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that is how things should work by c3po2008-02-14 23:39:51
Win95 + VPC2007 by SlyW2008-02-14 21:52:15
  Ubuntu 7.10 Live CD + VPC2007 by SlyW2008-02-14 22:38:27
    virtualization is for by ka22008-02-15 17:44:41
    On the mainframe. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 23:57:41
  I would have posted from it... by SlyW2008-02-14 21:52:55
Hey DR! (and other gun nuts among you lot) by Control2008-02-14 21:38:56
What now? by DrDeisel2008-02-14 21:34:36
  Is there any termination clause in that contract? by Bastetsmuse2008-02-14 22:29:58
    Agreed by abaron2008-02-14 22:36:23
I hate when my predictions come true. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 21:08:05
  Hugs! Lots and lots of them. by morguerabbit2008-02-15 17:13:44
  {{{RetiQlum2}}} sorry... by abaron2008-02-14 22:44:47
  ::sends my Doberman to give by Bastetsmuse2008-02-14 22:06:30
  *puts on a wig* {{{{RetiQlum12}}}} *takes off wig* (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-14 21:50:52
  I'm not a girl... and certianly not pretty... by mekkanik_mike2008-02-14 21:46:48
  I have no pretty girl hugs to offer... by toysbfun2008-02-14 21:21:19
  Go checkout my shiny happy valentines posted by lab rat2008-02-14 21:15:22
Any embedded linux guys around? by amp_man2008-02-14 21:03:19
  You probably don't need a special libc by hobbs2008-02-15 00:00:48
  This rings a bell by merfax2008-02-14 23:44:23
    DSL for example? by karl-henrik2008-02-14 23:51:46
  This rings a bell by merfax2008-02-14 23:43:31
  *starts with uClibc* by amp_man2008-02-14 21:20:27
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-02-14 21:00:02
  Mentirita please. On hadji's tab. (n/t) by lab rat2008-02-14 21:17:59
  There's something I don't get. by hadji2008-02-14 21:04:58
    ooooooooooo by mekkanik_mike2008-02-14 21:45:12
    *groan* by amp_man2008-02-14 21:14:46
      Can I have two, please? by hadji2008-02-14 21:21:47
Attn: Lab Rat by imWACC02008-02-14 20:55:51
  Received-Thanks! (n/t) by lab rat2008-02-14 21:12:56
Oh great Uficle, answer me this: by Bastetsmuse2008-02-14 20:20:29
  Depends by Lady-Luna2008-02-14 20:36:05
    Was deleted off the phone by Bastetsmuse2008-02-14 20:56:41
      Contact the carrier? by amp_man2008-02-14 21:16:10
  Don't have a definitive answer, but that sounds by hadji2008-02-14 20:23:24
Latecomer's photo caption contest. by hadji2008-02-14 20:01:00
  Lanes? Where we're going, we don't need lanes. (n/ (n/t) by abaron2008-02-14 23:25:48
  Are you in good hands? (n/t) by divide by zero2008-02-14 20:42:57
  "Next time, I'm driving the Bradley." (n/t) by themadkansan2008-02-14 20:12:15
  Ramming speed! (n/t) by radiowave9112008-02-14 20:11:30
  Fire phasers!! (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 20:05:51
  "I love public transport!" by MrTrick2008-02-14 20:05:46
    This is the last day of my class. by hadji2008-02-14 20:42:49
      Sorry, I meant TOMORROW (Friday) is the last day. (n/t) by hadji2008-02-14 20:43:44
SOT-Geek Love-M: Finite Simple Group by divide by zero2008-02-14 19:51:47
  Wiki link/lyrics by imWACC02008-02-14 21:04:08
    I like this one better. by hadji2008-02-14 21:08:14
  Listening to them do that A Capella is full of win (n/t) by williamashbless2008-02-14 19:55:27
    Indeed by divide by zero2008-02-14 20:48:32
{{{{{{ hugs the board }}}}}} by Garrinka2008-02-14 19:50:13
  {{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}} by wabbit652008-02-14 19:55:29
Anybody else have on those moments where everyone by toysbfun2008-02-14 19:26:10
  I notice that more when- by hax80r2008-02-14 19:35:16
Shiny Happy Valentines!! by Lab raT2008-02-14 19:12:00
  Ooh! Shiny cuteness! (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-14 19:17:37
    Gotta make te best out of my lame social life (n/t by Lab raT2008-02-14 19:31:07
  tee hee :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-02-14 19:15:53
    The expression on the orange cat's face is by Lab raT2008-02-14 19:33:57
      "...I know where you sleep, woman." by themadkansan2008-02-14 19:48:23
        Fortunately it's the neighbors cat... by Lab raT2008-02-14 19:52:55
*stumbles in again and re-collapses* by sgrunt2008-02-14 19:03:00
  Get this man something good, stat! by hactar the uhhh2008-02-14 19:04:31
    *majicks a bottle of Jack Daniels next to sgrunt* by hax80r2008-02-14 19:15:22
    Step one: by sgrunt2008-02-14 19:05:11
      You again! by hactar the uhhh2008-02-14 19:06:21
    *serves up a platter of Firefly* (n/t) by williamashbless2008-02-14 19:05:00
Better than 1-sin(theta) by desiredusername2008-02-14 18:50:22
Wrong day, Same story. by mostlyharmles2008-02-14 18:11:26
  Been there, got the T-shirt by imWACC02008-02-14 21:40:14
  And now a new turn in this soap operatic by mostlyharmles2008-02-14 19:04:14
    uh? by joresgump2008-02-14 19:11:38
  Oh bro..I feel for you:( by hactar the uhhh2008-02-14 19:03:17
  {{{{mostlyharmles}}}} by joresgump2008-02-14 18:58:22
  I'm nearly sick, but by mostlyharmles2008-02-14 18:32:20
    She's not answeringher phone. by mostlyharmles2008-02-14 18:38:33
      Got through to her.but by mostlyharmles2008-02-14 18:42:59
        Sleep helps. by Phoon2008-02-14 18:55:29
          I has one. by mostlyharmles2008-02-14 18:57:42
            I know that feeling all too well. :-( by Phoon2008-02-14 18:58:40
        Goodnight... by raptillicus2008-02-14 18:50:36
    I've had to do that... by raptillicus2008-02-14 18:36:18
  Hang on by wabbit652008-02-14 18:28:07
  Ouch. by raptillicus2008-02-14 18:24:45
  {{{mostlyharmles}}} (n/t) by morenna2008-02-14 18:23:53
  It'll hurt for a while. by Illiad2008-02-14 18:23:40
  I din't know what to tell you. by hax80r2008-02-14 18:18:54
This is bad. by raptillicus2008-02-14 17:31:26
  sounds like the usual winter stomach virus by morenna2008-02-14 19:50:04
  When it rains it pours. Good luck. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-14 17:33:12
My house reeks of honey and solder (n/t) by thread_killer2008-02-14 17:28:37
  Beeen beesy have you? (n/t) by kahuana2008-02-14 19:08:55
  That's a rather odd combination. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-14 17:31:47
    Meh... That's why I felt compelled to mention it. (n/t) by thread_killer2008-02-14 17:44:13
    No, it's perfectly normal. by hax80r2008-02-14 17:37:57
      Yeah - the last one is what throws it off :) (n/t) by radiowave9112008-02-14 17:46:34
A blast from the past (not gonna redraw it)... by Phoon2008-02-14 16:58:21
  Ah. Nicely done. (n/t) by Silverfire2008-02-14 17:12:58
  For some reason, that picture makes me think of by toysbfun2008-02-14 17:11:41
    The hat maybe? (n/t) by Aon2008-02-14 20:13:30
R.I.P. Aunt Stella.. your star will shine now.. by Garrinka2008-02-14 16:44:02
  *stands on street-corner* "Stella! Stelllaaaa!!" by SouthpawPL2008-02-14 18:30:28
  {{{Garrinka}}} by intrinsic2008-02-14 18:08:27
  Baruch HaShem. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 17:27:52
  {{{{{Garrinka}}}}} by hactar the uhhh2008-02-14 17:17:08
    {{{ hactar }}} by Garrinka2008-02-14 17:18:48
  {{{{{{Garrinks}}}}} by Silverfire2008-02-14 17:14:57
    I appreciate the thought hon :) by Garrinka2008-02-14 17:16:28
  {{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}} by radiowave9112008-02-14 16:45:55
    thanks hon *hugs* by Garrinka2008-02-14 17:13:48
No Cancer!!! by notdeadyet2008-02-14 16:39:49
  EXCELLENT {{{notdeadyet & daughter}}} (n/t) by intrinsic2008-02-14 18:23:34
  Great news! (n/t) by radiowave9112008-02-14 17:48:36
  Yay! {{{notdeadyet and daughter}}} (n/t) by morenna2008-02-14 17:22:04
  Thats great! by Silverfire2008-02-14 17:17:46
  GOOD! by raptillicus2008-02-14 17:10:12
  good to hear :) by Garrinka2008-02-14 16:56:13
  {{{notdeadyet}}} (n/t) by confused.brit2008-02-14 16:40:36
Anyone want to talk me down from by toysbfun2008-02-14 16:06:04
  I've managed to resist... by MrTrick2008-02-14 16:42:50
    I'm rather cautious and not especially interesting by toysbfun2008-02-14 17:02:22
    Actually, i know someone had their Facebook ... by confused.brit2008-02-14 16:45:42
      Facebook do try to enforce the use of real names by AndyA2008-02-14 16:54:38
    Oh and... by MrTrick2008-02-14 16:45:20
  We are the borg.... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-02-14 16:35:41
Since it's Valentines day: by veran2008-02-14 15:42:03
  I got to take a look at Thomson SMG at a local gun by techi8702008-02-14 16:31:52
    Once I wisited Cabela's by veran2008-02-14 16:40:37
      Cabela's: I could spend lottery winnings there. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-14 17:31:05
  Very appropriate for Valentines Day by thejugglingking2008-02-14 15:47:35
    That always the first thing that pops into my head (n/t) by veran2008-02-14 15:50:33
      Also, Feb.14, 1945, Dresden destroyed by run.dll2008-02-14 16:11:59
        Correct me if I'm wrong but... by Sharku2008-02-14 16:21:47
          Single bombs were 4-12,000lbs by vetitice2008-02-14 16:31:02
            *Pictures Daisycutter* by hax80r2008-02-14 18:20:33
          Yep, Big single bombs. by run.dll2008-02-14 16:28:26
            Wow, big boomie (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-02-14 16:30:44
              There is a recent book about bombing of Dresden by run.dll2008-02-14 16:34:49
                Oh, and one thing the 1945 story omits. by run.dll2008-02-14 16:38:26
        And there we have a little Romantic bonfire by veran2008-02-14 16:13:52
I think I need to start blocking eBay... by Bellator2008-02-14 15:08:48
  ~snerk~ by confused.brit2008-02-14 15:13:08
FYI: Your Health Insurance by bastetsmuse2008-02-14 15:07:58
  ...You didn't get the memo? by themadkansan2008-02-14 15:21:51
    And *that*, mes amis, is why... by JaR2008-02-14 15:41:37
    *bites themadkansan* (n/t) by bastetsmuse2008-02-14 15:30:42
