the plague! by Arman X2008-05-29 05:41:11
  You probably shouldn't post that *online*. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-05-29 06:47:36
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-05-29 05:30:02
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-05-29 05:22:11
New Beverly Hills Cop by madjo2008-05-29 05:15:34
  Bad by y2kdragon2008-05-29 06:00:30
  As long as they don't... by jdelphiki2008-05-29 05:50:58
    hire Uwe Boll to direct... by veran2008-05-29 05:54:56
      /cry by y2kdragon2008-05-29 06:05:15
        And I have not seen one of his films. by veran2008-05-29 06:14:23
Invoke: mekkanik_mike by oedlan2008-05-29 05:01:05
  thankee... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 05:12:59
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-05-29 04:34:46
  Crud. by suicide_king2008-05-29 13:03:18
Invoke: Retiqlum2 by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 04:34:39
  Yes, I have. by RetiQlum22008-05-29 09:25:01
Anyone used SPLUNK? by airborneric2008-05-29 04:25:13
Underclocking my CPU? Heat problem again. (repost) by Skelwar2008-05-29 04:25:02
  It sounds like your HSF by imrambi2008-05-29 06:18:52
    It doesn't have good contact. by Skelwar2008-05-29 06:37:36
      Check with your local PC shop and see if they have by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 07:25:21
        *sigh* by Skelwar2008-05-29 07:45:40
          trust us, it's a good thing by Freakazoid2008-05-29 08:37:48
            I'm rather surprised, myself. by Skelwar2008-05-29 08:40:30
              For comparison by hobbs2008-05-29 10:12:29
                ya, mine's around there as well by Freakazoid2008-05-29 10:33:37
                  Yeah, mine's the 35W 3800+ by hobbs2008-05-29 15:51:40
              I found some heat paste! by Skelwar2008-05-29 10:01:38
                Yay! I'm a happy Skelwar! by Skelwar2008-05-29 10:42:54
                  Good deal :) glad to hear it! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-05-29 11:09:34
                    So... quiet!! Argh! I miss the noise. :-( (n/t) by Skelwar2008-05-29 11:21:13
Attn: all wi-fi allergic people by Eboreg2008-05-29 04:14:54
Reposted: MySQL problem with webhoster (@FST777) by Fuxi2008-05-29 04:01:18
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-05-29 04:00:02
Eh, sharks are pretty safe by albertw2008-05-29 03:43:13
  Hug some sandpaper-wrapped sandbag. by roger G. rapid2008-05-29 09:45:38
  on the subject of shark hugging by dbss06e2008-05-29 07:00:22
  I can vouch for that,... by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 05:14:40
  'ello, the name's Bruce by madjo2008-05-29 03:52:49
    Don't bring me down by y2kdragon2008-05-29 05:58:29
    *Oh, a chum for Chum* by oedlan2008-05-29 04:07:18
Missing QOTD. by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 03:35:37
  Every UFie meet by Hieraco2008-05-29 08:56:17
    EEEEWWWWW =)P (n/t) by Snate2008-05-29 09:17:57
  Underwears are changed daily by AnimeJ2008-05-29 07:33:02
  Once every two days. (n/t) by Esteis2008-05-29 07:28:35
  Changing underwear... by y2kdragon2008-05-29 06:07:19
  IDGI by Skelwar2008-05-29 04:20:36
    "What do you mean, these are my underpants?" by Tomo2008-05-29 05:57:08
  Once a day.. by karl-henrik2008-05-29 04:15:02
  Underwear? (n/t) by mostlyharmles2008-05-29 04:09:40
    if memory serves by aprylmae2008-05-29 05:39:02
      Diaper? by oedlan2008-05-29 05:53:29
        no, my rear end is sneaky and violent. by aprylmae2008-05-29 06:06:15
          ditto... by papadixon2008-05-29 07:47:23
            I guess I have actually worn some 3 times in the by aprylmae2008-05-29 08:20:01
  Change every day. by EnzoMatrix2008-05-29 03:40:29
    Every morning by oedlan2008-05-29 04:03:51
