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Cartoon for Mar 21, 2008
Strip for Mar 21, 2008
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Things too horrible and Stupis laws. by Silent_Sorrow2008-03-22 04:24:26
  Posted on wrong day... Sorry (n/t) by Silent_Sorrow2008-03-22 04:25:44
I like New Amsterdam by Snate2008-03-21 23:07:11
  I like it too. by psychoi3oy2008-03-21 23:45:25
Right, bedtime. by themadkansan2008-03-21 21:51:03
  G'Night. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 22:16:47
  *pokes tmk with pillow* by sgrunt2008-03-21 22:06:01
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-03-21 21:00:01
  Yesterday, before leaving work, I was chatting by hadji2008-03-22 20:20:59
I'm bored. Could you all send me some e-mail? by themadkansan2008-03-21 20:32:15
  message launched... (n/t) by postaljohn2008-03-21 21:25:44
    Replied. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-03-21 21:48:54
  Target successfully bombed in clear weather. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 20:46:11
    Got it. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-03-21 20:48:23
      Good! That means it's working.... by radiowave9112008-03-21 20:52:08
        You'd have to hit it pretty hard, /me thinks. by themadkansan2008-03-21 20:53:21
  Message away! by radiowave9112008-03-21 20:38:35
    Got it. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-03-21 20:48:38
Oi Vey. Yet Again. by themadkansan2008-03-21 20:19:25
  who's erza carter? by cybergeek2008-03-21 20:31:02
    That story has zero details. by lheggland2008-03-21 21:22:59
      So, what, you've have hit him with them by themadkansan2008-03-21 21:37:04
        So, instead of cops, paramedics are gonna make by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 22:10:05
          I like this quote, by lheggland2008-03-21 22:24:10
        The point is that by lheggland2008-03-21 21:58:11
          Then why did he die while in handcuffs? by themadkansan2008-03-21 22:07:10
            Why did he die in handcuffs? by lheggland2008-03-21 22:20:52
            Maybe the kid was drugged? by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 22:16:23
    The mother of the dead guy. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 20:39:12
      Did you read the article? by themadkansan2008-03-21 20:47:19
        Yes, which has nothing to do with the taser, by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 20:56:04
          Rodney King isn't the best comparison. by themadkansan2008-03-21 21:05:04
            Doesn't matter. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 21:10:12
              There are many other ways of controlling behavior by themadkansan2008-03-21 21:20:16
                Usually there are better ways, by lheggland2008-03-21 21:25:04
I'm in the worst mood I've been in in a long time. by basher202008-03-21 20:03:47
  I'd look for another, more reasonable employer, if by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 20:18:01
    I second that motion. (n/t) by lheggland2008-03-21 21:05:56
I can has doskey 6.22? by cybergeek2008-03-21 19:46:00
  Another hint: by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 21:18:34
  Doskey by jmaechtlen2008-03-21 20:47:15
  Try installing it in a DOS VM... by lheggland2008-03-21 20:14:44
    I just grabbed the file you need from my DOS VM. by lheggland2008-03-21 20:21:24
      that'd be awesome! by cybergeek2008-03-21 20:26:29
        Email sent. (n/t) by lheggland2008-03-21 20:36:33
  Is it possible to install it via virtual machine? by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 19:52:11
    doubtful... by cybergeek2008-03-21 20:01:23
      Yes, you can have a virtual harddisk. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 20:15:33
        clearly, I have much to learn about this. >.> (n/t by cybergeek2008-03-21 20:27:01
          Ask, and your questions will be answered. ;) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 20:38:16
Attn: josie_beller, SouthpawPL, Myke, & Tomo by radiowave9112008-03-21 19:23:08
  Photos uploaded. Clicky enclosed. by radiowave9112008-03-21 20:09:28
    Nice improvement. by Hieraco2008-03-21 23:02:34
      Minor correction by Myke2008-03-21 23:26:34
        I stand corrected by Hieraco2008-03-22 03:15:31
          Aperture 2.0 got cheap too. $200! (n/t) by Myke2008-03-22 08:48:56
    OH! I know why your shots are out of focus! by SouthpawPL2008-03-21 22:49:38
      BTW, I never mentioned: by SouthpawPL2008-03-21 22:59:39
The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by SnappingTurtle2008-03-21 17:47:42
  It's a good starting point. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 18:23:16
  Gibbon was a great writer. by run.dll2008-03-21 18:04:36
  Which half are you interested in? by EndlessWaves2008-03-21 18:03:59
    You can't go back to Constantinople by SnappingTurtle2008-03-21 18:06:24
      "I, Stan Bull. . . by taitano2008-03-21 18:39:19
        Or, if you preffer: "constant in Opal." (n/t) by taitano2008-03-21 18:40:43
I'm pretty excited. by dodrian2008-03-21 16:53:37
  no-one ever gets excited about going to Leeds by Jeff_UK2008-03-21 17:07:32
    :-D (n/t) by dodrian2008-03-21 17:09:56
  Sounds like lots of fun! by ashyraine2008-03-21 17:03:40
  Rock....Gospel? by confused.brit2008-03-21 16:55:11
    R&B started out as what the preacher's kids by basher202008-03-21 19:26:29
    We sing some rock, and lots of gospel. by dodrian2008-03-21 17:08:49
      I thought Rock music was of the devil by confused.brit2008-03-21 17:13:53
A good knife is like a woman.. how? ;) by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:21:46
  Takes skill to juggle more than one? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-21 16:48:04
    kahuana FTW! (n/t) by Illiad2008-03-21 16:53:41
      if a man has the money to "afford" more than one.. by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:55:30
        If a man can afford more than one, by veran2008-03-21 17:11:27
          If he can afford more than one... by Illiad2008-03-21 17:23:43
            Only if he makes the mistake of... by veran2008-03-21 17:24:59
              ahh what a sticky web we weave... by Garrinka2008-03-21 17:26:18
                That's "tangled" m'dear. by Illiad2008-03-21 17:33:28
                  you have your "male" version.. by Garrinka2008-03-21 17:34:35
                    You don't rewrite Shakespeare. by da-gimp2008-03-21 18:23:35
                      his quote was from Sir Scott.. :) by Garrinka2008-03-21 18:26:08
                      D'Oh! by da-gimp2008-03-21 18:24:31
                What trouble the Mormon must have then. (n/t) by veran2008-03-21 17:32:34
  good guesses .. here's the answer .. by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:46:31
    That's why Kukri's are so sexy then :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-03-21 17:02:14
    Oh, and you know I didn't read this until *after* by kahuana2008-03-21 16:48:49
  She needs a man to keep sharp ? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-03-21 16:40:01
    sharp as in on her toes? .. or by Garrinka2008-03-21 17:31:41
