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Cartoon for Mar 18, 2008
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BoredBoredBoredBoredBoredBoardBoredBoredBoredBored by FNORDer2008-03-18 23:28:00
  Other suggestion : by Klaranth2008-03-18 23:49:01
Okaaaaaay ... not even going to LINK to by Klaranth2008-03-18 23:26:09
  WTF?! (n/t) by nix2008-03-18 23:43:34
Attn: Phoon re blisters by josie_beller2008-03-18 23:24:33
*bring Huge pile of soft fluffy blankies* by Garrinka2008-03-18 22:33:56
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-03-18 21:00:01
  I heard the Thora Birch fanclub is going by FNORDer2008-03-18 21:31:29
  tekiller shots and keep it comin' :P by Garrinka2008-03-18 21:05:13
Just too sweet. by micahrw2008-03-18 20:55:40
  cool hon looking forward to it :) by Garrinka2008-03-18 21:03:14
    This was for my b-day. by micahrw2008-03-18 21:13:52
      grats then :) by Garrinka2008-03-18 21:22:34
        Grand Junction Colorado by micahrw2008-03-18 21:41:02
          thank you I appreciate that :) by Garrinka2008-03-18 21:50:08
(Frustrated grumpy growling) =J by shadowsystems2008-03-18 20:20:09
  Thank you all... *HUGS* by shadowsystems2008-03-18 22:37:33
  I had a machine act kind if like that a few times by etwas_egal2008-03-18 22:05:36
  The drive is set to the wrong region? (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 20:27:33
    Under Linux? Unlikely... (n/t) by vdp2008-03-18 20:53:52
      Not so. I've run into trouble with no set region by cuboci2008-03-18 21:16:19
        It's already set to USA... by shadowsystems2008-03-18 21:34:20
  the default Ubuntu install doesn't include by Freakazoid2008-03-18 20:23:18
    I know... I've already installed the Mediabuntu by shadowsystems2008-03-18 20:29:58
      Hardware problem? Missing kernel modules? (n/t) by vdp2008-03-18 20:51:45
      *steals apostrophes* by Freakazoid2008-03-18 20:37:12
        *tries to resist* by themadkansan2008-03-18 20:43:24
      Tried VLC? (n/t) by intrinsic2008-03-18 20:30:32
        vlc install instructions for ubuntu: by Freakazoid2008-03-18 20:43:40
          Yes... VLC is set as default. by shadowsystems2008-03-18 21:31:24
            Sounds like you're missing libdvdread/libdvdcss by intrinsic2008-03-18 21:43:49
              Nope, they're there... by shadowsystems2008-03-18 22:22:13
                No, did you REBUILD libdvdread? by intrinsic2008-03-18 22:28:43
              Hmmm, let's try linkifying things... by intrinsic2008-03-18 21:44:56
    woo! misread by Freakazoid2008-03-18 20:27:21
      if that's the case: by Freakazoid2008-03-18 20:30:06
  Install Linux. (n/t) by hadji2008-03-18 20:21:12
    Ummm, he has... (n/t) by intrinsic2008-03-18 20:23:19
      Shush! by hadji2008-03-18 20:27:49
S4, that's the second one in 6 months by intrinsic2008-03-18 20:17:47
*sigh* . . . That went well. . . :-) by taitano2008-03-18 20:08:39
  Another couple reasons... by Illiad2008-03-18 20:19:01
    With another language or two in the house by etwas_egal2008-03-18 22:13:03
      You're teaching your child a second language? by abaron2008-03-18 22:31:06
        Do something like that. by Illiad2008-03-18 23:34:22
    Baby signing by Lady-Luna2008-03-18 20:43:37
    Aaaah! Yes that too. by taitano2008-03-18 20:37:43
Please vote for "Somebody's Teddy Bear" (n/t) by Woodburn2008-03-18 19:11:08
  *votes for Pooky* (n/t) by hobbs2008-03-18 19:53:50
  *might* help if you gave a reference for this :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-03-18 19:21:23
Walrus has found his bukket!! :) by Garrinka2008-03-18 18:13:42
  Hahaa..... Nice (n/t) by Silverfire2008-03-18 18:54:34
How do you deal with disappointment ? by dennismv2008-03-18 17:52:25
  There's a healthier way to deal with it? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-03-18 22:28:15
  What can I do now? by etwas_egal2008-03-18 21:00:05
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-18 20:43:01
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2008-03-18 20:43:14
      Sorry. I didn't mean to. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 21:24:49
  Time is an illusion. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-18 20:02:33
    Must be lunch time for you. by hadji2008-03-18 20:28:58
      and of course there is then the "When you last had by intrinsic2008-03-18 21:01:10
  Move on. (n/t) by thebaroness2008-03-18 19:50:18
  Kinda depends on the level of anticipation. by Silverfire2008-03-18 19:36:18
  Drugs and violence. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-03-18 19:23:39
  full contact masturbation (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 18:53:55
    YESSS !!! (n/t) by dennismv2008-03-19 00:02:04
    whoo-hoo!! subby FTW!!!` by schwing12008-03-18 19:20:18
  Que sera, sera. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 18:10:49
SotM: Tri Bleiz Die - "Mil-hent-dall" (Labyrinth) by kyrasantae2008-03-18 17:40:36
is there a good free avi2mpg by thethinman2008-03-18 17:28:44
  err.. you mean avi -> mov, right? by Freakazoid2008-03-18 18:14:53
    once you have an mpg by kyrasantae2008-03-18 18:55:57
      it'll also look quite bad by Freakazoid2008-03-18 19:16:21
    I hope you see the contradiction in your post. (n/ (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 18:55:47
      err? there's no contradiction there by Freakazoid2008-03-18 19:14:25
        The iPod "won't play any kind of .mpg". by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 19:18:48
          And it won't by hobbs2008-03-18 19:42:58
            Point being by hobbs2008-03-18 19:47:49
          .mpg != Mpeg-4 by Freakazoid2008-03-18 19:21:59
            Semantics. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 19:24:53
              "semantics"? riiiight by Freakazoid2008-03-18 19:26:12
                The times of VfW have passed. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 19:28:30
                  tell that to any number of applications by Freakazoid2008-03-18 19:31:38
                    Incorrect implementation of standards by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 19:36:51
                      oh, it's a standard now? by Freakazoid2008-03-18 19:48:10
                        ISO? Ring a bell, that acronym? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 19:52:29
                          which has nothing to do with the original argument by Freakazoid2008-03-18 19:58:01
          .mpg is raw transport streams with no container (n (n/t) by intrinsic2008-03-18 19:19:54
*scans ebay for an ark* by kiwifruit2008-03-18 17:27:00
  Get some wood. Build it. 300 cubits . . . by mmell2008-03-18 18:21:41
    how long can you tread water? (n/t) by thebaroness2008-03-18 19:52:08
      Bill Cosby skit.. and a good one too :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-03-18 21:59:22
        ... riiiiight. (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-18 22:48:23
    Whats a cubit? (n/t) by imrambi2008-03-18 19:26:41
      45.72 cm - or about the distance from your by ChuckAB2008-03-18 19:48:34
        GIFY? by Snate2008-03-18 19:56:51
          Yeah. by ChuckAB2008-03-18 19:59:09
            I know what GIYF means, but I'm not sure on GI FY. by Snate2008-03-18 23:15:21
            Please do. by ag__wyvern2008-03-18 22:03:03
      About the size potatoes should be chopped. by Arman X2008-03-18 19:48:02
I've just clocked up 14 200 616.7 minutes on by confused.brit2008-03-18 17:16:39
  do you include the leap years? (n/t) by thethinman2008-03-18 19:13:12
    It looks good to within about 10 hours by hobbs2008-03-18 20:03:23
      Yup. by confused.brit2008-03-19 06:36:30
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-03-18 18:22:21
  Happy B-Day! \o/ *toot* (n/t) by Snate2008-03-18 17:41:56
  Congrats. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 17:31:29
  raises honey cinnamon javakula in a toast! :) by Garrinka2008-03-18 17:28:11
  On this auspicious day I suggest you watch Cube. by kahuana2008-03-18 17:21:13
    Cube Zero is worse than Hypercube ;o) (n/t) by intrinsic2008-03-18 19:16:26
      I haven't seen that one. *makes note to not* (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 19:38:55
    What about Timecube? by Phoon2008-03-18 17:40:54
      confused.brit is too educated stupid by hobbs2008-03-18 19:58:50
There are N people in here... by Phoon2008-03-18 17:12:13
  I have a spare chair you can use. by AndyA2008-03-18 17:18:28
I watch the people on the news... by themadkansan2008-03-18 16:47:52
Do the most important thing first by dennismv2008-03-18 16:47:23
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-18 21:44:35
    Moderated for breaking the horizontal scroll. (n/t) by Nea2008-03-18 21:45:00
  My productivity skyrocketed, when I learned to by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 17:16:33
    How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb? (n/t) by intrinsic2008-03-18 20:32:13
  Have you seen GTD? by desiredusername2008-03-18 17:11:24
    A couple of other related resources by Stuka2008-03-18 17:54:42
  Well, I'd say that there is one important thing by Peace_man2008-03-18 16:55:55
    visit the site called by dennismv2008-03-18 17:04:22
      Heh. It does look oxymoronic. by Peace_man2008-03-18 17:08:07
        me too by dennismv2008-03-18 17:55:12
      No worky. by Phoon2008-03-18 17:05:39
        hmm exactly by dennismv2008-03-18 17:53:52
      p.s. by dennismv2008-03-18 17:04:57
Oh ClutterSquad by Snate2008-03-18 16:26:55
Some days are tougher than others.. by godot2008-03-18 16:23:27
  Often, it's better to just let it go. by Illiad2008-03-18 16:55:22
    It's not for their benefit, I'm sure. by Peace_man2008-03-18 17:04:58
      Here, it's not so bad. by Illiad2008-03-18 17:11:39
        I knew there was a reason I kept coming back here. by Peace_man2008-03-18 17:40:51
  Are you sick of people implying you're always late by kahuana2008-03-18 16:51:32
    That gets tiring too, yes by romandas2008-03-19 00:07:30
  Solution: by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 16:38:34
    Now, how does that help me fight my inner cynic? ( (n/t) by godot2008-03-18 16:41:19
      It is rather satisfying to hit creationists. :P by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 17:12:01
  I know how you feel. I don't often get into by Snate2008-03-18 16:30:09
Has anyone ever noticed... by adiplomat2008-03-18 16:10:27
Personally, I would read a comic book titled... by SnappingTurtle2008-03-18 15:32:31
  comic books with zombies in them ;) by Garrinka2008-03-18 16:53:25
  Yeah, but would you go to the concert? (n/t) by run.dll2008-03-18 15:51:57
Once again by micahrw2008-03-18 15:18:15
  Yikes! Been there. Luckily I ended up not needing by Lab raT2008-03-18 15:25:51
    lab rat doesn't need a shoulder???? (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-18 16:17:59
      lab rat is like chuck norris ;) by Garrinka2008-03-18 17:31:24
      No, a tatoo. by taitano2008-03-18 16:39:18
If they outlaw Mars Bars ... by run.dll2008-03-18 15:10:48
  It was a Mars attack. by veran2008-03-18 16:30:23
    ACK ACK ACK AAACK!!! by laserman2008-03-18 16:37:21
      You call that a doughnut? by confused.brit2008-03-18 16:50:02
        a doughnut with bites out of it ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-03-18 17:11:21
  At least it'll cut down on sticky situations (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-03-18 15:25:27
R.I.P. Arthur C. Clarke :-( by SoylentGreen2008-03-18 15:08:04
  :-( One of the first Science Fiction by Silverfire2008-03-18 19:05:15
  ;( by Don Alexander2008-03-18 17:53:27
  Do not stand at my grave and weep, by Tumppu2008-03-18 17:14:06
  Again? by taitano2008-03-18 16:33:28
    He's really dead. But Abe Vigoda isn't. (n/t) by hobbs2008-03-18 18:30:40
  Hey, I got a huge book by that guy! by veran2008-03-18 16:11:25
  What a life. by adiplomat2008-03-18 16:06:28
  *digs out 2001 DVD and book* by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 16:05:04
  :( (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-03-18 16:03:58
