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Cartoon for Nov 30, 2007
Strip for Nov 30, 2007
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Life imitates art: by veran2007-12-02 06:44:16
why does a function return one thing ? by dennismv2007-12-01 00:00:48
  Because then it would be a procedure. by aix tom2007-12-01 02:56:13
  how would you type it??? by mrxavia2007-12-01 01:45:24
I've heard a few covers of this song by SnArL2007-11-30 22:57:28
  Cool - but it didn't sound anything like by nix2007-11-30 23:22:20
  Very cool by divide by zero2007-11-30 23:11:27
    Reminds me of Canto Finlandia by kyrasantae2007-11-30 23:19:17
    And a few more . . . by hadji2007-11-30 23:14:21
      HAHAHA by divide by zero2007-11-30 23:17:55
Mmmm...habanero and green chile sausages... by divide by zero2007-11-30 22:40:50
Aaaawww. Little niece is happy and contented. =) by taitano2007-11-30 22:14:52
Guess who called me at 6:40am Saturday morning by Hieraco2007-11-30 21:46:36
  Looking at the other thread... by staticsan2007-12-01 02:24:41
  And.... ? by DesiredUserName2007-11-30 21:49:03
    Said - I ain't coming in by Hieraco2007-12-01 11:23:28
Quick poll by imperito2007-11-30 21:10:51
  I took "dynamite" to mean "highly competent". by kahuana2007-11-30 21:42:39
  I picture a Moet & Chandon in a pretty cabinet (n/t) by hobbs2007-11-30 21:38:27
  Nope by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 21:13:20
    I get that... by imperito2007-11-30 21:15:47
      Dy-no-miiiite</j.j.walker> by kahuana2007-11-30 21:35:58
      Now I'm forever goin to think by Eroen2007-11-30 21:25:32
      I guess I'm not a dynamite type of girl ;) (n/t) by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 21:21:54
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-11-30 21:00:03
Small blessings. by DrDeisel2007-11-30 20:35:53
As of 2 weeks from today, I am self-employed (n/t) by archnerd2007-11-30 20:29:46
  Don't forget to pay yourself. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-30 20:47:46
*falls in heap* by themadkansan2007-11-30 20:26:08
  *falls in stack* (n/t) by dennismv2007-11-30 23:45:10
  *sneaks away your thin mints* by kiwifruit2007-11-30 22:13:38
And lo, manufacturing spake: Can the blinky-lights by kahuana2007-11-30 20:21:57
  And on the third day, management did arrive by hobbs2007-11-30 21:12:40
    That'll be Monday. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-30 21:31:30
      TGIF ;) (n/t) by hobbs2007-11-30 22:27:34
It's World AIDS Day. by Didactylos2007-11-30 19:45:06
  Count my blessings that both my fiance and I are c by bimkins2007-11-30 20:37:06
Snow is coming by basher202007-11-30 19:19:03
  I got my "new" $25 snowblower by schwing12007-11-30 19:41:00
    Alaska calling by divide by zero2007-11-30 22:43:31
Stupid human trick by Silverfire2007-11-30 19:10:44
  I miss Guinness..... by mrxavia2007-11-30 21:24:58
  RTFL? ;-P by Dire_Lobo2007-11-30 20:07:39
*is RTFMing & suffering watched-pot syndrome* by Myke2007-11-30 18:49:50
  Careful, I'll drool all over your lens... by Dire_Lobo2007-11-30 20:05:48
    It's okay! I got a UV filter for it! ;) (n/t) by Myke2007-11-30 22:38:46
  In Soviet Union, pot watches you. by run.dll2007-11-30 19:08:35
    ƒ4? by Myke2007-11-30 19:12:14
      And the run up to Xmas by run.dll2007-11-30 19:52:18
  Can't use regular alkalines? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-30 18:51:48
    Can't afford a grip that takes 'em... by Myke2007-11-30 18:54:11
      *turns dark green* by Silverfire2007-11-30 19:13:21
        :) by Myke2007-11-30 19:19:16
      Yay for proprietary design! by themadkansan2007-11-30 18:56:38
        I suspect they get more mAh in this package. (n/t) by Myke2007-11-30 19:01:22
          And more money too. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-30 19:22:03
            Optrex For Teh Clone! (n/t) by Myke2007-11-30 19:27:58
THIN MINTS! - Yay! by ChuckAB2007-11-30 18:35:55
  Careful. Remember what happened to the guy who ate by kahuana2007-11-30 19:51:38
  :( by themadkansan2007-11-30 18:40:07
    *swipes your thinmints* by kiwifruit2007-11-30 18:44:20
      *fires netgun* by themadkansan2007-11-30 18:48:44
Construction has begun! by thread_killer2007-11-30 18:35:41
  We. Need. PICS! =D by shadowsystems2007-11-30 18:41:45
    There will be pictures of the project. by thread_killer2007-11-30 18:43:57
  Building an alternator? (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-11-30 18:36:47
    Homemade alternator clickie by ChuckAB2007-11-30 18:50:58
      ~:( by themadkansan2007-11-30 19:48:32
    Railgun? (n/t) by radiowave9112007-11-30 18:40:30
      MagLev! by themadkansan2007-11-30 18:41:08
        Kitty! (n/t) by Myke2007-11-30 18:45:03
          Magna-kitty? - Alterna-kitty? (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-11-30 18:46:56
            Manga-Hello-Kitty (n/t) by basher202007-11-30 19:07:04
            Superconductikitteh! (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-30 18:47:42
What decade did people start networking computers? by secris2007-11-30 17:58:53
  In the early 1960's by basher202007-11-30 19:41:40
  That sounds a bit broad to me. by radiowave9112007-11-30 18:09:41
    Stonehenge is more of PDA. (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-30 18:15:47
  The first work on ARPANet was in the late 1960s. by nix2007-11-30 18:05:33
  Depends on how you look at it: by Klaranth2007-11-30 18:03:50
    Here's a Wikipedia article on Mr. Stibitz by radiowave9112007-11-30 18:11:20
      I would not consider an electromechanical by nix2007-11-30 18:22:31
Song of the moment: Maria Mena — He's Hurting Me by Esteis2007-11-30 17:50:33
  Pseudo Echo - "Funkytown" (n/t) by CaptainBass2007-11-30 19:31:39
  SOTM King of theRoad by lab rat2007-11-30 18:05:27
  Step into the Light- Dust for Life (n/t) by Garrinka2007-11-30 17:52:08
    Patience - Gn' R (n/t) by Garrinka2007-11-30 18:30:40
golden compass is a 007 movie?? by robertltux2007-11-30 17:45:53
  Aaaaactually by maximumbob2007-11-30 17:51:27
Finally got caught up for today. by ChuckAB2007-11-30 17:35:55
  That robbery was a forty-percent success. by Esteis2007-11-30 17:44:15
Jurors now deliberating Pickton's fate by ag__wyvern2007-11-30 17:33:38
  I wouldn't want to be on that jury. by run.dll2007-11-30 17:47:07
    I wouldn't want to be on that jury, either. by bimkins2007-11-30 18:25:42
It's December! by Eroen2007-11-30 17:27:31
  Not Advent until Sunday by basher202007-11-30 19:12:01
  That's a dirty lie! :-) December is... 3h 25m away (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-30 17:33:48
    MUhahaha, by Eroen2007-11-30 17:36:32
*taunts afterburner* by kyrasantae2007-11-30 17:15:18
  Caution. She who taunts an afterburner, by kahuana2007-11-30 17:19:05
Woah, nice screenshots! by MrTrick2007-11-30 17:13:58
  That was... weird. (n/t) by arktus2007-12-01 00:24:02
  That is seriously messed up... by divide by zero2007-11-30 23:27:22
  Nice music, too. (n/t) by Esteis2007-11-30 18:51:34
  I'm glad they put up this disclaimer... by kiwifruit2007-11-30 18:45:35
    I thought it was, and crossed my eyes before by Eroen2007-11-30 19:59:01
Patrick Buchanan writes.. by DesiredUserName2007-11-30 16:57:33
  Nah, it is. by themadkansan2007-11-30 17:10:31
I just drank a liter of some australian stuff by veran2007-11-30 16:34:20
  what Aussie stuff? by sonja2007-11-30 17:12:48
    Too drunk to recollect. by veran2007-11-30 17:25:45
      Did you just down another litre? by sgrunt2007-11-30 17:26:20
  God I hope it wasn't Fosters by intrinsic2007-11-30 17:11:59
    Red Vine. (n/t) by veran2007-11-30 17:24:54
  *spins veran agound in hir chair* by lab rat2007-11-30 16:37:06
    Careful, I may vomit on thee. (n/t) by veran2007-11-30 17:09:18
      Do you feel like you aren't upside down? by run.dll2007-11-30 17:13:13
        Is it correct to say that in Australia a person by kahuana2007-11-30 17:20:37
          NAh. All throwing is done into space! by veran2007-11-30 17:24:27
            Be careful if you see "penguins". by kahuana2007-11-30 17:28:16
  Australian stuff by the liter— what's that, turps? by Esteis2007-11-30 16:36:38
    That's the colloquial term for alcohol actually. ( (n/t) by FNORDer2007-11-30 16:39:21
      I forget the name, but it begins with A. by veran2007-11-30 17:08:54
Proposal: no more freedom of religion. by Esteis2007-11-30 16:28:34
  Not sure that covers it all... by jdelphiki2007-11-30 17:10:06
    I agree by stephystar2007-11-30 21:41:32
    Well, the Dutch anti-discrimination law by Esteis2007-11-30 17:24:52
  And how does one judge by MatthewDBA2007-11-30 16:54:06
    The school has the duty to teach the children by Esteis2007-11-30 17:06:57
      In that manner... by jdelphiki2007-11-30 17:24:18
        Ah, but the government's ability *is* checked. by Esteis2007-11-30 17:32:07
      The parents may not be entirely free by MatthewDBA2007-11-30 17:20:36
        Then homeschool the children by mrxavia2007-11-30 21:49:05
        Then the parents are out of luck. by Esteis2007-11-30 17:39:58
  Ironically, by krikkert2007-11-30 16:50:48
    Heh! It would be a very natural pattern, though: by Esteis2007-11-30 17:08:33
  Amen. </irony> (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-30 16:46:02
  After all the d4 reports recently I'd prefer by Snate2007-11-30 16:36:23
    That's a pretty extreme reaction. by merlin2007-11-30 18:40:18
    I have a theory about that second example. by kahuana2007-11-30 17:27:01
    No more religion? Good luck with that. by Esteis2007-11-30 16:42:43
This upsets me. by Peace_man2007-11-30 16:22:23
  If it gets wider attention for the issue by Didactylos2007-11-30 16:35:15
  Go look at those adorable puppies by lab rat2007-11-30 16:35:09
  Gotta love abdication of personal responsibility. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-30 16:26:21