    Gets dull from having to deal with men. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-21 16:41:04
  They're both made more desireable by a by hadji2008-03-21 16:36:14
    How do you apply a wet stone to a woman? (n/t) by veran2008-03-21 16:40:30
      well some say their's is as hard as a stone.. by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:41:49
        Hardheaded woman. by veran2008-03-21 16:43:29
          solid like a rock! ;) by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:44:34
            Pass, but I guess it's country (n/t) by veran2008-03-21 16:54:48
              nope Ashford and Simpson by Garrinka2008-03-21 17:13:57
                The chorus rings a bell by veran2008-03-21 17:26:08
                  simpsoid.. the synthetic simpsons ;) by Garrinka2008-03-21 17:27:35
                    It's the 80ies, woman! by veran2008-03-21 17:33:37
                      just think of all the "pleather" animals.. by Garrinka2008-03-21 17:36:23
    well I would say a wet t-shirt.. by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:39:53
    Some soggy bint chucks a sword at you... by Jeff_UK2008-03-21 16:37:41
      roflmao .. hehehehehehe by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:38:32
  You should never put either in a dishwasher? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-03-21 16:35:21
  Sharp. I wouldn't like a dull woman. (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-21 16:33:06
  They can both cut out a man's heart. by shadowsystems2008-03-21 16:30:20
  OK... by swisscheese2008-03-21 16:28:43
    closer ... (n/t) by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:30:45
      'always at your side' for the cheesy answer? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-03-21 16:35:58
  They can both by DesertRat662008-03-21 16:24:22
    not *quite* it ;) by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:26:14
  Tangible. by veran2008-03-21 16:23:50
    wrong! keep guessing ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:25:08
      So there are many women I can use to by veran2008-03-21 16:33:55
        Steff's Llama? (n/t) by UGuardian2008-03-21 17:45:18
          Stef's Llama is a woman? by veran2008-03-21 17:54:14
Methinks veran is bored by Snate2008-03-21 16:18:03
  I am always bored by veran2008-03-21 16:41:46
What would happen? by da-gimp2008-03-21 16:03:33
  Try it! It's fun! Honest! (n/t) by hadji2008-03-21 16:13:24
A stunning photograph, taken with impressive skill by Esteis2008-03-21 15:23:18
  Agreed. Some great photos in there.. (n/t) by desiredusername2008-03-21 15:35:22
Not just screenplays are dangerous. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 15:07:20
ATTN: Phoon by hadji2008-03-21 14:52:19
  I think he means the enclosure. by Snate2008-03-21 15:54:30
  Threadjack! Attn :hadji by XndeX2008-03-21 14:56:16
    What time did you call? by hadji2008-03-21 15:00:10
      this was last night by XndeX2008-03-21 15:14:24
About today's cartoon by DesertRat662008-03-21 14:49:33
  Must be Friday afternoon by Stibbons2008-03-21 15:39:23
    So I'm not the only one that saw by divide by zero2008-03-21 16:05:34
    Same Here (n/t) by Snate2008-03-21 15:51:20
  I still don't recognise it. Spoil me, please? (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-21 15:28:27
    I read that as "soil me please" :) by classic_jon2008-03-21 15:35:51
  motif is short for . . . ? (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-03-21 15:01:40
    Nevermind, just looked it up by thejugglingking2008-03-21 15:02:44
  Thanks for phoning home about it. :) (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 14:51:28
Whoever gave me the flu by hactar the uhhh2008-03-21 14:45:33
  Sorry! by rogue19712008-03-21 14:47:35
3 more hours of Hellgate London by psychoi3oy2008-03-21 14:37:43
*Hauls in a 7' tall chocolate bunny.* (n/t) by hadji2008-03-21 14:31:09
  *takes a machete.. lopes of bunny's ears*.. ;) by Garrinka2008-03-21 15:26:41
  "And now, Galahad and I wait until dark by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 14:50:05
    We could build a giant chocolate badger... (n/t) by divide by zero2008-03-21 16:04:09
Victims^WPlayers wanted...boomies! (n/t) by Stuka2008-03-21 14:24:57
  I would come on but . . . by thejugglingking2008-03-21 14:32:11
  Gimme 20 minutes. (n/t) by Klaranth2008-03-21 14:27:07
Attn: Bastetsmuse by Spud2008-03-21 13:59:30
  Thank you! by bastetsmuse2008-03-21 15:08:49
Dogging in the news by toysbfun2008-03-21 13:43:36
  So just gay sex or all sex? by justncase2008-03-21 14:13:20
    It looks like it's to protect gay people. by toysbfun2008-03-21 14:30:59
  Nah, I preferred the last line. by ag__wyvern2008-03-21 13:46:16
Episode 1 si on Swedish TV now. by oedlan2008-03-21 13:42:23
  I don't. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-21 16:19:06
  Hmmm I do have the DVD sitting here by Hieraco2008-03-21 13:48:48
  episode 1... by LJENS2008-03-21 13:46:38
    Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (n/t) by ag__wyvern2008-03-21 13:47:44
  *Does NOT hate* by oedlan2008-03-21 13:43:01
    Ah, but is it in English or Swedish? by ag__wyvern2008-03-21 13:47:21
      Only Swedish subs. (n/t) by oedlan2008-03-21 14:02:53
Some photographs are just fantastic by ixeian2008-03-21 13:35:43
  Can anybody identify those birds? by swisscheese2008-03-21 16:07:39
    I think the smaller one is a Magpie by ixeian2008-03-21 16:24:25
      Golden Eagle (Aquila chrysaetos) and by Esteis2008-03-21 16:48:39
  Nice Shot :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-03-21 13:52:20
I'm bored! Entertain me! by Phoon2008-03-21 13:24:39
  *hacks into no-fly list* by themadkansan2008-03-21 13:33:35
    Why hack it? by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 13:51:40
      "Yes, I'd like to report an international terrist. by toysbfun2008-03-21 13:54:00
        See, that shows DHS' incompetence... by Phoon2008-03-21 13:55:42
          Horrible visual of Ted Kennedy and Ted Haggard by lab rat2008-03-21 15:11:52
            In a thong (n/t) by lab rat2008-03-21 15:12:28
              bartender, one order of brain bleach please? (n/t) by emlaabs2008-03-21 15:14:36
                At least they're not nekkid. (n/t) by lab rat2008-03-21 15:19:21
                  *fills a swimming pool with brain-bleach* by taitano2008-03-21 18:46:38
Welcome to tonight's game, ladies and gents, by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 13:21:09
  There's a fine line between humor and insult, and by hadji2008-03-21 14:34:33
    No need to go on the defensive. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 15:08:20
  heh, neat :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-03-21 14:27:15
active x question by joecrouse2008-03-21 12:55:18
  If you are using IE by murphoid2008-03-21 12:58:02
    Did all that. by joecrouse2008-03-21 13:50:53
I'm in NOLA for the weekend...Good food awaits. (n (n/t) by lab rat2008-03-21 12:53:29
  Do i have to get some bubble wrap? by ideur2008-03-21 13:35:05
    If she gets hurt I'm blaming you. by RetiQlum22008-03-21 14:54:12
      Chicken. (n/t) by lab rat2008-03-21 15:13:18
    Nope. I'm being a good rat. (n/t) by lab rat2008-03-21 14:01:12
