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Cartoon for Oct 24, 2007
Strip for Oct 24, 2007
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Wow. I'm just now watching Monday's Heroes by amp_man2007-10-25 00:02:14
Don'tchya just LOVE the paranoid? by shadowsystems2007-10-24 23:59:48
If only Australia had Saturday postal deliveries by purplepineapple2007-10-24 23:54:58
I love being a student leader. by Arivia2007-10-24 23:26:38
  O.o : They volunteered to do your laundry? by Klaranth2007-10-24 23:35:03
    No, by Arivia2007-10-24 23:38:35
    heck.. it's better than doing yours I suppose... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 23:36:50
      Well, at least mine's getting done. by Klaranth2007-10-24 23:55:34
This is so not gonna be my day... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 23:18:09
  *hands mike large industrial strength coffee* by intrinsic2007-10-24 23:39:59
    one up... by hitmark2007-10-25 03:39:31
      Sure is... by TranceWarp2007-10-25 11:17:07
ATTN Ubuntu users... by shadowsystems2007-10-24 22:42:02
  Typo? by amp_man2007-10-24 22:45:00
    Not that I'm aware of... Why? by shadowsystems2007-10-24 22:56:05
      The slash at the end of that command shouldn't be by hobbs2007-10-24 23:15:16
        Oh?! OK! =) by shadowsystems2007-10-24 23:34:49
Are there any vmware users with a contract? by imrambi2007-10-24 22:19:40
LOL I can haz cheezburger.. by Garrinka2007-10-24 22:11:02
  LOLcode by intrinsic2007-10-24 22:48:19
  UR Babee had flavur by Hieraco2007-10-24 22:23:17
G'Nite All by AlanWife2007-10-24 21:55:22
  Good Morning - Coffee is brewing by Hieraco2007-10-24 22:21:53
  Night. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 21:58:28
    Night to you too by AlanWife2007-10-24 22:02:25
      :P (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 22:03:03
  Have good sleeps. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-24 21:57:10
    I will try... by AlanWife2007-10-24 21:58:32
      extra blankies? by Silverfire2007-10-24 22:00:59
        I have... by AlanWife2007-10-24 22:03:19
          My missus would agree... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 23:27:28
Well that's just great,It's snowing. I was really by techi8702007-10-24 21:45:17
  It's only raining here by fitzso2007-10-24 22:21:44
    Was raining earlier this evening here too (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-10-24 22:22:22
      Its been raining since yesterday. by joecrouse2007-10-25 05:10:08
  *runs to the window* by Danu2007-10-24 22:19:38
    Cattle drive went good. Though my daughter really by techi8702007-10-25 00:31:03
  Where are you again? by Silverfire2007-10-24 21:54:25
    Calgary, Alberta, Canada It's not uncommon for us by techi8702007-10-24 22:12:03
      Calgary - Last snowfall of the winter - June 30th by Hieraco2007-10-24 22:21:07
whee! I love it when eht0 vanishes by Freakazoid2007-10-24 21:37:56
  VMWare server by intrinsic2007-10-24 23:50:48
  woo! nice spelling Freakazoid. s/eht0/eth0/ (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-10-24 21:46:11
HMWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! by taitano2007-10-24 21:32:23
  Oh, the agony. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 21:33:55
    And I thought MY skills were low! by taitano2007-10-24 21:41:07
      Oh yeah, I also reset is LAN hub. :-D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-24 21:52:08
gift card + 2 coupons = lots of cool bday stuff :) by Garrinka2007-10-24 21:17:04
  Bookstores are dangerous. I went to B&N by lab rat2007-10-24 21:49:38
    Bookstores == Crack for Geeks :) by Silverfire2007-10-24 21:56:29
      hon if I had my way I would've set down with you by Garrinka2007-10-24 21:59:56
        Like WE minded! ROFLMAO by Silverfire2007-10-24 22:03:07
          threadjack : you read your email yet? :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-24 22:03:38
            Nope. Finished homework. by Silverfire2007-10-24 22:10:45
    by the time i repay my overdue fees at the library by Garrinka2007-10-24 21:54:43
      You call that a library? Oh, the joy of books :) by taitano2007-10-24 22:32:33
        Only 200? by Silverfire2007-10-24 23:25:59
          Cool! I had almost five hundred at one time, by taitano2007-10-25 00:12:11
        hon that is in my cue :) by Garrinka2007-10-24 22:55:15
          You've told me about that on one occasion. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 22:58:29
  Hee hee. by Silverfire2007-10-24 21:47:37
  Not bad. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 21:20:26
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-10-24 21:00:03
  I wonder if the final assembly workers at Boeing by RoraJoey2007-10-24 22:47:53
    Grrrrr by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 23:11:47
Okay woman advice time. by MikeCDN2007-10-24 20:51:10
  Why don't you just ask _her_? by A_flj_2007-10-24 23:07:19
    Well... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 23:20:42
  be careful not to fall for her by shminux2007-10-24 21:28:26
  I'd say she likes you, but not like likes by subbywan2007-10-24 21:21:44
  She likes you, thinks of you, and you of her... by shadowsystems2007-10-24 21:19:50
    holy on might not have been clear by MikeCDN2007-10-24 21:25:09
      you're interested in the mutual friend too? by morenna2007-10-24 21:29:24
        no no no by MikeCDN2007-10-24 21:35:12
          Ah. That's better. by morenna2007-10-24 21:40:13
            nah, by MikeCDN2007-10-24 21:43:36
              crazy friend may not know she's crazy by morenna2007-10-24 21:51:04
                I definitely agree... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 23:24:15
                hehe (n/t) by MikeCDN2007-10-24 21:53:07
  My two cents by toysbfun2007-10-24 21:11:22
    Well i'll agree to all of that :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2007-10-24 21:13:58
      ayup. And doubly so with regard to relationships by morenna2007-10-24 21:26:52
        You know the thing that really made go hmmmm by MikeCDN2007-10-24 21:34:43
          true, but that could also be by morenna2007-10-24 21:46:58
            I really should have used names by MikeCDN2007-10-24 21:49:38
              you haz too many wimmins! by morenna2007-10-24 21:53:56
  k hon first things first.. by Garrinka2007-10-24 20:59:40
    Thank Ya by MikeCDN2007-10-24 21:12:36
  She might dig you dude (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-24 20:57:58
Why do I let myself watch police-type stories? by RetiQlum22007-10-24 20:10:06
  See a therapist. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-10-24 20:20:35
    That doesn't work so well for me. by RetiQlum22007-10-24 20:33:22
      Find a female therapist (n/t) by shminux2007-10-24 21:30:29
      Hey, I throw like a girl too. Especially since by lab rat2007-10-24 20:41:06
        I didn't know Reti's nickname was Canada (n/t) by vdp2007-10-24 22:08:20
  *Slaps reti upside the head* by lab rat2007-10-24 20:18:52
    I forgot to tell you that my head is made of steel by RetiQlum22007-10-24 20:22:10
      Heck, she'll just add the pain to the usual. :+) by Evil_Minion2007-10-24 20:52:42
Invoke: UFicle->Hardware->Gaming by Phoon2007-10-24 20:05:02
  aarg! can't find benchmark numbers on the 8600gtm by Freakazoid2007-10-24 20:34:42
  Here's a by jiteo2007-10-24 20:24:28
    Meep. by Phoon2007-10-24 20:40:38
      you can probably get by with half of that quote by klep2007-10-24 21:04:54
        That's more like it by hobbs2007-10-24 23:22:59
        Bah by intrinsic2007-10-24 21:33:37
    Are all P35 motherboards at a 1333MHz FSB? by Scirocco2007-10-24 20:28:53
      All P35 support 1333. (n/t) by jiteo2007-10-24 21:07:34
Woo Hoo!!!!! by radiowave9112007-10-24 19:51:22
I'm too young to get old! by toysbfun2007-10-24 19:44:40
  Bah! You're only as old as you feel! by radiowave9112007-10-24 19:52:23
    You're holding an arrow head? (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-24 19:54:17
Okay. What's the difference between postgresql and by ChuckAB2007-10-24 19:32:10
  PostgreSQL is a RDBMS. by hobbs2007-10-24 20:32:08
    Postgres and PostgreSQL are different beasts by vdp2007-10-24 22:15:07
      I'm pretty sure that postgresql is a direct by hobbs2007-10-24 23:47:20
  Just hit the machine's default web page. by ChuckAB2007-10-24 19:48:47
  Only the brand of religious zealot... by MrTrick2007-10-24 19:33:28
    Sooo... Why would a default install of Ubuntu put by ChuckAB2007-10-24 19:38:23
      Because some other programs use by vdp2007-10-24 19:43:59
        Is it safe to UNinstall the MySQL? by shadowsystems2007-10-24 20:31:34
          if it isn't used it can be removed by Freakazoid2007-10-24 20:37:01
            If I kill it, it'll be in stages... by shadowsystems2007-10-24 20:52:27
        Ah. I see. (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-10-24 19:45:52
Ido love a pun by ouvrebyte2007-10-24 19:25:15
  Wouldn't it be a Kluxer? (n/t) by Evil_Minion2007-10-24 20:54:22
I just realized, with a creeping horror, that my by HaX80r2007-10-24 19:14:51
  And, on that note, goodnight folks. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-24 19:16:23
Attn: Mysterious_gurl by lex_icon2007-10-24 19:08:53
ATTN: kirkket by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 19:04:10
  my msn wont let me talk to you on appear by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 19:21:30
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-24 20:37:45
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-10-24 20:38:05
    Mods: double post. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:22:05
  kiiiiircket :) (n/t) by jiteo2007-10-24 19:10:56
    krikkert, cricket, what's the difference? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:17:55
      One is a small insect and the other is a Norwegian by HaX80r2007-10-24 19:21:44
        but does he chirp when he rubs his legs together? (n/t) by morenna2007-10-24 19:33:45
          I don't know about that. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:52:48
