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Cartoon for Oct 23, 2007
Strip for Oct 23, 2007
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I've put a mouse up for sale on the local by Klaranth2007-10-23 23:36:36
  For some reason I read that as "moose". (n/t) by archnerd2007-10-24 22:22:18
  Hahaha by hadji2007-10-24 08:36:28
  Perhaps it's a special edition collector's item? by ttlogic2007-10-23 23:58:00
  What a price, LOL by Zoxer2007-10-23 23:52:48
Uh, Help? by taitano2007-10-23 23:04:46
  Some clarifications / points.. by Deverant2007-10-23 23:17:30
    I downloaded W:ET only two days ago. by taitano2007-10-24 00:28:18
    So far only Freakazoid freaked out. by Klaranth2007-10-23 23:34:35
XKCDers are really well-behaved by archnerd2007-10-23 22:56:28
  I was wondering what you were talking about. by nix2007-10-23 23:01:29
lower mainland ufies... pets acting weird tonight? by silverwyvern2007-10-23 22:33:31
  where are you? (n/t) by ideur2007-10-23 23:59:19
  Ohnoes! It's teh climate change!!1!11 (n/t) by cuboci2007-10-23 22:55:53
    *snerk*, but no :-) by silverwyvern2007-10-23 22:59:00
      EARTHQUAKE! RUN FOR THE HILLS! (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 23:46:34
I reached my viewing limit for a Google Book. by toysbfun2007-10-23 22:02:09
  what's a google book? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-10-23 22:56:34
    Google Books are the books that google have by hej2007-10-23 23:49:43
    Okay, seriously, whatever it is, I'm assuming it's by hadji2007-10-23 23:32:32
    Oh, about two or three pounds. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-23 23:30:38
I need to go to bed...1 hour, 21 min ago by amp_man2007-10-23 21:53:11
WaWa no longer has cheese, chili or sauerkraut... by RetiQlum22007-10-23 21:38:03
  Wa th he is WaWa? by RoraJoey2007-10-23 22:41:09
    WaWa is a convinience store/Gas station. by joecrouse2007-10-24 03:22:36
February 4, 1863 by Carthax2007-10-23 21:35:36
Just finished Portal. Awesome, awesome game. by Arachnid2007-10-23 21:21:26
  I "ripped" it from the game and put it on my iPod by jiteo2007-10-23 22:27:16
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-10-23 21:00:03
Fun MMORGP! And hilarious comercials lol by thejugglingking2007-10-23 20:41:14
  Ew. by arktus2007-10-24 00:08:57
  Link for signing up: by thejugglingking2007-10-23 21:09:32
    Windows only... =( by shadowsystems2007-10-23 22:03:44
*humms a little happy tune & dances a little jig* by Garrinka2007-10-23 20:38:15
  Get back to work! by RetiQlum22007-10-23 21:55:43
    You cant spank your GF, when her girls dont by Klaranth2007-10-23 23:10:38
  *cracks the whip* by AlanTwo2007-10-23 21:04:17
  What do hummus and a lady's room have in common? by hadji2007-10-23 20:40:27
    LOL .. not getting homework done :) by Garrinka2007-10-23 20:42:44
      *Watches over your shoulder while you work.* by hadji2007-10-23 20:48:21
        *Goes off to watch "Star Trek: TAS" DVDs* (n/t) by hadji2007-10-23 20:51:14
          TAS? by DerSarek2007-10-23 23:44:26
            I assume 'The Animated Series' (n/t) by silverwyvern2007-10-23 23:53:42
              "Yesteryear" alone is worth the series! (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-23 23:58:52
          *taps hadji on the shoulder* :) by Garrinka2007-10-23 21:21:27
So, 2142 . . . by hadji2007-10-23 20:37:41
TTGTBT by radiowave9112007-10-23 20:31:19
*grinds axe* by themadkansan2007-10-23 20:21:07
  *files axe* by nix2007-10-23 23:08:38
    *considers getting new cabinet* by silverwyvern2007-10-23 23:11:33
....So bored by mysterious gurl2007-10-23 20:19:21
  There's a solution to that.... by josie_beller2007-10-24 00:01:13
Attn: Hadji by Garrinka2007-10-23 20:18:44
  Would you like me to respond? >:-) by hadji2007-10-23 20:31:09
    *checks email* :) by Garrinka2007-10-23 20:33:44
      Never let . . . . something or other . . . stand by hadji2007-10-23 20:39:06
*giggles at new schlock* by MrTrick2007-10-23 20:04:17
It's Friday! by silverwyvern2007-10-23 19:56:12
  No no... by MrTrick2007-10-23 20:05:53
EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :-) :-) :-) by oot2007-10-23 19:53:58
  Nice. Good going! (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-23 21:37:08
    Thanks! :-) (n/t) by oot2007-10-23 22:09:46
  Way to go! by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 20:16:17
    Thank you! by oot2007-10-23 20:42:33
      Busy :-) by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 21:45:16
        {{{Dire_Lobo}}} (n/t) by oot2007-10-23 22:09:58
  cong-rats cha cha cha :) by Garrinka2007-10-23 20:04:57
    Thank you! by oot2007-10-23 20:12:54
      Danke schone hon :) by Garrinka2007-10-23 20:17:43
  My cat is broken. Can you fix my cat? by Hieraco2007-10-23 20:03:15
    Have you checked to make sure it's plugged in? by oot2007-10-23 20:10:13
    You haven't had it fixed yet? (n/t) by MrTrick2007-10-23 20:06:47
It's Friday! \o/ by Hieraco2007-10-23 19:51:50
how to include 'special' characters in the subject by silverwyvern2007-10-23 19:49:53
  Speciall™ characters? by sgrunt2007-10-23 19:58:10
    s/ll/l/ (n/t) by sgrunt2007-10-23 19:58:47
    That used an HTML entity, FYI. by sgrunt2007-10-23 19:58:34
  You mean HTML entities? by toysbfun2007-10-23 19:56:24
    The trick is to leave it as an HTML entity by toysbfun2007-10-23 19:58:02
  Use windows character map by Hieraco2007-10-23 19:53:06
    Did that, got nonsense. by silverwyvern2007-10-23 19:54:37
      You need to use Unicode. by Didactylos2007-10-23 21:36:42
      ™ (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-23 19:56:54
Well, no gasps of horror and no death threats... by Phoon2007-10-23 19:39:43
  Well written and, I'm sure, well spoken. (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-10-23 21:59:22
  (Quiet applause) =) by shadowsystems2007-10-23 21:51:25
  Brights? Blights you are, (s)pawns of Satan! (n/t) by shminux2007-10-23 19:49:51
Energy efficiency - USB vs Bluetooth by toysbfun2007-10-23 19:20:02
  If you must use a mouse, use a PS2 if you can. by shadowsystems2007-10-23 21:28:55
    Huh? by hobbs2007-10-24 02:00:03
  The techie side fo me says #3 by radiowave9112007-10-23 19:29:29
  #3 by Freakazoid2007-10-23 19:25:08
need some math help by Freakazoid2007-10-23 19:18:21
  Well... by MrTrick2007-10-23 19:25:18
    ok, I think I get it by Freakazoid2007-10-23 19:40:17
      NP ;-) (n/t) by MrTrick2007-10-23 19:43:24
McAfee SecurityCenter Questions -- Time Sensitive by Carthax2007-10-23 19:17:14
  Did a reinstall over the top of the original by Carthax2007-10-23 19:46:45
  It isn't a SecurityCenter function. by the_diggity2007-10-23 19:28:07
  Is there a setting in the scheduled by radiowave9112007-10-23 19:26:18
  You aren't looking for by Didactylos2007-10-23 19:25:01
    Real-time protection only covers run-time scans; by Carthax2007-10-23 19:26:32
      Ah, sorry. Your question was ambiguous. by Didactylos2007-10-23 19:41:02
        It was also typed quickly, and was therefore by Carthax2007-10-23 19:46:15
What a week it's been. And it's only Tuesday.... by radiowave9112007-10-23 19:10:15
  I just realised that should have a warning. It's by radiowave9112007-10-23 19:12:49
PSA OTD by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 18:55:51
From the kids say the darndest things department.. by radiowave9112007-10-23 18:13:40
  So you'll have perfect hindsight next year? by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 18:59:07
    Um, yeah. That's it :-) by radiowave9112007-10-23 19:13:51
*finally*found something I could wear to DragonCon by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:46:32
  some info for you by Freakazoid2007-10-23 19:23:16
    its alright hon.. thank you.. by Garrinka2007-10-23 19:27:24
      well, I think the links expire after 30 days by Freakazoid2007-10-23 19:49:50
  *says nothing about DC* by AlanTwo2007-10-23 17:58:22
  Is it thigh-highs & a corset? Donations are a by merlin2007-10-23 17:50:50
    $180 wouldn't buy a good pair of thigh highs by DesertRat662007-10-23 17:54:49
    something a littel more demure hon :) by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:52:28
      OOOO Leather bustier and thong with a sword? by joecrouse2007-10-23 17:56:48
      I want an by Silverfire2007-10-23 17:54:49
      I've seen that movie . . . . . . . by merlin2007-10-23 17:54:37
        for a proper female warrior there is ;) by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:58:55
          Heh. There are quite the rants on LJ by voxwoman2007-10-23 18:21:37
            See also Herrena the Henna-Haired Harridian: by vetitice2007-10-23 18:56:04
              book series Chicks in Chainmail :D by Garrinka2007-10-23 19:08:06
                There's some funny ones in there too. by Silverfire2007-10-23 19:13:22
                that's such a crock!! by subbywan2007-10-23 19:13:19
                  you need some serious foundation by voxwoman2007-10-23 19:47:04
                    I think I'll wear leather instead. :) by Silverfire2007-10-23 21:39:52
                  *some* of the stories are about chicks in by Garrinka2007-10-23 19:19:18
                    bah ... by subbywan2007-10-23 19:21:04
                      what you got a metal fetish or something? ;) by Garrinka2007-10-23 19:29:02
                        I blame 'bita ...:D (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 19:33:58
                          with a chica like that to look at.. by Garrinka2007-10-23 19:35:02
                            my point exactly! **sigh** :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 19:36:04
Woo! My CorpEconomics assignment is DONE! by krikkert2007-10-23 17:26:28
I'm honestly curious: by hadji2007-10-23 17:20:06
  Actually I like the Stewart/Colbert ticket by todAnthony2007-10-24 06:41:59
  Aye. by Allandaros2007-10-23 19:55:38
  would that make him a nader? (n/t) by unjust2007-10-23 18:28:59
  Just as crazy as the rest of em. by joecrouse2007-10-23 18:27:39
    The actor's name is ColberT. by Nath32007-10-23 19:03:26
  Thus far, he is the best candidate, as far as I am by radiowave9112007-10-23 18:15:20
    I didn't know that by sgrunt2007-10-23 18:18:04
      that was pundit, not punster :) by radiowave9112007-10-23 18:41:59
        Pfft. by sgrunt2007-10-23 18:44:33
  I'd seriously consider it. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-23 17:56:02
  *raises hand* by wabbit652007-10-23 17:27:30
  If I was a USian, fer sher. by Illiad2007-10-23 17:23:33
  It's slightly better than writing in "Mickey Mouse by voxwoman2007-10-23 17:22:17
    I also don't think he'll tolerate the pay cut by voxwoman2007-10-23 17:26:29
  Colbert.. No.. Oprah for president! :D (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:21:24
    *facepalm* by AlanTwo2007-10-23 18:19:50
  **raises hand** by subbywan2007-10-23 17:20:59
    Question: is the electoral college required by nix2007-10-23 18:18:19
      Nope. would be a gesture, nothing more by subbywan2007-10-23 19:06:44
        Huh? by nix2007-10-23 20:13:43
          Yes, that's what I answered :P by subbywan2007-10-23 20:58:40
            I know. by nix2007-10-23 21:06:43
              Ahh, okay, I see. No, they can't by subbywan2007-10-23 21:18:39
                looks like DC was issued 3 EC votes. (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 21:23:41
      If I recall my high school social studies by radiowave9112007-10-23 18:45:27
I have been made a fool .. never again... by Stardust2007-10-23 17:08:12
Some people need to be kicked by a Horse by robertltux2007-10-23 17:05:12
  hon Shire's are bigger than Clydesdales... by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:10:16
    dif between next room and far side of next room by robertltux2007-10-23 18:18:08
    That's because of all the by hadji2007-10-23 17:21:44
      LOL :D by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:24:08
        Let me Talia, Shire is NOT a horse by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 17:36:15