      you keep your clothes on while showering? O.o by madjo2008-05-29 04:14:27
        It's a time saver, and water conservation by aprylmae2008-05-29 06:08:23
        It's in the morning!!! by karl-henrik2008-05-29 04:15:54
          Now I know why I failed that math test. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-05-29 04:21:17
  I change them pretty much every time I take them by Phoon2008-05-29 03:40:23
    Same here. (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2008-05-29 11:50:52
User Request. by oedlan2008-05-29 02:51:03
  Simple! by bitflipper2008-05-29 14:34:55
  You're the IT guy! You're supposed to be psychic! by RetiQlum22008-05-29 10:36:47
  Print out something obscene (non-FYOSS) by Hieraco2008-05-29 08:54:04
  After talking about it by oedlan2008-05-29 03:03:35
    When did Hogwarts get a computer lab? by imWACC02008-05-29 04:23:43
      If it's in the Room of Requirement by voxwoman2008-05-29 05:02:53
        Only works for those with need. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-05-29 09:12:55
        Someone doing a Printer Repair course? (n/t) by sazzer2008-05-29 05:09:01
      Someone Requred it? (n/t) by oedlan2008-05-29 04:56:06
  Some questions: by ideur2008-05-29 02:58:35
    Additional question: by y2kdragon2008-05-29 05:54:41
  How does she pick up the print outs, by Vectorz2008-05-29 02:52:31
    That is what we want to know too. by oedlan2008-05-29 02:53:44
6 month after LASIK by dennismv2008-05-29 02:45:54
  I have an (ir)rational fear by Tomo2008-05-29 05:43:13
    I have a *rational* fear of lasers to the eye. by kahuana2008-05-29 16:59:27
    You want an example of a bad candidate? by AndyA2008-05-29 09:21:59
    Pah! Be a real geek: DIY! *hands laserpointer* by roger G. rapid2008-05-29 09:05:04
  (Jealous pout) I wish I could do that.... by shadowsystems2008-05-29 02:54:56
    *confused* by Sterling_Ag2008-05-29 07:57:07
      Costs. n/t by roger G. rapid2008-05-29 08:56:34
Problem with excel sheets embedded in Word. by huitzilopochtli2008-05-29 02:05:16
  Why not just use Word tables? You can do by merlin2008-05-29 12:59:24
    You can? Really? by huitzilopochtli2008-05-29 16:03:33
  Burn Excel. Burn Word. by jdelphiki2008-05-29 05:11:51
    Yeah, they've been used around here for 10 years. by huitzilopochtli2008-05-29 06:07:04
  you should only have to by flirkann2008-05-29 02:29:21
    Yes, but not quite. by huitzilopochtli2008-05-29 05:58:10
      User too picky error. Reset user via blunt object. (n/t) by kelli2172008-05-29 06:45:14
        What about when the user is your boss? (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2008-05-29 08:10:16
          User has exceeded his Peter Principle level. by kelli2172008-05-29 14:00:12
      Oh, and thanks! by huitzilopochtli2008-05-29 06:04:47
  Stick to editing in Excel, and repaste after edit. by EnzoMatrix2008-05-29 02:16:42
    Not good enough, I'm afraid. by huitzilopochtli2008-05-29 06:02:21
    /agree by y2kdragon2008-05-29 05:52:01
MMMLOTD by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 01:45:09
  (Sniffle) Those were... *beautiful*. =D by shadowsystems2008-05-29 02:27:45
    Winston's was catchy too.. :P (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-05-29 02:35:33
      True... True. =)P by shadowsystems2008-05-29 02:51:27
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2008-05-29 01:30:02
  Busy times with thesis. by Calissa2008-05-29 02:49:09
Illiad's all-human-must-die side is showing. (n/t) by krikkert2008-05-29 01:19:02
  Attn: Spisefisken by roger G. rapid2008-05-29 09:23:49
    I'll will agree on Sante Fe by Spisefisken2008-05-29 13:05:36
      I will on the other hand not agree on using the by Spisefisken2008-05-29 13:07:08
  He must have met *those* by veran2008-05-29 06:01:24