            oh great. now I'm thinking about Krikkert's bat. ( (n/t) by morenna2007-10-24 21:58:11
              {{{morenna}}} by AlanTwo2007-10-24 22:00:26
                well, first of all it's not Friday by morenna2007-10-24 22:05:47
                  Never assume anything. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 22:15:25
This made me smile a while ago when I read it by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 19:01:24
  :) (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-24 21:59:59
Game on!!! 2007 World Series is underway!!! by AlanTwo2007-10-24 18:18:41
  Bottom of the 5th inning. 12-1, Boston. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:56:31
    Wheels coming off for Colorado by wabbit652007-10-24 20:14:03
      Game 1 to Boston. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 21:17:09
        Really DIDN'T like that stat they put up by wabbit652007-10-24 21:37:16
  What's so great about football?? (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-24 19:55:32
    Baseball, subby. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:58:52
      eh ... It's sports ... by subbywan2007-10-24 20:07:57
        You play sports? by AlanTwo2007-10-24 21:11:10
          wouldn't know .. by subbywan2007-10-24 21:13:41
            why did you play krikkert? ;) by Garrinka2007-10-24 21:20:49
              Don't play sucker games :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-24 21:22:34
                i though sucker games where slots? ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-24 21:24:01
                  That's where the liquor comes in ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-24 21:24:27
                    but liquor make a bad lube ;) by Garrinka2007-10-24 21:27:22
                      oh, i don't know about that ... by subbywan2007-10-24 21:29:18
                        Just as long as you avoid the burning sensation... by AlanTwo2007-10-24 21:40:34
                        for the female yes.. male .. not so much so ;) by Garrinka2007-10-24 21:32:01
                Sucker or soccer? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 21:23:19
                  Sucker. Soccer doesn't have wickets :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-24 21:23:54
                    Rather ball-sy of you to say that. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 21:26:49
                      de nads-a (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-24 21:28:14
            Ah. Volleyball. Now we're talking. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 21:15:11
  Meh. I was watching something FAR better! by Havoc2007-10-24 19:21:02
    Heard about that empty-net goal with 4s left. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:29:43
  only if you define "world" as US (n/t) by shminux2007-10-24 18:48:04
    when the other leauges can feild a pro team by joecrouse2007-10-24 20:05:00
      didn't the Japanese recently kick the US's butt? ( (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-24 20:08:20
        Ok Tokyo Giants Versus The NY Yankees. by joecrouse2007-10-24 20:16:23
        yes the Team was the equivelent of an All Star by joecrouse2007-10-24 20:12:53
          iirc, our All Star basketball team lost ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-24 20:31:52
            Baseball hon NOT basketball by joecrouse2007-10-24 20:36:04
              Yes, that's why I differentiated by subbywan2007-10-24 20:40:23
                It is when the best want to actualy participate by joecrouse2007-10-24 20:56:28
            same reason the people on the team by joecrouse2007-10-24 20:34:41
    You mean "US and Canada". (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-24 18:58:36
      Explanation adapted from Wikipedia. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:06:24
        Oh, I read that. by krikkert2007-10-24 19:08:34
          Give it time. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:12:14
            But will they be in the American League or by kahuana2007-10-24 19:13:27
              Neither. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:14:52
                Id love to see Mexico city get a team by joecrouse2007-10-24 20:10:32
    Wikipedia provides an explanation (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 18:54:53
      So does a typical elementary school map of the US. by kahuana2007-10-24 19:05:54
        *smacks you with the tuna* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:08:05
          The tuna in your head? *THAT* tuna? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-24 19:12:05
            If you don't believe me... by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:12:54
              *attempts to form a reply but flounders* (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-24 19:14:09
                Ye cods. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:16:57
I may have made a friend today. by toysbfun2007-10-24 18:06:49
*mutter* Earworm... by AlanTwo2007-10-24 18:03:17
  Pardon? by AlanWife2007-10-24 18:05:02
    Nope. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 18:09:43
      Seems to be the by AlanWife2007-10-24 18:14:48
        I can't wait for their new album by AlanTwo2007-10-24 18:17:32
          Album by AlanWife2007-10-24 18:18:44
            Works. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 18:19:23
ms word problem: images inserted by reference by silverwyvern2007-10-24 18:00:50
  Knowing Office, you probably can't. by bwkaz2007-10-24 18:53:09
ATTN: DesertRat66 by ChuckAB2007-10-24 17:36:58
  Because by desertrat662007-10-24 18:37:44
    desertrat66 == DesertRat66 ? by run.dll2007-10-24 18:47:13
      Oh. And ... "TRUE" or "1" (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-10-24 18:51:20
      Umm... Yeah. Check his diary.... (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-10-24 18:50:04
    Kind of figured as much. by ChuckAB2007-10-24 18:46:13
      Most likely and yes by desertrat662007-10-24 19:02:57
...Boomies? by themadkansan2007-10-24 17:32:31
Attn: Garrinka by AlanWife2007-10-24 17:25:49
  sorry hon reply will have to wait :( by Garrinka2007-10-24 17:45:05
    No problem... by AlanWife2007-10-24 17:51:23
Invoke: Illiad by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 17:23:53
MMMMM MMMMM GOOD! by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 17:20:18
  And my sister is only *7* I might add (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 17:29:03
SotM: How it feels - Illbreak by Garrinka2007-10-24 17:00:31
Hey Rogue1971 - everything OK with you? by DrDeisel2007-10-24 16:51:33
My calculator just pointed something out by ayteebee2007-10-24 16:36:38
  It is a 124 bit number but a 128 bit key. by AndyA2007-10-24 16:46:24
  123, actually. by Arachnid2007-10-24 16:40:27
    Oops, no, 124. What was I thinking? (n/t) by Arachnid2007-10-24 16:43:16
      9 != 5. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-10-24 16:43:43
  No, not if the codec pays attention to that 0. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-10-24 16:40:17
if you are coaching students by dennismv2007-10-24 16:36:35
  Coaching for what? by run.dll2007-10-24 16:53:03
    for a competition by dennismv2007-10-24 17:44:18
      Good luck! by A_flj_2007-10-24 23:27:32
what does it mean if someone is pegging you by dennismv2007-10-24 16:32:55
  I'm glad *some*one noticed. :p (n/t) by Illiad2007-10-24 17:07:14
    hmmm glad to help (n/t) by dennismv2007-10-24 22:02:58
  ROFL. by run.dll2007-10-24 16:54:16
oh my old one :P by hitmark2007-10-24 16:29:57
Invoke: those who scambait... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 16:14:42
  Not quite. by AndyA2007-10-24 16:19:55
  Probably. However, it might be a proxy. by HaX80r2007-10-24 16:16:35
    just trying to figure out if various guys... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 16:21:34
      I was thinking you were doing something more- by HaX80r2007-10-24 16:50:26
        I aint that good... yet (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 17:30:19
          Well, just accidentally mention the IP in my- by HaX80r2007-10-24 18:55:09
Attn: Hadji by Garrinka2007-10-24 16:04:25
So now I want to get that stupid portal game, but by hadji2007-10-24 15:47:28
  I trust Valve, and I trust Steam. by jiteo2007-10-24 18:26:15
    Just be careful: by jiteo2007-10-24 18:42:54
  FWIW, I've been surprisingly happy with steam by Arachnid2007-10-24 15:54:41
    I was absolutely livid when... by lheggland2007-10-24 16:09:23
    Same here, never had any problems. by AndyA2007-10-24 16:04:00
  The legal version of the game requires Steam. by themadkansan2007-10-24 15:49:46
  Well, by krikkert2007-10-24 15:48:16
    You mean a modified EXE akin to a no-cd patch by hadji2007-10-24 15:49:59
      More akin... by themadkansan2007-10-24 15:52:44
    Does Steam require a broadband connection, by Phoon2007-10-24 15:49:11
      it'll take time & extra space but it shouldn't by Freakazoid2007-10-24 16:39:27
      Not a broadband connection, but a connection. by krikkert2007-10-24 16:14:35
      Shouldn't, unless it wants patches. by themadkansan2007-10-24 15:51:44
        Once authorized, can it work without a connection? (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-24 15:52:40
          For a while. by UmbralRaptor2007-10-24 18:41:15
            What do you mean "current connection turned off"? by Sharku2007-10-24 19:20:26
              Hmm... that's new... (n/t) by UmbralRaptor2007-10-24 23:10:06
          Yes, if you set it to remember you. by themadkansan2007-10-24 15:53:57
            *poke poke* by Garrinka2007-10-24 16:16:00
              ...i has a mail? by themadkansan2007-10-24 16:18:22
                *throws a Panzerfaust at TMK* by krikkert2007-10-24 16:19:29
                  I has a SPLODEY! by themadkansan2007-10-24 16:21:34
                  *spanks krikkert* :) by Garrinka2007-10-24 16:21:33
                    Let's see... by krikkert2007-10-24 16:35:46
                      You never *had* patience in the first place. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 18:22:44