        naw just let em be stepped on by joecrouse2007-10-23 17:32:47
          Shires and Percherons by Silverfire2007-10-23 17:57:34
            19 hands is the largest horse on record by joecrouse2007-10-23 18:24:52
              Wiki says it's 21, but that's still BIG! =} by shadowsystems2007-10-23 21:43:22
Dang!!! by voxwoman2007-10-23 16:59:25
  neener neener neener... by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 17:12:19
    *giggle* by Silverfire2007-10-23 17:59:07
    Hahahaha! (n/t) by voxwoman2007-10-23 17:18:26
      I think it will be worth something one of these da by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 17:29:03
Teaching tolerance by voxwoman2007-10-23 16:53:31
  I'll tell them nothing. by RetiQlum22007-10-23 21:29:48
  "Go ask your mother" :-P by radiowave9112007-10-23 19:22:19
  Been through that with a 10yo, who was rather by shminux2007-10-23 18:05:16
  Good question, and the answer is "I don't know" by merlin2007-10-23 17:50:07
  I've already tried it. by Spud312007-10-23 17:39:16
    Emily is still a little young to "get" it by voxwoman2007-10-23 18:16:35
  Happened when the oldest was in 5th grade... by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 17:26:37
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-23 18:08:25
      Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-10-23 18:08:37
    well turned. (n/t) by unjust2007-10-23 17:49:59
  No problem by Illiad2007-10-23 17:12:59
  that families come in different packages.. by Garrinka2007-10-23 16:59:12
    I live in Massachusetts... by smut2007-10-23 17:10:49
      exactly :) by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:15:13
    I think you were channeling Mrs Doubtfire for a mo by silverwyvern2007-10-23 17:05:16
      *hir* spirit my words hon ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:25:39
"If liberty means anything at all.. by Garrinka2007-10-23 16:25:15
  *remembers something he saw written there* by AndyA2007-10-23 16:43:06
    that Kilroy was here :D (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-23 16:53:17
  *Sings the Barney song off key.* by hadji2007-10-23 16:41:07
    but hon I know you sing in harmoney ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:17:34
  Hmm by Glum_Reaper2007-10-23 16:37:50
Does Facebook charge its members to send text by Spud312007-10-23 15:56:42
  Perhaps a revenue sharing plan? by toysbfun2007-10-23 16:38:14
  I agree, nothing to do with facebook. by AndyA2007-10-23 16:37:59
*looks at fray down below* by SnArL2007-10-23 15:09:04
  it's mostly polite (at least the by voxwoman2007-10-23 16:35:26
  which fray? Did i miss another one?? (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 15:20:38
    Nope, frayed knot. by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 15:27:01
Firewall vs. router by SlyW2007-10-23 14:55:39
  You can do a lot more with a proper firewall. by nix2007-10-23 15:14:49
    caveat: by subbywan2007-10-23 15:19:46
      not really by Freakazoid2007-10-23 21:26:38
  The bluebox routers are dirt cheap... by RetiQlum22007-10-23 15:13:34
  Power/Flexibility vs. Cost by Stuka2007-10-23 15:02:43
    I think i fall into "average" :-) by SlyW2007-10-23 15:12:51
  basic ideas: by subbywan2007-10-23 15:00:35
    Doesn't the NAT box provide some by SlyW2007-10-23 15:10:38
      Less. Definitely less by subbywan2007-10-23 15:18:23
        I am about to offer my compay some $ for the spare by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 15:20:54
          NAT is EWIL!!!!!! by roadhog2007-10-23 15:27:51
            NAT FTW! by shminux2007-10-23 18:08:45
            *double-NAT's Roadhog's IPv6* (runs) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 15:42:09
          I was lucky and got a cisco 817 through 'bita :) by subbywan2007-10-23 15:24:05
            GUI on cisco?!? by theanomaly2007-10-23 16:04:44
              Yup. called SDM. (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 16:13:45
            At least you have a GUI!! I get command line!! by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 15:27:26
              the GUI doesn't work :P by subbywan2007-10-23 15:30:32
                they went in the portal and are approaching by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 15:41:14
      The NAT will Help in protecting you because by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 15:15:05
Poll: new Olympic sports you'd like to see by pas512007-10-23 14:42:34
  Blame dodging by merlin2007-10-23 17:53:31
  Oral Sex by joecrouse2007-10-23 17:33:58
    Heh, one sport where a female team would be by shminux2007-10-23 18:23:19
      Female teams would have to by RoraJoey2007-10-23 22:31:56
  Skeet/surfing. (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-23 17:31:49
    No, lab rat, by sgrunt2007-10-23 18:27:24
    they already have ski/shooting hun :) by Garrinka2007-10-23 17:38:22
  The live pigeon shoot :-) by run.dll2007-10-23 15:54:47
    They should bring that one back in 2012 by AndyA2007-10-23 16:48:39
  Oh, and of course by pas512007-10-23 14:54:14
  Chair throwing. by nix2007-10-23 14:50:54
  Cross-country convict hunting. (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 14:48:33
    I'll second that (n/t) by theanomaly2007-10-23 14:55:33
  The Stabler-Grade Table Smash. (n/t) by Arivia2007-10-23 14:44:35
    Whoops! by Arivia2007-10-23 14:47:14
  politician throwing (n/t) by techi8702007-10-23 14:43:27
Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 14:37:24
Update on XP Admin password by warden1452007-10-23 14:19:45
Latest anti-rape device: by subbywan2007-10-23 13:52:25
  We were talking about that here... by imperito2007-10-23 14:23:43
    or as a vending machine repair man? by run.dll2007-10-23 14:26:09
      Heh... by imperito2007-10-23 14:30:17
        Or Republican politicians ... by subbywan2007-10-23 14:37:45
          Or a Kennedy... by merlin2007-10-23 14:38:40
            <jeff_dunham> by theanomaly2007-10-23 14:44:34
  I see a couple problems. by toysbfun2007-10-23 14:13:50
    On the other hand... by rhinobird2007-10-23 14:16:54
      Esp for the contents of the coin purse ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 14:18:39
        coin purse! Oooh, another good one. (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 14:38:26
  I'm glad I'm not in the habit of... by arktus2007-10-23 13:57:36
    Pssst. That's a skirt, not a habit. ;-) (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-23 14:19:16
      That made me smile (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 14:57:55
        :-) (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-23 15:36:19
      Arktus in a skirt? O.o (n/t) by theanomaly2007-10-23 14:19:58
Garrinka Me Rhinobird! Star Trek cartoons! by rhinobird2007-10-23 13:51:26
  Yes hon I know you are rhinobird ;) by Garrinka2007-10-23 15:49:24
    Arrrrh! Ye've been phrased, me hearty! by silverwyvern2007-10-23 15:53:19
      I don't mind being part of a curse. by rhinobird2007-10-23 15:55:09
        wouldn't Klingon pirates be redundant? (n/t) by voxwoman2007-10-23 16:07:18
          I would think descriptive would fit. :D (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-23 16:52:42
    silverwyvern was right. That's a good explicative! (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 15:52:55
      *still* didn't answer my question hon ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-23 15:55:34
        I was just testing the explicative, is all. :-D (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 15:58:24
          so I'm just a test bed now huh? ;) by Garrinka2007-10-23 16:00:50
            Since it's so late.... by rhinobird2007-10-23 23:42:46
  ARGH!! GRAH!! by voxwoman2007-10-23 14:16:42
    I've read "The Soft Weapon" by rhinobird2007-10-23 14:36:06
      Well, I've met Larry Niven, and he's by voxwoman2007-10-23 14:52:31
    Attn: Voxwoman by Spud312007-10-23 14:24:50
      prolly the gmail one by voxwoman2007-10-23 14:45:01
    I don't recall that being in Neutron Star. . . (n/ (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 14:20:32
      And Wiki agrees with me by merlin2007-10-23 14:22:12
        Amazon and my bookshelf agrees with me by voxwoman2007-10-23 14:55:58
          Beowulf Shaeffer wasn't in that story was he? by kahuana2007-10-23 15:48:29
            OK. Maybe Beowulf wasn't in it. by voxwoman2007-10-23 16:05:58
        I got that one too. (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 14:36:43
Jabberwocky TV cartoon by Klaranth2007-10-23 13:27:33
  Jabberwocky. by RetiQlum22007-10-23 14:25:37
    One other thing: by RetiQlum22007-10-23 14:27:09
      I think the illustrator was John Tenniel by hyzenthlay2007-10-23 14:56:01
Common sense is DEAD by fitzso2007-10-23 13:13:21
  The end of the article is telling.. by binkley2007-10-23 18:07:55
  Can you say, "assumption of risk" by lab rat2007-10-23 16:10:56
  There won't be rocks *in* it (unless they're foam) by kahuana2007-10-23 15:34:27
  What a maroon. by RetiQlum22007-10-23 14:32:01
  The House of Lords agrees with you. by pas512007-10-23 14:19:09
    Now *that* should be read by all US judges (n/t) by Stuka2007-10-23 15:13:51
  That reminds me. by jiteo2007-10-23 13:53:09
    IDGI? An ambulance chaser? by Deverant2007-10-23 14:17:14
      Ambulance chaser. by theanomaly2007-10-23 14:19:19
      I'm guessing the older woman was a lawyer. (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 14:17:41
        Ahh.. the lawyer kind, I see the connection now (n/t) by Deverant2007-10-23 14:19:36
          It's what makes the US legal system grate. (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-23 15:36:55
  Hey, it's free money!!! by lheggland2007-10-23 13:22:29
  Well, he does kind of have a point... by imperito2007-10-23 13:18:37
    yeah by fitzso2007-10-23 13:25:07
      I think he's referring to Bill Engvall. by RetiQlum22007-10-23 14:41:39
      the thumb? by joresgump2007-10-23 13:26:05
        :P by fitzso2007-10-23 13:28:21
So, every now and then the top ad space tells me by merlin2007-10-23 13:08:44
ATTN: Phoon by joresgump2007-10-23 13:04:32
  Bigbeat does the same for me. by theanomaly2007-10-23 13:42:42
    Bigbeat? never heard of them by joresgump2007-10-23 13:58:34
      Sorry, the genre, not a specific band. by theanomaly2007-10-23 14:25:12
        Addendum by theanomaly2007-10-23 14:26:35
          /me <3's Vegas cd. :) (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-23 16:54:26
New question: by Eboreg2007-10-23 13:03:07
  Just move him around with the physics gun. by raptor_872007-10-23 13:19:52
Ok, just had an outside development company by classic_jon2007-10-23 12:57:24
  Get in line. Merlin's using it on me now. :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-10-23 13:00:45
    KZZZ-OOOOOOWWWW!!!!! by merlin2007-10-23 13:01:48
      Oooooh, that tickles. :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-10-23 13:02:43
        Oy, Merlin, don't use all the ammo! I may need it by classic_jon2007-10-23 13:06:02
          Well... by the_diggity2007-10-23 13:13:25
            *Dis-batches a lart* by classic_jon2007-10-23 13:15:37
          They must subscribe to the Adam Savage by merlin2007-10-23 13:07:16
            Anyone near Des Plains, Ill? You might want to by classic_jon2007-10-23 13:08:30
              that should be Des Plaines by emlaabs2007-10-23 13:35:03
                That means they can't spell either! lol (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 14:02:35
              *fires a test round at Klaranth...just because* ;) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-10-23 13:10:06
                just ask Merlin WHY he used it on me .... by Klaranth2007-10-23 13:25:01
                  I am almost scared to ask... by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 14:04:26
                    Scroll down the board. by merlin2007-10-23 14:13:30
