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Cartoon for Jan 18, 2008
Strip for Jan 18, 2008
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Phew. by Myke2008-01-18 23:02:11
Whew, finally finished that epic post by kyrasantae2008-01-18 22:39:29
  Sounds like your dean has his head by josie_beller2008-01-18 23:09:39
    Actually the assistant dean, but whatever :-) (n/t by kyrasantae2008-01-18 23:24:17
      s/assistant/associate/ (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-01-18 23:24:38
Good way to freak out the PFY taking your order: by themadkansan2008-01-18 22:25:45
  Not 'round here... We gots famers and woodsmens. by taitano2008-01-19 00:04:35
    Pimply Faced Youth. by Esteis2008-01-19 05:10:45
  And a box of feminine protection by Hieraco2008-01-18 22:59:47
Oreos! (n/t) by amp_man2008-01-18 21:55:55
  Mint Slices!! ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2008-01-18 22:05:32
    Egg Nog! wooooohoooo ! :) by Garrinka2008-01-18 22:13:09
      Did they have mint M&Ms? by josie_beller2008-01-18 22:55:22
      feeling better, I take it? (n/t) by amp_man2008-01-18 22:32:51
How much should I spend on computer repairs? by Hieraco2008-01-18 21:42:04
  And a quick thing to try, if you can by amp_man2008-01-18 21:58:29
    Built in power supply :-/ by Hieraco2008-01-18 22:18:47
      another outlet? by amp_man2008-01-18 22:31:21
        Mains are all fine. Will see what I can figure out by Hieraco2008-01-18 22:56:45
  Owie. :( by themadkansan2008-01-18 21:46:30
Quote of the Day: "I didn't notice he was gay by toysbfun2008-01-18 21:30:55
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-01-18 21:00:01
SOT-this-house-hates-me-M by Phoon2008-01-18 20:26:07
  *sigh* by Phoon2008-01-18 21:00:14
    You could clear it off and be thankful you have a by LaB RaT2008-01-18 21:12:23
Bowling - with an industrial robot by radiowave9112008-01-18 20:03:51
Richard Simmons is endorsing John Edwards by LaB RaT2008-01-18 19:54:57
  Woman, you disturb me. (n/t) by esbita2008-01-18 20:30:16
    You should see me off my meds by LaB RaT2008-01-18 21:08:57
      Right, that's it... by themadkansan2008-01-18 21:13:31
        I've had lessons in how to get out of those by josie_beller2008-01-18 22:51:38
        I'd wondered when you'd by sgrunt2008-01-18 21:14:55
          You're comin' awful close... by themadkansan2008-01-18 21:19:03
            *sits back with bag o'popcorn* "Let's watch"(n/t) by LaB RaT2008-01-18 21:21:06
          hon tmk is one of the "sane" ones around here ;) by Garrinka2008-01-18 21:17:27
    i could use some disturbin' (n/t) by subbywan2008-01-18 20:56:52
      Plays songs by the band Disturbed ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-01-18 21:21:26
        NNnnnngh. by themadkansan2008-01-18 21:25:24
          sorry hon they are a chi-town band :) by Garrinka2008-01-18 21:31:30
            Your choice. :) by themadkansan2008-01-18 21:39:43
              you really need to take a vacation in chi-town by Garrinka2008-01-18 21:45:26
                Head downstate a couple hours, Champaign has great by josie_beller2008-01-18 22:49:08
                "...Vhat iss zis 'wakashun' yu ar speakink off?" ( (n/t) by themadkansan2008-01-18 21:47:42
    *Pulls out Costco sized bottle of Brainbleach* by taitano2008-01-18 20:46:32
The Bleeding - Five Finger Death Punch by Garrinka2008-01-18 19:33:31
  5FDP - Way of the Fist by themadkansan2008-01-18 20:55:52
  The man on the silver mountian - Rainbow (n/t) by Garrinka2008-01-18 19:44:53
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants, by Phoon2008-01-18 19:33:27
Cool! The text ads have scroll buttons! by hax80r2008-01-18 19:26:59
Any idea how much power a basic system draws? by ag__wyvern2008-01-18 18:10:39
  If you have a UPS, plug it into the same circuit. by kahuana2008-01-18 19:15:52
    I have all of my room on a UPS. by hax80r2008-01-18 19:18:26
      I have a 15A and two 20A circuits going to my room by kahuana2008-01-18 19:22:32
      ...Did you find a spare generator or something? by sgrunt2008-01-18 19:19:16
        No, but I don't want to short out the- by hax80r2008-01-18 19:20:09
          butbutbutbut by sgrunt2008-01-18 19:21:06
            I do have a generator, actually. by hax80r2008-01-18 19:24:14
              Aren't those usually 60-90 Amps & 14 Volts ~=1000W by inittab2008-01-18 19:41:03
                Might not result in pyrotechnics, but I do know a by kahuana2008-01-18 19:46:15
              Bet it can't power the whole block. by sgrunt2008-01-18 19:26:54
                I could try...... (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 19:28:04
                  *snrk* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-18 19:30:26
                    *boom* (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 19:32:34
  350W, about, plus monitor and speakers. (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 18:16:20
    unlikely by Astro-g2008-01-18 19:04:00
      yup, my new system only draws ~200Watts at idle by Freakazoid2008-01-18 21:48:29
        correction: ~160 at idle by Freakazoid2008-01-18 22:13:00
      Is 80% a typical efficiency for a PSU these days? (n/t) by kahuana2008-01-18 19:20:26
Atten: Hadji by Silverfire2008-01-18 18:03:09
  Attn: Silverfire by williamashbless2008-01-18 18:05:57
    charr? by Kurai2008-01-18 19:35:22
      Why yes we are. :) (n/t) by Silverfire2008-01-18 19:47:12
        :) (n/t) by Kurai2008-01-18 20:16:36
      Pffffffffffffft guild wars.. go Wow! by Garrinka2008-01-18 19:42:45
    Atttn: williamashbless by ag__wyvern2008-01-18 18:12:52
      ROFL Minds meet guttter, Gutter meet minds. :D ( (n/t) by Silverfire2008-01-18 18:45:15
        I have a lovely view from the gutter. (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 18:55:22
          gutter! pfft try sub sewers.. ya pup ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-01-18 19:45:26
            "Get out of the gutter, you're blocking my by josie_beller2008-01-18 22:45:43
      I thought so even WITH the tlp. (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 18:18:40
Gaaah! Stinkin Travians! by taitano2008-01-18 17:55:53
  Hm, by krikkert2008-01-18 18:02:43
Can haz hug pleaz .. about to fall apart :'( by Garrinka2008-01-18 17:53:38
  *hugs* *lends brain cells and antibodies* by josie_beller2008-01-18 21:21:06
  Hang in there, sweetie! by jdelphiki2008-01-18 20:49:25
  {{{garrinka}}} by morenna2008-01-18 19:49:56
  thanks for the support guys.. by Garrinka2008-01-18 19:20:04
    Light? by themadkansan2008-01-18 21:06:31
    The tunnel is an S curve, it might take- by hax80r2008-01-18 19:25:29
      too true hon ... too true :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-01-18 19:27:28
  {{{Garrinka}}} by hax80r2008-01-18 18:20:32
  {{{Garrinka}}} by sonja2008-01-18 18:19:36
  Heh, {{{{{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}}}}}} by taitano2008-01-18 18:16:01
    31? Feh. by themadkansan2008-01-18 18:28:58
      Only four on you here by josie_beller2008-01-18 21:13:42
        Sgt. Hacker's Lonely Hearts Club Band? (n/t) by themadkansan2008-01-18 21:23:24
          pish puppyfriend and I thought of jackets.. by Garrinka2008-01-18 21:33:40
            Since it's still friday... by taitano2008-01-18 23:50:22
      *thwaps tmk with a giant balloon full of pudding* by taitano2008-01-18 18:44:30
        Nope, by force of society. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-01-18 18:52:58
          I have -20 years on you. *eats brains* (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 18:54:18
            Hah! Stoopy lolzombeh! by themadkansan2008-01-18 18:56:51
              Ooooooooh, purple. by taitano2008-01-18 19:01:56
              Wow, that's....interesting...smoke. by hax80r2008-01-18 18:58:08
    oh hon so sorry *hugs* by Garrinka2008-01-18 18:24:16
      Just tryin ta give ya a smile or two. =) by taitano2008-01-18 18:40:31
  Vent away. We're pretty good listeners by lab rat2008-01-18 18:05:50
    ^what she said... *sends good vibes* (n/t) by Kurai2008-01-18 19:27:36
    I agree. Just go ahead. (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 18:37:30
  {{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}} by Rogue19712008-01-18 18:05:11
  {{{{{Garrinka}}}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-01-18 18:02:58
  Duno, man. [[Grr]] by themadkansan2008-01-18 18:02:53
    no hon its just 2 classes.. but by Garrinka2008-01-18 18:11:39
      jup. by themadkansan2008-01-18 18:23:55
        lets put it to you this way.. I was.. by Garrinka2008-01-18 18:28:34
          That's disgusting! She doesn't deserve to teach, by taitano2008-01-18 19:09:20
            What? by Spud2008-01-18 19:43:39
              Employers are less callous about such things. by kahuana2008-01-18 19:59:25
                Sometimes. by Spud2008-01-18 20:03:15
                  Depends on the State. by taitano2008-01-18 20:24:58
              At least she's not taking courses with my boss. by Phoon2008-01-18 19:52:37
                I had professors like that. by da-gimp2008-01-18 19:56:46
                  Hmm. Good point. About the report tag. by taitano2008-01-18 20:40:16
          Lovely. Ivory-tower-ensconcement. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-01-18 18:54:19
  {{{Garrinka}}} by Silverfire2008-01-18 18:02:08
    I know girl and I understand *hugs* by Garrinka2008-01-18 18:03:20
  {{{Garrinka}}} by abaron2008-01-18 17:58:31
Murphoid had a bad day. by murphoid2008-01-18 17:22:16
  I could send you one of ours by desertrat662008-01-18 17:39:55
  Don't let the sheep get to you. by hax80r2008-01-18 17:36:46
  how long have you been at it? by sonja2008-01-18 17:33:13
    6 years and counting! (n/t) by murphoid2008-01-19 00:54:29
Spot the kitteh by sonja2008-01-18 17:12:32
  Is it in the cat carrier? (n/t) by ihope1272008-01-18 17:52:08
  I hate Picasaweb. by krikkert2008-01-18 17:18:22
    Could be worse by sonja2008-01-18 17:33:30
    Oh come on. by themadkansan2008-01-18 17:28:52
      *shoots TMK in the face* by krikkert2008-01-18 17:34:07
        *shoots krikkert with Thorazine* (n/t) by lab rat2008-01-18 17:44:49
          Oh, purdy. *falls on lab_rat* (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 17:45:14
            Must. Have. Air. (n/t) by lab rat2008-01-18 17:47:13
              Don't look at me, I'm not the one Frenching her! (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 17:49:47
                *eats everyone's brains, just to end it* (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 19:22:50
ATTN non posting Ufie by Fandango2008-01-18 16:54:28
  Care to do a little more photoshopping? by rogue19712008-01-18 17:10:28
    send request to email in diary by Fandango2008-01-18 18:09:22
      Lost the image I wanted work on by Rogue19712008-01-18 18:35:15
Here's a new concept for a RPG. by Peace_man2008-01-18 16:28:11
  That's one monthly fee I wouldn't mind paying by EndlessWaves2008-01-18 17:24:53
Funny little list: Geek panties... by ixeian2008-01-18 16:22:44
  is it a bad sign i have seen a few of those by Woodburn2008-01-18 16:31:24
  Heheheh. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 16:27:10
  Cute by Lady-Luna2008-01-18 16:26:38
    Eh. They may as well all be "403 Forbidden". (n/t) by Phoon2008-01-18 19:17:20
      Speak for yourself Phoon :) (n/t) by arcrider742008-01-18 19:55:00
    Somehow I get to thinking about by ixeian2008-01-18 16:41:23
      What's wrong with good old-fashioned by krikkert2008-01-18 17:07:13
        Don't think that's such a good idea (n/t) by ixeian2008-01-18 17:45:10
        You don't want to go there... by Lady-Luna2008-01-18 17:10:48
        You'd probably get maced. :P (n/t) by themadkansan2008-01-18 17:10:41
      Tempting by Lady-Luna2008-01-18 16:43:33
        Why yes, it is by ixeian2008-01-18 17:03:07
A pointed political take on "Change" by ixeian2008-01-18 16:02:10
  OK. by lheggland2008-01-18 22:59:19
  Speaking as someone who's been away 2+ years... by swisscheese2008-01-18 19:22:22
    They tired of beating their heads on brick walls. by themadkansan2008-01-18 21:16:25
    And for the longest time... by esbita2008-01-18 20:36:18
    Debate is a wasted effort. by kahuana2008-01-18 19:39:52
  Change is what you get when government uses bills by kahuana2008-01-18 18:07:26
  One more question for the 'change' crowd by desertrat662008-01-18 17:37:15
    You mean like freedom from government by josie_beller2008-01-18 20:53:06
      Well, you got some right by DesertRat662008-01-18 21:21:04
    Because they don't want "change" just power. (n/t) by lab rat2008-01-18 18:00:20
  I just want one of the 'change' advocates to by desertrat662008-01-18 16:24:19