    Seconded. (n/t) by taitano2008-03-18 16:37:49
  One of my very favorites of all time by SnappingTurtle2008-03-18 15:41:14
  *plays 'Thus spake Zarathustra' in tribute* by EndlessWaves2008-03-18 15:24:04
    Ninety years laid by and still by Phoon2008-03-18 15:38:35
Mrs. Clinton stole my dog's scarf... by Lab raT2008-03-18 14:56:53
  Hillary is an Animagus?! ?o.O? (n/t) by wabbit652008-03-18 17:51:21
  my cats breath smells like cat food (n/t) by roadhog2008-03-18 15:18:03
    At least your breath doesn't smell like cat food by Lab raT2008-03-18 15:22:51
      Actually, Milk Bones aren't half bad. by run.dll2008-03-18 15:34:43
        That reminded me of the dog food diet joke. by Snate2008-03-18 16:08:00
          Jeez I hate when that happens. (n/t) by run.dll2008-03-18 16:15:57
  Did you take the *correct* meds? :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 15:02:39
    Yes, I did. The voices told me so (n/t) by Lab raT2008-03-18 15:11:04
Have you seen the PhotoSynth demo yet? by merlin2008-03-18 14:53:33
  Holy carp! by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 15:18:10
OW! OW! F4ity-OW! by Phoon2008-03-18 14:50:50
  Ouchies! Not fun. by Silverfire2008-03-18 19:30:12
    Carp, missed a paragraph break. :P (n/t) by Silverfire2008-03-18 19:30:56
  Have been tempted to get a pedometer by divide by zero2008-03-18 17:51:47
  Maybe you should take bigger steps. :-D (n/t) by Lab raT2008-03-18 15:12:47
    I've got really short legs. by Phoon2008-03-18 15:47:39
Attn: Kyrasantae by AOK2008-03-18 14:43:44
  That is unbelievably awesome. (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-03-18 15:09:21
    *borrows thread* Congratulations!!! by parastra2008-03-18 15:31:29
You want me to do WHAT? by SnArL2008-03-18 13:52:39
  On review I call into question your arithmetic. by kahuana2008-03-18 15:07:43
    It's still more than the 1 year retention (n/t) by SnArL2008-03-18 15:13:04
  Tell the the story of Little Bobby Tables (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 14:24:25
  What do you mean? Don't you have it on a floppy?! by Dire_Lobo2008-03-18 14:09:02
  Restore it from secondary backup? by aix tom2008-03-18 13:55:46
    AND you can use the infinite number of monkeys :P (n/t) by joresgump2008-03-18 14:10:30
    Not recommended, they might take him up on the by Snate2008-03-18 14:04:39
  What about "It'll take 7 years once we get the by kahuana2008-03-18 13:54:57
  Of what use is Shakespeare in that situation? (n/t by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:54:36
    Same principle as our data by SnArL2008-03-18 13:57:39
      I was joking... by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:59:03
        "Why is there an entry in the database that reads by SnArL2008-03-18 14:19:11
Anyone have the orbital LART controls handy? by AndyA2008-03-18 13:45:30
  you know the sad part? by Freakazoid2008-03-18 14:07:25
    But average users are stupid. by AndyA2008-03-18 14:10:51
    hmm, the grue ate a word: "likely" goes after they (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-03-18 14:08:29
  Send an email with by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:47:00
    I sent a link to their own policy document. ( (n/t) by AndyA2008-03-18 13:47:56
      Did you CC his superior? I would have along with by Snate2008-03-18 13:56:59
        I just showed the original email to my boss by AndyA2008-03-18 14:06:28
      That works, too. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:49:11
        The reply was by AndyA2008-03-18 13:57:55
          Fine, i'll set it up myself by confused.brit2008-03-18 16:28:55
            Note, somewhere being on the network, like your by confused.brit2008-03-18 16:30:02
              walk off with? by AndyA2008-03-18 17:20:20
          oh, this is going to go over well by Freakazoid2008-03-18 14:03:02
          oO by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 14:00:31
"Don't send anything in an email you wouldn't put by toysbfun2008-03-18 13:44:17
  While you can certainly control what you send, by hadji2008-03-18 13:49:05
    Good thing I'm not you, then :P by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:50:37
    Care to elaborate? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-03-18 13:50:06
      Everyone you know has some bit of personal by hadji2008-03-18 13:59:06
  People don't want postmen by krikkert2008-03-18 13:46:50
    Of course not, but they can't reasonably expect by toysbfun2008-03-18 13:49:03
      Are you insinuating that e-mail administrators by altordwm2008-03-18 13:54:21
        I've seen it happen. by hadji2008-03-18 14:01:43
          "Only those you trust can betray you" by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 14:08:04
            They do if you leave them in there long enough! (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 14:27:39
          Is that why your mailbox filled up? (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 14:06:13
        No, by krikkert2008-03-18 13:58:00
Any suggestions for an open source contact managem by Dire_Lobo2008-03-18 13:19:27
  Frontrange solutions, Goldmine.... (runs) (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-18 13:32:15
    Don't make me kill you. We run HEAT (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 14:07:18
      heh, I looked at HEAT and it ain't all by classic_jon2008-03-18 14:12:52
        SILENCE!!! I KEEEEELLL YOU!!! (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 14:37:19
          How do you spell your name? (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-18 14:57:26
            A. . . C . . .H. . . . *phlegm* (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 14:58:06
              ... silence!... i keeel you! *squeak* (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-18 14:58:37
          Are you scared now?...how bout now?? (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-18 14:38:16
            "Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to by Phoon2008-03-18 14:59:19
              I need some ligaments! (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-18 15:17:21
                "So you did all this for a bunch of virgins?" by Phoon2008-03-18 15:46:42
                  Are you my virgins? I hope not. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-18 16:29:32
        You are SABOTaging yourself, you know? :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 14:14:03
      You should be packing heat, instead. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 14:12:45
  SugarCRM comes to mind. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:26:43
    Thankee! Simple is better :-) by Dire_Lobo2008-03-18 13:35:30
      Oh, no problem. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:40:39
        oooh... I wish. Wrok laptop locked down w/o a by Dire_Lobo2008-03-18 14:06:13
Increasing Productivity by dennismv2008-03-18 13:11:24
  there's certain webcomic that impaires productivit by joresgump2008-03-18 13:33:39
  First, tell your partner not to take it personally by Dire_Lobo2008-03-18 13:31:49
  distractions are for weak-minded peop by aprylmae2008-03-18 13:16:26
    I would anser, but that would be to distracting. by aix tom2008-03-18 13:20:50
Heller v. DC updated down below (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-18 12:56:44
  When can we expect opinions? (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-18 13:58:12
    No later than the end of June by DesertRat662008-03-18 13:59:54
      But... I want 'em NOW! </whine> (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-18 14:02:41
        That would be nice by DesertRat662008-03-18 14:05:15
          Better than 200+ years of sorting out what the by Phoon2008-03-18 14:08:53
            100 years more or less by DesertRat662008-03-18 14:14:02
  'D'Oh!!!' Comment of the year! by DesertRat662008-03-18 13:51:12
    Does he know he is working *for* DC? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:52:29
      Oh it got better by DesertRat662008-03-18 14:10:13
  Awesome! by ag__wyvern2008-03-18 12:59:08
    Look for "history" in the subject line. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:09:36
      Okay, I'm lost. by ag__wyvern2008-03-18 13:13:47
        Yeah, my mistake. Have a by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:15:19
Opinion wanted by Khaar2008-03-18 12:41:26
  im available by roadhog2008-03-18 15:27:04
  I program .NET allmost as LEGO... by Bonzo2008-03-18 13:47:49
    Yup, some things can be assembled. by Khaar2008-03-18 14:45:34
      Libraries can make the job easier, though. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 15:00:45
        I completelly agree. by Khaar2008-03-18 15:08:10
          One of the downsides of the OOP mindset. :( by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 15:23:35
  Call them Apprentices or Interns by subbywan2008-03-18 12:56:56
    Not the same thing, apprentices or interns. by Khaar2008-03-18 14:37:28
      So you're looking for Brooks' entire surgical team by Phoon2008-03-18 15:40:09
        Well, I think I could do without the lawyer part. by Khaar2008-03-18 16:03:28
  I need one of those. by Spud2008-03-18 12:51:20
  A problem I see here, is communication. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:50:48
    That's one of the things that worry me too. by Khaar2008-03-18 14:35:40
      I say, give it a try. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 14:55:42
  Do you have "Business Analysts"? by merlin2008-03-18 12:43:47
    No, getting the project underway isn't a problem. by Khaar2008-03-18 15:16:03
Let's do the shuffle. by merlin2008-03-18 12:38:49
  You have NO IDEA how long I've wanted something by SnArL2008-03-18 14:52:10
  Sent that link to my Genius progreammer friend by classic_jon2008-03-18 13:26:50
    *checks his email* I didn't get a message from you by merlin2008-03-18 13:43:12
      ;-P (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-18 13:44:27
      He was talking about a genius, merlin, not you. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:43:52
        Why are you contradicting yourself? ;) (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 13:59:02
          Because you skipped out on your meds again. ;) (n/ (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 14:15:16
  Neat, shame it doesn't focus properly though (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-03-18 12:44:11
    How do you mean? I just started running it by merlin2008-03-18 12:44:59
      Move the active window to another position by EndlessWaves2008-03-18 12:50:09
        Either I'm not understanding what you're by merlin2008-03-18 12:52:41
          Could be a version issue by EndlessWaves2008-03-18 12:54:38
            Could be. I'm on XP. (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 13:42:36
gmail question by thethinman2008-03-18 12:38:22
  As "safe" as any email hosting service. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:39:45
    I wonder if it scans OUTGOING messages... by rhl20002008-03-18 13:22:00
      It does, on the web interface. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:29:56
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Just TWO MORE WEEKS by merlin2008-03-18 12:22:26
  Excellent achievement! (n/t) by vdp2008-03-18 16:20:04
  What I hate about quitting smoking: by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 14:18:59
  Wonderful! by esbita2008-03-18 13:37:44
  OUTSTANDING news! Keep up the good work, then by Dire_Lobo2008-03-18 13:11:40
    Used Wal-Mart's knock-off brand of the patch. by merlin2008-03-18 14:00:09
  So, soon, you'll be down to 0mg. by hadji2008-03-18 12:25:54
    No, 0MG :) (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 12:26:36
      OMG! (n/t) by hadji2008-03-18 12:27:30
        BBQ!!!!! by merlin2008-03-18 12:30:53
          Sweet, a cerebration. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:10:54
          \o/ (n/t) by hadji2008-03-18 12:33:24
