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Cartoon for Nov 28, 2007
Strip for Nov 28, 2007
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Olympic mascots question by ag__wyvern2007-11-28 23:41:03
unix woman page (n/t) by dennismv2007-11-28 22:29:09
  Clicky: by RetiQlum22007-11-28 23:08:23
  Woman's eunuch page. by hadji2007-11-28 22:45:44
ATTN Illiad, KS, Yohimbe, Smiling man : by Klaranth2007-11-28 22:17:25
  *Smiles knowingly* (n/t) by Myke2007-11-28 23:20:01
    *baps happtily* by Klaranth2007-11-28 23:40:56
      So I have to come visit... by Myke2007-11-28 23:42:06
        Whose alps? by Klaranth2007-11-28 23:53:17
          true - but it's a cheap flight. by Myke2007-11-28 23:59:28
    Ads are back now. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-11-28 23:28:14
  I don't see them either. by RetiQlum22007-11-28 23:14:59
  here, too by c3po2007-11-28 23:11:48
  ditto here ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-11-28 23:11:02
    Ah, there they are, in technicolour splendour ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-11-28 23:18:06
  I se no ads too, only white (Opera) (n/t) by Eroen2007-11-28 22:52:33
ooooooohhh...haaaadjjjjjiiiiiiiiii by lab rat2007-11-28 21:48:26
  What? No cookies for me? I'm hurt. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-11-28 23:09:51
    One of us didn't break her shoulder. by hadji2007-11-28 23:16:00
      *nom nom nom* :-9 (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-28 23:17:31
        FINE! Maybe I won't share the rotaberries with yo by RetiQlum22007-11-28 23:30:29
          *gives RetQlum2 an "f" * (n/t) by Electric Storm2007-11-29 00:40:55
  The cookies are a lie! by hadji2007-11-28 21:52:54
    Smell that aroma by hadji2007-11-28 21:59:45
      Sheer lyrical awesomeness. Thumbs up! (n/t) by Bertram2007-11-29 03:07:20
      :-) (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-28 22:00:45
Is there a really fast way... by MrTrick2007-11-28 21:45:28
  for even divisors, ie (3n)/3 when n is an integer, by amp_man2007-11-28 23:14:23
  Eh? -5/3 = even ??? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-11-28 23:00:13
    -5 = -2*3+1. by hej2007-11-28 23:22:57
If you ever design a user-configurable system by hadji2007-11-28 21:40:31
  #3: No way. by RetiQlum22007-11-28 23:13:56
    I find it interesting that you by hadji2007-11-28 23:17:53
      Just picking my battle. by RetiQlum22007-11-28 23:35:45
  OK, So what's the password already? 8-) (n/t) by merfax2007-11-28 22:56:48
    An instructor giving the info to a class of IT by hadji2007-11-28 23:11:22
      Hmmm, by merfax2007-11-28 23:22:08
        Oh, I'm sure you could. by hadji2007-11-28 23:23:07
          Yep, I just found it. It's out there. (n/t) by hadji2007-11-28 23:27:25
*sigh* another dead hard drive by amp_man2007-11-28 21:08:00
  It appears you have hidden your pr0n well... (n/t) by Eroen2007-11-28 22:50:02
    Heh, I've got a hard drive that'll hide it for me! (n/t) by amp_man2007-11-28 23:18:53
  if you are having problems with multiple HDDs by jaqie2007-11-28 21:18:36
    Bad bet. by RetiQlum22007-11-28 23:43:13
      So have I. However, you discount by jaqie2007-11-28 23:53:00
    thanks, but it appears to be a fubar filesystem by amp_man2007-11-28 21:37:57
  maxtor? (n/t) by geekgrrl_ca2007-11-28 21:13:39
    nope, wd caviar se16 (n/t) by amp_man2007-11-28 21:28:34
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-11-28 21:00:11
Australian UFies... by MrTrick2007-11-28 20:56:53
  Only if the "Chasers" do it. ß-Þ by kreepykrawly2007-11-28 21:20:24
  Heh by intrinsic2007-11-28 21:18:12
Mmm. WikipediOs. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-28 20:41:58
  and you really must try the Slash-Dots! (n/t) by amp_man2007-11-28 20:56:30
You know you're paranoid when . . . by hadji2007-11-28 20:33:19
  Not paranoid: cautious. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-11-28 23:44:44
  Not paranoid by PeKaJe2007-11-28 23:22:20
  You're not paranoid. A kid down the street by taitano2007-11-28 23:00:38
  The MP's wanted me locked up for by Eroen2007-11-28 22:44:53
  I do that too. (n/t) by Snate2007-11-28 21:05:17
  depends... is your HDD encrypted? (n/t) by shminux2007-11-28 21:04:45
    Nope. But it's by hadji2007-11-28 21:28:34
  *never, ever locks his workstation* by amp_man2007-11-28 20:58:02
  I do it all the time. And I turn off the lcd. by rook_mtl2007-11-28 20:53:31
  Sounds like something I'd do. by toysbfun2007-11-28 20:41:23
  There's always the cat (n/t) by maximumbob2007-11-28 20:34:52
  Who you callin' paranoid??? (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-28 20:34:42
QC Kilokomyk tomorrow! (n/t) by maximumbob2007-11-28 20:17:38
  Don't you mean "kibi-"? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-28 20:22:18
    bah to the "standardized" prefixes :p by maximumbob2007-11-28 20:25:35
      Kilometre != 2^10 metres. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-11-28 20:27:08
        Sure, but I referenced "bytes" by by maximumbob2007-11-28 20:32:10
          Fine, you win by maximumbob2007-11-28 20:34:24
attn: postaljohn by kyrasantae2007-11-28 20:16:20
ARS is back! by SnowStar2007-11-28 20:15:34
Be gentle. (n/t) by Myke2007-11-28 20:13:37
  Wha happa? by kahuana2007-11-28 20:22:50
    Not going thru TorIX? That is suck. (n/t) by Myke2007-11-28 20:25:20
      Used to. Now it's "Exchange Point Blocks" by kahuana2007-11-28 20:35:02
        show me a trace? by Myke2007-11-28 20:36:51
          Sent. (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-28 20:42:54
            Will audit tomorrow. by Myke2007-11-28 20:45:41
              I'm just going to crash. by kahuana2007-11-28 20:52:16
    Power outage, apparently (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-11-28 20:24:35
    Someone set us up the bomb. (n/t) by bimkins2007-11-28 20:23:36
      I *did* wonder. by kahuana2007-11-28 20:25:49
        We all know where THAT goes... (n/t) by Myke2007-11-28 20:29:31
          Actually, the night shift are straight shooters. by kahuana2007-11-28 20:38:22
            Sounds like mine by intrinsic2007-11-28 20:45:35
Ahhhh Light! (n/t) by Hieraco2007-11-28 19:57:54
...Kerblooeysplat? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-11-28 17:56:47
Hypothetical politicians (value question) by Illiad2007-11-28 17:02:30
  I'd seriosly concider emigrating, by Eroen2007-11-28 22:41:28
    Corruption is relevant. by hej2007-11-28 22:56:00
  All other things being equal, I'd go for Abe, but by hadji2007-11-28 22:39:32
  If I were to pretend some grain of truth exists in by Danu2007-11-28 21:26:35
    Note: Each of them could easily be painted with by Danu2007-11-28 21:44:05
  I wouldn't want to vote for a decietful and sneaky by siibr2007-11-28 21:00:41
  Looks like a gimme. by Peace_man2007-11-28 20:30:20
  Ben. I have more of a problem with by lab rat2007-11-28 20:22:56
    So, your leader can steal from you so long as he by Phoon2007-11-28 20:25:19
      No proof he has stolen from me or anybody.... by lab rat2007-11-28 20:33:14
        No proof Abe is unfaithful, according by Peace_man2007-11-28 20:46:56
          Yep, this is true no proof on both by lab rat2007-11-28 21:06:24