  I guess, just like us, by EnzoMatrix2008-05-29 02:26:53
attn: Taitano: Regarding programming challenges by EnzoMatrix2008-05-29 01:11:38
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-05-29 01:00:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-05-29 00:42:18
  *comes in* Hi all! by roger G. rapid2008-05-29 10:23:20
  Yay! Pancakes! by Nea2008-05-29 08:38:59
    *puts out a jar of blueberry jam* by afterburner2008-05-29 09:22:52
    Watch out for the sunspots! by bitflipper2008-05-29 08:50:12
  'Morning by bitflipper2008-05-29 06:19:07
  {{{Treehugger}}} by vampire2008-05-29 06:10:40
  {{{shark}}} by afterburneR2008-05-29 05:53:56
    That's when you start writing things in the text by Nea2008-05-29 08:44:40
      That's true by afterburner2008-05-29 09:14:13
  morning by aprylmae2008-05-29 05:53:07
  Pancakes should have chocolate chips in them. by raptillicus2008-05-29 05:16:02
    Then let it be so by Treehugger2008-05-29 05:44:30
      Does Illiaways have candles? by raptillicus2008-05-29 06:00:34
  You had to say "pancakes" by y2kdragon2008-05-29 05:14:29
    sorry. *serves pancakes* by Treehugger2008-05-29 05:42:26
      Thanks, hun by y2kdragon2008-05-29 05:44:47
  Mmmmmmm Pancakes! by wabbit652008-05-29 04:00:31
    *serves stack of pancakes with syrup and bacon* by Treehugger2008-05-29 04:45:42
      *climbs ladder to diving board* by wabbit652008-05-29 05:42:08
        *serves another plate of pancakes* by Treehugger2008-05-29 05:43:25
          \o/ Yay! by wabbit652008-05-29 05:50:54
  You got sun?? by syren2008-05-29 01:09:19
    Bits of. Shhhhh. You'll scare it away by Treehugger2008-05-29 01:13:35
      Heee :) by syren2008-05-29 01:36:36
        {{{{quad}}}} by Treehugger2008-05-29 01:41:13
          Yay or Nay?? by syren2008-05-29 01:48:10
            mixed is right by Treehugger2008-05-29 02:17:31
              Yeah - think that's the best attack plan. by syren2008-05-29 02:24:22
  Good morning by Vectorz2008-05-29 01:05:51
    Oh no! Not a hungry Vectorz! by Treehugger2008-05-29 01:12:33
      *devours pancakes* by Vectorz2008-05-29 01:26:01
        *serves another stack of pancakes* by Treehugger2008-05-29 01:34:49
          Bloke came ot give a presentaion about Nano- stuff by Vectorz2008-05-29 01:44:36
  yay! give! by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 00:53:42
    Now then. What's the magic word? by Treehugger2008-05-29 01:00:16
      {{{{treehugger}}}} by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 01:01:44
        *serves pancakes and BAS* by Treehugger2008-05-29 01:04:48
          See? by y2kdragon2008-05-29 05:45:42
          *digs in* by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 01:14:46
Erwin: Don't forget Malaria and Smallpox. (n/t) by raptor_872008-05-29 00:27:52
  Lightning, tornadoes, hurricanes by voxwoman2008-05-29 05:05:58
    hurricane by acl682008-05-29 06:23:22
    Hug a tornado today! (n/t) by jdelphiki2008-05-29 05:12:32
      I love alliterations by acl682008-05-29 06:40:57
  smallpox is now extinct, isn't it? by voxwoman2008-05-29 05:04:08
    Not according to Wikipedia by digitig2008-05-29 05:15:59
      I guess the CDC/WHO wants to keep by voxwoman2008-05-29 05:54:02
        Oh is *that* what they did? by MatthewDBA2008-05-29 06:01:43
          Yeah, they decided to borrow from 12 Monkeys by voxwoman2008-05-29 07:23:56
  When I read "re-naturalize" I thought feces. (n/t) by Bertram2008-05-29 03:28:16
    I'm still curious. by mostlyharmles2008-05-29 04:04:55
  some mushrooms by acl682008-05-29 03:05:59
  Asbestos by TTL2008-05-29 01:14:25
  I always urge the herbs are good for you people... by jimli2008-05-29 00:46:21
    Sorry, I don't know any werewolves. (n/t) by raptor_872008-05-29 00:47:36
