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Cartoon for Mar 28, 2008
Strip for Mar 28, 2008
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Tis Lights Out for Google by todAnthony2008-03-28 23:38:13
  Lights off 8pm to 9pm local? by PsychoI3oy2008-03-29 00:13:47
  I'm no electrician, but... by toysbfun2008-03-28 23:42:19
    Yes, it would. by taitano2008-03-29 00:02:27
    Worthwhile, if it works. by ag__wyvern2008-03-28 23:45:36
      Same here, and we only use compact fluorescents! by rook_mtl2008-03-28 23:51:14
        Fluorescents are EVIL by oldphart2008-03-29 11:09:10
Thanks for the good thoughts, etc. by tully2008-03-28 23:32:26
  Congratulation on the child, condolences on the by Hieraco2008-03-28 23:38:32
In the dead of night by hadji2008-03-28 22:20:28
  You sound like my old Company Sergent Major. by Hieraco2008-03-28 23:36:29
Video games and gratuitous cleavage. by toysbfun2008-03-28 22:14:27
I'm gonna watch Sweeny Todd this weekend... by mekkanik_mike2008-03-28 22:11:12
Right, bedtime. by themadkansan2008-03-28 21:55:17
  Left, breakfast. by taitano2008-03-28 22:01:15
  End of week too. by etwas_egal2008-03-28 21:56:43
Well dinner was delicious. I love eating out. (n/t by lab rat2008-03-28 21:39:44
  Me too. A shame it's so expensive. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-03-28 22:14:09
    Not when someone else is payin' :) (n/t) by lab rat2008-03-28 22:22:32
      A little tricky when male and dating. by toysbfun2008-03-28 22:39:07
        No need to order pizza, I like to cook. (n/t) by lab rat2008-03-28 23:12:06
  Me too! by etwas_egal2008-03-28 21:42:44
    I don't know. What are you talking about? (n/t) by lab rat2008-03-28 21:44:47
      Sitting in the garden on warm summer afternoon, by etwas_egal2008-03-28 21:52:57
        D'oh! I didn't catch that in preview... by etwas_egal2008-03-28 21:54:22
          Well, the fresh peaches sound good.... ;p (n/t) by josie_beller2008-03-28 22:45:56
    Get a room! (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 21:43:14
      But I'm tired of the heat of the kitchen! (n/t) by etwas_egal2008-03-28 21:50:54
  *cough* by hadji2008-03-28 21:41:03
    You have a dirty mind. See if I ever invite by lab rat2008-03-28 21:43:49
      That's ok. by hadji2008-03-28 21:46:31
        Dangit!! I've had a hankerin for Kibbi by lab rat2008-03-28 21:50:42
          I might . . . by hadji2008-03-28 21:53:14
            Check your email. (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 21:57:24
              Got it, thanks buddy. Where the heck am I gonna by lab rat2008-03-28 22:02:20
                Look at it this way . . . by hadji2008-03-28 22:05:09
                  So true, my friend...so true. (n/t) by lab rat2008-03-28 22:24:07
:-/ (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 21:29:38
  8-O (n/t) by etwas_egal2008-03-28 21:41:36
    (_8(|) (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 21:42:11
      } 8(|) by josie_beller2008-03-28 23:20:59
      }8>E (n/t) by taitano2008-03-28 21:51:28
  :-\ (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-03-28 21:32:28
    :-| (n/t) by taitano2008-03-28 21:33:24
      *pthppppppt* (n/t) by taitano2008-03-28 21:34:13
        :-p (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 21:35:20
          :-q (n/t) by taitano2008-03-28 21:39:38
      :-o (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 21:34:07
        :-S (n/t) by taitano2008-03-28 21:34:46
    :-| (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 21:33:12
  Not only that, but I need a haircut. (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 21:31:43
    You need 'em all cut! (n/t) by taitano2008-03-28 21:38:12
      Well . . . on my head, anyway . . . (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 21:39:58
Need confirmation of slightly surreal translation by etwas_egal2008-03-28 21:21:03
  I checked the Wikipedias, by rhl20002008-03-28 21:58:22
    Filed. *giggles* by etwas_egal2008-03-28 22:08:57
      Yup, machine translation gets it right this once by rhl20002008-03-28 22:50:46
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-03-28 21:00:02
Awsome movie! by taitano2008-03-28 20:35:38
?o.O? My baby sis can be so strange at times. by taitano2008-03-28 19:55:00
  Blearg.. by slackware982008-03-28 20:17:58
My First Major Writing Accomplishment of the Year: by thejugglingking2008-03-28 18:45:18
  grats hon! many more good grades to ya! :) by Garrinka2008-03-28 19:03:37
    That and being the Teacher's Pet. by taitano2008-03-28 22:07:59
      ....friday thoughts.... (n/t) by josie_beller2008-03-28 22:56:39
  141.8% does not compute. by confused.brit2008-03-28 19:01:48
If you are a member of the tinfoil hat brigade by radiowave9112008-03-28 17:55:39
  This part is the best: by thejugglingking2008-03-28 21:37:43
  Oh the irony! :-D by kahuana2008-03-28 18:55:56
    Not irony, Alumony. (n/t) by taitano2008-03-28 19:41:49
    Curses, Foiled again... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-28 19:00:50
      I tip my hat to you! by josie_beller2008-03-28 23:15:33
        Orange peels and stardust? by taitano2008-03-28 23:48:12
      That's so bad... by Sandhog2008-03-28 19:09:58
Att: Kyrasantae. Ever heard of this Finn by Peace_man2008-03-28 17:49:31
  I have never been to Saskatchewan. by kyrasantae2008-03-28 17:58:02
I am the President. by sgrunt2008-03-28 17:27:19
  I feel sorry for you... by abaron2008-03-28 17:28:57
    Not many, it is true... by etwas_egal2008-03-28 21:24:18
    hey now I think not.. by Garrinka2008-03-28 17:40:12
      U.S. Prez is a bit sexier than Engineering Club by adiplomat2008-03-28 17:52:42
        and look how they ended up by Hieraco2008-03-28 22:52:05
        not necessarily.. by Garrinka2008-03-28 18:07:18
          "alpha male" by Illiad2008-03-28 18:17:21
            ah yes the "nature vs nurture" debate.. by Garrinka2008-03-28 18:40:26
              My findings (if you're interested): by taitano2008-03-28 19:36:14
                No matter what anyone tells you, cats are not by confused.brit2008-03-28 19:43:07
    :-p (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-28 17:33:58
*learns something new* by jpprater2008-03-28 17:24:58
  I suppose there's some sense in that by hobbs2008-03-28 17:28:56
  Yup. by themadkansan2008-03-28 17:25:53
I'd go out drinking... by themadkansan2008-03-28 17:00:32
  Oogh, still sick? =( (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-03-28 18:19:17
  I thought you weren't the drinking type? by Garrinka2008-03-28 17:08:07
    Not normally. by themadkansan2008-03-28 17:12:32
      I hear ya hon.. *offers a virtual beer* by Garrinka2008-03-28 17:23:57
dating question/social observation... by Garrinka2008-03-28 15:48:20
  If women waited for men to make the 'first move' by Hieraco2008-03-28 22:47:17
  Or the other experience... by etwas_egal2008-03-28 21:40:27
  The guys who say it aren't the guys who get asked. by kahuana2008-03-28 19:01:14
  If you go way down to the very basics of sex.... by josie_beller2008-03-28 18:32:31
    "... at once." !?!?!? o.O (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-28 19:05:11
      *sigh* Guess it's Friday (n/t) by josie_beller2008-03-28 19:30:18
  And then in the strange way things happen o/` (n/t) by hobbs2008-03-28 17:30:04
  same reason that an assertive guy by subbywan2008-03-28 16:03:35
    but when did this come about though? .. by Garrinka2008-03-28 16:12:42
      Taking a guess, I'd say post WWI/WWII by Hieraco2008-03-28 23:48:06
      Yes. But, it's not about negation. That's just by subbywan2008-03-28 16:21:57
        I will have to take your word on it.. by Garrinka2008-03-28 16:32:38
          I think that's where it started out for many ... by subbywan2008-03-28 16:37:43
            whoa.. didn't make that connection before.. by Garrinka2008-03-28 16:52:39
              ayup. see also "giving away the bride" by morenna2008-03-28 17:23:36
                i've heard of the dowery.. by Garrinka2008-03-28 17:26:17
                  what you see today may well be vestiges by morenna2008-03-28 17:47:21
                    too true.. by Garrinka2008-03-28 17:50:54
                      Sounds like the token berry a bird gives by josie_beller2008-03-28 18:35:02
              It's a little more complicated than that, but by subbywan2008-03-28 16:58:42