Bob Bloomer is INSAINE by rogue19712007-11-30 16:07:48
  ...and now? by cobweb2007-11-30 16:13:42
    With or without by Silverfire2007-11-30 19:05:14
I can has Settlers of Catan! by kyrasantae2007-11-30 16:03:18
I'm alive by rogue19712007-11-30 15:54:08
  You musta known I was thinking about you... by kiwifruit2007-11-30 15:56:27
    I SOOOOO want that car!!!!!!!!! :P (n/t) by rogue19712007-11-30 15:59:25
  kidlet maybe taking Chinese next year :) by Garrinka2007-11-30 15:55:07
    Are the classes spaced 30 minutes apart? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-30 17:06:47
      donno hon ... he is just signing up for them now by Garrinka2007-11-30 17:20:46
If my winxp pro installation is "missing NTLDR"... by cybergeek2007-11-30 15:49:45
  That means it can't find the bootsector. by themadkansan2007-11-30 15:51:53
    far's i'm aware, all i did was change the IDE cabl by cybergeek2007-11-30 17:16:06
      That will do it. by themadkansan2007-11-30 17:34:46
      Can you temporarily put things back the way they by kahuana2007-11-30 17:32:43
        Would the OS *care* which channel it was on? (n/t) by cybergeek2007-11-30 20:07:58
          No. But like TMK said, the boot loader might. (n/t by kahuana2007-11-30 20:16:21
            The bootloader does. by themadkansan2007-11-30 20:45:47
  Often times that error can result from a bad by merlin2007-11-30 15:51:51
    or a fubar-ed patch. by kiwifruit2007-11-30 15:55:12
*establishes monopoly over mindbleach production* by FNORDer2007-11-30 15:41:02
  *prosecutes for anti-trust violation* by RoraJoey2007-11-30 16:24:19
    *establishes lobby and buys out US senate* by FNORDer2007-11-30 16:26:13
  *establishes bootlegging operation* by themadkansan2007-11-30 15:48:41
    *sabotages FNORD's facilities* (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-30 15:50:37
      Quit jumping the gun! by themadkansan2007-11-30 15:54:29
      *moves production to a secret facility* by FNORDer2007-11-30 15:54:11
        *finds secret facility, poisons mindbleach by lab rat2007-11-30 15:59:44
          I fail to see how you could do that. by FNORDer2007-11-30 16:12:31
            *laughs at FNORDer's legions of doom* by lab rat2007-11-30 16:17:35
            oh yeah! by FNORDer2007-11-30 16:16:57
          Will you two quit it? by themadkansan2007-11-30 16:05:24
            *leaves rat poop on themadkansans's turf* (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 16:19:58
              Aight, if that's how we're playing it... by themadkansan2007-11-30 16:22:53
                Bastid!! (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 16:38:18
                  :D (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-30 16:41:18
  *Passes GO.* (n/t) by hadji2007-11-30 15:48:37
  off topic by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 15:48:18
    I have now. by FNORDer2007-11-30 15:51:38
      No prob by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 15:54:43
Take on me! Take me on! (n/t) by krikkert2007-11-30 15:40:48
  They're coming to take me away haha hehe hoho. (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-30 17:11:29
  Wake me up before you go-go!! (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 16:05:54
  867-5309 ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-11-30 15:58:06
    Tommy Tutone!! by Aon2007-11-30 23:52:05
  /smurf -t krikkert -d 65535 (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-30 15:48:42
    I wonder... by kiwifruit2007-11-30 15:57:26
  Depends ... on what do you want to be taken? by Esteis2007-11-30 15:45:19
    A ride! by krikkert2007-11-30 16:21:34
      *crouches in front of krikkert* by Esteis2007-11-30 16:23:45
  I'll be gone! In a day or TWOOOOOOOOO! (n/t) by FNORDer2007-11-30 15:43:39
    I was gonna bring you diamonds.... (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-11-30 15:45:05
Cold beer a contributor to Global Warming. by Peace_man2007-11-30 15:39:07
  *passes out Guinness Stout* (n/t) by merlin2007-11-30 15:50:19
    Thank you, i'll take a 20 more please.... (n/t) by mrxavia2007-11-30 21:51:04
Boomies? by themadkansan2007-11-30 15:33:29
  Now? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-30 16:55:52
Mmmm, Rum is on special today. by lab rat2007-11-30 15:20:59
  ...Why is the rum not gone? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-11-30 15:23:06
    Reti's not here. (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 16:01:16
Busy times, my brain is whirling... by LthrOttr2007-11-30 14:47:15
Whee, I can has ads! by Esteis2007-11-30 14:45:39
  This is the only site I know of... by the_diggity2007-11-30 15:07:45
    Well... by themadkansan2007-11-30 15:46:56
      Actually, PA have a tough ads policy, too. by staticsan2007-12-01 02:31:47
*puts a nickel in the jukebox* by SnArL2007-11-30 14:31:26
So I got a letter from FEMA today.... by lab rat2007-11-30 14:20:02
  I'd say take the money by voxwoman2007-11-30 16:38:23
    Yep, Take the money, you deserve it.. (n/t) by mrxavia2007-11-30 21:54:26
    :-) (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 17:01:51
  Is it a loan- or a grant-type of assistance? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-30 15:56:57
    More of tax free grant. (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 16:02:48
      Belly up to the bar then! by themadkansan2007-11-30 16:15:27
        I can haz 52" flat panel tv?? by lab rat2007-11-30 16:29:17
          Thank you. by jaqie2007-11-30 16:58:17
          Surely there's something that needs financed. by themadkansan2007-11-30 16:36:11
            And a job like that is somehow below you? by jaqie2007-11-30 17:04:41
              How well do =you= deal with the public? by themadkansan2007-11-30 17:26:19
                Can you drive a forklift? by desertrat662007-11-30 19:30:02
                  Yes, I can. by themadkansan2007-11-30 19:38:35
                    Hmmm by DesertRat662007-11-30 23:13:39
                I know you feel. It's been awhile since I've had by lab rat2007-11-30 18:20:04
                You act as if you know what Ive been through by jaqie2007-11-30 17:43:40
                  I've accepted state help exactly twice. by themadkansan2007-11-30 18:11:55
                    Yep, I have...hello 52" flat panel... by lab rat2007-11-30 18:27:53
                      Bwaha! by themadkansan2007-11-30 18:37:40
                    The jest was of course lost on me by jaqie2007-11-30 18:14:01
                      Is 'k - Sometimes I play the straight-man/shill by themadkansan2007-11-30 18:36:56
                        Then you will enjoy this... by lab rat2007-11-30 19:08:10
                          I wanted to, sooooooooooo many times... by themadkansan2007-11-30 19:19:20
                            Well, I was in HS and living with Mom and Dad by lab rat2007-11-30 19:41:57
            Car is paid for...my other debts are manageable by lab rat2007-11-30 17:01:14
              Butbutbutbut by themadkansan2007-11-30 17:37:55
                Free to who? and in what way? by jaqie2007-11-30 17:46:34
                  Relax, my friend. I think he was being facetious by lab rat2007-11-30 18:24:23
  FEMA is just contacting you now? by RetiQlum22007-11-30 14:35:08
    That's because they've been busy dealing with by DesertRat662007-11-30 14:42:30
      In part true. Thing is there are allot of gov't by lab rat2007-11-30 14:49:20
        He doesn't hate poor people... by SnArL2007-11-30 14:59:56
          video clip by cobweb2007-11-30 15:27:36
          Hates 'em so much he extended their by lab rat2007-11-30 15:15:37
            *shoots lab_rat* :P by krikkert2007-11-30 15:41:50
              Poor reti... (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 15:52:22
    No, I received assistance by end of Sept 2005 (n/t by lab rat2007-11-30 14:42:09
  Don't make a decision in haste by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 14:30:56
    I know. I just find it amusing that 2+ by lab rat2007-11-30 14:40:51
      Translation by DesertRat662007-11-30 14:45:13
        Yup. (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 14:50:13
  Pardon me for asking by jaqie2007-11-30 14:23:21
    My home was severly damaged. (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 14:42:41
    Katrina (n/t) by vdp2007-11-30 14:27:13
      oh. (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-30 14:27:48
I just got to play in the battle of the bands at- by HaX80r2007-11-30 13:57:11
Free for shipping: 8MM video tape by voxwoman2007-11-30 13:51:56
  I could use them...but by Hieraco2007-12-01 11:24:47
RIP Evel Knievel. by Phoon2007-11-30 13:48:17
  O, crud. I used to imitate his tricks when I was a by lab rat2007-11-30 14:22:13
    Not really. by FNORDer2007-11-30 15:23:44
  Beat you to it! :P (n/t) by voxwoman2007-11-30 13:49:50
    Bah. (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-30 13:53:34
RIP, Evel Knievel by voxwoman2007-11-30 13:47:52
  As my coworker put it... by Phoon2007-11-30 13:54:10
    According to James Grant: by SnArL2007-11-30 15:02:23
ATTN: DR66. You do know that... by RetiQlum22007-11-30 13:32:04
  With a WHAT strapped to his chest??? by shadowsystems2007-11-30 13:48:27
    Yeah, that's right. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 14:32:57
    IIRC Airborne, Mechanic, Broken Vehicle by DesertRat662007-11-30 13:52:03
      Meh! by RetiQlum22007-11-30 14:22:22
        Yeah, now THAT is a Friday worthy comment... =)P ( (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-11-30 15:01:08
      The Devil Is In The Details... =) by shadowsystems2007-11-30 13:59:02
  Huh? by DesertRat662007-11-30 13:39:17
    Smart man. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 14:18:16