            That makes some sense. If you can't be loyal by Peace_man2007-11-28 21:41:03
              Btw, how are the pups? (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-28 21:44:39
                They are doing great! by Peace_man2007-11-28 21:55:35
                  Don't forget the Christmas pictures!!! by lab rat2007-11-28 22:18:35
  The philanderer. by MrTrick2007-11-28 17:14:31
  Pest and cholera by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 17:14:30
    The difference is, because Abe is screwing her, by Phoon2007-11-28 20:16:57
      s/because/although/g (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-28 20:22:56
  So... by Lady-Luna2007-11-28 17:13:11
  Abe. by Phoon2007-11-28 17:10:28
    Me too by intrinsic2007-11-28 20:48:13
    I second that. by veran2007-11-28 17:13:08
      I agree. by kahuana2007-11-28 20:31:57
        I agree mostly. by Bertram2007-11-29 03:11:22
        I agree, as well by amp_man2007-11-28 20:34:32
  Can we vote "None of the above"? (n/t) by jps_asu2007-11-28 17:10:05
    Only if you believe that it is better not to by Peace_man2007-11-28 20:51:12
le sigh by nightwind2007-11-28 16:44:20
FF 2.0.0.10 Stability Issues? by intrinsic2007-11-28 16:32:58
  on OSX, .9 was kinda crashy... by Myke2007-11-28 20:33:16
  is the site down for anybody else? (n/t) by nightwind2007-11-28 17:03:04
  Although FF crashes every now and then by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 16:48:55
    For me it's more like 3+ times a day by intrinsic2007-11-28 16:50:43
      Well, I don't do Gmail. by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 16:55:16
        Oh, I have other accounts by intrinsic2007-11-28 20:51:36
  Raises hand by khendron2007-11-28 16:45:52
    Hmmm, interesting by intrinsic2007-11-28 16:48:37
  Fine for me at work (DT) and at home (DT and LT) ( (n/t) by Snate2007-11-28 16:34:25
Could this be at the core of Afghanistan's by Peace_man2007-11-28 16:04:39
  Opium exports were lower when the Taliban ruled by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 16:21:24
    'Tis true. by Peace_man2007-11-28 16:37:00
      They changed all right by Stuka2007-11-28 20:27:04
        I'm willing to believe that they initially by Peace_man2007-11-28 20:35:02
  Afghanistan's major exports: by kahuana2007-11-28 16:16:03
    Are you saying... by MrTrick2007-11-28 16:19:11
      Hello? Afghan hound? (n/t) by Didactylos2007-11-28 16:24:05
        Can you express that in a word ending in "ug": :-) by kahuana2007-11-28 16:27:36
          Mr Trick already listed dog breeding. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-11-28 16:34:02
          Pug by themadkansan2007-11-28 16:31:41
      :-D by kahuana2007-11-28 16:21:12
      and... by MrTrick2007-11-28 16:21:02
A few days ago, I heard Bush saying of the by hadji2007-11-28 15:53:24
  I thought it was a good move, actually by imperito2007-11-28 16:19:05
  No, it means that if it doesnt work out, by Klaranth2007-11-28 16:09:10
    Not Cheney. His chief of staff. by bimkins2007-11-28 16:17:04
      *tiptoe* ... BOO! (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-28 20:26:34
  I think he's afraid of being impeaced. (n/t) by Esteis2007-11-28 16:07:54
    Doubtful. (n/t) by CaptainBass2007-11-28 17:12:56
      Im-peace-ed. Get it? (n/t) by hej2007-11-28 22:57:15
My ears are finally being treated how they deserve by espire2007-11-28 15:41:33
  I looked at the 555's. by kahuana2007-11-28 21:07:24
  Aren't those awesome? by williamashbless2007-11-28 17:06:50
BitTorrent is seriously starting to irritate me. by hadji2007-11-28 15:35:03
  Never had that problem with uTorrent, by Scirocco2007-11-28 15:38:29
    Runs in WINE under Linux too. :) (n/t) by the_diggity2007-11-28 16:44:37
    seconded! (n/t) by Bonzo2007-11-28 15:41:51
      thirded! (n/t) by Don Alexander2007-11-28 15:50:36
        fortht! (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-28 16:26:49
Hahaha, how cool and yet peurile. by MrTrick2007-11-28 15:26:38
External Graphic Cards - Available yet? by Bonzo2007-11-28 14:36:43
  Close your eyes? by MrTrick2007-11-28 15:47:31
  try this by smithmule2007-11-28 15:31:28
    No t-shirt, but "been there, done that".. :( (n/t) by Bonzo2007-11-28 15:42:56
  try here... by theanomaly2007-11-28 14:51:33
    I call misleading advertising on their a3es. by kahuana2007-11-28 16:10:25
    nice price... (n/t) by Bonzo2007-11-28 15:04:06
      yeah, no kidding. by jaqie2007-11-28 15:05:07
        Well... no. by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 15:10:26
          uhm...yeah. by jaqie2007-11-28 21:04:18
          Yeah, my friend is looking for a gamer laptop by lab rat2007-11-28 15:16:21
          I should add by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 15:14:47
  Are you kidding? by Arachnid2007-11-28 14:42:09
    Isn't that called ReadyBoost? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-28 14:56:08
      ready boost is HDD caching. (n/t) by roadhog2007-11-28 14:58:20
  You can has caek! by GLaDOScat2007-11-28 14:42:05
    The cake is an ASCII lie! (n/t) by theanomaly2007-11-28 14:48:13
  set portal render depth to 0 by jaqie2007-11-28 14:37:53
    Excellent! by Bonzo2007-11-28 15:14:23
      3DAnalyzer may help by intrinsic2007-11-28 16:20:22
      Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.. by Bonzo2007-11-28 15:18:30
align=64. by hadji2007-11-28 14:35:13
  Are we drinking and replying, again? (n/t) by Bonzo2007-11-28 15:19:43
    Never mind.. It's obviously time for ME to go to b by Bonzo2007-11-28 15:20:35
      bedpart Bonzo align=horizontal (n/t) by hadji2007-11-28 15:26:25
        You're aligning his bedpart HOW?! :P (n/t) by Esteis2007-11-28 16:09:33
my google has failed me... by nightwind2007-11-28 14:14:01
  It should be noted too... by abaron2007-11-28 14:29:31
    the old one claimed 56k in most conditions by nightwind2007-11-28 16:02:23
    Even that is a misnomer. by jaqie2007-11-28 14:33:18
  here. by jaqie2007-11-28 14:17:46
    that produces the error... by nightwind2007-11-28 14:23:53
      if you have trouble uncompressing the self-extract by jaqie2007-11-28 14:27:33
        transfers fine, unpacks fine by nightwind2007-11-28 16:02:45
Wow, just went to the Mac website... by ecthelion2007-11-28 13:59:39
  Really depends on what you want. by abaron2007-11-28 14:13:37
    Well, right now he's running by ecthelion2007-11-28 14:26:39
      But does he even need the CPU power? by abaron2007-11-28 14:31:01
        Seconded. If he's got Tiger on a 500 MHz G4, by toysbfun2007-11-28 15:02:46
    And all but the MacPwns take laptop RAM. by Myke2007-11-28 14:24:08
      Good point. by abaron2007-11-28 14:26:22
        I think yours will do 4 by Myke2007-11-28 15:56:27
          I think Leopard required for 4 by geekgrrl_ca2007-11-28 21:17:29
            This I doubt. by Myke2007-11-28 23:28:24
              that and by jaqie2007-11-28 23:56:23
  What a steal... by Myke2007-11-28 14:11:36
  Hey Myke - good chance for a sales pitch here? by sgrunt2007-11-28 14:02:22
I hate this hel(l/p)desk... by jpprater2007-11-28 13:51:35
  jpprater.BrainActivityLevel = "Braindead" by jpprater2007-11-28 14:20:56
  I hate this hel(l/p)desk... by cloudboy2007-11-28 14:02:29
    Hel(l/p)desk haters unite! by jpprater2007-11-28 14:04:08