                      Specifically, scroll down to here by merlin2007-10-23 14:19:10
                        Heh, at least yall are definitely getting a raise by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 14:25:58
                          It will only be 18 months between our "annual" by merlin2007-10-23 14:26:59
                            AT least I didnt tell you , that that raise by Klaranth2007-10-23 14:42:55
                              *triple smack* by merlin2007-10-23 17:43:33
              Des Plains, Des Plains!!! by merlin2007-10-23 13:09:37
                *Throws Ewok at Merlin* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 14:01:48
                  *Throws Wookie at Classic_Jon* (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 14:13:53
                    *Throws Rancor at Merlin* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 14:27:44
                      *Throws Wampa at Classic_Jon* (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 14:39:39
                        *throws Sando Aqua Monster at Merlin* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 14:48:12
It finally all makes sense! by lex_icon2007-10-23 12:55:13
  VIVA LA REVOLUCION! (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 12:57:14
    I shouted that in American History today when the- by HaX80r2007-10-23 13:46:00
      To which he replyed Quod Erat Demonstrandum?(n/t by Corvus_One2007-10-23 14:10:40
        *snerk* corvus_one is awarded a point. :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 15:08:24
          and another point. Good job. by HaX80r2007-10-23 16:08:20
So who's going to create the 1st Portal Machinma? by Arachnid2007-10-23 12:53:47
  I'll make it. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-23 13:51:41
  That would be so awesome! (n/t) by vidi2007-10-23 13:09:01
Kid picture alert. by techi8702007-10-23 12:34:14
  Don't be so sure. by Hieraco2007-10-23 19:29:25
  Look on the bright side... by Phoon2007-10-23 12:50:15
  In Soviet Russia, the book reads you!! by merlin2007-10-23 12:35:09
PSAotD: Click - Ctrl - Click IS NOT the same by merlin2007-10-23 12:12:08
  Heh, Yesterday I was on the phone and by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 12:36:38
    *bwahahahahhaha* by merlin2007-10-23 12:37:53
  Even better by Havoc2007-10-23 12:19:31
    *grins* (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 12:29:22
*sends proactive kind thoughts, good vibes and by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 12:03:40
To make up for posting that AWFUL video: by SnArL2007-10-23 11:46:16
  You're forgiven! by Bellator2007-10-23 12:09:33
  "Drumming up Business"? (n/t) by Havoc2007-10-23 11:57:19
If this is Sparta by DesertRat662007-10-23 11:26:36
  "Sometimes an AK is just an AK" and "Surprise!" by shadowsystems2007-10-23 17:54:59
  How does she Not break? by krikkert2007-10-23 12:45:08
    Heh... by imperito2007-10-23 13:03:09
    Garrinka me rhinobird! She be a sturdy lass! (n/t) by silverwyvern2007-10-23 13:01:04
    Abs of steel!!! (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 12:45:46
  Gun-pr0n...so wrong! by oedlan2007-10-23 12:43:39
    Yet so right (New Kit Image Inside) by DesertRat662007-10-23 12:54:13
      No... just plain stupid. by oedlan2007-10-23 14:44:14
        Feel free to bring it up again Friday by DesertRat662007-10-23 15:07:32
          ar 15 short barrel and tactical sling? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-23 17:59:04
  Can I send her a cheeseburger? by nix2007-10-23 11:40:23
    Tennessee, Yes. by DesertRat662007-10-23 11:43:53
      Wouldn't it be rather stale? by imperito2007-10-23 11:46:06
        MAC-10 not Big Mac! (n/t) by DesertRat662007-10-23 11:50:48
  That just looks....wrong (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 11:31:18
    wery, wery wrong !!!! (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-23 11:37:00
  She's not breathing?!?! by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 11:28:24
    Tail end of a big exhale (n/t) by DesertRat662007-10-23 11:29:12
Grrrr....Car accident by rhinobird2007-10-23 11:18:12
  GLad you're okay too. :) (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-23 17:53:17
  WHEE! Their company is gonna pay for my rental! by rhinobird2007-10-23 14:14:55
    hoorah for small victories! (n/t) by emlaabs2007-10-23 15:47:49
    YaY!!! *does a happy dance in your honor* (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 14:26:04
  Garrinka Me Rhinobird Its been a tough month by joecrouse2007-10-23 12:32:54
    You know, that would make a cool expletive. by silverwyvern2007-10-23 12:59:22
      I like it! (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 13:13:30
    2002 Century (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 12:53:43
      Dang. Those are nice. by joecrouse2007-10-23 13:19:20
        I liked mine so much by rhinobird2007-10-23 14:42:23
  Wouldn't that be taking it out on innocent 3.part? (n/t) by Eroen2007-10-23 11:23:04
  I take it you are ok? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 11:20:16
    I feel ok. Neck's a little stiff, but ok (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-23 11:23:06
      Right now I just wish I had a car. by rhinobird2007-10-23 11:29:23
        Glad you are ok! Now,get a big truck with 3" pipe by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 11:43:58
          I thought you were supposed to mount the 3" pipe by merlin2007-10-23 11:47:14
            Only if you are REALLY good at laying pipe... by classic_jon2007-10-23 12:52:12
        rental coverage? by emlaabs2007-10-23 11:40:26
          My plan has no rental coverage by rhinobird2007-10-23 12:51:17
            It's usually pretty cheap to add. by merlin2007-10-23 12:57:09
              BAH! I didn't even know I didn't have it. by rhinobird2007-10-23 13:14:31
                Yep. Even on my car which now by Silverfire2007-10-23 17:52:45
          Fault by y2kdragon2007-10-23 12:02:56
            Usually your insurance company will make that by merlin2007-10-23 12:07:20
invoke(home-brewing UFies) by Carthax2007-10-23 11:17:51
  if you haven't yet, rack into 2ndary by unjust2007-10-23 18:04:31
    mods 2x post. firefox seems a might twitchy (n/t) by unjust2007-10-23 18:05:03
      uhm..... (n/t) by unjust2007-10-23 18:05:24
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-23 18:57:33
      Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-10-23 18:57:45
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-23 18:57:12
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-10-23 18:57:24
  Well, from the description by Egaeus2007-10-23 11:56:50
    From the recipe, I expected 2-3 weeks of fermen- by Carthax2007-10-23 12:11:06
  What is the temperature where it is stored? (n/t) by skern2007-10-23 11:43:45
    Approximately 68-72F by Carthax2007-10-23 11:57:16
Yet another reason to mutiboot!! by taitano2007-10-23 11:14:49
  boot the mutineers! (n/t) by shminux2007-10-23 12:35:57
    and mute the boutonnières ! (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-23 22:37:45
Cows with guns! by raptillicus2007-10-23 11:08:34
  I don't know which is worse... by shadowsystems2007-10-23 13:26:50
    Ye gods there is a book? (n/t) by raptillicus2007-10-23 19:19:01
      A book, cd, and a flash minigame... by shadowsystems2007-10-23 20:09:41
  Feh. Cows with guns, not so threatening... by taitano2007-10-23 11:17:18
    Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town - I haz teh by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 11:25:12
  Cows with puns. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-10-23 11:13:04
  Cows aren't fun. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 11:10:15
    Bad cow pun (n/t) by TheGM2007-10-23 11:12:43
      Cow Tse Tung. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 11:14:26
        moo manchu (n/t) by emlaabs2007-10-23 11:38:47
          Cows are one (n/t) by divide by zero2007-10-23 18:02:45
A dual-wan router solution with URL filtering? by ooys2007-10-23 11:00:59
  I would use a Soekris net5501 with OpenBSD by ideur2007-10-23 12:37:10
    Thanks (and now a Cisco question) by ooys2007-10-23 13:11:39
      "standalone system"? by Freakazoid2007-10-23 13:18:52
        Sorry by ooys2007-10-23 13:31:44
          'Turnkey system' (n/t) by Stuka2007-10-23 13:34:54
            Mmmm.... turkey.... (n/t) by ooys2007-10-23 13:45:05
  I doubt your going to find a $plastic_nat box by Freakazoid2007-10-23 11:09:18
Dumbledore is Gay by tesla_koil2007-10-23 10:56:46
  Here's my complaint about this whole deal... by jdelphiki2007-10-23 16:18:21
    It's not like she made a press statement about it by AndyA2007-10-23 16:53:57
      As I understand it... by jdelphiki2007-10-23 21:08:11
      I want to know why all the fuss about this, but by subbywan2007-10-23 16:58:21
  Okay, I am now walking away from this thread by merlin2007-10-23 13:00:29
    I think the discussion has hit a wall... by imperito2007-10-23 13:04:23
  Wow, by lheggland2007-10-23 12:40:32
    The ultimate test of tolerance by krikkert2007-10-23 12:43:51
      So, is tolerating the intolerant: by ttlogic2007-10-23 12:49:09
        A. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:50:42
    *applauds* (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 12:41:14
  I'm not entirely happy by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 11:47:33
    Yes but they are right and he's wrong by AndyA2007-10-23 11:51:32
      But of course :-/ (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 11:54:33
  That's a minor issue. by subbywan2007-10-23 11:47:18
  Isn't that the true definition of prejudice? by Peace_man2007-10-23 11:38:23
    Well it does explain... by esbita2007-10-23 12:34:49
      His apparent attraction to by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:48:01
    But wouldn't that be.... by Stuka2007-10-23 11:54:54
  <skepticism> It just souds to me by mridenour2007-10-23 11:24:38
    No, it was something she wanted to make sure by vdp2007-10-23 11:29:32
      It's her story, by mridenour2007-10-23 12:20:31
  'gay homosexual' by silverwyvern2007-10-23 11:23:08
    no, as opposed to by lheggland2007-10-23 11:31:35
  Token gay character? by TheGM2007-10-23 11:16:10
  Does this mean that in the next movie... by SnArL2007-10-23 11:12:16
  It's definitely not overt in the books. by AndyA2007-10-23 11:05:02
    It seems rather gratuitous, by run.dll2007-10-23 11:25:27
      It's one of those things... by Arivia2007-10-23 11:57:13
        What sort of "a few more things" by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 11:59:48
          Grindelwald. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-23 12:28:28
            I don't see Grindelwald by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:38:53
              Ah, yes, that would be the /rational/ explanation. by krikkert2007-10-23 12:42:56
                Unfortunately, it seems so... (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:45:42
      I don't think it was tacked on. by AndyA2007-10-23 11:35:08
        IIRC, there's also Professor Lockhart. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-23 12:27:59
          I don't think that his sexuality is ever mentioned by nix2007-10-23 12:35:18
        I concur. by silverwyvern2007-10-23 11:45:52
          Absolutely. by staticsan2007-10-23 17:13:40
      "...oh, and ... he's gay!" by jeff_uk2007-10-23 11:32:37
        Actually, the information came out when by talon07202007-10-23 11:49:32
  I wondered how long it would take by nix2007-10-23 11:02:30
    IMO... by imperito2007-10-23 11:14:31
    Meh , I seem to be by tesla_koil2007-10-23 11:09:51
      Tehn you'll have to ban them from reading Book 6 by hyzenthlay2007-10-23 12:22:51
      actually by emlaabs2007-10-23 11:34:18
        I don't see why fundies don't participate in Hallo by silverwyvern2007-10-23 12:34:19
          My brother once dressed up like Moses for hollowee by joecrouse2007-10-23 13:06:01