      *Blows Raspberry* (n/t) by DesertRat662007-11-30 14:22:16
        I had a wonderfully pithy reply. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 14:30:41
    I like setting off a stink bomb in the A/C unit by classic_jon2007-11-30 13:40:44
I know what's wrong with this picture by SnArL2007-11-30 13:20:53
  I don't have a problem with the composition by hobbs2007-11-30 13:48:44
  Speaking of, if you need to borrow my sony 707 by classic_jon2007-11-30 13:39:49
    Ha :) by hobbs2007-11-30 13:44:43
  That would be awesome in 3D. by Didactylos2007-11-30 13:30:44
Testing subwoofers by Havoc2007-11-30 13:12:25
  Don't think the neighbours liked the 5-100.mp3... by rook_mtl2007-11-30 14:50:26
    My dog ran under the desk and sat in front of the by Havoc2007-11-30 15:26:02
  What? no Toccata and Fugue in D minor? by carl522007-11-30 14:31:15
    Depends... by sgrunt2007-11-30 15:03:10
  That's certainly by sgrunt2007-11-30 14:05:27
  Ohhhhh... THX sounds! *Coooool* by shadowsystems2007-11-30 13:33:16
    psst i did grab a copy by robertltux2007-11-30 15:44:05
      YES PLEASE! =D (Happy squeal) by shadowsystems2007-11-30 16:02:50
  rm. something else to play with. by jaqie2007-11-30 13:32:43
  Neat, I will have to try that when I get home by classic_jon2007-11-30 13:27:30
    Good luck hearing it by madnessasap2007-11-30 14:00:52
      I have 4 RF-35 towers, an RC-35 and the sub by classic_jon2007-11-30 14:10:10
        HEH! my Klipsch 2.1 setup on my comp can by classic_jon2007-11-30 17:10:10
For Gentoo fans by Yaeger2007-11-30 13:10:24
  Erhm... that's olds. by Qcumber-some2007-11-30 13:31:59
  Not much use on my 200 MHz/128 MiB system. (n/t) by nix2007-11-30 13:15:36
  Very nice tweak for those with a glut of ram (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-30 13:14:06
I need four beta testers... by Illiad2007-11-30 13:05:36
  Startup error! screenshot. by jaqie2007-11-30 13:55:16
    more problems by jaqie2007-11-30 14:07:03
      tweaked sound card options, now somewhat works by jaqie2007-11-30 14:15:41
  Emails sent to beta testers by Illiad2007-11-30 13:38:19
    Received. I'll d/l it at home (n/t) by merlin2007-11-30 13:56:26
    Would running it on multiple systems by jaqie2007-11-30 13:42:49
      Yes... by Illiad2007-11-30 13:46:05
        OK, sure. by jaqie2007-11-30 13:49:19
  *Raises hand to volunteer* by SQLRat2007-11-30 13:26:23
  Is it like a composition thing? by hadji2007-11-30 13:25:40
  Additional reminder: by Illiad2007-11-30 13:11:18
    That's fine. by jaqie2007-11-30 13:15:37
    I'm still in for it (n/t) by merlin2007-11-30 13:14:18
  I'm game for it (n/t) by merlin2007-11-30 13:08:55
  *waves* by jaqie2007-11-30 13:06:46
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-11-30 13:20:18
  I had one. by Phoon2007-11-30 13:52:37
  ID9k'd link by run.dll2007-11-30 13:38:15
  Moderated for language in story. by Nea2007-11-30 13:21:36
  Mods! by Spud2007-11-30 13:17:22
    One click rule... by jaqie2007-11-30 13:19:04
      Erm...please explain by jaqie2007-11-30 13:21:32
        Not making the link doesn't exempt the URL. by Nea2007-11-30 13:24:47
          thanks, now I know (and understand). by jaqie2007-11-30 13:30:55
          And while I haven't been around as long as Nea by Spud2007-11-30 13:26:51
            Well, I didn't (obviously) by jaqie2007-11-30 13:28:54
        URLs are treated as links... by Didactylos2007-11-30 13:24:21
  nope. worked pretty good by jaqie2007-11-30 13:03:54
Hmm let's see what food I have left... by jaqie2007-11-30 12:59:51
  Sounds like the makings of a casserole. by RoraJoey2007-11-30 14:14:37
    one problem by jaqie2007-11-30 14:20:26
*Gets on his feet.* by hadji2007-11-30 12:50:41
  *Kicks Hadji's feet out from under him.* by mmell2007-11-30 12:52:53
    Laughs as mmell as Hadji hovers by Hieraco2007-11-30 13:01:22
      How is your Auntie Gee keeping her pants up? by basher202007-11-30 13:29:08
      s/as/at by Hieraco2007-11-30 13:02:35
FaceBook tracking member's purchases - and making by Havoc2007-11-30 12:29:19
  *After* asking the user! by bwkaz2007-11-30 16:33:13
  And people wonder why I don't bother... by Khaar2007-11-30 14:27:09
If I wanted to replace my car stereo with a unit by hadji2007-11-30 12:28:09
  You want auto audio? I'll show you auto audio. by run.dll2007-11-30 13:27:08
  Mine does some of what you described. by XndeX2007-11-30 13:03:14
    Ebay to the rescue!!!! by XndeX2007-11-30 13:13:12
Could somebody lend me a boat? by SouthpawPL2007-11-30 12:27:41
  Sure! Don't let the fact I don't own one worry you by kahuana2007-11-30 17:22:13
  How 'bout a pirogue? (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 12:34:26
    What flavor? Is it a sweet pirogue or a savory? by SouthpawPL2007-11-30 12:39:14
      Pirogue is a boat...like a canoe, but less stable by lab rat2007-11-30 12:46:51
        It is a pun by vdp2007-11-30 14:14:34
          Doh!! I knew that...brain fluff! by lab rat2007-11-30 14:26:56
        LOL. I actually knew that. I was just being by SouthpawPL2007-11-30 13:22:06
          I lost it ina flood...really... (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 14:27:40
Attn: Illiad by Hieraco2007-11-30 12:24:01
  Attn:Hieraco by hadji2007-11-30 12:35:37
    We likes it! by Hieraco2007-11-30 12:59:46
      Kan wee spel plz? ^_^ (n/t) by thejugglingking2007-11-30 13:15:01
  KITTEH TIRED AFTER PAINTING! by Illiad2007-11-30 12:31:38
    KITTEH DRUNK BEFORE PAINTING! by voxwoman2007-11-30 12:39:42
    caek and counseling are available after painting by Hieraco2007-11-30 12:34:05
I've been saving these for Friday by notdeadyet2007-11-30 12:10:49
  I'm all for recycling by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 12:20:36
Friday question: Has anyone here ever forgotten to by toysbfun2007-11-30 12:01:13
  It's the combination with a miniskirt. by run.dll2007-11-30 12:46:26
    Y'know, I just don't see a problem here. by mmell2007-11-30 12:53:48
  It's a joke, son. Laugh! (n/t) by hobbs2007-11-30 12:09:55
  Hint: they didn't forget. (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 12:05:07
  Never forgotten... by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 12:04:56
  Forgotten? No. by mmell2007-11-30 12:04:50
SOTM-Mack the Knife--catchy tune violence by lab rat2007-11-30 11:50:12
  The original by vdp2007-11-30 14:25:57
  Hudson Hawk by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 11:52:41
    Re: Hudson Hawk by pockets2007-11-30 12:10:54
    One of Bruce Willis's better movies by Hieraco2007-11-30 12:06:09
      Oh, I am ;) (n/t) by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 12:07:57
    I love that movie! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-11-30 12:01:28
      Fun film! (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-30 12:16:00
Breaking News: Hostages taken at Clinton's office by Illiad2007-11-30 11:49:00
  Shame they didn't just use a disruptor on him. ;-) by kahuana2007-11-30 17:17:09
  Moral of the story? by shadowboy8132007-11-30 14:02:33
  Not the best way to get involved in politics by Kickstart2007-11-30 12:12:32
    I'm not sure who disgusts me more... by Illiad2007-11-30 12:20:29
      The hostage-taker is doing something unusual. by mmell2007-11-30 12:25:46
        It wasn't an American bridge I was on... by Kickstart2007-11-30 12:48:01
        Disgusted with the herd, then. by Illiad2007-11-30 12:27:35
          I'm inclinded to wonder if Rome's fall started... by mmell2007-11-30 12:44:43
            Could be... by Illiad2007-11-30 12:52:41
              Don't worry. by mmell2007-11-30 12:55:54
                :-o (n/t) by Illiad2007-11-30 13:06:26
  Demands to see Clinton... by Havoc2007-11-30 11:52:09
    Don't you know she's in the back, assembling by voxwoman2007-11-30 12:37:23
      God help us if she does. by Adiplomat2007-11-30 13:06:05
        I shouldn't say this... by jdelphiki2007-11-30 17:28:45
Terribly dumb Windows question. by mpicklesimer12007-11-30 11:39:43
  Easy by cristobal2007-11-30 12:39:00
  No such thing as a dumb question. by mmell2007-11-30 12:06:52
    Supply greatly exceeds demand by geopsychic2007-11-30 14:14:40
  I believe it is by hadji2007-11-30 11:40:49
    Hadji for the win! by mpicklesimer12007-11-30 13:30:44
    Apparently by MatthewDBA2007-11-30 11:43:45
Hear anything about the kids in the Mohammed Bear by Snate2007-11-30 11:39:35
  The children are not subject to Islamic law. by mmell2007-11-30 12:31:24
    How about all the parents? by Peace_man2007-11-30 13:27:14
      Not sure. IANAM. by mmell2007-11-30 13:31:05
  Somebody oughtta call that country. by mmell2007-11-30 12:09:12
  Last I heard... by mpicklesimer12007-11-30 11:41:50
    I heard that people are rallying by hadji2007-11-30 11:44:14
      Heckuva a way to get all nonbelievers by Havoc2007-11-30 11:49:29
        It's a matter of degree. by Nath32007-11-30 20:40:04
        Why? You never know when one of those people will by hadji2007-11-30 11:53:11
          More like the spark for a stoning by Havoc2007-11-30 11:58:46
      Yup (n/t) by Snate2007-11-30 11:45:50
OT: "Ow! My groin muscle!" by toysbfun2007-11-30 11:37:02
It's. Friday. by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:34:55
  "Oh, you haven't needed the machine for a week?" by mmell2007-11-30 12:17:08
    Wish I had the luxury by DesertRat662007-11-30 13:30:43
      I know the feeling. by mmell2007-11-30 13:35:29
  Ahh, the late Friday "OMG!" call... by hactar the uhhh2007-11-30 11:38:05
T - 3h 30 min by scum2007-11-30 11:28:36
  Watch yourself, friend. by mmell2007-11-30 12:11:25
  So keep it minimal by Havoc2007-11-30 11:46:01
    Pah! Sanity is for noobs! by scum2007-11-30 11:56:44
      You should concentrate on thinking by Havoc2007-11-30 12:00:21
If you created an AI, how would you design it? by UGuardian2007-11-30 11:03:22