                        It ain't a Virtue. :P (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-24 18:28:44
                          "ain't" isn't a word, either :P (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-24 18:56:20
                            And ":P" is grammatically incorrect. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-24 18:59:38
                              Give yourself another ten years. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:10:13
                                Tell you what. by krikkert2007-10-24 19:30:43
                                That would make me 35, then. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 19:54:15
          Yes. by Arachnid2007-10-24 15:53:27
I have a date for the shooting range on Saturday by lab rat2007-10-24 15:38:51
  Just don't get dragon claws by DesertRat662007-10-24 15:45:04
    I keep them short, yet attractive. by lab rat2007-10-24 15:48:31
      Sometime my fingernails get long by veran2007-10-24 16:38:47
  Going to shoot a nail gun? (n/t) by hadji2007-10-24 15:42:00
    That among other things.... (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-24 15:50:34
  Trying out for OCBOTW? (n/t) by Stibbons2007-10-24 15:40:40
    That's a secret. (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-24 15:49:14
This was a triumph... by Phoon2007-10-24 15:29:04
  Spoiling the ending for yourself? by Arachnid2007-10-24 15:35:25
    Spoiling. by Phoon2007-10-24 15:44:55
  Explanation? (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-10-24 15:35:17
    We do what we must, because we can! (n/t) by hobbs2007-10-24 16:15:16
    Yet another Portal reference. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-24 15:45:18
  Congratulations! (But on what, what did I miss?) (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-24 15:35:09
Imprisoned souls cry out for freedom.. by Stardust2007-10-24 15:26:19
  Prayer is all well and good... by themadkansan2007-10-24 15:45:35
    And you just keep trying until you run out of cake (n/t) by AndyA2007-10-24 16:08:47
      *scratches head* by themadkansan2007-10-24 16:19:55
        Portal again ;-) (n/t) by AndyA2007-10-24 16:20:52
          Geh? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-24 16:22:39
            Spoilers. by Phoon2007-10-24 16:57:04
DNS UFicle, I beseech thee by hobbs2007-10-24 15:13:20
  From the BIND mailing list: by bwkaz2007-10-24 15:31:39
    I can, I just don't want to by hobbs2007-10-24 15:59:02
  Should work. by Arachnid2007-10-24 15:23:54
    Cool, will give it a try :) by hobbs2007-10-24 15:31:18
      On further inspection, no :) by hobbs2007-10-24 15:54:56
GMail does IMAP now... hmm... (n/t) by theanomaly2007-10-24 15:02:24
  it does? woot! by Freakazoid2007-10-24 16:42:30
    blast! don't have it on my accounts yet (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-10-24 16:45:04
  Slippin' rippin' zarg-a-farg... (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-24 15:31:10
  Is that Apple's new navigation product? iMap? (n/ (n/t) by hadji2007-10-24 15:17:00
If I ever want to seriously seduce a girl, by Esteis2007-10-24 14:39:18
  I'm not feeding women anything. by veran2007-10-24 16:40:54
    You must have done something wrong. by RetiQlum22007-10-24 20:16:13
    you haven't met the right women. :o) (n/t) by morenna2007-10-24 19:05:00
  Only if it's homemade or bought from someone by hadji2007-10-24 15:15:19
    tried Pita Inn's? by emlaabs2007-10-24 15:34:10
      Have not. by hadji2007-10-24 15:37:24
    Hmmm, I've mostly had it sweetly and soggily. by Esteis2007-10-24 15:22:18
    indeed by flrtycwgrl2007-10-24 15:20:58
  sushi works, too. :D (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-24 14:57:50
    Any kind of finger food, so I'm told. by Esteis2007-10-24 15:00:11
  be careful with that ... by subbywan2007-10-24 14:45:43
    They shall take one bite, by Esteis2007-10-24 14:54:12
      For "oi", read "if". Thank you. (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-24 14:56:38
        Oi! (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-24 14:59:18
          Then! (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-24 15:00:36
            Else! (n/t) by theanomaly2007-10-24 15:03:02
              Not! (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-24 16:23:54
              Endoi! (n/t) by emlaabs2007-10-24 15:09:26
      well, just make sure you're wearing protection by subbywan2007-10-24 14:55:46
Cool. I made sodium citrate. by ihope1272007-10-24 13:59:19
  How about by sgrunt2007-10-24 14:07:11
    Sure. Just give me some hydroazic acid. by ihope1272007-10-24 14:09:54
      You mean hydrazoic acid. by sgrunt2007-10-24 14:25:11
        Aha, so it can be done! by ihope1272007-10-24 14:34:44
          Someone who couldn't pronounce by sgrunt2007-10-24 15:12:10
      Wait, that's not ammonia, is it? by ihope1272007-10-24 14:12:10
        NaN3 according to Wikipedia by merlin2007-10-24 14:13:11
          Say, what does happen if you mix NaHCO3 with NH3? by ihope1272007-10-24 15:26:44
            I don't think it will do anything interesting. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-10-24 16:40:21
ATTN Shadowsystems. 1 ship sank by Klaranth2007-10-24 13:55:41
*Sighs contentedly* by Stuka2007-10-24 13:55:38
  *eyes shift* by flrtycwgrl2007-10-24 15:23:46
IM conversation funny: by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 13:55:34
  You owe me a new monitor! by SnArL2007-10-24 14:00:14
    ;-D I think passwords created by by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 14:14:30
      Don't count on it by imrambi2007-10-24 15:13:59
      It would also be usable as fuel in Brazil. (n/t) by ihope1272007-10-24 14:37:28
      Especially since the person who created it... by vampire2007-10-24 14:36:21
Stupid site support. by da-gimp2007-10-24 13:54:05
  Only an hour? by themadkansan2007-10-24 15:55:52
/me is angry at my computer by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 13:46:10
  You're in *Tennessee*, for crying out loud. by Nashville2007-10-24 14:04:18
    In Virginia it's the white-tailed deer by undrcvrparothed2007-10-24 14:29:51
      Same here. They are all along the highways. by RetiQlum22007-10-24 14:43:28
        I saw 10 just between my interview today and home. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-24 16:35:09
        In S. Louisiana it's Nutria. Although anything is by lab rat2007-10-24 15:12:31
      Used to be here too. Have to worry about Elk now. by vampire2007-10-24 14:35:00
    In Texas it is Armadillos.... by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 14:19:24
      They're common here in Florida too. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-24 14:52:41
    LOL! by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 14:07:39
      Groundhogs too cute? Then go for an armadillo!!! by Nashville2007-10-24 14:12:51
        You do know that other than Humans Armadillos by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 14:26:27
          so don't do like some TN residents by morenna2007-10-24 14:39:54
            I have relatives in Dresden, Tn :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 15:28:46
              the "incident" occurred in Decatur Co. by morenna2007-10-24 18:59:06
        Naw I think their cute to, by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 14:18:53
          Rats ARE cute by SnArL2007-10-24 14:29:19
            AWESOME! LIL RATTIE (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 14:36:25
              Yeah. She's dead. by SnArL2007-10-24 14:47:15
                Seconds. by joecrouse2007-10-24 16:33:47
                Awww that's sad :( (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 14:56:14
        Armadillos, born dead on the side of the road (n/t by merlin2007-10-24 14:14:48
          I thought that was 'roos. by fitzso2007-10-24 14:19:36
            Saw the "mess" a lot with squirrels in Oklahoma (n (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 14:20:23
              we usually get it only with young roos by fitzso2007-10-24 14:30:21
      They're varmints. Only good use is for zeroing by merlin2007-10-24 14:09:58
        But they fry up *real* good. by Nashville2007-10-24 14:13:58
          so do armadilloes (n/t) by morenna2007-10-24 14:34:00
            Bah you hit small things with vehicles by joecrouse2007-10-24 16:32:32
              Oh they hit deer too. they also hit trees by morenna2007-10-24 19:02:29
          ICKY!!!!!!!!!! by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 14:17:01
            Hey - tastes like chicken... by Nashville2007-10-24 15:14:09
              LOL! (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 15:53:03
            what? by fitzso2007-10-24 14:18:41
      If you were in Queensland by fitzso2007-10-24 14:09:50
        Aww...I don't wanna hurt any animals, by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 14:14:46
          that's why I hate cane toads by fitzso2007-10-24 14:17:11
  destruction procedure by joresgump2007-10-24 13:56:22
    Sounds effective, by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 13:59:08
      well, the classic "swings keyboard against the by joresgump2007-10-24 14:04:46
        Haha! by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 14:09:48
    preliminar list: by joresgump2007-10-24 13:58:17
      Thanks this should be helpful! (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 14:11:10
        you're welcome :) (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-24 14:21:41
  Better if you don't by fitzso2007-10-24 13:55:25
  Don't let the SPCIO find out. by run.dll2007-10-24 13:52:56
    Lem called is SPCA (SPC to Automata) (n/t) by shminux2007-10-24 14:06:58
    LOL! by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 13:56:24
  Careful doing that... by divide by zero2007-10-24 13:49:37
    lol..yeah by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 13:54:22
      If you're going to punch the wall... by SnArL2007-10-24 13:58:03
