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Cartoon for Feb 12, 2008
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*wanders in with silly grin on face* by sgrunt2008-02-12 22:22:14
  Did you have a particularly good pee? by Hieraco2008-02-13 04:41:03
The Writers Strike is Over by Snate2008-02-12 22:13:03
  YAY! by Helphyre2008-02-17 21:38:46
  *Looks up from good book* by dire_lobo2008-02-12 22:38:35
    I'm not sure I care much either. I do know there by Snate2008-02-12 22:57:43
      My favorite shows did just fine without them by taitano2008-02-12 23:07:29
        As a Geek I'd notice if my TV was stolen by glitch2008-02-12 23:57:04
          I do like my hacked up DirecTivo though by glitch2008-02-12 23:58:29
      :-) Hope you didn't think I was trying to give you by dire_lobo2008-02-12 23:06:50
    I'm with you there. by manxmania2008-02-12 22:54:52
Freedom, R.I.P. by shadowsystems2008-02-12 21:37:25
  Freedom's fine. It's privacy that's dead. by taitano2008-02-12 23:20:34
  Ayep, all they have to say is that by Klaranth2008-02-12 22:43:53
    Everything I start to post would get me by dire_lobo2008-02-12 22:57:58
  Yep by glitch2008-02-12 21:59:05
today's XKCD is depressing, so here's a Rick Roll. by rhinobird2008-02-12 21:35:27
  Should pobably be moderated, as the content by shminux2008-02-12 21:52:08
    Hmmm, good point. This link should be better. by Snate2008-02-12 21:53:57
TTGTBT by radiowave9112008-02-12 21:11:42
  G'night - and thankee for the reply to my boy :-) (n/t) by dire_lobo2008-02-12 21:19:06
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-02-12 21:00:01
  Prost! to all those who have gone before us... by Garrinka2008-02-12 21:09:44
Could use some prayers, candles or fuzzies please by Garrinka2008-02-12 20:41:21
  thanks guys.. I am going to *try* and get by Garrinka2008-02-12 21:26:08
  I will pray for you =`( (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-02-12 21:04:53
  {{{Garrinka and Family}}} (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-12 21:02:42
  prayers, fuzzies and kind thoughts all headed your by dire_lobo2008-02-12 20:59:08
    thank you.. congratulations to your family .. by Garrinka2008-02-12 21:04:54
  {{{{ Garrinka }}}} by josie_beller2008-02-12 20:55:03
    thanks hon.. by Garrinka2008-02-12 20:59:27
  {{{Garrinka}}} by radiowave9112008-02-12 20:49:41
    wow you have a good memory *hugs* by Garrinka2008-02-12 20:56:54
      Thanks. by radiowave9112008-02-12 21:09:51
        *megahugs* it's not dumping hon.. by Garrinka2008-02-12 21:14:48
  {{{Garrinka & Family}}} (n/t) by intrinsic2008-02-12 20:42:25
LOL Lincolns are running on M$ software now. by taitano2008-02-12 20:15:23
  But Navigator was Netscape! :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-02-12 21:51:08
  Creates the excuse of "But, the car crashed ..." ( (n/t) by techrealm2008-02-12 20:22:22
    Blue Sedan Of Death (n/t) by kahuana2008-02-12 21:51:46
    39 security update(s) are available for your car ( (n/t) by amp_man2008-02-12 20:38:20
      Enable the remote desktop feature by taitano2008-02-12 20:42:42
I love ufiegear by dire_lobo2008-02-12 19:57:48
  will you be selling them at the store? by Hieraco2008-02-13 04:37:38
  mater/matter... (n/t) by dire_lobo2008-02-12 21:21:08
the fumble thumbs for me by laserman2008-02-12 19:48:16
  Hey you, IIRC, you also have a 1:1 model? by Danu2008-02-12 20:11:06
    the cessna centurian 210 by laserman2008-02-12 20:16:00
      rc :) (n/t) by laserman2008-02-12 20:24:07
        Oh man, I was so sucked into that one. :P by Danu2008-02-12 20:27:55
  hahahaha... by MrTrick2008-02-12 20:04:48
  Looks like someone forgot to pre-flight :-/ by Hieraco2008-02-12 19:54:22
    i did a preflight by laserman2008-02-12 19:59:19
  attn joecrouse you might like this link (n/t) by laserman2008-02-12 19:49:24
Gah!!! by MrTrick2008-02-12 19:37:03
  Switch them around... by firehawk2008-02-12 20:56:23
It's true... for I am verra verra proud of my boy by dire_lobo2008-02-12 19:30:52
  Congrats to the lobo pup! (n/t) by radiowave9112008-02-12 20:52:13
  May I ask by glitch2008-02-12 20:39:52
    Sure - Petunia. Said he knew it, but by dire_lobo2008-02-12 21:11:33
      They don't let you correct yourself? by glitch2008-02-12 21:30:41
        Happens to me as well. And no, they don't. Tis by dire_lobo2008-02-12 22:34:44
  Congratulations to him!!! (n/t) by josie_beller2008-02-12 20:34:28
  Bravo \o/ (n/t) by Danu2008-02-12 19:43:58
  Woot! Yay for the kid. (n/t) by deadweasle2008-02-12 19:42:31
  Can he give the board a few spelling pointers? by run.dll2008-02-12 19:37:18
    eh... if you can come up with enough dough, I'm by dire_lobo2008-02-12 19:45:10
      If you're making bread jokes, I'm leaven. (n/t) by Didactylos2008-02-12 19:57:41
        I was going to, but I couldn't think of anything by dire_lobo2008-02-12 20:01:48
          We know you're just a gluten for punishment. (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-12 20:06:00
            At least things would be spelt correctly! (n/t) by josie_beller2008-02-12 20:33:49
          You have a rye sense of humour. (n/t) by Didactylos2008-02-12 20:05:29
            As long as it stays FYOSS, and we don't get bulgar (n/t) by josie_beller2008-02-12 20:39:26
              We pass, just barley... (n/t) by MrTrick2008-02-12 21:32:38
  Yay! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2008-02-12 19:33:16
Well, it looks like Hillary is well on her way by subbywan2008-02-12 19:28:27
  Hey...if the patty fits. by firehawk2008-02-12 20:57:48
  lol. If either of the 2 win presidency by glitch2008-02-12 20:44:37
    Heh, liberals were saying the same when Bush by Concept2008-02-12 21:50:20
    Why leave? by Peace_man2008-02-12 21:23:47
    Why? by Didactylos2008-02-12 21:00:19
      Truthfully? by glitch2008-02-12 23:43:19
        As far as me by glitch2008-02-13 00:12:34
  What now? by taitano2008-02-12 20:19:06
    Which part wasn't clear? :P (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-12 20:35:08
      Why she's behaving like a child. . . by taitano2008-02-12 23:45:44
My SO has a new mistress. :) by Danu2008-02-12 18:34:14
  That hussy! I had a four year affair with by SouthpawPL2008-02-12 19:03:50
    lol by Danu2008-02-12 19:19:39
      Don't do it! The economy will go kablewie! by josie_beller2008-02-12 20:38:14
  Texas is one of only three or four states to be by taitano2008-02-12 19:00:12
    You have exquisite taste in your choice of ladies by Danu2008-02-12 19:18:54
      Why thank you, m'lady. by taitano2008-02-12 19:52:15
  Congratulations by Baywolfe2008-02-12 18:41:02
    :) (n/t) by Danu2008-02-12 18:55:38
Bart! The larynx is not a plaything! by taitano2008-02-12 18:06:41
  *pokes it a few more times* Aw man! (n/t) by firehawk2008-02-12 20:59:04
It's 3 am and I can't sleep by oedlan2008-02-12 18:04:51
  Do what I just did! by Eroen2008-02-12 20:32:56
  That'd put you +1 GMT (n/t) by glitch2008-02-12 18:49:09
Heheheh. Just watched marge beat the tar out of by taitano2008-02-12 17:48:56
Intel being raided by EU antitrust regulators by intrinsic2008-02-12 17:48:53
  Interesting, but not new. If AMD wanted to compete by dire_lobo2008-02-12 19:16:57
    Or just build more fabrication plants. by kahuana2008-02-12 21:48:01
    dont care much by roadhog2008-02-12 19:47:22
LASIK and eye movement by dennismv2008-02-12 17:37:25
  Double vision is common. Give it a few days... by firehawk2008-02-12 21:00:34
    it's been a few months by dennismv2008-02-12 22:12:16
  Double vision? by Didactylos2008-02-12 17:59:33
=( by mostlyharmles2008-02-12 17:34:29
  There are those who justify means by krikkert2008-02-12 17:49:14
    Torture for torture sounds equitable, but it's not by firehawk2008-02-12 21:04:40
  Yeah, really! by hadji2008-02-12 17:37:59
Ahhh, Chicago in the winter . . . by hadji2008-02-12 17:30:58
  wlcm to *my* world :) by Garrinka2008-02-12 20:19:34
  Ahhhh Perth in summer ... by LilDragon2008-02-12 17:47:36
    Ahhh, Melbourne in summer... ;oP by intrinsic2008-02-12 20:04:33
*comes in from the freezing cold and rain by jpprater2008-02-12 16:57:44
It may be a bit early for this, by rorajoey2008-02-12 16:42:02
  I hear ya hon... I hear ya *hugs* :) by Garrinka2008-02-12 20:21:51
"In the real world, of course, things do move: by run.dll2008-02-12 16:41:16
  The byte of the Python really smart by taitano2008-02-12 16:56:10
    'Twas brillig ... (n/t) by run.dll2008-02-12 17:02:40
      Negative prime numbers by run.dll2008-02-12 17:28:37
HADJI! by SnArL2008-02-12 15:18:31
  Very punny, very punny indeed =D (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-02-12 17:55:10
  I wonder if those hotdoggers were by rorajoey2008-02-12 17:42:33
    *thwap* Its not Friday. (n/t) by taitano2008-02-12 17:51:49
  Absolutely not! by hadji2008-02-12 17:36:48
    *singing*...an Oscar Meyer weeeee-nerrrrrr (n/t) by firehawk2008-02-12 21:08:58
  *twitch* ouch, that was almost painful to read by Freakazoid2008-02-12 16:25:38
  "Oh great. by taitano2008-02-12 15:56:24
