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Cartoon for Apr 06, 2008
Strip for Apr 06, 2008
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LHC Back Online! by glitch2009-11-22 05:28:52
Quote Of The Moment by oedlan2008-04-06 23:09:18
  Another one by oedlan2008-04-06 23:11:05
When I drag, you follow! Capisce? by Khaar2008-04-06 23:09:08
ATTN RetiQlum2 : Battle info : by Klaranth2008-04-06 23:07:50
First day on new diet by oedlan2008-04-06 22:34:10
  That sounds like the Atkins Diet. by RetiQlum22008-04-06 22:46:03
    Yes, sort of by oedlan2008-04-06 22:49:07
  Just make sure you eat your veggies! by josie_beller2008-04-06 22:38:08
    I know by oedlan2008-04-06 22:46:02
      South Beach? by Illiad2008-04-06 22:54:30
        NOt really by oedlan2008-04-06 22:56:59
      Sounds tasty, the filmjölk that is. (n/t) by Klaranth2008-04-06 22:50:49
        It is. by oedlan2008-04-06 22:55:43
          Is that the same as "lutefisk" the Norwegians make (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-04-06 23:01:15
            Errr. No! by oedlan2008-04-06 23:04:37
              So what is it? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-04-06 23:13:47
                Again by oedlan2008-04-06 23:16:41
            think less sour yoghurt (n/t) by Klaranth2008-04-06 23:02:27
french electronic tango? I never cease to surprise by joresgump2008-04-06 22:31:54
(Tears of mirth streaming down his face, laughing by shadowsystems2008-04-06 22:07:15
Wish me luck... by FNORDer2008-04-06 21:39:25
  Wishing Erisians Luck by RufusOpus2008-04-06 23:02:06
  Good luck! by desiredusername2008-04-06 22:53:09
It's not in my nature to be mysterious. . . by trifecta2008-04-06 21:21:16
  Well let's see how you feel about talking after... by FNORDer2008-04-06 21:24:59
    Tell heem I'm doing heem a favor. . . by trifecta2008-04-06 21:30:40
      Twelve Oceans! (n/t) by taitano2008-04-07 00:40:35
Right, bedtime. by themadkansan2008-04-06 21:16:28
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-04-06 21:00:01
Bah... stupid motherboards by Arman X2008-04-06 20:53:11
  And generally... by intrinsic2008-04-06 22:52:21
  Because the majority want them. by themadkansan2008-04-06 20:55:01
D#@! THE FOGLIOS AND THEIR SERIAL CLIFFHANGERS! by themadkansan2008-04-06 20:46:54
  Girl Genius? (n/t) by josie_beller2008-04-06 22:25:52
  that's why a) I pretty much stoped reading it.. by Garrinka2008-04-06 20:49:43
    Can't stop. Clowns will eat me. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-04-06 20:52:25
The Error of the Jedi: Love --> Hate. by taitano2008-04-06 20:35:53
  Fear -> anger -> hate -> pain by fizwiz2008-04-07 10:16:07
  It's *fear* by Didactylos2008-04-06 21:40:37
    love leads to fear. Fear leads to hate. Hate leads by trifecta2008-04-06 23:40:59
      And, I disagree with that sentiment. by taitano2008-04-06 23:58:54
    But love means fearing for your loved one's safety by josie_beller2008-04-06 22:34:06
      But what was Yoda's advice by RufusOpus2008-04-06 23:10:35
        I always thought the 'balance' thing really meant by josie_beller2008-04-06 23:56:41
        Yes. Classic eastern philosophy: by swisscheese2008-04-06 23:45:04
      Love does not imply fear by oedlan2008-04-06 23:03:31
        No. Love is not. . . Not true love anyway. by taitano2008-04-07 00:15:32
        You really think you can love someone without by josie_beller2008-04-06 23:53:52
      That would be love AND fear. by krikkert2008-04-06 22:43:45
  Jolee Bindo said it best: by FNORDer2008-04-06 21:14:31
  ...Been watching SpikeTV, I take it? by themadkansan2008-04-06 20:37:24
    :-) (n/t) by taitano2008-04-06 20:40:56
ST:NG question by imWACC02008-04-06 20:20:10
  She's right, you lost it a long time ago! by Silent_Sorrow2008-04-06 22:25:49
  Imzadi: by RetiQlum22008-04-06 22:15:11
  Bill...it means shaving cream in Betazed by lab rat2008-04-06 20:47:00
    How ironic that he grew the beard, then! (n/t) by josie_beller2008-04-06 22:40:56
    Found the reference - but it's not canon: by ChuckAB2008-04-06 20:57:27
      Yeah, that's where I saw it. Just couldn't by lab rat2008-04-06 21:09:22
Sotm: Desperado - The Eagles by Garrinka2008-04-06 20:12:48