    Yes you would by ixeian2008-01-18 16:35:02
      What do you find distasteful about federalism by lab rat2008-01-18 17:22:22
        The problem isn't federalism. by krikkert2008-01-18 17:38:34
      Excuse me, sir, your bias is showing. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 17:07:45
        It's meant to (n/t) by ixeian2008-01-18 17:37:28
          Yes. by krikkert2008-01-18 17:44:48
      So, no explination from you either? by desertrat662008-01-18 16:41:58
        Maybe you didn't understand the video by ixeian2008-01-18 17:35:29
          There will be a change in who holds power by desertrat662008-01-18 17:46:47
            Shall I ask you the same question? by Silverfire2008-01-18 19:02:23
              Then you haven't been listening by desertrat662008-01-18 19:22:01
                Actually I did by Silverfire2008-01-18 19:46:38
                  Did you ever take a Civics class? by DesertRat662008-01-18 21:24:00
                    Teddy Roosevelt by raffy91102008-01-19 07:18:36
I'm enjoying Empire, Orson Scott Card by Nightwind2008-01-18 15:57:45
  JPOD - Douglas Copeland. (n/t) by arcrider742008-01-18 16:54:58
    I've been recomending that by Nightwind2008-01-18 17:10:34
      I dunno, I think *reading* it on paper by kyrasantae2008-01-18 17:20:53
        it was very well preformed by Nightwind2008-01-18 17:38:17
          There are bits in the book that are kind of visual by kyrasantae2008-01-18 18:03:55
            The visual references are brillant. by arcrider742008-01-18 19:57:42
              s/Gil/Girl/ (n/t) by arcrider742008-01-18 19:58:04
    I think I'll wait for the m... HEY! (n/t) by kahuana2008-01-18 16:57:48
  Snowcrash - Neal Stephenson (n/t) by Klaranth2008-01-18 16:23:53
Present-Day "Sanctuary" by Illiad2008-01-18 15:48:29
  Also the question of which churches get that right by josie_beller2008-01-18 17:32:53
  Q: Have *all* religions practiced this? by kahuana2008-01-18 17:07:11
    The history stretches to Egypt, by krikkert2008-01-18 17:26:55
  I agree that the idea of a sanctuary need not by shminux2008-01-18 17:02:11
    So who in the church decides who to grant protecti by josie_beller2008-01-18 17:14:02
      Right. by krikkert2008-01-18 17:32:54
        But not all churches use your 3/5 rule.... by josie_beller2008-01-18 17:36:49
          Actually, by krikkert2008-01-18 17:44:09
            Would the no Lutherans Church turn away a Lutheran by kahuana2008-01-18 17:49:40
              Ceiling Cat sees you, y'know. ;-) (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 17:52:32
                Turns ceiling fan to high. OH HAI! (n/t) by kahuana2008-01-18 17:55:41
  How do you feel about confession? by Stibbons2008-01-18 16:06:44
    I think I understand the reasons for the seal by josie_beller2008-01-18 20:38:46
    It's not just a matter of by binkley2008-01-18 18:35:26
    IMO a priest hearing a confession of a violent by Peace_man2008-01-18 16:25:42
    Depends on the crime... by Illiad2008-01-18 16:18:56
  Like Stockwell Day said - there is no by Peace_man2008-01-18 15:59:50
Solar revolution complete: T minus 3 days by rogue19712008-01-18 15:40:06
Attn. Labrat by Kickstart2008-01-18 15:37:48
  Sounds good. YOu have been mailed. (n/t) by lab rat2008-01-18 15:54:35
Don't say I didn't see this coming by kyrasantae2008-01-18 15:30:39
  Part two posted now (n/t) by kyrasantae2008-01-18 18:48:53
  You'll get there (n/t) by sonja2008-01-18 16:02:42
Welcome to Tennessee, by krikkert2008-01-18 15:17:43
  Welcome to Canada. by Hieraco2008-01-18 21:23:45
  Welcome to California by andyz2008-01-18 20:41:35
    Welcome to Nevada by andyz2008-01-18 20:43:32
  Welcome to Oregon.. by slackware982008-01-18 19:41:08
  Welcome to Wisconsin, by krikkert2008-01-18 17:53:20
  Welcome to Wyoming by Ston2008-01-18 17:52:26
  Welcome to Missouri by Master_Rahl222008-01-18 17:03:38
  Welcome to Illinois, by SouthpawPL2008-01-18 16:16:18
    ah...the People's Republic of Illinois! ;-) (n/t) by morenna2008-01-18 16:50:08
      The Shiny Happy People's Democratic Republic of by krikkert2008-01-18 17:17:00
        The dream state? by kahuana2008-01-18 17:23:57
          *snicker* (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 17:35:18
  Welcome to Texas. by hax80r2008-01-18 15:23:20
    Welcome to New Mexico by hyzenthlay2008-01-18 15:30:47
      Welcome to Vermont by Woodburn2008-01-18 15:39:49
        Welcome to Kansas. by themadkansan2008-01-18 15:56:51
          Sights you might like to see: by Master_Rahl222008-01-18 16:51:41
          Welcome to Nebraska. by arktus2008-01-18 16:40:37
            Yup - much cornier than us. by themadkansan2008-01-18 16:41:57
          Welcome to Michigan. by Da_Pineapple2008-01-18 15:59:52
            So, you lived in Michigan, Detroit? (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 16:00:27
              >:-| (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2008-01-18 16:32:28
          Welcome to Ohio. by ataraxia2008-01-18 15:59:21
            Welcome to Maine. by eon2008-01-18 16:13:00
              *raises hand* I do! by amp_man2008-01-18 16:31:05
                Just another Maineiac. ;- )(n/t) by tallastro2008-01-18 19:04:03
              Welcome to Bergisch Land by sauerlandcowboy2008-01-18 16:17:42
                *looks at map* by themadkansan2008-01-18 16:20:30
                  Not really a state... by sauerlandcowboy2008-01-18 16:25:06
Somebody please explain this to the Morons about by robertltux2008-01-18 14:54:55
  A lit cigarette won't ignite gasoline fumes by SnArL2008-01-18 14:59:53
    Caveat by run.dll2008-01-18 15:10:34
      Experiment time... by testy2008-01-18 15:16:38
        I want to see that by imWACC02008-01-18 15:27:47
        Been there, done that. by hax80r2008-01-18 15:27:09
          More like, it doesn't work ever. (n/t) by lheggland2008-01-18 15:35:26
            I got it to work once. by hax80r2008-01-18 15:36:52
  Lemme guess... by testy2008-01-18 14:59:40
    In order for gasoline vapor to explode... by SnArL2008-01-18 15:02:37
      Another neat little fact by testy2008-01-18 15:14:51
        the potential of gasoline Vapor don't you mean? :) by Classic_Jon2008-01-18 15:21:32
          IMO, by lheggland2008-01-18 15:41:25
            but with my morons by robertltux2008-01-18 18:12:11
        Low flash-point. by themadkansan2008-01-18 15:20:19
          Thanks, neat link and explains a lot (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-01-18 15:24:40
CSS Ufies, convince me... by lonegunman2008-01-18 14:54:51
  give the input a class by sauerlandcowboy2008-01-18 16:23:03
    that's right... some of those divs can be by eon2008-01-18 17:34:43
  I'm no CSS guru but.... by imrambi2008-01-18 15:21:57
    Look for my post about CSS by imrambi2008-01-18 15:22:49
      css by eon2008-01-18 16:45:55
One of the managers here stated as one of her by DrDeisel2008-01-18 14:38:50
  Let me guess: you're in New England by bastetsmuse2008-01-18 14:50:19
    Nope - good old Vancouver, BC. by DrDeisel2008-01-18 15:05:43
  SOMEONE TURN IT OFF!!! by thread_killer2008-01-18 14:42:43
    You know, one of these days by DesertRat662008-01-18 14:48:16
      What about: by subbywan2008-01-18 14:50:08
  She's bucking for a promotion! by subbywan2008-01-18 14:41:10
    That ain't legal in Tennessee. (n/t) by Nashville2008-01-18 14:45:00
  Obvious. It means... by williamashbless2008-01-18 14:40:33
    I shifted my paradigm once... by SnArL2008-01-18 14:47:31
    Don't care if it's Friday or not, watch yer mouth. by Nashville2008-01-18 14:43:36
ATTN: Garrinka (& other $plague victims) by manatee2008-01-18 14:30:07
  Caution, grapefruit can interact w/ medications by josie_beller2008-01-18 18:26:51
This Apple and Pear squash is tasty! by dodrian2008-01-18 14:18:49
Voter-Fraud Rethink by DesertRat662008-01-18 14:12:17
  I am disappointed in those filing the complaint by josie_beller2008-01-18 20:25:08
    Maybe not Hillary, but by Hoth2008-01-18 23:21:32
  Of course, It's unfair if it's against me! (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2008-01-18 14:54:15
  Of course, one potential solution to this by Peace_man2008-01-18 14:52:05
    erroneous assumption: that "voter fraud" is... by swisscheese2008-01-18 20:31:23
    You are correct. by subbywan2008-01-18 14:56:15
  I was wondering if someone had seen this... by jdelphiki2008-01-18 14:40:01
  Didn't Clinton support the strip caucus sites by desiredusername2008-01-18 14:14:10
    Not directly. They just didn't say anything until by subbywan2008-01-18 14:20:13
I just found out a few hours ago that Monday is a by SnArL2008-01-18 13:56:05
  Yeah, I found out that I busted my rear to get a by Spud2008-01-18 14:40:47
Will someone please adminster the cluebat? by DesertRat662008-01-18 13:45:43
  Sounds like she's been singing... by Nashville2008-01-18 14:53:35
  Bloody idiot! by RetiQlum22008-01-18 14:17:22
  She does have a point about clearing the house 1st by josie_beller2008-01-18 14:16:03
    Shooter had fled a DUI check point. by techi8702008-01-18 14:21:37
      He tried to run people over. Guess he was dangero by josie_beller2008-01-18 14:29:58
        I doubt the police expected the guy to start by techi8702008-01-18 14:54:35
        One major problem by DesertRat662008-01-18 14:40:27
          Err on the side of not getting innocents shot? by josie_beller2008-01-18 14:50:07
            They did by DesertRat662008-01-18 14:57:52
              Oh, and the wall of her room would stop a bullet? by josie_beller2008-01-18 16:02:45
                It wasn't for a DUI by desertrat662008-01-18 19:36:59
                  Why am I armchair quarterbacking and you aren't? by josie_beller2008-01-18 20:11:26
                    You're confusing posters by DesertRat662008-01-18 21:16:33
  I've almost been in the same situation by abaron2008-01-18 13:54:19
Somehow I never foresaw becoming a founding member by toysbfun2008-01-18 13:43:38
  My condolences. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 13:54:44
    Condolences? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-01-18 13:58:38
      To your mental faculties. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 14:01:19
  So, if he doesn't get enough, will you be Dims? (n (n/t) by subbywan2008-01-18 13:49:07
Putting the Fun in dysFUNctional by Hieraco2008-01-18 13:39:15
  Story about my guilty pleasure by testy2008-01-18 13:48:35
  Gnight, Hieraco :) (n/t) by Klaranth2008-01-18 13:45:11
  Yay Lynx! I can read it! (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 13:44:00
There's a Massage Therapist in our tow called: by taitano2008-01-18 13:28:08
  Planning on kidnapping 'em for your by manatee2008-01-18 13:59:43
  One behind my old college was called by Hieraco2008-01-18 13:35:03
    I love a movie with a happy ending (n/t) by SnArL2008-01-18 14:39:28
  "Our town is so small the sign only says tow" :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-01-18 13:29:48
Confucius say: by Havoc2008-01-18 13:23:36
  Confucius say too much. by josie_beller2008-01-18 14:20:10
  On the other hand - by carl522008-01-18 14:18:48
    "Study hard. Be evil." of course! (n/t) by josie_beller2008-01-18 20:20:32
  So. It all starts with investigation. by fractaledge2008-01-18 13:26:41
  He's also reported to have said: by toysbfun2008-01-18 13:24:48
    And I've also heard that he said by merlin2008-01-18 13:26:46
      He was quoted as saying: by Peace_man2008-01-18 13:30:25
        During his year study at the Vatican he said; by Hieraco2008-01-18 13:33:43
Iraq forces could control all provinces this year by DesertRat662008-01-18 13:11:22
  If this hasn't happened by year's end by wabbit652008-01-18 20:58:30
    If this hasn't happened by years end by DesertRat662008-01-18 23:33:05
      EXACTLY! by wabbit652008-01-19 06:50:47
  There's more than one flavor of kool-aid. by Medievalist2008-01-18 15:34:33
    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! by desertrat662008-01-18 16:28:48
  I see a lot of weasel words in that article by josie_beller2008-01-18 13:18:06
    They're applying Murhpy's 1st Law of Combat by DesertRat662008-01-18 13:19:41
      I don't think that's a "Murphy law". (n/t) by kahuana2008-01-18 13:28:42
        Sure is by DesertRat662008-01-18 13:34:25
        Well, you're sort-of right. by merlin2008-01-18 13:31:02
          Close enough for by DesertRat662008-01-18 13:36:00
  Sure, >4 years to take over a small country by Arachnid2008-01-18 13:16:51
    Wrong! by Stuka2008-01-18 13:19:48
    The take over happened in under a month by subbywan2008-01-18 13:18:38
      It took more than 5 years... by Illiad2008-01-18 13:22:21