        That was Reti. Ive done it too. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-24 16:28:33
        Yeah...I knew where the studs were, by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 14:01:43
          Don't Nobody likes a girl with no knuckles. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-24 16:30:04
  That tends to work for me by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 13:47:52
    Yeah I know! by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 13:51:25
  Percussive Maintenance. apply sparingly. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-10-24 13:46:48
    LOL! (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 13:48:37
Help on letter by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 13:39:45
  I've seen consultant type listings by voxwoman2007-10-24 19:14:40
  Letter by AlanWife2007-10-24 13:45:21
    That's BRILLIANT! by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 13:46:45
  No real experience but one obvious change: by AndyA2007-10-24 13:42:40
    I may not be able to find by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 13:44:26
      At the very least address it to a job title by AndyA2007-10-24 13:47:26
      Another option by AlanWife2007-10-24 13:47:18
        so maybe by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 13:49:21
          Sounds reasonable but to find a name. by AndyA2007-10-24 13:52:52
            *inserts missing "try" between "but" and "to"* (n/ (n/t) by AndyA2007-10-24 13:53:56
          sounds like by AlanWife2007-10-24 13:50:30
Do I get geek points for finding an error by PsychoI3oy2007-10-24 13:39:11
  Good catch! by carl522007-10-24 13:55:07
  PsychoI3oy.geek_points += 250 (n/t) by Stuka2007-10-24 13:54:06
White House still forcing scientists to redact by Havoc2007-10-24 13:31:43
  Not just scientists by Nashville2007-10-24 13:59:35
I'm going to bed - Nice playing with you all by Hieraco2007-10-24 13:25:08
Ok, I give by emlaabs2007-10-24 13:13:31
  It's awesome by khendron2007-10-24 14:03:27
  It's fun. by AndyA2007-10-24 13:38:07
  really fun but quite short by Freakazoid2007-10-24 13:37:00
    But can you do level 14 in only two portals? by AndyA2007-10-24 13:39:56
  Only half of UF by now. by williamashbless2007-10-24 13:17:51
  Its awsome (if you like puzzles), but short by Talchas2007-10-24 13:17:35
    Seconded. Though you don't need the same level of by Arachnid2007-10-24 13:27:08
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-24 13:25:39
  What was the point of a >pre< tag? by Hieraco2007-10-24 13:30:37
  Moderated for breaking the board by Arachnid2007-10-24 13:26:20
    one reason i'll be glad when the new ARS version by Freakazoid2007-10-24 13:36:02
      There might be other improvements... by imperito2007-10-24 13:49:02
  One, that breaks the board. by arktus2007-10-24 13:17:35
  mods! seriously broken horizontal scroll by Freakazoid2007-10-24 13:14:51
"The Enrichment Center reminds you... by Phoon2007-10-24 12:54:35
  The enrichment center regrets to inform you... by Arachnid2007-10-24 13:00:03
  You want to play Portal because... by Allandaros2007-10-24 12:59:06
/me LOVES UF by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 12:53:32
  Yeah, that's what seems to happen here. by Peace_man2007-10-24 12:54:59
Password-cracking chip causes security concerns by run.dll2007-10-24 12:25:26
  hmm, if the 8800 can do that by Freakazoid2007-10-24 18:56:42
  Now that's a hack! Very clever. by RetiQlum22007-10-24 14:51:05
Good news, everyone! We're not going to burn up in by SouthpawPL2007-10-24 12:19:05
  *prayers for the CA peeps* by Garrinka2007-10-24 16:08:38
I seem to have a tremendous talent by thread_killer2007-10-24 12:17:42
  Sounds like you are just not afraid to say what by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 14:22:59
Compare and Contrast San Diego, New Orleans by DesertRat662007-10-24 12:08:03
  could it be that higher taxes results in better by unjust2007-10-24 13:26:02
    Not likely by DesertRat662007-10-24 13:38:04
    Competency is the main factor. by esbita2007-10-24 13:32:09
  Different situation entirely by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 12:11:11
    Wrong differences by DesertRat662007-10-24 12:26:30
      it helps that the pre-position locations weren't by morenna2007-10-24 14:41:45
      It's still apples and oranges by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 12:49:12
        I think that there are several differences by ShadoCat2007-10-24 13:08:08
        Disaster is Apples/Oranges, Gov't response is not by menetlaus2007-10-24 13:05:48
          That and of all of California, San Diego is... by ShadoCat2007-10-24 13:12:06
            So you are saying there is some good that by vdp2007-10-24 19:52:12
        and mangoes, by run.dll2007-10-24 12:55:57
      Admittedly by smut2007-10-24 12:38:53
        Ugh by smut2007-10-24 12:40:16
          Sure about that? by DesertRat662007-10-24 12:46:52
            San Diego is a power exporter by ShadoCat2007-10-24 12:55:56
Anyone have a public DNS server address? by chUCKab2007-10-24 11:57:32
  Thanks all. It looks like I'll have to wait on by chUCKab2007-10-24 13:07:24
  Here's another set by abaron2007-10-24 12:53:36
  Here are a few: by tompaine2007-10-24 12:46:38
  Try 4.2.2.x, with x being 1 to 6 by rhl20002007-10-24 12:33:42
    I bow to your google-fu. by chUCKab2007-10-24 12:43:52
      Argh! by rhl20002007-10-24 12:45:49
        As a firewall admin: by tompaine2007-10-24 12:50:29
          For instance, to have UF allowed to your desk. by Havoc2007-10-24 13:08:46
  If you just need to USE dns by thread_killer2007-10-24 12:13:01
    Thanks! That's just what I needed. by chUCKab2007-10-24 12:25:56
  Actually, if you feel like venting, I *do* want to by Esteis2007-10-24 12:11:13
    I'll go this far: by chUCKab2007-10-24 12:21:26
      Do you REALLY need DNS? by tompaine2007-10-24 12:56:54
        Yep - I really need DNS. by chUCKab2007-10-24 13:01:28
          On HOSTS ... - No Admin Rights. by ChuckAB2007-10-24 17:44:25
            Then you probably can't change the DNS server eith by bwkaz2007-10-24 18:55:47
              I can, but the machine can't talk to them. by ChuckAB2007-10-24 19:53:26
          what about a hosts file entry? by Freakazoid2007-10-24 13:47:36
          A possible workaround: by tompaine2007-10-24 13:09:42
      Sounds complicated both technically and politic- by Esteis2007-10-24 12:50:36
        ... by chUCKab2007-10-24 13:02:32
need to install a program, but dont have make by thetree2007-10-24 11:45:11
  Mount the root filesystem on the host. by Phoon2007-10-24 12:30:48
  Use whatever package manager the UML system does by imperito2007-10-24 11:55:45
I have to remember to not take any painkillers by Bellator2007-10-24 11:43:10
Help me cast a skit: by Illiad2007-10-24 10:49:30
  Clarence and Tommy images : by Klaranth2007-10-24 13:09:57
  My first thought was Tony Hancock and Sid James. by JimK2007-10-24 13:08:30
  I don't know the names, but: by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-24 11:41:34
  Off the top of my head: by Tyop2007-10-24 11:40:46
  Naturally, the only thing that comes to mind by kc5sdy2007-10-24 11:31:07
  The whole point... by Didactylos2007-10-24 11:15:40
    Oi! You! Outside and twenty laps! by Illiad2007-10-24 11:20:50
  I think I'd like to see: by DrDeisel2007-10-24 11:13:22
  Can't really think of any actors... by keffa2007-10-24 11:13:20
    Cockney is East End. by vetitice2007-10-24 11:30:30
  There's different British accents? j/k (n/t) by esbita2007-10-24 11:04:23
  I have only one suggestion for all 3 parts - by suitably_vague2007-10-24 11:02:25
  Michael Moore as tyrone by Hieraco2007-10-24 10:59:52
  My three : by Klaranth2007-10-24 10:59:08
SotM: The Echoing Green - "Flame" by AlanTwo2007-10-24 10:45:56
Clutter Squad, Fall in! by talon07202007-10-24 10:27:01
  Vindy Viddy Vinnie by Hieraco2007-10-24 10:52:04
    IIRC my very rudimentary Latin... by Illiad2007-10-24 11:11:31
      In "1066 And All That" by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 11:13:48
        Gaul isn't Britain. :p (n/t) by Illiad2007-10-24 11:21:35
          Whatever. You know what I mean. ;-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 12:07:38
          Wasn't there a time when they ruled it? by hadji2007-10-24 11:38:28
          D'oh! It was in Turkey! (n/t) by Illiad2007-10-24 11:22:38
  Target acquired, Sir !!!! (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-24 10:38:23
  Cluttered right in the cluttering clutter. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-10-24 10:36:54
The cake is a lie! by Arachnid2007-10-24 10:26:55
  The pie is a sit! (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-24 22:05:43
  i've actually got the end song/credits as a video by Freakazoid2007-10-24 13:51:22
    It's on youtube. (n/t) by Arachnid2007-10-24 13:54:59
      just because it's on youtube by Freakazoid2007-10-24 14:10:17
        I wasn't saying otherwise. by Arachnid2007-10-24 14:14:38
  Someone left it out in the rain. by pas512007-10-24 12:20:07
  There is no cake. (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 11:09:50
    There is only me by joresgump2007-10-24 12:00:15
    Of course not. First you will be baked. THEN... by williamashbless2007-10-24 11:46:14
      Assume the party escort submission position by PsychoI3oy2007-10-24 11:56:02
  Lucky I made brownies then! (n/t) by lex_icon2007-10-24 10:51:39
  Which means the cake by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 10:38:28
  Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. (n/t by Sharku2007-10-24 10:35:46
  No it's not. by AndyA2007-10-24 10:34:05
    At least it knows how to make one by ExO_DsR2007-10-24 11:42:20
      or do it th easy way: by Freakazoid2007-10-24 13:49:48
        Or just go... by lex_icon2007-10-24 14:06:21
          nope! that's the wrong recipe by Freakazoid2007-10-24 14:08:29
    And is it just me... by lex_icon2007-10-24 10:52:35
I. Dropped. My. Office. Keys. by bastetsmuse2007-10-24 10:11:10
  It's most likely < $20 for the tools you need, by lheggland2007-10-24 10:32:55