  Find myself - Eric Clapton by Garrinka2008-04-06 20:25:42
Argh, the hair, the hair! by MrTrick2008-04-06 19:48:37
  Tumble dry with a softener sheet (bounce) by Hieraco2008-04-07 07:47:28
  shave your pussy. by subbywan2008-04-06 22:28:22
  You could shave her. :-D (n/t) by lab rat2008-04-06 21:10:51
    Not touching that one. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-04-06 21:26:52
      As long as you wash your hands afterward. :-) (n/t by Lab raT2008-04-06 21:36:08
  Vacuum her? (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2008-04-06 20:51:50
  I find having a 1400rpm spin cycle works well. by fudje2008-04-06 20:18:10
    It probably ticks the cat off something fierce. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-04-06 22:31:20
    That sounds like it'd work, but... by shadowsystems2008-04-06 20:24:02
  Hmm, I always thought those sticky rollers by MrTrick2008-04-06 19:57:27
    We have one and it works well by radiowave9112008-04-06 20:13:19
      Box tape works just as well... by shadowsystems2008-04-06 20:25:50
        Yeahright. by themadkansan2008-04-06 20:31:24
          (Grins) It's not the wrapping that's difficult... by shadowsystems2008-04-06 20:44:53
  Sticky Lint Roller by confused.brit2008-04-06 19:51:04
    There's another one that doesn't use adhesive tape by kahuana2008-04-06 20:06:24
  Brush cat regularly? by themadkansan2008-04-06 19:51:01
    Bah, you mean brush cat constantly ;oP (n/t) by intrinsic2008-04-06 20:11:47
      Prettymuch. by themadkansan2008-04-06 20:29:51
        pish you have *one* I have *two* :) by Garrinka2008-04-06 20:33:15
          We have two as well. by radiowave9112008-04-06 20:38:45
            those are big boys :) by Garrinka2008-04-06 20:43:37
          Only one? by themadkansan2008-04-06 20:35:55
            kk how often do you brush ? :) by Garrinka2008-04-06 20:39:16
              Had been doing it almost daily. by themadkansan2008-04-06 20:41:41
                there is food that will help with that :) by Garrinka2008-04-06 20:45:53
                  What food, though? by themadkansan2008-04-06 20:48:37
                    Science Diet Indoor Formula... by Garrinka2008-04-06 20:59:33
Hey mods, double post from a few days ago by imrambi2008-04-06 19:18:27
Hurricane Season approaches... by manatee2008-04-06 19:15:09
FF3b5 help! by confused.brit2008-04-06 18:55:23
ATT'N: Phoon... by manatee2008-04-06 18:52:23
  EEE we carry at my dads shop. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-04-06 19:01:24
  11EEE+? Snowshoes? by Phoon2008-04-06 19:00:33
    I think they will hem, for a (small?)fee. (n/t) by manatee2008-04-06 19:18:32
    No you want wide We had a young LADY 18 years old by joecrouse2008-04-06 19:03:01
And people think I have too much time on my hands: by RetiQlum22008-04-06 18:11:39
  that's pretty darn impressive by ag__wyvern2008-04-06 19:13:31
  Huge lego from the sea attacks... somewhere: by veran2008-04-06 18:28:52
    Good thing Ray didn't think of Lego. (n/t) by kahuana2008-04-06 18:31:43
  Nice, but can I have the bricks? by shadowsystems2008-04-06 18:28:26
    I'm surprised no one's tried it by josie_beller2008-04-06 23:14:06
    Building material? by veran2008-04-06 18:38:03
    Lego bugs... by veran2008-04-06 18:36:48
      *GROAAAAN* =)P by shadowsystems2008-04-06 18:50:24
  Here's one for you: by veran2008-04-06 18:24:32
  That's not so bad. Somebody built a replica of by kahuana2008-04-06 18:19:59
Two nice Loesje texts from my calendar. by Esteis2008-04-06 17:58:30
  Oh, bother. Sorry about the vertical scroll. by Esteis2008-04-06 17:59:34
photo sharing by dennismv2008-04-06 17:50:52
  Stack of photos. Everytime. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-06 19:02:22
  With the ability to comment by oot2008-04-06 17:55:27
    photo site or my own site by dennismv2008-04-06 18:30:27
      Can't you just use Live Journal? by RetiQlum22008-04-06 18:54:40
        I could by dennismv2008-04-06 19:51:19
Topless parties, size 14 women, moderated nudes... by toysbfun2008-04-06 17:49:33
  Forgot the transsexual nazi eskimoes... by veran2008-04-06 17:57:14
    Somehow I missed that post... (n/t) by toysbfun2008-04-06 18:00:28