  Gratz (n/t) by micahrw2008-03-18 12:22:58
    see, they do work by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:24:03
      The on thing I will say here is that it DEPENDS by merlin2008-03-18 12:26:09
        My wife is also very supportive. by micahrw2008-03-18 12:32:35
          aww thanks my love. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:39:33
        I haven't been nagging, by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:31:47
          Fair enough. (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 12:32:43
      I tried them by micahrw2008-03-18 12:25:57
So, he is not such a weenie after all by Hieraco2008-03-18 11:49:53
  Wil Wheaton was and still remains by murphoid2008-03-18 12:01:37
    Yes, that's true. by ag__wyvern2008-03-18 12:02:29
      Why would we want Wil Wheaton's Wesley whacked? (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 16:56:31
      IIRC, even Wil Wheaton agreed Wesley must die. by SaylorA2008-03-18 12:24:24
        maybe he was just tired of being a weenie by fnord_hero2008-03-18 12:27:51
          That's a rather frank assessment. . . (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 12:30:31
            *groan* :-) by kahuana2008-03-18 16:54:51
New tattoo by micahrw2008-03-18 11:47:38
  RAKKASAN ? by Psyop2008-03-18 13:00:39
    LRSD for most of my time. by micahrw2008-03-18 20:47:57
  and, I never called you a whiny little baby for by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:23:22
  I just saw the doctor for my right shoulder. by da-gimp2008-03-18 12:20:10
  that reminds me, by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:19:52
  Tattoos are forever. What if your tastes change? by murphoid2008-03-18 12:00:23
    this won't for him. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:15:58
    7 1/2 years of service. by micahrw2008-03-18 12:02:39
      Oh and thank you for your service! (n/t) by murphoid2008-03-18 12:08:45
        Agreed, thanks. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-03-18 12:26:45
        You are very welcome. (n/t) by micahrw2008-03-18 12:23:18
      There ya go then :) (n/t) by murphoid2008-03-18 12:08:03
Best duet by hadji2008-03-18 11:43:04
  Speaking of singing by micahrw2008-03-18 11:50:51
    There was your mistake right there. by merlin2008-03-18 11:53:18
    Maybe an offer of by hadji2008-03-18 11:53:08
      it would have been much better by aprylmae2008-03-18 11:55:23
        My voice is so soothing by micahrw2008-03-18 11:58:10
          They pretend to, to try to shut you up. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:01:48
          entering a coma to escape is not going to sleep. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-18 12:00:12
            really now, must you insult *everyone*? by Freakazoid2008-03-18 12:04:35
              I havent insulted anyone today. by joecrouse2008-03-18 12:26:17
                Do we need by micahrw2008-03-18 12:34:39
                  After that, interest will be waning. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:37:33
                    See, there you go by micahrw2008-03-18 12:39:04
                      I need to get a cut, too. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:40:17
              Eh??? What for was this post made? by merlin2008-03-18 12:15:24
                for one, he has a long history by Freakazoid2008-03-18 12:23:37
                  A long history of crude humor, maybe. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:26:31
                    o.O by hadji2008-03-18 12:31:44
                      Quick, Molly needs to yank a cable!!! by merlin2008-03-18 12:33:41
                      You are quite mistaken, good sir. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:33:36
                        What about Warren Pease? by merlin2008-03-18 12:34:59
                          Only in a sharp canon of literature. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:36:15
                  meh. This one wasn't an insult. (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 12:24:18
                Agreed. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:17:42
                  I actually started my part of it by micahrw2008-03-18 12:21:19
                    Exactly our point. (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 12:22:50
            OMG by micahrw2008-03-18 12:03:32
              Probably to harsh. y wife hates my singing too. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-18 12:27:58
                Grunts aren't singing. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:31:18
                  *not friday* *not friday* *head asplodes* (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 12:32:14
                    oO by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:35:32
                      Depends on where he keeps it. (n/t) by micahrw2008-03-18 12:36:39
              Right up to the by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:15:36
New shiney #1 by techi8702008-03-18 11:41:53
New shiny #2 by techi8702008-03-18 11:41:50
  Is that 'Check In' signal automated? by Sieldan2008-03-18 12:09:58
    psst: read the page by Freakazoid2008-03-18 12:14:40
      Sorry, I see that now. by Sieldan2008-03-18 13:11:47
      yeah, the tracking is automated which may prove by techi8702008-03-18 12:16:02
  Wow that is pretty cool. by Imp2008-03-18 12:08:14
    While I wouldn't bet my life on it, the check in by techi8702008-03-18 12:18:01
      Now, if they had an accelerometer in it, by kahuana2008-03-18 12:23:43
e-mail/website server account audit/delete? by classic_jon2008-03-18 11:35:39
  Thanks for the input. The answer to what by classic_jon2008-03-18 12:51:19
  I might start with sending an email by murphoid2008-03-18 12:04:02
    "Please let us know if you haven't received this by kahuana2008-03-18 12:30:30
      We have reset your email password. by merlin2008-03-18 12:31:36
        *ponders* I think I've had that happen. (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 12:33:23
          I heard one of our server admins use that line. by merlin2008-03-18 12:37:03
  A) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 11:41:43
  D) Disable the accounts for a period of time by merlin2008-03-18 11:41:26
Talk about Heavy by Klaranth2008-03-18 11:31:10
  Been inside one of those beasties by DesertRat662008-03-18 12:52:50
  they really did use ALL of that. by joecrouse2008-03-18 11:48:46
Can someone please tell me how to do this? Java Q. by justncase2008-03-18 11:21:21
  What are you trying to accomplish? by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 11:25:34
  cd C:\downloads\HTML-Temlate-java-0.1.2 by sgrunt2008-03-18 11:24:00
    That seems to have gotten a result. :) by justncase2008-03-18 11:48:23
      For example: by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 11:52:30
        Thank You! :) by justncase2008-03-18 12:30:48
          Sun invented Java. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:32:48
            I thought StarBucks invented Java. . . (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 12:48:36
              They just have the better marketing. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 12:52:56
I Recommend 10,000 BC (ignore the previews/ads) by Snate2008-03-18 11:19:50
  I wouldn't see it again. by run.dll2008-03-18 11:53:26
    But everybody loves my Big Red Kitty by DesertRat662008-03-18 12:40:10
      not friday, not friday by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:43:26
        All depends on how you use it by DesertRat662008-03-18 12:54:31
          I know how to use it really well. by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:56:24
    I take exception to the gross mucking about in the by voxwoman2008-03-18 12:10:47
      'civilization' implies cities by sem2008-03-18 14:16:15
        the previews showed pyramids by voxwoman2008-03-18 18:33:14
      The fild was a mammoth undertaking. by micahrw2008-03-18 12:24:36
        *tusk, tusk* That was a bad pun. (n/t) by ag__wyvern2008-03-18 13:00:18
  It was quite good. by aprylmae2008-03-18 11:23:35
The Lord's our Shepherd says the Psalm, by krikkert2008-03-18 11:02:00
  There's a balm in Gilead.... (n/t) by thebaroness2008-03-18 11:36:38
  Who's next? (n/t) by LSU_Frodin2008-03-18 11:31:46
  Somebody set up us the. . . *OW* by merlin2008-03-18 11:04:48
    just scroll down to where I give Khaar by Klaranth2008-03-18 11:12:27
      I don't need any shoulders, thank you. by merlin2008-03-18 11:17:59
Beauty (n): by krikkert2008-03-18 10:57:18
  Anne Rice. Wicked books (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 11:01:45
  = (Eye of the beholder) + X(Beer) (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-18 11:01:14
  Beauty (n): by merlin2008-03-18 11:00:31
So, Texas is expanding to 7 character by merlin2008-03-18 10:54:41
  About as many as for "AYBABTU" (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 12:25:09
  More than for NCC1701 (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-03-18 11:45:59
  Now I could do mine properly by talon07202008-03-18 11:28:28
  All you have collected so far. by BorgKing2008-03-18 11:08:07
    ZOMGWTF (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-18 11:24:43
$Merlin, it's $other_person. Give me a call. by merlin2008-03-18 10:54:00
Car chases! Explosions! Bodyparts everywhere! by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 10:44:30
  One can only hope. (n/t) by veran2008-03-18 16:13:24
Stuck at Level 9, on Snate's Door Game by Klaranth2008-03-18 10:43:35
  9019 people have played it. . . by taitano2008-03-18 16:16:03
  level 17 by aprylmae2008-03-18 15:05:39
  I'm on 12... can't get down the right side! (n/t) by raptillicus2008-03-18 12:36:12
  Oh no... not another!... Well at least I'm at by shargo2008-03-18 11:10:20
    Stuck at 11... goes of to fix my bike.... (n/t) by shargo2008-03-18 11:17:43
Icanhazcheezburger exclusive: by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 10:40:50
Note to self: by AndyA2008-03-18 10:15:08
A difference between men and women: by UGuardian2008-03-18 10:10:09
  Maybe where YOU live, by bastetsmuse2008-03-18 10:49:09
    Thanks for renewing a personal earworm by andyz2008-03-18 12:14:43
    *plans to retire in Northern Nevada* by voxwoman2008-03-18 11:05:12
  *Stands well outside the orbital LART range* by RetiQlum22008-03-18 10:17:29
    "Man, good thing by postaljohn2008-03-18 10:34:56
    Also, by krikkert2008-03-18 10:32:45
      Well, let's do some math: by RetiQlum22008-03-18 10:40:57
  not true by aprylmae2008-03-18 10:11:58
Housing prices vs income. by techi8702008-03-18 10:08:51
  well, I work at one of the better paying places in by aprylmae2008-03-18 11:36:29
  In this area, starter houses can be had for... by kelli2172008-03-18 11:01:04
  Anecdotally by thread_killer2008-03-18 10:44:11
    Maybe... by imperito2008-03-18 10:54:38
    You're just used to smaller mortgages by voxwoman2008-03-18 10:53:46
    Frugal (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-18 10:49:32
  Townhouse I mentioned a while back just sold by ag__wyvern2008-03-18 10:24:23
  House price or amount borrowed? by AndyA2008-03-18 10:21:15
    The rule of thumb I've always heard is that TOTAL by merlin2008-03-18 11:01:39
its been bothering me so... by confused.brit2008-03-18 10:03:26
  hactar or sgrunt ate it maybe? (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 11:21:07
    *eats confused.brit's TLP* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-18 12:02:18
  I knew there was something missing... (n/t) by shargo2008-03-18 10:23:16
  Ping Kickstart by Nea2008-03-18 10:19:17
  That would be something to ask tomorrow... by vectorz2008-03-18 10:06:30
Why is it that "killng a program" by hadji2008-03-18 09:57:00
  Why is it that flammable and inflammable don't? (n (n/t) by Acrisius2008-03-18 15:11:30
  Easy ;) by hobbs2008-03-18 14:14:52
  Why do people say "come, let's go"? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 13:41:34