                Most species, one sex or the other moves around by josie_beller2008-03-28 17:14:50
  Sociology/Biology by Illiad2008-03-28 16:03:23
    *gives sociological evolution a kick in the pants* by Phoon2008-03-28 19:28:01
      It's hard to override biology. by Illiad2008-03-28 20:07:58
        Yeah, it generally requires a degree, a labratory, by toysbfun2008-03-28 22:46:06
        Except it's not the biological aspects that are by Phoon2008-03-28 20:21:13
          Isn't that biology though? by Illiad2008-03-28 21:03:24
      Contrary to your experience, by morenna2008-03-28 19:58:59
        Too many are. (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-28 20:05:34
          I have two suggestions then: by morenna2008-03-29 07:07:15
    too true :) by Garrinka2008-03-28 16:16:58
      To quote you, by XndeX2008-03-28 17:43:13
        Actually, many cross-dressers are straight by josie_beller2008-03-28 18:41:49
  Look at it from the other side: by RetiQlum22008-03-28 16:02:43
    I am not asking for sympathy.. :) by Garrinka2008-03-28 16:07:41
      when a man gives his opinion, he's a man. by morenna2008-03-28 17:12:26
        Thumbs up! Good for you! (n/t) by Concept2008-03-28 19:15:39
          Thanks! :o) (n/t) by morenna2008-03-28 19:47:27
Setting naming question by Bertram2008-03-28 15:21:58
  Laputa is earlier than that. by Didactylos2008-03-28 15:39:37
    Wiki says "sometime between 1886 & 1900". by Bertram2008-03-28 15:55:50
  Sounds like the Girl Genius Europe. by vetitice2008-03-28 15:33:51
    Not exactly steampunk. by Bertram2008-03-28 15:50:36
Hey, finally a "think of the children" .... by aix tom2008-03-28 14:36:55
  Casually browsing ExRx I ran across a good quote by UGuardian2008-03-28 15:28:41
Remember my classmate? by sgrunt2008-03-28 14:28:07
Lab_Rat! I just saw a commercial for Snapple by tully2008-03-28 14:26:07
  I posted a youtube link to that a while back by radiowave9112008-03-28 16:26:09
    Clicky enclosed by radiowave9112008-03-28 16:28:53
  Yeah drink some and the whole world gets by Rogue19712008-03-28 16:19:54
  *good vibes to you and yours* by Garrinka2008-03-28 15:58:14
  But... Is it snapple *flavoured*? by Bertram2008-03-28 15:03:07
  Yay for baby!! by aprylmae2008-03-28 14:41:31
  Congrats *thinks good thoughts* (n/t) by Snate2008-03-28 14:34:45
  watter/water - I'm so excited I can't spell! (n/t) by tully2008-03-28 14:26:53
any thoughts on the asus Eee by thethinman2008-03-28 13:54:27
  Is XO pronounced "huggankiss?" :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-28 19:14:08
  I've used both... by MrTrick2008-03-28 16:07:05
  After googling it? I think I want an XO! by josie_beller2008-03-28 15:23:09
    We have one. by vetitice2008-03-28 15:35:27
      Did you get it with the Donate One, Get One? (n/t) by josie_beller2008-03-28 16:00:54
      eee's probably got scissor switches by EndlessWaves2008-03-28 15:39:04
        It took my son 6 weeks to pry off the up key. by vetitice2008-03-28 15:40:45
          Stock by EndlessWaves2008-03-28 17:11:53
  A friend was bringing his to school lately. by Bertram2008-03-28 14:06:15
    Solid State Drive (SSD) - Basically it is a big by Snate2008-03-28 14:09:43
      2 or 4 GB isn't big :( by Myke2008-03-28 14:16:25
        That's all the EPC comes with?!? by Snate2008-03-28 14:19:43
          They come with 2, 4, or 8 gigs of SSD. by bwkaz2008-03-28 14:47:00
            Double the price? by EndlessWaves2008-03-28 15:26:18
              Let's see if I can find it... by bwkaz2008-03-28 18:29:00
                the 4 gig is 349.99 at newegg (n/t) by thethinman2008-03-28 18:53:47
Friday Flash Game: Boomstick! by Illiad2008-03-28 13:51:05
  Score: 1265 Accuracy: 170.09 by SnArL2008-03-28 15:03:53
  Oh, and DARN YOU, ILLIAD (n/t) by williamashbless2008-03-28 14:47:38
  1158.45 score (n/t) by williamashbless2008-03-28 14:47:16
  Heh accuracy 106.7 by DesertRat662008-03-28 14:01:18
    166.7 for me. I was trying to get triples at least (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-03-28 14:12:48
    123% for me. I love shotguns! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-28 14:08:58
    Quad kills are even better. Acc 125 (n/t) by merlin2008-03-28 14:03:37
      acc 168%. 268 ammo at teir 4 by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 14:13:34
      Just had a high accuracy of 625% on 1 level by merlin2008-03-28 14:09:50
        *snerk* by DesertRat662008-03-28 14:12:44
  Hey, were not all cartoonists sitting around by Snate2008-03-28 13:56:20
9th sign of the Apocalypse by Hieraco2008-03-28 13:41:53
Judge tells defendants to learn English by imrambi2008-03-28 13:23:58
  I like it. With a baic education and the by classic_jon2008-03-28 13:36:28
  The whole thing sounds better than the traditional by Snate2008-03-28 13:29:43
    Well, they hit some people over the head after rob by NDwight2008-03-28 13:33:56
      If the conviction is not purged from their records by DesertRat662008-03-28 13:49:31
      Losing the gun is automatic. by taitano2008-03-28 13:44:45
When would you say the following quote was written by techi8702008-03-28 13:22:29
  Quote comes from the prologue of "Fortunes by techi8702008-03-28 14:29:45
    Or China not vetoing them, either. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 14:59:03
  Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight? by run.dll2008-03-28 13:37:24
  Something that fell through a wormhole? by Hieraco2008-03-28 13:29:45
  Some time after December 25, 1991? (n/t) by raptor_872008-03-28 13:29:05
  Dwight D. Eisenhower? by Ascag2008-03-28 13:26:56
    The dude was a bright guy. by Illiad2008-03-28 13:36:22
      Considering that he was a part of it.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:38:56
        He was surrounded by it. by Illiad2008-03-28 13:41:09
          Oh, I didn't mean to say that. by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:44:14
            He might've been... by Illiad2008-03-28 13:49:15
              Yeah, I get a similar impression. by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:52:18
  Sounds like Eisenhower's speech by Imp2008-03-28 13:25:56
  1776? (n/t) by joresgump2008-03-28 13:25:21
    On War was written after the Napoleonic Wars. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:27:30
Large Hadron Collider: it is teh d00msdai mahsheen by Illiad2008-03-28 13:16:22
  Yikes! That photo... by Sandhog2008-03-28 19:31:35
  Anyone spot the link at the bottom? by confused.brit2008-03-28 16:55:50
  *throws a clue-sponge at Illiad* by williamashbless2008-03-28 14:49:22
    But it is! It's teh d00msdai masheen! by Illiad2008-03-28 15:26:52
      Didn't Lexx do something about it? (n/t) by TheGM2008-03-28 18:23:22
  "Once in a while, we trot it out by taitano2008-03-28 13:54:47
    Yep. The non-geek would use alcohol to remove them by kahuana2008-03-28 17:30:32
  no worries, puny hoomans can't even touch the ener by shminux2008-03-28 13:32:00
    You've got that right. by run.dll2008-03-28 13:42:05
      fortunately, the GZK cutoff saves us from those. by shminux2008-03-28 13:53:56
  Magnetic monopoles? Awesomeness! by Hieraco2008-03-28 13:28:21
    Don't forget the Kzin gravity planar :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-28 17:24:31
      Is that made with monopoles? by Hieraco2008-03-28 23:04:38
Leahy calls for Clinton to drop out by imrambi2008-03-28 12:53:09
  Then Leaky Leahy will enjoy this.... by Lab raT2008-03-28 15:20:15
  He is right about the fighting between Clinton and by Snate2008-03-28 13:26:25
    Sixteen years of hate vs. a few months. by Phoon2008-03-28 13:27:56
      The so called hatred has very little to do with it by Lab raT2008-03-28 15:18:19
        And why are they not "credible"? by Phoon2008-03-28 19:18:53
          Relax by DesertRat662008-03-28 21:34:36
  To put this into perspective: by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:18:07
    A (very?) senior member of the Democratic party by vdp2008-03-28 13:24:08
    "chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee" by run.dll2008-03-28 13:21:17
    His nickname is Leaky by DesertRat662008-03-28 13:21:11
I... just hugged a Finn by kyrasantae2008-03-28 12:47:58
  You will get used to it by oot2008-03-28 14:47:44
    Not implying exoticism by kyrasantae2008-03-28 15:01:12