      I forgot to post it. by veran2008-04-06 18:05:14
        Rule 34 by Madnessasap2008-04-06 18:54:44
          Be afraid! by veran2008-04-06 19:06:49
            Curses! by veran2008-04-06 19:09:16
Attn: Illiad / UFie Gear by radiowave9112008-04-06 17:17:44
  UFieGear notified. by Illiad2008-04-06 17:21:04
    Thank you :) by radiowave9112008-04-06 17:41:42
Animal attack... sort of. by veran2008-04-06 17:09:30
  Awwww...poor thing! (n/t) by Concept2008-04-06 17:14:02
Logitech... (I think) we have closure. by kahuana2008-04-06 16:43:28
  (Swipes Kahuana's kb & mouse, and replaces them by shadowsystems2008-04-06 18:31:32
    \o/ Snacks! *OMNOMNOMNOMSCARFESCARFENOMNOM* (n/t) by kahuana2008-04-06 18:33:35
  \o/ (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-06 16:49:59
    The one they want to replace mine with has even by kahuana2008-04-06 16:52:49
      And therefore easier to replace? Win! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-06 16:53:38
        If the problem ever occurs at the charger base. by kahuana2008-04-06 16:56:41
          Now that 'key' sounds like a pain. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-06 16:58:09
            It's actually rather neat how they do it. by kahuana2008-04-06 17:02:42
              So, they could custom program replacement parts? by confused.brit2008-04-06 17:04:10
                No. I believe that they're treated as a unit. by kahuana2008-04-06 17:10:04
Attn: DR66 by Rogue19712008-04-06 16:36:42
  I swear I have met people like that! (n/t) by DesertRat662008-04-06 17:41:56
Crazy thought of the moment by UGuardian2008-04-06 16:09:47
  Binaries aren't always portable. by RetiQlum22008-04-06 17:51:55
  I don't know about 'compiled binaries', but by Phoon2008-04-06 17:36:17
  then the "World Wide Web" would consist .. by aix tom2008-04-06 16:54:08
    Or straight Archie. Maybe some would use Veronica. (n/t) by kahuana2008-04-06 16:59:06
  The souce would be murder to read! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-06 16:51:18
    Source not good for a gander? (n/t) by kahuana2008-04-06 16:53:52
    s/souce/source by confused.brit2008-04-06 16:51:56
  Interesting thought. by Sharku2008-04-06 16:38:13
    Yeah. client side scripting would be a problem. by kahuana2008-04-06 16:47:34
      I'm not even talking about client side scripting. by Sharku2008-04-06 18:31:10
        Passing executables across the unsecured Internet by kahuana2008-04-06 18:38:54
          I hadn't even thought of that yet, but yeah. by Sharku2008-04-06 19:27:14
  ??? by trifecta2008-04-06 16:33:04
  If web pages were compiled binaries then . . . by thejugglingking2008-04-06 16:29:44
Crabby, depressed, bored silly. by themadkansan2008-04-06 15:50:30
  Send me a photo and I will create what your by Lab raT2008-04-06 17:10:33
  ::offers potato soup:: by Bastetsmuse2008-04-06 16:00:34
    Does it enhance my earning potential? by themadkansan2008-04-06 16:12:43
  You called? by trifecta2008-04-06 15:59:32
    Would prefer to go out and blow stuff up. by themadkansan2008-04-06 16:11:09
      If you joined ans online game by trifecta2008-04-06 16:17:50
Invoke: Krikkert by Bastetsmuse2008-04-06 15:15:01
  I thought you said you didn't murder your kid. by trifecta2008-04-06 16:21:04
  Heheheheh. by krikkert2008-04-06 15:46:43
  You MEAN MOMMY you! by Phoon2008-04-06 15:16:54
    *snorts coffee through my nose* by Bastetsmuse2008-04-06 15:38:43
IDGI : OT by Klaranth2008-04-06 14:48:43
  I. . . umm. . . What??? by trifecta2008-04-06 16:29:25
  Somebody put an antigravity device by Bastetsmuse2008-04-06 15:11:50
  Gravity works the same for stars and black holes. by kahuana2008-04-06 14:53:19
    They might continue in their orbits... by themadkansan2008-04-06 15:23:54
      Lights out; TTGTB. by sgrunt2008-04-06 15:27:54
  It's possible outside the event horizon. (n/t) by Phoon2008-04-06 14:49:31
FF3 - more or less memory usage? by oot2008-04-06 14:06:33
  'kay I just installed it and it *appears* that FX3 by kahuana2008-04-06 20:18:56
  What are you doing to fill it up that much? by Sharku2008-04-06 14:26:07
    Flash tends to use a lot of memory on my system. by fudje2008-04-06 19:53:48
    I have no idea! by oot2008-04-06 15:44:28