  Femail, In between and yes to everything else. by taitano2007-12-01 00:18:01
  Badly. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-30 18:23:57
  I am an AI by tyebald2007-11-30 13:09:42
  It would think of me as the end-all-be-all... by SnappingTurtle2007-11-30 11:57:31
    How would protecting itself conflict with by toysbfun2007-11-30 12:02:56
    *writes a letter to robot* by Havoc2007-11-30 12:02:00
  I'd make it like Turing Hopper and KingFischer by josie_beller2007-11-30 11:47:51
  I would create God! by scum2007-11-30 11:43:28
    good books those.... Shrike FTW! :-) (n/t) by wibble2007-11-30 12:08:19
    Another what? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-30 11:53:01
      If you create god and he messages there is another by scum2007-11-30 12:33:29
  It depends on what it would do. by Khaar2007-11-30 11:42:34
    Red Queen? (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-30 11:47:14
      Huh? (n/t) by Khaar2007-11-30 11:50:25
        Like this by Havoc2007-11-30 12:20:19
          Never played the game or watched the movie. by Khaar2007-11-30 13:43:02
  I wouldn't by EndlessWaves2007-11-30 11:29:36
    That's a "weak" AI, right? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-30 11:30:51
  Probably something like the Staute AI. by toysbfun2007-11-30 11:24:47
  I would let it decide by Havoc2007-11-30 11:24:21
  It would have an accessible "off" button. (n/t) by run.dll2007-11-30 11:21:29
    on a remote with fresh batteries ? (n/t) by dennismv2007-11-30 13:09:18
    Why did I first think of Chii? (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-30 11:22:28
IDGI. Can someone explain this to me? by Havoc2007-11-30 10:59:39
  Doh. Thanks guys. by Havoc2007-11-30 11:25:12
  The board is there just to make sure kids obey the by Snate2007-11-30 11:03:33
  spikes on his lap keep kids from sitting on it (n/ (n/t) by deadweasle2007-11-30 11:01:48
  Parents like to get photos of their children by kyrasantae2007-11-30 11:01:20
terrain in Google Maps?? by Kickstart2007-11-30 10:52:28
  terrain? where's hybrid? by pockets2007-11-30 12:47:14
    Phew by EndlessWaves2007-11-30 12:58:14
Ordnance-Corner For UFies by DesertRat662007-11-30 10:48:23
  The Truth About Police Shootings by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:18:14
    Makes sense... by imperito2007-11-30 11:42:22
      Not 'why we had to' by DesertRat662007-11-30 13:19:57
      That can be greatly mitigated by by hadji2007-11-30 11:50:31
        You don't know that about them, either... by imperito2007-11-30 11:55:29
          Hear hear! by pockets2007-11-30 13:53:11
            I see what you are saying but, I play FPS's by classic_jon2007-11-30 14:34:03
              The bg is never gonna hit by veran2007-11-30 16:32:33
                Not entirely true by desertrat662007-11-30 19:37:19
            What you're arguing with by DesertRat662007-11-30 14:08:00
  Opinons on the Springfield Armory XD by classic_jon2007-11-30 11:15:02
    Thanks everyone, if anyone else has a by classic_jon2007-11-30 12:10:23
      One by DesertRat662007-11-30 13:28:58
        Since Snarl has one in .40 that should be a good by classic_jon2007-11-30 13:51:15
    I love my .40 by SnArL2007-11-30 11:46:22
      I am in the same boat and will be all over the by classic_jon2007-11-30 11:54:18
        That'll work. by SnArL2007-11-30 12:57:00
    I have an XD-9 by PsychoI3oy2007-11-30 11:41:08
    XD-45 Tactical by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:28:11
      I like them. by plblark2007-11-30 11:42:01
        Take a look at the M&P though by plblark2007-11-30 11:44:20
  The Second Amendment and the Individual by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:11:26
  New to my stack of reading schtuff by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:10:38
    I so need to read this book... by lab rat2007-11-30 12:04:05
  Eleanor Roosevelt’s Concealed Carry Application by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:09:44
  Slingshots! by Kickstart2007-11-30 11:09:33
    "... but less intelligent" by run.dll2007-11-30 11:23:41
      Hehe, by lheggland2007-11-30 11:34:51
        Ruffed Grouse are wary and very yummy. by run.dll2007-11-30 13:45:22
        So we're doing them a favor by lab rat2007-11-30 11:42:31
    Check your hunting laws first. by lheggland2007-11-30 11:18:20
      That's not a slingshot by schwing12007-11-30 15:37:48
      Seconded on all counts (n/t) by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:19:27
  University makes GPS Cell Phones mandatory by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:08:32
    That demonstration sure tells the tale. (n/t) by NDwight2007-11-30 11:39:17
  Gun Rights 'Ammo' by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:06:31
    Barring the inflamatory retoric valid points. (n/t) by classic_jon2007-11-30 11:31:47
      Remember the target audience by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:36:30
  Passion Investments: Guns by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:03:10
  Another Liberal 'Gets' Gun Rights by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:02:01
  Police Officer 'Accidentally' Shoots Step Son by DesertRat662007-11-30 10:59:06
    Wait one sec... If I remember right the by classic_jon2007-11-30 11:01:34
      Not quite by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:05:41
        But also.. by nobius2007-11-30 11:20:40
          No you don't by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:22:54
            Not to be (overly) argumentative by nobius2007-11-30 11:52:12
              My fault by DesertRat662007-11-30 13:35:39
                NP..Happens to us all by nobius2007-11-30 14:04:35
              Sorry DR by VivianC2007-11-30 12:01:57
                What can I say? by DesertRat662007-11-30 13:24:36
        Gotcha, I remembered there was something that by classic_jon2007-11-30 11:16:52
  Ontario to begin random inspections of gunowner's by DesertRat662007-11-30 10:53:45
    The major population centers of Ontario by nix2007-11-30 12:18:40
      I don't know which is worse by DesertRat662007-11-30 14:48:28
    Doesn't surprise me that this is happening in by techi8702007-11-30 11:36:49
  Coincidence? by cloudboy2007-11-30 10:53:26
    No coincidence by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:00:59
      Best speech ever by cloudboy2007-11-30 11:40:18
        Indeed it does, and congratulations by DesertRat662007-11-30 13:22:08
  UFOCBOTW: Christmas Card Time!!! by DesertRat662007-11-30 10:49:46
    I'm a baaaaaad boy! by SouthpawPL2007-11-30 12:41:03
    Yea! Thanks, I have been waiting for this by NDwight2007-11-30 10:55:31
      Not yet by DesertRat662007-11-30 10:59:56
        I do not have one either at this time, but I know by NDwight2007-11-30 11:09:26
          I'm usually not a traditionalist by DesertRat662007-11-30 11:21:11
    That is a really big....flash supressor :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-11-30 10:54:29
      ... (pair of) tracts of land? ;-) (n/t) by bwkaz2007-11-30 16:48:01
To tap or not to tap? by thetree2007-11-30 10:44:07
  It's rubbish here in DE. by aix tom2007-11-30 11:30:10
  Ugh. by Khaar2007-11-30 10:57:37
    Lucky. by Phoon2007-11-30 11:24:38
  if thast were happening here they would shut by classic_jon2007-11-30 10:49:43
    I dont bathe in it, I drink it by thetree2007-11-30 10:53:45
    Not necessarily. Skin is pretty much watertight, by toysbfun2007-11-30 10:52:49
  Ouch (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-11-30 10:46:28
any karting UFies around? (n/t) by joresgump2007-11-30 10:39:40
Getting photos off a cell phone by SSpiffy2007-11-30 10:38:02
  if the phone has bluetooth, get a cheap USB by shminux2007-11-30 11:37:07
  Verizon means it will probably be very difficult by hobbs2007-11-30 10:43:57
    SO's Verizon phone has a cable... (n/t) by imperito2007-11-30 10:50:10
      Very difficult nonetheless by mridenour2007-11-30 11:20:43
  I dump pictures to a memory card by Tyop2007-11-30 10:42:14
    You can also email them to yourself. by Havoc2007-11-30 11:27:21
  Most phones you can get a data cable for by imperito2007-11-30 10:40:20
Predictions from 1900 about today by SnArL2007-11-30 10:27:18
  *Squints at picture in upper right corner* by aix tom2007-11-30 17:19:12
  Found a non-graphics version by andyz2007-11-30 15:48:19
  I hope that the one about "No wild animals" by nix2007-11-30 11:48:29
    Same here (n/t) by DesertRat662007-11-30 14:16:37
      Except mosquitos by run.dll2007-11-30 16:28:53
  The one I wish was true was by sgrunt2007-11-30 11:07:53
  The last point, about medical imaging, by run.dll2007-11-30 11:03:18
  Nothing on Snopes about it by SnappingTurtle2007-11-30 10:58:07
    I read the X-C-Q one *years* ago in a print book by toysbfun2007-11-30 11:36:03
    And less drugs will be taken (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-11-30 10:58:51
  They missed the Internet! by toysbfun2007-11-30 10:31:07
    No they didn't! "Store purchases by tube" by SouthpawPL2007-11-30 10:56:31
    But they got the tubes! by hyzenthlay2007-11-30 10:56:19
      I saw that too. by run.dll2007-11-30 11:27:08
    *reads article after guessing* Holy Carp! by toysbfun2007-11-30 10:36:36
      telephone from anywhere is also mentioned by NDwight2007-11-30 10:52:21
        How big were apples back then? by toysbfun2007-11-30 10:54:45
o.O Crazy French Orangina Commercial by Snate2007-11-30 10:20:13
  Awesome! by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 12:11:16
  That. Was. Strange. (n/t) by nix2007-11-30 12:03:16
  Acid hits - I haz dem by Hieraco2007-11-30 11:23:47
Realmedia files in Linux? by Michiel2007-11-30 10:17:47
  Thanks guys. by Michiel2007-11-30 11:50:02