        Agreed. by subbywan2008-01-18 13:25:33
          To keep offending Godwin... by Peace_man2008-01-18 13:35:09
            Not quite. by krikkert2008-01-18 13:38:02
              Hmm - I hadn't heard that. by Peace_man2008-01-18 14:12:05
                To give a very low estimate, by krikkert2008-01-18 14:24:17
  Uhh... Aren't insurgents Iraqis too? ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-01-18 13:13:46
    Not from what I've heard. by Stuka2008-01-18 13:16:11
It's cold outside, and this couch is nice and warm by josie_beller2008-01-18 13:02:42
  Do you know about Three Dog Night? by Peace_man2008-01-18 13:07:38
    I prefer 3 women. by SnArL2008-01-18 13:26:16
      You know what a bigamist's worst punishment is by Peace_man2008-01-18 13:37:56
      "Love between a man and a woman is a great thing, by josie_beller2008-01-18 13:34:27
  While They Sleep They Are Storing Energy by Havoc2008-01-18 13:05:52
    I thought they were pumping Gravity into me by josie_beller2008-01-18 13:15:43
      Ceiling Cat makes Cat gravity? by Havoc2008-01-18 13:19:15
        But there's no sun in there! by josie_beller2008-01-18 13:35:31
Thanks to all for the well-wishes by Illiad2008-01-18 13:01:54
  We had our first croup attack at 10 months by emlaabs2008-01-18 15:09:52
  Well Illiad, I had croup quite often as a baby by lab rat2008-01-18 13:34:49
  Illiad, by bastetsmuse2008-01-18 13:11:26
  Welcome to the club ... by iarann2008-01-18 13:10:04
    True by testy2008-01-18 13:42:05
  Aww, missed that thread earlier! *hugs Michael* by josie_beller2008-01-18 13:09:31
Electrical supply question. I'm trying to come up by techi8702008-01-18 12:52:54
  A should be fine. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 14:22:18
    CT/Home Despot what ever works in the end. (n/t) by techi8702008-01-18 14:30:56
  C) or E) Have an electrician run a 20A circuit by kahuana2008-01-18 13:12:31
  A & D by Stuka2008-01-18 13:07:29
  It should come with both plugs by Havoc2008-01-18 13:05:02
  B or C in conjunction with D. (n/t) by Arachnid2008-01-18 13:00:19
    Agreed. With a heavy dose of option D by radiowave9112008-01-18 13:08:39
  I'd go with A. by Peace_man2008-01-18 12:57:16
Brains eaten by swick2008-01-18 12:34:27
  swick!! by Spud2008-01-18 13:08:51
    Welcome to the asylum (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 13:11:21
  BRIANS... BRRIIIAAAANS (n/t) by Jeff_uk2008-01-18 12:48:15
    OK, if you insist by Havoc2008-01-18 13:08:03
  I have an excuse... by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 12:45:12
    *triggers kevlar=paper reality alteration device* by Havoc2008-01-18 12:47:57
      Fresh-wrapped brains! by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 12:53:05
        *ensures proper fit of NoBranesHere Stealth Shield by Havoc2008-01-18 13:01:55
          *puts on metal helmet* by hax80r2008-01-18 13:04:11
            Shhhh by Havoc2008-01-18 13:06:26
  "one of us, one of us, one of us..." by Lady-Luna2008-01-18 12:39:12
  *eats swick's brai...err...hold on a moment. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-18 12:38:16
    I have some in this jar over here by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 12:54:13
#include(prepare_clutter) by da-gimp2008-01-18 12:32:25
  Clutter bombs away! by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 12:46:38
    I thought lack of sleep already had. (n/t) by Spud2008-01-18 13:04:30
    Hey! That's mine. by da-gimp2008-01-18 12:48:13
  Direct hit, sah! (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-18 12:36:04
    Well done soldier. At ease. (n/t) by da-gimp2008-01-18 12:36:30
Woot, starting long weekend early. Later all. (n/ (n/t) by SaylorA2008-01-18 12:32:18
Customer service is going further down. by aix tom2008-01-18 12:31:08
  True...and yet... by Stuka2008-01-18 13:13:28
    Definitely not everyone. by aix tom2008-01-18 13:33:17
Ordnance-Corner For UFies by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:27:30
  posted here to not offend by robertltux2008-01-18 14:35:41
    2 and 3 by desertrat662008-01-18 16:04:41
    Personally #1 but you also would have to by Classic_Jon2008-01-18 14:45:08
  Range trip soon and Mauser model 98 by Classic_Jon2008-01-18 14:04:11
    Sounds like fun by DesertRat662008-01-18 14:09:04
      Heh, I like the .243 cause I can drive nails with by Classic_Jon2008-01-18 14:41:00
        Hey, Jon; what type of Mauser are you looking for? by SouthpawPL2008-01-18 16:22:12
  New shiny! by Twitchh2008-01-18 12:44:02
    Pitr cooks with msg? by run.dll2008-01-18 13:27:15
    You're welcome by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:53:53
      Yep -- Looking at some flavor of Trijicon ACOG, I by Twitchh2008-01-18 14:55:26
        Not much experience with ACOGs by desertrat662008-01-18 16:34:45
          Yeah, the price is what's holding me back.... :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2008-01-18 19:04:04
  D.C. Loses another gun case in court by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:40:07
    Nah, it's full of politicians, they never learn. (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2008-01-18 15:13:09
  San Francisco Gun Ban Shot Down by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:39:34
  New Research On the Second Amendment by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:38:29
  Way to go Georgia! by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:37:46
  80 Year Old Woman Vs. Mountian Lion by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:37:07
  65 Year Old Man vs. 5 Thugs by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:36:29
  Analysis of Brief for Petitioners - DC v. Heller by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:34:54
  Armed Citizens up, Gun Deaths Down in Michigan by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:33:15
  Murder down, Justifiable Homicide Up in Tennessee by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:32:13
  Road Rager with Baseball Bat vs. Armed Citizen by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:31:35
    And yet by thread_killer2008-01-18 14:37:46
  Got me a new daily carry gun by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:30:55
    That's a pretty gun, Mal. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 14:30:18
      Personally, I'd prefer Zoe's nail-driver. by SouthpawPL2008-01-18 16:27:51
        You mean like by desertrat662008-01-18 16:48:35
          Hail Yeah! Now, what about Vera!? by SouthpawPL2008-01-18 18:51:43
  “Overlawyering” DC v. Heller by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:30:07
  Founder of anti-gun group pleads no contest by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:29:23
  UFOCBOTD by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:28:09
    hubba hubba (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-01-18 12:33:28
I'm bored, who needs Photoshopping done? by Fandango2008-01-18 12:11:44
  I'd send you my photo of me petting a dolphin by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:56:44
    My job is not exactly busy by Fandango2008-01-18 13:09:56
From Inbox : Rules of the Country for City Folks by Havoc2008-01-18 11:40:55
  ATTN: Retiqlum 7 & 9 (n/t) by Nightwind2008-01-18 14:12:44
  My favorite: by undrcvrparothed2008-01-18 12:40:39
    Yup - I got it from a friend in Bedford. by Havoc2008-01-18 12:48:56
  I have the best of both worlds. I live in the by lab rat2008-01-18 12:03:44
  A few more by basher202008-01-18 12:00:13
    and all a town really needs is by run.dll2008-01-18 12:12:03
      From personal observation, by Peace_man2008-01-18 13:04:19
      You still have grain elevators in Saskatchewan? by nix2008-01-18 12:21:48
      WI Version (4 Bars, one on each corner) ;-) (n/t) by lheggland2008-01-18 12:13:37
    But there are two Kings. by SaylorA2008-01-18 12:03:42
  So true. Living in the city has made me feel- by hax80r2008-01-18 11:48:07
    I want to move back, myself... by esbita2008-01-18 11:56:45
    Living in the city keeps me sane. by Phoon2008-01-18 11:49:19
      People are nuts in the city too by josie_beller2008-01-18 11:53:19
  Amen, brother. :) by SaylorA2008-01-18 11:47:33
    That is the #1 reason you sometimes find by Havoc2008-01-18 11:50:19
      Hehe, by lheggland2008-01-18 12:03:39
I was going to search the Net for something. by SaylorA2008-01-18 11:38:07
  Search for a 2.5x20mm phillips head screw for my by NDwight2008-01-18 11:49:12
    I stripped out the head, not the threads....:( (n/t) by NDwight2008-01-18 11:52:49
      then go get a #1 back out. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-01-18 12:01:02
  Search for "something". by sgrunt2008-01-18 11:38:41
    sgrunt, you are fined by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 12:48:24
    Thanks for help. :/ (n/t) by SaylorA2008-01-18 11:41:31
  I hate when that happens! (n/t) by arktus2008-01-18 11:38:39
LotD: ArrrrrrrrggggggH by wabbit652008-01-18 11:33:42
  I'm familiar with this one... by Nightwind2008-01-18 14:09:36
  Khaar made some nasty evil brain-games by Havoc2008-01-18 12:15:27
    Yup by Havoc2008-01-18 12:21:01
  let me know if you want the spoiler :) (n/t) by langly2008-01-18 11:47:05
    (I think I already gave it.) (n/t) by arktus2008-01-18 11:47:49
      yup, by langly2008-01-18 12:10:18
  Ooh, I played that game! by arktus2008-01-18 11:35:22
    Ah now I see. by wabbit652008-01-18 13:09:37
    (Along with the others in that room.) (n/t) by arktus2008-01-18 11:35:35
I'm glad I'm not a project manager. by vetitice2008-01-18 11:28:58
I just noticed there are no gay people on StarTrek by toysbfun2008-01-18 11:25:56
  Or maybe society was sufficiently... by raffy91102008-01-19 07:40:42
  Lt. Sulu by jdelphiki2008-01-18 16:20:46
    But Sulu had a daughter in one of the movies. (n/t by toysbfun2008-01-18 21:24:48
    Only one that springs to mind is Uhura by josie_beller2008-01-18 20:18:00
      True, but... by jdelphiki2008-01-18 20:51:40
  TNG - The outcast by emlaabs2008-01-18 11:58:23
    Fantastic episode by Illiad2008-01-18 12:23:23
      Here's that awesome speech. by Illiad2008-01-18 12:51:41
      My fave ep was by Havoc2008-01-18 12:50:13
    If anything, that's uber-hetero by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:21:58
      Wow. Don't go there. by Arivia2008-01-18 13:30:53
        I think you mean the *writers* didn't know anythin by josie_beller2008-01-18 14:25:45
          From what I remember that's not what was portrayed by Snate2008-01-18 17:43:01
            Making Will "Do you like girls?" Riker gay by nix2008-01-18 21:26:06
            But they still couldn't break that hetero mold by josie_beller2008-01-18 18:07:31
  There were several on DS9 alone... by Havoc2008-01-18 11:47:37
    Garak sounds more like "Don't shank me" by toysbfun2008-01-18 11:52:41
      General Martok said: by Havoc2008-01-18 11:56:41
  I think we can forgive the show by Arivia2008-01-18 11:30:40
    Nancy Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr were on StarTrek? by toysbfun2008-01-18 11:48:42
      I believe they are referring to Kirk and Uhura. by SaylorA2008-01-18 11:58:20
        Plato's Stepchildren by toysbfun2008-01-18 12:00:20
  Yes there was. by subbywan2008-01-18 11:27:45
    Tasha once used a mechanical device. by SaylorA2008-01-18 11:30:37
      The drunk episode by hax80r2008-01-18 11:32:55
        The episode is called "Naked Time" (n/t) by SaylorA2008-01-18 11:39:27
          TOS was "The Naked Time" by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:11:09
          Correction: Naked Now by Havoc2008-01-18 12:10:34
            Oops, easy to get those EPs mixed up.. by SaylorA2008-01-18 12:14:49
              It was a good way to introduce the characters by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:23:25
                That was truly one of the best lines ever. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-01-18 12:24:52
                  "...multiple techniques...." (n/t) by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:30:44
    Dax used to be a man, so that doesn't really count by toysbfun2008-01-18 11:28:58
      What about Nana Visitor on DS9? by subbywan2008-01-18 11:32:30
        Yup by Snate2008-01-18 11:34:31
          Mirror Kira, Mirror Willow.... by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:07:02
            We like lesbians, just not gays ... (n/t) by subbywan2008-01-18 12:07:58
              "Captain, we're trapped in a parallel universe by toysbfun2008-01-18 12:10:33
      I don't remember that either. I don't think so by Snate2008-01-18 11:31:13
      I want to see that TNG episode..... (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 11:29:46
