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There are no stupid questions by dennismv2007-11-05 18:21:59
*hate* by Phoon2007-11-04 23:26:09
  Phoon... look back at that post you made a couple by ag__wyvern2007-11-04 23:32:57
    The question is, what's important in life? by Phoon2007-11-04 23:38:22
Nip and Tuck ...... by Klaranth2007-11-04 23:11:50
so DST stoppes today? by Tobias_e2007-11-04 23:04:11
  Yeah we set clocks back last night (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-11-04 23:06:43
Long, tiring weekend. by Peace_man2007-11-04 22:12:41
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-11-04 21:00:03
  Looks like to me by AlanWife2007-11-04 21:10:59
    You've already had a "stiff one" three times today by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:12:54
      Yeah, so the last time I by AlanWife2007-11-04 21:14:40
        You've already reached your limit for the day. by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:15:41
          There is no maximum by AlanWife2007-11-04 21:16:22
            erm .. its not Friday guys >:> (n/t) by LilDragon2007-11-04 22:59:30
poor kidlet.. ex girlfriend just sent him a song by Garrinka2007-11-04 20:46:26
  {{{Garrinka}}}{{{{kidlet}}} by Electric Storm2007-11-05 00:25:31
  Maybe he should send her a list too. by Phoon2007-11-04 23:20:37
    Don't forget J. Geiles Band by Hieraco2007-11-04 23:51:03
      Maybe I should stop listening to Papa Roach. by Phoon2007-11-04 23:53:20
    Grah. Dammit. by Phoon2007-11-04 23:23:20
  Just be there for him - good plan. by Hieraco2007-11-04 22:57:17
    If he were seven years older... by Phoon2007-11-04 23:28:27
  {{{Gyro}} (n/t) by Silverfire2007-11-04 21:29:50
  Yup - wimmins is QWAAAAAAAAAAAAZEY. by themadkansan2007-11-04 20:57:08
    "Life's a b5 then you marry one." (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-04 23:42:08
    Hmmm. 'Scuse me... by AlanWife2007-11-04 20:59:35
      Help Help come see the violence inherent in the sy by themadkansan2007-11-04 21:10:42
        Help! Help! I'm being repressed! (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:11:33
          nit nit nit pick pick pick. by themadkansan2007-11-04 21:14:08
            Treading on thin ice my friend... (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-04 21:23:09
              Been years since I saw the movie. by themadkansan2007-11-04 21:28:15
                I noticed ... :) by Klaranth2007-11-04 22:30:13
      In your case? by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:01:19
        That's one too many by AlanWife2007-11-04 21:02:48
          Like I said. by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:03:24
    and *what* are you implying hmmm? ;) by Garrinka2007-11-04 20:59:12
      That's certainly debatable. by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:00:54
        You had better by AlanWife2007-11-04 21:01:51
          Pffft. by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:02:12
            Heh. I don't think you'd include me in that list. by Silverfire2007-11-04 21:29:31
            I'm thinking you need by AlanWife2007-11-04 21:03:45
              For that, I recommend shock treatment. (n/t) by hadji2007-11-04 21:04:44
                I do admit, though. by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:05:38
                  meh, nothing a paper bag wont fix. by Klaranth2007-11-04 22:41:14
            They don't has ta be. by hadji2007-11-04 21:03:26
              Voodoo schmoodoo by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:04:34
                What's that I see on your finger? by hadji2007-11-04 21:05:47
                  I wouldn't call that "voodoo" by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:07:26
                    Ancient, ritualistic magic. (n/t) by hadji2007-11-04 21:12:23
                      So you're saying I've been charmed? by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:13:46
                        Would you deny it? by hadji2007-11-04 21:16:51
                          Touché. by AlanTwo2007-11-04 21:18:02
  {{{Gyro}}} by AlanTwo2007-11-04 20:53:02
    Plenty more fish in the sea, perspective? by Klaranth2007-11-04 22:25:51
    thanks hon .. but right now he won't even by Garrinka2007-11-04 20:56:08
      Gotcha. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-11-04 20:56:55
Bear vs. Balls of steel by Kickstart2007-11-04 20:46:23
  Looks a bit like one of my ex's.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 22:57:22
    What to do in a bear encounter by ag__wyvern2007-11-04 23:20:02
      Or move to the next Zoo area.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 23:56:52
      Bear / cougar encounters by ag__wyvern2007-11-04 23:22:28
Hmm, UF ads keep killing firefox... by amp_man2007-11-04 20:39:27
  Definitely Tin Man by amp_man2007-11-04 20:46:11
    I had similar issues with the Driving.com ones by Myke2007-11-04 21:27:35
      I wouldve thought you not to have ads in here :) by Klaranth2007-11-04 23:09:06
    Tried reinstalling the apps? by Qcumber-some2007-11-04 20:53:32
Am I being too harsh? by talon07202007-11-04 20:35:45
  Are these joint accounts? by Hieraco2007-11-04 22:53:03
  Wowowow please come down by Qcumber-some2007-11-04 20:49:57
  Too harsh? Maybe. by firehawk2007-11-04 20:46:12
    And what amp_man said. (n/t) by firehawk2007-11-04 20:46:36
  Yes. by amp_man2007-11-04 20:43:22
SotM: Syrian - "Space Overdrive" by AlanTwo2007-11-04 20:11:17
  SOT-murfle-meh-M by Phoon2007-11-04 20:24:49
The last time I had sex we still had Deutsche Mark by Qcumber-some2007-11-04 19:40:15
  "I haven't had a decent bowel movement since the by shminux2007-11-04 19:55:39
    "This too shall come to pass" by Hieraco2007-11-04 22:43:18
    NotFridayNotFridayNotFriday by AlanTwo2007-11-04 19:57:04
Goodnight folks. by HaX80r2007-11-04 19:32:59
I should read the time before I shower by thetree2007-11-04 18:28:29
  Hot water arrives at specific times? (n/t) by veran2007-11-04 18:40:31
    Probably lives in a building with shared plumbing by oot2007-11-04 18:50:41
      Never had that problem. by veran2007-11-04 18:52:10
        :-) by oot2007-11-04 18:55:06
      Same in the locker room in my school (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-04 18:51:50
*sigh* by sgrunt2007-11-04 17:27:45
  But now you don't have to stay up late to check by raptor_872007-11-04 20:53:17
  Carpe Noctem (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-04 18:52:21
  Yep by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 17:36:06