          My church does "Fall Festival". by merlin2007-10-23 12:36:37
            My son is going as a LION, ROAR!!! by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:38:44
              I'm going as an office drone. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 12:56:21
                Im dressing up like a security guard. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-23 13:07:47
                  I'm going as a responsible adult! (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-10-23 13:11:04
                    What do those look like? (n/t) by nix2007-10-23 13:13:21
                      Me. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-23 13:20:16
                        Ah. by nix2007-10-23 13:31:19
              Let's see. My kids are going as: by merlin2007-10-23 12:42:56
      But you're not... sorry. by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 11:21:19
        And the funny thing is by ttlogic2007-10-23 11:26:20
      "Overt sexuality" has a double standard. by Phoon2007-10-23 11:17:58
        not in my house by tesla_koil2007-10-23 11:33:24
          Since you never read the books and I've by voxwoman2007-10-23 16:18:32
          I hope your kids don't have to go through by shminux2007-10-23 12:40:55
            or perhaps the world as you see it by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:45:12
              They are a minority, no question. But by shminux2007-10-23 13:01:50
              *Men* are in the minority. by Phoon2007-10-23 12:47:46
          I thought sexuality came with puberty. by toysbfun2007-10-23 12:07:12
          Since when is it a choice? I never chose to be by talon07202007-10-23 11:41:21
            What, women just attack you on the street? (n/t) by imperito2007-10-23 11:44:31
              IDGI by talon07202007-10-23 11:56:17
                I think the implied condition is, by Phoon2007-10-23 12:02:55
              Doesn't matter if he dies a virgin, he's still by Phoon2007-10-23 11:49:21
                Your childish "invisible sky friend" comment by lab rat2007-10-23 15:24:30
                  How would you describe him/her/it, by nix2007-10-23 15:52:14
                    gods energy should be detectable by joecrouse2007-10-23 17:51:01
                      Interesting idea. by nix2007-10-23 18:09:57
                "Invisible sky friend"? by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 11:58:32
                I find your comments by tesla_koil2007-10-23 11:55:46
                  What you wrote is offending by oedlan2007-10-23 14:03:34
                  And I find it insulting that you say by talon07202007-10-23 12:02:51
                    Link, please. by krikkert2007-10-23 12:23:03
                      Is this an adequate link? by toysbfun2007-10-23 12:26:41
                        That explains 20% of it, apparently. by krikkert2007-10-23 12:31:48
                    has the different genetic code thing by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:11:22
                      .... by silverwyvern2007-10-23 12:38:37
                      100% proven? Before you'll believe it? by subbywan2007-10-23 12:15:39
                        Precisely the problem. by Phoon2007-10-23 12:31:04
                          That *may* be the case for some believers. by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:35:32
                            it was more of a joke... by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:39:45
                          God always wins by default. (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:34:25
                            While true, that doesn't mean *our* by subbywan2007-10-23 12:59:13
                        cognitive dissonance by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:17:37
                          may well find that by subbywan2007-10-23 12:58:39
                            I'd disagree with you by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 13:04:38
                              Oh, he certainly did. by subbywan2007-10-23 13:15:28
                                It appears by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 13:28:46
                                The 325 one was the first of a series by subbywan2007-10-23 13:37:24
                                It was indeed the first of a series by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 13:51:10
                                Jesus was a man, not a God by subbywan2007-10-23 14:03:46
                                On what grounds do you say by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 14:11:10
                                repost tomorrow and we'll pick it up then :) (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 14:16:11
                    If he's not clear by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:10:13
                      sure I'll welcome enlightenment by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:13:19
                  Um, no you haven't expressed that. by subbywan2007-10-23 11:59:47
                    Has Homosexuality been proven to be by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:06:16
                      Significantly, so, yes, it has been proven. by subbywan2007-10-23 12:13:12
                        Doesn't have to be genetical. by krikkert2007-10-23 12:22:16
                          Still biological, though. Still not a choice. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 12:28:26
                            If you say genetic, I'm going to assume you mean i by krikkert2007-10-23 12:32:33
                              I didn't say it. by Phoon2007-10-23 12:48:57
                    He doesn't appear to be saying that by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:04:46
                      That's not how it came across to me or others at by subbywan2007-10-23 12:08:19
                        As I've posted elsewhere by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:11:34
                      hit the nail on the head. by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:07:44
                        There's a difference between by subbywan2007-10-23 12:10:20
                          He's saying by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:13:17
                            The first part is not what I have issue with there by subbywan2007-10-23 12:14:41
                              If you believe by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:18:41
                                Not really. by subbywan2007-10-23 12:21:43
                                Okay then by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:26:23
                                1) yes, 2) absurd by subbywan2007-10-23 12:30:47
                                Being gay by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:34:16
                                Agreed. In belief. by subbywan2007-10-23 12:40:42
                                We can't be 100% sure of anything. by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:44:10
                                That which can be backed up by the by subbywan2007-10-23 12:54:44
                                I'm not certain I'd agree by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 13:01:32
                                True. A belief is either true or false by subbywan2007-10-23 13:04:50
                                Science still comes down to by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 13:11:17
                                It's a little more than that. by subbywan2007-10-23 13:16:35
                                Faith doesn't get to the comma by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 13:30:32
                                I agree. God's existence doesn't hinge on belief by subbywan2007-10-23 13:45:07
                                Agreed by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 13:54:35
                                It doesn't ... at least not in a by subbywan2007-10-23 14:06:31
                                Well, you need not exclude the whole set... by imperito2007-10-23 12:26:03
                                how about by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:23:45
                                Still doesn't work, for a number of reasons. (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 12:26:07
                              niether are contagious by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:15:50
                                You just wouldn't believe he could be naturally by subbywan2007-10-23 12:16:56
                                Are you reading more than half his posts? (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-23 12:21:08
                                Have read every one he's posted in here so far. ( (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 12:24:25
                                To me, it doesn't seem like it. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-23 12:33:50
                                That ain't my fault. (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 12:36:51
                                Actually, it is. But I digress. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-23 12:40:45
                                Yes, you do. Incorrectly too (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 12:53:02
                                in my belief by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:19:58
                                Yes, there's a VERY easy way to say it by subbywan2007-10-23 12:23:39
                                Are you saying that parents shouldn't teach kids by imperito2007-10-23 12:28:23
                                Not at all. by subbywan2007-10-23 12:36:15
                                not really by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:41:44
                                If it were only that, i'd be in total agreement. by subbywan2007-10-23 12:50:19
                                I disagree. Marraige is the artificial construct by joecrouse2007-10-23 12:46:39
                                marriage is a sacrament by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:48:28
                                It became that. It wasn't created as such by subbywan2007-10-23 12:52:38
                                Yet another reason to dislike Germany. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-23 12:53:59
                                why? The concept behind it is solid (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 12:55:20
                                Thousands of men the world over would by joecrouse2007-10-23 12:56:29
                                That's just because they want their cake by subbywan2007-10-23 12:59:58
                                no more likely is that women drive men nuts. (n/t by joecrouse2007-10-23 13:04:24
                                Maraige is a construct to keep people by joecrouse2007-10-23 12:49:26
                                I've seen claims to that effect by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:51:31
                                how can you not mesure it the paperwork by joecrouse2007-10-23 12:55:11
                                There's more paperwork required by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:58:29
                                Calls lawyer has Lawyer point to it by joecrouse2007-10-23 13:03:50
                                That's exactly what I said by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 13:05:23
                                I dont think so. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-23 13:06:57
                                Sentience in direct conflict with their physical by merlin2007-10-23 12:40:33
                                That compass isn't working very well by subbywan2007-10-23 12:47:28