      Ow! No injuring the messenger! (n/t) by themadkansan2008-02-14 15:59:15
What the heck moment.... by confused.brit2008-02-14 14:55:11
  confused.brit is confused? by Snate2008-02-14 14:58:43
    Trying to "test" you? by merfax2008-02-14 16:12:20
      If only they knew how much of a test... by confused.brit2008-02-14 16:29:59
  my SO works at a school... by Jeff_UK2008-02-14 14:58:05
    ~laughs~ by confused.brit2008-02-14 15:04:56
ZOMG! AWESOME! by SnArL2008-02-14 14:51:40
  This could be useful. Thank you. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-02-14 16:29:33
Off to zee teevee station. :-) (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 14:45:42
Poll: the price of privacy by toysbfun2008-02-14 14:33:24
  Q. by themadkansan2008-02-14 16:19:38
  D. by rorajoey2008-02-14 15:59:16
  D (n/t) by lheggland2008-02-14 15:10:34
  D: by Karl-henrik2008-02-14 14:56:47
  F. by DesertRat662008-02-14 14:56:23
    *snerk* by chanceslost2008-02-14 15:02:09
      What caused it that you only have two main parties by Klaranth2008-02-14 15:10:48
        First-past-the-post system, for one. by krikkert2008-02-14 15:24:22
        He's against us!!! by chanceslost2008-02-14 15:16:00
        The first-past-the-post system doesn't by Peace_man2008-02-14 15:13:25
          The amount of money needed for a start. (n/t) by AndyA2008-02-14 15:15:12
            That certainly doesn't help. by Peace_man2008-02-14 15:26:26
              viscious all right :) (n/t) by Klaranth2008-02-14 22:10:14
  E: by RetiQlum22008-02-14 14:54:37
    "Who?" (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-14 19:25:46
      *snicker* (n/t) by quilting_kitty2008-02-14 20:17:31
  e) wonder why they are lying. by AndyA2008-02-14 14:53:28
  d). With prejudice. by jdelphiki2008-02-14 14:47:31
  d. 1) Because Unc would never have by chanceslost2008-02-14 14:46:34
    Oh, there was supposed to be more to 2) by chanceslost2008-02-14 15:07:22
  I'd pick D by confused.brit2008-02-14 14:41:43
    Tag, you're it! (n/t) by krikkert2008-02-14 14:42:49
      Too tired to chase, Been travelling all day... by confused.brit2008-02-14 14:50:50
        Ouch. by krikkert2008-02-14 14:52:19
          All hugs gratefully received :) (n/t) by confused.brit2008-02-14 14:57:59
            {{{confused.brit}}} (n/t) by krikkert2008-02-14 15:00:24
  B with a condition: no restriction on encryption. (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-14 14:41:27
    I like that one ^ by hyzenthlay2008-02-14 14:51:12
      If the encryption is available to you, by lheggland2008-02-14 15:05:47
        Yes, but not en masse in realtime. Yet. by chanceslost2008-02-14 15:09:22
  D. by dodrian2008-02-14 14:40:28
    We've been subsidizing extending the phone network by toysbfun2008-02-14 14:42:21
      Rural areas is one thing. by dodrian2008-02-14 14:46:48
    What's wrong with that? (n/t) by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:41:06
      Because it's not a necessity. by krikkert2008-02-14 14:41:49
        It is a necessity for a society to progress. by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:46:31
          Give me a billion dollars. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 23:02:22
          Infrastructure in general is a necessity. by krikkert2008-02-14 14:48:29
            What good are phone lines without by Peace_man2008-02-14 15:04:59
              What good are roads without cars? by krikkert2008-02-14 15:07:10
                I think the simile may be misplaced here. by Peace_man2008-02-14 15:29:43
                  Exactly. by krikkert2008-02-14 15:32:05
        What if you need to call 911 (or 112 or whatever)? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-02-14 14:43:34
          What about it? by krikkert2008-02-14 14:46:06
            No, but not having a car won't kill you by EndlessWaves2008-02-14 14:53:28
              Not having a phone will kill you by krikkert2008-02-14 14:56:35
                Yes, to those that need them. (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-02-14 14:58:02
                  Why? (n/t) by krikkert2008-02-14 15:01:15
            That sounds a good analogy, actually. by toysbfun2008-02-14 14:51:37
              The roads would be the physical phone lines. by krikkert2008-02-14 14:55:49
                Toll roads/bridges? by toysbfun2008-02-14 14:59:04
                  Let's try another analogy. by krikkert2008-02-14 15:05:41
                    Okay, that works. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-02-14 15:29:25
  b and d(n/t) by frizzgrig2008-02-14 14:40:17
  Between B, C, and D somewhere. (n/t) by krikkert2008-02-14 14:39:51
  I'd take a. by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:37:16
    So long as you're not hurting people, yeah. by toysbfun2008-02-14 14:40:56
      If I were planning something like that, by Peace_man2008-02-14 15:01:20
        And probably not on Uncle Sam's tubes either. (n/t by toysbfun2008-02-14 15:05:21
          I'd think twice about it. by Peace_man2008-02-14 15:16:14
            *looks for the hidden message* by chanceslost2008-02-14 15:18:02
SOTM: Billy Joel -- My Life by krikkert2008-02-14 14:26:24
I need a list of the biggest Geek Movies by drummergeek2008-02-14 14:10:00
  Anything based on a comic book by Hieraco2008-02-14 19:55:57
  How come these weren't mentioned already? by Sharku2008-02-14 18:24:17
    "I am standing here, beside myself." :-P by bwkaz2008-02-14 19:04:20
  Don't know if you would call it a 'geek' movie by radiowave9112008-02-14 17:47:35
  Forbidden Planet, Planet of the Apes by voxwoman2008-02-14 17:09:39
    I was going to ask what Madonna was doing in that by kahuana2008-02-14 19:11:04
  What kind of Geek? by basher202008-02-14 15:07:52
    Following up on that by basher202008-02-14 15:17:45
      Only real cardbord building stompings by veran2008-02-14 15:28:59
    The one spelled with an "r"... :) (n/t) by veran2008-02-14 15:16:25
  Try "The dark crystal" by veran2008-02-14 15:05:12
  Why has nobody mentioned by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:28:55
    RHPS should only be done by leistico2008-02-14 16:05:45
    Army of Darkness by imWACC02008-02-14 14:46:35
      Groovy by drummergeek2008-02-14 14:56:48
  Basically, by krikkert2008-02-14 14:28:13
  I.Q. (n/t) by fractaledge2008-02-14 14:25:13
  Lord of the Rings trilogy (n/t) by hyzenthlay2008-02-14 14:24:28
  Pi. by Spud2008-02-14 14:20:41
    It's black and white, it's a classic. :P (n/t) by NuclearWinter2008-02-14 16:21:36
  Sneakers (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-02-14 14:20:04
  Well: by RetiQlum22008-02-14 14:18:43
    They're not particulaly geeky by EndlessWaves2008-02-14 14:37:40
    Doctor Who was a movie by toysbfun2008-02-14 14:31:49
      And in Britain before that by basher202008-02-14 15:01:35
    Star Gate ... by Klaranth2008-02-14 14:23:06
    Note: Dr Who did not start in 2005. by AndyA2008-02-14 14:22:36
      I know that. It was still a British show then too (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-14 14:26:36
        But does he? (n/t) by AndyA2008-02-14 14:48:19
  First, by run.dll2008-02-14 14:15:04
    Too late by drummergeek2008-02-14 14:21:18
      Good, then get on with the good python stuff. by AndyA2008-02-14 14:24:37
        Seen the Life of Brian and by drummergeek2008-02-14 14:26:07
  Princess bride, Real Genius, Monty Pythons Quest by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 14:14:46
    Add, Super Troopers and Better off dead to that (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 14:17:00
      Thisis pure SNOW! by airborneric2008-02-14 14:45:38
      Super Troopers is awesome. (n/t) by krikkert2008-02-14 14:21:54
  Office Space by MrTrick2008-02-14 14:14:21
University Shootings in Illinois? by oedlan2008-02-14 14:09:12
  Live Journal Postings By Student On Campus by DesertRat662008-02-14 14:46:21
  Doesn't look like any real information is out yet. by AndyA2008-02-14 14:20:13
  CNN main page by DesertRat662008-02-14 14:11:52
    How did this happen? I thought Illinois had a law (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 14:22:56
      That's right! Guns are BAD. And the university? by SnArL2008-02-14 14:29:57
.net is amusing by Freakazoid2008-02-14 14:07:27
  Why shouldn't a string literal be a String type? by bwkaz2008-02-14 14:37:49
    it just seems a bit odd to me by Freakazoid2008-02-14 14:44:23
      Hmm. Very well. ;-) by bwkaz2008-02-14 19:15:15
    Me too by EndlessWaves2008-02-14 14:42:03
Cops behaving badly...NOW IN SECRET by SnArL2008-02-14 13:45:16
  You know who else had secret police (n/t) by SSpiffy2008-02-14 16:14:04
  Yup..that's a pretty popular story in UT now. by rorajoey2008-02-14 16:10:54
  Secret + Police = (n/t) by TheGM2008-02-14 15:37:12
  Bad, bad, bad idea. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 14:05:39
  David Litvak has it right: by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:05:29
  That's just a bad problem waiting to happen. (nt) by testy2008-02-14 13:49:35
  Politician: What problem? by DesertRat662008-02-14 13:47:36
Think you got privacy? by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 13:42:12
  Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! by toysbfun2008-02-14 14:16:12
Drink warning: Saying heard from our Cambodian by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 13:40:03
  oh dear. It took a lot of effort to not by aprylmae2008-02-14 13:43:01
Heh... by imperito2008-02-14 13:16:15
  Any guesses on a veto? (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-14 13:33:13
    Not the kind of thing that gets vetoed per se... by imperito2008-02-14 14:05:59
      Not really, Ron Paul is only an R because... by lheggland2008-02-14 14:09:14
        He's one of the few Politicians who believes by DesertRat662008-02-14 14:14:35