      Hmm... Strange. by Sharku2008-04-06 16:01:42
    My Opera's running 400 megs. by krikkert2008-04-06 14:33:01
      I like to set it to open PDF files with the Reader by Esteis2008-04-06 14:47:09
        Foxit? (n/t) by bwkaz2008-04-06 15:01:50
          Tried it, didn't like it. Don't recall why. Bof. (n/t) by Esteis2008-04-06 15:11:22
            Very well. :-) (Bof?) by bwkaz2008-04-06 15:13:42
              "Bof" is a useful word I stole from the French. by Esteis2008-04-06 15:30:27
                Titeuf fan, are you? (n/t) by Sharku2008-04-06 16:01:30
                  Not so much, actually. by Esteis2008-04-06 16:07:53
                How is it pronounced? (n/t) by oot2008-04-06 15:46:34
                  Closest English gets: the 'o' in 'cot'. by Esteis2008-04-06 16:00:39
              I don't like PDF plugins, I just open them with by intrinsic2008-04-06 15:28:27
                Same here, at work. :-) by bwkaz2008-04-06 15:53:16
  Currently at 188MB (14tabs) with FF3b5 by shargo2008-04-06 14:20:52
    AdBlock+ works fine with the nightly tester tool by Scirocco2008-04-06 16:13:01
      How do you use that tool? by confused.brit2008-04-06 16:44:02
        Never mind, i found the magic button! by confused.brit2008-04-06 16:47:12
    Same tabs with a freshly started FF2: 77MB (n/t) by shargo2008-04-06 14:24:36
      Back in a newlystarted FF3b5: 72MB by shargo2008-04-06 14:36:02
        The new zoom function annoys me. by fudje2008-04-06 19:59:53
        80 MB in a fresh Opera 9.50b session. by Esteis2008-04-06 14:53:05
          On its own it forgets. by Sharku2008-04-06 15:23:51
  heard it fixed for memory leaks. by confused.brit2008-04-06 14:09:01
IE 5.5 or 6 Ufies, help please? by notdeadyet2008-04-06 13:52:09
  It looks fine in 6.0 (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-04-06 18:46:34
  Ugh, browser checks. by Didactylos2008-04-06 14:02:35
    Fixed. Now may I have a ss, please? :) (n/t) by notdeadyet2008-04-06 14:11:28
      It looks just like it does in FF2. (n/t) by Didactylos2008-04-06 14:16:53
        Thank you! I have several versions by notdeadyet2008-04-06 14:22:09
  Oh, duh, forgot to mention the by notdeadyet2008-04-06 13:56:10
WMD Found!!! by Snate2008-04-06 13:43:36
  ~snerk~ by confused.brit2008-04-06 14:02:51
Awesome new muppets bloopers video! by Havoc2008-04-06 13:32:50
  ^^ The best Rickroll ever. (n/t) by Ravenlock2008-04-06 18:33:27
    Yup, refreshingly well-edited :-) (n/t) by josie_beller2008-04-06 23:25:10
  ...Aaaaand thank-you for yet another rickrolling. by themadkansan2008-04-06 13:45:29
    That would be a Beekerrolling, eh? (n/t) by Havoc2008-04-06 13:48:06
      *thwop!* by themadkansan2008-04-06 14:42:12
Size 14s are more desirable than 8s by sonja2008-04-06 13:21:06
  Note: subtract ~5 for American sizes. (n/t) by fudje2008-04-06 19:39:41
  Duh. You ever spooned with a size 0 by joecrouse2008-04-06 18:00:49
    That would be a skeleton. by veran2008-04-06 18:41:33
      nope GF in my youngerdays wore a size 00 by joecrouse2008-04-06 18:59:45
        00, like Buck? by veran2008-04-06 19:03:24
          Size o.O more like :P (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-06 19:10:35
  I do not know what that means. by veran2008-04-06 16:59:38
    size 8 = stick insect/walking skeleton by confused.brit2008-04-06 17:02:43
      Huh? by Illiad2008-04-06 17:09:34
        Because you North Amnericans have dumb sizing. by fudje2008-04-06 19:43:33
          Oi. by Illiad2008-04-06 19:47:48
        <Deleted><Deleted>2008-04-06 17:19:43
          That's a no-no here. by Illiad2008-04-06 17:19:35
            Bloody bother by veran2008-04-06 17:26:33
              Big difference in sizes between countries by purplepineapple2008-04-06 17:51:10
                One of my many problems. by veran2008-04-06 18:04:21
                  They can't even standardize within the US... by Illiad2008-04-06 18:14:10
                    What is it with the rich and their downsizing? :) (n/t) by kahuana2008-04-06 18:21:41
                      Small woman is easier to by veran2008-04-06 18:26:07
                        Innappropriate comment. by Twitchh2008-04-06 18:32:56