  Why does one "stand" by pas512008-03-18 11:18:04
  Why does a house burn up when it burns down? (n/t) by Hieraco2008-03-18 10:14:56
  Because an execution ends with a killing (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-03-18 10:03:21
  Etymologically, they don't. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 10:00:38
  How is it a crime to kill an executive; by kahuana2008-03-18 09:59:29
  Because we computer scientists are mad. (n/t) by williamashbless2008-03-18 09:58:36
compare images of different size by dennismv2008-03-18 09:44:21
  Neither comparison is valid by desiredusername2008-03-18 16:22:31
  Try D'Peg by GoldEye2008-03-18 10:51:13
    thanks by dennismv2008-03-18 12:02:42
      If it's cameras by EndlessWaves2008-03-18 12:35:41
  It depends on the details of the algorithms. by run.dll2008-03-18 10:00:24
  Unless I'm missing something shrink the bigger one by Jeff_UK2008-03-18 09:49:59
    Seconded. by AndyA2008-03-18 10:03:22
      I get a feeling that neither is a fair comparison by dennismv2008-03-18 11:59:42
  What are you comparing for? (n/t) by Didactylos2008-03-18 09:49:45
    color tone, intensity, noise, by dennismv2008-03-18 11:49:23
  Make copies of each, then compare 'em both ways. by hadji2008-03-18 09:48:42
  Sum the individual components (R,G,B) for each by kahuana2008-03-18 09:47:22
    Red is definately the meaner colour ;D (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:48:58
*Fires Up Orbital Weapons Platform* by DesertRat662008-03-18 09:42:47
  Update by DesertRat662008-03-18 12:37:47
  I say: by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:48:38
  All 4000 are experiencing the same problem? by kahuana2008-03-18 09:45:07
    No by DesertRat662008-03-18 09:47:46
      Zip 'em up and send all of 'em anyway. by kelli2172008-03-18 10:25:33
        Unless they are binary log files, of course. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 10:28:23
      Send the most likely ones first by Stibbons2008-03-18 10:20:56
      To wit: by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:52:23
        Yeah, but the latency's a b5. (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-18 11:26:52
      You could fax them... </BOFH> (n/t) by vectorz2008-03-18 09:48:31
        Secretary said no way by DesertRat662008-03-18 09:50:19
        Dude, you are evil. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:49:35
          No, evil would be by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:53:44
            Thermal fuses ruin that bit of fun. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 09:55:22
              so does fax software by Freakazoid2008-03-18 10:02:25
              That's why God gave us the soldiering iron. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:56:04
                Famous from the Hundred Years Gold-vs-Silver War. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-18 10:59:01
CRACK! KABOOM! by SnArL2008-03-18 09:38:43
  O.O yeap, it is here to and for some reason by classic_jon2008-03-18 10:20:35
  Have you looked at the radar lately? by merlin2008-03-18 09:47:34
  Oh my god! Kitty! by ag__wyvern2008-03-18 09:41:20
  It's VERY DARK downtown Dallas right now (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 09:41:15
I'm supposed to be helping mom today by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:38:21
The Greatest George Clooney Story: with Cats! by Illiad2008-03-18 09:17:04
  *swews soda out nose* Bwahahahaha (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-18 10:33:25
    How exactly does one swew something? by merlin2008-03-18 11:06:12
  *chokes on her drink* Lol! (n/t) by syren2008-03-18 10:13:17
  ROFL!!! =D (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-03-18 09:54:10
  I just about injured myself laughing at this by SnArL2008-03-18 09:52:12
  muahahahaha! by Klymer2008-03-18 09:37:55
  *sputter* *snort* *baaahaaahaaahaaa!* (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 09:28:59
  *bwahahahahahahah* (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 09:21:30
  beverage warning! (n/t) by emlaabs2008-03-18 09:19:31
Phrases so mis-quoted that when you use the right by merlin2008-03-18 09:15:33
  Personal favourites: by tkirk2008-03-18 13:28:40
  and et cetera. by basher202008-03-18 11:54:49
  Putting (some of) it together... by khendron2008-03-18 10:47:50
  It's a moot point. by SouthpawPL2008-03-18 10:20:29
    Thank you! by jdelphiki2008-03-18 10:29:13
      I believe that it started as a pun by basher202008-03-18 11:53:27
        The meanings are subtly similar... by jdelphiki2008-03-18 14:15:00
    <mutes SouthpawPL> hunh? what did you say? by classic_jon2008-03-18 10:28:36
  Gilding the lily by run.dll2008-03-18 09:50:04
    Or did... and disrespected! by urbanmyth2008-03-18 10:02:43
    "To smooth the ice, or add another hue". by kahuana2008-03-18 09:53:31
      On a book about the Zamboni by run.dll2008-03-18 10:06:48
  Lead on MacDuff (n/t) by AndyA2008-03-18 09:33:39
    ^that's the misquote^ by AndyA2008-03-18 09:34:24
      The correct quote is: by SouthpawPL2008-03-18 10:22:24
        Or is it... by kelli2172008-03-18 11:20:59
          I suppose that depends on whose interpretation of by SouthpawPL2008-03-18 11:33:25
  For all intents and purposes. by Illiad2008-03-18 09:33:03
    I hate that. (n/t) by Spud2008-03-18 09:54:09
    They do? Really? (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 09:37:10
      It's actually "for all intensive porpoises" by run.dll2008-03-18 09:51:48
        Me no like those ones. by ag__wyvern2008-03-18 10:38:56
    Sometimes I want to use that. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:35:31
      I had *no* free time. by Illiad2008-03-18 09:36:12
        You could at least have mentioned that. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:42:40
  Driving without Due Care by Illiad2008-03-18 09:32:34
    Oh, I've seen those people. by suicide_king2008-03-18 09:37:08
  Related one -- by bastetsmuse2008-03-18 09:32:15
    The early 1600s, according to dictionary.com. by suicide_king2008-03-18 10:39:28
      As a verb phrase, "show disrespect." by kelli2172008-03-18 11:22:47
        Ah, that would make sense. Thanks. by suicide_king2008-03-18 11:41:37
    Ghettospeak by Illiad2008-03-18 09:34:23
  "I could care less". by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:30:56
    "I could care less. I just choose not to." :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 09:34:38
    I could care less, but I'm too apathetic :) (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 09:31:55
  Just deserts (n/t) by khendron2008-03-18 09:27:28
  You leave the savage breasts alone! (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 09:27:20
    Wild [not Friday]! (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 09:35:36
  "That begs the question." by Illiad2008-03-18 09:19:11
    What does? *flees* (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 09:20:31
      THAT'S RIGHT YOU RUN! *CHIK-CHIK* (n/t) by Illiad2008-03-18 09:21:20
        When did you borrow Betty? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:33:29
        *tosses a bottle of rum as a distraction* (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 09:21:52
          ~catches the rum~ by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:25:08
money is not an issue by dennismv2008-03-18 09:11:23
  I have a drink problem: by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:12:17
    I have a drinking problem: by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:32:38
      Easy solved with straws :D (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:35:14
    I have that same problem by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:27:39
SOTM: Allegri "Miserere" by SoylentGreen2008-03-18 08:53:10
  argh by emlaabs2008-03-18 09:01:01
    Visit the clickie by SoylentGreen2008-03-18 09:04:00
      thanks by emlaabs2008-03-18 09:13:44
Office 2007 is a chalange by c3po2008-03-18 08:52:22
  I ranted about it recently on my LJ by voxwoman2008-03-18 08:57:19
    In their defense, by Arivia2008-03-18 09:04:50
      Oh, and that same balloon is the tooltip for it. by Arivia2008-03-18 09:08:11
    However, by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:03:56
UFie Geekettes, This One's for You by Snate2008-03-18 08:46:48
The latest multi-function cellphone by merlin2008-03-18 08:39:14
  I like it. Especially the self destruct function.. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 08:54:35
MacBook Air stumps TSA agents, owner misses flight by DesertRat662008-03-18 08:36:05
  Which blog did you get that from? by merlin2008-03-18 08:56:16
    The Site That Shall Not Be Named by DesertRat662008-03-18 08:57:54
      Ah, gotcha. Don't have them in my blog by merlin2008-03-18 08:58:45
  hello, phone for you.... by confused.brit2008-03-18 08:42:51
    Nope by DesertRat662008-03-18 08:46:44
  Perhaps they were UFies... by imperito2008-03-18 08:40:21
ATTN: Non-US Ufies: by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:33:34
  RetiQlum2's a guy!??!?! by hactar the uhhh2008-03-18 09:37:50
    Flee faster. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:44:31
      *flees at c* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-03-18 09:46:08
        Might've had a chance if you fled at the speed of by kahuana2008-03-18 09:48:29
          or be as hard to catch as flies ;-) by joresgump2008-03-18 11:24:03
  Certainly. by AndyA2008-03-18 09:37:12
    CalvinBall!! (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 09:54:01
    I agree that it doesn't make much sense. by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:41:41
      Maybe for the 5 seconds per hour by AndyA2008-03-18 10:05:58
        About the same ratio by Stibbons2008-03-18 10:11:52
      As interesting as watching paint dry. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:58:28
        can be interesting sometimes by aprylmae2008-03-18 10:07:29
          you just like watching the tight ends. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-18 11:39:37
            not JUST the tight ends by aprylmae2008-03-18 11:46:33
    Throwball? Carryball? by vectorz2008-03-18 09:40:16
      'Roidball. (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 09:42:26
      Bloodball. by Illiad2008-03-18 09:41:58
        So knives and spikes were allowed then? by vectorz2008-03-18 10:10:03
  "soccer" is "football" !?!?! by snerk2008-03-18 09:18:51
  Don't like being patronised? by Didactylos2008-03-18 09:01:54
    Also, you guys are the ones electing idiots to be by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:03:57
      Wouldn't expect that anytime soon by DesertRat662008-03-18 09:25:00
        McCain's not an idiot... by firehawk2008-03-18 09:40:23
          Many made that accusation at Reagan too by DesertRat662008-03-18 10:44:15
  I'm terribly sorry. by krikkert2008-03-18 08:40:03
    N.A Football is not as interesting as rugby. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-18 10:43:51
    *THWAP* by Esteis2008-03-18 09:04:59
    Also: AMerican football is vor whimps. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:41:34
      Try it sometime. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:48:47
        I played Rugby. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:51:06
          Rugby? Serious? Puuu-leeez. by Nashville2008-03-18 08:58:33
            Rugby weeds out the weaklings rather quick. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:00:39
              Simple answer for you: by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:02:46
                Where are you going with that thought? by kahuana2008-03-18 09:08:31
                  It's a bad idea to try and pick up... by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:14:52
                    You went from "My ex GF played rubgy" by kahuana2008-03-18 09:31:52
                  yea, but a lot of those super bowl winning by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:09:56