  I use mplayer in Gentoo by aix tom2007-11-30 11:14:16
  Yes, VLC by imrambi2007-11-30 10:22:41
  Heilix player I think its called.... by mrxavia2007-11-30 10:22:34
Bluetooth headset for cell-phone Q: by Tyop2007-11-30 10:16:20
  I like Jabra by Lady-Luna2007-11-30 11:55:31
  i use the Logitech "pro" with it. by DerSarek2007-11-30 11:26:02
Flash Friday: Rails of War by Illiad2007-11-30 09:57:39
  Ahhh! Time sink! Curse you! Cuuuurse youuu! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-11-30 10:08:40
LawDog has another dumb crook for us: by DesertRat662007-11-30 09:51:50
  some of which were Not Politically Correct by merlin2007-11-30 12:55:48
  That is great, sent to others in the office :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-11-30 10:02:27
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-D (n/t) by Snate2007-11-30 09:57:50
  "Shaved Yeti" *LOL* (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-30 09:55:44
"Secret government promises big changes" by Kickstart2007-11-30 09:51:13
  Unlikely, but not entirely bad. by Havoc2007-11-30 09:58:28
Wheee! First pay-check! by PeKaJe2007-11-30 09:43:48
Politics in one sentence. by Illiad2007-11-30 09:34:20
  SOT-next 50 weeks by Stibbons2007-11-30 10:32:12
  FAF? by cokish2007-11-30 09:56:02
    A Citroen? (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-30 10:16:45
  Politicians in one word by imrambi2007-11-30 09:53:33
    The origins of the word Politics by DesertRat662007-11-30 09:57:22
      I thought it was 'tête', as in face. by Phoon2007-11-30 12:14:27
The Kindle may be showing the way to by Peace_man2007-11-30 09:20:25
  Check out the Brokeen Cybook or the iRex iLiad by sazzer2007-11-30 09:28:32
    How much for a working one? by imperito2007-11-30 09:48:16
An artistic photo shoot? maybe.. but using mobile? by mrxavia2007-11-30 09:09:24
Someone talk me out of buying a shiny. by Phoon2007-11-30 09:02:54
  don't forget the credit card interest too. (n/t) by morenna2007-11-30 10:40:48
  Same problem here. by run.dll2007-11-30 10:22:18
    My laptop does almost everything I want it to do. by Phoon2007-11-30 11:28:36
      If there aren't yet, there will be. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-30 11:54:33
        In the next couple of years? by Phoon2007-11-30 12:00:55
          In the next couple years? I wouldn't be surprised. by toysbfun2007-11-30 12:22:08
  Buy a Windows laptop. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 09:15:24
    If it really came down to it, by Phoon2007-11-30 09:22:15
      More beef for the buck. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 09:25:48
        I just priced out a Dell XPS by abaron2007-11-30 13:37:24
          Probably more like $400 less for me. by Phoon2007-11-30 13:56:10
            Certianly by abaron2007-11-30 15:02:54
  Can Q hold you until you have a little more by toysbfun2007-11-30 09:09:57
    ... Q? by Phoon2007-11-30 09:12:47
      Q. Kju. by toysbfun2007-11-30 09:15:39
        Q Q Kju? by Havoc2007-11-30 09:47:53
          *is a walrus* (n/t) by theanomaly2007-11-30 10:26:24
        Does it emulate an x86 machine on PPC? by Phoon2007-11-30 09:23:17
          Yes, it emulates x86. Is it fast? by toysbfun2007-11-30 09:30:12
  Get a Macbook by Arachnid2007-11-30 09:05:40
    Except for the video card and display. by Phoon2007-11-30 09:07:16
The Dec 2007 UF Desktop Calendar by Illiad2007-11-30 09:00:49
  Interesting font for "December 2007" (n/t) by run.dll2007-11-30 09:45:53
Message Labs Spam filter false positives. by Jeff_UK2007-11-30 08:58:27
Flash Card program needed. by Klaranth2007-11-30 08:52:21
Web interface to Linksys router by SnappingTurtle2007-11-30 08:49:59
  What brand/version? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-30 15:15:51
  try .100 instead of .1 for the last bit (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-30 09:51:29
  Are you using BitTorrent or other P2P programs? by Arachnid2007-11-30 09:06:47
  Spontaneous dying likely means a hardware fault. by shminux2007-11-30 09:02:34
  Sometimes they just croak. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 09:01:36
  Had that too with two Linksys routers by Qcumber-some2007-11-30 08:57:46
    Seconded. New firmware might fix it by Havoc2007-11-30 10:00:10
  try this by foredeck2007-11-30 08:56:20
    Ah hah! by SnappingTurtle2007-11-30 09:06:06
      there's a website with all the default passwords by geekgrrl_ca2007-11-30 09:35:20
        I've always just downloaded the manual by menetlaus2007-11-30 10:50:07
      Find the "Reset to factory settings" button by Qcumber-some2007-11-30 09:11:07
      You could always reset it to factory defaults... (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-11-30 09:10:40
  At the risk of being dumb. by vetitice2007-11-30 08:53:56
    Doesn't work either (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-11-30 09:03:23
  I've used an ADSL router before - Belkin I think by sazzer2007-11-30 08:52:52
  I have found... by imperito2007-11-30 08:52:05
TechisSO has smoked salmon in her car. Yes Illiad, by techi8702007-11-30 08:48:46
  Native Candy! by Illiad2007-11-30 10:03:46
    You could always order some from ... by techi8702007-11-30 10:13:56
      mmmmmmmm, real smoked salmon (n/t) by Snate2007-11-30 10:17:05
  I smoked dope in my car once by Hieraco2007-11-30 09:34:53
  *represses Fridayish response* by merlin2007-11-30 08:49:29
Don't name your teddy bear "Mohammed" by Illiad2007-11-30 08:45:46
  Clive Anderson on this: by Jeff_UK2007-11-30 13:27:19
  The kids to/should get twenty lashes? by Snate2007-11-30 11:28:48
  I am tempted to start a line of teddy bears named by geekgrrl_ca2007-11-30 09:27:47
    If you do it... by Illiad2007-11-30 09:30:15
      Shouldn't he get by Bonzo2007-11-30 10:13:39
        SSSSSSSSSShe, sorry! (n/t) by Bonzo2007-11-30 10:15:13
      Or move in next to Toxin and get some sled dogs. by techi8702007-11-30 09:44:59
  Google says Mohammed is the most popular name by Jeff_UK2007-11-30 09:06:23
  I thought the best bit was this: by Arachnid2007-11-30 09:05:03
    It does make one wish... by Illiad2007-11-30 09:12:10
      Illiad the imperialist now? by imperito2007-11-30 09:21:19
        Gah. by Illiad2007-11-30 09:29:25
  You're running late. by vetitice2007-11-30 08:52:44
    That crowd was only a few hundred people. by Esteis2007-11-30 12:52:56
    Yeesh. by Illiad2007-11-30 09:01:53
      No worries. by vetitice2007-11-30 09:07:58
        Yeah, when does idolatry start and end? by Illiad2007-11-30 09:13:13
          I think the problem they're having by MatthewDBA2007-11-30 09:44:50
            Could I call my goldfish Mohammed? by Illiad2007-11-30 09:58:52
              Yeah by MatthewDBA2007-11-30 10:11:57
Oh fardles. We just had a mini-RIF. by merlin2007-11-30 08:42:02
  Someone has to sweep the floor :-) by Qcumber-some2007-11-30 08:45:32
    *grins* Thanks for the laugh. (n/t) by merlin2007-11-30 08:46:52
  all i get from google define by PsychoI3oy2007-11-30 08:44:12
    For this type of question by Qcumber-some2007-11-30 09:00:45
    Reduction in Force, aka layoffs (n/t) by merlin2007-11-30 08:44:56
  mergers do that (n/t) by emlaabs2007-11-30 08:43:32
    Yeah, but we thought all of that had already by merlin2007-11-30 08:44:32
      Heh... by imperito2007-11-30 08:53:05
Guiness advert a la the Honda "cog" by merlin2007-11-30 08:02:39
  Multiple cuts makes it far less impressive. (n/t) by Scirocco2007-11-30 08:30:16
    True. (n/t) by merlin2007-11-30 08:42:17
      It's still a pretty d4 cool ad! (n/t) by shadowboy8132007-11-30 14:42:00
OMG stumble upon is evil by tesla_koil2007-11-30 07:42:03
  Stumble upon? (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-11-30 07:43:37
    yeah by tesla_koil2007-11-30 07:46:42
From the inbox: The Christmas Bug by SnArL2007-11-30 07:36:07
  For the thirteenth bug of Christmas... by RetiQlum22007-11-30 08:10:48
  That was great! I immediately sent it my IT crew! by NDwight2007-11-30 07:43:20
    Me too!! </aol> (n/t) by merlin2007-11-30 07:54:09
php:why doesn't this work? by flatlander2007-11-30 07:04:01
  It should be as follows: by sazzer2007-11-30 07:06:58
    cool by flatlander2007-11-30 07:24:18
      The PHP isn't really 'in' the HTML document. by Arachnid2007-11-30 07:33:59
      Anywhere in the file by sazzer2007-11-30 07:27:32
      For prints, in the body where you want them. by PsychoI3oy2007-11-30 07:26:57
      Generally the body. by toysbfun2007-11-30 07:25:54
Poll: What's worth dying for? by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:57:55
  Well, around here it seems that a team jacket or by taitano2007-12-01 00:10:03
  I answered this question in high school. by kyrasantae2007-11-30 09:29:24
  Super Mario Brothers? by kc5sdy2007-11-30 08:46:17
  My principles. by Peace_man2007-11-30 08:37:29
    How do you know that? by Nath32007-11-30 20:54:18
    How many? by imperito2007-11-30 09:00:04
      I doubt it. by Peace_man2007-11-30 09:24:33
        *gets rope and a trolley*... (n/t) by imperito2007-11-30 09:32:16
  Freedom and honor are worth dying for. by SnappingTurtle2007-11-30 08:26:32
    Higher principles are not shiny. by run.dll2007-11-30 10:26:57
  My girls. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 08:21:51
    Oh and people who hurt children. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 08:43:38
  Interesting question by DesertRat662007-11-30 08:03:11
    We call them by Havoc2007-11-30 08:11:14
      Or EMS, Firefighters, Police, PJs, Moms, Dads..... (n/t) by Twitchh2007-11-30 08:18:17
        PJs? (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-30 08:19:01
          ParaJumpers by merlin2007-11-30 08:26:22
          Another term for Para-Rescue by DesertRat662007-11-30 08:25:59
  Nothing. by veran2007-11-30 07:30:19