  Some of the wurst puns I've ever seen. (n/t) by pas512008-02-12 15:34:28
    They mustard up all their resources for those puns (n/t) by divide by zero2008-02-12 16:55:59
      They got a bit ahead of me, by taitano2008-02-12 17:30:03
  HAHAHAHA :-D (n/t) by Snate2008-02-12 15:26:26
  It ain't snowing that badly outside. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 15:25:17
I just shoveled the sidewalk an hour ago. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 15:08:22
  you can get sued for that? by roadhog2008-02-12 15:36:44
    Happened to a co-worker by DesertRat662008-02-12 15:50:11
  Or the city doing it for you by nightmonger2008-02-12 15:34:00
UFICLE - need Access help #2 by TrogL2008-02-12 15:02:48
  Is this for a combo box on a form, or what? by merlin2008-02-12 15:04:52
    List box by TrogL2008-02-12 15:07:32
      Yes, by lheggland2008-02-12 15:22:47
Garfield had a Friday on a Monday?! by DesertRat662008-02-12 15:01:01
  I really like today's comic (n/t) by Snate2008-02-12 15:21:30
Cyber War front by run.dll2008-02-12 14:57:15
UFICLE - need Access help #1 by TrogL2008-02-12 14:53:51
  Coordinated sub-selects by merlin2008-02-12 14:59:00
    OK, so where do I put that in the GUI by TrogL2008-02-12 15:06:15
      Got it sorted out - thanks by TrogL2008-02-12 16:02:22
Need tons of translations for "No" by Snate2008-02-12 14:49:33
  Nie, both Czech and Slovak. (n/t) by Bertram2008-02-12 23:14:26
  "I have a headache" (n/t) by run.dll2008-02-12 17:03:52
    Not Friday (n/t) by intrinsic2008-02-12 19:13:41
  A couple more: by rorajoey2008-02-12 15:38:11
  teenager by SnappingTurtle2008-02-12 15:35:37
  Arabic - La (n/t) by mostlyharmles2008-02-12 15:21:27
    clicky by mostlyharmles2008-02-12 15:21:50
  ie - Japanese by Ataraxia2008-02-12 15:20:39
    いいえ, or "iie". (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-12 20:27:00
  nope, nah, uh-uh, negatory, no-way!, wrong-o ... (n/t) by bobmon2008-02-12 15:12:53
  some others by Kurai 2008-02-12 15:10:33
    I thought... by Glum_Reaper2008-02-12 15:22:38
      I should have added by Kurai 2008-02-12 15:37:05
    An email response asking if I am willing to come by Snate2008-02-12 15:13:17
    just realising I'm too late :D (n/t) by Kurai 2008-02-12 15:12:48
  Nee(n). Dutch. (n/t) by Sharku2008-02-12 15:07:29
  Well.. by Glum_Reaper2008-02-12 15:00:30
  Thanks, Y'all (n/t) by Snate2008-02-12 14:58:18
  Bulgarian - Не (phonetically "Ne") (n/t) by PeKaJe2008-02-12 14:56:41
  err, as far as i'm aware, "nyet" isn't russian by Freakazoid2008-02-12 14:54:43
    well nyet is Russian by dennismv2008-02-12 17:41:48
    it is, just using english characters. (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-12 14:55:27
  Spanish is "No" as well, I believe (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 14:53:08
    it is (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-12 14:54:52
  Scandinavian by Bonzo2008-02-12 14:52:01
    Danish would be Nej as well (n/t) by PeKaJe2008-02-12 14:53:57
      Really?! Hmm... If you say so... (n/t) by Bonzo2008-02-12 15:02:57
  Lo - Hebrew. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-12 14:51:24
Happy Birthday Me. </ego> (n/t) by LSU_Frodin2008-02-12 14:23:01
  Happy Birthday to You! (n/t) by notdeadyet2008-02-12 15:35:02
  It's your birthday?! by DesertRat662008-02-12 14:49:45
    It's cool, we won. GEAUX TIGERS! (n/t) by LSU_Frodin2008-02-12 15:36:55
    Don't give him ideas. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 14:53:10
  Happy Birthday Me. </fivedaysago> (n/t) by NuclearWinter2008-02-12 14:36:41
    Happy Birthday Me. </three weeks ago> (n/t) by Nea2008-02-12 14:49:34
      <one month from now> Happy Birthday Me. (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-12 20:00:43
  Happy Birthday You. by Snate2008-02-12 14:25:42
Pick their running mates. by merlin2008-02-12 14:20:03
  My take: by kelli2172008-02-12 14:31:37
    No way will Huckabee run on McCain's ticket by merlin2008-02-12 14:40:45
      Same goes for Clinton <=> Obama by DesertRat662008-02-12 14:44:39
Opening new gun shop in planning by DesertRat662008-02-12 13:48:30
  What you need, DR, is ... by leistico2008-02-12 16:16:43
    Don't forget booze and smokes. (n/t) by krikkert2008-02-12 17:53:18
  Sounds like a good idea. by taitano2008-02-12 15:45:29
  Drive through guns, eh? by veran2008-02-12 15:13:21
    Vending machines for grenades... by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 15:33:42
    There are days... by DesertRat662008-02-12 15:15:28
  You should open it here. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 14:02:28
  Drive-by shooting, huh? by MrTrick2008-02-12 14:00:00
    No, that was the rejected idea by imWACC02008-02-12 14:10:05
      plus all of Indiana by bobmon2008-02-12 14:18:08
  Where would it be? by hax80r2008-02-12 13:49:14
    Haven't decided yet by DesertRat662008-02-12 13:52:12
      The D/FW area needs a new gunshop/range by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 14:54:40
        And Texas is one of his preferred domicile states (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 14:59:42
          DR what about a combined Gunshop/computer repair by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 15:09:43
            Now THAT is a great idea! by RetiQlum22008-02-12 15:18:33
              Would be a new twist to trap shooting :-) by run.dll2008-02-12 17:37:00
            Have to think of a snappy name for it by DesertRat662008-02-12 15:17:46
              Guns N Geeks (n/t) by techi8702008-02-12 16:45:43
              Guns 'n' RAMo.... (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 15:35:27
                I'm not even gonna say what THAT sounds like (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-12 15:48:51
                  Computers Up 'N Arms (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 15:51:23
                That one is wothey of a Hdji'esqe groan :) by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 15:40:30
              "Clips and Chips" ? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 15:29:26
                Too fishy (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-12 15:33:56
              Techs and Tex? (n/t) by basher202008-02-12 15:22:31
                Sounds like a High Tech BBQ (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-12 15:28:01
                  I make a mean Brisket, ask Snarl :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 15:28:39
                Specializing in the AR-1586? (n/t) by basher202008-02-12 15:26:26
      Better hurry before Comrade Clinton by NuclearWinter2008-02-12 14:38:42
        One thing can change all of that by DesertRat662008-02-12 14:48:08
        Comrade Clinton can take my guns from my cold by hax80r2008-02-12 14:42:26
          Just don't change your name to Vince Foster :) (n/ (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 14:43:10
Grammar Nazi: Affect vs. Effect by Spud2008-02-12 13:46:31
  Effects is a fancy word for weapons. by jayfarm2008-02-12 16:35:23
  English is often more difficult to understand by taitano2008-02-12 14:37:34
    *eye twitch* by RetiQlum22008-02-12 14:50:31
    In threads like this, yes. by Spud2008-02-12 14:49:07
  It's funny, by aprylmae2008-02-12 13:57:05
    Is this "Talk Like Captain Kirk" Day"? (n/t) by run.dll2008-02-12 14:01:17
    We can talk about commas some other day. (n/t) by Spud2008-02-12 13:58:37
      Someone I know just woke up from one of those. by taitano2008-02-12 14:40:05
  and that affectively ends it. by run.dll2008-02-12 13:51:08
    *stabs run.dll* by Spud2008-02-12 13:52:14
  What thread? (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 13:48:28
    Can't you find it? (n/t) by Spud2008-02-12 13:49:59
      Oh, the "Human Worth" thread? by merlin2008-02-12 13:52:15
        And that by mostlyharmles2008-02-12 15:12:13
        You'd think I would, as much time as I spend by Spud2008-02-12 13:54:12
          offshore butcher English?? by robertltux2008-02-12 15:49:19
          Both of those grate on my nerves. by merlin2008-02-12 13:59:58
            Hah! That's great! (n/t) by Spud2008-02-12 14:00:34
              Hey, they were just trying to be nice. by run.dll2008-02-12 14:03:16
                "ingrate" by bastetsmuse2008-02-12 14:12:25
                  Way to miss the point. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-12 14:15:32
                    There was a point?! by bastetsmuse2008-02-12 14:21:42
                      *pouts* (n/t) by Spud2008-02-12 14:24:27
                    However, it did get me pondering by run.dll2008-02-12 14:21:32
                Are you wearing your stab-resistant t-shirt? by Spud2008-02-12 14:04:16
                  Two stabbings! by run.dll2008-02-12 14:16:42
                    Oh Boy (n/t) by Snate2008-02-12 14:24:43
                      *stabs run.dll and snate* (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-12 14:34:47
                        Hey, what did I do?!? by Snate2008-02-12 14:54:13