                    I thought polygamy was illegal. (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-18 09:10:34
                      it is =P. more than one RING. by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:16:49
                I resent the implication that I hit women. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:05:18
                  I said "hitting on" not "hitting." by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:09:49
          My ex-GF in college played rugby. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:57:07
            See.. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:59:13
              You've never played ice hockey. by run.dll2008-03-18 13:17:40
              Utter baloney. by Illiad2008-03-18 09:27:33
              Except a box. Box is compulsary (n/t) by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:59:58
      Three... Two... One... :P (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-18 08:44:13
    didn't say it wasn't as interesting by aprylmae2008-03-18 08:41:25
      I'm sure it could get annoying by madjo2008-03-18 09:07:21
        s/Americans/others by madjo2008-03-18 09:08:32
      Sucks to be you. by krikkert2008-03-18 08:43:02
        As another curtesy, we'll just be silent about by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:44:13
          t-h-i-n-g-s, right? by MatthewDBA2008-03-18 11:02:07
          Vlad Dracul wore Colored Armor. ;P (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:47:36
            *thwacks Reti with an Oxford English Dictionary* by syren2008-03-18 08:54:43
              *thwacks syren with the Scrabble rules* by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:55:43
                so I can use "Bukkit" ? (n/t) by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:56:24
                  Only if you have seen it. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:57:07
                    I has one. Taint the lolruses one, tis mine (n/t) by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:58:02
                      *steals your bukkit* *gives it to the lolrus* by syren2008-03-18 09:01:28
                        *oils up in readyness for lolrus wrasslin'* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:04:20
                          *grabs camera* by SnArL2008-03-18 10:08:25
                            And I though you came for the lolrus... by vectorz2008-03-18 10:11:14
                              Heck no! by SnArL2008-03-18 11:14:26
                          I've already wrassled gators. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:21:30
                            Clicky broke by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:23:38
                              Try this then: by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:27:30
                                Blurry. What camera do I not wanna buy? by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:28:29
                                It was a cellphone camera. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:30:58
                                the kids were. by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:33:15
                                The guy was stunning & fabulous! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:40:04
                                I dunno by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:47:37
                          *gets the popcorn ready* by syren2008-03-18 09:10:24
                            What if the lolrus goes for the soft targets?! :-O (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-18 09:45:47
                              Then I shall get angry by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:48:42
                                I'll hope that the lolrus is wiser than that, then (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-18 10:52:35
                                *readies the big stick* (n/t) by syren2008-03-18 10:07:35
                            Soft targets? On a Lolrus? by vectorz2008-03-18 09:35:45
                              You stole my popcorn! by syren2008-03-18 10:06:41
                                At todays oil prices? *butters up* by vectorz2008-03-18 10:21:39
                              I have strong thumbs by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:37:10
                            *wrassles oilily* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:13:31
                              oily wrasslin? that sounds fun. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:21:21
                                I prefer jello. by Nea2008-03-18 09:27:36
                                But lumpy. Oil gives a smoother glide by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:30:11
                                But it comes in pretty colours! by Nea2008-03-18 09:39:55
                                also flavors. by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:43:33
                                Illiways is above my garage by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:43:24
                                Well I am heading in! Treehugger is not allowed f by syren2008-03-18 09:24:54
                                Of course I meant that to read better... by syren2008-03-18 09:32:37
        I'm not trying to speak for everyone by aprylmae2008-03-18 08:44:03
          Then word yourself better. by krikkert2008-03-18 08:45:45
            not unspecified "we" could mean most americans by aprylmae2008-03-18 08:48:39
              It could. by krikkert2008-03-18 09:01:34
                awwww, krikkert doesn't like me? by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:04:10
                  I'd really prefer you not cry at all. by krikkert2008-03-18 09:10:54
                    YMMV? (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:37:57
                      Your Milage May Vary. (n/t) by Nea2008-03-18 09:40:59
                        thanks by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:44:37
                          But what if you thnk you know what it means, by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:54:33
                            but I wouldn't care either (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:57:26
                              But you do care about a clarification? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:59:43
                                not really. I don't care that much. I just agree by aprylmae2008-03-18 10:02:33
                  I think FPB might be required here by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:05:03
                    FPB? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:07:33
                      Fluffy Pink Bunnies by madjo2008-03-18 09:09:57
                        Ahhh... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:10:29
                    nothing to settle down by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:07:04
                      and right you are by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:11:35
                        mmmmm, beer (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 09:18:56
                          *serves beer* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:20:11
                            Anything for those of a sweeter palate? by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:22:33
                              I have everything! (in buckets) by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:24:38
                                Hmm, can I be refined and request a White Zinf? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:27:13
                                A who? by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:28:56
                                Cheers (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:31:47
                                Oooo... cider? by Nea2008-03-18 09:26:54
                                *serves proper Devonian Cider* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:28:06
                                Woo hoo! by Nea2008-03-18 09:43:30
                                Treehuggers Devonian? by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:29:49
                                Devonian? She's THAT old? (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-18 10:52:47
                                Treehugger is "local" in Somerset by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:31:42
                        Much better the peacemaker... by Illiad2008-03-18 09:14:27
                          *welcomes our despotic overlord with beer* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:15:39
                            *steals the rum while he's distracted* by merlin2008-03-18 09:16:17
                              You can't steal things from the despotic overlord! by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:18:55
                                He's a distracted despotic overlord. by merlin2008-03-18 09:26:58
                                mmm jackboots... *dreams* (n/t) by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:27:24
              Mostly he's just teasing me. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:50:32
                maybe so by aprylmae2008-03-18 08:51:26
                  apryl, he was doing that to tease me, not you. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:59:32
  Are you the only US UFie here? by madjo2008-03-18 08:38:15
  You might not realise we're talking our version by confused.brit2008-03-18 08:34:42
    The only way I couls bw xonfused was if... by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:38:19
      Actually, I think it's *your* media that tells us by kahuana2008-03-18 08:39:58
    Or that we were taking the opportunity by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:36:53
      Or kicking British backsides. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:38:59
        Bah, it was a civil war.. you beat yourselves :P by Jeff_UK2008-03-18 09:42:00
        Pfft, the British won the followup. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-18 08:40:37
          Only in overtime. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:42:58
            Call me when the US burns down Buckingham Palace. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-18 08:44:54
              We don't let commoners into the Presidents bedroom (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 09:30:20
                You would if there was any money in it. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-18 10:27:32
                Yes you do — a new one every four years. (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-18 09:53:00
                  but they're *supposed* to be there ... by subbywan2008-03-18 09:53:36
                    Oh no. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 10:14:39
                      true, but there has not been a presidential by aprylmae2008-03-18 10:22:39
                        That just means you're voting wrong :D (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 10:32:50
                          no, it means too many other people are (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 11:12:37
                            not in a democracy! (n/t) by subbywan2008-03-18 11:42:21
              Is that a dare? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:01:10
                No! No dare. by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:02:52
                Bring it on, chicken-wuss. :P (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-18 09:02:39
                  Whoops! I slipped on the trigger! by RetiQlum22008-03-18 09:06:32
                    Dance puppets, dance! by syren2008-03-18 09:11:54
                  Hey - It aint your queen by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:03:24
                    Our Queen is at least somewhat sporty! by krikkert2008-03-18 09:11:40