  Magnet ? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-10-24 10:18:34
  GMR! Anyone have a rare-earth magnet you can borro by silverwyvern2007-10-24 10:18:10
    A whole heap of them. by AndyA2007-10-24 10:32:49
Wow. I never realized just how awesome a ukulele by SnArL2007-10-24 10:02:33
  Dude. Check YouTube for Israel Kamakawiwo'ole by joecrouse2007-10-24 13:18:35
    Iz is also a good performer by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 13:29:39
  Here's more awesome ukulele playing by Bellator2007-10-24 11:19:54
  Maybe she'll sigh (an awful lot) by run.dll2007-10-24 10:41:43
  And for the sillier side of Ukulele by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 10:17:39
  If you really want to hear amazing Ukulele by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 10:07:56
    Most impressive. (goes and hunts up CD) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 10:32:13
    O.O by SnArL2007-10-24 10:28:13
      I saw him at a small club in New York by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 10:34:54
        WOW by todAnthony2007-10-24 10:44:27
          In the hands of master it's very versitle by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 10:50:03
            I am a fan now by todAnthony2007-10-24 11:57:43
Hello! by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 09:55:56
  Doing... by AlanWife2007-10-24 10:05:08
    That's great to hear! (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 10:11:44
  pretty well, thank you by joresgump2007-10-24 10:01:58
    I'm ok...after having lunch and having by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 10:13:21
      good to know ! (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-24 10:19:33
Let the blood shed commence by DesertRat662007-10-24 09:55:09
  My life for Aiur's scream: Check by joresgump2007-10-24 10:00:37
  Ouch. What's the context? (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 09:56:39
    A press release was issued by DesertRat662007-10-24 10:02:17
It's nice to know that SOME cities are prepared by SnArL2007-10-24 09:49:25
  Im prepared by joecrouse2007-10-24 13:33:59
  Apparently, we're doing drills on campus by aranthon2007-10-24 11:04:42
  There are 2 types of people in this world by Augment_Compass2007-10-24 10:10:53
  I don't worry about it by joresgump2007-10-24 10:04:21
    Hmm .. is Umbrella what Microsoft would be by huitzilopochtli2007-10-24 11:03:17
      microsoft isn't evil enough by joresgump2007-10-24 11:37:56
  Your right it always good to know that by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 10:01:38
    Methinks we have a spy in our midst... by Phoon2007-10-24 10:03:24
      I haven't seen hactur for a while by SnArL2007-10-24 10:04:12
        No idea, sorry. Hactur?! Hactur?! Hactur?! by silverwyvern2007-10-24 10:20:39
          *POOF!* by hactar the uhhh2007-10-24 11:19:33
  Montreal had a zombie attack IIRC this past summer by Miss L. Anyus2007-10-24 10:00:22
  well it is the state capital... by deadweasle2007-10-24 09:58:55
This picture would (I think) be great if available by silverwyvern2007-10-24 09:47:45
  Well, it's from Getty Images by vidi2007-10-24 10:05:55
    Yep, that second one is very cool, indeed. by silverwyvern2007-10-24 10:16:43
    Link no worky by kyrasantae2007-10-24 10:06:44
      Whoops, I just searched for by vidi2007-10-24 10:08:51
so apparently the US has a new maritime ally by gibuu2007-10-24 09:43:06
  Must sign up the Swiss as well. by Peace_man2007-10-24 10:46:52
    We have a saying here in Germany: by Ascag2007-10-24 10:53:21
      do we? (n/t) by datolli2007-10-24 13:44:34
  Here you go, by lheggland2007-10-24 09:52:05
    I think we just UFied the mongolian merchant marin by vectorz2007-10-24 11:45:02
      UFieland has a sea? by joresgump2007-10-24 12:13:45
        why do we need a sea? by emlaabs2007-10-24 12:44:30
          Or do we just need a c++? (n/t) by talon07202007-10-24 13:14:54
    Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan registries by run.dll2007-10-24 10:36:32
      They're both doubly-landlocked. (n/t) by nix2007-10-24 10:47:23
        Yup. (n/t) by run.dll2007-10-24 10:57:29
    yup by gibuu2007-10-24 09:59:02
My new consoles are here! by radiowave9112007-10-24 09:36:05
Looking for comments on the new by UFieGear2007-10-24 09:36:05
  So far, so good \o/ by Hieraco2007-10-24 09:50:37
    It will remain in effect if you desire. by UFieGear2007-10-24 09:53:41
  Your Unicode is fried. by Didactylos2007-10-24 09:45:47
    Fried? by UFieGear2007-10-24 09:51:50
      I don't know what caused it.... by Didactylos2007-10-24 10:10:39
        Gotcha. I've noticed that if I use the onboard by UFieGear2007-10-24 10:15:12
Could someone help me with my shoes? by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:13:27
  How about... by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 10:02:53
    To quote somebody or other... by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 10:06:53
  I thought I didn't get it... by Didactylos2007-10-24 09:41:23
    Of course they're feeble by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:49:45
  What? No Python references? by kahuana2007-10-24 09:30:14
    That's not by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:32:32
  The bridge almost reaches the other side, by merlin2007-10-24 09:15:37
    *Bwahaha!* (n/t) by dodrian2007-10-24 09:18:14
      Disinfect this entire room! by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:19:56
        I try a Tom Swiftie in German: by Ascag2007-10-24 11:07:19
          I *almost* get the pun. by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 11:09:50
            Another try in German: by Ascag2007-10-24 11:18:01
        Put the waterfowl in the harbor, by merlin2007-10-24 09:21:59
          That's a good one! by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:23:10
            Thanks. I've never done these before. by merlin2007-10-24 09:30:54
              "I'm going to win!" said the by hadji2007-10-24 09:34:31
                Funny is, he really did :) n/t by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 09:43:24
                "I'm going to build an igloo," by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:36:58
                  "Knight to Queen's Bishop Three", by imperito2007-10-24 09:42:00
                  I work on computers for the city of Phoenix, by merlin2007-10-24 09:39:26
              I've lost sight of the river, by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:34:09
                I've updated the security holes by undrcvrparothed2007-10-24 09:38:20
                  "This is the end" said the Indian in Hindi. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-24 09:42:43
                    "These are some quality binoculars", by imperito2007-10-24 09:46:57
                      "We'll have to do it lying down, because my legs by hadji2007-10-24 09:51:38
                        A man walks into a plate glass window. by voxwoman2007-10-24 10:34:46
                          'It was a long way, but finally, we are here!' by Ascag2007-10-24 11:27:22
                            Or, by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 11:40:27
                    "Mark this timber as oak" said the lumberjack by hadji2007-10-24 09:46:03
Great... Indian monkeys make the lawdog files. by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 09:06:50
  Bestest comment EVAR!! by merlin2007-10-24 09:09:27
    OOOOH! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-10-24 14:38:36
    Channeling Hadji I see (n/t) by vampire2007-10-24 12:23:24
  Your linky is borked. It gets to ID9K just fine by merlin2007-10-24 09:08:10
Donuts!!!! by merlin2007-10-24 09:05:28
  *drools* by joresgump2007-10-24 12:17:18
    Sorry, they're all gone now :) (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 13:28:56
      really? *sad expression* by joresgump2007-10-24 13:42:03
  No! You're doing it wrong! by lex_icon2007-10-24 09:52:11
  Eggplant Parmigiana! by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:07:49
    *yoink* by merlin2007-10-24 09:11:12
Invoke(Windows Gurus) by Glum_Reaper2007-10-24 08:58:03
  Have you tried excluding driver.cab from by merlin2007-10-24 09:01:27
    You've been surfing the net too long when you read by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 09:10:38
      *bwahahahahhaha* (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 09:11:29
    Hmm good idea. by Glum_Reaper2007-10-24 09:06:26
Hugs anyone? by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 08:55:19
  Mods! drama queening? by postaljohn2007-10-24 14:36:06
    Uh, no. by purplepineapple2007-10-24 15:05:30
  He emailed me back...I feel a lot better right now (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 09:03:36
  *gives you a kick in the pants* by Didactylos2007-10-24 09:02:14
  *Dumps a barrel full of warm fuzzies on MG* by syren2007-10-24 08:58:50
    a wise advice. (n/t) by shminux2007-10-24 09:23:36
Cisco 4000 help by azander2007-10-24 08:48:16
Well blimey. Elive 1.0. by Bertram2007-10-24 08:40:14
Is it Friday yet? by SnArL2007-10-24 08:34:18
  Me too. by syren2007-10-24 08:59:48
    See, I'm waiting for Friday for a DIFFERENT reason (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-24 09:02:25
      We've secretly replace SnArL's date with by merlin2007-10-24 09:14:18
        I'd notice right away... by SnArL2007-10-24 09:27:19
      ...I am frightened to ask. by syren2007-10-24 09:03:24
        What's so scary about me spending time with a by SnArL2007-10-24 09:25:05
          OH, THAT !!!!! by joresgump2007-10-24 09:54:50
          I think it's the 'you' part of it *runs away* (n/t by merlin2007-10-24 09:31:38
            Har har har! by SnArL2007-10-24 09:36:33
  Wishing for Every other Friday... by AlanWife2007-10-24 08:40:12
  It's the week of fridays for me... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 08:34:56
    I hope you don't get a week on monday mode :) (n/t by joresgump2007-10-24 08:40:17
      already had that as well... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 09:07:33