    Maybe no gain... but you cut your losses. (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-30 07:38:46
    Not to stay alive? (n/t) by NDwight2007-11-30 07:33:52
    No gain? by MatthewDBA2007-11-30 07:33:37
      or stop further loss by tallastro2007-11-30 07:38:27
  It's easy by y2kdragon2007-11-30 07:24:45
    One won't find out if one doesn't keep living. (n/ (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-30 07:27:07
  A good life by tallastro2007-11-30 07:09:36
    Good answer. by FNORDer2007-11-30 07:15:06
      Interesting typo. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-11-30 08:24:35
      "fist time"? :D (n/t) by Concept2007-11-30 07:28:21
      Gladly? Not me. I'll be pissed. by tallastro2007-11-30 07:23:15
  lots of things by flatlander2007-11-30 07:09:16
  Family & loved ones. by Havoc2007-11-30 07:00:14
    Seconded (n/t) by techi8702007-11-30 07:28:10
      Thirded (n/t) by SaylorA2007-11-30 07:51:56
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-11-30 06:45:38
I think I'm going to change my name. by Spud312007-11-30 06:32:03
  Do you post videos online? by Jeff_UK2007-11-30 07:52:54
    Haha!! (n/t) by Spud2007-11-30 08:20:48
    *ARRRRRGH*!!! :-)) (n/t) by Twitchh2007-11-30 08:19:33
    Jeff UK, you have been fined by hactar the uhhh2007-11-30 07:56:38
  If you wait until after 2009, you will really be by NDwight2007-11-30 07:31:09
    I forgot it was in my Omnicode. by Spud2007-11-30 07:33:02
      Welcome to the board, Spud! by Peace_man2007-11-30 08:41:02
        would "Spudisagirl" work as a new name? (n/t) by techi8702007-11-30 09:14:22
  Why not to something cool, like... by shadowsystems2007-11-30 06:57:00
    Can't be Darth Tater ... by iarann2007-11-30 06:58:47
      Empress Spud? (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-30 07:01:19
        Spud's a girl? Hey, put that dow~%^*%^( NO CARRIER (n/t) by Divinar2007-11-30 07:24:08
          SpudXX ? *flees* (n/t) by merlin2007-11-30 08:55:57
  "Solanum tuberosum" is available by SnappingTurtle2007-11-30 06:54:01
    2nd hit on google for 'Solanum' by Jeff_UK2007-11-30 12:05:03
  I see you more as a Spuddy (n/t) by cokish2007-11-30 06:50:47
    "Spuddi" with a heart to dot the i? (n/t) by Divinar2007-11-30 07:25:19
  So what is the significance of the number 31? (n/t by woodburn2007-11-30 06:36:32
    It was Curtis Joseph's number when he was with the by Spud312007-11-30 06:46:55
      If 31 doesn't have any significance to you by cokish2007-11-30 06:52:18
    It's a perfect number! (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:41:06
      31 is not a perfect number by da-gimp2007-11-30 08:21:55
        Oops. Got the product and exponent mixed up. (n/t by toysbfun2007-11-30 09:12:54
        It's perfect for Spud31 :p (n/t) by vetitice2007-11-30 08:32:08
    It's a power of 2 minus 1, of course. :-P (n/t) by ihope1272007-11-30 06:37:18
I'm cold. by Arivia2007-11-30 06:28:52
  I am, too. (n/t) by Spud2007-11-30 07:35:41
  I'm hungry. by lex_icon2007-11-30 07:29:11
    mmmm cold pizza and cold beer for breakfast by PsychoI3oy2007-11-30 07:33:17
  I'm wet by Hieraco2007-11-30 07:21:25
  I'm hot. by tallastro2007-11-30 07:13:17
  I would rather be a little cold that too hot. :) by NDwight2007-11-30 07:06:38
    Yes, but there are advantages to that, too... by imperito2007-11-30 07:16:22
  It is warm here... by imperito2007-11-30 06:50:51
  I suggest that you check your refrigerator. If by ihope1272007-11-30 06:31:28
    Nope... (n/t) by Arivia2007-11-30 06:49:41
I made it into an AnandTech article! by jiteo2007-11-30 06:01:48
2 power supplies? by Skelwar2007-11-30 05:41:00
  Well, that didn't work too well. by Skelwar2007-12-05 15:46:45
  possible, but not the best of ideas. by jaqie2007-11-30 12:23:41
  I wouldn't recommend it. by Hieraco2007-11-30 06:01:34
    Just make sure you put the Y connector by EnzoMatrix2007-11-30 06:25:52
    Couldn't one theoretically connect the grounds? (n/t) by ihope1272007-11-30 06:25:41
      theoretically yeah, but theory doesn't always work by Hieraco2007-11-30 07:23:32
        ding ding ding! We have a winnah! by Havoc2007-11-30 07:42:03
      If they are bolted into the same case, by Havoc2007-11-30 07:03:12
      Yes, but... by jayfarm2007-11-30 07:02:53
Anyone want to talk me out of quitting my job? by Hieraco2007-11-30 05:33:36
  Consider not quitting just yet by DesiredUserName2007-11-30 09:37:54
  Go ahead and do it. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 08:31:22
  Find a new job, by lheggland2007-11-30 07:36:43
  This is your boss by hunter_Q22007-11-30 06:26:54
  Take the weekend off by cokish2007-11-30 06:21:28
  Nope. Go ahead and quit by thread_killer2007-11-30 06:06:08
    Sure, but have you ever done it by Hieraco2007-11-30 07:07:38
      Start a business by tallastro2007-11-30 07:16:33
  Don't quit by y2kdragon2007-11-30 05:42:26
    About the day off.... by Hieraco2007-11-30 05:59:41
      Alternatively by y2kdragon2007-11-30 07:22:05
        Not in the USA by Havoc2007-11-30 07:44:31
      You need to find a job with a real company by Havoc2007-11-30 06:53:43
      I'd take the time off, you already booked it.. by mrxavia2007-11-30 06:40:38
      First of all... by splat_ed2007-11-30 06:18:49
      Set the building on fire? (n/t) by imperito2007-11-30 06:09:17
        Or strychnine in the guacamole? (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-30 17:03:21
        Don't forget to take your stapler with you. (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-30 06:10:20
          O.K. you two! I now have scotch on my keyboard by Hieraco2007-11-30 07:06:24
            Yeeeaaa, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday by SaylorA2007-11-30 07:58:15
Security of the e107 CMS is a bit stupid... by IByte2007-11-30 05:32:38
  How is the user registration done? by EnzoMatrix2007-11-30 05:39:06
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-11-30 05:30:33
Happy 35th Birthday, by imrambi2007-11-30 05:26:45
  Woo-hoo by y2kdragon2007-11-30 05:44:16
Repost: 14 yo who refused med treatment. by jdelphiki2007-11-30 05:22:37
  Some clarification: (repost) by taitano2007-12-01 00:00:36
  Got picked up on the international aswell.. by mrxavia2007-11-30 10:10:11
  Killing and dying in the name of religion by Qcumber-some2007-11-30 08:25:27
  Re: all the religious comments by shadowboy8132007-11-30 07:47:04
    Yes, it was mentioned a few times. by Havoc2007-11-30 08:12:33
      I think you missed the point I was implying by shadowboy8132007-11-30 08:14:24
        No, that is why there was a need for a court by Havoc2007-11-30 08:20:39
          then what's the problem? by shadowboy8132007-11-30 08:44:29
  Darwinism in action! (n/t) by SnArL2007-11-30 07:27:52
  Would you let your child die this way? by mrxavia2007-11-30 06:22:25
    His parents were druggies, his aunt was a JW by Havoc2007-11-30 06:36:13
    According to the article, his aunt had custody. (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-30 06:23:49
  Yeah, saw that, too. While I personally don't by Concept2007-11-30 05:48:30
    IRC you always have the right to refuse medical by cokish2007-11-30 06:47:52
      Not when Dr. House is around. by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:54:30
        I just l.o.v.e it when he is so Un PC by cokish2007-11-30 07:03:07
  CNN has it as well by y2kdragon2007-11-30 05:45:12
    the courts are stupid by Havoc2007-11-30 05:47:29
      The boy had leukemia by voxwoman2007-11-30 06:05:06
        He was probably doomed anyway. by veran2007-11-30 07:32:44
        So why not allow everyone the same rights? by Havoc2007-11-30 06:11:29
          Not on the basis of religion. by hej2007-11-30 06:22:03
            Not 14 yr olds. by Havoc2007-11-30 06:24:33
              I think the courts should have leeway .... by aix tom2007-11-30 07:57:11
                I think the problem is, I don't believe by Havoc2007-11-30 08:10:04
                  You want the smart people to have the right by toysbfun2007-11-30 08:25:09
                    Not the smart ones. by Peace_man2007-11-30 08:57:33
                      The wise ones would still know not to engage in by toysbfun2007-11-30 09:11:28
          Then another 14 year old with leukemia by voxwoman2007-11-30 06:15:21
            Agreed. by Havoc2007-11-30 06:20:06
          Everyone has the right to refuse medical treatment by Phoon2007-11-30 06:13:10
      It is not the courts that are stupid. by hej2007-11-30 05:55:42
        But the courts have refused in the past by Havoc2007-11-30 05:58:26
          The boy died in the exact same way by voxwoman2007-11-30 06:09:48
            Have a doctor make the final judgement by Havoc2007-11-30 06:17:25
              If the doctor wants the patient to live, but by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:19:16
                Let the patient die, then. by Havoc2007-11-30 06:23:38
                  Some 14 year olds are quite mature. by hej2007-11-30 06:31:48
                    True. by Havoc2007-11-30 06:33:51
                  There's a distinction between passively and by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:26:08
                    Heh! by Havoc2007-11-30 06:29:57
          Jim Jones might work. But on the other hand, by hej2007-11-30 06:08:03
            I don't disaprove of the doctors. by Havoc2007-11-30 06:13:21
              The courts only did their job. by hej2007-11-30 06:27:10
                I do. (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-30 06:27:50
              Religion shouldn't have anything to do with it. by Phoon2007-11-30 06:15:12
                OK, agreed. by Havoc2007-11-30 06:18:43
            except that they violated his body integrity by voxwoman2007-11-30 06:11:35