                      Only with a broomstick stuck up her back by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:12:20
                        Anything to keep BigEars Charlie off the throne... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:14:02
                          *shudders at the thought* by syren2008-03-18 10:17:40
                            at least then the England would finally have by aprylmae2008-03-18 10:26:54
                              I thought Harry was the spare... by confused.brit2008-03-18 13:51:20
                                Yeah he is by confused.brit2008-03-18 13:53:18
                                yea, but someone said give it to him. by aprylmae2008-03-18 19:01:40
                            And the only one without early onset baldness by Treehugger2008-03-18 10:18:57
              I think, the British firefighters would be quicker by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:46:33
                So? by krikkert2008-03-18 08:47:31
                  The brits couldnt Take dundalk. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-18 10:40:29
                  For marble quarries, anyway. :P by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:48:32
                    There was a song bout that by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:49:38
                      Three Dead Trolls - The War of 1812 ;) (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 08:55:45
                        That's the bunny! by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:57:36
            You are gettin your facts in the way of my superio by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:44:19
              Just pretend the Commonwealth is the Empire. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:45:19
                Pretend? Pretend? My good man! by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:48:39
                  Ah, no. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:51:55
                    and only the toupee was left by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:55:34
                      No wonder only lawyers and judges can afford one. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:56:22
                        Everyone elso has a big enough ego not to need one by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:56:59
                At least they had one. :P (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-18 08:46:35
                  And we'd have one, too, if it weren't for the by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:47:19
                    True, true. by krikkert2008-03-18 08:48:23
                      Bah, Stalin did a good job of shooting his troops. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:49:31
                        Nonono. by krikkert2008-03-18 09:03:33
                          Nononono. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:06:27
                            Perfect match, then. by krikkert2008-03-18 09:12:12
                              Indeed. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 09:19:22
                We only took India on a dare. by syren2008-03-18 08:46:11
                  No flag, no country! Ours now. by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:47:59
Post D&D stats for either by hadji2008-03-18 08:29:43
Iceberg gets its pride on! by DesertRat662008-03-18 08:25:08
  pretty (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 08:40:11
Contraband! FTW! by Illiad2008-03-18 08:22:41
  Argh! I missed the original post....Linkie anyone? (n/t) by Hieraco2008-03-18 09:45:13
    static and scroll down to opinionated news item (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 09:52:02
  Oi!!! If you're going to relate stories, then the by merlin2008-03-18 08:50:30
  I have to say it: by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:27:20
    Seconded. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:28:31
Pic's Daily Language Trivium by Pic2008-03-18 08:22:40
Banded Icebergs by merlin2008-03-18 08:21:05
  Purty. (n/t) by nix2008-03-18 08:40:49
  Bah! Beat me by 4 minutes 3 seconds by DesertRat662008-03-18 08:29:04
    Yeah, but I ID9K'd mine for the open comments :) by merlin2008-03-18 08:30:43
      Mine didn't have open comments by DesertRat662008-03-18 08:31:36
        Do you want to post the multi-task cellphone? (n/t by merlin2008-03-18 08:34:21
          Didn't see it or ignored it. (n/t) by DesertRat662008-03-18 08:36:30
            I'll post it then. It's semi-humorous. (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 08:37:54
Esquire interviews George Clooney... by Illiad2008-03-18 08:09:32
  Just so you know: I'm not looking it up. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:18:21
    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-18 08:50:28
      Moderated for language in link. (n/t) by Nea2008-03-18 08:50:40
      Mods by Bellator2008-03-18 08:29:44
        What? Its all technical terms! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 08:32:26
          There's the B word in the name of the film (n/t) by Bellator2008-03-18 08:34:49
            oops, i missed that. Sorry. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 08:36:08
    That goat thing is mild in comparison by DesertRat662008-03-18 08:20:43
  The Internet: funding shrinks since 1982. (n/t) by jiteo2008-03-18 08:14:50
Pharos is a biiiiig tower !!! by joresgump2008-03-18 08:07:07
  Eh... by imperito2008-03-18 08:38:38
    It certainly felt quite draining, though. by Arivia2008-03-18 09:10:34
something for Pratchett fans (esp. Europeans) by chaotic2008-03-18 08:04:57
ATTN:CynicalRyan by confused.brit2008-03-18 08:04:56
  Of course: by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:18:51
UFicle: bank transfers overseas by kyrasantae2008-03-18 07:50:22
  CR and UF are right, other names for the codes by SciSSorS2008-03-18 09:30:27
    Yes, I have all the weird numbers and stuff. by kyrasantae2008-03-18 14:36:06
  What you are looking for is SWIFT Code by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:09:52
    actually in Europe SWIFT codes are very common by UnFair2008-03-18 08:29:15
      That applies to German/EU banks. by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 08:33:42
  Get the needed information from the place you are by techi8702008-03-18 07:53:32
    With a wire the company wanting the funds will by classic_jon2008-03-18 08:06:11
Ordnance UFies: Today is the 2nd biggest day by DesertRat662008-03-18 07:41:41
  When can we expect opinions? (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-18 13:55:57
    End of June is what I am hearing. (n/t) by lheggland2008-03-18 14:08:56
  Audio by DesertRat662008-03-18 12:47:06
  Transcript by DesertRat662008-03-18 12:45:05
  Nice site I came across with info for by classic_jon2008-03-18 10:42:54
  Do the cops have the right to carry? by imwacc02008-03-18 08:46:20
    Would Secret Service agents? by kahuana2008-03-18 08:59:55
    The police are members of the Militia. by lheggland2008-03-18 08:55:40
      I'm not seeing it by imwacc02008-03-18 09:02:22
        The unorganized militia is still the militia. by lheggland2008-03-18 09:09:10
          Yes, I agree by imwacc02008-03-18 09:15:40
            IMO, the police are somewhat of a "military" by classic_jon2008-03-18 10:26:19
            The other side is displaying willful blindness. by lheggland2008-03-18 09:27:46
    Interesting point by DesertRat662008-03-18 08:49:54
      That's a broad statement by imwacc02008-03-18 08:56:49
  CSPAN will have it live by plblark2008-03-18 08:04:27
Robot monster by veran2008-03-18 07:38:34
  Seems scarily similar to by MadnessASAP2008-03-18 10:48:56
    Imperial WALKERS! FTW (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-18 11:26:48
  Can I haz "Big-Dog" by ideur2008-03-18 08:01:23
  Hehehe I like the comment on dressing it as a deer (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-18 07:56:15
Great geek survey part 4, possibly the last one! by Bertram2008-03-18 07:27:07
  I wrestled in high school. by dodrian2008-03-18 17:24:03
  My responses. by rorajoey2008-03-18 13:53:36
  Yes, yes, yes by tallastro2008-03-18 10:55:14
  Soccer, cycling, hillwalking... -swim by urbanmyth2008-03-18 09:59:52
  Sports... not at this age. by Hieraco2008-03-18 09:41:10
  I studied karate mixed with some other techniques. by Paladin2008-03-18 09:10:33
  Sports, no. Martial arts, Taekwondo, and for a by talon07202008-03-18 08:53:42
  My list. by fnord_hero2008-03-18 08:33:01
  Hockey by run.dll2008-03-18 08:24:55
  I play softball by ucfknighted2008-03-18 08:17:59
  I'll play any sport as long as there's private by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:17:33
  Yep. by fractaledge2008-03-18 08:11:04
  I swim and do yoga (not at the same time) by lucytv2008-03-18 08:09:27
  Do not play sports (hates 'em we do) by voxwoman2008-03-18 08:02:04
  You need to know something more for your report: by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:00:21
    You just earned a special place in the "thank you" by Bertram2008-03-18 10:39:50
      you're in middle school right? by aprylmae2008-03-18 11:57:21
        Awww. Way to stop the fun. :) (n/t) by Bertram2008-03-18 12:09:27
          But I know about the birds and the bees! by Bertram2008-03-18 12:09:51
            not quite by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:27:25
              Nah, I don't care about the BOOKS. by Bertram2008-03-18 13:02:25
    Well said! (n/t) by classic_jon2008-03-18 08:07:53
    seconded (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 08:03:56
    Oooooooooh! *ding*ding*ding*! by Twitchh2008-03-18 08:01:21
  Marching Bank by y2kdragon2008-03-18 07:59:15
    I was a chior chick by aprylmae2008-03-18 08:04:47
      Me, too, and still am by lucytv2008-03-18 08:13:26
        I went to Europe with the Americas Boy Choir by classic_jon2008-03-18 11:22:00
          I had an oppurtunity to. well, not with the boys by aprylmae2008-03-18 12:01:05
  In the last 30 years, I've heavily studied by Twitchh2008-03-18 07:54:00
    Forgot rock climbing and salsa dancing, too. :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2008-03-18 07:57:52
  I don't play sports by madjo2008-03-18 07:52:22
  Lots by khendron2008-03-18 07:50:20
  Let's see by DesertRat662008-03-18 07:47:27
    That made me laugh. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:04:22
  Whoa. by Bertram2008-03-18 07:44:19
  I swim, used to cycle til i moved to hilliest town by confused.brit2008-03-18 07:43:03
    If you are looking for Tai Chi look for the by classic_jon2008-03-18 07:58:31
      THe only informatin I ever see on Tai Chi adverts by confused.brit2008-03-18 08:15:39
        Qi Gong and Tai Chi are both internal arts by classic_jon2008-03-18 11:03:33
  Judo! by Bonzo2008-03-18 07:42:38
    Seconded! (n/t) by joresgump2008-03-18 07:53:18
      Thirded. by Nath32008-03-18 09:19:36
  Ballroom dancing, rugby, tennis. (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-18 07:42:13
  I played Football and Soccer in High School by classic_jon2008-03-18 07:39:44
  Before I messed up my knee, I would have been game by kc5sdy2008-03-18 07:39:08
  I play paintball by hactar the uhhh2008-03-18 07:36:20
    *eats hactar's boredom* by sgrunt2008-03-18 07:41:20
      *bores into sgrunt's brain* by hactar the uhhh2008-03-18 07:53:15
        *tosses ESPN to hactar and sgrunt* by joresgump2008-03-18 08:12:35
  played basketball in middle school by aprylmae2008-03-18 07:33:31
  One thing. by Havoc2008-03-18 07:32:44
    Hmm. by Bertram2008-03-18 10:53:26
      I understand that some have it backwards by Havoc2008-03-18 12:54:24
        Quite possible. by Bertram2008-03-18 13:00:44
    Great Nerd survey doesn't sound that good (n/t) by joresgump2008-03-18 10:41:57
    Actually, if someone called me a Nerd i'd deck em. by confused.brit2008-03-18 08:58:11
    That's entirely reversed from the way... by Nea2008-03-18 08:17:29