Ex-Gov Spitzer is such a dork. by Illiad2008-03-21 12:48:14
  I guess he "needed" something "different" by Fuxi2008-03-21 16:24:05
  Two words: Hugh Grant. (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-21 13:22:17
  Saw a good cartoon on him... by vvpete2008-03-21 13:11:23
  It may not be about the sex. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 13:08:03
    jibes with what i know. by joecrouse2008-03-21 13:56:58
  She was against his resigning by DesertRat662008-03-21 12:54:32
    Maybe more trustable too. If you know what I mean. (n/t) by NDwight2008-03-21 15:26:24
  Maybe he wanted someone more ... pliable (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-21 12:51:39
  Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone... by murphoid2008-03-21 12:49:15
    *thwock!* by Havoc2008-03-21 12:59:27
Looks like I got the job. :) by justncase2008-03-21 12:44:50
  conga-rats hon! cha-cha-cha (n/t) by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:22:43
  Gratz!!! (n/t) by murphoid2008-03-21 12:49:54
A belated memorial to Arthur C. Clarke's passing by SoylentGreen2008-03-21 12:36:09
  Adams, Gygax, Clarke, and Pratchett has Alzheimers by murphoid2008-03-21 12:53:45
    And Robert Jordan (n/t) by varikin2008-03-21 14:05:56
      And Joseph Weizenbaum. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 14:22:40
    In Pratchett's own words: by Sterling_Ag2008-03-21 13:38:29
Attn: hadji by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 12:35:38
  Those that are good are not original, by Didactylos2008-03-21 13:48:04
    I . . . *sniff* . . . I . . . I don't know what to by hadji2008-03-21 14:19:23
  I think I've definitely equaled some of them. by hadji2008-03-21 13:32:53
    I am in awe. by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 14:51:07
    I love that story :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-03-21 13:49:13
strangest URL I've ever seen: by thejugglingking2008-03-21 12:10:59
  All subdomains point to one page by Diorama2008-03-21 12:51:36
    Really? </I just learned something> (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-03-21 14:30:12
    Why would you go through such pains to by murphoid2008-03-21 12:55:22
      They don't go to much in terms of pain. :-) by bwkaz2008-03-21 15:27:20
  404 Not Found (n/t) by toysbfun2008-03-21 12:13:27
    It's .html not .htm (n/t) by Snate2008-03-21 12:16:18
      Woops, yeah, sorry about that :o (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-03-21 14:31:10
I'm going to make Cranachan for Easter Sunday by Qcumber-some2008-03-21 12:03:20
redirection question by thetree2008-03-21 11:55:23
  I guess it depends on the language and OS by EndlessWaves2008-03-21 12:17:46
  tee (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2008-03-21 12:01:49
    great thanks! :) (n/t) by thetree2008-03-21 12:24:39
  Pipe to file followed by read/type file? by Hieraco2008-03-21 11:59:02
invoke(catowners) by Ston2008-03-21 11:33:57
  Get something that Azlan normally sleeps on, by confused.brit2008-03-21 17:19:50
  cat owner of 3 cats here by fnord_hero2008-03-21 14:48:09
  It might get better, by murphoid2008-03-21 12:51:57
  Have the intact cat neutered. by voxwoman2008-03-21 12:04:14
    I was thinking that too by Ston2008-03-21 13:06:01
  Suggested solution; by Hieraco2008-03-21 11:57:18
    D4 it Klaranth! by schwing12008-03-21 13:12:55
      Wrong thread :P (n/t) by Klaranth2008-03-21 15:13:43
    That was my initial thinking by Ston2008-03-21 13:12:53
    Entertainment by micahrw2008-03-21 12:18:36
    Actually, bath them together, by Klaranth2008-03-21 12:05:57
    you spell funny. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-21 12:00:33
      And you smell funny. (n/t) by micahrw2008-03-21 12:01:37
        After reading the thread by micahrw2008-03-21 12:07:30
          because I love you as much as I do by aprylmae2008-03-21 12:29:58
            This time the joke is on you. by micahrw2008-03-21 12:35:20
              right now by aprylmae2008-03-21 12:38:10
                I am like a fart on a breeze by micahrw2008-03-21 12:43:04
                  Just don't get near by oedlan2008-03-21 17:10:45
  probably just take some time by aprylmae2008-03-21 11:40:24
Ordnance-Corner for UFies by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:27:10
  Military UFies: I am thinking of buying a friend by classic_jon2008-03-21 19:06:54
  if you guys want a challenge :D by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:00:08
    I know a few who do by DesertRat662008-03-21 16:18:51
      from what I see the regs say blanks.. by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:28:48
        Knew it was something non-standard by desertrat662008-03-21 16:46:43
          nice :) by Garrinka2008-03-21 16:52:01
    I have never tried shooting a guy off a horse by veran2008-03-21 16:16:16
  5.56 vs 6mm Opinions, thoughts, experience? by classic_jon2008-03-21 15:34:06
    Which 6mm? by lheggland2008-03-21 18:13:56
      Yes, .243 win (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-21 19:11:23
      Usually when I hear 6mm by DesertRat662008-03-21 18:21:18
        Don't you pick on my Rifle! ;-P (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-21 19:12:33
    For Deer? by DesertRat662008-03-21 16:21:41
      From what he said it hit the branch and fragmented by classic_jon2008-03-21 18:24:29
        That doesn't sound like a branch hit by DesertRat662008-03-21 18:34:35
          Yeah, It would not surprise me if he by classic_jon2008-03-21 19:10:28
    I hear some people have been known to by veran2008-03-21 15:57:43
  Appropriate comic strip by desiredusername2008-03-21 15:06:38
  The shotgun for those who think 12ga isn't enough: by SouthpawPL2008-03-21 13:31:38
    I NEED one of those! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-21 14:42:09
  Poor Mayor Bloomberg by DesertRat662008-03-21 12:56:25
    That gun is ugly as sin. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-21 13:06:07
  Women's Trap Team Name May Be Chosen by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:36:43
    If it was a team of prostitutes by micahrw2008-03-21 12:44:10
    ... By Applause? (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-21 12:37:06
      That's how it's usually done. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-21 12:56:59
        *snicker* (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-21 13:01:04
  The Great Heller v. DC Roundup by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:35:36
  PD Report of New Life Church Shootings Released by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:34:28
  Taking Aim At Gun Buybacks by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:33:45
  Pure poetry by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:33:12
  Are Americans Arming Themselves? by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:32:35
  Security Review: "Smart Guns" by imrambi2008-03-21 11:32:27
    Pretty much as expected by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:41:41
      The idea has merit, though, especially with tokens by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 11:46:54