                          Oh, what sad times are these ... by run.dll2008-02-12 16:36:24
Somewhere near me, by aprylmae2008-02-12 13:45:05
  The idea sounds appealing by divide by zero2008-02-12 17:13:09
Is it just me, or does it seem that the US is- by hax80r2008-02-12 13:43:26
  It's perfect. by Illiad2008-02-12 17:12:04
  It's just you. by Peace_man2008-02-12 15:38:02
  nope you are paranoid. by roadhog2008-02-12 15:26:08
  Look at their logistics by basher202008-02-12 15:17:17
  Not a cold-war, a hot one. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 14:09:17
  It's posing by the Russians. by subbywan2008-02-12 13:47:30
    Why do I keep reading this as "poisoning"? (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 14:17:06
    I agree, but by run.dll2008-02-12 13:55:55
      Would be very VERY hard for them by subbywan2008-02-12 14:02:53
        Question: Why would China want to invade western by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 15:03:56
          Oil, coal, iron ore, etc. by basher202008-02-12 15:10:26
            Worse comes to worse, they could march by subbywan2008-02-12 15:22:08
              After travelling that terrain... by RetiQlum22008-02-12 15:32:58
                You're aiming high ... I'm thinking of coming up by subbywan2008-02-12 15:34:33
              That terrain is really rough...I would think that by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 15:27:14
                Kazakhstan maybe ... by subbywan2008-02-12 15:35:30
          They have a LOT of money invested in the US by subbywan2008-02-12 15:07:21
            I understand but...financially it does not make by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 15:24:06
              How would they involve the UN?? by subbywan2008-02-12 15:36:47
    don't you mean Eastern Russia? by postaljohn2008-02-12 13:55:28
      oops. Yes. Sorry. (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-12 13:56:46
  Here we go again. by DesertRat662008-02-12 13:45:17
    It was bound to happen someday. (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-12 13:46:23
      Yep by DesertRat662008-02-12 13:57:15
        They still have the nuclear/proxy war tactic avail by hax80r2008-02-12 14:03:35
          Last I heard by DesertRat662008-02-12 14:26:22
            They could threaten the West by run.dll2008-02-12 14:33:18
What do you think is better... by MrTrick2008-02-12 13:22:48
  Oh yeah, forgot about the X23's lack of wireless by MrTrick2008-02-12 13:58:42
    Lack of wireless can be fixed. by kahuana2008-02-12 22:05:06
      Or a PC-Card Wireless NIC... (just reading the by kahuana2008-02-12 22:09:41
  i'd say the X23 by Freakazoid2008-02-12 13:43:27
  Is low weight an essential? by EndlessWaves2008-02-12 13:39:41
Stupid Math Question by Frogboy2008-02-12 13:08:33
  Grind it out, cancellations abound. by divide by zero2008-02-12 17:41:13
    To clarify, it started life as by Frogboy2008-02-12 18:45:12
  If it is more complicated than Army math by micahrw2008-02-12 13:10:15
    Army math is basically < or > evaluations by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 13:26:06
      Reduce to Previous Case by run.dll2008-02-12 13:58:51
What's in your clipboard? by Freakazoid2008-02-12 13:03:52
  174.6 (n/t) by Hieraco2008-02-12 19:19:33
  It appears to be empty. (n/t) by tallastro2008-02-12 17:37:55
  linux-libc-dev_2.6.22-14.51_amd64.deb (n/t) by parastra2008-02-12 15:22:01
  Uhh... a bunch C++ style comments I pasted into my by Ataraxia2008-02-12 14:46:08
  Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? A: by Bonzo2008-02-12 14:14:11
    ROFLMAO! by RetiQlum22008-02-12 14:27:26
      Me too! (n/t) by Bonzo2008-02-12 14:50:55
  let's see ... by cHUCKab2008-02-12 14:12:16
  my clipboard by Rogue19712008-02-12 13:59:58
  $fell(req) |-> !req[*0:$] ##1 $fell(grant); by JimK2008-02-12 13:58:19
  Mine: by Arivia2008-02-12 13:55:36
  71.10.252.4 (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-12 13:45:52
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-02-12 14:17:05
    Moderated for breaking the horizontal scroll. (n/t) by Nea2008-02-12 14:17:26
    Did you see my post on implementing Master/Detail by merlin2008-02-12 13:47:38
      Yes, and it's still being a b5. by Phoon2008-02-12 13:54:59
    mods? horizontal scroll breakage... by Freakazoid2008-02-12 13:44:53
      Ufie Mini Poll by robertltux2008-02-12 14:08:41
        Screen is larger, but browser window smaller.(n/t) by dodrian2008-02-12 14:54:48
        1280x800 laptop :) (n/t) by Ataraxia2008-02-12 14:51:24
        1024x767 by hax80r2008-02-12 14:36:03
          ooh! ooh! i'm asking! by Freakazoid2008-02-12 14:37:24
            My slightly...odd screen bugs out at by hax80r2008-02-12 14:44:43
              o.O ... That's probably a bad thing! (n/t) by PeKaJe2008-02-12 14:50:07
                yeah, it hurts to touch. (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-12 14:54:10
                  Given the level of "zap" it can produce ... by PeKaJe2008-02-12 15:06:38
                    Meh, try 20kv off a flyback. by hax80r2008-02-12 17:41:14
            Pixel failure ;) (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 14:42:05
        still stuck with 1024x768 at *ork here by Freakazoid2008-02-12 14:28:33
        1024 for EVER! (n/t) by Bonzo2008-02-12 14:18:01
      Fits here. Hrm. (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-12 13:54:12
  <force_auth>ntlm</force_auth> (n/t) by Didactylos2008-02-12 13:36:23
  Hflsdkl;asdfEjklsdfjklsdfLsdfLO by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 13:34:37
    Hello to you too. :P (n/t) by Sharku2008-02-12 14:17:31
    I thought that's how Gaelic worked (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 13:37:23
  Link to adding signature in OutlookExpress by todAnthony2008-02-12 13:30:50
  $corporateservername (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-02-12 13:26:38
  a grue probably... by LJENS2008-02-12 13:19:30
    It is sticky here... (n/t) by EndlessWaves2008-02-12 13:41:10
  bin boot dev etc home lib media mnt opt p by MrTrick2008-02-12 13:18:00
  Going on hiatus for a bit. (n/t) by Sharku2008-02-12 13:12:46
    You could at least answer the question first by merlin2008-02-12 13:15:43
      Hmm... might I suggest... by Sharku2008-02-12 13:29:52
  "1075.png" (n/t) by hobbs2008-02-12 13:12:28
  \\znxp171715\c$\install\pct\pctnetwork.bat by kc5sdy2008-02-12 13:12:14
    Also on my other desktop... by kc5sdy2008-02-12 13:15:25
    Who the heck named that server? by RetiQlum22008-02-12 13:13:48
      That is a laptop actually. by kc5sdy2008-02-12 13:14:48
  A link to pictures of KickStarts baby. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 13:11:57
    j.butterfly said I can post them: by RetiQlum22008-02-12 13:24:42
      She's getting SO big! (n/t) by misrobin22008-02-12 13:45:18
  </sup> by Frogboy2008-02-12 13:10:13
  KT22BP by misrobin22008-02-12 13:08:50
  501D46L-W2K.na.ds.somedomain.com (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 13:08:48
  /u1/app/oracle/product/as10g by deadweasle2008-02-12 13:08:40
  Something I just posted for Phoon. by merlin2008-02-12 13:08:29
  here's mine : by Klaranth2008-02-12 13:08:26
  <>'new' Or Is Not Null by abaron2008-02-12 13:06:49
    Do you really want that as an Or condition? by merlin2008-02-12 13:09:28
      BAH! by abaron2008-02-12 13:12:01
    I know that feeling by Freakazoid2008-02-12 13:08:19
      Mine's not nearly as slow... by abaron2008-02-12 13:10:51
  edited but here it is by tesla_koil2008-02-12 13:06:16
  VALMONT INDUSTRIES DISC ROAM 487849 (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-12 13:06:12
  It's an image by Bellator2008-02-12 13:06:11
  society (n/t) by techi8702008-02-12 13:06:09
  =DATEDIF(B13,D12,"m") by Spud2008-02-12 13:04:52
lets say some nefarious invidual had by tesla_koil2008-02-12 12:56:09
  don't know and 500 megatons (n/t) by robertltux2008-02-12 13:50:54
I thought ADO.NET was supposed to make things by Phoon2008-02-12 12:52:11
  Are you using DataRelations? by merlin2008-02-12 12:57:37
    Yes. by Phoon2008-02-12 12:59:18
      So, are you trying to basically do a Master/Detail by merlin2008-02-12 13:08:02
        Problem is, it's cross-form. by Phoon2008-02-12 13:56:45
          Is this WinForms or WebForms? by merlin2008-02-12 14:03:33
Itchy is NOT one of the Seven Dwarves. by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 12:51:22
  you know by aprylmae2008-02-12 12:55:13
  Neither is Scratchy (n/t) by vdp2008-02-12 12:54:35
Cool! by ChUcKaB2008-02-12 12:48:39
  Allso cool! by Bonzo2008-02-12 12:58:34
    Cool, yes. But not my can of soda. Pepsi FTW! (n/t) by cHUCKab2008-02-12 14:08:29
How many ways can we measure "Human worth"? by subbywan2008-02-12 12:26:23
  I've had quite a bit spent on keeping me alive... by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 15:31:57
  The measure of one's worth depends more on the by taitano2008-02-12 15:18:34