    You are so off base it's insane. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 08:11:41
      I don't even care if someone calls me a nerd by aprylmae2008-03-18 08:18:38
    I disagree. by merlin2008-03-18 07:39:03
      I also prefer Windows, Vi, and Ford. by Havoc2008-03-18 07:40:26
    Vice versa in my experience. Best not to be by Esteis2008-03-18 07:36:42
      The Geek Show in the traveling circus by Havoc2008-03-18 07:38:20
        meanings change by madjo2008-03-18 07:41:38
    With that caveat by Havoc2008-03-18 07:36:06
    I disagree by aprylmae2008-03-18 07:34:46
      I also disagree.. The difference is subtle by Hieraco2008-03-18 09:43:26
      your mileage may vary by Havoc2008-03-18 07:37:35
        Only one word: by veran2008-03-18 07:41:00
        I didn't "decide" it was positive so I wouldn't by aprylmae2008-03-18 07:40:43
  I've done a couple of years worth of Pencak Silat. by EnzoMatrix2008-03-18 07:31:36
  Yes. Sort of. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 07:31:07
    F4ing campers! by the_diggity2008-03-18 08:05:56
  I bike. by jiteo2008-03-18 07:30:10
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-03-18 07:09:59
  *shakes fist* by Arivia2008-03-18 07:23:45
    I seem to have had by goodyca2008-03-18 12:18:07
Yoohoo. 20 hrs to deadline. by Bertram2008-03-18 06:31:28
"Households face the unthinkable: budgeting" by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 06:31:22
  No, the answer is: by DesertRat662008-03-18 06:38:01
    Some people wonder why I drive a 95 Chevy 2500 by techi8702008-03-18 06:48:09
      Saab 900SE Turbo 1995. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 07:26:15
        I'm sorry to that. :-( by lheggland2008-03-18 07:38:20
          ^s/to that/to hear that. by lheggland2008-03-18 07:40:08
      I get funny looks as well for my '05 Cavalier by merlin2008-03-18 06:50:08
        I walk. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 06:52:01
          If they ever get the buses out to my community, by merlin2008-03-18 06:54:24
            Wow. It was the other way around for me when I by quilting_kitty2008-03-18 07:16:30
  My dad's 3 rules of 3 by basher202008-03-18 06:36:26
    1 out of 3. Kind of. by Khaar2008-03-18 09:25:48
    Yes, Yes and Yes by Sterling_Ag2008-03-18 08:43:48
    I'm close to that, but not quite there. by Nea2008-03-18 08:39:33
    I live in Vancouver. by Illiad2008-03-18 08:15:40
    I agree with #1. by crankshaft-jr2008-03-18 07:29:48
    Yes, yes and no. by talon07202008-03-18 07:27:28
      house less than twice your salary?! by Jeff_UK2008-03-18 07:44:29
        The house was about twice my salary when we bought by talon07202008-03-18 08:39:37
        My husband and I are in that position. by quilting_kitty2008-03-18 08:02:16
    No, possibly, heck no. by syren2008-03-18 07:13:03
    Ummm... 4.5x, OK, 1.5 mo. by Havoc2008-03-18 07:07:04
      NO NO NO NO NO by merlin2008-03-18 07:08:20
        If things get that bad by Havoc2008-03-18 07:17:58
          That's why you should have 3-6 months expenses in by merlin2008-03-18 07:22:13
            Yup. by Havoc2008-03-18 07:29:42
              Is it on paper? by carthax2008-03-18 07:44:11
                That does rather imply that you have $1000 by syren2008-03-18 07:52:01
                  That's why you save it up as fast as you can. by merlin2008-03-18 07:54:45
                    Not really. by syren2008-03-18 08:10:06
                I read the site - and yes, I did the budget on pap by Havoc2008-03-18 07:51:10
                  #1 is very simple. Get $1,000 in the bank. by merlin2008-03-18 07:56:26
                    I get nervous when my "emergency" fund by voxwoman2008-03-18 08:40:00
        ^^^ what merlin said by carthax2008-03-18 07:12:49
          Sounds a lot like what I'm doing already. by Havoc2008-03-18 07:26:06
            I would recommend the following minor changes by merlin2008-03-18 07:32:55
              I pay off the visa every month. by Havoc2008-03-18 07:39:35
                Cancel the cards then, you don't need them. by merlin2008-03-18 07:42:01
                  All great advice and all by madjo2008-03-18 07:59:34
                    The whole point of this approach is that if you by merlin2008-03-18 08:05:04
                      So, you've traded by desiredusername2008-03-18 10:08:32
                        Yup - I am also seeing a bit of the single-minded by Havoc2008-03-18 10:18:58
                    Agreed. (n/t) by Havoc2008-03-18 08:00:35
                  One note on retirement savings. If you work for a by techi8702008-03-18 07:49:59
                    Ramsey addresses this very point. by merlin2008-03-18 07:53:19
                      I disagree slightly here. by esbita2008-03-18 13:15:41
                      If your debt is at a lower interst rate that by techi8702008-03-18 08:22:44
                    Yup - I'm putting 3% and they match it. by Havoc2008-03-18 07:52:42
                      I put in 5% and they match it TechisSO puts in 7% by techi8702008-03-18 07:56:20
                        Niiiice! by Havoc2008-03-18 08:00:01
                  Why the hate on for credit? by Havoc2008-03-18 07:49:22
                    You don't need the credit. It's that simple. by merlin2008-03-18 07:52:02
                      doesnt work like that for most people by joecrouse2008-03-18 11:13:29
                      If it works for you, that's great by Havoc2008-03-18 07:57:09
                        I hated doing it, but I also had to live by voxwoman2008-03-18 08:47:22
                          I don't understand the hatred of credit cards by desiredusername2008-03-18 10:01:30
                        All I'm going to say is read by merlin2008-03-18 07:59:12
                          Not hurting... by Havoc2008-03-18 08:01:34
          I'm working his plan as well, if you haven't been by merlin2008-03-18 07:13:48
    I agree, and that's why we don't own a house. by JimK2008-03-18 07:02:27
      I'm guessing you're also in the UK JimK? by moloko2008-03-18 07:35:21
        Aye, New Forest. by JimK2008-03-18 08:08:24
      So that's why you save up and buy it on the by merlin2008-03-18 07:06:32
        That's the general idea, but there's problems... by JimK2008-03-18 08:04:19
    Salary what? by Qcumber-some2008-03-18 07:00:31
      In these calculations, it's typically gross (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 07:01:05
        Thanks but even then by Qcumber-some2008-03-18 07:08:37
          That's the new rule by which I'm trying to live. by merlin2008-03-18 07:12:46
            I sold my car one year ago by Qcumber-some2008-03-18 07:33:52
            OMG...*is so jealous* by syren2008-03-18 07:22:49
              Can I make a recommendation? by merlin2008-03-18 07:29:42
                I will have to look at that at home. by syren2008-03-18 07:53:43
                  I used to be where you are. by merlin2008-03-18 07:57:59
                    I was too, but thanks to the sweet ministrations by Treehugger2008-03-18 08:15:06
                      *giggles* by syren2008-03-18 08:16:55
    check, check, and check by y2kdragon2008-03-18 06:41:57
      Agreed. by esbita2008-03-18 12:59:43
I know I'm going to miss her! by RetiQlum22008-03-18 06:24:03
  Geatest Movie Evar! (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-03-18 06:53:52
  My dad knew John De Bello by SnArL2008-03-18 06:46:15
  silly (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-18 06:44:32
*has mild panic attack* by SnArL2008-03-18 06:21:05
  S4 happens. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 06:56:02
  Not your fault by y2kdragon2008-03-18 06:44:33
  Will you be a yeller or a yellee? (n/t) by merlin2008-03-18 06:33:42
    I'm guessing both. (n/t) by hadji2008-03-18 06:35:04
half an hour at work, and I already wanna stab by aprylmae2008-03-18 06:03:25
  Ri-cola! by y2kdragon2008-03-18 06:08:44
    IDGI? Sushi bar? Buh? (n/t) by syren2008-03-18 06:17:19
      cough drop commercial by aprylmae2008-03-18 06:21:30
        Ahhh - I get it. by syren2008-03-18 06:28:23
          I'm a fan by y2kdragon2008-03-18 06:45:19
            me too. by aprylmae2008-03-18 06:57:00
    but if I were, by aprylmae2008-03-18 06:12:06
Invoke: Electrician-knowledgeable Uficle... by jdelphiki2008-03-18 05:55:33
  Get a new circut for the washing machine by joecrouse2008-03-18 11:21:34
  Another questions...replacing breakers... by jdelphiki2008-03-18 10:35:45
    That is correct. by Electric Storm2008-03-19 00:06:53
    Like shargo says. *BIG* no no. by kahuana2008-03-18 15:03:17
    I have no idea about US area/load by shargo2008-03-18 14:03:59
  Microwaves may be 1000 watts nominally by UnFair2008-03-18 08:11:48
  Don't mess around, rewire the kitchen. by lheggland2008-03-18 07:23:16
  One more thing by voxwoman2008-03-18 07:10:09
  If my brain hasn't shortcircuited by shargo2008-03-18 06:33:26
  Aluminum wires? by papadixon2008-03-18 06:18:46
    I've never seen any... by jdelphiki2008-03-18 06:56:11
    Not in that time frame. by crankshaft-jr2008-03-18 06:31:08
    *Ewwww* by aix tom2008-03-18 06:20:48
      Because, in general, alluminum is illegal. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 06:27:19
        Aluminum was offered to me as a cost saving by papadixon2008-03-18 06:33:09
          Blame it on the war... by Dire_Lobo2008-03-18 07:09:13
  Can you check the values : by aix tom2008-03-18 06:13:49
    Since we've used up several microwaves... by jdelphiki2008-03-18 07:01:48
      Yep. by aix tom2008-03-18 11:32:25
  You aren't going to like my answer: by RetiQlum22008-03-18 06:11:37
    Fun. by jdelphiki2008-03-18 06:57:47
      At least replace it up to where... by RetiQlum22008-03-18 07:07:43
        The problem is... by jdelphiki2008-03-18 07:24:24
          My house has older wiring. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 07:41:34
      You'll probably have to rewire to bring it up to by voxwoman2008-03-18 07:05:38
        That's just Jersey. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 07:15:18
          Still, I may be a circuit short... by jdelphiki2008-03-18 07:29:26
10000 BC by aprylmae2008-03-18 05:47:20
  I saw it when it came out and I liked it. by Snate2008-03-18 10:43:06
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-03-18 05:30:02
*BANG* *smoke* by c3po2008-03-18 05:11:46
  No flash? *disappointed* (n/t) by shargo2008-03-18 05:34:43
    No video cam capable of high speed shooting (n/t) by c3po2008-03-18 06:28:24
      I was thinking about the optical effects that by shargo2008-03-18 06:36:22
        There was no optical effect by c3po2008-03-18 06:40:59
  You can't learn without making mistakes. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 05:19:05
    I learned it a bit different: by ideur2008-03-18 05:23:44
  Magic Smoke by y2kdragon2008-03-18 05:15:21
    you can only replace it by c3po2008-03-18 05:21:28
      That's called jerry-rigging. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 05:26:22
        Jerry is sitting here by y2kdragon2008-03-18 06:46:00
      Or using a by c3po2008-03-18 05:23:38
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-03-18 04:00:02
I ordered a new shiny! by Bonzo2008-03-18 03:58:17
  Pretty! What OS? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-18 04:05:06
    Win2K3 or 2K8. Maybe virtual, with Linux as base.. by Bonzo2008-03-18 05:29:25
Sot-WTF-is-wrong-with-me-M by sonja2008-03-18 03:52:19
  WOOHOO \o/ by cuboci2008-03-18 03:58:23
    My faves from that album: by sonja2008-03-18 04:11:07
      Listened to the new one yet? (Ghosts I-IV) (n/t) by cuboci2008-03-18 21:12:38
Whoohoo! Cycled to work today by DaveK2008-03-18 03:37:40
  How long did that take you? by merlin2008-03-18 07:11:06
  ever cycled in the south of Dutch Limburg? by madjo2008-03-18 03:57:41
    I don't believe you. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 04:11:21
      oh you don't have to trust my word for it by madjo2008-03-18 04:56:39
  the 8 along the canal don't count by Treehugger2008-03-18 03:48:59