                                And that isn't just sex, either... by imperito2007-10-23 12:46:27
                                Oh, don't need to go so far. by krikkert2007-10-23 12:41:57
                                Didn't you get the memo? by krikkert2007-10-23 12:35:06
                                But he's not talking to someone by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:27:31
                                but in teh child rearing sense by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:27:13
                                I agree there. by subbywan2007-10-23 12:32:15
                                I tell my brother that all the time by joecrouse2007-10-23 12:44:24
                                pure science would dictate by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:37:07
                                Disagree. by subbywan2007-10-23 12:43:20
                                Just because you may be homosexual by voxwoman2007-10-23 16:25:51
                                True. The difference is that it has to be by subbywan2007-10-23 16:36:38
                                s/there/their (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 12:17:09
                    Well, there are many definitions of tolerant by Havoc2007-10-23 12:03:49
                      What would you suggest by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:05:43
                        As this is a literal DEAD ISSUE by robertltux2007-10-23 13:30:49
                          not to mention fictional by gibuu2007-10-23 13:45:07
                        How bout minding ones buisness by joecrouse2007-10-23 12:40:41
                        How about by Havoc2007-10-23 12:18:37
                          sounds fair.. (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:21:53
                          That sounds reasonable to me by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 12:20:56
                            Perhaps I should have said by Havoc2007-10-23 13:13:21
      Sorry, I wasn't calling you a fundie. by nix2007-10-23 11:14:03
      ZOMG! Harry Potter is... by SnArL2007-10-23 11:11:01
        OMGolly Gosh! (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-10-23 11:11:45
  He should be a poster boy for the religious zealot by shminux2007-10-23 11:00:57
    Oh really? by krikkert2007-10-23 12:18:30
      I think that the idea is supposed to be by nix2007-10-23 12:38:28
    Non sequitor of the day by sstacks2007-10-23 12:04:23
      is it a threesome? (n/t) by shminux2007-10-23 12:37:04
        *snrk!* (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 12:51:08
        that was outright uncalled for (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-10-23 12:47:20
          You were getting annoyingly preachy, by shminux2007-10-23 13:05:53
            Sorry, that was to sstacks. (n/t) by shminux2007-10-23 13:06:17
              I'd still say it was uncalled for. by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 13:12:21
                I'd say he was a fair game after that comment (n/t by shminux2007-10-23 14:03:27
                  Fair game? by MatthewDBA2007-10-23 14:04:44
                    Only when they are in your face with them (n/t) by shminux2007-10-23 14:11:49
                      congratulations, you was right on the money (n/t) by Zoxer2007-10-23 14:21:37
        Now that was just uncalled for. (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 12:45:11
    Not quite. by Phoon2007-10-23 11:07:58
I think I am addicted to smiles. by raptillicus2007-10-23 10:55:17
  It's a very human thing to do. by Peace_man2007-10-23 11:10:09
Can anyone recommend a NAS box? by Qcumber-some2007-10-23 10:45:49
  build your own by Freakazoid2007-10-23 11:00:42
    Yup by Havoc2007-10-23 11:21:46
      hatachi... bleh, seagate's are better by Freakazoid2007-10-23 11:25:01
        nice price there by Havoc2007-10-23 11:28:29
          I base my hard drive preference by Freakazoid2007-10-23 11:31:46
            Micropolis used to have a 6 yr warranty by Havoc2007-10-23 11:34:32
              ouch... by Freakazoid2007-10-23 11:38:26
      For instance by Havoc2007-10-23 11:24:27
        don't even need the video card by Freakazoid2007-10-23 11:26:29
          Yeah, mine is for backups by Havoc2007-10-23 11:29:52
      With fault tolerance? (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 11:23:32
        Buy 3 drives and RAID5 them. by Havoc2007-10-23 11:25:33
  Depends on what you want it to do and how much $ by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 11:00:21
  You can build your own by subbywan2007-10-23 10:49:39
    nah, that's not really building your own... by Freakazoid2007-10-23 11:02:09
      Yeah, but not as pretty :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 11:15:04
        says who? by Freakazoid2007-10-23 11:18:49
          me! RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE! (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 11:23:00
            Note: In all things re (Pretty), Subbywan is the by Havoc2007-10-23 11:35:53
New shiney on the way :) by Bellator2007-10-23 10:36:19
  So how many Tb do you have now? (n/t) by Hieraco2007-10-23 10:37:59
    Just 2.1 Tb by Bellator2007-10-23 10:40:05
Invoke UFicle(VB.NET) by Stuka2007-10-23 10:23:27
  In .NET, Strings are unicode. by Arachnid2007-10-23 12:39:40
    Yep: also, string constants are stored in UTF-16. by bwkaz2007-10-23 15:39:29
    It's happening in DB calls by Stuka2007-10-23 15:37:07
      MessageBox the SQL perhaps? by bwkaz2007-10-23 15:41:40
  In C# ,net I used by shminux2007-10-23 10:50:58
    How would that fix the problem? by Stuka2007-10-23 10:53:26
      replace ASCII with UTF8 or Unicode or whatever by shminux2007-10-23 10:57:05
  Use a StringBuilder and localization, I believe. ( (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 10:36:34
    Hmmm...ok...I know about StringBuilder by Stuka2007-10-23 10:43:12
      If you wrap those hardcoded strings in a format by merlin2007-10-23 10:44:49
        So using the StringBuilder class forces that? by Stuka2007-10-23 10:55:57
        ATTN: Didactylos - Your input requested (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 10:45:03
Effective use of flowcharts by SlyW2007-10-23 10:19:49
News you won't see from Iraq in the U.S. Media by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:08:23
  seen better on front page here... by unjust2007-10-23 18:09:21
  Yes you will.. by jeff_uk2007-10-23 11:57:16
  It's the type of news that doesn't draw attention. by Peace_man2007-10-23 11:27:46
  I /have/ seen that picture somewhere... by aix tom2007-10-23 10:29:49
    According to Air Force News by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:46:11
      I remember seeing it dozens of times by Phoon2007-10-23 10:55:26
        Please by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:57:30
          I think I have found where I have seen it on TV : by aix tom2007-10-23 11:10:22
            Thanks by DesertRat662007-10-23 11:13:56
          tv://local.news.stations/11oclocknews (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 11:04:58
  So, one comforted makes up for thousands killed? (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 10:09:49
    News flash for you by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:15:49
      So why send our soldiers when we don't need to? (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 10:20:05
        Nice to know you get the NSA briefings by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:21:33
          There's a reason Bush Sr. didn't invade Baghdad. by Phoon2007-10-23 10:22:21
            Wow, are you misinformed. (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-23 10:30:37
              By Bush himself? by Phoon2007-10-23 10:32:45
                Note how prominent the allies' reaction is there by Stuka2007-10-23 10:37:48
                  Exactly. He had a coalition and the entire by merlin2007-10-23 10:40:39
                    Yup, very true. by Stuka2007-10-23 10:45:34
                      There were other reasons to take them head on, by nix2007-10-23 10:53:38
                        I always thought the Hail Mary manuever was by DesertRat662007-10-23 11:02:28
                          Not a bad move at all by Stuka2007-10-23 11:42:27
                            Well if you want to examine the entire strategy by DesertRat662007-10-23 11:49:55
                              One of the more amusing surrenders: by lheggland2007-10-23 12:11:23
                                drop short rounds about 200 feet off shore (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-23 18:15:05
                              I wasn't being critical of what was done by Stuka2007-10-23 11:59:00
                                No arguments there by DesertRat662007-10-23 12:50:36
                          Perhaps my military terminology is not correct. by nix2007-10-23 11:04:38
                            The closest strategy I can think of to that by DesertRat662007-10-23 11:15:36
                              I can think of a lot of encircling manuevers by nix2007-10-23 11:29:26
                                Or Cho Sen Resivor. by joecrouse2007-10-23 18:13:08
                            The object is always to bring the enemy army by lheggland2007-10-23 11:12:00
                              I was more under the impression that's the .... by aix tom2007-10-23 11:37:10
                                Of course that's generally speaking. by aix tom2007-10-23 11:57:37
                  So "f4 you, we're going in alone" is better? by Phoon2007-10-23 10:39:12
                    Had no choice by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:40:46
                      Sorry, but yes, there WAS a choice by fitzso2007-10-23 17:11:50
                        We dont wan tthe Craziest of crazys to have them by joecrouse2007-10-23 18:09:09
                      Yes, corrupted in way that successfully by vdp2007-10-23 11:50:42
                        Only as long as someone who was not corrupted, by lheggland2007-10-23 12:14:52
                      Prove it. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 10:41:09
                        Like shooting ducks in a barrel with a Tac-Nuke by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:53:34
                        You *Did* read the news, yes? by subbywan2007-10-23 10:46:32
                Yes. By Bush himself. by subbywan2007-10-23 10:35:52
                  You know you really should give some source by AndyA2007-10-23 10:55:25
                    That's easy enough: by subbywan2007-10-23 11:13:12
                Um, to my reading that quote supports DR's by merlin2007-10-23 10:35:46
                  How so? by Phoon2007-10-23 10:37:36
                    In reference to his position in by merlin2007-10-23 10:38:35
            Not entirely correct by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:24:39
              Yeah, we could have sent Saddam packing. by Phoon2007-10-23 10:40:33
                No way of knowing by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:44:02
                  "Kurds" are not a sect by vdp2007-10-23 11:43:12
                  But that's standard U.S. policy, no? by Stuka2007-10-23 10:47:43
                    Sadly it seems to be. by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:54:32
    Oh for $diety sake by tesla_koil2007-10-23 10:11:28
      Agreed. by perlcat452007-10-23 10:29:10
      The Rat tried to hold it up in support of the war, by Phoon2007-10-23 10:16:18
        Wow. You can read one heck of a lot into a post by silverwyvern2007-10-23 10:24:26
        Naive by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:20:03
          We could've waited until we had, y'know, a plan? (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 10:21:32
            Murphys Laws of Combat by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:22:19
