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Cartoon for Mar 02, 2008
Strip for Mar 02, 2008
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Tick. . . talk. . . tick. . . talk. . . tick. . . by taitano2008-03-02 23:51:17
US Military query: by taitano2008-03-02 23:20:14
  AFCYBER by maddoxa2008-03-04 09:25:11
  RE: US Military Query by AnimeJ2008-03-03 06:34:20
w00t! by PSYCHOI3OY2008-03-02 22:50:15
  welcome to epsilon-delta! (no, it's not a fraterni by shminux2008-03-02 22:55:37
    "For every delta, there is an epsilon." by etwas_egal2008-03-02 23:19:24
      Beta? You're barely an Alpha! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-02 23:37:11
What browser do you use, and why? by Skelwar2008-03-02 22:30:35
  Opera (despite my username) by firefoxdude2008-03-10 14:51:31
  Firefox... by taitano2008-03-02 23:54:56
  FF and OffByOne by imWACC02008-03-02 23:31:33
  Opera, for spatial navigation. by Esteis2008-03-02 23:29:00
  links preferred by etwas_egal2008-03-02 23:21:59
    *tries to imagine pop-up ads in CLI mode...* by Myke2008-03-02 23:22:47
      "a script on this page is attempting to open..." by etwas_egal2008-03-02 23:25:29
  Opera by vectorz2008-03-02 23:13:03
  Firefox 3B3 by Myke2008-03-02 23:07:24
    __ by ka22008-03-03 22:49:42
    BTW: B3 is VERY good, esp compared to B2 (n/t) by Myke2008-03-02 23:07:49
  I use Opera. by rhinobird2008-03-02 22:49:57
    Strange, my FFis very fast, better than IE anyway! by MrXavia2008-03-02 23:00:36
      Depends on your CPU... and other stuff by Myke2008-03-02 23:09:41
        You of all people would be by Peace_man2008-03-02 23:17:55
          Latency... and stupidly-modal dialogs. (n/t) by Myke2008-03-02 23:21:52
  switched to FF from IE. by mekkanik_mike2008-03-02 22:41:57
ATTN: Hieraco by rhinobird2008-03-02 22:29:02
Grrrrrrrrr! I can't tell if it's Firefox or Yahoo. by taitano2008-03-02 21:51:49
  It's Yahoo. by Skelwar2008-03-02 21:52:44
    I'd have to agree by intrinsic2008-03-02 22:11:17
      Yahoo has some dodgy script running by kreepykrawly2008-03-02 23:26:49
        yahoo coders by JJ132008-03-03 02:19:38
Peace_Man, while you're still awake: by sgrunt2008-03-02 21:36:17
  Threadjack: hey Peace_Man... by Lab raT2008-03-02 22:15:13
    Good to hear you want to play with her. by Peace_man2008-03-02 22:44:27
      She just has so much energy. The dog park here by Lab raT2008-03-02 22:56:05
  Sounds like a good idea. (n/t) by Peace_man2008-03-02 21:44:25
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-03-02 21:00:01
That was an exhausting weekend. by Peace_man2008-03-02 19:48:33
  closest I got to that.. by Garrinka2008-03-02 20:03:18
    Well, it was exhausting, but fun. by Peace_man2008-03-02 21:36:22
  Try Irish Setters sometimes. by RetiQlum22008-03-02 19:58:06
    Oh, I know about setters. by Peace_man2008-03-02 21:34:26
      Sometime read the book... by RetiQlum22008-03-02 23:46:06
        BTW: He was briefly married into my family. by RetiQlum22008-03-02 23:48:06
warning.. warning... underwear alert! :) by Garrinka2008-03-02 19:35:47
I HATE VISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by adiplomat2008-03-02 19:16:29
  My condolences.... by MrXavia2008-03-02 20:55:44
  *Upgrades your non-Vista PC to Vista.* by hadji2008-03-02 19:23:56
    *runs away from hadji* by RetiQlum22008-03-02 19:51:25
    *snerk* Vista isn't even compatible with Vista. by taitano2008-03-02 19:25:58
  Goodnight, UFies. (n/t) by adiplomat2008-03-02 19:22:56
Newton =Jedi natural philosopher? by adiplomat2008-03-02 19:06:20
  The force was strong with that one. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-02 19:09:04
. . . *beep* . . . *beep* . . . *beepbeep* . . . by hadji2008-03-02 18:54:42
  Hadji? by Skelwar2008-03-02 21:55:05
  hmm, do I hear someone texting over there?? (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2008-03-02 21:11:22
  Go ahead, you'll be malfunctioning within a day, by taitano2008-03-02 19:24:10
  *looks at what hadji is doing* by sgrunt2008-03-02 18:57:57
    :-D (n/t) by hadji2008-03-02 19:24:38
  *puts Wile E. Coyote to chase hadji* (n/t) by joresgump2008-03-02 18:57:54
    Sends ACME Road Runner O Matic (TM) by adiplomat2008-03-02 19:13:26
  Sputnik rises again? (n/t) by adiplomat2008-03-02 18:55:45
Oh no! Jeff Healey dead at 41! :-( by kahuana2008-03-02 17:43:58
  A real pity about Jeff, by moongoddess2008-03-02 20:30:08
  he was really good .. that is a sad thing.. by Garrinka2008-03-02 19:57:22
  And my UPS isn't taking the news very well... (n/t by kahuana2008-03-02 17:45:18
Coding problem by Arivia2008-03-02 17:29:05
  "&ps" -> "ps" (n/t) by sgrunt2008-03-02 17:33:29
    Yep. (n/t) by vdp2008-03-02 17:36:49
Anyone know where I can find a dispenser like the by taitano2008-03-02 17:23:55
  GIYF. by kahuana2008-03-02 17:36:17
    Hmmm. . . No good. . . Nope. . . Huh, interesting, by taitano2008-03-02 19:32:59
Oh great UFicle, my Google foo is weak! by daemon_poet2008-03-02 15:59:17
  That is one of those things that... by RetiQlum22008-03-02 16:17:04
    One other thing: get a better book. by RetiQlum22008-03-02 16:19:13
Argh, mail problems. by MrTrick2008-03-02 15:36:57
  Hosts? by MrTrick2008-03-02 16:47:10
    put [brackets] round the hostname by JJ132008-03-03 02:47:43
  What does dig say? (n/t) by Didactylos2008-03-02 15:59:57
    This: by MrTrick2008-03-02 16:23:22
  oh, and 'host -t mx corpdomain' fails. by MrTrick2008-03-02 15:46:36
Forget the Hugh Jackman eye candy. by Spud2008-03-02 15:36:52