I like plottin' downfalls alright by Hieraco2008-01-18 11:03:08
  I think Dora's right about what Faye needs by josie_beller2008-01-18 13:31:26
    Yeah, but afterwards things will be.... by Hieraco2008-01-18 21:07:17
  Funny stuff by Imp2008-01-18 11:08:28
    I was too embarrassed to mention it by Hieraco2008-01-18 11:15:49
      Ohhhhhhh, yeah (n/t) by Imp2008-01-18 11:40:20
      yep (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 11:30:20
They say a picture is worth a thousand words by DesertRat662008-01-18 10:53:45
  I only count six words. by Woodburn2008-01-18 10:57:04
  New link by hax80r2008-01-18 10:56:27
    What is the rifle he is holding? (n/t) by ManiacJoe2008-01-18 11:28:37
      Enfield L85 (n/t) by DesertRat662008-01-18 11:34:15
    Content filter violation. by Peace_man2008-01-18 11:04:05
      Where? by imWACC02008-01-18 11:09:39
        Who has ever claimed that content filters by Peace_man2008-01-18 11:23:16
        Apparently, that's UNacceptable. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-18 11:11:20
      That'd be due to pictures like: by Sterling_Ag2008-01-18 11:05:18
  Bad linky. (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 10:55:16
  Bad link (n/t) by imWACC02008-01-18 10:55:09
Inbox: The Gunslinger & the Old Prospector by DesertRat662008-01-18 10:46:55
  Somewhere, sometime in the fairly recent past by tully2008-01-18 11:36:45
  My father by thread_killer2008-01-18 11:11:08
    Smart people know the bear spray isn't for the by techi8702008-01-18 12:21:40
    Very logical and sociopathic. (n/t) by vetitice2008-01-18 11:17:22
  hahahaha. Sounds like my dad. (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 10:51:55
  hee hee hee hee hee :-) (n/t) by Snate2008-01-18 10:50:14
A word to the wise: by hax80r2008-01-18 10:39:43
  So go now, by bastetsmuse2008-01-18 10:45:27
    And a lovely by Sterling_Ag2008-01-18 10:46:45
      Dont' forget the shot of whisky. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-01-18 11:03:32
    It's all sealed. (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 10:46:43
  You need gun powder. by subbywan2008-01-18 10:41:49
    A little explination: by hax80r2008-01-18 10:43:34
      Cauterizing is usually a bad idea. by run.dll2008-01-18 11:51:37
        At his age by esbita2008-01-18 12:00:10
          I just got one- by hax80r2008-01-18 12:06:47
            I have to stick to desk jobs by esbita2008-01-18 12:30:47
              is that a couple bins down from CODE BLUE!! by robertltux2008-01-18 14:43:22
              Hmm, I think I'm due for one too by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:39:53
                look into the tetanus/pertussis combo by morenna2008-01-18 12:42:04
                  I had pertussis my senior year of vet school by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:45:08
                    usually more immunity, for most bugs. (n/t) by morenna2008-01-18 13:14:04
                      Makes me wonder how my rabies titer stays so high (n/t) by josie_beller2008-01-18 13:32:25
      Wash it with peroxide and paint it with something by subbywan2008-01-18 11:04:39
      Consider Super glue? by Hieraco2008-01-18 10:58:51
        I'll try that next time. Cauterizing hurt, but it- by hax80r2008-01-18 11:01:57
          Well you weren't really cauterizing... by Imp2008-01-18 11:10:30
"Let's see if I can get in without banging my by Phoon2008-01-18 10:37:25
I don't eat fish - I'm Jewish. by Hieraco2008-01-18 10:33:52
  Some fish are kosher aren't they? by murphoid2008-01-18 10:42:31
    Yes. by raptillicus2008-01-18 10:48:46
Cubemate started reading UF. by da-gimp2008-01-18 10:31:41
  *sniff sniff* Freshblooood... (n/t) by Vidi2008-01-18 10:37:42
    s/Freshblood/Freshbrains (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 10:40:13
      BRRAAAAAAIIIIINNSSSSSSSSS!!! by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 10:42:57
        Saw that coming. *puts on hat* (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 10:44:07
          You did? I gotta learn to be sneakier:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 10:46:16
            That's why I did the s// by hax80r2008-01-18 10:48:23
              Dangit! *summons Garrinka* by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 10:49:01
                *barricades self, puts on old army helmet* by hax80r2008-01-18 10:50:58
                  *eats hax80r's helmet* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-18 11:13:39
                    Really needed the fiber eh? (n/t) by Imp2008-01-18 11:15:37
                      More for the iron, I think. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-18 11:18:05
                        While you're chewing on my helmet. *eats sgrunt* ( (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-18 11:28:56
                          Ummm, I think you meant "*eats sgrunt's brains*" by Snate2008-01-18 11:33:12
                            Aargh! NO! by hax80r2008-01-18 11:34:35
                              Hah! Vindication is sweet! by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:49:18
                              Brrrrrrraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnszzzzzz (n/t) by Snate2008-01-18 11:36:03
                            *eats hax80r's words* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-18 11:34:13
                          *bursts out through hax80r's chest* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-18 11:32:39
                            *escapes in escape pd* by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 11:34:09
                              *eats sgrunt's brains* *EMPs pod* by hax80r2008-01-18 11:36:13
                              *sneaks aboard escape pod* (n/t) by sgrunt2008-01-18 11:36:12
            That's why I did the s// by hax80r2008-01-18 10:48:22
              See?? See??? Attn: Snate by josie_beller2008-01-18 12:47:04
                :-P by Snate2008-01-18 14:06:33
              *eats hax80r's double-post* (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-01-18 11:04:31
So, everyone has heard about Huckabee's comments by SnArL2008-01-18 10:16:33
  It's a ridiculous chain of "logic." by Illiad2008-01-18 12:30:11
    I'm fond of this bit from the comments: by SnArL2008-01-18 13:01:14
  I don't think they are offensive - just stupid. by Peace_man2008-01-18 11:22:07
  We'll be having *that* debate in another hundred by toysbfun2008-01-18 11:13:37
    Just read this elsewhere: by vetitice2008-01-18 11:37:41
  Didn't Rick Santorum make the same argument? by wabbit652008-01-18 11:01:31
    So what should we define "huckabee" as? (n/t) by Phoon2008-01-18 11:02:46
      A populist (n/t) by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:18:33
      Given the dictionary definition of by vdp2008-01-18 11:09:10
        My first thought was, by josie_beller2008-01-18 20:00:50
      A 3-way between a woman and 2 dogs? (n/t) by SnArL2008-01-18 11:08:21
  s/offensive/stupid/ by Snate2008-01-18 10:57:43
    update by Snate2008-01-18 11:01:52
      I am by aprylmae2008-01-18 11:50:03
        Like I said earlier I am now leaning more towards by Snate2008-01-18 12:09:06
          Thank you. It's wonderful to see someone by josie_beller2008-01-18 19:53:12
  Whatever they were, they were a bad political move by AndyA2008-01-18 10:54:20
  Actually, quite offensive... by LthrOttr2008-01-18 10:54:01
    Ok, for THIS I will post a serious response by SnArL2008-01-18 11:05:54
      I dunno if it's the neo-cons. by Illiad2008-01-18 12:57:56
        You may be right by SnArL2008-01-18 13:06:05
      OK, maybe I'm starting to lean more towards by Snate2008-01-18 11:08:15
    Especially the grouping of man-child and man-man by AndyA2008-01-18 11:01:26
  Other people have said the same thing. by murphoid2008-01-18 10:40:11
    On both sides I might add by DesertRat662008-01-18 10:49:25
      You're claiming he didn't say it? (n/t) by Phoon2008-01-18 10:50:51
        Nope. Just that people by DesertRat662008-01-18 11:36:45
          He directly called homosexuality deviant behavior (n/t) by Havoc2008-01-18 12:04:45
            Yes, and? by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:12:22
            Calling it normative is a bit of a stretch. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 12:11:13
              Disingenuous. From context, not the definition he by josie_beller2008-01-18 19:35:20
              How so? (n/t) by aprylmae2008-01-18 12:23:14
                Deviant: 'markedly different from the norm'. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 12:31:46
                  So the difference between deviant and minority by Havoc2008-01-18 13:26:59
                    There is no difference. by Nashville2008-01-18 14:28:21
                    No. A minority is a deviance from the norm. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 13:41:49
                  In that case, by aprylmae2008-01-18 12:48:03
                    Very correct. by krikkert2008-01-18 13:24:43
                    I for one by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:56:12
          I disagree by SnArL2008-01-18 11:40:36
            All depends on what offended you by DesertRat662008-01-18 12:06:03
              I was offended by his mental association game by SnArL2008-01-18 12:58:18
                I think you are spinning this. by murphoid2008-01-18 17:19:58
                  I don't think it's at all clear he didn't intend by josie_beller2008-01-18 19:32:32
                Meh, he's a preacher, by DesertRat662008-01-18 13:24:00
  Ahh, but all you have to do is ... by run.dll2008-01-18 10:38:42
  One thing to point out by aprylmae2008-01-18 10:33:41
    The original laws of the US by krikkert2008-01-18 10:56:11
      Supporting gay marriage by aprylmae2008-01-18 11:35:07
        He didn't say that. by the_diggity2008-01-18 19:51:44
      Neither did they put any specific limitations by vdp2008-01-18 11:03:41
      That's because coat hangers were scarce back then by SnArL2008-01-18 11:00:48
  Classic slippery slope fallacy. (n/t) by williamashbless2008-01-18 10:28:32
  Offensive? Maybe. Bigoted? Probably. Smart? No. by Stuka2008-01-18 10:25:43
  No, actually, I don't think they were. (n/t) by merlin2008-01-18 10:20:13
    I agree. I don't think they were offensive at all. by kc5sdy2008-01-18 10:24:11
      WHY MUST YOU HAET GAYS? by SnArL2008-01-18 10:46:59
        New Zealand ain't bad- by hax80r2008-01-18 10:54:48
        Hey now. by krikkert2008-01-18 10:52:46
      Why does he combine gay marriage with phedophilia? by hyzenthlay2008-01-18 10:46:22
        He later explains that he put them together by Havoc2008-01-18 12:02:24
          Well, by aprylmae2008-01-18 12:21:51
            I agree, I was just pointing that out by Havoc2008-01-18 12:38:49
              sorry, then by aprylmae2008-01-18 12:52:07
                Hur hur hur ... Was that a gender joke? :D (n/t) by subbywan2008-01-18 12:56:59
                  no (n/t) by aprylmae2008-01-18 13:05:33
                    Should have been. (n/t) by subbywan2008-01-18 13:19:10
                      I must be missing something then (n/t) by aprylmae2008-01-18 13:45:34
                        It was a humourous reply. That's all. (n/t) by subbywan2008-01-18 13:48:11
                          if you say so (n/t) by aprylmae2008-01-18 13:51:04
                            testy = testes = testicles... (n/t) by Havoc2008-01-18 14:24:44
        Plausible deniability by subbywan2008-01-18 11:08:34
      I'll tack on a hesitant agreement by tesla_koil2008-01-18 10:40:39
        I know that road very well. by kc5sdy2008-01-18 10:46:11
Invoke: Uficle by bastetsmuse2008-01-18 10:14:13
  Yes. by Peace_man2008-01-18 12:08:46
  Yes... by Sterling_Ag2008-01-18 10:16:51
So if I'm on a Mac... and I have an .amr file... by Myke2008-01-18 10:13:29
From the inbox by UGuardian2008-01-18 10:00:25
  Two words by y2kdragon2008-01-18 10:02:32
    Ding! Winnar! by DesertRat662008-01-18 10:37:14
I love those times when by Arivia2008-01-18 09:45:35
  That's when by vetitice2008-01-18 09:49:39
    No, you find a religion based around it. by hax80r2008-01-18 09:50:18
      Considering I was looking up a Roman by Arivia2008-01-18 09:52:36
        Juventas? (n/t) by Havoc2008-01-18 09:59:03
        Which one? (n/t) by aprylmae2008-01-18 09:53:10
          Bellona. (n/t) by Arivia2008-01-18 09:59:33
            A little more info... by LthrOttr2008-01-18 10:27:19
              Strange that a basketball player would write that by Havoc2008-01-18 12:08:52
            nameandfame.org by Havoc2008-01-18 10:02:23