          He believes a bit more than that, I'd say. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-02-14 15:24:39
            Could you expand on that? (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-14 16:47:20
      Interesting? by DesertRat662008-02-14 14:08:59
  Will accomplish nothing by wabbit652008-02-14 13:30:04
    Any references to this? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 13:33:36
      Of course by wabbit652008-02-14 14:58:33
  Pot...Kettle. that just screams accident waiting by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 13:21:52
Do you remember this sketch? by Bonzo2008-02-14 13:08:18
  Benny Hill by basher202008-02-14 13:10:10
    Seconded,.amd Benny Hill was great :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 13:14:53
  Sounds interesting. I hope you get an answer and by Snate2008-02-14 13:09:43
    YouTube doesn't seem to have it.. (n/t) by Bonzo2008-02-14 13:33:58
Need some information by tesla_koil2008-02-14 12:55:25
  Talk to Myke by abaron2008-02-14 13:00:12
  Intended use? by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 13:00:03
    I have a 2u server by tesla_koil2008-02-14 13:50:04
My fireworks shipment was in Brampton, Ontario by techi8702008-02-14 12:53:39
  So no boom today :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-02-14 12:55:49
    Well, I could go out to the storage shed grab some by techi8702008-02-14 13:07:54
      Why not? by SnArL2008-02-14 13:21:20
  Woah, another year gone by already.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 12:55:45
    This is the first of 2 orders for this year. I by techi8702008-02-14 13:06:44
Valentine Wishes (even the anti-Valentiners will.. by Illiad2008-02-14 12:49:31
  It would be intersting in knowing the background by techi8702008-02-14 13:35:47
    Or even sadder... by Illiad2008-02-14 13:39:49
      Still, the note did it's duty by testy2008-02-14 13:41:32
  sad by aprylmae2008-02-14 12:58:12
    you can't be there all the time. by morenna2008-02-14 13:02:42
      I don't think the child... by Illiad2008-02-14 13:16:02
        True story: by RetiQlum22008-02-14 14:25:24
        I'm not saying it doesn't matter. by morenna2008-02-14 13:57:09
          Need vs. Want. by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:27:24
          Guess it depends on the defn of "need." by Illiad2008-02-14 14:02:15
            and the child may have meant your defn by morenna2008-02-14 17:19:26
        My child is not even more yet... by abaron2008-02-14 13:31:17
          s/more/born by abaron2008-02-14 13:34:01
            cranial flatulence (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-14 13:36:42
        there is nothing that matters more by aprylmae2008-02-14 13:18:13
      I know that. I'm a parent. by aprylmae2008-02-14 13:07:30
      Once a week without anger management issues woulda by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 13:07:11
Gaaaaaaa!!!!! Google has gone to far now! by vectorz2008-02-14 12:36:54
  I find it kind of nice. by Bertram2008-02-14 14:25:36
  Now were'd I put those nukes... (n/t) by shargo2008-02-14 13:12:53
    *wishes for old monochrome monitor* (n/t) by joresgump2008-02-14 13:31:14
  yikes (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-02-14 13:02:28
  Gaack!!! (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-02-14 12:57:37
    I'd reach for the Pepto-Bismol... by Phoon2008-02-14 13:00:21
From the Inbox (Blondes, please don't kill me) by Snate2008-02-14 12:35:44
My completed poster from the thread below by Lab raT2008-02-14 11:53:42
  Mayor Wonka was my subject here... by todAnthony2008-02-14 12:31:55
  Someone posted this to the guns community on LJ: by SnArL2008-02-14 12:11:21
    I'm glad I put my drink down first. LOL! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-14 12:17:06
    *chokes on coffee* (n/t) by esbita2008-02-14 12:13:59
    Bwahahaha!! (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 12:13:09
  I would have put by DesertRat662008-02-14 12:02:07
    That could work. Didja see the easter egg? (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 12:05:17
      Yeah I saw it (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-14 12:09:34
        you have mail. (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 12:28:18
      You mean the *spoiler* by RetiQlum22008-02-14 12:07:32
        Yup. It's actually 40oz malt liquor :-> (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 12:08:38
          Oh, I recognized the bottle. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 12:21:34
Romney Endorses McCain by DesertRat662008-02-14 11:35:10
  McCain Endorses Waterboarding by wabbit652008-02-14 17:36:10
  None of the candidates liked Romney very much by wabbit652008-02-14 12:28:03
    Wouldn't bother me if he did (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-14 12:57:24
      Romney's better than Ayatollah Huckabee. by Phoon2008-02-14 13:02:04
I heard that Condi Rice was answering by hadji2008-02-14 10:39:02
  I'd ask them the same question in return (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-14 10:50:58
    "Et tu, Brute?" by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 11:00:21
      ET was not a brute by basher202008-02-14 11:05:57
        ET was a war sensitive being??? by taitano2008-02-14 11:15:08
        Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 11:13:15
          Si hoc legere by taitano2008-02-14 11:20:49
            Vah! Denuone latine loquebar? Me ineptum. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 11:49:36
              seeing as we're randomly grabbing phrases: by subbywan2008-02-14 11:51:45
                Romanes Eunt Domus! (n/t) by ttlogic2008-02-14 12:42:50
                  "People called Romanes, they go, the house?" by pas512008-02-14 13:41:02
                    Ctrl-C Ctrl-V would be my friend. by ttlogic2008-02-14 13:52:03
                      Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick! (n/t) by pas512008-02-14 13:59:18
                  Quid agis, medice? (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-14 12:43:50
                    Bwahahaha! (n/t) by Sharku2008-02-14 16:38:13
                Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 12:09:35
                  vincit omnia veritas by basher202008-02-14 12:36:01
              Catapult et barbeque ad infinitum! by hactar the uhhh2008-02-14 11:51:00
                Nihili est - in vita priore ego imperator romanus (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-14 12:33:47
                So, no bumpersticker reading: by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 12:26:32
                Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo by Phoon2008-02-14 11:58:21
                  Mushroom Mushroom - Experientia docet stultos (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-02-14 14:19:36
    Yup. Pot meet kettle. (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 10:54:16
      I believe that question... by testy2008-02-14 10:59:12
  That's very good! by testy2008-02-14 10:46:06
Well, that went well by PeKaJe2008-02-14 10:37:31
Humor: CentOS hacked my city's website! by NuclearWinter2008-02-14 10:33:35
In case the laws in Saudi Arabia aren't enough by AndyA2008-02-14 10:25:42
  When was the last time Saudi Arabia was by Peace_man2008-02-14 10:48:45
    The last time the US needed support by krikkert2008-02-14 10:50:18
      Ah, they were always called "a valuable ally". (n/ (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 11:21:37
        Also a valuable oil eye. (n/t) by kahuana2008-02-14 17:17:28
        Interesting thing about valuable allies. by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:40:31
  Does she weigh as much as a duck? (n/t) by NuclearWinter2008-02-14 10:34:15
  Sweet. by krikkert2008-02-14 10:29:02
    no, by aprylmae2008-02-14 10:55:24
      Not much of a difference at all. by krikkert2008-02-14 10:56:40
        I'm all for giving them their trial. by aprylmae2008-02-14 10:59:31
          We disagree, then. by krikkert2008-02-14 11:00:37
            No bloodthirst, I am a very non-violent person, by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:09:43
              No, absolutely no bloodthirst. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 11:35:22
                I said PROVEN, by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:47:24
                  Funny, the death row inmates were by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 11:55:43
                    I'll pull the trigger myself. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 12:15:22
                    In cases of sexual assualt on a child by aprylmae2008-02-14 12:02:15
                      Which brings us by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 12:13:12
                        not really by aprylmae2008-02-14 12:16:55
                          Oh, but this is the truth for most Western countri by krikkert2008-02-14 14:07:02
                      Are you willing to... by JaR2008-02-14 12:09:26
                        yes (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-14 12:13:36
                          Oh, wow. Just...wow. (n/t) by JaR2008-02-14 12:57:46
                    *raises hand* by subbywan2008-02-14 11:56:43
                      Yeah, but you are... special, too. ;) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 12:00:40
                Or these ones... by JaR2008-02-14 11:46:55
              Not horrific, quick. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 11:19:30
                but a rabid dog can't choose not to act by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:21:37
                  That assumes a lot by subbywan2008-02-14 11:34:55
                    not necessarily, by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:39:38