      o.O by Snate2008-03-28 15:07:40
        I am all Chinese, yes. by kyrasantae2008-03-28 15:32:06
          I think you might be misinterpreting each-other by oot2008-03-28 17:00:51
            My identity does have to do with Finnishness by kyrasantae2008-03-28 17:06:00
              What is the connection? by oot2008-03-28 17:12:22
                It's the culture I identify with as my own, by kyrasantae2008-03-28 18:08:51
                  :-) by oot2008-03-28 19:45:55
                    Add that I'm only going there for the first time by kyrasantae2008-03-28 20:02:28
                      Have fun!! (n/t) by oot2008-03-28 20:07:05
  Come to Texas and you can hug another... by Acrisius2008-03-28 13:40:24
  Hm. Who knew there was a market for by toysbfun2008-03-28 13:04:08
    I'm just putting the Finnishing touches on one... (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-28 13:04:49
      But you're Norwegian! Have you been lying to me? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-28 13:09:04
        I've also been Frenching your sister. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-28 13:16:02
          It would be funny to see you try. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 13:26:49
            You're saying I'd get the Italian job? (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-28 16:07:01
  You know, you really have to get over this by Peace_man2008-03-28 12:50:20
    I've known 2 by khendron2008-03-28 13:14:24
      Standard answer to that is by vdp2008-03-28 13:18:17
    It's just... I've never actually talked to one by kyrasantae2008-03-28 12:53:27
      Oh my... I don't think I should tell you that by kahuana2008-03-28 17:39:11
      I find this seriously humorous. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 13:02:01
        It's not reasons of appearance, that's the thing by kyrasantae2008-03-28 14:59:21
          I completely don't understand what's going on by desiredusername2008-03-28 15:20:46
            Wouldn't say they apply either. (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-03-28 15:32:37
        Obsession, maybe. Paraphilia, possibly. by Phoon2008-03-28 13:33:23
        No. She doesn't. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-28 13:04:14
      It must be a wonderful feeling for you. by Peace_man2008-03-28 13:00:12
      Oh God... (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-28 12:55:27
Heh, this place never fails to suprise me by Freakazoid2008-03-28 12:10:21
  We've got a LaserJet 4050 by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 12:31:25
  $WORK let me take home an LJ4 by hobbs2008-03-28 12:17:53
    I have one of those! by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:29:15
    My parents were given one for christmas by PsychoI3oy2008-03-28 12:26:58
      Yeah, old LaserJets are win. :) (n/t) by hobbs2008-03-28 16:56:12
      I have a 4M sitting at home by imrambi2008-03-28 12:30:11
        Had a 4MV at home, ditched by prev. by shargo2008-03-28 13:52:34
        I have a 1020 now by PsychoI3oy2008-03-28 12:31:11
  Nice :) our 5si cranks out over 1000 by classic_jon2008-03-28 12:16:49
    my old lexmark here says toner (which was new by ihavebigpiranha2008-03-28 14:27:22
    Wow. by Phoon2008-03-28 12:27:46
      If I remember right some of the Brother printers by classic_jon2008-03-28 12:34:00
        As I said, it's optical on mine. by Phoon2008-03-28 12:39:12
          I just checked, our 5si has 793,294 pages by classic_jon2008-03-28 13:24:07
            Whoops, that should be *493,294 by classic_jon2008-03-28 13:25:55
uname -n or hostname by imrambi2008-03-28 12:01:20
  Well... by kelli2172008-03-28 16:03:19
  (code)name follows function by rhn2008-03-28 15:12:46
  My theme: by Ascag2008-03-28 14:17:09
  see if you can figure out my theme.... by vampire2008-03-28 13:22:37
    No Ghoul? Where is your Ghast? Zombie? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-28 13:28:47
  You can find my theme in my diary. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:33:04
  mine have no theme by PsychoI3oy2008-03-28 12:29:27
    mine too! by Bertram2008-03-28 14:10:24
  Mine have a theme by undrcvrparothed2008-03-28 12:12:33
    Mine have a theme too. by Phoon2008-03-28 12:16:34
      Same here - just not many of them by sazzer2008-03-28 12:30:00
I have a good feeling because of this: by Bertram2008-03-28 11:46:42
  He's a social worker. by Illiad2008-03-28 14:14:53
  I am glad that he did this. by classic_jon2008-03-28 12:52:21
  Kudos to him. by Peace_man2008-03-28 12:48:49
  That's sweet. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:40:31
  To bad next person to try that is probably by joecrouse2008-03-28 11:51:02
    I wouldnt be so sure Joe... by confused.brit2008-03-28 19:00:00
    way to be positive (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-28 11:53:21
      that is positive. by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:00:46
        I used to think that by aprylmae2008-03-28 12:05:53
          Matter of opinon. by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:07:22
Beta Test [Pass 2] -- Textural Music Toy by Illiad2008-03-28 11:30:05
  Beta closed! by Illiad2008-03-28 12:34:43
  Mail sent (n/t) by Hieraco2008-03-28 12:27:25
ROTFLMAO! Sex with a TABLE. Ouch. by Havoc2008-03-28 11:19:34
  Can anyone name something it's *not possible* to by toysbfun2008-03-28 12:00:14
    broken glass, sand, red hot pokers, T-Rex by vampire2008-03-28 13:30:27
      I beg to differ about T-Rex. by Havoc2008-03-28 13:39:34
    Stef. by Ascag2008-03-28 13:00:31
      The buttered llama begs to differ. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-03-28 13:05:21
        Did this ever happen? by Ascag2008-03-28 13:09:04
          Well, he did wake up with Pitr one day. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 13:14:03
            Oh my <deity>... by Ascag2008-03-28 13:17:56
    Your mom. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-03-28 12:49:50
    website ... (n/t) by Klaranth2008-03-28 12:15:43
    waterr, or fire. or steam. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-28 12:03:36
      Water is quite possible by oot2008-03-28 14:36:21
      oops. sp/waterr/water (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-28 12:04:04
    Jello. Not enough friction. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:01:26
      Tribadism by oot2008-03-28 14:35:41
      think you need to look on the net more (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:06:20
        Sex with Jello, not in it. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:42:58
    Lava (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-28 12:01:17
      That hurts just thinking about it. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:46:26
    a light socket. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:01:08
  Rule 34 strikes again! by Bertram2008-03-28 11:48:29
    hey, hoot for yourself :) (n/t) by shminux2008-03-28 11:52:04
  no worse than by aprylmae2008-03-28 11:38:52
    well, maybe this is worse by aprylmae2008-03-28 11:41:31
  Reminds me of the sex with a bicycle story by shminux2008-03-28 11:36:12
  So many missing details in the story. by run.dll2008-03-28 11:29:32
  Can someone explain this comment to me: by Imp2008-03-28 11:22:21
    The talk about this by abaron2008-03-28 11:23:47
    The accused has 3 kids. I read that as the by merlin2008-03-28 11:23:16
      Yup, that's how I read it as well. (n/t) by Snate2008-03-28 11:23:58
If a fisherman is waiting for a nibble by hadji2008-03-28 11:13:22
  No... by confused.brit2008-03-28 19:08:50
  that's barely 0.1 mHa on the hadji scale (n/t) by shminux2008-03-28 11:17:10
    Maybe I needed to enhance it a bit instead of just by hadji2008-03-28 11:19:06
      Now you're just sinking to new depths (n/t) by merlin2008-03-28 11:19:44
        Or fishing for comments? (n/t) by Imp2008-03-28 11:23:15
          By now, he should just reel it in. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-28 11:43:50
            Oi! Now you're just trolling. (n/t) by talon07202008-03-28 11:47:10
              Trying to lure in more puns? (n/t) by josie_beller2008-03-28 12:11:38
                Reeled one in. (n/t) by talon07202008-03-28 12:31:11