    *sends a cargo ship of antidepressents to Iceland* (n/t) by esbita2007-11-04 18:03:57
      Don't forget the garlic. by toysbfun2007-11-04 18:19:01
        That's Alaska :P by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:32:48
          What, they don't have vampires in Iceland? :) by toysbfun2007-11-04 18:38:33
            No snakes over here by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:42:02
              They bite. (n/t) by veran2007-11-04 18:43:41
            not enough wood for stakes ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-11-04 18:38:58
              The stakes are high! by veran2007-11-04 18:42:55
                *blares "Kung-fu Fighting"* by AlanTwo2007-11-04 20:31:02
      Thanks by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:12:32
        Believe me I can sympathize. (n/t) by esbita2007-11-04 18:25:19
        That stinks. Hang in there. by lab rat2007-11-04 18:19:29
          I'm contemplating it by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:30:44
            Assuming they work equally well, by toysbfun2007-11-04 18:35:19
              Yeah, I know by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:38:58
                And lamps are re-usable. SAD is not much of a by lab rat2007-11-04 18:49:21
                  Why do you think by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:50:50
                    Don't forget I'm in Northwest Florida by lab rat2007-11-04 18:56:44
                      You suggesting I come visit? by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:58:27
                        Sure. I am about 3 hours east of New Orleans. (n/t by lab rat2007-11-04 19:05:46
                I'm getting a bit of that at work. by Phoon2007-11-04 18:45:40
                  Yep by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:48:31
                    Too much light stings. I sort of like it dark. by veran2007-11-04 18:51:09
                      Tell me about it by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:53:05
                        I have a cousin who only goes out at night. by veran2007-11-04 18:55:12
                Good luck with that. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-04 18:43:10
          Vodka might. by veran2007-11-04 18:23:13
            Thanks but no thanks. by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:31:45
              Vodka, then backrub. by veran2007-11-04 18:38:32
                Neither by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:43:19
                  Don't know s4 about massages. by veran2007-11-04 18:44:31
                    Too bad by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:46:18
                      Bass players. by esbita2007-11-04 18:49:52
                        Sounds painful by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:52:04
                      What about a man who may not be good *yet*, by Phoon2007-11-04 18:47:09
                        Sorry by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:49:36
                          You need painkillers. Or vodka. by veran2007-11-04 18:53:40
                            mmmmm... by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 18:56:08
                              Look: by veran2007-11-04 19:02:29
                                But I have no use for it by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 19:05:01
                                The nasty things the day after by veran2007-11-04 19:11:40
                                Bleh by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 19:18:03
            With antidepressants? Bad combo. by esbita2007-11-04 18:24:49
              Vodka is an anti-depressant. by veran2007-11-04 18:25:30
      *boards the ship, cutlass drawn* (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-04 18:05:09
  It was already dark by 6 ;-) by kyrasantae2007-11-04 17:35:50
    I don't know when it got dark. by veran2007-11-04 18:39:55
BOOM! by radiowave9112007-11-04 17:14:11
Thank you for gifting me with names... by LthrOttr2007-11-04 17:02:52
  Thought about any skullduggery or open revolt yet? by themadkansan2007-11-04 17:09:51
    Skullduggery and open revolt sound good about now. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-04 17:13:02
Repost from last night. by Silverfire2007-11-04 16:40:40
Pakistan declares martial law. by nix2007-11-04 16:37:09
  "Teh Terrerists!" by kahuana2007-11-04 17:08:29
    Cheney, more like. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 17:10:54
      Cheney strikes me as more of a titterer. by kahuana2007-11-04 18:58:49
        Heh. Has you fooled, he does. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 20:53:23
  Mussaraf likes to stay in power by veran2007-11-04 17:02:47
Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble. by themadkansan2007-11-04 16:20:36
  GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! by themadkansan2007-11-04 18:22:32
  All hardware issues are because of interfacing, by ihope1272007-11-04 16:32:56
    I have no clue. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 16:34:35
OK did you see that MT Dew Comercial by joecrouse2007-11-04 16:12:05
I am Alexia, Protector of Man! by ihope1272007-11-04 15:49:14
  if you can name your girl "Virgin" without getting by Qcumber-some2007-11-04 20:12:08
  Wow. It just happens to be on "Bad Baby Names 1": by ihope1272007-11-04 16:28:30
  (Steps up beside her) I'm her brother... by shadowsystems2007-11-04 16:01:52
You mom by jiteo2007-11-04 15:44:15
  What does the "MOM" stand for? Memory-only memory? (n/t) by ihope1272007-11-04 16:02:35
    Microsoft Operations Manager? by bwkaz2007-11-04 18:46:29
    Mainly Obselete Memory ? (n/t) by Ex0h2007-11-04 16:13:45
      grr Obsolete. (n/t) by Ex0h2007-11-04 16:14:54
    Modify Only Memory? by kahuana2007-11-04 16:09:44
New shiny! by SoylentGreen2007-11-04 15:43:04
  how much did you pay? (n/t) by woodburn2007-11-04 15:45:47
    Roughtly $700.00 (n/t) by SoylentGreen2007-11-04 15:48:07
Colts are up 20 to 10 in the 4th. :-) (n/t) by woodburn2007-11-04 15:41:28
  W000000000000000000000000000000T!!!!!!!!!!! by the_diggity2007-11-04 19:20:51
  24-20 NE, 2:34 left... (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 16:13:11
    Final. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 16:22:25
(Sits looking at his mail box, waiting sadly...) by shadowsystems2007-11-04 15:30:27
  The <strike>cake is</strike> cookies are a lie. (n (n/t) by chanceslost2007-11-04 17:51:25
    The Enrichment Center is required to remind you... (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-04 17:52:43