              Iraq is technically part of Asia, no? by Phoon2007-10-23 10:23:46
                Odd by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:25:50
                  Define 'winning'. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-23 10:26:21
                    Have done so already in the last several weeks by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:29:23
                      ahh but the war was declared won or being won by gibuu2007-10-23 10:43:28
                        Which war? by DesertRat662007-10-23 10:55:47
                        Ah, yes... we've by Phoon2007-10-23 10:53:15
      We can by Qcumber-some2007-10-23 10:14:08
so, the other day I said to my former boss by joresgump2007-10-23 10:07:50
Selecting "Shuffle Songs" on your iPod makes by merlin2007-10-23 10:07:21
  especially if you have your podcasts by Astro-g2007-10-23 10:34:33
ATTN: Woodburn by Stuka2007-10-23 10:04:58
  I will check them out. by woodburn2007-10-23 10:18:34
    Good Luck! (n/t) by Stuka2007-10-23 10:23:56
THIS IS SO FUNNY! by mysterious gurl2007-10-23 09:57:00
  Oh dear... by lex_icon2007-10-23 12:13:26
  Ô.o I'm very confused... (n/t) by vidi2007-10-23 10:12:04
    Why? (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-23 10:24:20
  I think you gave the wrong clicky. by silverwyvern2007-10-23 10:10:37
    Ah...I can tell we have very different senses of by mysterious gurl2007-10-23 10:22:03
      If you are looking for that type of funny by Hieraco2007-10-23 10:31:59
        HAHA! by mysterious gurl2007-10-23 10:43:52
        a fact which lets most of us breathe a deep sigh by silverwyvern2007-10-23 10:36:55
Look what I found in a pawnshop by TrogL2007-10-23 09:48:18
  WOW! That's pretty cool! by shadowsystems2007-10-23 09:54:11
    The Amazon pawn shop is called by taitano2007-10-23 10:09:12
  *drool* by postaljohn2007-10-23 09:52:48
    can't spell... by postaljohn2007-10-23 09:54:11
I am a mean person :-) by silverwyvern2007-10-23 09:28:52
  /target Fire by y2kdragon2007-10-23 09:46:23
Informal UFie poll: Most (in)famous NASA quotes by merlin2007-10-23 09:28:34
  I think the phrase "obviously a major malfunction" by Sterling_Ag2007-10-23 11:02:06
  Not sure if it qualifies, but John Glenn talking by toysbfun2007-10-23 09:48:20
    Same joke, different delivery: by Phoon2007-10-23 11:23:39
  Yabba-Dabba-Doo! by y2kdragon2007-10-23 09:47:55
    That's why I put "in" in parens. It was optional by merlin2007-10-23 09:59:44
  "One small step" ranks second for me. by Phoon2007-10-23 09:38:27
    I laughed out loud at Alan's line in the movie by merlin2007-10-23 09:44:18
  Discovery, we are reading a drastic CO2 increase, by Miss L. Anyus2007-10-23 09:34:34
    Dangit, now I want to go watch Apollo 13 again. by Phoon2007-10-23 09:39:30
  There's one that's good for when the new UF 'toon by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 09:34:30
Where is the best place to go skiing in november? by astro-g2007-10-23 09:21:37
  Other options in Colorado: by morenna2007-10-23 11:35:20
  T-Ride is always good by micahrw2007-10-23 09:57:37
    Much appreciated by Astro-g2007-10-23 10:20:42
  Utah by Ston2007-10-23 09:44:12
    Forgot by Ston2007-10-23 09:46:03
  Dubai by silverwyvern2007-10-23 09:33:39
    Cool, but there is one of those at home by astro-g2007-10-23 09:41:04
  I hear Aspen is good. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-23 09:32:45
    And Vale. by RetiQlum22007-10-23 09:34:44
      Vale: 25 square miles surrounded by reality. (n/t by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 09:35:37
  Sunshine Village (near Banff) opens Nov 9th by nix2007-10-23 09:28:28
    that looks good by astro-g2007-10-23 09:33:52
  I'd go with one of the glaciers. by erniepi2007-10-23 09:25:52
  Whistler Bus offers ski packages by merlin2007-10-23 09:24:49
    Looks like Whistler itself wont open till the 22nd by astro-g2007-10-23 09:29:28
      Want me to let you know when I get the new by merlin2007-10-23 09:30:30
        that would be fantastic by astro-g2007-10-23 09:35:19
          I will try to remember too. I am actually working by merlin2007-10-23 09:45:03
            Heh. Or maybe not. I've just started looking at by merlin2007-10-23 09:58:27
              typical by Astro-g2007-10-23 10:16:37
                I think this is more of a "cheat the system" by merlin2007-10-23 10:42:50
W00T! I've been metaquoted! by SnArL2007-10-23 09:17:34
  One exception by y2kdragon2007-10-23 09:49:46
  What about all of us Stark Raven Mad types? by Dire_Lobo2007-10-23 09:29:02
Richard Stallman attacked by ninjas! by toysbfun2007-10-23 09:11:23
  xkcd has some crazy fanbois. by nix2007-10-23 09:21:58
    Wetriffs was actually created by Randal himself. by raptor_872007-10-23 13:27:32
      HALP IS HERE. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-23 14:09:13
    Sending a wild bobcat through e-bay (n/t) by vidi2007-10-23 09:25:42
      Someone actually did that? (n/t) by nix2007-10-23 09:28:59
        Well... by toysbfun2007-10-23 09:33:03
  LOL, life imitating art by Miss L. Anyus2007-10-23 09:16:29
    probably not in the moment by joresgump2007-10-23 10:12:35
Microsoft just offered me an in-person interview. by nix2007-10-23 09:11:13
  Office needs security too by Stuka2007-10-23 10:07:43
    double so... by LJENS2007-10-23 12:20:01
    Security should be built in. by nix2007-10-23 10:19:43
      Testing shouldn't be an after-phase! by Stuka2007-10-23 12:03:00
  MS<> security? does not compute? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-23 09:12:43
Woot \0/ gonna get a raise. :) by klar_at_work2007-10-23 09:10:19
  *smack* *double-smack* by merlin2007-10-23 09:11:33
    Sorry. my bad. Not 4 times. 5 times. :) by klar_at_work2007-10-23 09:16:49
      Somebody give me the control codes for the Orbital by merlin2007-10-23 09:26:04
Procrastination . . . . . by merlin2007-10-23 09:04:57
  I'll reply to this... by y2kdragon2007-10-23 09:51:20
And the dumb forger of the year award goes to... by AndyA2007-10-23 09:01:57
  But are the forgers really the dumb ones? by aix tom2007-10-23 09:58:05
  s/never was/was never/ by Esteis2007-10-23 09:35:40
    I'll have an anapesto and a calzone to go, please. (n/t) by hobbs2007-10-23 12:15:14
  D'OH! by postaljohn2007-10-23 09:15:31
I think my WTF meter just exploded by SnArL2007-10-23 08:56:35
  My eyes ... they bleed! (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2007-10-23 13:23:47
  Then why did you post ? by SciSSorS2007-10-23 09:15:04
  And you show it to us??? by Bellator2007-10-23 09:07:25
    Shared pain is lessened pain (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-23 09:08:57
      if you give pain you'll receive pain (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-23 09:12:33
    He's just following in Illiad's footsteps. . . . ( (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 09:08:02
  Oh come on by oedlan2007-10-23 09:03:39
  uggg (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-10-23 08:57:37
    It could be worse... by SnArL2007-10-23 09:01:53
    I can't find anything lower than mute. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-10-23 09:01:25
Woohoo! I can now quit my job if I want to. by AndyA2007-10-23 08:49:27
  Congrats! by Nea2007-10-23 09:25:04
    I will every time I arrive in the US. by AndyA2007-10-23 09:28:00
      Arrive in the US? by Nea2007-10-23 09:58:34
        Good point. I wonder if I still have to by AndyA2007-10-23 10:10:53
          No, technically you can leave for a year without by justncase2007-10-23 10:47:45
      Now that you're a citizen by y2kdragon2007-10-23 09:53:41
        I'm not a citizen. by AndyA2007-10-23 10:06:49
          Why would you voluntarily live somewhere by nix2007-10-23 10:14:31
            you do strange things for love... by deadweasle2007-10-23 10:36:32
              Ah. That'll do it. by nix2007-10-23 10:43:17
            Several reasons. by AndyA2007-10-23 10:32:03
        I thought that a "green card" by nix2007-10-23 10:01:28
          It is. by AndyA2007-10-23 10:08:48
            It used to be all green they changed it but pink by justncase2007-10-23 10:48:51
  Congratulations! by bastetsmuse2007-10-23 09:17:17
    *looks at the huge amount of paperwork he did* by AndyA2007-10-23 09:23:03
Oh, the joys of shared/concurrent development by merlin2007-10-23 08:49:03
  this is why I like CVS by astro-g2007-10-23 09:58:50
    I don't know why it didn't try to merge. by merlin2007-10-23 10:03:29
    SVN - Do'oh! (n/t) by astro-g2007-10-23 09:59:32
  And CVS had not "locked" either of 'em ? by SciSSorS2007-10-23 09:28:15
    We don't use the "check out" function. by merlin2007-10-23 09:29:58
      CVS shouldn't need locks. by Phoon2007-10-23 09:42:48
        Yeah, it *should* merge. I'm not entirely sure by merlin2007-10-23 09:46:08
          Either she didn't update, or she just told CVS by Phoon2007-10-23 10:19:30
            And we're using Tortoise as our CVS proxy by merlin2007-10-23 10:46:20
      I was lucky when I learned the hard way by SciSSorS2007-10-23 09:41:34
The New adventures of Selma by oedlan2007-10-23 08:47:49
  That's one soggy moggy!! ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-10-23 13:46:40
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-23 13:50:09
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-10-23 13:50:18
ATTN: Retiqlum2 by SnArL2007-10-23 08:38:34
It's da week of Fridays!!! by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:31:48
Could use a little luck, and a miracle. by da-gimp2007-10-23 08:08:06
  Well, that didn't go well. by da-gimp2007-10-23 08:54:49
  Best of luck by esbita2007-10-23 08:40:19
  Good luck. by Spud312007-10-23 08:24:33
  Packing luck by SciSSorS2007-10-23 08:16:55
  *points orbital vibe generator at da-gimp* by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:09:04
    Wow.... by da-gimp2007-10-23 08:10:13
      no... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:12:01
    Good luck Gimp. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:09:48
I'm currently installing SQL server 2005 on a by techi8702007-10-23 07:47:56
  well I rarely see our servers... by jeff_uk2007-10-23 08:37:49
    When the heat/AC in the office isn't working by techi8702007-10-23 08:57:02
I like mine with lettuce and tomato, by bobmon2007-10-23 07:46:28
  soyburgers are nither virture nor vice by Nightwind2007-10-23 07:59:34
  Stabs you for messing up a great song by joecrouse2007-10-23 07:53:53
    mmmm bisonburgers mmmmmm (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 08:08:23
      Bison are cows. just dumber and uglier. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:11:17
        Taste better too. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 08:13:02
          So what about yaks? by ttlogic2007-10-23 08:17:05
            Yacks are ugly hairy bison with bad breth by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:19:16
              how d'yu know about the bad breath? by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:20:03
                All cloven hoved animals have bad breath by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:22:01
                  come to think of it, you're right... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:23:58
            yuck. by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:19:08
Hello! by mysterious gurl2007-10-23 07:45:04
  Anxiously waiting for Friday by SnArL2007-10-23 09:23:06
  Frustrated. See my "joyful" TLP up above. (n/t) by merlin2007-10-23 09:07:36
  Sick by kc5sdy2007-10-23 09:03:01
  kinda good by joresgump2007-10-23 08:19:14
  Ready to commit genocide by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:12:23
    In that order? (n/t) by the_diggity2007-10-23 08:13:12
      Basicaly by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:16:26
        But...if you kill all of the PEOPLE... by the_diggity2007-10-23 08:19:05