            Wikipedia to the rescue by y2kdragon2008-01-18 10:00:46
              You think I didn't look already? by Arivia2008-01-18 10:08:34
AGSOTM by Hieraco2008-01-18 09:29:05
Having a UPS attached to your file server is a by techi8702008-01-18 09:24:54
  Having proper, working HDs in your file server is by IByte2008-01-18 12:12:46
  having a nice big commercial UPS- by hax80r2008-01-18 09:48:43
    I have two 1500 and a 750 by Havoc2008-01-18 10:01:00
  Better yet is to have a serial console and laptop by amp_man2008-01-18 09:48:35
    Better still is to have the file-server shut down by Myke2008-01-18 10:15:50
      The absolute BEST is when by Havoc2008-01-18 12:47:08
        I assume you mean Terminal Server... not KVM... by Myke2008-01-18 22:46:49
          Nope - KVM - we had over 20 of them hooked to two by Havoc2008-01-19 21:09:13
    I use a LCD monitor on the server stack. (n/t) by techi8702008-01-18 10:14:32
Since this is from may '07, i'm sure it's been by cybergeek2008-01-18 09:22:48
Update: Running 3GB on my GA7n400-Pro by Classic_Jon2008-01-18 09:02:39
  Forgot: thanks to Havoc and the others who offered by Classic_Jon2008-01-18 09:07:33
Everyone familiar with the movie Office Space? by Spud2008-01-18 08:59:13
  So y'all are walking around with the mandatory 10 by Klaranth2008-01-18 09:05:05
    Except for Keith over there by y2kdragon2008-01-18 09:19:42
*checks email inbox* by Stuka2008-01-18 08:37:41
  Now relax by y2kdragon2008-01-18 09:21:27
    No worries! It's HERE! by Stuka2008-01-18 09:53:26
      Congratulations! I hope it works out well for you by josie_beller2008-01-18 14:08:44
      Nah, that's the easy part... by Sterling_Ag2008-01-18 09:55:25
        :D Very true by Stuka2008-01-18 09:58:06
          Go in with offer letter in hand by y2kdragon2008-01-18 10:04:10
            Thanks! by Stuka2008-01-18 10:06:57
Putting the Duh! in Duh-velpoment. by Hieraco2008-01-18 08:37:22
  Four words by andyz2008-01-18 10:13:04
  *Ctrl-+* (repeat 10 times) by Stuka2008-01-18 08:39:09
    Won't go but 8. only 20 stages, -11 or +8 from nm (n/t) by Havoc2008-01-18 09:46:55
      You think I actually *counted*? (n/t) by Stuka2008-01-18 09:58:55
    *copy-pastes on text editor* by joresgump2008-01-18 09:45:15
    10? I did 6 (n/t) by imrambi2008-01-18 08:53:26
wireless router question by thethinman2008-01-18 08:37:07
  Internet connection sharing should work. by skern2008-01-18 09:39:50
    two questions by thethinman2008-01-18 10:17:41
  Does the card from verizon require by AndyA2008-01-18 08:49:22
    This is how we run our office connection. by Sieldan2008-01-18 09:34:06
    good point. i will have to find out (n/t) by thethinman2008-01-18 08:57:49
a lil help with mediacoder... (converting dv file) by unjust2008-01-18 08:34:54
  So what's the problem? by aix tom2008-01-18 08:56:29
    it says it cant muxor teh audio and video by unjust2008-01-18 09:08:18
      Which format are you trying to create? by aix tom2008-01-18 09:25:35
        no... by unjust2008-01-18 10:25:03
What's the purpose of having a defect tracking by merlin2008-01-18 08:13:08
  Easy solution. by Peace_man2008-01-18 08:39:39
    Forwarded to my manager. I'll let him fight that by merlin2008-01-18 08:41:02
      Oh yes. You have to have management by Peace_man2008-01-18 08:50:43
        Always CC managers by y2kdragon2008-01-18 09:23:43
          managers are good at pushing by joresgump2008-01-18 09:38:22
New Bush economic and environmental plan: by kahuana2008-01-18 08:05:57
... and while I work, I might as well ask: by Tyop2008-01-18 08:05:27
  Oh, and one other point: by subbywan2008-01-18 09:28:19
    Communicate with my seniors, yes? (n/t) by Tyop2008-01-18 09:46:24
      not just that. by subbywan2008-01-18 09:56:10
        Ouch, new ballpark. Thanks for the heads up. (n/t) by Tyop2008-01-18 10:04:53
  "forgetting" to keep key people in "the loop" by kahuana2008-01-18 08:16:31
  doing and not managing. by subbywan2008-01-18 08:10:11
    One minor quibble by Stuka2008-01-18 08:34:32
      Yes, and no. by subbywan2008-01-18 08:36:02
        I'll have to take that as it comes. by Tyop2008-01-18 08:41:23
          Along those lines, by radiowave9112008-01-18 09:25:50
            Yes, it was. by Tyop2008-01-18 09:44:54
    Determine bottle necks by Tyop2008-01-18 08:20:10
      that's part of it. by subbywan2008-01-18 08:30:30
      Basically: Tell people what to do. by EnzoMatrix2008-01-18 08:21:32
        Is it dangerous to by Tyop2008-01-18 08:36:31
          Depends on the people. by subbywan2008-01-18 08:40:39
            seems logical... (n/t) by Tyop2008-01-18 08:42:45
  Not communicating with the managed by Havoc2008-01-18 08:09:09
    My take on that: by Tyop2008-01-18 08:18:33
      Yes, but don't force it. by EnzoMatrix2008-01-18 08:20:04
        Hey, that's the tough one, no? by Tyop2008-01-18 08:48:43
          Data! by Havoc2008-01-18 09:49:44
        *makes a note of that* (n/t) by Tyop2008-01-18 08:20:59
  Over-managing by y2kdragon2008-01-18 08:07:20
    OK, fine... by Tyop2008-01-18 08:15:13
  Being attacked on a diagonal? (n/t) by kahuana2008-01-18 08:06:47
  Getting high on himself... by raptillicus2008-01-18 08:06:30
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-01-18 07:55:54
LOGON: McKittrick by Havoc2008-01-18 07:55:20
  Gabriel (n/t) by ricochetv12008-01-18 10:07:49
    Beep. by Havoc2008-01-18 10:52:35
      reindeerflotilla (n/t) by ricochetv12008-01-18 14:28:09
  !@#$% you by y2kdragon2008-01-18 08:08:14
    wasn't it the name of his deceased by voxwoman2008-01-18 09:14:31
      Not quite by y2kdragon2008-01-18 09:25:56
    heheeh. Here's another one: by Havoc2008-01-18 08:09:49
      Right Ascension & Declination by Sterling_Ag2008-01-18 10:03:17
        Try 38d (n/t) by Havoc2008-01-18 10:10:00
          Ah Vega... (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-01-18 10:14:22
            Apparently, it was wrong in the movie. Go figure. by Havoc2008-01-18 10:52:12
      18h? (n/t) by josie_beller2008-01-18 09:44:06
        Hint: Coordinates. Not lat/long related. (n/t) by Havoc2008-01-18 09:47:59
          One is h, m, s; the other is d, m, s by josie_beller2008-01-18 09:51:44
            d=degrees, h=hours by Havoc2008-01-18 10:07:50
omg... Simon is right... by EnzoMatrix2008-01-18 07:38:40
News Flash: Clowns are scary. by Twitchh2008-01-18 07:35:15
  Can't sleep by y2kdragon2008-01-18 10:05:47
  I don't fear clowns by madjo2008-01-18 08:06:06
  Lon Chaney said: by RetiQlum22008-01-18 07:52:13
    I kind of agree by aprylmae2008-01-18 09:26:56
  BBC comments are moderated. by Didactylos2008-01-18 07:43:15
Finland! (or, W00t!) [attn: afterburner] by kyrasantae2008-01-18 07:26:57
  Sure by afterburner2008-01-18 07:32:58
The beauty of having a wife and a mistress, by Tyop2008-01-18 07:00:33
  sounds like a round-robin solution (n/t) by joresgump2008-01-18 09:42:29
  for us ladies by aprylmae2008-01-18 08:38:25
    * offers services for position #5 * (n/t) by y2kdragon2008-01-18 09:27:31
      well, by aprylmae2008-01-18 09:36:02
    I like the way you think by Lady-Luna2008-01-18 09:07:18
      yea by aprylmae2008-01-18 09:09:42
  A toast: by kent_eh2008-01-18 07:17:21
    To Melba! (n/t) by joecrouse2008-01-18 07:26:56
    Mine have by y2kdragon2008-01-18 07:20:42
  As I recall, that was the punch line from the joke by NDwight2008-01-18 07:13:33
    Now THERE's an idea... by EnzoMatrix2008-01-18 07:43:36
  There is another method. by Avium2008-01-18 07:04:46
    The third method is not having one at all by veran2008-01-18 07:09:20
      Normaly it's cheaper to be two... by karl-henrik2008-01-18 07:14:39
        Economically right. by veran2008-01-18 07:17:53
          I doubt they are afraid of you (n/t) by aprylmae2008-01-18 08:27:17
          I'll put it like this by karl-henrik2008-01-18 07:22:30
            Who you gonna blame for everything by veran2008-01-18 07:33:34
              Hmm..darnit you got a point there.. by karl-henrik2008-01-18 07:37:34
                That's it! I'm buying a goat! by veran2008-01-18 07:56:04
                  See what price we can get for a bulk order , okay? (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-01-18 15:50:15
                  I audibly laughed aloud. (n/t) by Woodburn2008-01-18 08:08:22
  Haha thanks now I can go smiling into the weekend. (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-01-18 07:03:32
*chows on some homemade venison chili* by Phoon2008-01-18 06:59:07
  Deer are herbivores. by Arachnid2008-01-18 07:21:24
    Ever heard of hardware disease? Cow magnets? by josie_beller2008-01-18 07:35:03
      I don't want to be the guy buying that metal (n/t) by amp_man2008-01-18 09:07:38
  I seem to have that problem every time I... by RetiQlum22008-01-18 07:07:01
  Don't worry :) by karl-henrik2008-01-18 07:02:42
    Most states require the use of slugs for deer by DesertRat662008-01-18 07:39:41
    It's a tiny sliver, not a ball. by Phoon2008-01-18 07:05:18
      silver? sure it's not iron? by karl-henrik2008-01-18 07:10:17
        Sliver, not silver. by Phoon2008-01-18 07:11:19
          Sounds like lead by DesertRat662008-01-18 07:37:54
          Aah :) sorry for the miss read by karl-henrik2008-01-18 07:17:18
          Were-deer! RUUUN!!! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 07:14:09
USA and Israel on Canada's "Torture Watch list" by Qcumber-some2008-01-18 06:54:32
  Why does Canada want to watch torture? (n/t) by Ston2008-01-18 10:26:19
    Beats having to listen to another Quebec referendu by kahuana2008-01-18 16:54:23
    Empire of Azad Classified Broadcast: Level 3 (n/t) by vetitice2008-01-18 11:16:25
  Whoever authored the paper is getting sacked by by kahuana2008-01-18 07:36:37
  It's ok. by Mostlyharmles2008-01-18 07:23:28
    With all their beady little eyes... (n/t) by Phoon2008-01-18 07:48:11
      nonono. That's just Harper and his government. by kahuana2008-01-18 08:00:36
Off to the High Museum of Art I go.. by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 06:45:03
OK - no more talk about hacking spammers! by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:34:48
  almost funny :) by karl-henrik2008-01-18 06:55:20
  But I like hacking spammers! by veran2008-01-18 06:39:14
    OTOH, I guess you could always... by veran2008-01-18 06:39:57
  Check the Cats'n Racks section of CuteOverload by Qcumber-some2008-01-18 06:39:08
    WOW. Check out the rack in this pic. by Havoc2008-01-18 07:03:37
  I haven't seen this posted yet. by Spud2008-01-18 06:38:11
    Spiffy (n/t) by aprylmae2008-01-18 06:55:09
    Spud is a girl? by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:48:57
      Yeah, I think it's the new meme. (n/t) by Spud2008-01-18 06:50:54
    Those are totally cool by y2kdragon2008-01-18 06:45:26
      I'm sure there is a long line of geek wanting to by Spud2008-01-18 06:47:13
  Try this: by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 06:35:58
    what a boring website by madjo2008-01-18 07:39:10
    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha by y2kdragon2008-01-18 06:44:03
I don't know if this is a good idea. by raptillicus2008-01-18 06:29:52
  Oooops... This should read by raptillicus2008-01-18 07:17:19
    S'okay, I took it as sarcastic, not literal by josie_beller2008-01-18 08:48:15
  Take a chance by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:14:16
  ok. how about this? by morenna2008-01-18 07:06:10
    I think you misunderstood my post... by raptillicus2008-01-18 07:21:49
      Cool. by morenna2008-01-18 12:07:35
      As for your mood - what do you like? by Havoc2008-01-18 07:32:11
  Just a quick thought here. by Avium2008-01-18 07:00:15
  I'm not orthodox, but let me be a Yenta: by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:45:11
    There seem to be no yentas around here. (n/t) by Phoon2008-01-18 07:30:39
    My sister's PET scan came back clean! :D by raptillicus2008-01-18 06:59:02
      Hooray!!! So glad to hear it! (n/t) by josie_beller2008-01-18 08:44:35
      I didn't guilt trip. ;) by justncase2008-01-18 07:05:25
    What is a "yenta"? by veran2008-01-18 06:50:19
      Nosy old lady, usually a matchmaker. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:57:51
        Matchmaker, by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:07:16
          Matchmakers are all well and good, by veran2008-01-18 07:19:39
      I learned it reading "Fiddler on the Roof" by Spud2008-01-18 06:51:47
        Back in the day, jews were by veran2008-01-18 06:55:57
          You may not realize it. by Phoon2008-01-18 07:15:50
            Seriously, there are maybe 2 jews in the whole by veran2008-01-18 07:22:01