        Until someone figures out how to jam the signal by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:48:52
          Not if you expose the wires, and have physical by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 11:51:32
            Then you have to worry about a socket by imrambi2008-03-21 11:58:36
              You missed the point. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 12:17:26
                So now I can't wear gloves when it's cold or wet, by Twitchh2008-03-21 17:15:23
                  No. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 18:11:26
                    If it's RFID-based, it's hackable from by Twitchh2008-03-21 20:08:18
            OK now how to you get by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:56:57
              A large enough surface area, for example. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 12:16:39
                Even if you use the whole grip by DesertRat662008-03-21 12:26:21
                  That's what testing is for, no? by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 13:04:30
                    Now you're getting there by DesertRat662008-03-21 13:29:40
                      Sorry, put up a real test. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 13:40:35
                        Actually that's pretty close to the test by DesertRat662008-03-21 14:00:53
                          So, officers don't follow one more step by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 14:04:43
                            Actually it very much is by DesertRat662008-03-21 14:14:30
                              I meant that "M-16/M-4 replacement" thread ;) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 14:17:11
  Armed citizen vs. 3 Burglars by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:32:07
  81 Year Old Man Takes on 20 something intruder by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:31:28
  Gunshots end frantic 911 call by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:30:59
    Meybe she should have posted a "gun free zone" by lab rat2008-03-21 12:49:27
  Colt Tells CT Legislature To Stuff It by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:30:27
  Thunder Ranch Defensive Shotgun Class by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:28:34
  UFOCBOTW by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:28:07
    I wonder if she has any... by classic_jon2008-03-21 19:14:04
      Maybe it's just me, but while I like firearms, and by Twitchh2008-03-21 20:21:26
  Great Firearms: The M1 carbine by DesertRat662008-03-21 11:27:32
    M-4 by micahrw2008-03-21 12:04:40
      Some people (especialy ladies) don't like the M-4 by DesertRat662008-03-21 12:31:12
        Single point sling by micahrw2008-03-21 12:36:12
          For that rig yes by DesertRat662008-03-21 12:39:06
      I feel the same way about the M-16. by kc5sdy2008-03-21 12:16:10
        Speaking of the M16/M4.... by lheggland2008-03-21 13:00:31
          *eye starts twitching* by DesertRat662008-03-21 13:13:04
            :-) As you can see I tried (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-21 13:27:55
SOTM - Falling Slowly by emlaabs2008-03-21 11:25:51
  I love that movie, and that song. (n/t) by Arivia2008-03-21 12:55:08
VOXKID GOT INTO THE MAGNET SCHOOL by voxwoman2008-03-21 11:19:53
  I didn't know people perfomed with magnets by fnord_hero2008-03-21 14:49:59
    IRL or on the 'tubes? (n/t) by voxwoman2008-03-21 21:06:56
  Didn't those schools by Havoc2008-03-21 13:00:31
  gratz to voxkid! you must be very proud! :-) (n/t) by morenna2008-03-21 12:56:17
  WooHoo! I'd do cartwheels, but....well you by lab rat2008-03-21 12:51:57
  Very nice! Congrats to Voxkid! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2008-03-21 12:45:12
  Tell her that a bunch of weird people... by Bertram2008-03-21 12:39:05
  North or south? (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-21 12:30:20
  Mazel Tov! by RetiQlum22008-03-21 12:23:30
  Celebrate! Celebrate! Dance to the music! (n/t) by DrDeisel2008-03-21 11:33:17
  Congratulations! by Didactylos2008-03-21 11:25:51
    No. I think she's going to go to the movies by voxwoman2008-03-21 12:00:57
  So does this mean by smut2008-03-21 11:25:31
    I wonder if there's an instructor named Robin. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 11:26:57
      you're a brave man, for making that joke by aprylmae2008-03-21 11:29:44
        Better to be brave than grave. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 11:43:44
  Congrats! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 11:25:04
  Grootzah to Voxkid!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-21 11:22:05
  w00t!!!! by bastetsmuse2008-03-21 11:21:36
  Congrats! :) (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-21 11:21:31
Woo! Nice RegEx testing site! by Havoc2008-03-21 11:18:20
  Firefox regexp tester add-on by EON2008-03-21 11:37:04
    Excellent! Thanks! (n/t) by Havoc2008-03-21 12:19:23
Don't sweat the petty things, by aprylmae2008-03-21 11:18:12
got some happy type news yesterday by aprylmae2008-03-21 11:13:56
  Does this mean I can stop working the corner? (n/t by micahrw2008-03-21 12:01:14
    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-21 14:23:57
      <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-21 14:24:04
        Moderated by purplepineapple2008-03-21 14:25:24
          Sorry, my bad. by schwing12008-03-21 20:33:08
        Mods! by Spud2008-03-21 13:13:26
So, about that other war by Snate2008-03-21 10:42:10
  I think in the war on drugs by micahrw2008-03-21 10:47:21
    Semantics. It was never "War on drugs." by kahuana2008-03-21 11:13:19
A Blessed Triduum to all... by LthrOttr2008-03-21 10:21:31
  What ever you believe, have a nice long weekend (n (n/t) by Zoxer2008-03-21 13:02:14
  Im having hotdogs for dinner. by joecrouse2008-03-21 11:39:46
    To truly do that, try this... by LthrOttr2008-03-21 12:40:49
      also by aprylmae2008-03-21 12:50:42
      Ever see a "cheeseburger" flavoured hot dog? by kahuana2008-03-21 12:49:28
        7-11 sells them. I like them. by Phoon2008-03-21 13:34:07
      good for you by aprylmae2008-03-21 12:48:02
    There are kosher hotdogs. by RetiQlum22008-03-21 12:32:59
      pork hot dogs? by Snate2008-03-21 12:36:00
        Most hot dogs have pork. by Phoon2008-03-21 13:32:42
          The term is "mechanically separated" by Sterling_Ag2008-03-21 13:55:42
        Oscar Meyer makes them. by RetiQlum22008-03-21 12:54:26
    well by aprylmae2008-03-21 11:47:01
      Or just have a hotdog that's stuffed with cheese. by kahuana2008-03-21 12:42:52
        I've had one. It was tasty by aprylmae2008-03-21 12:49:48
          I can't abide shellfish myself. by kahuana2008-03-21 12:50:39
      The quintifecta! by toysbfun2008-03-21 12:10:34
        It sounds tasty to me. (n/t) by micahrw2008-03-21 12:23:34
  We don't generally have evening services by MatthewDBA2008-03-21 10:52:43
    As a child, by bastetsmuse2008-03-21 11:11:15
      Good Friday Tenebrae by basher202008-03-21 12:02:20
        Tenebrae by jsr2008-03-21 13:04:57
    *chuckle* by LthrOttr2008-03-21 11:02:44