  explanation is on its way hon.. sorry :( by Garrinka2007-11-04 16:04:25
    (Grins) Read & replied... by shadowsystems2007-11-04 16:22:55
      Mind, meet gutter. by themadkansan2007-11-04 16:27:34
        Met? (Snickers) I visit it once a year... by shadowsystems2007-11-04 16:37:10
          Isn't that burrow?? (n/t) by Silverfire2007-11-04 17:23:14
            Burrow, Borrow, either way I'll be hitting new by shadowsystems2007-11-04 18:11:12
              :-) (n/t) by Silverfire2007-11-04 20:26:14
  {{{shadowsystems}}} by morenna2007-11-04 15:51:14
    (Smiles and waits mptntly...) by shadowsystems2007-11-04 15:56:29
      You're definitely welcome. :o) (n/t) by morenna2007-11-04 16:16:31
  Shadow?? Its Sunday No Federal mail nor Fex ex by joecrouse2007-11-04 15:33:56
    I know... =( by shadowsystems2007-11-04 15:44:22
      and boring sunday afternoons are 3 days long :-( (n/t) by morenna2007-11-04 16:42:48
Boomies? (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-04 15:20:03
  Taking a break after last night. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 16:21:35
  Tonight is my last night of late schedules! by Carthax2007-11-04 16:06:28
  Zzzzzzzzzzsnort zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by Klaranth2007-11-04 15:20:52
    (Runs over Klar with the Team truck... by shadowsystems2007-11-04 15:24:12
      OK, I'm joining the game. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-04 15:29:27
        Have fun. by shadowsystems2007-11-04 15:39:24
          Well, from what I recall... by arktus2007-11-04 15:55:25
            That may be ok between veteran players, by shadowsystems2007-11-04 15:59:36
              Can we do a retry sometime? by Klaranth2007-11-04 23:20:24
Attn: Silverfire :) by Garrinka2007-11-04 15:16:42
  rgr that Dragon leader. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-11-04 16:10:37
Anyone interested in old issues of by Klaranth2007-11-04 15:15:34
Opinion Poll: by themadkansan2007-11-04 15:07:31
  CD-Rs (n/t) by raptor_872007-11-04 20:56:21
  I'd go with FM. But siriusly, by toysbfun2007-11-04 15:15:47
    The merger is almost a done deal at this point. by Nea2007-11-04 16:23:40
      Meh. Sod 'em both then. by themadkansan2007-11-04 16:26:12
  Depends on what you're looking for. by hadji2007-11-04 15:11:04
    definitely. Walmart has pamplets... by amp_man2007-11-04 15:13:50
Free batch conversion of audio files by Egaeus2007-11-04 14:46:53
  Tried FUSE ntfs-3g? (to access your NTFS) by intrinsic2007-11-04 19:14:48
  Google sez... by themadkansan2007-11-04 14:51:43
    Hey, that actually works by Egaeus2007-11-04 16:01:27
      yup. by themadkansan2007-11-04 16:15:27
Ubuntu newb question by Klaranth2007-11-04 14:42:47
  System -> Shut Down ought to suffice. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-11-04 15:28:10
  How old is it? If it supports ACPI by ttlogic2007-11-04 15:01:34
    Ubuntu 5.10 on a 7yo notebook, by Klaranth2007-11-04 15:04:56
      Hmm. Did you actually try the power button? by ttlogic2007-11-04 15:13:08
        the power button shuts down the notebook, by Klaranth2007-11-04 15:17:20
          err.. (n/t) by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:20:32
            ? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-11-04 15:21:47
              Just wondering how I missed the clear sense.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:26:21
                I think he wants a *clean* shutdown of the OS by ttlogic2007-11-04 15:29:00
                  yes. Old system, dicky ticker, and I by Klaranth2007-11-04 23:23:02
                I read as: by sgrunt2007-11-04 15:27:14
                  Ah.. Then forgive me Klaranth.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:30:03
                    amput8 :) by Klaranth2007-11-04 23:21:58
  I'm rusty but... by Ex0h2007-11-04 14:53:38
    Gnome ... how do I bring up the console? by Klaranth2007-11-04 14:59:53
      aplications>accessories. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-11-04 15:00:42
        Or by pressing F2.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:11:56
          i can understand vmware ideas ... :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-11-04 15:13:41
  system->quit->shutdown by amp_man2007-11-04 14:44:06
    how do I get a command line? by Klaranth2007-11-04 14:52:49
      Should be one of the menus at the top by amp_man2007-11-04 15:07:50
        oops, on 5.10 it might be under Places... by amp_man2007-11-04 15:08:38
          last comment, I swear! by amp_man2007-11-04 15:10:00
            i finally got an ubuntu version working, and I by Klaranth2007-11-04 15:12:32
              Meh The update is easy as heck. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-11-04 15:29:48
Dilemma of the neighbors.... by amp_man2007-11-04 14:36:12
  Wow...they've...stopped? by amp_man2007-11-04 15:12:31
    time to call the cops : by Klaranth2007-11-04 15:18:45
  If they have an outdoor electrical outlet by lab rat2007-11-04 14:59:07
    A guy in highschool used to do that with diodes. by kahuana2007-11-04 16:14:33
      Certain individuals in my class did by radiowave9112007-11-04 17:41:19
        Hey now. I'm no "civillian" WRT electricity :-) by kahuana2007-11-04 18:53:34
  Water Balloons? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-11-04 14:54:44
  Get an elliptical reflector dish by nix2007-11-04 14:45:31
    *sigh* no gf, but I do have an old satellite dish by amp_man2007-11-04 14:46:58
  1, then after those ten mins 2 by Klaranth2007-11-04 14:41:22
    Yeah, sorta what I was thinking by amp_man2007-11-04 14:45:19
  Call the police. by themadkansan2007-11-04 14:37:31
  Stab them in the neck with a number 2 pencil by joecrouse2007-11-04 14:37:17
    Is the moving house obligatory ? by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:09:08
      Its the most common kind of pencil by joecrouse2007-11-04 15:32:20
        Quite a lot, it seems. by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:39:38
          Naw I put just enough time into this by joecrouse2007-11-04 15:43:14
            it's easy to get thinking when hadji gets going by amp_man2007-11-04 15:44:50
Little Waggies twisted her knee!! by lab rat2007-11-04 14:33:29
  RETIQLUM2 ........ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Klaranth2007-11-04 14:35:35
    Naahhh, I've stopped blaming him. by lab rat2007-11-04 14:37:15
      I havent :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-11-04 14:40:23
      Yes! Blame Canada! (n/t) by amp_man2007-11-04 14:38:02