        an asteroid the size of texas will do... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:18:13
          I need more assurance. drops something the by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:20:45
            Alaska's bigger? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:25:16
              by a WIDE margin. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:39:09
                I met a group of folks who were from Texas by Sterling_Ag2007-10-23 08:47:36
              It doesn't look like it on some maps by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 08:29:41
  I was here, but now I'm gone by Hieraco2007-10-23 08:10:56
    So this is heiraco disembodied mind? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:12:50
      No it's his disminded body. (n/t) by Hieraco2007-10-23 10:21:00
  *gleep* by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:08:24
    Weve warned you about that extra spicy curry and by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:14:08
      *squirms* by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:15:47
        thats why you should eat icecream by joecrouse2007-10-23 08:17:25
          I think I'll find me a block of ice to sit on... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:26:02
  pretty good, fedex shows that they have a shipment by techi8702007-10-23 07:58:04
    Same here. Should arrive today. by AndyA2007-10-23 08:51:57
  sleepy and overworked... deadlines suck (n/t) by deadweasle2007-10-23 07:49:42
  Almost ready for launch. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 07:48:31
Done!!! Translated a text from horribly bad German by loonita2007-10-23 07:44:36
  can I get a look-see? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:16:21
    haha, i guess i was as good as babel fish though!- by loonita2007-10-23 09:16:59
      ok... was just told it was not all :-((( so back by loonita2007-10-23 10:26:43
Not to self Hot bagle + peanut butter + by joecrouse2007-10-23 07:25:47
  That is: too much peanut butter, no? by SciSSorS2007-10-23 07:32:25
  you very nearly cost me a new laptop :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-23 07:29:36
Pointless messing around with babelfish by pas512007-10-23 07:14:54
  LOL by SciSSorS2007-10-23 07:30:45
  "is dead, or remains out of the United Kingdom..." by jeff_uk2007-10-23 07:30:43
Stupid Criminal: Steals ID printer & calls support by Havoc2007-10-23 07:13:51
  D'OH! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-10-23 09:02:11
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-10-23 07:08:39
Scientists discover purpose of the appendix by DesertRat662007-10-23 07:01:54
  We are a minority in our own bodies. by run.dll2007-10-23 09:00:23
  I thought tonsils served a similar purpose by TrogL2007-10-23 08:47:36
  Sanctions. what else? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-10-23 08:10:03
    :-) UN sanctioning US policy in Iraq ? by SciSSorS2007-10-23 08:49:13
  Hrm.. I wonder if I can get them to put mine back by Sterling_Ag2007-10-23 07:15:09
    I bet if you could find it, it would by vampire2007-10-23 07:47:19
Oink.cd raided by interpol... by jeff_uk2007-10-23 06:45:39
  A note to those defending this torrent site: by Havoc2007-10-23 07:48:41
    And instead of trying to find who distributes by Pic2007-10-23 08:00:13
      People still have the pre-release music.. by jeff_uk2007-10-23 08:21:39
  So it would be perfectly fine by Havoc2007-10-23 07:07:28
    The industry by jiteo2007-10-23 07:53:03
    that sounds like metallicas gripe by tesla_koil2007-10-23 07:38:05
      When two friends swap CDs or cassettes, by Havoc2007-10-23 07:42:48
        If they care enough by tesla_koil2007-10-23 08:08:57
    It's certainly illegal..but it's different by jeff_uk2007-10-23 07:19:52
      Not armed robbery, not even handling by Havoc2007-10-23 07:35:20
        In physical theft, by hoth2007-10-23 08:16:54
          Making the CD costs pennies by SciSSorS2007-10-23 08:44:59
            That's one of the gripes I have, too. by aix tom2007-10-23 09:08:51
    what about? by skippern2007-10-23 07:16:03
      If the torrent site allows it to be used by Havoc2007-10-23 07:33:35
        You can't make service providers by jiteo2007-10-23 07:44:37
          I believe your talking about Common Carrier status by sazzer2007-10-23 08:04:55
          It's not that it IS used, it is that it actively by Havoc2007-10-23 07:46:12
            I've never used Oink.cd, by jiteo2007-10-23 07:57:52
        Sooooo ...... by aix tom2007-10-23 07:38:34
          Yes, if the car manufacturer by Havoc2007-10-23 07:44:12
            Since I haven't been to the site .... by aix tom2007-10-23 09:04:59
  Capitalist dogs, they are... (n/t) by Eroen2007-10-23 06:49:55
T minus just under 2 hours by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 06:44:15
  Am I the only that still cringes when the words by kc5sdy2007-10-23 09:05:48
    No by azander2007-10-23 10:21:58
    No by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 09:18:23
  SRB seperation, MECO, and tank separation by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 08:51:03
    She just made an analogy I have never heard by todAnthony2007-10-23 08:56:13
      I think I've heard it before by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 09:03:41
  Liftoff! by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 08:40:07
    *cheers* (n/t) by aix tom2007-10-23 08:41:27
      So now 100% of all human spacecrafts in space .... by aix tom2007-10-23 08:55:19
        Heh.. or a Zapp Brannigan - like alien? :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2007-10-23 09:44:21
      Still impresses me everytime since 5th grade. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-10-23 08:46:37
        I'm watching it in the lab by dodrian2007-10-23 08:52:58
  And we're down to the 9 minute hold by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 07:46:26
    Under half an hour to launch. by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 08:17:13
      Ice issue isn't a problem. by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 08:22:41
        All members of the flight team: Go for launch! by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 08:28:26
          2 and a half minutes and counting. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 08:36:28
In the begirding godchild created the heaven tree by Esteis2007-10-23 06:29:03
  Oh, snap. Missed some. Corrected: by Esteis2007-10-23 06:30:58
I want to meet this girl. :) by justncase2007-10-23 06:24:11
  Hint when meeting the girl : by aix tom2007-10-23 06:30:12
    At least he was polite before he tried to rob her. by justncase2007-10-23 06:53:08
      L.A Story by Ston2007-10-23 08:29:21
        That sounds more Ank-Morporkian to me (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-10-23 09:44:43
      :P by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 07:32:56
        s/agee/agree/ (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 08:43:18
        That might be worth a try. by aix tom2007-10-23 07:42:28
  Yes!! Good girl! (n/t) by esbita2007-10-23 06:25:24
I figured out my problem. by Spud312007-10-23 06:19:14
  So go back to it. by da-gimp2007-10-23 06:29:14
    He's eating again. by Spud312007-10-23 06:31:14
      the only way my wife by tesla_koil2007-10-23 06:38:58
        That's the plan. I got a nice nap yesterday. by Spud312007-10-23 06:42:36
ATTN: Klar by chaotic2007-10-23 06:03:46
  He can make it Wednesday or Thursday by klar_at_work2007-10-23 06:08:24
    Thanks for the info. by chaotic2007-10-23 06:12:30
      I thought neither can Jeremy, so .... by klar_at_work2007-10-23 06:43:58
        Very good idea. by chaotic2007-10-23 07:14:18
There has got to be an easier way to steal books. by toysbfun2007-10-23 05:37:22
  there's usenet groups for that :) by Freakazoid2007-10-23 14:25:46
  The solution involves a perl script and a spork. (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-23 07:27:59
  big coat and get into a library? by joresgump2007-10-23 06:22:46
    And be bleeped at the exit ? by SciSSorS2007-10-23 07:18:56
      tinfoil paper? by joresgump2007-10-23 09:07:56
    No that would _actually_ be stealing by Eroen2007-10-23 06:47:58
    big card and digicam rather by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 06:32:41
      It remembers me by joresgump2007-10-23 09:10:34
Technology is to blame.. by Corvus_One2007-10-23 05:34:33
  In other news by Ston2007-10-23 08:40:51
  Is El Reg known as a comedy site? (n/t) by NDwight2007-10-23 06:23:38
  Hmm... by imperito2007-10-23 05:54:12
  Nil novi sub sole ? by SciSSorS2007-10-23 05:53:33
    Oops, still some letters dropping! (n/t) by SciSSorS2007-10-23 05:54:07
dictionery.com? Duh! Of course! by manxmania2007-10-23 05:30:55
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-10-23 05:30:06
*Spins around in chair* by dodrian2007-10-23 05:28:01
  Don't you have someone in the room to start by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 05:37:05
    Oh! by dodrian2007-10-23 05:44:06
      Try 20 minutes a compile on a COBOL mainframe... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-23 09:15:20
        Try 2000 errors caused by an out of place comma :) (n/t) by justncase2007-10-23 10:54:14
      Remember: by ideur2007-10-23 05:53:41
  Spin doctor you need (n/t) by SciSSorS2007-10-23 05:35:11
It's oh so quiet... *pling, pling* by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 05:27:30
Portal Dev Commentary: A rare bit of farsightedne by Concept2007-10-23 05:16:23
New Shiny, and it was unlocked from vodafone!! by mrxavia2007-10-23 04:59:39
  did you have to pay anything up front for the by smiler_as2007-10-23 06:14:02
    Nope, nothing by mrxavia2007-10-23 10:01:48
the soundclip from ysterday by Nightwind2007-10-23 04:57:23
I am all kinds of annoyed by Spud312007-10-23 04:42:30
  Oh, well, that was my fault. Kinda. by Spud312007-10-23 04:54:46
    hooray for *temporary* annoyances! by morenna2007-10-23 04:59:53
      Thanks. by Spud312007-10-23 05:14:38
Some advice form UFicle by smiler_as2007-10-23 04:38:44
  ESATA >>>> USB by PsychoI3oy2007-10-23 10:48:50
    Thanks for your help (n/t) by smiler_as2007-10-23 14:53:42
attn: thread_killer by voxwoman2007-10-23 04:05:13
The problem with achieving terminal velocity... by keffa2007-10-23 04:03:40
  The solution is pretty easy. by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 04:15:19
    No G-pull or acceleration problem by Eroen2007-10-23 06:59:07
      Not 2G. by bwkaz2007-10-23 15:56:27
        Thanks, I knew there was something. by roger G. rapid2007-10-24 00:03:24
          that isn't how the portal works though (n/t) by Nightwind2007-10-24 05:27:48
          that isn't how the portal word though (n/t) by Nightwind2007-10-24 05:27:36
    I didn't read yesterday's thread... by Khaar2007-10-23 04:39:58
      I've done it in the game. :) by justncase2007-10-23 06:08:08
  I suppose one could move the portals steadily by Esteis2007-10-23 04:14:04
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-10-23 04:00:12
  Truth be told... by mpicklesimer12007-10-23 12:28:53
  Need input : (part three) by klar_at_work2007-10-23 04:33:14
    I've been swamped at home. I haven't really had by techi8702007-10-23 06:53:47
      *feels sorry for techi870* by TechisSO2007-10-23 08:14:37
    I'd still like to play, if we wouldn't start at by Mad Marty2007-10-23 06:12:21
      As always, if you like to play a game, by klar_at_work2007-10-23 06:45:23
    There had been a few "punks" around earlier this by ideur2007-10-23 05:19:07
      Huh? When was that? by leonidus2007-10-23 06:14:06
        That was in early summer or so by ideur2007-10-23 12:20:59
        I feel like a manatee myself .... :) by klar_at_work2007-10-23 06:46:05
    I know that in max. 6 months i'll be on regularly. by Bertram2007-10-23 05:02:41