From the Inbox by testy2008-02-14 10:23:58
  What's funny about that? by Peace_man2008-02-14 10:45:04
    Key phrase being 'reasonable maintenance'. :) (n/t by rorajoey2008-02-14 16:21:55
    Oh, throw him a bone here. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-02-14 10:50:07
      *throws testy a frickin' bone* (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-14 13:09:20
        Arf! by testy2008-02-14 13:57:59
        <picks up bone, throws in Toilet> ;-) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 13:15:58
          Hey, you. Stop polluting my water dish! by Peace_man2008-02-14 13:32:50
            Ball go down the hole. by rorajoey2008-02-14 16:27:50
      He was kidding, of course. by testy2008-02-14 11:00:41
*stumbles in and collapses* by sgrunt2008-02-14 10:20:28
  *eats sgrunt's quiz and exam* by Snate2008-02-14 10:23:03
    Somehow, I doubt the profs will buy that excuse. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-02-14 10:24:33
  *Is too stresses to eat your brain* by hactar the uhhh2008-02-14 10:22:53
    *eats hactar's stress* by sgrunt2008-02-14 10:27:30
so... excel as a text comaprision timeline tool? by unjust2008-02-14 10:15:54
  Maybe check plain text versions of the play by leonidus2008-02-14 13:04:26
    will that give me timelien shifts? by unjust2008-02-14 14:14:00
      Not necessarily. by leonidus2008-02-14 22:35:28
  MS Word, three-column layout, by Esteis2008-02-14 10:23:12
    well... i'm looking at 5 revisions for some... by unjust2008-02-14 10:34:48
      Oh. I thought you were preparing an overview. by Esteis2008-02-14 10:41:24
        i'm lookgin for more side by side comparison by unjust2008-02-14 11:33:28
          Any programmers in the theatre? by EndlessWaves2008-02-14 14:14:30
            well.... by unjust2008-02-14 15:08:42
For all who think only the gov't should have guns by Lab raT2008-02-14 09:55:14
  Caption: by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 11:20:32
  Well, I don't think that there should have to be by Peace_man2008-02-14 10:58:56
    Not civil unrest as the crime is for the most part by Lab raT2008-02-14 11:24:50
      The equipment they describe doesn't seem by Peace_man2008-02-14 12:17:44
        Did you read the article? by DesertRat662008-02-14 12:40:49
          That's what I was commenting on. by Peace_man2008-02-14 12:55:54
            Maybe they plan on inciting riots in poor areas by Ston2008-02-14 13:09:18
              ISTR that NOLA has a population of about by Peace_man2008-02-14 13:59:21
                Large amount of people living in government by Lab raT2008-02-14 14:08:46
                  That reminds me somewhat of our problem by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:34:43
                    Wow, segregation! (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 14:41:12
                      Not so much forced segregation. by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:55:33
                Do you have politicians and community leaders by DesertRat662008-02-14 14:05:20
                  Yes, that is becoming obvious. by Peace_man2008-02-14 14:43:18
            Some yes by DesertRat662008-02-14 13:05:20
        I'm not really sure. Keep in mind though by Lab raT2008-02-14 12:37:11
    Long term memory issues? by DesertRat662008-02-14 11:00:56
      Your vaguness is exemplary. If you don't want by Peace_man2008-02-14 12:14:31
        *SIGH* by DesertRat662008-02-14 12:42:09
          Do you expect me to believe that they by Peace_man2008-02-14 12:58:07
            You are purposefully dense, aren't you? by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 13:02:57
              You forgot one, by lheggland2008-02-14 13:09:02
                That's par for the course. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 13:20:50
                <Deleted><Deleted>2008-02-14 14:07:27
                  Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2008-02-14 14:07:37
              The mismanaged rebuilding is the states by Lab raT2008-02-14 13:08:26
        Wow, that went way over your head. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 12:25:53
          There is obviously an assumption here that by Peace_man2008-02-14 13:00:13
            What is being said: by RetiQlum22008-02-14 14:47:50
              I actually always assumed that what by Peace_man2008-02-14 15:11:08
                Plenty by DesertRat662008-02-14 16:52:17
              Well not quite. by DesertRat662008-02-14 14:53:52
      Fortunately this is Nagin's last term by Lab raT2008-02-14 11:17:21
        Least they appear to have a good Governor now by DesertRat662008-02-14 11:24:37
          I think so. (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 11:26:12
            I'm a fan... Jindal FTW (n/t) by todAnthony2008-02-14 12:39:26
              If he can turn the state around high office will by Lab raT2008-02-14 12:55:13
                Maybe I am selfish... by todAnthony2008-02-14 13:39:31
                  Not selfish by DesertRat662008-02-14 13:50:13
  Why people laugh at the city I love... by Lab raT2008-02-14 10:27:13
    Perfect Quote: by todAnthony2008-02-14 12:37:32
    Heh. Deliberate or not, if you're pointing a gun by taitano2008-02-14 10:42:33
  If only natural selection were more aggressive (n/ (n/t) by thread_killer2008-02-14 10:02:31
    :-D (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 10:06:10
  Does that nitwit have his finger on the trigger? ( (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:59:51
    Thankfully neither do from what I can see but by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 10:04:23
      gahh, that should read "Thankfully no, from what by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 10:05:52
      Keep in mind this appeared on the front page by Lab raT2008-02-14 10:05:33
    It almost looks like he's gripping the pistol grip by techi8702008-02-14 10:03:15
      Ok that may be. Couldnt see the trigger by joecrouse2008-02-14 10:17:32
  Oh and the image for filtered folks by Lab raT2008-02-14 09:58:28
    No ammo. No trigger. No clue. (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-14 10:12:36
      Are you sure there's no ammo? by DesertRat662008-02-14 10:48:31
        What kind of routines are that to teach? by krikkert2008-02-14 10:54:18
          Even after personally inspecting a gun by DesertRat662008-02-14 11:04:09
            Don't look at me. by krikkert2008-02-14 11:05:33
              Not me by DesertRat662008-02-14 11:13:59
      No clue, indeed. :-) (n/t) by Lab raT2008-02-14 10:19:46
*buys flower to Aeris* by joresgump2008-02-14 09:53:43
  *eats the flower* by Havoc2008-02-14 13:16:01
    *summons Ifrit* by joresgump2008-02-14 13:45:43
      YUM! by Havoc2008-02-14 14:09:31
  Tch. You horrible little man. by krikkert2008-02-14 09:56:19
    Lili? by Esteis2008-02-14 09:58:59
ok this is kinda slick... by unjust2008-02-14 09:50:29
  Very cool =) (n/t) by Vidi2008-02-14 10:24:23
The Six Million Dollar Home Theatre by Illiad2008-02-14 09:35:49
  Those comments are odd. by suicide_king2008-02-14 19:38:49
  Looks like a studio for doing the final mixdown by basher202008-02-14 13:46:21
  The thing I'm wondering about by ttlogic2008-02-14 11:56:50
  Overkill. (n/t) by kelli2172008-02-14 11:02:52
  "Da-deee.... I spilled my soda in the movie room!" by andyz2008-02-14 10:26:47
  We can rebuild it. We *have* the technology! (n/t by jdelphiki2008-02-14 10:24:48
  I'll take two. One for me and one for the wife. by Hieraco2008-02-14 10:05:09
  Impressive but ugly. I would rather have by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 10:01:33
  Yeah but can you play Portal on it? (n/t) by todAnthony2008-02-14 10:00:39
    Is Portal available on the PS3? (n/t) by merlin2008-02-14 10:02:07
      Seems so... he has no excuse now. by todAnthony2008-02-14 10:22:36
        Yeah, but there have been a lot of by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 12:29:52
          PC only here by todAnthony2008-02-14 12:45:00
  Impressive by DesertRat662008-02-14 09:45:00
  More power to him if he want to spend that kind of by kc5sdy2008-02-14 09:42:23
    ha! Exactly what I was thinking :D by subbywan2008-02-14 09:44:12
      After seeing a Golf Cart Decked out to look like by DesertRat662008-02-14 09:47:09
        Yeah, but can you mount a Shrike on the side? (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-14 10:08:09
          Which side? by DesertRat662008-02-14 11:05:14
        I figure he must like it by subbywan2008-02-14 09:49:14
          He's trying to sell it. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 10:30:42
What hadji learned today . . . by hadji2008-02-14 09:29:58
  if you have a switch, why do you need a router? (n (n/t) by joresgump2008-02-14 12:33:47
  "Hi, my computer screen is dark" by y2kdragon2008-02-14 09:53:42
    "I can't turn on the light" by wabbit652008-02-14 10:36:58
      well, I don't see any flaw on her logic by joresgump2008-02-14 12:32:45
        *chases joresgump* by wabbit652008-02-14 16:59:29
          *puts angry Lusers between wabbit65 and joresgump* (n/t) by joresgump2008-02-14 17:16:46
            *disassembles Lusers* by wabbit652008-02-14 19:59:33
    Making the mistake is easy. by hadji2008-02-14 10:18:49
  Sounds familiar by Myke2008-02-14 09:48:56
WTH this seems like a bad idea to me by tesla_koil2008-02-14 09:00:36
  I thought the coverage on the Mitchell Report by hadji2008-02-14 09:36:40
    Far more important issue by basher202008-02-14 10:27:50
  All news coverage is biased by basher202008-02-14 09:13:26
Snopes' thoughtful commentary on Valentine glurge by esbita2008-02-14 08:56:20
  Surprised no one in Hollywood has optioned it by basher202008-02-14 10:41:18
    Most recent version: "You've Got Mail" by swisscheese2008-02-14 11:06:45