              What country? (n/t) by raptillicus2008-01-18 07:24:39
                This one: by veran2008-01-18 07:27:56
                  My mom by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:30:48
                    Maybe. by veran2008-01-18 07:35:30
                      Bi by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:39:25
                        I could never be bi. Being rejected by by joecrouse2008-01-18 07:50:23
                          Yea it can double rejection, chances by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:53:06
                            No How many bi guys like by joecrouse2008-01-18 08:08:06
                              More than you would guess by aprylmae2008-01-18 08:15:28
                                He didn't ask how many *were* by josie_beller2008-01-18 08:38:42
                                Some sure by aprylmae2008-01-18 08:46:55
                                Yeah, fringes seem to be more accepting by josie_beller2008-01-18 10:08:19
                  Yeah... not exactly a Jewish stronghold there... ( (n/t) by raptillicus2008-01-18 07:29:44
                    Told you. (n/t) by veran2008-01-18 07:38:59
          What am I? Chopped liver? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 07:09:22
            U CAN HAZ CHOP LIVR. UR WUT U ET. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2008-01-18 08:04:20
            no, but some can be extracted from you. (n/t) by veran2008-01-18 07:11:51
            What am I? Geffilte fish? (n/t) by raptillicus2008-01-18 07:10:21
              Pike or Whitefish? I'll get back to you. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 07:16:03
          Not exactly. by raptillicus2008-01-18 07:07:59
            Thus, Hollywood is filled with gay jews. (n/t) by veran2008-01-18 07:11:18
          "Mel Brooks is Jewish?" (n/t) by Phoon2008-01-18 07:06:41
          actually by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:05:40
  Lucky b7. by Phoon2008-01-18 06:37:47
  Uhm... you got graphs and scematics of her? by veran2008-01-18 06:37:31
    That's classified information. by Spud2008-01-18 06:38:57
      * runs 'host -l' on secret women's computer * by y2kdragon2008-01-18 06:50:29
        The response you would get with that query: by Havoc2008-01-18 07:11:37
          How about a port scan? by y2kdragon2008-01-18 07:43:59
        The secret of all women: by veran2008-01-18 06:53:09
          Don't try to understand women, just enjoy them. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 07:05:09
            The only way to enjoy women is by veran2008-01-18 07:23:34
              There are handbag stores? by Nea2008-01-18 08:36:58
                I've never understood the appeal myself by josie_beller2008-01-18 10:12:07
                  yes by aprylmae2008-01-18 12:36:22
                I'm sitting there with you. by Spud2008-01-18 08:54:16
                  Yay us! by Nea2008-01-18 08:58:04
                    Mind if I join you? (n/t) by aprylmae2008-01-18 09:05:43
                      Why not? by Nea2008-01-18 09:30:32
              A side of fava beans and a nice Chianti? (n/t) by Phoon2008-01-18 07:24:52
                You gotta love the classics :-) (n/t) by josie_beller2008-01-18 08:29:15
                Or that. by veran2008-01-18 07:36:30
          No by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:02:24
            That is a myth. by veran2008-01-18 07:15:39
              I think I would know what women are made of by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:32:41
                sugar and spice and everything nice? (n/t) by Havoc2008-01-18 07:34:36
                  That, and by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:41:16
                  No, that's the spice girls. by veran2008-01-18 07:40:14
                    And carbohydrates. (n/t) by josie_beller2008-01-18 08:27:49
                    are you implying that they are FAT! (n/t) by joecrouse2008-01-18 07:48:32
                      yes (n/t) by veran2008-01-18 07:59:56
                        your on your own man. by joecrouse2008-01-18 08:08:43
                          eh by aprylmae2008-01-18 08:21:34
                    You forgot CHEMICAL X! by joecrouse2008-01-18 07:48:04
                      The main ingredient in Chemical X by aprylmae2008-01-18 07:52:01
                        Basically you are insinuating that by veran2008-01-18 07:59:38
                          Since you are from Iceland, by aprylmae2008-01-18 08:13:46
      At least send me your pie-chart. (n/t) by veran2008-01-18 06:41:41
        Sorry, but that belongs to da-gimp only. by Spud2008-01-18 06:42:25
          "C" is for cookie. by veran2008-01-18 06:46:48
            Unfortunately, "C" is for Carrot now. by Spud2008-01-18 06:50:28
              Carrot monster? by veran2008-01-18 07:00:02
              you may not need it, but others sure do. (n/t) by morenna2008-01-18 06:55:11
  Give it a try. by Spud2008-01-18 06:36:28
  Go to a BBQ joint, not a fancy restaurant by Havoc2008-01-18 06:32:44
    A very good plan by y2kdragon2008-01-18 06:48:54
Why drink beer? by Spisefisken2008-01-18 06:10:00
  Haha :) by karl-henrik2008-01-18 06:19:08
    You've never gotten drunk enough. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 06:24:00
      You can't be drunk enough. Just keep drinking. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-01-18 06:33:50
        Then again I can't see if woman wears makeup.. by karl-henrik2008-01-18 06:51:10
          It's not really a question of how MUCH. by krikkert2008-01-18 07:02:17
            Well we have 72 0.5 liter can's of beer.. by karl-henrik2008-01-18 07:08:20
    I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:22:03
  Um, why not? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:15:13
  Ok, I SRSLY just LOL'd. (n/t) by SnArL2008-01-18 06:14:00
  Another reason: by veran2008-01-18 06:11:13
I'm in a goofy mood right now... by SnArL2008-01-18 06:03:25
  *runs host -l against SnArLs computer* (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:06:37
    HACKER!!!! by y2kdragon2008-01-18 06:10:44
    HA! I'm not running bind! (n/t) by SnArL2008-01-18 06:09:02
      That doesn't matter. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:12:57
        Oh cool! *Starts ping-of-death* by Havoc2008-01-18 06:14:34
          I miss those days.. by romandas2008-01-18 06:19:43
            Today you get kickban for faking System messages by Qcumber-some2008-01-18 06:28:02
          See ya later! (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:18:34
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-01-18 05:30:02
Some good luck please? by hactar the uhhh2008-01-18 05:27:45
  Where is your checkbook? by Havoc2008-01-18 08:14:23
  I saw a post last night from a friend who has had by Spud2008-01-18 06:00:31
  good wibes sent! by karl-henrik2008-01-18 05:55:21
  Good luck. Catch that b5rd by hax80r2008-01-18 05:50:59
  Which bank? by Phoon2008-01-18 05:34:18
    Freaky. You and I never agree. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:44:03
      Yes we do! (n/t) by Phoon2008-01-18 05:45:17
        I should have said "rarely" instead of "never." (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:53:11
          No you shouldn't have! by Phoon2008-01-18 05:57:51
  Here's some luck: by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:32:00
I think I shall build myself one of these by thread_killer2008-01-18 05:15:11
  Mine only had one shot. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:20:38
    So one day my gradfather by thread_killer2008-01-18 05:36:56
      Your grandfather was such a fun guy by veran2008-01-18 06:32:04
        *Is* a fun guy by thread_killer2008-01-18 07:12:02
          Is, was, some people get less fun with age. by veran2008-01-18 07:25:37
        What a great idea! by jdelphiki2008-01-18 06:51:03
          I have a commercial version by Stibbons2008-01-18 10:18:22
          To the drawing board! (n/t) by veran2008-01-18 08:00:52
    We used to tie rubber bands together... by SnArL2008-01-18 05:29:29
Judge declares 'host -l' equals hacking. by Havoc2008-01-18 04:41:31
  Judge Cooper sure does get around, doesn't she? ;) (n/t) by kahuana2008-01-18 08:12:55
  Newsflash! Using the phone book ruled ID Theft! (n (n/t) by subbywan2008-01-18 08:08:24
  So, by that definition, does that mean using by merlin2008-01-18 07:52:32
  Interestingly... by jdelphiki2008-01-18 06:39:10
    WOO! by Havoc2008-01-18 07:00:08
  Holy long-thread Batman by aprylmae2008-01-18 06:28:42
    In summary: by romandas2008-01-18 06:40:06
    Don't worry. It has no real content. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 06:33:46
  The judge didn't write the judgement. by Didactylos2008-01-18 06:02:57
    Oh please by Havoc2008-01-18 06:07:59
      The judgement was written by plaintiff's counsel. by Didactylos2008-01-18 06:23:35
        So you know her personally then? by Havoc2008-01-18 06:24:28
          I read the judgement. by Didactylos2008-01-18 06:26:34
            Didn't see any glaring errors by Havoc2008-01-18 06:29:58
              Here's a few by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:43:36
                Lotsa iffy stuff there, to be sure. by Havoc2008-01-18 06:52:28
                  Internal DNS records. by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:57:37
                    So, let's be clear: by Didactylos2008-01-18 07:01:35
                      Precisely. (n/t) by Arachnid2008-01-18 07:08:32
                        There's no such thing as Internal DNS by sazzer2008-01-18 08:32:27
                Finding 4 made me laugh. by Didactylos2008-01-18 06:48:23
              You've read the rest of the thread. by Didactylos2008-01-18 06:34:50
                True by Havoc2008-01-18 06:54:12
                  Sierra should be suing the admin, then. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 07:01:03
                  Rude, perhaps. by Didactylos2008-01-18 07:00:12
                    Still, if it weren't against a spammer by Havoc2008-01-18 07:06:21
                      It would still be rude. by Didactylos2008-01-18 07:10:56
                      Yes, I would. by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 07:08:43
      Reading it is a far cry from understanding it. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:17:55
        lawyer <> judge by Havoc2008-01-18 06:21:08
          Can't assume that.. by romandas2008-01-18 06:25:15
          Riiiighht! I have a bridge I can sell you. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:25:03
        Not their field. by krikkert2008-01-18 06:20:20
          Well that would depend on the country: by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:27:27
            Nope. by krikkert2008-01-18 06:33:16
              Don't try to ask a geek about marketing. by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 06:34:45
                Or sports. by krikkert2008-01-18 06:45:51
                  OY! Giants vs Packers! Packers WIN! by Havoc2008-01-18 06:50:26
                    Watching doesn't count. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 06:51:08
  Hey, it's official : by aix tom2008-01-18 05:14:12
    That thar boys got the book learnin' by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 05:19:42
    Read the whole thing by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:19:21
      I have read it. by aix tom2008-01-18 05:39:39
        Trying to get a UDP? by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:47:59
        The commands were not the basis by Havoc2008-01-18 05:45:50
          That's where the judge runs off the rails by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:54:34
            Intent by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:59:20
              That makes no sense. by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:03:50
                As soon as you prove that a posting on a public by Havoc2008-01-18 06:08:37
                  s/forum/dns server/ (n/t) by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:13:42
                    OK - next level by Havoc2008-01-18 06:18:58
                      Apart from the fact that that's not how mail works by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:32:16
                        Hmmm by Havoc2008-01-18 06:45:49
                          Sorry, I don't. by Didactylos2008-01-18 06:52:37
                          There's no such thing as a "general mail send" by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:51:41
                            <insert open relay bad speech> (n/t) by Didactylos2008-01-18 06:54:31