  Wine that tastes like diesel? by adiplomat2008-03-02 18:55:11
*sigh* I think she's playing games with me. by Phoon2008-03-02 15:15:10
  relax life might have thrown a curve ball to her by joecrouse2008-03-02 17:59:41
  You are being too pushy. by RetiQlum22008-03-02 15:46:00
  Don't push it by vdp2008-03-02 15:33:46
  I am *NOT* having a good day. by Phoon2008-03-02 15:29:05
    Ask, no. Expect, maybe. (n/t) by adiplomat2008-03-02 19:17:30
    Forget it. I'm going home. (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-02 15:34:54
What is that rift? by imWACC02008-03-02 15:13:59
  This is what immediately sprang to mind by radiowave9112008-03-02 16:49:44
    .. and now for something completely different by imWACC02008-03-02 19:35:37
      Cool :-) by Snate2008-03-02 20:59:52
    Yes, Smoke On The Wasser by imWACC02008-03-02 17:24:00
      Its a variation of Smoke on the Water. by joecrouse2008-03-02 19:08:24
        Tiefpurpurn by imWACC02008-03-02 19:15:58
      Ed Wasser? (n/t) by hadji2008-03-02 18:52:26
  It's not identical to by Esteis2008-03-02 16:13:56
Okay, this is seriously beginning to torque me. by Phoon2008-03-02 15:08:08
  Another steamed customer. by kahuana2008-03-02 15:12:26
    You are mighty punny today (n/t) by notdeadyet2008-03-02 18:31:18
The freezer iz finally defrosted... by moongoddess2008-03-02 14:32:54
  Hoffa steak? Hoffa bag of peas? (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-02 14:44:31
    Careful. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:45:08
      *THWAP* Bad CR, BAD (n/t) by intrinsic2008-03-02 20:42:43
      AAIIEE! (n/t) by moongoddess2008-03-02 15:47:03
      Oh dear... (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-02 14:45:57
Continuing with the theme that CynicalRyan started by hadji2008-03-02 14:11:08
  I think Hugh Jackman.. by Garrinka2008-03-02 14:31:08
    In that regard: by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:35:45
      good one :) by Garrinka2008-03-02 14:40:54
        Hello? by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:41:55
          CynicalRyan and Garrinka by hadji2008-03-02 14:47:43
            and one who could look like whomever you wanted. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-02 18:57:35
            Bad Hadji. Bad. by kahuana2008-03-02 14:54:27
              But not a minor character. (n/t) by adiplomat2008-03-02 14:56:10
              o.O by hadji2008-03-02 14:56:08
                Wouldn't have anything to do with her homicidal by adiplomat2008-03-02 14:57:47
                  "On the contrary, my dear, by Esteis2008-03-02 16:23:12
                  That's only an issue for Arachnid. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:58:43
                The only naked female in that movie, too. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:57:12
                  Not so. There were strategically placed latex by kahuana2008-03-02 14:59:42
                    The character's naked, however. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 15:01:20
            Of course the sad thing was, the one most by adiplomat2008-03-02 14:53:47
              Not true. He could only give you by hadji2008-03-02 14:57:55
                Ever read 1984? by adiplomat2008-03-02 14:59:20
                  There are FOUR lights! (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-02 16:18:10
                  Let me quote B5: by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 15:00:48
                    *sigh* by hadji2008-03-02 15:02:57
                      Oops. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 15:04:19
                        You'll watch it, and you'll ENJOY IT, young man! ( (n/t) by hadji2008-03-02 15:09:16
                          *sighs* by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 15:10:36
                            Dang, I can't. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 15:16:35
                  But in that case, it would be only you by hadji2008-03-02 15:00:28
                    only on this board could we go.. by Garrinka2008-03-02 15:03:58
            See? by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:51:18
              Also, X-Men was much more realistic in its by hadji2008-03-02 14:59:42
                So was Blade. :P by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 15:05:32
          LOL mm hmm you forgot the muscles too ;) by Garrinka2008-03-02 14:43:46
            They were implied. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:44:37
    As far as eye candy in hokey movies, I thought tha by hadji2008-03-02 14:33:25
      Eye candy, yes. But utterly horrid. by RetiQlum22008-03-02 14:47:27
        what cleavage?? on Demi Moore perhaps by joecrouse2008-03-02 18:01:00
      ayep.. I definately don't swing that way :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-03-02 14:39:20
  Don't tell me you missed the pun? by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:19:35
    Of course not. by hadji2008-03-02 14:30:12
      Good. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:34:21
        That's why vampires stay away from me. by hadji2008-03-02 14:38:39
          Unless they are Chinese vampires. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:41:08
Think "Cryogenic Oxidizer". by kelli2172008-03-02 14:01:00
  There are other cryogenic oxidizers? by raptor_872008-03-02 14:10:16
SpamCop started sucking. by IByte2008-03-02 13:19:59