        Id Link to the lyrics but I cant censor them by joecrouse2007-11-04 14:41:13
          how about this ? by Klaranth2007-11-04 14:49:28
          same here, but I bet it's on youtube (n/t) by amp_man2007-11-04 14:43:15
            Suckers bet. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-11-04 14:51:44
  You're dangerous :-) by ag__wyvern2007-11-04 14:34:20
    Possibly. Ya wanna come over and find out? (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-04 14:35:30
      Since two bad things cant happen in Florida by Klaranth2007-11-04 14:51:32
        Someone's gotta do it. Since I've been here by lab rat2007-11-04 14:56:05
Bush,Clinton,Clinton,Bush,Bush,Clinton ? by cokish2007-11-04 14:32:43
  sounds like the beginning of a song by voxwoman2007-11-04 17:29:14
    Duck-duck-goose, media style! by Phoon2007-11-04 17:45:13
  I thought this was a Friday post. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-04 16:24:39
  seems like a regexp (n/t) by joresgump2007-11-04 16:07:15
  from an outsiders perspective by roadhog2007-11-04 16:02:01
    Get the reformers money and we'll get right on it. by themadkansan2007-11-04 16:24:40
      admittedly it's a tough thing to do by roadhog2007-11-04 20:30:58
        At this rate, it's never going to. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 20:55:06
  There's just two letters interchanged between by ttlogic2007-11-04 14:59:17
Aaaauguuuuuch...... by Jeff_UK2007-11-04 14:31:39
  Stick to coffee ? (n/t) by Ex0h2007-11-04 14:42:42
    /me unchains the java by Jeff_UK2007-11-04 14:46:56
  Still has crud in it from the factory, most likely by themadkansan2007-11-04 14:36:32
I think I'm going to be sick by SnArL2007-11-04 14:20:24
anyone know of a good soldering tutorial online? ( (n/t) by joecrouse2007-11-04 13:52:07
  Most folk learn from.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 14:39:27
    Trying to avoid the firefighters by joecrouse2007-11-04 14:50:02
      Wait! Stop! by Eroen2007-11-04 17:41:52
      Experiment to find out ? by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:01:38
        I did it I just looked like crap by joecrouse2007-11-04 15:36:27
          A few soldering tips (no pun intended) by radiowave9112007-11-04 15:49:38
            Heating joints not cool when soldering gadgets.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:58:41
              Using an appropriate iron it works just fine by radiowave9112007-11-04 16:10:56
                Yeah.. Heat sensitive components don't mind... by Ex0h2007-11-04 16:25:03
                  Heating the component is different by radiowave9112007-11-04 17:08:02
          Not always true.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:47:03
Cheysuli i'halla shansu.. by Garrinka2007-11-04 13:12:19
  If you go as Del I'm going to have to by Silverfire2007-11-04 17:31:57
    Now *that* would be a man I wouldn't mind... by Garrinka2007-11-04 20:01:58
Attn: sgrunt by DrDeisel2007-11-04 12:41:18
  Thank you both! I owe you each a cookie. (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-11-04 13:41:40
  An easy solution by Hieraco2007-11-04 13:10:49
  IIRC, what I did was by sgrunt2007-11-04 13:04:30
Thanks for everything Illiad by whoami2007-11-04 12:30:43
  Hey. What's with the past tense? by run.dll2007-11-04 19:14:35
The dialogue never gets old :-) by ag__wyvern2007-11-04 12:27:31
  Oh so it's you fault then. by roadhog2007-11-04 14:03:16
    No, only the Neilsen families count for anything. (n/t) by Arachnid2007-11-04 14:20:02
    Nope, not my fault. by ag__wyvern2007-11-04 14:05:58
  "I am, however, wearing full body armour. by nix2007-11-04 12:34:47
    Nothing here is what it seems. by mckenzie2007-11-04 12:56:48
    It's possible you're not remembering the Captain's by williamashbless2007-11-04 12:51:30
SotM: Old Love - Eric Clapton by Garrinka2007-11-04 12:25:41
  look up Promises by Clapton (n/t) by joecrouse2007-11-04 14:26:51
Interception!!! TD!!!1!1 McKenzie Rocks! (n/t) by lab rat2007-11-04 12:13:59
ATTN: Phoon.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 11:57:03
  Only partially in jest. by Phoon2007-11-04 19:15:14
    Elbows.. they're the umm.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 22:41:37
What to do if you've reached perfectness? by Bertram2007-11-04 11:29:41
  There won't be any evolution by Bedda2007-11-04 18:01:52
  Curse the helicopter.. by Ex0h2007-11-04 15:17:58
  They'll develop nuclear weapons by ttlogic2007-11-04 13:26:27
  They would multiply until they consume everything. by kahuana2007-11-04 13:12:24
  Evolution - Korn by Garrinka2007-11-04 12:19:54
  Multiply. And sleep. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-04 11:34:17
    That's it? That's boring. by Bertram2007-11-04 11:42:26
      They lack the brain power. by toysbfun2007-11-04 11:52:20
        Yeah, but what if survival is perfectly secured? by Bertram2007-11-04 11:55:47
          Why would they? by Saru2007-11-04 14:48:01
          Evolution is like a diamond. by toysbfun2007-11-04 12:02:35
            But eventually...? Given enough (endless) time? (n/t) by Bertram2007-11-04 12:11:53
              Given endless space/time and infinite resources, by toysbfun2007-11-04 12:24:35
                Sure, given infinite space and time by Arachnid2007-11-04 12:31:35
              Evolution requires selection pressure. by Arachnid2007-11-04 12:16:33
                Not quite... by Didactylos2007-11-04 12:21:08
                  Hmm... by sgrunt2007-11-04 12:23:34
                    That's what happens in the real world, anyway. (n/ (n/t) by Arachnid2007-11-04 12:27:19
                    The endless supplies part of the hypothetical? (n/ (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-04 12:25:43
          If you're willing to wait a few million years by Talchas2007-11-04 12:00:02
            I was thinking about exactly that. by Bertram2007-11-04 12:03:41
              Short Subject Length Rant. by Didactylos2007-11-04 12:06:11
                Ah. Thanks! (n/t) by Bertram2007-11-04 12:09:45
      echo "^H at all?" >> previousmessage (n/t) by Bertram2007-11-04 11:43:17
Uficle: opinions please - gOS by leistico2007-11-04 11:14:11
  Reminds me of the rumored Google Cube. by toysbfun2007-11-04 11:46:37
    The Enrichment Center reminds you that the gCube by Phoon2007-11-04 19:26:08
  Much as I like enlightenment's uniqueness, by hoth2007-11-04 11:40:10
Whine. Whine. Whine. by Bastetsmuse2007-11-04 11:06:42
  If memory serves... by Phoon2007-11-04 15:59:29
  I know how ya feel. by lab rat2007-11-04 11:50:56
  What endocrine disorder? by DCTalk2007-11-04 11:30:35