      You can sing only a fraction of it? by MatthewDBA2008-03-21 12:27:04
        Actually by LthrOttr2008-03-21 12:35:58
          I don't remember seeing that by MatthewDBA2008-03-21 12:39:36
            I have most of the Rite books by LthrOttr2008-03-21 12:44:32
              I used to have a book of blessings and prayers by MatthewDBA2008-03-21 13:06:54
  Best wishes for this Holiday. by krikkert2008-03-21 10:22:22
If you had a pet mole, would you keep it in a by hadji2008-03-21 10:20:45
  On what charges? (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-21 10:24:48
    Positive ionic of course (n/t) by Hieraco2008-03-21 11:49:36
      That'll get Ionians grounded.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 11:52:56
Wifi integration in linux kernel question by Bertram2008-03-21 09:54:41
  Pick one: by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 09:59:55
  Eh? by krikkert2008-03-21 09:56:45
    Only for the repos he has. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 10:01:01
      2.6 was available even in Woody. by krikkert2008-03-21 10:05:11
        Ah now I get it. by Bertram2008-03-21 10:07:23
          No. by krikkert2008-03-21 10:17:23
            Thanks for the reassurance. by Bertram2008-03-21 10:22:37
          Nope. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 10:11:08
Cookies!! by MadnessASAP2008-03-21 09:54:23
  LotD by y2kdragon2008-03-21 10:13:31
For those who may have missed it last night, by DrDeisel2008-03-21 09:21:19
  and i repeat my response from yesterday by robertltux2008-03-21 17:08:45
  The Leningrad Cowboys do such things all the time by Qcumber-some2008-03-21 12:40:23
  Wow um . . . by thejugglingking2008-03-21 10:16:50
  That's just crazy sent it to some Russians I know by cristobal2008-03-21 10:12:53
    I thought the video by micahrw2008-03-21 10:42:09
  They're still around? Huh. (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-21 10:04:05
Security features, my eye! by bastetsmuse2008-03-21 09:11:59
  Isn't that what the scanner is supposed to do? by Bellator2008-03-21 09:45:36
  Your cheque doesn't use a colour shifting foil? by kahuana2008-03-21 09:39:34
    Nope. by bastetsmuse2008-03-21 09:46:41
      Including eventual watermarks, metal threads, etc? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 09:48:09
        This document didn't have those. by bastetsmuse2008-03-21 09:49:23
          So, what security features does it *appear* to hav by Didactylos2008-03-21 10:12:34
            There's usually some raised lettering by krikkert2008-03-21 10:16:43
              As in thermographic printing? by kahuana2008-03-21 10:19:23
                No. by krikkert2008-03-21 10:22:53
                  Like an embossed seal? (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-03-21 10:40:45
                    Just normal embossing. by Didactylos2008-03-21 10:43:55
          Medical licences are like diplomas. by krikkert2008-03-21 09:55:26
          The license is probably in a registry, too. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 09:52:43
  Um... by krikkert2008-03-21 09:15:18
    Threadjack.... by bastetsmuse2008-03-21 09:49:53
      WHAT!? by krikkert2008-03-21 09:54:34
        Eloped. by bastetsmuse2008-03-21 09:56:12
          Well, of course I'll have to! by krikkert2008-03-21 09:59:19
            Sure you can elope. by schwing12008-03-21 14:11:48
    He's talking about controlled documents by Didactylos2008-03-21 09:18:35
      I believe that Cheques use magnetic ink by sazzer2008-03-21 09:22:49
        They make MICR line magnetic toner by classic_jon2008-03-21 09:55:36
        They may have done, once. by Didactylos2008-03-21 09:25:27
          They do. Free State Business Products by subbywan2008-03-21 09:34:18
        like the account number and routing number (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-21 09:24:28
      bastetsmuse is womenfolk. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 09:21:21
        We used one of these where I used to work :) by classic_jon2008-03-21 09:49:12
          I have an allergy towards the name Buick. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 09:53:47
            Buic or Buick? :) (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-21 10:03:54
              Yes. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 10:26:01
        *fluffs hair, puts on lipstick* by bastetsmuse2008-03-21 09:48:20
          I just forgot who the TLP was posted by. by Didactylos2008-03-21 10:07:06
            *erases Didactylos* by kahuana2008-03-21 10:23:27
          Sure ;) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 09:50:32
  Yes, and? by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 09:14:34
OW! by krikkert2008-03-21 09:03:59
  better than putting them on, and then ironing by aprylmae2008-03-21 09:05:18
    I need to steam-iron more often. by krikkert2008-03-21 09:10:26
      easier method by aprylmae2008-03-21 09:14:53
        Excellent idea. by krikkert2008-03-21 09:16:15
          So take a 20 minute shower. :P (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-21 09:17:11
            I'd turn into a shrimp! by krikkert2008-03-21 09:28:23
              you know by aprylmae2008-03-21 10:04:42
                Ironing takes 30 seconds. :P (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-21 10:05:43
                  but if you put them in first thing by aprylmae2008-03-21 10:07:11
            or put them in several minutes before by aprylmae2008-03-21 09:20:03
              I guess this means by micahrw2008-03-21 10:41:22
                no by aprylmae2008-03-21 11:15:30
woo! Brilliant one there Freakazoid... by Freakazoid2008-03-21 09:00:32
  Can you say `recursion'? by Hieraco2008-03-21 11:48:16
New BOFH by madjo2008-03-21 08:57:10
  also off of main page (n/t) by BeerBaron2008-03-21 09:54:54
  Not that I see... by Sterling_Ag2008-03-21 09:06:34
    scratch that by Sterling_Ag2008-03-21 09:07:27
      I subscribed myself to the RSS feed by mAdjo2008-03-21 13:12:27
Attn:Illiad or Smiling Man by schwing12008-03-21 08:36:59
  it does link to this site by madjo2008-03-21 08:39:58
    There are six criteria that must be met by toysbfun2008-03-21 09:01:13
      Well, #3 for certain by y2kdragon2008-03-21 10:16:08
    I don't think it's enough by y2kdragon2008-03-21 08:58:08
      I repeat: it's a thumbnail. by Didactylos2008-03-21 09:05:00
        And without including copyright notifications. by toysbfun2008-03-21 09:15:11
          To be called pro-piracy in this days is a honour by Zoxer2008-03-21 15:11:20
            So the consumer is under no obligation to by toysbfun2008-03-21 21:40:13
          I do. But that was copied in full, except for the by Didactylos2008-03-21 09:22:31
          No, he's anti-copyright in its present form. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 09:16:08
            Why must you taint my absolutes with nuance?! by toysbfun2008-03-21 09:20:27
              Well, he has none. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 09:24:47
        IANI either, but it does need a copyright notice o by ag__wyvern2008-03-21 09:10:47