      *joins the club* (n/t) by theanomaly2007-11-28 15:09:40
    I love my f4ing company... by Phoon2007-11-28 14:03:58
I am a sexy wireless god of WAR! by Esteis2007-11-28 13:50:21
I CAN HAZ DRUGZ? by MrTrick2007-11-28 13:49:10
  Quick! Grab a camera! by Bertram2007-11-29 03:19:30
Aww man I just found something I want... by abaron2007-11-28 13:48:35
  Ooh, can't afford those, they're in Can. $ :-/ (n/t) by bobmon2007-11-28 14:06:41
    Heh, don't worry the american peso... by abaron2007-11-28 14:25:33
Nutria? Looks like an ROUS to me! by SnArL2007-11-28 13:38:37
  I like the Kapibara better. by jaqie2007-11-28 14:05:54
  Yep, Nutria...nasty animals (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-28 14:00:26
    When I lived in Houston, (94-98) there was a $5 by SouthpawPL2007-11-28 14:08:57
*collapses* by joresgump2007-11-28 13:20:55
  Bad day type?? by robertltux2007-11-28 16:50:31
  Brainz?? by Don Alexander2007-11-28 14:55:25
    *eats Don Alexander's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2007-11-28 14:55:53
      Oh no you don't :P by Don Alexander2007-11-28 14:57:17
  *sends caffine crystals, vibes* by HaX80r2007-11-28 13:39:43
  thanks everyone by joresgump2007-11-28 13:39:12
  {sends Cookie monsters cousin, Hug monster} (n/t) by classic_jon2007-11-28 13:35:22
  {{{joresgump}}} *BEAM!* (n/t) by morenna2007-11-28 13:30:21
  {{{ joresgump }}} by lucytv2007-11-28 13:28:52
  {{{joresgump}}} by Tyop2007-11-28 13:27:43
  (((({{{{[[[[ *HUGS* ]]]]}}}})))) (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-11-28 13:23:32
  {{{joresgump}}} (n/t) by Apo2007-11-28 13:23:32
  {{joresgump}} hang in there. (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-28 13:21:27
I became an MSc today by IByte2007-11-28 12:58:28
  thesis? by roadhog2007-11-28 15:05:22
  \o/ (n/t) by Don Alexander2007-11-28 14:58:23
  Nice ... by PeKaJe2007-11-28 14:00:07
  Sweet! Nice one. by Jeff_UK2007-11-28 13:26:15
  Yay! Congratulations! (n/t) by Nea2007-11-28 13:21:09
  Congrats. Where' the cake ? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-11-28 13:01:28
    This cake is so delicious and moist (n/t) by NemoHac2007-11-28 13:26:21
    The cake is a by sgrunt2007-11-28 13:03:28
      Is that the same cake by lucytv2007-11-28 13:05:00
        But it's delicious and moist! (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-28 13:39:42
        W:ET cake? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-11-28 13:14:07
          Hee hee by lucytv2007-11-28 13:26:48
        Oh, and congrats! (n/t) by lucytv2007-11-28 13:05:46
So what's REALLY going on on the Internet? by Peace_man2007-11-28 12:58:17
  ROTFLMAO! the title to that article... by jaqie2007-11-28 13:25:25
    It is not Friday! by NDwight2007-11-28 13:32:11
      What does friday have to do with anything? (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-28 13:48:11
  The only thing that surprises me is that the by Apo2007-11-28 13:22:44
    Doesn't surprise me by menetlaus2007-11-28 13:59:12
      typicaly a jpg at high res is only going to run up by joecrouse2007-11-28 17:12:55
      I also wonder what systems like blizzard's by jaqie2007-11-28 14:04:18
        On that note, by Ataraxia2007-11-28 14:22:20
Gaaahhhh..... This API is junk by imrambi2007-11-28 12:38:05
  The Joy of Java. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-11-28 12:38:45
    no, the Joy of Lack of Documentation (n/t) by imrambi2007-11-28 12:57:56
      Only Java does by Didactylos2007-11-28 13:02:25
        And with such verbosity! by Didactylos2007-11-28 13:18:09
I am definitely in way over my head here. by Phoon2007-11-28 12:18:04
  One of my profs once said (of his teaching): by sgrunt2007-11-28 13:05:34
  Sink or swim baby! by lheggland2007-11-28 12:51:12
  One important lesson: by Peace_man2007-11-28 12:26:18
    I already have. by Phoon2007-11-28 12:32:46
      Figure out what you can do in HALF the time by classic_jon2007-11-28 13:32:11
        It's not my boss' decision. by Phoon2007-11-28 13:40:47
          Nice....all the more reason to document EVERYTHING by classic_jon2007-11-28 13:50:57
            Boondock Saints style works by robertltux2007-11-28 17:02:18
      We have a rock-solid requirements set for our by sazzer2007-11-28 12:40:37
        The difference is you have requirements. by Phoon2007-11-28 12:43:18
          Get the one use case you have by vdp2007-11-28 13:28:59
            There's a bit more to the web frontend than by Phoon2007-11-28 13:33:52
              e-mail sent (n/t) by vdp2007-11-28 13:54:18
      I've already experienced feature creep, that is. (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-28 12:37:50
  I find being in over my head is the best way to by techi8702007-11-28 12:19:29
    Too true. I was going to say the same thing (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-28 12:20:37
Science tatoos by run.dll2007-11-28 11:57:36
  I like the Einstein one. Photogenic. (n/t) by Bertram2007-11-29 03:22:11
  They missed the IOCCC tattoo. Here it is: by Esteis2007-11-28 12:34:48
    Mods. Language in the FAQ Section by merlin2007-11-28 13:35:14
      is the synonym of donkey m0ddable? by Tyop2007-11-28 13:56:12
        Perhaps I mis-read how it was being used. (n/t) by merlin2007-11-28 14:14:36
          *shrugs* by Tyop2007-11-28 14:40:03
    Oh, and the radation/polymer tattoo is pretty. by Esteis2007-11-28 12:41:09
  *Wants C8H10N4O2 tatoo* by cokish2007-11-28 12:17:14
  Those are awesome! by shadowboy8132007-11-28 12:14:59
  oh gawd, found the best one there by jaqie2007-11-28 12:09:02
    Only fitting it's on his ankle... by SouthpawPL2007-11-28 14:11:42
  I have an atom by thread_killer2007-11-28 12:04:09
    :P (n/t) by theanomaly2007-11-28 13:38:37
      It's true (n/t) by thread_killer2007-11-28 13:43:19
  OK I'm a geek but by jaqie2007-11-28 12:02:07
This was a triumph by SnArL2007-11-28 11:56:11
  Hey, I was about to use that for a TLP! by Esteis2007-11-28 12:30:26
  Hard to believe its an opera singer singing that (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-28 12:12:42
  It's hard to overstate my satisfaction... (n/t) by lex_icon2007-11-28 12:03:58
    Aperature Science: by spartan.ii.1172007-11-28 12:10:48
      For the good of all of us... by lex_icon2007-11-28 12:13:30
        But there's no sense crying over every mistake. by EndlessWaves2007-11-28 12:25:00
          And the science gets done and you make a neat gun by Phoon2007-11-28 12:33:29
            I'm not even angry by lex_icon2007-11-28 12:40:34
              Even though by shadowboy8132007-11-28 13:44:30
                And tore me to pieces. by SnArL2007-11-28 14:36:17
                  Now these points of data make a beautiful line. (n/t) by EndlessWaves2007-11-28 14:50:05
                    And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time by Don Alexander2007-11-28 15:03:13
                      Go 'head and leave me by Bonzo2007-11-28 15:37:09
                        Maybe Black Mesa by hadji2007-11-28 15:40:35
                          Anyway, this cake is great. by Phoon2007-11-28 16:17:05
                            Look at me still talking when there's science... by Bertram2007-11-29 03:24:09
Change the subject thread by SnappingTurtle2007-11-28 11:33:38