      I saw that the first time. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 11:42:51
      The msot recent version would be, probably, by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 11:18:49
    They did, actually. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 11:03:41
    Depends who gets it: by subbywan2008-02-14 10:46:40
      an addiition to the disney one by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:06:08
        that sounds like Oprah (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-14 11:07:28
          nah, just in most disney movies by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:12:51
            So, just like real life?? by subbywan2008-02-14 11:14:18
              unfortunately, by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:19:58
                I'm afraid it works both ways in real life, though by Spud2008-02-14 13:18:11
                  oh, I know by aprylmae2008-02-14 13:38:56
      Steven Spielberg by basher202008-02-14 11:02:58
      LOL, oh that's priceless! (n/t) by vampire2008-02-14 11:01:04
  Hm, folks seem to miss the point of the rewrite by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 10:30:14
  The story itself is like many others I hate by Qcumber-some2008-02-14 09:29:06
    You had fair warning. by esbita2008-02-14 09:43:24
  The rewrite was heartbreaking! (n/t) by Spud2008-02-14 09:14:03
    While I had seen the story(ies) before by esbita2008-02-14 09:17:12
      heh heh, good pont. I guess Shrek is the only by Snate2008-02-14 09:33:27
        Except it does. by Phoon2008-02-14 10:19:41
          One tiny oversight on your part: by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 10:33:22
            And making fun of a f4wad (n/t) by SnArL2008-02-14 13:13:57
        I liked the soundtrack. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:38:39
        Yes, and I loved that scene. (n/t) by esbita2008-02-14 09:34:29
        I like that movie for that reason. (n/t) by Spud2008-02-14 09:34:16
    Yeah, it was. by Esteis2008-02-14 09:16:52
      Bah. She was an idiot, too afraid to take a chance (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-14 09:29:26
        Yeah, but quick survey: What's the motive? by esbita2008-02-14 09:33:52
          So after corresponding for over a year by swisscheese2008-02-14 10:44:44
            "reminded her of her husband" could be idealized by esbita2008-02-14 11:16:08
          Cowardice. by subbywan2008-02-14 09:35:34
            Maybe, but it's not "in character." by esbita2008-02-14 09:40:18
              Seems a silly judgement, considering by subbywan2008-02-14 09:42:57
                Yes, but he DID ask for a photo while writing. (n/t) by esbita2008-02-14 09:44:18
                  he's a boy. we *always* ask. (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-14 09:45:41
secret explosion man by Freakazoid2008-02-14 08:40:25
  can I explode the planet now? by Freakazoid2008-02-14 10:10:41
    *calls in a reservation for the bouncy walls room* (n/t) by Snate2008-02-14 10:18:14
      yay! the bouncy walls are fun! by Freakazoid2008-02-14 10:30:49
If WOW doesn't have enough pervs for you by SSpiffy2008-02-14 08:40:16
  i havent met to many pervs in WoW by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:02:55
    That's just because I don't play WoW ... (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-14 09:31:45
      Watches subbys productivity go downhill by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:42:57
        no, no, no by aprylmae2008-02-14 09:53:18
          FOR THE HORDE! by joecrouse2008-02-14 10:13:21
            eww, false pally by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:25:01
              although actually, by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:26:48
        Wont' work ... I'm immune. The only thing that by subbywan2008-02-14 09:46:31
          Oh esbita... :P (n/t) by krikkert2008-02-14 10:33:14
      I do by aprylmae2008-02-14 09:38:40
        <- Not a perv by y2kdragon2008-02-14 10:00:09
          Blood Elf Paladin, Alleria. by Arivia2008-02-14 10:45:01
          Blood Elf Paladin, Icecrown. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-14 10:14:04
            Captain of the Death Dealers! (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-14 10:16:45
        yes ... that's because *I* don't play :P by subbywan2008-02-14 09:44:53
          well by aprylmae2008-02-14 09:55:35
  geh! when's it going to stop? by Freakazoid2008-02-14 08:58:59
Roses are #FF0000 by flatlander2008-02-14 08:20:37
  Violets are a lie. (n/t) by kahuana2008-02-14 17:18:37
  I have that shirt :) (n/t) by esbita2008-02-14 08:56:54
  Missing operating system (n/t) by toysbfun2008-02-14 08:25:18
    Hardware not detected (n/t) by rorajoey2008-02-14 09:21:20
World's smallest bodybuilder by toysbfun2008-02-14 08:20:13
*looks for diamonds* by hyzenthlay2008-02-14 08:19:46
  I'll give you more than 71 diamonds! by jdelphiki2008-02-14 10:31:40
    No thank you by hyzenthlay2008-02-14 10:47:16
    Actually... by jdelphiki2008-02-14 10:33:10
  "What an economist gets for Valentine's" by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 10:14:58
    I love it by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:30:13
  Mr. Shine, him diamond (n/t) by wluut2008-02-14 09:28:15
  Get non-diamond jewels. They're worth more by subbywan2008-02-14 09:06:30
  Find a good history on the DeBeers cartel by esbita2008-02-14 09:03:54
    Oh I know . . . by hyzenthlay2008-02-14 09:19:00
      My wedding set has a couple of smaller accent by aprylmae2008-02-14 09:23:43
        I'm still very please with the ring I got my wife by abaron2008-02-14 09:41:56
          I did that while I was pregnant, and then by Spud2008-02-14 10:46:27
          If her ring size changes, resizing is simple, by aprylmae2008-02-14 09:57:33
            Yeah, though it is a square ring by abaron2008-02-14 10:38:53
              beautiful, a good jeweler could resize if needed (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:28:30
                Yeah, I'd take it back to the same jewler by abaron2008-02-14 11:49:40
  I got The_Missus Diamonds by DesertRat662008-02-14 08:58:26
    I got mine a Opal last year by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:04:40
      Opals are great. by esbita2008-02-14 09:07:27
        I have a lot of luck because of the area I live in by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:15:09
  Ron White says that DeBeers' REAL message is by ilve2read2008-02-14 08:53:48
    "For a minute." (n/t) by leistico2008-02-14 10:24:56
    I prefer the one from Family Guy by aprylmae2008-02-14 09:03:57
      Do you know what March 14th is? (n/t) by thread_killer2008-02-14 10:29:58
      Hehehe. :D by Esteis2008-02-14 09:21:40
  If my hubby bought me diamonds for V-day by aprylmae2008-02-14 08:48:33
    Ditto...but i'd use them! *g* (n/t) by syren2008-02-14 08:55:57
      I just don't wear much jewelry by aprylmae2008-02-14 09:07:33
  diamonds are a girls best friend... by Jeff_UK2008-02-14 08:36:41
  No lie. by Spud2008-02-14 08:21:57
    The diamond is a lie? (n/t) by todAnthony2008-02-14 08:34:37
      No! There is Diamond! by Treehugger2008-02-14 09:14:50
        My God... by esbita2008-02-14 09:18:29
Just in time for Valentine's Day! by SnArL2008-02-14 08:13:57
  Do you know how the contraceptive pill was defined by Esteis2008-02-14 08:54:59
    There *are* women who use it for exactly this. by Qcumber-some2008-02-14 09:06:42
      Quite right. (But it's not the most common use.) (n/t) by Esteis2008-02-14 09:15:50
      It is a common use, also by aprylmae2008-02-14 09:10:53
  wow by aprylmae2008-02-14 08:42:36
    Works for explosives. by tallastro2008-02-14 08:56:53
      and for "recreational drugs" by swisscheese2008-02-14 09:13:53
        but by aprylmae2008-02-14 09:25:32
  In Germany's 60s/70s they were sold as by Qcumber-some2008-02-14 08:32:20
  What's in a name by y2kdragon2008-02-14 08:16:15
Looking for a forum or mailing list for general pr by romandas2008-02-14 07:59:51
Powncer's? by needcaffeine2008-02-14 07:52:37
  I'm on it by tesla_koil2008-02-14 08:41:25
  I am. Haven't fired it up in months. by Myke2008-02-14 08:12:06
Inbox Video: Achmed The Dead Terrorist by DesertRat662008-02-14 07:50:54
  No wonder he too so long to take off by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:58:23
  Love that guy by y2kdragon2008-02-14 08:14:45
  See him live. Period. by da-gimp2008-02-14 07:53:43
  YouTube is blocked here... by Phoon2008-02-14 07:52:27
    It is by DesertRat662008-02-14 07:54:43
    ... and Achmed is easily the funniest one. by Phoon2008-02-14 07:53:08
      Achmed says Walter farts are worse than Sadam's by techi8702008-02-14 08:06:14
      Peanut is teh classic but Achmed FTW (n/t) by todAnthony2008-02-14 08:01:10
        I wasn't that fond of Peanut. by Phoon2008-02-14 11:27:35
          Dunham is amazing though by todAnthony2008-02-14 13:51:34
What bluetooth earpiece do you use? by imrambi2008-02-14 07:50:49
  Sony Ericsson HBH-DS980 by oedlan2008-02-14 13:42:26
  I don't by RetiQlum22008-02-14 12:30:00
  I use an H550 as well and they just fit that by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 09:36:59
  None why would i want my phone by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:07:59
  none any more by kent_eh2008-02-14 09:04:56
  Jawbone by abaron2008-02-14 08:47:45
  Plantronics Voyager 510 by Twitchh2008-02-14 08:42:23
  none, have a 'Parrot' car kit, or put the phone to by Jeff_UK2008-02-14 08:33:35
  jabra bt150 by emlaabs2008-02-14 08:20:09
  None by y2kdragon2008-02-14 08:16:42
    No, no, NO!! by Sharku2008-02-14 08:25:53
I can has prescriptions? by Phoon2008-02-14 07:49:34