  It does link back to the original comic, though. ( (n/t) by hadji2008-03-21 08:39:41
  It's a thumbnail.... by Didactylos2008-03-21 08:39:09
Regular Expressions are painful. by Havoc2008-03-21 08:31:50
  Use two regexes by hobbs2008-03-21 16:32:15
  Regexes are implicitally AND matching by sazzer2008-03-21 08:43:07
  Here's my first thought: by Phoon2008-03-21 08:33:23
    See. It was simple. Doh. by Havoc2008-03-21 08:42:20
      PSA by Havoc2008-03-21 11:12:19
    Exunctly. (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-21 08:34:50
      No, wait. /43.*skidoo|skidoo.*43/ if order doesn't by Esteis2008-03-21 08:36:01
        He said order mattered. (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-21 08:39:26
          Regex by Geekasaurus2008-03-21 08:43:57
            I'm using grep, but the search terms are in a txt by Havoc2008-03-21 10:05:48
  Perl regexes? by krikkert2008-03-21 08:33:08
A solution to Florida's primary problem by morenna2008-03-21 08:21:47
  I love Dave Barry. :o) (n/t) by Nea2008-03-21 08:38:49
Yes, I have had enough. by raptillicus2008-03-21 08:18:31
  Care to share? by esbita2008-03-21 08:38:00
  At that rate.. by EnzoMatrix2008-03-21 08:22:00
Quick poll: "disc" or "disk"? (n/t) by hadji2008-03-21 08:18:14
  DIsque (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-21 10:01:40
  Disk, because "disc" looks funny. by toysbfun2008-03-21 09:06:12
  I use "disk" by alex_w2008-03-21 08:34:54
  Yes. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-21 08:34:49
  Disk, except for Discworld. by Didactylos2008-03-21 08:32:06
  Discs are round. Disks may or may not be. by Phoon2008-03-21 08:31:52
  Protip: If you're using 'disc'... by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 08:28:22
    dikc? by madjo2008-03-21 08:30:52
  Yes. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 08:25:51
  I started out on a BBC Master 128K so Disc. (n/t) by arcrider742008-03-21 08:23:56
  What context? (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-03-21 08:23:17
I want the "Columbian Drug Lord" window frame... (n/t) by sazzer2008-03-21 08:14:28
Hair products? by oot2008-03-21 07:54:00
  in short: by unjust2008-03-21 12:28:39
  One is an atomizing spray. One is a gel. by kahuana2008-03-21 10:00:08
  Use only a little bit! by ideur2008-03-21 08:49:16
    hehehe by aprylmae2008-03-21 08:56:41
      It is on the next comic by ideur2008-03-21 08:59:43
        oh yea. I missed it last time. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-21 09:07:33
  "Is that... is that hair gel?" by schwing12008-03-21 08:39:26
  Hair gel saves taxi driver by goatrider2008-03-21 08:18:06
  in a humid environment, ALL of them will be sticky by morenna2008-03-21 08:16:00
    onw tip they gave me by aprylmae2008-03-21 08:21:31
      onw=one (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-21 08:23:57
  Mousse is OK. by dodrian2008-03-21 08:11:36
    Squirrel is not.</Natasha> by jdelphiki2008-03-21 09:13:07
      Moose and Squirrel by aprylmae2008-03-21 09:16:08
    And it tastes good, too! (n/t) by hadji2008-03-21 08:13:17
      But if you use that kind your hair will get sticky by dodrian2008-03-21 08:15:06
      My sister once bit a mousse. (n/t) by hadji2008-03-21 08:14:46
        nasti (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-21 08:22:42
  Like I'm one to ask... by Hieraco2008-03-21 07:59:21
  my knowledge by aprylmae2008-03-21 07:58:58
    ...I cut my own hair by oot2008-03-21 08:04:01
      call a place that cuts hair, by aprylmae2008-03-21 08:17:31
      You are just scraping the surface by Didactylos2008-03-21 08:16:24
        Thanks! by oot2008-03-21 08:26:56
          I have very fine hair that doesn't like staying by AndyA2008-03-21 09:10:58
          with hair putty by aprylmae2008-03-21 08:29:41
            Most say "apply to damp hair". (n/t) by Didactylos2008-03-21 08:34:46
      Is there a trick to it? by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 08:16:18
        Get a clipper with length guards by oot2008-03-21 08:23:49
This is weird. 7:47 and the board is so empty! by Dagna2008-03-21 07:50:30
  You shouldn't do rollovers with 747's by vectorz2008-03-21 08:20:42
    *waves back* by Dagna2008-03-21 12:19:04
    but it's fun! by Freakazoid2008-03-21 08:25:28
  It *is* a holiday. Maybe that's why. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-03-21 07:57:46
    it is? which holiday is it? (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-03-21 08:10:40
      Good Friday (n/t) by ideur2008-03-21 08:16:08
        oh! right by Freakazoid2008-03-21 08:23:15
          Silly Americans. by krikkert2008-03-21 09:11:56
            Nothing to do? by Nea2008-03-21 09:16:28
Any experience with or opinions of these folks? by Havoc2008-03-21 07:46:30
  Give MIT's OpenCourseWare a whirl. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 08:03:06
    I must be missing something by Havoc2008-03-21 08:26:05
      Well, it is computer and math related. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 08:27:55
Unnecessary organs? by toysbfun2008-03-21 07:43:36
  I had a Hammond for a while. (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-21 10:00:49
  Without a prostsate your forever SOTM by lab rat2008-03-21 09:18:01
    No, that was my veiled point. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-03-21 12:11:29
  If it's removed, you will be wairing diapers. by fnord_hero2008-03-21 08:26:45
    If it's too big, there's a mess. If it's not there by toysbfun2008-03-21 08:35:27
      the better bet would probably be by aprylmae2008-03-21 08:39:40
        Diet and exercise. It always comes down to by toysbfun2008-03-21 09:04:49
          nah by aprylmae2008-03-21 09:09:26
  wow by aprylmae2008-03-21 07:53:29
  Um...ya need that thing, if possible... by jdelphiki2008-03-21 07:50:53
    The appendix wasn't the best example by toysbfun2008-03-21 07:53:44
  Talk to at least three doctors before you do by hadji2008-03-21 07:45:27
    That should be obvious for any major surgery. (n/t by toysbfun2008-03-21 07:48:44
    It provides a medium for the swimmers by Imp2008-03-21 07:47:52
Yay for me! I'm gunna get defcon! by Bertram2008-03-21 07:28:59
Could someone explain today's XKCD to me? by Freakazoid2008-03-21 07:28:42
  Travelling salesman problem according to Wikipedia by hadji2008-03-21 07:30:21
    ah, ok. I sorta get it now by Freakazoid2008-03-21 07:34:46
      To explain by shadowboy8132008-03-21 10:38:53
        And to expand a bit more (with the alt text) by da-gimp2008-03-21 10:40:18
    We get that. by Didactylos2008-03-21 07:31:24
      Also, consider a computer science course. by chanceslost2008-03-21 08:15:15
        I know what #2 is! by Havoc2008-03-21 08:28:41
      the last salesman doesn't have to travel anymore by madjo2008-03-21 07:36:20
      Aroo? by hadji2008-03-21 07:32:48
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-03-21 07:16:04
ATTN: Chicago UFies. by hadji2008-03-21 07:11:07
  What's the problem? by Stibbons2008-03-21 09:45:35
  100mi E, just started by mridenour2008-03-21 08:41:41
  Don't lookit me. by esbita2008-03-21 08:27:44
  I'm 800mi SE. by undrcvrparothed2008-03-21 08:18:08