Wanted: RSS Reader Recommendations by sazzer2007-10-24 08:27:36
  I just use the one in thunderbird by Freakazoid2007-10-24 14:12:03
  I use InfoRSS add-on for firefox by Havoc2007-10-24 11:38:33
    To 'splain by Havoc2007-10-24 11:41:47
  Anybody tried GreatNews? by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 08:36:19
    Just have, and am liking it a lot so far by sazzer2007-10-24 09:21:25
      Try this for some SF results by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 09:28:48
Opinions: Somone overusing your name in a by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 08:26:35
  Sounds like one of those scam mail things by lex_icon2007-10-24 11:25:29
  Annoys the heck out of me by Hieraco2007-10-24 09:39:31
    ^Seconded^... by shadowsystems2007-10-24 13:09:29
  Do they say it in all caps? by hadji2007-10-24 08:42:58
    "Mister Black" *snicker* (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-24 09:00:33
  Have they met you before? by SlyW2007-10-24 08:31:10
  To me, having been in sales it is irritating by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 08:31:02
    depends on what's for offer... :) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 08:33:13
      Well, if she was cute and .... :-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 09:21:58
  it kinda depends by vvpete2007-10-24 08:30:41
Relational Algebra font? by asayogure2007-10-24 08:20:48
  LaTeX might have what you need. by leonidus2007-10-24 08:55:28
    Oooh, I googled it ... yes, that may do nicely! by asayogure2007-10-24 08:58:37
      There are several LaTeX installations out there. by leonidus2007-10-24 09:08:31
        I am running it now, and rewriting my documents... by asayogure2007-10-24 09:44:06
    Elaborate please? What is LaTex? (n/t) by asayogure2007-10-24 08:57:01
      Latex is a page layout language by robertltux2007-10-24 13:11:09
  Can any of those render HTML/Unicode entities? by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 08:31:56
    All of the complicated/rare ones are coming ? by asayogure2007-10-24 08:40:22
Yeeee haaaaa by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 08:16:55
WTF... by raptillicus2007-10-24 08:15:19
  Look on the bright side by Ston2007-10-24 08:32:43
    Err on the side of caution by todAnthony2007-10-24 09:21:19
  And now she wants to talk some more? by raptillicus2007-10-24 08:32:37
    Crazy women are better in bed (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-24 08:42:31
      Damn strait!!!!!! (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 08:48:38
        You mean "Damn Straitjacket!" right? by SnArL2007-10-24 09:00:39
          Hehe...hell yeah (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-24 09:52:52
  seems like she've already resolved everything by joresgump2007-10-24 08:17:37
    and in one night by joresgump2007-10-24 08:19:05
  Nice. by AlanTwo2007-10-24 08:17:28
    Read my posts from a few months ago. by raptillicus2007-10-24 08:22:23
I can not believe that I am surrounded by pussy by Hieraco2007-10-24 07:52:59
  I think those look more like bats by lex_icon2007-10-24 10:57:05
  That subject line... by Phoon2007-10-24 09:26:29
    nope, S(splat)P? is that another web comic? by Hieraco2007-10-24 10:15:30
      Something Positive. by Phoon2007-10-24 10:21:22
  Ah? You received a cat scan then.. :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2007-10-24 07:57:17
    Just beware if they try to do the CAT scan and the by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 08:03:43
      Tell me about it by Hieraco2007-10-24 08:07:07
        But, but , but The Yorkie just wanted to play! by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 08:14:28
          I'm sure that Knuckles outweighed it by 2Kg by Hieraco2007-10-24 08:16:14
            did Knuckles leave the mafia? by emlaabs2007-10-24 08:22:29
            *Bop bop bop* Winnar and champ ...Knuckles! by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 08:20:39
Attn: ALL UFies - UFIEGEAR IS DYING... by Dire_Lobo2007-10-24 07:46:08
  Best of luck with getting things set up. by Hieraco2007-10-24 08:04:28
  Yes, for those that don't know - I am he. by Dire_Lobo2007-10-24 07:48:20
    I know ;) by jeff_uk2007-10-24 08:21:45
      Tell me - and then add them to the pyre that by Dire_Lobo2007-10-24 08:28:54
And let the new space race begin by merlin2007-10-24 07:42:20
  Space race indicates anyone else has a chance... by mrxavia2007-10-24 12:54:33
    Japan already has a lunar probe in orbit (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 13:29:55
  Meh. by run.dll2007-10-24 09:02:53
    Hence the word "new" in the TLP (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 09:07:17
  Erm, s/Chine/China/ *needs coffee* (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 07:42:41
    or, s/Chine/La Chine/ (en francais) by theanomaly2007-10-24 07:43:47
      Je nous parlez vous francais ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 07:45:49
        Je _ne_ vous parles pas français (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-10-24 07:50:26
          Unless you're saying you don't speak french at all by Miss L. Anyus2007-10-24 07:52:12
            *Actually* it's: "I don't speak French at all" ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-24 08:48:15
            See, I told you I don't speak french :) (n/t) by merlin2007-10-24 08:10:16
            "Quoi?" by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 08:00:35
              Fetchez la vache! by bwkaz2007-10-24 17:03:51
I finally transcribed the speech I gave last night by Phoon2007-10-24 07:13:54
  Well organized. by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 07:56:46
  One thought. by theanomaly2007-10-24 07:42:48
  I'm confused... by RBPierce2007-10-24 07:42:11
    possible missing right by tallastro2007-10-24 09:35:28
      According to Wikipedia by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:42:50
  Which speech number? by khendron2007-10-24 07:29:35
    #2, "Organize Your Speech" by Phoon2007-10-24 07:32:28
      Congrats on your 2nd speech by inittab2007-10-24 22:51:45
      I gave my first 10 TM speaches in only 16 days... by inittab2007-10-24 22:28:12
        Note on topics by inittab2007-10-24 22:35:11
      Nice job by smut2007-10-24 09:44:16
      Well done by khendron2007-10-24 07:37:01
  I am sorry you feel this way. I will pray for you. (n/t) by SlyW2007-10-24 07:27:27
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-10-24 07:07:23
Basic math for truck drivers by wabbit652007-10-24 06:56:37
  on second thought by wabbit652007-10-24 10:38:02
  His dispatcher was an idiot too... by vvpete2007-10-24 08:43:23
    Length of boat was probably a factor by wabbit652007-10-24 10:36:48
  More math for truck drivers by y2kdragon2007-10-24 07:09:06
SotM: Foundations (Kate Nash) by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 06:39:24
  Great song!!! by lex_icon2007-10-24 11:01:12
    In the first line of the lyrics of course it says by roger G. rapid2007-10-25 02:49:22
'Pants' lawyer to lose job. by Havoc2007-10-24 06:36:09
  Lawyer? I thought he was a judge. by kahuana2007-10-24 08:52:33
    I don't believe they lose their license by MatthewDBA2007-10-24 09:06:46
  $67 mill for a pair of pants???? by mekkanik_mike2007-10-24 08:43:01
  99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name by geopsychic2007-10-24 06:48:25
    <-- future part of the 99%. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-24 06:52:22
      I have several in the family by geopsychic2007-10-24 07:03:08
        Some lawyer jokes... by y2kdragon2007-10-24 07:11:47
          Funny that you should spell it.. by goatrider2007-10-24 07:35:37
          Seen on a tombstone by SaylorA2007-10-24 07:20:44
            A lawyer dies and goes to heaven by Hieraco2007-10-24 08:15:11
              That's aligned with the joke about the lawyer by Havoc2007-10-24 11:43:18
              *Snerk* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 08:21:23
            A small collection: Lawyers FAQ by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 07:39:50
      doesn't understand what krikkert means. -----> by Bonzo2007-10-24 07:00:43
  Good by schwing12007-10-24 06:41:47
If I could save thyme in a bottle, by hadji2007-10-24 06:13:02
  Ah yes, the Sage of wordplay returns (n/t) by smut2007-10-24 07:04:36
  But the never seems to be enough time by todAnthony2007-10-24 06:56:04
  Good Eats by y2kdragon2007-10-24 06:54:14
Today's groaner by mridenour2007-10-24 06:05:49
  I always said that about the cat. by Hieraco2007-10-24 06:21:39
    So much for HINDsight being 20/20. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-10-24 06:59:39
  Losing a tail Asda hurt. (n/t) by pas512007-10-24 06:17:25
  Quite the store of knowledge, she was. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-24 06:09:41
Have they stopped making CRT monitors? by Bellator2007-10-24 05:38:50
  Why not get LCD? by themadkansan2007-10-24 15:36:04
    You mean other than the fixed resolution by AndyA2007-10-24 16:15:53
  Shop on line, by lheggland2007-10-24 07:05:38
  No, they're still making them... by Khaar2007-10-24 05:56:53
  of course not by joresgump2007-10-24 05:56:28
  Not yet by imrambi2007-10-24 05:53:24
  Try ViewSonic, NEC or Sony by ideur2007-10-24 05:46:10
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-10-24 05:30:10
so, about today's xkcd... by joresgump2007-10-24 05:05:47
  Any bets on by Stibbons2007-10-24 09:41:31
  It is good. I also think the comic is hilarious. ( (n/t) by theanomaly2007-10-24 07:22:19
Photoshop challenge by Eboreg2007-10-24 04:42:13
  Hillary & the Pope. by shadowsystems2007-10-24 13:03:06
  I wish I had a photo editor here by Ston2007-10-24 08:42:47
  My Entry by todAnthony2007-10-24 07:04:37
    I don't know that that is believable. by altordwm2007-10-24 07:10:27
  Why limit it to Hillary? by SoylentGreen2007-10-24 06:38:18
  I can visualize plenty by voxwoman2007-10-24 04:55:24
    How about a non-FYOSS one by schwing12007-10-24 05:25:53