  mx.g != smtp1.g by systemsjoe2008-03-02 14:06:33
  that's because mx.google.com IS fake by Freakazoid2008-03-02 13:37:23
  You don't think by Didactylos2008-03-02 13:34:53
    It's my legitimate mail, sent TO Gmail. by IByte2008-03-02 14:21:09
      If it's not spam, why are you reporting it? (n/t) by Didactylos2008-03-02 14:24:37
        I'm not. by IByte2008-03-02 15:06:39
          They changed it again? by Didactylos2008-03-02 15:58:58
        Food for thought: by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:29:14
Hey Myke, a LOLcat I'm sure you'll like by ixeian2008-03-02 13:12:31
  I liked the one on "15th Century Routing" by carl522008-03-02 13:46:46
    Yeah, that's a nice one too by ixeian2008-03-02 14:08:40
  pwn :) (n/t) by Myke2008-03-02 13:33:25
What is 18 down? (n/t) by bohr2008-03-02 13:02:35
  in the future, check the board by Freakazoid2008-03-02 13:08:16
  (x - 18) to go, of course. (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-02 13:08:05
    Still don't get it. by bohr2008-03-02 13:24:24
      Because it is wrong? by oldphart2008-03-02 15:20:39
      The three letters by hadji2008-03-02 14:14:33
        Which isn't combustible. by werehatrack2008-03-02 18:46:50
      Sorry, I don't know the answer myself. by Esteis2008-03-02 13:28:08
        BIG hint by ChuckAB2008-03-02 14:06:55
          Thanks to all of you. by bohr2008-03-02 15:15:15
Hooray, me! by Bastetsmuse2008-03-02 12:34:44
  Oh, and congrats on by moongoddess2008-03-02 12:39:13
  At least they ate... by moongoddess2008-03-02 12:38:14
    get thee a rice cooker by roadhog2008-03-02 13:08:51
      I dunno... if I'm just cooking for me, by moongoddess2008-03-02 13:10:11
        It's not by kyrasantae2008-03-02 15:29:05
    Yeah, they ate - after by Bastetsmuse2008-03-02 12:52:57
Something I find unsatisfying about Dracula by hadji2008-03-02 12:09:00
  I can see why he would not do that by veran2008-03-02 16:44:09
  Ah, the stubborn blindness of love by moongoddess2008-03-02 12:17:58
    or denial of illness or misfortune .. by Garrinka2008-03-02 12:25:01
      Harker doesn't seem the sort to deny, though. by hadji2008-03-02 12:41:30
        that involved himself though.. by Garrinka2008-03-02 12:49:44
          All the points that you and others are making are by hadji2008-03-02 12:58:40
            maybe... by moongoddess2008-03-02 13:08:45
              Just in this case, though. That's what I find uns by hadji2008-03-02 13:10:48
                I've found that no matter how intelligent by moongoddess2008-03-02 13:16:09
                  Ain't that the truth! (n/t) by Diorama2008-03-02 21:09:40
            understood :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-03-02 13:00:40
              I guess my opinion is colored by my mom. by hadji2008-03-02 13:08:55
      True enough... by moongoddess2008-03-02 12:29:46
        I knew someone who tried that once... by Bastetsmuse2008-03-02 12:35:55
          Hope that's not the case in by moongoddess2008-03-02 12:40:09
            Hope not too, but she's heading by Bastetsmuse2008-03-02 12:54:12
    Hey! Speaking of books . . . by hadji2008-03-02 12:19:24
      some... by moongoddess2008-03-02 12:24:16
        Meh . . . by hadji2008-03-02 12:46:00
          I've given you advice on that you nooblet ;) by Garrinka2008-03-02 12:50:50
            But . . . but . . . but . . . by hadji2008-03-02 12:55:53
              Ah, The short story... by moongoddess2008-03-02 13:12:34
                Well, it pretty much goes like this . . . by hadji2008-03-02 13:21:33
                  all a short story is .. is a more concise form .. by Garrinka2008-03-02 13:27:57
Uficle: open source text analysis by etwas_egal2008-03-02 12:08:14
  W00t: project *finally* found! by etwas_egal2008-03-02 23:08:12
Epic Fail by moongoddess2008-03-02 12:06:04
I'm amused. by dodrian2008-03-02 11:27:56
  Shouldn't this be a "boatload"? by rhl20002008-03-02 12:57:43
  It's not as bad as the guy who ran for by kyrasantae2008-03-02 12:25:56
  please ask him by langly2008-03-02 11:41:31
    Or how much the title of Student Union President by kahuana2008-03-02 12:05:43
      how true :D (n/t) by langly2008-03-02 12:16:57
Met a kid of about 7 on the train the other day. by Esteis2008-03-02 11:07:58
  Heh, sounds like my naephew. by taitano2008-03-02 11:19:14
    remember hon.. kids need to be kids :) by Garrinka2008-03-02 11:26:06
      8^) That's my point. . . by taitano2008-03-02 12:17:44
      yes time to explore. Not to watch TV. by Karl-henrik2008-03-02 11:41:42
        depends on how impressionable the person is.. by Garrinka2008-03-02 11:52:39
    s/naephew/nephew (n/t) by taitano2008-03-02 11:20:00
  just wait till that kid gets to be a teenager ;) by Garrinka2008-03-02 11:17:09
    Hee hee hee! by Esteis2008-03-02 11:39:44
      hon I hate to burst your bubble but its happening by Garrinka2008-03-02 11:46:37
        Sorry, you're right. I don't know how that by Esteis2008-03-02 12:53:32
          hon its all good *hugs* :) by Garrinka2008-03-02 12:58:27
        7th grade is a change? by etwas_egal2008-03-02 12:23:31
          there will *always* be some people .. by Garrinka2008-03-02 12:33:08
            Agreed on the responsibility by etwas_egal2008-03-02 12:40:06
              true .. when the veil has been lifted... by Garrinka2008-03-02 12:54:41
        well mischief don't have to be about that.. by Karl-henrik2008-03-02 11:49:47
      Oh I don't know... by Karl-henrik2008-03-02 11:46:02