                          Oddly, I found someone had actually done that by veran2008-04-06 18:39:52
                            That doesn't change or invalidate her point by josie_beller2008-04-06 23:44:41
              Google images may be useful. by toysbfun2008-04-06 17:47:17
                At 5 ft, I have no idea how tall she was by veran2008-04-06 18:00:06
                  Deliciously curvy. by confused.brit2008-04-06 19:07:43
  In related news: I heard some woman is trying to by kahuana2008-04-06 16:49:53
  Is that shoe sise, or by trifecta2008-04-06 16:02:38
    I think it is displacement. by veran2008-04-06 17:01:28
  I recall an interview with a former model by swisscheese2008-04-06 14:56:12
    Us men like healthy specimens, by veran2008-04-06 17:03:50
      I doubt there is anything worth eating on todays by confused.brit2008-04-06 17:05:22
        I dunno Cindy crawford looks prety good still by joecrouse2008-04-06 18:01:51
          Doesn't the song say "fat like Cindy Crawford"? (n (n/t) by josie_beller2008-04-06 23:37:36
            I believe that's "phat", not fat. IOW hot. (n/t) by morenna2008-04-07 19:11:24
        ..not Friday..not Friday.. (n/t) by rorajoey2008-04-06 17:51:50
          I am tempted to find another picture... by veran2008-04-06 18:02:08
        Right there - by veran2008-04-06 17:17:46
  Why can't women have sane clothing sizes? by toysbfun2008-04-06 14:53:05
    I dearly wish they would. by esbita2008-04-06 16:01:13
      That would make it too easy though ;o) by intrinsic2008-04-06 18:40:52
      Put 'em in decimeters? by toysbfun2008-04-06 16:06:47
    or at least same sizes between brands by morenna2008-04-06 15:28:20
      "Hey boss, how big should we make size 10?" by toysbfun2008-04-06 15:32:48
        And they did adjust the dimensions up in the 80s. by morenna2008-04-06 15:35:04
  I'd agree with that, we likes curves we do ;o) (n/t) by intrinsic2008-04-06 14:01:28
    The word "Rubenesque" leaps to mind. (n/t) by Phoon2008-04-06 14:28:13
      Is that where Ruben sandwiches come from? by toysbfun2008-04-06 14:59:01
  Screw what "other girls think." by esbita2008-04-06 14:00:37
    If you're naturally thin it's not an issue by intrinsic2008-04-06 14:12:57
      not original by lpgeffen2008-04-06 14:55:42
        Heh, I prefer: by Phoon2008-04-06 15:03:21
          Reminds me of the Calvin Coolidge anecdote by josie_beller2008-04-06 23:34:54
          every time I hear that annecdote, I wonder: by swisscheese2008-04-06 15:08:37
  Hmmm by Klaranth2008-04-06 13:26:23
    The obvious answer being by krikkert2008-04-06 13:38:35
      My usual rebuttal being : "I AM" by Klaranth2008-04-06 13:57:31
        You're not trying hard enough! by krikkert2008-04-06 14:26:39
          Meh. You're still ugly by Klaranth2008-04-06 14:27:42
Celebrity D&D Character Sheets by Illiad2008-04-06 12:36:29
  OK, I think I get it now. (n/t) by Danu2008-04-06 13:45:46
    No, I don't. I'm going to go away and see if I can by Danu2008-04-06 14:08:47
  They're great by sonja2008-04-06 13:27:41
SO says I have a logical mind but I lack common by Danu2008-04-06 12:36:13
  The ability to logically process something... by jdelphiki2008-04-06 15:48:15
    That does help to explain it. by Danu2008-04-06 19:11:02
      Doctor Who had an example a bit like that by josie_beller2008-04-06 23:48:55
  Because logic isn't the sole by krikkert2008-04-06 13:48:17
  It's the difference between... by Illiad2008-04-06 12:41:03
    "Common Sense" implies common knowledge/experience by swisscheese2008-04-06 15:05:55
    "Intelligence tells you it's raining. by Phoon2008-04-06 14:32:08
    INT 18, WIS 6 (n/t) by poolya2008-04-06 14:03:06
    Can that perspective only be gained by having bad by Danu2008-04-06 13:18:13
    And some still needs a calculator to figure out by Klaranth2008-04-06 12:50:06
      Let's take it from first principles.... (n/t) by Didactylos2008-04-06 12:59:20
      1 (n/t) by shargo2008-04-06 12:55:42
*sits back after an afternoon of clothing shopping by Klaranth2008-04-06 12:35:56
  Buh? by Phoon2008-04-06 14:24:05
System Administarator by oedlan2008-04-06 12:30:33
  Yes, well ... by PeKaJe2008-04-06 15:28:37
  It's the BOFH! On a good day, clearly, by Esteis2008-04-06 13:21:35