  "When you've seen one non-sequitur, by RoraJoey2007-11-28 15:31:25
  By the way... by bobmon2007-11-28 14:07:52
    What is the difference between a duck? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-11-28 14:16:42
      They both have two legs! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-11-28 16:10:10
  I think it's okay as a concept, but in reality by siibr2007-11-28 12:58:28
  Answer the question! (n/t) by pas512007-11-28 12:10:17
    The question is the answer! (n/t) by amp_man2007-11-28 12:33:48
  Who wants cake? (n/t) by amp_man2007-11-28 11:52:32
    Someone left the cake by lucytv2007-11-28 13:03:11
      Oh, Noooooooooooo (n/t) by Snate2007-11-28 13:10:33
    That's not my cake by EndlessWaves2007-11-28 11:54:30
  Hey, look! Monkeys! (n/t) by lex_icon2007-11-28 11:50:55
  Let's post about something else. by hactar the uhhh2007-11-28 11:37:46
    Like I said, I'd much rather discuss by sgrunt2007-11-28 11:38:29
      I disagree..my subject was much more by hactar the uhhh2007-11-28 11:45:07
  I'd much rather discuss by sgrunt2007-11-28 11:34:57
    Not to change the subject, but.... by NDwight2007-11-28 11:50:43
  What do you think about the Capitols' chances to by Havoc2007-11-28 11:34:53
    Legislators don't play hockey by SnappingTurtle2007-11-28 11:38:03
      In DC you don't play tennis by Havoc2007-11-28 11:43:29
        At least it's smooth by EndlessWaves2007-11-28 11:58:21
        In Soviet Russia... tennis plays YOU! (n/t) by imperito2007-11-28 11:45:03
          Hehe *wipes tear of laughter away* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-11-28 11:45:41
Nethack'ish flash game help by bstan22007-11-28 10:52:43
  What's that got to do with nethack? (n/t) by Arachnid2007-11-28 11:32:16
  Slavehack maybe? by Sterling_Ag2007-11-28 10:56:50
    Kind of.. by bstan22007-11-28 11:00:08
      I think you're reffering to... by thejugglingking2007-11-28 11:07:03
        yes, but by bstan22007-11-28 11:09:01
          lol </wrong familiar> (n/t) by thejugglingking2007-11-28 11:22:24
Attn: Danish UFies (or those who know Denmark) by Hieraco2007-11-28 10:48:24
  IIRC, there is an technology museum by PeKaJe2007-11-28 11:36:56
    Oh, yes! by Tyop2007-11-28 11:49:34
  <obvious> by Tyop2007-11-28 11:30:10
Physics Nobel laureate speaking in UFieland today. by run.dll2007-11-28 10:40:48
  Wieman is an interesting lecturer. by run.dll2007-11-28 15:57:05
  We're going to cover that soon by sgrunt2007-11-28 11:00:26
  *checks bus schedules* by merlin2007-11-28 10:45:36
    *Checks airline schedules* by Hieraco2007-11-28 10:51:32
      As to your second nope, that's why I checked by merlin2007-11-28 10:52:20
Why does wodim -dummy WRITE to disc??? by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 10:40:43
  Does it actually write? by aix tom2007-11-28 11:13:51
    Yes it does. by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 11:24:05
      It even says by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 11:36:12
        Yep, that what is saiy here, when ... by aix tom2007-11-28 11:51:51
          That drivers option works. by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 12:12:42
  Is any of this relevant? by sem2007-11-28 11:13:30
    Unfortunately not (?) by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 11:22:18
Oh gawd by oot2007-11-28 10:27:13
  {{{{Oot}}}} by Silverfire2007-11-28 20:28:48
  {{{oot}}} (n/t) by shargo2007-11-28 15:08:07
  {O}{O}{T} (n/t) by Eroen2007-11-28 13:26:19
    Just what are you hugging, there? by imperito2007-11-28 13:36:45
  {oot} My sister is an OCD compulsive cleaner by classic_jon2007-11-28 13:16:48
  {{{oot}}} by archnerd2007-11-28 13:03:31
  {{{oot}}} by wabbit652007-11-28 12:53:00
  {{{oot}}} by Esteis2007-11-28 12:49:44
  Rose colored glasses by shadowboy8132007-11-28 11:47:42
  {{{oot}}} by Tyop2007-11-28 11:45:59
    Thanks {{{Tyop}}} (n/t) by oot2007-11-28 12:28:10
  {{{oot}}} by psychoi3oy2007-11-28 11:12:38
    Thank you {{{psychoi3oy}}} (n/t) by oot2007-11-28 12:27:47
  {{{oot}}} by JillSwift2007-11-28 11:07:01
    Thanks {{{JillSwift}}} (n/t) by oot2007-11-28 12:25:18
  {{{Oot}}} by nightwind2007-11-28 10:53:26
    Thanks {{{Nightwind}}} by oot2007-11-28 12:24:09
      Oot, turn that around a little by nightwind2007-11-28 14:21:18
  {{{oot}}} (n/t) by Don Alexander2007-11-28 10:53:06
    Thanks {{{Don Alexander}}} (n/t) by oot2007-11-28 12:21:39
  {{{oot}}} You'll get through this. by Peace_man2007-11-28 10:52:56
    Thank you {{{Peace_man}}} by oot2007-11-28 12:21:03
      I think you would be able to cope. by Peace_man2007-11-28 12:49:23
        Thank you by oot2007-11-28 13:12:21
  {{{oot}}} by morenna2007-11-28 10:48:10
    Thanks {{{morenna}}} (n/t) by oot2007-11-28 12:18:52
  Hugs... by raptillicus2007-11-28 10:37:06
    Thanks *hugs* (n/t) by oot2007-11-28 12:18:13
  Try not to fret so much. by jaqie2007-11-28 10:33:11
    Trying not to, but... by oot2007-11-28 12:17:30
      I understand. by jaqie2007-11-28 12:18:45
        oops move=movie (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-28 12:19:59
  {{{oot}}} (n/t) by Blindman2007-11-28 10:32:04
    {{{Blindman}}} (n/t) by oot2007-11-28 12:15:57
  {{{oot}}} it is not definate yet, but the more you by NDwight2007-11-28 10:31:30
    {{{NDwight}}} by oot2007-11-28 12:15:25
S*OTM - Welcome to the Internet Helpdesk by merlin2007-11-28 10:14:09
  The hold button is your best friend! (n/t) by Apo2007-11-28 13:02:53
    Yeah I guess they are a little 20th century... (n/t) by NemoHac2007-11-28 13:21:20
It's not my cow, it's a sheep with a pitchfork by SnArL2007-11-28 09:47:34
  BEDEVERE: What also floats in water? by run.dll2007-11-28 10:32:30
  Hooray! Hooray, it's a wonderful day! by vetitice2007-11-28 10:28:37
    :D by SnArL2007-11-28 10:30:56
      Of course! by vetitice2007-11-28 10:37:36
  If it weighs the same as a duck... (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-11-28 10:11:38
  Green acres is the place for me... (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-28 09:50:12
  But now was the time I should go sane... (n/t) by Eroen2007-11-28 09:49:02
Wikipedia has no place in school? by Peace_man2007-11-28 09:34:56
  My uni doesn't allow it as a cited source. by bimkins2007-11-28 12:45:14
  Anyone else feel old after reading this thread? (n (n/t) by UGuardian2007-11-28 12:14:32
  The article gets it exactly right by Arachnid2007-11-28 11:48:08
    Ah, that explains some of the articles by EndlessWaves2007-11-28 12:00:48
  There's nothing wrong with citing Wikipedia by moddermonster2007-11-28 11:13:53
  But does Wikipedia float? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-11-28 10:59:12
    Will it blend? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-11-28 11:11:29
  Good. by Didactylos2007-11-28 10:31:24
    Neither is Britannica. by Phoon2007-11-28 10:32:26
  Wikipedia is actually a good source by nix2007-11-28 10:31:02
    And good for pictures sometimes (n/t) by EndlessWaves2007-11-28 10:58:47
  The local schools here made news almost two years by Phoon2007-11-28 10:20:50
  A middle/high school library already has filters by esbita2007-11-28 09:43:02
    In my school, we once did some politics research by Skelwar2007-11-28 09:50:57