  Dismembered and disassembled? by SnArL2008-02-12 14:38:58
  It should be possible to measure how by Peace_man2008-02-12 13:18:29
    *gives Peace_man a medal* (n/t) by Spud2008-02-12 14:03:22
    I need to know how we *can* measure. (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-12 13:36:34
      This is why we need advances in the by Peace_man2008-02-12 16:02:23
        So you're saying there isn't a way currently? (n/t by subbywan2008-02-12 16:03:53
          Not that I know of. Do you have any info? (n/t) by Peace_man2008-02-12 21:55:25
            Thank you. That's what I wanted to know (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-13 11:09:23
      measure the amount of sadness by voxwoman2008-02-12 13:49:51
  It is questions like this by micahrw2008-02-12 13:08:14
    Were you the one who killed them? by RetiQlum22008-02-12 13:23:52
    I think your worth by aprylmae2008-02-12 13:14:22
  Mine is pretty coldhearted. by esbita2008-02-12 12:59:47
  Square root of the sum of the values of by ttlogic2008-02-12 12:58:24
  % of the GDP (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-02-12 12:53:45
  Calories. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 12:48:22
    "To Serve Man" (n/t) by run.dll2008-02-12 12:55:24
      It's a WHAT? (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 13:09:41
        No way I'm falling for that brain eater. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-12 13:17:43
          It's easier if you just don't fight it. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 13:20:44
  About the cost of the chemicals: by Ascag2008-02-12 12:47:14
    Priced a kidney lately? (n/t) by run.dll2008-02-12 12:56:27
      That would be the "compounds" he referenced (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-12 12:58:28
  In watts (n/t) by altordwm2008-02-12 12:41:17
  I forgot to mention. by MadnessASAP2008-02-12 12:37:20
  The number of people whose lives they effect, by aprylmae2008-02-12 12:33:56
  How much they value each hour of their life. by MadnessASAP2008-02-12 12:33:20
  Everything and nothing. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 12:33:06
    Agreed...perception of worth... by jdelphiki2008-02-12 13:01:39
  the size of their bank account? by voxwoman2008-02-12 12:30:20
  The amount that a person contributes to society. by techi8702008-02-12 12:29:30
    How can you quantify this, though? by sgrunt2008-02-12 12:33:05
Heh. YouTube = Internet Cholesterol by andyz2008-02-12 12:25:26
Oy. And Vey. by voxwoman2008-02-12 12:24:32
  The local newspaper here by basher202008-02-12 13:20:47
  You live in Jersey, and this is the first snow you by vdp2008-02-12 12:30:54
    Ayup. by voxwoman2008-02-12 12:34:18
      Weird. I only live about 70 miles North... by RetiQlum22008-02-12 12:46:29
        If I remember rightly you live out in Easton by Sterling_Ag2008-02-12 12:53:24
      Here we already got more snow than any by vdp2008-02-12 12:43:24
    Yep.. by Sterling_Ag2008-02-12 12:34:06
  What is it with you USians and snow? :-p (n/t) by sgrunt2008-02-12 12:26:57
    It's the idiots that forget how to drive by Sterling_Ag2008-02-12 12:33:04
      It's the people who drive like idiots by voxwoman2008-02-12 12:40:16
ATTN: micahrw by aprylmae2008-02-12 12:16:28
  also by aprylmae2008-02-12 12:52:48
    I did read it by micahrw2008-02-12 13:09:25
      no I don't (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-12 13:15:48
  OK ATTN At Work by micahrw2008-02-12 12:23:34
    It is a good thing I am so cute by micahrw2008-02-12 12:24:49
      it really is good, by aprylmae2008-02-12 12:28:00
Why can't I find a mobile phone that I like? by krisguy2008-02-12 12:10:37
  working in this branch... by LJENS2008-02-12 12:34:46
    Thanks by krisguy2008-02-12 12:57:32
      np... by LJENS2008-02-12 13:23:02
  enV :) (n/t) by Havoc2008-02-12 12:27:04
  I use my K800i for blogging. Love that thing. by Skelwar2008-02-12 12:21:39
Being nice to stupid people by micahrw2008-02-12 12:09:58
  That wasn't very smart by altordwm2008-02-12 12:12:24
    Actually, by micahrw2008-02-12 12:14:44
We're just musing? by sem2008-02-12 11:56:00
Is "Educational television" an oxymoron? by run.dll2008-02-12 11:54:07
A prime example of persistent software: by sgrunt2008-02-12 11:53:14
  I can see now the solution he's come up with is by sgrunt2008-02-12 12:20:01
  Don't sit on your laptop! You may get burns on by vdp2008-02-12 12:08:37
    Isn't it by micahrw2008-02-12 12:11:59
  Bonzai Buddy anyone? (n/t) by micahrw2008-02-12 12:04:42
    KOS programs list?? by robertltux2008-02-12 13:59:29
hmmm ... I just calculated how much I make a day by justncase2008-02-12 11:48:25
  Hey, can you take my dad's name off your lists? by voxwoman2008-02-12 12:32:03
    Most of my lists are internal to the University. by justncase2008-02-12 12:35:12
      Well, that's good. I turned down cash money by voxwoman2008-02-12 12:43:00
oh uficle.... i need some law search help by unjust2008-02-12 11:43:08
  Not without a permit. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 13:34:43
  IIRC, you're allowed to produce up to by basher202008-02-12 13:26:01
    no you can produce about that much beer and wine.. by unjust2008-02-12 15:17:38
  found a few thigns on tax almanac... (n/t) by unjust2008-02-12 12:56:27
  I love to make my own vodka by micahrw2008-02-12 11:49:20
  2nd google hit for 'atf alcohol still' by PsychoI3oy2008-02-12 11:46:27
Boss is making a run to WalMart by micahrw2008-02-12 11:32:38
  Copy paper is an office staple. (n/t) by micahrw2008-02-12 11:45:06
  My standard response to that question is: by SnArL2008-02-12 11:42:44
    mine is usually: by justncase2008-02-12 11:50:26
      WalMart by micahrw2008-02-12 12:02:02
        You haven't been to my WalMart then. (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 12:34:38
          Ditto here. :D (n/t) by justncase2008-02-12 12:35:53
  maybe you should have told him that we need by aprylmae2008-02-12 11:36:02
  Careful with telling him that, or you'll be by sgrunt2008-02-12 11:35:04
*happy dance* Just got the payoff quote on $car_1 by merlin2008-02-12 11:21:59
  Excellent! by NuclearWinter2008-02-12 11:30:51
    MINIs are fun by Sterling_Ag2008-02-12 11:31:45
      The SO has one, but it's been sick a few times... by NuclearWinter2008-02-12 11:39:24
        Yikes by Sterling_Ag2008-02-12 12:01:49
  \o/ Enjoy the budget breathing room. (n/t) by esbita2008-02-12 11:30:47
    Yeah, right :) You know what my plan is. by merlin2008-02-12 11:45:45
      Yes, however... by esbita2008-02-12 12:41:38
        This is very true. I'm just trying to keep that by merlin2008-02-12 13:05:17
Does NATO threaten Russia? by run.dll2008-02-12 11:21:34
  From Putin's point of view, yes. by lheggland2008-02-12 12:09:04
    NATO may not be around for much longer by subbywan2008-02-12 12:14:37
      I doubt it, the big bad bear is acting up again. by lheggland2008-02-12 12:34:20
        That was "old" NATO. by subbywan2008-02-12 12:35:50
          If the Russians really do start rattling sabres, by run.dll2008-02-12 13:47:36
            Absolutely. Which makes dissolving the current one by subbywan2008-02-12 13:49:52
      I think that had NATO already been dissolved by ttlogic2008-02-12 12:30:58
        Iraq and Afghanistan are entirely different things by swisscheese2008-02-12 14:29:14
        It'll be replaced by something else. (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-12 12:33:54
          Like what? by ttlogic2008-02-12 12:36:55
            That's just it ... If they can't get countries by subbywan2008-02-12 12:38:17
  Not a chance. by subbywan2008-02-12 11:32:54
    s/Vanada/Canada (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-12 11:33:15
Neilson-UFies... tune in to Jericho tonight! by ag__wyvern2008-02-12 10:33:12
  The series is going to be continued? :o (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-02-12 11:16:10
    7 episode series. Viewership determines if it goes by ag__wyvern2008-02-12 11:36:33
  Based on early reviews it won't be the same by DesertRat662008-02-12 10:35:18
    Those reviews are off by Fandango2008-02-12 11:20:27
    OK, what does TEOTWAWKI mean? by SaylorA2008-02-12 11:14:20
      It goes places by DesertRat662008-02-12 11:19:57
        Are those the books about Ben Raines? by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 11:24:48
          Yes by DesertRat662008-02-12 11:26:24
      The end of the worls as we know it (n/t) by techi8702008-02-12 11:15:18
        worls/world (n/t) by techi8702008-02-12 11:15:40
    that's okay by ag__wyvern2008-02-12 10:38:59
Wish me luck second interview today. by joecrouse2008-02-12 10:32:37
  decent chances. Would be a nice easy walk by joecrouse2008-02-12 11:29:52
  Good luck! :) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 11:12:09
    pre-emptive eating? cool by joresgump2008-02-12 11:29:53
      Yeah! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 11:38:25
    Wha...hey! You can't do that!...uuuuhhhh... (n/t) by sgrunt2008-02-12 11:14:15