    Ah, but this is in Scotland... by DaveK2008-03-18 04:16:05
      Nah, they've got a wheel instead by Treehugger2008-03-18 04:32:31
        Woot! by Nea2008-03-18 09:03:03
Attn: shadowsystems & other D&D people by purplepineapple2008-03-18 03:04:37
  Nice list by azander2008-03-18 11:09:18
  Nice by chaotic2008-03-18 07:49:58
    The numbers are the levels of the spell... by shadowsystems2008-03-18 08:16:32
  Meh, unimpressive... by warpmind2008-03-18 04:35:52
    Heh. by purplepineapple2008-03-18 04:38:32
      I'm a DM and endorse this statement :) by vectorz2008-03-18 04:46:00
        :( (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-03-18 07:33:43
  *makes note for Mercury* (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-03-18 04:18:19
  !O.O! ?O.o? Ohhhh... *WOW*! Thank You! =D by shadowsystems2008-03-18 03:42:58
  Bwahahahahaha by purplepineapple2008-03-18 03:23:16
    Hah, I knew it. by purplepineapple2008-03-18 03:25:52
      I'd call you a keeper by y2kdragon2008-03-18 05:18:25
        that's cause we are.... ;) by aprylmae2008-03-18 07:13:29
        Ditto. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-18 05:34:36
      Heh, not quite on the spot... by EnzoMatrix2008-03-18 04:40:57
      *OUCH* Sounds like he's a "dumper"... by shadowsystems2008-03-18 03:41:50
        Yeah by purplepineapple2008-03-18 03:46:02
          Hey baby, I have a 21st level bard! by RetiQlum22008-03-18 04:16:45
            (Laughing merrily) You are SUCH a perv... =)P by shadowsystems2008-03-18 04:21:07
              What!? It took me six years to... by RetiQlum22008-03-18 04:58:28
                24,000 archers by Havoc2008-03-18 06:31:55
                  One phrase: Area effect spells. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 06:46:01
                    In one of our gaming sessions, the wizard killed by SnArL2008-03-18 06:55:48
                No, but I'd LOVE to hear the story! =D by shadowsystems2008-03-18 05:13:56
                  Well we went to Krynn. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 05:57:37
                    (Laughing merrily) Drowned? (giggle) by shadowsystems2008-03-18 06:24:58
          (Pulls out a Chr sheet, mech.pencil, & dice...) by shadowsystems2008-03-18 03:48:11
            :p (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-03-18 04:16:32
              No? Don't want to play? by shadowsystems2008-03-18 04:22:37
                I have no time for anything other than the game by purplepineapple2008-03-18 04:25:29
Random Programming Puzzle of the Day by Arachnid2008-03-18 02:18:36
  4 questions by Khaar2008-03-18 06:43:42
    4 answers: by Arachnid2008-03-18 11:59:19
  Ask the Mechanical Engineer. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 04:23:28
    These are, er, 'theoretical' gearboxes. by Arachnid2008-03-18 12:00:22
  Sounds like something a well-defined by EnzoMatrix2008-03-18 02:32:00
    Sort of what I'm thinking by Arachnid2008-03-18 02:44:33
      I'm told that A* is more heuristic than Dijkstra.. by EnzoMatrix2008-03-18 03:05:35
  Hand the specs back to that lazy bastidge by CynicalRyan2008-03-18 02:27:51
I can haz Groklaw? Plz kthx by Rolls2008-03-18 02:12:26
  Check your DNS settings and check the router(s) by ideur2008-03-18 03:18:04
  Loads for me. Has updates from 11, 12, 13, 15, and by Esteis2008-03-18 02:16:50
    Weird. Thanks. (n/t) by Rolls2008-03-18 02:21:00
OT... Are you kidding me, AJ? by madjo2008-03-18 01:59:28
  "Blocking Unwanted Parasites with a Hosts File" by Twitchh2008-03-18 06:56:52
    I use the exact same technique. (n/t) by shadowboy8132008-03-18 12:55:01
  You know Google Analytics is for the site owner by Arachnid2008-03-18 02:46:21
    And those stats don't tell much by toysbfun2008-03-18 02:52:32
  I think you are repeating yourself... by Electric Storm2008-03-18 02:18:00
    Google analytics is not the ad agency by madjo2008-03-18 02:34:31
  Technically speaking, your PC contacted them by Jeff_UK2008-03-18 02:17:11
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-03-18 01:45:19
  *sets up two beers for A and K* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:06:35
  'ello Treehugger by Snate2008-03-18 08:49:43
    *serves tea* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:10:15
      Mmmm, Thank You {{{Treehugger}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-03-18 09:21:06
  {{{Treehugger}}} by Nea2008-03-18 08:46:36
    Hello by afterburner2008-03-18 10:41:41
      You're welcome. :) by Nea2008-03-18 10:47:53
        That's very good. by afterburner2008-03-18 11:03:10
          Ooo... blueberry muffin... by Nea2008-03-18 12:32:20
    *serves beeeeg hot choc with cream n sprinkles* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:09:13
      Oooo... fresh bread! by Nea2008-03-18 09:19:51
        *points and snorfles* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:33:09
          Mmmm... by Nea2008-03-18 09:46:35
  *bonk* by afterburner2008-03-18 07:32:20
    *grabs a pillow* by Nea2008-03-18 09:21:16
    *places BAS nearby with snackages* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:08:28
      *slowly wakes up* by afterburner2008-03-18 10:38:19
  *YAWN* by Eboreg2008-03-18 07:26:56
    Ah never mind by Eboreg2008-03-18 08:10:48
      That was quite ick indeed by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:07:50
        Thanks for that (n/t) by Eboreg2008-03-18 09:44:47
          Ahhhhh by Eboreg2008-03-18 10:01:14
  *puts BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2008-03-18 05:56:14
    *fills mug* by Treehugger2008-03-18 09:06:56
  mornin by aprylmae2008-03-18 05:45:17
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-03-18 07:21:16
  Morning oh leafy one by y2kdragon2008-03-18 05:24:33
  morning hugger! by postaljohn2008-03-18 04:00:27
    Morning, long time no see by Treehugger2008-03-18 04:01:01
  You too? by Electric Storm2008-03-18 01:56:44
    *serves hot choc* by Treehugger2008-03-18 01:59:34
      None ! by Electric Storm2008-03-18 02:02:56
        That's even more nasty! by Treehugger2008-03-18 02:05:27
          With any luck the bugs will be low by Electric Storm2008-03-18 02:10:14
          *readies BAS IV * by Electric Storm2008-03-18 02:08:25
  Good morning/ evening/ whatevering by vectorz2008-03-18 01:56:16
    Thanks for the cheese. Good and yummy, by klar_at_work2008-03-18 02:05:54
    *serves GAP* by Treehugger2008-03-18 01:58:59
      Especially night train by vectorz2008-03-18 02:21:29
        and the sushi wasn't bad either ;) by madjo2008-03-18 02:36:17
          Likewise by vectorz2008-03-18 04:38:25
            as long as you don't take a duck in the face by madjo2008-03-18 04:45:53
  Morning chick! by syren2008-03-18 01:48:21
    G'mornin by Treehugger2008-03-18 01:52:04
      Everyone and everything...posted to LJ. by syren2008-03-18 01:57:48
  morning by Klymer2008-03-18 01:47:36
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-03-18 01:51:34
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-03-18 01:00:01
TTGTB (n/t) by taitano2008-03-18 00:56:08
A fair image comparison between different digicams by dennismv2008-03-18 00:49:12
  Take two pictures of... by RetiQlum22008-03-18 05:10:12
  Hmmm ... by ideur2008-03-18 01:16:12
  Prints by desiredusername2008-03-18 01:04:33
  suggestions by c3po2008-03-18 00:58:52
Not fair! by Khaar2008-03-18 00:45:38
  Well, it's installed. by Khaar2008-03-18 01:44:05
It's *snowing*? by Khaar2008-03-18 00:19:53
  I think we need to readjust the year. by afterburner2008-03-18 07:37:53
  weather.com says the weather for my area will by glitch2008-03-18 03:31:21
  Just like last year.... by chaotic2008-03-18 02:03:23
    It was snowing here too this morning by chaotic2008-03-18 02:24:05
      I didn't see any snow falling here, by aix tom2008-03-18 02:42:51
  Heh. by purplepineapple2008-03-18 00:30:36
    Yup, stoopid weather... by intrinsic2008-03-18 01:35:54
  And where are you? by merfax2008-03-18 00:22:50
  *gives Khaar some head by Klaranth2008-03-18 00:21:06
    Now you all show know better by y2kdragon2008-03-18 05:23:34
      ... considering the one posting .... by klar_at_work2008-03-18 06:44:26
    KLAR! WHEN I CATCH YOU YOU'RE DEAD! (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-18 02:58:31
      What? You need some, too? by klar_at_work2008-03-18 04:19:24
      XD XD XD BAH HAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahaha*DIES* by shadowsystems2008-03-18 03:37:11
    ooooh matron! Naughty. (n/t) by Treehugger2008-03-18 02:21:08
    *dies laughing* by syren2008-03-18 02:07:37
    *prust* cleaning monitors (n/t) by c3po2008-03-18 01:08:11
    KLAAAAAAAAAR!!!! You owe me a new monitor! by taitano2008-03-18 00:54:02
      meh, you're leaving for Guam soon, anyway .... :P (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-03-18 01:13:11
    !O.O! (Sprays his drink out his nose) XD BAH HAHHA by shadowsystems2008-03-18 00:49:40
Uficle: Second-hand car buying and price negotiati by purplepineapple2008-03-18 00:17:04
  I'd be leary by y2kdragon2008-03-18 05:22:26
  sleepy time for ---------------------------------> (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-03-18 04:44:53
  That sounds awfully high. by RetiQlum22008-03-18 04:35:31
    No, not high. by purplepineapple2008-03-18 04:37:05
      In the US, I think that would be high... by jdelphiki2008-03-18 05:27:15
  Compared to prices in Sweden by shargo2008-03-18 03:50:40
    I'll be getting a machanic to check it over by purplepineapple2008-03-18 04:23:45
  11.5k for a 60k mile car by joecrouse2008-03-18 02:23:31
    For a corolla? by Control2008-03-18 14:07:43
    Uh, I'm using Aussie $. by purplepineapple2008-03-18 02:35:25
      the USD, CAD and AUD are very close to each other by UnFair2008-03-18 04:14:59
        Yeah... by purplepineapple2008-03-18 04:18:37
          In Germany you avoid driving long distances by UnFair2008-03-18 05:53:39
  Meh. by purplepineapple2008-03-18 00:29:11
    you might be able to clean the stain out of it by ihavebigpiranha2008-03-18 01:14:49
      Yeah I'll give it a go by purplepineapple2008-03-18 01:18:49
And even FURTHER analyses reveals. . . by taitano2008-03-18 00:12:53
  Dude, dude, dude... major misspelling! by etwas_egal2008-03-18 20:52:16
Gah! I'm stuck on level eight. by Snate2008-03-18 00:09:11
  I made it past eight, now I think it's TTGTB (n/t) by Snate2008-03-18 00:22:00
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-03-18 00:03:27
  New question: by cuboci2008-03-18 01:03:55
    Donald Knuth. by Esteis2008-03-18 01:30:05
  OT: I won't be around tomorrow morning... by Count_02008-03-18 00:05:42
    I'll do it if I remember. by Snate2008-03-18 00:07:10
      You can certainly post it if you want. by Nea2008-03-18 09:12:31
Translations by Nea2008-03-18 00:01:02
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by madjo2008-03-18 01:53:11
    By MadJo by madjo2008-03-18 01:53:31
  Deutsch / German by Petrus2008-03-18 00:52:14
    In the Dutch translation section by madjo2008-03-18 04:41:08
    Niederländs, durch Esteis. by Esteis2008-03-18 04:32:56
      oh... my ... god by chaotic2008-03-18 07:53:05
        German — as butchered by a Dutchman. by Esteis2008-03-18 10:54:21
        should be Dutch (Niederländs ;))))) (n/t) by Zoxer2008-03-18 09:15:06
    by vertigo-1 by vertigo-12008-03-18 01:18:20
      Nicht Erwin... by Petrus2008-03-18 01:32:56
        schläft man da ein? (n/t) by Klymer2008-03-18 01:55:44
          ja (n/t) by bones02008-03-18 03:43:21
    Mein Versuch by Petrus2008-03-18 01:13:07
    Wofür by vertigo-12008-03-18 01:11:27
      Deutsche Ordnung ;-) by Petrus2008-03-18 01:28:12
      lange ist es her by c3po2008-03-18 01:14:20
        Aha, by vertigo-12008-03-18 01:20:02
    ach nee, ich hab heut kopfweh by c3po2008-03-18 01:06:56
      Dein Omnicode... by Petrus2008-03-18 01:35:48
        in zeiten der emanzipation dürfen auch männer mal by Klymer2008-03-18 01:55:09
        :-P (n/t) by c3po2008-03-18 01:39:17
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