    HEY! by taitano2008-03-02 11:20:46
      *snerk* I meant that in a mischievous way .. :) by Garrinka2008-03-02 11:22:14
W:ET newbies around? by Klaranth2008-03-02 11:02:10
  I should have listened to reti by Nightwind2008-03-02 12:55:34
  Boomies afterward? by themadkansan2008-03-02 11:18:15
  I might make a surprise visit. by Deverant2008-03-02 11:16:11
    I think it's not a surprise visit anymore. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 11:16:59
I think my parents are trying too hard on me. by Skelwar2008-03-02 11:00:56
  If you live under their roof.... by Hieraco2008-03-02 19:19:20
    I know what you mean, I know how good I have it. by Skelwar2008-03-02 21:50:43
  After reading earlier posts in this thread by shargo2008-03-02 14:40:38
    Too bad I don't have my German textbook w/ me by kyrasantae2008-03-02 14:45:50
      German kids have to go to the school by UnFair2008-03-02 16:31:50
  Bed at midnight? At 16? by lex_icon2008-03-02 12:20:30
    I never had really strict rules. by Skelwar2008-03-02 13:22:54
  Without more information by desiredusername2008-03-02 12:07:34
    Sounds like they're trying to have a quiet by Twitchh2008-03-02 12:17:49
      I'm not even shouting stuff like that. by Skelwar2008-03-02 13:21:50
      My mom had a different problem that was the same by etwas_egal2008-03-02 12:33:22
  And yet, you get by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 11:04:16
    When I tried talking to my dad, he began shouting! by Skelwar2008-03-02 11:15:04
      What was he shouting? (n/t) by DrDeisel2008-03-02 11:31:24
        Something about me being too loud on purpose. by Skelwar2008-03-02 11:37:08
          Is there anyway your friend could turn his volume by DrDeisel2008-03-02 11:39:23
          simple solution by Karl-henrik2008-03-02 11:38:57
            I COULD do that, but no... by Skelwar2008-03-02 11:56:17
              True, but you should be able to learn that right? by Karl-henrik2008-03-02 12:12:06
                Sure, I can change, but I'm p*ssed because of him. by Skelwar2008-03-02 13:18:58
                  So don't talk to him. Just make the adjustments by DrDeisel2008-03-02 13:28:13
                    I'm not sure myself. by Skelwar2008-03-02 13:33:01
                      Perhaps you should review your behavior.. by desiredusername2008-03-02 14:30:31
                      Does your TV have a headphone jack? by DrDeisel2008-03-02 13:43:54
                        Also - are there particular shows he likes to by DrDeisel2008-03-02 13:45:54
                          Anyway, I'll check back here later. A program my by DrDeisel2008-03-02 13:52:12
                            Three problems with that. by Skelwar2008-03-02 14:08:57
                              First - Check and see - if not on the TV, by DrDeisel2008-03-02 17:23:11
                                Eh? by Skelwar2008-03-02 21:59:27
                                It helps build a relationship by desiredusername2008-03-02 22:26:31
                                Makes sense now. by Skelwar2008-03-02 22:32:57
Changing brain patterns as we age?.*ponders* by Garrinka2008-03-02 10:49:55
  They way math is "taught" has changed too. by kahuana2008-03-02 12:13:21
    "New Math"? by Rolls2008-03-02 14:53:15
    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-02 19:26:07
      Moderated: open comments (n/t) by Nea2008-03-02 19:26:31
      Mods! Open comments. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:39:35
        Duh! Sorry about that. by Rolls2008-03-02 14:44:25
          No problem. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 14:45:48
  yup. by themadkansan2008-03-02 12:06:43
    Parkinson's retiring. by Rolls2008-03-02 14:14:54
Van Helsing was a stakeholder. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 10:37:06
  CynicalRyan is a UFie. (n/t) by woodburn2008-03-02 10:39:47
So I'm working on a formal lab report by kyrasantae2008-03-02 09:58:13
  "You think history is hard? by kyrasantae2008-03-02 15:32:10
    No. by Da_Pineapple2008-03-02 15:33:27
      Actually, no. by UmbralRaptor2008-03-02 15:35:16
        What's an 80s ska band got to do with it? (n/t) by excessive2008-03-02 15:36:44
          Everything. (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2008-03-02 15:41:23
  Yay! Hope it keeps going well! (n/t) by morenna2008-03-02 12:10:27
    There's three of us now... by kyrasantae2008-03-02 12:20:52
      And back to one. (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-03-02 13:45:52
That sucks - I know most of the answers by Hieraco2008-03-02 09:56:51
  W o r t h B e a n s (thats how you spell it) (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-02 10:04:59
    Might be WirthBeans... Nicklaus' new language??? (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-02 10:24:33
Please help, oh Great UFicle! by ErniePi2008-03-02 09:52:39
  Datenträgervergewaltung? by IByte2008-03-02 12:07:43
    Nice one. Made me laugh. by ErniePi2008-03-02 13:38:06
  Ouch! by chrisP2008-03-02 10:07:13
    Ha! by ErniePi2008-03-02 10:12:46
      Is this as bad as it sound? by ErniePi2008-03-02 10:14:41
        *Googles* ... Guesses: chkdsk side effect? by kahuana2008-03-02 10:20:31
          Oops... on further review, this could be bad. by kahuana2008-03-02 10:22:08
        Depends. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 10:19:13
          The drive isn't accessible in Windows by ErniePi2008-03-02 10:20:57