all your base are belong to us (n/t) by thethinman2008-04-06 12:28:44
  all your space are belong to my (n/t) by Concept2008-04-06 17:46:05
  All your base are pH > 7. (n/t) by Phoon2008-04-06 16:55:58
  All your y are /x. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-04-06 16:15:53
  all your face are belong to book (n/t) by poolya2008-04-06 13:13:34
Repost from last night: by SouthpawPL2008-04-06 12:25:22
  So who gets his rifle? (n/t) by vetitice2008-04-06 12:29:55
    Rifle?! Rifles! The man had a gun collection that by SouthpawPL2008-04-06 12:38:57
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-04-06 12:11:01
Bahrain F1: Alonso vs Hamilton collision by confused.brit2008-04-06 11:02:10
  Looks like it was accidental by confused.brit2008-04-06 13:00:53
    Hate to say I told you so :) by Jeff_UK2008-04-06 13:20:41
      ~smears Jeff_UKs brains in the relish~ by confused.brit2008-04-06 13:27:21
      It's "revel in", actually. by Esteis2008-04-06 13:23:25
        Franky, my dear, I don't give a damn! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-04-06 13:45:20
          Quite. Won't bother you with that in the future. (n/t) by Esteis2008-04-06 14:43:16
          Who's Franky and why do you call him "my dear"? (n (n/t) by Sharku2008-04-06 13:56:09
    More confirmation, with analysis of the telemetry by confused.brit2008-04-06 13:13:35
  According to comments on YouTube, by SouthpawPL2008-04-06 12:35:38
  I think Hamilton just drove into the back of him.. by Jeff_UK2008-04-06 11:16:11
    Judge by the car in front too. by confused.brit2008-04-06 11:22:05
      Still, Hamilton had time to react. by Jeff_UK2008-04-06 12:03:18
  I think there should be an injunction on F1. by kahuana2008-04-06 11:11:45
    :D (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-06 11:14:00
  Video by confused.brit2008-04-06 11:11:26
  Have you found a video yet? by Jeff_UK2008-04-06 11:10:32
    yup. its there by confused.brit2008-04-06 11:13:20
      rofl, you are joking right? by Jeff_UK2008-04-06 11:17:22
        Ahh. Wondered why the first one i found was gone by confused.brit2008-04-06 11:19:45
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-04-06 10:42:28
Fire exinguishers *are* fire hazards. by Sharku2008-04-06 10:39:40
On the menu today: Steamed Ray Wings by Jeff_UK2008-04-06 10:30:00
  lentil-squash-potato-green bean stew! by morenna2008-04-06 15:32:14
  Sammich. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-04-06 15:22:03
  PB&J and microwave popcorn. by Phoon2008-04-06 14:57:16
  Berry strudel and custard by confused.brit2008-04-06 14:07:48
    Sauerbraten is even better. by Phoon2008-04-06 15:14:47
      If that is how it sounds, i'll pass. by confused.brit2008-04-06 16:59:58
        "Sour roast". Typically beef. by Phoon2008-04-06 17:40:45
          Recipe here: by Phoon2008-04-06 17:42:20
  Boiling a corned beef right now by VivianC2008-04-06 13:11:19
  oh great now I'm craving gyros by Rogue19712008-04-06 12:49:00
Attn:Kahuana by confused.brit2008-04-06 10:13:51
Dragonforce makes hand hurty. Ouch. (n/t) by poolya2008-04-06 09:50:33
  But it's so fun! (n/t) by esbita2008-04-06 10:53:23
Yeehaw! I'm back! by scum2008-04-06 09:34:25
  Arcor? by Buggy2008-04-06 12:34:29
  ... The Ban will be going back on soon :( by Myke2008-04-06 10:08:31
    Bummer... by scum2008-04-06 21:43:58
Van Gogh or Panda? by chanceslost2008-04-06 09:34:13
  Can't say I'm familiar with it at all. by Hieraco2008-04-06 10:51:04
    Ah... the all-powerful LOL cat. (n/t) by veran2008-04-06 17:05:34
    Canonically: Bacon or panda? (n/t) by chanceslost2008-04-06 11:39:43
Yup, I was right by oot2008-04-06 09:15:42
  You could say by roadhog2008-04-06 18:25:17
  Face it, the cops can't win. by VivianC2008-04-06 12:41:59
  Anyone ever heard of The Peelian Principles? by desertrat662008-04-06 12:06:09
    Shouldn't Peelian Principle permit public nudity? by kahuana2008-04-06 12:27:07
      *sigh* by binkley2008-04-06 13:20:31
        Only one? Have you *looked* at this crowd? :-D (n/t) by kahuana2008-04-06 13:49:54
  That'd *never* happen in Ontario. (n/t) by kahuana2008-04-06 10:52:42
  The concept of 'keeping the peace' by Jeff_UK2008-04-06 10:33:34