      Me again! Muahhaahahhaa! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 11:26:48
        *eats hactar's evil laugh* (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 12:35:33
What some of the greatest scientific thinkers... by Illiad2008-02-12 10:15:39
  Interesting to see that two of them have to do by Peace_man2008-02-12 10:56:07
    Equality has always meant equality of rights, not by carl522008-02-12 18:55:50
    All humans are roughly equal in value by joecrouse2008-02-12 11:38:42
    Not equal worth. Equal chance. by subbywan2008-02-12 11:19:20
      That 'equal chance' means an equality exists. by Peace_man2008-02-12 13:27:34
        yes. *an* equality does exist. by subbywan2008-02-12 13:29:28
  No Einstein and the cosmological constant? by AndyA2008-02-12 10:27:36
    "annual request of the edge.org website" by run.dll2008-02-12 10:30:53
      Pity Susan Blackmore changed her mind by AndyA2008-02-12 10:33:23
  Einstein was wrong by taitano2008-02-12 10:26:18
    He was right but for the wrong reason. (n/t) by AndyA2008-02-12 10:28:24
      If a person is right for the wrong reason, by taitano2008-02-12 10:40:49
  The atomic bomb won the war by run.dll2008-02-12 10:25:05
    from what i have heard by robertltux2008-02-12 14:13:11
    Not just American lives... by jdelphiki2008-02-12 10:37:29
      Okinawa gave a good indication of the results by DesertRat662008-02-12 11:04:56
        OTOH... by jdelphiki2008-02-12 11:49:15
          I'm not the least uncomfortable with it. by lheggland2008-02-12 11:58:15
            Same here by DesertRat662008-02-12 12:51:49
              disagree by roadhog2008-02-12 20:10:10
                A demonstration was discussed by geopsychic2008-02-12 20:14:30
                  I think we can be quick by roadhog2008-02-12 20:26:47
              Oh, I agree... by jdelphiki2008-02-12 13:03:40
                OK now I see where you're coming from (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-12 14:51:27
    Some old Japanese soldiers I have met said that by taitano2008-02-12 10:35:20
    Atomic bombs, the cause of, and solution to all of by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 10:30:30
      Now stop messing with our precious bodily fluids. (n/t) by AndyA2008-02-12 10:34:09
  Good read by y2kdragon2008-02-12 10:20:43
Free backup-sw for WinXP??? by shargo2008-02-12 10:13:52
  XPs might work after all.... by shargo2008-02-12 10:23:57
    There are dozens of free ones by EndlessWaves2008-02-12 13:33:29
      Thats why I reffered to BackupExec by shargo2008-02-12 14:34:19
Well, I think the 3rd Party Developer owes me a by merlin2008-02-12 10:12:49
  Good thing disabling Themes is the first thing tha by bwkaz2008-02-12 16:04:22
O.o The sky is gray, but the sun shines brightly by taitano2008-02-12 10:12:18
  That's not the sun by y2kdragon2008-02-12 10:22:12
    Nah. Our house has so much asbestos, we'll be fine by taitano2008-02-12 10:24:23
Funny pic I've found by Qcumber-some2008-02-12 10:07:38
  How much gas could I get for my wife? (n/t) by micahrw2008-02-12 12:05:32
    You would own the entire company, by aprylmae2008-02-12 12:10:28
      I produce 1000 times more than that a day. (n/t) by micahrw2008-02-12 12:12:50
        true, but nobody is willing to pay for yours (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-12 12:17:15
          Trust me hun by micahrw2008-02-12 12:36:11
SOT it's really cold and I wanna be on the beach M by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 09:36:38
  As long as we're on a Buffett kick by basher202008-02-12 10:30:06
  SotM - King of somewhere hot. (cause its so cold) by joecrouse2008-02-12 09:56:35
  I'm thinking of moving back... by RetiQlum22008-02-12 09:49:52
    YOu move to Guam Ill bring the fishing gear and by joecrouse2008-02-12 09:53:01
      I was thinking of the Marshall Islands, but... by RetiQlum22008-02-12 10:15:39
        and that 20k foot runway would make a GREAT drag by joecrouse2008-02-12 10:23:16
        I may have been a bit harsh. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 10:19:53
      Let me grab my mask and flippers by basher202008-02-12 10:12:53
      Hmmm... (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-12 09:59:28
        know where we can get a b57 hustler for sale cheap (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 10:05:48
          I know somewhere that has a Thud . (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 10:06:12
            A friend works near a large inventory by DesertRat662008-02-12 10:22:53
  Boat Drinks - Jimmy Buffet by joecrouse2008-02-12 09:47:52
  I like some of the other versions better. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 09:45:42
Hillary's next commercial just got written for her by DesertRat662008-02-12 09:27:02
  So, are you really that scared of Obama? by NuclearWinter2008-02-12 10:41:52
    I think Obama or McCain would be great. by Illiad2008-02-12 10:57:09
      What I think would be funny is if Obama won the by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 10:58:31
        Wouldn't happen by DesertRat662008-02-12 11:09:28
          Exactly :-D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 11:37:16
          I think a more interesting question is if McCain by merlin2008-02-12 11:24:36
            For that slot I'm guessing by DesertRat662008-02-12 11:28:34
              Oh my, McCain/Lieberman? by altordwm2008-02-12 11:31:55
              carp 2008 =>2012 (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-12 11:28:57
    Nope by DesertRat662008-02-12 10:48:04
  Obama counters with this: by SnArL2008-02-12 10:24:01
    To which the sheeple reply by DesertRat662008-02-12 10:29:04
      All of this is amusing and everything... by jdelphiki2008-02-12 10:46:31
        Hillary backers will go to Obama by altordwm2008-02-12 10:58:31
          Which is what confuses me about the democrats. by AndyA2008-02-12 11:34:22
            Republicans aren't much better on that count... by jdelphiki2008-02-12 17:01:55
            All I can tell you is what I've experienced by DesertRat662008-02-12 11:51:54
            Or both... :( by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 11:40:31
              Ask not what your country can do for you... by AndyA2008-02-12 11:45:49
                Shhhh!!!...that is the part you are not supposed by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 11:57:54
          A lot are out off by DesertRat662008-02-12 11:14:41
            sp/out/put (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-12 11:15:41
        An interesting question indeed by DesertRat662008-02-12 10:56:56
  That's pretty funny, but it says more about by Havoc2008-02-12 09:43:18
    Guilt by association works every time by DesertRat662008-02-12 09:50:49
      Might HELP Hillary. :) (n/t) by Havoc2008-02-12 10:08:47
        Nah. For every vote that came her way... by swisscheese2008-02-12 10:23:02
          Yay Obama! (n/t) by Havoc2008-02-12 12:24:46
Plausible Deniability Defined by DesertRat662008-02-12 09:21:41
  sorry micahrw by aprylmae2008-02-12 12:51:07
  Do you know where to get the rest of those? by huitzilopochtli2008-02-12 09:42:38
    Since the despair ones are copyright despair.com by AndyA2008-02-12 09:54:04
      You can make your own by DesertRat662008-02-12 09:57:47
        Despair also allows you to make your own by NuclearWinter2008-02-12 10:44:34
        Nifty! by huitzilopochtli2008-02-12 10:17:27
    Military Motivator by DesertRat662008-02-12 09:53:47
      B-52 (n/t) by lheggland2008-02-12 11:54:00
      Aparently im Also an EA6B. by joecrouse2008-02-12 10:04:54
        Same here (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-02-12 11:23:10
        F/A-22 by schwing12008-02-12 10:57:35
        Me too! (n/t) by NDwight2008-02-12 10:22:23
        I got F-15 Eagle (n/t) by DesertRat662008-02-12 10:06:58
          Same here. (n/t) by techi8702008-02-12 11:23:57
          F/A 22 raptor (n/t) by emlaabs2008-02-12 10:08:56
            me too (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-12 12:30:33
            F-15 Eagle (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 10:13:06
              EA6B Prowler (n/t) by merlin2008-02-12 10:15:13
                same here (n/t) by Danu2008-02-12 13:37:58
                  And here. (n/t) by ChuckAB2008-02-12 17:37:13
                Sopwith Camel by run.dll2008-02-12 10:39:16
                  C5 Galaxy by abaron2008-02-12 10:55:25
                    B-52 Stratofortress, I'm old and wise by SaylorA2008-02-12 11:50:03
                      I would probably by micahrw2008-02-12 12:44:42
                        Don't guess, go take the quiz! :) (n/t) by SaylorA2008-02-12 13:01:51
                          The quiz says B-52 by micahrw2008-02-12 13:12:15
    Dispair has depressing ones. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 09:48:44
  I love it by y2kdragon2008-02-12 09:26:31
From the Inbox: by merlin2008-02-12 08:55:12