  I'm 100 mi NW by basher202008-03-21 07:24:38
aprylmae: an apology. by Didactylos2008-03-21 07:00:53
  no worries by aprylmae2008-03-21 07:12:04
    A little late chiming in here, but ... by ChuckAB2008-03-21 18:15:15
overheard in the office by aprylmae2008-03-21 06:48:10
zzzzzzzz..... by aprylmae2008-03-21 06:28:46
  Huh. I just woke up. I get today off :) by merlin2008-03-21 06:38:10
    me too. *ponders what chaos to cause today* (n/t) by morenna2008-03-21 07:07:14
    I work Saturday, by krikkert2008-03-21 07:01:19
    =P meanie. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-21 06:43:33
I'm as bored as a pacifist pistol. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-21 05:34:11
  That's 'cos you got no stamen power. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-21 12:32:49
  Youtube. Futureweapons. (n/t) by Tyop2008-03-21 06:06:56
  Me, too. Entertain me! :-D (n/t) by Carthax2008-03-21 05:56:18
    Or, mayhap I'll entertain myself: by Carthax2008-03-21 06:05:37
      That was funny by y2kdragon2008-03-21 07:01:34
  Heh by madjo2008-03-21 05:40:15
    Does the form have a category for by pverdon2008-03-21 06:35:21
      It's added on my personal issues list :) by madjo2008-03-21 07:04:03
  Smoothbored or rifled? (n/t) by Sharku2008-03-21 05:38:16
  *Defeats Vista's chess Titans again.* Me 2... :( ( (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-03-21 05:35:44
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-03-21 05:30:02
Grr... by imperito2008-03-21 05:00:41
  Glad I'm not the only one that thought that. by da-gimp2008-03-21 06:30:57
    Ditto. by leistico2008-03-21 08:00:04
  I hate radio by y2kdragon2008-03-21 05:02:40
    music from RIAA labels and original? by madjo2008-03-21 05:07:38
      See Previous Post by y2kdragon2008-03-21 05:14:33
        Listen to Cynic's Focus by shadowboy8132008-03-21 05:52:56
          IF you like the genre by madjo2008-03-21 06:11:21
            It's nothing like anything it takes influence from by shadowboy8132008-03-21 06:25:01
Just in time for friday by rogue19712008-03-21 04:38:42
  Reminds me of a joke... by y2kdragon2008-03-21 05:03:29
    like this? by PsychoI3oy2008-03-21 06:35:19
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-03-21 04:00:01
Poll of the moment by Eboreg2008-03-21 03:49:51
  A stick. by veran2008-03-21 16:14:56
  FN-SCAR by DesertRat662008-03-21 13:07:30
  Armat M41A (n/t) by vetitice2008-03-21 10:01:53
  None yet. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 08:00:25
  What about the H&K MP7? by classic_jon2008-03-21 07:20:55
    The MP7 and P90 are defensive arms. by lheggland2008-03-21 07:32:55
      In a city, I would think that it would be fairly by classic_jon2008-03-21 07:42:32
  FN P90 submachine gun by imwacc02008-03-21 07:00:38
    It is a fun toy by veran2008-03-21 15:59:49
    I'm a StarGate fan too, by lheggland2008-03-21 07:07:49
      I think it was enough... by imperito2008-03-21 07:25:14
  there is another ... by gawill12342008-03-21 05:55:34
    Those platforms have two different jobs. by lheggland2008-03-21 06:21:18
  None of the above. by lheggland2008-03-21 05:46:48
    I agree, I really can't see how the military would by techi8702008-03-21 07:43:34
      The M16 isn't exactly flawless by Eboreg2008-03-21 08:32:55
        Hate to tell you by DesertRat662008-03-21 13:12:38
        Instantly change calibers? by lheggland2008-03-21 08:48:50
          The Medusa revolver.... by veran2008-03-21 16:11:55
            Of the same bore diameter by DesertRat662008-03-21 17:12:02
              The Discovery channel by veran2008-03-21 17:30:31
                Here's a few references by DesertRat662008-03-21 18:30:17
          Also, if you look a little deeper by lheggland2008-03-21 08:54:31
        Take a look and you will find that there is a by classic_jon2008-03-21 08:48:03
          You can't train with every weapon by Eboreg2008-03-21 10:20:24
            Care to test that? by DesertRat662008-03-21 13:17:57
              I agree by Eboreg2008-03-21 14:37:30
                Question for you: Seriously by classic_jon2008-03-21 14:54:10
                  The source is mostly "Future Weapons" by Eboreg2008-03-21 15:56:19
                    I watch it off and on. Remember that most of by classic_jon2008-03-21 18:59:06
                    Hardly authoritive by desertrat662008-03-21 16:51:22
                      So wait, by Eboreg2008-03-21 17:33:14
                        It's entirely possible by DesertRat662008-03-21 18:25:17
                        One of my favorite Desert Storm stories. by lheggland2008-03-21 17:54:16
                      Point by Eboreg2008-03-21 17:12:25
                        Hehehe, by lheggland2008-03-21 17:28:33
                          That gas system was hardly new by DesertRat662008-03-21 18:24:06
                Your choice by DesertRat662008-03-21 14:46:59
              I gotta remember that line ;-) by classic_jon2008-03-21 14:36:13
            Not true at all. by lheggland2008-03-21 10:52:05
              Let's see... by veran2008-03-21 16:09:33
              5 minutes?! by DesertRat662008-03-21 14:02:24
            Umm...if you are "sneaking through enemy by classic_jon2008-03-21 10:44:05
            Yes, but no. by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 10:33:02
          BTW I am nearly ambidexterous and can shoot with by classic_jon2008-03-21 08:49:33
        Uh, not really... (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-21 08:34:03
    Except that the M-16 doesn't work by Eboreg2008-03-21 06:18:46
      Tell them to aim. (n/t) by veran2008-03-21 15:40:19
      Bovine scatology. by lheggland2008-03-21 06:29:12
        The thing is by Eboreg2008-03-21 06:36:58
          Yes they do, by lheggland2008-03-21 06:47:58
            Also, if you read up on the M-16 rounds by classic_jon2008-03-21 07:04:37
              Check this entry straight from Wikipedia by Eboreg2008-03-21 07:12:00
                You also left out the top and bottom of that by classic_jon2008-03-21 07:33:00
                The issue is the Hague Convention rules by lheggland2008-03-21 07:28:55
                "horse's mouth" is literally correct by krikkert2008-03-21 07:18:41
      Barrett M468 may be your friend, then by Tyop2008-03-21 06:26:05
  Newer technology by y2kdragon2008-03-21 04:27:30
    You better get working on power supplies, then by Tyop2008-03-21 04:35:50
      Backpack batteries by y2kdragon2008-03-21 05:04:19
        Not very many shots though. by Tomo2008-03-21 05:12:08
          Never said this was a realistic idea by y2kdragon2008-03-21 05:18:31
  My gut feeling says by Tyop2008-03-21 04:10:18
  Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range. :) (n/t) by JustnCase2008-03-21 04:02:28
    "I'll be back!" ;-P (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-21 15:03:19
Attn: skippy-ish_guy by Hieraco2008-03-21 03:22:16
  What kind? by Tyop2008-03-21 03:32:20
    One of the original type (20GB hd) by Hieraco2008-03-21 03:49:42
      link for you by Tyop2008-03-21 03:57:29
Cluttersquad! Front and center! by madjo2008-03-21 02:59:14
W:ET game tonight, please? by klar_at_work2008-03-21 02:42:02