  {{{Bastetsmuse}}} (n/t) by Bertram2007-11-04 11:21:02
  The solution may be: vine vine vine. (n/t) by veran2007-11-04 11:16:33
  Go for the sleep surgery? by vetitice2007-11-04 11:14:01
"Why It Was a Good Idea to Attack Iraq" by shminux2007-11-04 10:59:15
  I had a similar idea for the board: by Jeff_UK2007-11-04 11:58:38
  I already do that. by krikkert2007-11-04 11:46:00
    Me too. by jdelphiki2007-11-04 15:37:50
    I actually thought to include a caveat by shminux2007-11-04 12:34:02
      I completely agree. by krikkert2007-11-04 12:37:26
  Works for me. by toysbfun2007-11-04 11:39:55
  meh/cool by Illiad2007-11-04 11:33:45
    \o/ (n/t) by shminux2007-11-04 12:32:45
  Three thumbs up by the_diggity2007-11-04 11:01:37
    no not me sorry ... by Garrinka2007-11-04 11:05:57
      I think you got it backwards. The whole point is by shminux2007-11-04 11:08:54
        my apologies.. didn't read it that way.. by Garrinka2007-11-04 11:13:09
Random bit of philosophy by oot2007-11-04 10:55:17
  If life sucks, by RoraJoey2007-11-04 16:05:17
  The Life sucks get over it mentality by joecrouse2007-11-04 14:35:25
    Things can also get better by oot2007-11-04 16:27:14
  I partially disagree. by krikkert2007-11-04 12:40:15
    But almost anything can be changed by oot2007-11-04 16:28:42
  Not easy to change SOME things, oot. by Bastetsmuse2007-11-04 11:07:45
  I have never understood the compulsion for anyone by romandas2007-11-04 11:02:06
    Better the wolf you know... (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 14:39:00
    Better the intolerableness you know by subbywan2007-11-04 11:58:47
      Additional thought: If you're experiencing.. by romandas2007-11-04 12:20:17
        The "no True Scotsman" argument, eh? by krikkert2007-11-04 12:52:41
      It has rarely been my experience that change.. by romandas2007-11-04 12:16:24
        Agreed. But the fear that it might be worse by subbywan2007-11-04 13:13:32
My word-processor is stuck in Greek! by veran2007-11-04 10:40:55
  You're system has obviously been by hadji2007-11-04 15:53:58
    You mean? by veran2007-11-04 17:04:34
  *How* have you tried to change it back? by ag__wyvern2007-11-04 10:51:19
    Lets see: by veran2007-11-04 10:59:34
  If you can't get it to change the normal way by romandas2007-11-04 10:44:35
    Fixed it. by veran2007-11-04 10:52:03
      Two Words by Hieraco2007-11-04 12:52:24
        Three words: Not my PC (n/t) by veran2007-11-04 17:03:39
          Four words: Pudding purple rhinoplasty zootrope. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 17:30:12
            Five words: WTFPB? (n/t) by Phoon2007-11-04 17:53:49
How does OpenSocial benefit Google? by toysbfun2007-11-04 10:21:24
  is it API or AdPI? :) (n/t) by shminux2007-11-04 10:25:06
  Everyone ends up with all their by whoami2007-11-04 10:24:57
    That sounds...what's the word...oh yeah, *evil* (n (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-04 10:35:44
I am starting a new job this week. by woodburn2007-11-04 10:01:31
  Okay..... by Bastetsmuse2007-11-04 10:23:25
    Yes I am. (n/t) by woodburn2007-11-04 10:50:59
NFL Week 9 Thread by woodburn2007-11-04 09:59:35
  Just watched Vikings wipe the floor with Chargers by ixeian2007-11-04 14:11:25
  Colts over Pats, 14 to 7 (n/t) by ag__wyvern2007-11-04 10:52:28
    Nay! by the_diggity2007-11-04 10:53:45
  Pats 37, Colts 28 by Dire_Lobo2007-11-04 10:40:34
  Jets just scored a opening kick off return for a by woodburn2007-11-04 10:06:08
  let them both fry :P by Garrinka2007-11-04 10:04:09
    That was what I was hoping for when NE played DAL. by woodburn2007-11-04 10:10:28
      I need a team transplant stat :P by Garrinka2007-11-04 10:14:50
        No, you can't have Dwayne Bowe. by AlanTwo2007-11-04 10:26:31
          umm who? ;) by Garrinka2007-11-04 10:30:10
            Let's see. by AlanTwo2007-11-04 10:34:35
              Lalalalalala can't hear you ;) by Garrinka2007-11-04 10:37:45
                It just has the only two undefeated teams. by themadkansan2007-11-04 14:00:01
Yay, Took me a while, but .... by klaranth2007-11-04 09:56:54
  I has a LOLcat... by lex_icon2007-11-04 10:15:04
    The black on the belly looks like a jet by Hieraco2007-11-04 10:34:54
  *attempts a high-5 with the geek* by SQLRat2007-11-04 09:59:53
    considering this is just a hobby, by klaranth2007-11-04 10:05:20
A techno dilbertus moment by SQLRat2007-11-04 09:52:05
  Easy... by Jeff_UK2007-11-04 14:03:38
  Clearly someone did a poor job analyzing by shminux2007-11-04 10:01:40
    Perhaps, by Tyop2007-11-04 10:23:16
    Definitely not a requirements shortfall by SQLRat2007-11-04 10:17:13
  Butbutbutbut by themadkansan2007-11-04 09:55:46
    no hon he wanted a steakburger.. by Garrinka2007-11-04 10:07:56
Phew! by chrisP2007-11-04 09:41:52
To be or knot to be? by Hieraco2007-11-04 09:41:33
  My answer by whoami2007-11-04 09:53:38
    It is probably foggy and cloudy where Hieraco is. by Klaranth2007-11-04 11:37:59
  So what does SWMBO mean? by chrisP2007-11-04 09:44:01
    I always translate that as: by romandas2007-11-04 10:47:47
    you know I really really don't like that acronymn by Garrinka2007-11-04 09:48:30
      It's used for our supervisor by romandas2007-11-04 10:49:19
      I use it tongue in cheek. by chrisP2007-11-04 09:53:32
        I know hon most peeps do.. by Garrinka2007-11-04 09:58:12
    SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed by Hieraco2007-11-04 09:46:23
      Hehe by chrisP2007-11-04 09:48:18
Better to have the right person ask the wrong by taitano2007-11-04 09:35:33
  Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice. ( (n/t) by romandas2007-11-04 10:52:20
  here's mine also from dilbert ;) by Garrinka2007-11-04 10:34:54
  Here's mine. by AlanTwo2007-11-04 10:29:44
  Marla, the big tourist. (n/t) by whoami2007-11-04 09:41:48
  ...certainly by Tyop2007-11-04 09:39:16
    Who's playing ? (n/t) by Ex0h2007-11-05 00:08:52
    Thanx, I think I've found my new motto. :D (n/t) by taitano2007-11-04 09:40:43
Ah - So it is NOT just me by Hieraco2007-11-04 09:21:02
  Often by whoami2007-11-04 09:38:00
  On occasion, when I'm feeling psychotic, yes. :) by taitano2007-11-04 09:30:12
VOTM- A Hard Days Night of the Living Dead! by hactar the uhhh2007-11-04 09:16:50
  You asked for it ;) by Garrinka2007-11-04 09:35:15
On Topic Post (I'll sit in the corner later) by Hieraco2007-11-04 09:00:53
  My gmail... by hobbs2007-11-04 20:47:43
  When do we get to see the Halloween Pictures? (n/t by toysbfun2007-11-04 09:23:30
    Which Halloween pictures? by Hieraco2007-11-04 09:34:23