  Yup by y2kdragon2008-02-12 09:19:47
    And that the perfect husband is someone else's. by taitano2008-02-12 10:22:17
  Brilliant! :D (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 09:01:00
new indoor record for user stupidity by basher202008-02-12 08:50:49
  But <user> gave an accurate response by y2kdragon2008-02-12 09:21:08
  You win by DesertRat662008-02-12 09:04:25
Crisis in Iraq: Panic and Fear spread by DesertRat662008-02-12 08:49:22
  This is good news. Unfortunately by Peace_man2008-02-12 09:16:44
  Explain to me this: by RetiQlum22008-02-12 09:05:33
    Well, how smart do you have to be by DesertRat662008-02-12 09:08:17
      Even the mentally impaired can do that by run.dll2008-02-12 09:50:30
        Coerced to do that you mean by DesertRat662008-02-12 09:56:11
          Seriously, what coverage did you expect? by Sharku2008-02-12 10:18:44
            Just report it by DesertRat662008-02-12 10:21:25
              Oh ok. by Sharku2008-02-12 10:33:49
                Nope by DesertRat662008-02-12 10:38:07
ATTN Snarl - you made the Law Dog Files!!!! by merlin2008-02-12 08:38:14
  That is great :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 09:15:03
Shiny.... likes it, we does.... by svengelska2008-02-12 08:32:22
  Cleaning the screen to keep it shiney (n/t) by smiler_as2008-02-12 08:51:02
    I found that in a forum... by svengelska2008-02-12 09:43:33
I switched forecast fox to Celsius by emlaabs2008-02-12 08:29:44
  Real geeks use K. (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-12 09:59:45
    -273 K (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 10:59:29
      I think you mean -273 C ? (n/t) by subbywan2008-02-12 12:16:07
        Nah, I want -273 K...really *really* cold! :) by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 14:51:35
          If you get -273 K, it's a fair bet you've already by subbywan2008-02-12 15:44:49
  One American down, 299,999,999 to go :-) by run.dll2008-02-12 09:45:48
  -40 is -40 (n/t) by TrogL2008-02-12 08:58:10
  -6 here, -20 with windchill. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-12 08:51:43
  Quick & dirty C° -> F° is to by merlin2008-02-12 08:46:43
    Or if you want to be more accurate by AndyA2008-02-12 08:54:52
      Well, yes, that's the official conversion formula. by merlin2008-02-12 08:57:13
  It's 8°C here, do you understand that well? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-02-12 08:35:45
    So it's about 46°F. Just a few degrees warmer by merlin2008-02-12 08:47:30
    yeah, it's 16C warmer than here :P (n/t) by emlaabs2008-02-12 08:37:08
      -8°C there? by sgrunt2008-02-12 08:41:22
      Where ARE you? That's COLD! (n/t) by Skelwar2008-02-12 08:38:21
        Bah! It was -22C here when I woke up this morning by kiroh2008-02-12 08:46:50
        That's not cold. by sgrunt2008-02-12 08:40:54
        Oh, wait. I miscalculated. It's not THAT cold. (n/ (n/t) by Skelwar2008-02-12 08:39:13
  So you're using real temperature now. :-D (n/t) by sgrunt2008-02-12 08:31:45
Poll: Who here has *given* money to a musician? (n (n/t) by toysbfun2008-02-12 08:06:25
  I've put a bit of cash in musicain tip jars. by rorajoey2008-02-12 14:44:58
    s/musicain/musician (n/t) by rorajoey2008-02-12 16:53:27
  I have (n/t) by tallastro2008-02-12 13:57:18
  I have. Buskers if they're good- and sometimes if by DrDeisel2008-02-12 12:29:49
  I have. by andyz2008-02-12 10:02:11
  Moi. by Illiad2008-02-12 09:52:01
  If they can play half-decently by TrogL2008-02-12 09:40:14
  yup by kent_eh2008-02-12 09:30:52
  I bought Voxwoman's CDs. :) (n/t) by Havoc2008-02-12 09:22:22
    And there was much rejoicing! (n/t) by voxwoman2008-02-12 12:19:43
  I've bought CDs directly from Ren Faire groups by Ataraxia2008-02-12 09:15:16
    Bilge Pumps FTW! by Spud2008-02-12 09:25:59
    I've done the same by y2kdragon2008-02-12 09:24:09
  Sometimes to good street musicians. by Qcumber-some2008-02-12 09:04:50
  I have by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 09:02:26
  *raises wallet* by bastetsmuse2008-02-12 08:47:10
  Pont Neuf, Paris. 1987 by jdelphiki2008-02-12 08:43:23
  *raises hand* by Nea2008-02-12 08:39:07
  Several times. The Sax player out in front of by joecrouse2008-02-12 08:30:15
  Many times. by RetiQlum22008-02-12 08:29:53
  Me. by aix tom2008-02-12 08:12:56
  Twice. There was a guy in New York who was by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 08:11:36
  Me (n/t) by dire_lobo2008-02-12 08:11:12
  street musicians and in person concerts (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-02-12 08:08:13
  Buskers, always, as long as they're not horrible. by Esteis2008-02-12 08:07:11
School's for the birds. by DesertRat662008-02-12 08:02:34
  I sense fowl play. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-02-12 08:04:05
    why are they getting their feathers ruffled? (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-12 08:24:18
      Those seniors sure had a lot of gallus! (n/t) by Esteis2008-02-12 08:26:23
        And it seems they winged it. (n/t) by aix tom2008-02-12 08:59:41
          It was such an eggcellent idea. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-02-12 09:07:44
            Why do you say that? by talon07202008-02-12 13:40:39
  I always thought it was for fish by y2kdragon2008-02-12 08:03:34
    Nah, that's shoals. by Esteis2008-02-12 08:07:50
MS Word (2000) question: by Tyop2008-02-12 07:59:59
  Not sure but I think this will fix it by shargo2008-02-12 08:14:18
    That did it.. by Tyop2008-02-12 08:18:09
I can't access UserFriendly anymore! :-( by Skelwar2008-02-12 07:57:34
  I can't access either! by J.V.2008-02-13 07:05:33
  Thanks to both of you. That's some good support. by Skelwar2008-02-12 08:05:49
    Offcourse question remains... by EnzoMatrix2008-02-12 08:09:17
      I didn't do anything. And who's Mike? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-02-12 08:31:53
        It's Myke, and he's the guy that is responsible by merlin2008-02-12 08:34:06
          Hey Myke! Don't block me again, please! Thanks! (n (n/t) by Skelwar2008-02-12 08:36:31
            If you connected without by Nea2008-02-12 08:43:48
              Answering myself... by Nea2008-02-12 08:45:33
                I changed my IP. No reboot.(n/t) by Skelwar2008-02-12 08:53:32
                  If you know the old one... by Nea2008-02-12 09:00:28
                    No, don't know the old one. I just changed to test by Skelwar2008-02-12 11:24:59
                      You'll get blocked again then. by Myke2008-02-12 12:47:08
                        Okay, next time I get blocked, I will. How should by Skelwar2008-02-12 21:33:42
  Perhaps Myke blackholed your IP range? by Havoc2008-02-12 08:00:37
    Ah, yes. Thanks. Reconnect did the trick. by Skelwar2008-02-12 08:03:29
  are you on a proxy or using filtering? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-02-12 07:59:02
    Nothing like that. Not at all. It just appeared. by Skelwar2008-02-12 08:01:26
Sooo.... about the comic by Hypersapien2008-02-12 07:26:46
  Yes! (n/t) by dire_lobo2008-02-12 08:10:51
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-02-12 07:15:54
A DUCK!!! by fnord_hero2008-02-12 07:11:32
  Llama, llama, duck. (n/t) by moddermonster2008-02-12 09:37:55
  Ceci, Cé n'est pas une DUCK by cokish2008-02-12 07:49:19
    Ceci n'est pas un post. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-02-12 07:53:59
  est en feu! by EndlessWaves2008-02-12 07:33:28
  Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science by sgrunt2008-02-12 07:14:12
    tell me again, by aprylmae2008-02-12 07:26:00
  quack (n/t) by laserman2008-02-12 07:12:49
I want a kilowatt laser (see todays xkcd) (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 06:31:10
  Yeah! by postaljohn2008-02-12 08:15:46
  psst: that's yesterday's xkcd by Freakazoid2008-02-12 07:50:35
    am unemployed and lost track of what day it was. ( (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 08:06:51
      ????? Say what? by ErniePi2008-02-12 10:13:07
    Cool, though. by sab04032008-02-12 08:01:54
  I want a girl that can mount a Kilowatt laser by Hieraco2008-02-12 07:42:01
    I'm with Hieraco on this one... (n/f) by Nessalc2008-02-12 07:51:00
I SHOOT I SCORE! by joecrouse2008-02-12 06:10:45
  Way to go Joe! by RetiQlum22008-02-12 07:56:50
    I had a pretty good feeling bout this one by joecrouse2008-02-12 08:08:53
  Wooohooooo! by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 06:20:44
    Another PC deployment. by joecrouse2008-02-12 06:23:30
      Im still left with the same choice as Hamlet. by joecrouse2008-02-12 06:27:11
  /cheers by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:13:08
    Its not. 2.5 hours total 1 way. by joecrouse2008-02-12 06:14:26
      Is work over 55 miles away? by imrambi2008-02-12 06:50:41
        Not to mention its probably not going to by joecrouse2008-02-12 07:03:03
        impossible to afford. by joecrouse2008-02-12 07:02:36
      Train not so bad by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:18:13