                  The jig is up! Or will I set things contra if I by josie_beller2008-03-28 12:44:47
                    I could use some grub (n/t) by shandrake2008-03-28 13:19:40
                      (IDGI...jigs, reels, contras -> grub???) (n/t) by josie_beller2008-03-28 18:53:23
                      Trying to worm your way out of this? (n/t) by talon07202008-03-28 13:33:35
Ordnance-Corner for UFies by DesertRat662008-03-28 10:58:18
  Gun Safe question by vetitice2008-03-28 15:04:35
    Gun Vault by plblark2008-03-31 08:15:55
  Buying some dolls from the local thrift store by toxin2008-03-28 14:16:02
    Too bad you can't get tannerite by DesertRat662008-03-28 14:18:12
      Considering it will be me + Fire Chief/By-law by toxin2008-03-28 14:33:03
        Oh I can imagine by DesertRat662008-03-28 14:37:56
          All those pesky commitments getting in the... by RetiQlum22008-03-28 15:27:56
          If you do...All I have to say is.... by classic_jon2008-03-28 14:45:18
        LOL I can imagine the news headlines. (n/t) by techi8702008-03-28 14:35:06
  Range report: from Tuesday by classic_jon2008-03-28 14:08:00
    Speaking of videos, DR. by VivianC2008-03-28 14:21:50
      Here's the windup by DesertRat662008-03-28 14:29:24
        Thanks! (n/t) by VivianC2008-03-28 14:35:12
    On competitive shooting by DesertRat662008-03-28 14:16:42
      Snarl is very accurate shooting one hand by classic_jon2008-03-28 15:30:36
      Interesting. by vetitice2008-03-28 15:30:31
    Does sound like you had a good time! by NDwight2008-03-28 14:11:33
      VivianC really liked The XD. I don't want to by classic_jon2008-03-28 14:15:15
        I think I did. by VivianC2008-03-28 14:19:21
          Just so you know by DesertRat662008-03-28 14:30:53
          Thanks! i plan on having that rifle for a LONG by classic_jon2008-03-28 14:26:20
  Don't bring a garbage can lid to a gunfight by DesertRat662008-03-28 12:00:53
    Never bring a gun to a nuclear bomb fight. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:26:58
  Loc-tite question by classic_jon2008-03-28 11:53:12
    Loc-Tite is metal glue. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:21:50
    Total Horsepuckey. by themadkansan2008-03-28 12:14:52
    Hope you were wearing hip boots by DesertRat662008-03-28 12:03:39
      locktite is what they use on bolts in by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:04:51
      That is pretty much what both Snarl and I thought. (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-28 12:04:31
    BTW this is the same person here in town by classic_jon2008-03-28 12:03:31
      Bore diameter not much difference by DesertRat662008-03-28 12:06:30
    Loctite won't hurt metal. (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2008-03-28 12:02:04
  Proof that size doesn't matter by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:03:04
  I like this music video by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:02:40
    Also, you can't dig a grave with a snowshovel. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 11:36:04
      That's a grain shovel (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:41:07
        Same thing. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:00:47
        They work pretty good for snow too. (n/t) by techi8702008-03-28 11:52:49
  School Shooters: A Profile by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:02:01
  Gun Crime, Gun Ownership, Crime Prevention by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:01:10
    Thank you. That article hit very close to home by SouthpawPL2008-03-28 11:49:53
      Convince one person at a time. by esbita2008-03-28 12:39:31
        Please post a range report by DesertRat662008-03-28 12:40:56
      Step 1 favorable ruling in Heller v. DC by DesertRat662008-03-28 12:10:32
  Public Believes Americans Have Right to Own Guns by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:00:38
    I can top that. by toysbfun2008-03-28 11:06:03
      Fine: by UGuardian2008-03-28 12:06:15
        #2 is already true in quite a few places by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 12:09:48
          IIRC by UGuardian2008-03-28 12:13:47
            It is the do as i say and not as I do school by classic_jon2008-03-28 12:23:02
              Exactly my point by UGuardian2008-03-28 12:33:25
      Who can blame them? by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:18:33
        Have you been able to watch Indoctrinate U yet? by Snate2008-03-28 11:20:40
          No but I'd like to by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:28:03
            They're probably worried about attracting attentio by Snate2008-03-28 11:29:54
              That'd be my guess (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:41:32
      EEEP! *is scared* by Snate2008-03-28 11:17:56
  "Crime won't happen here" or will it? by DesertRat662008-03-28 10:59:59
  UFOCBOTW - She gets married tomorrow by DesertRat662008-03-28 10:59:01
    You know, you could show us... by RetiQlum22008-03-28 12:17:33
      When I first showed her by DesertRat662008-03-28 12:37:28
Watching "Ten Years Younger" by josie_beller2008-03-28 10:45:58
  Another episode, still don't see the ten years by josie_beller2008-03-28 11:07:04
Apache thread monitor? by chijik2008-03-28 10:38:39
  IIRC, nagios has a module to monitor Apache by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 10:42:05
    I think that's what we're using... by chijik2008-03-28 12:18:22
      Yes, the process would've to provide that by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 12:29:41
Tony's pizza FTW for lunch by classic_jon2008-03-28 10:34:25
Server issue. Help needed by temjin2008-03-28 10:16:47
  Can server B see server A? I.e ping.. by Jeff_UK2008-03-28 10:19:48
    Yes (n/t) by temjin2008-03-28 10:40:21
  Is ServerB joined to the domain? by merlin2008-03-28 10:18:11
    Yes and No by temjin2008-03-28 10:38:09
      If there are no entries for it in AD, by hadji2008-03-28 10:41:16
        I didn't think to mention by temjin2008-03-28 10:48:33
          ...continued by temjin2008-03-28 10:50:27
            Yep. If you had to reload the OS on Server A, by hadji2008-03-28 10:53:57
              ok by temjin2008-03-28 10:58:17
                YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 by temjin2008-03-28 11:13:08
                  Sure you can. Send me money. :-) (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 11:14:12
                    Oi!! I have first lien. It was my initial thought (n/t) by merlin2008-03-28 11:15:26
                      Not a problem. by hadji2008-03-28 11:16:28
                        Where do you want me to send your $0.02? (n/t) by merlin2008-03-28 11:19:16
                          Woohoo! by hadji2008-03-28 11:23:47
            Yes by imrambi2008-03-28 10:53:29
Request for Resumes - IT-ish position by jayfarm2008-03-28 09:58:56
  Thread-jack by imrambi2008-03-28 10:56:06
'As they say, "If you would seek war, prepare by Didactylos2008-03-28 09:58:52
  So you claim that peace through strenght is wrong? by murphoid2008-03-28 14:25:11
  Si vis pacem, para bellum by oedlan2008-03-28 11:44:07
    Cuius testiculos habes,habeas cardia et cerebellum (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 12:40:27
  Then you get rapid buildup with impending war by run.dll2008-03-28 11:18:51
    Impending war.... by Didactylos2008-03-28 11:31:38
      In the current political climate, this is true by subbywan2008-03-28 11:34:45
        I think, in a situation where by Didactylos2008-03-28 11:41:45
          There's no way to ensure a breakdown won't occur by subbywan2008-03-28 11:49:55
            That simply means that you have to be by Peace_man2008-03-28 12:47:22
              Which is a catch-22. by subbywan2008-03-28 12:50:53
                Don't forget one thing. by Peace_man2008-03-28 12:58:36
                  That is no guarantee. by subbywan2008-03-28 13:03:34
                    Except our 'mercenaries' by DesertRat662008-03-28 13:08:36
                      talking about mercenaries, check out my TLP by techi8702008-03-28 13:36:54
                      The company is. The merc's aren't by subbywan2008-03-28 13:10:25
                        Not for Blackwater by DesertRat662008-03-28 13:19:02