  watch the side effects on Nexium. by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:09:24
  We row the same boat of ailments. by todAnthony2008-02-14 07:58:27
    I want them all (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:09:50
  *Switches Phoon's regular drugs for Brain Candy* by Hieraco2008-02-14 07:55:53
Happy Singles Day! by imrambi2008-02-14 07:35:46
  bah humbug! (n/t) by vampire2008-02-14 08:23:03
<hands all the women on the board sweethart by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 07:33:32
  Aww, thanks. by Spud2008-02-14 08:09:03
  I has a rose by Treehugger2008-02-14 07:48:20
  yum by aprylmae2008-02-14 07:36:38
  *hugs Classic_Jon* by syren2008-02-14 07:34:29
More cops behaving badly by DesertRat662008-02-14 07:29:05
  He handled that badly, yes by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 08:05:12
    I saw the video yesterday morning by altordwm2008-02-14 08:23:50
      I agree, the lecture afterwards I did not have as by Classic_Jon2008-02-14 09:34:23
  Presumably that's how they deal with complaints by Arachnid2008-02-14 07:52:33
  Somebody needs to tell that guy... by kelli2172008-02-14 07:47:03
    Drill instructors are not unhinged like that guy ( (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-14 07:57:57
    Even a drill instructor has respect for his troops by Hieraco2008-02-14 07:50:08
      He has other problems now by y2kdragon2008-02-14 08:19:16
*places deep red roses all over esbita's office* by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 07:25:32
  *makes the roses deeper* by Phoon2008-02-14 07:29:30
  *grins* by esbita2008-02-14 07:29:11
    Yeah, keeping him away from dinner for tonight by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 07:31:57
Aaaauuuggghhhhhhh!..............*thump* by hactar the uhhh2008-02-14 07:11:41
  *eats hactar's brains* by y2kdragon2008-02-14 07:21:22
There is Valentine's hate below. Sure. by da-gimp2008-02-14 07:11:24
  Indeed! *applauds* by syren2008-02-14 07:51:00
  I refrained from posting there. by Qcumber-some2008-02-14 07:38:22
    Oh, about that 'incident'. by Esteis2008-02-14 08:28:57
    She'll have a more enjoyable one because of you. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 07:43:59
  There were cookies in my college mailbox :) by dodrian2008-02-14 07:28:00
  {{{da-gimp}}} by Spud2008-02-14 07:21:13
    awww, sweet by aprylmae2008-02-14 07:26:42
  sry, surely don't want to ruin it for you... by LJENS2008-02-14 07:16:30
    and about the nay-saying... by LJENS2008-02-14 08:10:29
      My birthday is September 11th. by Spud2008-02-14 08:25:23
      Please take the negativity to the other thread. by da-gimp2008-02-14 08:16:02
        sry, will do. by LJENS2008-02-14 08:38:22
    I do celebrate my love every day. by da-gimp2008-02-14 07:18:47
      Great lengths and girths, says the rumour. :P (n/t) by Esteis2008-02-14 07:36:43
        O:-) (n/t) by Spud2008-02-14 07:56:33
*dies laughing* by SnArL2008-02-14 06:35:48
  Best part was... by Sharku2008-02-14 09:56:27
  I had to stop reading. Just cannot take the level by romandas2008-02-14 08:22:13
  "mount claymores to the sides of your HUMGEES" by wabbit652008-02-14 08:07:24
  Gotta love the forum loons :) (n/t) by kiroh2008-02-14 07:53:20
  A one time experiementation while in the military, by Qcumber-some2008-02-14 07:24:51
    *snerk* by SnArL2008-02-14 07:29:31
  I remember this saga by DesertRat662008-02-14 07:18:31
  That's too hilarious. (n/t) by merlin2008-02-14 07:18:04
  What an idiot! by kc5sdy2008-02-14 07:15:15
    I think that was intentional. (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-14 07:28:31
  Genious. by asfrith2008-02-14 07:13:26
  Not for IE by DerSarek2008-02-14 06:44:06
    Knowitall fool, nothing really interesting. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 07:14:57
      Hilarious troll, I think. by Phoon2008-02-14 07:27:47
    What an idiot. by Didactylos2008-02-14 06:48:24
      And here's the punchline! by Didactylos2008-02-14 06:50:10
        This page is not Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional! (n/ (n/t) by asfrith2008-02-14 07:12:49
Got taxes done yesterday. by aprylmae2008-02-14 06:32:41
  Is that what you really want? by da-gimp2008-02-14 06:34:48
    I try my best for zero by DesertRat662008-02-14 08:03:41
    My dad explained this to us at length last year by Spud2008-02-14 07:05:05
      I pared down my withholding by esbita2008-02-14 10:26:58
    well, by aprylmae2008-02-14 06:45:51
      W3?? by karl-henrik2008-02-14 07:13:38
        ok by aprylmae2008-02-14 07:35:32
          As long as you can make ends meet.. by karl-henrik2008-02-14 07:48:03
    I used to think that way too by altordwm2008-02-14 06:44:46
    I agree. by basher202008-02-14 06:42:11
    you don't get interest from the state? by karl-henrik2008-02-14 06:40:32
      Nope. Unless the gov't goofed. by esbita2008-02-14 10:22:48
OT: REQ: Help finding a comic by rewt_2008-02-14 05:39:33
  This one maybe? by manxmania2008-02-14 06:14:31
    Or this one? by manxmania2008-02-14 06:27:16
      nope it's this one by karl-henrik2008-02-14 06:32:27
        That's it! (n/t) by manxmania2008-02-14 23:26:57
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-02-14 05:34:08
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-02-14 05:30:03
Official: Star Trek XI to suck. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 04:56:47
  That much was already clear. by aix tom2008-02-14 05:41:35
  Winona Ryder as Amanda? by Havoc2008-02-14 05:38:17
    And I can't wait to see spock eating brains. (n/t) by Michiel2008-02-14 05:41:43
  How could Capitain Kirk have met his jr officers by joecrouse2008-02-14 05:22:54
    Starfleet is different than today's military by basher202008-02-14 06:39:08
      brevet commission means little (n/t) by roadhog2008-02-14 13:09:42
    I don't know... by imperito2008-02-14 05:44:02
      Bones would have had to have been by joecrouse2008-02-14 07:06:02
        Correction (looking at memory alpha by joecrouse2008-02-14 07:12:08
          Well, he should have by Michiel2008-02-14 10:34:13
    Kirk was Starfleet's youngest Captain by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 05:41:55
      roddenbury based in on the navy by roadhog2008-02-14 13:07:50
      Is - was - will be by Macrobiotic2008-02-14 06:01:30
        Zathras? (n/t) by imperito2008-02-14 06:05:39
          Not the one. (n/t) by vampire2008-02-14 06:40:00
          No, Zathras. (n/t) by aix tom2008-02-14 06:08:42
    We'll see in a year or two. (n/t) by Khaar2008-02-14 05:25:15
What a snout! by oedlan2008-02-14 04:29:21
  Woo... I'd hate to see the grindstone. by todAnthony2008-02-14 07:50:09
  Flash only? by ripley82008-02-14 05:24:57
    NoScript? by Havoc2008-02-14 05:39:25
    No problem here! by ideur2008-02-14 05:33:42
      Also tested OK with: by ideur2008-02-14 05:44:35
        Now, read ripley8's post again. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 05:51:45
  Subtly followed by an item about elephants... (n/t by ttlogic2008-02-14 04:57:06
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-02-14 04:00:05
arg.... by nightwind2008-02-14 03:25:31
  or this by nightwind2008-02-14 03:29:56
    Ok; the first URL does not display the graphics:( by ideur2008-02-14 03:44:06
      altranate for 98 by nightwind2008-02-14 03:56:59
        As in limiting the drive size to 2GB? by ideur2008-02-14 04:04:44
          thanks by nightwind2008-02-14 04:06:49
            I wonder if the 20 gig drive will... by nightwind2008-02-14 04:07:41
      Jumper setting for 3-1/2" drives by ideur2008-02-14 03:54:01
        those, are marked by nightwind2008-02-14 03:59:41
          That would be "Reduced Power Spinup (RPS)™ Mode" by ideur2008-02-14 04:06:24
            and I have no clue what it means either by nightwind2008-02-14 04:08:25
    found media convert by nightwind2008-02-14 03:37:59
I just realized that I work all of Easter by oedlan2008-02-14 03:16:31
I have a feeling this is going to be a depressing by RetiQlum22008-02-14 02:15:32
  No worse than any other day by joecrouse2008-02-14 09:12:20
  No s4, Sherlock. (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-14 07:02:36
  It's just a day by y2kdragon2008-02-14 04:38:30
  It's the same as every other day... by karl-henrik2008-02-14 02:19:58
Questioning about personal vs quality by karl-henrik2008-02-14 02:04:56
  ??? Thats more than i made up untill Last year. (n (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-14 06:55:25
  I didn't make > $15.50 until I was nearly 30 by thread_killer2008-02-14 05:51:41
  I would look what others in the same town offer by ideur2008-02-14 02:32:20
    Answer. by karl-henrik2008-02-14 02:36:18
      Watch for CompTIA A+ certification, then. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 02:40:46
        Very uncommon in Sweden... by karl-henrik2008-02-14 02:48:08
          I don't think that it will be hard by oedlan2008-02-14 03:23:07
            Jeezus. McD pays 8.5 maybe 9 an hour. by joecrouse2008-02-14 06:59:00
              The STORE MANAGERS dont make 32k a year in some (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-14 06:59:35
                Were is that? USA? (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-02-14 07:15:45
                  Yea. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-14 07:41:37
            Well persoanly I'd like it to be a tad more.. by karl-henrik2008-02-14 03:57:34
              why are they reluctant? by morenna2008-02-14 04:51:18
                Mostly it's this.. by karl-henrik2008-02-14 05:05:28
                  If that's the case by thread_killer2008-02-14 06:00:23
                    Good points... by karl-henrik2008-02-14 06:13:05
                  There is no such thing as a "loyal employee" by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 05:59:36