      Take some of these curare mints then. (n/t) by aix tom2008-05-29 01:01:54
  Uranium, too. (n/t) by whybird2008-05-29 00:40:44
    No, uranium is evil technology. by moddermonster2008-05-29 01:32:39
      But it has this nice shiny look by Cokish2008-05-29 01:55:02
    Remember, nuclear reactors are natural. by raptor_872008-05-29 00:46:56
      Certainly: by digitig2008-05-29 05:21:50
        Gravitationally confined fusion FTW! (n/t) by raptor_872008-05-29 13:24:38
      of cause they are... by wluut2008-05-29 01:49:54
  Plague ! Came from Rats. by klar_at_work2008-05-29 00:31:45
    Transported with rats right? by karl-henrik2008-05-29 00:34:47
      And is actually a microorganism by Vectorz2008-05-29 01:10:59
        That would be an unusual usage by PeKaJe2008-05-29 03:09:06
          and then there's pnuemonic plague by morenna2008-05-29 04:58:59
      From the fleas, yes. by shadowsystems2008-05-29 00:42:10
        Fleas yes, rhyme no... by UnseemlyWeasel2008-05-29 10:11:21
One step closer to cyborg monkey overlords! by PeKaJe2008-05-29 00:18:02
  To borrow a Slashdot meme... by shadowsystems2008-05-29 00:38:14
    Step 1: Build cybernetic monkey overlord by madjo2008-05-29 01:23:52
      Step 2: by vectorz2008-05-29 02:17:03
        Step 3: PROFIT! =D by shadowsystems2008-05-29 02:56:31
But air already doesn't wear clothes. by fudje2008-05-29 00:17:45
Best. Quote. Evar... XD XD XD by shadowsystems2008-05-29 00:13:43
  But who's Jake Slade? by zeiram2008-05-29 00:21:04
    I have no idea, but... by shadowsystems2008-05-29 00:36:52
  Heard a great joke yesterday, but it might be by klar_at_work2008-05-29 00:18:12
    but very funny! :) (n/t) by madjo2008-05-29 01:25:08
    You know my email address... by shadowsystems2008-05-29 00:33:35
      Not from here. Will just join Sporks in about 10 h by klar_at_work2008-05-29 01:31:05
!O.O! =>.<= XD ... GoooOO ERWIN! Hehehehehehe.... by shadowsystems2008-05-29 00:05:50
  My argument used to be mushroom poison (n/t) by parker2008-05-29 01:06:35
    *hugs mushroom poison* by Vectorz2008-05-29 01:11:44
      You feel something... shrivel. by roger G. rapid2008-05-29 07:04:00
  Tis silly, no? by merfax2008-05-29 00:16:14
    would solve the problem of overpopulation by madjo2008-05-29 02:14:47
      So would... by y2kdragon2008-05-29 04:48:53
        If you doubt... by y2kdragon2008-05-29 10:41:56
    Peasants were 30, noblemen had 55. (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-05-29 00:19:02
      Noblemen probably weren't anti-tech. (n/t) by Eroen2008-05-29 00:30:49
  what about manure? it's natural! by RunNeoRun2008-05-29 00:10:46
    nope... this is 100% gas... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-05-29 00:17:08
Translations by Nea2008-05-29 00:01:02
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by madjo2008-05-29 01:21:11
    By MadJo by madjo2008-05-29 01:22:44
  Deutsch/German TLP (n/t) by Estigy2008-05-29 00:01:39
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2008-05-29 10:12:08
    by Dravonk by Dravonk2008-05-29 00:16:29
      Schön! :) by roger G. rapid2008-05-29 07:26:55
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-05-29 00:00:34
  New Question! by AnimeJ2008-05-29 06:55:03
    Not sure what you are looking for here by Hieraco2008-05-29 08:47:42
      It's kind of hard to be by AnimeJ2008-05-29 13:26:20
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-05-29 00:00:01
  GrasshopperknifedSharontwicedaily by ideur2008-05-29 00:00:59
    29 seconds! (n/t) by sgrunt2008-05-29 00:28:30
      But i always save the strip first! (n/t) by ideur2008-05-29 01:01:01
    Green in Opera (#00A000) (n/t) by ideur2008-05-29 00:02:56
  GrasshopperknifedSharontwicedaily by sgrunt2008-05-29 00:00:30

 

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