            For a start by chrisP2008-03-02 10:26:16
              Thanks. I'll have a look at it. by ErniePi2008-03-02 10:33:07
                Guten Hunger! by chrisP2008-03-02 10:38:32
                  Hmmm, testdisk is working and checking. by ErniePi2008-03-02 11:07:47
  OK, I'll guess I'll get a Linux LiveCD and try to by ErniePi2008-03-02 10:00:36
  Disk Manager is only showing the physical drive? by kahuana2008-03-02 09:57:25
  It's Volume Management in the English version. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 09:56:46
    Er, sorry, it's Disk Management. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 09:57:14
I bought DEFCON yesterday. Lots of fun. by Jeff_UK2008-03-02 07:48:21
  but with a lot of suspense by star warrior2008-03-02 07:51:29
  AND.. I got 'UPLINK' free! Hackers and Wargames ;) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-03-02 07:50:09
    You should check out Onlink by lassombra2008-03-02 08:11:47
      I played slavehack.. but it is too demanding! by Jeff_UK2008-03-02 08:36:15
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-03-02 07:44:16
Funny. I only got *two* of the clues. by kahuana2008-03-02 07:27:48
  It only took me two clues by Nessalc2008-03-02 09:44:31
    It was 10 and 14 across that did it for me. (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-02 09:49:48
      For 10 across by Nessalc2008-03-02 09:58:03
        Draal is not the one. (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-02 10:09:46
          Not the one what? by hadji2008-03-02 11:57:43
  13 across: How does one fit "TIM" into 15 spaces? by kahuana2008-03-02 08:33:00
    Hint... by Phoon2008-03-02 09:10:42
      Ahh. (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-02 09:48:31
You might like this: Deleting Vista! by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:59:39
  edit boot.ini by flatlander2008-03-02 07:07:26
    Not with vista. by chrisP2008-03-02 07:16:53
      I wonder where they got the idea to use "\boot" by kahuana2008-03-02 07:31:37
      oh by flatlander2008-03-02 07:18:09
    Will "BOOTSECT.BAK" do the trick? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:08:07
  bcdedit is your friend. by chrisP2008-03-02 07:05:05
    How do I use that? by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:06:41
      It should be by chrisP2008-03-02 07:14:04
So all of you who are/were having trouble with 18. by Sharku2008-03-02 06:57:03
  I have. But in German. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 06:57:38
    German is beautiful... by Silent_Sorrow2008-03-02 07:19:57
      Guess why there are no translation of todays strip by UnFair2008-03-02 07:48:00
      I know what you mean. I always use English stuff. by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:33:53
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-03-02 06:18:51
My mom broke my mic. by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:06:01
  I'll try the "Systemwiederherstellung". by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:12:04
    OK, it helped. by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:28:04
      If you did that to my wife, you'd be looking by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 07:29:47
        He'd be looking at a rapidly approaching hand. (n/ (n/t) by tallastro2008-03-02 08:21:55
          She'd be looking at her hell of a life. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 08:32:41
            Yeesh. Whatever did she do by krikkert2008-03-02 10:48:26
            Be glad you're not my kid. by tallastro2008-03-02 08:42:25
              So you would punch a child? by Karl-henrik2008-03-02 12:48:08
                Hey, if they really deserve it, go for it. by Skelwar2008-03-02 13:27:06
              Okay. *is glad* (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 08:54:43
            Have you considered talking *with* her by Twitchh2008-03-02 08:41:11
              I bet she paid for the PC, so it's not really his (n/t) by shminux2008-03-02 08:44:48
                It IS my PC, don't worry. It was pricey enough. by Skelwar2008-03-02 08:53:37
            And you'd find yourself on the street. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 08:38:41
              agreed Mom could bench 250 by joecrouse2008-03-02 09:52:54
              "kids these days" </mandatory> (n/t) by shminux2008-03-02 08:39:55
                Now I feel as old as I sound. :\ (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 08:42:26
                  It's not like I'd say those words to her. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 08:46:02
                    It's your attitude. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 08:53:04
                      She doesn't know about it. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 08:54:10
                        Wanna bet? by tallastro2008-03-02 09:20:57
                          I didn't really mean it like that. by Skelwar2008-03-02 10:56:13
                        Uh-huh. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 09:11:28
                          Well, now she knows about it. by Skelwar2008-03-02 09:12:04
    No. It's time to get even. by Tyop2008-03-02 07:27:37
      Redecorating the room? There's no space! by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:31:36
        Oh, there's always the parental override..... by shargo2008-03-02 08:38:15
          I already taught them not to do that, don't worry. by Skelwar2008-03-02 08:44:46