                    I think you might be right. by karl-henrik2008-02-14 06:21:05
                      Yeah, it's when you bust a3 and don't get more by esbita2008-02-14 13:24:25
          Only way to be sure: by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 02:53:29
            I hate interviewing people... by karl-henrik2008-02-14 04:11:52
              Re: Experience by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 04:39:51
                IDG the ID9K message. by Qcumber-some2008-02-14 09:03:04
                So very very true, on both sides. by vampire2008-02-14 07:01:14
                Good link. by karl-henrik2008-02-14 04:57:21
                  The best test I can think of: by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 05:09:43
                    Was thinking about similar things by karl-henrik2008-02-14 06:19:35
                Wow. Do you think by oedlan2008-02-14 04:49:44
                  Eh, no. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 05:04:48
                    Educational? by oedlan2008-02-14 05:34:13
                      Yes. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 05:40:32
So, I've started re-readin all of xkcd by Astro-g2008-02-14 01:49:50
  I have a book by Asimov.: by RetiQlum22008-02-14 02:06:07
    There was a young man from Cape Horn by Hieraco2008-02-14 07:20:02
going to try the resurection today by Nightwind2008-02-14 01:40:08
  Piece of music for you by y2kdragon2008-02-14 04:33:52
  If it works for you you can keep it. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 02:01:19
    keep an me box? by Nightwind2008-02-14 02:07:26
      Try upgrading it to 98. by RetiQlum22008-02-14 02:09:33
        tried that day 1 by Nightwind2008-02-14 02:13:31
Is there any way to force printing A3 format... by Khaar2008-02-14 01:39:05
  Does it really make a difference? by chanceslost2008-02-14 12:05:50
  Found somethig! : by aix tom2008-02-14 03:14:44
    Thanks, that worked. by Khaar2008-02-14 03:41:17
      They were on my list, too. by aix tom2008-02-14 04:04:07
        I never had a problem with HP.. by karl-henrik2008-02-14 04:08:01
  Stupid, idiotic, irritating, worthless... by Khaar2008-02-14 03:13:28
  A driver bug? by Didactylos2008-02-14 02:00:21
  Uninstall Vista? (n/t) by cwachter2008-02-14 01:57:45
    What's Vista got to do with it? by Khaar2008-02-14 02:05:36
  Different driver? by aix tom2008-02-14 01:55:36
    I'd do that, if I knew which to choose. by Khaar2008-02-14 02:07:18
      Propably not for inkjets. by aix tom2008-02-14 03:03:30
  Enter a custom format with the A3 dimensions? (n/t by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 01:42:23
    First thing I tried. by Khaar2008-02-14 01:47:41
      Share out the printer? by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 01:56:39
        Actually it is shared. by Khaar2008-02-14 02:10:42
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2008-02-14 01:30:01
The thing about Excel sheets by Esteis2008-02-14 01:16:30
  Couldn't you just add a comment by Spisefisken2008-02-14 02:10:53
    It's not my code. Comments is what I wish the by Esteis2008-02-14 02:16:37
  ALT-F11 ????? by klar_at_work2008-02-14 01:56:09
    VBasic mode . . . would you believe, I've never by Esteis2008-02-14 02:01:14
  *looks around* by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 01:44:12
Attn; USian(?) pet people.... by Electric Storm2008-02-14 01:02:35
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-02-14 01:00:02
Customers are like girls. by Esteis2008-02-14 00:52:38
  My "customers"... by y2kdragon2008-02-14 04:26:28
  My main customer IS a girl. by smiffy2008-02-14 01:59:40
    It is entirely daft, yes. (n/t) by Esteis2008-02-14 02:13:47
      Wait - the stereotype... or the customers? ;) (n/t) by Myke2008-02-14 08:49:46
  Some customers ARE girls, I would think... (n/t) by cptspith2008-02-14 00:55:51
    Not on the Internet! (n/t) by Esteis2008-02-14 00:57:11
      Indeed. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 01:00:47
        some girls are dogs...(i'm gonna get beat up...) (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-14 01:03:47
          Yes, and female dogs usually are called:... (n/t) by cokish2008-02-14 01:20:05
            Yes Ma'am...or least in my experience... (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-14 01:38:09
              One is "Miss Reveille, Ma'am" back where I'm from (n/t) by jmiles22008-02-14 12:24:01
            Molly! by karl-henrik2008-02-14 01:24:11
              So, Molly Yanked A Cable, has nothing to by klar_at_work2008-02-14 01:40:52
                Max? by Myke2008-02-14 08:48:55
          some males/females are cats/dogs/David Palmer by thetree2008-02-14 01:11:40
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-02-14 00:37:11
  {{{Treehugger}}} by Nea2008-02-14 08:45:43
    *poings and hugs* by Treehugger2008-02-14 09:12:24
      Illiways needed something nice for Valentine's Day by Nea2008-02-14 09:20:46
        And home grown is much better in treehugging style by Treehugger2008-02-14 09:21:40
          Good point! by Nea2008-02-14 09:26:27
  *puts BAS cauldron on counter* by sgrunt2008-02-14 05:52:38
    *fills cauldron to the brim* by Treehugger2008-02-14 05:54:09
      *empties cauldron to the last drop* by sgrunt2008-02-14 05:55:29
  *stumbles in, falls into a seat and rubs his eyes* by vampire2008-02-14 05:52:10
    Can haz JBM by Treehugger2008-02-14 05:53:31
      YEAH! by vampire2008-02-14 06:45:24
  Grarrr. by esbita2008-02-14 05:51:22
    *serves BAS and comforting hug* by Treehugger2008-02-14 05:53:06
      Yep, and a cold brewing. by esbita2008-02-14 06:03:32
  morning by aprylmae2008-02-14 05:40:22
    *Serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-02-14 05:41:03
      *sigh* by aprylmae2008-02-14 05:45:54
        Have a hug petal by Treehugger2008-02-14 05:48:20
          {{{Treehugger}}} (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-14 06:03:59
  *struggles in* by hactar the uhhh2008-02-14 05:33:47
    Hemlock? by Treehugger2008-02-14 05:40:28
  Good afternoon. by vectorz2008-02-14 04:38:28
    {{{vectorz}}} by Treehugger2008-02-14 04:47:08
      Make copious use of hammers? by vectorz2008-02-14 05:34:07
        Nah - they must have just developed their hands by Treehugger2008-02-14 05:39:56
  *stumbles in* by y2kdragon2008-02-14 04:23:03
    *offers to deliver rock salt to the region* by Treehugger2008-02-14 04:37:00
      We have the salt by y2kdragon2008-02-14 04:40:35
  *shuffles in* by Gouda2008-02-14 04:09:01
    {{{gouda}}} by Treehugger2008-02-14 04:13:01
  g'morning all. Happy capitalism day! by hax80r2008-02-14 03:30:08
    I thought "Capitalism Day" by y2kdragon2008-02-14 04:01:10
      Capitalism Day may be celebrated by pas512008-02-14 04:23:31
    *serves extra strong BAS* by Treehugger2008-02-14 03:38:27
      Thanks. I don't actually feel cruddy, I just find by hax80r2008-02-14 03:41:37
  Extra caffeination please... by asfrith2008-02-14 01:38:00
    *serves hiauge mocha* by Treehugger2008-02-14 03:20:04
      {{{Treehugger}}} by asfrith2008-02-14 05:55:05
        oh. O.O by Treehugger2008-02-14 05:59:51
          Believe me, you deserve it by asfrith2008-02-14 06:02:18
            Well thank you. Tis sweet by Treehugger2008-02-14 06:04:13
  *Brings selection of Choclit for the keep* by cokish2008-02-14 01:17:13
    yay Choclit! by Treehugger2008-02-14 03:14:34
  Morning :) by syren2008-02-14 01:05:35
    Morning pet by Treehugger2008-02-14 01:31:04
      Yup! by syren2008-02-14 01:51:05
    Morning, syren. by Esteis2008-02-14 01:11:37
      Good morning Esteis :) by syren2008-02-14 01:13:27
        Heh, I think I caught it before you lost it! by Esteis2008-02-14 01:21:38
          Indeed it is bad. by syren2008-02-14 01:52:51
    {{syren}} by Electric Storm2008-02-14 01:09:46
      Its lessened a lot. by syren2008-02-14 01:11:44
        Not at the moment, but.... by Electric Storm2008-02-14 01:14:20
          Bleh - OT is evil. by syren2008-02-14 01:16:27
            We were on it for close to 2.5 to 3 years by Electric Storm2008-02-14 01:29:04
              That's a lot extra every day isn't it? by syren2008-02-14 01:52:02
                Not too bad by Electric Storm2008-02-14 02:13:52
  Good morning... by rhinobird2008-02-14 00:46:16
    erm... ok by Treehugger2008-02-14 00:46:49
      no no. The canned cheeseburger will be fine. by rhinobird2008-02-14 00:48:39
        ewww. But, as you wish by Treehugger2008-02-14 00:57:40
          pops it open. dumps it onto a plate and begins by rhinobird2008-02-14 01:02:07
            I thought so by Treehugger2008-02-14 01:26:39
              mmm...tastey (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-14 01:38:53
  *huggifies the barkeep* by Esteis2008-02-14 00:43:16
    Good morning o' excited one by Treehugger2008-02-14 00:44:42
      One assumes correctly. by Esteis2008-02-14 00:47:11
  Good morning! by oedlan2008-02-14 00:42:42
    Wow by Treehugger2008-02-14 00:43:52
  Morning UFieland! by Electric Storm2008-02-14 00:39:49
    *serves Hot choc* by Treehugger2008-02-14 00:41:23
      *sips choc* :-9 (n/t) by Electric Storm2008-02-14 00:42:49
My recent 'Get rid of telemarketers' tactic by Ascag2008-02-14 00:16:11
  Fail. by Myke2008-02-14 08:41:53
  If you want off more lists, by aprylmae2008-02-14 06:39:08
    That's fine, but I've very often tried to simply by hadji2008-02-14 10:30:55
      I agree by aprylmae2008-02-14 11:33:50
  "We're not interested" *click* by jdelphiki2008-02-14 05:38:25
    They'll just call back. (n/t) by Myke2008-02-14 08:57:35
      I don't get many... by jdelphiki2008-02-14 10:35:17
  My favorite (and mose effective) tactic by radiowave9112008-02-14 05:28:30
  Competition is good... by flirkann2008-02-14 01:16:39
    :D Win. (n/t) by Esteis2008-02-14 01:24:12
  YATTGROT by oecher2008-02-14 00:43:58