                        Very true. by Didactylos2008-01-18 06:37:20
                I'd advise you sue, by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 06:08:05
              Ahh there is the breakdown by Havoc2008-01-18 06:02:54
              In that example, it's a case that the bank details by sazzer2008-01-18 06:02:25
                Internal DNS are never meant to be public by Havoc2008-01-18 06:06:00
                  DNS is meant to be public to anyone who can access by sazzer2008-01-18 07:46:33
                    See, that's why DMZs were invented. by merlin2008-01-18 07:54:07
          What I haven't found anywhere, is ... by aix tom2008-01-18 05:53:09
            Yup. It's right there. by Havoc2008-01-18 05:57:02
              But not if the server was actually configured by aix tom2008-01-18 06:14:39
              Oh, well in THAT case... by SnArL2008-01-18 06:11:37
  So, an admin whose servers seem to been ..... by aix tom2008-01-18 05:03:57
    Tresspassing? by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:17:10
      The point is, by Phoon2008-01-18 05:37:41
        Or, writing a letter asking for the information, by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 05:41:32
          but isn't it also like... by imperito2008-01-18 05:46:16
            Not really. by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:51:22
            Nope - more like pretending to be by Havoc2008-01-18 05:50:08
              In this specific case, it's more akin to by sazzer2008-01-18 06:20:37
                Not really. by Havoc2008-01-18 06:23:27
                Slightly wrong. by krikkert2008-01-18 06:22:36
                  No actual 'pretending' went on. by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:29:16
                    So if I use a real govt agent to ask the questions by Havoc2008-01-18 06:34:39
                    And Government agents by krikkert2008-01-18 06:32:07
                      They're not the only ones to talk to secretaries.. by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 08:29:30
                      I must have missed the field in the DNS protocol by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:48:36
                        No, they don't. But I get your point. by krikkert2008-01-18 07:00:51
                          He requested information that is known to be by sazzer2008-01-18 07:19:26
                            And what did he use the information for? (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 08:47:39
                          We should pray that this never gets to be by Havoc2008-01-18 07:07:31
                  Only if "pretend to be from the Government" by hej2008-01-18 06:28:54
              And that is what the judge by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:51:32
                No deception was involved. by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:59:17
          Even better analogy, thanks. (n/t) by Phoon2008-01-18 05:42:24
  So if I were to dance nekkid with the blinds open by SnArL2008-01-18 05:01:48
    Someone pass the mindbleach! by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:03:43
      I'll have you know that a number of people think by SnArL2008-01-18 05:11:54
        And the dress and heels too. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:14:07
  It has a sense of poetic nonsense.. :P by EnzoMatrix2008-01-18 04:56:07
  That is so stupid... by RetiQlum22008-01-18 04:51:34
    Read the legal brief by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:13:39
      Uhhh...what? by SnArL2008-01-18 05:19:24
        No, he didn't by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:26:09
          What? No he didn't. by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:29:40
            By pretending to be other systems by Havoc2008-01-18 05:46:35
              The judgements don't make it clear, by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:49:53
                If it weren't a spammer's systems he was getting by Havoc2008-01-18 05:52:25
                  Absolutely. by SnArL2008-01-18 06:00:49
                    Fault != permission by y2kdragon2008-01-18 06:07:04
                      The entire internet is built on the principle by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:12:13
                        This is why geeks and law don't mesh. by krikkert2008-01-18 06:15:37
                          Agreed on that by y2kdragon2008-01-18 06:36:23
                            Gaining information for the purpose of 'doing harm by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:47:16
                            Plus he was apparently barred from interacting by Havoc2008-01-18 06:37:49
                        I see your point, but by Havoc2008-01-18 06:13:42
                          Breaking encryption counts as 'bad', mkay? by romandas2008-01-18 06:22:59
                            But if I can get the password, and the server by Havoc2008-01-18 06:36:34
                              Well.. by romandas2008-01-18 06:44:41
                              That doesn't mean you are authorized to by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 06:39:04
                            Ujh, HTTP is unencrypted. by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 06:27:43
                              Interception is bad. by Didactylos2008-01-18 06:39:43
                                See here: by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 06:41:18
                              Um.. his post specifically said 'hash decryption' (n/t) by romandas2008-01-18 06:29:40
                                It also said by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 06:31:30
                                I was commenting on the 'decryption' (n/t) by romandas2008-01-18 06:32:50
                          Nope. by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 06:16:58
                          That's why I've made the distinction of by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:16:40
                            We also have some sort of .... by aix tom2008-01-18 06:24:50
                  I agree with Arachnid on this: it's unclear by romandas2008-01-18 05:59:26
                  it's not hacking.. it's publically available info by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 05:59:10
                  Absolutely. by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:56:57
                    From the records, I got the impression he had by Havoc2008-01-18 06:05:22
                      It's hard to say from the summary by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:10:51
            Well, by krikkert2008-01-18 05:40:51
    Why not? by Khaar2008-01-18 05:10:45
      Didn't have access by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:14:37
        No he didn't. by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:27:34
          The issue by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:29:52
            DNS server are public. That's how they work. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:41:20
            Follow-up: Have YOU ever set up a DNS server? (n/t by SnArL2008-01-18 05:38:07
              Yes by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:54:20
            Horse pucky by SnArL2008-01-18 05:37:02
              Oh right by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:53:34
                Actually, there are cases where that very statemen by romandas2008-01-18 06:04:09
                It's the assumption on the public internet. by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:58:05
                  http IS assumed to be public - it is published (n/ (n/t) by Havoc2008-01-18 05:59:34
                    'published'? by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:01:42
                      I agree - I see the point now by Havoc2008-01-18 06:04:27
                        What differentiates 'internal' and 'external' DNS by romandas2008-01-18 06:05:55
                          True by Havoc2008-01-18 06:10:23
                            Checking messages would be least of the problem. by Khaar2008-01-18 06:20:40
                              I don't think he hacked into the internal net by Havoc2008-01-18 06:22:06
                                If that is the case... by Khaar2008-01-18 06:37:09
                                True. by Havoc2008-01-18 06:38:56
                                No, that would not be cool. by Khaar2008-01-18 06:46:06
                                Yes, he took the DNS info and based on that by Havoc2008-01-18 06:47:53
                                So what? by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:54:05
                                agreed by Havoc2008-01-18 06:56:32
                                That's a seperate issue, then. (n/t) by Arachnid2008-01-18 06:44:56
                            My back door isn't connected to the public Interne by romandas2008-01-18 06:11:17
                              heh - back door to back alley? by Havoc2008-01-18 06:19:25
                                <fnord> There is no back door (n/t) by romandas2008-01-18 06:20:39
            It is available to the public. by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:34:13
              Unless they've changed it since this happened, by sazzer2008-01-18 05:43:16
                HACKER!!!! :P (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 05:59:57
                  And proud of it by sazzer2008-01-18 06:05:50
                That's because the admin pulled his head out of by SnArL2008-01-18 05:46:08
                They have, apparrently. by Arachnid2008-01-18 05:44:41
    Or *Gasp* 'REM'... O_o (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2008-01-18 04:56:55
      Hasn't the FBI already done that one? by EndlessWaves2008-01-18 04:57:42
Simple C problem by romandas2008-01-18 04:38:10
  Ah, this is more like what I need by romandas2008-01-18 05:40:55
  255 is the highest number for a CHAR variable. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 04:58:45
    In C++ (which is usually quite similar to C by moddermonster2008-01-18 06:44:33
    No, it's 127 by Unforgiven2008-01-18 06:02:47
      That's old school. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 06:10:43
      Depends on the compiler. by Phoon2008-01-18 06:05:06
        To test: by Phoon2008-01-18 06:08:28
    Yes, I do.. but.. by romandas2008-01-18 05:04:29
      64 bits is a DOUBLE. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:12:57
      From memory, char is required to be exactly 8 bits by sazzer2008-01-18 05:08:11
        I thought I'd recalled something like that by romandas2008-01-18 05:13:39
  Or you could do... by Unforgiven2008-01-18 04:52:04
    As a matter of fact, I don't know. :P (n/t) by romandas2008-01-18 04:56:04
  Not infinite loop by djinn2008-01-18 04:50:15
  Doh.. yeah, now I see it. Thanks all. by romandas2008-01-18 04:45:04
  Your conditional is wrong by sazzer2008-01-18 04:42:53
  letter < 1 by Sharku2008-01-18 04:42:41
  The loop breaks immediately. by CynicalRyan2008-01-18 04:42:33
Bobby Fischer dead. (n/t) by thread_killer2008-01-18 04:26:49
  Link by undrcvrparothed2008-01-18 04:46:01
    He was funny while he lasted. by veran2008-01-18 06:00:42
      No, Herman Fisher is/was (n/t) by josie_beller2008-01-18 14:03:17
      I hadn't heard, but the name of the company... by jdelphiki2008-01-18 06:48:03
The Guessing Game - Take 6 by Spisefisken2008-01-18 04:26:12
BOFH... It's all about the biscuits! by urbanmyth2008-01-18 04:08:18
  Is it bad that I read "smoke alarm beacon" as by iarann2008-01-18 05:20:58
    Mmm, bacon by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:27:05
  Finally, a good, dry and funny by EnzoMatrix2008-01-18 04:44:36
Oooo....this is going to SUCK! by SnArL2008-01-18 04:03:28
  Of course it will by y2kdragon2008-01-18 04:08:49
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-01-18 04:00:01
Attn All UFies... by mekkanik_mike2008-01-18 03:37:31
  Doesn't seem to work in Firefox (n/t) by Snate2008-01-18 12:16:48
  No obvious problems with Opera 9.24 by chrisP2008-01-18 04:33:07
    No obvious problems on the Wii version, either. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-01-18 06:29:50
  Not seeing calender or any values in dropdown by romandas2008-01-18 04:02:15
    Same here. FF 2.0.0.11 on XP SP2 by manxmania2008-01-18 04:11:02
      confirmink problem in FF2.0.0.11 & XP sp2 (n/t) by shargo2008-01-18 04:37:31
  Is it a bug or a feature .... by aix tom2008-01-18 04:00:02
    Error messages from the Java Script log btw : by aix tom2008-01-18 04:05:37