        am going to try. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 06:21:50
      My SO does about that each way. by syren2008-02-12 06:16:36
        I do that anyway. by joecrouse2008-02-12 06:22:21
  Congrats! Make sure you study for that test by imrambi2008-02-12 06:12:21
    meh long as i dont wolf down poppy seed bagles by joecrouse2008-02-12 06:13:48
About those 500 people rick-rolling the CoS... by theanomaly2008-02-12 05:58:23
  That's actually yesterday's comic. by themadkansan2008-02-12 15:10:05
  Excellent review of the London MOB by Havoc2008-02-12 09:35:01
  *grin* by syren2008-02-12 06:09:24
    Very good for a laugh by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:15:35
      Can we share him?? by syren2008-02-12 06:23:26
        Quite familiar with all of them by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:27:58
          Okay but you can't have Steven Fry - we need him. by syren2008-02-12 06:31:31
            Steven Fry, the Linux Guy ? by swisscheese2008-02-12 09:53:17
              syren means Stephen Fry, the actor/comedian :) (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-02-12 13:38:23
                So do I. :) (n/t) by swisscheese2008-02-12 14:52:04
                It's the same Stephen Fry. by Snate2008-02-12 14:23:45
            More Brit Humor by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:36:54
              You're welcome i'm sure! by syren2008-02-12 06:38:26
Now this is a toy I could use. by tallastro2008-02-12 05:48:55
  Very interesting. Not a bad idea at all. (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-02-12 06:33:22
  Not a bad idea by y2kdragon2008-02-12 05:54:03
Ugh. I got to worship the porcelain god last night by SnArL2008-02-12 05:41:54
  I narrowly avoided that myself, by rorajoey2008-02-12 14:48:00
  *points to Taco Bell wrappers in your kitchen* by esbita2008-02-12 05:43:10
    Actually...I didn't have Taco Bell last night by SnArL2008-02-12 05:57:48
The Apple Store is down. by Phoon2008-02-12 05:35:39
  ... and as soon as I post, it comes back up. by Phoon2008-02-12 05:36:15
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-02-12 05:30:02
Went to see the doc. Yay! Staph infection! by Tyop2008-02-12 05:22:04
  Ain't they great? by themadkansan2008-02-12 15:12:16
  I read that as a Stef infection by da-gimp2008-02-12 05:41:19
    Beat me too it by y2kdragon2008-02-12 05:56:14
Snow, ice, freezing rain! by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 04:50:28
  We got that last night. It was not fun..... (n/t) by vampire2008-02-12 09:04:42
  *eats hactar's bad weather* by sgrunt2008-02-12 06:26:36
    You...oh.. well hmmm.. thanks!:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 07:38:01
  Mid afternoon here. by joecrouse2008-02-12 05:22:30
    Depends on how far north by y2kdragon2008-02-12 05:57:27
      afaik were suposed to get colder overnight by joecrouse2008-02-12 06:13:04
        Not what I heard by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:14:11
  Thats not forecasted until tonight (n/t) by imrambi2008-02-12 05:18:26
Apple? Check. Crossbow? Check. Divorce papers? ... by Carthax2008-02-12 04:40:56
  "hand me my brown pants" (n/t) by postaljohn2008-02-12 06:14:45
    The French army should have plenty by fnord_hero2008-02-12 07:10:32
      They're yellow at the front. (n/t) by pas512008-02-12 07:41:23
  He should announce that by joecrouse2008-02-12 05:21:46
  That show just got very very interesting (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-12 04:45:58
    Was it just me that was thinking PR stunt? by karl-henrik2008-02-12 04:47:10
      a lot of press over it is probably a PR stunt, by aprylmae2008-02-12 09:38:39
      It's in the Times, it must be true. (n/t) by pas512008-02-12 05:14:25
      First impression for me, too. by ChuckAB2008-02-12 05:06:23
        In Soviet Russia by y2kdragon2008-02-12 05:58:55
          ...the apple shoots you. by pas512008-02-12 06:04:58
*Hands out gummy bears* by cokish2008-02-12 04:39:03
  *Hans out clickies* by Hieraco2008-02-12 05:31:16
    Who's this Hans you speak of? by IByte2008-02-12 08:15:40
    Check out the 'Robot chicken gummy bear' by cokish2008-02-12 06:04:09
      Gummy Clicky by cokish2008-02-12 06:42:42
      Hmm. Did the YeewnTeewb admin upgrade flash ? by cokish2008-02-12 06:36:28
    I found a "crazy frog" version of that song by ideur2008-02-12 05:43:45
  there's no pocket fuzz on them, is there? :-) (n/t by morenna2008-02-12 04:55:05
    The bag is on my desktop by cokish2008-02-12 05:12:36
      tries gummy bears with desktop fuzz. by morenna2008-02-12 08:58:37
Summon Uficle: Excel/Calc formatting help please by Hieraco2008-02-12 04:23:17
  In OO.o Calc you do it as follows by sazzer2008-02-12 04:40:39
    Ah thanks. That did the trick. by Hieraco2008-02-12 07:06:16
      You have it backwards by altordwm2008-02-12 08:18:07
      Swatch beats? (n/t) by kelli2172008-02-12 07:30:17
  Can't you format to make them all 2 DP? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 04:30:07
UFIcle: Interesting non-combat MMOs? by Arachnid2008-02-12 04:22:49
  Check out mmorpg.com by emlaabs2008-02-12 08:21:16
  There's Cantr II. Didn't much like the interface by Esteis2008-02-12 04:43:29
English subtitles by frause2008-02-12 04:07:41
  They are wrong often enough anyway. by AndyA2008-02-12 09:16:17
    always wondered why they were done that way by Freakazoid2008-02-12 09:23:42
      Because the script is what they plan to film by AndyA2008-02-12 09:32:26
  What's really intersting is watching a movie where by techi8702008-02-12 07:39:59
  Occasionally American novels are changed to UK by IByte2008-02-12 04:56:09
    The original Harry Potter book by Ataraxia2008-02-12 09:32:13
      Some books get more changes than others. by AndyA2008-02-12 10:11:08
    It's actually very common. by Didactylos2008-02-12 05:18:02
  Spelling differences? by Stormkitten2008-02-12 04:14:48
Lunch: Black/Blood Pudding by oedlan2008-02-12 04:07:04
  The only time I had black pudding it was awfull. by aix tom2008-02-12 07:12:53
  Why did I read that as 'Launch' ? by cokish2008-02-12 07:08:31
  That's breakfast food.... :P (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 04:27:14
    Not "Blodpudding" by oedlan2008-02-12 04:28:28
      Ha! It takes a real man to start the day with a by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 04:31:15
        You sure that isn't an order of... by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:02:17
          Full english breakfast of the damned :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 06:35:47
Is it to late to rebel against your parents by Spisefisken2008-02-12 04:04:34
  Depends. Is your father "El Presidente" somewhere? (n/t) by aix tom2008-02-12 07:49:29
  no by cokish2008-02-12 06:48:41
    s/our/your/ (n/t) by cokish2008-02-12 06:55:44
  Only if... by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:03:06
  Parents set boundaries for their kids, but by Concept2008-02-12 05:03:45
  either do it now by voxwoman2008-02-12 04:22:44
    I have two sisters by Spisefisken2008-02-12 04:26:04
  I did against my father... by Ascag2008-02-12 04:13:31
    I just made my own decision by Spisefisken2008-02-12 04:21:28
      I think you did the right thing. by morenna2008-02-12 05:06:31
      Very similiar to my case. by Ascag2008-02-12 04:43:39
        I haven't planned on talking to him by Spisefisken2008-02-12 04:58:50
          {{Spisefisken}} by Ascag2008-02-12 05:04:36
      Man... by karl-henrik2008-02-12 04:33:35
        I hope so too by Spisefisken2008-02-12 04:35:38
          with good reason. by karl-henrik2008-02-12 04:40:18
      {{Spisefisken}} by DerSarek2008-02-12 04:29:16
        am having father issues of my own right now. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 05:35:02
        Well I have been seeing a shrink by Spisefisken2008-02-12 04:32:34
          Thanks for the hug btw by Spisefisken2008-02-12 04:33:08
            Sure, that's what we do best! :-) (n/t) by DerSarek2008-02-12 05:12:51
  Surely not, feel free :) (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-02-12 04:05:28
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-02-12 04:00:02
SOTM: Apocalyptica . One by c3po2008-02-12 03:57:43
  Oh yeah :) by chaotic2008-02-12 07:25:29
  Their Nothing Else Matters cover is good, too. (n/ (n/t) by Concept2008-02-12 06:01:44
    Except that they cut my favorite interlude (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-02-12 07:56:22
      I'm disappointed that they wimped out on the by hobbs2008-02-12 11:00:27
  SOTM: 220 Volt - Money Talks. by karl-henrik2008-02-12 04:01:26
    SOTM: Devil's Haircut - Beck (n/t) by Havoc2008-02-12 05:34:11
      SOTM: "Goodnight, Demon Slayer" - Voltaire by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:11:04
Attn: Retiqlum2 by Nightwind2008-02-12 03:03:28
Poll of the moment. by Eboreg2008-02-12 02:57:44
  DP and Erwin by Danu2008-02-12 07:53:32