                          Of the 5 listed there, only 2 require citizenship (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-28 13:22:01
                            And all ask for a DD-214 by DesertRat662008-03-28 13:33:37
                              Then they've being very naughty by subbywan2008-03-28 13:38:00
                                I take it you know these recces? by DesertRat662008-03-28 13:47:51
                                Not many. by subbywan2008-03-28 13:52:29
                                Is it possible that this regulation by Blackwater by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:59:51
                                More likely the reverse by DesertRat662008-03-28 14:26:01
                                Anything is possible (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-28 14:05:22
                                However, it's not very limiting by subbywan2008-03-28 14:07:37
                                Yes, of course. by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 14:25:23
                                I saw a news-piece in German TV a long while ago, by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:47:36
                                s/reccie/recce (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-28 13:38:51
                      For now. Mostly. by Peace_man2008-03-28 13:10:02
                        See by DesertRat662008-03-28 13:23:00
                  Assuming by MatthewDBA2008-03-28 13:02:40
                    Yeah, I know there is a possibility of that. by Peace_man2008-03-28 13:08:47
                      Yeah... by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:13:24
                      Where does the repressing come in? by MatthewDBA2008-03-28 13:12:21
                      It's not a homogeny question, but knowing them by subbywan2008-03-28 13:12:19
      Israel? (n/t) by run.dll2008-03-28 11:33:32
        by "civilized" he meant NATO members :) (n/t) by shminux2008-03-28 11:48:41
          Croatia? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 12:10:38
    No coup can be successful without the support of by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 11:22:18
  That's only 1/2 the problem by subbywan2008-03-28 10:40:20
    Training by DesertRat662008-03-28 10:56:20
      And now you have a well-trained army with nothing by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 10:57:59
        The thing is... by basher202008-03-28 11:09:53
          Question: by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 11:12:31
            The thing you train the most by basher202008-03-28 12:27:06
              Which doesn't stop a coup from happening. by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:37:19
        Heh, sure they do by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:05:51
          Your local recruiter may *say* it's all training by josie_beller2008-03-28 11:10:52
            "Train as you fight. Fight as you train." by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 11:15:42
          German. We have more direct ways to make somebody by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 11:10:50
            the Romans built roads. The Americans do by joecrouse2008-03-28 11:57:18
              Not anymore. by aix tom2008-03-28 12:02:15
                Was ment to be funny and you ruined a perfect joke by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:08:53
                  Thank god our secrets is still safe. by aix tom2008-03-28 12:15:45
                    So what are the lederhosen for then? (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-28 12:38:12
                      Strangulation in your sleep. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:55:13
                  Nope. by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 12:15:21
                    SEEE THEY ADMIT TO THE CONSPIRACY! (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:20:49
                      Nobody will believe you. by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 12:21:30
                Gotta love the socialism and the ECC :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-28 12:03:23
        which takes us right back to Didac's point. (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-28 10:58:20
          Exactly. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 10:59:00
    How do you determine just how much by Peace_man2008-03-28 10:48:16
      More than the other guy tends to be a safe bet. (n (n/t) by toysbfun2008-03-28 10:53:32
        yeah, but who is "the other guy"? by subbywan2008-03-28 10:54:58
          That's not a problem ... by aix tom2008-03-28 11:00:46
            No, then you can build up that secret police force by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 11:04:13
      That's the $100 000 000 000 000 000 000 question. (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-28 10:50:10
    Rent it out to your South American allies. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 10:43:06
  doing the logical reduction between the 2 phrases by joresgump2008-03-28 10:17:35
  What do you think the Crusades were? (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-28 10:16:37
    A vent for social and economic pressures (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 11:25:06
  Also, from the same book : by aix tom2008-03-28 10:04:28
    Maybe I should find a copy of this book. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-03-28 10:12:22
      If you're going to read Jingo by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 10:18:14
        Thud! was reasonable standing on its own. by Phoon2008-03-28 10:26:08
          Most if not all of the Discworld books by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 10:30:59
            I don't think the Watch books really do. by krikkert2008-03-28 10:32:35
              Oh, they can. by Didactylos2008-03-28 11:35:55
                I did. by vetitice2008-03-28 15:39:53
                I read 'em all in order by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 12:42:18
                It is impossible for you to know if they were by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 12:06:38
              Well, they can. by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 10:36:43
              The first Pratchett book I read was by hadji2008-03-28 10:35:16
                The first one I read was Reaper Man by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 10:39:10
                  Discworld reading order! by oedlan2008-03-28 11:55:14
                  I had read the first two years ago by josie_beller2008-03-28 10:51:58
                    So, she lent you the whole Discworld series? by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 10:54:07
                      No, she loaned me the Death-centered ones by josie_beller2008-03-28 12:46:58
                      No longer the case. (n/t) by Didactylos2008-03-28 11:45:29
                        Which book did he not appear in? (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 14:48:06
      Start with .... by aix tom2008-03-28 10:17:32
        I haven't read that one, actually. by krikkert2008-03-28 10:18:34
          It's similar to Night Watch. by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 10:23:01
Someone was talking about feeling old the other by chuckab2008-03-28 09:57:57
  That just takes the biscuit. by confused.brit2008-03-28 19:15:26
    s\111\11 damn im so jealous im trying to age him.. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-28 19:16:23
  That's Neat. Heck I'm twenty years older than him by Snate2008-03-28 10:25:01
And now, for your wierd news item of the day... by testy2008-03-28 09:47:05
  Did anyone else giggle at her middle name? by SnArL2008-03-28 10:00:14
    If I remember my Full Metal Jacket by Imp2008-03-28 11:13:13
  You know, sometimes finding a babysitter is really by aprylmae2008-03-28 09:50:27
The odd connections my brain makes: TKAT and OINK by plblark2008-03-28 09:30:21
  Priceless. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 10:21:08
  dangit by aprylmae2008-03-28 09:48:01
    He was involved in that?! (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-28 09:50:02
      He was involved in something by aprylmae2008-03-28 09:51:46
  Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful :) by radiowave9112008-03-28 09:40:45
  Got it. eh...what really concerns me is I actually by Dire_Lobo2008-03-28 09:40:04
    same here by plblark2008-03-28 09:46:43
  LOL (n/t) by techi8702008-03-28 09:37:29
Warner Music wants Internet tax for music by toysbfun2008-03-28 09:30:00
  Did anyone else parse that 'universal music' as by confused.brit2008-03-28 19:34:14
  Here's the rub by basher202008-03-28 10:31:53
  And the MPAA wants ISP's to work for them by Peace_man2008-03-28 10:24:57
  This would be shot down real quick, by jimli2008-03-28 10:21:44
  Wouldn't be a bad idea, IF ... by aix tom2008-03-28 09:52:35
    Does something prevent you from doing that now? by toysbfun2008-03-28 10:07:40
      Yep. by aix tom2008-03-28 10:39:41
        I have a similar list, at least mentally by josie_beller2008-03-28 12:06:49
          Friend of mine ran into a similar situation by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 13:49:16
        Ohhh. You think they'll put help you find what you by toysbfun2008-03-28 10:52:05
          Not really. by aix tom2008-03-28 11:11:12
          He has a point. by Peace_man2008-03-28 11:09:12
            What about my hardship? by toysbfun2008-03-28 11:52:01
              That's why I said YOU would have to .. by aix tom2008-03-28 12:13:58
                Sorry, I didn't catch the individual decision part by toysbfun2008-03-28 12:20:47
ATTN: Everyone by SnArL2008-03-28 09:26:21
  Author of said post = Nutjob. No I'm not by Silverfire2008-03-28 20:58:03
  That has got to be a very twisted, unhappy person by josie_beller2008-03-28 12:32:36
  She sees what she wants to see. by RetiQlum22008-03-28 10:48:57
    she also makes the assumption that by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:17:06
      Asia Carrera is a member of Mensa by DesertRat662008-03-28 12:43:48
        Was going to go with Danni Ashe but by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:54:06
      And Inara doesn't *just* "work her body". by Phoon2008-03-28 12:21:32
        Which if you ever meet a real escort by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:53:28
  What a freakin' nutjob. (n/t) by Snate2008-03-28 09:41:08
    Bats4. (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-28 09:46:24
  You want crazy? by undrcvrparothed2008-03-28 09:37:35
  Somebody needs to up their medication dosage. (n/t by Hieraco2008-03-28 09:34:27
  Crazy? by sgrunt2008-03-28 09:29:57
    I'm not crazy / INSTITUTIONALIZED / You're the one by SnArL2008-03-28 09:32:22
      oh oH OH Craaaazy !!!! but it feels alright !!! by joresgump2008-03-28 11:22:50
Wouldn't have made more sense... by basher202008-03-28 09:24:47
  Precise (adj) by Stibbons2008-03-28 09:46:02
  That's always bothered me. by talon07202008-03-28 09:30:50
    Speaking of Wookiees... by kelli2172008-03-28 15:40:56
    You're far from the only person to notice that. by sgrunt2008-03-28 09:35:28
Ok I am not reading any political threads today so by murphoid2008-03-28 09:24:21
  Can I talk about "My Boss the Idiot"? by Hieraco2008-03-28 09:28:11
    That sounds good. (n/t) by murphoid2008-03-28 10:05:43
      What if he works for the Obama/Hilton campaigns? ( (n/t) by run.dll2008-03-28 11:23:34
Attn: House keeping UFies (Tips/hints needed) by Hieraco2008-03-28 09:15:44
  vinegar. by unjust2008-03-28 14:14:36
  Put them in the dish washer (n/t) by Zoxer2008-03-28 11:19:45
    Wait a second there by Hieraco2008-03-28 12:23:10
      if that's the case, it may add stains. :-) (n/t) by morenna2008-03-28 13:07:30
        EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (n/t) by Snate2008-03-28 13:35:03
          "Honey did you switch brands of coffee again?" by DesertRat662008-03-28 13:57:58
  Rub with salt. by ttlogic2008-03-28 10:53:11
  The best way to keep House... by SnArL2008-03-28 10:08:06
  not sure if vinegar counts as harsh by bfgcd2008-03-28 09:54:10
  If you Really want to clean it use a little fresh by classic_jon2008-03-28 09:32:35
  Don't by DesertRat662008-03-28 09:17:17
    From my grandma by SciSSorS2008-03-28 09:30:04
yay, clubbing! (seal hunt has opened) (n/t) by shminux2008-03-28 09:02:02
  A baby seal walks into a club. by jdelphiki2008-03-28 11:18:37
  I (club) baby seals? by Jeff_UK2008-03-28 10:15:05
    And, as usual for tshirthell, ripped off. (n/t) by hobbs2008-03-28 10:44:18
  I wonder who would complain if you started playing by techi8702008-03-28 09:04:32
    How about by DesertRat662008-03-28 09:08:03
      Nah. "Kiss From a Rose" (n/t) by hadji2008-03-28 10:39:01
      No, that is tasteless, by veran2008-03-28 09:34:10
      Don't make me club you like a baby seal. (n/t) by mmell2008-03-28 09:11:58
        "A baby seal walks into a club..." (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-28 19:32:18
        :-p (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-28 09:15:44
Be careful what you click on by DesertRat662008-03-28 08:50:59
  Wait until the g**tse-link trolls get hold of this (n/t) by oot2008-03-28 14:57:22
  And further down the road of .... by aix tom2008-03-28 09:44:09
  Nono...this is a GOOD idea... by SnArL2008-03-28 09:29:38
  While I do agree that all forms of child pron by Snate2008-03-28 09:19:52
    and then there is the entrapment problem by robertltux2008-03-28 15:16:34
  That's hillarious really by Fandango2008-03-28 09:04:38
    It's all fun and games by toysbfun2008-03-28 09:12:59
      Quick question . . . by mmell2008-03-28 09:20:35
        Like the article says, it doesn't matter by josie_beller2008-03-28 11:42:51
        no pics, no crime, only probable cause (n/t) by shminux2008-03-28 09:27:17
How can you move past something by hactar the uhhh2008-03-28 08:48:07
  One thing you could do is by sgrunt2008-03-28 09:12:13
  it would help if you stopped running in circles by madjo2008-03-28 09:07:44
  *eats something's brains* by joresgump2008-03-28 08:58:28
  turn around? by imrambi2008-03-28 08:49:55
  Stop going around it. Run it over. by mmell2008-03-28 08:49:40
    It reminds me of a scene from a movie. by vampire2008-03-28 09:28:36
    Best advice I've head all day! Thank you:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-03-28 08:49:58
unidentified high frequency buzz in the office. by Jeff_UK2008-03-28 08:47:37
  Thank god I'm deaf on high frequencies. by aix tom2008-03-28 11:18:02
  It's a CRT monitor. It's always a CRT monitor. (n/t) by murphoid2008-03-28 09:25:11
    A what? Never heard of them. :P (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-03-28 10:24:48
  get your own low-pass filter by aging faster (n/t) by shminux2008-03-28 08:59:54
  High freq should be easier to pinpoint by SnowStar2008-03-28 08:52:38
    My experience is the opposite . . . by mmell2008-03-28 08:56:23
      also, it may be demons. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-03-28 10:25:24
  Fluorescent light fixture with a bad ballast? by themadkansan2008-03-28 08:49:09
    Seconded. by mmell2008-03-28 08:50:36
      Thirded by vampire2008-03-28 09:29:48
      Ya, tube monitors, too. by themadkansan2008-03-28 09:03:05
        My last workplace it was a cheap set of speakers. (n/t) by suicide_king2008-03-28 11:47:46
        Which reminds me . . . THREADJACK. by mmell2008-03-28 09:09:29
          Is why I bought Samsung. by themadkansan2008-03-28 09:15:17
            Good tip. Thanks. by mmell2008-03-28 09:22:36
I am so glad it is Friday!! by classic_jon2008-03-28 08:46:49
7 payments left on my car by merlin2008-03-28 08:24:55
  Zero payments left on mine. by krikkert2008-03-28 10:17:37
    I did that with my first two. by aix tom2008-03-28 11:25:48
    Same.. I had a cheque for my ex-motorbike by Jeff_UK2008-03-28 10:28:47
    That's what I'll do with my next one. (n/t) by merlin2008-03-28 10:20:08
  Our car is leased but we're already planning on by techi8702008-03-28 09:20:28
  I'm aiming to pay off a year early. (n/t) by esbita2008-03-28 09:06:31
    According to the original loan, I have 24 months by merlin2008-03-28 09:08:37
      Mine is about the same. by esbita2008-03-28 09:15:11
  My car is paid. About 200 on my house still due... by UnFair2008-03-28 08:58:54
  Not far behind you, 12 left on mine (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 08:26:45
    It helps that I just made a principal-only payment by merlin2008-03-28 08:36:02