      In my "Communications for Engineers" course, by Phoon2007-11-28 10:25:11
        (Note: it wasn't intentional on the part of the by Phoon2007-11-28 10:35:20
      I don't pretend the filters are perfect by esbita2007-11-28 10:01:57
      wait...what? by jaqie2007-11-28 09:53:30
        Teacher, no filters, accesses, recommends. by Eroen2007-11-28 09:55:17
  IIRC, my university doesn't allow it, by toysbfun2007-11-28 09:40:17
    We were told not to quote it. by Jeff_UK2007-11-28 09:41:45
  I use Wikipedia like a centralised fact finder. by theanomaly2007-11-28 09:39:52
  Well... by jaqie2007-11-28 09:37:23
    Next step? Godwin!!! by jdelphiki2007-11-28 10:24:03
      Hitler used to edit Wikipedia. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-28 14:59:25
        Hitler used to edit many schools names. by Skelwar2007-11-29 04:41:26
      As I said by jaqie2007-11-28 10:28:36
      Seconded. by Phoon2007-11-28 10:28:02
        I agree it is not a big deal, but by Eroen2007-11-28 10:53:38
          The attitude that something should be blocked by Peace_man2007-11-28 11:05:39
            But they *are* learning from this example... by jdelphiki2007-11-28 11:53:47
              It is possible that the school had a by Peace_man2007-11-28 12:11:09
            Exactly! (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-28 11:15:42
Does anyone have a transit agreement? by Myke2007-11-28 09:16:21
  on a related note by jaqie2007-11-28 09:20:55
    I really should get myself on the latter list. by Myke2007-11-28 09:23:18
      *shrug* by jaqie2007-11-28 09:25:24
        ... It was a clumsy attempt at being funny. (n/t) by Myke2007-11-28 09:32:29
          I'm sorry I took your thread as a serious request by jaqie2007-11-28 09:38:15
            The thread is. by Myke2007-11-28 09:41:01
              747, sorry. by jaqie2007-11-28 09:52:09
                *pssst* by SnArL2007-11-28 10:05:34
                  I know. what's your point? (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-28 10:06:39
                    That's where the funny is: by SnArL2007-11-28 10:13:29
                      *smack head* by jaqie2007-11-28 10:14:36
Mid-week stress/unhappy reliever #2 by Illiad2007-11-28 09:10:49
  Damn firewall by y2kdragon2007-11-28 09:22:22
    That has to suck. (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 09:40:29
      Sometimes... by y2kdragon2007-11-28 10:16:56
      Makes the guys responsible for bandwidth happy tho (n/t) by theanomaly2007-11-28 09:41:43
  Can't... stop... laughing... by williamashbless2007-11-28 09:21:30
    cos we social creatures by Treehugger2007-11-28 09:26:28
      People like a crowd. by jaqie2007-11-28 09:30:12
I'll go mad soon! by Eroen2007-11-28 09:06:37
  There was an ad on TV like that... by staticsan2007-11-28 15:13:25
  Did any one else immediately think of... by Da_Pineapple2007-11-28 09:22:54
    Absolutely. (n/t) by Bertram2007-11-29 03:29:05
    *raises hand* oo oo oo oo me too! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-11-28 10:18:31
    Me me me! :D (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 09:44:43
    *nods* by Nea2007-11-28 09:37:59
    Yes! Me! But it is not. Dosn't fit the sound... (n/t) by Eroen2007-11-28 09:33:40
    Yah. I did, though couldnt place by jaqie2007-11-28 09:28:50
    *bwahahahahha* I need about 10 of those (n/t) by merlin2007-11-28 09:26:57
    * raises hand * (n/t) by radiowave9112007-11-28 09:25:47
  Reminds me of... by khendron2007-11-28 09:14:14
    Had the same thing happen here by Sterling_Ag2007-11-28 11:56:53
    Happened to me as well by PeKaJe2007-11-28 09:33:36
  start unplugging everything. by jaqie2007-11-28 09:08:40
    But the available appliances to unplug are by Eroen2007-11-28 09:14:47
      Disable windows sounds by jaqie2007-11-28 09:18:28
        *augh* Thnaks, by Eroen2007-11-28 09:21:29
          Have discovered the sound to be "Exclamation" by Eroen2007-11-28 09:40:57
            Case speaker probably (n/t) by merlin2007-11-28 10:16:15
  The Tick said it best by madrak2007-11-28 09:08:38
Favourite live CD Linux distro? by nix2007-11-28 09:02:26
  Vector Linux (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-28 12:14:46
  Parsix (n/t) by tallastro2007-11-28 11:38:32
  Mandriva Live 2008 (n/t) by NDwight2007-11-28 09:19:23
  ubuntu. by jaqie2007-11-28 09:06:23
Mid-week stress/unhappy reliever #1 by Illiad2007-11-28 09:02:06
Owie, I knew I shouldn't have gone to my art class by Vidi2007-11-28 08:59:37
  wait till its done bleeding by jaqie2007-11-28 09:24:16
Finally something decent on regular TV again by DesertRat662007-11-28 08:55:22
  Naked Summer Glau. I'm SO there. (n/t) by Havoc2007-11-28 11:41:04
  Yeah, but it's on Fox. They'll just cancel it afte by SouthpawPL2007-11-28 09:38:59
  Looks interesting. Summer Glau gets to play by techi8702007-11-28 09:29:39
    Hmmmmm, Summer Glau *drools* (n/t) by merlin2007-11-28 09:31:12
  We shall see... by Sterling_Ag2007-11-28 09:09:10
    I never watched the third movie... (n/t) by jaqie2007-11-28 09:14:40
      ka-boom !!!!! (n/t) by joresgump2007-11-28 09:24:29
  Whoa. by jaqie2007-11-28 09:03:07
  What is it? by Arivia2007-11-28 08:58:39
    Search youtube for "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" by techi8702007-11-28 09:30:31
      It's supposed to be coming to Virgin 1 (n/t) by EndlessWaves2007-11-28 11:38:11
    The Sarah Connor Chronicles by altordwm2007-11-28 09:01:36
    Terminator series. by vetitice2007-11-28 09:00:42
      Ah, that one. by Arivia2007-11-28 09:01:57
ATTN: English/British UFies - Stock market Q by merlin2007-11-28 08:53:02
  Depends on the company by splat_ed2007-11-28 08:55:49
    Also depends on the number of shares... by vectorz2007-11-28 09:15:58
Looking for Win Live Messenger compatible client by cristobal2007-11-28 08:41:10
  Ive no idea if those are x86-win by jaqie2007-11-28 08:42:40
Will someone tell my dad to pick up the phone? by voxwoman2007-11-28 08:36:30
  What's his number ? by cokish2007-11-28 08:47:20
    To tell him to pick up? (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 08:51:56
      Teh Winnar! (n/t) by cokish2007-11-28 08:56:41
        Yay I is teh winnar! by Skelwar2007-11-28 09:26:00
  Hey, Dad by y2kdragon2007-11-28 08:38:32
    No, no, no! It's "Hey, voxDad, pick up the phone!" by SouthpawPL2007-11-28 08:43:53
      Hey, voxDad, pick up the phone! (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 08:44:13
        A quick search shows by joresgump2007-11-28 09:03:15
          and a quick google search shows by joresgump2007-11-28 09:05:16
            Yay me! I iz makin teh wurdz! by SouthpawPL2007-11-28 09:32:04
              Read today's Get Fuzzy... (n/t) by Formynder2007-11-28 11:30:44
              am in ur lexica makin ur wurdz? (n/t) by Eroen2007-11-28 09:50:58
            A somewhat slower google shows that by sazzer2007-11-28 09:16:28
              Google is creepy. (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 09:27:31
Anyone notice O'Reilly's Colophon for Vista by kahuana2007-11-28 08:03:02
*Dons Santa Hat* by DesertRat662007-11-28 07:57:17
  My am I not surprised you read that? :-) (n/t) by staticsan2007-11-28 15:24:08
  Ugh, first read was "mullet" (n/t) by mridenour2007-11-28 09:42:38