      New rule, by Eboreg2007-10-24 05:33:50
        finger in her nose while she yawns? by joresgump2007-10-24 05:42:51
          I get photos of her like that by voxwoman2007-10-24 05:44:17
            that's my best shot by joresgump2007-10-24 05:55:21
    I said they have to be believable by Eboreg2007-10-24 05:02:18
      Are you involved in a any campaign by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 05:13:11
        TLP? (n/t) by Eboreg2007-10-24 05:17:36
          Top Level Pluttersandbox (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-24 05:20:37
            Huh? (n/t) by Eboreg2007-10-24 05:23:55
              sorry, top level post by joresgump2007-10-24 05:27:34
I love Tom Smith's Firefly song! by hadji2007-10-24 04:39:52
  and now so do I by Treehugger2007-10-24 05:55:06
Verizon FiOS by the_diggity2007-10-24 04:38:07
  I've heard the TV stuff looks terrible by voxwoman2007-10-24 05:08:48
    But that's indepenent of carriers by SciSSorS2007-10-24 06:18:23
  Not me. I hate verizon. LOATH them by joecrouse2007-10-24 05:04:29
    Well, yes, they're idiots by smut2007-10-24 06:59:06
    Comcast is at the top of my list of loathings by voxwoman2007-10-24 05:09:59
      Verizon is at the top of mine, with Comcast by RoraJoey2007-10-24 22:19:54
      As soon as FIOS is availble in my area by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 06:42:59
        The only problems I have had with Verizon by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 06:52:58
          That's a relatively minor issue by Sterling_Ag2007-10-24 07:09:56
            I am right there with ya. some places just have by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 07:31:42
      Yours, mine, and StukaSpouse's...at least by Stuka2007-10-24 05:17:26
        Ditto by y2kdragon2007-10-24 06:57:09
Can you reach ufie.org mail service? by chaotic2007-10-24 04:37:51
  The problem solved itself already by chaotic2007-10-24 04:40:52
Any one know a good way to keep this dog from by joecrouse2007-10-24 04:25:27
  What I did with 2 dogs by Havoc2007-10-24 07:53:04
    We did the same thing by jaz2007-10-24 11:45:23
    A lot like Pavlov: Ring the bell... by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 08:08:57
    Wow, I like that idea (makes mental note) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 08:05:15
  Oh the wet paws thing? by Chasmosaur2007-10-24 07:33:40
    You saying that about the wet and show by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 07:52:49
      Not what mine does... by Chasmosaur2007-10-24 09:04:26
  It's a matter of "play" time. by Chasmosaur2007-10-24 07:25:52
  Try asking Peace_Man he seems to be by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 06:40:00
    MOST canines have four legs - although I have seen by Peace_man2007-10-24 09:31:17
  When are you feeding her? by iarann2007-10-24 06:15:29
    I said that to my wife. by joecrouse2007-10-24 17:13:44
  I know part of the problem is actually taking them by romandas2007-10-24 04:41:32
    Trying that. (possibly why she is haveing more by joecrouse2007-10-24 04:58:58
  I've known dog owners who've used this method: by hadji2007-10-24 04:33:02
    The size of the crate is important by altordwm2007-10-24 06:28:38
    my dog must be retarded then. by joecrouse2007-10-24 05:00:41
      That's pretty common with new dogs by Arman X2007-10-24 05:43:55
        4 month old dog. couldnt handle being alone by joecrouse2007-10-24 16:37:35
    it's called "crating" and plenty of people by voxwoman2007-10-24 04:58:13
      Crating Info by mpking2007-10-24 06:07:18
        I got the dog 4 months ago. by joecrouse2007-10-24 16:42:33
        My dog by mpking2007-10-24 06:11:16
          She's a cutie alright and by Silverfire2007-10-24 08:25:25
            Yep by mpking2007-10-25 06:00:04
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-10-24 04:00:10
  ATTN: taitano by vidi2007-10-24 09:53:21
(Hums the "I'm Still Alive" song...) by shadowsystems2007-10-24 03:28:02
  At the end of the test you will be minced by AndyA2007-10-24 09:05:59
  He's not really going the distance. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-24 06:15:23
  Cake is ALWAYS lying by Minion2007-10-24 05:32:39
  Well you can tell by the way I can move fast by hadji2007-10-24 03:58:50
    ?O.o? IDGI... (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-10-24 04:02:36
      Stayin' Alive by the BeeGees (n/t) by wabbit652007-10-24 07:47:10
        sorta (n/t) by wabbit652007-10-24 07:47:27
      Corner of Rush and Division. by hadji2007-10-24 04:07:33
Okay, "chuffed" --- a question. by bobmon2007-10-24 03:14:15
  heh... by hitmark2007-10-24 16:37:56
  For future reference. An English slang dictionary: by AndyA2007-10-24 10:43:10
    Ooh, good to know. Thank you! (n/t) by bobmon2007-10-24 13:50:51
      And now I see why I was confused... by bobmon2007-10-24 13:54:41
  'Chuffed' means pleased by Stormkitten2007-10-24 03:16:48
  Chuffed = good, chuffin = bad (n/t) by Treehugger2007-10-24 03:16:24
    chuffin' not necessarily bad... just 'Very' by jeff_uk2007-10-24 03:28:10
      Yeah I use chuffin' in that context alot. (n/t) by syren2007-10-24 05:26:55
UFie-Swap? -switch? What's the link? by DerSarek2007-10-24 03:04:37
  Diary is at UF Recycle by klar_at_work2007-10-24 03:26:50
    Thanks, guys! by DerSarek2007-10-24 04:13:27
    You could've been nice & included a link... =)P by shadowsystems2007-10-24 04:01:06
    Linkified by madjo2007-10-24 03:59:41
  Can I have it? =} by shadowsystems2007-10-24 03:15:13
    Sure, you can have it. by DerSarek2007-10-24 04:12:50
  *Hands DerSarek a hammer* by EnzoMatrix2007-10-24 03:11:54
    Hey! I paid money for that! by DerSarek2007-10-24 03:13:28
      And you can get money if you broadcast by joresgump2007-10-24 05:16:12
Recommendations on 2.5" SATA discs? by smiffy2007-10-24 02:53:55
  Hitachi is by Macrobiotic2007-10-24 03:21:31
    Thanks by smiffy2007-10-24 03:44:21
Exlamation point !!!!!11111eleventy one by kreepykrawly2007-10-24 02:49:40
  Why is Ebenezer always making Snooch by hadji2007-10-24 04:09:33
    Because Snooch is somewhat by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 04:26:39
  ROFL (n/t) by cuboci2007-10-24 03:46:22
ATTN: London UFies by wluut2007-10-24 02:49:10
In less than 3 days, NemoHac and I will be hitched by fitzso2007-10-24 02:45:11
  Congrats and have a safe hitching and trip! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-24 06:35:45
  Hitching around the Galaxy ? by SciSSorS2007-10-24 03:30:34
    it has something to do with a large carnivorous... by chaotic2007-10-24 04:08:03
      The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal? by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 04:42:53
        Though, of course, the best reason is that by Arman X2007-10-24 05:51:09
          Oh, and, congradulations! (n/t) by Arman X2007-10-24 05:52:30
        Yes, I meant that one. (n/t) by chaotic2007-10-24 05:15:41
  Oh, BTW, congrats :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-24 03:19:00
  yayyyyyy!! {{{fitzso & NemoHac}}} (n/t) by jpprater2007-10-24 03:15:09
Grrr! If you take the time to get out the P-touch, by manxmania2007-10-24 02:44:33
  Our tapes have barcodes on them... by jeff_uk2007-10-24 03:23:54
ATTN: FNORDer by fitzso2007-10-24 02:42:08
ATTN Chaotic : How's the train strike? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-10-24 02:34:33
  Thursday 2am - Friday 8am GMT+1 (UF time -9 hours) by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 03:24:56
    Thanks roger. by chaotic2007-10-24 04:14:46
      That's ok. I understood Jeremy's afowl, too ... by klar_at_work2007-10-24 05:54:54
I can't stop hiccuppig! HALP! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-24 02:24:10
  The cure has been discussed on this board. by run.dll2007-10-24 08:53:08
  UF will go down for five days of maintanance. by aix tom2007-10-24 03:22:27
  !!!BOO!!! ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-10-24 02:34:31
  If you dotn stop, I'll take away Betty (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-10-24 02:33:48
    dotn? (n/t) by fitzso2007-10-24 02:40:07
  water! (n/t) by fitzso2007-10-24 02:27:34
he related to davy jones in any way? (n/t) by tsadi2007-10-24 01:24:49
  Dude... by arancaytar2007-10-24 02:43:01
    You mean he isn't? by psyop2007-10-24 10:18:18
      Is that you, Sam? I mean, Ron? :) (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-24 22:25:04
    I can laugh about it by chaotic2007-10-24 04:16:41
  I think it's the other way around... by Tyop2007-10-24 01:42:29
    ah! i wonder who'll win, Cthulu vs. Davy Jones ... (n/t) by tsadi2007-10-24 02:02:19
      It will be over quickly by arancaytar2007-10-24 02:48:08
        Not invulnerable. by TheGM2007-10-24 04:57:58
SOTM - Interplanet Janet by hadji2007-10-24 01:20:38
  well i'll be darned. by zeitnot2007-10-24 03:56:30
    Schoolhouse Rock, FTW! by y2kdragon2007-10-24 06:43:49
      "Interplanet" lasts until the first classmates see by josie_beller2007-10-24 23:32:40
    \o/ (n/t) by hadji2007-10-24 04:14:03
  Video for the deprived. by hadji2007-10-24 01:31:11
Dirk Gently on bbc by waveydavey2007-10-24 01:19:36
  Lucky bastards by y2kdragon2007-10-24 06:42:35
    Errr. you can listen to it too. by AndyA2007-10-24 09:03:35
  Thanks for the heads up. by ttlogic2007-10-24 01:47:22
    Not a verbatim reading by arancaytar2007-10-24 02:39:14
      Hmm, I can only "Listen again" to part 3/6 by ttlogic2007-10-24 02:49:38
        Parts one and two... by arancaytar2007-10-24 04:03:42
          Found on google by jadall2007-10-24 05:56:51
        It follows the first dirk g book if you know it by jeff_uk2007-10-24 03:25:27
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-10-24 01:00:02
Does a portal have solid edges? by SnowStar2007-10-24 00:59:24
  Possible theories by y2kdragon2007-10-24 06:41:34
    Er, not that kind of "chopping in two". by bwkaz2007-10-24 17:14:32
  Infinitly sharp edges..? by EnzoMatrix2007-10-24 03:00:52
    Did anyone read His Dark Materials... by phjardas2007-10-24 04:08:49