      If I had the extra cash I'd be doing that by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 08:44:50
      How dare you. by aix tom2008-03-28 08:39:38
        *grins* Yeah, well, I'd rather stimulate myself by merlin2008-03-28 08:45:57
    Still 14 for me. by aix tom2008-03-28 08:29:09
      One payment left. by mmell2008-03-28 08:33:54
Only on a Friday: Man marries robot girlfriend by toysbfun2008-03-28 08:16:35
  I didn't know it was April 1 already . . . by mmell2008-03-28 08:36:37
egrep regex help by TrogL2008-03-28 08:06:04
  Your "\b" idea would have worked great by hobbs2008-03-28 10:51:07
  ypcat hosts | egrep '\.13\ ' by mmell2008-03-28 08:37:46
  Try this by sepp2k2008-03-28 08:20:50
  You don't use the right regex? ;-) by aix tom2008-03-28 08:17:29
    Except without the first or last .* by hobbs2008-03-28 10:50:31
Need NAS suggestions. by xunil22008-03-28 07:58:56
Peace through superior firepower. by techi8702008-03-28 07:55:47
  When has *that* ever worked? by Didactylos2008-03-28 09:11:37
    When hasn't it? by DesertRat662008-03-28 09:22:47
      World War I comes readily to mind. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-28 10:19:49
        The US WASNT strong at the outset of by joecrouse2008-03-28 12:49:33
          Whoever mentioned the US? by krikkert2008-03-28 16:00:13
          Neither did anybody else. by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 13:49:44
            while the british were building up arms by joecrouse2008-03-28 14:13:49
              Your point? by CynicalRyan2008-03-28 14:30:52
        Not making the connection by DesertRat662008-03-28 11:43:27
  isn't that a UAV? (n/t) by emlaabs2008-03-28 08:38:25
    Yupper. A 'Predator' drone. by mmell2008-03-28 08:44:38
      Langford's three laws are more likely by toysbfun2008-03-28 10:58:11
      Except that these aren't robots by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 08:50:46
        Depends on your definition of 'robot' by mmell2008-03-28 08:59:16
          Azamov's Rules of robotics only apply by Sterling_Ag2008-03-28 09:04:32
            Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . by mmell2008-03-28 09:10:30
              Except for the fact that they are ingrained into by merlin2008-03-28 09:43:53
                Tell that to Lore. (n/t) by mmell2008-03-28 10:15:39
      Sure it's not a Reaper? by DesertRat662008-03-28 08:49:11
    yep. (n/t) by techi8702008-03-28 08:44:29
  Ouch! That hurt. by Peace_man2008-03-28 08:34:16
    Is not a bomb. by themadkansan2008-03-28 08:57:36
      confirmed as a Hellfire. Picture was taken by the by techi8702008-03-28 08:59:48
    Why? It delivers peace... by DesertRat662008-03-28 08:47:14
      Now THAT'S something you really don't want to see. by mmell2008-03-28 08:52:11
        Now THAT is something that I have seen. by Hieraco2008-03-28 09:22:30
          Ugly? Ugly!?!?!? That is a beautiful aircraft!!! (n/t) by merlin2008-03-28 10:22:13
            Beauty in design by wabbit652008-03-28 10:40:04
          Quite frankly, they sound like by basher202008-03-28 10:06:09
          A-10 Warthogs, a groundpounder's best friend. by mmell2008-03-28 09:28:11
            My frined in the VII Corps said the same by classic_jon2008-03-28 09:38:48
              AF Generals want fast and fancy by DesertRat662008-03-28 09:43:26
                You mean the Army Air Corps? by mmell2008-03-28 10:16:44
    You must've LOVED Richard Nixon. by mmell2008-03-28 08:46:01
  For those wanting the sticker or similar products by DesertRat662008-03-28 08:03:38
    :( they don't have the boltface sticker. The one by techi8702008-03-28 08:18:21
      Which one did you want? (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-28 08:25:03
        I want to order a few. What I'll probably do is by techi8702008-03-28 08:44:17
          If that falls through let me know by DesertRat662008-03-28 08:48:14
          Ship 'em here to me in Texas. Then by merlin2008-03-28 08:47:28
            While I'm most likely headed to the US next month by techi8702008-03-28 08:50:09
            Heh, if you come and visit we can go to the range by classic_jon2008-03-28 08:49:50
              I'm doing a short range trip tomorrow. I'm going by techi8702008-03-28 08:52:37
                Are you using a bore sight or ? by classic_jon2008-03-28 09:22:01
                  *facepalm* by DesertRat662008-03-28 09:40:00
                    This was one of those "you don't need to do that" by classic_jon2008-03-28 10:43:46
                  I'm planning on doing a rought site in at 50 yards by techi8702008-03-28 09:29:03
              She being his boss that is! :) by classic_jon2008-03-28 08:50:49
AD question. by mpicklesimer12008-03-28 07:54:00
  Does the OS itself use the account? by mmell2008-03-28 08:43:21
Friday Version: The war against terrorism by Hieraco2008-03-28 07:47:59
  (blames hieraco) ;) by classic_jon2008-03-28 07:49:34
    (Blames Canada )(n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-03-28 08:43:22
      (Blames Britan for blaming Canada) :) (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-28 08:47:59
Does anybody here know "Contemplating Reiko" ? by Bertram2008-03-28 07:37:23
  are you looking for the archieve? by thethinman2008-03-28 10:18:09
    It's kind of missing a "first" button, by Bertram2008-03-28 11:52:31
      <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-28 12:07:22
        Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2008-03-28 12:07:34
        Darn. MODS! Doublepost! (n/t) by Bertram2008-03-28 11:53:57
      oops, add following after word 1 of post: by Bertram2008-03-28 11:53:31
        far as i know there is no directory (n/t) by thethinman2008-03-28 11:55:44
It's official!! by drmoats2008-03-28 07:34:37
  Conmgrats (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-28 08:14:30
  W00t! OUTSTANDING - and congrats! by Dire_Lobo2008-03-28 08:01:07
  The question begs to be asked, by XndeX2008-03-28 07:45:45
    According to husband and children by drmoats2008-03-28 08:39:54
  time to start on your own? by shminux2008-03-28 07:45:39
  \o/ Woot for you! \o/ (n/t) by shandrake2008-03-28 07:36:36
Summon: mekkanik_mike by Hieraco2008-03-28 07:33:21
  Missing clicky? by desiredusername2008-03-28 09:03:49
Question of the Day: QOTDish QOTD thingy by sstacks2008-03-28 07:24:43
  urinary bladder, calcium oxalate urolith by josie_beller2008-03-28 11:46:09
  browser; day full of procrastination by Ascag2008-03-28 09:04:29
  link, ID9K. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-03-28 07:56:59
  Nydus canal, Swarm (n/t) by joresgump2008-03-28 07:34:01
  Pandora's Box - Darwin Award (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-03-28 07:33:09
    what would say by joresgump2008-03-28 07:36:56
  cooler - frosty adult beverage (n/t) by shandrake2008-03-28 07:29:31
I got a nice surprise yesterday. by kc5sdy2008-03-28 06:53:31
  I've got a HP nc8230 and I've been really happy by techi8702008-03-28 07:37:47
    Every IBM that I have rolled out, I have not cared by kc5sdy2008-03-28 07:42:14
Well, I'm making an SQL script by joresgump2008-03-28 06:14:06
  SQL scripts can be depressing in many ways.... ;-) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-03-28 06:18:07
    I'll save them to temper my happy days :/ (n/t) by joresgump2008-03-28 07:39:05
This one's too good... by mekkanik_mike2008-03-28 06:08:15
I have finally created my diary!! by drmoats2008-03-28 05:50:55
  Thanks!! by drmoats2008-03-28 07:31:50
    who said that you were welcome? by madjo2008-03-28 08:49:45
  Cluttered! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-03-28 07:02:10
  Congratulations for this public clutter demmand!!! (n/t) by joresgump2008-03-28 06:12:27
  Question posted by Spisefisken2008-03-28 05:57:31
    Answer posted...... (n/t) by drmoats2008-03-28 07:32:06
  Clutter deposited ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2008-03-28 05:56:45
A groaner from the inbox/cyberjoke by Spisefisken2008-03-28 05:50:43
  HAHAHAHAHAHA :-D (n/t) by Snate2008-03-28 08:54:54
The obligatory friday joke by Spisefisken2008-03-28 05:38:41
  bwahahahaha (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-28 06:04:36
I am going to woodstock this summer by Spisefisken2008-03-28 05:30:31