    maybe if students wouldnt behave by joecrouse2008-04-06 10:35:36
      The police annoyed a drunk crowd without by Esteis2008-04-06 11:09:19
        Crowd shouldnt have been drunk in the first place by joecrouse2008-04-06 18:06:31
        Whaddaya mean without good cause? ;-) by kahuana2008-04-06 11:13:23
  What? No one got tazered? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-04-06 10:21:39
    Too many people. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-04-06 11:00:14
  It would be in bad taste to demand pictures, by chanceslost2008-04-06 09:33:04
  Remember, breasts are offensive and dangerous by romandas2008-04-06 09:26:19
    Of course they are by TheGM2008-04-06 09:52:01
      Corroborating evidence by rorajoey2008-04-06 13:02:30
  Jack-booted-thug approach. by themadkansan2008-04-06 09:17:49
Windows 2003 subjugated to Linux's will.. muahahah by romandas2008-04-06 09:15:05
  I have XP subjugated to MacOS X. by Phoon2008-04-06 15:19:11
I'm sorry to say it, by Tyop2008-04-06 09:13:34
  Aren't YOU v1.0 ? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-04-06 13:59:19
    Nah, he's Tyop Beta (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-06 14:10:36
Super peeved right now by waddo2008-04-06 09:12:37
  Such a silly thing to be peeved by notdeadyet2008-04-06 11:58:32
    We tried that once by waddo2008-04-06 12:08:50
  Blue laws = stupid by oot2008-04-06 09:44:19
    Wow. What's with the hate this morning? by VivianC2008-04-06 10:03:03
      The problem by waddo2008-04-06 12:13:33
        And even when the laws are repealed... by Phoon2008-04-06 12:32:06
      Sorry... just grumpy today by oot2008-04-06 10:05:54
        Looks like CNN picked it up. by Ravenlock2008-04-06 11:44:51
          The party was peaceful until by oot2008-04-06 12:50:27
            sounds like by roadhog2008-04-06 18:22:59
            Or someone may have been sexually assaulted by DesertRat662008-04-06 14:28:08
              Aren't you usually beating the... by Sharku2008-04-06 16:03:47
                Yep by DesertRat662008-04-06 16:41:27
                  You ar INDECENT !!!! (n/t) by ProphetV2008-04-07 01:22:05
                  So you would want the police to participate in by Phoon2008-04-06 17:04:23
                    And I'm sure they did by DesertRat662008-04-06 17:26:36
              In which case intervention would have been justifi by Phoon2008-04-06 14:48:45
                Yep let's let the party sink into a mass riot by DesertRat662008-04-06 15:54:40
                  The odds of a mass riot are relatively low. by Phoon2008-04-06 16:00:41
                    Obviously you have never learned the stupidity by DesertRat662008-04-06 16:38:59
                      If a riot were to occur, they could handle it. by Phoon2008-04-06 16:52:23
                        That's your opinion by DesertRat662008-04-06 17:29:15
                          seems like curtailing a problem when it's smaller by morenna2008-04-06 18:23:54
                            So why turn the small problem into a big problem? (n/t) by Phoon2008-04-06 18:30:40
                              yes, why did the college students do that? (n/t) by morenna2008-04-06 18:40:28
                                The college students were the small problem. by Phoon2008-04-06 19:07:44
                                Just out of curiosity by desertrat662008-04-06 19:48:15
                                Could you burn it to disc and send it to me? by Phoon2008-04-06 19:53:11
                                No by desertrat662008-04-06 20:12:39
                                The college kids started throwing stuff. by morenna2008-04-06 19:13:56
            "theirs" = "the police's" by oot2008-04-06 12:52:29
          At *that* size it's not a party. It's an event. (n/t) by kahuana2008-04-06 11:56:54
Downtime addiction... by DammTroll2008-04-06 08:55:26
  I just recently got my stats... by Myke2008-04-06 08:57:22
Oh well... there goes transcription night. by mekkanik_mike2008-04-06 08:41:40
I'm hungry. (n/t) by Myke2008-04-06 08:40:01
  I've got killer nachoes by Nightwind2008-04-06 09:07:06
    not hungry cos they're killer? by confused.brit2008-04-06 10:18:22