      I meant in Illiad's mail. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-04 09:37:20
        Ah, I think that you may be right. Lets try peer p by Hieraco2007-11-04 09:44:38
  I read 9623. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-11-04 09:04:38
    x623 is right. I think x is 1. (n/t) by Bertram2007-11-04 09:05:57
      Magnifier says yes. (n/t) by Arivia2007-11-04 09:10:11
        Concur (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 09:10:37
          now can we UN-blur it to read his mail? by Hieraco2007-11-04 09:24:01
            Yep, the BKA. by ErniePi2007-11-04 09:28:48
            Basically to find out what a blurred letter is, by toysbfun2007-11-04 09:26:33
Bored. Ow. Bored. Ow. by Bastetsmuse2007-11-04 08:52:34
  sorry to hear hon *sends healing vibes... by Garrinka2007-11-04 08:59:16
  Did you ice/heating-pad it? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 08:53:58
    Do you mean one of those, or by Bastetsmuse2007-11-04 09:05:46
      Ice, then heat. by themadkansan2007-11-04 09:08:07
        Thanks. by Bastetsmuse2007-11-04 09:14:46
          Ice for the first 24 hours, then heat/ice contrast by Hieraco2007-11-04 09:28:19
            *points up* by themadkansan2007-11-04 09:30:03
              Just providing more detailed information. (n/t) by Hieraco2007-11-04 09:35:47
                That's what I was pointing at. by themadkansan2007-11-04 09:52:39
                  so you're pointing in agreement? by Hieraco2007-11-04 10:10:54
          Mum's a nurse. by themadkansan2007-11-04 09:23:55
Can we make "for sale" posts here? (n/t) by whoami2007-11-04 08:36:25
  Speaking of "For Sale"... by AlanTwo2007-11-04 10:22:48
  So, here's what I got (please don't laugh) by whoami2007-11-04 09:13:01
  Thinking of selling my computer by whoami2007-11-04 08:47:18
    Becoming a hermit, are we? by themadkansan2007-11-04 08:47:59
      Possibly upgrading :) (n/t) by whoami2007-11-04 08:54:56
        possibly knowing you it's definately ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-11-04 08:57:06
  Not sure, but if you like to recycle things by Klaranth2007-11-04 08:43:47
  Depends on what you're selling, I'd say. by themadkansan2007-11-04 08:43:45
  Wasn't that what KS's Bazaar was for? (n/t) by Tyop2007-11-04 08:43:28
OH HAI PAIN COMING by Illiad2007-11-04 08:16:42
  Applying the lolizer to poetry can be quite fun (n/t) by whoami2007-11-04 10:16:55
  makes for some interesting reading by whoami2007-11-04 08:45:21
  Eeek. (n/t) by krikkert2007-11-04 08:22:28
  Even the kittehs seem annoyed :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-04 08:21:15
  Oi vey... (n/t) by themadkansan2007-11-04 08:18:05
Fortune by whoami2007-11-04 08:13:04
  That's a good fortune. by RoraJoey2007-11-04 16:09:26
  Repeat that every other day for 3 years. My life. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-04 08:36:42
    Only 3? by themadkansan2007-11-04 08:47:23
  Oh poo   :(   _(n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-04 08:25:40
SOTM: The Mooney Suzuki - Alive & Amplified. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-04 08:12:11
Wicked: plants create electric potential. by Esteis2007-11-04 07:52:51
  Sounds like 'electric universe' rubbish. by williamashbless2007-11-04 09:09:32
  Uh... that "explanation" seems very wrong. by kahuana2007-11-04 08:08:26
    actually... by dals_rule2007-11-04 09:41:34
    What? by sgrunt2007-11-04 08:09:59
    s/1.8M/1.8 m/ (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-04 08:08:48
  Say what? (n/t) by Eroen2007-11-04 08:04:17
How good a hacker is needed for by Bonzo2007-11-04 07:28:00
  already exists, somewhat by Freakazoid2007-11-04 14:26:19
  At the hardware level or in the code? by HaX80r2007-11-04 08:10:42
  what protocols is it using ? by langly2007-11-04 08:01:17
Why is DST still necessary? by sgrunt2007-11-04 07:24:55
  Same reason timezones are necessary by TheGM2007-11-04 13:38:31
    But noon does by afterburner2007-11-04 14:06:27
  It's not. by raptor_872007-11-04 12:02:34
    I've heard that before by intrinsic2007-11-04 19:52:12
  Helpful for kids going to school by Bastetsmuse2007-11-04 08:32:36
    Why would there being less light for them help? by raptor_872007-11-04 12:06:05
    Only when DST is not in effect. ;-) (n/t) by bwkaz2007-11-04 09:22:16
  May I suggest we save energy by turning off by toysbfun2007-11-04 08:28:20
    Almost seconded, by Eroen2007-11-04 08:56:29
      Watch a DVD? Do a crossword puzzle? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-04 09:13:37
  Short answer: by whoami2007-11-04 08:19:32
    That gets back to by sgrunt2007-11-04 08:22:11
      Bribes usually work by whoami2007-11-04 10:10:23
        Sounds like the GST here by intrinsic2007-11-04 19:37:39
    The whole thing is teh suck for Canadia by Illiad2007-11-04 08:21:26
      "Please bend over, liberal commie-hippies." (n/t) by krikkert2007-11-04 08:23:22
  I don't know if it ever was.... by raffy91102007-11-04 07:39:14
    Indeed, it is Day *LIGHT* Saving time by cokish2007-11-04 07:54:26
      That's not much use if by sgrunt2007-11-04 08:01:07
        Yes, it is. by krikkert2007-11-04 08:09:28
          More sun at my balcony and on the terras by cokish2007-11-04 08:29:30
          The way a lot of people around here work, by sgrunt2007-11-04 08:10:49
      Depends on how one defines a day, doesn't it. by kahuana2007-11-04 08:00:05
        Feel free to get up at 5 am during the summer by cokish2007-11-04 08:37:01
          Wouldn't it rather by Eroen2007-11-04 08:57:40
    So how'd that work out for Franklin? by kahuana2007-11-04 07:45:15
      Depends on which Americans. by sgrunt2007-11-04 07:47:09
  Why is DST necessary or by toysbfun2007-11-04 07:30:18
    You're misinterpreting that paper. by Arachnid2007-11-04 11:54:10
    ...if it isn't necessary, why do we still have it? by sgrunt2007-11-04 07:34:44
      Tradition by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 07:42:44
        On the other hand... by divide by zero2007-11-04 08:10:39
          Tell that to the Fiddler in the Whitehouse ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-11-04 08:47:41
      Inertia? If we got rid of it, by toysbfun2007-11-04 07:41:04
        some of the research has indicated savings by morenna2007-11-04 07:59:05
Relationship question by toysbfun2007-11-04 06:41:30
  One question by undrcvrparothed2007-11-04 12:06:20
    To her. I thought mentioning the SSRIs to her by toysbfun2007-11-04 12:10:59
      That's something I wouldn't withhold from my SO by undrcvrparothed2007-11-04 12:44:37