    That would work well with the Gallagher... by jdelphiki2007-11-28 10:24:45
  I considered testing that theory as well :) by radiowave9112007-11-28 09:16:21
  You sure Gallagher won't be mad by jaqie2007-11-28 08:26:09
  Be careful: by ErniePi2007-11-28 08:24:01
  No one expects the Mallet inquisition!! (n/t) by classic_jon2007-11-28 07:59:40
Today's CAD is priceless! by wabbit652007-11-28 07:54:40
  Excuse me? by sgrunt2007-11-28 11:06:14
    Ctrl+Alt+Del comic strip (n/t) by wabbit652007-11-28 20:52:53
  Poor Lucas... by madjo2007-11-28 07:56:48
    He can cry me a river by secris2007-11-28 23:48:38
Did someone get me an early xmas present? by Tyop2007-11-28 07:44:47
Todays xkcd is good. (n/t) by techi8702007-11-28 07:33:03
  As I said on BoingBoing by madjo2007-11-28 07:39:08
  *nods* (n/t) by Tyop2007-11-28 07:34:36
I hate hate hate busy work! I would rather be by justncase2007-11-28 07:26:21
  I hate busy work too. by Tyop2007-11-28 08:01:56
  But busy work by y2kdragon2007-11-28 07:32:41
    Got a bit of that myself sometimes by PeKaJe2007-11-28 07:39:27
      That is what I do. Busy work is work that could by justncase2007-11-28 08:03:12
day two by nightwind2007-11-28 07:10:31
  Umm...... by ToLazyToThink2007-11-28 08:50:46
    no, i wish I didn't have to deal with me by nightwind2007-11-28 11:05:20
  erm... by jaqie2007-11-28 08:29:29
    intersting... by nightwind2007-11-28 10:59:05
    But it only fails when PEBKAC. (n/t) by Eroen2007-11-28 09:53:49
      Untrue. by jaqie2007-11-28 09:59:42
I'm made of 100% pure win! (coding) by Bertram2007-11-28 07:07:45
  Reminds me when I took QBasic in high school by jaqie2007-11-28 08:35:37
    Oh man, I remember that one by hobbs2007-11-28 12:34:57
      Now I feel old. by jaqie2007-11-28 13:15:42
        c/o '92 here ;-p (n/t) by merlin2007-11-28 13:26:01
    But QBasic no line numbers? by Eroen2007-11-28 09:59:30
      erm...also by jaqie2007-11-28 10:13:14
      Then you don't know the form virus. by jaqie2007-11-28 10:03:20
        Having a room full of Commodore PETs with speakers by kahuana2007-11-28 10:53:56
  s/zorad.c/data.txt (n/t) by Bertram2007-11-28 07:24:38
  Bonus points for brevity. by williamashbless2007-11-28 07:13:49
    Actually without the system call it looks grim. by Bertram2007-11-28 07:20:15
      So to an extent, it was a trick question... by jdelphiki2007-11-28 09:08:25
        The exact words were something like: "write a ... by Bertram2007-11-28 09:52:20
          Reminds me of a university assignment by menetlaus2007-11-28 10:39:33
    System call? by Arachnid2007-11-28 07:17:34
      I think by system call he means a call to the by sazzer2007-11-28 07:20:47
        Exactly. Elegant tool reuse, but nonportable. by williamashbless2007-11-28 07:29:27
Morning everyone!! by classic_jon2007-11-28 07:03:30
  speaking of idiotic conmpanies by robertltux2007-11-28 10:42:53
  GO FTW! by Bertram2007-11-28 07:15:25
    And then, hug the planted tree! (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 07:26:36
      *Hugs the tree* (n/t) by Treehugger2007-11-28 08:30:46
        I had you in mind when I typed that. by Skelwar2007-11-28 08:48:12
          sorry it took so long, I was in the lab by Treehugger2007-11-28 09:12:54
      *Hugs the Tree* :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-11-28 07:31:21
        Good! Now, make me coffee! :D (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 08:42:44
          *makes coffee and adds Iocane powder* by classic_jon2007-11-28 09:01:34
            *sniffs* I'd recognize it anywhere. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-11-28 09:39:48
            Thanks! by Skelwar2007-11-28 09:31:14
              o.O Inconceivable! (n/t) by classic_jon2007-11-28 09:45:47
How most duels were won? by DesertRat662007-11-28 06:58:57
  That's why you brought a "second". (n/t) by tallastro2007-11-28 07:08:33
Rum + Guitar Hero 3 + Rum = I AM A ROCKSTAR!! by hactar the uhhh2007-11-28 06:30:19
  So you think you're the next Joe Rummer? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-28 07:19:34
  But why is the rum gone? (n/t) by y2kdragon2007-11-28 06:38:33
Math: can this be simplified any further? by FST7772007-11-28 05:58:21
  Update by FST7772007-11-28 08:02:39
    Final version by FST7772007-11-28 09:04:08
    Be carefull with losing precision by vdp2007-11-28 08:37:14
      Nah... by FST7772007-11-28 08:46:35
        What's the range/application of this projection? by Arachnid2007-11-28 08:51:00
          the Netherlands by FST7772007-11-28 09:02:38
            use integers and measure in meters ? by cokish2007-11-28 09:12:02
          Targeting long range ballistic missiles ? by cokish2007-11-28 08:56:17
    Make all your numbers into constants by sazzer2007-11-28 08:21:33
    Use less digits after the comma ? by cokish2007-11-28 08:08:15
      PHP has only doubles. by Arachnid2007-11-28 08:46:44
  Yup by Arachnid2007-11-28 06:23:58
  Obvious comment - precompute some of the values by sazzer2007-11-28 06:19:52
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-11-28 05:43:50
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-11-28 05:30:07
Zombeatles. by Havoc2007-11-28 05:09:12
  It's been a hard days night, and I've been by hactar the uhhh2007-11-28 06:31:23
    you could've easily finished the song's lyrics by madjo2007-11-28 07:51:32
      or something along those lines by madjo2007-11-28 07:58:13
From the INBOX (then I have to go to wrok) by ChuckAB2007-11-28 04:58:20
  Hadji sends you email? :-) (n/t) by Peace_man2007-11-28 08:57:56
  Well, I liked it. by Spud312007-11-28 06:17:33
    They could put the wedding on Youtuber (n/t) by TheCatMan2007-11-28 07:12:15
  At least she didn't marry Kim Jong-Il. by Phoon2007-11-28 05:42:57
    Could have married Joe Bloggs by splat_ed2007-11-28 06:06:34
      or William O'Brien by splat_ed2007-11-28 06:09:26
        Or a men's health doctor... by jdelphiki2007-11-28 06:19:46
    *thwap* by y2kdragon2007-11-28 05:56:03
  *groan* by splat_ed2007-11-28 05:29:10
  *sigh* by y2kdragon2007-11-28 05:02:40
One brown shoe, one black shoe on a brown tile by ChuckAB2007-11-28 04:52:33
  Another hint: by ChuckAB2007-11-28 16:59:05
  Home? (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-11-28 15:40:05
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-11-28 04:00:08
  Call to Arms, 1900 EST (so 1700 UFT?) (n/t) by Allandaros2007-11-28 15:15:00
Huzzah, electronical shinies arrived by splat_ed2007-11-28 02:41:14
  oooh! by jaqie2007-11-28 08:40:29
Does "Bill of rights" tarnslate to by Tyop2007-11-28 01:49:35
  IMO, no by y2kdragon2007-11-28 05:52:43
    I think it was a joke by altordwm2007-11-28 06:19:18
      Freedom is no joke by y2kdragon2007-11-28 06:26:35
        He said it was a joke by Skelwar2007-11-28 06:28:06
  Not really by micahrw2007-11-28 02:16:47
    That is just part of it. by lheggland2007-11-28 07:43:37
    Too bad that that "price of freedom" is almost .. by Sharku2007-11-28 04:26:53
  s/tarnslate/translate/ (n/t) by Tyop2007-11-28 01:50:23
Jakob Nielsen on Google by Idless2007-11-28 01:48:17
  s/wierd/weird/ by Spisefisken2007-11-28 03:43:16
    Because "weird" is weird by DragonHawk2007-11-28 06:02:36
      but don't you learn basic words in primary schools by madjo2007-11-28 06:15:26