    To prevent it again ... by Klaranth2008-03-02 07:14:01
      That won't really help... by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:15:12
        Huh? by chrisP2008-03-02 07:19:49
          Exactly. She always does things very complicated. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:25:27
            Well ,she got YOU ..... (n/t) by Klaranth2008-03-02 08:04:08
              Hey, what's that supposed to mean? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 08:06:18
  ...maybe.... by mangor2008-03-02 06:58:36
    I could... but that isn't really what I want. by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:00:35
      ...if your mom by mangor2008-03-02 07:05:31
        I can change them back, I just don't know them. by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:06:00
          ....how about.... by mangor2008-03-02 07:10:23
  Put linux on the system Dual boot by joecrouse2008-03-02 06:51:26
    And this helps me how...? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:51:55
      Many liveCD know a lot of hardware by Tyop2008-03-02 06:59:40
        I'm certain it's not broken. by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:01:09
  Try talking to her? by somegirl2008-03-02 06:17:51
    That's not the problem. I want it to work again. by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:19:59
      That sounded wrong. by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:23:34
        Perhaps microphone boost is off? (n/t) by Tyop2008-03-02 06:34:24
          The microphone can't be found by Windows. by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:38:34
            Re-install soundcard driver. by Tyop2008-03-02 06:41:06
              Pic for reference. by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:42:32
                Tough luck. by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 06:44:06
                  No USB. It should be plug&play. It always was. (n/ (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:45:12
                    Is it plugged in? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 06:47:04
                      I'm not stupid ;-) by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:47:50
                        Time to reinstall the sound card's driver, then. ( (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 06:50:11
                          *sigh* I don't want to, but I'll have to. :-( by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:51:20
                            eek! please tell me your not running by Freakazoid2008-03-02 13:02:47
                              I'm too lazy to download other drivers. by Skelwar2008-03-02 13:28:36
                              What if it's the NIC drivers? by hadji2008-03-02 13:14:46
                                it's called: download them on another machine by Freakazoid2008-03-02 17:39:41
                                If I may quote myself: by hadji2008-03-02 18:23:34
                                *gasp* No other computers?! (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 21:51:46
                            Phew, I got around it. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 07:35:44
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-03-02 05:30:02
I fail it. by kelli2172008-03-02 05:05:20
  fail, flail, spasm! by timly2008-03-02 09:16:24
  I fail as well by reiner2008-03-02 06:54:29
    The solution to 8 across is the *full* name. by kahuana2008-03-02 07:46:33
  Me too by EndlessWaves2008-03-02 05:30:16
    Same here, by Bertram2008-03-02 05:35:45
  You know nothing?! by Skelwar2008-03-02 05:08:00
    I didn't say... by kelli2172008-03-02 05:23:39
      the Great Machine by WhiteDragon2008-03-03 06:29:38
      Well, the hacker in Wales certainly isn't Jimmy, by ihope1272008-03-02 05:31:35
        Problem is what kernel... by AnMaster2008-03-02 05:35:52
          Linux Kernel by ideur2008-03-02 05:37:00
            Ah then I know n/t by AnMaster2008-03-02 05:38:02
              And I still don't. (n/t) by kelli2172008-03-02 05:40:11
                His last name rhymes with 18 down (n/t) by ideur2008-03-02 05:57:31
                  Still means nothing to me. by kelli2172008-03-02 06:16:18
                    Another hint by stend2008-03-02 09:00:24
                      Eh? No, I got 18 Down. by kelli2172008-03-02 13:54:32
                  I still haven't figured out 18 down n/t by AnMaster2008-03-02 06:00:20
                    hint for 18 down by Doc7252008-03-02 06:35:15
                Hint by AnMaster2008-03-02 05:57:18
*hands in geek badge and points* by madjo2008-03-02 04:59:13
  Don't worry about that "puzzle" by ideur2008-03-02 05:35:48
  You had a badge? I want a badge too! by Skelwar2008-03-02 05:00:56
    Badges!? by rayza2008-03-02 05:15:55
      Don't feel too bad by Nessalc2008-03-02 09:48:03
      I got to play that RPG waaay back when. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-03-02 08:36:17
      A boson is a quantum particle. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 05:57:55
        specifically a particle whose wave function is by shadowboy8132008-03-02 08:09:44
18 down and 3 across? n/t by bohr2008-03-02 04:46:27
  3 across should be easy... by AnMaster2008-03-02 05:33:08
    Thanks, please help with 18 too. by bohr2008-03-02 06:23:02
      18 down is not combustable by for_junk2008-03-02 06:53:53