  I think there's something wrong if you're trying.. by lex_icon2007-11-04 09:30:19
    But is fixing them necessarily desirable? by toysbfun2007-11-04 09:58:20
      forget fixing anything for the moment. by morenna2007-11-04 11:45:50
  Does there have to be a right and wrong here? by Bastetsmuse2007-11-04 08:34:05
    I could *blame* someones... by toysbfun2007-11-04 09:15:51
  Both by whoami2007-11-04 07:15:05
    Spiritual by whoami2007-11-04 07:57:50
      Yeah, that's a distinct possibility with her. (n/t by toysbfun2007-11-04 08:11:22
    What would feelings be if not chemical? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-11-04 07:34:07
  No one by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 06:54:31
    Oo. That's not good. by toysbfun2007-11-04 07:05:03
      It's common by Lady-Luna2007-11-04 07:27:29
  Noone? by chrisP2007-11-04 06:52:53
    The neurological aspect being irrelevant. by toysbfun2007-11-04 07:00:55
      It isn't. by chrisP2007-11-04 07:07:52
Fear my 133t by chrisP2007-11-04 06:20:52
  I didn't quite catch you by Divinar2007-11-04 19:45:44
  "If you've done six impossible things..." (n/t) by staticsan2007-11-04 14:40:27
  You're gonna have to do it all again next year... by rhinobird2007-11-04 07:01:31
  OK, so come over to my place and repeat! by Divinar2007-11-04 06:42:17
    Butbutbut ... by chrisP2007-11-04 06:45:02
      Salad hmm by robertltux2007-11-04 15:14:03
      OK, fine. You clean the house, I'll eat the salad. (n/t) by Divinar2007-11-04 08:23:42
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-11-04 05:30:04
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-11-04 05:07:55
Would you by any chance have a waffles.fm-invite? by winsmith2007-11-04 05:04:42
  Please don't request access to illicit sites here. by Arachnid2007-11-04 05:30:15
    Aight. Sorry. by winsmith2007-11-04 07:42:23
      When the HD-DVD keys were posted here, by toysbfun2007-11-04 07:52:43
      the proper way by langly2007-11-04 07:50:41
    Shouldnt this be modded then ? :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-11-04 06:33:38
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-11-04 04:00:13
  Good game last night. by Klaranth2007-11-04 05:01:28
    Yes, it was a very good game. by kc5sdy2007-11-04 20:20:55
      See you next weekend? by Klaranth2007-11-04 23:16:05
    I enjoyed it by vidi2007-11-04 05:24:23
invoke uficle: postfix gurus by intrinsic2007-11-04 03:59:14
  Hmmm ... by ideur2007-11-04 04:34:15
    Correct by intrinsic2007-11-04 14:56:57
*heads sleepward* by Phoon2007-11-04 03:51:43
I'm suddenly tempted to get back into WoW by Arachnid2007-11-04 03:39:59
  You know Warhammer Online is nearly out? by TheGM2007-11-04 13:42:21
  Thinking of getting back into it myself... by AlanTwo2007-11-04 10:31:53
  Pfft. Time management ftw. by krikkert2007-11-04 06:12:08
  Resist ! by Klaranth2007-11-04 05:02:35
  RESIST! by lex_icon2007-11-04 03:55:42
    simple solution to that.. Play at work! by jeff_uk2007-11-04 04:08:29
      Which may soon lead to G-time == 0 by Tyop2007-11-04 04:10:56
        Exactly, I see absolutely no down-side to my plan. by jeff_uk2007-11-04 04:16:03
          20% by langly2007-11-04 04:42:07
            you could do product placement in armourers... by jeff_uk2007-11-04 06:46:14
            It's level 70 now, soon to be 80 (n/t) by calcrazy2007-11-04 06:45:53
            Mine is already allocated. :P (n/t) by Arachnid2007-11-04 05:06:07
            Look around WoW for places of Google Ads? by Klaranth2007-11-04 05:04:17
              "Buy VORPAL BLADE on E-Bay" (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-11-04 05:10:03
                You probably can :( by jiteo2007-11-04 06:11:16
                  *Gives you a *2 Months Clean" chip for effort* (n/ (n/t) by lex_icon2007-11-04 10:11:54
                  For Sale : The Vorpal Blade ... by Klaranth2007-11-04 06:49:24
Y'know, I thought watching The Nutty Professor 2 by Phoon2007-11-04 02:47:30
  I can't see the word "nutty" and not think about by kahuana2007-11-04 07:49:26
  Because you watched "The Nutty Professor 2" (n/t) by rhinobird2007-11-04 03:21:32
    The movie itself wasn't bad. by Phoon2007-11-04 03:25:18
Unofficial QOTD: by lex_icon2007-11-04 02:18:30
  Pennsylvania Farm Bureau ? (n/t) by imWACC02007-11-04 06:19:59
  Small chunks of lead, propelled by expanding gas by Phoon2007-11-04 02:38:39
I've come a depressing full circle with Idol by purplepineapple2007-11-04 01:18:04
hmmm...salad = mayonase by rhinobird2007-11-04 01:15:06
  Even with green salads, by RoraJoey2007-11-04 16:13:39
  waldorf salad by Nightwind2007-11-04 03:11:56
Pleasant surprise by archnerd2007-11-04 01:33:26
  Thank you! by ErniePi2007-11-04 06:21:30
  KEWL! by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:37:46
IDGIT by SohumB2007-11-04 01:23:19
  I'm not sure...but I think it's by datolli2007-11-04 01:04:23
    I think by Bertram2007-11-04 01:56:46
      Nope by shadowboy8132007-11-04 18:00:33
      But Google has Orkut. by Klaranth2007-11-04 03:28:24
        No, i meant google itself. by Bertram2007-11-04 03:57:21
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by ideur2007-11-04 01:09:33
  *fills giant thermos with BAS* by morenna2007-11-04 08:11:11
  Ohnoes, Treehugger's not here? by jeff_uk2007-11-04 04:00:36
    what about gap requests? (n/t) by Nightwind2007-11-04 04:56:00
      The BAS machine does everything! by jeff_uk2007-11-04 05:03:19
        And the acronym was given a new recursive def'n by pas512007-11-04 05:13:29
          BAS AND STUFF (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-11-04 07:45:01
    oops, well you knew what I meant.. spot the errors (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-11-04 04:06:05
  *gets BAS, eggs and bacon* by cokish2007-11-04 01:01:24
    *serves a bit of hashed potatoes* by Nightwind2007-11-04 01:15:15
      Thankies! by cokish2007-11-04 01:19:13
        *pours from the carafe* by Nightwind2007-11-04 02:33:44
  wanders in. by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:52:17
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-11-04 01:12:58
      Mod'd: Double post. (n/t) by Tyop2007-11-04 01:13:22
        Heh Heh, a a double double post post.. (n/t) by rhinobird2007-11-04 01:17:59
      MODS! by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:11:01
      ATTN: joecrouse by hadji2007-11-04 01:02:20
        What did I do? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-11-04 15:48:59
        I was trying to fix a lamp... by Tyop2007-11-04 01:16:07
      A double posting gremlin ! (n/t) by cokish2007-11-04 01:02:07