  I'd go with Pitr, but by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:35:18
    Nah. It wouldn't be Pearl. She joined the dark by Snate2008-02-12 09:22:06
      Still doesn't eliminate her by y2kdragon2008-02-12 09:26:01
  Aj by karl-henrik2008-02-12 03:59:18
  I'll vote for Erwin -comming to the aid of AJ. by Hieraco2008-02-12 03:40:58
  Greg or Pitr. (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-12 03:25:12
  Reads like something Greg might do... by EnzoMatrix2008-02-12 03:03:59
Attn: Karl-Henrik: regarding project by EnzoMatrix2008-02-12 02:16:21
  Cool, thanks for the update, nice to see :) by karl-henrik2008-02-12 02:49:30
well i'm somewhat back from my surgery... by Klymer2008-02-12 02:15:23
  Welcome back. =) by EnzoMatrix2008-02-12 03:54:37
    secconded with a {{{Klymer}}} (n/t) by Nightwind2008-02-12 04:02:42
Time for some holiday! by Deverant2008-02-12 01:49:48
  Go west ;) by karl-henrik2008-02-12 03:11:57
feh. What a day (rant) by sonja2008-02-12 01:47:21
  Your bike, my car -- who else had a flat tire? by bwkaz2008-02-12 04:09:13
    I've got a slow leak - does that count? (n/t) by TrogL2008-02-12 08:59:53
      Why does that sound Fridayish even though it isn't by josie_beller2008-02-12 20:30:17
    Not a flat tire by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:12:25
    Last week, bicycle. Thankfully fixing that is by Esteis2008-02-12 04:41:38
  Did you get you rear surgically enhanced by Spisefisken2008-02-12 02:04:16
    Nah, I had the front done :D (n/t) by sonja2008-02-12 02:17:38
      So you still have a flat rear then? by Spisefisken2008-02-12 02:18:47
        nope by sonja2008-02-12 02:24:52
    s/get you/get your/ by Spisefisken2008-02-12 02:14:49
Headstone for a geek by lex_icon2008-02-12 01:40:38
  I can't read what's on the 'computer' by josie_beller2008-02-12 20:18:56
  It's very nice by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:21:00
  L8rz dude..... Nicely done. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 04:29:24
*rolls up sleeves* by Khaar2008-02-12 01:37:42
  *invoke Popeye* by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:22:48
  Go get her ;) (n/t) by oedlan2008-02-12 03:31:53
for whom the google books (anybody good with this) by Nightwind2008-02-12 01:36:18
  Use the "Provide Feedback" link and report the by ideur2008-02-12 01:44:35
    oddly I've found one TWO pages latter by Nightwind2008-02-12 02:26:26
  I think you have to buy the book by SnowStar2008-02-12 01:39:58
*Gasp* by dodrian2008-02-12 01:17:49
  Offcourse you'll loose geek-points by EnzoMatrix2008-02-12 01:34:12
    :-D. It'd be worth it though. by dodrian2008-02-12 01:54:42
      I knew I shouldn't have let not being able to sing by Astro-g2008-02-12 02:26:07
        Nope, being social sec would mean by dodrian2008-02-12 02:27:29
          There are problems with that by Astro-g2008-02-12 02:33:33
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-02-12 01:00:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-02-12 00:40:59
  {{{Treehugger}}} by Nea2008-02-12 08:57:13
  BAS Please by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:29:40
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-02-12 07:14:09
      Not exactly a vacation by y2kdragon2008-02-12 07:17:18
  *plunks BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2008-02-12 05:55:28
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2008-02-12 06:03:21
      *drinks BAS* by sgrunt2008-02-12 06:27:23
  *wanders in* by aprylmae2008-02-12 05:35:58
    *serves coffee* by Treehugger2008-02-12 06:02:46
      *smells coffee, and wakes slightly* by aprylmae2008-02-12 06:05:45
  *slides past Illiways* by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 04:58:58
    *throws order after sliding customer* by Treehugger2008-02-12 05:05:50
      Yes, very icy! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-02-12 06:12:33
  hello by Klymer2008-02-12 02:47:05
    *serves non-caffeinated beverage* by Treehugger2008-02-12 02:59:49
      thanks dear by Klymer2008-02-12 03:03:10
  Morning! by lex_icon2008-02-12 02:34:06
    Morning! by Treehugger2008-02-12 02:35:24
  *hobbles in, still grinning .... by klar_at_work2008-02-12 01:40:41
    Try me! by Treehugger2008-02-12 01:47:56
      Belgian joke : by klar_at_work2008-02-12 02:18:01
        How to become a BELG: Remove 50% of your brains by cokish2008-02-12 07:07:15
          Heh, heard it with the patient speaking by klar_at_work2008-02-12 08:05:26
        hee, funny. by Treehugger2008-02-12 02:25:21
          Never ! by klar_at_work2008-02-12 02:47:51
  Morning love by syren2008-02-12 01:03:43
    Morning petal by Treehugger2008-02-12 01:05:57
      *takes the prod gratefully* by syren2008-02-12 01:11:56
    Morning young lady! by Electric Storm2008-02-12 01:04:53
      I shall try not to! by syren2008-02-12 01:11:20
  Any hot chc? by Electric Storm2008-02-12 00:56:51
    *serves hot choc* by Treehugger2008-02-12 00:57:34
      Not for driving! by Electric Storm2008-02-12 01:03:39
  Good morning by vectorz2008-02-12 00:53:01
    Hello you! *poings and hugs* by Treehugger2008-02-12 00:54:46
      First whole day here, today. by vectorz2008-02-12 01:21:53
        *serves breakfast* by Treehugger2008-02-12 01:29:23
          Mmmm breakfast. by vectorz2008-02-12 03:44:34
  Bleargh... by mekkanik_mike2008-02-12 00:49:58
    Again? {{{mekkanik_mike}}} by Treehugger2008-02-12 00:50:38
  The mysterious whisps of mistyness over the river by rhinobird2008-02-12 00:43:19
    oh. You have ruined my poetry! by Treehugger2008-02-12 00:50:00
      HA! emo tears. (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-12 01:46:01
TTGTB (n/t) by taitano2008-02-12 00:35:02
  omgmetoo! by skippy-ish_guy2008-02-12 01:25:34
Wow! Dawggone, that's big! by taitano2008-02-12 00:28:49
  Note: the system seems to be for managing rainfall (n/t) by Didactylos2008-02-12 01:03:40
    Well, yeah. The monsoonesque rainfall of a typhoon by taitano2008-02-12 10:02:52
  Do you have any links? by ideur2008-02-12 00:37:32
    google is your friend ;) by SnowStar2008-02-12 01:26:37
      clicky by cokish2008-02-12 06:53:31
MMMLOTD -- Now featuring the MMMGOTD [read on...] by mekkanik_mike2008-02-12 00:16:01
  gaROAN (n/t) by Snate2008-02-12 01:17:09
Invoke: Illiad. by mekkanik_mike2008-02-12 00:08:29
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-02-12 00:06:27
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-02-12 00:03:47
Translations by Nea2008-02-12 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch (n/t) by mtsinot2008-02-12 02:42:04
    Door mtsinot by mtsinot2008-02-12 02:54:15
  German/deutsch TLP (n/t) by Vertigo-12008-02-12 01:09:00
    by vertigo-1 by Vertigo-12008-02-12 01:18:13
Question of the Day! by kickstart2008-02-12 00:00:03
  3-4 hours (n/t) by sstacks2008-02-12 10:04:02
  Too much by y2kdragon2008-02-12 06:26:57
  to much given that i dont have work (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 05:41:57
  about 8 hours at work, I sneak to here sometimes by aprylmae2008-02-12 05:37:55
  Pretty much all of it. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-02-12 03:13:16
  For a true freak, there's no difference between by EnzoMatrix2008-02-12 01:33:19
  7 or 8-ish for work (at work) by madjo2008-02-12 01:30:03
  0 to 4 hrs by Electric Storm2008-02-12 01:16:46
  Work 8-12h | home 1-12h by karl-henrik2008-02-12 00:35:26
  Define "work". by taitano2008-02-12 00:12:15
    oh there's also the other kind of work.... by mekkanik_mike2008-02-12 00:19:38
      That's not work! That's play! 8^D by taitano2008-02-12 00:31:14
  These days, about 1-2 hours on a work day. by Esteis2008-02-12 00:11:37
  At work or at home? by Ascag2008-02-12 00:11:14
  2 hours? by admeralthrawn2008-02-12 00:10:50
  About 48 (n/t) by ideur2008-02-12 00:09:36
    minutes? seconds? parsecs? (n/t) by whybird2008-02-12 00:12:10
      hours (n/t) by ideur2008-02-12 00:38:17
      hey... i thought parsecs was distance by mekkanik_mike2008-02-12 00:18:52
        what are you? Newtonian? Time and Space are same. (n/t) by rhinobird2008-02-12 00:41:46
  1 to 2 hours, I guess. (n/t) by whybird2008-02-12 00:08:41
  4 hours on a work day - 18 on a non-work day by Hieraco2008-02-12 00:07:56
    Hey, you should visit the big blue room more! (n/t) by whybird2008-02-12 00:10:17
      I work in the big black room by Hieraco2008-02-12 00:22:58
        Sounds like the nightshift on the gasstation by EnzoMatrix2008-02-12 01:37:19
          Try it for more than 20 months. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-02-12 05:40:00
        The beautiful Gothenburg weather (n/t) by oedlan2008-02-12 00:43:41
      No No No !!!! Evil yellow daystar!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-02-12 00:18:21
  30 mins if I get lucky... by mekkanik_mike2008-02-12 00:07:02
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-02-12 00:00:00
  RimmerburiedTimmypainfully by mekkanik_mike2008-02-12 00:07:56

 

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