      Not yet... by EnzoMatrix2007-10-24 05:42:24
        Fantasy Trilogy by Philip Pullman by phjardas2007-10-24 06:31:42
  You would probably just stumble over the edges by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 01:46:47
ATTN: taitano by Deverant2007-10-24 00:46:13
  If you got it working, I got some time tonight, by klar_at_work2007-10-24 01:17:40
    Hang on, I'm almost there... by taitano2007-10-24 01:40:06
      Feh, I reinstalled and it still won't let me play. by taitano2007-10-24 02:00:51
  Do you mean "...\etmain"? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-24 01:04:36
    Close, but no cigar. by Deverant2007-10-24 01:08:30
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-10-24 00:44:50
  Pancakes? By chance are they blueberry pancakes? by Nea2007-10-24 09:05:21
    *serves blueberry pancakes* by Treehugger2007-10-24 09:07:55
      Mmmm.... Thankee... by Nea2007-10-24 09:14:06
        *puts feet up with a nice cuppa* by Treehugger2007-10-24 09:24:16
          Mine? Not too bad, but it's just getting started. by Nea2007-10-24 09:33:08
  *stumbles in and crashes on the couch* by merlin2007-10-24 07:48:40
    *overhears insult* ;o)P by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 08:13:11
      Weird. We found out our annual raises by merlin2007-10-24 08:56:08
        Stinkin' weasels. Hope you finally get by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 10:03:49
  Mmm...pancakes by y2kdragon2007-10-24 06:08:35
    {{{y2kdragon}}} (n/t) by Treehugger2007-10-24 06:10:28
  BAS, please... by esbita2007-10-24 05:56:36
    A dig deep by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 06:14:27
      C might work. by esbita2007-10-24 07:45:04
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-10-24 05:58:29
  Mmmmmmmm pancakes by wabbit652007-10-24 05:39:56
    *serves OJ and largest stack of pancakes ever* by Treehugger2007-10-24 05:50:04
      *Dons climbing harness* by wabbit652007-10-24 06:40:43
  Good morning all! BAS and pancakes please. by HaX80r2007-10-24 03:49:10
    Good morning! by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 04:20:40
      Thanks. mmmm...pancakes (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-24 19:13:03
  BAS please... I'm at a different office today. by jeff_uk2007-10-24 03:29:33
    *leans over counter and makes BAS* by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 04:18:06
  *comes in, sulking* by Dagna2007-10-24 02:32:18
    *serves large BAS* by Treehugger2007-10-24 02:32:56
      Cider? Cider..... Oh, yes, Cider! by Dagna2007-10-24 02:43:32
        Lovely by Treehugger2007-10-24 02:46:34
  Ohhhh... Pfannekuchen, dich muß ich versuchen! :9 by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 01:42:09
    *serves pancakes and GAP* by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:56:13
      Thank you. by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 02:17:32
        I feel like pancakes often by Treehugger2007-10-24 02:29:21
  pancakes!!!? Yum. by Electric Storm2007-10-24 01:13:28
    *serves stack of pancakes and hot choc* by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:13:56
      Huh? by Electric Storm2007-10-24 01:17:14
        Correct! by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:17:47
          that's what I like about... by Electric Storm2007-10-24 01:21:02
  Oooooh! by syren2007-10-24 01:02:32
    Why am I always an internet removed from maccy Ds? by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:08:23
      *munches happily* by syren2007-10-24 01:10:30
        I found a wicked joke on ihasatardis and am by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:13:31
          Which one is that?? by syren2007-10-24 01:19:07
            the terrible knock knock joke by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:19:58
              Hehe...I like that one. by syren2007-10-24 01:22:29
                I await with trepedation the day my mind explodes by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:24:49
                  I've already started looking at situations by syren2007-10-24 01:28:32
                    It's terrible by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:30:35
                      Top gear? by madjo2007-10-24 04:11:05
                        I broke my mind there by Treehugger2007-10-24 05:49:12
                      Am so pleased you introduced me to these though. by syren2007-10-24 01:34:16
                        I exist only to serve by Treehugger2007-10-24 02:11:42
                          hehehe... by syren2007-10-24 02:14:44
  Yawnies.. by Deverant2007-10-24 00:57:50
    Cleaning? What's that? : ) by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:01:28
      I seemed to have forgotten that myself. :) by Deverant2007-10-24 01:03:14
        Good luck then! by Treehugger2007-10-24 01:08:57
  *dashes in* by afterburner2007-10-24 00:55:34
    I played football yesterday! by Treehugger2007-10-24 00:56:25
      Well done. by afterburner2007-10-24 04:15:15
  Hi, hugger! by postaljohn2007-10-24 00:48:26
    *serves beverage and pancakes* by Treehugger2007-10-24 00:50:48
      well enough by postaljohn2007-10-24 00:54:30
        *watches postaljohn fly round and round by Treehugger2007-10-24 00:56:58
          I've been called worse by postaljohn2007-10-24 14:43:27
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-10-24 00:35:23
  go to the place where time is on a different by voxwoman2007-10-24 04:24:45
    Not quite sure what you are looking for but... by Hieraco2007-10-24 05:42:25
      Agent Maxwell Smart by other2007-10-24 07:28:58
        The Bush white house? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-10-24 14:17:54
Ahh, to have the morning off! by Madvlad2007-10-24 00:23:57
  That's always fun! by dodrian2007-10-24 00:42:53
OUT, Part 15 by taitano2007-10-24 00:15:29
Garrinka me rhinobird! Stef be bound for a keelhau by silverwyvern2007-10-24 00:02:16
  Mmmm, yes! I THINK he'll still be alive, but... (n/t) by skern2007-10-24 07:30:29
  only a keelhauling? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-10-24 00:28:28
  Shadowsystems is keelhaulin'me, too. by klar_at_work2007-10-24 00:27:14
    YARRRR! I be holin' his hulls like a Narwhal! P-D by shadowsystems2007-10-24 02:38:32
      Payback for your lousy performance with Jamble? by klar_at_work2007-10-24 03:26:04
        (Presses the Little Red Button... by shadowsystems2007-10-24 03:54:01
Translations by Nea2007-10-24 00:01:01
  Nederlands (Dutch) TLP (n/t) by tony_blues2007-10-24 00:48:41
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-10-24 01:17:29
    by tony_blues by tony_blues2007-10-24 01:00:08
  Deutsch/German TLP (n/t) by Estigy2007-10-24 00:35:58
    German translation via the new Google Translate by madjo2007-10-24 02:55:21
      A little scrambled... funny is, Greg seems to say by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 05:07:38
        I would be unhappy too. :) (n/t) by madjo2007-10-24 05:21:46
      The accent doesn't matter. by chaotic2007-10-24 04:28:51
    by Taulmarill by Taulmarill2007-10-24 01:30:25
      nitpick by chaotic2007-10-24 01:34:41
        Ganz recht. Wie heißt der Typ nochmal, Culthut? n/t by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 02:23:17
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 01:25:06
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-10-24 00:00:54
  Just joined by smiffy2007-10-24 00:41:53
    Welcome! (n/t) by Didactylos2007-10-24 09:12:25
  Yo-Yo Status by MontyZuma2007-10-24 00:25:53
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-10-24 00:00:03
  1.03 smoots (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-24 23:18:53
    Also at least ten millihelens :-) by josie_beller2007-10-24 23:26:43
  A bit too large by sstacks2007-10-24 20:06:59
  11 1/2 D (n/t) by postaljohn2007-10-24 14:19:22
  11 and a half, thick and wide, with a huge by SouthpawPL2007-10-24 11:39:02
  16.1 hands (n/t) by lucytv2007-10-24 08:26:38
  this tall (with hand on top of my head) by other2007-10-24 07:32:02
  6'10" tall and shoe = 20 (n/t) by todAnthony2007-10-24 07:13:44
  36... by y2kdragon2007-10-24 06:06:54
  Tall and scrawny - but not anomaly so. by Hieraco2007-10-24 05:38:24
    Oye! :P (n/t) by theanomaly2007-10-24 07:27:09
  one jores unit (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-24 05:03:07
  1 squirzpt 23 minglip 3 senk by Klymer2007-10-24 04:29:33
  Size 11 (US) by madjo2007-10-24 03:47:33
  Mine's a pint please. (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-24 03:35:20
    You should probably ask what the drink is by pas512007-10-24 04:25:24
      Scumble by abb3w2007-10-24 05:55:52
  Size extra fat. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-24 03:28:22
  9.25" by RetiQlum22007-10-24 02:18:30
  Pale blue, working very nicely, thank you. by TheCatMan2007-10-24 02:01:32
  XL (n/t) by glitch2007-10-24 01:41:55
  Size 40 irregular. (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-24 01:38:32
  1.77199405 × 10-16 light years (n/t) by sazzer2007-10-24 01:16:07
  About that high. *holds hand up* (n/t) by aix tom2007-10-24 00:48:26
  1337*10^-(1+3/3)*7 astronomical units. Really! :D (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 00:40:00
    so that's errr ... by Medentic2007-10-26 05:25:56
  Kingsize (n/t) by littlesmith2007-10-24 00:39:15
  Ten thousand miles and twenty years. by taitano2007-10-24 00:33:17
  6 of your Earth feet (n/t) by smiffy2007-10-24 00:32:21
  156 cm (n/t) by coxims2007-10-24 00:17:07
  huh? on wednessday? by inkey2007-10-24 00:15:48
  1842538µm in the morning (n/t) by acl682007-10-24 00:12:04
  1 (n/t) by Deverant2007-10-24 00:07:04
  3 1/6 cubit, roughly... (n/t) by Tyop2007-10-24 00:06:12
  7-5/8" (n/t) by ideur2007-10-24 00:01:39
    For those who wonder: by ideur2007-10-24 00:17:59
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-10-24 00:00:01
  TinyTimobeyedSusiehurtlingtowardthesun by ideur2007-10-24 00:00:59
    Opera's back in black. by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 00:07:10

 

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