      Mods - dbl post by kyrasantae2007-11-04 01:01:31
        darn! by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:03:39
    What's that that followed you? by hadji2007-11-04 01:00:58
      that's my doppelganger! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:01:57
        My doppelganger is an odd looking creature by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:06:40
  I can take a shift in the kitchens by Nightwind2007-11-04 01:49:01
    OK, I think I need some stimulants here by PeKaJe2007-11-04 01:00:25
      right then, bas double shot? by Nightwind2007-11-04 01:03:33
        I'm not particularly picky by PeKaJe2007-11-04 01:20:30
          Oh, and it feels like I might be developing a cold by PeKaJe2007-11-04 01:36:45
            how about by Nightwind2007-11-04 02:29:13
              *sips concoction* by PeKaJe2007-11-04 02:41:50
                been there by Nightwind2007-11-04 02:49:13
        If I know the letter he's missing. by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:18:17
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-11-04 01:00:01
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-11-04 00:51:13
  Graphs Updated by geopsychic2007-11-04 13:22:29
  Yay, Userfriendly.Org on the front page at by ixeian2007-11-04 05:43:03
    Nifty. by Didactylos2007-11-04 06:08:58
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2007-11-04 00:37:34
Attn: Illiad / MODS - Bad Ad / Spyware Scan Pop-Ad by uplatecoding2007-11-04 00:24:18
  Bad Ad Info by smilingman2007-11-04 10:28:50
    Did you see the following recent bad ad reports? by rhl20002007-11-04 12:01:18
  *warms up orbital lart for the Smiling Man* (n/t) by manxmania2007-11-04 00:29:26
*loiters outside Illiways* (n/t) by manxmania2007-11-04 00:20:25
  Door is unlocked. Treehugger is probably not going by ideur2007-11-04 00:30:02
    Self service? What exactly goes on in there? by rhinobird2007-11-04 00:37:51
      Illiways, the cafe at the end of the ufiverse by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:34:13
        While I'm here, by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:35:55
      Illiways is open by ideur2007-11-04 01:14:02
Murr. by Phoon2007-11-04 00:11:03
  meh murfle by leejam2007-11-04 01:02:41
    Murfle meh by rhinobird2007-11-04 01:27:16
      grumble grumble by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:53:17
        who? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:20:57
        Feh? Yeah Tina Fey is prety cute... by rhinobird2007-11-04 01:15:52
          mnrgrrrr... by Eroen2007-11-04 05:24:35
HMMM board is empty by joecrouse2007-11-04 00:08:38
  Board not so empty now by joecrouse2007-11-04 09:24:25
  I've got the feeling that it would behoove you by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:56:59
  Pretty badly, I assure you... :-] (n/t) by Tyop2007-11-04 00:29:22
    Tyop, tell joecrouse to stop looking at me! (n/t) by hadji2007-11-04 01:00:11
      he's poking me! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:24:30
        Am not! by hadji2007-11-04 01:40:26
          *shuts off A/C and turns heater on* by Tyop2007-11-04 02:25:59
  M0d'd mischief makes members meloncholy? (n/t) by rhinobird2007-11-04 00:10:30
Attn: Nightwind by purplepineapple2007-11-04 00:07:27
  oh, my ... the hate, it burns by Nightwind2007-11-04 01:10:40
  The bit that got copied over to metaquotes by kyrasantae2007-11-04 00:16:36
    Here's links by kyrasantae2007-11-04 00:23:16
      thanks, very much apreciated (n/t) by Nightwind2007-11-04 00:29:19
        Have I missed something, or is NaNoWriMo by Tyop2007-11-04 00:42:18
          precisely why he's demeaning it, I think by kyrasantae2007-11-04 00:46:15
            It's not about writing, by Tyop2007-11-04 00:49:18
              He has a problem with it, I guess. by kyrasantae2007-11-04 00:52:15
                Good for you. by Tyop2007-11-04 00:58:21
I am hating DST. by rhinobird2007-11-04 00:02:11
  Confused... by vodka2007-11-04 05:49:13
    The wise leaders of the US decided that they need by ideur2007-11-04 05:58:14
      the rest of us are stuned by by kent_eh2007-11-04 06:56:02
        short notice? by morenna2007-11-04 07:56:41
        We've got some centralized time servers... by raffy91102007-11-04 07:45:19
        Yet another reason to by Eroen2007-11-04 07:43:36
      I am stunned by their display of immense wisdom (n (n/t) by vodka2007-11-04 06:00:37
    USA "lengthened" DST this year by emlaabs2007-11-04 05:53:14
  same here! (n/t) by ideur2007-11-04 00:03:45
    Teh sleep at your work! by cokish2007-11-04 01:04:38
      When the times change, by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:27:10
        So without any change you go home at 7, right ? by cokish2007-11-04 01:40:30
          you got it! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-11-04 01:43:14
      You get paid the extra hour :) (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-11-04 01:08:42
        I wouldn't... by ripley82007-11-04 03:34:04
Translations by Nea2007-11-04 00:01:01
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-11-04 00:00:04
  New worlds previously unseen by human eyes. (n/t) by taitano2007-11-04 13:09:35
  Knuckle's breath does NOT smell like cat breath by Hieraco2007-11-04 08:42:41
  That I can unlock all the interior doors in my by Eroen2007-11-04 05:21:05
    New entity: 2-stroke diesel engines by Eroen2007-11-04 08:54:08
  I'm saying nothing... by pas512007-11-04 05:18:51
  If a flat is "unfurnished" in Dublin... by lex_icon2007-11-04 03:58:41
  Repeatedly flicking lamp switches trips breakers. by dodrian2007-11-04 02:27:40
  Users are stupid. by snake2007-11-04 01:49:02
  Very little is worth true fear. (n/t) by RunNeoRun2007-11-04 01:28:38
  No matter how much you explain it, by skippy-ish_guy2007-11-04 01:17:49
    Meh. V6 minimum. by Phoon2007-11-04 01:31:28
      I preferred the 1.8T to the V6. by vetitice2007-11-04 12:18:13
        I've got a Passat sedan, 1.8T, 5-speed by RoraJoey2007-11-04 16:21:32
      my little "four banger" does that. by morenna2007-11-04 08:08:10
      Must not have found any decent ones... by raffy91102007-11-04 08:01:37
  Neighbours seldom share ones taste in music. by manxmania2007-11-04 00:10:20
    I have discovered People suck (n/t) by joecrouse2007-11-04 00:10:54
      I have not discovered this yet... by rhinobird2007-11-04 00:11:44
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-11-04 00:00:02
  TheGreenLanternpracticedonChristinewhenthecrowdwas by ideur2007-11-04 00:07:19

 

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