    Nice job by y2kdragon2008-02-14 03:59:54
  Why are you calling this number? by Esteis2008-02-14 00:39:05
    Careful by esbita2008-02-14 12:29:09
    Heh. by taitano2008-02-14 00:45:37
  Mawson Hut. by fudje2008-02-14 00:38:49
  I have an unregistered phone number by cokish2008-02-14 00:35:18
    Not always by kent_eh2008-02-14 08:08:25
    me too :o) by c3po2008-02-14 00:44:49
  My solution is to not have a landline at home. by Scirocco2008-02-14 00:33:12
    "we do not use" is a very funny way by Spisefisken2008-02-14 00:35:52
  My favorite tactic is to have a nervous breakdown, by taitano2008-02-14 00:32:39
  Another effective one by smiffy2008-02-14 00:27:31
    Indeed, or tell them it's special number by Myke2008-02-14 00:32:39
      In a way, I *have* a special number... by smiffy2008-02-14 01:52:35
        Ever had to follow through on that? by andyz2008-02-14 09:02:12
      Thats cool! (n/t) by Ascag2008-02-14 00:41:37
      Love it! (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-02-14 00:33:36
  I hate how I can't put my .ca DID on the .us DNC by Myke2008-02-14 00:27:11
    Interviewer: Ah, mister Smith... by kahuana2008-02-14 17:24:10
  I read a great solution by oedlan2008-02-14 00:27:00
okay... so I am off... and Invoke: retiqlum2 by mekkanik_mike2008-02-14 00:12:50
  Good Luck! by RetiQlum22008-02-14 02:17:29
MMMLOTD by mekkanik_mike2008-02-14 00:08:17
  Is the no. 6 for Illiad? by oedlan2008-02-14 00:14:17
SOTM (or, SOTD): Voltaire - Anniversary by oedlan2008-02-14 00:05:52
  And, in contrast by y2kdragon2008-02-14 03:48:12
    And another one OT by oedlan2008-02-14 04:00:38
      BooHoo by y2kdragon2008-02-14 04:41:18
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-02-14 00:04:18
Official I Hate Valentines Day Thread by LJENS2008-02-14 00:02:25
  Celebrate properly by Hieraco2008-02-14 07:07:59
  I'm in a relationship, but still don't care for it (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-14 05:46:58
  Aww. Have a heart... by jdelphiki2008-02-14 05:39:29
    np. by LJENS2008-02-14 09:23:19
  I don't hate it this year! by Treehugger2008-02-14 04:15:27
  "Nasty holiday" is an oxymoron. by SciSSorS2008-02-14 03:52:35
    How says I don't have to work today? by LJENS2008-02-14 07:10:59
  Nobody linked this yet?? by karl-henrik2008-02-14 02:13:14
  Please tell me it's not an OFFICIAL holiday! by smiffy2008-02-14 01:58:17
    It's only official to... by y2kdragon2008-02-14 03:41:27
      Because it's a logistical nightmare. by esbita2008-02-14 07:10:55
    Has been, for a while now, with the church. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 02:06:45
  VD SUX! by imWACC02008-02-14 01:47:44
  Not if I'm flying back to Germany this weekend. by CynicalRyan2008-02-14 00:59:32
  Well for a busy couple it's good to have... by karl-henrik2008-02-14 00:10:06
    Married and depressed because i cant by joecrouse2008-02-14 07:23:31
    We have other such days. by chaotic2008-02-14 02:40:56
      Well I have to confess that I'm rather bad at.... by karl-henrik2008-02-14 04:28:10
      I don't need VD either by Spisefisken2008-02-14 03:14:55
  Speak for yourselves, it's not bringing *me* down. by Esteis2008-02-14 00:10:03
    Gwan then... the only thing that's stopping you... by mekkanik_mike2008-02-14 00:11:20
      Yeah...Girlfriends are only $150 an hour... (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-14 00:37:08
        Hah! *dies laughing* by syren2008-02-14 03:19:15
      Oh, I know. I'll find somebody eventually, by Esteis2008-02-14 00:25:53
        I hearby certify thee... by y2kdragon2008-02-14 03:36:12
          I must say: in practice, it's very nice when by Esteis2008-02-14 04:11:06
        Don't have any grudge against them either by LJENS2008-02-14 01:39:35
        grmbl.. single people make me sick.. :P by madjo2008-02-14 01:26:13
        *hugs* by syren2008-02-14 01:15:11
          *acts grouchy* by Esteis2008-02-14 01:57:32
            <Deleted><Deleted>2008-02-14 05:02:03
              Mod'd: Double. (n/t) by Tyop2008-02-14 05:02:22
                Actually a triple... (n/t) by kelli2172008-02-14 08:35:50
            <Deleted><Deleted>2008-02-14 09:01:22
              Moderated: Triple Post by Nea2008-02-14 09:01:58
              *is full of fail* Mods...I failed mightily. by syren2008-02-14 03:18:07
            Fear my awesome melty powers! by syren2008-02-14 03:15:48
        There's only so much vicariousness one can stand. (n/t) by leistico2008-02-14 00:52:59
          Glad I haven't reached that point yet. by Esteis2008-02-14 00:56:34
        I don't hold a grudge against the people, by Apo2008-02-14 00:49:52
          Heh. (n/t) by Esteis2008-02-14 00:53:43
  Check this out.. by mekkanik_mike2008-02-14 00:08:59
  I could'nt agree more by elrak2008-02-14 00:08:15
  I still have that bottle of Jim Beam from... by rhinobird2008-02-14 00:05:22
    I'd prefer single malt scotch... by LJENS2008-02-14 00:27:05
      I though you were against V-day? (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-14 00:35:04
        friend, not girlfriend... by LJENS2008-02-14 03:19:02
          Good single-malt by y2kdragon2008-02-14 03:44:18
            As opposed to couples-malt for V-day ? (n/t) by SciSSorS2008-02-14 03:53:22
      But there is different things to appreciate by Spisefisken2008-02-14 00:33:31
        Hows that go? I like my women like my scotch... by rhinobird2008-02-14 00:36:02
          Heathen by Spisefisken2008-02-14 00:43:54
            2nd'd by LJENS2008-02-14 03:17:12
              Bourbon is whiskey, not whisky. by Spisefisken2008-02-14 03:41:33
            Oh the horror creeps back... by karl-henrik2008-02-14 01:36:39
              Didn't you scream out loud by Spisefisken2008-02-14 02:01:40
                Some people... by karl-henrik2008-02-14 02:33:57
                  Never heard of it by Spisefisken2008-02-14 03:01:56
                    Spelling error. whisky I mean.. by karl-henrik2008-02-14 04:14:18
tock, tick, tock! by ag__wyvern2008-02-14 00:01:15
  who you? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-02-14 00:09:17
  Wake Up! by oedlan2008-02-14 00:08:50
Translations by Nea2008-02-14 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch (n/t) by mtsinot2008-02-14 02:16:02
    Door mtsinot by mtsinot2008-02-14 02:22:44
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2008-02-14 00:32:28
    von c3po by c3po2008-02-14 00:34:10
      vielleicht schreibt man mit zwei l! by Klymer2008-02-14 02:11:37
        *hebe llllllll auf* by c3po2008-02-14 02:33:17
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-02-14 00:00:49
  Woohoo! Made the top 50 by cuboci2008-02-14 00:08:18
    I've had to suspend operations... by smiffy2008-02-14 00:21:40
      You balance out by Didactylos2008-02-14 00:50:50
Question of the Day! by kickstart2008-02-14 00:00:03
  You are addicted to the QOTD (n/t) by sstacks2008-02-14 19:31:34
  You start the day with a mug of BAS by confused.brit2008-02-14 15:48:12
  You get up an hour before you need to by Treehugger2008-02-14 09:20:57
    And although I usually miss it, it is appreciated. by confused.brit2008-02-14 15:46:11
      MODS! FFox Hiccupped! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-02-14 15:47:00
    <Deleted><Deleted>2008-02-14 15:50:55
      Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2008-02-14 15:51:08
  You learn more from reading the board than by andyz2008-02-14 08:51:18
    So True.... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-02-14 15:44:27
  you answer this question. (n/t) by pas512008-02-14 08:17:04
  ... you DID expect a Spanish Inquisition. (n/t) by todAnthony2008-02-14 07:46:01
  You care more about the people here by joecrouse2008-02-14 07:44:56
  You get twitchy if your wallpaper calender isn't by Hieraco2008-02-14 07:05:18
  You get in touch with a friend you haven't talked by aprylmae2008-02-14 05:42:59
    that should say yearS, not year (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-14 05:43:43
  You met your husband on UF. by Spud2008-02-14 04:29:34
  ...you dream in text posts. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-14 02:20:11
  ...you include a daily visit to the site... by smiffy2008-02-14 01:54:12
    Guilty as charged by y2kdragon2008-02-14 03:33:28
  You use accolades to give hugs. (n/t) by Esteis2008-02-14 00:27:41
  ... you have a beer with your friends ... by Ascag2008-02-14 00:22:45
  Every day is Friday. by taitano2008-02-14 00:20:35
  You spend more time reading UF posts by taitano2008-02-14 00:13:57
    eh, yeah by madjo2008-02-14 01:29:18
    Not that word. Wash your mouth with soap.. by Spisefisken2008-02-14 00:20:41
      *sprays disinfectant on keybbo (n/t) by taitano2008-02-14 00:22:09
    *looks guilty* (n/t) by Esteis2008-02-14 00:17:23
  Your nightmare is Stef chasing you... by mekkanik_mike2008-02-14 00:10:15
  Mentions of llama porn puts butter in your head. (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-14 00:08:33
  http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons by Spisefisken2008-02-14 00:08:20
    Oh, crap! by cptspith2008-02-14 00:59:43
      Yup, that is my home page as well (n/t) by Hieraco2008-02-14 07:03:21
  If you keep hoping that a Dust puppy by oedlan2008-02-14 00:02:44
  Your doormat reads welcome in hex or binary (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-02-14 00:01:07
    "Four" makes you chuckle by imWACC02008-02-14 02:37:33
      That's my favorite comic on all of UF :) (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-02-14 04:16:29
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-02-14 00:00:00
  KeithRichardspoisonedacitizenbythepowerofGreyskull by cptspith2008-02-14 00:54:59
    Suposed to be "#0E0000" in Opera (almost black) by ideur2008-02-14 01:06:04

 

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