              NO! *rolls eyes* you got it wrong, people. :-) by taitano2007-11-30 23:33:09
              Sometimes you can take pills. I don't by hej2007-11-30 06:18:03
                But bone marrow is where the blood is created. by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:21:06
                  It isn't by Ston2007-11-30 10:40:33
                  Plus, a bone marrow transplant requires blood by Havoc2007-11-30 06:27:30
                  Because it isn't blood. by hej2007-11-30 06:25:48
                    Yes, it is. by Havoc2007-11-30 06:28:56
          It's more akin to DNR or "no heroic measures". by Phoon2007-11-30 06:03:22
            Blood transfusions are not regarded as heroic by Havoc2007-11-30 06:04:45
              So this is all about you liking blood transfusions by hej2007-11-30 06:10:43
                No and true. (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-30 06:12:24
              But the boy wasn't actively ending his own life. by Phoon2007-11-30 06:08:28
  Not surprising at all by voxwoman2007-11-30 05:35:02
Oops. by ChuckAB2007-11-30 05:09:02
  :D (n/t) by Esteis2007-11-30 15:43:15
SOTM Jukebox by lex_icon2007-11-30 05:02:02
  Jewel ~ Enter from the East by FNORDer2007-11-30 06:55:07
  Genesis - That's All by DrDeisel2007-11-30 06:35:34
  Soft Cell - Tainted Love / Where did our love go by DerSarek2007-11-30 06:25:03
  Casting Crowns - Somewhere in the Middle by Spud312007-11-30 06:24:23
  GooGooDolls ~ Here is Gone by FNORDer2007-11-30 06:16:35
  SOT-*mutter*-M by Phoon2007-11-30 05:48:48
  John Mayer ~ In Repair. by FNORDer2007-11-30 05:46:12
  She has a Girlfriend now- by Reel Big Fish by lex_icon2007-11-30 05:27:33
  Voltaire ~ Future Ex-Girlfriend. by FNORDer2007-11-30 05:06:54
    You can't stop listening to songs because of that. by EnzoMatrix2007-11-30 05:35:52
    Heh! by lex_icon2007-11-30 05:15:46
    Voltaire - Ex-Lover's Lovers by y2kdragon2007-11-30 05:09:06
      Voltaire ~ Irresponsible by FNORDer2007-11-30 05:13:22
        Voltaire - Oweee by y2kdragon2007-11-30 05:15:28
just found this by Klymer2007-11-30 04:54:53
Sweet! Just setup my laptop to dial GPRS by Jeff_UK2007-11-30 04:52:33
  I do that, too. by staticsan2007-11-30 14:45:17
  What OS? (n/t) by live_in_aport2007-11-30 04:59:00
Bavarian Politician Proposes Seven-Year Limit on by toysbfun2007-11-30 04:41:23
  Terribly dumb Idea by shadowboy8132007-11-30 08:00:55
    No problem by Qcumber-some2007-11-30 08:42:24
      That is a dumb policy too. by shadowboy8132007-11-30 08:48:29
  Basically a sunset clause by binkley2007-11-30 07:40:15
  araragargargharghHARGA*cough*cough*choke* by zeitnot2007-11-30 06:38:38
    I'll rebutt. by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:52:27
      Sure thing Hillary. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 08:48:33
        MTV. Oaths aren't cool; instant gratification is. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-30 08:53:43
          And why isn't divorce a violation of that oath? (n (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-30 08:57:25
            It took you two posts to realize that? by RetiQlum22007-11-30 09:12:26
      BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! by esbita2007-11-30 07:10:18
        "It takes a village" (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-30 07:40:27
          In-group bias, duh. by esbita2007-11-30 08:00:40
            I was more poking fun at a certain by Havoc2007-11-30 08:13:38
              Okay. by esbita2007-11-30 08:17:39
            "Back in the old days, by toysbfun2007-11-30 08:13:12
              Oh, please. That is such a superficial argument. by esbita2007-11-30 08:28:59
                Is there anybody that trusts the government NOT to by toysbfun2007-11-30 08:40:25
                  And so society saying it's "okay" to walk out on by esbita2007-11-30 09:12:33
                    I just don't see marriage lasting much longer in by toysbfun2007-11-30 09:45:26
                      SO pass a new law. by Havoc2007-11-30 10:02:34
    People have married since before writing was by hej2007-11-30 06:46:32
  I keep wondering... by Fuxi2007-11-30 06:12:40
    Nope it's been posted before. (n/t) by esbita2007-11-30 06:13:47
  Two things.... by NDwight2007-11-30 04:54:27
    They should probably drop that whole "til death" by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:08:55
      It been done by Stibbons2007-11-30 10:00:54
      But it's so much more ROMANTIC! by Concept2007-11-30 06:21:22
  Yah,don't try to solve the problem,just hide it... (n/t) by TheCatMan2007-11-30 04:47:53
    Then what do you see as the problem? by toysbfun2007-11-30 04:53:00
      Depends on why it's a problem. by TheCatMan2007-11-30 05:19:34
        It would make it worse, even. by Arman X2007-11-30 05:39:42
          "It takes a village to raise a child" by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:06:10
      yes. In the same way that... by FNORDer2007-11-30 04:59:31
        Actually, making marriages self-terminating by voxwoman2007-11-30 05:39:58
        Better idea by y2kdragon2007-11-30 05:18:44
          Breaking a contract is rarely criminal. by altordwm2007-11-30 05:44:39
            Fraudulently entering into a contract by y2kdragon2007-11-30 06:57:31
              In order to prove fraud in that case, by altordwm2007-11-30 07:32:17
          I'd argue the opposite. Make marriage harder. by Concept2007-11-30 05:44:29
            The Catholic Church already does. by esbita2007-11-30 05:47:51
              I was thinking more along legal lines -- a by Concept2007-11-30 05:50:24
                Like a concealed weapons permit? by esbita2007-11-30 05:54:38
                  Hehe, maybe so... (n/t) by Concept2007-11-30 06:05:04
          then you are going to have the situation by voxwoman2007-11-30 05:42:47
            1 in 3 children is born out of wedlock in the US by toysbfun2007-11-30 06:05:28
Yay! New book :) by syren2007-11-30 04:33:35
Where is the world going!?! by karl-henrik2007-11-30 04:23:36
  (blinks) I have never heard of 22/7 being used by classic_jon2007-11-30 09:11:49
    Well I learned it today... by karl-henrik2007-11-30 17:11:05
  All this talk of Pi is making me hungry... =J by shadowsystems2007-11-30 06:43:46
    3.14 slices left! by Havoc2007-11-30 07:04:32
      don't you mean 22/7 slices left? (n/t) by tyebald2007-11-30 08:32:02
        That's what I said. by Havoc2007-11-30 10:03:11
      ouch.. hehe :) (n/t) by langly2007-11-30 07:24:36
  I've had that same argument with one of my teacher by Mad Marty2007-11-30 05:44:07
  Counter-clockwise by y2kdragon2007-11-30 05:21:17
  I had a similar argument with a military by ChuckAB2007-11-30 05:18:11
    Yeah, because maintaining appearance is so much by Concept2007-11-30 05:24:24
  3.14159 is not PI either by cokish2007-11-30 05:03:24
    No, who said it was? by karl-henrik2007-11-30 05:06:40
      3.14159 is good enough for a few by joecrouse2007-11-30 05:57:59
        I've used 3 at times... by vectorz2007-11-30 07:03:18
      That's not the real problem (IMHO) by pstradomski2007-11-30 05:55:36
        I don't get what you think is the real problem.. by karl-henrik2007-11-30 06:14:25
          A bit more explanation by pstradomski2007-11-30 15:56:58
            Aha. by karl-henrik2007-11-30 17:08:57
          I think he's saying that 22/7 is close to pi by menetlaus2007-11-30 10:41:46
          You guys are agreeing, from what I can tell. by Havoc2007-11-30 06:38:05
      yes, yes, easy, easy. by cokish2007-11-30 05:55:19
  Have the Teacher fired. by shadowsystems2007-11-30 04:49:35
    I'm working on it. by karl-henrik2007-11-30 04:59:37
      With the reaction your sister provoked in him by classic_jon2007-11-30 09:25:21
  It took me years to explain to my father that 22/7 by toysbfun2007-11-30 04:31:17
    So this is not uncommon?? (n/t) by karl-henrik2007-11-30 04:41:00
      I was *hoping* it was uncommon. by toysbfun2007-11-30 04:46:25
        Last time I used 22/7 was in primary school. by Sharku2007-11-30 05:59:57
        I had heard of this, but forgotten about it by splat_ed2007-11-30 05:41:38
          As a general rule, we left pi in symbolic form. by Phoon2007-11-30 05:56:27
            We used calculators and I just pressed the PI butt by cokish2007-11-30 07:13:55
              HERETIC!! by nobius2007-11-30 10:39:31
        Good news by vectorz2007-11-30 05:13:55
        *sings* were have all the geeks gone.. by karl-henrik2007-11-30 04:50:24
Any Prague UFies here? by madjo2007-11-30 04:07:00
  In that case, I have an idea which company you wor by ttlogic2007-11-30 04:39:17
    really? do tell. :) by madjo2007-11-30 05:26:40
      No, but a friend of mine is going to Prague with by ttlogic2007-11-30 06:35:27
        could indeed be. :) by madjo2007-11-30 06:49:20
  but but but... by y2kdragon2007-11-30 04:12:20
    well you could by madjo2007-11-30 04:13:22
BOFH alert (n/t) by Qcumber-some2007-11-30 04:05:57
  cp? by madjo2007-11-30 04:12:40
    I think by sjay2007-11-30 04:19:46
      >KZERRT!< by ErniePi2007-11-30 05:20:24
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-11-30 04:00:14
  My W:ET is still actually working. :o by arktus2007-11-30 19:50:21
  A comment on Vidi's call to arms. *READ* by Bertram2007-11-30 08:16:17
Found this in my inbox: Formula for inner peace... by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 02:19:54
  That would finish my liver as well by cokish2007-11-30 05:00:35
    What!? You can't possibly by sgrunt2007-11-30 15:26:38
  OMG you are the Righto! (n/t) by dennismv2007-11-30 03:36:55
  Serious side by micahrw2007-11-30 02:48:13
  *brb* *hickup* (n/t) by c3po2007-11-30 02:39:41
  LOL (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-11-30 02:30:16