    WTF? 3 across IS really easy. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 06:13:42
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-03-02 04:00:01
  BaseRace the final by Klaranth2008-03-02 14:02:42
  ATTN AndyA : by Klaranth2008-03-02 13:59:34
    Done (n/t) by AndyA2008-03-02 14:47:05
Is there any chance of getting this by shadowsystems2008-03-02 02:59:07
  The answer has been posted already but it will get by Snate2008-03-02 03:05:02
<Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-02 04:17:58
  Moderated and user disabled by Arachnid2008-03-02 04:18:29
    Uhhm. The username is still visible by cokish2008-03-02 08:48:14
      Deleting the post, I guess. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-02 08:55:27
        I don't see the username when I turn off by woodburn2008-03-02 10:28:36
          Ah. My bad (n/t) by cokish2008-03-02 10:56:02
  Hey, that name is a clasic: by merfax2008-03-02 02:33:32
  Mods, childish behaviour here and a non-FYOSS word by Snate2008-03-02 02:21:50
    not tomention that it's not the right answer by cybergeek2008-03-02 02:24:37
      I think you got 14 across wrong (n/t) by cuboci2008-03-02 02:30:31
        zwha? by cybergeek2008-03-02 02:31:44
          Nope by cuboci2008-03-02 02:37:59
          Nope by Snate2008-03-02 02:37:57
            BAH by cybergeek2008-03-02 02:39:47
Attn: Ufie Parents: monitoring pc usage by chrisP2008-03-02 02:10:33
  I warned my dd about porn by telling her ... by ilve2read2008-03-02 10:13:41
    {-=< Want I should have a talk with the gent? (n/ (n/t) by joecrouse2008-03-02 19:06:05
      Why thank you. Actually, though, by ilve2read2008-03-02 20:23:26
    You know, by chrisP2008-03-02 10:32:19
  Make it clear that NO personal information is... by RetiQlum22008-03-02 09:27:17
  As suggested before here, it's really important by Twitchh2008-03-02 09:20:35
  log, dont block by Astro-g2008-03-02 08:58:21
  Dan's Guardian? by ChuckAB2008-03-02 07:23:16
  My USD 0.02: by Stuka2008-03-02 07:18:25
    Different priorities, obviously ;-). by chrisP2008-03-02 07:22:39
  When my kids turn 11, by Tyop2008-03-02 06:47:15
    my thoughts by robertltux2008-03-02 09:16:17
    That works pretty good. by kiwifruit2008-03-02 08:07:45
  I wouldn't block anything. by Skelwar2008-03-02 04:39:24
    Well, live is tough :-P by chrisP2008-03-02 06:10:03
  Open, supportive and responsability by shargo2008-03-02 03:51:13
  At eleven? Total surveillance. by Phoon2008-03-02 02:50:08
    The technical side isn't the problem. by chrisP2008-03-02 02:59:14
      Diary? Bah. by nitpickin2008-03-03 06:59:12
      What are you concerned about most? by MrXavia2008-03-02 21:28:28
      Remind anyone she talks to that by joecrouse2008-03-02 19:03:45
      Monitor the emails, yes, by confused.brit2008-03-02 10:00:20
      Is she able to understand the nets public-ness? by UnFair2008-03-02 05:25:24
        I really like the your last idea. by chrisP2008-03-02 06:22:58
      Make it very clear to her that anything that goes by Phoon2008-03-02 03:15:55
      Just make it clear, that ... by aix tom2008-03-02 03:12:22
        Your last point is one of the by chrisP2008-03-02 03:25:49
      <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-02 06:38:18
        Mod'd: double post. (n/t) by Tyop2008-03-02 06:38:40
      Surveilance is the name of the game... by kaelendra2008-03-02 03:07:06
  IANAP, but... by cybergeek2008-03-02 02:46:35
    Well, I'm not overly worried. by chrisP2008-03-02 03:04:45
      I'm just wondering how an 11 year old... by lex_icon2008-03-02 11:57:51
        Easy. by chrisP2008-03-02 12:25:15
          Considered using something like net-nanny? by lex_icon2008-03-02 12:45:37
Great geek survey, part deux by Bertram2008-03-02 01:50:57
  Modding an Advice Forum by lex_icon2008-03-02 14:57:34
  I'm not really sure. . . by taitano2008-03-02 12:46:13
  I'm an unpublished Author... by moongoddess2008-03-02 11:52:21
  Web application developer by IByte2008-03-02 11:36:02
  Currently unemployed newly qualified IT Technician by confused.brit2008-03-02 10:08:15
  Theatrical light/sound/set design (n/t) by leistico2008-03-02 10:02:45
  Security guard by PsychoI3oy2008-03-02 09:58:43
  Machine Operator. by themadkansan2008-03-02 09:29:04
  gas station crew member by robertltux2008-03-02 09:21:12
  I desing, build and program drug pushing robots. by RetiQlum22008-03-02 09:16:10
  code monkey (n/t) by Astro-g2008-03-02 09:01:54
    "Code Monkey like fritos..." :) (n/t) by lex_icon2008-03-02 14:58:36
  High School Band Teacher (n/t) by thebaroness2008-03-02 08:27:35
  Internet Service Provider by azander2008-03-02 08:05:31
  The Government gives me money to be a geek. by Eroen2008-03-02 07:12:49
  professional geek (n/t) by aram5352008-03-02 06:39:20
  Software Development Lab Manager by Derek2008-03-02 06:33:35
  Does college student count? by SubMarine2008-03-02 06:18:49
  Credit Manager for an Oil and Gas by Klaranth2008-03-02 05:18:20
  Things to helicopters. by vetitice2008-03-02 05:13:57
  EMT at the Austrian Red Cross by yazdi2008-03-02 04:45:08
  Army by snake2008-03-02 04:12:40
  IT Specialist (surveillance) (n/t) by SnowStar2008-03-02 03:00:14
  Field Service Engineer. by Tomo2008-03-02 02:59:57
  Tech support, moving to network security soon (n/t) by intrinsic2008-03-02 02:52:23
  Software developer (n/t) by cuboci2008-03-02 02:40:01
  I'm a student. by dodrian2008-03-02 02:38:08
  Internet Security by merfax2008-03-02 02:30:56
  Unemployed (n/t) by shargo2008-03-02 02:15:39