      This is caused by the years dropdown by Didactylos2008-01-18 04:15:19
    Ok, so I'm not the only one.. :) (n/t) by romandas2008-01-18 04:02:43
TILT by Danu2008-01-18 03:27:42
  dual monitors rock (n/t) by Nightwind2008-01-18 14:54:53
  TILT by madjo2008-01-18 04:08:27
One cookie left. by Khaar2008-01-18 03:25:35
  You should clear your browser cache. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:27:24
    Oh, the cookie cache is clean. by Khaar2008-01-18 07:05:35
    Oh, I saw it by y2kdragon2008-01-18 06:03:09
  Eat it now, eat it now by y2kdragon2008-01-18 03:34:24
    I just ate it. by Khaar2008-01-18 03:50:10
      Life is short by y2kdragon2008-01-18 04:01:13
      Before or after the subject line? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-01-18 03:59:56
Not only Userfriendly against productivity... by Skelwar2008-01-18 02:44:51
Just back from the E.R. by Illiad2008-01-18 01:38:32
  You sure he's yours? by Avium2008-01-18 07:02:53
    I was thinking the same thing, but for different by ataraxia2008-01-18 07:44:43
  No wonder he's sick... by ktownson2008-01-18 06:36:39
  Aww, he's precious by aprylmae2008-01-18 06:30:14
  {{{Illiad and crew}}} by Spud2008-01-18 06:02:34
  {{{J.D.}}} and {{{Michael}}} by Spisefisken2008-01-18 05:30:40
  {{{Illiad and family}}} by morenna2008-01-18 04:59:55
  {{{Illifamily}}} (n/t) by aix tom2008-01-18 04:25:51
  {{{illiad & family}}} by Klymer2008-01-18 04:13:20
  {{Illiad and Family}} by loonita2008-01-18 03:49:45
  Gleep.... by mekkanik_mike2008-01-18 03:34:19
  {{{Illiad and family}}} by Danu2008-01-18 03:25:33
  {{{Illiad + little guy}}} by chrisP2008-01-18 02:24:37
  I hope he feels better now. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 02:14:28
  It sucks, but it's a child's duty to get sick. by hadji2008-01-18 02:10:33
    ...and the parents' to worry about by MontyZuma2008-01-18 04:18:39
  {{{illiad and family}}} by madjo2008-01-18 01:58:18
  {{{Illiad & family}}} by vectorz2008-01-18 01:56:51
  {{{ Illiad with familly }}} by karl-henrik2008-01-18 01:41:57
  {{{Illiad and small child}}} by Treehugger2008-01-18 01:39:25
Repost: mekkanik mike and Calvin fans by LaB RaT2008-01-18 01:07:52
  Sweet.. by binkley2008-01-18 04:16:17
  aww gee shucks... by mekkanik_mike2008-01-18 03:40:40
  But, network errors... by y2kdragon2008-01-18 03:40:26
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-01-18 01:00:02
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-01-18 00:53:16
  {{{Treehugger}}} by Nea2008-01-18 08:23:53
    *splashes hot choc* by Treehugger2008-01-18 08:48:13
      *sips hot chocolate* Mmmmm... by Nea2008-01-18 08:54:46
        Stats. In my computer. Eating my brain by Treehugger2008-01-18 09:21:51
          Oh no! Don't die! by Nea2008-01-18 09:25:56
    I'm sure nobody will notice by afterburner2008-01-18 08:34:18
      Already been grabbed. by Nea2008-01-18 08:47:21
        Aww, too bad by afterburner2008-01-18 08:49:11
  It's Friday! by afterburner2008-01-18 08:14:01
    *serves weekend* by Treehugger2008-01-18 08:48:39
      Hey, weekend's plenty good :) by afterburner2008-01-18 08:50:10
    Yay Friday! by Nea2008-01-18 08:24:38
      Whee! by afterburner2008-01-18 08:32:31
  I kanz haz coffeez? by vampire2008-01-18 07:31:34
    *serves JBM* by Treehugger2008-01-18 08:47:24
  *puts BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2008-01-18 06:57:36
    *serves strong BAS* by Treehugger2008-01-18 07:07:06
      *drains strong BAS* by sgrunt2008-01-18 08:45:17
  mornin luv by aprylmae2008-01-18 06:26:49
    *serves the super sekrit strong BAS* by Treehugger2008-01-18 06:47:09
      mmmm by aprylmae2008-01-18 06:51:42
  BAS with spash please. by esbita2008-01-18 06:19:15
    *serves BAS with splash* by Treehugger2008-01-18 06:46:24
  Cold and wet by y2kdragon2008-01-18 03:37:43
    *serves BAS and breakfast* by Treehugger2008-01-18 04:01:32
  Good morning :-)! by chrisP2008-01-18 02:32:56
    Good morning yourself! by Treehugger2008-01-18 02:36:22
      Much better than last year's! by chrisP2008-01-18 03:14:10
  Good morning by vectorz2008-01-18 01:54:46
    Morning by Treehugger2008-01-18 02:17:04
      Or the washing machine.. by vectorz2008-01-18 02:41:32
        At least have the decency by y2kdragon2008-01-18 03:44:27
  {{{Treehugger}}} by Snate2008-01-18 01:01:50
    *prepares sleepytime potion* by Treehugger2008-01-18 01:03:10
      Thank Ye Kindly M'Lady (n/t) by Snate2008-01-18 01:04:59
        Now go to bed and see if it works by Treehugger2008-01-18 01:09:34
          If not, I'd like to help with your own suggestion. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-01-18 04:05:13
Invoke: Illiad!!! by mekkanik_mike2008-01-18 00:52:26
  I seem to remember by DerSarek2008-01-18 01:59:36
    He also asked to be pestered if he doesn't reply by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 02:31:11
      I read that as by DerSarek2008-01-18 03:09:10
        Actually, you're right. by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 03:13:09
          I know... by mekkanik_mike2008-01-18 03:35:30
            Add to that the fact that... by mekkanik_mike2008-01-18 03:43:59
              you're doing work for the community. by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 05:54:15
I understand iPhones now: by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 00:49:23
  Reminds me of less sophisticated users' first -- by Bertram2008-01-18 11:01:02
  From my (limited) understanding of it by sazzer2008-01-18 00:52:12
    I have an N95, my mother has an iPhone by dtothea2008-01-18 01:42:29
    I get my hands dirty a lot.. literally by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 01:35:49
ATTN ShadowSystems by klar_at_work2008-01-18 00:28:07
  Well, the ad said "Front Office Assistant" by shadowsystems2008-01-18 14:28:51
  (And to figure out your sound.) (n/t) by arktus2008-01-18 10:11:22
Why can't they make a word processor by klar_at_work2008-01-18 00:26:11
  Why doesn't windows have mouse gestures? by vectorz2008-01-18 02:43:02
    Try a little app called StrokeIt by IByte2008-01-18 03:46:38
  I lurvs me mah OneNote. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 01:30:01
  They made something somewhat similar by moddermonster2008-01-18 01:27:00
    You still get all the separate files. by klar_at_work2008-01-18 01:31:45
      I see big problems with that... by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 05:18:31
  Why can't a woman, be more like a man? (n/t) by Treehugger2008-01-18 00:53:50
    Seriously. by rhinobird2008-01-18 01:09:23
    OT "just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!" by madjo2008-01-18 01:01:10
      Aha! by ExO_DsR2008-01-18 01:22:07
        You know, you can just turn off the grouping (n/t) by IByte2008-01-18 03:41:08
          and get even more 'buttons' in the taskbar? by madjo2008-01-18 04:03:57
        I have something similar at home by madjo2008-01-18 01:42:10
  "They" do by amp_man2008-01-18 00:45:25
    GEdit is no word processor but a text editor (n/t) by cuboci2008-01-18 00:52:03
  By tabs, you mean the tabs for the worksheets? by hadji2008-01-18 00:28:41
    Just think of 100 files on different clients. by klar_at_work2008-01-18 00:34:01
      Yeah, but that would be different than by hadji2008-01-18 00:42:50
        That depends on the user. by klar_at_work2008-01-18 01:30:12
          Excel is a bad comparison by sazzer2008-01-18 01:44:19
            Wil ltry that out at home. by klar_at_work2008-01-18 01:51:28
              There inherently links between sheets by sazzer2008-01-18 01:59:37
        Nah, thier thinking tabs like in Firefox or Opera by rhinobird2008-01-18 00:57:44
Not your typical children's piano recital by Snate2008-01-18 00:22:37
  Amazing! by ManiacJoe2008-01-18 10:58:44
    No idea how, but it works. by Kurai2008-01-18 13:04:44
  :) by langly2008-01-18 01:05:20
    :O by Skelwar2008-01-18 02:54:34
  freaking awesome! (n/t) by amp_man2008-01-18 00:33:05
    Yup, just amazing (n/t) by Snate2008-01-18 00:34:47
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-01-18 00:15:05
  Timeout... by Count_02008-01-18 10:27:00
    Fictional Language of the Dune Universe by gundam_rx78nt12008-01-18 17:21:53
So basically, Stef's doing a very good job... by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 00:08:46
  That's a good thing? by Jesus2008-01-18 00:16:57
    Sounds familiar by jpprater2008-01-18 03:51:16
      "If the customer is always right, by sazzer2008-01-18 03:58:13
        because your product is wrong. ;-) (n/t) by morenna2008-01-18 05:05:33
    A somewhat related story... by madjo2008-01-18 00:35:10
    *Unless* he *unplugged*...? by Arancaytar2008-01-18 00:29:52
      No magic by Jesus2008-01-18 00:37:49
    CS? (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-01-18 00:28:43
      Computer Science by Arancaytar2008-01-18 00:30:33
        Customer Support by Jesus2008-01-18 00:35:45
          CS here means Centraal Station by klar_at_work2008-01-18 01:52:30
            Credit Suisse by vectorz2008-01-18 02:40:15
In the theme of today's comic :) by Garrinka2008-01-18 00:04:53
  good girl. (n/t) by Woodburn2008-01-18 00:07:31
Translations by Nea2008-01-18 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch (n/t) by mtsinot2008-01-24 08:45:53
    Door mtsinot by mtsinot2008-01-24 08:52:03
  Deutsch / German TLP (n/t) by MedO2008-01-18 01:15:39
    by MedO by MedO2008-01-18 02:55:38
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-01-18 00:00:41
  The stats updates should be back on track by afterburner2008-01-18 09:03:50
Question of the Day! by kickstart2008-01-18 00:00:03
  Fall, with by sstacks2008-01-18 22:42:49
  Spring and fall are good. by alynna2008-01-18 11:49:58
  I really only divide the year up into "warm" and by Bertram2008-01-18 10:58:31
  All of the above! I love having seasons. by josie_beller2008-01-18 10:35:21
    Pippin, however, doesn't like winter by josie_beller2008-01-18 10:41:43
  Hot dogs, turkey, cocoa or coffee? by taitano2008-01-18 10:26:13
  All of them, thanks. by afterburner2008-01-18 08:39:01
    They're distinct where you are? by josie_beller2008-01-18 10:46:28
  South Louisiana... by todAnthony2008-01-18 07:32:44
  Baseball Season! (n/t) by joecrouse2008-01-18 06:36:55
  Spring by aprylmae2008-01-18 06:31:43
  Fall. by Spud2008-01-18 06:04:26
  Summer, somewhere warm... by urbanmyth2008-01-18 04:34:58
  Construction by y2kdragon2008-01-18 03:43:07
    You live somewhere up North. by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:06:27
      I first hear it in North Carolina by y2kdragon2008-01-18 05:28:02
        MN: "Snow Removal and Road Repair" by josie_beller2008-01-18 10:45:24
  Autumn and winter, if there's snow. by Khaar2008-01-18 03:20:22
  No huge difference. by Skelwar2008-01-18 02:47:00
  My favorite season: hunting season. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 02:21:27
  Winter! by oldphart2008-01-18 01:26:32
  Autumn by rhinobird2008-01-18 01:13:07
  !spring. by raptor_872008-01-18 01:04:21
    Agreed! by NightShiftNerd2008-01-18 01:39:52
      ^5 a fellow DragonLance fan! by josie_beller2008-01-18 10:43:10
  Depends by karl-henrik2008-01-18 00:48:39
  Depends on my location by davydd2008-01-18 00:47:24
    Springtime in Bavaria? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-01-18 06:35:36
  what? you mean this big blue room? by Klymer2008-01-18 00:46:44
  It should be Winter now ... by Ascag2008-01-18 00:45:38
    I don't deny climate change in general by hej2008-01-18 06:04:37
    The average temperature in the US and worldwide by amp_man2008-01-18 01:03:57
      Taking that as proof of a hoax is silly. (n/t) by krikkert2008-01-18 01:34:17
  Rain. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-01-18 00:43:51
  yep (n/t) by amp_man2008-01-18 00:39:10
  autumn by madjo2008-01-18 00:37:15
  Summer (n/t) by Bellator2008-01-18 00:33:40
  Well, ... by klar_at_work2008-01-18 00:31:29
  Summer (mid march to mid november) by ideur2008-01-18 00:30:47
    Cold? In New Orleans? (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-01-18 05:23:30
  Winter, spring, summer or fall... by siibr2008-01-18 00:23:23
  Pfft. I live in Chicago. by hadji2008-01-18 00:20:44
  Summer when I was 12 years old. by Jeff_UK2008-01-18 00:12:52
  Spring by cuboci2008-01-18 00:06:51
    Nothing to add, I agree 100% (n/t) by Jesus2008-01-18 00:17:47
  Autumn: by sgrunt2008-01-18 00:01:22
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-01-18 00:00:00
  GrasshopperchoppedTheCaptainandthatshowthewestwasw by sgrunt2008-01-18 00:00:34

 

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