      Might have been the salsa. by kahuana2008-04-06 11:14:44
        In soviet Russia.... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-06 14:14:58
  If you lived nearby... by mekkanik_mike2008-04-06 08:42:18
*twitch* *wibble* by mekkanik_mike2008-04-06 08:39:53
  You rang? :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2008-04-06 09:17:04
  Thanks! by desiredusername2008-04-06 08:42:51
    Tomorrow: Gmail! (n/t) by Myke2008-04-06 08:43:55
      Myke: drop me an email please if you will... by mekkanik_mike2008-04-06 08:45:18
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-04-06 05:30:01
I never thought I'd say this, but... by Phoon2008-04-06 01:48:43
  OK, so from Hundreds of books... by inittab2008-04-06 11:27:46
  s/emptied/started emptying/ (n/t) by Phoon2008-04-06 01:49:07
oh... give it a rest already by edge662008-04-06 01:37:12
  that reminds me by swisscheese2008-04-06 14:14:48
  So unless you see the moon disappear .... by aix tom2008-04-06 08:38:04
  sat·ire (săt'īr') n. by psychoi3oy2008-04-06 01:43:48
    But I do believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. by chanceslost2008-04-06 09:16:03
      I thought satire was a common misspell for a by kahuana2008-04-06 11:09:59
There shouldn't be snow in April! by dodrian2008-04-06 01:10:13
  haven't you heard?? by robertltux2008-04-06 14:52:01
  Once, while working out at one of the refinerys by taitano2008-04-06 11:18:17
  I was shocked too. Snow, in the English Riviera. by confused.brit2008-04-06 10:34:25
  Snow is great! by tkirk2008-04-06 09:05:40
  I known what you mean. 4 inches of snow here. by wibble2008-04-06 08:56:27
  Then don't wake up (n/t) by Klaranth2008-04-06 01:46:30
  it's part of the Dogma by jpkalishek2008-04-06 01:34:13
  Wonder how long until there is an by Macrobiotic2008-04-06 01:30:08
    About 30 years after by dww2008-04-06 01:54:33
      at this rate the Vermont forests are going freeze by Woodburn2008-04-06 10:26:49
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-04-06 01:00:01
Attn: Myke by chrisP2008-04-06 00:41:03
What does the sign say? by Tyop2008-04-06 00:36:39
  Heavenly Bodies by desiredusername2008-04-06 00:37:33
    It's too early for Friday. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-04-06 08:46:12
Collider Vector by merfax2008-04-06 00:22:10
  Is this an explaination for 'Black Sheep'? by confused.brit2008-04-06 13:05:14
  Fenton? by antisane2008-04-06 01:24:55
    Hellspawn Remake by merfax2008-04-06 12:06:32
Tentative QOTD: by Tyop2008-04-06 00:06:56
  Upper. All that shouting. (n/t) by kahuana2008-04-06 12:55:16
  HELVETICA SCENARIO (n/t) by raptor_872008-04-06 11:50:15
  False vaccum decay. (n/t) by raptor_872008-04-06 11:49:57
  FAIL by taitano2008-04-06 11:28:15
    Can Wine run windows screensavers? by confused.brit2008-04-06 11:32:22
      xscreensaver has a BSOD module. by Phoon2008-04-06 16:03:04
  What is currently happening. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-04-06 09:09:27
  Your pants on the Illiways flagpole... by mekkanik_mike2008-04-06 01:22:33
    Depends whether I need them. (n/t) by chanceslost2008-04-06 11:43:46
      you want to get into Tyop's pants? by mekkanik_mike2008-04-06 21:53:28
  Earth suffers from a spontaneous lack of existance (n/t) by NemoHac2008-04-06 00:31:32
  I'll be stuck at this job for evar! by oedlan2008-04-06 00:07:57
    No worse case you could be doing my job by Hieraco2008-04-06 09:21:03
Happy Birthday Lex_Icon!!!! (n/t) by raptillicus2008-04-06 00:06:36
  Happy birthday, Lex!! (n/t) by Sharku2008-04-06 08:48:56
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2008-04-06 00:02:31
Translations by Nea2008-04-06 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by mAdjo2008-04-06 09:18:02
    Door MadJo by mAdjo2008-04-06 09:24:04
  Deutsch / German (n/t) by tikurion2008-04-06 00:40:30
    by tikurion by tikurion2008-04-06 00:42:18
      because... by leerdla2008-04-08 00:55:06
      Sign on Observatory by MontyZuma2008-04-06 01:09:58
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-04-06 00:00:01
  SoccerMomssangwithSusieinthetrainingcourse by Acrisius2008-04-06 00:32:37

 

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