  Metrology. by Tyop2008-03-02 01:55:41
Got the all and the Easter Egg too \o/ by Snate2008-03-02 01:47:09
  I'm still missing 13 across and 3 down. (n/t) by hadji2008-03-02 01:50:43
    Spoilers by Snate2008-03-02 01:53:35
      Yeah, I figured out that much for 13, by hadji2008-03-02 01:56:02
        Spoiler by Snate2008-03-02 01:57:44
          Yah, just found his full name in the credits. :-) (n/t) by hadji2008-03-02 02:00:46
    But I just figured out what the easter egg has to by hadji2008-03-02 01:52:06
  s/Got the/Got them/ by Snate2008-03-02 01:48:48
Anyone got 18 down? by Snate2008-03-02 01:35:06
  I think I get it. by Snate2008-03-02 01:40:52
    Isn't that comestible? (n/t) by tallastro2008-03-02 06:18:50
    Or on a space shuttle. (n/t) by hadji2008-03-02 01:42:43
      The pun was used near by Macrobiotic2008-03-02 01:45:01
  Mwahahahahahaha! by hadji2008-03-02 01:38:10
    Quibble by werehatrack2008-03-02 18:44:22
  Is easy! :-) (n/t) by ideur2008-03-02 01:37:49
Missing 12,13 across and 9,18 down :-/ (n/t) by cuboci2008-03-02 01:21:58
  I havn't tried it yet ;P (n/t) by aberbob2008-03-02 08:31:06
  I'm stuck on (among others) 10 across. by hadji2008-03-02 01:34:49
    Spoiler by Snate2008-03-02 01:36:22
      doh! by hadji2008-03-02 01:41:12
  9 down (spoiler) by hadji2008-03-02 01:31:06
    Re: 9 down (spoiler) by SCSimmons2008-03-02 07:57:25
  12 across (spoiler) by hadji2008-03-02 01:29:41
    Yeah, found the reference but not the word itself by cuboci2008-03-02 01:31:33
  I've got all the across & I'm missing 9 & 18 down. (n/t) by Snate2008-03-02 01:24:56
Insomnia strikes again by shadowboy8132008-03-02 01:10:45
  me too! by cybergeek2008-03-02 03:14:41
Yay, a crossword for my birthday! (n/t) by Arivia2008-03-02 01:09:12
  happy birthday! I hope the cake isn't a lie! (n/t) by morenna2008-03-02 07:03:54
  :) by Danu2008-03-02 01:15:51
  Happy Birthday (n/t) by Snate2008-03-02 01:09:57
Gah! I know I've heard "Pad four, please!" before by Snate2008-03-02 01:00:04
  Try this by wabewalker2008-03-02 01:14:30
    Thanks by Snate2008-03-02 01:16:42
  I've got all but one (# 15) of the across done. by Snate2008-03-02 01:03:14
Bah! too hard for now.... by bluedog9872008-03-02 01:00:04
  *Spoiler* - Solution Key - *Spoiler* by Doc7252008-03-02 05:08:17
    Cheers! I knew if i procrastinated long enough by bluedog9872008-03-02 16:06:13
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-03-02 01:00:01
As always, going down is much easier than getting by Danu2008-03-02 00:43:18
  Is it Friday yet? (n/t) by hadji2008-03-02 02:02:47
    Bad hadji, bad! by Snate2008-03-02 02:04:08
      Boys,boys, boys, t'was a river I was thinking of. by Danu2008-03-02 09:40:28
  Across has been easier for me so far (n/t) by Snate2008-03-02 00:55:28
    I could only come up with two answers for across, by Danu2008-03-02 01:12:05
The Jury for March 2008 by Illiad2008-03-02 00:42:00
How smart is Steam's update process? by Phoon2008-03-02 00:15:04
  GAAAAAH! *stab* *stab* *stab* by Phoon2008-03-02 00:29:33
    Okay, apparently it did *some* good. by Phoon2008-03-02 00:32:23
      'tis all the ads.. I'll join you stabbing steam. ( (n/t) by Ex0h2008-03-02 00:58:52
        Bah. by Phoon2008-03-02 01:16:06
          Steam over dialup? by Macrobiotic2008-03-02 01:48:28
            I had to do it from a ship. by Tomo2008-03-02 02:56:02
              Ouch. You win. by Phoon2008-03-02 03:13:19
                Make sure you *play* the game momentarily by Tomo2008-03-02 04:55:10
  No worries by Askerl2008-03-02 00:25:09
Hmmm, I only know a few of these. (n/t) by Snate2008-03-02 00:10:22
  I know very few them by shadowboy8132008-03-02 00:39:00
Boooooooooo by CrunchyFerrett2008-03-02 00:05:59
  What if all the answers are dirty? (n/t) by merfax2008-03-02 00:08:37
    Dirty as in... by Skelwar2008-03-02 13:38:30
Translations by Nea2008-03-02 00:01:01
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2008-03-02 00:00:24
Question of the Day! by kickstart2008-03-02 00:00:04
  A scene from "Groundhog Day" comes to mind. :) (n/ (n/t) by rorajoey2008-03-02 21:11:24
  Make small talk. Don't ask for her phone or e-mail by Esteis2008-03-02 13:03:28
  Say, loudly"You have some nerve..." by moongoddess2008-03-02 12:35:26
  I pretend i didnt reconise them and keep on walkin by confused.brit2008-03-02 10:13:14
  Tell them why I have not been around town for 20 y by Hieraco2008-03-02 09:52:41
  Remain polite, but not friendly. Excuse myself by DrDeisel2008-03-02 09:06:27
  "afk" (n/t) by Skelwar2008-03-02 05:00:06
  "I don't have time ..." (n/t) by parker2008-03-02 03:13:20
  Say? by divide by zero2008-03-02 01:50:19
    Seconded. (n/t) by raptor_872008-03-02 07:51:41
    as they say on chan numbah four: /thread (n/t) by cybergeek2008-03-02 02:47:17
  Going to get some cigarettes? by Bertram2008-03-02 01:34:13
  "Gotta go." by hadji2008-03-02 00:29:33
  I have to go return some videotapes (n/t) by shadowboy8132008-03-02 00:27:46
  Poor memory - I'd have to get to know them again by Danu2008-03-02 00:25:24
  Jiggle my son a little bit after eating by schwing12008-03-02 00:12:03
  Act like I got a cell phone call by secris2008-03-02 00:06:31
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-03-02 00:00:01
  TheWaitresswhinedattheradiostarrealllllyhard by Medentic2008-03-02 01:03:00
    Same sort of mustardy colour in Konqueror by rhakeios2008-03-02 02:58:19

 

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