Oh my goodness, it's stupid-o'clock again by kyrasantae2007-11-30 02:14:00
  Where I work by y2kdragon2007-11-30 04:10:46
  Try one or more of the following by Dagna2007-11-30 03:00:13
    Evening Tea by y2kdragon2007-11-30 04:16:08
      Valerian or Camomile tea is meant to be good by sazzer2007-11-30 04:51:56
  follow mekkanik_mikes post above by c3po2007-11-30 02:42:37
  Take sleeping pills. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 02:17:42
    I will not use drugs. (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-11-30 02:21:59
      Alternative: by EnzoMatrix2007-11-30 02:34:32
      It's just allergy medicine. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 02:29:30
        Nope. Won't take them by kyrasantae2007-11-30 09:27:19
ATTN W:ETters, Shadowsystems, Vectorz. by klar_at_work2007-11-30 02:09:49
I'm seeing "Tinman" ads everywhere. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 02:06:43
  same here by stephystar2007-11-30 09:28:15
  Is that the miniseries? by syren2007-11-30 03:26:53
    New Series by y2kdragon2007-11-30 04:10:10
      Series? I thought it was a 3-part MiniSeries. (n/ (n/t) by Snate2007-11-30 09:34:36
      they have also done series that stink by voxwoman2007-11-30 04:43:02
        I won't argure that point by y2kdragon2007-11-30 05:13:29
          Dude! Dark Star is awesome! by Havoc2007-11-30 07:08:38
          Just to nit pick: SFC had nothing ever to do by voxwoman2007-11-30 05:50:11
            Don't pick your nits by y2kdragon2007-11-30 06:55:12
      Oooh looks like it might be good then :) (n/t) by syren2007-11-30 04:32:23
      It's a series? Ooooo... (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-30 04:27:06
C++ classes vs structs by dennismv2007-11-30 01:37:24
  Others have said it, basically: Information Hiding by williamashbless2007-11-30 11:15:57
  I think the argument should really be.... by tyebald2007-11-30 08:53:45
    ok, maybe you're slowly buying me by dennismv2007-11-30 14:06:18
      for what it's worth.... by tyebald2007-11-30 14:34:24
  In C++ classes and structs are basically the same by Silent Bob2007-11-30 05:29:12
  Re-usable code. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 01:59:51
  Classes are a C++ construct by sazzer2007-11-30 01:51:11
  look here by Klymer2007-11-30 01:49:51
  In this case: by EnzoMatrix2007-11-30 01:47:30
  Suppose you also have a cylinder by Stormkitten2007-11-30 01:44:26
    methinks by dennismv2007-11-30 03:01:39
      ok, but what if you have this by dennismv2007-11-30 03:30:44
        Because calculating the area of a shape by EnzoMatrix2007-11-30 03:43:59
          And then main won't *have* to know what type of sh by bwkaz2007-11-30 04:10:43
            I think that went over my head a bit by dennismv2007-11-30 14:03:42
              Sort of, but not only. by bwkaz2007-11-30 17:12:23
MMMLOTD: Words that don't exist but should. by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 01:18:17
  Heh, thesis advisor! (n/t) by rhinobird2007-11-30 02:10:08
  Re: Telecrastination: by ttlogic2007-11-30 01:59:43
    for me it's quite logical by madjo2007-11-30 02:55:54
      Same here by voxwoman2007-11-30 05:54:36
      One-ring hangups by y2kdragon2007-11-30 04:07:56
        This is why I hate phones by Concept2007-11-30 05:17:42
Anybody with PEAR Experience here? by acl682007-11-30 01:17:06
  I have FEAR experience, does that count? (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-30 05:41:40
    Obviously not... by acl682007-11-30 05:46:43
  I would love to help but, by micahrw2007-11-30 02:51:20
El Reg by Arivia2007-11-30 01:08:28
NPotD: Naughty Poll of the Day by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 01:05:58
  On the ground in the open air. by FNORDer2007-11-30 16:07:30
  In one of those red telephone booths by lex_icon2007-11-30 07:33:25
  In Space by y2kdragon2007-11-30 04:03:05
    The Moon, Microgravity would be better than Zero-G (n/t) by mrxavia2007-11-30 04:22:54
      I think you miss my point by y2kdragon2007-11-30 05:07:23
        is 30 seconds really enough.... by mrxavia2007-11-30 06:54:20
  Black Sands Beach, in the waves. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 02:10:54
  And then she goes, "Whoopie!!!" by RoraJoey2007-11-30 01:54:22
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-11-30 01:00:02
Fridayish book titles by vectorz2007-11-30 00:51:55
  "DNS and BIND" (n/t) by tyebald2007-11-30 11:51:56
  A brief selection: by morenna2007-11-30 04:52:07
  Vibrators. by RetiQlum22007-11-30 01:28:46
    Nice by y2kdragon2007-11-30 04:01:54
  The closest I can get from my library is: by skippy-ish_guy2007-11-30 01:03:14
  Let's see now... by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 00:57:30
  "22 Ways To Change-Up Your Nightly Fsck" (n/t) by Arivia2007-11-30 00:57:23
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-11-30 00:38:06
  Happy Friday! by Nea2007-11-30 09:02:36
    *serves TAD* by Treehugger2007-11-30 09:22:26
      Thank you. by Nea2007-11-30 09:37:08
  Treehugger by Silverfire2007-11-30 06:38:24
    Yes dear? by Treehugger2007-11-30 06:39:26
  *A whiff of myrtle perfume announces presence* by esbita2007-11-30 05:42:26
    *serves klatchian coffee and hugs* by Treehugger2007-11-30 05:57:31
      Thanks :) by esbita2007-11-30 06:01:28
        {{esbita}}} by Don Alexander2007-11-30 06:02:17
  *materializes in spiderwebhaunted shadows* by Don Alexander2007-11-30 04:47:07
    *serves klatchian coffee* by Treehugger2007-11-30 05:47:41
      Bye, bye y'all!!! by Don Alexander2007-11-30 06:01:28
  *Shuffles in* by lex_icon2007-11-30 04:20:30
    *serves sherbert fizzyness* by Treehugger2007-11-30 05:40:41
    *kindly asks return of cluebat* by Don Alexander2007-11-30 05:01:07
      *Returns cluebat with a box of choccies* by lex_icon2007-11-30 05:21:22
        *bows graciously* by Don Alexander2007-11-30 05:25:43
  Need a drink by MatthewDBA2007-11-30 03:34:28
    *serves a shot of finest brew* by Treehugger2007-11-30 04:05:36
    Most likely by y2kdragon2007-11-30 03:52:44
  Can't Brain Today by y2kdragon2007-11-30 03:33:15
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-11-30 04:05:02
      Ah, thanks by y2kdragon2007-11-30 04:21:25
  Good morning by afterburner2007-11-30 01:58:23
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-11-30 02:06:45
      Thanks by afterburner2007-11-30 02:11:14
        Some words of advice then by Treehugger2007-11-30 02:15:23
          I don't think the first three are a problem by afterburner2007-11-30 02:22:08
        :-O by kyrasantae2007-11-30 02:12:41
          *g* by afterburner2007-11-30 02:20:06
            Yep, just need it by Wednesday. (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-11-30 02:22:19
  *strolls in* by Dagna2007-11-30 01:49:56
    For you m'dear anything... by Treehugger2007-11-30 02:06:00
  Splash?!!! by Electric Storm2007-11-30 01:28:46
    *serves chocolate milk with splash* by Treehugger2007-11-30 01:33:22
      Done + 1/2 by Electric Storm2007-11-30 02:15:23
        Excellent! by Treehugger2007-11-30 02:15:53
          lovely! by Electric Storm2007-11-30 02:22:26
  *walks around the cafe, trying to blend in* by PyroManiac2007-11-30 01:07:45
    Just you try anything buster, by Treehugger2007-11-30 01:14:58
      we can always sic the dragons on 'im :) by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 01:21:33
        * ears perk up * by y2kdragon2007-11-30 03:54:06
    It's okay... by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 01:09:56
  *rappels down via skylight* by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 00:51:42
    You need better gloves petal, by Treehugger2007-11-30 00:52:58
      It's not on me hands... by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 00:54:59
        Ouch! not good! by Treehugger2007-11-30 00:56:16
          better now thanks to the balm :) by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 01:00:09
            If that's where you're getting rope burn by y2kdragon2007-11-30 03:51:42
            *refills mango juice* by Treehugger2007-11-30 01:14:05
              Yep... times like that... I am definitely glad by mekkanik_mike2007-11-30 01:20:12
  *poings* by syren2007-11-30 00:49:57
    Congrats on the loss! Huzzah by Treehugger2007-11-30 00:52:23
      *munches* by syren2007-11-30 00:59:41
        It's the competition... by Treehugger2007-11-30 01:12:18
          I think it is. by syren2007-11-30 01:19:40
  Good morning by vectorz2007-11-30 00:48:23
    *serves GAP* by Treehugger2007-11-30 00:51:37
      Depends on the plate by vectorz2007-11-30 01:02:12
        ooh thanks by Treehugger2007-11-30 01:13:11
          Good luck, may your plates remain clean. by vectorz2007-11-30 01:50:54
            The agar is autoclaving as we speak by Treehugger2007-11-30 02:05:06
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  IDG the 1st panel... (n/t) by urbanmyth2007-11-30 01:34:21
    the first panel shows by madjo2007-11-30 02:37:25
      Ahhhh - That makes sense! Thnx (n/t) by urbanmyth2007-11-30 04:21:54
  I had never even heard of 'rickroll' by madjo2007-11-30 01:28:50
    Him and tubgirl can go rot in hell. by rhinobird2007-11-30 02:01:15
      You want to be shocked again? by madjo2007-11-30 02:51:31
        I don't want to be shocked, I want by rhinobird2007-11-30 09:35:13
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        I don't know if you could call it a "book". by ErniePi2007-11-30 05:28:14
          Twoflower by Havoc2007-11-30 05:51:19
            What duck? by RetiQlum22007-11-30 08:06:31
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Translations by Nea2007-11-30 00:01:02
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        dog breath by byrd2007-11-30 17:06:44
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