        and... by Idless2007-11-29 07:36:31
        Unless you are wired weird. by aix tom2007-11-28 06:52:19
  If it doesn't make sense to most people by madjo2007-11-28 02:09:17
    It irritates me when people say things like how by sazzer2007-11-28 04:54:27
      But have they really made less money? by aix tom2007-11-28 05:09:38
        Does it matter anyway? by Skelwar2007-11-28 05:18:04
    economic hand waving by khendron2007-11-28 04:08:18
re: ataraxia by madjo2007-11-28 01:15:55
Some people have funny ways of argumenting by Spisefisken2007-11-28 01:07:48
  I must be misreading your chart by altordwm2007-11-28 06:37:14
    I just noticed the same thing. (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 06:39:40
  If I read the chart right, it said stay, not draw (n/t) by jimli2007-11-28 06:28:23
  Was this Baccarat? by voxwoman2007-11-28 04:47:56
    It's Blackjack (n/t) by vdp2007-11-28 08:57:12
  I'm pretty sure the odds are still in the house's by Arachnid2007-11-28 01:35:56
    The odds are in their favour by Spisefisken2007-11-28 01:39:32
  Hint: by ideur2007-11-28 01:25:17
    Not true by hyzenthlay2007-11-28 07:08:40
    I can get 20 years for that? by Spisefisken2007-11-28 01:28:42
      Some people consider that "cheating" by ideur2007-11-28 01:32:13
        OK; Sorry; correction by ideur2007-11-28 01:39:57
          You can count cards, can't use a device. by jayfarm2007-11-28 06:26:48
            Is there a market for surger there ? by SciSSorS2007-11-28 06:56:13
              People have used devices in the past by Sterling_Ag2007-11-28 07:09:56
              The difference by Arachnid2007-11-28 07:05:49
            So why not teach a robot to play? :) (n/t) by imperito2007-11-28 06:38:36
              Uhh, isn't a robot a device? (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 06:40:37
                Depends, in this case it is a player. (n/t) by Eroen2007-11-28 08:17:08
                  I guess they would kick the robot out. (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 08:50:54
                    the robot would have to be 21yrs old ;) (n/t) by datolli2007-11-28 23:49:19
OK, you geniuses.... (App suggestions) by Tyop2007-11-28 01:05:34
  Wireshark apparently has a U3 version. by Sharku2007-11-28 02:01:05
  Shots in the dark by Qcumber-some2007-11-28 01:12:20
    Thunderbird works standalone. by ErniePi2007-11-28 01:34:28
  Portable apps by Spisefisken2007-11-28 01:10:12
    Same here by Skelwar2007-11-28 04:26:05
      fireing up your "number 5" by SciSSorS2007-11-28 07:04:15
    wireshark is similar to or used to be Ethereal by madjo2007-11-28 01:20:17
      Basically rebranded by ttlogic2007-11-28 01:50:13
  check out this website by smiler_as2007-11-28 01:09:36
    that was already suggested :P (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 04:32:59
      the time stamp says i sugested it first! ;) (n/t) by smiler_as2007-11-28 05:00:22
        Damn, you are right. (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 05:09:43
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-11-28 01:00:02
Stolen fron another forum: by skippy-ish_guy2007-11-28 00:57:03
  Is speechless by voxwoman2007-11-28 04:56:43
    Car sound.. by karl-henrik2007-11-28 05:10:14
      There's a market, there's a "need" by SciSSorS2007-11-28 06:44:51
      Because... by DragonHawk2007-11-28 06:07:12
        Does no-one follow the wisdom of Cheech anymore? by kahuana2007-11-28 07:37:57
        It does! It makes them smaller. :) (n/t) by justncase2007-11-28 07:18:47
  There was some pretty good are there ... by ChuckAB2007-11-28 04:50:52
"olumbia nternet" by dodrian2007-11-28 00:56:28
  I assumed it was "Making (the) Net Work" (n/t) by splat_ed2007-11-28 05:31:04
    I thought so too at the first minute by chaotic2007-11-28 07:28:18
  I'd have guessed something with net work.. (n/t) by datolli2007-11-28 00:59:52
    Network's usually one word. by dodrian2007-11-28 01:06:58
  *high* net worth??? (n/t) by OsteSpiser2007-11-28 00:57:57
    That's my guess by hobbs2007-11-28 01:38:01
      I think we've seen the sign before by IByte2007-11-28 02:42:37
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-11-28 00:40:46
  *doesn't sidle in* by Nea2007-11-28 09:05:19
    *appears into a comfy chair* by afterburner2007-11-28 09:34:49
      Good evening to you. by Nea2007-11-28 09:41:45
        Of course it is by afterburner2007-11-28 09:48:04
          Heh. by Nea2007-11-28 10:03:28
            In some things it is good by afterburner2007-11-28 11:49:02
    *serves cuppa tea and breakfast pastry* by Treehugger2007-11-28 09:14:24
      Oooo.... pain o chocolat.... yummy. by Nea2007-11-28 09:36:17
    Oh my goodness! by Nea2007-11-28 09:09:46
  I canz haz caffeinz? by vampire2007-11-28 05:57:22
    *serves JBM* by Treehugger2007-11-28 05:58:36
      I somehow doubt the instructor and co-workers by vampire2007-11-28 06:14:56
  *sidles in stealthily* by wabbit652007-11-28 05:14:33
    A good attempt. Well done! by Treehugger2007-11-28 05:15:23
      *sips quietly* by wabbit652007-11-28 07:39:49
  Oooh, special coffee by y2kdragon2007-11-28 04:50:22
    Okay, okay, you can have a cup by Treehugger2007-11-28 04:54:56
      You didn't say... by y2kdragon2007-11-28 04:57:16
        True dat. by Treehugger2007-11-28 04:58:58
  *lets Larry in first as a decoy* by esbita2007-11-28 04:23:12
    Larry? *queries memory banks* by Treehugger2007-11-28 04:27:27
      Thanks by esbita2007-11-28 04:37:36
        *admires kitty* by Treehugger2007-11-28 04:47:18
      *makes cooing noises to kitty* by Don Alexander2007-11-28 04:31:29
    *makes big eyes* by Don Alexander2007-11-28 04:26:04
      *smiles* by esbita2007-11-28 05:02:35
  *is fascinated by the garden* by Don Alexander2007-11-28 04:20:46
    *quietly walks over to table and bows* by Treehugger2007-11-28 04:26:22
      *slightly inclines head to the waiter* by Don Alexander2007-11-28 04:30:01
        *walks back to the bar with measured tread and by Treehugger2007-11-28 04:36:39
          *nods* (sagely?) by Don Alexander2007-11-28 04:45:05
            Very Good Sir. by Treehugger2007-11-28 04:46:02
  *paradrops on Illiways roof* by mekkanik_mike2007-11-28 02:30:05
    Happy belated birthday to the lil one! by Treehugger2007-11-28 02:33:42
  *appears leaning at a wall inside Illiways* by afterburner2007-11-28 02:14:42
    Wow. You were sly. by Treehugger2007-11-28 02:23:30
      Had to try my best :) by afterburner2007-11-28 02:28:18
        W**k calls by afterburner2007-11-28 03:42:16
          Until we meet again stranger. by Treehugger2007-11-28 03:44:26
  *walks in and flops into chair* by Electric Storm2007-11-28 02:07:47
    *serves warm milk lightly flavoured with by Treehugger2007-11-28 02:12:41
      *shows puppy dog eye* by Electric Storm2007-11-28 02:20:43
        *serves plate of savoury snacks* by Treehugger2007-11-28 02:24:54
          TY *nibbles snacks* by Electric Storm2007-11-28 02:33:49
        s/eye/eyes (n/t) by Electric Storm2007-11-28 02:23:31
  *leaps up and grasps the edge of the roof* by Dagna2007-11-28 01:50:19
    Wow! *is impressed* by Treehugger2007-11-28 01:59:52
      *bows to the barkeep* by Dagna2007-11-28 02:35:19