  Not sure yet; time? (n/t) by FST7772008-03-21 02:53:40
    Say around 10 or 11 pm CET ? (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-03-21 03:20:22
      Around 11 should be possible. by FST7772008-03-21 03:37:34
        Good. :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-03-21 05:02:25
Wish me luck. by Arachnid2008-03-21 02:30:25
  Godspeed. :) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-21 11:39:18
  Congrats Arachnid and Lex_icon \o/ (n/t) by Snate2008-03-21 09:51:04
  Love long and prosper. Congratulations! (n/t) by DrDeisel2008-03-21 09:00:27
  Congratulations! by Nea2008-03-21 08:27:16
  Just remember what Shakespeare said: by SouthpawPL2008-03-21 07:33:38
    "Some innocents 'scape not the thunderbolt"? (n/t) by chanceslost2008-03-21 08:20:18
    Hey, March Brides are the best. by aprylmae2008-03-21 07:35:13
  I wish you luck. by SaylorA2008-03-21 07:13:15
    I thought it was just 2 words by y2kdragon2008-03-21 07:22:45
  Congratulations!! by esbita2008-03-21 06:32:09
  Grootzah!! by aprylmae2008-03-21 05:48:39
    heh heh, Grootzah! I like it :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-03-21 09:53:35
  My condolences by y2kdragon2008-03-21 03:22:59
  Best of luck, both of you. (n/t) by Tyop2008-03-21 02:53:11
  Good luck both of you by shortandsweet2008-03-21 02:44:58
  Relax and enjoy by sonja2008-03-21 02:44:26
  Happy wedding day! by vectorz2008-03-21 02:42:46
    Don't worry by shortandsweet2008-03-21 02:46:17
  Good Luck! (n/t) by Astro-g2008-03-21 02:40:55
  You don't need luck. by klar_at_work2008-03-21 02:40:48
  Good luck! by FST7772008-03-21 02:40:20
  Oh, and wish Lex_icon luck, too, of course :) (n/t by Arachnid2008-03-21 02:31:16
    Good luck, Lex-icon, keeping that guy in line ... (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-03-21 02:41:21
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-03-21 02:08:01
  New question by mutt2008-03-21 02:40:54
Go ahead. Contemplate dogs. by Peace_man2008-03-21 01:31:41
  But if you add a few more by y2kdragon2008-03-21 03:22:13
    I think by Skips2008-03-21 03:56:45
      Loot at the time of my post by y2kdragon2008-03-21 04:29:12
*Is exited forr concert this evening!!* by EnzoMatrix2008-03-21 01:29:14
  *stabs* by kyrasantae2008-03-21 10:02:25
  That excited arrrrrrrrrrr you ? by cokish2008-03-21 04:23:58
    Hehehe, myes... by EnzoMatrix2008-03-21 04:53:41
"The International Ship and Port Facility"? (n/t) by shminux2008-03-21 01:05:48
  Incredibly silly posters by madjo2008-03-21 05:04:42
  Irrational Silliness Producers (n/t) by Hieraco2008-03-21 04:57:51
  Illuminated Sign Posts (n/t) by y2kdragon2008-03-21 04:30:38
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-03-21 01:00:01
It is NOT snowing here... by Hieraco2008-03-21 00:10:00
  After two weeks of heat by sonja2008-03-21 02:23:59
  Hows about walking through hail? by madjo2008-03-21 01:46:53
  How much snow have you gotten this winter? by Myke2008-03-21 00:15:15
    Not much here in the DC area by y2kdragon2008-03-21 03:21:16
    All winter (excluding this week) by Hieraco2008-03-21 00:23:05
      -10 in Toronto is nothing. by Myke2008-03-21 00:27:55
        Last year, one day we had about 2cm of snow... by c-king2008-03-21 02:17:46
          Naming issue by FST7772008-03-21 02:43:19
          w00t! another Dutch UFie :) by madjo2008-03-21 02:22:42
            Done. (n/t) by c-king2008-03-21 02:47:22
        I know, I grew up in TO by Hieraco2008-03-21 00:34:45
          Just look at yesterday's entry on my photoblog! (n/t) by Myke2008-03-21 00:45:20
            Great picture by Hieraco2008-03-21 00:48:18
              Click 'Details'! by Myke2008-03-21 07:21:36
DST by arancaytar2008-03-21 00:09:02
  Blame the Shrub by y2kdragon2008-03-21 03:12:28
    Facts are gooooood... by Havoc2008-03-21 04:54:12
      It could have left DST alone, though by Concept2008-03-21 05:52:58
        I was reading an article about DST by SaylorA2008-03-21 08:09:14
    So is DST his fault too? by jdelphiki2008-03-21 04:41:51
      Just the change in DST by y2kdragon2008-03-21 05:06:20
        So, since you are blaming Bush for the DST thing, by justncase2008-03-21 07:27:44
          I still don't get the arguments against by Sterling_Ag2008-03-21 08:15:14
            Apparently, by krikkert2008-03-21 08:17:32
              Agreed. by jdelphiki2008-03-21 08:36:54
                And as I said by Sterling_Ag2008-03-21 09:34:15
                  Hmmm, sounds like a plausible compromise that by Snate2008-03-21 10:13:25
                The main argument in favour by krikkert2008-03-21 09:14:29
                  I have a feeling the reason Vetos are rare by Sterling_Ag2008-03-21 09:29:17
                    It should be: one bill=one subject... by manatee2008-03-21 10:43:47
          Veto Bill? by jdelphiki2008-03-21 07:53:34
            No no, that was good by y2kdragon2008-03-21 07:58:41
  This coming weekend, if I'm not mistaken (n/t) by madjo2008-03-21 01:40:41
    yes, you're right by chaotic2008-03-21 01:58:57
      oh right indeed by madjo2008-03-21 02:06:31
  Pssst! you need a diary..and a TLP by Hieraco2008-03-21 00:12:44
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-03-21 00:07:36
Tentative QOTD: by Tyop2008-03-21 00:07:35
  My couch by josie_beller2008-03-21 23:03:47
  bed (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-21 18:20:35
  The Eames' Lounge Chair... by Tyop2008-03-21 00:38:17
  Beanbag chairs by Hieraco2008-03-21 00:11:21
    I agree, king size bean bags are GREAT! (n/t) by josie_beller2008-03-21 22:56:48
  My bed by Lady-Luna2008-03-21 00:08:35
*passes Illiad a blister pack of '.'s* by ag__wyvern2008-03-21 00:04:59
  *eats ag__wyvern's pedantry* by y2kdragon2008-03-21 04:31:49
  huh, it's not possessive or contraction.. by Jeff_UK2008-03-21 02:37:59
    Wasn't an apostrophe. *Was* a period. by ag__wyvern2008-03-21 08:44:57
    but the P is a contraction by madjo2008-03-21 03:08:34
    Still, it is hard to read by merfax2008-03-21 03:01:57
      The font he uses doesn't have lower case just less by JustnCase2008-03-21 03:54:00
        Well, there's always small caps. (n/t) by Khaar2008-03-21 03:57:05
Translations by Nea2008-03-21 00:01:01
  Deutsch/German TLP (n/t) by Estigy2008-03-21 02:23:00
    Wienerisch by Estigy2008-03-21 02:31:34
      Somebody by Estigy2008-03-21 02:32:25
        Hint: by ideur2008-03-21 03:47:37
          Yes, by Estigy2008-03-22 05:30:33
          work around by madjo2008-03-21 03:58:26
        With linebreaks... by Estigy2008-03-21 02:34:46
          if you use HTML tags in your comment by madjo2008-03-21 03:56:36
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by madjo2008-03-21 02:16:07
    By MadJo by madjo2008-03-21 02:16:33
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-03-21 00:00:01
  It's the only way to find the blue food! by fnord_hero2008-03-21 08:28:31
  WonderWomanvideotapedAquamantwicedaily by Hieraco2008-03-21 00:06:42
    royal blue in opera by madjo2008-03-21 01:43:20
      Nope, not correct... yes, it's blue, but not royal by madjo2008-03-21 02:13:19
    Blue in IE by Medentic2008-03-21 01:26:34

 

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