  From the "fortune cookie program" by ideur2008-03-28 06:16:59
    And of course Grace Slick's famous quote by basher202008-03-28 06:25:29
  Never been there myself either.. by EnzoMatrix2008-03-28 05:51:44
    I am just going to the city of woodstock by Spisefisken2008-03-28 05:55:03
      Ah... Ok. by EnzoMatrix2008-03-28 06:03:14
        The festival was held in Bethel, actually. :) (n/t) by kelli2172008-03-28 09:16:04
  Going up to the country - Canned Heat. by joecrouse2008-03-28 05:41:07
    Sung by Kermit the Frog by mridenour2008-03-28 10:11:40
    On the road again - Canned Heat by madjo2008-03-28 05:47:27
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-03-28 05:30:02
New BOFH. by mekkanik_mike2008-03-28 05:24:28
  Hm... sliding doors. by vectorz2008-03-28 05:50:22
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-03-28 05:15:43
Speaking of walking by Rogue19712008-03-28 05:04:12
  Good to hear on both things :) Keep it up! (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-28 07:51:30
  so glad you found a new sitter. by aprylmae2008-03-28 05:34:01
Illiads wife has a secret job? by UnFair2008-03-28 04:57:00
  Pretty clever! :) (n/t) by NDwight2008-03-28 05:29:06
  Now THAT made me laugh :P (n/t) by Rogue19712008-03-28 04:59:59
"All you need for a good movie are tornadoes by voxwoman2008-03-28 04:50:55
  "That sure triggered a lot of dopamine receptors" by poolya2008-03-28 04:55:07
    <confession> I've wondered about that myself. by Phoon2008-03-28 06:55:41
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-03-28 04:31:37
Please help me support the Kids Help Phone by Rogue19712008-03-28 04:28:36
  Now you have 2 pleges. (n/t) by techi8702008-03-28 07:45:34
    Thank YOU!!!! (n/t) by Rogue19712008-03-28 09:11:37
      No problem, The Kids Help Phone is a good cause to by techi8702008-03-28 09:25:07
  I just made a pledge by madjo2008-03-28 04:48:50
    Thank you!!!! (n/t) by Rogue19712008-03-28 04:55:33
      I hope your group will reach the goal of $1000 by madjo2008-03-28 05:01:22
        Theres 8 of us registered so far by Rogue19712008-03-28 05:05:14
Wonderful headline in a sciencemagazine by shargo2008-03-28 04:24:35
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-03-28 04:00:02
What should I do with the garden? by Khaar2008-03-28 03:51:09
  Make a succulent garden. by leejam2008-03-28 06:05:34
    Can be combined with a pet rock farm by vectorz2008-03-28 06:14:47
      as long as it's feng shui. :) by madjo2008-03-28 06:22:38
  plant agave. by joecrouse2008-03-28 05:42:03
    Make what? by Khaar2008-03-28 06:05:31
  What about lavendar or herbs? by morenna2008-03-28 04:57:09
    Well, herbs don't have to be used at all. by Khaar2008-03-28 05:56:37
      very true. you can also plant stuff to by morenna2008-03-28 13:15:32
  what flowers grow natively where you are? by flatlander2008-03-28 04:47:11
  A bench, an arc, honeysuckles ? by SciSSorS2008-03-28 03:59:40
    An arch and some clematis would be nice. by JimK2008-03-28 04:14:06
I LOVE my IBM Thinkpad R40 now even more! by ideur2008-03-28 03:45:28
  Toshiba Tecra have something like that too. by kahuana2008-03-28 18:52:42
  Yeah, but can you use *yours* as... by Phoon2008-03-28 06:58:20
  Active protection kicked in? (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-03-28 06:55:15
  Update: by ideur2008-03-28 04:45:35
  how does that work? by flatlander2008-03-28 03:59:23
    It puts the heads into the "parked" position by ideur2008-03-28 04:21:49
Attn: mekkanik_mike (camera question from y-day) by shargo2008-03-28 02:56:49
  Danke... by mekkanik_mike2008-03-28 05:20:34
Euphemism Generator by sazzer2008-03-28 02:51:38
  Lesson learned... by Sandhog2008-03-28 20:27:56
  it's friday... i got: by unjust2008-03-28 14:16:26
  I've been verbing the noun too often to adjectify by joresgump2008-03-28 07:47:01
  negotiating the wife's pudding (n/t) by tallastro2008-03-28 06:41:18
  Shut the door I'm wrestling the bald-headed parcel by aix tom2008-03-28 05:54:24
  The last time I had this much fun, I was by aprylmae2008-03-28 05:52:11
  "Going to town on the pencil" by carthax2008-03-28 05:38:36
  "burping the buttery trouser banana" (n/t) by oot2008-03-28 04:36:13
    That one has Step Murkey all over it. by talon07202008-03-28 10:49:57
  "dancing the pocket polka" :-) (n/t) by JimK2008-03-28 03:48:15
  'spraypainting the trombone' made me giggle :D (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-03-28 03:40:08
    Not as much as by basher202008-03-28 06:27:33
  What the h.e.double-hockeysticks? by madjo2008-03-28 03:05:11
    Wahahaha... so true... :D by madjo2008-03-28 03:49:01
TTGTB by Electric Storm2008-03-28 02:03:27
  Good night! (n/t) by vectorz2008-03-28 02:28:54
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by vectorz2008-03-28 01:55:38
  *wanders in* by afterburner2008-03-28 12:23:07
  *wanders in* by Nea2008-03-28 08:31:54
  *grabs BAS cauldron* by sgrunt2008-03-28 06:56:38
  mornin by aprylmae2008-03-28 05:44:14
    Nothing like a happy customer by vectorz2008-03-28 05:49:36
      mmmmm by aprylmae2008-03-28 05:53:09
  I have an"online Friend meeting" in a bit by flatlander2008-03-28 03:55:50
    Online meetings ftw! by vectorz2008-03-28 03:59:23
      not a bad idea by flatlander2008-03-28 04:02:13
  Treehugger's researching new BAS recipes :) by Jeff_UK2008-03-28 03:38:50
    Self- sacrifice for the future of geekdom by vectorz2008-03-28 03:54:50
  Yay! It's Friday! by Electric Storm2008-03-28 02:01:46
  Timing is everything :) (Mods please!!) by vectorz2008-03-28 01:58:52
    That's ok. I closed mine. stay open! (n/t) by Electric Storm2008-03-28 01:59:48
      Bummer. No price war today :( (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-03-28 02:16:55
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse</a>< by Electric Storm2008-03-28 01:54:06
  Ok, I'll close this Illiways! by Electric Storm2008-03-28 01:58:12
    We should decide with one to keep open :) by vectorz2008-03-28 01:59:54
  Oops! *cuts off teh edge of the TLP* by Electric Storm2008-03-28 01:56:00
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-03-28 01:00:02
Good night y'all. by taitano2008-03-28 00:49:33
Update on mom... by Electric Storm2008-03-28 00:44:09
  {{{{Electric Storm and mom}}} by SciSSorS2008-03-28 08:50:24
  {{{{Electric Storm and mom}}} by aprylmae2008-03-28 05:56:15
  *hugs* (n/t) by shargo2008-03-28 03:02:00
  {{{Electric Storm & family}}} (n/t) by intrinsic2008-03-28 02:47:33
  *hus* Best wishes to you and your family (n/t) by vectorz2008-03-28 02:00:36
  Oh dear...*comforts* by syren2008-03-28 01:54:15
  {{Electric Storm and family}} by madjo2008-03-28 01:52:06
Cyberwars 5 by taitano2008-03-28 00:38:37
That's not funny, that's depressing by Snate2008-03-28 00:17:10
  Yup, it is... sad but true. (n/t) by Apo2008-03-28 01:24:02
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-03-28 00:04:27
  New Question: by adiplomat2008-03-28 17:45:43
    Zefram Cochrane by nix2008-03-28 19:14:34
Translations by Nea2008-03-28 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by madjo2008-03-28 01:50:59
    By MadJo by madjo2008-03-28 01:51:12
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2008-03-28 00:06:41
    von c3po by c3po2008-03-28 00:07:33
      Verschrieben, sollte "untersuchen" heißen ;-) (n/t by Skelwar2008-03-28 03:56:53
  RIAA/MPAA-ish by firehawk2008-03-28 00:04:35
    My info for RIAA/MPAA by ideur2008-03-28 00:16:29
      aha! by madjo2008-03-28 03:07:23
        Oy! Hacking back eh? by madjo2008-03-28 08:29:15
      How do ich check them coordinates (n/t) by Argos2008-03-28 00:50:35
        Use Google Maps and search... by cjmac2008-03-28 01:00:12
          ah! google.de vs. google.com (n/t) by Argos2008-03-28 01:55:15
          You know what's funny... by ooys2008-03-28 01:41:49
            Ever since Arachnid works for them, that is the ca by klar_at_work2008-03-28 02:18:52
      BWAHAHAHAHA! (n/t) by firehawk2008-03-28 00:27:57
        Did you check the location? (n/t) by ideur2008-03-28 00:29:21
          yes *lol* (n/t) by c3po2008-03-28 00:32:53
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-03-28 00:00:01
  TheDJmumbledatCommunistsuponamidnightdreary by sazzer2008-03-28 01:43:54
    link blue in IE (n/t) by madjo2008-03-28 04:01:52

 

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