        *bows in return* by Treehugger2007-11-28 03:07:14
          *keeps facing the barkeep as a sign of respect* by Dagna2007-11-28 03:21:39
            *keeps an eye on customer whilst maintaining bow* by Treehugger2007-11-28 03:26:58
              *smiles reassuringly at barkeep* by Dagna2007-11-28 03:36:24
                *invites customer to sit* by Treehugger2007-11-28 03:43:40
                  *settles down* by Dagna2007-11-28 04:41:36
                    I am still such a noob !!! by Treehugger2007-11-28 04:45:19
                      I get annoyed by people who take it too seriously! by Dagna2007-11-28 05:11:11
                        heeee... by Treehugger2007-11-28 05:14:45
                          *reminiscent smile* by Dagna2007-11-28 05:25:20
                            My mate went to the new altar by Treehugger2007-11-28 05:55:43
                              Pretty :-) by Dagna2007-11-28 06:10:56
                                It was lovely... I want to do that bit again by Treehugger2007-11-28 06:24:48
                                Congrats! :-) (n/t) by Dagna2007-11-28 06:35:55
                                So, what can you slay now? by Dagna2007-11-28 06:35:28
                                I haven't even got a master by Treehugger2007-11-28 06:39:59
                                Yay! Go you! by Dagna2007-11-28 06:58:29
  sidle in? by Klymer2007-11-28 01:13:04
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-11-28 01:14:02
      well, we usually leave school at about 18 or 19 by Klymer2007-11-28 04:46:40
  *sidles in surrepticiously* by syren2007-11-28 00:52:55
    *hugs discreetly* by Treehugger2007-11-28 00:56:59
      *smiles happily* by syren2007-11-28 01:04:56
        Morning pet! by Treehugger2007-11-28 01:08:49
          Percolator you say? Hmm.. (n/t) by Deverant2007-11-28 02:45:07
            Hmm? (n/t) by Treehugger2007-11-28 03:07:33
              Heh.. just wondering what kinda coffee you drink.. by Deverant2007-11-28 03:19:50
                One works with what one has... by Treehugger2007-11-28 03:23:55
                  Ahh, yes, my mistake.. by Deverant2007-11-28 03:27:50
                    oh I see. by Treehugger2007-11-28 03:34:58
                      {{treehugger}} by Deverant2007-11-28 03:37:36
                        *serves large glass of pitr cola* by Treehugger2007-11-28 03:41:55
                          Something with bacon and eggs in it. :) by Deverant2007-11-28 03:45:02
                            *serves bacon and egg sandwich* by Treehugger2007-11-28 03:47:43
          oooh that was nearly a very unhappy quad then? by syren2007-11-28 01:11:19
            If there had been no water... by Treehugger2007-11-28 01:13:10
              With inverted commas... by syren2007-11-28 01:18:01
                we have coffee now, so no worries if it does by Treehugger2007-11-28 01:20:29
                  Well so far my porrige has exploded by syren2007-11-28 02:18:47
                    Did it burn you? by Treehugger2007-11-28 02:20:23
                      Explodey and then solid in the microwave. by syren2007-11-28 02:22:49
                        ouch. Evil breakfast. by Treehugger2007-11-28 02:26:24
  Good morning by vectorz2007-11-28 00:49:58
    eeeeek! by Treehugger2007-11-28 00:57:48
      Arabian coffee please by vectorz2007-11-28 01:02:30
        *serves arabian coffee* by Treehugger2007-11-28 01:07:32
          *drinks arabian assassins coffee* by vectorz2007-11-28 02:17:59
            accountants and stuff midweek by Treehugger2007-11-28 02:19:10
              "I might be a lactobacillus... by vectorz2007-11-28 02:26:07
                heeee! microbiologist joke. by Treehugger2007-11-28 02:27:04
                  Geek Cred by y2kdragon2007-11-28 04:51:42
                    *poiks* by Treehugger2007-11-28 04:54:12
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-11-28 00:40:00
  I read it is an older model trans-view... by raptillicus2007-11-28 10:18:55
    Trick Question by Hieraco2007-11-28 10:38:58
Ooh! A knife! (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-11-28 00:25:44
  Can he run faster now? (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 05:12:13
Aren't you kinda big for a Jawa ? by aix tom2007-11-28 00:25:22
  Is it bad that I recognised the game by syren2007-11-28 00:33:29
    No, but... by y2kdragon2007-11-28 04:48:34
      I got it from the first panel, too! (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 05:08:07
Translations by Nea2007-11-28 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch (n/t) by rikthoff2007-12-02 01:30:03
    by rikthoff by rikthoff2007-12-02 01:35:46
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2007-11-28 00:07:35
    von c3po by c3po2007-11-28 00:13:51
      Der Schwur des Attentäters by vertigo-12007-11-28 00:23:41
        wie wärs mit "Kredo" ? ;) (n/t) by datolli2007-11-28 00:54:46
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-11-28 00:00:24
  I moved! (n/t) by imrambi2007-11-28 05:53:28
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-11-28 00:00:04
  My medication. (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-28 12:19:25
  14-in-1 card reader. mouse and trackball by Hieraco2007-11-28 10:33:42
  A quartz crystal. (n/t) by tompaine2007-11-28 08:35:55
  An HP DL320 acting as a "sunshade" for my monitor. by kahuana2007-11-28 07:18:13
  A cupholder by shadowboy8132007-11-28 06:51:48
  Other than the normal... by kc5sdy2007-11-28 06:49:15
  A towel by todAnthony2007-11-28 06:44:13
    Now there's a hoopy frood who really knows by whybird2007-11-28 10:05:07
  USB Can Cooler (n/t) by Spud312007-11-28 06:19:23
  A VCR (n/t) by abb3w2007-11-28 06:05:54
  Ubuntu stickers. (n/t) by Apo2007-11-28 05:47:04
  a gargoyle and 4 Tuxes complete with red hats by morenna2007-11-28 05:27:46
  A tiny devil duck by voxwoman2007-11-28 05:10:18
  I have a Dish Network satellite dish by RoraJoey2007-11-28 04:58:32
  None by y2kdragon2007-11-28 04:47:21
  Many CDs and DVDs stacked on some batteries by Skelwar2007-11-28 04:19:25
  Holiday Bun-Bun. (n/t) by Tourne2007-11-28 02:55:51
  A digitizer/tablet by Idless2007-11-28 01:50:40
  my floppydisk stand by littlesmith2007-11-28 00:49:35
    and of course by littlesmith2007-11-28 00:51:04
  rat & scorpion by acl682007-11-28 00:48:15
  USB Mug warmer.. by EnzoMatrix2007-11-28 00:32:59
  Currently standing on the base of my monitor: by divide by zero2007-11-28 00:20:42
  A penguin with a ball, and a rônin figure by Tirs2007-11-28 00:18:35
  A cow with glasses by cptspith2007-11-28 00:13:27
  A barcode scanner (n/t) by Tyop2007-11-28 00:12:06
    Why? (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 04:19:59
      I have an item ID number in bar code. by Tyop2007-11-28 06:35:55
        Sounds reasonable. (n/t) by Skelwar2007-11-28 06:41:29
  other computers for it to play with (n/t) by RunNeoRun2007-11-28 00:11:43
  A USB mouse by Spisefisken2007-11-28 00:11:22
  A monitor by secris2007-11-28 00:05:54
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-11-28 00:00:03
  OJSimpsondiagnosedhaughtyelvesinalightwinesauce by ideur2007-11-28 00:01:24
  OJSimpsondiagnosedhaughtyelvesinalightwinesauce by sgrunt2007-11-28 00:00:40

 

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