      Ask leonidus and vidi about Rule #1 (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-10-23 05:11:41
Official IDGI thread by jpprater2007-10-23 03:15:39
  We already have one: by Estigy2007-10-23 03:32:00
    Now with an anchor by Spisefisken2007-10-23 03:47:09
    *adds clicky tag* by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 03:42:29
Did anyone post a link to the Portal Flash game? by Qcumber-some2007-10-23 02:54:26
  google for "Portal the flash version" with quotes by jeff_uk2007-10-23 04:17:07
  Did anyone get past #36 yet? by sazzer2007-10-23 03:46:29
    yup, completed it. (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-23 05:40:00
  here u go by darkus2007-10-23 03:19:17
  Yesterdaysomeone posted the link. by scum2007-10-23 02:58:42
Eventually, someone is going to put by RoraJoey2007-10-23 02:43:55
  he'll probably do it himself by accident. (n/t) by datolli2007-10-23 02:46:49
    With the other end inside Mount Vesuvius (n/t) by ttlogic2007-10-23 04:00:54
Attn: ClutterSquad by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 02:27:42
  I just found out by datolli2007-10-23 02:38:00
    *reviews list* by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 03:39:21
      You have a list? by Hieraco2007-10-23 06:45:12
        This 'list' has actually the length by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 07:24:11
great day... by datolli2007-10-23 02:24:03
  {{{datolli&family}}} by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 02:36:30
    beautifying by datolli2007-10-23 02:46:11
wallpaper by d_baerchen2007-10-23 02:08:03
  Monthly wallpaper : See daily static. (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-10-23 02:25:42
If you put a portal inside a portal, will that mak by klar_at_work2007-10-23 01:57:29
  Might, but probably not for long. by Khaar2007-10-23 02:04:51
    Portal Sizing by Chunkboi2007-10-23 06:41:48
      Put them both on a wall in a corner, by Klaranth2007-10-23 10:47:35
I love Oracle Warehousebuilder error message by Spisefisken2007-10-23 01:41:00
  Did they cross the border without the right visa ? (n/t) by SciSSorS2007-10-23 01:45:10
what happened to the QOTD? by confused.brit2007-10-23 01:37:25
  It fell through a portal Stef made. (n/t) by whybird2007-10-23 03:05:21
  I sent in several suggestions just a few days ago. (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-23 02:41:42
  let's just take this one :) (n/t) by datolli2007-10-23 02:15:00
A question about disk sectors. by Khaar2007-10-23 01:07:07
  For floppies, it is. by Yadot2007-10-23 01:53:49
  Yes and no! by ideur2007-10-23 01:50:40
  All done in firmware in HDDs by ttlogic2007-10-23 01:15:44
    Thanks. by Khaar2007-10-23 01:21:32
      If the goal is a performance boost by ttlogic2007-10-23 01:30:58
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-10-23 01:00:02
  *ping*... by acrisius2007-10-23 10:51:47
*wields rubber sledge hammer o'sleep* by klar_at_work2007-10-23 00:54:30
  ah! thought it was an odd time for you to go to by inkey2007-10-23 01:36:38
    They were at work at 0 dark 30 in my backyard by klar_at_work2007-10-23 01:38:35
      Who were "they" ? {{{ Klar }}} by SciSSorS2007-10-23 01:57:36
        Prepping the soil for building new houses. by klar_at_work2007-10-23 03:10:36
          So probably they di't ask nicely by SciSSorS2007-10-23 03:31:37
            Just talked to the manager of the project leaders by klar_at_work2007-10-23 04:34:59
              and the BEST part is: by inkey2007-10-23 05:17:34
                Heh. with the frost getting into the soil, by Klaranth2007-10-23 10:49:45
        Moght depend on workers.... by Electric Storm2007-10-23 02:16:57
          Only if it's an emergency that can't wait. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-23 03:08:40
You know, such a portal would be handy by Michiel2007-10-23 00:54:25
  What do you see, by klar_at_work2007-10-23 01:37:21
  And after a job well done... by lex_icon2007-10-23 01:15:46
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-10-23 00:54:13
  Welcome back! by Nea2007-10-23 08:34:33
    *Serves tea* by Treehugger2007-10-23 08:43:54
      *sips tea* by Nea2007-10-23 08:46:36
        *poke* by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 08:54:45
          Erm, ^^that^^ was meant to go under Treehugger's. by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 09:04:02
  Gibz coffeez? by vampire2007-10-23 07:55:58
    *plugs in the JBM* by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 08:36:21
      Thanks for the JBM. Mmmmmm by vampire2007-10-23 08:40:00
  Welcome back by y2kdragon2007-10-23 07:08:26
    *gasps in shock* by Treehugger2007-10-23 07:28:13
      What can you get me? by y2kdragon2007-10-23 08:27:10
        Hey, peace. by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 08:38:48
          Self-defense by y2kdragon2007-10-23 09:55:23
            No, I Thhpppt'd you. Think Bill the Cat. by vampire2007-10-23 10:08:23
              Even more a reason by y2kdragon2007-10-23 10:34:56
                Make that 2. *Thhhpppttt!!!* (n/t) by vampire2007-10-23 12:04:47
      I missed yew. *Thppppts at y2kdragon* (n/t) by vampire2007-10-23 08:20:58
  *consults checklist* by wabbit652007-10-23 05:48:38
    *checks own list* by Treehugger2007-10-23 05:53:10
      *leaves small pile of gold coins* (n/t) by wabbit652007-10-23 06:28:51
        Profit! Huzzah. by Treehugger2007-10-23 06:36:35
          at least until by wabbit652007-10-23 06:38:47
            proof against 99.9% of known fools. (n/t) by pas512007-10-23 06:40:35
  G'morning. Back to school today. *Gets BAS* (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-23 03:47:18
  Hello by afterburner2007-10-23 02:03:28
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-10-23 02:06:07
      *sips BAS* by afterburner2007-10-23 02:10:59
        Hope the downs were tiny and the ups by Treehugger2007-10-23 02:12:27
  She's BACK! :D by Electric Storm2007-10-23 01:34:10
    *serves hot choc with everything* by Treehugger2007-10-23 01:38:44
      *sips choc* Yay you! by Electric Storm2007-10-23 02:12:31
        *serves mead as well* by Treehugger2007-10-23 02:15:51
  BAS, Fuzzies, and a copy of 'why men suck' please by confused.brit2007-10-23 01:22:45
    {{{confused.brit}}} by morenna2007-10-23 05:05:13
    {{{confused.brit}}} (n/t) by postaljohn2007-10-23 01:28:52
      thanks postaljohn (n/t) by confused.brit2007-10-23 01:36:03
    *serves BAS and fuzzies* by Treehugger2007-10-23 01:27:59
      Thanks hun. by confused.brit2007-10-23 01:35:41
        clarification, please? by postaljohn2007-10-23 09:48:32
    *fuzzies* by Esteis2007-10-23 01:27:17
      Page 1 - Mindgames - just say no.... (n/t) by confused.brit2007-10-23 01:34:13
  One glass of fresh happenings juice, please. by Esteis2007-10-23 01:05:56
    *freshly squeezes some happenings* by Treehugger2007-10-23 01:07:20
      *takes a sip* Tastes like sweet happenings! (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-23 01:13:41
  Yay! She's back! by syren2007-10-23 00:57:47
    I was thinking I should leave it in your capable by Treehugger2007-10-23 01:00:03
      *grin* by syren2007-10-23 01:13:33
        you want tea n toast? by Treehugger2007-10-23 01:17:03
          Yes please love. by syren2007-10-23 01:20:38
            {{{syren}}} by Treehugger2007-10-23 01:26:27
              Yeah well - I think the boss man has other ideas. by syren2007-10-23 02:38:24
  thank $DIETY by postaljohn2007-10-23 00:57:45
    That's a welcome and a half ! by Treehugger2007-10-23 00:59:01
      hugs back (n/t) by postaljohn2007-10-23 00:59:58
        things at work may be looking up by postaljohn2007-10-23 01:04:25
          Huzzah! by Treehugger2007-10-23 01:06:15
            To explain by postaljohn2007-10-23 01:11:08
              Good luck! by Treehugger2007-10-23 01:12:54
                I've got by postaljohn2007-10-23 01:15:04
SOTQOTD: The sound of Silence- Simon&Garfunkel ;-) (n/t) by whybird2007-10-23 00:53:49
  lyrics by postaljohn2007-10-23 01:19:32
    Awesome lyrics. Truely a great song. (n/t) by whybird2007-10-23 01:38:31
I've never had members of 5 by postaljohn2007-10-23 00:49:03
  What if there's conflicting answers? (n/t) by TrogL2007-10-23 08:53:41
    They don't care about conflicting answers by postaljohn2007-10-23 09:09:31
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-10-23 00:23:11
  Woo-hoo! Just passed 2mil! by Anonymous Freak2007-10-23 13:07:04
How did Dust Puppy survive? by raptor_872007-10-23 00:17:55
  Because he's a Toon. by Consul8802007-10-23 05:24:27
  I hate to put a dampener on things, but... by bluedog9872007-10-23 04:49:57
    Suuuuure... Say, did you ever insert your hand by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 05:20:06
    You 're too hard on yourself by SciSSorS2007-10-23 05:09:02
    Oh sure, and Portal is just a game, right? by Concept2007-10-23 05:07:59
  Magic Ink ;-) (n/t) by Fuxi2007-10-23 03:06:49
  Remember by Spisefisken2007-10-23 00:19:53
    it was created exactly the same way... by EnzoMatrix2007-10-23 00:34:47
      You cannot make something the exact same way by Spisefisken2007-10-23 00:56:47
        They are all similar.... by jeff_uk2007-10-23 00:58:55
          Yeah like all UFies are Chimpanzees by Spisefisken2007-10-23 01:07:53
            Yeah... your point? :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-23 01:41:10
              Well we are writing Shakespeare soon, by Spisefisken2007-10-23 01:42:09
                writing shakespeare is easy : by SciSSorS2007-10-23 02:04:41
                  I didn't say we would be writing shakespeare by Spisefisken2007-10-23 02:12:11
            pah by roadhog2007-10-23 01:18:54
              Pan narrans here. (n/t) by digitig2007-10-23 03:32:39
              Hmmm by madjo2007-10-23 02:33:37
            HEY!!!! I resemble that remark.!! ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-10-23 01:12:07
              I strongly resemble that remark! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-10-23 01:26:03
                I remark on that resemblance. ;-) (n/t) by whybird2007-10-23 01:40:36
                  I REMEMBER THAT ENSEMBLE!... (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-23 01:57:46
                    I assembled that rememberance! (n/t) by whybird2007-10-23 03:02:10
                      I reassembled that member! (n/t) by pas512007-10-23 05:35:07
      You would think that, like a feather, by whybird2007-10-23 00:44:59
followup to my question yesterday: by cybergeek2007-10-23 00:08:41
  addendum: by cybergeek2007-10-23 00:10:40
IDGI by Spisefisken2007-10-23 00:05:10
  I think it's preparing us for tomorrow's strip by glitch2007-10-23 02:23:54
    stef's not smart by postaljohn2007-10-23 10:37:38
      Well a lot of you are using physics and such by glitch2007-10-23 18:14:42
  One portal in the ceiling, the other soon to be by amp_man2007-10-23 00:11:43
    Perhaps... by Khaar2007-10-23 01:15:39
    it's the floating effect of xp... by Klymer2007-10-23 00:35:04
      Floating point error ??? (n/t) by y2kdragon2007-10-23 07:06:20
    Isn't that the usual response to "windows 98"? :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-23 00:17:52
  The way I figure it: by EnzoMatrix2007-10-23 00:11:19
    Why not have prepared by Nightwind2007-10-23 04:37:20
Translations by Nea2007-10-23 00:01:02
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2007-10-23 00:08:45
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-10-23 02:52:52
    von c3po by c3po2007-10-23 00:09:54
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-10-23 00:00:35
  time out? by postaljohn2007-10-23 09:06:06
    s/heinlein/heinlen by postaljohn2007-10-23 09:44:56
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-10-23 00:00:01
  PaulBunyanknifedaprotesterwhenthecrowdwasbigenough by Snate2007-10-23 00:02:10
  PaulBunyanknifedaprotesterwhenthecrowdwasbigenough by ideur2007-10-23 00:01:10

 

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